Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #169 - Protests ERUPT Over Forced Vaccinations In Europe w/ Ryan Long

Episode Date: November 19, 2020

Tim, Ian, Lydia, and guest Ryan Long (@RyanLongComedy on Twitter) discuss what it means that Europe is shutting down for the civil disorder. Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

so we were originally going to open up by talking about what's going out the recount in georgia but alex jones has led like a big rally and then i you know we were thinking about it and i'm like you know this what's getting crazier is this the covid lockdown right now is is probably the craziest we've seen in a long time so much so that i've actually pulled up the the ron paul uh i'll call it an animation yes because i don't want to trigger the controversy again yeah but uh so look we're still we're still waiting to see what happens with these recounts. The deadline is tonight, whether or not Trump will pull off some Hail Mary and figure out a way to actually win the presidency. We'll see. In the meantime, we've actually got really crazy stuff going on. So notably in Denmark, if you saw the title, there's actually a mandatory vaccination law. So there's been ongoing protests. They're banging pots and pans. They're screaming, not really a riot or anything like that. But there are riots across Europe. We're now seeing the lockdowns are hitting every state. New York's locking down. They're shutting down schools. Stores are being stripped clean. And it's like, all right, this is probably a bit

more pressing. We should probably talk about this. So because this is such a very serious and important topic that is life or death, we brought in Ryan Long to hang out with us. Thank you very much. And before we even get into that, there's some bigger pressing news. I have an injury because I was brought by Tim Pool to his skate park. And I requested a skate park. And then that's when he cracked out the Razor scooters and soap shoes. And he says he feels more comfortable in that avenue.

As long as no one knows. Yeah, people don't know that about tim pool is that it's all razors scooters and soap shoes he's grinding the rails with his shoes and this is what happens you end up with uh quite the scenario here this dude was jumping around like like a little kid and then he fell down and went and i was like oh geez oh, geez. He had Kid Rock blasting. How dare you? My name is Tim! As he razor scootered down the guardrail. There's no guardrail down there. Well, there isn't anymore after my injury.

So, you know, it is kind of a joke that we bring in Ryan to talk about something very serious. But I got to say, you know, it's probably better that we laugh considering the world seems to be falling apart, you know. So we'll roll with it. But, you know, Ian's chilling too. Hi, everyone. He doesn't want to rat out Tim. And we have, of course, we have Ron Paul. Oh, yeah.

No, I was going to say, we have me, but we also have Ron Paul. Way more. Ryan, would you call that a gif or a jif? Yeah, which is it? That's a gif to all of us. Way more. Ryan, would you call that a gif or a jif? Yeah, which is it? That's a gif to all of us. Thank you. Ron, it's a gif. You guys were wrong.

Thank you, Canadians. That's why I called it an animation. That's right. It's not really an animation. I don't know what it is. An animated gif? No, what would you... It's like a loop.

What would you call the video that's only like four frames? All of the above. Yeah. It's happening. So a lot of things have been... It's happening lately you know what i mean so yes of course lydia is here too but uh like so we have the it's happening with the crazy

election now we have the it's happening with the covid lockdown and in europe like it's gone absolutely insane so before we get started smash the like button hit the notification bell we're live monday to friday at 8 p.m and uh let's just talk about what's going on man what's going on ryan well i just came back from new york they just uh they locked the they take comedy down from 12 o'clock to 10 o'clock and all the clubs and everything like that and they just uh closed up the school so me personally i'm waiting for a new like 11 year old girl maybe if there's like a greta kovberg that can tell us what to do because you know we knew what to do about global warming but then now no we didn't until she came along that's what i mean they haven't ushered in a new 11 year

old chick that has all the answers she's like 18 yeah she looks like she's loving joe biden's like 95 000 i'm like i'm kind of accustomed to listen to 11 year olds nowadays i'm conditioned it is kind of funny though that it's like, where are the regular-aged people? Like, we either have little kids or we have really old people. Yeah, seriously. What's up? I guess we have, you know... No, can you name...

There's somebody. Ted Cruz. No, I can't name anyone under the name. Yeah, yeah. All right, there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. He's okay.

But I mean, like, on the left for, like, their climate change. It's like Usher, bring out the little girl. Yeah. It's always some little kid. And then they then they always have like a reactionary right-wing guy that's like i was 12 and i actually like it you know i think goldworm instincts they do though he goes the other way yeah i forgot the kid the kid's name but there was some right-wing kid who came out like challenging there's always sort of uh yeah what is this so crazy what is anyway anyway no the lockdown right now it's crazy you Obviously, as soon as Trump lost, Brooklyn went nuts and it was lockdowns are over again. It was a rave.

So I went there. They had like Burning Man trucks. People were dancing. It was – people were crying. They couldn't be happier, right? And they had – people had a bag of Cheetos and they were putting them on the floor and then stomping them ceremonially. That's a front to Cheetos, man. putting them on the floor and then stomping them ceremonially. Like that's, that's, that's a front to Cheetos because the, because the orange man was dead

and just wasting to use it. That it was a branded sponsor. Actually, you know, they're very industrious. You know, it was throwing out bags of people so I could stomp on them. Jokes aside though, I do the Cheeto hour podcast if you want to, and it's going to be very hard to sell now with Trump. So we're going to need the press. But so they locked everything down. Here's the perfect.

It's so crazy because I'm watching businesses one by one drop and like real friends of mine. Right. And people are still writing articles being like these Nazis. Like here, for example, there's this one comedy club that was doing shows, wrote a bunch of articles. They're trying to shut it down. If you actually talk to the guy, he goes, dude, I literally I'm a comedy club owner and i have a family to feed and you know we can't get money either like i shut down this club go bankrupt go on welfare or i'm trying i'm gonna try to do some shows and try to make some money so this is where a lot of people are at and then three places closed down

and there's nothing really anyone could do so people try to make do and then you get called whatever like you know murderers and all this sort of stuff is that is that people really calling them murderers in new york like worse you know worse they're calling them racist i know right one worse than murderer that would be racist that the racist thing really works on people yeah no so it's it's uh but i mean people don't want to do so they and even if they do they have these like big leases so they try to they try to make a little bit of money by running a show and then people shut it down. And that's why now I think like even what you're talking about, they're just saying, you know, we're tired of like tricking people. Remember before for a while they would just tell some like, you know, bull crap stuff where they go.

Oh, I remember all the articles that were like, you know, you actually look sexy in a mask. And then they showed a picture of Tom Hardy. Right. And you'd be like, dude in a mask looking sexy. And you picture of tom hardy right and be like dude in a mask looking sexy and you're like okay well that's tom hardy and that's that's kind of like what they were doing and then and then eventually they're like hey we don't even have to lie to them anymore we could just like tell them to stay in their house and that'll be the end of it and then start berating and insulting them yeah that is crazy like yeah when this all started it was like

guys please you know it's 15 days to slow the spread we've got to work together on this and now that it's been almost a year they're like shut your mouth and get back in your hovel yeah i'm done we're done uh listening i actually respect the people that are kind of uh fighting the power like there's this one comedy club they go because you can be in synagogues right now and they go they just announced they go we're actually doing synagogue shows now. It's like, we just want to get out there. And everyone's like, I see what you guys are up to. That's amazing.

Yeah, but they're targeting. I know what you're thinking. It would be hard to get paid. Oh, my gosh. No, you do the show. Oh, my gosh. You're the best. No, I'm just saying because it's illegal.

It's true. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry. Because you're skirting around the law. No, you try to get paid. And you're like, hey, you promised $50. And's true, yeah. I know, yeah. I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry. Because you're skirting around the law. No, you try to get paid and you're like,

hey, you promised $50 and they say, $20? What do you need $10 for? Oh my gosh. That's an old joke. I know, right? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Old joke for an old comedy show. Oh my goodness. But they're actually targeting the Jewish community pretty heavily in New York City. There's now a rumor that cops have binoculars and they're trying to look through windows

to see if they can find people practicing a religious Jewish ceremony of some sort so they can come down on them. I'll tell you what the craziest thing to me is. That you could wear a cop uniform and tell people you're doing that? Seriously? Yes.

Oh, these binoculars? I'm a cop. I'm a big... Why am I watching you shower? It covid reasons i'm a cop so you know us cops were the worst after all tricks we're actually at a point where the city government is destroying businesses by force specifically singling out the jewish community so this was this this is actually specific there's hot spots and cuomo announces we're going to do this lockdown in these areas and somebody was like hey wait a minute those

are all jewish areas and you're ignoring the hot spots that aren't jewish what's up with that yeah shut your mouth and they just they just keep doing it then they arrested one of the guys who was leading the protests against it so you quite literally have this is a very funny phenomenon the government is ordering people to lock down in the United States across the country, and it's happening all over Europe. This is empowering massive corporations. So when the mom and pop shop shutters, Amazon gets all the money. So you have this very, you know, let's just call it inadvertent lucrative merger between corporation and state. Dude, it's the biggest transfer of wealth in our lifetime while while they're targeting the jews what is that is it does this sound like

something well i will be clear that to put a tiny wrench in that theory when they're they're they're targeting like the hasidic jews in brooklyn yeah they're not you know that's not really like the historically like the wealthy Jews in New York. Right. It's a kind of a – But the issue was when they announced they were going to be locking down the hot spots, it was like they just pointed to the Hasidic Jewish neighborhood and then ignored the hot spots outside of it. So it's like, what are you doing? They went to the park and they chained the park shut in the Jewish neighborhood.

And a bunch of people – these are you pro or against this i'm the lockdown i'm absolutely targeting that's i'm i'm totally against it and i'm pointing out how crazy it is is it that we actually have some kind of faux pseudo-fascism and i say that because first of all the authoritarianism is that the authoritarian the total lockdown and stuff is authoritarian but like the idea that the government is going to lock everything down and it benefits these massive corporations greatly to the point where they consolidate power it sounds very fascistic like you know musolini said the merge the the merger of the corporation in the state you know and then you have the academic definition which doesn't really apply but it's fairly fascistic dude you never have to it's so much easier to just get people to root for

what you already want them to do like literally right right now all these businesses are shutting down and who's the number one person that's for it you know the public they're you know lock us in our houses give me a bedtime people are demanding put me in my pantry and give me my ration of donut have you seen the meme where it's like yay we defeated fascism quick force you know now now the enforced lockdowns yeah so and these people i've seen so many people that are friends of mine that they're they're so pro this and then they kind of go the same in the same breath they don't have a problem with

hypocrisy that like amazon's getting rich and all these companies countries are you know companies are getting rich it's sort of but you'll see this so much like i just uh you know there used to be like labor parties and now they all just kind of got woke and now they're essentially like elitist. They don't even care about any – Managerial parties. Yeah. HR departments. They are.

They're like elitist labor parties. They kind of hate the working class for the most part, right? Oh, totally, yeah. So I saw them on the other day. They were making a video and they were posting on like the directing sites and stuff like that. And they're like, hey, we're casting for this video. We're looking for non-union talent and non-union directing. They're making a video about how unions are great.

No, for real? Really? Wow. Interesting. And they're casting non-union talent. And it was like not even a speck of problem with these like hypocrisies that they hold in their own opinions. That's. And you go, well, why don't you want to hire unions?

You're like, well, because it's too expensive for us. And you're like, but anyways, back to our steel worker video. It's like they don't care. Having someone go on camera, non-union labor, to read a script about how unions are great, it's absolutely insane. It's remarkable. Church of Scientology hired me to do a Scientology video

about the right to marriage with my girlfriend who I wasn't married to. But that was a weird experience. What? That's weird, too. It's just fake. It's all fake. One of my old married Scientologists. It's made of plastic. Made of 50 bucks.

It's all plastic. 50 bucks. You know what's funny? It's a lot of plastic, that's for sure. There's a video out of Seattle where a bunch of construction workers are protesting socialists. The socialists showed up to Amazon, and they're protesting Amazon. And it's like woke college students, you know, glasses, very typical colored hair. And they're like the working people. And then all of a sudden, the construction workers start shouting them down.

Like, these people aren't the working class. They're the bourgeoisie wearing a working class mask, trying to convince everybody that they're, you know, for for the working class and for actual laborers. And they're the they're literally it is this is funny the wokeness stuff it's all hr department so it's quite literally it is the the democrats have become the political party of hr departments managerial elites wealthy bankers the wokeness it's because oh no we can't have none of that you know don't get sued and students too yeah like hr departments and students yeah well yeah and especially once they run out of like actual targets you find them like if you look at some of the stuff that's been going on where they go you know how jk rollins got cut down or whatever right like they would agree with her on 99.9 of stuff yep and it

was like you don't comply for the x1 and that's kind of not enough like there was that one hey you got to burn something huh well you exactly but there was a new one with uh lizzo and she basically came out and i always said lizzo is a huge inspiration to the fat gross community but she said recently that she came out she's a big inspiration in the fat gross community she said that she said that the fat gross movement movement, people weren't fat and gross enough. And she was like, it got taken over by white chicks and they aren't even fat enough. Are you talking about body positivity? This is true. Are you talking about body positivity?

Yes. That's what she said. Oh, my God. And you go, yeah, this is helping anybody. You know, the fat movement isn't fat enough. That's what's really funny about like the the covid stuff in the lockdown is that there's not going to be a body positivity movement in a in a year no because everyone's going to be gaunt and like feed me yeah yeah right no businesses

no food no stimulus people are gonna go hungry you know maybe that's the real conspiracy because i was reading that there's a conspiracy theory that the global elites are like faking everything just want to kill poor people this guy hangs out with alex jones one day one day just one day i heard it from him and i'm like the real conspiracy is that they're and they're they're they're anti-woke and they hate the body positivity movement so they're like how do we make americans make sense take away all their money take away all their jobs shut down all the restaurants. You can only order things on Amazon. And then all of a sudden you're going to end up with a whole bunch of really thin people.

Actually, you know, I know it's just being silly, but think about what might actually happen in a year. They're saying the COVID lockdown is going to last until quarter two or quarter three of next year. What do you think happens? You think a lot of these, you know, more abundantly obese people become just like morbidly? No, I said more abundantly on purpose. They're going to be on food stamps and buy more abundantly obese people become just like thin. Morbidly. No. I said more abundantly on purpose. They're going to be on food stamps and buying Pepsi. More abundantly obese means you are literally about to die from obesity. All right.

All right. They'll become more sedentary and they'll keep buying crap food with food stamps and just get sickly and fat. Yeah, but they're not going to have jobs or money. So they're like going to slowly start withering away. Well, even with, yeah, with the lack, with COVID sort of taking away people people's jobs it goes one way or the other same with the trump you know whether he's gone or whatever he's not gone it's like with that when you take that stuff away people either have to kind of be like all right let me actually get my life together now or they or they double down

on like okay well i don't have a job i don't have food i guess i can double down on my activism because right activism has been in like for the last four or five years it's been you know this stuff's been an excuse for a lot of people to not have to do anything like oh i couldn't you know write that extra book i had to yell at the cops i couldn't oh i would love to have taken that school course but i did something better i argued on facebook for 45 minutes yeah yeah you know that and they go that must be nice for you to not have to do that but i had no choice you know i had no choice right you don't want. It's a perfect excuse for being lazy. It's true. I mean, it's a huge excuse, right?

I mean, activism used to be kind of hard. Right. You used to have to actually go out and do things. You used to get arrested and charged with crimes. Now the DA's cut you loose and you're like, back to it. So easy. Remember 10 years ago when we'd see, like, you'd see some white chick, like, go to Africa and build a school

and you'd be like, oh, people kind of, like, roll their eyes at that? Yeah. She did 10 times more. Seriously. 10? 10? Dude, that person who got on a plane and now- Did 50 times more. No, no, no, no, no. Found, yeah, oh, people kind of like roll their eyes at that. Yeah. She did 10 times more. Seriously. Yeah. 10? Dude, that person got on a plane. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Found. Yeah, yeah, go. No, no. I don't know how you. It's a multiplier effect because I don't know how you do this. When the far left activism is a net negative, they're not making things. They're destroying things. But I was I was saying 10 times the energy put in.

