Timcast IRL - THEY ARE REAL, Aliens Exist Says Congressman, Artemis II MAKES IT Around The Moon

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

Tim, Phil, and Ian are joined by Avery Daye and Jorge Ventura to discuss NASA making history, Candace Owens calls Trump White House satanic, a GOP rep says aliens are real, Tim Pool goes off on new Animal Farm movie, and Vintage American videos go viral.  SUPPORT THE SHOW BUY CAST BREW COFFEE NOW - https://castbrew.com/ Join -    / @timcastirl   Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Ian @IanCrossland (everywhere) | https://graphene.movie/ Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) |  @trashhouserecords  (YT) Guest:  Avery Daye @AveryDaye (everywhere) Jorge Ventura @VenturaReport (X) Podcast available on all podcast platforms! THEY ARE REAL, Aliens Exist Says Congressman, Artemis II MAKES IT Around The Moon | Timcast IRL For advertising inquiries please email [e-mail]

The Artemis II mission has made it from the dark side of the moon. The blackout is over and they will begin transmitting data. And still people are denying that we've gone to the moon. They don't believe it. They think that this is a big hoax campaign that NASA isn't real. It's demonic. And that there's like this gondola that came out of the launch site. They say that's where the astronauts escaped to.

And they've been staging this whole thing. None of it is real. Well, I guess you choose what you want to believe. according to all of the reporting, they made it out and they're going to have new images, and there are, in fact, indications of specific natural resources, which we may begin to moon mine when we build a mine on the moon. I'm excited for that. In the meantime, Tim Burchett followed up on the statement he made last week when he said, if the American people learned about these briefings on aliens, the nation would become unglued. And he told TMZ, they're real. He has been

briefed. They came to him and said, they are real, that aliens and alien technology have been in contact with humans. And I certainly hope it's not the way Matt Gates explained it, where he said women were being kidnapped to be forced to carry the babies of aliens to create alien human hybrids. Okay, this is the news, I guess. The big trending stories. Donald Trump also pulled off a historic rescue mission involving what is like hundreds of aircraft, like 100 plus aircraft, to rescue one guy who climbed up 7,000 feet while bleeding and hid, activating his beacon. and they came in and they got him. It was amazing. Apparently the CIA was doing these decoy missions to distract the Iranian government

so we could get in, get this guy, and get out. It's amazing stuff. At the same time, I'm just, it's a weird place in the podcast space these days. The podcast that tend to do the best right now are the ones that are rooting against the United States. And by all means, I'm not saying every single one of these top podcasts, critical of the war Iran, is rooting against us. But some of them literally are. And they're telling people to watch the Iranian news.

media for truth, which is just crazy. But this is where we're headed. Whatever that means, any way you cut it, there is a campaign against the United States to diminish it, whether Trump succeeds here or not. So, my friends, we're going to talk about that and a whole lot more. Before we do, we got a great sponsor. It is pdsdette.com. Check out pdsdsdeat.com slash timcast. You see the headlines, you read the stories, and the impact shows up in your own numbers, balances rising, fees piling up. That's when it's time for PDS debt. minimum payments are designed to stretch debt out for years, and PDS debt has already helped hundreds of thousands reduce what they owe and take back control.

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but I'm going to say something. But joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more, we've got a couple of great guests. We've got Avery Day. Hello. Thank you for having me. Who are you? What do you do?

Who am I? I post conservative content. I was living in England for the past three years, moved back when Trump was elected, and I started posting because I felt like people didn't know what was happening in Europe. And that has spiraled. So now I share my opinion online. I talk crap on the internet about politics and people. Talking crap on the internet seems to be a popular thing these days.

And Jorge's back. Yeah, good to be back. Independent journalist focusing on illegal immigration, cartels, all the crazy stuff. Just left L.A. about a week ago where No Keynes got a little wild, so we were there. And just also finished a new report on the Iranian sleeper cells out of Mexico and the smuggling connected with the Mexican cartels. But yeah, thanks, Tim. Good to be back. Right on.

Then we got Ian hanging out. We got Carter pressing buttons. What's up? And of course, Phil is here. Hello, everybody. Let's jump into the story. We got breaking news. It's history, ladies and gentlemen.

Record breakers. Artemis II has emerged from blackout and radios Houston after loss of communications while spacecraft vanished behind the moon. So the moon's apparently real. I can't believe it. Shane Cashman most affected. Yeah. We, you know, I came the other day and I saw him and he was crying.

I said, Shane, what's wrong? And he was like, the moon's real. And I said, I know. And he said, no. understand the moon is real. And I said, Shane, I know. And that... Did he get into how bad it hurts? He started smashing things. He flipped the table over. And it hurts so bad. I was like, I know. Actually, I'm pretty sure. All kidding aside, Shane, we love you. There are people who still don't believe that we've ever gone to the moon. They think

the whole thing is still fake, even with this moon mission being a tremendous victory for the American people, at least, at least to give us this. If they are faking this right now, at least give America credit for doing the best fakes, right? Let's just celebrate the American... The deepest fakes. The deepest of deep fakes, indeed. In all seriousness, the plan is they went around the moon charting it, basically looking for resources because we are going to establish moon mining.

Yeah, I'm so glad I made a video about mining the moon in like 2007. I see things like 15 years before they happen sometimes, and people are like, all right, bro, slow down, get a job. I'm like, it's got to happen. But like we were talking earlier, you don't want to overmine the moon. So we got to be careful. You don't want to overmine. Well, yeah, no.

Hold on. What if we mined everything from the moon and brought it to Earth, would that not change the mass of the Earth? Oh, could ruin the tides. Yeah, the moon is a big part of the tide. I mean, that's true, too. But I mean, like, imagine 100 years from now we've overmined the moon. And there's very, like, we've just ripped out, let's say, 3%. And it shifts the moon's weight and Earth's.

Earth's mass increases by 0.3 of moon mass. So we have to take dirt to the moon and replace the rocks we take. There you go. So let's, uh, we need large masses of matter to replace what we're taking. Maybe ice. Or Democrats. I was just going to say left is send the commies to the moon. All the things you have.

Some tortas, bro. Send the tortas to the moon, bro. Wait, what? No, we want those. Tortas? A fat Mexican girl, you want one, Tim? Oh, those are sandwiches, bro. Oh, those are Thorthas, bro.

Yeah, Tori, you go to a Mexican restaurant? That too, yeah. You see here? You know, language barriers. Yeah, yeah. Bro, have you ever had a torta at a nice Mexican restaurant? Oh, yeah. He's had a different kind of toorta, too, apparently.

Yeah, yeah, we're getting the Thorthas of the Moon too, bro. I mean, hey, Alex Stein most effective. Yeah, there you go. For Alex Stein. There's a, I listen to a lot of podcasts with, like, futurists and stuff, and there's just one dude who's like, totally, he's like, the moon had it coming. we are going to totally disassemble the moon, and we're going to strip mine it and turn it into a Dyson sphere,

which is basically a means to collect a significant portion of the sun's energy. Look, I'm not saying that it's a good idea, because I do think that the fact that it would affect the tides is probably something that we actually have to think about. But that kind of big idea is the stuff that people are actually starting to talk about seriously now, Like the idea of a million satellites in space that are part of Elon Musk's data center. He's literally talking about eventually putting a million satellites in space. It scales up so exponentially because drone swarm construction will be size won't matter when you're building things really.

Just because gravity is not an issue. Height doesn't exist in space. So you'll have a trillion drones all building this machine at once. There's a lot of problems that have to be solved before you can actually start doing this stuff. but look, if there's anyone that I think has the capacity to do that, it's probably someone like Elon Musk. So in keeping things in line with our culture war theme on this show, liberals are apparently mad that we're going to make a moon mind.

You could have stopped. Those liberals are apparently mad. So first things first, I made a video talking about how we went back to the moon. I got absolutely dragged. Apparently my entire generation, my friends, basically everyone that I interact with socially thinks that I'm the dumbest person. alive for thinking that we went to the moon, which is terrifying in and of itself. And then terrifying, because I think it's an op. The whole thing's an op.

The fake moon stuff? Yeah. So here's my thought, like, how do these people think that Starlink works? The honest question. Like, I point my disc at the sky and the good lord above the firmament beams down knowledge to my receptacle. It's strong opinions with a lack of understanding of anything and how it works. You know, I'm a moon landing believer, and I'll tell you why. I actually don't think it's all that complicated. Like, obviously, building a rocket is advanced science. It's rocket science, literally.

I'm just saying, like, fundamentally, a bunch of dudes in a room with a chalkboard drafted up the trajectory of being like, we're going to blast them up on a rocket and point them straight at the moon. And they're like, okay. It's $300 billion. Yeah. So a lot of money and resources that we're not going to do to go land on the moon. A lot of motivation.

Like, we were talking about this before. the show. Like the reason the U.S. was so focused on the space program was because it was a surrogate for for achieving the ability to send a ballistic missile to the other side of the planet. It was a surrogate. It was Cold War, basically part of the Cold War. The reason they wanted to be able to shoot rockets to the moon is if you can get a rocket to the moon, you can definitely get a rocket to Moscow. And not just that, the great fear that the U.S. was trying to instill in other countries, aside from the fact, A, we can launch a rocket into space and then at you was that we could have missiles on the moon. Yeah.

The idea was that if we went to the moon and kept going there, what could we have there and could we launch attacks from the moon? Because lunar gravity is not particularly strong. That being said, I have to admit something. And that is most businesses and even governments operate on the cost benefit analysis model. That's standard. And I got to tell you, if Ian came to me and. said, we should prove how great of a podcast we are by climbing to Mount Everest and doing the show there with Starlink. And it would be amazing. I bet that's a really great idea. It would be a lot

cheaper if we just made a fake Mount Everest set. Right. And didn't actually do it. We'd accomplish the same thing. So I do understand why people believe there was a motivation not to go to the moon. But I will add this. The functional reason, as Phil pointed out, why I think we probably did was the U.S. is sitting in a room and here's what I think really happened. They said, hey, we want to blow up Moscow. How do we do it? Well, we've got a bunch of rockets, but they're easily detected. We need a rocket that can come straight down so they can't intercept it. Well, how do we do it? We need a big rocket. It's going to have to go pretty dang far. Okay, how do we build and test for this? You think the American people are going to tolerate you building

a world-ending 100-megaton vertical drop bomb onto Moscow? You're going to, you're going to request's budget and people are going to be standing off in Florida looking at this thing you're building and saying, why are you doing this? And they're like, fair point. So what do we tell them? We're going to the moon. We go to the, we do some, we do some moon missions and that'll be the PR play so that we can build intercontinental, nay, planetary ballistic missiles. That wouldn't surprise me if we use the moon as a cover for a weapons development program. The Nazis did it with their automobile industry in the 30s. Everyone thought they had revitalized their economy by building cars, but they were building tank engines.

And so that's essentially what the space program was. That's what we're saying. It's a cover for a... Boy, has it backfired because now you have an entire generation that's convinced we did not go to the moon because there's like this whole operation against it. Because the thing against us and the moon landing is rooting against the United States of America. That's in vogue right now. You're 100% of your high percent rate.

That's in vogue right now. But the thing is like those, the people that are so so distrusting of the government, like there's a reason for that. lot of it, I think, is because of COVID personally. I think that the COVID narrative that turned out to not be true really did a whole one shot on a lot of people that it ruined a lot of people's youth because if you're 16, 17 years old and you have to be locked in your house for two years and you miss all the things that, you know, normal 16, 17, 18 year olds miss or do and like, then come to find out it was for no reason. You feel like you got duped. You feel like you can't

trust anyone. And so I completely understand why they're, they're so skeptical and so like, and then you toss on the fact that, to be honest with you, the government has lied to us a lot. The Gulf of Tonkin was, was a lot. Yeah, a lot. All the time. A whole lot. I mean, the government does lie, you know, so I understand why they're, you know, so suspicious and so skeptical. So, so my point largely is, again, if documents were uncovered that showed, we never actually went to the moon, that was cover for spending $300 billion to make planetary, stratospheric nuclear strikes on our enemies, and we wanted them to know we could do it. Because what the American people don't get, for the most part, on average, you talk to

the moon missions, they go, yeah, it was really cool into the moon. What do you think the Russians were thinking when they saw this footage? The first thing they said was, yeah, what are the capabilities that they could launch one of these things straight up in outer space and then come straight down onto Moscow? And they're like, yeah, they could. Yeah. They have built a missile that can go to the moon and back. So, that being said, if documents came out saying we never actually went

and there was a sound stage for the purpose of a cover so that we could build rockets to make nuclear bombs that come straight down, I'd be like, oh, that's entirely plausible. However, I actually think

if we can make rockets that can do that, there's not a firmament that's going to stop us from actually going to the moon. And I do believe the moon missions, there is a function for this. Was it viable to plant weapons

on the moon that could be used, to launch strikes. In the event, U.S. nuclear capabilities are destroyed. What if we had missile silos or a moon base or weapons that could be launched from the moon? I think the real purpose of the moon landings, to be honest. My conspiracy theory is when they launched the return, what was it, the lander, it launched out. They were testing whether or not they could deploy a weapon from the moon without needing a base. You could deposit a weapon that lands on the moon and relaunch it at a later date with minimal energy, and it would just fly straight towards the earth.

