Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Marc Lobliner Members Only Podcast

Episode Date: March 31, 2024

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Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now enjoy the show. Okay, who's more attractive, Dylan Mulvaney or Lizzo? Now, enjoy the show. Wait, what if Dylan did the... Surgery? Vaginoplasty? That's not a vagina. That's a colonic sex hole. All right, so what if Dylan Mulvaney had the colonic sex wound? It's a colonic sex hole.

Colonic? No, no, no. That is a fact statement. Okay? When they use colon, they cut open a hole and then graft colon to the inside. The purpose of it is for sex. It is a hole and it is a colon is a colonic sex hole that's not an insult so let's say this is quintessential man beer talk at a bar let's say

a beautiful trans person not the dillamalvania here's the question let's say you're with a girl she's like a eight solid eight beautiful breasts everything and you get to like second base you go to third base you cup check and there's a penis do you just grab him by the pussy you just this is a false premise this is a false the existence of trans people who pass is like one in a million you will like you will rarely sit down with someone who's like wow this is a hot chick oh my god it was a dude because there's brow ridge shit there's vocal fry shit they're they're like it it is possible especially with like thailand and shit yes you end up being like oh wait a minute that was a guy the

whole time but it's really simply just be like oh shit you look like a chick you're a guy i'm not interested trans women tend to look like um stereo what what men might stereotype women as kind of like a bimbo a stereotype bimbo type if you will uh or clown like dylan mulvaney is what they go for i'm just gonna very overdone dylan mulvaney is vomitous it is not a good look but is lizzo not vomit i mean look i gotta be honest i don't go for the big chicks okay because there's more than just the body in a penitential partner there is the first the soul that matters i think certainly but uh personality like you know my girlfriend and i we both enjoy being physically active. We both enjoy eating healthy. We have these things in common. We like similar, like we have fun.

We're best friends. Like that's it. Lizzo, and I would not get along because I'd say, hey, let's, you know, Allison always wants to go hiking, but I'd never want to go hiking. I want to skate. We go skiing and snowboarding, but the season's over. But if I was like, hey, I don't want to sit around. You want to snowboarding? Lizzo would be like, I'd rather go eat cheeseburgers. i'd be like okay well that doesn't sound fun and then she like

she's mad she's she's got problems dude it's it's it's not it's not even about like it's like okay there's a vagina there but it's like mentally offensive at that weight there's also hygiene issues there's health issues there's so many issues. There's health issues. There's so many issues. She's not going to live a long life. Do sexual harassment charges, the alleged sexual harassment case against Lizzo come into the calculation at all? Since we're judging people based on their character,

allegations of sexual assault should be worth, sexual harassment should be worth something? Prove it or don't. If it's not proven, they scream Trump 24 24 7 about all the things they claim he did without proving it i'm just like look man i guess on this podcast we don't believe all women fuck no are you joking no mattress girl are you turning into a male feminist i feel like on the podcast i mean just to play devil's advocate, we're having a good time. IVF, what's going on? Are we still? You're just trying to pick up any slice of it. Now look, Daily Mail ran a story, I wonder if you didn't hear, about Dylan Mulvaney tucking.

And I'm like, Dylan Mulvaney is physically vomitous. Like, how do you tuck? I don't even know how that would work. You smash your balls into... I'm not long enough, so I can't. The mohel just slipped a little bit. But I think if you're big enough, you could. Dylan Mulvaney has a physical disfigurement.

If you've ever actually, like, there's something physically wrong with the development. The pee-pee? No, no, no. Like, his body's underdeveloped. Oh, yeah, very underdeveloped, yeah. Like, his legs are very short his torso is very long he looks like he has developmental physical developmental disabilities and he probably does have a mental disability too he's extremely skinny but look at the length of the

torso to the length of legs is like something happened at a young age with like malnourishment maybe or something like this hormonal issue too issue too. Perhaps a hormonal issue. Absolutely. Can we talk about how the, I don't know, how much of Dylan Mulvaney's success is due to attention given to him from- TikTok algorithm. Is it only TikTok algorithm? Because he released the song and I would imagine half of the people who listened to it

or talked about it on Twitter are right-wing figures kind of just shitting on him. Dylan Mulvaney released a song and that I believe was the final nail in the coffin for Dylan Mulvaney because the only thing Dylan Mulvaney can do is scream I'm trans. You can't just be like I'm gay and scream into the air and expect that to maintain a career. That's it. So I do believe with the banning of puberty blockers in the UK and the shifts we've seen, at least here in the United States, there have been a variety of victories as it pertains to child sex changes. I feel like once TikTok is crushed, a lot of this trans stuff will start to dissipate.

So TikTok being crushed means that it's going to be bought by another company, right? Is that what they're going for? Well, in some way out of the hands of China, who's manipulating young people and promoting this shit. Certainly I understand that other platforms in this country are doing so as well, but in this country we are winning that culture war. If trans falls out of the spotlight with more and more detransitioners becoming prominent with the UK banning puberty blockers, Dilma Beny's career ends overnight. Do you really think the trans issue is going away we just saw this issue with uh going yes going but i'm seeing i'm seeing more and more stuff in especially in sports you just had this australian uh soccer football soccer league where

a team with five transgender female are they yeah they were dudes dressed as chicks and they just dominated everybody was it was it, what was it? Was it basketball? There was a basketball one where the guy six foot tall slams the girl to the ground and injures her. Yeah. And so the coach pulled it because too many of my girls got injured, he said. And so what they're doing is in North Carolina, I believe they actually penalized a Christian

school for refusing to play against the transgender teams. I, I fear that I am damned to hear about the trans political issue for the rest of my life i feel like i will this isn't going anywhere let's talk about the next 50 years it's never going anywhere and let's talk about hookers at least for now we'll talk about hookers instead yeah so from the daily mail veteran ohio english teacher 50 who was making 75 000 per year resigns from school after being caught posting sexual content on OnlyFans before releasing a statement claiming to be one of the greatest the school has had. She chose to be a hooker.

