Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk Member Podcast: Ukraine President Makes Nazi Jokes, Jokes About NATO Controlling Them

Episode Date: March 13, 2022

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most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at timcast.com. Now, enjoy the show. We got this story. A Dunkin' Donuts worker punched a 77-year-old customer because the customer called him the N-word, and he's got two years of house arrest.

But Ryan was just talking about some other stories too, and I figure we're just chilling tonight. I'm feeling like the allergies have really smacked me in the N-word and he's got two years of house arrest. But Ryan was just talking about some other stories too and I figure we're just chilling tonight. I'm feeling like the allergies have really smacked me in the face. Is it bad? It's bad, dude. You know what's an interesting thing

about these drinks, by the way? I don't know if this is exactly what you said, but normally when I'm cringing through waters I feel like I have to go to the bath. Like I got to pee way more often.

Whereas this... It's got salt in it, bro. Oh, the electrolytes. You're absorbing it probably more. Is that what it this. It's got salt in it, bro. Oh, the electrolytes. You're absorbing it probably more. Is that what it is? It's got what plants crave, bro. Yeah. That's maybe my secret weapon now.

Because I'm a known, like most podcasts I have to pee three times. This is what I was saying about getting dehydrated. Small blood. We have a bunch of really good water. We've got these like, we have a really nice filter. It's like two nine stage filters. And so I'm like, I'm getting the have, we have a bunch of really good water. We've got these like, uh, we have a really nice filter. It's like two nine stage filters. And so I'm like, I'm getting the best possible water you can get. I'm going to keep drinking this.

And I didn't realize filters out everything. Yeah. No, because you need salt in your body. And so I wasn't getting enough salt. So I had to get Gatorade. So I bought these. And then like the next day I was like, my whoop was like, you're back to normal and better.

And I was like, wow. I felt real sick. It was weird. It could tell your hydration levels, the whoop? No. No. But just the other stuff that attracts you. I felt a sickness I've never felt before. What day?

This was a couple weeks ago. I can't explain the sickness. It was like- It might have been COVID, man. It might have been another realm of COVID. No, no, no. I went to the doctor, bro. I got blood drawn.

They did tests. They said, you're very dehydrated. And I said, how is that possible? I drank a bunch of water. Like earlier today, before I came here, I drank two bottles of water because I was worried I was dehydrated. And they said, because you're drinking water. He was like, drink Gatorade. And I was like, okay.

Oh, the doctor told you to drink Gatorade? Yeah. I get it. So I bought this. Those are better. These don't have food coloring in them. That's so gross. He said you're not getting any salts.

What's happening is you're drinking all this water because you're thinking you're dehydrated, and the water is stripping the salts out of your body, and your body can't retain the water, so you're getting dehydrated. And I was like, that's weird. Oh, and by the way, that brisket was way too salty. I know what you're talking about. There was some brisket in the fridge I had. I took one bite.

Yesterday you were like, sometimes you get a brisket and then four bites later it's too much salt. No, I was talking about corned beef hash. Or that maybe it was corned beef hash. There's like a sub in the fridge of like corned beef or some shitty meat. Corned beef hash is,

you guys ever had corned beef hash? Too salty. You know, what I was saying is that like you get to order a corned beef hash for breakfast. That first bite is so good. The second bite is okay. The third bite is okay.

And the fourth bite is like, I'm kind of over this now. It needs to have like a really good, I usually get it, but it's always with like this now. It needs to have like a really good, I usually get it, but it's always with like other stuff. It needs to like a perfect balance of like, you know, eggs and potatoes

to kind of like balance. And yeah, like what you do is you take a bed of potatoes and you cover it, a full plate of corned beef hash and then you take like half a thing of Hellmann's

and just, you know, cover the whole thing. You don't want to be able to see any of the potatoes. It should be all. Can I tell you something? I don't know if you ever had this, but if you're a Hellmann's guy, but and you're doing something like this, get Kewpie mayo. I don't know to be able to see any of the potatoes. It should be all organic. Can I tell you something? I don't know if you ever had this, but if you're a Hellman's guy and you're doing something

like this, get Kewpie mayo. I don't know if you ever- Kewpie? It's this Japanese mayo. I'm telling you, you'll never eat another mayo. How do you spell it? We were going to talk about this guy punching a dude, but- K-E-W-P-I-E.

It is- Kewpie. Kewpie. I'll send it to Tim. Unreal. I'm telling you, you will never eat another mayo for the rest of your life. Have you ever had that mayo that's like made from peas? What?

