Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #184 - SCOTUS REJECTS Trump 20 State Suit, Alex Jones And Michael Malice RETURN

Episode Date: December 12, 2020

Tim, Ian, Lydia, and Luke host familiar friends Alex Jones and Michael Malice for part 2, with less politics and more aliens.  Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Supreme Court has unceremoniously rejected the Texas lawsuit supported by 20 other states against four states that would effectively have overturned the election. That's the news for the night. Thanks for tuning in, everybody. Now let's talk about aliens. Alex Jones is joining me and Michael Malice. I'm kidding. We will talk about the SCOTUS stuff.

But yes, Alex Jones is here. Michael Malice has returned. They've both returned with a vengeance because the last podcast we did got removed. And I said, as soon as it got removed, I was like, I hit both. I reached out to Alex and Michael and said, can you come back on immediately? And this is the soonest we were able to make it work. So we wanted to be on a few days later. I'm like, absolutely.

I got to leave town because I didn't have babysitters. But here we are. And I had a lot of fun. That was amazing last time. And I don't have a toothache today. so I am a little bit better than last time. So thanks for having me. Yeah, right on. And Michael, of course, singing out.

Thanks for having me. Yes. I am a gorilla. Murder yourselves. What is that from? It's a meme they made of us in that video. Oh, they did. It was really funny.

There's also a picture of you going like this with a tinfoil hat. Oh, my gosh. So earlier, I think Luke posted this photo. We had Alex stand in front of the green screen for a few minutes just saying whatever. So we have, you know. I'm going to do it again later because I think what you were saying, I thought I had to do something because I'm too dense. You're like, later. No, no, no.

We got some good stuff. It's you doing different poses. Then I got it. So I was a little bit dense there. But let's go back to this. Andreas, who's chilling over here, wants to make videos, like music videos of you dancing and stuff. Can I ask you one question? Because you do the live streams.

I've been kicked off YouTube for a few years, so I get to live vicariously through you. I watch the show all the time. I knew Radowski was here. I've been watching him all week at your house. But I'm sitting there trying to figure this out. It had 900,000 and something views that night. The next day, it was still 900,000 views. Then it goes to like 1,000,000, 3,000, and then goes away.

So how does that work when you obviously we had three or four million? We actually had a total of like 2.3 million. Is that right? Yeah, 2.3 million. So I feel like Newsmax. But Newsmax wishes they had that. Their top show is at 200,000. I'm not mocking them, but that's what I'm saying.

You guys are like, oh, YouTube, don't ban us. We worship you. The goddamn show's got millions of viewers. It's bigger than Tucker Carlsonson that's what i'm saying they got us eating out of their hand when we bring the whole game to them i don't think they care i think i think they want to be netflix they want they want you know they want us to see a lot of respectability yeah yeah yeah and listen listen when they just issued this youtube made this ruling where they said you can't make claims about trump and fraud or whatever the report they put out was actually about their advertisers

it wasn't they didn't care about fraud or anything they're just like look advertisers we're doing really nice for you please don't pull your ads off our platform no and I agree so we had a discussion before we went live which I don't even want to go into because I want to move on from the election to cover other stuff because I'm typecast to always only cover the current political stuff I'd rather cover the big classic conspiracy stuff. We're going to do that tonight. Aliens. This is process.

Texas filed a suit saying that the legislatures of these other five states did not pass a law to take mail-in ballots, and so it was a mute. Well, the Supreme Court just threw it out. Big defeat of Trump. We should be able to look at that, give our opinion. Does it mean we're the Supreme Court? And that's it. Everyone knows it's our opinion.

Let the public judge that. But then we're all in pins and needles. Well, I mean, do we say it's a fraud? Do we say it's not? No, there's no been proven fraud in a court. That's true. So, but again, how do we not even like walk around on eggshells around the edge of that? You can't even give your personal opinion.

Well, I mean, you can, but if it's an unacceptable opinion, you're gone. So they pulled down Scott Adams. You guys see this? No. Scott Adams had his video pulled down. I don't even know what he said, but he's, look, he's got his bombastic moments. He's very centrist, though. But I think he's very calm. He's pretty liberal. Non-threatening. Yeah, and tame.

They took one of his videos down, sent him an email saying, gone. And that's the crazy part is, when they ban something you do or they ban you, you never know it is and then once they've banned you i've experienced this then they can say whatever they want like jones won't quit saying this and most of the time i never even said that yeah but it doesn't matter i have no voice and so they can say it didn't they let's give another example sorry uh like laura luma right she got banned everywhere like she became the nominee for i think the 21st district in Florida. The day she won the primary

as the Republican nominee, they changed the rules and they didn't say, except for Laura Loomer, they said, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they frame it in such a way that you dig the road just to have this person on the far side.

It's gerrymandered. Yeah, yeah. One thing they've consistently done. That's exactly right. They say that, oh, this person was manipulated using other accounts to manipulate things that they won't prove and you can't defend yourself against. So I guess you can call it defamation, but it never gets anywhere.

Twitter just says, oh, we banned them because they were operating multiple accounts behind the scenes. Well, exactly. They call it – well, I mean here's another thing that happens. I know lots of people I talk to later who go, yeah, I've been on your show before, but they banned my account saying I work for you. I've only talked to you like twice. So these people are getting banned because they're telling them you work for Alex Jones just because they promoted something I was doing. It's very, very frightening.

But here's what's more frustrating. I just want to say this up front. I'm not running away from Trump, but the media acts like I got some bonanza supporting Trump. I got sued, persecuted, and banned. I'll have more listeners with Joe Biden. It's not like I'm in some Trump cult, but they made me the Trump cult leader, and so they won't let me not be that.

That's what I'm saying is- They made an example out of you. Exactly. Because you can, to some extent, afford it, but this is telling everyone else, you're next, you stay in line. Do you want to be a hero you got a family you got kids we're gonna come for his job they 100 made me an example and what

i'm telling people is in the process i'm a tough guy i can handle it but i was the formula for everybody else where once they de-platform you they can so let me give their threats for them it's not that you've been shut up it's that they can say whatever they want about you they can misquote you. And you can't reply. And you cannot respond. You're like frozen in the Phantom Zone like General Zod. And they're out flying around in whatever they want.

But you're not frozen in the Phantom Zone. You're just not corporeal. Come on. But at a certain point, check it out with this Hunter Biden stuff. They suppressed the story heavily. Oh, this really grinds my gears. Are we allowed to go here? Yeah, of course.

I got nine inches. Okay. I snapped as much as Tim Pool can. You know, I got mad because we went through big tech banning the story. Twitter literally shut down the New York Post reporting on this huge story that Hunter Biden was crooked. And these emails were coming out showing that even like Joe was facilitating this with the flight on Air Force Two. And they say it's all fake news. It's all Russian disinfo.

They refuse to report. Refuse to cover it. They don't debug any of it. They just say it's not real. And then one month after the election, what do they do? What a politically explosive story. We just general blocked it. It turns out Barr blocked it during the election.

Exactly. And then it becomes, well, if it was real, average people, if it was real, how come I never heard about it? Exactly. Well, you've heard the Hunter Biden tapes. I mean, they don't deny they're real. He's like, literally, I've met with the head of communist Chinese intelligence. The Southern District's going to indict me.

My daddy's scared. I mean, these are real tapes. And we're like, Twitter's like, it's fake, blocking it, and now it's all confirmed to be real. And I'm going to put on my Alex Jones tinfoil hat. The guy who – you guys saw him show Project Veritas, James O'Keefe. He had that – Jeff Zucker was the head of CNN. They found his audio. They leaked it.

The guy who is the political director of CNN – I forget the guy's name. He had been at Yahoo News. He was fired from Yahoo News because he said – Hot Mike – got caught with Hot Mike that Mitt Romney doesn't care if there's a pool full of African-American kids who drowned. So instead of when someone says something that outrageous, they're not driven out of town. Now he runs CNN's political department. These people always fail up. They do not have consequences for their depravity and malfeasance. It is the revolving door.

They're rewarded for life. Yeah, the incentives are there, correct. Well, I can explain it to you because I work for these companies. Let me break it down for you. consequences it is their depravity and malfeasance it is the revolving door and i keep yeah yeah that's the incentives are there correct well i can explain it to you because i work for these companies let me break it down for you there there there are always people who say if you publish a fake story you'll lose your job look at these guys at cnn they got fired right and i say right now there are two guys who worked at buzzfeed one guy was caught plagiarizing one guy was spying on a rival news organization. And then what happens now? They both got rehired at other big firms.

There is a guy who I worked with who killed a huge story about the New York Times manipulating content. And now he works at the New York Times. It's a revolving door. And you know why they like the liars? There's no grand conspiracy between the editors of these companies going, we need to find a bunch of liars. It's them seeing someone write a story that benefits companies going, we need to find a bunch of liars.

It's them seeing someone write a story that benefits them going, I like stories that benefit me. Hire the person who writes things that make me look good. It's all about responding to – They all go along with the system. Right. Because it's evolutionary. They'll get weeded out. The idea that you can gaybait someone like Joanne Reid back in the day and just have these really nasty kind of like a little innuendos if you look them up they're really offensive um she claims she was hacked

and then call the you say you're going to call the fbi like if someone calls the fbi for something they did this person should be facing legal consequences instead she gets a promotion and that's what i think is increasingly the case with uh the average american when they realize these people are not playing by the same rules that even remotely port to anything i understand look at brian it was brian williams is that what he's saying yeah helicopter making and and they like just moving to msnbc i guess because you know what they rather but you know why so so he was uh he was on what nbc news right was that brian williams and then once they realized that he was making things up they

were like well who would be more willing to accept made up things hyper partisan leftist watching msnbc so they moved him over and he carries on it's it's are you guys familiar with the gel man amnesia effect uh michael are you know so this is the name was made up to sound funny by this like academic the idea is you're reading a newspaper on the front page it says something in which you are an expert like it would say michael malice oh yeah yeah yeah i know so you'll be like that's not true but then you turn the page and you see a story about someone else and you go wow i didn't know that you forget they lied so you have these people who seemingly don't remember that brian williams literally was making things up and going

around and admitted it. And they put him on MSNBC and people are just clapping along and cheering for it. Because there's that, quote, credibility. He's like, yes, I was a helicopter shot down by an RPG. Well, I remember that wrong. You know, you'd remember whether you were shot down in a helicopter. Look at Joe Biden in the 80s when he was taking the life stories of other people. Well, how did that change?

Because he was running for president and then he had to resign in the middle of it. And from the campaign, he said, I did this to myself. I'm sorry, it's wrong. Basically destroyed his career, but it's not. He's about to be the president, probably. And he literally would just take whole, well, he would take the Kennedy stories. Whenever the Kennedy said about themselves, he would composite JFK, RFK and others into his life story and just repeat total lies. And then, but back then he had to step down today. Like you said, it's not, there's so much information that it is like a form of amnesia

because they don't remember that people don't remember. This Tara Reid thing, just like was here and gone. How could people forget about that? Because the media, they memory hold it. They were like, it's bad for Biden, get it out of there. It's a right-wing conspiracy theory. Here's something I think I'm the first person to break, and I'm going to break it here. I read, I got paid $1,000 to read Kamala Harris's book. And in that book, she makes the claim when she was running for either Attorney General

or Senator, I think it was Attorney General from California, that a Democratic operative got on stage with her at UC Santa Cruz somewhere else and said,

no one named Kamala, and especially from Looney San Francisco, is going to get elected statewide in California. First of all, after Barack Obama, that's absurd. Second of all, California isn't going to elect a statewide in California. First of all, after Barack Obama, that's absurd.

Second of all, California isn't going to elect a woman with a weird name. No one, and this story is in various organizations, political, they all repeated it, which she was obviously the source. I try to look up, this would be a huge backlash. If anyone said this to anyone, like with a name like that, you can't get elected, you would think that person would be canceled immediately. They've never fact checked it. And it's nowhere online other than from her.

Because they don't care. They're PR firms. Was it Matt Brainerd who said that? It was Will. It was Will? Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Said that the news organizations are PR firms?

Will talks a lot about how he really hates how everything now is PR. Pretty sure that was Matt Brainerd who said the New York Times is effectively a they both said it i've heard it i've heard it it seems like it's been propaganda the whole way down since the inception of human history except for little bouts of freedom like the american revolution when they didn't have a central bank for a short period of time before the united states got re-co-opted who was the the president who like shut down the first one? Was that Jackson? Yeah, it was Andrew Jackson. Yeah.

I killed the bank. All I know is you got an incredible steakhouse down the street. And they tried to kill the guy. Oh, is that? Well, we shouldn't say what it is. But so let's do this. Let's do this. Because we're definitely getting ahead. Let me just.

Here in Missouri. Alien. Here in Missouri. That's right. Here in Missouri. Let's. I just want to read you guys what's happened with the texas court case because i know uh we're going to open this we kind of check it out so i got the actual uh filing here

from supremecourt.gov they say texas v pennsylvania the state of texas's motion for leave to file a bill of complaint is denied for lack of standing under article 3 of the constitution texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another state conducts elections. All other pending motions are dismissed as moot. Statement of Justice Alito, with whom Justice Thomas joins, quote, In my view, we do not have discretion to deny the filing of bill of complaint in a case that falls within our general jurisdiction. See Arizona v.

California, 589 US. I would therefore grant the motion to file the bill of complaint but would not grant other relief and i express no view on any other issue and then they also note goldman sacks uh v ar teacher retirement was uh satori was granted i don't know that that case is but that it's kind of a funny to see goldman sacks uh versus the teacher retirement below the face he's like what yeah that's on the document too for whatever reason i don't know uh but i'll say this i'm not going to just give people positive news i mean i think clearly there have been anomalies there's been problems with accepting these 80 million mailed out ballots that was the democrat strategy they said we're going to hold

up this election we there's gonna be a red mirage where it looks like Trump wins. We're going to be counting for months. And even if he looks like he wins, we will not accept his inauguration. We are going to have our own inauguration. That's what John Podesta said in the New York Times. All that went on. As soon as Trump has a problem, he says, I'm going to challenge this. Oh, it's terrible. It's crazy. And Matthew McConaughey said that last week with Russell Brand. He said, listen, maybe the Republicans are in denial. Trump lost, whatever. But to act like it's crazy for them to challenge this when that's all you did at the last election, you tried to block the electors. Then you said he was a Russian agent. That's a fraud. So everyone saw that unfold. But I will just say this. I talked to White House lawyers. I talked to other top constitutional lawyers. They said the other suits aren't that good. The Texas

case is the best. And they said, if this goes down, it goes from a Hail Mary to a Super Hail Mary. So I'm not going to sit here and sell people pie in the sky. I think we've gone to about a 90% chance now that Trump's going to have to capitulate. It's more than 90% because there's no organizational will from the Republicans to do this. Well, there was 126 Republicans in the House signed on. I mean, they don't care. I think it's 99. I've been saying it's 99.9% for Biden for the past, you know. No, you have been.

But isn't that because it's the illusion that he's elect. He's had the signs up. He's done it. And so they finally said he's a Russian agent. He's going to be's had the signs up. He's done it. And so they finally said he's a Russian agent. He's going to be gone. Didn't work. He's a Ukrainian.

It didn't work. But finally, they use the election as the way to whatever really happened, say, Trump's done. And I think just the perception of all our other elections that somebody wins, somebody loses, that that's what's going to happen to Trump. And so the question is, Republicans aren't going to cry and scream and throw fits in the streets like the left did four years ago, like toddlers. But what is going to happen to this country? Before we went live, both of you guys were saying, you think it really looks at societal, historical division. And you heard some very dangerous points.

What did you say, divorce? You're not the first person to come here and say that either. I am the first. I wrote an article about this in April 2016 saying it's time to disunite the states, that we've been held together with thumbtacks and strings since the beginning. There's at least two countries here, and we only got held together and one invaded and had occupied the other half. It's ridiculous that people – David Corn, I think from The Nation, he's a big hardcore cathedral operative, he was tweeting out, oh, you know, Republicans are trying to destroy democracy and have a coup.

Every election's a coup. Every election is a lot of people do not want this person. It's electoral war. It's all stylized war. Yeah, and because you have more people, therefore I get nothing and I gotta sit at home and shut up. No, I'm not gonna. No, in a republic, everybody knows this, but I'll say it for those that don't. If 51% vote in a constitutional republic to enslave the other 49

you can't have it but in a democracy they had black stones and white stones in ancient greece and routinely they would vote to kill somebody they like what they had to say that if 51 said kill you they did in a republic folks we protect property we protect life we protect self-defense and we say hey there's certain things enshrined you can't do. This may be misattributed to Benjamin Franklin, but the quote is – Fart proudly. Is it misattributed? Definitely misattributed.

No, Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay. A republic if you can keep it. Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay about what you should be proud to fart. I'm not kidding. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, the quote I was going to say is democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding on what's for lunch. They did. Two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

A republic is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote. Yeah, I think that he did say that. Yeah. Say that again. I ruined it, interrupted it. Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding on what's for lunch. A republic is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote. And republics aren't invulnerable like the republican oligarchy of Rome was eventually

the military commander just took it over and turned it into which is julius caesar crossing the rubicon but it was treason already trying to overthrow the republic that forced him to do that i'm not defending julius caesar but it's what i'm saying people say well general flynn said we need martial law and lynn wood said we need martial law and people are like oh my god i'm up for martial law but we're already under blue state blue city martial yeah we are yeah and so this is something we were actually talking about a couple days ago. Who brought that up there? Was it Will who said we're already under martial law?

I was like, you get these. It's crazy to hear people calling for this. These updates on your phone telling you what to do. Don't go outside your house. It's outside regular law. Regular law is suspended. Yeah. Regular law.

The First Amendment to the Constitution. People know about freedom of speech and religion. It says the right to peaceably assembleably assembled it doesn't say why yeah it says if i'm good i could get together with people nothing's more there's nothing more peaceful than a holiday dinner with your family or maybe it's less well it says congress shall make no law yeah respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof or the people's right to peaceably assemble or the press or of all that you have no right to lock me down. Government does not have a goddamn jurisdiction. Right.

And they are just completely brazenly ignoring that. I'll tell you. I'm sorry. If the government can just say, well, it's an emergency, so we can do whatever we want, then what the heck's the point of the Constitution at all? It's like a man raping a woman. A man does not, or a woman raping a man, or a man raping a man. You don't have jurisdiction.

You have to agree to it. And so literally, this is like rape. When they say, you don't have a right to go out, but we do, and then they exercise their rights and we don't have jurisdiction you have to agree to it and so literally this is like rape when they when they say you don't have a right to go out but we do and then they exercise their rights and we don't they're doing that on purpose this is i think i think the first and most important thing for people to understand too is it's against the science it's it's it's the world health organization's top doctor came out a while ago and said is the last of last resorts and it should be avoided and it can be avoided the head u.n envoy said lockdowns we were wrong it's starving millions and even melinda gates came out yesterday and said we didn't know

this would cause a collapse in millions 272 million are expected to starve to death in the third world in the next year because of the fact check that youtube i was saying that 10 months ago so so what i'm telling you is the lockdown, whether it's real or exaggerated, whatever it is, is causing – because in the first world, okay, we lose our pension or you don't have as big a house or maybe you lose a few pounds. In the third world, a breakdown and a lockdown causes starvation and death. So when the West goes into depression, the third world dies. And we're talking about real black lives matter here and other lives. All over the world, poor people are starving to death right now was it in i think it was mali or some african country malawi one of those two where they were said all right you're gonna have a lockdown even they had no

covid and they go if we don't farm today we don't have food tomorrow that's a good saying if we don't farm today we have no food tomorrow i don't know if they don't farm today we die today they weren't using it as i don't they're as pithy as me because you know if there is. We don't farm today. We die today. They weren't using it as a. I don't think they're as pithy as me because, you know. No, the quote was, if we don't farm, we'll die within a month. Yeah. Okay. It's an interesting saying that could apply in any form. Let me stop interrupting because I've sped this up.

Start over, Tim. You start over. The New York Times, the Washington Post, it meant a billion people set to go into total poverty, possible starvation. Two million already starved to death. Two hundred something million. I forget the exact number are on the verge of starvation because the lockdown not the damn virus that's only killed a million worldwide so let's talk about that can i go full alex jones no but i mean

i'm gonna go full alex jones i'm sure you've been talking about this before and you're not the first there has been for decades uh beating the drums for having full-scale wealth distribution from the first world to the third world. This has been a thing that they've been arguing about for a very long time. We need to jack up taxes in Europe. That's globalism. That's the great reason. Right, right.

And now they have a reason. Look, all these people are starving. But they're not really going to give them anything. I know, but this is a great excuse. Oh, you're right. What, you don't want these people in Africa? You want them to be starving? Michael, the Pope is pushing that.

This is it. Oh, sorry. Go ahead and make your points. That was my point. I agree. Let's just get this. Pope Francis is on board with the massive multinational billion dollar corporations for the Great Reset.

But let me start over because this is so important. I wasn't even going to go here because it's so serious. But I wanted to have a lighthearted thing about UFOs and stuff. But start over. You can pull this up. This fact check this because I don't get the numbers wrong. The U.N. says like 200 in YouTube youtube i don't have a perfect memory like 230 something million people 272 sorry 272 are about to starve to death 2 million already starved to death the

last 10 months is what i read the new york times 2 million yeah like a week ago i read it who knows that's real the point is is that i know folks are in the third world it's bad like you said i mean it's it's bad These lockdowns are bad. So I'm saying if it kills 100 times more people having a lockdown, we need to stop this. And this is what kills the whole Malthusian lockdown. And that's very globally, ethically thinking of you, right? Being concerned about how these other countries are faring because of what they're doing in these countries, right? I'm saying like – I'm saying it's –

No, I agree. They're humans. If we want – if we want – this is the thing. We often hear that these people – like the Great Reset, which is published on the World Economic Forum website. They're like, we're going to rethink capitalism and redo this to make it better for everybody because for too long, this, that, and this, and the bad things. If I actually – like I don't actually believe these people when they say they're trying to do the right thing because – for everybody because for too long this this that and this and the bad things if i actually like i don't i don't actually believe these people when they say they're trying to do the right thing because they're doing right by them exactly and it's an excuse when the pope comes out and says

mastercard and visa and these big companies are are going to redo capitalism the right way i'm like they're the ones who have exploited it with crony corporatism and revolving door politics like going to hitler to learn how to fight Nazis. Hitler killed a lot of Nazis, though. Well, I guess you're right. He killed the worst one. He killed the worst one. He purged his own people.

You're right. Okay, touche. And he killed Hitler. That's true, too. You're right. Okay, sorry. He killed the master Nazis. The worst one. It's like going to Stalin to learn how, I don't know.

Well, Stalin killed Nazis, too. They were the first ones to build. Alex, come on. Get it together. I thought you were a gorilla. I wasn't going. Stalin killed Nazis too. They were the first ones to build. Alex, come on. Get it together. Let's go. I thought you were a gorilla. I wasn't going to the Nazi stuff. I meant it's like going to a fox to learn how to guard a hen house.

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Hold on. I mean, Fox could probably tell you. Let him keep trying until he gets a good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He just said it. He just said it. But it's cheating when he says it. They're the worst offenders telling us how they're the moral authority.

And then in real practice, their lockdown is imploding us and the third world for them to consolidate. I got it. I got it. It's like hiring the fox to guard your hen house. Yes. Because truth be told, if you got a hen house and you hire a fox, fox is going to be like, I'll tell you exactly how I broke in. And you're going to be like, that's a good point.

That's what I got to secure. If you hire the fox to guard the hen house and you wake up, fox i'll tell you exactly how i broke in and you're about that's a good point that's what i got to secure if you hire the fox to guard the hen house you wake up you got no hens left you know exactly why so it goes back to the original saying no it is it's the fox let's just say this it's hiring satan to stop the devil i mean it's like they're the guys doing all this and then we're like they're like we're gonna fix the problems their very policies are destroying and killing people consolidatingating power. They go, it's okay. Did you see the Pineapple Hill video? Pineapple Hill Cafe? Oh, yeah, out of California. This is a woman, and she's outside of her restaurant.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got this. We've brought up a million times. By the way, we've talked to her. We can air this. She'll let you air it. I mean, we should play it. Go ahead and tell people.

She talks about how they have an outdoor dining area. It's a big gazebo tent and picking tables. She shows it. She shows it. The state said unacceptable, can't open. 50 feet away is food services for Hollywood production. Same exact setup. Totally okay.

Well, let's be clear. Hold on. Hold on. She separates the tables more. They have these huge tents 50 feet away, like you said. But what did she say in the video? Everything I own is being stolen from me. The World Economic Forum published a great reset video.

I think it was four years ago. Four years. And they said in 2030, you will own nothing and you will be happy. Sorry, you're right. So when we see all of these things, that the end result is stripping away ownership rights of the poor, but the rich are doing better than ever. Think about who's doing it.

Big tech's making record profit. That's the thing. The middle class is being disenfranchised. The poor is being starved to death. The third world's being killed. And the people doing it are going, I'm so liberal. Look, the Pope's on our side. We love you.

We're going to lock everything down for a couple more years, all right? And you're like, and when everything implodes, we're going to put you all in a universal income and make you take vaccines to get the money. Do you see what Joe Biden's plan is for COVID? Is it to crap his pants? A hundred days of a mask. It's basically what we've already been doing. Yeah, Scott Adams made that point.

Yeah, yeah. So he's like, if everybody just wear a mask, it'd be done. And it's like, but we've been wearing masks for 10 months. But their argument is some people didn't follow it. It's their fault. But Sweden has the studies. Other have the studies. Mainline scientists. They go, well follow it. It's their fault. But Sweden has the studies. Other have the studies. Mainline scientists,

they go, well, it's not the UN scientists. Well, wait. The UN said lock everything down 10 months ago. They did it. Now the UN says

we were wrong. Don't lock things down. It's causing a chain reaction. But still the bureaucracies do it. And then the other scientists say the masks don't protect you. Well, whether it's true or not, those scientists have a right

to a voice to say that. I was told by YouTube that as long as we adhere to what the World Health Organization says, we're good. And if you go against the World Health Organization, you're spreading disinformation. Then a top World Health Organization scientist came out and said lockdowns are bad and we should not do them. So what am I supposed to say now? Because the governors are doing the opposite of what the World health organization told us to do and what i'm supposed to be a lot of so that's a question to both of you why are they the british came out yesterday the british government said okay we're suspending shots for under 16 for pregnant women and people that have any type of allergies because we're having you know bell's palsy and it can only be administered in a facility facility with

resuscitation measures readily available wow so i'm not listen listen when i tweeted that i had people calling me an anti-vaxxer and i'm like i am tweeting you the nhs's official publicly declared statement to keep people safe so that's my next question what are you criticizing so i'm asking that's what i'm saying what's the paradox here where they're like oh sorry we've suspended the australian shots for false positive hiv test and now oh we've suspended the Australian shots for false positive HIV test. And now, oh, we're suspending the shots because it's hurting people. And then we're still full of crap.

No, the truth is vaccines have always had pros and cons. And when you accelerate, my biggest criticism of Trump was him getting on board with warp speed and going, oh, you want two years? I'll do it in six months. And now this stuff's killing people. You want to get on Trump's ass? There it is right there. But now the left won't do that remember just during the the uh campaign though two months ago are there are there actually deaths i think there's side effects well no what

they argue is they go in all these deaths in europe in the uk and australia they the big pharma runs it so they go well we had six people die in this study and four die in that study and two die in this study but we're saying we can't prove they die for the vaccine i need hard data on that stuff because here's what i can you can pull it up you can pull it up so but you can make that all day the the just the important thing is i think letting people know the very very specific government statements about anaphylaxis and bell's palsy like these things are coming from the nhs, let me give you some real headlines. Let's do this. 59 die in South Korea after flu shot.

Pull it up. Okay, let's pull up another headline. This is just this week. This is this week. Here's another headline. I mean, there's so many of these. 47 homeless die after being given flu shot. Poland.

I mean, these are all real headlines. I see this in the news feed, AP, Reuters, but it's never a big national news story. It's like they cover the fine print. Okay, we're admitting it, but here it is, and it just comes up, and it comes up. Yeah, he's right. Well, so I'm trying to find a Microsoft-approved source because you love NewsGuard so much. Oh, scroll down. I love Bill Gates. You've got to make sure it's NewsGuard. soft approved source because you love news so much oh scroll down i love bill gates you got

to make sure it's news garden well so i don't know how we uh we i actually had a plan for segwaying into aliens okay because it was supposed to not get too serious like we got to talk about this scotus aliens are real but uh but let's hit this why did today or yesterday now in australia why did they stop nationwide all their vaccinations their government approved vaccine which is an mrna vaccine that goes into your very dna because the people that take it are having false positives they hope they're false positives for hiv now now i told so this is the new york times by the way that alex is citing here australia scraps covet 19 vaccine that produced hiv false positives wow right and this is the t-cell counts so that's what happened guys i took a covet 19 vaccine

that's why i had that positive test result of the dozens of coronavirus vaccines being tested worldwide the one under development at the university of queensland was the first to be abandoned that's the official new york times thing so fast. But I got to tell you. They did. Trump did. Trump did. In all seriousness. I mean, I've said this. Trump's biggest thing is how he said, oh, I'll unlock the economy. I'll warp speed it. And I tried to like halfway try to figure out maybe he's trying to take control from the Rockefellers and from Gates.

And he wants to have the regular vaccine that isn't as dangerous that actually just takes the attenuated virus. And no, he pushed the mRNA. And I'm not turning on Trump now that he's in trouble i've been criticizing him for months eight months the mrna vaccine is the is a new form of vaccine it goes in reprograms the cells it's it's a mutagen normally you only have this in your body when you have cancer or when you're a baby in your mother growing so this goes in and program cells to actually mutate. And so I'm like, what's going on? Why are they doing this? This is insane.

This is how the Ninja Turtles happened. Well, that was actually, the Ninja Turtles was the chemical that was being shipped in through an alleyway that spilled into, what's his face's eyes? Splinter. No, no, no, no, no, no. Baxter Stockton? Murdoch. Matthew Murdoch, is that his name?

Daredevil. Oh, yeah. You guys understand, though. You guys understand. Matthew Murdoch. Is that his name? Daredevil. Oh, yeah. You guys understand, though. You guys understand. Totally just off the rails with that. Listen, listen, listen. Right now, as we know this, any of this you can pull up. Wolfgang Wodarg is the head elected global commission EU science advisor.

Like, he's the good Fauci. He got with over 100 scientists. One of them was the former science head of Pfizer. They filed suit in the EU on December 1st and said, we've looked at the studies on the mRNA Pfizer vaccine alone, and it'll either turn your immune system off and drop T cells down to zero because these huge papers they attach, it's like, I don't know, it's hieroglyphics, but these were like prestigious scientists. Or it'll jack it up and cause a cytokine storm. And it looks like it attacks the placenta in women

because the same protein in this virus is the same protein that's fast-growing in the placenta. And they said it looks like it might give people HIV. That was six, seven days ago, dude. I'm not a scientist. I read the paper. And six, seven days later later it's in the new york times that that is giving people false positive hiv so here's the deal fact check this

i don't know what's going on but i'm scared i i got you know like let's play devil's advocate if you have vaccine that cures a potentially deadly virus and the consequences like your age test aren't going to be reliable for like a few months is that really that bad of a side effect but why is it because the original when the indian scientist in march late february their main indian technical institute the only indian school you know they got good scientists that bought the crispers towards billions of dollars they have a multi-billion dollar crisper gene editing reader electron microscope a crisper what's a crisper it's a crisp gene editing i don't understand i read this stuff they said hey this is a very dangerous chimera five viruses hiv delivery system and they said it's not our it's not it's not naturally occurring it's

synthetic who said that this is the top indian university they said it's got it's got gene edited p shuttle gene where they cut this in and they go, it's so complex. It's above anything we've even got. This is like secret level stuff. Of course, it came out of the U.S., Chapel Hill, Obama, Fauci, five, six years ago. It was illegal in the U.S. They moved it to Wuhan. They even came out in Newsweek and pulled it up. Fauci funded.

We were here last time. Fauci funded. It's North Carolina or South Carolina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Secret illegal gain-of-function stuff, North Carolina. Fauci funded controversial gain-of-function Wuhan lab. And so the Indians scanned it, then the Germans scanned it, then the Australians scanned it, and then others scanned it.

And I had Dr. Francis Boyle on my show today, the guy that wrote the U.S. Biological Weapons Law and helped write the U.N. Treaty. He's the head lawyer. He prosecuted Slavoj Milojevic. He's like a head UN prosecutor. And he said, no, the Australians, he was just on Australian TV yesterday

on their national TV, on Sky TV. They reverse engineered off the CRISPR scan and made this new vaccine. And so when they copied it and made a vaccine out of it, that's why HIV shows up. This is a copy of the COVID, which has been attenuated. A bit esoteric for me.