And now I think there's something inherent in women. Not all women, but I'm saying like, there is clearly something that many women have within them that is prominent enough where they would abandon their careers to be uh to be sex workers i think it's in this case that she doesn't want to be feel like she's getting old and be and not be desirable and why do why do women go on reddit and post nudes of themselves for free because they want the reaction they want people to say wow you look really good wow this is interesting women women it's and they get paid to do it i don't want to sound weird or mean or anything but this woman's ratchet as fuck who's paying for that

like well i think she only had 275 followers so what if you charge is like 10 bucks a month she's making a couple grand per month i think there's a very symbiotic relationship between um these sex workers and people who produce um sex work adjacent content and then the people who constantly harp on them so for example right now the daily mail this is an ad in in kind of every sense of the word this is earned media to this woman she you said she didn't have many followers i wonder if it's doubled since they've posted this article we can find out there's this very strange symbiotic relationship that's not only limited to news websites like daily mail or new york post but then there's some podcasts that also pretend

to be anti these groups are like meme accounts on twitter who pretend to be against these people but are benefiting financially from them and run ads for them she now has 1 300 followers yeah so there's this really like cynical oh wait wait i'm sorry. That's Instagram linking to her. So I don't know if she gained followers or not, but she certainly has got porn. Yeah. And she's not the first, you know, so like, oh, let's make a saucy story. I'm a former teacher. It's like how the dumber the story you could make it, the more eyes it gets.

And then the better it is for your business. So I think it's something we should be conscious of. We've made sex work way too acceptable. And I hate that I said sex work because it's a very bad euphemism. I don't believe it is work. Do women love being ogled by men?

Yes. A lot of them do. I mean, I think it depends. Some women really don't like it and feel uncomfortable. But like in this case, she's seeking that out. She obviously wants

someone to pay attention to her. Remember that meme where the woman from The Guardian is like, man, catcalling is bad. And then it was like a year later, she's seeking that out like she obviously wants someone to pay attention to her remember that meme where the woman from the guardian is like man cat calling is bad and then it was like a year later she's like men don't cat call me anymore and i'm sad do you remember that one yeah i mean i think some women also like to just complain right like that's why you got that way with women being like yeah we don't need men like they're just there's like sometimes an inherent negativity among a lot of women and they just want to blame you for something but i do think that there are women who specifically feel uncomfortable with that kind of attention the end of hisses whistles and stares we need to walk the

streets without fear and then a year later men rarely can't call me anymore i hate that our culture makes me miss it our culture that's you lady so i i thought this for a long time it's really annoying this is this is the thing about not women individually but the the demographic of women they go on they go on reddit and they post their naked bodies for free on a variety of these different forums because they want to see if men like what the way they look then they go and complain that men can't call them. It's like, what? Well, I mean, we see it in a more soft core sense on Instagram. I mean, we see just women

are subjectifying themselves or objectifying themselves to men more than ever. And OnlyFans gave them an outlet to actually get paid for it. So it's something women have been doing since the advent of social media is they're objectifying themselves to males

and what only fans allows them to do is actually make money on that these girls the ones who are making money are making money like i'm in the fitness industry man like it is a pandemic there is a hooker pandemic in fitness that's an amazing headline is there a pipeline from fitness influencer to onlyFans model? Absolutely. In fact, what's her name? Jakara. One of the best female wrestlers named Jakara something.

I'm like, oh, this is cool. I'm like, she actually did a camp in our community for female wrestlers. I'm like, oh, this is great. I'm going to follow her Instagram. And of course, you go to her link tree and there's an OnlyFans only fans page i'm like she's not showing people those kind of wrestling moves on there it's just a way for girls to monetize well was on her only fans was she doing sex stuff it was scantily clad stuff i'm assuming because the but then you get private requests so my assumption is if you're on only fans you're a hooker yes i don't care if

you're posting tasteful art guys that message you and say so this is the thing about only fans a woman will be like you know i'll just do bikini stuff and see if i can make money then you get a bunch of guys giving you money and one guy goes i'll give you 300 bucks to drop one of your straps she'll go okay it'll be like how much for a nipple and she'll go i don't know but i'll give you a thousand dollars she's like oh my god yes boom in000. She's like, oh my God, yes. Boom. In a month, it's like, okay, now stick it in. And they're taking the money.

It's porn. Yep. It's porn. And that's, but that's what- A lot of this is their business. It's nothing to laugh about. Stop. Just with Tim saying stick it in, I'm sorry. Just stick it in.

