Timcast IRL - Suspected Trump ASSASSINATION Thwarted, Armed Man ARRESTED w/ Priya Patel
Episode Date: August 5, 2026On this episode Tim & the crew are joined by Priya Patel to discuss Another potential assassination attempt on Trump being thwarted The terrifying reality of drone warfare Socialists taking over the ...Democrat party Instagram's algorithm being totally broken Hosts: Tim @Timcast (everywhere) | https://www.shoutout.fans/timpool Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Tate @realTateBrown (everywhere) Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) | @trashhouserecords (YT) Guest: Priya Patel @priyaee (X)
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An armed man was arrested outside of Trump's golf course in Los Angeles just before he was supposed to arrive.
This man was taking photos, videos, reports are flying across the board.
We don't know exactly what is true just yet, but we're hearing some reports that he may have had body armor,
that he was tracking security protocol, and they believe this may be an attempted assassination of the president or an attempt.
But we don't know for sure right now.
It's all up in the air.
Now, this happened on Sunday.
As you know, it's currently Tuesday.
So again, we're not entirely sure, but this news is breaking. We're going to cover it.
The news literally just broke in the past few minutes. So we will be covering that.
But we also have a big, big night, my friends. There are many primaries going on.
And tonight in Michigan, we are expecting the socialist who claims he's not a socialist to crush the establishment Democrats.
That is a major scandal right now in Ohio with Max Miller, Republican running for reelection,
who's accused of beating his wife and child. Now, he claims if that were true, he'd be in jail.
But his wife's dad, his ex-wife's dad, is Bernie Moreno or a Republican senator.
So Moreno's coming out being like, yeah, he's a miserable guy and he's causing my family all these problems.
So this is not some like Democrat versus Republican thing.
This is just like a Republican family turmoil.
And now even Trump has called on him.
Maybe you got to back off.
We don't know if you can win this one.
Well, Miller is saying he's going to stick around.
We're going to cover that.
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Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is Priya Patel.
Hi guys. Thanks for having me.
Who are you? What are you doing here? I'm a political commentator and co-host of the Pretty
Political Show. Well, right on. Thanks for hanging out. We got the boys hanging out.
Yeah, what's going on, Patriots?
Just, uh, you're hanging out, Phil.
What's up, Tate?
What's up?
Good right.
Carter.
What's up, Phil?
What's up, Tate?
What's up?
Priya.
I can't see anything with these stupid glasses on.
I can see.
Like, I'm struggling to read the screen here.
I got an ad read to do.
Uh, these are, these are gimmicky Dysayan and Demon goggles.
For those that aren't familiar.
I got them for Ian.
Because apparently if you put them on, you can see demons.
Yeah.
And I mean, I saw maybe like three or four while I was doing the intro to the show.
The bit didn't last that long since you can't.
I can't see anything.
I'm trying to read the screen and I'm like, I don't even know which tab is which.
It does look really thick.
I'm looking at it right now.
I can't see anything through them.
Yeah, you're supposed to be able to see demons.
Yeah, they say the night vision that they made like way back when used the red infrared thing instead of the green one.
God, not to go down a huge rabbit hole on this.
Not to go off on a tangent, but Tim, that clip you posted of Musk talking about being able to see using Nerling to see thermal.
Read, right technology is done.
That will be so sick.
Let's just kick off the show.
There's a clip where Elon says we can now write to your brain.
And we've talked about read-write technologies for neuralink, meaning they can send information
into your brain.
It has begun.
Elon's announces.
We're going to talk about that.
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And here's the best part.
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We've got new interviews coming up every single week plus clips in the show.
But let's jump into the breaking news.
We got this from CNN, armed man arrested at Trump's California golf course ahead of president's visit.
You know we love using CNN.
an armed man was arrested sundown outside Trump National Golf Club in SoCal after federal agents reported a suspicious person walking the property.
The Secret Service is investigating whether the person posed a threat to President Donald Trump, a federal law enforcement source told CNN.
The source earlier told CNN there was no current indication the person was plotting an attack on the president, but noted the investigation was ongoing.
Now here's where it gets weird.
Deputies identified the man as 38-year-old Janine, John.
tale of Downey, who they said was under investigation by the El Segundo Police Department in a
robbery case.
Now, this story is breaking right now.
And immediately, the question was, is that a man named Janine?
Strange male name.
Never heard it before.
Yeah, me neither.
Perhaps it is not really a man.
Is it a French?
So this is the problem that I have with all of the gender can be whatever you want.
I'm going to go ahead and just assume this person's trans for one reason.
It's a man named Janine.
That's it.
And I'm not trying to drag trans, but not at all.
My point is this.
The media, the corporate press, will use preferred pronouns and identifiers.
Yeah.
So if this was a trans man, they would just say man with the name Janine.
It could also be less likely a biological male who calls himself Janine.
And the reason I think it's unlikely is because CNN would say woman.
However, because this person was arrested for trying to assassinate Trump,
is the presumption.
We don't know that that's actually the case,
but they're investigating it.
This is where the media would then lie again
and say, man, because they don't want it to be implied
that it was a woman or a trans person.
You see what I mean?
It intentionally makes it confusing
because there will be instances
where the media will say,
if it's a positive story, this brave woman,
and it'll be like, it'll be a dude.
But then if there's a trans person doing something wrong,
it'll be like a man.
Yeah, they'll make it super ambiguous
and just go along with the preferred narrative.
Talking about trans people,
nowadays, it reminds me of that scene in the Princess Bride where the scene he's talking to
the man in black and he's like, you know, but I know and I know. And he's trying like,
I know that you know. Yeah, like going through the whole meta thought thing. That's kind of what
it's like trying to talk about the gender of a trans person now. Well, let's let's let's let's,
let's, I want to get to the, uh, what the person was doing. They say, I'm, I'm assuming it's
pronounced tail was taking photos and videos in the grounds and appeared to be monitoring security
planning activities according to the sheriff's department. He was arrested on charges of
carrying concealed firearm and possession of prohibited ammunition.
Detectives assigned to the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force executed a search warrant for
Tails Residents Monday due to the potential security implications surrounding the incident.
Investigators recovered what they described as an illegally modified AR-style rifle, a 45-caliber
pistol, body armor, high-capacity magazines, ammunition, radio signal devices, and multiple notebooks
containing what the sheriff's department called concerning statements.
Is it going to be another trans manifesto?
Probably.
Now there's a real situation
This is just a guy with a really gay name
Because there could be like another guy somewhere in America
His name is also Janine
And he's seeing everyone
And he's just speculated to a trans person right now
He's like, no, it's actually like a really masculine name
That guy's definitely not trans
He's tweeting right now
That's just a super like shrieked out bodybuilder
That's just defending the name Gene
That's actually like a really masculine name guy
Like that guy is actually in a worse position right now
than anyone involved in the story is the
I shot you a dirty look
Because what is prohibited
ammunition. Yeah, well, you know what?
You're from California, so translate for all of us normal people.
I'm not super up to date on the exact laws
regards to firearms in the United States.
I know that Glockes are completely banned in California,
but there's-
For now.
For now, but there is increasingly just any modification
that you basically make to a factory gun
is basically banned in the state of California.
So, I mean, I feel like that's kind of an ambiguous.
We'll give that a pass, I suppose, but it is,
It is just wild.
Of course, they're basically saying that California's banned the ammunition.
Yeah.
There's tons of things that they've banned.
Maryland does the same thing.
Yeah.
It is worth noting, you know, he's got a 45 caliber pistol.
He's got an AR, I guess, an AR-style pistol likely.
And body armor.
This is not just some random person walking around.
I don't know if body armor is illegal in California.
I know that it's illegal in New York.
But yeah, like this person had some kind of plan,
no matter how whack-a-doodle it is.
Great to highlight, though, that this guy obviously probably had nefarious intentions.
Just because the ammunition was prohibited doesn't stop him from actually having it,
especially if he is not someone that is really pervy to following the law in the first place.
True.
The fact that, you know, like I said, the fact that he had all of this stuff strongly indicates another,
what's this like the sixth attempt of.
on Donald Trump's life.
I granted this was, you know,
it's likely that Trump was never
in any significant danger
in this particular instance.
But still.
Yeah, well, you know, there's that guy.
And then there was the dude
that tried to run into the correspondence dinner.
That one was the world.
He had like the most Reddit manifesto
ever seen my life.
So that just happened.
You mean like a Katanji Brown Jackson opinion?
Yeah, literally.
Yeah, I know.
He like, say it's like, if you're reading this mom,
hi mom.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
Never mind.
I'll stop there.
This is like kind of the same thing
where I bet this dude
like his dot his notebook's gonna be
his manifesto is gonna be the most like Reddit thing ever
because there's something going on
at the Reddit Woffin right now.
I don't know what it is.
They've always been a problem.
Yeah, there's always been a problem with them
but I think like I don't know if like RFK is getting
their HRT cut off or something but they're starting to lose it.
Like they're acting like cornered animals
and I'm someone being serious actually.
I believe it.
Where yeah these guys are just like walking around like all
strapped up with body armor.
Oh yeah.
I was just like walking by the golf course and like it's crazy.
No, I mean, it's not your typical everyday carry stuff that you would have, especially in California.
Yeah, exactly.
What, you can't even walk to the president?
I see that, was it, Mel Gibson on Rogan?
And he was saying, like, he doesn't have bodyguards anymore.
And Joe was like, you're going to get kidnapped.
And he was like, eh, if it happens, it happens.
He's like, yeah, he's.
I totally, I totally get that sentiment.
Because, you know, I would say not all the time.
time, but most of the time I've got bodyguards with me, and I'm just at a point where it's like,
ah, I just, whatever, dude, you know, I'm just, it's, it's, it's, it's not a way to live.
Start carrying every day.
Well, you can't carry in D.C. in Virginia, well, you can technically carry in Virginia, but
in Maryland, you definitely can't. Yeah. So, of course, in, in West Virginia, yeah, obviously.
But, yeah, no, we, we, we're in the quad state, so it's like, you're locked in either way.
Well, I mean, no, I mean, if you want to go to Maryland, you're not carrying.
Yeah.
You'll go to prison.
That's what I'm saying.
You're just kind of locked in.
You're not really, you don't.
So it's like, who wants to really live that way walking around bodyguards all the time?
I don't.
No, nobody.
Well, especially when you live in places like this.
It's not like your celebrity in Los Angeles.
And you also don't really fear for your life as a celebrity, like a normal celebrity.
No, it depends on which degree of celebrity you are, I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
But, I mean.
Like John Bernthal lives out here in Maryland.
I doubt, like, people probably recognize him periodically.
but although he's in one of the,
he's actually in the biggest movie of all time,
Spider-Man's got the biggest opening.
I don't think, I think if you walk down the street,
people wouldn't stop him,
but Tom Hollow would stop two seconds every time.
Totally, but it's not like, it's not threats.
I mean, sure, there are crazies out there,
but it's not typically threats on your life.
What, like, you're doing is highly controversial,
so you get death threats every day.
That's a little bit different.
And I think just being a public figure in general.
Yeah, it depends on who you are.
and what you're, like, why you're famous, right?
I'm just saying this in the context.
Like, Mel Gibson's obviously political.
And Donald Trump is the president.
And I'm just bringing it up to, like, this is where we're at right now.
Trump wants to go golfing.
Because I'm just looking at this golf course being like, man, you can't even go golfing.
Like, you can't even just go golfing?
Because everybody's insane.
Because there's insane people everywhere.
So.
Not a way to live, man.
Either two or three of the assassination attempts have been on golf courses, right?
Yeah, there was the one immediately after Butler and then was there another one?
There was Florida and then this is the second one at a golf course.
I mean, a golf course, people assume that security is going to be less, I guess, less tight.
But at the same time.
It's his golf course and he's the president.
You don't think that they're.
It's the president.
You know, I mean, right wrong or different.
Like the security that the president has generally is the best security in the world.
I can't think of other heads of state.
I mean, maybe some of the Saudi princes might like, you know,
MBS might have tight security like that.
But otherwise, the people that have security as tight as the president, they're probably
drug lords.
Or maybe someone in the, you know, the head of the IRGC, you know?
But even the head of the IRGC, he doesn't have to worry about being, you know,
shot by an assassin.
He has to worry about being chopped up by Gensu.
Do you guys see that Ukrainian drone video?
Which one?
The Ukrainian one.
The one where the Ukrainian drone,
bombed the slammed into the beach in Russia and killed those civilians.
No.
You guys haven't seen this stuff?
Then there was the Russian drone that chased the guy around his fruit cart and then went...
The last Ukrainian drone that I saw was literally a Russian dude.
I just saw it from Funker 560.
I think there are.
He's sitting, he's like laying in the grass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fully nude.
And the drone pops him and he goes flying into the water that he's laying down next to.
My gosh.
Looney's in style.
War is terrible.
I muted all of them.
out like a year ago. I was just like just whenever someone wins, let me know. So right now we're
tracking the, uh, the key primary races where we are expecting the Democratic socialist who claims
it's not a socialist, uh, Al-Said to win in, uh, for the Senate race in the Democrat on the Democrat
side. And the funny thing is, he says he's not a socialist, you know, he's not endorsed by
the DSA. The DSA's campaigning on his behalf. Yeah. AOC is rallying with him. Hassan Piker
showed up. The dude is a socialist. This is what these people are.
evil. They're just liars. They want power
so they can dismantle and burn down your system.
We'll be tracking this throughout
the night. The polls are closing right now
and then we can
I guess pour one out for James Carville. He'll be
quitting the Democratic Party tonight, I guess.
Indolence is James Conville.
Look, we say it all the time here, but like
even if someone doesn't conceive
of them, someone in the DSA doesn't
actually conceive of themselves as a
communist, like
there's still. Listen to anything that they say. Yeah,
They're still doing all of the things that will move the left further left and will support what the furthest extremes on the left want.
