Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Matthew Foldi Member Podcast: Parent Tries Reading Porn Gender Queer Book From Kids School, Woke Board Is SHOCKED

Episode Date: May 22, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week, we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast, exclusively at TimCast.com, and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now, enjoy the show. We got this video from Libs of TikTok, a parent in Adams 12 School. Now, enjoy the country. Let's play this. Very concerned parent about the materials that are in our... Is there a way to raise the volume on this? Allowed for our children to have access to.
Starting point is 00:00:54 These two books that are on the poster are Lawn Boy and Gender Queer. I will say that I do not favor book banning. I want to tell you that off the bat. But I do want to tell you that pornography does not belong in our schools or accessible to our children via online resources that Adams 12 has made possible. I'm going to say a couple things here. So genderqueer, let's go here. Alison Bechdel writes
Starting point is 00:01:29 Fun Home about discovering masturbation soon after her first period. I discovered it around the same age followed by the further realization that my ability to become aroused was governed by a strict law of diminishing returns, an elaborate fantasy
Starting point is 00:01:42 based on Plato's Symposium. The more I had to interact with my genitals, the less likely I was to reach a point of satisfaction. The best fantasy was one that did not require any physical touch at all. I got a new strap on harness today. I can't wait to put it on you. It will fit my favorite dildo perfectly. I can't wait to have your cock in my mouth. I'm going to give you the blowjob of your life. Then I want you inside me. Sorry, you're out of order.
Starting point is 00:02:09 This is your first warning. This is a book that is accessible in Adams 12. Kindly refrain from further reading here, please. Thank you. Let me finish reading this. There is no more vulgarity, but this is what you allow in our schools. And this is what you allow for our kids to have access to. Honk, motherfucking ass, honk.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yeah. Honk. Read it to the children, not to the adults. Exactly. The Biden admin thinks that's a domestic terrorist that's right holy fuck that's the genderqueer book that she read from it and this the the the board of education yelled at her over it this is your first warning and then you hear everybody yell like that's the book you're
Starting point is 00:03:05 allowing kids to read the book the washington post said kids need the book the new york times tried to cover up for and say oh they're banning books this is the one called gender queer yeah i think this video is self-evident man it spoke it said everything i don't even think i can tack on to how stupid not only is that a this is a free speech at the board of education do they have any any responsibility to uphold free speech and allow this woman to talk? Or was it just mean words? The words were said and the girl got triggered? In these public settings and stuff, they can ask you, like, hey, don't say vulgarities and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I'm going to put on my D word that ends in O and put it in your M, double O-U-T-H. Like, what the fuck do you want the girl to say? It's in a book that kids saw. It's in a book that they're allowing for kids. I mean, that's right. The fact that their response was not to immediately say, this is insane, what a horrific oversight, of course we're not going to show this to children anymore,
Starting point is 00:04:00 is insane for their response to be, no, shut up, don't say that, don't point that out, don't let people know what children are being subjected to you know they're grooming your kids dude grooming this is also what's fucked up here too is here the only the only the only reason that they censored it but the local journalists would never cover this board of ed meeting it's libs of tiktok which the washington post and taylor lorenz spent more time trying to dox the account owner than actually follow any of the points that she's making in her reporting right the only reason we know about adams 12 in colorado is because libs of tiktok posts the video not because the denver post decided to report on this board of ed meeting which would normally be an actual they would ignore it exactly so the washington post runs this story like kids
Starting point is 00:04:45 queer kids need these stories they need stories where you're talking about like graphic adult activities see i made a post i i wrote on twitter a child in school today is more likely to learn how to tuck or bind than they are to learn how to start a business. Which is like a truism like schools don't do S-Corp incorporation class for grade school kids. But they are in some instances doing shit like this. And so I have people say like, yeah, well, I wish I had representation
Starting point is 00:05:16 in school. And I'm like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Representation does not need to include descriptions of penetration. Yeah. Saki was like bringing on the girl that's going to follow up with the new Speaker of the House. It was this girl, black girl. I don't even call it the race.
Starting point is 00:05:32 I hate using the word black. But she was like, and because of her skin color, she will represent so many more people. And I'm like, dude, when you're representing, you're not just trying to make it look like the person. You need to make content that represents the integrity of the human character. Let me just put this way. Blowjobs and fucking dildos is not it for eight-year-olds. Let's hold on a second. In what context would a school allow reading material rated as 18 and up to be available for children? What if Fifty Shades of Grey?