No. Gross. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's vegan mayo. We had that a year ago or so. But if you like slathering stuff with mayo. Oh, dude.

I drown stuff in mayo. Dude, get Kewpie. It's Japanese mayo. That's the one. Basically, if it's a white creamy sauce, it's just every. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

Jokes aside, that's a big thing that you guys don't have here that in where where i'm from you don't eat pizza without dipping it in you know uh ranch sauce or garlic sauce that's a very normal i would dip everything in ranch and garlic we do that yeah we do no i live in new york city no new york city doesn't because they bro bro we got pizza for my birthday you have them here. That's not very normal in America. Papa John's includes garlic sauce with every pizza. Papa John's a little bit. These Canadians,

man. No, no, no. That's New York. It's just New York. New York is adamant no. No, that was his neuro link. Uh-oh. They're on to me. Mayonnaise, sour cream. Just try this QV now. Oh, good idea.

I'll send it to you, Tim. You'll look it up. Yeah. So let's talk about complex social issues. Yeah, okay. Of course. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I'll tell you one thing that we were just talking about. It's funny. So I went to the movie theater, and it always makes me laugh how all the people that kind of are covered in tattoos know piercings and whatever kind of look like me are all the most worried about covid like you go there and they're all oh they have their masks on the whole theater like the whole movie i went to and you go and then just your average person's like done with that on the subway see it's just such a wild thing where you go the person who's going to a party to do you know drugs and it's a cult bro yeah See, it's just such a wild thing where you go, the person who's going to a party

to do drugs and... It's a cult, bro. Yeah, yeah. It's a very interesting dynamic where it's like, I'm this wild-like counterculture of New York, but I make sure I follow

every single rule. Yeah, but they also, you think that they dress like someone who was countercultural 20 years ago, but they probably work in an ad agency for some like

Fortune 500. Or a bartender. You gotta dress up like a clown. You wanna be really punk rock, dress up like a clown. That's how you really do it. I'm not kidding. You see how the punks used to dress? The whole point of dressing the way they did was to shock and scare people and to offend them. And so Sid Vicious would wear

a swastika. Because he was like, fuck you basically. Yeah. Dress up like a clown for work and that's punk rock because everyone's gonna be like, the swastika because he was like fuck you basically yeah dress up like a clown for work and that's punk rock because everyone's going to be the swastika is still pretty shocking right it's too bad but but the connotations are maybe it's like a nazi clown so i mean yeah well here's the issue back then it was a shocking thing and people would question but today the nazi thing is so weirdly cultish already. Like the left would start crying and freaking out. It's not going to have the same impact, I don't think.

Like ironic Nazism is stupid. I saw someone at the Trader Joe's by my house with really bad face tattoos. Like there was no real, they weren't, it looked like he maybe did them himself. And I was like, that is, everybody was looking at him. He was walking around and I feel like that is everybody was looking at him he was walking around and i feel like that's kind of on par with the clowns well for sure but if you in that that sort

of rap scene i go when you know i was a musician when i was uh whatever 20 or whatever i'm just lucky that i was a musician what i did because if i was a musician 10 years later i'd have my face full of tattoos because i had a decent amount of tattoos for my cohort. But I would have probably just had a lot of tattoos for the new one. Was it your average musician, bass player, and nobody band has got full forehead of tattoos? Well, I noticed there's one tattoo on your arm that says, we must secure the future. Racerealism.org. Do you guys want to talk about this guy?

I'll tell you what. That was reminding me. Someone sent me to that. There was some weird video of Zelinsky. Oh, let's talk about Zelinsky. Well, this is just one more thing. We talked about this other video. Well, I got it, I think, sent to me in my Patreon, i think uh i'd have to go

through because i didn't i didn't save the link anywhere where i'd be able to find easily but basically he was saying you know when there's these blonde blue-eyed kids getting killed like basically trying to appeal that that there's some some higher level of no one's seen this so he basically goes you know there's all these kids these blonde No one's seen this? So he basically goes, you know, there's all these kids, these blonde, blue-eyed kids. Oh, he's essentially saying like, hey, like... There's American white people getting killed.

Yeah, there's white people getting killed. Real people. I guess he just assumes like everyone in America is still racist that this will work or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, hey, you guys have a hierarchy of this stuff over there now?

Yeah, but is it... But then he was having the interview on the news and the newscaster was kind of like, what? But what a wild, wild... Let's play this clip. Check this out. This is President of Ukraine Zelensky. What are the band rights? They're the neo-Nazis. They are the Banderites?