Are you guys familiar with rods from God? Yep. Yeah. This is a theoretical weapon where we launch gigantic tungsten rods into orbit that we can then turn and drop using gravity. That would have the power of what is it like 10 orders of magnitude greater than your average of your bomb? It was theorized, but they found that it doesn't actually have as much, it doesn't have

as much stored kinetic energy as they thought. Oh, that's not my understanding. was that with this? Because my understanding was that the amount of energy to get a gigantic tungsten rod into orbit was tremendous. And to maintain its orbit was insane. So they ultimately were like, it's just too much energy to hold in this pattern. But if you landed something on the moon, you don't need that much energy to kick it off the moon. So I'll just put it like this. I don't understand why, like just honestly, when you think about it, we have rockets, we have ICBMs. These have, I guess some people don't believe those exist either. I don't think it's

that difficult to just point it at the moon. Like they don't literally point at the moon. They, they lead the target. They go like this. Then the moon comes around. They looped around and they're coming back. I think it was largely weapons based and we cheer it on as like, yes, it's just because we're doing great things. Yeah, they're investing money into weapons technology and the like. I'm not so sure about now. I think that like in the past, yeah, it was this particular kind of iteration of the space program. I think that the Trump administration really does want to see America do inspirational things again. Whether it's a good thing or not is up for debate.

I will answer one easy question too. And the people go like, if we went to the moon, how could we've never gone back? And it's just like because we already invented the weapons from the sky. Like we developed these weapons, tested them, perfected them to a great degree. We don't need to make any more. This was never about just going to the moon for the sake of going to the moon. Yeah, now it's about building a moon base. Now it's about building moon base to mine, rare earth minerals.

and then talking about launching it back, you can create a rail system where we can mine these minerals. We can launch it back. We could use probably moon rock so it doesn't explode in our atmosphere and then we're completely energy independent. And if we get there before China,

because China's going to get there, they're projected to get there about 2030, and Artemis 4 is going to be, what did we say, 2028 is estimated. And so we're quite literally, so China said that they're going to land 2030. and their program is, they're looking to land 2030. So we are actually in a race.

In the AI race with China, we are now in a race to the moon because if they can do this and create this energy monopoly, it's whoever gets their first. SpaceX has also looking to get into... Well, they want the moon base also as a staging for Mars missions.

I will just add one thing. It's like a fueling station. I think they're going to build a slingshot on the moon. Mass driver, they call it. What is it? They call it a mass driver. Mass driver. That's what Musk's telling you.

It's like a, it's this gigantic, arch-shaped structure. And inside of it, they have basically like a hammer that spins around super fast. And then launches the object out of a tube using, you know, centripetal force. And the thing about with the moon, you don't need that much energy to escape lunar gravity. So, and because with Earth's gravity being stronger, it will drift straight towards the Earth towards the target. so we could be launching materials back relatively easily that we so we deploy we have to deploy resources to the moon for construction and for for a for a moon base we're going to have to have vehicles for return missions for humans of course but for materials they're going to launch them

like on a slingshot you could have that spin launch thing where you fire off non-organics through um a an accelerating magnetic uh slingshot that you would need it like a rail there would They may not need it, but you might be able to use it to speed up transit time. So you just wait until it gets right to, just like you said, lead the target, and then you launch it through this tube, these wings that send it like 10 times faster or a hundred times faster. And then you could catch it in a series of tubes. It wouldn't need that, though. That would consume a lot of energy.

They wouldn't need it. Earth has gravity. It's going to pull the object in. You might just be able. It would just take longer, but you wouldn't. Who cares? We're sending rocks from the moon. I don't think we're going to be like, it's got to be here by tomorrow.

Avery, you were saying that you pad the materials with moon. rock and you use that. 15 inches of moonroft. So when it enters Earth's orbit, the moon rock will heat up and blow apart and the product will be okay. Let's, uh, I want to jump. We, we were getting into a little this. I want to talk about aliens, but I do want to talk about this a little bit more because I think it's important. Candice Owens calls for extreme measure against mad king Trump. Indeed, she said, this is a satanic administration. We all realize that satanic Zionists occupy the White House in Congress needs to move to have the mad king Trump removed. All of our lives may depend. upon other countries realizing that Trump is deeply unwell and surrounded by religious fanatics

who have convinced him that he's a Messiah, we are an uncharted territory leaders worldwide need to act accordingly. I'm going to say this. Our top podcasts are anti-America for the, like very largely. Candace is absolutely now, she's crossed the line. Trump is the mad king who must be removed by other countries. Okay, fair point. She didn't say that explicitly.

But the implication is Congress needs to have him removed and our lives may depend on other countries realize that Trump is deeply unwell, surrounded by religious fanics. It's not just her, but there are many prominent personalities. I'm not going to name all the other podcasters. She's just one of the more prominent ones, so she's going to get the name recognition. But there are prominent personalities that I'm watching with these viral clips basically saying, look, they're basically saying the U.S. is wrong, Iran is right, and it is insane that that exists in our media and that it is sponsored, like that companies pay. for these people to keep running this content, basically rooting for the destruction of this country.

And I want to stress, I'm not just saying podcasts that are like, the war with Iran is bad. I'm like, that's an opinion that was always allowed. I'm talking about ones that are saying outright that our government is evil, that Trump is a mad king that needs to be stopped. What distinction, what distinguishes Candace from any other leftist now? Like, nothing. I don't know. Her base, which is the scary part.

They've gone so black-pilled, though. There's this sect of conservatism that is not the antithesis of conservatism. And they go down this black pill rabbit hole and they go into all these conspiracies and they don't trust the government so much that there's no distinction between fact or reality. Candace's audience is not liberal. It's not conservatives. No. Anybody who's like, listen, go to a suburb, go to a purple political suburb and you're going to find a bunch of liberal when they go, I love Candace. Anna Kasparian. That's why I said she's not a conservative. And I had, you know, Kylo was like,

what do you mean she's not a conservative? She makes a clip out of it. And I'm like, yeah, her audience is suburban women. They're not conservative. Blake lively's relationship is not a conservative issue, right? Bridgett McCrone, being a man is not a conservative political issue. And the drama of conspiracy with Charlie Kirk is only tangentially political. Yeah, I was just like in Minneapolis covering the rights and all the white liberal women that I met all lefties, but they all listened to Candace. And they all marched to that beat of her drum. I even saw some of the, some of the podcasters kind of in this space, also even sharing like a story that even with this F-15 fighter jet rescue operation that the U.S.

military was like trying to kill our own airmen on the ground. And people like shared that. And like it seems like that type of content is just on this algorithm. It just a joke picks up Joe Kent shared a post from Iranian media saying that the U.S. was trying to kill this weapons, what was it? What was it? Weapons officer before Iran could get to him. And he posts this right before the guy gets rescued and they're all screaming and cheering and celebrating. So the question comes down to, do you trust the Trump administration? I'm going to tell you this.

I trust Trump infinitely more than I trust the Iranian government. And it is crazy. Joe Kent's response. So Jake Tepper calls him out and says he's pushing this Iranian media source claiming that the U.S. was trying to kill its own guy. And he said Jake Tapper's job is to stop you from thinking critically, you should be watching American media and Iranian media. And I will say, I don't disagree, but I'm going to tell you, Iranian media is outright lying about everything related to what we are doing because they are in the business of being our enemies and arming people in the region. Now, look, if Iranians, wasn't arming Houthi rebels and giving militia groups weapons to kill people in the region. And, you know, erase all of that. Let's argue all of that may be propaganda. If Iran wasn't blowing up civilians in this work, maybe I'd be inclined to believe something that their government or state media had to say. But a fundamentalist country that marches in lockstep is not a country with what I would

describe as trustworthy news. In the United States, you have as much as powerful people don't like it. Nick Fuentes gets his message out. CNN gets theirs out too. And you actually have choices within the American population that will give you contrasting viewpoints. And for all of my complaints, we actually have, we've got Crowder, who is obviously more pro-Trump on this one.

CNN, not particularly pro-Trump. You've got Fox News, much more pro-Trump, pro-the-war. And you have Candace Owens completely opposed to it. So I'm going to say this. State media from Iran, I think is trash and you shouldn't be listening to it. Let me correct. Let me clarify. By all means, listen to it to understand what they are claiming.

I'm saying, don't believe it. Take it with a great assault. The Iranian people think it's trash. The Iranian population doesn't support it. They're working against its regime-controlled media. There's a big distinction to be made here. We should be listening to what the North Korean media says. They're trustworthy.

Crazy. America, good guys. MS now, CNN, not trustworthy. Okay. Fox, you got to know what your sources are providing. But in the United States, we've got so many days. different media sources. It's a smorgasbord. It's a pick your own adventure. That's true, but that doesn't justify anything the government does ever, obviously. Of course. And the blowing up

of bridges and power plants and this threat that he's going to obliterate their electrical grid. Like, we're not at war with the Iranian civilianry. And we're supposed to be liberating them from a tyrannical government. That's not, that's not real. Blowing up their power supplies is not the path. That's not real. We're all adults here. We don't have to pretend like the U.S. is trying to free anybody. The U.S. wants control. of natural gas and oil around the world, and they will blow up whoever they have to to get it. And if you're concerned about the war in Iran has to do with the morality of collateral damage and blowing up bridges, I respect that argument. It is a good argument. But the reason the Trump

administration or any administration the U.S. comes out and says, they hate us for our freedom, or they're slaughtering protesters, is because they can't come out and say, listen, we are going to force them to bend the knee. So they stop arming extremists, and they get their oil and energy on the global trade system. And if we have to blow up their power plans to do it, we will. But that'll teach them a lesson. That's the mentality of what the West is willing, or the United States largely, is willing to do. By all means, again, say it's bad.

They're not going to admit it. But I will stress, we're all adults here. We don't need to pretend that we're great heroes going to liberate the Iranian people. Trump's never stated a regime change to be the goal, ever. Also, the, well, they did a regime change. He did after they dropped, they tried to blow up their nuclear bunker. He said they wanted to do regime change. after that. You're going to love this. You know what a graphite string bomb is? Negative. So

graphite string bomb, also known as a blackout bomb, is a non-lethal weapon designed to disable electrical power grids by releasing conductive carbon filaments, graphite fibers over power infrastructure. He's not looking to blow up the power plants. He's looking to take them offline. These don't destroy it. But that serves the same function that Ian's complaining about. It doesn't destroy them, though. No, no, no, but taking them offline will kill diabetics overnight. Yes, but it's not the same thing is actually destroying the infrastructure. But what blowing up, blowing up bridges? That's horrible. Yes, but

like, listen, here's the thing. We're at war. No one, not technically. Sorry to No. Okay, come on. We're out. We're out war. The American government attacked them. Actually, the Israeli government attacked them and the Americans joined the U.S. So hold on, hold on. Are you, so like, is

us attacking them, does that makes us the aggressor started the war? Yeah, yeah, military operation. Is it wrong of us to have done that? Oh, God, that's a good deep question. Well, I'm asking you what you think. Do you think it was wrong of us to attack them? I don't have all the info of what was going on with BB and Donald Trump with the United States attacked Iran. Was it right or wrong? I don't know if they had nuclear armament capability. I don't know. I don't know. So I can't. I'm going to answer this for you. The United States didn't just attack Iran.

Iran has been attacking U.S. interests and allies and our troops in the region for a long time. And they've been arming groups that have attacked civilians. There were civilian cargo ships being blown up in the Red Sea by Houthi rebels that Iran was giving weapons to. And we did nothing for a long time. Obama's argument was appeasement. It was, let's cut a deal. And then when Trump said, this deal is bad because they haven't stopped arming psychopaths who are bombing and killing civilians.

So he cuts the deal off. And then Iran comes out just, we had a deal. And he broke that deal. Marco Rubio hit the nail and head with the hammer. We told them, you can have nuclear power. We don't care. But they weren't building above ground nuclear facilities like anybody else. They weren't importing energy like everybody else.

They were building deep underground bunkers to enrich uranium. At the same time, they were providing weapons to various factions that were attacking civilians. Notably, again, I'm going to stress this. Now, you pick up all your arguments about Gaza and Israel on October 7th, fine. After October 7th and Israel launches their war into Gaza, whatever your opinions are, that's fine, I'm not arguing that. Iran starts arming Houthi rebels in retaliation who blow up cargo ships unrelated to any of the war. That's why they are evil because they don't look at the war and say, we are going to fight you because you are fighting us.

They say, we will kill your families, we will kill children, and we will blow up your stuff and we'll blop their stuff. And so the U.S. goes, okay, these people are nuts. Right. Ian, if I say, I want to fight you, we're going to have fisticuffs. And you say, and then you put a hammer and say, I will crack card over the skull if you try it. I'm going to be like, bro. But if you attack me and you leave your baggage train unguarded with the women and children, better believe they're all dying. They weren't our cargo ships. They were other countries

transporting goods through the Red Sea and the Houthis bombed them because they were like, we will not let you have trade because you are at, because Israel's at war with Gaza and the U.S. is allied, we're going to bomb random civilians in the Red Sea and blow up their cargo ships. I'm sorry, that's, they're the bad guys, right? We don't have to support Israel or be happy about what they're doing, but the idea that the retaliation against Israel is arming psychopaths to bomb civilians. I'm sorry, those are the bad guys. And so the U.S. finally gets involved in a war with Iran. I am not suggesting we should have war that it was good. My argument is we didn't just willy-nilly start a war with Iran. I'm not happy that we're involved with it. I would like us to not be

involved with it. I'm concerned about the long-term effects. Gas is at $4. Diesel's at six near us. That's freaky and it's bad for us politically. And there are risks. But again, I think it was the Bill Burr joke. I can't remember who pointed out on the show that you can argue we shouldn't have gone into Iran, but to say there's no reason, really? No reason. I think Iran has been evil. It's just, it's evil. Someone comes to you and they're negotiating and they're negotiating with heavy power, but largely with soft power. So you give a bunch of gangbangers guns that's shooting up a school. How does that, how does, okay, now you're getting the boot. And that's what's happening now. Again, I think us getting involved in these things are, it's a roll of the dice. It's very, very bad.