But you're right. It's negative 100. Well, none of them do anything. But yeah, that's true. That's true, too. I mean, but the thing is put in, but you're right. It's negative 100. None of them do anything, but yeah. That's true. That's true too. I mean, but the thing is you used to have to go, you go to Africa, you'd find a kid, you take your picture.

Now you just find some guy in Brooklyn and you're like, look, this guy isn't even a CEO. It's the whole thing now. So I think a lot of people are going to have to figure out, you know, what their life looks like post Trump and, you know, post COVID. If you're like, if you're for the, you know, if you're with the government on COVID, you're with the, you know, government corporations on, you know, what the, how people should treat each other. It's like, what is. I think, I think post Trump, there's going to be a lot of Trump ism. That's already what they're

saying. So I'm seeing like somebody tweeted, you know, Trump's lawsuit. It's not really arguing fraud or whatever. And then someone responded. They're just trying to keep Trumpism going. And I'm like, Trumpism? These Trumpists. Yeah, Trumpists. They actually say Trumpets.

Yeah. Like Trumpet. What do you think? Do you think that like Trumpism is a little bit of a religion? There's no such thing as Trumpism. No, no, no. I'm saying like you could probably agree that the whole woke thing became a religion for some people.

Oh, yeah. It is a religion for sure. Non-theistic religion. Absolutely. I would say that for some people donald trump is somewhat of a religion yes yeah but cult of personality trump's not uh you know i think a lot of people he doesn't have as many tenants yeah i think i think i think a lot of the people who support trump are kind of regular people who roll their eyes you know what crazy things he says i like kurt matzker he said this because he's like a jehovah's witness and he says the difference between the real religions and the fake religions is or not the real religions and

the bad religions is you actually have to do their thing like with christian and catholic you kind of you kind of don't have to do it right with with the with trump he's like you don't really have to do my things but in you know if you're a part of the woke thing it's like no you kind of have to do the things oh yeah so that's well it's not even that in if you're part of the woke religion i imagine like if being woke and like showing up to... You know what? Have you ever seen Silent Hill? That movie?

It's a video game, but you ever seen... Only that part of it a few weeks ago. So there's a part where she goes down into this shaft and there's like...

It's a horror movie, right? And there's a bunch of nurses and they're like very busty and attractive, but their faces are all bandaged up and they're like all twisted and they have knives. And if you make a single noise, they start swinging wildly with the knives.

Isn't it like? I imagine that what it's like being woke. It's like you're in there with them. And you're like sweating. And you're like, if I say one wrong thing, all of these women are just going to start swinging knives at me. And like slashing throats. 100% accurate. It's exactly what it's like.

It is a little bit like that. You know what? And that kind of like aggression, I know I'm kind of making weird analogies here, but a lot of it is just like city chick stuff. Yeah. Because if you think about it, a lot of what's happening is, you know, you have a group of like chicks or whatever, and they'll be like, you know, telling people what they should want.

Like, this is what you should think's hot. This is what you should want in a woman. Yes. telling people what they should want like this is what you should think's hot this is what you should want in a woman yes and you go these are a little bit like hot girl demands and you have not hot chicks telling them yeah what's going on you go it's like a guy that's poor being like you this is what you should like in a guy and he's like living on the street and he's never at a job and he's smoking weed on your couch and he's like have you have you have you heard of life coaching yeah so many of these life coaches are like not particularly successful people therapists are all depressed trying to tell you what you should be doing but i think i think uh woke the wokeness is quite literally social pressures from uh young like millennial city yeah i don't want to say young because now they're in their

30s city women like you said telling people what they should like and the guys who think that by agreeing with whatever they say they'll get laid yeah so you've got 68 percent of millennial women are democrat and then men are actually millennial men are but you know evenly split between democrat republican i'm fairly confident you know a lot of these like male feminists they think they're gonna get laid like they think just agreeing with these women i'm not saying literally every single one but there's a lot of them and i i say that specifically because there are a lot uh you know the meme reset the clock yeah there's a lot of these male feminists who are actually abusers and assault these women they're entering these spaces pretending to be

woke because they're predators looking for and then there's some bad ones too oh yeah yeah yeah those guys are pretty bad oh there are substantially worse ones there i kind of just to interrupt from the last point it's kind of weird i was thinking about this when people a lot of people say you know especially with gen z like gen z is more conservative right and it's and it's so yeah but it's the truth is like those words just got changed you go is it really the gen z is more conservative or is it that they're like well i know i'm not that you know so i think a lot of these words got changed and you know one of the things is more authoritarian but if you actually look at what's being considered conservative

it's just that they've changed all the lines and all the definitions so gen z is only a little bit more conservative in some areas but they're very they're very much on par with progress with millennials gen z uh is slightly more conservative in some areas than millennials, but for the most part, it's pretty much the same. But that's serious because every generation has been way more progressive than the last except for Gen Z. Gen Z has kind of like sort of shifted a little bit in the other direction. And I think it's because the left doesn't have kids and the right does so i i talked about this before that in the 2000s early 2000s they said they uh conservative families are having an average uh 2.01 kids per family and liberals are having point 1.7 and so add 20 years you have slightly more conservative gen z than you have of liberal well that accounts for some of it but there's also like a ton of immigrants and stuff

like that so that's true they would even that out to some degree but i think it's you know the what makes someone say whether they're conservative or liberal and i think a lot of these see politics is is the easy way to look at it it's kind of like the ufc like you know with sports right if you're if you're like oh i'm gonna get into sports like if you're a girl that's like wants to get into something and you want to get into politics it's so easy You just pick a team and you go on this and you don't really do anything. Right. So it's an easy thing to like get involved with. Like UFC, if you're going to basketball or baseball, you need to know the stats. Whereas like a lot of people can just pick a pick a thing.

So everything gets looked at through that lens. But I think more so when especially when you're looking at kids and stuff like that, it's a lot of it is like a masculine versus feminine feminine dynamic masquerading as a left-right dynamic yeah absolutely i mean sounds like something jordan peterson would say really well yeah yeah jordan peterson is giving uh joe biden a run for his money and who has the better hair plugs those guys those guys both look like mr burns and now they have like afros oh my gosh we gotta take gotta take it. But yeah. So do you know what I mean? Like there is, there's so much, all of this stuff where it's like when you look at like freedom, safety and all of the things that are manifesting themselves as left, right.

Right. It's all male, female. Well, that's, that's why it's interesting that 68% and this is from, I think a year so ago from Pew Research, 68% of millennial women are Democrats. And then men are evenly split. Like I said said probably because some guys are just you know not really democrats they're just predators or they're just you know going after these women not for sure that weird white knight like uh simpson phenomenon yeah it's

like it's like a they trust in god but god is that women taking over and it's it's almost like it's vague it's like the white if i give my power to women then everything's gonna be all right it's like i think you're just talking about simps just like i would also call them simps yeah they're just guys who are like i will give you oh yeah exactly i'll give you whatever you want and that'll work for me and then i'm with her i don't know anything about her but she's better than him some people aren't meant to stray from the pack right for them it was you know here's what the rules are and then they'll go okay i'll take that i don't want to be stepping out of line and this is what they're told to do so i think a lot of people just and there's people in that that you know that there's people on all sides that believe what they say it's not like everyone's right right but i think a lot of people

that are feeling like alienated from whatever being on a different side it's because like you know everyone's like oh we need to be more safe and everyone's feeling you know this is what men are and they go what it's just like all this stuff they're's like, oh, we need to be more safe. And everyone's feeling, you know, this is what men are. And they go, what? It's just like all this stuff they're being told about what like a man is. I was talking to, you know, like a chick when she, girls will say, for example, like, you know, men need to be more emotional. And obviously like girls don't really want that. What they, as soon as, dude, when you start, go, go cry a bunch in front of your girl.

See how much she likes that. You see, you see how quickly she has a new guy but they go i was talking about this a bit ago they go every every guy like they need to be more in touch with their feelings they don't talk with their friends enough about emotions and you go no no when i hang out with my friends i get to not talk about my emotions right it's your pre because they think about it like themselves like what do i get from my friends and you go no no i might i don't want to go talk to my friends. It's more importantly, I don't want to hear about my five, five friends' problems.

Right. This is like when I get to not do that stuff. Yeah, we're chilling. I don't want. Look, I deal with my own problems. I go to work. Oh, it's frustrating. You know, I stubbed my toe.

And then you go hang out with your friends. Fall down the half pipe. Fall down the half pipe. Place your wrist open. And then when you hang out with your friends, it's like not work, not stress. It's none of that chill out yeah yeah you don't want to you know i don't want to give a list of my problems i don't want you know my my chick you know oh like you and your friends you like never talk about stuff i go that's why we're friends for like so long you know every time

i hung out is you know one of joe biden's biggest uh gains of demographics is unmarried women that's weird really yeah because i i heard that donald trump made gains with white women like white marriage i just hear donald trump's always making gains that's right like eating big macs no it's just jack dude shreddy well i love i love how the trump supporters draw him oh my gosh it's like dude you can really you can really see the two realities in like a ben garrison comic where trump is like super ripped and smiling and like nancy pelosi's heads on like a donkey or something and then you but then you look at like the resistance comics and trump is like hunched over with tiny hands and it's like both sides are really really like living in this in this world to be fair though i i trump is not uh this

like pathetic sad tiny hands that's like right way over the top i think he has two dicks personally he's certainly he's certainly not super ripped but like the crazy thing to me is that they try and simultaneously have this narrative about trump being this really awful nasty guy but also how he's like really pathetic and whiny and cry baby and they show babies and it's like this is a guy who it's called rosa donald a fat pig on tv i'm not i'm not saying he's a good person i'm just certainly saying he's not weak you know i mean yeah they they love to go at it like that i mean that goes back to the you know no problem having you know two different two completely different points of view it's kind of we were talking about this earlier but they were killing scott adams because he was saying yeah in the when they did the million march or whatever people were

like oh there was no one there right people were like here's a bunch of pictures and they're like look at this guy defending trump and it was like we go what is your point even that like no they're like is your point that he doesn't have any followers and he's people are leaving him and no one likes him or is your point that he has tons of followersist. And what is even one of those better than the other? I don't know what you're – What am I getting here? It was just like, oh, someone said something about Trump and it wasn't negative enough the way that I interpreted it. It's not even about is the statement negative.

Does it sound negative? Yeah. Dude, that Donald Trump, have you seen how ripped he is? What's up with that? Oh, my God. You have to speak in code. Just say anything about him, but make it sound bad and they'll be like that's good that's okay yeah oh i saw donald trump it was awful he was giving children

presents at christmas what was he thinking yeah they hear a black chick being like donald trump is stupid and they're like i don't know what to think about this is that positive or negative but yeah it's it's it's quite literally say something and be opposed from even if it's wrong this is the craziest thing because now what they're doing on Twitter is they're like, in Donald Trump's latest lawsuit, he says there's no fraud. And then all of them are like, oh, Trump's – everything he said about voter fraud, disproven. And I'm just like, oh, this is one lawsuit out of a litany. And this one lawsuit, they're arguing against what they're calling improper votes. And then they're like, what's they're calling uh improper votes and then

they're like what's your point why why are you defending donald trump and it's like do you want to just say wrong things because if you want to play that game i'll just be like donald trump threw a puppy off a bridge yeah can i join in is that all i gotta do is make something up and just claim it's bad about trump trump trump hates cats i figured it out okay i figured it out okay they made trump so binary that now they have no choice but to be like, he's black or he's white. Donald Trump is so binary, though. Exactly.

I know. Right? That sounds like a woke insult. He's the least non-binary person in the history of the world. I know. Right. Oh, my gosh. It's true.

It quite literally is make up anything about Trump and make it seem bad. And it's really funny when people will say something about Trump that doesn't sound bad enough and then they regret it. Like, uh-oh. Like they'll tweet something that is supposed to be negative but could be interpreted as positive. And they're like, oops. Whoopsie. You can't say anything as long as you just say. Like what?

Like, look at Trump drank 12 beers. And people are going to be like, yo, pretty bass, Trump. Trump got two scoops of ice cream. I'm not sure I'm supposed to feel about that. Is it a bad thing? Yes, it's bad. Okay, now I agree with you. But you know how much of a lies it is?

Because, you know, especially with the Hollywood people, I don't know if you saw, but so Chris Pratt, basically, kind of people were coming up because, you know, they've been saying like, who, you know, let's round up the Trump supporters, all this sort of stuff, right? Yeah. And then Chris Prattatt i guess he's he like voted trump or whatever right so they made all these articles like people that weren't in hollywood and then all these people in hollywood who have been you know bounding the drum doing the grammy speeches came out and they go oh we know we we know chris pratt he's like a really good guy and this and that and they go okay so your friends are allowed to like trump yep all right so what it's everyone else like anyone else if they like they're in

trouble but your friends are allowed to do it it's like no you guys don't care it's all the all the marvel people came out defending him yeah whereas people are go cancel your parents and i agree your friends should be able to like whatever politician they like and you should be friends with but i go you can't kind of have it both ways you can't yell at people and like participate in the system of telling people they're you know should cancel their parents and then at the same time go back and be like well except for tom like he's actually cool and you know he likes trump yeah yeah and you know what my favorite one about him is but they do this all the time they go and i'm not like religious or anything but with him they go he he participated in a hate group

and he's parts of these hate groups you look it's just a church yeah yeah they do got it now right now here's here's the bigger issue what uh well first let me ask you this do you think trump's gonna find a way to stay in in the presidency i mean i think the odds are probably like what we were talking about before when you look because people's betting odds a lot of people will say to me they go 80 like he's got he's coming back like you don't even know and i go if that's the case why don't you mortgage your house and bet it because you've got the inside scoop and you'll make a million dollars right you obviously know right so i mean i think it's probably close to what those odds are i mean it would it would be very difficult to overturn three things i think that's a good bet those are

odds based on what people uh those those are odds based on what people uh those are the odds based on what people think well i don't know so this is the only odds we have but yeah i've pulled up we have that doesn't mean anything it just means we have election betting odds that have trump at 10.5 percent to be the next president that's higher than i would predict it has him at 13 cents a share to win the electoral college. That's a winning money bet, man. But winning the electoral college, that's that's that's not him becoming the president. Like he could become president a lot of ways. Winning the electoral college means overturning these states and then Trump gaining those

votes from Biden. So there's less of a chance of that. Way less of a chance. Yeah. Trump could become president through like the lights go off and he comes out and DDT's Joe Biden. Right, right, right. Off a ladder. That's I've seen. I know i've seen that happen before it could be uh uh something

happens joe biden maybe it could be a contingent election where the house delegations pick them it's not through the electoral college and they're saying 13 cents a share so here's what i'm telling people okay if you really think they're gonna release the kraken and they've got all this evidence and it's coming and trump's gonna win it's like you just said it mortgage your house put all that money down right if you really believe it i don't actually think people should do that just that's because deep down you probably think that they're gonna lose their house yeah they're gonna lose so look i'll tell you this i remember in 2016 when people were like bet on trump i'm gonna bet on trump and the odds were around the same thing i know people who put down $100 because it was a value bet.

Meaning, if I lose $100, whatever, I could win $1,000. But also, this idea that you're going to lose $100 because you might win $1,000, it means you think you might win. It means you think Trump could do it. If someone came to you and said, here's a bet. 100% guarantee you lose all your money. But if you do win, which you can't, you'll get a thousand bucks. People are going to be like, no, what do you mean? Right.