Stick it right in. Stick it in. But the thing is, that's who our daughters are looking up to, unfortunately. I think it's one fact of reality here is that that it's unfortunate but one of the most lucrative thing that most women can do is a form of only fans or something like that even women in some of the like for example in the wnba they're not paid like salaries are like 150k and lower a lot of these people in the wnba could probably make more money being only fans models unfortunately well i think there's something to say about

women if you're a female influencer if you're a male influencer doing porn is probably not going to make you a lot of money if you're a female influencer doing anything and then pivot into only fans you will be making a lot more money well i just think there's something to say about gay porn that i don't nobody cares about gay porn oh no there's something to say about gay porn that nobody cares about gay porn oh no there's my bodybuilding dude dude i could when i was when i was younger dude i could have made some good money doing gay shit mark i'm willing to bet twenty dollars is i'm willing to bet that gay only fans makes more than women oh yeah dude as a body okay that's a study we gotta pull the numbers okay guys i'll take man i will take one for the team just based on the numbers there's more heterosexuals than homosexuals yeah but

dude if you bro bro they have they have fucking there's a bath house in chicago on north halstead tell me where women and guys chicago let's talk about chicago there is some place when we were growing up called sybaris i think it was and it was like a romantic couples getaway and there were a handful of rooms i don't know exactly know what it was all i knew was on the tv they would be like at the sybaris and it showed like a guy and a woman they're like cuddling and there's rose petals everywhere you go to north halstead and there's a giant fucking building where all the gay guys go have random gay sex like 27 times a day oh like i'm telling you dude and the arab guys so arabic guys when i was when i was first starting out when i first started to get muscle

get big dude i used to get these messages i was offered twenty thousand dollars for a private posing session and you passed i passed it up i still regret it to this day i judge men and women differently my wife was like you turned that down That's how they groom you into prostitution though. Yeah, absolutely. So I knew a guy who was- It is definitely prostitution. I knew a guy who was offered 200 bucks for modeling. I think I told this story a couple of days ago.

He shows up and it's modeling. And then they say, 200 bucks is cash good. Okay, well, have you felt the forms? Blah, blah, blah. If you ever want to do any more modeling, we've got tons of stuff that we need shoots for. And he was like, yeah. No, next week we're doing some more stuff. He comes in, same thing,

200 bucks. Then they say, do you want to do this once a week? We could have you come in on Saturday. He says, yes. We're doing like an at-home thing, pajamas. Are you interested? Yeah. He shows up. They say, put on these sweatpants, put on this Dago T. Next week, they say, just wear the boxers and Dago T. next week they say we're going to do like a swim trunks thing with some other guys and it's like you know just like you know do this is okay 200 bucks every time 200 bucks every time within three months he was getting fucked in the ass oh my god not an exaggeration he was giving blow jobs because they got him to the point where they said every time he went it was like you want to come back tomorrow 200 bucks he's broke he's a broke young guy and they're putting cash in his pocket every time he went, it was like, you want to come back tomorrow? 200 bucks. He's broke. He's a broke young guy.

And they're putting cash in his pocket every day. He's got more money than he's ever had. And then one day they say, you've already done the swim trunks. We're going to do some nude stuff. Like, you know, it's art, man. Are you really concerned? You've already done it in your in a speedo. What's the difference?

And he's and then he goes, well, I did already do the speedo. Then they're like, OK, now we're going to have another guy guy in here with you now we want you to like put your arm around him and then if he if you ever if he ever gives a sign of pushback like i don't know if i want to do this gonna be like that's fine we'll find somebody else good luck finding another job and then he'll be like okay fine i'll do it and then as soon as you get him to step over that thin line because you already got him naked then like it got to the point where he was just sucking dudes off and getting fucked in the ass i think this predatory behavior is common in the porn and sex industry like i think that is groomed yeah like i think that was more often the case than not in the porn and sex industry very unfortunate and obviously

sad and i know these people are making their own decisions and they still have agency here but you can't help but feel bad and that they were you know put not put in a bad position made some wrong choices but you know were preyed upon by by people so it's definitely a thing but the market is there for men as well there's a huge back to the original point yeah okay there's a huge market and especially in the arab countries they were they were the ones who would offer the big money i could see that with our more like how we're going in a more misogynist misogynist direction in our society that forget women porn now it's dudes too well i think just like women are old news just sex sex in general sex is a thing it's a market

you know but the only fans has made it so accessible for these 18 19 20 year old girls to make stupid money just showing their bodies and again like tim said it kind of spirals out of control yep and it's it's become normal for them like they're all like i don't care who who this is normal everyone's doing it only fans has talked about it where you kind of alluded to this with with daily Mail coverage. They see other people get bigger and bigger. And the gray area between what is an influencer and what is a hooker on social media is very unclear for a lot of women

who don't have the self-respect to be like, no matter what, this is a hard line. This is why we need fathers, guys. This is why we need fathers. This is just a, it's a decay. Again, like I've raised a full ass grown kid. I have an 18 year old daughter. Like I've seen friends, I've seen dude,

but the signs are there. When they're young, you see these girls exhibit these signs of hooker dude, is that a word? Where they at like 12, 13 years old and it's usually if they have a dad, he's weak as fuck. So you normally don't see this when the dad is involved. And when the dad is strong, usually see this. Obviously it can happen.

You see this when there's not a strong male figure in the household. Hoof. Collins. So take notes. Yeah, let's go to colors. That's what you're called to make friends just so you know you looked at me like anyways um let's see uh what daryl the beard has to say how you doing man how's it going guys good to be in here again what's up daryl man hanging out talking uh really weird conversation today but uh

you know. Look, Serge, this is the reality of life. We've got to learn about these things. Only fan girls have bad dads. I don't know what to tell you. Anyways, what's up, man? Well, yeah, my question is going to bring Jesus back into it. With the rise of the controversy regarding the statement Christ is king,

what are your thoughts on whether the left has pivoted from just having a disdain for Christianity to actively attacking the Christian faith? I'm not Christian enough for that. I don't know. Do Christians say Christ is king in their prayers or something? Well, that's like the basic dogma of christianity is that christ is the king of the jews and that's i think it comes down to just wrecking religion

in general because if you believe in something bigger than the state then you can't buy into the cult that is the left right so naturally speaking you have to dismantle christianity you have to dismantle judaism you have to dismantle anything that brings attention or brings power to something outside of the state. And I think in this case, like you mentioned the left, and I know there's a lot of fighting about Christ the King, specifically among people who identify as conservative, but to me, that just benefits the left.