They're the neo-Nazis. They're the Ukrainian neo-Nazis. Yeah, Stepan Bandera is like the guy that started this far right. Right, so he just said that he's got a position in the Banderites

and they're all laughing. So he's doing a bit where he's... It's the only way to make a career in Ukraine, he says. Yeah, yeah, but he's basically doing a bit

where he's like calling home or... You should pull up Stepan Bandera after this. That'd probably be the equivalent of now It's the only way to make a career in Ukraine, he says. Yeah, yeah. He's basically doing a bit where he's like calling home. You should pull up Stepan Bandera after this. That'd probably be the equivalent of now being like, oh, I just got back from Charlottesville.

Wow. He says we can take property and money from Russians. Isn't that fucked up? The same applied to the Jews. Whoa. Look at these uncomfortable people.

Americans are helping him learn English. With the help of American mercenaries. My name is Vadik. Today our president, the most important one, Barack Obama, that we will join NATO soon. When's this from? Obama years. If you please send Hitler's book. They're sold out here.

Wow. And then he does some... Yeah, he does. He's doing the Nazi thing. So, I gotta be honest. I don't care about him making these jokes. No, no, it's not... I don't think the takeaway is that he made wild jokes.

This is like speaking truth to power. Yeah, yeah. The interesting part is... The left supporting it. No. Well, that is separately funny. But I'm saying – to me, what's interesting about this is we're kind of having all these conversations like, oh, is it NATO? Are they kind of just puppets for America?

Whereas to them, it was like obviously they're puppets. It's almost like a truism to joke around about like yeah we all know who's really in charge right and that's like a such it's it's so true it gets a laugh right whereas if everyone's like that's that's not true at all like if we said oh biden we all know who's secretly in charge bernie sanders no one would laugh because there's no like real truth to that right what so when you say it who's it's such a commonly accepted thing that there's actually not to mention there's no real truth to that, right? So when you say it, it's such a commonly accepted thing that there's actually truth to it. Not to mention there's nowhere in any sort of media, especially in America, who's at least trying to say like, hey, look, this is the reason Putin is doing this. Whether he's right or wrong, they're like, he's not just doing this just because he's bloodthirsty.

He has a reason behind this. Do you guys think that Zelensky was working on this TV show and they came to him and said, we need an actor to pretend to be the president? You've done it before. Want the job? Anyone sure? I mean, crazier things have happened. Wait.

Well, he was the president on the show before he was the president. Right. He played the president. You're saying, did they see this and ask him to be the president? I'm saying the conspiracy theory is that the West saw him pretend to be president and said, let's just make him the president. You're saying, did they see this and ask him to do the president thing? I'm saying the conspiracy theory is that the West saw him pretending to be president and said, let's just make him the president. No, I don't think that. I don't think that happened. People just voted for him because they were like, he's the president.

Well, I mean, there's a step between that where he started to get got into politics. I don't think there's a shortage of entertainment figures that kind of flip around with the idea of getting into politics. I think somewhere along the way, it's kind of felt like this could be the guy. So you guys know how that whenever Twitter says something has been debunked, it usually means it's true? Yeah. Over on the What's Happening tab, it says,

there is no credible evidence the federal government was involved in planning the January 6th insurrection, fact checkers report. Well, now I think they did it. Well, shit. That's very tough. Thanks, government. Well, now I think they did it. Yeah. Well, shit. That's very tough. Thanks, government. Well, that was one of those ones where they basically asked,

they go... Who's the guy? That guy that they can't find still? Ray Epps? Yeah. No, but they would go, oh, were there any CIA involved in this? And they go, I can't say.

They always just say, oh, we can't say. And you go, kind of strange that you kind of... Why can't you just say no? Yeah. Seems like, you know they would they always say well we can't say and you go kind of strange that you kind of can't you just say no seems like you know it's exhausting man you know because they've said no for other ones it's not like they can go we never answered those questions like sometimes they do people people were saying like tim why don't you take a day off on your birthday and i'm like i can't just take days off for like my birthday you know what i mean no i i agree taking the day off

for if you take it want to take, I agree. Taking a day off. If you want to take a day off, you take a day off. But your birthday when you're in your 30s? It's not even like a milestone birthday. It's actually like a detrimental day. It's like, oh, shit. I wish I weren't having another birthday. It's like, oh, no. 36.