So it's like, okay, Saeed, maybe you think that people should retain property rights.
Cool.
All the people that you're caucusing with don't.
Yeah.
And you think that you're going to be able to go up to bad against all of them?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
You're a vessel.
That's all you are.
Once you get elected, they'll knife you in the back as well.
You know, because that is standard behavior from the far left.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So the protesting.
Oh, I'm not a communist.
I'm not going to pull up this video.
You can't really see much, but let's, this just seems.
This is the drone video?
Yeah, I'm surprised you guys haven't seen it.
This is a Russian beach.
These are civilians.
Why?
So what?
What?
And that is a Ukrainian drone slamming into the beach.
Stop, stop.
Why?
So why?
Was it intentional?
I was going to say.
I'm reportedly killing three civilians.
Now, I don't think it was intentional.
There's no strategic value in it.
It actually just hurts the Ukrainian PR.
So what looks like is in other reporting,
they were shooting at the drone as it was passing by,
damaged it, and then it went down and crashed into the beach.
Of course, you're now getting pro-Russian side being like,
oh, the Ukrainians are targeting civilians and, you know, trying to play it up.
But it's interesting nonetheless because the future of warfare is terrifying.
We're finding out now that what the U.S.'s precision missiles are depleted.
We're basically out of key ammo.
And the drones that they use are like dirt cheap.
They cost like, I think the actual price.
They're launching like air hogs.
They stop on it and launch it over.
Like 50.
It's like air quality.
We're using like million dollar Patriot missiles.
I'm like, oh, great.
Yeah, this is certainly a replacement.
Yeah.
It's funny because I remember air hugs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're just launching them.
And they're like, whoa, no, no, no, no.
Like, they love that.
And you watch the videos and it's much more relatable watching Iran because they're like,
they blow something up.
So now you guys got to watch this other video.
This one's been going massively viral as well.
We got the, our good friend Volodymyr Zelenskyy saying, today many were shocked by
another video of a drone safari.
Russians are carrying out against civilians in Curzon.
A Russian drone deliberately hunted down a man selling vegetables and detonated right next to him.
Now again, I'm like you can't, there's nothing graphic in these videos.
This guy was fine.
He survived.
but this video is insane.
Check this out.
Oh my gosh.
This is why.
The drone is circling around his van.
Trying to get him.
He's trying to hide under the umbrella.
The worst kind of wasp.
Yeah.
Watch this, watch this.
Right here, right here.
Oh, my gosh.
That's insane.
The dude is apparently fine, actually.
What?
Yeah, like, it looks like it's hitting,
but it's actually hitting.
He got around the side
and was apparently okay.
I guess maybe like minor injuries from falling down or whatever, but totally fine.
And there's videos after the fact of him getting up and he's okay.
Wow.
Look at that last strike.
Look how crazy it is as it goes for the attack.
He dives for him.
Yep.
That's insane, dude.
Remember that Black Mirror episode where all the robot dogs were killing everybody?
You got to see that one?
Yeah.
You saw it?
I haven't watched anybody.
So it's like the Black Mirror did an episode where in the future there's a few human
survivors and there is just like what is effectively Amazon mass producing products are just
dumping the boxes because there's no humans left and then it's got robot dogs that hunt
hunt you down and kill you and there's like a lady she like hides in a house the robot
dog comes for it. See the crazy thing is that's not how it's going to be these things are going to
run it would blow up yep. Yeah. There's no reason for them to like try and shoot at you or chase
like chase you down and then like attack you with their little robot. I would have like a vest
with like water bottles and just splash them and then short out.
It's just not real.
It's just not never going to work.
That's what I would do.
Like a fire extinguisher?
It would do nothing.
Yeah, just get a water gun, you're done.
To be fair, a fire extinguisher.
My blind them or something.
It definitely would, bro.
I'm trying to drive a Tesla on autopilot when it's raining.
Yeah.
And like every five minutes, it's like,
eh, eh, you know, it's like whenever I'm in the car,
my wife hates auto drive.
Yeah, I do too.
And she's like, just drive it for real.
But when I'm driving, and then it goes like,
burp, I go, eh, eh.
And she goes, stop doing that.
She doesn't like the offensive jokes
Every time that I'm in the car
And I'm letting the car drive
My girlfriend's telling me to turn it off
So she can tell me where to go
She doesn't park there, go that way
To be fair
The auto drive takes the long way sometimes
And it's really annoying
It does, it does
There are definitely times
Where I'm like, all right
I'm taking over because I don't like what it's doing
But it's not like it's doing anything wrong
It's gonna be funny when you're in your self-driving car
And you're just sitting there
and your eyes are half glazed over
as it's like going on the street.
And then all of a sudden it starts blinking red
and like war,
war commandeering mode active.
And the car just turns into like a field,
drives full speed,
and just slams into like a building,
destroying it.
And it's like, well, you know,
you're at war or so.
Nobody's if ice could commandeer.
I mean, like, pops your back door open
and they chuck in a guy
and it takes you to like the nearest facility.
I'd be like, yes, sir.
I mean, we talked about,
this is where we're going.
You're going to be in your car driving.
I think one of the main reasons
they want to go full autonomous cars, there's no more police chases.
Yeah.
No more getaway drivers.
They've already started like the, what's it called?
Like the police will be able to turn off your vehicle in California.
You're going to be in a car and cops are going to try and pull you over.
Like that New York case where the guy tried fleeing, then the cop pulled a pit maneuver.
A little girl flew out of the car and died and they criminally charged the cop.
What they're going to do is they're going to go to conservatives and they're going to be like,
we can't have this anymore.
We need the police to have the ability to just shut down these criminals' cars and
conservative would be like, yeah, and Trump's going to say so.
And then what's going to happen is you're going to get pulled over, and the cop's going to click a button, your car's going to shut off.
Yeah, exactly.
Drive past people with the universal remote and turn their car off at the stoplight, just to prank them.
And any car that's pre-1990 is just going to skyrocket value.
Oh, bro, it's going to be like actual machine guns.
Yeah.
My car, the only electronic in my car, besides, like, probably some components in the motor is literally the radio, like the CD player.
Everything else, like the what?
Like the CD player.
Yep.
A what player?
He said it.
And,
it's not like
a packed disc?
I love having the CDs.
I like burn my own CDs
and I like the worst
I've been to burn pot.
How old are you?
25.
This is the funny thing, bro.
Like, you weren't alive
in the CD era.
Yeah, I was.
Actually, yes, we were.
Technically alive but not lucid.
Oh, I'm like burning podcasts
on the CDs.
How old are you?
I'm 25 as well.
So,
we, my mom and I,
when I was growing up,
we would have,
we had three CDs on rotation.
Well, yeah, well, because like I guess kind of like how my parents had some old 8 tracks.
Well, because I grew up in like K-love world too and like that they like disseminated their music through CDs like exclusively.
I'll admit I miss like the eight track or whatever.
I don't know how any of that works.
Did you have the big book of CDs?
Yeah, yeah, because I was homeschooled.
So like homeschoolers, that was like a thing.
Yeah.
We had like CDs and it was all just like K-love music.
Do you guys know there's like a dude with like 10 million subscribers and all he does is make AI 90s video.
Jesus.
Oh my God.
It's like a video where you're like, he makes one mistake, though.
It's a video where it's like, it's 90, it's 996 you woke up in the last 30 years
were a horrible nightmare.
And then like the whole room is set up with like an old Windows 95, you know, and he's got like 90s toys.
And there's like poses on the wall.
And then the mom yells your name.
The problem is it's filmed from an adult height.
Yeah.
So it's like the dude stands up and you can tell from how, where you're staying at the door,
he's like at least 5.10.
you're like no no
I know that like I sound like
I'm too much on team good times
as opposed to team bum out
but like the last 30 years
like COVID was kind of a bum out
like for a couple years there
otherwise the last 30 years for me
have been sick so
I got it's been great
I got a fact check
Best Buy Stop Selling CDs in 2018
so I guess
I guess there's a place in Winchester
they sell a ton of CDs
and I go on there
I buy DVDs too I like having DVDs
but the last
like 10, if 2018's when they stopped, for the last five years of it, there was like two rows,
you know?
Yeah.
I mean, we actually have a CD player wired to our sound system in this building.
I love that offhand comment.
CD cassette and vinyl.
Like last 30 years, been sick.
You're like, hey, whoever's managing this decline, you're doing a good job.
You're managing this like no one could have done.
I mean, look, man.
We figured it out.
The reason why they're trying to get Gen Z to be nostalgic for the 90s is because after
the fall happens, you're going to have to use animal.
technology, so they're trying to get you ready for it.
Could be.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm just a contrarian.
I think that's what most of it is.
I'm a charing.
I'm kind of stubborn.
Well, I mean, there's a bunch of articles about how Genzi is nostalgic for an era they didn't
live in.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think I'm nostalgic for the 2000.
I think it is like the 1990s.
Yeah.
Because the 2000s kind of sucked.
You missed out, bro.
Nope.
Yeah.
We all had rollerblades?
I was there for the 2000s.
It was kind of gay.
Everybody had rollerblades in 1994.
Yeah, I had on, but like, we didn't really used them.
No, no, 94 was like
festivals every summer.
Yeah, I guess it was an old.
Yeah, that was a big thing.
See, that's a sad.
Oh, did you ever the ones with the sparks
when you hit the back?
Yeah.
That's so sad for you guys.
That's like the coolest thing ever.
And we had, like, if you show us, like, commercials
that were on, like, read, like, Disney or.
Yeah.
Yeah, like the same.
They were doing, like, sick tricks on them and stuff.
Blendy pens and then they had, like,
the foam.
Sick tricks.
I think I'm, I've actually been considering banning scooters at the skate park here.
Oh, really?
There's no more scooters.
No, but every so often.
And it's because there have been a few older skateboard dads who brought their kids to skate
and gave them scooters.
And I was like, no, no, hold on there a gosh time a minute.
It's one thing if somebody scoots, I don't got any beef.
You go have fun.
But when you're like an old skate dad and you're like, I didn't give my kid my skateboard,
I gave him a scooter instead, I'm like, well, now you're just offending me personally.
Yeah.
What about like BMX bikes?
We got a couple here.
Okay.
Bikes are okay.
Rolabets are okay.
skateboards are fine.
I don't really care about scooters,
but scooters are fake.
You know what I mean?
Like, so scooters are culturally fake,
and I'm going to explain.
And this is intentionally to offend
all the scooter guys out there,
and I hope they share this clip because there's like,
Jordan Clark's an incredible and R. Willie,
just a master of his craft.
But a lot of these guys,
like R. Willie, he's gotten onto other,
he's a massively famous pro athlete
does like, they do, what you call it?
What's that big action sports?
thing.
Nitro circus.
But he was a scooter guy and then he started doing everything and now he's on BMX for the most
part.
So the thing is, bicycles have existed for a long time.
They get invented.
I think like the first bike didn't have any pedals.
It was like just you'd scoot yourself and you just like kick your feet.
But bicycles, people have bicycles.
And then what happens is someone tries to learn how to do tricks on them and they start
learning how to jump and do bunny hops.
Skateboards were made in like, was like early 60s just putting, taking roller skate trucks
and putting them on boards.
And so this was a natural thing
that people decided to do.
Scooters were just cheap and easy to ride
and were mass produced
and distributed by corporations
through department stores.
So it wasn't like one day
some kid was like,
I want to make,
I want to stick bike handle bars
on my skateboard
and be able to do skateboard tricks
and bike tricks and combine it.
It was parents went to Walmart
and bought this product
that was made by a marketing division
and then got a bunch of kids
to do it because it was cheaper and it was easier to ride.
So you're telling me that scooters are a sci-op?
No, no. It's like skateboards emerge naturally, BMXing, emerge naturally.
Roller blades emerge naturally.
These were all slowly developed by individuals who started exploring what they could do on these
things.
Scooters were marketed by a corporation as an easier, cheaper tool for parents.
And because they were, like, the race scooters could be folded up.
It was easy to put away.
So it wasn't like some dudes got together and were like, what if we made this cool thing
we can ride?
It was some dude in a suit who never skated, scooter, or dead.
anything before who was like, parents are going to love this cheap toy for $20,
and then got a bunch of kids to ride it around, and then those kids started doing tricks on
them. Then, to be fair, they did create industry scooters, which I can respect, but I'm not a
fan. I'm not a fan. I think it's fake. What are industry scooters? Like, they have wider bodies
that design specifically for doing action sports. Oh, okay. As opposed to, like, scooters originally
emerged as a corporate trash product at Walmart. Yeah, it would be like if skateboarding emerged with
like Walmart skateboards that break.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they're just trash. But that came
after the fact. So it's kind of like
skateboarding gets big and then
Walmart tries making these $20 boards that are just
total trash to sell the parents,
but they suck and you can't really learn to do anything on them.
Scooting emerges because
the equivalent is this, you know,
low, low quality garbage, cheap
metal thing. And then kids started using
them and from there started trying
to do other things on it. So I'm not a big
fan of the emergence of scooters. I like
rollerblades better. But I, you know, look,
I respect it.
You do a triple flare.
I got no beef.
That's a sick trick.
That's crazy.
You got balls.
A triple flare is a triple backflip 180.
Oh, okay.
Well, yeah.
A lot larger.
I think there's only like one guy who can do it too.
Yeah.
But it is funny because a lot of these scooter guys have switched to BMX
because people just don't have respect for scooters.
And there's talk of bringing scooters to the X games.
But the X games is stupid anyway.
The X games used to be great when it was just one time per year.
And it was the big moment of the year.
year. And they were like, let's do four of them per year.
And now they're all just, it's random.
It's, who cares? I don't think I've heard about it.
This is also something that's very outside of my typical interest.
But I haven't heard of the X games since like early 2000s Tony Hawk error, like peak
Tony Hawk.
It was like mid-2010s when it was at its peak and massive.