You know what I mean? Like if they can get people who would agree on all kinds of things, but have different faith practices to fight, then it weakens the sort of central structure. We talked about this on the show that there are there are fractures within the different both sides of the political aisle.

So the fight over Chris King to me is like it's not even worth getting involved in or thinking about. Obviously, people feel differently about this. But the big thing is like it's interesting that during the middle of an election year where we have a weak Democratic candidate, they're now like conservatives fight amongst yourselves. Yes, but never stop saying crisis king if you believe it, because the op here is to make it so that they'll say, well, we understand it's a fine statement that you're saying because you're Christian, but you do understand it's anti-Semitic that people are using it. So you should avoid saying it not fuck them so having worked in politics and being like you know attentive to the political space in the past seven years i haven't seen anybody say christ is king more than past a few months ago i totally disagree you know yes you've been consistently

saying i'm insane people say christ is king it's on fucking billboards. I'm in Tennessee, bro. Like, it's all over the place. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure, like, Jack Posobiec, like, a year ago, tweets at, like, nine in the morning, Christ is king, just randomly. So I've seen the uptick in people saying it only in the past, really, six months,

more than ever before. Maybe I wasn't paying attention, but years ago, it doesn't seem like this was a common thing that people did. Oh, I don't. Yeah, absolutely. My whole life. Some spheres, you may not see it as often.

But again, like if you're just not around religious Christians, like if you're on people who go to, you know, Christmas and Easter, maybe they don't say it. But people who are very active in Christian communities, I've seen it for years. So I think people are some I think there's some cynical actors using it in a cynical way. So just like nobody disagrees that Black Lives Matters, right? Everybody thinks Black Lives Matters. However, if you're talking about the Black Lives Matters movement, I think stands for different things. So I think there's some bad actors trying to co-opt the phrase to mean different things.

So what they're trying to do is there are people on social media using Christ as king in an antagonistic way. So that way the left can come out and be like... Anyone who uses it. Anyone who uses it. It's like, it's okay to be white. It's like a banal statement. And then they claim,

oh, it's white supremacy because they're doing this thing. They're trying to conflate Christ as king with an antagonistic attack. And that's the's the pr strategy and i think it's to create division specifically among conservatives yeah but uh good sir was that sufficient or is there anything you want to add i think that was great um just to to go to hannah's point there on christ is king i mean when they crucified him they put in three different languages above his head, in Hebrew, in Greek, and in Latin, the king of the Jews. He was crucified for being the king or claiming to be the king.

Yeah, try it on. Cheers, brother. Thanks for coming in. Thanks for having me up I've just got my third article up on substack at brain to beard that's b-r-a-i-n-e-d b-e-a-r-d on

substack so give me a follow thanks cheers talk to you soon alrighty next we got Oswald that end swalled what's going on bro Cheers talk to you soon Alrighty next we got Oswald That endswald What's going on bro Hey guys How's it going

Pretty good or hanging out Good Tim I've been listening to you since you were Living in Jersey and Waffles are better than pancakes I don't care what anybody else says I agree So my So my question for everybody, that's kind of what everyone's

thoughts. Sorry, I suddenly got very nervous. That's all good, bro. The container ship that ran aground into the bridge was carrying 56 shipping containers filled with hazardous

chemicals and materials. Yep. Some of them corrosive. The one that really got my attention was lithium batteries and how those do not mix well with water. Yep. Particularly out at sea or in a Harbor. So then I just kind of wanted your guys' thoughts on if this were a cyber attack

or terror attack, was it actually supposed to be way worse? Were those lithium batteries, was the goal for the lithium batteries to ignite? Or was it supposed to be way worse? There's no way they had enough lithium to do anything significant.

You guys ever throw lithium in water? No. It just dances on the surface. Do you throw lithium in water no it just dances on the surface do you throw lithium in water yes sir who does that oh it's called it's called an alkaline metal and it reacts with water creating an exothermic reaction where the um what ends up happening the the parts of the lithium bonds with the uh hydrogen in the water creating lithium hydroxide i could be wrong about that but it creates a hydrogen like i think, creating lithium hydroxide. I could be wrong about that, but it creates a hydrogen, like, I think it's lithium hydroxide, and so it rapidly, if you

take a piece of lithium and you splash water on it, it'll start a fire. If you put lithium on water, it will fizzle and boil and, like, dance around. I don't think there would be nearly enough lithium in those, from batteries to do anything, and most of the batteries are sealed anyway, so if they fall into the water nothing happens yeah i'm going with occam's razor on

this that like i do think this is just unfortunately incompetence yeah um or just like gross negligence like gross negligence incompetence that ship a lot of like they're the stuff they were doing this like they're it's like when you have airworthiness you can get away with a ship being less seaworthy than like it needs to, but airworthiness grounds the plane pretty quick. With a ship, if it floats, it goes. You know what I mean? And so there's a lot of stuff they cut corners on for years, like years and years, and that's why it probably happened.

I think it's lithium oxide. I think I'm wrong. It's like, what is it? The lithium bonds with the oxygen in the water, ripping it out. I don't know. It's been a long time since I've done basic chemistry. It's like exothermic. Forgive me.