Well, 36 is a nothing birthday. I'm half dead, Ryan. 35, 36, 37. They're all kind of the same age. 38. You have freebies till 40. I'm half dead, Ryan. 35, 36, 37. They're all kind of the same age. You have freebies till 40. I'm half dead. 72, man. You're in your first trimester.

No, this is half, bro. I don't know. I think you're going to get one point. Once you get that neuro link. One point to 72. I don't know. They used to. Clash swab.

They're doing some stuff. I'll say you're wrong again because first of all, yes, you're going to get rejuvenated way more. But also, I don't know if you can really count the first six or seven years. If you're not going to count the being old years, you're more conscious when you're old than you are when you're two. I've been getting NAD since I got COVID. You like it? What's NAD? Nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide.

Karen does that a lot. What is it? So the simple answer is it's like a vitamin you're you're an anti-aging thing that's what they say but you're you're taking a it's like a vitamin drip so you're getting oh you get the iv they inject you with it and it's painful and it makes you feel like you have anxiety but i'll tell you this like my eyes were fixed this is the crazy thing so i think my eyes were strained from staying at a computer screen all day every day for like four or five years what else did it fix and i didn't realize uh my blood

pressure hasn't has like gone to like above average like ranges my my heart rate variability is now that of a someone 10 years younger less tired less tired more energy don't i sleep i'm sleeping less how often do you have to do it so So you're supposed to do it between four and 14 days. But you got to- Do you do it every two weeks? Every two weeks. We have this- They come over here.

And then- How much is it? You can get it for like 800. And then if you get like the boost package, it's like 900 because then they give you extra vitamins. So you're supposed to drop like 20 grand a year if you want to really have this in your system. This is for people who can afford it,

truth be told. Like regular people do it all the time. But you think it- They do it one time. You know what I mean? Like you save up a couple, you save up for like six months. Yo.

Why would you do it one time if it goes away after 14 days? So here's what happened. The first thing that happened was Joe got us all this treatment when we all got sick. Like Joe- Arpaio?

Yes. Rogan. Rogan was like, you know, he was telling me to go, like Joe... Arpaio? Yes. Rogan. Rogan was like, you know, he was telling me to go... Tim was going to introduce me to Rogan. Find a doctor, get it done. And then, you know, when we got this doctor who was giving us the basic treatment, he asked me, he's like, do you do vitamins?

Are you taking vitamins? And I was like, yeah, I take like vitamin C and D every night. He's like, bro, you got to do more than that. And then I was like, what more can I do? And he was like, NAD, dude. He's like, you can take NADM. What is it? NMN. NMN, nicotinamide mononucleotide. That's a precursor to NAD. Right. You eat it and your body makes NAD or you can get the NAD directly injected. And so we had this lady come out and give us this NAD treatment. And the next day,

I could see everything. It's a coenzyme that causes your body to regrow these proteins called sirtuins one of these proteins measures the energy in your cell so when your cell divides if it if the proteins aren't working right uh the new cell doesn't have enough energy and it'll clip off the end caps of the chromosomes to compensate and that's what they call aging the telomeres so this regrows the the sirt, the, uh, sirtuins, these proteins. So your, your measurements are more accurate. So when the cells divide, they have enough energy. You don't age. So David Sinclair's really into that. I woke up and I could see everything perfectly. And I think what's happening is I stare at these screens all day, every day,

and it's screwing up my eyes. And so I wear contacts. My prescription hasn't changed in like a decade. So it's like it's stabilized, but what's. And so I wear contacts. My prescription hasn't changed in like a decade. So it's like it's stabilized. But what's happening is you get older, you get macular degeneration. It's harder for your lenses to focus. One treatment. And I looked out the window and it was like I was 15. I was just like, holy shit.

I could see like every shadow, every shade, every twist. It wasn't even like I could see it. My brain was processing everything all at once. That better fuck dude it was amazing and then um i'll give this puppy a shot when i first started doing it my blood pressure was high and uh and i had been doing a joe if you're listening send me one so i had been doing a diet i call it colloquial keto because it was mostly keto but not like i wasn't measuring i wasn't trying it was high fat high protein and she took she would take you know they take your blood uh your blood pressure and your temperature and all that stuff and she was like hmm you know it's kind of bad and then i was like i'm not eating that much salt which clearly turned out to be a problem i was like i'm not eating a lot of carbs i'm exercising every other day how am i