It's very dangerous. But I will just say to the people who think Israel can trolls our foreign policy, Donald Trump did not discombobulate Caracas and then seize Maduro to get access to all of their oil infrastructure because Israel wanted him to do it. He did it because he knew the U.S. was going to make a move on Iran and Trump was going to regime change them. Again, there's these arguments and the propaganda. Oh, they're killing civilians. There's protests. The people don't like it. None of that is really relevant to what the military is trying to accomplish. That's a narrative that works for regular people who don't pay that much attention to be told, we're the good guys. I think any way you cut it, there's going to be collateral damage, which is bad,

and the U.S. goes to great lengths to avoid it. But we are the good guys here. Rant over. My personal thing, I don't think there's good or bad. It's like two power structures going at. It's like Roman, like, we're like, look, Ben and Ian become a client state. They're like, no, we don't want your peaceful nuclear power. We want our own weapons. We're like, then it's not been dying. And let's let me, let me correct that. Let me correct that for you. Let me correct that for you. So Obama said we're going to unfreeze billions of dollars and let you do your own thing, even bringing some of their oil by their choice into the petro dollar system.

They wouldn't bend the knee. They kept trying to build weapons. So then now they're getting the boot. No, they started giving weapons to lunatics who are bombing embassies and killing people. In addition to continuing secret weapons workers, I agree. Ian, if I go to you and I say, I'm going to give you your money back, you don't have to bend the knee. And then you pull out a gun and shoot a kid, you're getting the boot. It's not the client state offer.

They were supplying roadside bomb. in during the Iraq war and blowing up Americans. They killed like, oh, they killed like 300 people at the embassy in Lebanon in like in the 80s. They've been an adversary for a long time. And Obama, Obama tried the, we're backing off. We're going to unfreeze billions. The money is yours. Just, I think this is a good opportunity for a ceasefire.

And they were like, thank you, thank you. Make nukes and start killing more people. You can say, we said back for a decade as they did. You can say that it's a bad idea for the U.S. to do this. That's totally legitimate. but to say that the U.S. is just like, well, you have to be a client state, and that's why we're, and if you won't, that's what we're going to do it. That's just not, that's the economic hip-man model. That is not that representative, but that's not representative reality. Like, Iran has done

things in the past and has done things recently that actually led to this. Again, you can say that the U.S. shouldn't do it. That's fine. But the way that you're, you're framing the, the situation is totally not true. It's not that, it's not that they're just like, oh, you have to be a client state or else we're going to do this. That's not the case. They said put down your weapons. Basically, let us run your government. There's one single reason. There's one single reason to enrich uranium to pass the single digits. One. And it's only to develop nuclear weapons. We said, stop doing it, stop doing it, stop doing it. They did it. Iran is an octopus. Iran's the head and all their proxy groups are the tentacles.

After October 7th, Israel and the U.S. went after the tentacles. We went after all of the proxy groups, and they got weak and weak and weaker. And they felt it. Their economy was, plummeting. Their currency was almost near zero at this point, hit zero. And they were feeling it. And so they didn't really have any other options in funding their other proxy groups because they didn't have the money because their economies plummeting because of all the work that Israel and the U.S. did. And so they're backed into a corner. So they're backed into a corner and they say, what do we do? How do we get out of this? Race to nuclear. There's one single reason, one reason. only to enrich uranium past the single digits.

So the question that is, with Obama, his administration for eight years, going to the Iranian and say, we're going to cut a deal, we're going to unfreeze your money, we're going to give the money back, we're going to welcome you guys under the petro dollar system. Some of the sanctions will be lifted. You'll start making more money. They immediately started enriching uranium. That's why Trump got pissed. He said, now hold on.

We said we're backing off. We're giving you your money back. We're letting you develop economically. We're putting your oil in the system. And you immediately start making bombs. you're lying to us. I don't even feel a need to analogize situation like this because I think it's obvious, but let's put it like this.

Ian, you live on a city street and one block over there's a guy who keeps giving guns to gangbangers and they're shooting people with it and they're robbing people. And you go to them and say, bro, if you keep doing this, we are going to lock you down. We're going to stop letting delivery trucks come out of the street. You're not going to have any food. Stop doing this. And they go, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll stop. So you say, okay, then they keep doing it.

Then some kids get shot. So you come over and you say, okay, we're cutting off deliveries. You're not getting any deliveries anymore. We're not going to let you do transactions. We're not going to be like, we are shutting you down because you're giving weapons to people and we're killing others. And they say, oh, no, oh, woe is me. So then your boy comes in and he goes, listen, this is not going to work. Let's cut a deal with them.

Let's give them their money back, open things back up. And they start buying RPGs. And you're like, okay, hold on. These guys are currently assembling some RPGs. Let them do it. Are you asking me? Obviously, you don't. Peasement is not the word of the day.

So do you want to be like Neville Chamberlain or do you want to be Winston Churchill? They had their opportunity. They missed it. Who do you want to be Neville Chamberlain or Winston Churchill? I'm Churchill. That means go to Iran and bomb. I'm somewhere in the middle. Winston was a war man.

He was a fighter. This war really does boil down to a very high level question. And it's do you believe Iran should have the capabilities to develop nuclear weapons? Do you know? Okay, so then that's really all this boils down to. Yeah. I mean, well, how we get rid of it is a big part of the debate. You know, my concern with U.S. military foreign policy largely is around wanton actions, violence, collateral damage, but principally the failure of function.

And that is Iraq was miserable. Afghanistan was doubly miserable. obviously these moves against Iraq and Afghanistan for anyone who's been paying attention was a pincers strike against Iran because Iran has basically been funding all the chaos and destabilizing the region. Barack Obama's strategy with Syria and ISIS and was it Tim Burr-Sikamore, miserable American foreign policy across the board just all the time. And now you've got collateral damage in Iran. That being said, the U.S. is the most moral and righteous country on the planet and in terms of global powers. Historically, it is the most moral and it is the best. Certainly, you can point to things that the U.S. has done that are bad. I do it all the time. Barack Obama ordered a drone strike,

killing up Doreman Al-Aki. Al-a-Laki. And I think he did it because he wanted to send a message to the terrorists who will kill your kids. I don't think that was a good thing. I don't think it was a good person. I don't think that the United States is a pure goodness all the time. I just think that when you look at what China does, there is deranged psychotic evil and ethnocentric evil, evil, policies like with the rape of Uighur Muslims in concentration camps and forced abortions and things like that. Take a look at the conflict that's happening with Kashmir. And it's not just Pakistan and India. I don't get me wrong. The British were absolutely involved in that. Historically, it looks like the U.S. goes to painstakingly great efforts to be just, to be nice

to try and help people. But some people don't want to be helped. Some people are fundamentalist extremists who will kill you. And that was certainly ISIS and that was a largely Obama's fault. His I just look at the U.S. historically. I look at the communist historically. I look at the Nazis, the fascist, and you can go back way in time and you're like, man, the Americans are pussies. Like, I'm sorry, they've got tremendous, they've conquered tremendously, they've expanded, we've dominated, but my point is when I say this is not to be derisive and insult all that America is, it's the point out that we are not particularly brutal. We are fairly brutal, but compared to administrations of various governments past, we are the least brutal global hegemon.

Although I think the stories of World War II was that the Americans were the most terrifying guys to come into contact with because they were like a bunch of farm boys that would rip your throat out and they were happy to do it. That's what the stories of the Japanese tell. Maybe, but you take a look at the Japanese unit. What was it? What was it? What was that? 731. Was that what it was? I think it was. So you want to Google that? Yeah, let me let me make sure. The human experiments the Japanese were doing on people, it's nightmareish. It's nightmarish. Like the U.S. did not do these things. But the U.S. had no problem. recruiting them. The Americans were bigger. They were bigger than a lot of those Japanese guys. So they were like scary as coming up to up. Yeah, it was 731. 731, man. The Nazi scientists were brutal and did human experiments. It's crazy. The Japanese as well, Americans didn't do that. No, don't give me wrong. I'm not going to pretend Americans didn't all ever do anything that was untoward bad or wrong. Like we know about the Tuskegee experiments. Well, are we building chimeric alien life? This is what I, because this is another story. I don't know if we

have this queued up. Maybe that's what Epstein was doing. Ian's like, let's move on. Hey, look, I'm going to say this with all seriousness, and let's talk about aliens. I'm going to say this with all seriousness. It may be that one of the reasons they will not release the Epstein Info is because the children are being trafficked for the explicit purpose of alien hybrid programs. I'm only half kidding. And the reason why I say I'm only half kidding is, well, I do not believe that's the case

with Matt Gates coming out and saying that they have alien hybrid programs. And now Tim Burchett is saying aliens are real. If those people are telling the truth. And have you seen all the crazy videos of stuff in the sky that's been going on like then maybe maybe that's what Epstein was. However, I would put that at an astronomically low percentage. But let me do this. We got the story from TMZ. Rep Tim Burchett, aliens are real.

We've made contact. I'm going to play this video and I'm going to jump ahead. Let's play it. Are you talking about a form of life that is not earthly or just something mechanical that's not earthly? I say you'd be safe to say both. The way you described this, whatever happened and this meeting, this briefing that was happening, was there something that if we knew we would feel that we are in danger? You said you wouldn't sleep at night if you knew the things that I saw in these briefings.

Yeah. Should we believe that that's the part where it was seem alarming? I don't think we're at danger of this. I mean, these things exist as I think they do. they could have destroyed us with a blink of an eye. I just don't see that. And I think that, I just think, but I do think they have the technology and the capabilities of something that we can't understand or we can't grasp.

What I want to make sure I'm understanding is a member of our government has told you and others, I guess, that there is a form of alien life. and machinery, which maybe brought this living creature here, that interacted in some form with people? Yeah, they have. And they've, it's pretty wild. I know, I know. But I'm just telling you, I'm not going to lie to you.

I'd take a lie to tell you. You won't put me on a polygraph. I'll take it. But, you know, this is what the guy told me. I mean, I've had a very high-ranking naval official described. I've talked about this before. Underwater craft, something big as a football field, moving at over 200 miles an hour. And there's no fish in the ocean that would do that.

We don't even have a sub that'll probably do 40 miles an hour under the. And the last thing he said before he left my office was, it was kind of weird because he didn't go out the, he went out the side doors. Nobody ever used this. And he looked at me, he pulled me up close. He said, Tim, they're real. And that's the last thing he said to me. That'll be the title of my book, I guess. Matt Gates was involved in something here just recently.

He was interviewed, and he talked about this interbreeding thing with, you know. We saw that. Well, you know, that was a, that's a true story. That was a military personnel. I think that would be a good story to talk to him about if you all can do that. Right. He says he learned that from someone in the military. So Tim Burchett, aliens are real.

I got some videos for you that I want to play. And let's pull these clips in. We've got this video, which is weird. Check this out. Something falling in the sky. What could it be? It could be a million and one thing. It doesn't mean it's aliens or anything like that.

But check this out. You can see the point of impact. Just keep watching. You'll see it with the flash. Bang. You saw that? This is purportedly the crash site of where whatever was falling, landing.

I will stress, it's the internet. These things could be fake. This was in Jabun region of Indonesia. So, they're saying if it would have fallen in an angle, if it was a meteorite missile or space debris. That's not true. A UFO crash.

Well, yeah, literally we don't know what it was. But then we've got this video. Check this out. What my sili, my God. So what could this? that be? That's something breaking up clearly. Yep.

That's not a meteorite. So there's been a bunch of speculation that maybe what's happening is I think one of the most reasonable things to assume. With the conflict in Iran, Russia and China have begun using space weapons to blow up our satellite resources because GPS is military. Or the U.S. is blowing up anything non-U.S. that's up there. We are at war in space. We have a space force.

And some people are speculating that. all of these things people are seeing are not meteors, it's we are at war in space. We are blowing up our adversary's space technology. That would have to be a very sizable piece of equipment to make that kind of trail coming in and have that many pieces falling off. Like, it's not small. Like, that reminded me of one of the times that Starship blew up when it was returning to Earth. Was that, was that on return, that second video? It looked like it was on launch that it was breaking apart, but maybe it was just the angle of the video. No, I have no way.

Make a look at this. You tell me what this is, Ian. Poonish is, Ian. There's something that. There's something in the sky. That is weird. That's crazy. luminescent debris of some sort.

It's just staying there, though. Yeah, it's like a cloud of debris. Maybe it's like a cloud of debris. Lumincent maybe? It looks like a space. That looks more like a spaceship. Everyone's saying it's spaceship. Yeah.

Oh, they are? No, it looks like gas. What? It's like an airplane cut through gas. What? The lights? Well, that is, it's an interesting shape. It looks like windows.

Yeah. It's very symmetrical. I wonder if it could just be the light from the buildings on the roof is just hitting the clouds and reflecting back. Yeah. You know, it's a video, a grainy video. They might be working with that sound, the discombobulator sound tech from orbit and like

vibrating. Images. Approattnosphere. Well, I will say this. Whatever that is, I'm sure there's always a rational explanation. However, why are all of these sightings happening right now? Is it just that because people hear it in the news, they start reporting and looking in the sky? Yeah.