It makes heat. I think it would be a political layup, though, for Biden to go visit there and say like, Oh, I passed bills trying to build more bridges. Bring America back better. But it gets weaker and weaker the longer, you know, the more distance between. They don't care about optics. I was right. It was lithium hydroxide.

Lithium hydroxide. Just want to make sure everybody knew. So they don't care about optics anymore because they're just running against Trump. They don't care about optics. I was right. It was lithium hydroxide. Lithium hydroxide. Just want to make sure everybody knew. So they don't care about optics anymore because they're just running against Trump. They don't care. If they cared, they'd be at the cop's funeral. They would have been in East Palestine.

They would have, they just don't give a shit. I think he can't go to the cop's funeral. That's the one thing I would object to. I think, I agree. They don't care about all kinds of things. It's very different than actually trying to win the hearts and minds of voters.

I think with the cops, although if they went, it would be acknowledging that liberal policies have failed in New York and they can't, or leftist policies. Do you think the average American

would put two and two together on that though? Yes. Because I think Americans- Because every person who voted for Biden who was like, defund the police,

we hate them. Seeing the president at a fallen cop's funeral sends the wrong message. It's too strong of a pro-cop message for biden to be able to walk back later yeah in my opinion especially now with this whole palestine thing blowing up in his face of course i think he should have you never watched if he was respectful but this is like some of the most fun stuff ever lithium is very soft you can cut

right into it watching it versus actually being the one to do it though like an energizer battery if you peel it open you'll get a sheet of lithium and it starts to feel warm because the the exothermic reaction happens in the air but they're substantially more uh the the hydrogen the oxidization process uh is quick in the air but with uh so look at it's conductive with uh with water it's it's like instant everybody wants to jump to this point so did he put it in already or what oh oh that's the gas yeah so see see how it dances around yeah there's not enough lithium to do anything significant he captures the hydrogen gas which i guess he then uses i don't know. But I did this project with Vice.

Where a guy took an axe body spray. Ripped open an Energizer lithium battery. Wrapped the lithium around the axe. Put it into a tumbler. Then took an ornament. Christmas ornament. Poured water on the top of it. Put it on top of the axe body spray.

Closed the tumbler. Wrapped dental floss around it. And threw it. When the ornament shatters upon impact, the water hits the lithium, heating up instantly, which causes the X-Body Spray to explode in a pressurized container

and makes a grenade. And all of those things could be purchased inside of an airport. That was the point of his research. Science is so cool. It is. I mean, I have a degree in biology and i haven't used it

one day so i don't know if i'd recommend people well i mean you are biology so you do know what a woman is yeah i i've only used having a biology degree in arguments that's it like only to uh only to an authority yeah so like oh i have a degree of course i know what a woman is same reason i got a crossfit certification so cross I have a degree. Of course I know what a woman is. Same reason I got a CrossFit certification. So CrossFitters can't say you don't know what you're talking about. Just for credibility. I'm not shit on CrossFit.

Here's a paper that says I'm not retarded. It's like, fuck you, I'm an L1. I got my CrossFit. The standard is, though, to get hired anywhere, you just need a degree. Yeah, that's true. In anything.

Well, was that good, sir? Yeah, that was pretty good. So I just want to say thank you for everything you guys do. Tim, it's been interesting watching your evolution. My uncle and I, we watch you and we would just be like, why doesn't he just say he's going to vote for Trump? He's like right there, right on the edge

of it, you know, back in like 2019. So I really appreciate everything you're doing you know the coffee shop sort of stuff um i was hoping i'd be able to work on a coffee shop i tried getting a hold of somebody but um once we're closer we're opening up we're two or three months out so yeah yeah so i'll just keep doing what you're doing and I don't know what else you're doing, but you got to get married, man. Get married, have babies. We don't pressure women. How equal of us.

So I will say this. Everybody makes their assumptions and they're wrong. And the most annoying thing in the world to me is people who think they know what's going on in my personal life. And they expect me to, i'll put it this way there will never be a time in my life where i will tell you what's going on because of the security issues we face so it is really annoying all these people being like why aren't you doing this tim why aren't you doing that and i'm like because if i told you what i was doing someone put a bullet in one of my family like in my family's faces or something so i'm just gonna

say nothing but that's the reality and there's like there's no actual way to address the incessant. Why aren't you doing this? Or why aren't you doing that? When it's like, if you, if I told people what I was doing, I'd put my family at risk. So just a little frustrated. I understand Tim. I'm just breaking balls. No, I get it.

But it's like, you know, it's not, not on you. It's just, I get like, it's so often. It's like, guys, we were swatted 15 times i'm not going to talk about my family like no i could have i could have a four-year-old kid you're never going to know not going to be any photos not going to be any announcements for all we know maybe there already is one yeah could be a 15 year old running around somewhere but thanks for calling in buddy cheers mate alrighty next up we got the wildfire whisperer

what's up how you doing good evening my shalomies adding another Jew to the brisk cast alright that's what we needed wait you're not counting Surge I do want to mention

real quick it's funny that the people call the show like attack. We get attacked for not having enough Jews in the show and having too many Jews in the show. Cassandra is critical of Israel, but is the one who does the booking and brings on a large amount of Jews. I'm an undercover Jew. No one knows.

Unless I say it. Anyway, sir. You outed yourself right away. Ask your question, good sir. I don't know. Because I can tell the jokes. I was going to say, I always mock the pronoun thing, but I just realized that since I'm a Jew and I'm from Hollywood,

I'm technically they. So I made a feature-length documentary going into wildfires for six years called Hot Shot. It's up on hotshotmovie.com. My question tonight is actually for my Shalomi Mark yes dude you're actually the guy who unwittingly convinced me

to move my production company from LA to Nashville oh you're welcome dude I survived on outright bars in my backpack when I was on all those wildfires but it feels like too many Californians are starting to ruin Nashville and turn it into a commie shithole.