how is my blood pressure this bad no for real like it was high and she was like you need to eat better and exercise i was like what does eating better mean and she was like fresh veggies means i'm like i'm doing that yeah it's like exercise more i'm like yo i'm on the half pipe every day i had lost like 20 pounds and even when i was like 20 pounds heavier i was skating every day and then after the nad treatment after like a month she came back and she was like whoa she was like this is the best i've ever seen and every time we've had her come for the treatment she's been like you're better and better so i got the whoop do you need less sleep yes check this out the whoop tells you what your recovery is so last night my recovery was really bad allergies i think did it like i'm miserable right now like i was when did

you do it last uh two weeks ago so the next one's coming up this weekend but check it out when you get the treatment the next day the whoop is like your recovery is 99 like it's just all maxed out and it's the craziest thing because it's not like i go into the app and i tell it i'm getting a vitamin drip but there's so much improvement happens in your body that like the app knew i'm writing this i woke up and does it in new york yeah my friend goes and does it i'm just writing it down to get it yeah but so here's what i'll make it once and see how it goes. I mean, if you have way more energy and you need to sleep two less hours, I mean, it can be worth it.

I imagine it would give you years of value. One treatment. I got one treatment. Years of value out of it. Yeah. Like, it heals you. Like, my eyes instantly just, like, were better. So people report HD vision or crystal vision after getting it.

And I think what this is, it's not that you can see better because I still wear contacts. It's that your brain is processing the information better. You're like de-aging. You get a little cloudy. They say to mix it with intermittent fasting. This is what David Sinclair has said. Intermittent fasting and berberine or metformin, which is a diabetes medicine that lowers your blood pressure. But if you don't want to take metformin, you take berberine, which is a plant extract.

And those three things combined with resveratrol yeah seem to be a big really they're increasing mice lifespan by like two and a half times i don't know the actual actual numbers but but what you do is and here's what we're we're going to take it to the next level right so every other week we're getting nad and we decided that if we if we take some uh young athlete males and pay them for their blood we can actually take their blood and inject it straight into our veins and replace our old age. I'm kidding. But you know people do that. What movie is this?

Am I supposed to be laughing right now? People do that. Am I supposed to be laughing? Is that a joke or what's that? No, people do that. You know that, right? They do. Does Peter Thiel really do?

We've read about it before. Yeah, that seems like something Peter Thiel would do. I just want to get this adrenochrome thing out of my brain. That's bullshit. In the 109. Adrenochrome is bullshit. Is it really bullshit? Yeah, dude.

Like, look, when we know the rich people are just getting blood transfusions from young people, you know they do this, right? I mean, people do get, like, blood transfusions. Isn't that stem cells, essentially? So it heals your organs. So rich people will hire, like, four 20-year- old gym rats who eat healthy and work out at the gym and they'll be like i'll pay you a hundred thousand dollars a year what do you got to do once a week you give me a blood transfusion we swap blood transfusions a lot and so but it's like you're doing it once a month and you're getting paid six figures and you're a guy who

naturally just likes working out and being fit and you do think it works a lot you know anyone we know for a fact it does so the reporting is that peter teal does it let me see if i can pull it up you've seen adrenochrome's uh oxidation of adrenaline bezo's doing it i don't know he's getting he's looking so tech says he looks like he's on new hard nootropics too so this is okay so i want that's why i'm like i don't know if peter is actually doing it vanity fair says he wants to inject himself with young people's blood but there there are. Maybe he just wants to. But there are a lot of stories about this where rich people. I think it was that Peter Thiel wanted to inject himself with a young blood. Oh, I see how it is.

Well, yeah, of course. He's a hot gang member. It may be bullshit. Check it out. Vox says it's bullshit, but I don't trust Vox. What's the startup? What's the what? What's the startup called?

I don't think it's a startup. I think people are just going and buying blood. The intellectuals. Buying young people's blood won't stop you from aging, but what about injecting it? It doesn't say that. It's just buying it. Peter Thiel has reportedly expressed interest. It was a storyline in Silicon Valley.

The practice made its way to the FDA. Let's see. What do we got here? The FDA warns consumers, limited studies. There's no benefit. The FDA. The FDA. Ambrosia. The company. It doesn't say what the name of the company is? The FDA warns consumers, limited studies. There's no benefit. The FDA. The FDA. Ambrosia.

The company. It doesn't say what the name of the company is? Ambrosia. Oh, Ambrosia. Oh, okay. Where does that say that? Down. Down.

Good eyesight. There you go. Ambrosia. I love Control F. There you go. The FDA didn't single out any blah, blah, blah. One prominent company in the field is Ambrosia, a San Francisco-based startup. Yo, people are doing it.