It is a sci-up, I believe. Tim Burchett was sigh up by this Intel guy who came in and was like, tell people there are ends. I wonder if Tim believes it or if he's like, I'm buying into the war propaganda now. I'm just going to play the part or if he's, if he just believes it without questioning it, or if he's lying. War propaganda? I think he believes it. I do.

I think he believes it. I think a lot of people believe this. He said it was all the alphabet agencies that told him this. So he's not saying it was just one person. He said it was a bunch of off the record conversations. That didn't sound like he believed it, right? It sounded like, I don't know. Sound very passive.

He was kind of joking, too, and, like, laughing. It didn't sound like a serious rapport. I think he knows it's crazy to say. Yeah, but I think someone did tell him this. I think Matt Gates is telling the truth. I just think their attitude is kind of like, what are we going to do about it? Like you're pointing out, Ian,

maybe military guys are saying, let's seed this story to create distractions. People will care much more about aliens and focus on other things instead of war. And they know a member of Congress, I mean, listen, if aliens were real and they were to tell them, They classify it. It'd be top secret.

They put, bring him to a skiff. They wouldn't just tell him. So I'd be more inclined to believe they're seeding a sci-up, like Ian's pointing out, not for war propaganda thing, but for some kind of distraction. He did it with Bob Lazar, too. He went to Area 51, we were used to work, and he said that inside, they brought him inside and they showed him what I think were drones, different designs. And he's like, oh, my God, with like metamaterials that hadn't been seen yet, you know,

nanotech. And so they told him they're alien craft. And they may have even put an animal or a stuffed animal or something in one. and they were like, look. Ian. Now, we're talking about chimeras. Hold on. I'm sorry, sorry to interrupt.

But they don't need metamaterials or nanoparticles. All they need to do, all they need to do is go like this. Ian, see my thumb? Watch this. My thumb! Like, they literally just do. They do magic tricks. Yeah, maybe they were doing that too.

But I do they have advanced drone tech since they- Do they really need to distract Americans? Americans are so distracted. Of course. Americans don't even know that. A lot of the countries don't even know we're at war still. There is a really great reason. to make a fake campaign tricking Bob Lazzar.

The first is the assumption that Bob Lazar is in on the whole thing. And they said, here's the story we want you to present. However, that's tough to maintain, right? The easier thing to make someone a true believer would be take a guy who shouldn't be contract for this job, set up a stage, like not like a staging area, where you have a bunch of magic tricks and he sees them and you tell him they're real and then he runs to the media and leaks it. Why?

Because the Soviets are listening. Well, to be fair, at this point, I don't know that, what year was this? This was post-Soviet era, I believe. But the point is, you make your enemies think you have advanced weapons and technology they can't account for. It makes them scared to attack you. So what I would say is my belief on Bob Lazar is they siopped him. They said, bring a guy in, do a magic show, right? He says, a little green man was standing next to a vehicle.

Oh, little green man. He's later retracted that saying, oh, I must have been mistaken. Yeah, sure. I think they make him see all these things that he wants to believe, and then they set him up to go and leak to a reporter, and it makes great news. And then everyone tells the world America has access to alien technology. For sure.

He said he got up close to the one and he tried to put his hand on it, and it would push him away. So like there could be vibration tech they're building, but it all could have been a magic show as well. No, that's possible. Acoustic Force Fields. Yeah, and like super cold metals and stuff. Pablo's our public in 1989.

Yeah, I was seen in 1989, and then something else in 2003. Now, the chimera stuff of the alien human hybrids or just like alien or human animal hybrids might be. We were talking about is the America the most ethical country on the planet? We are. It is. Like, are we experimenting on like, check this out. Chimericizing humans with dogs and monkeys so that they can. Is there a cosmic rays and stuff?

Acoustic levitation. Yes. You never see this? Super cold. Focus on a point and you can levitate something at that point in midair. This is real, yo. Oh. Houston, we have levitation.

We just made this happen here. The main concept here is standing waves. Standing waves can happen anywhere you use the right frequency on a confined medium. Like when you disturb a slinky at one end, the disturbance or wave travels to the other end. If I then constrain or bound the slinky at the other end, the wave will reflect back. The places along the standing wave that aren't moving at all are called nodes. The nodes here are the places where the air is not moving, even though it's moving a lot everywhere else around the node.

So in our levitator, our little pieces of... of styrofoam and lint, they get held there at the nodes because if they're anywhere else, they'll get pushed back in or pushed out. And there you have acoustic levitation. Have you ever imagine if the U.S. government built a massive stadium-sized acoustic levitator because we have the tech, why wouldn't they at least try it? And then they had a UFO levitating and they said, hey, Bob, look. And he went, oh my God, it's levitating. Can't move anywhere, you know, but it looks crazy. I think if you move the standing waves, you can move it around, I think in theory. Yes. But you need emitters to move it. It's not self-propelling, although it would be interesting if there is a way to create a self-contained

acoustic wave generator that could create standing waves that could be, that could move, almost like a rudimentary warp technology that moves the waves causing you to stick to the node move around. Yeah, yeah, I think so. With the talking plasma, but for wave generation, for acoustics. You would either have to move super fast or super slow. Like, like, that's why super cold things can, they stop moving. So they, then you, then you, You can kind of spin really fast and reduce... Quantum locking. Is that you're talking about? Geez, I don't even know what you would call it.

There's so many terms. I think it's called quantum locking. There's something about reversing horizontal momentum or increasing horizontal momentum by spinning super fast that it reduces vertical momentum to zero. And then you're able to kind of go wherever. Quantum locking. You'll notice it too.

If you spin like a really fast thing on a stick, it'll be really easy to lift like hundreds of pounds. You know what? Yeah, here, check it out. Quantum locking. Oh. To become superconducting, the material has to be cooled to extremely low temperatures using liquid nitrogen, which can dramatically change the properties of materials.

When a superconductor is placed into the magnetic field above a magnet, it expels all the magnetic fields from within itself, except for weak points where the magnetic field lines are locked inside. When the magnet is moved, the superconductor will move as well to keep the magnetism locked in the weak points. With a clever layout of magnets, the superconductor can be made to travel around the track. to travel around the track. The superconductor is first cooled before being placed onto the track. You only need one part in 70,000 to be superconducting, so a small superconductor can hold a huge

weight. Similar technology is already used in certain magnetically levitated trains. But who knows what the future holds for quantum locking? Maybe even Marty McFly on his hoverboard will be seen soon. So the question that is, if they can maintain ultra-low temperatures, you could have frictionless motion. I mean, the amount of energy, well, I guess the question is, how much energy do you need to reach that low of a temperature? It's probably greater than just driving the car. But if we got to find a way to keep temperatures artificially cooled to an extreme degree that you can quantum

lock, then you would need a minimal amount of force to propel a train like you already mentioned or vehicles. You know, they figured out how to decouple heat from electricity using graphene as a wave guide in last November, decouple heat from electricity. So electricity is no longer hot in this medium. might be able to go super cool with that phenomenon. Wow. Yeah. It's a cool story. Cool indeed.

That's a heavy orthotism. So, you know, what really gets me about all this alien stuff is just this idea, like as Tim Burchett's pointing out that aliens are so technologically advanced that we are basically nothing. And they've got something as big as two football fields moving 200 miles an hour underwater and we can't even go 40 in a submarine. it's almost like imagining you're on a sailboat seeing a plane for the first time like you're on an old caraville in the 1500s and a plane flies by you'd be like what it it must be like they're telling us look if they just came out and they were like we have this technology look then the chinese would be like oh crap they have the technology if you'd say it's aliens

the chinese might actually believe it and then start defending against an alien attack that'll never come so like great up great like red herring other than that i'm just like yo be straight up with tech we have and how dominant of a force who are. I guess you just really can't. Well, they, that is, they want to keep the kind of stuff secret, you know, you don't tell everyone the type of weapons that you have. Because you can't just tell the American citizenry, you can either tell the world or tell no one. Yeah. And that's why they tell no one, you know, because, I mean, look what happened in Venezuela. There was all kinds of technology that the average citizen didn't know the U.S. had when they went in there, you know. Yeah, I wonder if this is just, it's a sci-up, it's a lie. We actually do have, it's, it's American

technology. But it's the chimeras I'm interested in because I think those are real. Human animal hybrids, Alex Jones been talking about this for like 20, 30 long, long time. Maybe they're genetically modifying people to be able to handle cosmic rays because they're like they don't know how to get... Who's they? I feel like the government is not run efficiently enough to do

something like this or pull something like this off. If the private sector can't figure it out, the government is so inefficient, who's they? Say it, Ian. Oh, really? Well, there's a country in the Middle East that just get involved. with- Cutter!

It was Qatar all along. I knew it. It's Kuwait. It's Kuwait. I think Bahrain corporations, like deep-seated military tech corporations that have super advanced quantum AI and stuff that we don't even know exist that are contracted by the government. I think the military, I think our government is so inefficient and so slow that they're like there's just no way.

But I really don't believe that. I think the, what Phil brought up in that Venezuela operation is when like Americans found out, holy crap, U.S. government has like that Havana syndrome. I remember when that story came out a couple years ago and said, 60 minutes, I was like, this is a sci-op story, but then actually come out that, yeah, the U.S. now has a possession of it. I think it's fair to say that the U.S. Discombobulator?

Yeah. I love the name. I think it's also fair to say that, you know, just because, you know, the U.S. hasn't, just because we saw those weapons doesn't mean that the U.S. doesn't have other things that we're totally unaware of. You know. They haven't used yet. But the U.S. has cancer guns, right?

They can give you cancer from, like, I'm not going to get a deal of how they do it because this story is well known in the public where a guy accidentally or intentionally made one of these things. But they can make directional radiation directed energy weapons. They can literally point a weapon at you. And while you're sitting there eating food at a restaurant, blast you with ionizing radiation that will rip your internal organs to shreds. And that's old, old tack. That's like a hundred year old technology. You'll have leukemia in a week. Yeah, there was this story that when super viral because of 4chan, 4chan found a Facebook profile from some woman.

And she was making an insane amount of posts. And the posts were all just incoherent rambling. Like paragraphs, it would say something like, I went to the gym today, but I forgot my oatmeal spoon. And the dog that ran past me was yelping. So I went outside to take a look at the rainbow, but the rainbow was actually pointed down. And I couldn't actually see the sewer. And people are like, what is this? incoherent nonsense. And there were a few theories. One was that the profile existed as a means for

covert agents to communicate in a coded language that no one would know how to find it. So think about it. It's kind of crazy. If you're a spy working for a foreign government and you're in a country and you need to communicate with your handlers, you pull up, you need to receive orders, for instance, you go to Facebook. You just browse in Facebook. You read a Facebook post. How are they going to know what the post that you were serving on Facebook was the mass? message. And so you see this coded language. But the craziest theory, some claimed this woman worked for Canadian intelligence, the Canadian government at some point. And then abruptly, her career ended. And the conspiracy theory was when they burn a spy, they need to, like if, so

burning a spy is basically, we're cutting you off, you're done. If they don't want to kill you or killing you could cause an incident, a scene, or draw attention, they embed. psychosis with a drug cocktail. So they'll break in your house, pin you down, inject you, and fry your brain. And so she's sitting there typing out what she thinks is this is what they did to me, but all it is is incoherent babbling about nonsense. Or she was schizophrenic. That's true too.

Always a possibility, but not nearly as fun. Yeah. Just kind of mundane. Yeah. But wouldn't that be exactly how you dispose of a spy that you could not take out? if there was an individual that worked in Intel and they said, listen, we can't take this person out because it would cause a scene, people would find out.

So what do you do? Induce psychosis. Make them just another crazy person who can't explain anything. And then they're grabbing Ian in their mind. They're saying they have biological weapons. They're going to unleash. And it's going to be unleashed in 2020.

I'm warning you. And Ian's sitting there and hears banana, oatmeal spoon, dogs, dog saliva. And Ian's like, this person's crazy. You would be, Ian would totally be like, I get it, man. Right there with you. Hey, yeah, yeah. You're speaking my language, brother.

I know. I feel you. Hell yeah, man. Like, Ian's the one person who can translate psychosis language to English. And then the handlers are like, wait, what's happening? Ian's, and then Ian starts writing down, like, everything she's saying, but perfect translation. How was he doing this? Psychobabble.

Ian's got the cold. I learned how to speak psychobabble after my fifth DMT trip. Well, Tim, there was one story of that, that one journal. who followed the Carl's Manson story. Yeah, Charles Manson. And I guess when he was working that story, found the MK. Ultra and instances were like U.S. military service members who had clean records throughout their whole lives. All of a sudden were found with the psychosis.

I believe one airman ended up sexually assaulting a young girl, and even though he had no criminal history, no recollection. And I think it's kind of maybe connected to a little bit of that, the whole MK. Ultra and Oh, man. LSD. You know, guys, when there's individuals, like Tim said, where you can't take out, cause too much of a scene or there's too much connected to that story. This is kind of a way to flip that individual. I'm sorry, I think it's all just greater Earth.