Yeah. I can tell you about just like the surface level. One of the reasons why I think it's important to talk about the UK's warning on like people under 16 and, you know, pregnant women. Because that's confirmed. That's not available. But it's just to get people like, listen, listen, this is an official thing. You know, I'm not saying this to scare anybody.

I'm trying to make sure you know exactly what the National Health Service is telling people. They're going to be proving in the U.S. Take this up into consideration and judge for yourself. But these are like official health warnings. Why is the British government? So one week into giving the shot, one week into giving the shot, why are they suddenly saying under 16? Don't take it. Have an allergic response. Don't take it. Pregnant. Don't take it shot why are they suddenly saying under 16 don't take it have an allergic response don't take it um pregnant don't take it why are they backtracking because this is the trial they're they're experimenting this is the human trial right

now we're going through it and and but but i think i think it's a little bit of an exaggeration it's not necessarily an exaggeration it's this whole thing was rushed through to the point where we didn't go through years of trials where they could have controlled groups it's the russians that yes yes and what is mom solo so they rushed it they rushed it so now remember look skywalker says what at the rate they're gaining or the star destroyers chasing them off tantalum when they fly off from us icely he says hurry up he goes too fast kid you bounce off a star supernova that'll end your trick real quick wow so so we've gone at warp speed and we've actually run into a supernova here star wars man so do you think aliens are real?

yeah smooth transition such a smooth segue listen let's finish up because I butchered that we need to calculate where we're going before we hit warp drive yeah was it the original Star Wars where they're like if you warp from here

you might crash into something is that what you're talking about Luke Skywalker's like why aren't we going quicker the stardust he goes dude we got to calculate the nav computer or we'll go too close to a store bounce off a supernova and we're dead that'll end your trip real quick go through a star right yeah exactly so yeah i forget the exact quote but i mean that's what like trump's like warp speed with no no direction yeah and then he gets blamed with all the shit that happens sorry i wonder if that made a man we talked about it last time a little bit that some people look at humanity or humans as a liability and that some people think like we can survive with this gross

population we can keep growing it and growing it and we'll figure out ways to sustain other people are like it's too many people we have to just assume there's going to be calculated losses let's move forward. And what you're saying is that we're all here having normal debates about life and friends being normal. The globalist, it's all about do we exterminate most of the people

to save the earth or do we have this expansionist view? And within that is the debate of the Malthusian system or the Plato system of call the public versus the laissez-faire expansionist system. And there's those two debates at the highest

levels. And the globalist exterminist view is gaining the fore and is the dominant world system. Who made the Georgia Guidestones? Ted Turner is actually on record funding those. Do you have... Really? You want to do it? So my friends, my friends, we have

a gift from Luke Rutkowski. He's actually sitting in the room. He's just chilling. But it's a game called a game called that's right well i thought he was your kid but anyway there's a card game it's a trivia game and there's a bunch of different conspiracy theory trivia questions so michael actually has a bunch of the cards we were we were i'm gonna tell everybody exactly what the plan was when we were going to do this so when alex and i were talking after the last episode got pulled from youtube we were on the phone and alex mentioned that the the air has been sucked out of the room and that where's the opportunity to talk about you know dmt aliens space programs and all that

fun conspiracy stuff that like we got so entrenched in politics and i was like dude i agree let's let's and then and then joe rogan told me he was going to do that. I love Joe. I get in his studio. His interrogation. You know what happened? You know what happened? Alex walks in and then I get I look at my tweet and it's like SCOTUS rules against Texas. And I'm like, oh, dude, maybe I can't talk about it. Could be the elves.

I want to talk about them. And you can't because current events are so crazy. Like they're suspended. The Australian because of the COVID vaccine because of HIV. That's weird. That's the New York Times. I pulled it up. It's in the New York Times.

I woke up at like 5 a.m. this morning and I saw that headline. Alex, I got to stop you. I'm going to tell you something that's going to blow your mind. All right. Do you know what Monday is?

No. Monday is December 14th. You know what happens on December 14th? Do you guys... On the 15th, they're going to start certifying the electors. That's the 14th. On the 14th, they do the electors' vote.

We're also going to have a meteor shower. Oh. Full solar eclipse. Not a coincidence. And a comet. See how I guessed it? I thought it was the 15th. Whoa.

Within the 14th and 21st, we are going to see the conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn. The Christmas star. Creating the Christmas star. Oh, wow. Only ever 800 years. Whoa. So I'm not a superstitious person. No, the globalists are obsessed with planetary alignments.

But everything that's happening, there's no orchestration behind the fact that the meteor shot and the comet are coming on this day. That's what they want you to believe, Tim Fool. Oh, yeah. You live in you to believe, Tim Fool. Oh, yeah. You live in an electric universe. Tim Fool. I just read the news.

Isn't it crazy, though? Like, so when I heard that. The Romans wouldn't go to war unless Mars was in the right, like, deal. And as soon as Mars came around, whatever, they would, like, go to war. So, I mean, every culture was obsessed with the planets. Have you heard of the electric universe theory? That all forces are actually magnetism? Gravity is like a resonating frequency of magnetism. Well, it's as above, so below.

The alchemy is everything is a model of below it and above it. And so everything's connected somehow in the same models over and over again. Definitely. It seems like an atom looks like a solar system. You know, you have a central nuclei with orbiting electrons. As above above so below do you guys remember that viral video of the young woman the great lady who the great lady great lady who's it that was like the first viral video no no no fat woman on a treadmill about a month dancing baby i believe was one of the first there's a there's a young woman

and she's doing this tiktok, and she's like, Biden is having X's in his seventh house, and this means he's going to win. And the peak period, it's like this crazy astrology stuff. Well, Biden ended up at least winning as far as where we're at right now. But she says the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction is coming. It's a once in an 800-year cycle. And this means a dramatic change to the system of ruling in the United States. You know, I bring up magnetic universe because if the orbiting structure of all of this is magnetic and our brains have magnetic neurons and our stomachs have magnetic neurons, we're being –

Well, that's how birds and bees know to fly thousands of miles off magnetic lines. They now have proven we have magnetic cells in our brains. And we're probably acting like those hordes of bees. Just if you zoomed out far enough and could look at it functionally, you'd see us. We mass in these cities like arterial combination. Hey, Alex, performing a terrible act that is publicly blamed on another organization or country is called what? A false flag.

That's correct yes does what does he get for answering the question correctly uh you get a mountain dew uh how about some of that uh what do you got there oh no that's stuff for later oh okay give us another one mike my questions oh mike michael my love so i i guess we're friends now i i legitimately am bringing up this like weird stars phenomenon. Is it just people making a joke about the day the Electoral College is being certified? That's weird. That the meteor shower-

I don't think there are any coincidences. The once in 800 year Jupiter-Saturn conjunction? The planets are going to come together, aligned, creating one bright star. It's the planets, but you'll see a bright light in the sky, bigger than... You ever seen that movie Master and Commander? No, I haven't. Pretty good movie, but it's based on a O'Brien novel, which is based on real naval histories of England, but they've got

this guy on board, they're having bad luck, and as soon as he's dead, they throw him overboard, the wind comes back and the ship can go on. And he looks over at the ship's doctor and he says, Master, not everything's in your books. And so there's just a lot of weird interconnected stuff in the universe that we can all pick up on.

We know what's going on, but there's no way to quantify it because our sight is so... The whole light spectrum, we barely see one point on it. Plus there's all these other dimensions. We're basically these blind creatures that only see in a very limited deal, so we're only picking up how the rest of it operates. I was talking to... I'm going to be very vague on but let me i'll just say you know after we did the

show last time because we we talked about the elves and and you know dmt and stuff machine elves machine elves and i was talking to michael afterwards and i told him about a very specific coincidence i don't want to name because i could give away some personal details but i mentioned like some weird thing happened where some numbers aligned in a very strange way, like the exact same time. You remember what I – Yeah. And it was really, really, really – I guess what do you call it? Serendipitous?

That's not the right word. It is the right word. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Weird things. Very, very weird things. And it seems like throughout my life at least, in my anecdotal experience, there have been weird things that pop up from time to time.

Not in a great number of times to the point where I'd become superstitious or religious. you know, experience. There have been weird things that pop up from time to time. Not in a great number of times to the point where I'd become superstitious or religious. Other people have these weird things happen all the time. Listen, I have dreams because I've had a lot of political success and a lot of stuff. Now people ask me, how am I successful? I go with what I think is right.

But I have had dreams and they're dreams I always have. I get really sweaty. I get upset. I hardly ever have a weird dream where I wake up like anxiety attack like I've been somewhere else. When I was younger, it happened more,

which is what all the literature says. You're more psychic when you're young. You're more attuned to the universe because you get more control over yourself as you get older. You learn to block out the universe. But I've had dreams that exactly come true. And it's always like a car wreck, being mugged, someone dying, and then you're, I mean, I've told people

about this stuff and then later seen it's not like i had some one left side right side deja vu where one side sees it first the other side sees it you go wait i've already seen that this is stuff where i've said hey a guy in a purple and green striped shirt shirt pulls a knife out and and stabs me in the arm and i beat his brains out but that happened in real life yeah and then like a few months later, I'm buying. Was that a dream? It was a dream. I kept waking up having it, like sweating.

And then I'm buying beer when I'm like 16 for girls, and we're in Dallas, and we're buying beer illegally in the bad part of town, and then we're parked at the back of the liquor store, and so I come back around, and this white hobo guy in the same shirt attacks me, stabs me in the arm. I beat his brains out, whole nine yards. Wait, do you have a scar?

Yeah. The point is. What noise did you just make? What? Yeah, yeah. What noise did you just make? What was that gorilla noise? I had a lot of scars.

Oh, okay. That's okay. But the point is, I've had that dream, like it was nauseating because I got, when I had those psychic dreams, like I've been that dream. It was nauseating because when I had those psychic dreams, I've been to another dimension. I time traveled. I folded space. And I would wake up. And I never have these dreams, hardly ever. But I know if I wake up and I'm sweating and I start puking,

I've been to another dimension. It's always in the future. And it's heavy, man. What about you, Michael? I think the way it's been explained to me, if I write down these three numbers, 13, 9, 3, and 8, right? It's not going to mean anything to anyone. It's just like random numbers.

But if I go through the alphabet and I tell you that the 13th of the alphabet is M and the 9th letter of the alphabet is I and the 3rd letter is C and the 8th letter is H, the next in this series would be A, my name, Michael, which would be a 1. Right. The next in this series would be A, my name, Michael, which would be a one. So if you knew this code, you would be able to figure out, predict the next thing in the pattern. But that pattern had been there latently the whole time. Like even if you never knew about it, it still would have flowed automatically. So when you take these kind of substances, is my understanding, you are perceiving patterns that other people are oblivious to. And here's a perfectly rational example of this. This is how – You're talking about DMT?

Or LSD. LSD, all of it. Here's another very simple example everyone understands, which is stock market traders. If I know the market and I see this BMW stock should be $40, but it's trading at $30, I know, okay, this is a buy. It's going to go up. Whereas if you don't know the stock market, these numbers aren't going to mean anything to you. So it's about different forms of knowledge and being able to perceive information.

And just like one last point, everyone knows this. If you look around this room, you see there's four of us here. There's a bunch of people over there. There's spooky ghosts. But we tune out so much. And this is how- that's where i was going it's a it's an evolutionary development as a baby that we can only see a narrow light spectrum and not the electromagnetic because we're filtering it out because we can't handle it as we get older

we learn spiritually or through the pineal all the rest of it to start engaging more of it but but then a lot of folks go crazy because interfacing with that is too much. Why? It's why we have an evolutionary development to block it out. I won't tell you. You said there were ghosts? That's a joke. I was like, you can see them too?

Let me tell you an insider trading story. You're racist. This isn't like Martha's story. You want to hear a super big story? It'll be a big story. Ghost story? No, I'll tell you a story. Joe Rogan's a great guy.

I've known him 22 years. He calls me up like six months ago. And he goes, yeah, I made the decision to go to Spotify. Don't tell anybody for about three months. And then you went and just sold everything. No, no, I haven't told. I told part of it. Yeah, you know.

That was a conversation a month later. I guess part of that's true, yes. I forgot he called you about it. Yes. I forgot. What a small world. Maybe it's all just me, you, and Joe Rogan. No one else exists.

Michael, Mr. Malice, that's all. You're all just NPCs. No, but seriously. He goes, yeah, I'm looking at houses. Where should I look? Blah, blah, blah. I'm sick of the censorship. I'm going to move over. Can I say this? Yeah, you can say all this except I'm moving to Austin. And then it was kind of a lot of heat on it and I might have embellished it a bit.

So I backed off of what I said because I don't want to get Joe in trouble. Joe Rogan's moving to Mars. He called me. I have the documents. There's a moon base. Well, I knew years ago that Elon Musk already lived outside Austin. Okay. He already lived there.

Well, I mean, he's rich enough to live everywhere. He's got bases in South Texas, North Texas. I mean, yeah, he's got houses there. But yeah, no, people know him. I don't want to say where he lives, but he lives right outside Austin. He's got a ranch, and that's where he lives about half the time now. But but but that's a side issue. So the story, Joe, I'm sitting there on my boat. I got my kids on the boat.

I got some friends. Hold on. Hold on. What's your boat called? That's Alex. It's a little little. What's it called? Doesn't have a name.

It's a blue ski boat. Can you give it a name now? Come on. It's a 26 foot motorboat. Doesn't have a name. It's a bigger boatfoot motorboat. It doesn't have a name. It should have a bigger boat. Lil Jones. It doesn't have a name. Call it Dr. Malice. Anyway, Alex, please

finish your story. It's a blue boat. It was bigger. I'd name it. Usually little boats don't have names on them. I don't agree with you. Michael's wearing a blue shirt. Call him Dr. Malice. Governors2Gitmo.com Alright. Please, Alex, continue your story. this is a real story all right because so you know this you've talked to joe you you do

this and you never thought like this i bet money tim pool like well let me ask you this question when did joe tell you he was going to spotify because all you guys are friends you talk a lot at least he's told me that you told me that i found out after the news broke wow okay so i guess you're not friends no no hold on this was live on the show this was live on the show uh you made an announcement about joe rogan at spotify and then we were going to do a show and uh i ended up i texted joe because i wanted to make sure i had confirmation and during the show joe called me and you left for 30 minutes minutes. Right, yeah, and I got up and I went outside and talked to Joe about it. I came home to eat dinner

and my wife was here downstairs. She's like, she's cooking dinner, watching it. I'm like, hey, Tim Pool says you're full of crap. That's basically what happened, yeah. Yeah, yeah. News guard approved. Well, no, I mean, Joe got, listen. He was so angry, he was yelling on the phone.

Was he really? No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. All right, let me get to the big part. Joe doesn't think like this. Neither do you. But I'm sitting there as a joke because I'm on this boat with these people. And I knew they wouldn't pay attention to me. And so Joe calls me.

He goes, yeah, I've made the deal. I'm leaving. I won't announce for a couple of months. I'm moving to Austin. I'm going to close on a place in a couple of weeks. But, you know, don't tell anybody. But I'm going to go to Spotify. I go, okay, buddy. That's great. I won't tell anybody hang up.

And I'm sitting there while these people that are friends with the family, they're nice lawyers, but they think they know everything. And they're talking about stocks and stuff later. And I go, you know, I bet Spotify is going to go up. They're totally ignoring me. So I crack a beer. I'm like, all right. And I knew that info, but I'm not in the stock market. Who are you with? Just some lawyers and family. I just love the idea that it's your family and you're giving them useful information they're basically taking classes to ignore you they're like that's how my sick humor works so I'm on the front of the boat

they're swimming on the back they're drinking beer what's the boat called? so I'm sitting there this is a real story but I'm sitting there that this. Yes, he's had it with me. Yeah. No, but this is a real story. Come on, come on, come on. But I'm sitting, that's my sixth sense of humor is, Joe Rogan, have a 10-minute conversation.

I know he's going to Spotify for sure. He signed the deal. He just told me. But don't tell anybody. So I'm sitting there, and they're talking about stocks, and I bought this house here, and it's gone up 5%. Oh, really? My 401k, this?

And I just, as a joke, cause I never talk about, I go, you know, I bet Spotify, it's going to be really big. It's like, Oh, meanwhile, I didn't go invest in Spotify.