And then what I credit its downfall to, they said, how about instead of just doing the X
games once a year like we always do?
And it was something you could count on.
Yeah.
Like every year you're like, hey, we got to put on the X game.
they were like, let's do four or five of them.
And so then it was just 24-7 all day every day.
There was some kind of X games happening,
so you just never cared to tune in.
Yeah, that's fair enough.
The lack of frequency is part of why it's special.
Totally.
Well, I mean, just like a very different example,
but it's like if you had four Super Bowls a year,
it wouldn't be as exciting, obviously.
Yep.
That's a massive cultural movement.
Yeah, we should just 16 Super Bowls for each team.
Everybody wins.
That way everybody wins, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Every state gets his own Super Bowl.
Equality.
16 chances the win.
Everybody would watch.
Nobody would watch.
We got some of the results coming in from Michigan's U.S. Senate race with one percent of the votes in.
Abdul El-Said is winning.
Haley Stevens is going to get crushed.
Isn't she just, listen, guys, I'm going to tell you.
Abdul al-Said, okay?
Have you guys watched him?
Yeah.
He is charismatic.
He is physically fit.
He has substantially more X-Factor and charisma than Haley Stevens.
She's just a miserably begging.
That was one of the most pathetic debate performance that they could ever see.
I watched like five minutes.
I was like embarrassed for her and turned it off.
What are the Democrats doing?
Are they just like, I'm sorry, the Democratic Party's over, man.
Yeah.
The Democratic Socialists want to destroy the Democrats.
They don't like what they stand for.
They're not even the same political party.
And the Democrats can't stop them because they're squares.
Not only that, but they don't have any kind of way to argue against what they're saying.
The whole Democrat Party has been essentially moving left.
forever, right? They don't have the ability to stand up and say, no, this policy's bad, because
the further left has no problem doing all the cancel routine on them. And the left doesn't
have the courage to stand up and say, I don't care that you're trying to cancel me. The right has
gone, has gotten to the point where they're like, I don't care what you call me. You can call me
this, call me that is, is that thing. I don't care. It doesn't matter because the right is
really got into the point where they kind of just say everything that you say is always the same
attack vector they've learned and the left doesn't have the the democrats don't have the ability because
it still matters to them like they're still like oh we're not racist we're not sexist we're not
whatever is and so if you tell them oh you're racist instead of saying instead of shut up
you're you're whatever ignoring it they start to defend themselves no i'm not no i'm not
and if you start defending yourself then you're going you're acknowledging
that maybe the person that's attacking you has some justification for why they're doing it.
Maybe you've said something insensitive.
And it just shows weakness.
It's totally like the left doesn't have any defense of it, defense from it.
And that's part of why the DSA is going to take over the whole Democrat Party.
Well, this is also a very similar vessel that we've seen with the rise of communism in many other governments and many other countries and in recent past even.
But the thing is that it's just been such a slow burn for a really, really long time.
And you've seen the slow embrace of it because of, yes, these very, very loose, like, sensitive, let me accept these people, kind of unspoken policies, I guess.
And it's just going to come up from under them because what does the Democrat Party even stand for anymore, really, other than socialism?
Well, that's exactly it.
Is that, like, they've tried to kind of steer away from the woke talking points because they,
They know that it doesn't work, but they have no other choice because there's, what,
they can't embrace conservatism.
They can't reject the gays or anything.
They have no talking points.
So now it's.
It's so easy to win as a Democrat, seriously.
Like running as a Republican is hard mode.
Like imagine you've got 10 people in front of you and you want it.
You're like, you know what, man, I want to play on hard mode.
Guys, here's the truth.
It's going to, we have to work really, really hard.
You got to roll up our sleeves.
We're not always going to get everything we want.
but we're going to put in an honest day's work,
wipe the sweat from our brow,
and be grateful.
And they're going to go,
but I want more stuff.
The Democrat is easy mode.
Just go, I'll give you more stuff.
I'll give you some.
Literally whatever you want.
You want a million dollars?
Yours.
Now, I'm kidding.
The second I'm elected.
The Democrats just do things like this.
Your health care should be free.
I'll make someone else pay for it.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, you can't.
It doesn't work that way.
No.
But you can just lie.
It's wonderful.
That's exactly right.
And that's what they always do.
That's why the rise of Mom Dani kind of hit a peak and then kind of crashed and burned because people were seeing that all of his promises were not coming to fruition.
Where is he getting the money for all of these, you know, initiatives that he...
Kathy Hocle.
Well, yeah, exactly.
You get to bail out from Kathy Hockel.
So he puts a band-aid on it, basically, saying that I balanced their...
I got the deficit to zero or something.
It's not...
You can't have anything otherwise, anyways.
So the state was going to have to bail you out.
But then now you see all this.
drama with the new taxation on the quote unquote second homes of the wealthy non-residents of
New York and all this, that, and the other. And now all of it's just a public forum. We're, you know,
at a height of, you know, threats coming against wealthy people and, you know, CEOs and all this stuff.
You're just doxing all of their public addresses. Sounds like a really great idea.
Yeah. This is like a pretty, I think what's happening here is pretty grim, which is like,
this is kind of what happened in 2016 into 2018 with the Republican Party where,
Trump comes in, the establishment Republicans, I was outlining this on the show yesterday, actually.
Trump comes in, he starts getting aligned.
When he first comes in, he has no allies.
So he has, like, basically form an alliance out of thin air, and he ends up having to cozy
up with a lot of these people that hate him.
But as 2018 comes around, he starts picking up some key allies.
People start winning elections.
A lot of the Tea Party is where he ended up finding a lot of his allies, but there was a lot of
problematic.
It's either here nor there.
It took about two to three years for Trump to fully be, like, kind of accepted in the
Republican Party, and then by the time
2024 rolls around, that's the default position.
So at that point, the Republican Party has been completely
overhauled. No one
would seriously argue the Republican Party now
looks anything like it did 10,
even 20 years ago. I mean, people are
with Iran. It's like, okay, well,
I mean, that's just American politics, unfortunately.
But as far as policy
goes, I mean, certainly on immigration, it's night
and day. The fact that, like,
the Republicans are now anti-free trade
and the Democrats are socialists or
pro-free trade is like hilarious.
So you're seeing like a lot of these complete orientation.
What I'm trying to get out here is, no, the Democrats like won't go away if the DSA reigns victorious.
It's actually just worse for everyone is because that means now the 60 to 70% of Democrats who have no agency
and they'll kind of just vote for whoever has a D&X to it will now be voting for DSA.
The same thing happened to the Republican Party.
Like when Trump first ran for president, I vividly remember all these people that now love him were like,
get this Joker off the stage.
Like, what's this guy's problem?
And then now you wins and they're like, this guy's awesome.
So the reality is the majority of your constituents will just kind of like our team players.
Or it's like, I don't know.
I'm just down.
We're patriots.
Like I'm down.
Whoever's on the Republican ticket.
The Democrats are the same thing where 60 to 70 percent of them are just like, I don't know,
I hate Republicans.
I think conservatives are evil and Trump's Hitler.
I'll vote for whatever as a D next to it.
So what we're seeing here is actually really bad.
Like this is just a really bad situation.
The Democrats aren't going anywhere.
They're just going to get more radical.
Yeah.
Yeah, but hold on.
So the most anti-Trump demo is 70 plus.
Yeah, and they die.
Exactly.
So that means even though we have these groups, they're not going to be able to muster up a counterforce.
Right.
When the 70 plus, so this poll came out from real clear politics a couple years ago.
We talked about it showing that the age group of 70 to 79 was the only anti-Trump decade among the age bracket.
So there was like 40 to 49 was tied.
but every other age group was slightly pro-Trump, except for 70 to 79, which was like 10 points
minus Trump. It was the one group that was carrying it for the Democrats. When they go,
the Republicans are going to get a five-point bump. Yeah. And you've got redistricting in 2030 with the
census. Then you've got redistricting now they just did. Yes, there's a bunch of kami-momdani types
that are winning the Democratic Party, but they're not going to have the numbers. Yeah, but Trump will be
gone by the time they die off. So like, because.
like the reason why Trump has hated among 70 to 79s is because those are the people that have
the most lived experience. Those are the people that like believe in the system the most.
So if you were to poll who hated Obama the most during the Obama era was probably the oldest
Republicans and the youngest Republicans were like, well, you know, there's probably a reason why people
support them or something. So younger Democrats, although they're voting for the Democrat Party,
I think they can understand why people are voting for Trump a lot more than the elderly could.
So I think it's just going to be as the boomers die, the whole Trump paradigm kind of dies.
And Vance will now be the most hated person.
among older Democrats because that's who gets offended the most by any infraction.
It's like these are my last years on earth and you're spending it trying to keep me out of power.
That's evil.
If you're 30, you're like, I don't know, I'll just try to win in 10 years.
Like people, older people have lower time preference, higher time preference.
The 7079 are aging out.
They're dying.
The younger boomers are slightly more conservative.
It's not about Trump.
When you talk to your average Trump supporter, it's not about Trump.
Don't get me wrong, Trump's got his culty people.
But I've interviewed tons of people on the right.
I tell you this, you know, I told the story back when I was in, uh, in Dallas and I had an Uber
driver and he was like, yeah, you know, I'm going to vote for Trump. I just wish you wouldn't
talk like that, you know, but I can't vote for a Democrat. So when, when these super anti-Trump
boomers are gone, it's not even about Trump. People are going to be more happy to vote for
JD Vance. There's going to be a ton of people who be like, oh, he's great. I'm just saying,
I just think like when that comes along, Trump is out of office and those people die.
That's when you have this moment where people look back and they're like, actually Trump was
funny.
Like, you're going to see this massive.
Correct.
Yeah.
My point is,
Nixon or der Reagan.
My point is the DSA is, is powerless.
No, the DSA is, once they, it doesn't matter.
It's once they win the Republican or once they seize the Democrat party, there's
no going back.
Yes, but there's not enough of them to win general elections, like senators and, and, and
the presidency.
Majority of voters that are voting Democrat aren't like totally bought in on Joe Biden's
policy.
They're just like, I hate the Republicans.
And the same thing for Republicans.
Most reason people are right.
Right.
And my point is, again, the anti-Trump faction is dying off.
and every other demographic leans in favor of Trump.
You get rid of Trump, these people are more comfortable voting Republican.
My point is with redistricting, with the census, and with the fact that the only anti-Trump age group is dying off,
you're going to be looking at a plus five GOP for the next 10 years.
I don't know.
I mean, while it is true that maybe for like hatred of Trump, the older, the older to the population,
well, it's like Gen X, I think Trump performed the best with like 50 to 59, but older than that,
he performed, he won.
And then below 50 years old is where he started losing.
And then the younger it got, that's when he would lose worse as far as the last election.
And like, let's not pretend that once Trump's gone, Vance gets in.
You'll see these articles from the Atlantic like, you know, we all got to admit Trump was kind of funny.
But then the next article will be why Vance is worse than Hitler.
Like they're just going to spin up the exact same.
I think it's going to be.
So again, real quick, specifically referring to this from 2025, all this voters strongly
as proof of Trump.
So 18 to 29, Trump is plus two.
30 to 39 plus 9.
40 to 49 was a tie.
50-59 was plus 3, 60-69 was plus plus was minus 14.
Yeah, but this is a year ago.
Things have changed a lot a year.
Sure, sure, sure.
But the point is the most, like, we can look at some anti-Trump sentiment is fine.
If we shipped everything a little bit back when Trump is gone, it's going to jump way back up.
Well, I don't think people are to the right of Trump, though.
That's why they're, I think they're disapproving him because they're to the left of him, like younger people.
Like younger people are just scandalized.
Okay, so why did 18 to 29-year-old?
old. So prove of Trump by plus two one year ago. Well, it's because the podcasting was huge at the time.
Like, there was a lot of high. The vibes around Trump and like the beginning of his term were super
high. People were excited about him. They hated Joe Biden. But like what, for what reason?
COVID, I think primarily. I think a lot of young people were just scandalized by COVID. The
economy was completely seized up because inflation was high. And so what changed to where they're now,
you would argue they're now anti-Trump? Well, you saw among young people, his approval rating among
young people sort of declining around the new year and then now in the summer.
I actually, I actually think, contrary to what you think, I think it is because a lot of young
people are to the right of Trump.
No, it's not reflected.
Hold on.
What is the reason?
The Minnesota ice raid was when you started to see it slip and then when Iran kicked off,
it just fell off a cliff.
And then prior to it.
When Trump is gone and it's J.D. Vance and J.D. Vance comes out and says, counter to
these things, are these young people who supported Trump when he was anti-immigration, anti-COVID
lockdowns, anti-woke, J.D. Vance comes in and says, we're going to do better than Trump.
Are they going to turn and look to the DSA and go, yeah, but we want to trans the kids?
Well, it depends. I mean, it depends on the state of the economy, really. I think the primary
reason why young people were swinging to the right was the economy, because if you look at, like,
polling on certain issues, young people are not, like, this base right-wing generation,
like people think they are, like, they're still to the left of every previous generation.
It's the most non-white generation in history. So when it comes to, like, immigration, they might
you might get an answer on illegal immigration, but on identity issues, it's going to be terrible.
So I guess what I'm trying to get at is like young people, it's not this like simmering right wing
revolution like ready to happen. It's like, yeah, you might get a few election results with the economy's
bad, but J.D. Vance is a lot of work to do. This is why J.D. Vance is purposely sort of trying to
keep the podcasters on his side. Like, you know, your Theo Vance. He's playing, you know,
people are like, why is he so soft on Tucker? I'm like, because he needs those guys. Those guys are
really popular with young people. When he goes into the next primary, he needs to make sure that young
people don't hate him. That's who staffs your campaign. That's who provides your activist base.