You guys, we've talked about this before. I talked about it earlier today. Do you know Greater Earth theories? No. I love this. One of my favorite conspiracy theories. The idea is that the ice wall is a real thing, but the earth isn't flat. The Earth is actually massive, and the seven continents we know are surrounded by a giant ring of ice where the great nations of Tartarian Atlantis use us as slavely.

labor to mine gold. I do know. Yeah. So, Get that gold, man. Earth is round, and we are just slaves.

And the reason why is, Harry Tubman said, I freed many slaves, I would have freed many more if only they knew they were slaves. If you want to have an effective slave population, they can't know their slaves. They have to think they're free.

So we are basically just chickens in a chicken coop doing manual labor and mining gold for the great nations that are immortal, that fly around and can do whatever they want, whenever they want. That's why you got to eat gold. They'll be like, Hey, don't sample the product, man. And you'll be like, don't sample the product.

You got to drink gold shogger, right? Well, I do monotomic gold. It's suspended in water. Yeah. And it's like one part, one part per six million. And what does it do? Well, I've heard that it goes through the blood brain barrier. It coats the neurons.

It goes through the blood brain barrier? It coats the neurons and makes them superconduct. So it's really good for that. From what I noticed, when I was stretching, it would feel like when I would go to tear a muscle because I was stretching too far, it would seep into the muscle and fill it, like clay. And I could stretch super far. when I had gold in my system.

And then my pee was gold. And I drank so much that my voice started to rust. I was like, all right, you got to go easy. What? This is great content. What? I was like, why do it sound? My voice started to rust.

My voice sounds like that. Gold doesn't oxidize. No, it doesn't go to. It just inertly passes through your system. It doesn't, it doesn't break the mud here. Let him believe that. Check monoatomic. It's way funer when he believes.

All right, let me read this. There's no credible scientific evidence that monoatomic gold exists as described or produces these effects. Gold is a metal that normally forms clusters of nanoparticles, not stable, isolated single atoms in the way claimed. True monotomic elements are limited to noble gases like helium or argon. Claims of orbitally rearranged states, or 44% mass disappearance during production lack in a minute verification.

Let's see, metallic or colloidal gold is chemically inert in the body. It passes through the digestive system largely unchanged. It's not absorbed into the bloodstream or brain in meaningful. amounts. It has no known biological role or superconducting effect inside cells. Yeah, that's mono, that's colloidal, meaning it's two or more gold molecules or gold atoms. Mono-atomic, if you, from what I'm told, it will go through the, I don't know if it's true or not. I haven't been able to, you know, do the tests. But you treat it.

It's easier to get, I have tried it. So you don't know what it does. You haven't figured it out. I'm the test subject. Like, I'm a shaman. I'll try a little bit here and there to see, you know. But a guy told me to do it. And I was like, I'm into colloidal metals.

You know, they mine so much gold out of the earth that we don't have it in our diet anymore. So we get our iron. What kind of guy? You get like trace minerals and elements. Bro. We're missing gold. I watched this. They touch it to their skin because it goes through your skin, like gold crowns and rings.

I watched the best baking video ever. It was a guy making modern American bread. And it's disgusting. This is a second turn. Hold on. Wait. No, no, no, no. To make modern American bread, it's a whole bunch of insane chemicals.

You don't even know what it is. Oh, that's disgusting. And he's mixing weird disgusting. things. He's like, he took... He took flour and he's like, now we have to bleach the flour with chlorine gas. And he takes flour and he pumps chlorine gas into it and it turns white.

It's nasty. He's mixing all the weird garbage into it and like, this is what you're eating. That's disgusting. I don't eat. So anyway, the point, the reason I bring this up is because what remind him of it is he says after we bleach the flour, we have to add vitamins to it because all the vitamins have been stripped from the earth. Oh, yeah.

We used to have vitamins in it and you'd eat it And then this guy who Norman Borlaug is his name. And he's the perfect example of like a goody-to-shoes communist. So he's not a communist. What he did was he did selective breeding to quadruple crop yield for wheat. And what this did was maximize starch production, allowing more people to have access to food. But the amount of nutrients and minerals remain static for the area where the crops were being grown. Thus, we now have large populations of nutritionally devoid.

morbidly obese people. And he's heralded as like a great man who saved billions of lives by creating this, like this crop yield, expanding it. But in reality, it just made food worse. Yeah, like growth at what cost. I get it in the rare earth metals like eridium, rhodium, you know, platinum, palladium. You can eat them because they used to be in the soil pretty, you know, and then the humans mined a lot of it out so you don't get it.

But I don't know. You know, the FDA hasn't like come out and been like, you got to get your colloidal gold, but there's a lot of people that talk. about metals and I've noticed like I want to try it roe this can help me with my stretching yeah eridium apparently I think it's like Phil's rock with me feels rockin look me feels rocking with me golden golden taco man I got manic when I was taking gold I wanted to give it to people I'd like buy people colloidal gold and I'm like you got to try this it's so good for you but I was crazy I went a little crazy because I was so into it but see other ones like eridium and ruthenium I think repair your

DNA I could be wrong but if you read about each of these platinum metal you said to give you that manly voice bro gave you more manly voice little gold yeah no it made it horny it sound like it was rusting like this kind of a little more. Oh, dang. It took like a couple days. And I think that's just placebo effect. I think you did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The pee was gold, dude. It is like, whoa. My toilet bowl is like gold. I had a friend once, and we were going for a job interview, and he was a big pothead. So he bought one of those cleanses where you'd slam it. And then like a week later, they claim you'll pass your test or whatever. But he slammed it like a day before the drug test. And so we went in for the pee test.

And I don't, I don't, I don't, smoke or do any drugs, so I didn't care. But he said that his piss was neon green, and they looked at him, and he was like, I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. And they just, like, rolled their eyes because all that means is you have high B vitamins. And that was it, but he, like, didn't

understand that. So, let's jump to this next story. This is an old article from bounding into comics. Angel Studios and Andy Circus face criticism for Animal Farm cast and comedic tone. Well, some news has occurred, and it involves

me and I think it's worth talking about. The first thing I'm going to say is they've announced the date for the release of this pro-communist film Animal Farm. Unreal. And we had been asked to read ads for it on this show. Now, I'm a huge fan of Angel Studios. They do a lot of really great work. Not everything that it was perfect, but that's okay. And their members saw this film and voted to purchase it for distribution because it's Animal Farm. For those that aren't familiar. I assume most of you are. It's the classic George Orwell novel that is an allegory for the Bolshevik Revolution and how communists are bad. The story is wholly just about how communists are bad and that's about it. This film is an anti-capitalist film that is actually pro-communist.

Or at least, I would call it like pro-agenda 2030, pro-W-E-F, the whole stakeholders, you-w-own-n-n-n-be-happy kind of mentality. And what happened was, when the trailer was released several months ago, it was heavily criticized by everybody, hence this article. Because the trailer shows there's a new villain, Elon Musk's mom driving a cyber truck, not an exaggeration. Literally Elon Musk's mom.

Wait, what? Elon Musk's mom is the villain. It's not even a joke. Her name's not May Musk. No. It's, it's Pilkington. Yeah, she's great. She's been put to hell. Take a look at Pilkington, the character in the trailer and take a look at May Musk.

It's a cartoon version of her. She's driving a cyber truck. That's, I'm just, it's literally a cyber truck. It's got wheel wells on it, but we all know what they were going for. The film is explicitly anti-capitalist. And so, following the criticism, I critiqued it. So I shouldn't say following the criticism, but everyone critiqued it, including myself. So they reached out to our ad team to buy ads, which I respect.

And we've done ads, we've promoted for them before. And this one, the script. was basically like, you know, make this in your own words. Here's what we want Tim to effectively explain. What they wanted me to do was to say that I was wrong for critiquing the film before seeing it and to be a little bit self-deprecating and then tell people that I did see it and that the movie is actually good. They sent me a screener to watch before the ad. So it's it's somewhat above board. I say somewhat because they knew that I was critical of the trailer. And I suppose their view was, if Tim sees the film, he'll change his mind. So let's ask him to watch the film,

and then he'll change his mind, and then we'll pay him to do it. Did you? No, I watched the film, and in the first five minutes, I turned it off. I was insanely offended that they would even suggest my mind would be changed from watching this. I immediately messaged to Callen, our producer, and, you know, he runs all the ads and all the production. And I said, bro, we can't, I can't do this? And it's nuts. I was like, I can't even make it five minutes. It's so thick the anti-capitalism. And so I said, you know, no, I'm going to finish it. Turn it back on. Finish the movie. Holy crap. It's pro-communism entirely. And it's wholly anti-capitalism. I don't want to spoil any of the movie a bit. So I'll keep it for the most part to things you may have seen from the trailer.

But I will just say this. The main villain is Elon Musk's mom, a corporatist. And the the motivations behind the bad guys, are finance financially related. The exploitation is not communist related. It is monetary and capitalist. The struggles the animals face are based on monetary policy and not communist political revolution. It is entirely. The movie starts with a critique of banking and finance and capital.

And one of the antagonists is working for the bank. And the main villain is a corporatist who's trying to. to buy everything. The pigs are effectively henchmen, and I will just say that the ending is just bonkers insane. It's not family friendly. Not absolutely not. This is not a movie for kids. There's elements of leftist terrorism in it, and I would argue that the message is capital structures are inherently bad, and you must kill everyone to accomplish your goals of free. the people from their oppression. And I'm like, yeah, that's all just literally Marxist garbage. I read this in 2003, and so it's been a long time, but I remember the villain was the main pig

in the book. Yeah, not in the movie. The farmer, it was sort of, like, it shows you the danger of capitalism in the very beginning because the farmer has become like this monarch, and they're like, they've had enough, he's mismanaging the farm, they chase him off the farm. So like, okay, we get it. There are problems with capitalism. And then the communism starts to seep in, the vanguardism and the whole thing's about the internal struggle of the farm. There's very little external force of capital in that. Oh, bro, but you started by saying that the farmer is a monarch. He was like the, yeah, it's like the capitalist monarch, you know, the corporatist,

and it's like, get him out here so we can, that's the beginning of the book, they kick him out right away. Yes, but he's not a capitalist. He's the owner, yeah, he's the owner. He rules over the farm and he's a drunkard who forgets to feed the animals and generally mistreats them, so they have a revolt against him and take over. Yeah. Not in the movie. The monarch thing went over his head.

I don't want to spoil parts of the movie, but let me just say, he's, the Farmer Jones in the film is actually a victim of capitalism. He is portrayed as a victim of capital. No, he was a victim of his own infertility, I think. They, they, like, it's really amazing how they are trying to trick people. I think the film, not necessarily the Angel Studios. Here's my genuine thought on what happened. That could be wrong. Well, the Harmon brothers, founders of a, of Angel, have asked to come on and talk about this. Absolutely, because we're fans. It's done great work in the past.

I think this was just a flub. And here's what I think happened. I think that Hollywood produces an animal farm movie with the explicit intention to trick families into bringing their kids into a pro-communist film and destroying the message of animal farm. I believe that this production, it's so thick, the anti-capitalism. Like, they're hitting you over the head with it. It's just screaming with Elon Musk's mom is the villain driving a cyber truck.

I mean, dude, it's just so overt. There's things, again, I don't want to spoil it because the movie's not out. And I wasn't asked to do a strong review of it. I think Hollywood said, how do we make kids communist? Well, first we do it, we destroy the culture of America. George Orwell was not by any means a strong capitalist, but he did criticize the Bolshev revolution and communism masterfully. Let's destroy that cultural work, make a film which should supplant the movie. I'm sorry, supplant the book, and will change the narrative, keeping some of the key story.

elements, but making it explicitly anti-capital instead. I think that Angel Studios gets word that animal farms being adapted and it's got a bunch of A-lister celebrities and they think anti-communist story, right up our alley, A-listers, let's acquire the rights. The Angel Studios members, according to them, said that they approved it. I think that at the head of the higher-ups, I don't think they watched the movie before they acquired it. Again, just my opinion, I'm probably wrong, but it seems to me like what really happened. And again, maybe not the case.

I don't want to, you know, say I know for sure. When they heard that animal farm was going to be available, they were like, we have to have this. So they bid on it without understanding or seeing the full film. Once they acquired it and committed massive amounts of money to the distribution and contractually obligated, then they learned everyone's like, this is pro-communism. And then they're like, crap, what do we do? You got a distribution contract for a big film. You purchased it.

You're going to lose money if you don't. And depending on how the contract is structured, you could be in breach if you don't distribute it properly because you've agreed to do that. So I wonder if what actually happened is they know full well. And that's why they reframed it as anti-chronism. That's what Angel Studios has been calling it. Oh, it's anti-cronyism because the capitalist structures are actually not really capitalist. They're monopolies. They're cronious.

No. Government never plays a role in this whatsoever. ever. Not one time. Does anything with government happen where the government teams up with corporations? In fact, holy, the whole thing is more so a critique of private equity structures. I will put it like this. In the book, the pigs are communist revolutionaries. They tell everybody we're equal. Nope. In the movie, there's a pig who says everybody who's equal. And this is in the book, too, by the way. So I don't consider it a spoiler. Snowball gets cast out. Snowball is the true. That's my hero, dude. Yeah. Snowball is the true revolution. revolutionary and Napoleon is the power hungry. The movie is basically Snowball says, we're all equal.

And Napoleon's like, no, we're not. And then basically, he private equities the farm. So not spoiling anything, but instead of it being about a communist revolutionary where the dictator takes over to steal everything, this movie is about some people who start a private equity firm. And that's the, that's what the story's about. And there's a, there's a big, shocking, leftist terror attack. And, and, and there's a, there's a big, shocking, leftist terror attack. And, you know, I don't want to say too much. A lot of death, a lot of murder. Sadness. No, they're not sad.