So they actually do think Trump. But also if you bet a hundred bucks, like I'll put a hundred to five hundred dollars down just straight up because it's funny. But you're not going to I'm not going to drop five hundred bucks. I did on this election. I bet I bet five hundred on Trump. And I was like, I didn't think, well, you didn't lose it yet. Right. this election i i bet i bet uh 500 on trump and i was like i didn't think well you didn't lose it yet right but i just i just thought it'd be funny because i'm like i knew i was doing all these like election shows that night and i go if people are melting down and i just won a thousand bucks

i'm like that's real yeah it'll be hilarious which almost happened but then but i was just straight up because i thought it was funny like i didn't care either way what if you know on election night 2016 we had the slow motion breakdown as the state started coming in one by one for trump trump's winning and then the left slowly started losing their mind more and more it's like that famous young turks video where he's like we can still do it if we get wisconsin then it's like wisconsin trump goes god it's like what if we're seeing that but like times 100 where and i don't even i do not think the odds of this happening are 10 i think it's like 0.001 like really slim but could you imagine what it would be like if they're all dancing in the street and stomping on cheetos bags and they're celebrating pull out their masks and

chugging champagne and handing it to each other and then a week later one of the one of the states is refusing the sky just turns orange. But like, I'm imagining, you know, so we're still about a month out from the electoral college certification. A lot can happen. So what happens like next week, there's some suit and then it's like Philadelphia flips, you know, from some, you know, Giuliani's suit wins. And then the left goes, okay, well, I mean, Joe Biden still won. We're celebrating good times, you know, and then a week and a half later. And then it's like Arizona. And then Trump somehow pulls it off. And it's this month long.

It was one day in 2016. It's a one month long, slow, drawn out process of Trump flipping things and winning. I think a lot of these people would be honestly happy about it. Totally. You know, there's a whole industry, you know, built around this stuff. When I was even the day that he won, like, you know that a lot of people in these, like, activist organizations were, like, that night looking at their baton and having, like, a will-I-won't-die moment.

You know what I mean? It's just, like, one day. Jeff Zucker. Like, it's still, there's, you know, Trump might win. So you say, and there's a chance. They got the Molotov cocktails. They can't bring themselves to throw out the Molotov cocktail because it just might happen. Jeff Zucker's over at CNN and he goes, what have I done?

He's going to lose all his money. They're going to sell CNN. There's rumors that AT&T. I heard they're going to do it to Teletoon. That's what I heard. Really? Yeah, no, that's what I heard. I definitely heard that.

A Canadian art cartoon network. Totally heard that. Yeah, yeah. People are saying Trump might buy it, but i think that's just wishful thinking could you imagine how hilarious it would be if trump buys cnn they'd block that sale no yeah they wouldn't let it happen but but listen listen if so at&t is like a spite sale yeah well no they're in the hole at&t doesn't care about this stuff these massive corporations are like dude give me money they're not i'm sure deep down they're like i don't care and then Trump bought CNN. I hope Breitbart rises the capital by CNN. Right. No, no, no. Here's the problem. CNN is worth nothing now. That's why they need

to sell it. CNN was going down the tubes a long time ago. And then Trump showed up and they started blasting Trump rallies on TV nonstop and it helped him get elected. But they were making money off of it. Their ratings were going up by showing Trump what the people wanted. They wanted the orange man. Hey, dude, I've been agreeing with you on that. We've been talking about this for a while, but I'm like, dude, when Trump got voted out of office,

a lot of people's entire comedy career just got voted out of office. Yep, yep. It's crazy. So you did a bit, you had that sketch where it's like a newsroom on election night and they all cheer like, yeah, Biden, Harris. And then it's like so you did a bit you have that sketch where it's like a newsroom on election night yeah and they all cheer like yeah biden harris and then it's like a month later and they're all sweating and like what do we write about there's nothing to write about it's over so and i was watching i went to um like union square the day after so they had their big party

in brooklyn and everyone was happy i went it was pretty fun and uh did you get to stomp on the samachitos did you do did you i got the stomach no i went i was uh i was with like a bunch of friends and we kept like doing jokes to each other like i would yell me and danny were like kind of weird you being here after voting for trump no say that loudly in front of other brooklyn people i i kept saying i kept trying to start a locker up chant and then blame it on Danny. Were you actually yelling? Yeah. Nobody would join in.

No, obviously not. But I was also like, I'd run out of the way and pretend it was just kidding around. But so the next day after everyone, you know, had their fun, I went to the, I was just filming in union square the next day. And this is where they protest. They've been doing a protest against Trump every Saturday for the last eight months, a impeachment, you know, like get him out of the office.

Right. So I go to like mess with them a lot of times, but the day after the day after he won, they were all still there. And they were like, this is just the beginning. Joe Biden is still complicit in Islamophobia, transphobia,

white supremacy. It's like, they didn't even take the day off. They didn't even take one day off. It's not going to work. So they were right back back in it but you could tell the enthusiasm everyone walking by was like all right dude like it's over we don't need trump yeah the media companies need him there there is going to be right now they're probably all sitting down doing some kind of like prayer circle saying like let trump win and then they like, no one can know we want Trump to win.

But if he doesn't win, we're all going to lose our jobs. There's been some flailing articles, you know. Oh, dude, we got one. We got one. Yeah, we do have one. Just three pointers from the other three point line turned around backwards. Check it out. Truly amazing.

If you want to talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard they're pulling out wood chips, I give you the Daily Mail. Ivanka Trump, quote, blamed a fart on her classmate when she was a bratty teenager. To be fair, she did do that to me and I needed to write that article to get something off my chest. It's all your fault. This is not an exaggeration. They actually wrote an article about Ivanka Trump 23 years ago or something farting and then saying it was you. Like, that's the news.

Okay. It is the Daily Mail. Okay. We got to give them a little benefit of the doubt because it is the Daily Mail. It's not just the Daily Mail. Who is it? It's a bunch of other outlets who all wrote the same thing the new york times wrote an article yesterday i'm not even kidding it was

actually not the daily mail that that initially wrote this story okay we've got it from yesterday daily news former ivanka trump bff remembers a fart blaming elitist for the creepy dad new york times wrote an article that said in college Trump took an upper decker. Oh my gosh. Are you serious? Oh my gosh. Oh, Ryan. Do people know what an upper decker is?

Trump took an upper decker in the girls' bathroom. And it was a school he didn't even go to. I knew it. Wow, that's amazing. Daily News. What is it? Oh, no. When you take the top off the the uh the top off the toilet the lid off the toilet

and you sit on top of it so that when they flush i got it we call it top shelf in it right you know back in chicago that was like you know top shelf like liquor you know what i mean like you know looking up yeah top shelf's pretty good i'm gonna vomit well this is what what collegeage people do for some reason. I was just joking. So anyway, anyway. What's the thing when you – oh, yeah, Ivanka Trump Dutch oven someone. Oh, my gosh.

This is a preview of what's to come. Barron Trump when he was three years old Dutch oven Joe Biden's wife. We are in the golden period right now. Probably you should all, if you like excitement, you should be cherishing every moment of this period now until January 20th. I don't know what's going to happen after January 20th. Maybe it's Trump, maybe it's not. If it's not Trump, I don't think it's all going to go back to normal, like what normal is supposed to be. Things have been crazy since before 2016, and they're getting crazier and crazier. So I imagine they'll be getting a bit crazy.

But right now, Donald Trump, according to the mainstream media, is out. So what do they write about? It's it. You did it, guys. What's the protest? Well, so they have no choice. They still have to write about Trump because it's that golden goose. But they are squeezing.

They're strangling the goose, shaking as hard as possible to get an egg out. And like little little like like golden dingleberries are falling out. And they're getting the story like Ivanka Trump farting. And this is where they have to write about Trump somehow. And the only thing they could find is this. Well, after Trump is gone, they're going to be writing stories about Trump. And it's going to be, like, even worse. Yeah, it's going to be darker.

Yeah. Trump didn't lock himself in the White House, but he almost did. He almost did. He thought about it. You know what they're going to do? They're going to be like, it's now been one month since Donald Trump has left the White House. Here's what things would be like if he didn't. No joke.

No joke. I bet you they'll write that article. Yeah. House. Here's what things would be like if he didn't. No joke. No joke. I bet you they'll write that article. Yeah. Well, that's what I predicted. I was saying in the new articles, like, Kamala Harris looked nice. You know, stuff like that. Yeah. Reminds me of the Family Guy joke where the news is like, you know, a plane crashed into

a school. Like, here's what it would have been like if another, like, the plane didn't crash into a school, but here's what it would have looked like if it did. And then they show it anyway because, because like they need something to talk about do you remember when caitlin collins was like trump has been silent for three days and i was like is this is this news i'm sorry i missed it yeah what the heck what the heck's going on they're obsessed they're freaking out about it well i've even noticed a difference in like when i would make the because the problem is like you know these places had a boogeyman and a lot of them were willing to be

unprofitable i mean these ones we're talking about they revived them but there were some places you know like you know corporations that were still willing to like take the hit and almost go unprofitable go bro and it's a little harder to do that without the boogeyman i've even noticed with my videos you know if people would before, like originally when you laugh at something, you'd be like, is this funny? Where now you go, is it on the right side? Okay, now I can decide whether to laugh or not. I don't do that.

I laugh. Yeah, I don't think that most people did that, but a lot of people do. I've got a picture downstairs of Donald Trump and he's like a little tiny person. Nude. And then he's like, he's got his hands behind his back. It's from George Alexopoulos and the he's like he's he's got his hands behind his back it's from george alexopolis and the and the service signed they're like uh no it's a comic and they're like mr trump are you ready to win tonight's debate and then they lift him up and he's really small and they put him into a mech suit and like steam comes out and then he straightens

his tie and then he goes bigly like you can make fun of trump if it's you make if you're actually making fun of him like drawing a fat sad Trump with tiny hands is not a joke. It's just a tribal signal. It's like, hey, I'm like you. Look, the thing. You make an actual funny joke about Trump. They love it. There's like Trump makes fun of himself.

And even Trump supporters love it when he's self-deprecating because he owns it. You know what I mean? On the left, it's am I on the right side? Is the joke allowed? Well, there's two parts of it like the further for the first part like i said i've noticed that people have lost that a little bit they'll they'll just laugh first because they're like it's it's a little later because they feel like they won though no but some people that feel like they've won now that trump's gone i'm noticing them sort of being like oh i can just laugh i can laugh again like they've all they almost feel like

that but the second part the difference between like the right and the left humor is when you talk about you know things that were you know crazy jokes that when they talk about like even censorship like crazy jokes on the right crazy jokes on the left things that you're like not okay with the difference is when you're talking about the right it's like a guy yelling it on bit shoot for like 40 people to hear when it's on the left it's like this is netflix special yeah or like you know dove soap or whatever right so i think that's why one's a little more aggressive institutional power versus some random guy and you know what i think too it's it's what we're seeing with trump i think we i think trump sort of jumped in front of everybody to like as the bolt was being fired in a figurative sense because the media has been going after small random internet people for a really really long time so it's like some random

guy on bit shoot will be like here's my rant and they're gonna be like bit shoot is hosting extremists they should be shut down and it's like dude the guy's got like 40 views leave him alone you know what's your problem yeah but then they use institutional power and it's basically like they made a demand hey this is racist is racist. And then everyone said, OK, you got it. Well, that's racist, too. You got it. And they just keep going. And it's like they're just literally hammering whatever they can find any tiny smidgen of offense. So they're chasing it to the darkest corners of the web and then screaming about at the top of their lungs. Yeah. Which is how you get rid of racism. Yeah, that's how you do it.

I mean, honestly, they think that. Like when you put the bad kids all in one class, that usually sorts it out. It sorts it right out. They probably think that. That they're chasing it down and destroying it. And it's like. They just don't want to hear it. It's like, they think a lot of these people feel like it was war, right?

And if you think about that and you're like at war. And imagine I'm there like trying to make jokes about our general. Like, we're about to go kill these people and i'm like general's a little looking a little sleepy today right and everyone's like dude we're about to go like try to kill these people like not the time and i'm like yeah but like check it out like bad pants and no one wants to hear any jokes right right but if i was to be like look at their general like i can barely speak everybody like you just described what michael malice was explaining the day on the show show about the Soviet Union where he said that some American was explaining you could go into the Oval Office, pound on Reagan's desk and say, I think Reagan is doing a terrible job.

And then the Soviet guy was like, oh, you can do the same thing in the Soviet Union. You go to the Red Square. You hang at the table. I think Ronald Reagan is doing a terrible job. Is it kind of weird that we're comparing the Soviet Union to these people or these people to the Soviet Union? No. Yeah.

It's not weird at all. It's scary. It all like, yeah. And it all boils down to kind of the, you know, way you think the purpose of comedy or what, but they wanted to collect all these properties, right? It's like, we need to collect music. And I think it was, music's a little easier of a sell because if you're a singer and they go okay you can't sing about this and you go whatever the music this lyrics are one part of it but really it's like my songs are still the same and i can

kind of ball with the ball and umbop yeah i'm pretty sure they'll figure it out do you know what i mean so but with comedy unfortunately like you're speaking so i think comedy gave itself up a little easy little harder so they had a harder time collecting that property right where they collected the universities they collected music they collected advertising and i think comedy was a little harder for them to scoop up which is why it became such a contentious issue comedy is one of the most powerful tools in opposing authoritarianism that's why they they they hate it and it's so hard for them to conquer if they want their you know lockdown or whatever comedy is making fun of things all the time and it depowers

a lot of the stuff right it takes power away it ridicules it makes it seem weaker and in a sense that's why making fun of things works so they need that if they if you have a top-down authoritarian culture what's the one thing everyone can get if you tell a joke so like you're in you know the soviet union and everyone has a problem with hot water and you tell a joke so like you're in you know the soviet union and everyone has a problem with hot water and you make a joke about hot water because it's relatable to everybody and i'll laugh they get mad at you because they're like you're criticizing us and the authority in the system they're not i don't i don't see how they're going to be able to get through you know like this wokeness i don't see how it gets past the constitution well it doesn't

but the demands the demands on certain levels of speech are too debilitating. Like I said, there's certain things you go, hey, if you're going to run a company, you run ads, you got to say this. And they go, okay, whatever. It doesn't really change us fundamentally. We're selling T-shirts or whatever. But if you say this about comedy, which is essentially noticing trends or noticing you know, let's say I noticed that one group does this and one group does this and they go, yeah, but you're not allowed to do that anymore. So it's like the demands on, you know, speech oriented fields, like what you do have talking

four hours a day or whatever, like all these demands are like debilitating the way you're doing. So it's, that's why it's like harder for them to collect those, which is why those are always the linchpins that they try to take care of. Right. Whenever like authoritarianism comes down, it's like always first we want to get rid of like jokes about the wrong things and we want to get rid of observations about the wrong things. Yep. And they're trying. But I don't know if it's I don't I don't I don't know if it can work.

I want to make it illegal to notice things. No, but for real, because you can do comedy without even like you can deliver a comedy without acting or, you know, doing a bit in a sense. When you when you when you think about a joke, it's like someone is telling you a joke. You know, they are. You can literally make people laugh by just talking about normal things. And so you can have an idea. So then they need to control the ideas themselves. And that's probably a part of what cancel culture is. It's it's like psychological terrorism will destroy your life if you step on the wrong twig. That's why I was saying it's like the Silent Hill nurses. As soon as you make a noise, they just go wild and start swinging like crazy. Who would want to be in with these people? Why would you want to be in these universities? It's like you're walking down the hallway and then you're like sweating

and you're looking around and then you step on a twig and you go oh geez and then they all go and they're like jump out of the walls they're like latching on you're like i always leave i'll leave i don't want to be there i'll just or i'll purposely throw the twig you know throw rocks well that room so they all go you hit the nail on the head like when you make the equations of how these operate there is like an equation that involves how not okay it is to say right right? So that's – a lot of times if you go, oh, this is the thing you can't say, you just made it like super funny, right? It's like they're also involved in the equation. It's kind of like that idea of like – Like the fat gross thing joke you just made.