Starting point is 00:06:06 No. That's 18 and up, right? I never what if uh 50 shades of gray no that's 18 up right i never read it but gender queer on amazon is 18 years and up i don't care about the book let's just stop right there in any context for any reason why would a school give an 18 year and up book to kids under 18 what it makes me think happened is that amazon put the 18 and up thing on after the fact but i don't know i don't know i'm sure amazon doesn't care about lips of tiktok yeah like amazon's like we're not getting involved but this is stuff that i've reported on as a journalist which is there's a school district in rural indiana on the outskirts of indianapolis where kids fourth graders uh had a Zoom session with a nurse who's talking to them about anal penetration.
Starting point is 00:06:47 And it's like school is a zero-sum game, right? Every minute you're spending talking about dildos is a minute you're not spending talking about doing actual reading, learning how to compete with China on a global scale. So every minute that we're learning CRT, fake history, weird gender education indoctrination is a minute that kids are not learning about how to do things that will lead them to start a business, learn how to do math, or compete on a global scale. Well, also, every minute spent talking about dildos is a moment passing disgusting, perverse sexual ideologies down onto children. It's even worse. It's not just wasted time, right? It's grooming.
Starting point is 00:07:26 You're correct. They're grooming. They're literally grooming kids. When we had Helena on, she was the detransitioner. She was explaining how she would go on Tumblr, and they would say things like, you know, maybe you're trans and you don't know it. Try cutting your hair short.
Starting point is 00:07:44 See how you feel. And then she'd cut her hair short, go back on Tumblr, and they would say, you're so amazing. Oh, we love you. You're so beautiful. You look so good. Oh, you're so handsome. And then she'd feel really, really good. Why don't you do more?
Starting point is 00:07:57 Why don't you try more and see how you feel? That's grooming. I keep thinking about the average age that kids see porn. And we just saw an article a couple weeks ago that it's 11 years old is the first time that average kids are exposed to porn. So with that, knowing that maybe there is some value to
Starting point is 00:08:14 educating kids about fucking anal sex when they're 11 because they're going to see it and they need to know what the hell is going on. But I don't think it's the school's job. That's the parents job or kids should not be exposed to those things. How do you stop the waterfall? I don't know it's the school's job. That's the parent's job. Or kids should not be exposed to those things. How do you stop the waterfall? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Good parents. Maybe. The big tech parents don't let their kids have cell phones or access to the Internet. And they probably don't send them to public school either. Yeah, they go to very special, fancy private schools. They're creating two tiers of humans. Those who are getting the elite proper education and exposure, who will grow up to be well-tempered and well-measured. And then the...
Starting point is 00:08:48 It's like... You ever see The Time Machine? He goes to the future and there's a super smart dude and then the orc-ish people. You know what I'm talking about? I watched half the first half. Wait, are you guys talking about the remake or the original? I saw the original. He goes to the future and in the future humans have split into
Starting point is 00:09:04 two different species. One super smart and one super dumb. Basically what they're doing is for kids in public schools, your lives will be destroyed. I gotta tell you, it sounds like eugenics to me. The people who are rich send their kids to fancy private schools
Starting point is 00:09:20 where they're not exposed to this stuff and the kids who are poor are being told to, like, are being given pornography, are being told to sterilize their children, the parents are. Although a lot of these rich, elite private schools are actually some of the wokest in the country as well
Starting point is 00:09:38 and they are some of the most brainwashingest in the country. Oh, I mean like the ultra-woke. I mean, I'm sorry, I mean like the ultra-wealthy, the big techs like CEOs and executives, they don't give their kids cell phones they probably pay teachers but the actual you know like saint albans in dc is completely caving to woke stuff and that's you know one of the the breeding grounds of you know america's late harvard westlake in la same thing i mean you know look at the ivy league. I mean, these are some of the worst breeding grounds of wokeism. So it really is pernicious. I just, I'll just say to that, you know, I'm fairly optimistic then.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Fairly optimistic about the future. I mean, these people are going to be non-functioning. I'm not kidding. Millennials are almost already non-functioning people. Now they can vote for whatever they want. Maybe the system collapses, but I also don't fear people who are non-functioning. They're, they're, they're all going to vote and be like, we should vote to take everything from you. And I'll be like, good luck. Like I know how to make things happen. Like I know how to build a machine.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I can make it, I can put a doorknob together. These people can't put doorknobs together. They're just confused. They've never done a hard day's work in their lives. They got degrees in gender studies. It's sad, and I want to help them. I don't know. I toggle between just giving up and being like, we're splitting into different species.