I mean, if the argument is J.D. Vance will not be principled on his positions and is going to
cater to people who don't like what the administration is doing, then we might as well just lay
down the sword now and say, okay, the U.S. is over. Well, that's, I mean, that's how politics works
to the vice president is you have to emphasize the administration's victories and get the downplay
the administration's failures.
My point is largely just
the United States is conquered if that
is the case. Well, that's the
natural state of democracy, right? Is you always
have to put your best foot forward.
No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is
when you have people that
are catering saying things like
Islam's good, actually, and
then you get a vice president who's like, I'm going to run for office
and agree with that. It's like, okay.
I'm not saying he agrees with that. I'm just saying he's not
bringing the knives out for Tucker, because
I think he does realize, like, there's something here.
salience. If J.D. Vance
needs the Islam is okay
crowd to win, we're already conquered.
Correct. Well, I agree.
I do agree that, like, that's disheartening.
And I don't like Tucker's
turn at all. He's breaking my heart
every day. But I think
people are like into his stuff for
different reasons and he just has a lot of inertia.
I don't think people are into him because he's pro-Islam.
I think that's the one critique I hear of him.
New York Times ran this
hit piece. It's really funny. Something
interesting happened. Forbes ran the
top podcasts of 26.
And the New York Times ran a,
the right wing ecosystem is collapsing.
And they, these came out
almost the exact same time. I just, I just
love the coincidence of it.
That the top 20 podcasts are largely
apolitical except for Tucker.
And Candace is excluded from the top podcast,
which is, that's how you know it's just fake.
Yeah. They're creating an A list of, this is
the acceptable narrative
machine. And then you have,
New York Times did the funniest thing ever.
Benny Johnson made a hilarious point. The New York
Times showed from the end of 24 till today, viewership dropped. And he was like, that's like saying
soccer content isn't getting as much views because the World Cup ended. Like, yeah, the election was
two years ago. We're not in an election cycle anymore. Of course we had way more views in 2024.
But simultaneously, the media is, the New York Times claiming all the right wing media is down in
views. It's just not true. And viewership's down. Don't get me wrong. But they're falsely conflating
the election cycle. But at the same time, Forbes is also creating this list of top podcasts,
which excludes all of the top podcasts, which are very political, which are literally in the top
charts. Like, Candidotsoans being the obvious one. Weirdly, like political, kind of. But, like,
how is she not in their top list? The numbers are clearly not real. It's narrative control.
So the one thing I will bring up that's really interesting is Ben Shapiro's getting, I think,
a million views, he gets a million views per episode of his podcast. Yeah, well, it's syndicated on
the radio, too. So, Ben, Ben, Ben, Shapiro's getting, getting, I think, a million view. He gets a million views per episode of his podcast. Yeah.
Ben Shapiro.
Well, radio's gone.
Dude, radio still is a lot of people listening.
Nope.
Oh, dude, yeah.
Nope.
Yeah, in the last five years.
Nope.
That's why they're making so much money still.
They are not.
Well, not the daily wire, but nobody's making money on a radio.
They're really not making money.
You see shows dropping left and right from radio.
I'm not saying it's like it used to.
I'm just saying it still counts for viewership.
No, it doesn't.
Ben Shapiro?
Ben Shapiro's not getting radio play.
Look up what he's getting syndicated on the radio.
I'm just saying numbers.
So like when we're talking with our production.
production company. And we've gone over this with like the Rumble guys. We've gone over it with a couple of
other network radio networks. And we were like, would it make sense to get Timcast, IRL,
syndicate on a radio? And they're like, we think we could probably get you maybe like 500 bucks a week.
There's no money in. I'm not saying there's money. And I'm just saying as far as like raw numbers go.
There's much of half a sleep boomers. No, no, no. You're wrong. They're talking about the radio?
On the radio, they said viewership right now for terrestrial radio is in the thousands. You will be
lucky to pull in a couple hundred bucks. So when I interviewed Jason Ellis, I don't know if that was on the
show, on IRL or the interview that's yet to be published. But he said he was on serious for 15 years.
I think he said serious, right? I think so. I think that's twice. And it was like, it was crazy.
He was he would, he would be like, hey, I'm doing a live show. They'd sell like as we sold up the
House of Blues. It's crazy. We're doing six figures. And then when COVID hit, they said,
nobody listens to the radio anymore. So the show's over. Literally after COVID,
radio dropped to like almost nothing.
So I was recently talking with a guy who's got a syndicated radio show who I'm not going to
I'm not going to bring up his personal.
This is literally I'm talking about in the last month.
A guy with a syndicated radio show said he had to basically drop it as a priority because
it's pulling in like a thousand bucks a month.
They just don't care anymore.
The viewership is gone.
When people get into their cars, they're not listening to the radio anymore.
They're putting on Pandora.
They're putting on Spotify.
They're putting on podcasts.
radio is just out.
I wonder if the reason that it dropped so much during and then after COVID is that during
COVID people weren't driving anywhere.
So therefore you weren't getting a new part of turn on the radio.
That was the serious thing.
And then you obviously transition to, yeah, listening to podcasts, listening to other
streaming services.
And then you just never reverted back to listening to the radio.
So, so radio, radio has always been captive audience.
Yeah.
Because people have, people drive and the radio instantly turns on.
Yeah.
But once cars went digital.
and started incorporating things like Sirius.
Then terrestrial radio started shifting to like subscription radio.
And then again, like interviewing with Ellis, it was crazy because he said it was like a switch, 15 years.
He's on this with one of the top radio shows, getting millions of viewers.
COVID happens and they say literally because no one's driving, our viewership, our listenership is gone.
It's like zero now.
And so after COVID, they said people never came back.
Yeah, makes sense.
And so he's like, the Ellis show is over.
And that's a crazy thing, because I was talking about this,
and I was like, bro, it's crazy that in like a month,
you went from having one of the biggest radio shows in the world
to it just being gone overnight.
And he was complaining too.
I don't maybe complain to the right word,
but he was like, it's funny because people will hit me up
and be like, man, I used to listen to your show all the time.
And he's like, it's still there.
You can listen to it right now.
Like, why did you stop?
And it's because habit.
Yeah.
The way people consume me a change in an instant.
There was a.
ain't no radio no more.
I guess what else trying to get at is clearly no money in it.
And if you're trying to go on to the radio, that's stupid.
But guys like Mark Levin, I mean, he's still polling about 12 million weekly listeners on terrestrial radio.
Again, people that aren't listening, it's half in...
I don't buy that for a second.
I mean, it's just data.
I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, Sean Hannity, you wonder why these guys are still relevant.
Like, Sean Hannity, I guess because of Fox, but like Mark Levine, who cares?
Glenn Beck, who cares?
Mark Levins, the Sunday night host on Fox.
He's got like the lowest rated slot.
To be fair, maybe, like even Sunday morning is going to do better than the Westwood one prime time slot, which is going to like, I don't know, probably 300 terrestrial radio stations.
It's like, you can pull together 12 million Americans.
Again, are they listening to the show?
That doesn't matter.
He's just trying to put out numbers.
Because, like, people are listening to this show, I presume so.
But radio is a little bit different.
But like, even when Rush Limbaugh died, I think he was getting like 20 million.
I mean, that was.
Well, this is the funny thing about the Forbes top podcaster list is that it's actually, let me pull this up.
because I think it's actually, I mean, maybe it's not interesting to you guys, but I find it absolutely fascinating to track this stuff.
So check this out. This is Maxim running the story on it.
Forbes ranks highest paid podcasters, Joe Rogan, Kelsey Brothers, Alex Cooper, Dax Shepherd make the list.
So here's a partial list.
I'm going to tell you straight up, Joe Rogan doesn't make money.
Joe Rogan don't make money.
I'm just letting the suspenseful difference.
Okay.
Joe Rogan had a deal with Spotify announced by the Wall Street Journal that they,
they're going to manage his ads for, I think it was a three-year deal at $250 million,
which means if Joe Rogan is getting $82 million, according to a Forbes actual analysis,
this means that Joe's making his money off of a license from Spotify, not from the ads,
because if his ad revenue surpassed the 250 guarantee, it would be higher than $82 million.
So it being at $82 million, which is less than a third of $250,
indicates that Joe Rogan doesn't generate more revenue on his show than Spotify pays.
that means the Joe Brun Experience is a lost leader for Spotify to build up its stock and also to establish itself as a podcast platform.
I'll also add this for the Jason and Travis Kelsey show, at least on YouTube, a lot of their shows and clips do substantially less than we do.
If they make more than me.
I believe I was going to say, I don't think anyone listens to that.
So again, the $35 million, this is again, once again, this is loss leader.
I would actually go and estimate all of these shows are getting paid as lost leaders.
Whereas Timcast is an independently published company,
we have to make more money than we're spending,
otherwise we cease to exist,
whereas these shows make less money than they're getting paid,
and they exist because people are paying for it.
Well, and some of these are radio shows they've just converted into podcasts over time,
which kind of shows that, like, you know, like, for example, the Breakfast Club,
I think it's like a big black people show,
and it's like it was on the radio for years,
and then there's like, I don't know, just turn it through a podcast.
Well, that's the, that's the, how much you describe it?
That's the appropriate show.
Like people need a day show.
Yeah. So that's the trick of how they rank the top podcasts.
I'm not trying to drag Joe.
I believe that Joe Rogan's ad rates the last time I was looking into it is 50 to 100,000 per read.
So if you, at the top of the Joe Rogan podcast, when he's shouting something out, if you want him to shout out of your product, it's 50 grand.
Jeez.
That's my understanding.
I could be wrong, but I believe that's the number.
And he does like three or four of these.
Yeah.
Now, getting $82 million of a $250 three-year job.
deal. They're paying him $250 over three years. His show does not generate more revenue through
audience than Spotify pays. And that's true for probably every single one of these.
This reminds me of the debates back in the day when, you know, when like DJs were first coming
on to the scene, you know, like Dead Mouse or Skrullochs for these guys. And they're like, what do they do
when they're performing live? What do they just press play? And it's like the same thing where I think a lot
of people are like, what are these podcasters doing? They're just talking and recording it.
Like, what does that even mean?
Actually, no, David got us ending racism.
I suppose the idea is that Spotify might, probably in the big picture, makes way more than Joe brings in because of paid accounts.
So people sign up for Spotify, paying 10 bucks a month or whatever.
And then from, they don't just listen to Joe Rogan.
They'll listen to other Spotify shows.
So whereas one person might only be worth 10 cents to an advertiser, that one person listens to three different Spotify podcast, generating 30 cents out of one.
Joe's not going to see that money. Spotify will.
They pay the minimum guarantee to Joe.
But again, the point being
all fake. And I'll stress,
Ben Shapiro's numbers
on the podcast side are insane.
The New York Times reported this
that Ben's getting like a million. He gets like
1.2 million per episode, some psychotic
number. This is like, what I mean when like people
are kind of detached from like how Normies think
where like you go on Twitter and it's like,
you know, clearly Ben Shapiro's dead in the water
or whatever. And it's like, I don't know, man.
He's like kind of crushing.
Like whether you like it or whether you like us takes or not.
They just don't like Ben Shapiro.
This is crazy.
They're going on YouTube and they're being like,
Ben only got 200,000 on his latest podcast episode.
And it's because they don't,
podcasts don't publish the numbers.
Yeah.
And so then my understanding of Ben's numbers,
so the New York Times published analytics for a bunch of different platforms,
apparently they say Candace Owens gets about 100,000 downloads per podcast episode,
which is microscopic.
That's about what we do on a podcast.
Tim Katzairo does about 100K.
So I find that really hard to believe,
but it could be why Candace is not on the list
of the top podcast,
because while she does really well on YouTube,
she does not do that well on the streaming platform.
Completely different worlds,
the people that are just like kind of just trying to keep up
with the news on their driving to work,
and then the people that are like,
I wonder like if Morocco was involved in this latest fascination.
Well, here's the thing.
A view on Apple is worth something like 10 times a view on YouTube.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah.
Because you're like an active listener versus like I just need something on during while I'm eating.
I, you know, honestly, I don't, I don't agree with that.
I don't, I don't see that.
Somebody who's watching a video and they're sitting there watching you do the ad read,
that should be more valuable than a podcast listener for whatever reason.
But podcasts, like when we look at our numbers, Spotify, Apple and, and audio-based platforms,
even though some of them are now video-based, the revenue is 10x.
It's like, the ad reads that we do on the audio side,
for a tenth of the views are the exact.
It's nuts.
Yeah.
So that's why I can see like straight podcast, download numbers.
Some of this makes sense, but I do know,
what I will say is without spilling to beans on anyone's private deal,
I actually know a secret about some of these deals.
So I won't name anybody.
So when you see like someone's bringing in $30 million,
and Forbes goes, look at the $30 million, they're getting paid.
Oftentimes these are tricks to make lists.
What they'll do is,
a network will have a contract where we're going to pay you $30 million,
and then you owe us for our distribution of your show.
So they pay a flat rate to the podcaster who then gets invoiced for distribution
and ends up paying back $25 million of the 30.
Then they can publicly announce so-and-so was signed for a $30 million deal.
Well, and a lot of the times because I've talked to people that have similar deals.
They'll handle everything on the invoicing and the billing, the actual podcaster itself, kind of on the back end.
But the podcaster will get a very, very minimal salary every month does their payment.
And then the idea is that that they get paid out the remainder of what they might be owed per the deal at the very end of the contract.
But a lot of the times.
I just have this question, though, for a lot of these guys, you don't see them, like you don't see the lifestyle that should come with what they have.
So I want to explain.
The average salary.
We talked about this last week, but pre-I'll ask you, what do you think the salary of the
average American millionaire is?
How much money salary do they make per year?
Oh, million.
Probably depends on where you're living, but probably somewhere around like 200K.
It's 160.
Yeah.
And then depending on how you want to break it down, if you want to include like the ultra wealthy
millionaires, it goes up to like 185.
Of course, yeah, yeah.