I knew that was going on. I didn't tell anybody. I own no stock. It doubled when that was announced in one day. It was huge. And now it's even up more. So you could have, I mean,

you could have made a billion dollars at what point is it put in prison? But the point was, I knew that Intel, that's why this information is so valuable. Would you go to prison if you bought stock on that no i don't know no no yeah well there's no the stock could have gone down because he's not an insider insiders when you work for the company no i agree and joe is controversial you could argue the stock could go down because like last night it was talking about not a good argument i agree i agree so why didn't i do it because it's black magic i I only have my strength because I never engage in it.

And here's how I work. If I start watching sports, all I do is watch sports. If I start doing something, I'm obsessed with it. So I can't invest, even though with my knowledge of stuff and my insider knowledge, I can make a ton of money. Do you meditate? I need to. Dude, if you meditate, you're going to vibrate white energy across the universe. Well, I'm ready to do it right now with Tim Pool.

My wife's trying to get me to do it. Oh, the plant stopped levitating. Look at that. The plant's gone. No, but the thing stopped levitating. It's because someone was trying. It's just, that's a, that's a, they were trying to get. But how cool is that?

They were trying to get pizza and they knocked it over. Think about insider trading. You're not hearing me. What could we have done? But Joe's a great guy. He trusted me with that information. He had Dave Smith on instead of me. He's not that great.

Okay. Very failed comedian. You said you were on Joe you said you want i know i saw him before the election and then he just like leave me hanging so let me tell you though the menage a trois with joe rogan and tim dillon was amazing yeah so were you the middle that human centipede yes i was that's the worst part what do they call the lucky guy in the middle that's no no no it's not the worst part! What do they call the lucky guy in the middle? No, no, no, it's not the worst part. Of course it is. The end is the worst part. How? Do you want me to go into detail about the digestive system and what comes out of the person in the middle? The middle guy's having the same thing.

Yes, but the middle, I guess. Fake news. I did not have sex with Tim Doe. Oh my gosh. I guess you're right because the person in the middle dies right away in the human centipede. No, they don't. Not right away. But they'll go into septic shock.

No, I thought they did the thing and basically that you can survive because they're like feeding them. So, Tim, do you think when Joe Rogan told me he was going to Spotify? Why are we talking about human centipede? Because he was the one with Tim Dillon and Joe Rogan. I have the documents. Oh, my gosh. So what is this? Can you imagine that pay-per-view?

Oh, my gosh. It would be more like pay-per-not-view. Like, I will give you money not to show this to me. I'm only having some fun, man. Do you think that... How did we... We were talking about... How did we go there?

I want to talk about pure energy. How did we get into the stock and Joe Rogan? No, I was giving you an example of insider knowledge. And dark energy. Listen, listen, listen. I actually know all about COVID. I know where it's going all the stuff i want i was ready for this i got i wanted to say something to what you were talking

about these numbers i was once sitting at a starbucks in new york city and i was sitting at the window bar having like a coffee and right across the street i could see a wall with black streaks going across it in an upward and arching angle and i looked at it and laughed i know exactly what it is it's wall ride marks from a skateboard. But I realized I was like, and this was, this is a long time ago, maybe like 10 years ago.

I was like, there are a ton of people who probably walk past that and say, where did these scuff marks come from? No, because like, did a bicycle ride up the wall? It's a perfect example. If you have the practical knowledge,

they don't, they don't read the language. But so it's like, I see a totally different world from them. Yes. Based on what I know. Yes, exactly. And I'm so sick. I like friends. friends i like family i like people that are arrogant but i just

said it because later i call those people up as a joke well i'm like you remember and they go oh my god you did tell us spotify and i said yeah but i didn't tell you why oh my god why did you tell me you asshole i'm like because it's to make you fucking pay attention to what i say isn't it funny when like i think joe roan tweeted something about Jones being right. I think it was at the Epstein stuff. Yeah. And so it's like, you know, you could tell them, be like, you should have listened. But it's my sense of humor.

I'm saying that. But that reason I raised that story is I kind of am mad at myself because I've never bought stock. Why didn't I do that? But it's just I don't think like that. Because it was. Why didn't I do it? Dark energy, like you said, like corrupted, tainted. I think there's something about purity or honesty.

Wow, I just realized. That is maybe not more. I don't know. This is a challenging conversation. No, I mean, any time. Exactly. Once you get in that ocean, you're in it. I have nothing to do with it.

Not because I'm even some purist. I just, there's something about the stock market. It's so evil, man. I remember when I went around this time, and I learned about this, and I thought to myself, like, wow, that stock is going to skyrocket. And then I just carried on with my day and went and made a sandwich. We talked about a library. I'm not in that world.

I don't do stock. On a show yesterday, we talked about a library and their crypto went up 200% yesterday. Yeah, it's a hot potato. But when you talk, it's that connected. No, look, man. One thing I really can't stand about the crypto stuff is that someone will go on a high-profile show with 100,000 viewers, concurrent, and be like, this is the coin. Come on, you're telling me that everyone shouldn't go out and buy Ethereum right now, that Ethereum isn't a great investment. Let me say the problem.

I think Ethereum is really the best way to put your money, and it's a better store of money than Bitcoin, which is for losers. Let me just say how this works. Ethereum. We all need new currencies. We all need blockchain. These are realereum we all need new currencies we all need blockchain these are real sciences we need new currencies we this is a libertarian view to free up markets and have our new systems to get out of the central banks the problem is everyone's pumping a bunch of bs to make money on it going up in a pump and dump and that's wrong and they want

dollars they don't want the crypto should pump and dump be the name of that pay-per-view threesome that you have yes that's perfect so listen listen oh my god pump and dump this is one of the joe rogan alex jones and tim dylan the ultimate gay orgy lie the big problem now that is an experience it's a big problem that's the joe rogan i think that's going to be on porn hub yeah i don't know about the big the big problem with crypto is that if crypto is going to be a viable currency outside of these central banks or the fiat stuff, people have to want it more than they want the fiat,

but they don't. They want to buy the crypto hoping that the dollar will give more dollars on it. Yeah, it's all pure speculation. It's pure speculation. It's not pure speculation. It has some functions

that people use. But let me tell you, Max Kaiser, you know who he is, right? I don't. You don't know Max. He's one of the original guys. He tried to give me like $20 million of it or whatever.

This is like 13 years ago at Builder, but when it first came out. When did it first come out? Oh, it was 2009, I think. Yeah. Or 11 years ago. I never heard of it. You know what year?

Luke? No, I think it's 2009. The point is I didn't do it because I got it with speculative. It doesn't mean I don't think it's not a real technology. I'm not going to lead my listeners to that. No, no, no. Listen, listen. Bitcoin is a tremendously valuable technology.

It's very, very simple. If I want to transfer value from here to, say, Japan. No, we need a different system. It's just like the normal system. If you want to give someone in Europe, if I want to hire someone in Europe and pay them to do art. So I hired some European studio to do the animation for my video for the music video I did. Then it's not particularly easy to transfer money from me to them.

By the way, that was a good video. Oh, thank you. But crypto. We got banned that night. We played it. Crypto is instant. So give me your address. Boom.

You've got it. You file your paperwork in your country. You deal with your taxes. I agree. And everyone that's doing it, I agree, should trade in it. But listen, listen, the current price of Bitcoin is meaningless. If I take $200

and buy Bitcoin and then transfer it immediately to you and say, Japan, you sell it immediately for $200. No,

that's the whole thing. You don't sell it. You start using it as a store of value. What I'm saying is that... So does that mean dumping it or pumping it? No, no, listen, listen.

People right now are using Bitcoin to... They'll go to someone and say, I'll take $100 of Bitcoin, send it to you and you'll sell it for $100. That $100 transferred immediately. And there's intermediaries who make money off holding and trading. Sure, just like stocks, it's a trading mix. That's why everyone should buy Ethereum. It's a simple way for me to transfer value instantly to you and we don't care about the coin.

But the problem is a bunch of other S coins. S coins. coins we already swore so we'll just say it's shit coins and what they do is most many of them do literally nothing and they're ponzi schemes and they try and back it with i've had major not to name drop it's just weird major hollywood stars call me and go we'll pay you a million dollars a week to promote this coin. And then I literally don't promote it. And like a month, six months later, they indict the guy that owns the company. I mean, I'm like, whoa, dude, I'm not touching any of this. I mean, that's what I'm telling you.

The reason why Ethereum is better than Bitcoin is because of smart contracts, which is a new type of technology that can be embedded in the coin. So what you can say is when this Ethereum goes to this person, we're going to activate this program. So like, I want my power turned on this month, instead of giving them a dollar and hoping some human does it and trusting that there's a human there. When the coin goes, it automates the transaction. So that's the future of cryptos. I want to be clear, all of this is the future. I love new currencies. I love it all. I'm just saying, just like the gold rush into California or the oil rush into Texas or Pennsylvania, there's always wildcatting and scams that go with the boom. Michael.

And I'm just saying. Do you think aliens use cryptocurrency? I'm just kidding. I think aliens have all sorts of trading systems, mainly on raw material and ideas and data. I heard that Star Trek is communism. Well, it is. It's the UN symbol symbol when they talk about the star trek the international global federation star trek is in communism star star i didn't

really mean to ignite this nerd debate but it's not i wonder if they use electrolyzers like they vaporize materials and then shoot it with a laser to a receptacle where they cool it down back into the material aliens oh aliens all right let's let's talk serious about this. About the aliens? Let's, because here's the deal. See, we're trapped in this. I'm like Gilligan, who played Gilligan on Gilligan's Island. I'll always be Gilligan. Or J.R. on Dallas.

You're clearly the skipper. Or Darth Vader. Who are you fooling? Well, who would you? You know what I was wondering, Alex? I'm a Marianne type guy. I like Marianne. Yes, she's the best.

She's approachable. Does your family have any famous recipes or foods that you are proficient in producing god my mother when i was a kid i was totally spoiled when i was around around three meals a day five course dinners gourmet cook uh she doesn't cook that much she cooks some now like one meal a day but my mother i was i was brought up with a classic mother that was just badass i mean apple pie we're talking ironing my shirts and loving it and like cooking five-star meals you're very lucky and everything else so yeah i know you laughed when i asked the question it's it's silly but it's it's it's meant to be

as as base basic as possible because like you mentioned about being gilligan people have this image of you and you're one thing and i'm like you've you've certainly baked a cake before alex you know what i mean like you've certainly done right yeah exactly gay frogs you've certainly been a regular person doing regular things we talked about this on the phone the first time we were setting up the show because i had mentioned how crazy it is that people like you're probably going to the grocery store to buy milk i'm a lot more than just alex jones and gay frogs i have my husband luke radowski he's also gay lizards and gay birds. Getting serious.

He's a gay Dr. Doolittle. No, but that's what they do is there's probably five memes that have no exaggeration, 100 million views each on different things. And it's all the same. Like, I'll eat my neighbors, gay frogs. And then the gay neighbor thing I said, this is an allegory of like the road, Viggo Mortensen, the collapse of society. If you really go down this Malthusian road we could be eating our neighbors okay fine i'm gonna eat my neighbors i'm sizing them up with a chain i said before in the same 10 minute segment i said before and after this is theater that's that's that's that's what they do like they they look for clips to take out of

context to make a super cut but you're also big alex you're also a performer you know you're a performer you you act up in a certain way yes i believe in my political views and then they go oh but you admit you you're an actor in movies like yeah i'm an actor in that movie you know scanner darkly or or you know uh oh yes i gotta ask you my buddy played you in the hunt did you watch that movie i did not oh okay that's a good it's a good movie i thought it was gonna be bad It was actually really funny. Did you guys know that I'm on two episodes of A Thousand Ways to Die? No, I didn't.

Yeah, you guys know that show? Yeah. I was in two. I was in one where a mime eats a pickle and then chokes to death. And they hired me as skater dude, and my line was sick, and I did the hang ten thing. And the other one was, I was a Repskelian punk with my young female friend

and we were skateboarding and drinking 40s in a park when a cop came up who was huffing paint and then told us to leave and stole our drinks and then drops his gun and picked it up backwards and killed himself. This is a TV show. I've never seen that. Yeah, so I'm in these two episodes

and it was funny because I filmed them before Occupy Wall Street. My friend was an assistant, production assistant. So she was Wall Street. My friend was a like an assistant production assistant. So she was like, we really need skater guy for these two episodes. So I went I was like, I'll definitely do it. I got paid like nothing. It was like 50 bucks. But then I went to Occupy Wall Street where I actually met this guy, Luke Gronkowski.

I get a bunch of press attention, but it didn't air until like a year after we filmed it. And then everyone started accusing me of using my fame from Occupy to gollywood to try and be an actor actually i remember hearing that no i heard the reverse he's cia he's an actor crisis actor here's the proof yeah yeah what me which by the way i barely ever talked about crisis actor stuff like i'm gonna get in the name of the thing they always attack because i don't want to cover it they're like will you promise to stop talking about this event i barely ever talked about it i hate hate it. I'm like allergic to it. But it's listeners and it's a random minority of people that do it. It's always the minority. But they can't recognize faces.

So they think I'm Beau Bridges. They think I'm Bill Hicks. And they think everybody's a crisis actor. You like that? You like that? No, no, no. Look, look, look. In that vein, when you mentioned Gillian Alex. You're having fun, Alex. Let's do it one more time. Who do you actually look like? I like the Gillian Alex. Look, look, look. In that vein, when you mentioned Gilligan. You're having fun, Alex.

Let's do a hard segue. Who do you actually look like? I like the Gilligan allegory. Oh, my God. Genghis Khan. You're a crisis actor. You're really Genghis Khan. You know what I heard?

I am a gorilla. Kill yourself. I am a gorilla. Murder yourself. I think we have to actually just jump into aliens. Yes, we have to. Right? It's never going to happen.

Well, they're real. I mean, I can't prove that. It feels like it. Listen, stop, stop, stop, stop right now. I am a gorilla. Let's get serious for a minute. I am going to prove aliens are real in the next five minutes. You guys go ahead and talk.

And then I'm going to prove aliens are real and are on the planet. You guys go ahead and talk, and then I'm going to prove aliens are real and are on the planet, and that new ones are being made every day. Get ready. I'm ready. All right. What's your favorite band, Michael? Probably Blondie. Is it really? Yeah.

They're pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call me. That was like late 70s. Call me. Yeah. Yeah. Heart of Glass.

I met Debbie a few times. She wasn't nice, but that's okay. She's all right. Oh, that's a bummer. That's all right. Yeah. I really like Muse. Muse is pretty good.

Muse is awesome. You know Muse? Yeah, Muse is pretty good. They're more contemporary. Yeah, modern. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's okay. Really? Oh, that's a bummer. That's alright. I really like Muse. Muse is pretty good. Muse is awesome. It's more contemporary. Yeah, modern. I gotta have a bodyguard to protect me from Luke Rudowsky. That's true, yeah. Who's your favorite band? What kind of music do you like, Alex? You think I have enough big black bodyguards to be here? I'd say so. I thought it was

one of those weird church choirs behind you. It actually has a bunch of security guards here. He's not joking. So we've talked. We've had some light chatter. Here's the problem. You don't tell them no. So I said, these are great people. Great, great people. The thing is, I will need

them tomorrow with Antifa at this big rally. They will try to attack us. So they're not lazy. They're like, hey, you guys, take the night off, have dinner. No, we're going with you. So they're good guys. They're great people. And then we definitely need them. You know, Antifa attacked everybody three weeks ago after our big march, like half a million people. They were like beating up women and children. So I'll leave these guys tomorrow.

They're going to be earning their money tomorrow. But they're definitely – I kind of feel guilty. I got these huge dudes. Did you come in heavy? You come heavy? They can't answer. He's heavy. They can't answer.

Are you going to prove aliens now? It hasn't been five He's heavy. Yeah. They can't answer. Are you going to prove aliens now? It hasn't been five minutes. I'm going to lay on you some shit. Literally? Is this how the human centipede studies? I mean, I don't want you. I want Liguridog. Have you guys ever studied?

You shall have him. No, no, no. He's got to prove aliens exist. Hold on. You think about climatics. Are you going to prove aliens exist? on you think about climatics have you ever seen prove prove aliens exist luke is our son princess leia i am darth vader luke what is luke is your son i've been saying that what is happening he's our son so the israeli uh former head of leia you are princess leia Oh, yeah. He does look like her. I am Darth Vader.