And I wanted to know what's, what's your view of how Nashville is changing having been here for so long. And what can we do to better fight the culture war against the commies here in Nashville and preserve Tennessee culture? Cause the daily wire ain't cutting it. So I'm not going to touch that one uh but i will touch nashville nashville's always been a a communist shithole it's always been very liberal it's the center it's music city so you can imagine who comes in there i actually

think it's gotten more red in fact with redistricting the only blue area in Tennessee is Memphis. So Nashville's actually, believe it or not, it's actually, in my opinion, gotten more red. I know that sounds weird, but Nashville has always been a shit lib territory. It has. And if you're not a shit lib, you live in Brentwood or Franklin or Smyrna or any of those Lebanon, whatever you go. But Nashville has never been a Republican stronghold. It just hasn't.

But what's really frustrating is they ended up, the city council they elected is actually worse than I think we've ever had. They are communists, literal socialists. Well, I mean, at the end of the day you have businesses move in and they bring in their employees their employees are liberals and there you have it good news is if you go outside of davidson county going to williamson county or any of the other counties wilson county you're in a good place where you're going to be surrounded by a bunch of like-minded people and but nashville the, the Metro Nashville school system, it has always been a shithole.

Good to know. Yeah, I think people often misunderstand that about things in the music industry. It's going to have the people that you think that are in it are going to be there. Even if it's country music, even if whatever, it's the same money. At the end of the day,

it's a lot of the same companies that are running it. Yeah, but I mean, it's a beautiful place nashville is still like there are many blue cities that are great yeah there are many nice and and there are many nice you don't have to avoid it just realize that they probably not the best place to wear a maga shirt you know well i disagree i disagree i think it's fun to wear a maga shirt in that kind of territory but actually if you go to broadway it's that kind of territory but actually if you go to Broadway it's such a mix of people and if you go to like we go to the Nashville soccer games

we have season tickets like it's there's good people everywhere but yeah that place is definitely blue yeah true anything else to add on my friend Hot Shots I should have said that you buried the lead there I knew exactly you were when you said that yeah

oh yeah and brother I hit you up this morning because yeah when i was still in la i filmed a couple commercials for sheriffy in a way the and the shit that he shared with us about the homeless industrial complex would blow your fucking mind dude's crazy corrupt it is and yeah i don't know sorry i mean i mean speaking over there. Last time I posted on a video about this guy who walks around Hollywood and just films all these crazy homeless industrial complex people. It's wild. I don't know if you saw that on my Twitter. Maybe that's why you messaged me.

I'm not really sure. But yeah, it's crazy, man. I can't even imagine what he's told you. I cannot even imagine. Anything else to add, though? Yeah, I'd love... I'd love to come on the Culture War sometime. We'll talk about it. We actually just got a project

greenlit by Amazon, and they helped us out because they mandated that we hire a female director. Ha! Hey, I appreciate the job. I'll be there on Monday. Here's 10 females you have to hire, and then that's it. Then we're out. Well, hey, best of luck with

everything sounds like equity to me thanks for calling in i'm just oh yeah thank you i'm just trolling more so my my tweet where i said i think it's funny that women in nyc are getting punched in the face has uh where is it at oh man this is great i'm, everybody's all bent out of shape. It's got like 5,000 replies. How many impressions? Where the fuck is it? Oh, here we go. 2.6 million impressions. 4.1 thousand replies.

2,000 retweets. 10,000 likes. 2 million? And there's a whole bunch of people, even conservatives being like, is it worth it, Tim, you shithead? Fuck you. I love that.

That's my favorite. so i screenshotted my social blade for twitter showing that i gained a thousand followers today and then i just reposted i quote tweeted it with that image of my followers going up and then was there another comment still calling you a shithead under that just oh i just tweeted out okay but then i but then i posted uh i posted new york city is a democrat stronghold y'all arrested daniel penny banned guns released criminals yeah it's fucking hilarious y'all arrested Daniel Penny, banned guns, released criminals. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Y'all are eating crow. That's got a thousand retweets.

Yeah, I mean, the trolling is next level right there. That's what Twitter's for. I mean, it's not really trolling, though. People just say it is because, like I said, I watched the video. I left. They're like, I just got punched in the head. I went, what the fuck?

I don't give a shit. Bro, she's not hurt. Like if she said she got shot in the stomach, I'd be like, whoa, this is fucked up. She got hit. Calm down. Like it's not a good thing. We don't want people getting hit, but she's fine. And one woman was laughing in the restaurant.

She was laughing. I saw that one. Yeah, she's laughing. Like, chill, dude. Like, I don't know man i guess my thing is i've been punched so many times in my life but she cares like okay fine fair point they fall down hit their head and they die that's a serious thing you know what i mean but you read what you say you know well i mean it was discussion devil's advocate but i i again like i

i do side with you on the fact this is what they vote for. Who are we to say how they should live in New York? I care about my community. This is all conservatives are doing is projecting their values onto New York City, which clearly doesn't have those. They don't have values. We got more colors? Yeah, we got more. All right. What was it?

Let me just real quick. Someone said, let's punch Tim's girlfriend. I have no problem telling you that if you come to west virginia and take even a few steps towards my girlfriend you will eat lead see i don't live in new york i'm not some fucking retard who votes away my right to keep in bare arms no i moved to west virginia bought more guns than i count and we were all strapped to the teeth so when someone shows up being like i'll show tim Tim, I'll punch his girlfriend. I'll be like, he said he was going to punch my girlfriend.