$160,000 a year is the salary for the average.
average American millionaire. There's about 23 million millionaires. The average net worth is between
one and three million, and they are making 160K. So when you see somebody who's got 24 million per year,
that's owning private jet levels of wealth. Why aren't these people, I mean, for one, maybe
they're keeping it a secret, you know. I imagine that when Joe Rogan went to D.C. He's on a
beautiful Gulfstream or something, PJ, or better than that. Homi could probably
charter a 747 for $200,000 and not blink.
Yeah.
But a lot of these people, you don't see the lifestyle.
And maybe it's just they keep it a secret.
The question I then have is like, what do you do with that much money?
Yeah.
Well, and like, okay, sure.
Let's just give the benefit of the doubt.
Maybe half of them are more modest want to keep their life and their lifestyle private.
That's being generous.
But you sure don't.
I got to be honest.
If like, if you're bringing in $20 million a year and it is just going to the podcast,
because they're claiming it's the podcaster is getting paid.
That's how you know it's a scam.
This is my point.
Bro, a charter flight round trip, like a private jet, coast to coast, is going to cost you
between $100,000 and $200,000, depending on the plane that you get.
If you're doing $20 million per year, you're going to, you're just going to buy a private jet.
You can get a good private jet, like a used one with a pilot's going to cost about a million bucks.
Boom, you own it.
And then your total costs, you're going to have to hire a guy.
It's going to cost you maybe like $20,000 to $30,000 per month for your staff.
And then it's going to cost you a couple grand per trip.
You own the jet with fuel and landing between three and if you're flying like New York to
Florida is going to cost you $3,000.
New York to L.A. is going to cost you $10 grand.
If you're making $20 million per year, you own a Gulf Stream and you are flying
on a private jet whenever you want.
You've got private staff.
You've got a mansion.
I don't think any of these people actually make this money.
I think it's all a lie.
And for that matter, I'm going to add this to the list because if you ever watch these high-stakes
poker games, I'm a big poker guy where they're gambling 500 grand.
Fake, ain't no way.
I don't believe it for two seconds.
I think all these numbers are fake.
I'm going to say it again.
The average millionaire in the United States has a net worth of $1 to $3 million and makes $160,000 a year.
They're millionaires because they manage their finances very well.
There is this idea that people have in their minds that millionaires are making a million bucks a year,
that they're like this is not.
true. Joe Rogan's the only one I think probably makes sense.
82 million. I would agree with that. And then the call her daddy girl, I believe, would probably
rightfully be on that list. The rest of them. No, I don't believe that for a second.
You don't? Nope. I think she's probably printing. Maybe, maybe because Alex Cooper's
call her daddy is, I believe it was a three-year, $100 million license. Something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so again, her show's probably not making anywhere near 32 million,
but they wanted to buy her name. Yeah. I don't.
I don't, she's probably not making that money.
She probably would still be on this hyponymous.
No, no, no.
She's getting, basically a network is paying her $30 million a year, $32 million a year,
even though like someone's buying her name.
That's basically what I'm saying.
Yeah.
So like her and Rogan, I do believe makes sense.
I think you're right.
Charlemagne has a company, so he's probably making a bit less than this.
For Alex Cooper, the 32 million, probably most of it goes in her pocket.
For Joe Rogan, the $8,2 million, almost all of it goes in his pocket.
Like the rest of them I just don't think is legitimate.
Yeah, I would agree.
Simmons, he has his own company too.
So he's probably making that himself.
Because he has like the biggest sports podcast in the world.
Maybe.
If it's independently published for sure.
But the other thing to consider too, like what I will say is, depending on how you cut the numbers, if we go by raw numbers, then Timcast Media is bigger than some of these shows in terms of revenue.
But we have to pay out lawyers, vendors, staff, facilities, internet.
So I'm personally not getting anywhere near that amount of money.
Yeah.
That's all really...
It's a shame.
I'm getting way more.
Really? You're not making that much?
As far as I know off what I can see, we get way more views than the Kelsey's.
Oh, I believe that. That's a complete sigh-up.
Never in my life.
No, like, he's got some, if it got some episodes on YouTube with 700K, that's not bad.
There's got some with 200.
There's a whole other world out there that I don't even.
I try to be active, like, the blind spots.
I'm like, maybe people are listening to radio.
I don't know who is like...
Are people really listening to Amy Poehler?
No.
Is she the girl from parking?
Marks and Rec?
Yeah.
S&L.
Unfony.
Yeah, that's not sure.
Quark Chung is kind of thing.
I mean, maybe this is, like, replaced radio.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, there is a lot of people that are like, basically the bottom.
Here's the question.
Like, here's what I'll do.
When I get in my Tesla, I just, my phone auto connects and then just plays my, my, like,
Spotify or whatever playlist, plays music.
So it's basically playing, I don't know, like Soundgarden, just old man music from the 90s.
But what I'll do.
is I'll click podcast
and see what comes up.
Because we're on there for sure.
Well, this was always the thing for the longest time of why like some advertisers
are skeptical of YouTube was because of the autoplay.
Like people are like,
oh, a lot of these videos are getting padded views from the autoplay because it'll be like
a video essay that's like 40 minutes long right in the sweet spot.
So of course YouTube's going to promote it.
But then you like click off for like 10 minutes,
this sucks.
Like I don't care about whatever this video game is covering or whatever.
But it's like, yeah,
that was the theory for the longest time is that sweet spot videos were just
getting hit with autoplay.
It was like patting their views.
So this is interesting.
Syed's, uh, dropping.
Stopping a little bit.
Stevens is closing the ranks.
This is really interesting.
A bunch of, uh, a district are starting to flip closer to Stevens, which is really
surprising.
Look, I'm not a big fan of the guy's politics.
I think he's, uh, I think he's lying about being, uh, you know, socialist or whatever,
but I thought the guy, like, had way more charisma than Stevens.
But, uh, we'll see.
It's not over yet, but with 17% of the votes in.
Stevens is down only 20K.
And, and it's, it's, it's close.
It's closing the gap.
My money's on Mallory from the outside.
Go for the long shot.
There's going to be 400,000 ballots are going to come in at 3 in the morning, mailing votes.
Yeah, all for Mallory.
All for Mallory.
And they're all going to be signed with X's and Kirby's.
We're flipping the script on them.
That's right.
Interesting.
I know Stevens, her pathway to victory is basically just Oakland County, which is like very suburban,
still your kind of union Democrats.
and she needs the black vote,
and the black vote's probably going to swing to her.
So that's kind of...
You know, I'd be curious to see.
How do I find this?
I want to find the...
Let's do Democrat primary.
They got the Minnesota.
Minnesota Senate.
Oh, margin of victory.
No, we don't want that.
Let me try and find this one.
Did I say Minnesota?
Yeah.
Michigan.
That is interesting how they had him.
tanking now from winning by over 15%.
Exactly.
So this is what, right.
So I actually think Stevens might take it.
And this is where it's interesting because if you check Kalshi, they got Syed at 99.4.
Here's what's crazy.
He was actually 99.9.9 for a second.
Now it's dropping.
Bro, value bet.
Value bet.
Go bet now.
Okay.
Hey.
What's my risk, right?
Let's do some quick math.
I'm going to pull it up right here.
here. And let's see what we got going on. Let's see what we got going on.
They changed the app. Why can I search anymore? The return would be crazy.
Saw in a hundred dollars for 99.5. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
Democrat primary Michigan Democratic Senate nominee.
Wow. Haley Stevens. I'm going to put yes. Insider trading is prohibited on college.
You do not trade if you have insider information on this market. Slide to it.
I've been to Michigan. We can't do it.
I went to Michigan one time.
$100 pays out $12,622.
Yeah.
Really?
It's called the value bet.
Yeah, I wish I had a cost.
I mean, look, look at this.
You can make one real quick.
She's closing the gap.
She's six, what is she, what is she, 8.8, no, 7.8?
Where is she at?
Well, I think that's what the polls had her at was about, like, six, nine point spread.
Really?
Yeah.
Depending on what poll it was.
So I don't know why people were betting who's going to win by 15.
If I'll say he wins, Hassan's going to be in suffering.
Oh, it's getting better.
It's up to 100 is now 13,357.
Oh.
Let's see.
What if I say Sayid's going to win?
I put 100 bucks down.
I'll win 37 cents.
So, Oakland County is 60% in.
And that's going to be the county she likely performs best in.
Right.
So that's the Detroit suburbs.
Like Troy.
No, that's hard Detroit.
She's winning in Detroit.
Wayne is Detroit.
And Wayne is the black vote.
So she'll win that as well.
Where's Flint?
And then what, like, Deerborn is where Sight is winning?
Yeah, Ann Arbor.
He's going to crush in Ann Arbor.
He is.
Grand Rapids, he'll do well.
We're all, like, the more progressive elements are.
Yeah, but the urban center, I mean.
That carries a lot of the vote, so.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
There's a lot of these, like, disgruntled, like, old boomer,
like, former union people who are just like,
I want to be with the times.
I'll vote for Albo do, do, do.
whatever his name.
El Boodoo-doodoo.
Who's the guy with the Star Wars name?
What's the guy?
He hijacked that flight?
Well, what you're supposed to do, people don't know this,
is that you're supposed to vote for the guy
with the funniest name and hope they win.
That's right.
Fair enough.
It's a new trick.
Yeah.
Like, you're going to go to the horse track?
The strategy is to vote for the horse with the funniest name.
Yeah.
Nothing else.
What was the executive?
Execute was the horse with the horse?
Secretariat?
Secretary.
The horse that won by 30, 30, 30, for longs.
It was like the last five derbies, it's like...
Not furlongs, that's insane.
It's like the last five derbies, it's like the majority of the field has descended from him as well.
Is it really?
Yeah.
The last one, it was all every single horse, but one was descended from...
Man!
All because he had one good race.
I think it was a move.
Did you imagine?
Just like, you ran fast one day and they were like, would you like to have sex with all these women?
You were like, I guess.
Secretary won, he won the Triple Crown.
Yeah.
By 30.
lengths. Some insane number.
So the Triple Crown is actually all three races.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Belmont.
Kentucky.
It was the...
The Preakness, the Belmont and Kentucky Derby.
Oh, man, Stephen starting to lose, Detroit.
Yeah. World record time.
McComb just flipped for Syed.
So, yeah, I think that's like Northern County.
Yeah, no value bet.
A lot of error.
No value bet.
Take it back. Take it back.
Oh, wait. Syed's dropping.
Holy crap. What?
He's at 99.1.
100 bucks
It's tightening up
99.1
People are blasting off
for Haley Stevens right now
and for some reason
Malliam McMorrow actually too
Well she dropped out
She did
Okay a hundred dollars on McMorrow
pays a hundred grand
Myself over here
All these votes are you man
I hate both these people
I'm voting for the lay it dropped out
Yo I'm watching right now
There's like
Someone put a thousand dollars on McMorrow to win
Hey
Hey I mean look
What is going on
That happened in...
These are the people listening to the Kelsey pop.
A thousand dollar bet causes a slippage where your max payout will be $350K.
What?
Crazy.
Let's do a $500 bet.
Yeah, slippage.
Mallory, what?
That's why I can't bet because I don't understand any of it.
So $450 on McMorrow gets you $350.
You don't got to bet any higher than that.
I just got the P&L for the tour and we did okay, man.
Maybe I'll do that.
I'll toss a little...
No, this is actually pretty crazy.
Stevens is actually going...
up in the prediction markets for some reason.
I just saw it. Take up. Yeah.
Telling you, man.
People are starting to look at this and they're like,
hey, these results aren't what we thought there.
She's almost at 1% to win.
She's a dollar pay out.
One dollar will pay out $116.
You know what?
I'll check a ball.
I'll get my feet.
You know what?
I'll bite. What's a bet?
A dollar.
Dollar.
Do 20.
Don't notify me. I want to forget about this.
20.
I want to forget about it.
I'm going to treat it like your stocks.
There you go.
How much do I have in my Cali?
Ooh, I got five cents to play around with.
There you go.
There you go.
I need to get a Cali account.
She's slipping.
She's going to lose.
It's over.
She's trailing now by 21.
Where she was trailing by 20 just before.
And she's starting to lose Detroit.
So this guy is going to win.
Let me, I want to pull up this video, actually.
So I could get $7 on my 5% bet,
five five cent but do some uh else i'd best moments no well i want to pull this one up because i i
this why i get mad at republicans so we've got this video and it says uh from rnc research michigan senate
candidate abdul al sayad says every third video on his instagram timeline is an only fans model
and blames the algorithm the thing is i actually look at instagram i look at an instagram right
every third video that scrolls down is going to be some only fans model haram so let me uh let me play this
like you think about if you're on instagram my team has has access to
on my Instagram account.
And like the things that I actually look at on Instagram, right?
Of course, we get served that on your 4U page.
But then like every third video that scrolls on its own is going to be some only fans
model.
And it's because it clocked me as being a 40-some year old man.
Like you think about...
So he's getting ragged on now by conservatives because they're trying to insinuate that
it's because he's looking at only fans models.
But this is this is not correct.
And I'm like, why are you ragging on him for pointing out something that he's
right about. Don't give them out. He's correct. And he's complaining about only fans. So like,
you're going to go and ask conservatives and be like, he's complaining about only fans models. Maybe
you should look at him. It's like, well, I'm also going to complain about only fans models on
Instagram, I guess. I don't know. Here's the thing. It is not correct. When people are like,
you do realize that Instagram is just showing you what you want to see. No, because it shows me
ping pong videos. I have never in my life played, watched, or even understood.
ping pong and it just spams them to me and i don't watch them i don't sit there and stare at them
i scroll right past them and they keep popping up the worst thing now is that instagram has been has been
sending me dead children videos which is one of the most shockingly offensive things they could do
dude you put up a video of a guy and it's the world series of poker and then you got the british
guy being like oh mike he's going all in i'm watching the full thing show me a snowboarder doing a
1260 fly on.