This says they studied adrenochrome from the 50s to the 70s found it could be a potential cause of schizophrenia yeah it kills you dude has no current medical application but that's from wikipedia let me tell you what happens these conspiracy theories rich people want the blood of young people like vox is reporting a company is paying for it some conspiracy theorist hears that and then says rich people are kidnapping children to drink their blood. And it's like, bro, you are like – you took a right turn. The road is there, but then you just slammed the gas and veered off. Also, when you say conspiracy theorist, you mean someone who writes for some sort of mainstream media outlet and just they go, yeah, that's going to give a shit if I say that they're not stealing the blood.

You got to say you're getting illicit means. So the conspiracies, you know, my favorite conspiracy is that Barack Obama was shuttling boys and girls to D.C. because that email where he's like hot dogs. And so we literally order hundreds of dollars of hot dogs and pizza, you know, every few months from Chicago. Just to post it online. Portillos and Giordano's. But that's what Obama was doing.

Yo, we have parties. And I'm like, guys, have you ever had Portillos? And people are like, no, we're getting the beef and the hot dogs, man. Giordano's, no, we're getting the Giordano's. Did you post the receipts? And so, no, I just tweet. Like, we just ordered, you know, $300 worth of pizza and hot dogs from Chicago. And then people just like to fuck with people.

Yeah, yeah. But that's what Obama was doing. I'm mostly. Did they say he's rubbing in their faces? Oh, yeah. People lose their minds. That's what Danny would post. He had a thing where he was posting stuff like that and then they would post photos of him being like,

look at this. He's rubbing in their faces. He's a pedophile. Yeah, but then one of these people shows up to your house and they fucking try and shoot you, man. The most concern is the people coming across the border illegally that are being flown, like kids being flown to random cities around the United States.

Where are they? Where are they? What do you mean? Are they sex trafficked? Or blood trafficked? Like, are they being adrenochromed? I don't know. What if vampires are real?

Well, I guess they are, and his name is Peter Thiel. Apparently, yeah. Just get the NAD, man. So you get NAD. Blood trafficking. Nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide. And then you get B vitamins, C vitamins, A, D, or whatever. And so-

Does it hurt? The first one does hurt. It feels like the inside of your body is being worked out, like a lot of pressure on your organs. And for like an hour it hurts? Yeah, for like two hours. But you can turn down the drip so it doesn't- No, it's more like just stress. Yes.

It doesn't hurt as much after? No, when when they turn it off it's completely back to normal you're given an anti-nausea medicine and a painkiller you get uh zofran and toradol and so you're feeling good the turtle's but but here's the best part so she can they can make it go as fast as you want but you don't want to go too fast i think joe said he goes he goes, I do it in 10 minutes. No, it's bad. It's crazy. I mean Joe's the one who recommended it to me, but I read about it and it said your body just pisses it out. It immediately just says get rid of it. You got to do it over two hours at least, like a good – it's between two and four hours.

So your body has a chance to absorb it all and put it all to work. So you just sit there? What do you do? Sit there and watch TV? I slept for a part of it. Play video games? Because you're doing it at your own house. You slept? Yeah.

I was playing Horizon Forbidden West. Can you do it – oh, so in New York, does karen go there yes you where or does they come to your house but you guys got him to come here yeah yeah because we're rich that sounds better yeah so uh uh like full disclosure too i don't want people to think that like this is like seriously a rich person thing like to every other week pay Well, I mean it's not that wild to be – every couple – like if you do it every month or two, then you're in for like six to ten grand. It's not like completely out of the question. If you do it – the average person will do it like once and they'll see tremendous benefits. I'm not giving anybody advice.

I'll try once. But then all of a sudden you're like, I want to keep it up because after two weeks it wears off and you start falling back into your – your body isn't producing as much. As you age, your body produces less NAD. So you're basically supplementing it. It wears off after – I thought he said it hooked him up good for a year. I think you'll get residual benefits for a couple of years after you do it. I would agree with that. The main thing that I struggle with in general is just that I feel like

as I get older, I need more sleep. And I don't get it. I'm in decent shape. I'll sleep for seven hours. I eat decently. And I'll just be kind of tired. Try sleeping on your back.

Sleep on your back with your arms over your head like this. And it opens your diaphragm. It'll help you get more rest in your sleep. I sleep with sitting up. Because rest and sleep are different. Let me tell you something. So you want to get a restful sleep. Let me tell you guys something.

How many hours of sleep do you think I got last night? Six. What do you think? Eight hours. Five? Three hours and 44 minutes. Wow. How many hours do you think I got the night before?