It's like the fat gross joke. Yeah, yeah. All of your moms. So you said it's a – what did you say? She was a huge inspiration. Yeah. The fat and gross human. Beautiful queen. your mom lizzo you said is a what do you say she was a huge inspiration yeah the beautiful queen see you wouldn't normally say that until they've made it about no it wouldn't be funny yeah right

now it's only funny because it's like pointing naughty i mean for lack of a better word yeah naughty i mean that makes it like it's adorable yeah yeah transgressive offensive that's the word i mean listen if you were if you were in let's say saudi arabia and they go the the one guy you can't talk about is this like if you were 10 years old and you're like that guy's look you know you make a little joke about that guy that's the funniest person to make a joke about well yeah of course how is family guy still on the air because i know that they've changed it they announced like a couple years ago they wouldn't do gay jokes anymore so they've certainly changed it. They're not going to do jokes that are gay?

Both. We have a system in the writing room. If anyone says, oh, that's gay, then we don't do it. That's it, yeah. No gays, though. Dude, you watch the old episodes, and I'm like, there was a joke. We were just watching a rerun. And Peter said something about, you you know they do the callback

jokes and he was like that was like the time that i that you know that i was helping the band huey lewis and the jews and then the guy you know the song we don't need money and then the band members go we quit and they walk out like that joke is like by today's standards could you tell that joke so like that's a can that's cancelable but it's on TV every day on numerous channels. Well, I think, you know, people always just make their changes. Like a lot of people kind of the same way that people are moving to different places right now with the COVID people are making their changes. And if you look around, you know, people like you have started their own thing and everyone's kind of been making moves based on, you know, what they say you can and what you can't do.

But I do all those jokes in comedy clubs yeah you know i say aggressive stuff but there's that rung where youtube's gonna be like you're done i guess the issue is is the mob gonna notice you because what'll happen is these clubs are probably gonna be like hey man look i don't think there's any anything wrong with your jokes i just can't afford it if they come and start throwing stuff you know what i mean it is what do you do what do you what do you like so you know you you you performed at a bunch of clubs yeah yeah and you know the managers of the owners yeah you're like cool with them what if one of them came to you and said dude i don't want to cancel you but like they're our phones ringing off the hook they're threatening our patrons like we can't have this man what do we do i think a lot of comedy club owners will

will will stand up for that yeah so i mean that, that's what, you know, that happened to like Ari Shaffir and they called like 150 people called when he did like the Kobe joke and people went crazy. And the people at the stand were like, they're like, they just forward them. They'd be like, this is hilarious. Play him on the show. But what are you going to do? It's a comedy club. Like, it's just press. But it's not that.

It's like they'll take your TV shows away. They'll take all that stuff. But if you're in the comedy club is like the one place it's hard for them to take except for like a very few things. Yeah. The bigger issue I think is like people – I guess people might assume it's more nefarious in a lot of ways. Like I'm sure even when it comes to TV shows getting canceled or something like that, the dude who's like at the network isn't going like, how dare you say that? We're banning you. He's probably going like, I'm really sorry this is happening man but our sponsors are pulling out we have we're losing

money what what do we do and then it's like sorry you're you're you're out because we're losing money mcfarland's part of the cult of uh biden or anti-trump so that's why they haven't knocked family guys really low information guy like a lot of these people but i'm not trying to be mean but like something happened where in there was a period where like seth mcfarland knew stuff like you know you know he has a family guy joke where stewie's running naked through the mall going i just escaped from kevin spacey's basement and then there he made a joke about harvey weinstein so people were always making the joke like what did seth mcfarland know because apparently he was supposed to be on a plane he doesn't write the show himself right right right so let me how you tell you how the tv writing room happens you walk in and say my name's

on the show get to work i'm gonna grab lunch hey can you guys work any harder the homer simpson style yeah yeah uh seth mcfarland wasn't he supposed to be on a plane on 9-11 and then he like didn't get on the plane or something yeah i bought him the ticket but then it didn't work out no but it's like a conspiracy about like what he actually knows and who he's connected to but i think i i think there was a period where you know people like bill maher and uh and people like seth mcfarland knew stuff they knew it was going on and they knew better than a lot of people and so they were able to make jokes that were topical and funny and they could make good points and then at some point they just totally gave up and now they

just like it's it's remarkable how behind the times bill maher is for instance i think everyone you know it's very hard to be 55 and like crazy on the pulse so i think that's just the same way that you probably aren't on the same pulse about what the new music is i think culturally oh the new music it's this great song it's pool it's the one it's true it's the newest it's the best so what's it i like this song like the video i i think support my upcoming artist i agree i agree but it's it's 14 plays on soundcloud it's it's not about what the new music is because there's certainly new music that i would listen to that a 15 year old wouldn't it's about you might not know what Gen Z is doing

with TikTok and the songs they like. Yeah. But that's just their community. So you have yours. When it comes to nudes, it's about being factually correct. And I think, I'll tell you, there's this phenomenon that we see in skateboarding that we've all, like me and like all skateboarders know this.

Amateur skateboarders. It doesn't mean like, it doesn't mean what people think it means. It means quite literally you're paid to skate. You just don't have your own signature model. Amateur skateboarders. It doesn't mean like it doesn't mean what people think it means. It means quite literally you're paid to skate. You don't have your own signature model. Amateur skateboarders are insanely good, like some of the best skateboarders in the world. Once they sign that pro contract, their skill level drops substantially. You know why?

Because they don't got to do it anymore. They're already pro. Well, they don't stop. But it's like if you want to don't grind like that. That's I mean, comedy is the exact same way. Yeah. Once you get the show, you're comfortable. You just chill out.

I mean, the truth is comedy sucks to do. I mean, even in COVID. So when you stop doing it and, you know, lived like three months of like not really doing stand up, you're like, oh, this is way better. Yeah. I mean, why would anyone do this? So it sounds like it would be fun. Well, I mean, you say that, but like the idea of, you know, leaving every night doing writing

two hours, then you do four shows a night. And it's the same as it's the same as anything, right? Like training to be like a professional athlete sucks. You know, if you want to be in the gym five hours a day and then doing wind sprints like you take days off. Like if you're like, oh, you need to take a month off that you're like, yeah, no, this is better. That sucks to do. So it's a very hard life. But you want to be the best.

And it's not up to me. It's irrelevant. I hear what you're saying because you're telling the same jokes like four times a day, right? so it's a very hard life but you want to be the best and it's not up to me it's irrelevant but i hear what you're saying because you're telling the same jokes like four times a day right i was acting in hollywood a while but it was like up at 4 a.m you'd work till 6 p.m and you got paid so much money but it was so exhausting no no but what i mean is if you're doing four shows a night you're doing the same set for the most part right well i mean i have a system i mean i would write and i would write two hours in the morning and then i would do news then like my newest 10 minutes

then and then i would chisel that down for the sex show and then i would chisel down but and then the end of the show i'd have maybe a new like 20 seconds then the next day i'd do the exact same thing and then it's repetitive you do the same thing well it's you've got to make it sound fresh like you're just saying it depends yeah it's whatever it doesn't even matter it's the equivalent of you could say that like a runner or like a weightlifter is like doing the exact same thing, but you're kind of tweaking it and it's a little different. I do that. It depends on how you look at, you know, training.

You know what makes this job easy for me? Even though I do like four hours of talking a day is that I'm saying something different. Plus you're sitting at home. You don't have to go to these junky, smoky, loud, dark bars and the cold. Staying at home is actually the worst part. I disagree no that's the worst part of loud dark bars and cold staying at home is actually the worst part i disagree that's what what what makes it the same and boring is that it's just literally here all day every day what makes it doable is that it's a different story something's changed something's happening here's what i think here's what's going on makes it really easy to do

just you know every day but when you really want something i think none of that matters like all that matters to me was like at the end of that week, did I have like a new two minutes? It's great. Well, do I have this new joke? Like how does this that's, you know, so all if that's the most important thing, then who cares about all the other stuff? I mean, you sound like a guy. I mean, you've even talked about this before that when you were younger, you're like, I wanted to be a journalist and you're willing to. Oh, I didn't.

Well, the way when remember you said, well, this is what you told. This is what you said that you like, you put your own money in you've sent yourself overseas you like started doing stories correct am i right now when i was a little kid no when you're a little kid when you're what did i say when you're younger when i was 26 and started doing this it wasn't so much about being journalists because i had no no aspirations for journalism or anything like that it was about traveling traveling seeing stuff and then talking about it which is basically you know it's heart journalism well it sounds like you basically, you know, it's journalism. Well, it sounds like you decided that you were going to do something.

I decided I was like, dude, it'd be really cool to fly to Spain and see what's going on. Heck yeah. People love traveling and seeing stuff. I mean, I could give the press answer of comedy where you're like, so what is it like? And I'm like, I don't know, dude. I just get up there, have a couple beers, whatever. That definitely sounds cooler.

It's like telling a story, you know? There is a thing where I'm always like, why do I do this? Because it is so much easier to be like, I don't know, dude. I just tell some jokes. It sounds so much cooler. But what's the alternative? Do you just like not work, sit around and play video games or what? What could I do?

I mean, make videos, podcasts. I mean, be in TV shows. Like there's a million things you can do. I just mean stand up. What do you do that? Well, I mean, it's what you said. Yeah, yeah. It's the exact same thing you said.

It's like when you're skateboarding, there's a million things you could do in the skateboard community. But like spending five hours a day, like perfecting one trick like, yeah, that is the hard part. The easy part is going and making commercials, doing, you know, endorsement deals, like hanging out, doing interviews, whatever, all that stuff. why we're talking about being lazy is that you mentioned these 55-year-old guys have essentially become lazy. I could imagine when... Yes, I think so. How old is Bill Maher? They're plugging in words to a formula that they've said before a lot of ways. Let's see how old this guy is. Yeah, we have to look it up now. Bill Maher is 64 years old.

He's not even 55. He's 64. He has writers. I would imagine he's got a huge writing team. It was a week. That kept him relevant. It was a week after the Covington kids incident. And he was wrong.

And I'm like, dude, your show is live. How hard is it to use Google? All of these news outlets. And eventually issued these half-assed corrections. And he was still wrong. And I'm like, that is low information laziness yeah and that's where people like seth mcfarland and and bill maher are and seth mcfarland i don't think it's his obligation to be on the pulse because he made a cartoon show about you know fart humor

but bill maher is literally doing political commentary and comedy he's a comedian and it's like he's just gotten so lazy with it that it's like two months after something happens he talks about it you know like like woke culture and cancel culture it's like i'm glad you're calling out this authoritarianism and this weird pc culture but dude you're talking about stuff that's months old like you just realized did you not google anything well there's an ecosystem right and unfortunately how it works is people like you i guess would be like a rung under that and what they do is they look at you guys and it's like oh when it works for the under rung underneath them and then there's an ecosystem that goes below right

but there's an all of the you'll watch the same thing with dave chappelle or like you know people like that watch what like the comics that are like the kind of top young people in the clubs are talking about. Two years later, that'll be like Chappelle's special. And it's like, there's unfortunately, like, you know, eventually you get to have that position

and then you can kind of be like, what's going on down there? Oh, okay. I'll do that. Pluck. I'll talk about that because maybe you're not in the clubs. You're not in the mix.

You're not, you're talking to the people, right? So it's, you know, that's why someone like Joe Rogan's, he's kind of like older, but he's still super relevant because he's still in it, right? He's still having guests on. He's still reading all the news.

He's in it. Maybe – the reality is there are some political commentators that are like high profile but on TV for a long time that I think probably should have retired a long time ago and they're phoning it in. They're like, salary is good. The ratings are good. Just you write it up. I'll read it and then I'm going home. I think Howard Stern still has another 20 seasons in him. I think – how many – does he get – does anybody even listen to that guy anymore?

All he does is bring people on. Dude, he's like one of my favorites of all time. But all he does now is bring ex-cast members of SNL on and ask them about their audition for an hour and a half. Are you serious? Basically. So I know that he's like been vocal recently and i'm like who does he who does he talk to does do people actually listen yeah a lot of people like that that's the other thing it's you know to be controversial or you

know it's kind of a young man's game in a lot of ways right so when you're 60 years old or 70 years old do you really want everyone yelling at you and all that stuff you're like but again and then there is something to be said about that when you're at that age like maybe just step outside and do a david letterman style maybe you don't have to insert yourself but like to kind of insert yourself and then to take the easy take it's like someone like howard stern and that's where the sasha baron cohen's and stern it's like they kind of go they take the side of you know what mainstream culture is and it was like everything that you're saying right now would have made anything that you've done your entire career you know not available to do like such man cohen kind of went

on you know all these news outlets and he was doing like a speech for the adl and he goes you know we need to stop anti-semitism and all this stuff and facebook and everybody okay but such man cohen had a song called uh the Jew Down a Well, right? Satirical, mind you. But if you were to put that on Facebook right now, Ryan Long, me, a new video that's coming out, one of my Monday videos, and it's Throw the Jew Down a Well, and it's a bunch of people singing that. It would be taken down in one second.

So it's kind of like there's this hypocrisy. It's like, well, yeah, those rules don't apply to you now, and they always want to kind of pull the rug out for people behind them. them and i think a lot of people i just don't think they even see the hypocrisy you know that he did get censored on facebook though sasha baron cohen for what one he had he had some article about hate speech and the image he used was a was a picture of so no it wasn't hate speech it was fake fake news he was like this disinformation is making people go crazy or whatever and we got to fix it and the image he used was someone holding like a q anon sign and so facebook flagged it as false because he was showing the thing but then he tweeted he was like facebook what are you doing

why are you censoring me i'm special i'm the good one i'm on the yeah exactly dude and he's like one of the funniest guys that ever lived like i don't think so dude the early alley well you i mean again like i really do think this kind of like edgy boy comedy stuff is like a young man's game if you really want to. So I think you can't be in Hollywood hobnobbing with these people and then also be making crazy stuff. You can't be a PC edgy boy. Well, I know.

I agree. So it's like he's trying to be because these people don't have principles. Sasha Baron Cohen should be the one mocking the authoritarian ivory tower elites. He was supposed to be. But he's one of them now. So how? He's making these movies. You know, he's married.

He's in the club. He has to see. And I get it. Like, even as a comedian, it's like if I was in living in L.A. And then I go and see all these people and I was doing my podcast, I would be like, you know what this. And I go, I kind of spent an hour talking to that guy yesterday like i just feel kind of like what am i that guy it just so i go for it now the trick is you have to do what south park guys that you have to kind of stay out of it as soon as you stay as soon as you get it as soon

as it's all your friends now you're just doing what politicians do where you have to go out and pretend and then you meet them again you go you know this is all just an act but it's hard to be real and be truthful when these are your friends like imagine you do that like could you go and do a full episode about why he's a piece of garbage and then be like hey buddy how's it going ian punted a cat i'd be like dude this guy punted a cat what are you doing you would rat you out that quick we argue on the show quite a bit well that's that's one we're friends you know but like you know it's fun to argue things when we do but i mean that's why one i like comedians a little bit you you'll see comedians a lot of times say you know we have like a code i won't make fun of comedians and one of the reasons is because you have to see them every day you know it's like

you how do you go make fun of someone and then show up at work and they're there and you've started a whole internet campaign you'd be like yo what the hell dude i i i agree it's a fight how about like me personally i'd be like i'm gonna say whatever i want you know i mean like if if someone does something that's worthy of being made fun of i'd be like dude you're a comedian i'm a comedian grow up yeah but see the difference is that tim is not pulling up the ladder behind him and what i see a lot of these comedians doing is just reeling up the ladder behind them. They don't care about who comes next. They don't care about who's next in line. Like they really – they don't care.