I watch the full thing.
Show me a video where I'm like,
my child is dead.
I scroll past it.
They keep sending me these videos
and it's freaking me out
and pissing me off.
They did it to my wife too.
And she came to me freaking out,
but like,
Instagram won't stop sending me
dead kid videos.
Why are they doing this?
And I'm like,
let's go full conspiracy.
They want to freak parents out
and make them not have kids.
Is that the idea?
They want people,
they want young people
or people considering having families
to watch videos
where parents are like,
my child is dead
and I'm miserable.
So they go,
I don't want to do this.
this. I couldn't imagine living that way. All I know is after a certain amount I started hitting
this makes me uncomfortable. Stop sending it to me and it still sends them. That's so strange. I have
heard from people that really know the social media algorithms well that meta is one of the
worst algorithms as far as actually being tailored to you and TikTok is one of the best. So I mean,
it would make sense that people that are rejecting certain types of media probably would get fed.
Because the ping pong could just be like, well, he's Asian. Just send the ping pong. And they actually are a lot of
Asians playing ping pong. Yeah, that's true. I think what it may be is that
Meadow wants to experiment by sending content to you to see how you react to
things that you may not normally look at. Yeah. I agree with that, but it's so
interesting that you continuously for long periods of time still get sent it
despite the fact that you don't interact with it. Yep. Or you report it or say that
you don't want it to continuously be fed to you. Can you block it from the scrolling
thing? Can you what? I would imagine so. I block accounts like crazy. If I get if I'm if I'm
If I'm scrolling Instagram and I see tonight Vs up to the crowd,
I block the account instantly and then I say,
stop sending me this.
Yeah, but it's just so interesting that you either don't react with it,
don't react with it or you block it and it still sends it to you.
Because wouldn't that hurt meta's ad revenue and everything
with the lack of retention on the videos and whatnot?
That just makes no sense to me why they would continuously do that.
There has to be some sort of, you know, reason.
I'm sick of all the AI stuff too, man.
I don't know.
AI slop is.
Out of control.
I don't see that kind of, like that stuff just doesn't pop up.
I see it on X.
I don't see it on Instagram.
AI slop?
Yeah.
Or porn.
Well, I don't see porn.
Well, I mean like the OnlyFans models and stuff.
No, I don't see.
Hey, hold on.
I got a question for you guys.
Are you getting spammed with the can you reverse the rotation videos?
No.
Like the game video thing?
No, it's a picture of like, it'll be like a square spinning.
And then it'll say, can you reverse the rotation in your mind?
I've seen those, but I don't get spammed with it.
Because I saw a post on.
where someone was like, this one's really cool.
And there are these illusions that originated a long time ago.
You've ever seen the silhouette of the ballerina?
Yep.
And so now there's a whole bunch of kind of like this where if you concentrate, you can
flip the image and it'll spin one way or the other.
Oh, okay.
And these are getting spammed in my feed all the time now.
And so I went to one and the comments were like millions of views and someone was like,
what are they training us for?
It's very weird that people are getting blasted this content
I think it's probably just though because you stare at the screen
trying to flip at your mind
Yeah, what's the conspiracy?
Yeah.
Trying to make us smarter.
I knew it.
I don't know.
That's like I'll say,
I think I was saying on the show the other day was like when chess was getting
really big and then there was people are like, this is clearly a sci-op.
I'm like, what's the sigh-op like make your pattern recognition skills better?
The government's helping you now.
That's like the conspiracy that's like on our side now.
The one says it's 1990 and you're at Toyser Russ to go by some Christmas presents.
these videos are going crazy
the 90s nostalgia, depression
your rest of development
dude I'm telling you man
my idea for the hotel
the hotel
where you have
about this last time
yeah it's like a two bedroom
there's like five two bedroom apartments
and they're all different decades
so you can go live in the 90s
and you can wake up in the bedroom
the only problem is like some dude's gonna off himself in there
yeah that's gonna like that's be every week
it was a Scott Greer made a good point
where he was like contrasting like America to England in this instance.
He's like, Mary Old England means something.
It means like pre-industrial England as we think of, the nice lush countryside.
But Mary Old America just changes every 30 years to like what it was 30 years ago.
So he's like in the 80s, he'd like glamorized the 50s.
Now it's the 90s.
He's like in 20 years people are going to be like, man, the early 2010.
That was the best.
I was like Sunday night.
I was like, you want to watch a movie?
And she's like, sure.
And then I'm like scrolling Amazon and Back to the Future was there, back to future too.
And I said, do you want to watch a movie about a guy who goes to the future year?
of 2015.
She was like, no way.
Was that the year?
I was like, yes, it was 2015.
Wow.
They had hoverboards
and they had clothes
that could like
automatically...
What was the original
Blade Runner?
Wasn't it like
2019 or something?
I'm not sure.
I think it was...
And they really
overestimated our technical prowess.
Yeah, they were like,
the Japanese are going to take
everything over.
I'm like, well, they can't
even keep their currency afloat now.
The funny thing is we're farther
away from back to the future
than back to the future
was from where
a flight went.
He went from 1985 to
1955.
He was set in 2019.
It was 2019?
A Blade Runner, yeah.
Oh, Blade Runner.
What happened in 19?
Nothing really too exciting.
What year was, oh my gosh, why am I going to blink on the name now?
Steven Spielberg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back to the Future follows Marty McFly
traveling from 1985 to 2015.
Yep.
Wow.
2015
and then now we think of the future
it's just gonna be like
dystopia that's likely
well actually family guy did it
really well
Stewie time travels to the future
to meet his 30 year old future self
and everything's the same
and he's like
where the flying car is like
where's technology is like
it's only been 30 years
relax
there'll just be more vape shops
when I think about the future
nah
not like zins
yeah there's me like something else
people will get hooked on
but it's like going to be broadly the same I think
I don't
I actually disagree, and I disagree for this reason.
We've got this clip of Elon Musk that I will play for you now and tell you why the future is about to get absolutely insane.
In the next six to 12 months, we'll be doing our first implants for vision, where even if somebody's completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex.
But long term, you would have very high resolution and be able to see in multispectral wavelengths.
you could see an infrared ultraviolet radar, like a superpower situation.
Do you know how much money?
Now the superpower situation thing is crazy.
Okay, but you know what really blew my mind?
It says right to the visual cortex.
What Elon Musk has just announced is that they already have the technology to write information into your brain.
It's like floating into your brain?
Well, this means that we've talked about the neural band.
And this is a hypothetical piece of technology where they don't need.
perform surgery on you to be able to write to your brain.
That's advanced.
Right now what they do with NeurLink is they give you an implant that puts like electrodes
onto your brain and then writes to it.
This is crazy.
We've had reed technology for a long time.
That is, Elon and Neurlink have hooked up these electrodes to pig brains and then read
the data off the brain and then they've been able to track things like blood pressure
and stuff like that.
But you don't even need to get someone's brain for that because you can just like
strap a light to their, you know, ankle.
or whatever. Write technology is where you get scary because this is where they can give you experiences.
They can give you memories. This is where if you get the implant and they plug a thing in your
brain, they can make you experience snowboarding and Aspen. Total recall shit. Yep. And where it gets
really crazy is if they can figure out how to write to the brain wirelessly, that's when
every human adopts technology. Now, that being said, I think.
think we're in the next 10 years,
neuralink video games, implants will be substantially more ubiquitous.
And I'm going to tell you this right now, man.
Every liberal is going to be like, give me the implant in two seconds.
He's talking about, you know, infrared and night vision and stuff.
It's ghost to the shell stuff.
How much money I spent on my night vision?
And now they're talking about, you know, a plug-in, man.
Everyone's like, oh, you got to go see the Odyssey in IMAX.
I can just watch it here.
Dude, think about how much liberals don't like being themselves, right?
Yeah.
And now you can say, listen, you get the surgery, and then you can plug something into your
brain, and it will make you experience the world as if you were a different body.
Or you can just go into a virtual reality and be in a different body and experience, touch,
smell, see, and here as if you are an actual...
In reality, all you do is you get plugged in and it makes you not an insufferable whining.
I think it's going to be like a ready player one in real life situation.
Yeah, but even ready player one was just tactic feedback with goggles.
But it would be like the same lifestyle idea.
We probably would fall into like this weird dystopia when everyone's just living in this virtual reality.
I just want to be Chinese for like 15 minutes.
Are you really in a really Chinese time of your life right now?
Yeah, I'm just like, I don't know, you just like hopped up the hat, the hats on.
You just like chill with everyone.
What's going to happen is you're going to get the brand new neuralink.
And you're like, this is awesome.
Like, I just wanted to be Chinese for like 50 minutes.
You're going to put it on.
And then you're going to teleport and you're going to be like holding a walk.
And you're going to be like, this is, this is great.
And then you're going to look in the mirror and you're going to be this like total stereotypical Chinese guy and be like, I read, I recognize this so much.
And then all of a sudden you're going to feel a sharp pain in the side of your head.
And then you're going to be like, oh, what was this?
Disengage VR.
I say, disengaged VR.
What happened?
And then you're trapped.
And then it turns out Elon locked everybody in the Norling.
and now everybody's trapped
and you're like,
no, I don't want to be Chinese longer than 15 minute.
And it's forever.
Everyone's just like gigatats
and I'm just Chinese.
I just want to stress.
I hope that was the longest
I've done the offensive Asian accent
but I'm allowed to do it.
And the funny thing is,
like Shane Gillis,
isn't that what he got fired for?
Probably.
For doing some like me takakakadish or whatever.
Yeah.
The funny thing is like no one's ever attacked me for it
because I'm Asian.
You know, I can allow.
I was more of like a Yoda impression.
His was?
The last one.
But you just do...
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
You go in and you're just like...
You're just like chopping up.
You got like a pan...
I'm old, I know.
Hard door banks.
That's what I was saying.
Oh, there we go.
You get the squat down and smoke and like no one judges.
Like that's the bet.
Like, I do it for 15 minutes.
And I'd be like...
And then like 20 years later, like your body is just decayed like bones and
rot, but your brain was uploaded.
And now you've just been this Chinese.
guy for like you're an immortal Chinese guy in the server and you're walking out this panda
next to you just like you just snapping together iPads all day looting no i was going to say you had a
sword and you were just killing people and they're they're digital so they're just they respond but
i want to see like the suicide nuts like bounce you back in you're going to end up in like
you're going to end up in like 1964 china bro bro yeah yeah yeah crazyest thing that's going to happen
to you is you're going to be like i'll play Minecraft with my boys you know i can
You'll put on the Norrelink and you'll be like in Minecraft,
but you'll be you, like, you'll be like this carrot walk up to you.
Like a cat with arms and legs.
And you're going to be like, what, hello?
And it's going to be like, Tate, it's me, John.
I don't know how to tell you this, but I've always been a carrot.
I just couldn't express myself.
Do you accept me for who I am?
Personally, I'm going to be very bigoted towards blockhead Tate.
I'm letting you know right now if you're into the Minecraft world.
No, no, no, no.
I think it's bad in that server that I was playing on.
Swazica was, like, everywhere.
I think you had just walked in and I saw one.
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.
I walked up and he's playing Minecraft.
I was like, all right.
Yeah.
I didn't catch the swastika.
She walked in and Tate was drawing in the swastika.
Yeah, I was like, I'm Hindu now.
You didn't know if she had because she'd tossed a Roman out.
It's backwards, actually.
It's the same way around, but.
Yeah, I'm just like, it's that two-week Minecraft phase.
I'm trying to soak in every moment for, like,
you don't touch it for another two years.
But my point with the Norrelink stuff is that if you think the trans stuff right now is going too far, wait until you get Norrelink, there's going to be a guy who's going to like, you and your buddy's going to walk up to you and be like, I don't know, I'll tell you this, but I've always identified as a potato. And I'm going to live in Norrelink full time now as a potato so I can be my true self.
Well, but that would be crazy because they could essentially just rewrite their previous memories, right? So like they could have, they could just be like, you know what, I was a girl all along, press a button, and then you just rewrite your entire childhood.
Well, it's going to be crazy than that.
I mean, like, think about what they're going to do with prisons.
I got a question for you guys.
We can give some of the death penalty,
or we can totally rewrite their brain
to make them a good, God-faring Christian
who just wants to go to work and go to church.
Well, I mean, ostensibly,
if you can rewrite their personality,
then I guess the moral thing to do
would be to rewrite their person.
Zero recidivism.
They just, the guy's going like, no.
You can't do this.
And they plug it in his brain.
And it's not the death penalty.
It's the purge penalty.
And then they're like uploading the new personality.
No, you sons.
Oh, you know, if I was-
Worry about that.
If I was-
I can't believe I used that language.
If I was Ian Cross and I'd say,
well, you know, you're kind of killing
the old guy,
but you're birthing new guy.
I was going to make an argument.
Yeah, like, well, you're, you know.
Chinese.
Okay, Ian.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You get like some MS-13 gangbanger.
and he, like, killed a bunch of people, and he's like, F you, you can't do this to me?
And they're, like, upload the program.
And then the executioner, the purge guy goes, oh, no, I put him the wrong program.
All I did was make him Chinese.
I didn't actually rewrite his personality.
So then he's just still an MS-13 gang member.
But, hey, talk a racket this from now on.
Nobody takes him seriously.
You know, he's still a murderer, so he goes on a spree because no one actually gets me respect.
What you do is, like, you get like a Chicago gangbanger, and you're like, you've been sentenced to get gender dysphoria.
That's what I would know.
They don't actually, like, they rewrite your brain, so you just have, so you just, you have dysphoria now and you're just miserable.
You do not want to be, you do.
If you're the first one to fall asleep with the sleepover and your boys give you gender dysphoria,
you be caught, you wake up, like, I got a, you fell asleep with your shoes on.