Starting point is 00:10:56 That's the inevitability of it. There's going to be homo cyborg-ius or whatever the fuck people go into the metaverse. There's going to be people that are naturalists that keep growing crops. Or we can help these people and we can re-wake them up to reality. WALL-E is really interesting to watch in sort of the hindsight of after they did the metaverse with Facebook
Starting point is 00:11:15 and just sort of seeing that movie as an adult is like a weird sort of trip to see the people living in this metaverse and just being monstrous fat slobs. Right. I mean, that wasn't a metaverse though.
Starting point is 00:11:28 They were just floating in reclining chairs with sugary drinks. They'd all be dead though. They're like, their hearts would stop working. I like how it shows their bones have shriveled. Like they don't have bones anymore. They were just like jelly orbs. Well,
Starting point is 00:11:42 you're in outer space. You don't need bones anymore. You don't grow bones. You think we're headed towards a caste system? I'd say yes. Non-functioning millennials are going... So here's what could happen. Most of these millennials who went to schools and got bullshit-ass degrees and can't find work,
Starting point is 00:12:01 they live in a world where they don't know how to get food so it's fascinating how you could tell them food comes from the ground and they'll go well duh why don't you try growing some and they're like i don't know how to do that what are you talking about they also don't live near grass right they all live in just up how will they eat i've often wondered why it is that among my friends who are like urban liberal types growing up they thought the only only way to get money was to get a job. That was always weird to me. They would be like, I need money. I got to find a job. And I'm like, why don't you make money? I don't understand. Like making money is quite literally going to someone who's holding a green piece of paper and asking them if you can hold the green piece of paper. That's it. Now there are rules about
Starting point is 00:12:42 how you can convince them to do it. You can't scare them into giving you the money. But if they agree to hand it to you, you're done. You hear that, Joe Biden? You can't scare people into giving you money for the Ukraine crap. So I have these leftists don't understand the idea of being an entrepreneur and making money from other people. So they're like, I'm going to get a job from somebody. They're indentured servants. They won't start their own businesses.
Starting point is 00:13:04 They don't know how. David Hogg recently tried and was freaking out like, why can't I start an S-Corp or whatever he wanted to do? The last hundred years has primed people for this caste system to just be subservient workers. Now, hold on. They can vote though. And so they can vote to blow the system up. That I recognize.
Starting point is 00:13:21 That kind of sucks. At the same time, if the system blows up, I'm still confident I'll be fine. And these non-functioning people will just start dying in the streets. I don't think it's going to be like literally every single person in a city will be going and dying. But a large portion of New York residents have no idea where food comes from. They'll go to the, they're going to, you know, it's funny. Let's say the apocalypse happens.
Starting point is 00:13:46 There's like a great sundering and the earth shakes and then all the power goes out. The first thing these city people are going to do is run to grocery stores and fight with each other over food. I thought the first thing they were going to do was call the police.
Starting point is 00:13:59 No, their phones aren't going to work. Oh, well, okay, sure. People who live out in the country are going to grab their guns first thing and then secure their property where they already have livestock and food available so these people in the cities are going to dehydrate they're going to die of dehydration first you see people drinking ocean water dude it's going to be gross and they'll dehydrate faster and die faster where does the water in new york come from do you know uh the east river you no no the drinking water in new york city? Do you know? The East River? No, no, no. The drinking water in New York City.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Oh, I don't actually. Does anybody? You don't know? It comes from the mountains up north, and it creates a natural – I could be wrong, but I believe New York has a natural water pressure of seven stories due to the flow of the water. Maybe it's not seven stories. Maybe it's like seven feet, so it's like most base level houses get natural water pressure or something but i do think they need to pressurize it there's actually buildings where you can see the freshwater creeks are they built buildings over them so it
Starting point is 00:14:52 masks it but these people have no idea where the water comes from when the water shuts off because the the you know water facilitation isn't working what will they drink you're gonna be dead in four days four days. Four days. They'll go take a couple sips from the Hudson. They will. Go underground and try and find pool. And it'll dehydrate them faster. Some smarter people will take a bunch of plastic and they'll put it up on their roof to collect moisture. Smarter people.