Like I don't understand why not. They should care about the next generation of comics. Well, Joe Rogan does. Yeah, and I think that there is – you can look at it two ways. You can say these people are kind of evil or you can say it's like naive or they just don't even care or see any of it. Right. But I think it's probably the latter. It's like this is just what's around them they go hey if you do this you're one of the good guys and then you go also it does kind of screw over people but you don't even see it like that you kind of one of the things that kind of drove me nuts is

there is some people that were you know whether they're comedians or they go there's this new thing where it's almost like they're trying to extend an olive branch against cancel culture where they go you know we need to make a path for redemption and i get the message sounds good where you go there needs to be a path for redemption for people that have you know said the wrong things or done the wrong things and everyone goes yeah see this is how we need to treat people but and it's core it seems nice but you go who made you judge and jury for what are the right opinions and it's just include like a lot of their premises are just included that they have all of the right opinions and takes and you know lifestyle

uh things and then and you're wrong and you go or or option two is maybe we're allowed to have different opinions and i don't need to be uh put in the corner of the bad guys and then you allow me to come in. Like that's church language, you know? Well, now Parler has taken off. Yeah. Parler's taken off and conservatives are joining like crazy. And it's really funny when I see these leftists and liberals making fun of it.

I'll see them on Facebook all the time. And they'll say like, you know, what do they call it? Mind space, you know? That sounds a little German in the wrong way. And it was like, it's like, ha ha, mind space. I get it. Ha ha. And they're all like, you know, it's where all the racists are.

Someone posted, I would go to Parler, but I think I've had my fill of hearing racists about the N-word. And I'm like, you actually, you actually can't say that in Parler. Parler's got broadcast restrictions. They say it's like, if you can't say it on TV, you can't say it on Parler. So it's actually fairly strict that people are just hoping that they're not going to be biased against them. So like on Twitter, you get banned for saying learn to code. You can say learn to code on Parler. On Twitter, you can actually say some fairly offensive things and not get banned that you can't say on Parler. But people, it's

just different rules. Yeah. And and partisan rules. I mean, you know, this is the problem in general with, you know, entertainment and all sorts of things is that, you know, the free speech becomes like a right wing thing. So there's these left wing, you know, networks and stuff like that. So the right wing networks go, oh, we'll be like the free speech network. But it's like, no, you're not. Parler is like a bunch of right wing creators that were like, it's pretty, pretty vocal about their opinions. Right.

What you need is like bipartisan. Like, I want to go when I talk to these tv networks that are you know you look at their thing and it's all trump's the worst and i'm not really interested in being part of that but then you know you go to these other places and they're like we agree you can say whatever you want but like nothing bad about jesus and also trump kind of rule okay what you want is a tv network that says i don't even know what these guys are doing but the kids seem to like it like that's what you want you want them to not be involved they go i don't have a political opinion this is what it you know and there's a bit of that at these streaming services but that's what you

need a twitter that is started by someone that says hey i also don't have a big parlor account i'm not trying to like build my profile in conjunction with this new platform. The challenge is what happens when your ISP or your server hosting company or your hosting company, whatever, comes to you and says, look, dude, we got nothing against you. We think it's really great you're doing this site, but you've got these people posting this stuff and it's bad for our business.

They're posting pro-Hillary stuff and it's really bad for our parlor crowd. And what happens? For our Patriot Pill sponsorship. People think it's bad for our business they're posting pro-hillary stuff and it's really bad for our parlor and what happens what happens what happens when patriot pill sponsorship it's people think it's more nefarious like the the woke you know uh lawyers show up from you know uh google and they're like you better take that down or we're gonna ban you no it happens to get a phone call like dude they're they're attacking us they're threatening us they're going after my family can you just take these guys down? It's not a big deal. It's one guy.

And then they're going to stop harassing me. And they go, okay, okay, dude, I'm sorry. I'll take it down. It's more insidious. It gets in your head. It's like a little, you know, it's the same thing where if you tell someone that the comedy festivals don't like when you work dirty, it's like every time you have a Swiss, where would you go?

Did I really need that? Like, it just starts to infect your head. I always say like when people are, you know, young and trying to like build their life, if you have like a girlfriend that's kind of needy, it might not affect you one thing, but she's like, oh, you're going to do that. Oh, you're going to, you're going to go do another set by the, like the, but after two years, it just changes like your brain chemistry where you, you start being like, ah, I can't, you, you're able to, it makes you more

fearful and it makes you less, you know, brave and all that sort of stuff happens. So these things have the same thing. You go, I know if I have people yelling the N word on my platform, my advertising dollars are going to go from a million dollar ads to, you know, a hundred thousand dollar ads. Right. So why don't I try to get rid of that? It's like, well, because you're based on that. And now you're're just in the they all go that same route the solution is is a uh an upper level and a lower level where when you log in your default on the um moderated space if someone posts a racial slur they get knocked down to the basement oh yeah so here's the way it works though if you're on the platform you can turn on you can

activate the filter so you can see all posts no matter what yeah if you have the the general use filter on you you won't see the people who get banned or shuttered the basement is just a bunch of people like with slime and just and that's chains on their thing it should be a decentralized mesh network so there's no isp the the fediverse if there's no isp we have to bypass the isps so every device is hosting it and then you would put the words in that you don't want to see and then it would filter out all those posts yeah i think the simple solution you can block people so and you can block people great the the i guess the bigger the bigger problem they say is advertisers don't want to appear next to this stuff and so i'm like all right here's what you do hire a guy to stand

next to a coke billboard screaming racial and racial slurs and obscenities and then film it and say, Coke, why are you supporting this? Why are you supporting this, Coke? And they're going to be like, it's a random guy next to our billboard. It's not our fault. Welcome to the internet. If a random guy is online and your ad appears nice, but it's not your fault, stop thinking that. I'm not going to blame you because the guy is like a Klan guy standing next to a Coke. Or it's like you got a guy in a Klan outfit or whatever and he's drinking Budweiser.

It's like, oh, Budweiser, that's your fault now. No, that's ridiculous. It would just, it would. The two-tier system sounds good. Or if, you know, someone that just wasn't ideologically driven because that like really doesn't exist in the social media sphere. I mean, you might say like Zuckerberg's the closest potentially that, you know, he kind

of seems to be trying to play both sides and maybe he outwardly does one thing, but it still has an ideological like employee base that works one way. But this, I mean, a lot of people want the government to get involved, but it's like, you know, they just sort of do the same thing. They pretend, right? Like, you know, Ted Cruz, they all, all of those hearings are just kind of for someone that they yell at. They give a, what's the guy's name? The twitter guy jack dorsey they give him his talking to right they

go and then jack's confused at the time because he's nothing to do with twitter for the most part and he's just like um i think we're trying to create he barely got out of his bed that guy didn't have a microphone he was like on the toilet taking that like congress meeting and then look that these things are just it's fake they're not gonna do anything about it they don't do anything about it how how dare you ban someone no it's the exact same thing as like alexandra or casio cortez being like the this percent of people own this percent of money and everyone applauses and then they're like anyways the bill went through but right right right that actually happened yeah that's all like you know but they she gets her clip and they helped her twitter account wasn't it like she railed against it but then voted for it

that's even better yeah yeah and then she does her instagram live and she gets her millions of followers why didn't you say i wasn't voting for it politicians are going to become formalities at a certain point if not they already are where it like, I said enough things that you agree with, so now I get to be the person you look at. I don't actually do anything. We don't pass laws. We waste everyone's time. Yeah, really.

We don't need them anymore. We're right at the precipice of not needing them anymore. Well, I don't know if we need them or we don't. I think that's not the issue. The issue is they're not doing anything now, and everyone's kind of upset about it. I noticed. Yeah.

So approval for Congress is lower than every other branch. i can't stand looking at him half the time like just like it's so annoying yeah just go on and on especially when they look these are republicans in this hearing talking to big tech and i i just shut it off i'm like dude how many times do you think i give a flying that you yelled at mark zuckerberg i don't care yeah exactly it's for you know someone's dad or you know grandfather to post it and be like yeah let him have it maybe maybe i'm uh i'm biased here but maybe the left loves it when they see aoc do the you know the finger snap yeah they love the ceremonial thing me watching ted cruz say for the fifth time the exact same thing i'm like dude shut up he's

always i just don't care anymore yeah look dude respect for for standing up and trying to do something the first time but it's like fool me once shame on me fool me twice shame on you fool me three four five what's going on what are you doing yeah sorry man have you proposed anything have you done anything these hearings are meaningless and to be fair maybe they just don't have the power to do anything i don't think they do and i don. I don't think they do, and I don't think they want to. I don't think they want to. It seems like they're afraid to do the wrong thing, so they don't do anything. I don't know if there is anything they could really do.

I mean, it's very hard to do. As long as they don't have both chambers, the Democrats won't agree with the Republicans, nothing's going to happen. We can get the government involved. Now the government's the one censoring, make sure the tweets are right. All you can do is apply pressure, and hope the market solutions sort of start to – I'd like to free the software code so that other companies can pop up with the same code. That's my only – that's the best thing I can think of. I don't agree with giving someone's property away to someone else because you don't like what they're doing. I think we can break them up or – breaking up to incentivize more market competition or regulate them to incentivize more market competition or something.

Keep putting the heat on it. Neither of those would incentivize competition though the problem right now is that whenever a new platform pops up cnn and these woke leftists attack it with like terroristic campaigns threatening people and their kids and trying to cancel people so they panic and they shut it down you need like 7 000 new networks at once it so we we actually saw people get banned from like google seized the the the dn the uh the dns the uh the uh the actual domain name of like a certain website who i will not name but like the big companies just do whatever they want banks will shut them down we had mastercard apparently reach out to patreon and say ban this guy so yeah sure we want

alternatives to facebook and twitter but every time so yeah sure we want alternatives to facebook and twitter but every time someone tries the left goes after them to defend the establishment these people are fascist it's too easy they're defending massive they're fighting corporations i saw a article and on the topic of the crazy articles it was by uh your old employer vice and it said that we need to a list of uh the the housewives from like the housewives of reality series is that uh haven't declared biden the winner yet is that serious i'm dead serious i talked about it and so basically they were like the housewife of beverly hills the housewife of los angeles these are three people and it's just a little interesting that they've been silent

not that we know they voted for trump they just haven't declared they haven't said congratulations yet sir sir do you know who lindsey graham is yeah lindsey graham has encouraged trump to fight this tooth and nail he's donated money my understanding he donated money to help trump and then on the floor of a senate he walks up and fist bumps kamala harris pats on the back and walks off yeah it is fake these These people hate Trump. Dave Smith. He's not in the club. Trump's not in the club. They hate the guy. And Joe Biden's the club.

And Kamala Harris is the club. And they've regained control. And now they're dancing behind the scenes. A little shuffle dance. Lindsey Graham high fives. Everybody having pajama parties. Yep. Yep.

The pillow fights. And they're just like they're spraying champagne everywhere. And then they do these hearings where they pretend they actually care. We got to get them out of there because i'm starting to feel like the french revolution was pretty violent and bloody and i'm feeling like it's headed towards that if we don't well hold on first of all first of all we don't want anything bad to happen i don't want those people to get hurt but they're they're doing nothing and angering people the left is showing up to people's houses with mock guillotines like we're getting to that point where the left is we have to fix the system before i was kind of

always saying that was one of the best ones with the censorship stuff because you know when they go oh this person said the wrong thing and then you'd see like i'm like you've written hang the landlords on your like wall i'm a landlord do you want me to die no i'm just being hyperbolic i go okay that's one of the bits you have right no it's not i don't do it on me to die no i'm just being hyperbolic i go okay that's one of the bits you have right no it's not i don't do it on stage no no no like the skit you did with the guys choosing the basketball oh yeah and the skit the guy's like i'm a landlord i am a landlord yeah but that's what that's where it's from it's for me but it's i've seen that so many times and you go okay so now can you see how they were joking at same thing right so you know everyone needs these a lot of these people don't understand

how like making a thing happens so it's like i built a house that house will not stand forever it needs maintenance that's a very good point and then they walk up saying i should be able to live in that house and it's like but i'm the one who maintains it stop stopping it from falling down i don't care you shouldn't be allowed to have it i should live in it then if they do then it falls apart then they're in it and they get to fall in. It's all the organizations that are sort of built around that too. They're very good at acquiring influence and all that stuff. My buddy, he works at a bank and they went to a seminar recently for a bank and all of it was how to do diversity, how to stop global warming. Nothing about running a bank, right?

Zero things about anything to do with running a bank. And you go, yeah, because these people, a lot of the people that are involved with this stuff, that's why you always find that like, oh, they have all these internal problems. They're not paying people right. Because a lot of these places don't actually know how to run companies, but they know how to meddle in your company.

They're professionals at that. They're the comedians that don't know how to tell a joke, but they're professionals at meddling in your jokes. There's actually a really successful commune that has about 100. Here we go. No, for real. Yeah, it's got about 100 members at any given time, and they have a limit. You can't have, they can't have more than that.

You apply, then you come in for like an interview, and if they approve, you get to join for a certain amount of time. And you know what you do when you join this, this very commune do you know the first you you you join you show up they say here's your bed have a nice day we'll see you in the morning at the first thing you do is pledge allegiance to lena dunham you get to work get to work you start farming you start doing chores from sunup to sundown congratulations welcome to doing hard labor all day every day and it works because they screen people and find people who actually like doing hard work and they have fun and they sing songs at night and they hang out and then they work together

in the day and they enjoy themselves they enjoy gardening they enjoy building that works the problem is and you know why they screen people because they don't want they don't want pseudo college educated fake socialists who are like actually i'm the managerially elite who's gonna help you run this effectively get out if you don't do work get out we work we work and then we share the food what's question one what's your name question do question two do you enjoy pushing boulders around yeah right will you mind tilling the field for three weeks straight sun up to sundown no days off a lot of people right now are sort of because it is hard to get rid of like a culture of everyone has something to say and everyone's meddling with the managers when you start it. But you have to kind of – you have to start it like that, not hire the people that are that.

Yeah. You have to find people from the get-go that kind of like agree with your vision. And I remember when we were – me and Matt at The Hard Times, we were filming. And a lot of times when we'd hire people, we'd kind of look at their Facebook. You'd look at this and you'd you know what is this person's priorities you know yeah are they into if are they posting about cinematography that they did and filming or are they posting about people that they're mad at and this and that and maybe you problem with their last boss and in this and you and you can find out pretty quickly right now if someone's if the job or you know whether it's their hobby or a podcast is how

important to that is on their like hierarchy of beliefs i don't have that problem uh you know i don't have that problem at all no you have good people here no you i don't have to worry about screening anybody you know why because the people make them do manual labor if they misbehave the woke people lydia lydia's been pushing around some boulders in the back. The woke people and the people who are scared of the woke people won't work for me anyway. That's it. Right. So I actually was trying to hire someone to do lighting. And I have a friend who runs a production company.

And they're like, they don't want to do lighting for you. And I laughed. And I was like, good. I don't want them in my house. If like those are the kind of I'm glad they self screened themselves. And then I hired an audio guy through this company. It was fine. He's like, I'm glad they self-screened themselves. And then I hired an audio guy through this company. It was fine.

He's like, cool, man. Awesome show. Dig it. Have a nice day. Yeah, I didn't care. If somebody is that crazy, I don't want him anywhere near my house. Like that level of craziness.

Like we had a leftist, anti-fascist kind of guy in the show, but he was cool with like, yeah, I'll come hang out. No problem. And I'm like, there you go. If you're willing to be normal and chill and you don't mind,

then that's the kind of person that i'm interested in having conversation with or working with if i put out like here's i would like a job not not a single crazy woke person's gonna apply for it perfect i don't gotta worry about it i wonder though like i wonder i can't i don't think it's illegal to actually say no woke people right like if you're woke need not apply but you know like woke is just the newest form of like a certain class of people that like wants to be a professional hall monitor. So it's this existed before. It's just they've taken different forms. This is interesting.