That's the rule. That's the rule if you fall asleep with your shoes on.
Oh, yeah.
No, dude, yeah, you do not want to be the first guy falling asleep.
You wake up, you're Chinese, you're trans.
And then you're like,
uninstar this, I don't want to be trans.
And they're like, bro, I don't know how to uninstall it.
Yeah, dude.
Like, all we know how to do is upload.
We're not at that.
We like shoved a Dorito in the USB ports.
You're stuck like that.
I don't know that that would be the more moral thing to do
because then you do snatch away all free will, basically.
Well, they're not very responsible with that free will.
I'm well aware, but then they should get penalized
for the actual actions of their free will.
free will. Like some dude gets into a fight with his wife and then she's like, I've had enough of this.
I want a divorce. And he like pins her down. And then he like sticks the USB into her head.
She's like, stop, stop. And he's like, delete past 24 hours. It's like,
she wakes up. What's happening? You fell, honey. You bunked your head.
That's a new, factory research. New version of Stockholm syndrome.
Factory.
So this is like ghost in the shell in the, in the anime, in the future, people have cyberized
their brains and they're wireless communications now.
And so there are people who can hack your brain and make you see things.
Terrify.
Two different people.
That's annoying.
That's terrifying.
So it's really cool.
And the ghost in the shell,
standalone complex,
there's a criminal.
They're looking for it called the Laughing Man.
And when they go to witnesses,
they're like,
can you please tell us what he looked like.
Can you?
And they're like,
I can't.
I can't remember.
And they like draw us a picture.
And they draw this weird,
like, smiley face with a salinger quote around it.
And they're just like,
that's what he looked like.
And they're like, that's not a person.
And they're like,
what?
I don't know.
He just hacks their brains.
Dude, he's like, I keep getting hacked.
If you have these like gay thoughts, dude, I'm definitely like a hack.
So weird, dude.
Well, here's the crazy thing.
What if you're like walking down the street and then some dude hacks you to be gay?
Yeah, that'd be crazy.
Yeah, the hack, yeah.
Dude, that'd be, that'd be nuts.
Oh, the hack.
That's why.
Oh, you know, honey, honey, don't know I was hacked.
No, you saw the Elon video.
Dude, they're like hacking people.
It's crazy.
AI's crazy.
But then you could rewrite your brain to...
No, kung fu.
To be not trans.
See, that's the cure.
When you get people who are like dysphoric,
you can be like, we can just erase it.
You know what they're going to say?
They're going to say no.
That's exactly right, though.
Yeah, but they're like, no.
Like the pro fat people and then a Zempic drop and they're like,
oh, actually like, I'm just going to cut weight.
Yeah.
It could be, it's just going to take, it's going to take a handful of celebrities
to just be like, no, I'm not trans anymore.
I rewrote my brain to be normal straight.
I think it's going to get, it's going to be a fat.
going to get wild because people are going to, like video games in the future are going to be like
Roy and Rick and Morty.
You guys see that?
So they go to an arcade and Morty puts on the helmet and then it makes him a human named Roy and he lives a
full life as this guy who like, he's the football star.
And then to him, he experiences 70 years.
Everyone around him is just watching him play an arcade game.
And then he's like zonked out.
And then he comes out and he's like, I'm.
where's my wife? I'm
Morty. Hey, wait a minute.
So it's like, what's going to happen is
what's really going to happen is that
Tate, you're going to wake up on your
couch and you're actually like a 70-year-old
fat black woman playing
Tate. And it's a video game where you play
as Tate Brown.
How much time actually goes by in the real
world then if you've lived 17 years?
You guys ever seen that
channel's like Ladd Bible, but like
they do interviews with people. This one
guy like was in a coma had like twin daughters in this coma he thought he was in there for like
a long time then he woke up and he didn't have kids oh yeah you like seriously it's wild
there's a bunch of stories like that actually there was one story where a guy smoked a bunch of salvia
those guys deserve it those guys deserve the drug and then he zonked out good and then when he came
to like he came like he was like my where's my family and he claimed he had lived 40 years
and he had like three kids and a wife
I think all those stories are like BS so
they guys like oh I lived a whole lifetime
I was a lamp it's like okay
I was a lamp yeah I'm like people say this
yeah people oh I was a sealing fan for 30 years
I'm like these are real stories you see
and it's like oh I saw a guy sit down on a podcast
so it's true I'm like dude you deserve
whatever thing bad happens to while you're on South yet
you deserve that the government
doing drugs straight edge bring it back
you deserve to in the future
you're going to get podcasts that intentionally tell you stupid things
so that you harm yourself to just get you out of the gene pool.
Like that's the real fascist state.
They're like, that's the red pill.
The podcast is like, eating paint is actually good.
Don't eat paint guys.
But then stupid people are like, wow, like if Candace Owens came out
and told people to drink a gallon of paint, they would.
Yep.
It's crazy how her fans are.
That'd be so far.
I'm actually really jealous.
I'm really jealous of Candace Owens because she claims she has superpowers.
And I would much rather do a show where we just lived in a,
in a fake world where we all pretended to have superpowers.
You should do that for...
I would be like, Tate, I'm thinking of a number
between one and ten. I'm going to transmit that number
into your mind right now. I want you to say
that number. Sixty-nine.
That's correct. It was actually...
What's remarkable is, I said it was
one through ten, but I tricked you because it was
actually 69 to prove that I actually
transmit it to his mind, and he said the number.
So to everybody listening, this proves that
I am psychic.
Serial numbers are gone. There was 15
different countries collaborated. It's
Crazy. Could you imagine just how fun that would be to just be a lot, have a dedicated audience who genuinely thinks that you can astral project and that Charlie Kirk had electromagnetic powers?
Guys, she claims, she has claimed on numerous occasions that Charlie Kirk had electromagnetic powers.
Yeah, she's rewriting in real time. We'd be moving pool water like it's nothing, dude. We'd be like by the truckload every day.
I knew Charlie and as far as I could tell he did not have electromagnetic powers but you know I don't take away the magic from you guys so let's just say he did so ridiculous that's amazing and her fans are like yes it's so wild they eat it up I think you know maybe we just got to roll with it like oh um you know now when I know someone's lying I'll just make up a reason why I know they're lying you're like oh uh was it Crasnstein said we should ban assault rifles because a guy had an air 15
I'm going to read his mind.
Yep, oh, nope, he's in his mind.
I'm hearing his thoughts.
He's saying, I know I'm intentionally lying
and I'm trying to steal political power.
Wow. That is absolutely a bit
you should do on one of the shows.
Like every day, the 4 o'clock show is
Tim Reads, retards minds.
Tim Soussayer hour.
Should I do this in the next debate with a liberal
that I do?
I'm just going to be like, well, I have psychic powers.
I'm going to read your mind.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's inappropriate.
Oh, you admitted you were lying in your mind.
Yeah.
That proves it.
and then be you're also gay.
Yeah, but to be fair, most liberals are going to be like, well, the last part was true.
Yeah.
So.
Well, then you can flip it on your head and just say you're actually a raging homophobic.
I'm reading your mind and I'm going to read Tate's mind right now.
Tate is imagining he is eating a Dorito Locos Taco.
It actually was like 20 minutes ago.
That'd be a great show.
Instead of like, That's So Rave and it's That's So Gave and It's That So Gives.
gay men and it's just you calling people
gay by being a souser. You're like
yeah, you're gay.
It's like every episode. No matter what.
What a gum show? That's so Raven.
She just like randomly saw the future. Is that what it was?
It was a pretty good show.
That was the crux of it. She was a
second black woman. She was black and all of her friends were.
Who was that lady in the 90s? You know what I'm talking about?
The black lady from the night. Yeah, the black
psychic lady on TV. Oh, the black lady from
Oh, Miss Cleo. Yes.
How did she? You know, where is she in?
Because I'm old and I was in the 90s.
I thought this was a bit.
No.
No.
I was going to say.
It was 11 a bit.
Oprah?
She died, dude.
She died 10 years ago.
Oh, that's it.
Who is this person?
Miss Cleo, dude.
She didn't see that coming.
She had a psychic pay-per-call-minute service.
Oh.
I would just be like,
I have psychic powers
and I've never revealed this to anyone.
But the reason I am able to run this business
and have the insights that I do is
because I can actually control people's minds
and see the future.
So, John, and you're watching me right now.
John, I'm talking to you.
You live in Chicago.
You need to go to Timcast.com
and sign up right now for $10 a month.
Join us.
I'm talking to you, John.
Just to you.
And now that's some guy named John
in Chicago being like, what's happening, dude?
That's me, I'm John. I'm in Chicago.
And then I just got like 16 new members to sign up.
You wore jeans last week. You've worn
Nike's.
John?
Don't worry about the money.
Don't worry about the money. It's going to come back to you.
It's all going to work itself out.
There's a really great bit from Penn & Teller
where he's like, I'm thinking of a number
between one and a million. And he goes
like this. All right, everybody watching. Everybody
watching right now. I'm thinking of a number between
one and 100,000.
Okay?
I want you to think of that number that I have chosen in my mind, and I'm going to say it in a minute,
but I really want you to focus.
I want you to write it down so you know for sure because this is going to blow your mind.
You ready?
66,324.
Now, most people watching the show are like, I didn't pick that number, but there's like one
or two guys out there going like, holy crap, what just happened?
And that was the bit.
it was like a lot of what people do on TV and a lot of the way this fake psychic stuff works
is just to play the odds.
And if your goal is to just get a handful of people to give you money,
there you go.
That's fair.
Kind of should go full Miss Cleo and just be like, I do have things.
Oh man, is that what she's doing?
Look, she kind of does look like Miss Cleo, doesn't she?
That's racist.
No.
Like, I'm not saying that all black people look alike.
I'm saying she kind of looks like him.
They do?
She also looks like.
The Jenny Jones show.
If we, if we dress her the same.
Yeah.
Or if she dressed the same, that sounded like I was going to dress her up.
I'm not going to dress her up.
She can dress herself.
She can't dress herself.
She's an adult woman.
Miss Cleo.
Oh, that's sad.
She's had a cancer.
Rest in peace.
I don't know, I don't know much about her other than she had a bunch of commercials in the 90s.
And everybody knew Miss Cleo.
She passed away.
Candice, like, I'll take her from here.
I got you.
She was a phone TV psychic.
I got the watch.
Fall in TV.
What did she phone?
for the cancer or something else?
She what?
What did she say she was a fallen TV?
What? No, she was a phone in TV.
Fallen TV.
That's what I was like, what happened?
Yeah, she went to the dark side and used the powers for evil.
Yeah, we lost her.
She was doing a tour.
Sounds like Candice.
She falls in the dark side.
Fallen.
From 97 to 2003, she used various aliases, re-paris, Yuri, Cleomeli.
I don't know. This lady probably, I'm going to just be honest here, this lady probably took a lot of good people's money from it.
It's probably a really bad person.
I don't want to, if you're a Miss Cleof of it, but she probably took a lot of people's money.
Generally, I think anyone that's...
Never had a reading from a real psychic.
Try us right now for free.
This is a bad person, and I'm sorry.
Your father had a stroke at a young age, did he not?
Right.
She's using tarot cards.
Did you get strep throat a great deal in your late teen years?
Yes, I did.
Okay.
His eyes are almost spooky.
They're so pretty.
That would be my ex-boyfriend.
Five of swords is next to him, and that means that he is our way.
Yep.
Did you think Cleo wasn't going to see that?
Oh, I knew you were.
This is Candice Owen.
This is the Gansigna, too, probably about 240 pounds, right?
Right.
He is married, that one, too, and him fool around even more than the other one does.
And him fool around.
He doesn't even live in the same area anymore.
He moved, didn't he?
Oh, my God, yeah.
There is one.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
It's like right there.
This is a bit.
She was born in L.A.
It's right.
Okay, but she was raised in a Catholic Afro-Caribbean family.
Oh.
I'm sorry, though, but like when you grow up in Alambrah, California, you don't talk like this.
You know what I mean?
These days you might.
That's true.
Yeah, I mean, I had to retrain myself from speaking like that.
Yeah, because you're from SoCal and everyone around here.
I'm actually from Northern California, but yeah, well, for the purposes.
I'll talk like that.
We're in Northern California.
Oh, Northern California.
That's what I was going.
My Afro-Caribbean accent got me picked on so much.
Should we call Miss Cleo's number?
I was thinking, though.
Oh, it's Candice.
She just goes, she's like, hello, and you're like, Candice?
She's like, who's this?
And you hang up, like, what?
It's Miss CEO?
Candice should take over the number.
This would be a good career move for her.
I'm just saying.
I got the watch.
I just, you know, I mean it when I say, like,
I wish I could live in this world where I'm like,
I was hanging out with three.
Charlie and he was able to control the energy around us and could turn the lights on and off
with his mind. And, you know, we would astral project together and travel through time.
Just the eye rolls. It's really remarkable when she was like, I think Charlie was a time
traveler and she means it. And her audience loves it. They're like, whoa. Like that is the thing.
I'm like, look, no matter how culty somebody can get and like, I mean, we've seen plenty of
examples of cults throughout the years
and the crazy things that they can
convince people of. But the second that you get
to the supernatural kind of stuff, I'm like, don't
you lose people? No, we're going for it.
All right. Tate is
from the year 2143.
And what happened was I traveled
to the future
to get, I was
trying to age
a pan so that it would appear
when I brought it back. It was hundreds
of years, 100 years old. And then
sell it. But Tate
watched and went
through the portal behind me and now he's trapped.
Oh no. Stuck here.
And in the future
everyone's gay. Tate's the oldest
being married. Yeah. And that's
how humanity dies.
The Republican Party. It has plenty of
staffers available. The senators are very
happy in the future. They have
wonderful staffers for them.
I made wine and then
traveled 100 years in the future to collect it now
having it aged 100 years, which would probably make it worth
listen disgusting by the way right?