Starting point is 00:15:18 New York's got smart people. They'll figure out how to do that. And then they're going to lock their doors and be like, we don't make enough water every day to sustain more than a person there's not going to be food so people will flee the city the bridges will be jammed up cars will run out of gas when when the hurricane hit new york the lines at the gas stations was absolutely fucking bonkers that was i was there i remember that was crazy i think this is what klaus schwab's trying to prevent and they want to get people hooked up in the metaverse on machines and like iv drips where they're getting their nutrition and not saying a word that's the matrix bro and that may be the not the only non-violent solution but it's definitely a
Starting point is 00:15:53 non i mean you could argue it's a type of violence to put people in chains like mental slavery like that but that's a non-violent way to what if it's by choice it would be there you go for the most part people can do what they want and then they'll forget that they're in there. That's the problem. And then are they still choosing it at that point? That's the TV show I wanted to do. We should. I don't think it's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:16:11 That's a big budget show. We've got a long time. Yeah, by then, the metaverse will already exist. It'll be a documentary. You saw this on the metaverse. Yeah. Okay, so crazy people, caste system, uh i think this is why i go back to material science i feel like if we can offer someone people something to live for and show
Starting point is 00:16:31 technologies that are awesome you need to just wake people up to the idea i don't think i don't think klaus schwab is trying to prevent this i think klaus schwab is trying to make it happen because like the black death in europe afterwards you get a renaissance. All of these people working create massive technological progression, but resources are being constrained and so it's hard and becomes stagnant, especially when you have someone like, I got a patent for 100 years on this tech. What happens when 80% of the population gets wiped out by a plague? All of those rules are gone and all of that knowledge is now just sitting there to be used again for a new renaissance.
Starting point is 00:17:06 I think that people like Klaus Schwab think there's too many people who do nothing. These city people do nothing. What do they do? No, serious question. What do they do? Watch TV, YouTube. Is it remote? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Is a New York musician at this point going to help society progress? No. Is a subway busker in Chicago helping society progress? No. Now, I'm not saying that they're right to be taken. I'm saying people like Klaus Schwab would then be like, if we want this nebulous idea of scientific progress, we need to get rid of those who are draining our resources who don't add to it. Do you think they unleashed COVID as a plague? No. To try and wipe out half the population so they could speed it up? No. I wonder about that. I think when you look at the initial reaction to COVID, it seemed like they were panicking and didn't know what to do. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:17:59 that's true. YouTube demonetized. The governments, though, but I don't know about the corporations. No, they did. Yeah, Google demonetized any and all conversations about it they don't want people to know and then once they realized what was happening i think they were like let's use this probably legitimate leak let's take advantage of that point yeah because people are dumb i there are a lot of people that are are just they just eat food wake up eat food watch stuff happen eat more food it's funny that conspiracy theorists has become this great slur because rich people have plans. Sometimes rich people commit crimes. That's literally called a conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Poor people can conspire too. But we don't usually refer to conspiracy theories as what poor people are doing. No one's grand conspiracy theory is, I think the two homeless guys are going to steal my hubcap. Which would be a conspiracy, but not really inconsequential. That sounds like the movie, what's that Steve Martin movie where they get that he's a homeless guy that they make the leader of the business? I wish if I knew, it's not the jerk. Some movie where they pull him off the street, or maybe it's Richard Pryor's in it.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Trading Places? Trading Places. With Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd? Yeah, that's the actors I got wrong. Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd, they pull him off the street. That's a conspiracy with a homeless guy. Dan Aykroyd's a prominent traitor, and they destroy his life and make him homeless. And the bet was that it's nature versus nurture.
Starting point is 00:19:10 And they were like, if we take a guy off the street and put him in this position, he'll be successful. And then, you know, whatever. So if two businessmen make a conspiracy that involves you and makes you do stuff, are you part of that conspiracy? I think you're definitely part of it but you're not leading it oh good point right i mean you're obviously a part but you're more the pawn than the puppet master which is the king or the person moving the pieces uh the king would be the one moving the pieces i mean obviously the king doesn't move the pieces the king represents you in chess i know it doesn't the idea no no it's your king that's fucked up that's chess bro wow
Starting point is 00:19:46 yo yeah yeah that's real life they would say your king is in check or they would say like you know check or whatever but uh you move your king maybe they're saying check comma mate like check mate probably like they don't want to get people angry but they're like they're fucked yeah exactly i think the the you know the powerful elites view humans like chickens. What did Peter Thiel say? If you want to be great, you have to have money. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:20:12 He said something like that. Let me see if I can pull that up. Great. That's a very capitalist statement. I don't know if that's necessarily true. Great is kind of, you know, I think what it means is if you want to be rich, you have to have money.