You know what that means. Luke is your son. I have to kiss Luke? No, it means he likes killing children. Yeah, the Sith. Younglings. Israeli former head of... You see, you were the one who told me you were like, I'm getting pigeonholed, I'm Gilligan,

I want to talk about space programs. I'm like, okay, okay. I really want to just make gay jokes all the time. Jokes. The former head of the Israeli Security Space Program has come out saying that the Galactic Federation is real. I am no longer a gorilla. I am a gorilla.

Murder yourself. Alright, sorry, stop, stop. Let's get serious. As serious as me bringing a bunch of huge security dudes to your house. What's the point of that? It's fun. I thought it was. I was like, that's kind of interesting.

We're in the middle of nowhere. Are you worried about me? I want to intimidate you. Wait, maybe he's worried about me. I thought you were intimidated. No, no. I am scared. No, they're just, they're professionals.

Yeah, man. I need protection from Tim Pool. That's true. Dude, people don't know that Tim Pool can pull your heart out with jiu-jitsu and kung fu. You've heard a lot of stuff. I think he's more technical. Kalima. I actually took kung fu.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. All right, let me get serious. Let me get serious. Yes. I'm going to prove to you aliens right now. Okay.

Let's do it. You want to hear this? Yep. Yes. Alien simply means not of this world want to hear this? Yep. Yes. Alien simply means not of this world or new, correct? Okay.

Hold on a little. You want to debate that, Mr. Malice? No, but I feel like if you're going to do linguistic jujitsu, this is not going where we thought

where it was going to go. Are you? Are the greys real? Are you in a league with Luke Rudowsky? I am. Well, we are in one league. Luke's not even saying anything.

You keep pulling him into that. I think we're ready to have a mignon in a second. No, no, no. We're going to get him in there. All right. Well, we are in one league. Luke's not even saying anything. You keep pulling him into that. I think we're ready to have a mignon in a second. We're going to get him in there. All right, well,

let me get serious. I am a gorilla. I am a gorilla. Murder yourself. Dr. Stratford. This has been 10 minutes of you saying this.

It's going to be 40. No, no. That'll be a fact check. The show is bad. He's not a gorilla. He's not actually a gorilla. We're not actually a gorilla.

I'm supposed to have fun with you assholes in big tech. Listen, let me get serious. I will prove to you aliens right now. Okay, let's cover it right now. You know they have the theories that humans came from being seeded here on Earth. The establishment of the New York Times has panspermia. Yes. That's what it's called.

But these are like regular scientific theories that like fungus came down and like crashed on Earth through meteorites and stuff like that, right? And the reason is it kind of violates the laws of entropy.

Like you don't have any simple system that spontaneously becomes more complex. It's always the complex systems break down. So something's not going up. And to add to that,

life is negative entropy insofar as it creates more entropy as life is created, you know. So there's always more entropy being created. Continue. Good, sir. No, exactly. Obviously,

the mainline Baptist preacher doesn't get it, but he goes, I didn't come from a monkey, and you don't find a Swiss watch out in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Well, that's actually true, but it doesn't mean his 6,000-year-old model's right. That's BS. And it doesn't mean they're claiming that, oh, 50 million years ago this happened. They. You know, that's BS. And it doesn't mean like they're claiming that, oh, 50 million years ago

this happened. They don't know. There's actually jumps in evolution. Yeah. And that's what we know. Like something's going on here. Evolution's real. And all of a sudden,

totally like in a thousand years. It's called the Cambrian explosion. Right. Where we have this fossil layer of all of these different species that emerged around the same time. Yeah. Over and over again.

So let's talk about that first. I'll give you the alien proof. You're smart guys. You know all this. General public just thinks I make this up. Over and over again. So let's talk about that first. I'll give you the alien proof. You're smart guys. You know all this. General public just thinks I make this up. You guys know it. Each step, you know the next step.

I'll give you the next step after that. Yeah, the Cambrian explosion. I don't know. How do we elaborate beyond that? The Burgess Shale is another one. Yeah. Yeah, basically like evolution

does not happen at a single rate. It has these weird spikes and it's not at all clear what would cause these spikes to occur and like the formation of the the solar system happened in one moment it looks like in three and now they know matter's going both directions big bang's not true there's a bunch of bangs going on like popcorn yeah interesting so um one thing i i went and saw this uh uh lecture from this scientist guy he said he took it to a religious place which i

didn't agree didn't agree with but he talked about the that's right you are he talked about the astronomical odds by which we exist on earth and he said something like what you need to realize is that jupiter is a filtration system for the solar system keeping away the asteroid belt grabs all the comets all exactly yeah and stops them from hitting us and the moon's at the perfect spot for us we're like the perfect spot for us. We're like the perfect spot. You know what's great? This is such a logical fallacy.

Are you seriously going down this road? Because you'll argue out of billions of star systems, it's not that – No, no, no, no, no, no. I said he took it to a religious place I don't agree with. No, I'm saying it's not that Earth is special. It's not we're here because – It's the puddle. There's trillions of galaxies.

There's going to be a few spots worth of earth. No, no, no, no, stop. I don't want you to misinterpret me. Do you know the – I don't know what you call it, the allegory of the puddle? No. There's a puddle of water, and it looks around and says, I fit perfectly in this hole in the ground. Right, exactly. This puddle, this hole was made for me.

No, I get it. I get it. Just because we're in this very special position doesn't mean it is special because there's so much stuff going on. It's special because we're here. It's not that we're here because it's special. The point I was making is that there was a guy who was giving this speech to me talking about how the position of Jupiter, the position of the moon, all of these things are so astronomical, it must prove. Oh, that's the exact opposite. No, it's the opposite.

No, this is where the environment exists to let it happen. Yeah, exactly. If it wasn't for Jupiter, life couldn't have emerged here. Right. And nothing else. And Saturn. It pulls in a lot of the stuff. Interesting theory about how they got formed. Apparently, a long time ago, either it was a binary star system that collided, and then

because of a Z-pinch, it just ejected all this matter into what we now know as the solar system. 24 rocky bodies of planets all colliding into each other. Giant gas bubble like Saturn still has a heat signature inside it, like it's an old star. And it was either from a binary collision. Yeah, that's the whole 2001 detonating Lucifer is supposed to be Saturn. They do Jupiter in the movie. But yeah, that's detonating Lucifer is to reignite that star.

All right, so what's the next step, Alex? The aliens. Okay, well, let's just say it. You're like, oh, of course we know that. Let's just say it. The globalists have said, we know there's jumps in evolution. We're going to artificially of course we know that once I say it. The globalists have said, we know there's jumps in evolution. We're going to artificially take control of human evolution.

And so when they take different families of bacteria and plants and animals and mix them and create chimeras, which have been going on for more than 50 years, it's all admitted now. Lichen is an example of this. That's a natural chimera. Yes. And like a jellyfish is also a. Oh, what's that? Not a siphonophore. No, no. Portuguese man of war. Man of war. That's a natural chimera. Yes. And like a jellyfish is also a... Oh, not a siphonophore. No, no. Portuguese man-of-war. Man-of-war, that's right. It's like four different things matched together.

Correct. Crazy. Yes, a colony creature. Yes. Yeah, wow. Yeah, so the globalists are all into this. That's what they're obsessed with. So they want to make a human centipede. Well, there's three people I could suggest. With a big knowledge, there's interdimensional colony creatures.

And we're only one level of a colony creature. And that's what the globalists actually believe. This is like the highest level stuff. This is what I was talking about with the elves, how we're 3D manifestations of 4D being. Right. But here's the next thing. So they're all creating. You could say, well, if you take fungus and a plant and a bug and mix it together, you can still say it's off the earth, so it's not alien.

But with nanotech and with CRISPR editing, they are now creating, with computers and thousands of labs, pure research, scrambling genetics together and making new creatures which are alien and have never existed on this planet. I see. So we're building the aliens here now. That's a fact. Aliens are here. We're building them. And you can say we're like a dimensional superintelligence gate that can't help but create, like Atlantis,

whether Atlantis is real or not. Are those aliens or are those artificial life forms? They are. They're artificial life forms. I don't know if you can call them artificial life forms. But by the definition. They're made by man? Listen, here's the deal.

By the definition is it's never been on the planet. It's totally new and it's mathematically created with artificial machines. Have you seen the glowing mice? Oh, yeah. That's just jellyfish genes. Or jellyfish. Right, right, right, right, right. But that's very rudimentary based on what you're saying.

By the way, did you know the big vaccine that just got approved in England, the Pfizer vaccine, has jellyfish genes in it? What? Wow. But you can go to any Petco and have glow-in-the-dark tetras which have jellyfish genes. I know. That's what I'm telling you.

Yeah. Here's an example. We own a ranch in East Texas. We've had since 1820s. Literally bought it from the Mexicans, okay? We're one of the only ranches now. No, seriously. We bought it from Mexico.

Like I said, we bought it from the Mexicans. No, it's just we bought it from the Mexicans. I'm saying it's that long. See how, like, under political correctness, he was saying, we bought it from the Germans. We bought it from the Russians. We bought it from the Japanese. I bought it from the Mexicans. I'm saying it's that long. See how under political correctness he was saying, we bought it from the Germans.

We bought it from the Russians. We bought it from the Japanese. I bought it from the Mexicans. Now it's bad. See how we are self-noting that if I talk about something. You bigot. You have to go back. I'm not mad.

Some Mexicans. We've got an old ranch. Exactly. We've got an old ranch. Where is your sombrero? Actually, cowboy hats are from, that's true. He's right. From Spain and Mexico.

Actually the whole, we think of Western stuff. It's like an Anglo thing. That's actually Hispanic. And the pedal steel guitar came from Hawaii. A lot of it. Yeah. Well, the banjo came from a guitar game from Spain. Yeah.

Wow. But, but, but what I'm getting at here is, is that most of the ranches around us is we kind of got regular, just beef cows, not fancy, not to pay the taxes. But now, 20 years ago, they were doing artificial insemination, 40 years ago, all that. Now, almost all the ranches around us are cloned cows. Isn't that right?

No, no way. Yeah, no, no. I thought that was illegal. No, what I'm telling you is it's already mainline, dude. The bulls are cloned. Then they artificially inseminate, create clones of the biggest cows. I thought cloning was illegal in the U.S. Wait a minute.

If it's artificial insemination, that's not cloning. No, no, no. I'm saying 40 years ago they were doing artificial insemination. Oh, okay. I've done artificial insemination. If you have sex with Tim Dillon, I guess it's artificial insemination. No, no. When I was a kid, they used to send me when I was like 10 and 11, 12 to work at this big ranch.

Alex Jones is 100% correct. Oh, snap. Clone farms have been around for some time, apparently. Who knew? What is this? I'm just telling you, my family's in the beef business, okay? And I'm telling you that we're like one of the only

ranches in the area that doesn't have clone cows, dude. The future's already here, is what I'm saying. That was 10 years, that was 10 years 11 years ago i didn't i didn't know that do you do you think that we're like committing uh genetic modification in order to easily connect with external forces i'll tell you what happens oh boy these big corporate dude i'm sorry i'm sorry i just want to read this yeah go ahead validate what i have to say the u.s food and drug administration in 2008 approved the sale of food from clones and their offspring,

stating the products are indistinguishable from that of their non-clone counterparts. Twins are clones. Japan, the European Union, and others followed suit. The moves have stirred controversy about whether tinkering with nature is safe or even ethical, prompting major food companies to swear off food products from cloned animals. But the thing is, twins are clones. Twins are natural clones. Are we in clone burgers?

Let me give you the big news. Let me give you the big news. What I'm telling you is, we know the big ranches. We sold them. One of the biggest ranches, we sold them 10,000 acres like, you know, in the 60s. It's clones now, dude. And here's the crazy part. They now have clones breeding with clones

that aren't even made in a laboratory. But what you do is, and I used to work there. I don't understand, Alex. If two clones breed, then the new offspring is going to have new genes. Right, not clones. That's what I'm saying. That's a hybrid. Right. A clone spring. Let me tell you, listen.

I'm nine years old the first time that my dad goes, you're going for a month this summer to work at this big, famous ranch. I'll leave it there. It's by our ranch. Our ranch is small compared to this. I go in. There's a guy who looks like Santa Claus.

He's a famous vet. Wait, you got shipped off at nine years old to work at a ranch? Yeah, just during the summer. Oh, okay. But let me tell you this story. I come in. This guy's got a Santa Claus beard. Looks like Santa Claus. He's drinking whiskey at 7 a.m in the morning and it's a huge

white laboratory with squeeze shoots and all these cows he's giant black ingots cows and he goes watch this and they start running him in he's artificially inseminating him he's palpating him to see what's going on he's explaining to me genetic engineering i'm like why i'm here oh i like your dad that's why i get to see this so i meet the guy later he's working for another ranch the point was this is all going on and then i was there when the cloned animals started coming in 30 years ago what what what alex what we need to stress is from this article it's not just cloning it's genetically modified animals okay check this yeah they're not all just clones exactly check this quote out this is from reuters.com i want everyone to look this, and I want to show you the NewsGuard certification.

That's Microsoft, okay? Boom. 95 out of 100. You know it's legit. It's Reuters.com. Bill Gates said so. It's true. Quote, if you don't need as much corn to feed your cattle, you might be able to cut back

on the amount of fertilizer put out there on the countryside that might end up in a river. You can cut the amount of diesel that's spent raising that corn. Just like they improved the genetics of corn so they can produce more bushels per acre, we're trying to do that same type of thing by using cloning and superior genetics to produce more meat with less input. And so, but the point is the banks just give you the money. Here's what happens. If you do the cloning, they just leave you alone.

Here's an example. I can go to a ranch with all the white-tailed deer I want and do whatever I want any time of the year because I know the people of the state, and they've got these huge 12,000-acre ranches and stuff. It's all a ruling class, man. It's all genetic engineers. It's all scientists. It's all a joke. And my dad got let into it when he was like 13, 14 years old.

And I'm telling you, man, it's a whole super scientist deal. I only saw the first levels of it. Fifteen years ago, Kevin kevin booth and i'll just go ahead and say his name talk about bill hicks he was bill hicks's producer he got me into the ut psychology department and i was like why are they they want you to be here and i went into the ut psychology department there was this guy that later wanted to work for mit high level i'd realize he was a major cia operator he goes hey let me just show you all this secret darPA stuff. And they were so smart, they knew what I was probably going to do in the future with the trajectory. And they were like, and Kevin didn't even know what they were showing us. It was like DARPA programs and mind control programs and monkey farms and all this stuff,

like at a five-hour tour of the classified area of UT. And I'm saying is, this is, I was low level. Imagine what you get when you're higher. Yeah. My dad at 15 was like top of his class and he volunteered for this science program with NASA. Oh, here we go. Here's the back story of Alex Jones. No, no. This is a true story.

Well, you call it MK Ultra. I didn't want to call it, but whatever he was involved in, this is real stuff here. Here's the blue puzzle piece falling into place. This is the blue puzzle piece falling into place. Yes, sir. The same with the boats puzzle piece falling into place. This is the blue puzzle piece falling into place? Yes, sir. The same as the Boats puzzle piece? No, but it wasn't that special. They were getting all the best kids who wanted to,

on the back of their cereal box, join NASA. So my dad's like 14. He writes off to it. I want to do this. Next, an 18-wheeler shows up from Union Carbide with a Ruby laser design. And they say, okay, kid, build this laser. My dad builds it, writes a report.

They hire him. Now he's an MD Anderson Cancer Research. Wait, your dad built a laser at age 15? Yeah, Ruby laser. How? What was your dad's name? David Jones. David Jones.

How did he know how to build a laser at age 15? That's amazing. No, they sent him the blueprints. Oh, okay. So it's like Ikea almost. Like, really dumb. Well, no, it was a test. It was a test.

So the 18-wheeler shows up. Okay. And then like his mom was a big scholar and all this stuff. But the point is, 18-wheeler shows up at the farm. Now, Eisenhower had funded this. Okay. He was out of, he just left office, but it was an Eisenhower program. So my dad wrote off a part of NASA.

And so he went and did some things and went and gave some, got tested and stuff. And next it was like, let's see what you do with an 18-wheeler and a laser design. Oh, wow. So he builds this Ruby laser. And the next thing they go, okay, won't you go work at MD Anderson? You're out of high school. He's at 15,

but you're out of high school kid. He's an MD Anderson. My dad told me it was in a cancer research. People with no mandibles. Okay. Huge. He didn't tell me a lot of this when I got older, total secret research stuff.

And then by 16, he's at plan to UT. They go, let's show you the secret reactor under the building they take him under their secret nuclear reactors cd roms computers flat screen tvs my dad didn't tell me all this till 2007 okay i already knew all this and finally he leveled up with me and told me about this whole secret government program all the rest of it but That's a true story. It gets crazier than that. I remember being at the table when I was 10 years old in Dallas. They were trying to hire my dad.