We have Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act protects people on a bunch of things. It protects people based on religion, right? 1994? Sorry. The 1964 Civil Rights Act? Yeah, of course. Religion is one of them? Yeah, 100%. on a bunch of things it protects people based on religion right 1994 sorry the 1964 civil rights yeah of course of course religion is one of them that's interesting because you know we have a separation of church and state it's it's informal for the most part um but we don't have a separation of a state and ideology so these woke people are putting their psychotic beliefs injecting it into

the system and forcing it upon people and it's getting creepy but it is very much a religion but you can discriminate against them can't you like it's not it's not it's ideology is not a protected class so i can literally put up a sign saying like woke and need not apply well i mean it would be hard for you to i don't i think you wouldn't be out you'd have to find a way to classify that and once you classified it i think you'd be in trouble if you said oh uh someone like if you if you put it on paper sure but if you put it on paper, sure. But if you put it on paper, they'd be like, what does that mean? It's like, oh, they support Black Lives Matter.

What does that mean? They support women. Like when you put those things on paper, it's I mean, it's hard. But I mean, look, first of all, you could sue a ham sandwich, right? If someone came to me and said they supported Black Lives Matter, like, cool, that's great. Yeah, it's wonderful. If they said that they thought discrimination and racism were wrong, I bet that's absolutely fantastic. We agree with you 100%. If they came in and said they were this woke authoritarian

intersectionalist or whatever, or they were obviously like a woke SJW type, I'd be like, you need not apply. It's a waste of your time. Yeah. Well, I mean, it is a waste of your time if you want to start telling me how to run the company as opposed to doing your job. It's like, your job is going to be to do this. If you're going to start getting involved in like, you know, if you're going to spend 90% of your time being like, hey, I just was doing a survey of the people you hired and it's only 40% women and 60% guys. Well, that's actually not like we didn't hire you to do an audit of our company's employeeship.

Well, first of all, my company is a minority owned company. It's true. And I think I'm the only minority employee. Which one's that gay? What? Oh, yeah. No, he no he's what did we say before no gay stuff no that's not true boom got him i posted i posted on instagram uh i said what did did I say? Like, Tim Cass is a minority-owned company. Gives money or something like that.

Yeah. And people were laughing and they liked it. I actually started the hashtag for diversity, hashtag Bollywood2Brown. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I hired – no, I've said this before, but I said that on my show, I hired like – when I doing my TV show or in CBC in Canada, I hired all these, you know, a lot of minorities like Amish Patel, Natisha Kujia, even though there was far more talented white people. But that's the kind of guy that I am.

This guy, this guy's got got got all our numbers with the funniest joke of the night. Ted Delorio. Yes. So super chat. Ted Delorio says Bill Maher is the Internet explorer of the night. Are you super chatting? What does he say? Yes, so super chat. Ted Delorio says, Bill Maher is the internet explorer of comedians.

I think that like oddly does explain Bill Maher. Strongly utilized in 2003. Yeah. Redundant. And then fell into

obsolescence. Bill Maher's got it all figured out though for sure. You know, it's crazy because he's got good points but it's like the news he's reading is from two weeks he's retired yeah he's comedy and entertainment's one of those careers that you can retire and keep doing it

but they just they're not yep doing it they're just like cashing in on it now and they're still so they can just turn a camera on you're so famous that write me a script write me a script i'll be here to read it for 15 minutes and i'm going home that's basically what we get and so a lot of these like like bill maher phones it in and then he they book people that are easy gets for him like he doesn't book the best of the best he doesn't book the people who are really going to challenge him like bill you're wrong about this he books the low-hanging fruit which is fine but it's the it's the wrong field to be phoning it in it's like he needs to be like you know what this is this 80 hour a week job to stay on the polls for right now i should give this someone else do your documentaries once every year like you know

what i mean it's you know how hard probably it is to do what you do it's like if you were starting to feel like you know what this is a lot you go okay maybe it's time to you know i'm the 50 year old playing basketball still it's maybe taking you can do other things you know taking time off it's not the only job takes your finger off the pulse and then so like here's how it works if i i take no days off i took i've had a few days off for the past few years gary v over here usually usually so the only days i've had one actual chosen day off and this was in the past right is that a jewish it was right at the election no so uh i've had like four days off and one was because i lost off, and this was in the past. Is that a Jewish joke? It was right at the election. No. So I've had like four days off, and one was because I lost my voice, and one was because I actually got sick, and I just was like sick.

It happens. All year? For the past four years, I've had like four days off. That's wild. And the only actual chosen day off was Sunday after they called it for Joe Biden. So then I was like, it's been a crazy week. The news has been nuts. I'm gonna go ride my bike.

Just kind of go chill. But here's the thing. Here's what happens. That day off, news happens. I come back and now I'm a day behind on what the news is. So for someone like Bill Maher. I love you going to sleep that night being like, the news never stops. It doesn't.

It keeps going. I'm falling behind. I see. You know how often I get emails from people who are like, dude, check out this story. And it's something I talked about three weeks ago. Yeah. Because regular people are not as up. You get them before they happen.

A lot of times. Sometimes I'll do a story as like part of a bigger context that was from like a week or two ago. But for the most part, it's like this thing just happened. And I'll get a new story out with like an hour of the story breaking or something so you take a day off you start to fall behind you you you semi-retire and tell your writers to deal with it now you got a bunch of you know you know the peter principles they don't care the way you care and they weren't great i mean they're just writers not to say that those people aren't great but this writing for your show is probably not the vehicle that they're gonna to really I don't have a cell in. I don't have scripts.

Yeah. I just mean like in general. So like I couldn't do it. But for for someone like Bill Maher, he probably gets his cliff notes. And so are you going to straight up like scripts? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But like later in the show when he's talking.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, the Peter principle is. Is that like a penis thing? No, no. It's that people are.

You sucked it. You bought it. No, it's, you know, that people are you sucked it you bought it no it's uh you know people people are hired to the position of their you know until they become inefficient basically so like someone's really good in the mailroom so you promote him to like mailroom manager but they're not good at being a manager you know there's another uh that i believe it's the peter principle there's another one where it it says that the founder of the company can only hire people who are less driven and less talented than he is. And so it creates a downward slope effect where a founder is driven and smart and comes up with an idea and starts a company, then hires his commanders who aren't the same as him. Because look, if you're a founder of a company, you can't hire another founder because they're founding their own company.

So you find the next tier of people then they as the commanders are looking for people who can manage menial tasks and then hire down and hire down and hire down and then eventually have a bunch of people who are really bad at the like who are not very smart not very capable and just do menial tasks and the founder when they want to so you end up with a bill maher and he says okay i'm gonna phone it in from now on and tells his you know underling he doesn't have another see you know like a CEO mentality the the people who take over to write the scripts are nowhere near the talent and drive that he had when he was at his peak so he hired accordingly yeah well he was there why did why why uh would you choose to like stop doing YouTube and stop being a personality and go and write for Bill Mar no it would take a lot of i mean i get like offers like that for directing exactly and you're

like so it's gonna be a you know overvalued for me to do that exactly and so if he can't get someone like you who you've definitely got your finger on the pulse your bits are all funny topical i say that i know exactly what you're talking about i say this with editing all the time it's like with editors this is why it's so impossible. People go, you know, and it's one thing like maybe something like this. But with real comedy, great comedy, you go the same. For someone to be a great editor, they're probably like usually very funny. They usually have a good on the pulse.

They kind of get culture. You know, they get timing and they get like music and all these things. And like that type of person's usually pretty good with people. And why would they ever in a million years want to be an editor? Right. So it's very hard to find one. So Bill Maher needs someone like you if he wants to be relevant. But why?

You're going to replace him. I'll tell you the answer. And I've talked about this before. But I think the answer is you need the version of me that's 22. You know what I mean? And the truth is, like, I think someone there is a benefit for a 22 year old or a 23 year old to be that. And I think there's a lot of place for that.

I think a 22 year old better serve just making their own channel and starting just they might be start pushing that snowball down the hill now. You know, to be fair, I had a discussion with a friend a while ago. Well, maybe then once you're ready to, you know, not be in charge of the ship, that's when it's time to, you know to move on to a new ship. I think Bill Maher should be hiring the 22-year-old to host the show. He should find – like he should be saying, you should host real time. And he would executive produce.

He would get a share for producing or whatever. And if he's going to phone it in and he's not going to be – I think he still wants to – they get addicted to it. I think he still likes to go around Hollywood and they go, it's Bill Maher. And that's probably another. They fade quickly. I mean, we all think we're so much more important than you are. But like someone like that, you know, Jon Stewart left and he comes back every once in a while.

But like, you don't think about him anymore. You know what I mean? Every once in a while he comes back and cries for 9-11 or whatever. I mean, Jon Stewart. He praised Trump. He what? He praised Trump. What did he say

that trump was the only one actually sexy oh really yeah helping the 9-11 first responders and he's like no one else would do it and trump did a really great job and indeed he was hot that's why that's why i respect john stewart because i think i respect john stewart was super funny man he created a genre of television and he dragged journalists because he said trump will and will you know come after them and criticize them. They take it personally and then respond in kind. Instead of just doing journalism, they act the way Trump wants them to. Yeah.

They act like Trump. Really? Yeah, they do. Yeah, it's true. He brings, you know, he's a mirror of all these people. What if, like, when this is all over, it's like the SNL stage and Trump comes out and then all the journalists come out, all the never Trumpers and they like raise their hands and they smile. Him and Alec Baldwin.

Yeah. And they're laughing and they hug. And then Trump was like, it's been a great four years. Thanks so much for watching. Yep. And all the journalists and they're all gone. All their Twitters get deactivated. We never hear from them again.

Every single one of them. Oh my gosh. Amazing. Wow. Yeah. It takes the mask off. It was barren the whole time. Oh my gosh. Trump was alec baldwin

would you it was actually yeah it wasn't alec baldwin it was one of the the fourth baldwin here's a question i have for for trump supporters would you accept trump leaving the spotlight permanently never to be seen from again if he took all of the woke resistance journalists and never trumpers with maybe and they were all just all their twitter accounts just it's like you could do a really funny movie where it's like someone wakes up it's like and he looks at twitter and they're all gone like every single one of them and just like what the world would be like with none of them if it never happened no just like just one day it's like you have you seen um uh the movie yesterday the guy's riding his bike and then he gets hit by

a car or something and then right when he hits ground, there's a power outage around the world that erases the Beatles. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he wakes up and like no one knows the Beatles are. Like, it'd be really funny if that happened. But like all of the resistance never Trump people are just gone. I would like a movie where you woke up and no one ever heard of Puddle of Mud. And you just get to introduce the world. Or Nick to the world to the genius.

What songs did they have anyway? I don't even remember. They have Blurry. They have a song called Blurry. I actually like the song called Blurry. Okay, give me a break. You ever see that video of the guy from Nickelback and he comes out on stage and someone throws a bottle and it hits him in the head? Oh, Chad.

The bottle didn't live to tell the tale i mean that's messed up dude i felt really bad when i saw people were laughing and i'm like it's funny but like dude if you don't want to see the guy perform you don't have to you can make fun of him but if the dude wants to play music i got no beef and when he walked out someone threw a bottle at him my friend boom or leave my friend went on tour with uh chad kruger and he says he's like the man he's so cool yeah he's a nice guy he like beats people up in bars and shit what dude he was yeah he got in a he got in a bar fight like so he's a bad he's not a good guy no like he's a cool guy this is a positive story no i was beating people up in bars i'm like that's what is he doing he's sick no no no so what happened like

like he's he's a real tough guy in real life like he was a cool funny guy right and then in a bar like some guy was like if you nickelback and then chad kruger's like say it to my face and like punch the guy out like he's he left me like you know chad kruger's the man you know it's really you know really annoys me is that uh rama someone some protester made a sign that said rama manual listens to nickelback oh snap this is a protest in chicago and then now every protest you go to there's said Rahm Emanuel listens to Nickelback. Oh, snap. And this was a protest in Chicago. And then now every protest you go to, there's like 700, you know, Trump listens to Nickelback signs.

It's like, wow, you're so original. Like you made a sign someone else made. It's a funny joke, huh? But that's like so much of what we see with these protests, like Harry Potter references. It's like read another book. Is that it? You like watch the Harry Potter movie? Did you even read the book?

Probably not. And they'll be like trump is voldemort oh here we go that's it giving it to them millennials have read one one one uh series they've read seven books and it's the harry potter book well it's also kind of like hard when people you know they try to like be funny now because it's the same thing like when you've been the teacher for so long right they've been telling everyone you got to say this you got to do this and then they kind of come out and they're like hey what are you guys laughing about here's a fun joke and you're like i don't know if you get to do that anymore yeah it's so it's hard when someone's tried to be like the puritanical like authoritarian for the last four years and they've been mad about everything and then they come out and they try to be goofy now why do people want to live that way you know what i mean like dude they don't they had to they had no choice they were

boxed into a corner by their own you know cowardice it's so weird it really is a weird thing like if like when people make jokes about men or you know white people are koreans i'm like you know if it's is it funny i guess yeah they didn't want to step on the twig man it's jack murphy's time they've been terrorized by their own political party or by their peers into behaving a certain way and not yeah all that stuff with like don't judge a book like you know you shouldn't judge people a lot of it's so funny because you know i talk about this a bit on stage but they have this idea that'd be like oh you just because someone's you know dressed like a convict doesn't mean they've been a j it's like you shouldn't judge and you go that's the reason

we have a brain you know the stereotype and these different things and to use data like and i say if you're walking in an alley and there's like an old lady or like a bunch of thugs like holding guns and you go you know don't want to judge like you know who knows a guy running at you at night yeah you don't want to judge him no that's the purpose of the brain that's the whole point that's the purpose yeah that's the reason you have a brain is to kind of like make judgments and stuff like that. Someone told me a story about this. I used to live in – there's an area of Chicago. I'm not going to call it this area.

I don't want to drag anybody. But I remember a friend of mine got mugged. We were hanging out late at night out of a bar and it's a really trendy area. And like some three guys just walked up and just took his phone, his keys, took everything, his wallet. And then I remember talking to I guess the area guys. Are these the ones that de Blasio and Cuomo didn't want to look up? This is Chicago. So this is, you know, this is rum.

This was a long time ago. This was like, you know, 14 years ago or whatever when this went down or 13. And I remember talking to somebody about the area because now it's getting better. And they said it used to be that if you saw a dude walking towards you, you'd cross the street with no qualms about it because you're like, yo, this guy, I'm not going to be near him. I might get mugged in this neighborhood. Now he was like somebody we knew was scared of being racist. So just walked right up to a crowded like a couple of guys and then got mugged. Whoa. And then he was like, well, I don't want to be racist.

You know, and they were like, so you walked up to these guys and then they just robbed you? He was like, yeah. Wow. That's like following Google Maps into the ocean. Seriously. But it's like,

if you see a couple of guys and you don't feel comfortable, like, you cross the street. 15 years ago, I was in Chicago walking and I guess I had to, I was late to the train, so I turned

and I ran across the street, like, between the cars and as I was and I ran across the street between the cars. And as I was running full speed across the street, a girl was walking right in front of me, and she just took off. You scared her. I didn't mean to frighten her. I didn't know to apologize or what. He wasn't wrecked. I just appeared out of nowhere, and I was ready to go.

That is one of the things that, if anything, that should be where the gender comes together. I've heard girls say this legitimate to go. That's just one of the things that, you know, if anything, that should be like where the gender comes together. And it's like a lot. I've heard girls say this legitimate to me. They go, you don't know what it's like as a guy walking alone at night. And you go, guys have been afraid walking alone at night. Guys are more likely to be victims of women. Yeah. So it's like, what are you talking about? Well, my synopsis is because girls don't know because one, they've told it.

And then also like no guy would ever tell them they're scared. So every guy's like, I'm not scared. Those thugs are scared. I'm a weapon. But it's also the narrative being driven into women's heads that they're victims. And it's like, look at the statistics. Men are more likely to be victimized. It just sucks for everyone.