Starting point is 00:20:24 But even then, you know, wealth. Maybe that was a wrong quote, but it was something like that. I don't know. I don't know if that is a quote, just assuming that it's a real quote. I think that is wealth. I'm sure someone said that. If you want to be great, you've got to be rich. I've never done.
Starting point is 00:20:38 No, I've accomplished some really great stuff without being rich. But I was born in the United States, so I think we're all rich. I had access to a video camera and the internet. Hell yeah, baby. What does rich mean? Just access to the top of the slave pile, basically? The CCPs? It auto-filled, but then
Starting point is 00:20:56 didn't come up, which is really interesting. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I'll look for it later. Whatever. Maybe it was a misquote of him. But I think the elites view humans with mostly disdain. And like, I mean, think about it. Some big, fat city liberal type who's like, Joe Biden's the best president ever. And you're like, you are literally destroying everything around us.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I think that, and it's definitely a far out conspiracy I have no real proof of, but I think most likely if I'm wargaming this, that people like the World Economic Forum are planting this stuff in society like the dick holes in the mouths of the kids or whatever, the fucking CRT trash. What is it called? That book called? Gender Queer. I don't want to get
Starting point is 00:21:40 taken out of context. Gender Queer. I think that they're seeding it or at least maybe the CCP's involved with a long war where they're trying to destroy the ethos of the United States. This is what I'm getting. I don't know why it would spread so fast otherwise, and why it's so hot on TikTok. And I'm not surprised. The CCP's
Starting point is 00:21:56 been, or the communists... That stuff's not allowed in China. Exactly. On China TikTok, it's all banned. In America TikTok, it's allowed. Because it's destroying American society. I think they're still thinking of it as the opium wars the funny thing about tiktok being a chinese spyware app is the biden admin has the new disinformation czar right right who literally was doing weird fan fiction singing on tiktok which means her phone is compromised by the chinese communist party so our disinformation czar literally is just a hacked phone away. Chinese
Starting point is 00:22:26 Communist Party has all of her sensitive information. And now she is in charge of figuring out what we as Americans are and are not allowed to see it. Did you see Rand Paul go after that dude about the disinformation? We should bring this up on the show at some point. He gave the ultimate one-minute rebuttal to this disinformation board. Who did? Rand Paul. It's riveting. If you guys haven't seen it yet, I don't know who the guy is that he's talking to,
Starting point is 00:22:51 but he works for Homeland Security, I think, one of the guys. And he's like, you cannot. The last 50 years, the United States, how we figured out our problems is we debate them. I can't. Have you heard of the Pentagon Papers? Have you heard of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq with George Bush? The U.S. government is the number one disseminator of misinformation on Earth. I don't trust the U.S. government to police people's speech.
Starting point is 00:23:15 It's just an amazing minute and ten seconds. Recommend. Ding. Dude. Rand Paul. That was like, we got this. But then I'm like, I can't put all my faith in our representatives. I got to stay true to myself and keep speaking.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I get scared sometimes when I talk about this deep shit. It's going to be real. President Biden on war-related food shortages. What are you guys going to eat? Kimchi, man. Kimchi? I don't know. I've been thinking about starting a cabbage farm. Well, you know, the left will be satiated because they've got a whole lot of words to eat when this food shortage comes.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Aha. How many days until you think they're eating each other? Oh, man, they already are. Well, I mean literally, though. I've been pretty – Three? Oh, you mean after something that were to happen. All that peace and love and I'm Mr. Empathetic goes right out the window.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Let's actually – let's get real. Let's get real. If the food shortages do hit, what's going to happen to a place like New York? I mean the food shortages have hit. They're recalling chicken. They're recalling chicken because of chicken – because it was undercooked. They're culling chickens. Meat was – we were already dealing with shortages from COVID.