All the top dental implant doctors in Dallas, they were hiring his friends. They were hiring his friends because my dad had been involved with some of those groups and things. My dad did dental work for the CIA. When they do for high-level CIA guys, you've got to have guys in the room and all that he did do the work for the cia and so they're doing all this work and uh they wanted him to come to maryland to site r and i remember my mom sitting there going david i don't want five hundred thousand dollars a year and i'm not going to have you a month in two weeks out in an underground base in mary. My dad's like, well, it's important cybernetic cyborg stuff. And it's for the country to stop the Russians.

We got to do it. My mom said, I'm going to divorce you. My mother was never like this. She goes, we're not moving to Maryland. In fact, she goes, I want to go to Austin. I'll be with my mother. I'm sick of Dallas and I'm sick of these people. We are not moving to Maryland.

And so I'm hearing my dad at 10 talking about cyborgs, man. And my dad never didn't even join the program he wasn't even in this stuff he just got recruited on the outside of it got out of it but because he was in that oh uh here's the cia deputy director you're gonna be his dentist now and you know i mean so this is the type of stuff that goes on it's how the system that wants you it gets you my dad's gonna probably won't get mad be telling the story how do we go from i want him on the show and animals to bring him on the show next time because his dad was involved with the send him h9 to the ranch i've been following my dad check this out check us

out this is from just no but it's a scientific elite he was just low level this is a scientific elite and gates and fauci and them are in the the elite my dad just got recruited low level never got into it because he didn't believe in war. My dad was like, by the time he was at UT in like 18, he's like, I'm done.

I'm up for war. I'm up for all this. I got out of it. That's what I'm telling you is that this is how it all works. Let me read this. This is really interesting. In 2015,

the Chinese company Boya Life announced that in partnership with the Korean company Suam Biotech, they were planning to build a factory in Tianjin, China to produce 100,000 cloned cattle per year starting in 2016

to supply China's growing market for quality beef. Look up their super pigs that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. That was from Family Guy, wasn't it? No, it's real. Chinese super clone pigs. They have a mutation called the myostatin deficiency. So if it's a double myostatin deficiency, they're going to develop

muscle at a very high rate. There's also a whippet dog that has it and these bulls. Yeah, they look like bodybuilders. Yeah. So this is what you get when you go to Bloomberg. What? Not?

Hey, it's NewsGuard approved. That's our new vice president. This is Bloomberg. This is absolutely NewsGuard approved. This is China's mutant pigs could save the nation from pork apocalypse. See, they're going to save us.

Yeah, they're talking about the gene research genetically engineered pigs. And Bloomberg made this wonderful animation of this doofy looking pig flying around with a cape on. Let me tell you the last story about my dad. So he's 18. They wait till you're 18. And he'd already volunteered for Vietnam. And they said, no, you're not going to Vietnam.

We got something else for you. And the head of the UT botany department calls my dad in. My dad had known him for like four years and he says david you and these other five people are the best in the state and we're eugenicists we're gonna bring in world government we're gonna depopulate the planet we're not like the nazis we're gonna target certain races we're gonna target everybody that's dumb and my dad was actually given that speech by the head of the ut botany department when was that I have to ask this. About 1967.

If your dad told you this in confidence, right, how would he feel that you're saying this publicly? He knows now. Okay. I mean, they already... I mean, do I have to tell the rest of the story? Yes. Well, I had an uncle... I'll leave it at that.

You had an uncle once. Go ahead. Don't cut him off. I want to hear the rest of this. Don't you? I thought it was done. I had an uncle once. Go ahead. Don't cut him off. I want to hear the rest of this. Don't you? I thought it was done. I had an uncle that was a highly decorated Vietnam pilot. He had six Silver Stars, clandestine operations in Laos and Cambodia.

He was one of the best helicopters they ever had, helicopter pilots. And then he got recruited in the Iran-Contra. And he was a leader in that. And then he saw some bad stuff and got out of it. And then that's the rest of the thing. So, so i mean that's not that big a deal that's like industrial level like texas is like where they get most of the muscle like whatever reason like it's heavily recruited and it's like the point is if this is something he didn't tell you since 2006 obviously it was a big deal to him to keep it quiet for you for that long 2007 sorry i'm at

my office and i've got end game which is i think my best film and i'm sitting there watching it we're going to a ballet reception for my first daughter. She's like 17 now. God, time flies. And my mom and dad come in. We're about to go to the reception in an hour. And I've got on a big screen TV, the end of Endgame, about globalism, world government depopulation, and quotes. My mother looks at my dad, and she goes, David, this isn't true, is it?

And he goes, yeah, it is actually true. So I knew about some of this stuff. And then we get in the car to drive to the ballet reception. And my dad goes, yeah, it's all true. They brought me in the room. They told me all this. It's all true. I was part of this program.

And he goes, there's not a lot of other people in the program. The point is they get everybody in the program, dude. It's not like he was somebody special. Anybody that was high IQ and top of the chart, they recruited. Let me ask you this. Do you have any insight as to what really – is there something we're not told about, about how the Cold War ended? Because the Cold War was the best gift to the military complex ever. They can spend infinite money every year.

It's like the Russians. Yeah, the Russians got sick of it and figured it out. Fighting them made us stronger, not them, and they gave up. Okay. Because they knew that we'd put the bolsheviks in in 1917 they knew the left had taken over and they were sick of it and there was a secret rebellion of orthodox christians and the cia had used christians to infiltrate russia but the program went too well and so christianity ended the cold. Not blue jeans and not Miller Lite. Okay. Didn't Gorbachev do a pizza commercial?

Yeah, Perestroika, they'd already collapsed. The Russians, 90% of the Russians weren't buying into it. Oh, that's definitely true, yeah. It had fallen. And then Bush Sr. and them were trying to prop up Yeltsin to act like, oh, there's been a revolution. Perestroika. Poland had pulled out.

Eastern Europe had left Russia. And so it had failed already. They were looking for an exit that was not as embarrassing. Okay. And so that was Perestroika. And Yeltsin came after that. And then Putin, Luke Radowski's father came after that you see a tough father-in-law?

he is Luke get over here right now Luke's chilling he's been on the show this past week I know I've been watching he's going to take over for me he's stalking me so we need to expand the studio we've been working on it we've got some new stuff coming in

you've got a beautiful studio well if we need to expand the studio. We've been working on it. We've got some new stuff coming in. No, but I... You've got a beautiful studio. Well, if we want to get... There's one rule, though. You said bang the table. Bang it as hard as you can. Don't bang the table. Don't kick the table.

That's the only real rule, because people just get carried away and slam the table. No, because it is a thin table. It won't bang the table. What would you say is the biggest or the most important secret? Let me rephrase this, though.

But like we're talking about these CIA programs. We're talking about the Cold War and all the stuff and then even potentially aliens and interdimensional stuff and four dimensional projections. Where does it all come together? Like what's going on? Well, let's talk about that. When I talk about interdimensional information, that's in the Sanskrit, that's in the Babylonians, that's in all the ancient cultures said, there are these creatures that come through the ether

and manifest on our side of the wall. Like the djinn? The djinn, exactly, in Arabic lore. But when you get to the globalists, skull and bones is they are in coffins, they are taking drugs. They are hallucinating in a German death cult that's thousands of years old in Germany and set up in 1832 in Connecticut. They take this very seriously.

So I was at Bohemian Grove and stuck into that. I'm like, this is stupid. This is just some type of Faustian deal. But I was there with over a thousand men during this hour-long ritual they were like raptured i went to pentecostal churches when i was a kid i went to baptist churches i've never seen people so raptured and so obsessed so i just wanted to i want to ask you because you know when you were on rogan i think not the last like maybe two times ago the big one you did on youtube where you talked about the interdimensional aliens and 5G or whatever and hybrids.

How does that tie into Cold War military funding? Well, you know, General Stubblebine was the head of U.S. Special Operations. And then after that, he was the head of basically all Army operations. And I interviewed Stubblebine probably 10 times before he died. He was like a three-star general,

four-star general, I forget. And he could release classified info, but he basically, they made men who stare at goats about him, but that's a whitewash about what really happened. And they admit, even in John Ronson's book,

which is a whitewash, that they killed goats with their brains. They were doing it on a routine basis. With their brains? They would stare at a goat like a two-year-old healthy goat. Is that what that movie's about? Yeah. Yeah, it's all a big whitewash, but they would kill goats with their brains. So the men who stare at goats, that movie is about psychic people killing goats or whatever? Yeah, but

they make a joke out of it. Right, right, right. Kind of like you take a video of me shooting somebody in the head with a.45 and blowing their brains out. They show a video of me shooting somebody with a squirt gun. They make a joke about it. But they 100%. The Russians, by the end of the Cold War, were like spending half their budget on this stuff

because they'd seen results. And, of course, there's all these carnival barkers and gypsy scammers and whatever, and Pentecostal scammers that are out there doing stuff. But there's a real power, you know, the, there's a real other dimension to the thought processes. And so that's what I'm talking about is that, is that this has been studied. This has been looked at.

This is what's going on. And this is what the establishment, I mean, let me tell you, you guys are pretty prominent reporters, but you know, a lot of people, I know a lot of billionaires, a lot of rich women, billionaire, like heiresses and stuff. All they're doing all day is a cultic stuff and religious stuff and psychic stuff. This is the whole world. Like at a David Rockefeller or a Bill Gates level, he says he's doing science, but let me tell you behind the scenes, it's all a cult. It's all hidden. They're all trying to figure out that super factor because they realize that the brain is picking up all this other stuff, and they want to understand that because it's that magic ingredient that is the ether.

Is DMT the secret to getting that information? I've not taken DMT, but when you have low oxygen dreams, it's released. Yes. And if you other things, it's released. So I have DMT type dreams all the time. And absolutely, I think that if you're already a loser and already had a bad life and never had good experiences, and I'm not saying you're a loser, but you're a loser because you never had good experiences, DMT or anything is going to exacerbate it and make it worse.

But if you are really dialed into things and really touching in the universe, it's going to accelerate everything a thousand times and really tear the veil aside. And that's the key. I remember, this is the Clockwork Health story. This is like standard stuff known in the intelligentsia. It's not like my parents were that special. My mom had a friend who lived in San Francisco

who was involved in a big international psychedelic institute, which is really a government funding program through the university there at Berkeley and several others. And I remember at the dinner table and I was like seven, eight, nine hearing this. And then my mom went to Arkansas once on a road trip. I'm in the back of the Volkswagen Beetle listening to this woman who was involved in these projects. Tell my mother about, yeah, we're trying to map it. And there's these elves and there's these other groups. And about, yeah, we're trying to map it, and there's these elves, and there's these other groups, and

we're doing it intravenously, and she's talking about DMT. She wasn't calling it DMT, but she's talking about astronauts trying to map all this. I was on Rogan two years ago. A few months later, we had a professor on going, actually, we're starting trials at universities with intravenous drip. It's like, once I said that, then it was like,

okay, Jones already released it. Not that Rogan was involved. They went ahead and talked about it. And so, I mean, this woman was involved in all this stuff, okay? And so I'm here listening about the Clockwork Elves and Terrence McKenna and Timothy Leary and their projects and the FBI and the CIA. And my mom's not involved in this.

She's talking to this woman who was one of her best friends and she's she's hearing all of this and i'm driving up to arkansas on a you know four-day trip with them you stay at the arlington or whatever in hot springs and i'm listening these women talk about like these astronauts and how they're going to another dimension and how they're mapping it and how they'll have like 10 of these. The term they use was like explorers and they're all seeing the same thing. Yeah. And that's why they knew this is real because they're not all having some group hallucination. They're all in hospital beds doing this,

going and seeing the stuff and trying to map it. And big problem is like a 52nd or a minute long trips on enough. So these people are signing on and they went further. That didn't work for my family. I did research. I mean, like a flat liners or something in the eighties, they have people that have their hearts turned off because they found turning the heart off is even more to go deeper into this.

And so then they pump the blood through a machine and these people actually go into death to have near death experiences and to be sent into these dimensions and communicate. And then that's what you learned about the satanists other occult groups and the the aztecs and others were doing sacrifices to like these entities want blood they want energy they want that sacrifice and then they come and then they give you data like you read the old grand wars black magic books and it's all you sacrifice a child the demon appears and then you ask it where's buried treasure or how do i defeat this political enemy they were asking dumb questions well now it's like how do i create the ultimate weapon well here's the equation the atomic bomb and then you learn like uh what's

his name um how do these in demons and dimensional beings have this information well here's an example i'm sitting there like 30 years ago watching access tv in austin there was some preacher i forget his name who was only only on Austin on AXS TV. He's got all the books of, I've got to find that guy. He's got all the books of some nerd dude. He was super smart. All the books of Charles Darwin. And I'm like, wait, I remember reading, I mean, I've read the theory of species or whatever it is.

I know about Charles Darwin. He has all these books. So it was so crazy what he said Darwin. He has all these books. So it was so crazy what he said. There was no internet then really. I went to the library. They didn't have, they said, go to UT. I went and I found a scan in their microfilm of this book from like 1880 or whatever of Charles Darwin, where he had a hallucination in South America and these entities through the veil told him how it all happened and what was going to happen and what he should do.

And here's this preacher saying demons took him over, and they told him how to do it. He called them aliens, but they weren't. They told him how it all worked. And then I didn't believe it. It was like, this Charles Darwin was in communication with aliens. I want to know this. I went to the library and found the book he wrote

talking about the hallucinations he had where the demons told him this i mean it's like isn't uh all this infinitely more interesting than current events yes abso-freaking-lutely i am trapped by trump and i'm nothing against trump i'm not like oh went now turning against trump it's the opposite i just i'm sick of it because only talk about trump only talk about the texas Texas case. It's so one-dimensional. And now it's like, to use that as a sort of pun, we're talking about, I guess, bigger questions about the universe. And what I find most fascinating about... I'm validating what Alex said. I'm sorry to interrupt you.

Charles Darwin had something that they think is called Charles Bonnet Syndrome, a condition where visual hallucinations occur. Wow. Got him. So what you're saying is that he was actually seeing, he could see through the veil? No, no. I was watching a preacher at like 18. This guy was on, I forget his name.

I still remember his perfect fit, his pace, everything. It was like this little nerd, dark hair, but he was on every day on access. And he had all these books. He's like, and Charles Darwin was having hallucinations with aliens. They were demons. And I'm like, this is BS. So I finally went down and met the dude. He was showing me some of the stuff. That's another story. And then I went to his church. And then the main preacher had a heart attack. It was weird.

I left the church, but only with her a couple of times. But the point was I went down to UT once I found the name of the book. I mean, I went down there. I'm like Charles Darwin was having communications with what he believed were off-world entities? That's what Darwin thought. So I went to see it and read it for myself. And I'm like, why was I never told this?

This is insane. I mean, you know, whether he was crazy or not, the whole foundation of our whole system is based on this. And no one's telling you Charles Darwin had 150, whatever it was, 110 fever and a three-day hallucination and and like communicated with the aliens the interdimensional beings that same so that same preacher so when we talk same preacher had New York Times articles that I can't find of a major rock band in New York sacrificing a young boy and and then I went and looked it up

and couldn't find it. So, you know, maybe... Maybe it's not real. But the Charles Darwin thing turned out real. Eh, some things can be true. I don't know. Maybe he was like, here's... But I'm just saying,

there's been a lot of crazy... I used to think that information was passed by light and that we're receiving it into our brains, you know, electromagnetically, but I'm wondering if it's like a lower vibration,

a lower frequency, like alpha waves. No, they say, the elves say everything's music. Do they really? Yeah. What does that mean, though? Yeah, it's all like, it's like, it's like gonging clocks and bing, bong, ding, bong. Yeah, and also that music and math, music affects both part of your brain, right?

Because it's mathematical, so it's got a pattern to it, but it's also the artistic part of the brain. So basically... Christmas music is what it sounds like. I think they mean it metaphorically. No, but I'm telling you. It's like you hear choral music and clocks chiming. I think that's what they – I just mean as a metaphor in this sense. That's why they call it clockwork elves.

Sorry to interrupt. Is that right? Is that where the term comes from? I've never – I'm not taking DMT to see it, but that's what they say. What is it? Machinos? Yeah, it's both. But my understanding –

Clockwork machinos. It's like you're in a clock. But it's all – It's bonging. It's bonging. But it's also that certain things happen recurring in your life just like the chorus to a song. And you have the chorus. Then you leave the chorus, which is going to be the through line of your life or whatever.