Boxer works pretty hard. Boxer, a big horse. Yeah. Sad story. Is there suffering? Is the suffering highlighted? Nope. The, they don't really highlight any suffering at all.

In fact, it's more, like. So it's a lie. So everything about it. I'm going to spoil a little bit. I have to spoil just a little bit. Wait. The critique of the film. just do it. The critique of the film is that the animals are working and the pigs are taking a

profit and going to the mall with it. And the animals are upset that the pigs are using the excess revenue for, for, they're using the profit to enrich themselves. Which I suppose the argument is, well, that's what the communists do, but that's not what the film is about. The film is literally like, the animals being like, we're doing all the work, but they're taking the profit from us. And I'm like, oh my God. It is explicit. explicitly. And the. And the ending is basically the fake, the new characters they were added to the movie that are not in the books

are basic, they may as well end the film by saying well, we own nothing but now we'll all be happy. That's basically the conclusion. And I'm like, dude, Angel Studios dropped the ball in this one big time. You know, and a lot of people are saying they're canceling their

memberships and all that stuff. I think that's silly. I'm going to cancel your subscription to Angel studios because I bought a bad film. But I don't know how you navigate out of this one. Like, bro, you got a pro-communist film

that's taking a dump all over the original book. It is brutal. Yeah, I don't understand. Well, I mean, actually, I do understand. It's subversion, which is something that the left loves to do.

They love to take something that is, is intended to criticize the left or something that the population of a country holds dear and then subvert it and in some way convince the people that, actually, this thing that you loved, it's about us.

And it's something that we, it represents our values and not your own. You know what? I'll say this. I'm not going to spoil the film because there are unique elements that are not in the book that people may want to see. But on the uncensored portion of the show, I'll give the minorsest of details. There are things that I can tell you based off what you've seen in the trailer that I can add more context to.

But for the sake of not trying to just spoil the whole thing, I guess I can say, say this. Like, the Uncensure show will be at 10. I'll give a little bit more detail, but I won't spoil any major plot points. I will just say for now, the plot is so dramatically different, I could spoil it. That's one of the issues, right? If this was just an adaptation of the book, I'd be like, what can I say? It's the book. You've seen the book. The book's 100 years old or whatever. I don't know. Like, I could tell you literally what the book's about and the movie's the same. Nope, they are 20% maybe. Pretty terrifying, dude, that they got Seth Rogen to headline.

That's not terrifying. That's Seth Rogen. Of course he would do it. Movies called Animal Farm, and it's not Animal Farm. It is not animal farm. It's not. It is so wild. I didn't know that Seth Rogen was involved in it.

He's, uh, he's, he plays the main villain. He plays Napoleon. It's not a surprise once you, Ro, you cannot bring your kids to see this movie. When you see the terrible thing. It looks like it's for kids. It's a cartoon. Oh, it's not. The trailer looks like pigs falling over each other.

There's murder in it. That's crazy. It looks like a kid's movie. I will say this. I will say this. Obviously, in Animal Farm, Boxer, the horse, what happens? He gets injured. And then Napoleon sends him to a glue factory.

Yeah. That's in the book. That's like near the animal. So obviously something to that effect is in the movie. It's just done in a very different way. Oh, boy. Very different way. And, yeah.

I will add their. the Elon Musk's mom arc It's just so wild You have her kind of like Cruella Deville She kind of like walks like that Like she's gonna throw shade You know I'm there's a lot of murder in the film That I think it's not appropriate for families

What's it? What's a rated? You know I think it's PG-13 I would put it like this You know I mean to be fair My daughter is only a year old So she's not watching any movies anytime soon But

I wouldn't bring a seven-year-old to see it. I wouldn't bring an eight-year-old. My brain wasn't ready for animal farm funds, 20. To be fair, considering it's pro-communist, I would never bring my family to see it. But I will say this just of the violence elements. Peachy 13. Well? Yeah.

Like, in cartoon violence, I think, is fine for kids under 13. You know, like Bugs Bunny bopping a guy in the head and he gets a, you know, a bump comes up. I don't really care all that much about Looney Tunes kind of violence. but this is more like it's murder you know like horrible yeah I just I'm like

I don't think that's appropriate for children there's such a big push on the left of pushing towards this like democratic socialism which is no different to communism and so there are these there's money and power that is pushing this communist idea because they know that that's what it eventually leads to

they just hope that the general looks too stupid was Orwell he was a democratic socialist he started out as a socialist and And then he saw what happened in... Road to Wigan Pier. One of the books, he followed the coal miners around. He's like, they just hate the poor. Yeah, but he said...

Like, the animal farm was actually a critique of the Soviet Union. Yeah, it was Stalin and Trotsky, I believe, were specifically the allegoros of the pigs. And what I will say is a major character from the book is not even in the movie at all, which is... And yeah, I think, I mean, I have to say this. Because if you're expecting to see Old Major in the film, it doesn't exist. And that was supposed to be an allegory to Lennon, I believe, in Animal Farm.

Who is old Major? What? Is he a donkey? God, I haven't read that book in so long. There's been a minute. I think Stalin poisoned Lennon and took power. I don't can't prove it, but it just seems like. Lennon got real sick, real fast, and then Stalin was standing over his shoulder, like waiting.

He's the prize-winning bore. Yeah, the oldest and wisest. Old Major. He's meant to represent. Lenin or Marks. He's not in the film. It's a hundred pages. You can read it in an evening. I think that's fair to say. I don't consider that a spoiler because there may be people who are like, oh, I can't wait to see this part of the story doesn't exist. Inconvenient. Inconvenient truth. I don't know if it's a spoiler to say if something's

not in the film. Do you guys consider that? I don't think your audience is going to be watching it after this review. Well, yeah, but it's not just that. It's about at least giving a modicum of respect to Angel Studios and not saying I'm going to ruin this project. I think saying, just because I didn't like it and I was offended by doesn't mean I should take that away from a company that is offering a product to people they can choose to see or not. I don't know. It's, it's always, I was not asked to reveal story elements. I was not given a screener so that I could expose what the story is about.

And I would, I don't want to do that to Angel Studios. If people really want to see for themselves and learn, fine. If they reached out to me and said, Tim, here's a screener, please give a review of the story. Spoilers are fine. Then I would do it. But I think it's fair to say if a character is not in the film, that is an important. important point to bring up because people might be going to this film expecting it to be a one-for-one adaptation of Animal Farm. It is a completely different movie. It is a completely different movie.

And the reason why I'm saying I won't spoil it is because I could. Like, it is so different from the book. I would have to spoil a new script unrelated to Animal Farm. I thought Jurassic Park, the movie really downplayed Muldoon. He was my favorite character in the book. Wasn't the book written after the fact? I was in his first, 92, Michael Crichton. I read it in six. It was phenomenal. Nedry gets his eyes poisoned by the copies and then he's like

when he's trying to steal the eggs he gets his stomach ripped open as he can't see it but he can feel it like the movie It's pretty amazing how like the original Jurassic Park story was awesome

but now they just made 15 versions of trash Yeah the original ones like capitalism Anarchy like On an island It was an interesting sci-fi man breeds dinosaurs on an island

like yeah it's fun and now it's like We just keep doing it Oh they need to make a Bioshock movie Bowshock one movie bro I want to watch the the animal farm.

You think they'll send me a screener before they come on the show. I'd like to know what I'm talking about. I don't know what the restrictions are for us. I don't mind. The Timcast Company was provided a screener for the purposes of doing an ad read. And I respect, I will say this. Like, I did a review of the film from the trailer. They said, hey, Tim, please watch the movie and you'll see that you were incorrect.

And then we'll have you do ads for it. I'm not upset that they were offering money and saying, we think you'll change your mind. but I absolutely did not change my mind and I was it was like again I turned it off after five minutes and I was like I'm not watching this this is nuts

and then I was like no no no no like I have to watch it I have to and then I watched it and I was just rolling my eyes and scoffing the whole time and my wife keeps looking at me because I'm watching on my phone she's like what what I'm like

oh my god and then it was funny because I was talking my wife about it and I was like the villain is Elon Musk's mom and she's like I get it and I'm like no no no no no no no no no no no no it's like what does that mean? And I'm like, I am not making a joke. It is not an allegory or a metaphor. I am quite

literally telling you the villain is Elon Musk's mom. And she's like, well, they can't do that. They get sued. So I pulled a picture of Elon Musk's mom. I said, this is Elon Musk's mom. Then I pulled up the image from the trailer and I said, this is the villain. And she went, how did they get away with that? Because we have to go to our lawyers for all of this stuff on all the merch we make. And I'm like, I don't know. She's driving a cyber truck. By the way, Andy Circus, who he was, did the story, he's Gallum, yeah? Okay. So this is Gallum's movie. I mean, I think Andy Circus is a fantastic. Awesome. He's exquisite as an actor. Yeah, who did he play in Marvel, the South African guy? I know, but they were just going to have a voice and he was so good.

They cast him in the entire movie, Lord of the Rings, because he was so good physically. But that doesn't mean that he knows everything about communism and has he was always supposed to be gone one time they had just had him do voices and they were going to animate something they had him do the whole thing but he was so in it while he was doing the voice claw yeah yeah he was claw in the marvel movies and i that was an amazing character arms smuggler his arm chopped off by ultron i thought he did a fantastic job oh he's great um i'm just i'm gonna be the comigal yeah no i didn't know that he did the motion capture and talk like this yeah stupid fat hobbits Yeah.

We've got to bring on to defend his work. Like a PhD student. Look, the Harmon Brothers were saying like, they've issued a bunch of statements saying it's an anti-communist film. Let me show you this, actually. Let me show you this. This is from Newsweek from December. Studio responds to criticism. Here's what Newsweek wrote.

The adaptation, which took 14 years to complete, looks to examine capitalism in corporate greed as opposed to Soviet-era authoritarianism. A spokesperson for Angel Studios told Newsweek, four facts. Angel is the distributor of the film, not its producer nor with creative control. Angel Guild members viewed the film and voted heavily to support it. Well, the title is the same as the classic book. Updates were made to make it relevant to a broad, value-centric family-friendly audience. This is an anti-communism film, and the Angel Guild will ensure that it stands by the principles of our members. I would not, it's not for kids, man.

Guys, like, a family-friendly film is Space Jam, where the stakes are, you will be trapped. in a video game forever unless you win a game of basketball. Woo-hoo! And then they're like, oh, no. And then, you know, like, what is it? Don Sheetle was a virus or something in the new one? I don't remember. Good for him, though.

But the stakes weren't massacre a bunch of corporate employees and, you know, like, kill people or anything like that. You know? I keep the political propaganda away from little kids personally. I mean, let them be engaged. Yeah, if it's anti-communist, I'd be like to be bored. I think at 13, I think is the appropriate age for a child to watch the Patriot with Mel Gibson. Only because of the blood. Lots of blood.

What about Terminator 2? That's not really political, is it? How old would a kid be if you're a boyish? Yeah. I think at 13 years old, like PG-13 makes sense, right? Post-uberty? Well, they're in that point where they're starting to understand, like, war conflict. They're starting to be curious and ask questions.

Yeah, I think too young it can fry their brains and freak them out. You know? Yeah. But Mel Gibson's the Patriot. you know, maybe 14 is the best age for it. Maybe 13's a little young. Because the Patriots got straight up gore. Like when Mel Gibson just massacres all those red coats.

His son's like 13 and fights with a rifle. So it'd be cool to show a 13-year-old, like what it used to be like in the colonial times. Dude, when he massacres that whole battalion trying to take his son prisoner, Mel Gibson, dude, that movie's the best movie ever. He's got the top, what does he have? He has a Tomahawk, I think. Yeah. And then he just wipes him all out.

And then they've got one injured guy. And then the bad guy is like, how many men did this? He's like, one, sir. And he's like, one man. Well, I'm like, yes. It's funny because, like, it's such obvious BS, this great American story of the one guy who just takes everybody out. But it's also so American that ego. It's a superhero story.

It is. Yeah. And it's like his son gets killed. And so he seeks revenge and he rescues his kid. there's a famous story about a painting from a revolution where it goes something like, I'm probably bastardizing this story. Historians might know better, but it goes something like there was a painting made of a bunch of redcoats in formation firing on a bunch of rebel farmers during the Revolutionary War who were dropping their guns and fleeing. And so this painting was of an actual battle that occurred.

Well, someone asked to recommission the painting and said, I would like one for myself of this battle. But ton of that a little bit. And so the next version shows some of the militiamen, the Minutemen, fighting back. And then, years later, someone says, I would like my own version of this. Well, the new one shows the Minutemen breaking ranks, but violently fighting back as the Redcoats advance. Someone asked for another commission. Now it shows the Redcoats are a little frazzled and some are being shot. Long story short is after several iterations, it completely flipped to a small handful of valiant

minute men firing on frantic and fleeing redcoats, despite it never happening. Because every time it was made, the person who got a commission of this great battle wanted it showing the heroism of the Americans. So we've made this movie where we're like Mel Gibson is a dad who doesn't want to go to war and votes against it. This is what I love, right? We always talk about the guy at the bar and there's some dude acting a fool and he says, listen, man, I don't want to be involved.

And the guy goes, what are you a pussy? And then like pours a beer on him. And then gets his ass kick. by the guy who wasn't asking for trouble. And we love that narrative, right? It's the classic Jackie Chan, bro. Yeah, Jackie Chan. Look, man.