But it's like you don't have to make everything into like the political, you know, identity politics. Yeah, it is so interesting. It can be like, yeah, you're like, yeah yeah it sucks walking alone late at night yeah through a catwalk yeah not sweet for anybody i was using an atm in an alleyway at two in the morning and someone mugged me and it's not my fault let's do super chats okay it kind of does you know it goes back that thing where they were like you know we need to teach stop teaching men to like you know rape and stuff and you go yeah what school are they teaching that again like where you go to school and they're like you know uh day one uh we're gonna teach you about jumping out of the bushes and bella clava selection did i ever tell you about this uh this woman i worked

with we were hanging out one day and she goes i'm gonna ask you a question i want you to be for real with me like how many of your guy friends are cool with rape? What? I'm not kidding. And this was like at a woke news. It was at Fusion, the woke company. And I was like, I laughed. I was like, what? She goes, no, like your guy friends. Like, how many of them are cool with rape?

And I was like, are you joking? Yeah. And she was like, no, no. Like, how many? And I was like, none? What are you talking? Are you serious? And then she goes, well, you're no fun.

No, no. She went, really? None of them? Really? And I fun no she went really none of them really and i was like yes none of them if we were sitting around and one of our friends are bragging or talking like talking about how we want to do we'd be like dude like that's not cool like what's wrong with you are you serious yeah and she was like really and i'm like who told you these things yeah the dudes like talk about this like now that the girls are all gone like who'd you get this week yeah like who did you who did you like i heard the story about brett kevin i was so inspired no no no no i maybe people and some people live that way but i'm like i don't think so i went and talked to some of my friends and i was like i gotta tell you this and

every single guy i've talked to has had a reaction of like what what what's wrong with these people it's like dude first of all it's bad enough that there are guys who go around bragging about this stuff for sure i haven't i've not met them but for like her to think that way that's how the world really is it's like this weird indoctrination from the woke left it's like guys secretly have parties where they you know brett kavanaugh would go to a party and drug women and they would line about the door. That's not happening. That's crazy. So that reminds me of the one in four statistic where one in four women who goes one in four women who goes women who go to college campuses get raped.

It's not true. Why would you send your daughter there? That's absolute insanity. Right. I mean, yeah. And like, it's the same thing. Like, I know a lot of chicks that have had bad shit happen to them. So it's not there's not true.

There's no joke. Yeah. Yeah. But like, it's like they're not teaching people to rape in school and also it is there is a part of like so this is your friend or this is your daughter or whatever and you go okay like you know we need instead of uh teaching girls to not walk through alleys we need to teach men to rope it's like let's do both how about let's do both like definitely don't teach people to rape but like until you know we eliminate every bad guy in the world also let's not walk through the alley at 4 a.m at night male or female good probably not the move i agree let's grab these super jets friendly neighborhood

sawyer says it's hard not to be blackpilled right now it looks like america is on course to lose this election i don't know we'll see mich see. Michael Malice is very confident just, you know, because these conversations happen, right? Walker Mack says, suddenly conspiracy theorists don't sound so crazy now. Hmm.

I don't care if I will not be vaccinated. I'll die before they force something into my body. So I have this Google search. It's really funny. The Great Reset. Here's the first story.

It says, The Great Reset. Building future resilience to global risks. And the next one says, The bas The Great Reset, Building Future Resilience to Global Risks. And the next one says, The Baseless Great Reset Conspiracy Theory Rises Again. It's a conspiracy. From the New York Times. How is this a thing?

Where are you getting this from, Tim? It's top stories. The literal call for the Great Reset and the New York Times saying it's a conspiracy theory. The New York Times is absolutely fake news. Just outright. Well, where I come from, the great resets when you pull out the cartridge and blow in it. Somebody sent me

a Retron. Is that what it's called? It's so cool. Is that an emulator? No, it's an old It plays Nintendo games, but it's a console. I haven't seen it yet. Alright, let's see what we got here. Daniel Teller says, Great reset equals great leap forward to electric boogaloo.

Look, guys, my friends, you can't just say electric boogaloo, okay? It's great leap forward to American boogaloo. There you go. Okay, because it was in China before, and now it's here. Camilo says, Ryan, do you take suggestions for skits? If so, how do we get them to you? Oh, I actually get a shortage of people sending me random sketch suggestions.

So that would help to add to the pile. I'm sure you have a shortage. I get so many. Oh my gosh, so many. How many of them are just really bad? I've used, so I've probably got like thousands. Wow. And I only respond to people that send messages on the Patreon just because it's too much.

I got one, dude. But I have one that I use that someone sent me an idea. This is going to be good. Okay. Okay. Kim has a good idea. You are Donald Trump, okay? And you're trying to eat a bag of Cheetos, but your hands are too small to grab them

because they're the puff Cheetos. Oh my gosh. And you're like, I can't pick them up with my tiny hands. It would be so funny. Everybody would're like, I can't pick them up with my tiny hands. It would be so funny. Everybody would be like, that's so original. And it should be happening at the divorce court because Ivanka's filing for divorce because my bean was too small. I mean, I got to be honest. That would actually be funny because you're actually making fun of the woke left or the resistance, not actually Donald Trump.

So that actually might work. Maybe. We'll see. Don't actually make that up. Felipe says, I mean, the bit works now because we're making fun of them. Felipe says, I'd like to get your thoughts on a video, an excerpt from a book. The video is called How to Rule Mankind by Liberty Penn. If you get the chance, please share your thoughts.

I think it's what's going on now. Interesting. I'll check it out. Let's see. Jesse Stigler says, from your video today, don't you remember de Blasio on the radio asking to help him redistribute wealth on radio?

I don't remember that. Help me tax the wealthy. Help me redistribute wealth. If you go to the hill and cop... Oh, wow. That's crazy. Sam Beasley says, right-wing tyranny is exclusive. This is ours and you can't have it. Left-wing tyranny is inclusive. This this is ours and you can't have it left wing tyranny is inclusive this is for everyone and you can't refuse it interesting ty chapman says check

out trump's latest tweet about wisconsin oh really i google it let me look at that how about we look up let's do that now trump's tweet and see what just happened i accidentally typed in twat but it doesn't matter because Google still works. Okay, there we go. Oh, interesting. He says, look at this in Wisconsin. A day after the election,

Biden receives a dump of 143,379 votes at 3.42 a.m. when they learned he was losing badly. This is unbelievable. Click it. Told you there was an upper decker.

Oh, snap. You weren't kidding. What is this? Oh, my goodness. Is the official explanation that they they counted all the ballots immediately at once and then just loaded them all in i don't know look for the twitter fact check look all of this stuff is really is interesting and i'd like to see where it ends up but if they don't like if they can't win in court they can't

win i don't know we'll see we'll see how things play out all right let's see what do we got here in the super jets ray uh ray leonard 13 says there is a reason why CNN has the popular vote indicator on full time next to COVID numbers to help convince people subtly that Trump lost no matter what is happening or will happen. Interesting. James Andrew Lewis is Hey, Tim, long time listener loved your latest show with Alex Jones. Insane and hilarious. You mentioned needing a web dev let's chat yes definitely but uh i were we're like paralyzed from the lockdowns coming in so i don't know what we can do and when we'll be able to do it like it's almost impossible to run a business these days whoa what's this oh nailer holanda sent a what are these rubles i can't find way i don't know it says r it's an r and a dollar sign whatever that is but uh But retracted. Thank you. Thank you.

Anthony Summer says, Tim, these news networks obviously have zero credibility. I don't know if they will run out of content necessarily. It is possible they will make up unhinged, fear-mongering articles and other content to support their ideologies. Possible. And then there's this one. Bill Maher is the Internet explorer of comedians. Very good.

Very true. Politically Defiant says, Hollywood, sports Hollywood sports and other high end celebrities that are worth hundreds of millions of dollars scream that more taxes are needed, won't pay it themselves and don't start their own businesses to hire fellow Americans who help them become wealthy celebs. That is that is correct. American honesty says Ohio recently implemented a 21 day curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. Our governor is is ridiculous.

People are rebelling, and I'm going shopping after 10 p.m. from now on. Crazy. Wow, man. JJ says, is it possible that Trump firing these government officials and appointing his people was prep when slash if he loses as a way of keeping a foot in the door by having the Durham investigation into Biden. So he can't appoint new people. I don't know about all that. You heard about Trump firing, you know, a bunch of these like top security people recently.

Yeah. This is going to be a coup because he just had the acting secretary of defense who was just appointed say special operations will now report directly to him, which is like, so all these leftists are like, this is literally what happens before a military coup. Trump's not going to leave. Oh, what do we do? I don't think the u.s works that way so i don't know what

they think is gonna happen trump's just gonna like declare himself they're gonna be like okay sir right this way out the door yeah yeah they're making crazy predictions for what he's gonna do what is this eric olsen says check out nickelback's cover of the devil went down to georgia i've never actually been interested in listening to a Nickelback song, but I'm actually interested in hearing that. Yeah. That is interesting. Waffle Sensei says, quote, that's like following Google Maps into the ocean. Ian, that was great.

Yeah, right. Agreed. Walking into someone because you don't want to be racist. So funny. Let's see. Joshua Brogue says, is the left in favor of censorship because they can't step on the twig if twigs are banned? I want to stop on twigs like Cheeto bags. No, I don't think that makes sense.

I think a lot of people on the left are in a circular firing squad, you know, like a Mexican standoff where it's like they're all pointing guns at each other and shaking and like, oh, what do I do? I can't, you know, I can't stop. I have to be part of this. Data Delta says, I'm a CS student, Wisconsin, and made a web app called Data Track, Data Tracker app dot com tracks COVID-19 death counts across all the states and US does breakdown of age ranges and comorbidities as well. Wow. Interesting. Very cool.

Elle says, Ryan, I just want you to know that you are genuinely funny. I'm sitting here listening while I work and I keep bursting out laughing. Tim, Lydia, Ian, love your guys' work. Main source of news. Thank you. Well, you know, when we have Ryan Long on, you are getting only the most serious and important news. Best news. All the hot topics. Oh, yeah.

That's true. Well, I was literally, when you just said the school shut down, I was literally like, well, who am I going to sell my weed to? Oh, yeah. They never stop with me, guys. Are you talking about the grade school children? Didn't New York legalize weed? I was New Jersey just legalized.

Recreational or medicinal? Recreational, right? So I don't know if they, I think they decriminalized it. But that was a big celebration. But all that stuff takes a while. Oh, yeah. True. Yeah yeah they did that in canada where they like decriminalized everything and it took forever and in the

meantime they kind of it actually made people things worse for people that were like in the weed industry that makes sense nick nick bobby says what's this about oann's story of military seizing a server showing trump winning 410 electoral votes. That map showing Trump winning 410 has California red. I'm not sure. I believe that's a real thing. Nope. Because California is like 65% registered Democrat and like 28% registered Republican or some tiny number.

So it was right in like 1992 or something like 19. I think it was like the last time it was like 92 or something like that or 88. I'm not sure. But I don't believe that's real here's the bigger issue though right wing media sources are saying military seized this server in germany it was a spanish server and then ap is saying that's fake news it never happened so people are just going to choose what they believe and that's it yeah that's a lot of the two with the debunking they like just debunk a different thing like someone will be i think there's that fleck is dude they were like here's 10 000 names that were wrong or whatever and then you saw the people

being like here's debunking and they're like well there's 15 000 on your debunked list so you can't even like trust the debunking you don't know what's going on anywhere oh my gosh no one knows yeah it's it's very difficult it's not helping uh and like fox basically has like gone full trump's you know against trump except tucker Tucker Carlson's like sticking to it. Weird. That's we we have quite the talk. Yeah. We have quite possibly the best super chat.

Okay. Okay. Nice. I'm somewhat being facetious. Hink Hall says the imagery of Trump disappearing, taking all the woke with him reminds me of Goku instant transmitting cell before he exploded. Do you know that reference? No. No. But that was what I said in my video it's dragon ball z i know i said that i knew it was that's what i said that's what i said in my video like trying to be a grown white man saying that

you like dragon ball z you know because i was uh i used to be a black man before yeah yeah right now furious says is it fair to say there's officially more evidence of impropriety in our election than evidence that kavanaugh committed those accusations? Things that he was accused of? Yeah, of course. Accused of drinking a couple beers. That's right. They pulled up his high school calendar and were like, what's this?

It says beer on it. What the heck? It's like, I don't know. Are you kidding? That was 35 years ago. I was a teenager, dude. Like, what is this? Well, you know, we got to find something.

So remember the guy from NASCAR? I think it was NASCAR whose dad said the N-word in the 80s. So they did. I remember that. His sponsors dropped him. Insanity. I didn't say anything, dude. I would love.

Well, your dad said it on the radio. That'd be good right now if they had like a, ifmz if tmz if you're listening if you could get an undercover photo of like uh kavanaugh like playing flip cup and they just they just catch him they just catch kavanaugh mid flipping a cup and looks at the camera just chris dumas says what do you think about election the election going to districts rather than states like nebraska i'm pretty sure if we voted by district, a Democrat would never win again. If you know, because I'm not smart enough to comment on that. I'm pretty sure there's more Republican districts than Democrat districts. It's a fact.

Like the Democrat districts are like New York, LA or the counties or whatever. So if we did it by district, it would be all Republican, basically. But you would give the districts like more more representative votes because they're bigger in nebraska and maine they split their electoral votes by district so like the urban center in nebraska gets electoral gets like three electoral votes and then the rural area gets one electoral vote or something like that so if we did that for every state then it wouldn't be winner take all it would probably be republicans winning you'd have to break it down to like decimals and stuff just purely by their population.

If you're going to do that. I mean, a popular vote. No, you'd have like three in Los Angeles County points to and like the smaller ones that have 160th of the population and stuff like that. I don't know. Andy Maseka says, Harumph, I say, I will not impugn the honor of Ryan Long. JK, thanks for recommending the book. Trust me, I'm lying by Ryan Holiday. Do you have any other book recommendations? I just read Art of the Deal over and over again. I go back and forth.

One page of Art of the Deal and one page of 48 Laws of Power. They should turn Art of the Deal into a three movie. They should. Oh, I know. They just made Fast and Furious 7 into a book. Did they really? Oh, yeah. It's a 45-page chase scene.

I recommend describing the vehicles. I recommend the book Fast and Furious 7. Does anybody have any book recommendations? I like Ryan Holiday's stuff. It's good. Yeah, he's cool. James Aldrich has a new book. Shout out to the man, JD.

Yeah, he was talking about how New York is basically just likeork is basically just like yeah we talked about that last time but pablo says you can't fire based on political beliefs and you probably aren't allowed to ask so many protected classes you you would say the position is filled if they revealed their woke politics in the future in the interview no i think that's only in dc i think only dc protects political class our political affiliation for obvious reasons if you're in dc i think only dc protects political class our political affiliation for obvious reasons if you're in dc and it's like you're there because you have to be and then you walk into a restaurant you're wearing like you know your your trump hat or whatever and they you can't come in here it's like the city wouldn't function you know what i mean but but but i think that's smart because i think that everyone who should be protected for wearing

like a maga hat you should be protected for whatever your political beliefs are. I'm doing a video where I'm getting people on the streets talking about dudes. They got beat up for wearing Trump hats and getting them to admit that they were asking for it from. Oh, my God. Asking for it. Ryan. Let's see. JW says sworn affidavit filed today in G.A.

State that they witnessed thousands of ballots being counted, all with machine printed bubbles being filled out for Biden. Yeah, the the Dominion voting machines can actually read like can change ballots. And I mean, it does make sense to, you know, to us in a certain a certain to a certain degree. But like, shouldn't we just vote paper ballots and just like have them physically so the way canada does it is that they count the paper with people watching them do it from like different parties and then they all agree on what the number is and that's the only number ever and then they report that number all together all staring at each other like it was 17 326 really well then there's no to – that's the safest way to do it.

Interesting. Because you can't lie because I'm standing next to you. And then the number gets transmitted to, you know, like, to the guy who adds the number. Yeah. And you have all this scrutiny. Right now the problem is they watch the vote, put it in the machine. The machine does who knows what. And then the machine transmits it to who knows where.

Or they put it on the tape. They put it in the machine and walk away. If you actually have people scrutinizing it, and you have the paper ballots, someone could be like, that's not true, it wasn't that number. Count it again. You're being challenged by other political interests. Takes too long, though.