And you're going to have the verse, which your different things start happening. But then the whole background time, you're still going to be returning to the chorus at a certain point so it's kind of like if you visualize how a song goes it goes here then it goes away then it comes back then it goes it's like uh like a sine wave what's the term um we're reborn it's the yes the eternal rebirth yeah the cycle yeah so that's kind of like what they mean by reality being music. Reincarnation. And they're saying, what does it matter if we die? We're a repeat again, which is having a new experience, which adds to it.

It's like a wheel rolling. They're like, why do you care if you die? It's going, yowm, wom, wom, wom, wom, wom. And also the point that some songs are longer than others doesn't mean they're better or worse than others. Have you heard like a didgeridoo? Yeah, yeah we do yeah yeah yeah right yeah if you want to know it's like whoa oh he's right that's what that's what it is is that because the heart's beating so you're getting these fluxes of blood pressure causing i agree like when i'm exercising in the

morning not that look like i do it a lot but i do i'm like i fucking hike like 20 miles this week it's like when i'm charging up a hill my brain's the best because it's like a minute and second to second you have that half second of super intellect when all the blood hits the cells you're like oh i just oh let me get that again yeah exactly so when you're on dmt are you hearing like music when those pulses come it's like a hyper intensity i think dmt removes your normal visual blinders that let you analyze things. It's like if you were a fighter pilot, they can't give you a thousand readouts. You've got your main readouts. And so it removes all the readouts.

And you're just like seeing like the full dashboard. With all your senses, which is just the sense of touch. All the senses are really just extrapolations of touch, vibration on receptacles. So you have like. Yeah, now you're just a soul, whatever it is, like experiencing. Now you're floating around on air. You're like, what the hell? So what's the meaning of life?

It's whatever your song is. You know, in math, the meaning... It is. Life is row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. What's your karaoke song? That's the secret to the universe the row your boat song

think about it row row row your boat gently down the stream you can see it merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream okay I tried

I think the meaning no you tried say it again what is your karaoke song because you've got a very distinctive voice and a very like kind of I never get to do

you know I like Ace of Spades. But... The only God I need is the Ace of Spades. The Ace of Spades. Oh, that one. I can tell you what the meaning of life is. It's a verb.

Meaning is a verb. In math, when you take the mean of a system, you're taking the average. So when you mean life, you're creating an average to the system. If it's too good, you're going to make it worse. If it's too bad, you're going to make it better. You're always finding the center center i know the purpose of meaning life the simplest and most discernible function of life is uh negative entropy that's about it an equal and opposite reaction to an extent i'll say this mr pool not not equal and mr malice i'm

just glad we did just transcend trump nothing against trump Trump, but I'm not Trump. So I told Joe this and I love Joe Rogan, but I went there and it was like, you know, prove me wrong to help me. He's like, I'm going to help you. We're going to fact check it. I'm like, Oh, my tooth's hurting. But I appreciate we've actually transcended Trump now, which I want to transcend the censors. I want to transcend all this dumb stuff. I care about liberals. I care about conservatives. I hated George W hated george w bush i used to try to get you on the show back when you were doing you know occupy wall street and it's not that i'm groveling to the left it's like i'm not who they say i am so it's good to be able to come on here and finally just move past this to have a real discussion because trump is like this small

little part of my life yeah and i'm but i had to like let me let me let me tell you guys something and i'm really interested what you think about this, Michael. Hold on. I'm going to show you something because something just happened. But go ahead. Something just happened? Yes. And I'll show it to you. You're going to read this out loud.

I'm going to read it out loud. Is it something huge? It's a text message from my buddy. It's time stamped. What does this say? Sorry. I'm handing you the phone. I don't need you to...

Michael, Michael. I need you to look at my calves. Here. Read what that says. And the time stamp. Friday, 5.14 p.m. That's earlier today. I love how everything look at my calves. Here. Read what that says. And the time stamp. Friday, 5.14 p.m. That's earlier today. I love how everything is flowing for you.

Friday, 5.15 p.m. Just transcendence everywhere. What about Trump's tweet? Speaking of Trump. What do you mean by that? He just kept talking about transcendence. Let me... I want to say something about...

You were talking about the meaning of life and the creatures and the elves and all that stuff. You know, so I was... I was reading something a really long time ago about entropy and how life only exists in creating complex systems so long as it creates more entropy around it.

The one thing I realized, because I was reading this book about the expansion of complex and dynamic systems or complex dynamic systems, life, as far as we can tell... You never know what you're going to get. Life, as far as we can tell. You never know what you're going to get. Well, every bit of it from the basic self-replicating protein up to humans is different degrees of creating more complicated systems. You have creatures that replicate themselves, turning free energy into a complex system within itself. Up to humans who start creating abstract concepts, which are complex systems, which don't even exist in physical space, turning energy into patterns

of thought and language. And we're creating higher dimensions. I feel like you just lost over something that I'm finding to be kind of a big deal. The transcendence thing? Yeah, which is he's just going on and on about transcendence. And just two hours ago, and you have this timestamp, my friend was talking to me about this transcendence everywhere. What shows synchronicity?

There is a... That's all i'm saying i don't want to i don't want to get too specific on what these numbers are because it's personal information but there are two specific numbers that there's a series of numbers everybody has involved in their lives hi no i mean like everybody has a personal number like phone numbers or you know uh social security numbers that keep coming up mine is no no well well so just to be specific like you can say you have a phone number you have a birthday there are numbers in your life something happened i mentioned this to michael two very specific numbers in a very very weird way around the same time colliding and you were like that's crazy and i was i didn't say

that's crazy you said something like that yeah no i said this is the kind of stuff that i'm talking i was online trying to recognize that yes because then you're like, it's like matrix code. I was filling out forms. The fact is not crazy you're doing it. You're trying to understand the universe. And if you're not doing that, you're an idiot. You'll notice when you explain something to someone, if they don't understand you, they think you're crazy. But they're the ones that can't understand.

Right. If I start telling you you should buy this, the Spotify people, it's a perfect example. Alex, you're a moron. I'm not buying Spotify because they're like, I'm a stock person. You're just a jerk on a boat. But you get the spotify people it's a perfect example alex you're a moron i'm not buying spotify because they're like i'm a stock person you're just a jerk on a boat but he was right but you get the sick joke of it is they're already it wasn't me being arrogant i was already they were talking about stuff they were being arrogant acting arrogant so i joke i'm gonna but joe roger for 10 minutes this huge news so it's a joke i go hey you guys thought of my spotify they laugh at me i didn't even use

the data because i'm not part of that but it was like part of the sick currency that god got the joke i'll tell you i'll tell you because they could have made a billion dollars i'll tell you a story about uh you who brought max kaiser was it you brought up max yeah max kaiser so i was actually uh hanging out with max uh i know max he's cool dude and and stacy they're they're great people and there was this billionaire guy they knew. And he was just like talking about how he was going to launch a newsletter. And he was like, I'm going to give people advice on what they should buy. And I said, alright,

you're a billionaire. I'm broke. What should I buy? And he said, Square. Jack Dorsey's company. And I was like, why is that? And he goes, ease of transactions. Simple, right? Everyone's going to start using this very simple. And he's got the audience. And it went from, so I was broke. I put a small amount of money into Square at 13 bucks. It's at 215 today. If people really want to be smart, they'd be buying Ethereum.

No, but what you just said is key, Tim, because beginnings are key. You've got to make a decision like a man and a woman together or a business deal. Is this, and you bet at the beginnings where the money's made. The beginning and also ends, and big changes. But, I mean, it's just to me, the weirdest thing is, it doesn't matter how successful I've been, it doesn't matter if I've brought in, you know, over the years, let's not even say how much money, because I fund my operation with it.

But it's weird, like, big globalists, big people listen to me. But, like, average people, they don't listen. They think when you're giving them info like you're trying to like embarrass them yeah they're like they're like there's superstitious about information i don't know no they take pride in digging their heels and not having you being able to change their minds because they think it's a battle of wills yeah exactly so what is this thing listen when i'm wrong about something i want to learn about it yeah but you're a dad right so i think I think, I'm sure, I don't know your kids, but growing up, a lot of times you're like, look, I'm telling you, if you do A, B, and C,

this is the right thing. And they want to be like, oh, you're a dad, you're dumb. I know it all. It's like, all right, don't listen to your dumb dad. See what happens to you. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Probably because we're taught by teachers our whole lives

that end up being wrong. Yeah, a lot of times you're told to do stuff that isn't right. So when someone comes along and tells you something that isn't right. probably because we're taught by teachers our whole lives that end up being wrong. Yeah. A lot of times you're told to do stuff that isn't right. So when someone comes along, you're right. Exactly. You're taught a lot of BS. When I,

when I, when I was growing up, I had my parents telling me the truth and I had a dad who was blunt and told me the truth. I remember adopted and it was a mistake. When I was, when I was like seven, I remember I had to wake up. School started at seven 30 in the morning.

So I had to get up at six 30 and I'm way, I'm, I'm all tired and I'm like, I don't want to started at 7.30 in the morning. So I had to get up at 6.30. And I'm awake. I'm all tired. And I'm like, I don't want to go to school. And my dad goes, don't go to school. And I was like, what? He's like, don't go to school. You can just choose not to.

And I was like, but I have to go to school. And he goes, if you say so. And I got up and I went to school. I made the choice. But that kind of thinking was what I was brought up with. Challenging these norms and these ideas and these authorities and these systems. And I've always been questioning how people do things and the rules, and it's probably because of that. No, that's true.

I've let my children down because – Oh, that's awful. No, I've been good in a lot of ways, but I wanted to be so loving and so good that I just kind of let them do what they want versus my parents said. But then I was like 13. They said, get a job. You want new clothes? You want a car? Go pay for it.

And I was thinking, these are hard asses. But now I appreciated all that. It's an old story, but it's true. And my kids are great. But you give them everything they want. They don't appreciate it. My kids are wonderful. They're wonderful.

But how many kids do you have? Four. Oh, wow. OK. We thrive off resistance. They're wonderful. How many kids do you have? Four. Oh, wow. Okay. We thrive off resistance. That's like even trees need resistance to grow. Well, that's the old Confucian thing. Like if the grass isn't blowing, it doesn't survive.

But is there value to creating imaginary resistance? Because that would anger me. If I was your kid and you had all this money and I was like, why can't I have some? You're like, no, go do it yourself. I'd get angry. I'd start to resent you. So I don't know. Maybe there is a value to supply that's exactly right like my oldest daughter's really smart good she goes she goes you've got money why do i need a

job and i'm like do you understand you'll be empowered by that if i just give you money you're like a plant i water yeah because it's also like what if dad gets mad and now he's got that money he could hold his leverage over your head. What if I die? What if I die? Right. I told my daughter who's getting it now. She's doing a good job. I said, what if I have a stroke?

What if I don't have money someday? Take care of me. Yeah. Like I take care of you. It's like you better learn how to do stuff. It's going to be like baby change. I think there's a reason why kids typically challenge the adults. It's a natural part of evolution.

It's like three-year-olds is when they learn to lie because that's when they realize there's a disconnect between facts and what they're talking about. My youngest daughter is three and a half, and she's just now learned to like, if she doesn't want to like at the store, she wants a toy, she'll go, help, help. Like, you know, it's like these women, man, I'm telling you. And then someone walks over and sees a little girl yelling help with Alex Jones walking by. Oh, it's him. It's happening. Yeah, it's crazy, man, I'm telling you. And then someone walks over and sees a little girl yelling help with Alex Jones walking by. Oh, it's him.

It's happening. Yeah, it's crazy, man. Because you're right. They're young. Lying is creative. Yeah. And it's also one way for them to be more powerful than their parents. Yeah.

Because they've actually convinced the parents of something that's not true. That's real power. That's the only power you have at that age. My three-and-a-half-year-old, Erica's my wife. She can remember talking about her. She's like, we call her the Martian ambassador. I she's so damn smart man she's like how does this operate what is this thing i like this vehicle i mean it's like i don't know what's going on with children but it's they said like there's these indigo kids or these future kids yeah yeah yeah indigo star

children yeah yeah everybody wants to say their kids the best ever but let me tell you we know adults what is it you don't know about indigo children i have a three and a half year old that talks better than like a UN ambassador. You mean there's like prodigies, like super smart kids? But they also think they might have some kind of like alien hybrid DNA. I'm not kidding. That's a thing. Look it up.

Indigo children. It's possible. Indigo. It's possible that we're being seeded right now by fungal spores that we're just not perceiving. It manipulates our genetics and manifests. There you go. Everything else is possible. Pseudo our genetics and manifests. There you go. Pseudoscientific.

That's what the globalists want to believe. Bill Gates says it's a lie, so that's how you know it's the truth. Special, unusual, and sometimes supernatural traits or abilities. Obviously, it's a new age thing, but if we want to believe it, it's our right. Why do I have to news guard whether I believe in indigo children? Because you're a gorilla and you're telling people to murder themselves. I had somebody.

I was gassing my car up two days ago. And I walked over and I go, it looks like a woman. She goes, I'm a gorilla. It looks like a woman. He's not sure what it was. It looks like a woman. My point is that. He's being politically correct.

Come on. It looks like a woman. It's ma'am. It's ma'am. It's ma'am. I had a dream about Max Keiser and Stacey earlier today, talking about synergy and Max Keiser, who you brought up earlier and who you just brought up. In the dream, we were picking apples and I was driving.

And whenever we would go through a tight quarter, Max would say, good job. That's great. I love Max. Can you tell that story four times? But he keeps trying to explain to me. I'm like, dude, I don't do any stock market investments, anything. I just don't want to steer my audience into something BS.

I'm not saying he's doing that. I'm just saying. Well, he holds a lot of Bitcoin and he tells people to buy Bitcoin. And he was right the whole time. And he wants it. And now he says to buy Ethereum. It's exploding right now. Years and years ago, buy Bitcoin.

I'm sure everybody wishes they listened. Yeah. Dude, I was at Bilderberg 2008 or whatever it was. Where they make the teddy bears? Mm-hmm. Bilderberg.

Yes. He literally goes here's 10,000 Bitcoins and I'm like he got really mad because I was like drinking wine and he can stay

like I am right now. He's like dude I just gave you 10,000 this is the future. I'm like oh yeah, great. So I was really mad because I was like drinking wine. And he can stay like I am right now. He's like, dude, I just gave you $10,000. This is the future. I'm like, oh, yeah, great. That was great. You were the guy on the boat. Yeah.

And he was the Alex Jones on the boat. Yeah, that's true. That's how life is a song. Yep. Because it's the same chorus with slightly twists. Wow. There you go. And so I was asking my crew later, like, where's that laptop?

I guess you're not a dim fool after all. I figured it out, Michael. Yeah. When's the – I cracked the code. When's the crescendo? Where's the climax? When's the big rising action? Is this it?

We're getting all excited. Everything's going crazy. The States. And then nothing happens. No, skeet skeet. What? Skeet skeet. Is that it?

Yeah, skeet skeet. You bust. Tell me I'm left. I am a gorilla. We're going to go to Superchats in a second the best thing that can happen is just calmness like if you think about the best situation it's like a calm farm where the wind is blowing and it's peace they say valhalla is like a high farm on a mountain that a plateau and everything's happy everything's golden and you just love each other that sounds

good but then we create like resistant we create problems to overcome them to become stronger just in case there's some cataclysm from outside the system send our children down the hill into the valley for a war to make the men wait before we go to super chats i wanted to shout out the guy who makes those mammoth pens if you go to foothill antiques.com on uh on instagram you want this the pen yeah give it to me hey, hey. I'm having a great time. You're having a great time.

And we've transcended. Kim, what are the other topics we want to cover that we've moved past? Can I give a plug to this independent businessman who is suffering because his business is down 60% who made me a great pen? And I'm giving it to Tim. Only if he marries Joe Biden. If you want a mammoth tooth pen, check out Foothill Antiques on Instagram. I've been given a pen. Is it from a real mammoth?

Is it from a mammoth tooth? I'm a mammoth. You have to gasp. This is not vegan, though. It's tooth. It's vegan. I don't know. It's animal product. It's extinct.

Foothill Antiques. Weren't mammoths still around like in ancient Egypt? Like 800. Yeah, like not in Egypt. But they even have pygmy mammoths on the coast of California. He's right. Smart man. Hairy little elephants all over the place.