So I shot him. Yeah. Which is well within his rights, ladies and gentlemen. So I would be very cautious about that. Do not come to West Virginia and threaten the life of me or the people around me because I have a legal right to defend myself. I will take every available option to not take someone's life or even fire one single round but in the event someone is within striking distance of my girlfriend i will use whatever force i have available to me to protect her and and and anyone else who works for me is my

preferred okay real quick i i am fascinated because i get i get my share of threats but i am fascinated that you get any because because I'm just being real. Like you're not a very polarizing guy. Doesn't matter. They make shit up, but it doesn't make fucking sense. They make shit up. Like they literally just lie nonstop.

Cause what I do, which gets me in trouble is I'll literally tell people, okay, here's the address. I'll be at at 12. No one has ever showed up. No one has ever showed up. We were supposed to do an event with john rich

at his remember that at his honky tonk and a legitimate death threat an individual was caught setting something up and john john was like we can't do it fuck because of a death threat i said fuck him let him come and he goes no tim there's children on the sidewalk outside we can't do it and i was like oh shit you're right jesus and that's fucked now big crowd i totally get it nashville's not so bad but you got kids and parents walking around tourists and someone shows up with a gun yeah we can't do that we would be basically creating that opportunity for them and other people get hurt but i'm in west virginia on a 50 acre property you show up and have to walk through my forest you're not gonna have a good time it's just none

of this shit makes sense to me why is it so serious you're not doing anything well i mean i got two million twitter followers we got million here million there million there we fund a bunch of shit we talk shit i talk shit all day on twitter that's all i do yeah but talking shit is not insightful they're pissed they're pissed off that's stupid like they can't get under my skin is the problem they go like tim's bald i'm like yes and they're like take the beanie off i'm like i'm wearing a bean like dude one guy like they're responding to me right now being like you're a nobody tim you're a fucking loser and i'm just like i'm a millionaire who owns two private skate parks with five billboard charting songs like you cannot say anything that gets under my skin like i'm at a point in my life where it's like wow this is

pretty cool it's just like i could literally i don't know man there's not even anything to do that i could live in a van down by the river and be content and that means no matter what they do they can't spike me emotionally like i i even get into like troll wars with other trolls and then when they lose like right wing cope i fucking drove them crazy it was hilarious because i said uh i tweeted i'm torn on the issue of abortion on the one hand it's killing a baby on the other hand it's a liberals baby which i which i agree with but but it's a joke i don't care i want anyone to die i don't babies but right wing cope who is normally trying

to troll right wingers lost it was like you just want to kill liberals and so i kept trolling i was like haha seething oh my god cope seethe oh my god and he kept saying your dad hates you your dad hates you and i'm like eventually i just went dude you're not trolling me bro if you want to troll you have to act like i'm not getting under your skin and then deflect to something to try and get under my skin. But if you just keep pouting and screaming and seething, I'm winning. It's getting boring for me now. But we should get this last call. Me and Steve69, you are live.

How you doing? Well, you might be live. Oh, muted. What's up, guys? Thanks for having me on. Hey, what's up? What were we talking about? You guys talked about some live. Oh, muted. What's up, guys? Thanks for having me on. Hey, what's up? What were we talking about? You guys talked about some crazy shit tonight, guys.

That was a round, yeah. Military-industrial complex. Here, I got my notes. All right, so, Tim, I like the way you talk about first-order thinkers, a lot of surface-level people out there. So I feel like this always gets thrown around a lot um i'm gonna stop the military industrial complex i'm gonna put an end to it day one you know count on me you got my vote and all that just all that same shit yeah um but just curious if you

guys have any kind of like legitimate um solutions or ways to kind of like whittle away at it like the way i see it it's basically kind of like the peak of too big to fail. I mean, any kind of massive industry has that problem, right? Like if you made cars illegal tomorrow, like that would just decimate like huge sectors of the economy. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, that was part of my question. But then also, I guess, real quick caveat

or subsect of the question is a lot of cutting edge technology comes from that, right? Like, I guess part of my question is, like, do we need a perpetual warfare state in order to keep, like, the technological wheels a-churning? No. Space travel. I just knew you were going gonna say space tim so i was gonna i was almost gonna say tim not to answer but that's a good that's a good tangent but but arguably the space race was war we were trying to assert ourselves over the soviet union so we were investing as much as we could and uh space tech like a bunch of shit got invented through space travel i think plastics came came from the space race. Yep.

So there are other ways to do it. I will say war actually is, however, as much as people don't want to admit it, one of the most important driving factors for meaningful technological advancement. Without war, we end up making VR porn and video games. Seriously. So I'm not saying war is good, war war is bad but the technological advancements outside of that is just can we whack off harder and watch and watch and play more video games that's funny a lot of technology yeah like all the the fast scrolling and auto scrolling all

these different youtube advancements kind of started in pornography unfortunately um and then yeah being able to kill people from further and further away boosts technology quite quickly. I think the military-industrial complex is our best bulwark against communism. So that's why I actually think it's a good thing. And any diminishment of our military industrial complex will be celebrated in Beijing I'm glad you say that because it's not my

solution but I do agree like I personally I enjoy weapon advancements I'm a defense uh Tim what you said before counting or having guns, you can't count them or whatever.