Yeah, that's not true. Paper ballot counting and then a recount, and then if the paper gets wet or burned, they're gone forever. Have you ever counted money? Do you know counting works? It's all decentralized so if a hundred people in one district come in and they count they go one two three four five a hundred then they report that by county so there are some counties where this where it takes a little bit longer but they can count it super quick it's not like one guy or like 10 people are counting five million ballots

they're counting like maybe a few thousand And then in most counties where you have smaller populations, it's not even the entirety of the city. You might have 30,000 people in one city, but it's like... I don't want animals counting my ballot. I want machine tallying it for me. Machines that are made by animals. So they're less reliable.

I don't want... Less reliable. I don't want a proprietary computer doing it. No, it's more valuable than a monkey carrying a piece of paper. So what happens if I just go in and change and add a bunch of fake votes? It would show on the chain. Yeah, they would see on the chain that in Herman District or whatever, there was 7,000 votes for Biden.

You'd be like, I guess that's real. I can't challenge it. And 370 of them were changed on Tuesday. No, it wouldn't. Because that would show it on the chain. Grandma, you know, Sherry doesn't know that she voted or didn't vote because you just took her information out of her mailbox and then voted. Now it's on the blockchain.

It's up to Sherry to check her vote. So that means I can steal Sherry who's not interested. And you can do that today, too. Exactly. But I'm not saying it's perfect. I'm just saying it's better. Here's the best part. They go and audit the hard paper ballot and say, hey, wait a minute.

And they can challenge them. Dude, the ballots are on memory cards right now. That's why it should be on paper. But what if the paper gets wet? What if someone takes them? Security, it's better to be secure than insecure. What if someone takes and steals them? They're gone forever.

And what if someone steals the memory card? And there's no record. And like the three counties already that didn't upload. Then it's gone forever. But if it's on the blockchain, people can't steal it. So when people forge ballots, then it's on the blockchain forever too. I guess so. But it's up to you to check your own ballot.

The big problem right now is two things. There's an audit saying that a bunch of Republican absentee ballots never got received. And there's challenges that a bunch of people had voted in states they don't live in anymore, which some people suspect now was someone filling out ballots on their behalf to get extra votes. Definitely check your name. If you lived in another state in the last year, you should check to make sure you didn't get voted for in that state. That's why...

What's up on you, though? In Canada, they're bragging on Twitter that they use paper ballots only with scrutineers who are watching, and then they all count the ballots together, and it never gets entered into a machine, and the numbers are all confirmed by multiple people. And it's funny because you have all these leftists saying Canada is the way to do it, and Canada's like, oh, actually, we have voter ID laws, and we're way more secure than you. Uh-huh.

Yeah. All right, let's see what we got. DS says, Trump is the new punk rock. Flowification says, if the Patriot was in 2020, the left smacks gavel. Our first order of business the right and our last if we vote a biden distressed partisan noises wasn't wasn't no no wasn't the the vote for the levy wasn't the guy they wanted to go to war they wanted to levy war yeah yeah so it's the other way around the the left would be like and our last if we vote for biden anthony or i

guess oh i guess it's the point. Like their last order of business, they all die. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Anthony Pica says, listening to one of your previous IRLs, start the Beanie Club and steal Lodder with Clutter business model. Partner with Blaze. Have people sign up.

Indeed. Then get an authentic Tim Beanie. Would love to wear one while I drink out of my LWC mug. How dare you? You know why I'm never going to join any one of these networks ever? Why? Why would you? Right now, TimCast IRL is ranked like number 106

on iTunes for like top podcasts. That's right, baby. And the Tim Pool Daily Show is number 34, I think. 40, 46. No, it's up. It's 34. Oh, really? Yeah, and it's completely independent.

I have no boss. I have no companies. I don't even really have any sponsors. I have no sponsor contracts or anything like companies. I don't even really have any sponsors. I have no sponsor contracts or anything like that. I literally just do what I want to do and when I want to do it. And then all of these, like, I tell you, man, these companies will be like, we want to sign you. Here's the, here's your deliverables. Here's what you have to do. I'm like, I don't want to do that. That's work. It really does mess with your flow. Like what you're doing. I've had so many people where I've, you know, taken a little thing and I,

you have to, you have to really set it up where you go listen this is my system it's a really take it or leave it because they'll they'll push it and then they go okay well what about if you do this like it's no big deal can we just make one revision like oh we'll just make one cut and all those things just add to your like perfect workflow that you've created right and it just stops what you're able to do more and more work and then you have to wonder why is that they want to sign you in the first place slows you down because they think they're going to make more money off of you. And so I'm like, listen, dude, if I've done this on my own for a long time and have a top podcast, I don't need anything from you. You can't offer me anything. Well, the question is,

that's what it is. Can they add value? I mean, I met with like a thousand YouTube agencies and they would talk for half an hour and I would finish and be like, can you explain to me in one sentence what you do? I'm like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? To be fair. You know, synergy and we can, you know. Don't synergy me.

Yeah, we'll be like the algorithms and we're able to do this and monetize this. And I'm like, so what? What do you do? What are you talking about? I have had recently a meeting with a YouTube agency that said, here's what I want to do for you. And I said, no. And then they were like, what if we do this?

I said, you're still not doing anything for me. And then I said, here's what we're going to do. You get nothing of mine. But whatever you make, you get a percentage of it. They said, deal. And I was like, oh, there we go. Yeah. So now we're working out the details.

Basically, because I have no Facebook presence, I don't do anything with Facebook at all. And I've got four hours of content. And they're like, why aren't you uploading this? And I was facebook presence i like don't do anything with facebook at all and i've got four hours of content and they're like why aren't you uploading this and i was like because i don't know and they're like okay we'll take care of that for a lot of there we go see you know what's funny i literally just had the exact same thing and facebook's the only one because they are monetizing it but you kind of are like i don't know what's going on over there it's very hard to grow but a lot of these people well they figured it out because of the cross posting right so it's it's not just that it's that i'll tell you the scam facebook is look on youtube i can put up a 20 minute video and people will watch it and listen to it on facebook what works is like a two minute video so that means no it has to be of more than three different

amount to monetize yeah well like a three minute video i just mean like it's much much shorter it's not a it's like a bit they would love it to be like that but it's not well so so what works then is if i do 20 minutes they're like seven segments and i'm like i'm not gonna render seven different segments i'm not gonna put the graphics on it they'll do it because they know they can make bank off exactly and i'm like well there you go i'm not gonna hire a team to like deal with this no i can't i'm sorry guys i can't do it so yeah man that's what the auditions like louis had a story like this but it does happen where someone's like, hey, we want you to be in this thing. The director wants you to do the read and you go, okay.

And then you don't do it. And then they go, oh, they extend it. And you go, and then eventually they call you and they're like, all right, they just want you to do it. You don't have to do any of that stuff anymore. Perfect. I am Darwin's God says, Tim, GIF stands for graphics interchange format. That means a G like a gift, not a G like giraffe.

Except the guy who invented it said that it is a soft J. for graphics interchange format. That means a G like a gift, not a G like giraffe. That's right. Except the guy who invented it said that it is a soft J on purpose to mean that it was like in a GIF. It was in a fast. The guy who invented it named it something. End of story.

It's like, it's weird to me that there are people who are deciding I have authority over what someone did. Like, it's like, it's too much to me like the sgw is trying to change language because they think it sounds better if you invent something

and call it something someone else coming up and be like actually i'm gonna rename it i'm like wait he invented the graphic interface format the guy who invented the graphical interchange format someone pronounced if someone builds create something and then calls it the wrong thing you don't have to keep calling it the wrong thing yeah what if someone builds like a new shovel and they're like this is my giraffe and you're like that's not a giraffe that's a shovel it's a type of shovel yeah but i'm gonna call it a giraffe well then he's an idiot it's a shovel no if you create if you create a shovel and you call it a giraffe that's your prerogative to call and it's also not a giraffe it's first of all he didn't invent the shovel

if it's a shovel if he makes a special proprietary shovel called Giraffe. A Giraffe shovel, yeah. Like the Slap Chop. Yeah, or like the chips. We just named it. Super cool. Or Flex Tape or whatever. Is that what it's called?

Flex Tape? Yeah, Flex Tape. I don't know. Yeah, Flex Tape. No, it's not Flex Tape. It's not even adhesive. It's a plastic adherence structure. He's an idiot for naming it Flex Tape.

It's like, dude, if you make something, you name something, fine. I don don't care you know what's really annoying to me right now is that they're trying to change the name of a skateboard trick because the guy like it's offensive it's just like dude the guy who invented it said it's called a gif and people are like yeah but it's a it's a hard g it's like well so when you're saying what's the skateboard trick all right the mute mute grab oh come on tony hawk said it's got to be called something else because it's offensive because they were calling a guy mute when you when they were teenagers 40 years ago that's so the guy said he didn't want to be he didn't he wanted the guy they named it after said i i would prefer you changed it but it doesn't mean anything he's not actually mute he was deaf and so they said he did a trick and they called it they named after the mute guy

they said yeah and so now it's 40 something years later and they're like every video game, every piece of media, every reference ever gone because we don't like it. Is a soft G or J? Yeah. I thought that was the hard G. That's soft. I must have that backwards. Yeah.

Or actually I think it's yeah. Oh my God. No, it's just why it's off to why. Yeah. Oh my gosh. No, it's anyway. Anyway. No, there's been no shortage of changing words.

And you just go like, yeah, whatever. Eventually. I'll admit. I still don't know if it's Jif or Gif. It's Jif. I just can't. It's Yif. I don't know if it's you or you.

I can't. How is it that the guy who invented it said it and they're like, no, I refuse to accept you invented it and named it something. I won't accept it. Magik. Giant Magik wizard. Richard Salmon, who made GNU's not Unix. He basically made a Unix thing. He made a software based off of Unix.

And he called it GNU, G-N-U. And it stood for GNU's not Unix. But GNU is the word new. It's an animal. So he called his software GNU. And he mispronounced it just to have fun with people. So it's GNU. And it's never selling.

If you were like, it's GNU software, people would be like, whoa. If it was phonetic, it'd be GNU. Well, the animal's called GNU. It's really funny when people are like, is it a Jolden retriever? I'm like, is it a Guyant? Like, dude, the G-I makes the J. It's not the Kamala thing. GNU is pronounced GNU.

There's neither here nor there. He wanted to call his GNU GNU. Well, remember with the Kamala stuff like how many people have articles being like well I know it's like they go it's racist if you say I know because it's very hard for me to say I can barely say the normal words right and that's how

you would say that word but the same way that when I go to my bodega guy underneath me he goes Rian Rian I've known you know he knows my name's ryan but it's like in his whatever language he speaks that's like whatever language excuse me yeah whatever whatever whatever gibberish desert language this man speaks i don't listen i don't speak bodega speak it's true that's her the guy's actually just american english it's an italian

it's an italian american accent i don't speak your language sir bodega stanny or whatever this is a midwestern accent yes arian don't you know we got donuts today that's canadian that's always miss well i guess it's close to minnesota oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was saying. Don't you know? I did that cat calling video and I was saying the Canadian cat calling. Oh, there she is. Instead of like, yeah, girl, what's up? The Canadians go, oh, there she is. And then they apologize right away. Yeah.

Then they go, oh, it's okay. Sorry. No, it's okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Apology jokes. Yeah. Everybody, thanks for hanging out if you haven't

already smash the like button please and subscribe we do the show monday through friday live at 8 p.m you can follow me on twitter instagram parlor at timcast check out my other youtube channels youtube.com slash timcast and youtube.com slash timcast news and uh ryan thanks for hanging out yes you have uh you have you're a president for the boys. Running for the boys. And you can listen to my podcast, The Boys Cast, every Friday. And you want to follow me at YouTube.com slash Ryan Long Comedy. A new video out every Monday, street video most Wednesdays, and podcast every Friday. So your YouTube channel is basically a president for the boys. You're basically a white, cis, heteronormative, patriarchal YouTube channel.

Indeed, yes. That's what it sounds like to me you know you are a white male but i will say that a lot of people think that you know i'm maybe like would be racist sexist transphobic when in actuality i'm just sexist so there's a big misconception there's a lot there's you know there's lots of different races of people that are for the boys supporting my mom. Right on. And, you know, Ian's hanging out with everybody. Ian Crossland. You know me.

Hey, Ryan. Still same old Ian. You know, just but he's been low game. Just the guy. I'm surprised Netflix hasn't co-opted you yet. Yeah. I bet. Well, a lot of stuff's been down because of COVID.

But I have to imagine they're scared of your comedy right now though if they did like a degenerate mom or whatever my mom was like a college segment where she's like just like really awful and talking about banging dudes yeah no they all a lot of these people you know like kind of reach out i have like a manager and they kind of like reach out and a lot of these people like me so the spongebob thing was funny thank you i'm working on a i'm working on a movie actually it's probably my big thing but the truth is like there's no comedy right now so i only moved to america three months before all this stuff so it's hard for me there is no like uh culture and mix for that stuff but so i'm doing my own thing and i

think i'm gonna potentially do a movie and that's what i'm figuring out yeah i'm sure people don't know this but you're originally from Bangkok. Yeah. Yeah, he was born and raised in Thailand. Yeah, you are what you do. You're from what you do. That's what they say. Then moved to America just recently. Tim's from Bendover.

It's a new place. It's beside Bangkok. And he has his passport and he keeps it with him. Yeah, but you were saying you're doing a movie? No, but yeah, I might do that stuff. But right now I'm like super busy. So it's kind of one of those things where as soon as stand-up starts back up like properly, I have another special that I am going to record.

And it's yet to be known where that will end up. Do you think they're going to do what they're doing with basketball and put like fake video crowds in? Oh my God. They already do. They're putting them in rooms. Like they're playing basketball in in a closed room now. What they're going to do at the basketball game?

Disrespect our flag, Ian. Is that what you mean? Take a kneel, yeah. That's what I'm hoping. Dude, American culture, everything that we've held as a pastime is just gone. Basketball is becoming boring because there's no audience and nobody is into it anymore. Baseball, same thing. Dude, putting the weird cardboard people in the baseball stadiums is the it's like digital it's digital no no a lot of them

just put just cardboard people on the line that's racist i just say indians but oh my gosh okay look at this guy white cis heteronormative patriarchy seriously yes well anyway if you do want to go to the white cis channel it is uh is. But I'm Canadian. And so it's OK then. Yeah. Because you have Trudeau, not Trump. I say on stage that I'm allowed to do jokes about race. I'm actually mixed race. I'm half Irish, half English.

Oh, my God. It's all better now. It's all fine. I'm from a faraway land. Listen, me and your parents would get me immigrants. But, you know, these guys don't get immigrants. I know. They don't know what it's

like all right move to this country with nothing hard nothing with a backpack and a strap and a book pinocchio style one just me with a leather strap around my art of the deal oh my gosh but it guided you it guided you brought you home exactly one apple you can also follow sour patch lids you can you can follow me sour patch lids l y d s hot follow i recommend it oh thank you thank you ryan i appreciate that yeah so uh can we go to bed now tell me is that it it's time to go well no i have a meeting with that half pipe to get my revenge that's right is your skin just like stuck to one of the screws now? Yeah, you gotta go find it. Yeah, there's lots of my...

This guy is like, I'm gonna slide down the six foot. Oh, that's so sad. And then he like cut himself. Yeah. That's your fault. Once we pull the soap shoes back out. Oh, yeah. It's gonna be crazy.

You just run off and you like put your feet there and then it's like the best trigger. I was like, where are the boards? And he's like, it's a parkour course, dude. Yeah, it's a half pipe, but it's for rollerblades, man. Anyway, thanks forour course, dude. Yeah, it's a halfpipe, but it's for rollerblades, man. Anyway, thanks for hanging out, everybody. We'll be back tomorrow at 8 p.m. live. Smash the like button on your way out,

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