Of actual sleep? Actual sleep. I mean, I don't know eight six thirty one six hours and thirty one minutes monday i got seven hours and eight minutes sunday i got four hours and thirty three minutes on your watch so this thing tracks my sleep how can it tell uh it knows from your heart rate from your heart rate variability from your breathing patterns it knows if you're moving yeah so let's say march 1st i got six hours march 2nd i got five and a half hours thursday i got six and a half hours friday i got four hours and 47 minutes

so you never yeah is that hours but is that like you're lying there for seven or eight hours but so it is uh last night i was in bed percent what's your average percentage of sleep versus lying in bed so last night I was in bed from 2am to 7.28 and 3 hours and 44 minutes was sleep so that means I was watching Attack on Titan all night last night well I don't include the part

I don't mean the types where you're watching TV I was watching TV for like yeah I don't include that so basically do you get to I was in bed for five and a half hours but i was sleeping for three hours and 44 minutes it's not very much yeah well uh let me clarify i mean i was sitting in bed watching attack on titan for two hours and then i laid in bed after like i decided to turn it off i can't turn that shit off, dude. Attack on Titan, such a fucking awesome show. Jordan Peterson says you got to watch it.

So I started and it's really good. What is it? It's crazy. It's about, it starts with a bunch of people who live in the city with three walls. There's one massive wall, then a massive inner city wall, and then another inner city wall. And outside the third wall, there are four meter tall, 15 meter tall, and 60 meter tall titans mindless creatures that eat people and so they got these things on their legs that shoot cables called omnidirectional mobility gear so they can zip around and they have swords because the only way to kill a titan

is to cut its cut the nape of its neck so basically humanity's been wiped out and this is the last city on earth and they're fighting gigantic monsters. I'm not going to spoil the show for you. I'll watch it. I like it. Will you watch it? The first season's on Netflix. Okay. But I'm watching it on Amazon now.

So the first season is like your anime adventure fighting monsters. Your second season is a political thriller and that's where it gets good. Is it animated? It's animated, yeah.

Oh, it's animated. The second season is about everything that's happening right now. That's why Jordan Peters, I don't know if he actually said to watch it, but people were claiming he claiming he did okay and so everything you're seeing now it's season two of attack on titan so i don't i'm going to spoil a little bit for you guys all right

corrupt the government is manipulating the people to maintain their wealth and status and they're willing to sacrifice all of them to get what they want and the people are starting to figure out the conspiracy and what the government's doing and why they're doing it and shit starts breaking down it's pretty bad I'll hear dude I hear the next false flag is aliens have you guys heard this yeah that's like for real that they're gonna I honestly with all the

stuff that they have you know they they had when Trump was in office and they you know they had the footage from the pentagon like it doesn't seem like anybody cares I know that's like the most bizarre thing is to go yeah there's there's probably aliens we have some weird

footage we can't explain it and people are like yeah it's not gonna be aliens bro it's gonna be moderators what do you mean it's gonna be game moderators people are gonna see like a white

cube just blink into existence and some like crazy-looking ultra jack seven-foot guy's gonna walk out and he's gonna be the most like the strongest most powerful he's gonnafoot guy is going to walk out, and he's going to be the strongest, most powerful. He's going to be able to run super fast and teleport, and he's going to be an admin. He's going to be like, I'm just here to regulate the code and the simulation and fix some problems.

And people are going to be like, what the fuck is this? And the military is going to try and stop him. But he's a game moderator. He's got GM powers. I guess the always question with that thing is why now? Why haven't they? Simulations. because the technocracy got its uh overlook it's got its overview now they've been trying to do the technocracy since like 1913 or 1915 what's the technology where like the technical oligarchs are in control of society like klaus schwab

john rockefeller they want to like oversee and manage but they didn't have the tech to oversee everyone now they can track everybody with so So now they're unleashing the momentum because they finally have... But in terms of the aliens, that's what they're watching and they're going to come or they're coming in cahoots? They're going to make fake aliens. I think they're fake. They're using Tesla tech and they're using talking plasma to make it look like...

It's a false flag. They're going to make people think we're under attack and then rally the militaries and get all this funding. How easy to make a UFO. Ian brought this up on the show and it's a good funding. How easy is it to make a UFO? Ian brought this up on the show and it's a good point. You take three lasers and you put them five miles apart

and you have them intersect in the air. People will see the lasers intersect as a ball of light. It's called talking plasma. And they can make it go like this. They can make it move in ways you can't fathom. And people will see it and say,

how does something move so crazy and so quickly, not realizing it's just a laser being pointed, like a laser pointer. That's what quickly not realizing it's just a laser being pointed, like a laser pointer. But I'm saying they released video of these fighter jets seeing these things and literally people don't give a shit.