Just leave me alone. I don't want to fight. But then when they pick a fight, boom. That's amazing. So Mel Gibson is like, I don't want to go to war with England. So he's at home. The British troops show up. He's tending aid.

And then the guy's like, kill the prisoners. And he's like, you can't. And he's like, hmm, take his son. And he's like, no. And then his other son tries to save his brother. And the guy shoots him killing him. And then Mel Gibson is like, I didn't want this war. and then he grabs his guns and he's like, let's go.

It's like the perfect American story, you know? The strong men didn't want to have to fight, but then he just kills everyone. Love to be a hero. Best movie ever. Greatest movie ever. I'm ready to watch it again, bro. It's pretty.

I went through a war now. Every 4th of July, they put it on repeat on TV, and I just watch it eight times. Nonstopple, just slamming wings. It might be Gibson's best role so far. I think so. It's the best movie's ever done. That's the type of propaganda, though,

that I'm like way behind because we need some patriotism back in our country. All of them was a banged. Oh, okay, good, good. You scared me first. No, no, no. I have. Braveheart. The new Tapegonne. I didn't see it.

I haven't seen that. Tapegoor Maverick was good. Braveheart was good, but he loses. The true story is that he gets betrayed and it's like, okay, he stood up for himself, that's fine. But the Patriot is fiction

based off of a conglomerate. They took a bunch of different stories in the revolution and created one superhero. And then they created one ultimate evil British guy. And apparently after the film, like the UK issued a statement saying, this is absurd. We never killed children and civilians.

Oh, man. Yeah, I don't know. Like, you know, in the film, they literally burned out of church with all the villagers trapped inside. I'm like, pretty sure. But it's such a good movie when Cornwallis is like, you're unbefitting of a gentleman. It's just like, you know. I love the scene where Mel Gibson meets with Cornwallis and he's like,

first thing I'd like to request, what did he? you say a point of privilege or something. He's like, I'd like to request that you stop firing on my officers. And he says, so long as it is the policy of your officers to fire on women and children, I will instruct my men to shoot at officers on first sight. And he's like, oh, and he's all pissed off at the Lord, what's his face? Who keeps... Cornwallis? No, no, Cornwallis is man. Oh, yeah. It's like his dog, his lap dog. It's doing the fighting for him on the front line. But then, or something. When, when Benjamin embarrasses him, he's like, I want you to put a stop to this man. And he's like, I thought, you know, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you know, you say,

you didn't want me to. And then he's like, if you do this, there's no going back to Britain for you. You will not be a gentleman. And he's like, we'll do it. And then he basically touched massacring people. He burns the church down. It's William Tavington. Tavington. British. Yeah, it was Jason Isaacs, man. He's great. Such a good movie. He's great. I think it should be required viewing in all-American schools. You said you don't want your kids to watch propaganda. No. It should be required freshman high school that the first thing they do is watch the Patriot. 100%. Yep. High

school. They should, you know, but here's what they do. They watch the Patriot and then they show them 9-11. And they have to

watch band of brothers. Every kid. Band of brothers. Band of brothers is the most watch for 14-year-old freshmen. Everybody watch band of brothers. They got to watch band of brothers. They got to make a movie

out of this rescue that Trump did. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Behind enemy lines too. Why are people not like... I need the Venezuelan movie movie first. I need that Maduro.

Madurlurl getting caught and giving him the Nike tech fit with the wife. Just like a helicopter flies over and Jude's dropped down with weird looking guns. They go, bo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And all the guys are like, a 20-minute movie, yeah.

There's like, an American general was like, fire the discombobulator. Turn it up. They're not dancing hard enough. No, they're all dropped to their knees and go like, they're not really dancing, but that's what's saying. The discombobulator. Iconic.

What you're going to say about? Man, we need, see, this is the thing, like, we need movies like this. I've heard people complain that, I mean, someone in the chat just said this, that Angel Studios is a Trojan horse, because a lot of, again, this is a comment. They said a lot of their films are actually anti-conservative values.

They definitely aim it. Well, they aim it doing what is right. I mean, I think they have a good model where the crowd votes and pushes things through. So, you know, not everything falls on the dudes at the top. They probably don't watch every movie, which maybe they should. But I love how, like, Newsweek in a fact article just says the annotation is a critique of capitalism. Yeah. I got to say, we did bring up Band of Brothers.

Have you seen Band of Brothers? Not. How long has it been 20 years? Oh, so you've seen it. Did you see it all? I've seen most of these movies, but I could not remember them. It's a male power fantasy. Like, it's about the 101st Airborne dive into Germany.

Yeah, yeah. What's that? What year did it come out? 2003, two. Tom Hanks directed it. And they also did the one where they... Spielberg, or maybe it was Spielberg. To be honest, like...

Hanks and Spielberg was me. Yeah, they worked on it together. I can't remember half the movies from 30 years ago, you know what I mean? Freaking mind. If you get in military conflict movies like that, this is the one. It's probably the best... What's that? Patoon?

Platoon short. It aired out. It aired out. It aired on September 9th, 2001. Wow. I have to watch it. Probably not an accident. I mean, I don't imagine.

I don't see how it's really really. And they have the two series, bro. Oh, right. Mini series. Yeah, the one would they go into Japan, too. That one's sick. What did they call that? I vaguely remember it, man, but it's been so long.

I know. It's still on HBO. Great cast. Launched so many guys' careers. I went through like a band of brothers thing and then sopranos again. Have you guys, you guys, you guys have all seen 1917, right? Oh, yeah, that's a movie's amazing, bro.

Wow. I love that movie. It's a World War I movie, all shot in one take. Yeah. It's not really one take, but it is almost one take. Wow. It's so good. Have you seen it?

You saw it, right, Phil? No, I haven't. You got to see it. Okay. Have you seen Tim on the Western Front or something? I forgot that one on the... No, that's the newer one, right? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, 17's great. Yeah, yeah. It's 1917 about the Pacific? No, no, no, they're in Europe. I think they're in France or something? Obviously, the whole war took place in Europe. Yeah, but France specifically. And it's like a single shot following him through.

There's only one-time jump. But because they were like, how do we make it night if it's all like shot for shot? Like we need a night scene, I guess. Did you see the movie of those that will never grow old, I think is what it was called? It was like actual footage of World War I dudes climbing out of the trenches and it was colorized. It was done by like Michael, what's his name, Mike, Mike, Fahrenheit 9-9-11 guy? No. Never grow old. No. Those shall never grow. They shall not grow old. It's real footage from World War I. It's Peter Jackson. The way people drop. Yeah, Peter Jackson from World War I from Lord of the Rings directed it.

And it's just like... You know what's really funny. Let's let's do one more story. Let's do one more story. I know we're cutting into superchets. We've got to do this one. Check out this video right here. Ben Werman. He says, how long until they make it illegal to post any videos before 1990? And we have this video right here. And it's just... It's racist. It's just videos of like, what year is this? The 60s or something? Before 1964.

This makes me want to hang an American flag. So these videos keep going viral, showing America in like the 50s and 60s. And like, everybody's white. But it's showing all of the best stuff. And I do think it's silly, because bad stuff happened all the time, you know, like at this point. But these people are obviously romanticizing the nicer areas and things like that.

But I forgot, we pulled this up. And I guess I wanted to just talk about this. Because you were in, was just before the segment talking about, they shall never grow old, I think it's called, right? Yeah, that was more one documentary. And the reason why I thought it'd be good to bring up this video that we had pulled up and, like, talk about all these nostalgia videos, what is it called the Christmas truce? World War I, yeah.

In World War I, it was a Christmas Eve. They all said, we're going to stop fighting, and then they all hung out together. They played football, I think. Yeah, they played football, and they had tea, and they laughed together. And they were like, well, I guess we've got to go back to killing each other again. They didn't want to. They went back to the trenches, like, I guess this means the war is done. But then the lieutenants came in and they're like, no, orders came down.

You're going over the top tomorrow. And they're like, we don't want to. And then we're going to shoot you in the back. We're going over the top tomorrow. You're like, all right, I guess we go back to fighting. But at least. that's how war used to be, you know? Like, European war is like, it's Christmas.

I guess we have to stop fighting enough grumpets. And they're like, all right. You know, like war happened. And they said, okay, we've got to go fighting again. But the truth is, it's amazing. It's also they were all the same religion. I was going to say, there's a shared commonality of values. So even when they fight, they were like, but nowadays, you can't even get a jury to be honest.

It's all race-based. Elections are all race-based. Everything's just based on race. I mean, that's, that's legitimately a big part of the reason why videos like that. are so popular now is because... Racial homogeneity. Homogenization. Homogeneity.

Homogeneity. Words. Because the argument that people like aren't, like, don't have an affinity for their own race. Like that's... There's no data behind it. There's no data behind it. None.

Yeah. I mean, white people, but it's only a certain segment of white people, too. You know, but I mean, even like, you could hear Muhammad Ali making these arguments in the 60s, which is like, I don't have a problem with white people, but I'd rather be around people like me. Well, so now what we see is the data shows that, like jury trials,

for instance, black juries will acquit black convex, extremely high rates. White juries tend to be race ambivalent. There's very little preference on race when it comes to juries, but every other race, not to single out just black people, but every race has a pro,

like a racial preference for... Yeah. So if if there's a Latino juror and the guy on the stand is Latino, they're to say not guilty. They just don't care. White people will say guilt or not guilty based on the merits. Every other race will choose their race.

Even Asians. Or do liberal, white people hate. They've been brainwashed to your own kind. It's like they have no survival instincts. It's the most fascinating thing I've ever seen. Yeah, I wonder, are they like shocked into behaving at like base values at base level animal instinct? What's your question?

The people that are voting based are like saying, oh, you're my race, therefore innocent. they're shocked into behaving like just kind of animalistic. No, that's just, that's very human nature tribalism. Very, very, what? Some people override it and then some people fall back into it. The only people that really override it are white liberals. Yep. That's it.

Like every other race. I just left Minneapolis, bro, and I covered the rights there for like two weeks. So I was surrounded by white liberals all over Minneapolis. And one thing that I like to do as a reporter is I just like to act like an MPC and just talk to people because I want to know exactly how they feel. and what's motivating them. And when I was talking to the white liberals in Minneapolis, like,

they do view when ICE does a arrest or an apprehension, like they view that as, oh, a Nazi official is kidnapping my Somali brother. This is like a white person telling me that. And they do feel like they have this, like, moral standing to have to get out there and interfere in operations or anything like that, because they feel like they're standing up

for like their Somali brother or sister, then when you go interview with Somalian, they're not even protesting. They're like, there's a huge disconnect there. It's a savior complex, which in and of itself is an acknowledgement that we have created something

worth preserving. Worth preserving. So in and of itself, it's hypocritical, which they don't understand. Yeah. Well, I don't know if they don't understand.

I think they won't acknowledge it. I think they don't understand it. I think that it's, you think that they're blind to it? I do. I do. Yeah, I would call it toxic compassion.

It's like misplaced compassion. suicidal empathy. Yeah. It is. It does indicate that there's a similar desire, though, between whatever sides you think there are. People are both trying to preserve something. Huh?

Like, you might say there's a left and a right, but both sides are trying to preserve what they think is the American way. The left typically refers to a progressivism, meaning they want to change the thing. And conservatism wants to conserve the thing. Yeah, but I think that... It's not preserving anything. One side is trying to destroy.

trying to protect it. In this instance, the leftist movement is like, hey, get your Nazi Gestapo out of my town. These are my brethren from a distance. We don't want totalitarian. Like, we want to preserve the American way where you can start your own and... You are incorrect. They're saying, open the borders and abolish the state

and abolish profit. They're saying change everything. There are people that are, yeah. But that's what the left means. The ground troop... It means, literally to... The orchestrators probably aren't even American. You know, they're NGOs and stuff. Funnel. No, no, no. Like, left and right was a reference to the right that wanted to maintain this system in France or have a comparable system the left wanted like more leftist economic policies.

Leftists are defined by saying burn the thing down, not preserve it. They're not preserving anything. They're saying newcomers, bring in the newcomers, change everything. No, it's the difference between don't deport my neighbor and bring in new people. Right, because deporting illegal immigrants is stopping their change from happening. Okay. You're not wrong. I'm just saying that I don't that's the mindset of these people. Literally it is. They say it. Are you trying to say, like the people in Minneapolis that they view is as like, this is our way of life. This is American life for us. And we're preserving that. Yes. What Ian's basically saying is that there are two groups and they crashed and one guy says he got chocolate on my peanut butter and the other

guy says he got peanut butter my chocolate. But in reality, they both just made a delicious treat. It does sound like that. Except what's actually happening is one guy's trying to destroy the other guy's chocolate. Really? High fructose corn syrup. Yep. See, we all have a common enemy. It's those corporatists. Did you see, he was in the viral video of the guy with the Hershey's bar? And he's flopping it around.

He's like, this is not chocolate. Yes, I've seen it. It's disgusting. Yeah. You warmed it up, and it's like, oh, we're being poisoned. It's not chocolate. It's gross. And then there was, you see the video of the ice cream?

The guy put an ice cream sandwich on a plate, and then he came back, like, hours later, and it's like, there's like, there's like, but it's largely. It's still there. Yeah, because it's all gelatin and stuff. Yeah. It's like not ice cream. My wife went to a great farmer's market and she bought sour cream. And she comes back with all this great stuff.