Starting point is 00:24:26 What happens to cities like New York? What happens to dc what happens to baltimore traffic picks up first because people are getting out and trucks are trying to come in people are trying to come in so people are going to go out why would come who would come in people are trying to bring food back in or trying to deliver food in so you'd get where's the food coming from people farms three hours away people will drive to get food and and they're not going to get it. Well, that's what's going to happen right away is they're going to try. That's what's going to happen right day one. You're going to see fucking the roads are going to get annihilated, clogged.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Then, okay, so the roads are out of commission. Then the subways will probably stop running. Well, no, the subways will keep running, but people will start getting mugged and attacked on the subway, robbed. It'll be a lot of – and then if it gets to the point where you can't police it, the police will stop attempting to, and they'll just start to protect themselves and their families. And the government will make sure that the cops get fed so that the cops will serve the government instead of the people. I think that's the basic dominoes falling if we don't do anything to try and change things.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I wonder for real though. I mean we can talk about like the apocalypse and liberals are going to eat each other or whatever, but like in reality with the food shortages coming, the prices through the roof, I wonder what it'll actually look like. I think you can look at societies like Venezuela that have hyperinflation and then food shortages and then see sort of what happens in this worst case scenario. What happens to Maryland? What happens? Maryland is actually an incredibly agricultural state. So we're well positioned to weather at least initial problems here, especially here. But the Chesapeake Bay as well.
Starting point is 00:25:52 The number one export of Maryland is agriculture. Really? Yeah. Wow. I actually think Maryland is one of the better positioned states for sort of an extreme worst case scenario. I don't know. You got Baltimore and D.C.? Well, D.C. sure as hell ain't Maryland.land no but i mean it's it's you walk 10 feet i know that that's true
Starting point is 00:26:11 um we we still though have a lot of the not like raw materials that you would need at first again i'd rather be here than in you know new y I guess. Oh, man. Yeah. Being on Long Island. Woo. No fun. Jesus, you escaped from New York. Being in Los Angeles, dude, you're screwed. It's a desert. Southern California is a desert.
Starting point is 00:26:35 What the fuck are you going to do? Yeah, I mean, look, they're going to lose their minds. You go smuggle yourself into Mexico. Yeah. The reason that so many people, especially when you're talking about the far left, the real ideologues, the reason they're there is because they don't have self-control or discipline, and they need a worldview that justifies their inability to control themselves. So for as much as they talk about empathy and love and compassion,
Starting point is 00:26:59 as soon as it becomes difficult to get food, they will become the most horrific monsters you can imagine. And they already are in many ways, but it's going to be very overtly brutal, especially among that population. I was thinking about the farmers, how we need to protect the farmers if this situation, and maybe even if it doesn't arise. I don't agree. Why is that? Because the farmers are going to protect themselves. Well, you're a central target. That's the problem is they can come from all sides.
Starting point is 00:27:24 And these farmers got guns. Lots them that's true it'll be disorganized at first but then i would imagine if it's gonna be bad you'll get organized mobs will come yeah they're not gonna be organized there may be like some degree with like gangs and stuff but the joke we made before is that we're gonna see like some mustachioed flannel shirt wearing black frame glasses guy stealing one of our chickens and running, crying at the same time. That's the first. And then what happens is we chase him off and we're shooting at him and we're like, damn. This is only after Civilization has collapsed, obviously. You've got to protect your livestock.
Starting point is 00:27:57 But then he's going to sit there staring at the chicken and be like, what do I do now? I don't want to kill it. He takes it and he bites the feather and goes, that was awful. This does not taste like McDonald's. Yeah, and then the chicken runs back home and we're like, oh, the chicken's back. It's kind of like... The chicken comes and brings him back to you. He's like, all right, I got him.
Starting point is 00:28:13 The chicken eats him. Yeah. Chickens, chickens, like, if you're... I don't know if they would, but I imagine that chickens would eat your corpse. Chickens are omnivores. They eat each other. If a chicken starts bleeding, they'll kill it and eat its body holy fuck yeah chickens are fucking metal dude i was envisioning like a an armed gang where
Starting point is 00:28:32 the leader's like we kill we eat or we die and then people will just be who's got the ammunition who's got the the willpower it's gonna be strong men but i don't like this this would be a fucked up way to live you don't want to live that way no no not at all man it's fun to make video games and movies about it but jesus god imagine some six foot five ripped bald dude with a bunch of guns and they walk up onto your property and he goes fan out and then everyone spreads around your property on your knees i mean that's yep that's the worst take all your stuff and they say if you want to live you don't move we're taking everything and then you're like where's the the government will say where's the government the government will save me what is
Starting point is 00:29:09 the fucking government you are the government those people are representatives of you you are the government and the guy's gonna be like nothing personal but i choose to live and not die oh yeah well it's never happened in the united states before i mean the civil war is pretty brutal i hear but it wasn't like that so But that's not saying it'll never happen. I don't know. What do we need, molecular printers? I don't think the system would ever collapse to this degree because of radio. Yeah, shortwave radio.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Because people will instantly band together and radio would be around. It would have to be like an EMP that wipes out all electronics as we know it, and then you'll get that kind of mass chaos. That's why that flood in New York, the hurricane flood was pretty disarming because when you see you know struggles like economic struggles coupled with natural disasters that's really when you see empires fall the river flooded last week over here oh did you see it no fucking crazy how high uh i don't know how high it got but it might have been like 15 or 20 feet or some ridiculous height you couldn't go down to the river. No, it was crazy. Whoa. Like we went to the trail, the Appalachian Trail, and normally you have to walk from the trail down a bit.