I know. Then you read about talking plasma. It's pretty obvious. It's crazy that nobody cares. What's happening is there's actual drones also, so they're conflating them. You'll see the radar moving and that's talking plasma,

but then you'll see actual drones that they've had since for like 100 years, Tesla's technology, and what Bob Lazar saw working on a drone program. Now he lied. So maybe he lied. Maybe he's lying. Bob Lazar kind of saw a little green man.

You know this guy? I think they put a dummy in the fucking thing. No, they didn't. To make him sound crazy. That's such fucking bullshit. Yeah, disinfo. They talk about him a lot on Coast to Coast, Bob Lazar. Yeah, and he's like,

I watched his video from the 90s, and he's like, there's a little green man standing there. Asked about it today, he goes, it was a puppet. I must have been wrong. Oh. Like, shut the fuck up, he's like, there's a little green man standing there. Asked about it today, he goes, it was a puppet. I must have been wrong. Like, shut the fuck up, dude. It's because back then

the idea of a little green man made sense and now it doesn't and it discredits his story. Because if they're like, if there's a little green man, where the fuck is he? He's like, it must have been a puppet.

Yeah, Zeta Reticuli was bullshit, I think, when they told Bob Lazar. These are from Zeta Reticuli. They're just giving him bullshit in case he went rogue. Bob Lazar is the guy who was at the school or whatever. Yes. And then they Zeta Reticuli. They're just giving him bullshit in case he went rogue. No, I think he's bullshit.

He was like at the school or whatever. Yes. And then they erase his records and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And he's the guy with like the school, like he just like landed in this like elementary school doing research. Yeah, he was like a janitor or something.

But, you know, it's funny. The government was probably like, hey, this crazy guy saying bullshit trashes records to make people believe it because like it throws them off what we're really doing. Because they were probably working on stealth tech or something. And then they're like, we don't want people exploring it, it throws them off what we're really doing. They're probably working on stealth tech or something

and then they're like, we don't want people exploring it so send them in the wrong direction. Make them freak out about this guy. That's what they do with conspiracy theorists. That's what they do with Pizzagate. Give them the wrong info to keep them off the trail and make them delegitimize themselves. That's right because what happened with Pizzagate

Pizzagate was the gold standard of that. There was an email that said – Make it radioactive. You left a handkerchief here with a map on it and whose is it? What's a map? A minor attractive person. This is actually the word they use. So you get an interesting story about someone saying, would you rather party with pizza or pasta?

And all of these people start saying things like it's to prove they're pedos and they go in this direction when in reality they're probably doing cocaine. Let me ask you a question. The email said, would you rather party on pizza or pasta,

you know, which would be more fun? What would make sense? If you said, would you rather party on boys or girls, which would be more fun, or would you rather party

on crack or meth, which would be more fun? Yeah, or coke or MDMA or something. The drugs makes more sense and we know these people do drugs. They're probably smuggling drugs. They're partying.

They don't want anyone to find out, so they throw out this bullshit conspiracy theory, and the conspiracy theorists run after it. There was so much shit they made up. It pissed me off. And the conspiracy theorists – like their evidence came from a random 4chan post that was randomly posted. It made no sense. They were like, pizza means boy, and then they went, yes yes and then all of these people believed it because they're fucking idiots yeah the like oh yeah obama is just ordering 85 boys right also they didn't even have a basement in the pizza place oh they don't he guy shot the floor it is a creepy but you're right though there is a lot of weird stuff

going on and they you know put those out to yeah like you said but essentially a false i don't know false flag the right word uh yeah but yeah well red herring how would you yeah that's it right that's one of them yeah friends i think we got to wrap it up because i'm dead um yeah yeah brutal brutal but uh thanks for hanging out man it's been a blast yeah the drip thing isn't working too good though you're getting it doesn't stop allergies man yeah doesn't stop allergies, man. Yeah, and Sunday, Sunday, you know. So, but thanks for hanging out.

It's been a blast. Yeah, always fun, dude. Always thanks for having us. Thanks to everybody who is a member. This is,

you watching this is the birthday present. So thank you all very much. I really do appreciate it. And we got more work to come and we'll make it through these allergies and we'll see y'all next time.