Yeah. Um, enthusiast. Yeah. I think a good solution, quote unquote, is to open up the civilian market. Let's, uh, like if we shut down, if we shut down Raytheon tomorrow, I don't think China's going to stop trying to make advanced weapons. I don't think, uh, drone manufacturing in Iran is going to stop just because we stop. We want to have the military and technological edge against our foes. That's all. I mean,

I know some people don't buy into that. Also, the apparatus and the way the military industrial complex works is part of why it's so entrenched and will be difficult to get rid of. And what I mean by that specifically is that we have so many factories and offices spread out through congressional districts in our country such that they could apply a ton of pressure on our elected officials if they ever try to step out of line. They have so many workers in their districts. And if they start saying if they start going against that, no, we don't want to give more funds. If we don't want to buy more weapons buying more weapons helps you know the factories here and helps continue getting uh those people elected i don't know if i explained that as well as i can but i hope you got the gist of what i'm trying to say there i understood no i hear you i

agree i think i think uh we could keep the wheels turning and we could just sell to our own citizens instead of... You've probably seen those memes of like, I just want the same access to weapons that you give to terrorists overseas or something. Tim would definitely buy a high Mars. Tim would probably buy some crazy weapons if you had the opportunity.

If it was open to the civilian public. Nah, I'd get directed energy weapons. Direct energy weapons. Yeah. No. Not bad. I think they're better. I'm, like, interested in the future of drones.

I think, like, small drones. It's the most fucked up videos that I see of, like, drones with small bombs. And then you just see them, like, approach a soldier just, like, cold. And no matter how bad the regime that this soldier may be fighting for it's just something so dj dji a mavic yeah yeah exactly like with a little grenade attached to it could is and then you see a cut and i couldn't imagine anyway they've already done drones with guns flying drones fuck yeah they they they they have uh so larger drones by like octocopter holding like a nine millimeter because the shot does make it recoil back so it can only fire so

much but they've put um i think they put full fully automatic rifles on the robot dogs already yeah was there anything else good sir you wanted to add um i was just uh thinking about the documentary you guys did with lauren southern that was great uh infringed um just a quick question i guess it just came to my head uh just now do you guys have any other more plans for similar uh documentary down the line yeah the challenge is it's expensive so like one of the one of the tough things is at the new studio, we have to do pavement. Like we have to pave the, and that's fucking insane. Between 50 and $200,000. It's like, holy shit, dude.

Damn. So like, yeah, we're trying. I mean. Sweet. Yeah. We're, we're like, we're, we're growing as much as we can grow. We had big, a big spike of growth when we first started the membership thing because we got a huge jump in members which gave us revenue but now our growth

is fairly steady but like slow i guess so there's only so much we can do every month so you know it is what it is but the answer is yes i'm watching you guys when you first started timcast rl just like i don't know we're just gonna do it live and fuck it see how it goes and oh yeah i'm watching you guys when you first started timcast rl just like i don't know we're just gonna do it live and fuck it see how it goes and oh yeah i'm stoked for the new studio and uh right yeah cool keep it fucking going thanks for calling in hey brother thanks man cheers i will say uh casprew coffee whenever you buy casprew that money stays in casprew i don't take any money from it it pays i think we have like, I think we have one employee and no money is taken out for profit or anything like that.

It just goes right back into reordering more coffee and preparing. Like we're spending money on getting the building set up and we're spending money on, I can't be careful. I say this because there's laws around it, but we want more Casper's to exist. So that's the cool thing is there's a good amount of money in casper already and every time you buy it just stays in and helps grow casper so the next thing we need to do is we're talking with fox news about running casper commercials oh and what i really want to do is i want to get someone maybe elad to be like casper coffee is the greatest coffee you'll ever have. Go to my Casperoo.

That Lindell, my best Lindell impression. That's right. I was like, wouldn't it be funny if we just totally did a MyPillow parody? A couple of total rip-offs. Does he still advertise with them? Yeah, he does. I think there's missing slots.

Oh, I love it. He's so good. He does. He does. And recently had a commercial where it's like, pick up my Giza dream sheets today at a discounted rate wait a minute i'm michael indel and i'm interrupting this commercial to bring you slippers and i'm like he interrupted his own commercial like he's the man it's great iconic dude batman his commercial

so good but yeah we talked to them about running um two commercials probably on one we're talking to them about the five and j Waters to see how they do. And if the commercial makes money, then we just run them forever. So it's really simple the way commercials work. If we spend $10,000 on a commercial and sell $11,000 in coffee, we buy another commercial.

We just keep doing it. We're selling coffee and growing the business. So anyway, there's a lot of stuff happening behind the scenes. We're filming more with the Boonies. The Boonies official launch will be on the 20th. And we've already got a bunch of people who want to come. We're going to have a lot of stuff happening behind the scenes we're filming more with the boonies the boonies official launch will be on the 20th and we've already got a bunch of people want to come we're gonna have a lot of fun so a lot of good expansion stuff is currently underway i want to stress this about our priorities you probably don't skateboard but let me tell you the interest that we've gotten from the highest level of professional skateboarding has been so like this is why the

priorities heavily focused into the boonies. And the skate park stuff. Because we basically have like. The most famous people in the world of skateboarding. Being like I'm in. And that's. I can't say that for music. For music we have a decent amount. But it's like not Taylor Swift. You know music's too big.

Skateboarding's not nearly as big. So we have a tremendous cultural opportunity. And I love skateboarding. So I'm like. Let's roll baby. But we'll wrap it up there. We'll be back tomorrow at 10 a.m. on Tenet Media for the Culture War,

debating policing and abolishing the police. It's going to be good fun. Phil will be here. So check that out. And Mark, thanks for hanging out. Thank you so much for having me, man. Right on. And we'll see you guys tomorrow.

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