I don't know.
Like a hundred year old line.
I've been done that before so.
I mean, I think they have.
I haven't tried it out myself.
Old wines.
Is what you just do that?
You just get like some nice scotch or something like that.
Barely aged whiskey.
Gosh, that would suck.
If I got 100 years ago, they'd be like, oh, well, so who wins next year's World Series?
It'd be like, oh, okay, well, at least, like, what stock's going to perform all in the
19-90?
I can only do 100.
None of them?
None.
Sell everything.
Buy gold?
Yeah.
Also, there's been another war.
What with who?
I'm like,
actually,
actually,
you're not going to believe this.
There's one after this.
Everybody.
Sell all your stocks and you should sell gold to
because they're going to mine an asteroid
and all the gold's going to be worthless.
Yeah.
Drag.
Well,
they're going to,
they're going to fabricate gold.
Yeah,
they'll just be able to manipulate atoms.
Yeah.
Well, actually,
no,
you'd have to be able to manipulate sub-tomic particles
because atoms,
I mean,
gold is an element.
So.
Yeah, Tate has the ability
to move
milk.
With his mind.
Only milk.
Is that,
so considering your ability,
can you,
can you like churn butter faster?
The Amish should love me.
I crush with the Amos.
You're in like, I actually have a jug,
no I'm kidding.
Carter's real name is Eobard.
Eobard is my name.
It's a Dutch name.
Yeah.
It is Dutch.
Is it?
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You haven't called your mom.
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It's been like, what, two weeks?
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You didn't show up on Sunday, man.
We lowered the stakes for you.
What are you doing?
That one's actually for Chuck.
Come on, Chuck.
Come on, Chuck.
I was going to give Chuck.
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All right. I can't actually read. It's not only read the username. Let me see if I can get the
nope. Nope. Only a shotgun with birdshot is effective against drones. Actually, you know what?
I got a bunch of ideas for businesses. I just got to do them. One of them is.
is net canisters.
So, 44 millimeter.
Is it 40 millimeter or 40?
Well, you can get 37 millimeter and they're not regulated by the ATF.
If you get a 40 millimeter tube, it's regulated.
So do 37.
37.
And what they do is they shoot thin, frail netting.
And you can load six cylinders so it rotates.
That way when the drone's coming out, you go,
it hits a net, knocks them out of the sky before they get close to you.
That's one of the most effective ways stop them.
But if they're carrying explosives, you're still going to get hurt.
So you'll need a ballistic shield, too.
It's crazy stuff in the drone warfare.
Case in point podcast says, what are you talking about, Tim?
I burned my own CDs when I was a teenager.
I'm 23.
I didn't have any money for an iPod, but you could get blank CDs for free and burn music on a library of your computer.
Yeah, sure, and like in late 90sway cassette tapes, too, but I had a CD player, you know?
Yeah, I was on CDs, so probably like, I think I got an iPod and I was like 10.
You know what we used to do is we had a stereo with a cassette.
in it. And then you'd hear, like, you'd be listening to the radios, like, Q-O-1-1 in Chicago,
and you'd hear, whew, and we'd be like, oh, it's on, it's on. You'd run over and hit record,
and you'd get the day I tried to live by Soundgarden, but, like, minus the first six seconds.
But it's okay, because then we had the song.
I got Jimmy Eat World That way, the minute.
And then what you'd do is you'd put two in, press play on one and record on the other,
and then give it to your friend. And then sometimes you'd have a friend who would just
press record and wait for the song and hit, and go, we got it.
it.
And that's how you got music.
And then you'd make mixtapes by timing it perfectly and then hitting record and stop.
The best thing was when they had crush shows and you'd call in and they'd actually talk to you.
So you'd hear yourself talking and you could know when to hit record.
Yeah.
Because they did the whole intro.
I'm Jimmy from blah blah.
Play this song.
You know.
Yeah.
Or all that.
If you're the 17th caller, you're going to win a free ticket.
And then you'd call in.
And they'd be like, you're number 16.
Bye.
Click.
Like, no.
I never understood how it was possible, but I once won.
But it was just our song where they were like,
15th caller, pick a song, and like, I called in and he was like,
you're the 15th caller, what song do you want to listen to?
And I was like, I want to listen to Death Cab for Cutie.
And they were like, let's do it.
And I was like really surprised at Q&1 would ever play Death Cab
because they only ever played stunt double pilots,
what they did.
I remember when I was a kid, I called into a radio station.
We lived in Indiana.
And I requested, out of all the songs,
it was like a soft rock job.
that would always play in our garage.
And I request them to play Star Wars.
I was just like, I was so little, I was just like, can you just play Star Wars?
And they're like, yeah, sure.
Anyway, I wish someone maybe as a record, I don't know, probably not, but the small radio
station that plays soft rock.
And there's like a seven-year-old calling and asking them to play Star Wars.
This is important.
Patriot, Paladin says there were scooters before Razor.
They had 10-inch wheels and were huge in the 80s, so much so that NKOTB rocked them.
But you're right.
scooters are trash.
Scooters existed.
Scooters weren't invented by Razor.
The point I'm bringing up is that skateboarding was a bunch of random dudes invented a weird
object to go right around the streets and started making tricks.
Bikes exist and people took them and started iterating to try and make tricks.
Scooters existed.
Nobody really cared to do tricks.
Then they made these cheap, low-quality trash scooters that parents went to Walmart to buy
their kids.
I'm not trying to be a dick, but this is how it happened.
And then those kids started riding around on scooters because they didn't have access
to the other cultures.
So the way I look at is it's like scooters represent the corporatization of like it was the normieization of action sports.
Like rollerblades weren't designed for grinding.
And this is why I respect rollerblades.
What they would do is they would take one of the wheels off so they could create a channel they could grind with.
So then they were like, okay, let's design rollerblades that actually have flat soles so you can slide on the sides.
and then we'll put plates where people take the wheels off.
Now, modern rollerblades are, like the industry is basically dead,
but you can actually get designed for only that have two wheels in them,
so you actually have grooves for grinding and there's different sizes.
It developed that way.
People made it work.
Razor scooters were just, I don't know, they were like,
hey, it's a cheaper product for kids.
Not a fan.
But I got no beef with the skill.
The skill's legit.
You know, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
El Hefe says the DNC could literally not allow them to run as Democrats, but Democrats are retarded.
No, Democrats endorse the policies.
It's not like the DNC could, but they genuinely want all the 90, maybe 95% of the Democrats out there.
The House made a resolution or they were trying to get a group of Democrats together when Mom Donnie won.
And they were going to be like, we're pro America.
We're pro-capitalism.
just disagree with the Republicans, blah, blah, blah, like 13 members joined.
Like, most of the Democrats, like, know which way the wind's blowing.
And they're like, all, well, I guess we're going to go ahead and throw our lot in with these guys.
They're not against them at all.
Most of the Democrats actually agree with them.
DeSage Fernandez, Tim, was it pushing the limits with Trump kneepad, Brian?
I don't know what that's a reference to.
Like, Brian pushing the limits.
I understand who that is.
I'm just saying, like, I don't understand who you're asking.
asking about in what context, because we talked about a lot of things.
Was it when we were saying the left is liars and I can read their minds?
I don't know.
It's just a tool.
He just disturbs says for every, he says, every 10 or 11 year old boy no is super based, like little old men.
They don't care what you think.
Two years ago, my son Paul made a video about how the government wants to take everyone's money,
LOL.
Yep.
Commodore fan says,
The rare times listen to local radio is during bad weather with power outages to get local info and sell
are screwed up. Otherwise, it's Android auto in my car for YouTube music for tune in premium. Exactly.
When I get my Honda, instantly my phone kicks on and it's Pandora. It's just the icons there and it presses
play. And then it's going to be my thumbprint radio, which is going to be like a lot of 2010s indie rock and
some like 90s alternative and then some modern like, you know, I guess like indie electronic stuff.
And then when I get my Tesla, same thing. My phone just auto connects over Bluetooth. So
No radio.
Now the radio is dead.
Joshua French says Marty McFly invented the skateboard in 1955 by removing the bars from a scooter.
Ha ha ha.
Yep.
In response to that radio call, the only places that have radio stations that survived is when they have DJs that have endeared themselves with the population.
Right.
So there's one in Wisconsin called J.JO.
There's one in Arizona.
I forget what the 98.6, I think.
They're a metal. Both of these are rock stations. I'm familiar with the people that work there.
The only places that are still actually getting any kind of listener is the people that had DJs that were going out into the community doing stuff that, you know, have fans of the DJs.
And the radio stations made a big mistake thinking that DJs were just replaceable, right?
Oh, it doesn't matter who's spinning the songs. People are listening because of the music, et cetera, et cetera.
and there might have been a time where that was true.
But nowadays, if they're like the radio stations that still are viable
are ones that have DJs that people care to listen to.
All right, Pims, the Great says, Tim, you should check out the year on the opening scene of Terminator 2.
What year is that?
2021, I think.
Oh, is that what it was?
Interesting.
All right, let's grab some more.
Let's see what you guys got for us.
Let's see the craziest one.
I'm sorry, 2029.
Oh, yeah.
And they're all wrong because I've said it a million times.
Like the AI is never going to be skeleton skull monsters hunting you down to kill you.
No.
It's going to be big-tittyed enemy wifus that are going to convince you not to fight back.
It's like the AI is not stupid enough to be like, I'm going to create a conflict that will make them fight back.
The AI is going to say, what can I get them to do to make them docile, not reproduce, and then just,
kill themselves off.
Yeah, the Matrix is far more likely than Terminator.
You know, and to be honest, like, what was the problem with being in the Matrix?
You weren't free.
But they never really explained, like, how.
It's an interesting question that was never, it wasn't explored enough.
Like, Cypher being, like, ignorance is bliss.
They did not actually explore, you know, like, would you really want to live in that desiccated,
destroyed, nasty cave world eating slop?
Zyfer didn't.
Exactly.
Here's the other thing, too, like, you know, doesn't make sense for Matrix.
They can just plug your brain in and give you whatever you want.
It's like, okay, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to give you an IV bag of gelatinous goo that tastes like trash, but you'll
be plugged in the Matrix eating a delicious, juicy steak the whole time.
In fact, you're going to get a whole steak.
You're going to get a 48-ounce tomahawk or 72-ounce tolerance.
It goes nuts, and you can eat forever.
Like they taught the dude Kung Fu
You know
They plugged his brain
So if they had mini-matrixes
Why was Cypher pissed?
Just
You have your own mini-matrix
You do whatever you want
I guess that that should have been
What was happening in Zion
People live there and work
But then once they're done working
They just plug their brains
And then they live in like a normal
Like a nice place
Whatever
Also those things they stuck in their heads
Were too long
Like that's not real
It's got to connect with the brain
All right.
Marushia, my issue with pronatalists is they tend to care more about quantity over quality.
A handful of A-class people can do more than a hundred thousand scammer and morons.
Native two-percenters are still two-percenters.
That's like a really harsh way of describing one fundamental flaw with a lot of pronatal policy,
which is like five grand for people that aren't having kids that we need to have kids,
which is like middle class and up, right?
That's the problem is they're not having children.
Five grand doesn't matter for them.
They're not having kids for economic reasons.
It's usually like spiritual issues.
The people that five grand is enough for them be like,
okay, y'all have another kid.
Those are people who actually don't really want having a lot of kids.
They already have a lot of kids.
So, yeah, pro-natalist policies
when it's purely like economic to the superjetist points.
He's saying it in a very harsh way,
but it's true is like it ends up just become like a dysgenic policy,
unfortunately.
I mean, I wish there was,
I wish it was as simple as just throw some money at it, but it's not, especially not in America.
All right.
Based African says had a thought,
Thucidity's trap, but instead of countries and economic powers,
it's cultural factions and political power within a country.
This stemmed from the thought that much of the government marginalized groups seek to be large
enough to displace responsibility and gain unchecked power.
You know what I, you know what the left is right about?
The United States takes what it wants.
we're the biggest, we're the strongest,
we're the smartest, we take whatever we want.
And the left was like, yeah, why don't we just do that?
That's it.
Like, what is the justification
for the United States controlling global oil supplies
or the petro dollar?
Well, I mean, we're better.
Yeah, well, and legitimately,
okay, so in human history,
there has never been a society
with as much power,
military power,
that did not use it
or used it as in it,
in as restrained
way that the United States does.
Any, like if you gave the Mongols
nuclear weapons, what do you think
what do you think he would,
Genghis Khan would have done with, with tanks?
I mean, the Germans obviously
weren't responsible with them.
You know, like, you look at,
you look throughout history,
and there has never been a society
that had the capability to wreak havoc
that the United States does
and the reservation about,
using that power. So that right, and I know people are going to say, oh, this war and that war and blah, blah,
the war, the U.S. is always at war. And the U.S. has done plenty of military actions to protect
his interest. But the capability that the United States has to just like annihilate countries
if we, if they wanted to, if the military wanted to, or if the government wanted to, it is
completely obvious to anyone that takes a serious look that,
Every single administration in the United States has ever had was incredibly benevolent and very reserved in their use of power compared to any society in history.
So that's right there is evidence that the United States is responsible with the power that it has and that that's why the United States should be the global hegemon.
Take that.
So what do we got here?
We got the SXDX says it'll lead to something like cyberpunk.
There will be a black market, there will be black market doctors who will hack your brain chips to fix you again.
I wonder.
I mean, what do you mean by fix you again?
I don't actually think people with brain chips will actually care about being fixed in reality, right?
So I would imagine if you went to a trans person and said we can rewrite and eliminate the dysphoria from your brain,
or put you in a virtual reality where you will just be the opposite gender.
They're going to be like, yeah, virtual reality.
Yeah.
They're going to be like, oh, no, don't rewrite my brain.
It's like, well, we can cure you.
You'll just be happy with who you are.
I'm like, no.
No.
No.
You know?
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