Starting point is 00:30:12 You walk 10 feet and the water was nuts. It was nuts. I was just over there today. That's wild. There's an area in Virginia where you can get off and go to the river, and the trees were all underwater. Wow. Because I guess the rain for several days, and it was just crazy. That little island out there, it was just like almost completely underwater.
Starting point is 00:30:30 You could see some of the leaves sticking out of the trees. Is that known to happen frequently? And some barges broke loose and were like bouncing and slamming into the bridges. So they were like, we got to shut them down. Okay. Yeah, it was fucking nuts. River travel might pick up if there is a disaster situation. Canal usage.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Yeah. So the way they used to transport goods was that they would flood an area and then push a boat through it. Okay. Yeah, you could, like, just pull the boat through. And so those canals are still here. You could, like, dig them out. Yeah, yeah. They would dig out canals, then let the water come in, and then the boats could easily travel across it easier than wheels could.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Oh, okay. So they would float the food to deliver it. That's pretty cool. Yeah, humans are pretty crafty. Yeah, drone delivery is pretty cool. People would be trying to shoot shit out of the sky to get food, but that's one way to send food. Drones as weapons in the chaos,
Starting point is 00:31:18 you'll not want to do it because drones will be hard to combine, hard to fix. And as recon, they're powerful tools. But you could set up a drone and then just fly at full speed and slam into somebody. What do you think the CIA or, like, deep state would do, administrative state will do or would do in a situation of, like, a breakdown? What's that? Cause it? Mount Weather is the underground bunker not too far from here.
Starting point is 00:31:39 So they bunker up, like, command and then watch it happen kind of? Read your Fallout lore. The Enclave. Yeah, they go and they form. That's what it was in Fallout. up like command and then yeah the enclave bro watch it happen kind of read your read your fallout lore the enclave yeah they they they go and they form that's what it was in fallout the enclave was technologically advanced because they never went through the collapse because it was remnants of the u.s government that survived in their specialty vaults okay underground civilization anyway how did we get how do we get from kids are being given porn to this i have no idea oh social breakdown there was something in there that triggered it yeah it was a somewhat logical train of thought How do we get from kids are being given porn to this? I have no idea. Oh, social breakdown. There was something in there that triggered it.
Starting point is 00:32:08 It was a somewhat logical train of thought. It was. I think what we're seeing in these schools is the collapse of civilization. For real. If these kids are going to grow up and they're going to be in virtual reality beating off the pictures of carrots. Look, parents not taking care of their children. That is societal collapse. How do you define civilization? That's a very good question.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I mean, not to use the word or the definition, but people behaving civil. Civil society? Things staying together. There being a functioning, coherent structure to human behavior on a large scale. I had a friend who used to talk about this writer, and I'm blanking on the guy's name. It'll come back to me, about that civilization is the enemy. Civilization has destroyed society. But I'm like, what civilization?
Starting point is 00:32:52 You can have a – in my opinion, you can have a civilization that's a warmongering civilization, a civilization that's an artistic civilization. Just like the game, Civilization. Or are they all creating one mega thing that is civilization? Civilization is just humans building systems to live better and protect themselves. And like civil is just subjective at that point? I think that's an irrelevant argument. I think the powerful elites recognize that hard times make strong men.
Starting point is 00:33:18 And they're like, we've had good times for too long. It's time to make some hard times. That's what they're doing. Anyway. Madness Ranking Out. It's been a make some hard times. That's what they're doing. Anyway, Matt, thanks for hanging out. It's been a blast. Guys,
Starting point is 00:33:27 absolute pleasure. Yeah. And for everybody who's a member, as always, thanks for supporting the show and making it all possible.
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