And she's like, I got farmers market sour cream. And I grabbed it and looked at it. And it's got 15 ingredients. And I was like, I was like, wife, this is not sour cream. She was like, oh no. I had a one job. Like you go to any grocery store. Marketing got her.

Daisy sour cream. Daisy. The ingredients aren't a day's sour cream? Cultured cream. Yep. And this is at the market at the grocery store. You don't got to go to special farmers market for it. But yeah, all the high fructose corn syrup garbage.

Like, we should play that video. We'll do it the after show where the guy makes modern bread. It's one of the best videos ever seen. He's like, I'm going to make American bread. And then he's like, it's not what you think it is. And then he's like, all the weird chemicals he's mixing in is just so nasty. So nasty. Like, why would you want to eat that?

We should look at it. Bleaching flour. And then adding vitamins because flour is dead, basically. Enrichment. I don't eat that trash. I can't eat it. I get sick when I eat bread. I stopped eating it years ago.

That's if you want to preserve the American way of life, don't eat that shit. Like, you've got to preserve your diet. Don't eat all these 1992 and beyond azodes and aspartame and high fructose corn syrup and what PFAS, these PFS forever plastics I could go on, man. I basically just eat like a pint of sour cream every day. That's like basically my diet. I'm doing a lot of moon cheese. That's my fat.

Moon cheese? Moon cheese is the ultimate. Yeah. I have put sour cream on it. Moochie's a sour cream. Today I had a, oh, dude, they have this thing called Tomb Garlic D. Tube? Tomb, T-O-O-O-M.

Bro. Give me money. Like, I will promote that, like, nobody's business. Ingredients are like garlic and olive oil, and they literally just pulverized garlic, vinegar and olive oil together, and I will drink that stuff. I will take spoonfuls of garlic paste and just eat it. It's so good. I used to boil or like saute.

Huh? Mix it with sour cream, that'd make it a great dip. So I would sock- I was kidding. Oh, no, no, no. It's just pure health ingredients. I mean, sour cream is like the best thing ever. It's just pure fat, you know?

Just like take a chip and just scoop like four tables spoons of sour cream and just... What do you do for protein, Ian? Butter. Sour cream's got... I just eat a hug of butter. You know, when you completed. Stick of butter.

It's just like infusion into the system. I'll do like cheese and lately I'm doing pork. I'm trying to get away from pig. Here's what you do. Here's what you do. Get a pan nice and hot. All right. Splash some olive oil.

I get the oil all, nice and situated all around it. Dump a whole bag of cheddar cheese on that pan and let it fry. And it won't stick if you get it hot. Right. You can then easily flip the whole thing over and you made yourself like a fried cheese tortilla. And then what you do is you put sour cream in it and you eat it. At night before you go to bed. I don't know about that.

If you're building muscle, you want your fats at night. Oh. Yeah. Let's talk about where you're getting this cheese though. Because if you're just doing this shredded cheese from the. grocery store. That's no way now. Sometimes, sometimes it's like organic farm stuff. No good. Yeah, you got a...

No, you can... They got shredded organic, you know? They got shredded organic, good stuff with limited ingredients at the grocery store. You know, it's not all bad. That's why I'm saying, like, you know, my wife goes to the farmer's market and she finds sour cream. It's in this nice, like tub with a picture of a little cartoon cow on it. She'll like, it's going to be great. And then when we come back, I look at it, I'm like, eh. You know what really bothers me? You know what really bothers me? I, when I am Supreme

Chancellor, there's a few things I'm going to ban. Okay. First, of course, it's cilantro, but everyone knows The next is gallon gum in heavy cream. Okay. I don't want to. I need any cream, huh? Yeah, yeah. So I like heavy cream for my coffee, just a little, you know.

But all of the heavy cream brands put gum in it to thicken it up. I don't want that. I just want regular old cream. And they put it in there because they think people like the texture of a thick cream better than runny cream, I guess. At mom's organic shop, they've got real heavy cream. Ingredients, cream. And they're in, like they're from a farm nearby or something. all I need. But that's really far from us. So if we go to like a regular groceries for like a food line, every single cream they have has Gellin gum in it.

And there are some hypotheses that the increase of gum in our products for thickening agents has resulted in this massive spike in colon cancer in millennials. Not surprising. That's not surprising. Yeah. That Gellum gum is a polysaccharide produced through fermentation of carbohydrates by a rubber bacteria. Ferments a carbohydrate into, so it's basically bacterial waste. That's probably what happens. You do those cleanses and the weird stuff comes out. Dude, do the cleanse. No, no.

Okay, Zen cleanse is the company. I'm actually in a few. All right, all right, all right. We're going to grab some Rumble rants and super chats before Ian gross everybody out. So smash the like button, share the show. We're in the uncensored portion of the show in a few minutes. We'll talk a little bit more about animal farm. No spoilers, no spoilers.

But we'll also bring up that I'll try and find that video of the guy making real bread. Of like American factory bread. It's disgusting. All right, we got Pinochet says, and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon. We were just playing some Pink Floyd before the show went up. Yeah, nobody caught the reference when I was said, you know, I said, oh, they came back from the moon. Well, there's no moments making up a dull day there. And everyone's like, huh?

Sarah would have got that she loves Pink Floyd. Oh, yeah. They got some hugely awesome songs, but I never really got into them. AK Storm says one of the Artemis crew named a crater after his late wife. the dude literally loved her to the moon and back and flexed on all other men. Best of luck topping that, boys, the things we do for teats. I will say this. I like that.

Of all the conspiracy theories, people have claimed about how we never went to the moon, I just don't believe any of them until today because this new moon mission can't possibly be real. It's a female astronaut. Yep. I made the joke before the show, right? That's why no one cares. All right. And then Y says, one fact is him.

I was just going to pile on women for no reason. And then Wye says, if you are driving or riding a motorcycle and can't skip, it takes four hours of YouTube ads to listen to a 20-minute segment. That's YouTube's, it's all automatic, bro. YouTube did this thing where ads are basically automatic and you can't even place them anymore because it rejects ad placements. So I used to do an ad every six minutes and 30 seconds and now YouTube automatically runs ads. They've announced this. YouTube isn't, that's wild because I believe you. A 20 minute segment, I don't know about four hours of ads,

but YouTube announced that they were doing auto ads now. So that means, right, if you're on a motorcycle and you can't hit a button, 10 minute ads will play. And it's just like, okay, and we can't do anything about that. You can buy YouTube Red or whatever it is YouTube. Yes, YouTube Premium. Or I will stress, we're available on Rumble. Rumble premium.

Honestly, you spend $13 a month on the premium service of the website, and that's what they're making off ad revenue, so it kind of balances it out. I think the website is Timcast Premium. Is that what it is? Timcast, oh, let me make sure I still have it right. Timcastpremium.com.

Yep, if you go to timcastpremium.com, you can sign up for Rumble Premium, and you can use code Tim10. Timcast Premium should automatically load that code, but use code Tim10, and you'll get added. ad-free listening to everything we post, it'll be on Rumble. So, you know, that's always available.

I mean, bro, you're commenting on Rumble. You know? It's all available on Rumble and YouTube. And, uh, indeed. All right, let's see. Methos says, having worked for the government, I can attest, it is far too incompetent to have kept this secret for almost 60 years. Plus, you would have had to have gotten the Soviets to play along.

And that's the greatest argument, in my opinion. The Soviets would absolutely be coming out being like, they lied and we can prove it. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the anti-American commentary claiming the moon stuff is fake is literally foreign influence to destroy like Americanism. Yeah, because that's what it's rooted in. The whole argument, it's people don't even understand that they're rooting against the success of America. Mythos says, Tim, ICBMs were available for a decade before the mood landings. I will stress, ICBMs worked by going into the stratosphere and then dropping warheads down. If they had a rocket that could go straight up and then come straight down, it would be unable to stop it.

That's what they did to kill Chaminet. They launched a special kind of missile straight up and then it goes right over the target and comes straight down so it can't be intercepted. So having a rocket that can go to the moon is a nightmare scenario. You will have nukes pointed at you every night and they know it. All right, what do we got here? Lava bear says, I believe the UFO is actually a flying aircraft carrier. just like the one in the Marvel Cinematic Universe proved me wrong. That proves it.

And then why says, Ian, discombobulate me harder, Daddy, Crossland. Right. I just need you to vibrate. Vibrate. Oh, I like that. That's a good slogan for that. Move me with your sound. Yeah, yeah. You like that one? I like it. I'm excited. Yeah. I'm big in vibration.

Only the truth that says Tim is a coward when he actually has the opportunity to do what is right. He bends the knee. Spoil the movie Angel Studios deserves it. First and foremost, if I was a coward, I'd take the money and get paid and have thousands of dollars to buy pizza with and just lie to you until tell you the movie was good.

Instead, I did probably the stupidest thing any hosts could do when they're in the business of running ads. I attacked, I criticized heavily the advertiser for trying to advertise with us. The end result could be companies saying, we don't want to advertise on Tim Poole's show because if it turns out he hates the product,

he's going to attack us. I don't think so because I thought the first thing I thought was this is a fucking honorable man. This is a really honorable move because you truly believe it and they want to come on and talk about it. Like it's good for everybody. And I respect them and we'll have that conversation.

But let's be real. If you sold like a skin cream, you might be like, what if Tim Poole thinks the chemicals in it are bad? So instead of doing an ad, he attacks us. Let's just stay away from him. So it was dangerous as a company. And I had people asking me like,

like, why don't you just call them instead of making a public statement? And I said, because people are already running ads for this. There are, there are conservatives doing ads for a pro-communism film right now that is spitting in the face of one of the few anti-communist, like, legacy pieces of culture that we have. And I've talked to people and they're like, well, I don't know, they bought ads and I just promoted the film. And I'm like, yeah, well, you should have watched it. You know? Like, as soon as, as they said, oh, they want you to do ads for animal farming. I'm like, what? No. Like, we saw the trailer for that. And they're like, well, here's what they sent. You can watch the movie. And I was like, okay. And then I read it. I was like, well, fair point. I didn't actually watch the movie.

Just the trailer. So I'll watch it. Oh, my God. I'll just say that. Wow. All right. Let's grab some more. Ramo says Bob Lazar filmed the craft outside the base and they fired him for it. They ruined his life after. Maybe watch his documentary. Yeah, he drove some friends there. And they watched. Just on Netflix, right? Was it? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I saw him on Rogan. I watched like a two-hour thing. Yeah, I watched that. That was fascinating. All right. Let's see. Matt says, holy yap, are we really getting distracted by aliens right now? No one's read about the great deception, apparently. Come on, Tim. Getting distracted by aliens. I'm supposed I can only tell you that everyone has already been distracted by aliens because there's a top trending story. The people want what the people want. I don't know what to tell you, man.

Fisher Mason says my mom just passed. Sorry to hear it, man. Sorry to hear it, man. I need to fly back home ASAP, give send go, hard trip home. Anything helps. Please pray. Love you all. Bender says if chat GPT was a person, it would be Ian. I second that. GPT? Yeah. So smart. The perfect. So much intelligence. That is the perfect explanation for Ian. I just heard that they're pumping. Like if Chad GPD was a person. No one's pumped 180 billion into me yet. Like this is, I'll give you a really good example.

A slight tickle of woke in there, too. Of course, of course. I want to give you one example about... I'm going to give you guys an example of why it's so perfect to compare Ian at Chachypte. It's like, imagine you at ChachyPT and said, explain to me the Antichrist. And Chachyp.D goes, well,

Antichrist could also mean being anti-like Christ. And so you're acting not like Christ was. That's what it means to be anti-Christ. And you're like, what? That's a literal statement. Tell me about the literal antichrist. Give me the actual guy. And I'm like, hmm, I shouldn't have that authority.

Indeed. My friends, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show at rumble.com slash timcast. IRL. You don't want to miss it. Follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast. Avery, do you want to shut anything out? No, but I will say I did have some of your coffee and it was really good, so I'll give you credit there. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Which one did you have, Ian's Graphene Dream or Appalachian Nights? Appalachian Nights. Yeah, that one's my favorite. Very good. Ian's Grafine Dream is also a second bestseller. I had the Appalachian Nights's this evening as well. Indeed. You want to shout anything out, yeah, everyone

and check me out on Ventura Report on X breaking a lot of news. We got a lot of good reporting heading back to the southern border. And one of your viewers told me that we need to make sent tortas to the moon merch. So it looks like that's a hit. But yeah, once again, thanks for having me on. Tim, kind of fun to discuss all the news and the aliens and all the good stuff. Like a torta, riding a torta, eating a torta. To the moon and back.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I want to get her cheese. Visionary. Ian, you got to come to L.A. I got to sit you up on a black. day with a thorta you'll have a good time. We'll have a good conversation on's recording. We gotta get you athoxica.

Avery, people are going to follow you on X at Avery Day. It's D-A-Y-E. One every day. Thanks for coming, guys. I'm at Ian Crosson. You find me at Ian Crossland on the internet. Go to graphing.m. Check out the new documentary.

I'm working on it. And a show I just did with Roseanne Barr went live about two days ago on her YouTube channel. So go there, check out me and Rosie, hitting it off for a couple hours. She's a deep woman. So it was nice to listen. Real smart.

Girl sees the world like I see it with shapes and patterns. So my mom watched it. It was like, I didn't understand what you guys were saying some of the time. I'm like, it's like we got our own language. Sounds about right. Yep. So even my own family. Right on.

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