Hey, seriously. We've only hit the threshold of the broadcast now. Are you going to end it now if you want? But I'm going to go for hours. Let's get into real subjects. Let's talk about the secret space program, Space Force, and what you tried to do an hour ago. The Israeli former head of their space program, folks don't know, Israel had the fifth largest space program. They put satellites in space saying that there's an intergalactic agreement.

Aliens are secretly experimenting. I'm not saying this. This is mainstream news. Fact check me. Oh, great, Bill Gates. This is big. We should talk about that they just renamed uh kennedy's to the trump renamed a couple of like uh space program space launch pads to space force now did you guys get that i did trump's doing a lot of things so we we talked about this

uh when it happened but we have it from nbc news former israeli space security chief says extraterrestrials exist and trump knows about it a galactic federation has been waiting for humans to reach a stage where we will understand what space and spaceships are. See, this is why someone had some lefty had a really funny tweet about this. They go, the most unbelievable part of the story is that Trump was able to keep his mouth shut. Yeah. And I'm like, you know what? You're it. It's it's not it's it's not.

Didn't he give. But wasn't he asked about it? He said, I'm going to look really hard into this. I don't I don't. Yeah. He's like, I'm gonna take a good hard look into this UFO thing. I see Luke nodding over there. He's saying yes.

October. So maybe he just never really cared. Maybe he never asked. I do not care about aliens. Yeah, come on. By the way, speaking of Trump, we just became the Gorilla Channel, which he was accused of watching. Oh, yeah. The Gorilla Channel.

I have a gorilla. Yeah, that's this. So that is another example of synchronicity. It's just, I mean, if you look for patterns, you find them. So that is another example of synchronicity. It's just, I mean, if you look for patterns, you find them. You know what I mean? Here's what happened. Trump.

What is this? You're shaking your head. Let me just say this. Trump ordered two years ago the JFK files release. And remember, they wouldn't do it. He kept ordering it. They released a little bit. It'd be like if my crew didn't want to do what I wanted them to do, I could not do my show.

Tim, if your crew didn't like you, you couldn't do anything. Be honest. You have to hire new people. They despise him. Yeah, they hate me so much. No, they love you. What I'm saying is Not Lydia. It's a hypothetical. She puts the sour in Sour Patch Lit. My point is it's a hypothetical statement. All I'm saying is Trump orders all this release. They don't do what he says.

Remember they were going to have training, which is now happening, that all whites are racist and america's bad trump ended it and and trump said stop it i talked to a green beret two days ago he was just shipped out to utah to be taught literally they make men wear red high heels and they make them walk around and say america sucks in a brainwashing call what dude is that alex got really drunk with tim Dillon. No, no, no, no. That's just oddly specific.

You know what I mean? $100,000. Right now. They made guys dress up. They made green berets wear red high heels. Wow, emasculating. And they learned how to give blowjobs. No, Alex.

No, no, no. You think I'm joking? Where does this come from? The mouth. Okay, type in army soldiers made Made to Wear Red Hot Heels. We got to look this up. It's going to pull up pornos. No, no, no, no, no.

I had a credible patriot for America visit me and gave me a little award. He's right. And he said, I said, I'm out. I can't do this anymore. I need to leave the earth. I need to leave the earth. I need to leave the earth. Pull it up. Pull it up.

There you go. Army to refute decision to have male cadets wear high heels. What? It was part of sexual assault awareness month. They made the cadets wear high heels in ROTC. I'm out. But currently, they have been sent to Utah. These guys are like Green Beret super killers.

And I said, how is our buddy doing? And he said, Alex, it's literally to make them quit. They literally have red high heels while in uniform as part of a campaign called Walk a Mile in Her Shoes. Wow. Alex Jones was right. You become very vulnerable. He also said teach them how to give blowjobs. I don't know about all that stuff.

I'll tell you. You pull it up. How do I pull it? There's a Washington Post saying they're wearing high heels. Just Google army blowjobs. No, I'll tell you. You pull it up. How do I pull it? There's a Washington Post saying they're wearing high heels. Hey, Tim, just Google Army blowjobs. No, guys, guys. Wait, hold on. It came up.

It's from Pornhub. Pornhub. That's where it came up. All right. You guys laugh. I was like, no, I'm talking to them. Hold on. Let me just give you some credit.

We are making fun of him when he literally just proved us wrong about the high heels. Let me tell you the story. I was exposing the Super Bowl four years ago in Houston running child. The Super Bowl? Super Bowl. Like the football thing? Yes. In Houston running child kidnapping rings.

Wait, what? Not the Super Bowl. At the Super Bowl, they had child sex lives going on. The NFL was involved with this? No, no. At the Super Bowl in Houston. Oh, yeah. At the event?

They were doing this. I'm not saying the Super Bowl did it. Okay. And so I had a guest on, and all of a sudden, this guy comes from the U.S. Army and the CIA, and he gets in my big whiteboard. I know who he is. He's a well-known person. He says, Jones, you've really hit on something.

You've got to be careful. Who's here? Who's involved? Here's who's running it. And that's the same guy that told me about all this. I said, where is this guy when this other person visited me from the government and he said well he's up there being brainwashed in utah right now they're making him wear high heels they're teaching him that it that that that that

they need to become james bond doesn't just have sex with women so the point is is that they're literally i was told this so this is real i mean i'm just telling you that james bond doesn't just have sex with women. So the point is, is that they're literally, I was told this. This is real. I mean, I'm just telling you. You're telling me that James Bond doesn't just have sex with women? Listen, listen, listen. Think about the abuse of our troops, man. They'll do anything for this country.

And they're literally got them in Utah wearing high heels and learning how to suck dick. Well, some of them didn't have to learn. No, it's true. I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do here? The high heels thing stops sucking dick. Listen, is it's true. I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do here? The high heels thing. Stop sucking dick. Is it possible that. I'm allowed to anecdotally tell you that that's the kind of stuff they're showing them. And you're like, why is the point?

It's meant to run them off. If they were women being taught how to have sex with people, it's wrong. What do they have men in a goddamn base teaching them this for? They're humiliating them. It's too humiliating. Oh, it's a video of it. Humility. They got a video.

It's a video. Look at this. Okay, of the high heels of it. Humility. They got a video. It's a video. Look at this. Okay, of the high heels, not the other thing. Of the high heels, not the other thing. Obviously, it goes way worse than this. Let's jump ahead. Maybe. If it plays. I don't think it's going to play. They'll probably ban that saying it's fake news.

It's like when we brought a Building 7. The feed's going to go down. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. ROTC cadets walking a mile in their shoes. Army ROTC. This is nothing. They're wearing red high heels. What the heck?

The most feminine thing that we could find. So what was that? Heels. The largest heels that we can find. No, it was stilettos. We found red heels as high as we can get them and walked 1.26 miles so that we can support them for that. It's not as extreme as I'd imagine it by how you described it.

But this is the whitewash. This is not even what I'm talking about. You can't run away. Dude, I was talking to a dude who's like killed probably 200 people. I said, how are you doing? Well, we're being told to do this. So we can't even tell you what it is. They're being told to become sex ops.

That's weird stuff. They tell men in the military, hey, we got to infiltrate, get their women, infiltrate their women. They're telling guys, for America, you need to learn to. It's all about just the most insane stuff you've ever heard men in the military hey we got to infiltrate get their women infiltrate their women you're telling guys for america you need to learn to it's all about just the most insane stuff you ever heard what year is this from 2015 yeah this is this is new i'm saying this is five years ago yeah currently in utah they have special operations u.s army wearing high heels wearing dresses and and literally, they're like, you need to learn to not be upset by this. Watch this porn. Here's how a blowjob is conducted.

And the troops are sitting there on big screen TVs watching this. They want to make men more sensitive so that they can be like... There's been a lot of rape in the military, male on female, especially with women soldiers now. So maybe they're trying to teach men

what it's like to be a woman. That's exactly what they say. That's what they said. But walk a mile in your shoes. So I'm just telling you what I mean. Say fake news. I was told this by real people. Well, they're certainly wearing high heels. That happened. That was a big thing five years ago. I want to fact check

the oral sex. It's interesting how we went from aliens again right back into this. So let's leave this and just say it's fiction. No one's wearing high heels. That was a joke. No, but it's almost inescapable. We were going to do super chats. You said, no, no, let's talk about the Israeli space security guy.

Let's go back to him. We go right back to him. Let's go back to him. What do you make of the former head of the Israeli space program, which they have one, folks, saying, was it global, international? Galactic Federation. Galactic Federation. Yes. Which you made a joke on joe rogan about what's not coming out so i can't remember exactly what we were talking about but we're talking about i think like war and international interests and i said joe the galactic federation will not allow us to enter until we're unified by one governing authority and then joe immediately went i don't think there's a galactic

federation and a lot of people commented that it was funny, like a really funny response because I wasn't being serious. And Joe gave me a really serious answer. And then we get this guy saying this. Is it possible this guy's just an old crackpot? And he's just – Or he could be trolling. Yeah, exactly. Let me give you my answer in a moment.

But let me kiss some Tim Pool ass right now and some Michael Malice. Dr. Menace. Please don't. Dr. Menace. No, no, seriously. Dr. Menace. Here's the deal doctor why is he putting on high heels what's wrong with that because i love this country and i'm a patriot

no no people ask why do you like to pull well hey that's a good question hey i come home i watch watching my eating dinner and i've been watching for 10 years but when people say why is he being argument over you that's what he does. When you had the CEO of Twitter on and the head lawyer, it was like Perry Mason, but real. I mean, I am kissing ass right now because I didn't see it when it was live. It was like 10 million views. Look at this. And I was so being shut down then, almost bankrupt, no one standing up for me. And you boosted me so much in my own personal when you cut them to ribbons in that interview no seriously

and that's why i love you because so i get why you interrogate me it's your nature that's good to interrogate reality but you destroyed the head of twitter you destroyed their lawyer and it wasn't just that like they suck because they did suck and do what they were talking about you were like like a lawyer doing it like a top lawyer that was beautiful that's why i appreciate you doing that because i know it wasn't about defending me it was about defending reality right or what was the moment you're in there for hours destroying i watched the whole thing like three times and i watched eclipse like 10 times yeah but you know you know the thing is like it's funny how during occupy wall street i can get praise from all these leftists for defending reality and then i was you, I got a lot of heavy criticism from the right. Not so much. They didn't care

about me all that much during Occupy. But, you know, they were certainly trolling in the live streams. And now we're at this point where after watching, you know, after, say, like the Joe Rogan, Jack Dorsey, Vijay Gowdy thing, the right or whatever you want to call it is saying, wow, Timmy did a great job. And the left is like, Tim Pool is all bad or, you know, he's right wing or whatever. But now that we're moving into this other space with, you know, Trump in the election, now it's starting to shift a little bit. Now I'm actually getting praise from leftists. There was this funny meme about who would you stay in a room with 24 hours with? And all these leftists are like, Tim Pool is actually not that bad of a guy. He's kind of annoying, but I could skate with him or something. And now I actually have people over

at the Donald Wynn saying I'm like a bald cock and a loser who won't accept it. So I mentioned this every time it goes back and forth. People, people are going to pray for me. Like a song, like Trump's starting to lose. Like, like this Texas defeats a big deal.

I'm not going to lie to people. They're going to, they're already mad at me. Like, why are you saying Trump's in trouble? Why have you sold Trump out? I'm not, I'm not going to lie.

I wrote, I wrote that song about the cycle of life and the revolutions. Michael, you've discovered the true nature of the universe. You don't need to be sarcastic. I'm talking truth to you. So that's a great point. I'm not being sarcastic. He's got a smarmy look on his face.

No, no, but seriously. I'm telling you, I made a video about how it goes through the cycles. I know you did. I've watched your video. I enjoyed it. Let's go back to the moment with the Twitter CEO. This is why they don't like me. All right, let's go back.

You literally, that's like some of the most powerful Perry Mason stuff ever. But it's not a movie. It's real. I didn't plan anything. Do they realize they were destroyed at the end of that? But it doesn't matter. Yes. Jack was.

You know, after that. It does matter a lot, Tim. Come on. Listen, after that show. Jack came up to me. It was like Mike Tyson in like 1988. Listen. Versus Estelle Getty.

After that episode, as we were leaving, Jack Dorsey came to me and he very gently whispered sweet nothings into my ears. And I felt a warm feeling. He says, we're going to make it all better. We're going to create paths to redemption. We're going to allow people a second chance. Don't worry. Everything you said, you're so right.

And I said, Jack, you mean it? And he was like, I mean it. And I was like, and it's been two years. I was not saying, I don't want to tell any stories. That ship has sailed. But someone we know that was in the room at that time said the same thing to me. He goes, I talked to Jack. There's a path to redemption.

And I really think that Tim got through to him. No. And Joe told me that. In all seriousness, though, maybe you did get through to him at that moment. And then he goes back to his board and they're like, cool story. Yeah, he was like 3% of the company or he's not he's a figure head he's not even involved i was there joe joe rogan called me and i'm gonna give it a seat joe didn't say it was a cigarette he goes man tim pool knocked you out of the park i'm like yeah

i saw it incredible and he's like uh yeah you know i think they're really gonna get a path what'd he say path to redemption a path to redemption and i go really jenny goes oh yeah don't quote me but dorsey's gonna is what you just said and it was nothing happened jack was then pissed joe off you know i think jack has checked out he's been checked out for a long time he left twitter a long time ago he was fired i think they brought him back as kind of uh but you founded it so you're the face you know i think that's it i was told by somebody jack likes you he's trying to fix free speech leave him alone and then i confronted him in dc and they banned me that day and later i confirmed that was real somebody showed me text messages with him saying that you have the documents i was shown documents from two years ago

by somebody else and then magically this other person showed me text messages with him saying i like alex jones but i don't control my own company he was so these are i'm not just saying this right now to act powerful this is and in all fairness it's not a surprise that a ceo doesn't have this unilateral power company like that he was he was uh especially a publicly traded yeah he was preaching blockchain social media that can't ever be deleted which is also kind of a bad thing you know you want to be able to remove posts you want to be permanent but you want to know it actually has the providence but i get what you're saying but yeah so could you own blockchain under a a gnome to plume if you could

own if you can own blockchain under a alias so they could be safer there's there's a there's a lot to try and figure out um but imagine I was told by Joe Rogan, hey, Jack Dorsey's going to fix it. He's really upset. Tim Pool did a great job. And then later on, that's BS. Other people confirm that to me

that he basically actually is more of a libertarian and is upset by what's happening. And I thought that was a patronization at the time. I don't believe it. So you think it's BS again? Yeah.

So I think if Jack Dorsey actually cared, he'd stand up and say something at the time but i think i don't believe it so you think it's bs again yeah so i think if jack dorsey actually cared he'd stand up and and and say something at the very least no i agree i'm not lionizing him i'm just saying is there any truth to it the reason so so jack has said to me even since then in like you know dms things about we're going to fix it we're trying we're working on it and the reason i don't believe him is that when something happens like they well joe rogan told me he said jack's working on your path to redemption two years ago yes bs if if jack dorsey he could have if he has no power in the company he could at least issue a statement saying i firmly reject the suspension of this individual we must restore free speech rights he doesn't he just says you know we're trying very hard and then he does these these

how many senate hearings have we had now where he says the exact same things and they're lies over and over again. We've got the leaked information. We don't censor anybody. We've got, Project Veritas has gotten more than enough information from employees at Twitter. So what is his problem? I think he doesn't care. He doesn't own the company. His job is to just advocate on behalf of Twitter.

And so, you know what? I'd be willing to bet. I'd be willing to bet before he went to the Senate, he went to Vijay and said, what do you want me to say? He's like, say these things. Okay. That's it. That does sound like it. I'll say that.

When you debated her and him, you are smart. But you did a better job than I would have done. I'm being honest. But they were like mental retards. I mean. you get kicked off of twitter for using that word you know they were yeah that's bannable i know you can you can euthanize somebody with you you can kill babies you can have weaker death camps for your apple but if you use a term they say you can't you're banned fine i apologize the point is why i didn't criticize you i mean people listening like a lot of times like in my mentions someone will use that word against somebody else.

And I want to give them the warning. No, no, I agree. That word. Anyone banning this supports Uyghur death camps run by Apple. Because remember, I don't run. I don't run death camps in China. I don't own one slave. So you say that I use a word like that.

I'm bad. You are ignoring all the real crimes and using that attack on me to shut down what I've said to support Uyghur death camps run by Apple and China. I'm just giving advice to people on Twitter. I will agree with you, Alex, that they looked slow and confused. If you wanted to use a different word. Yeah, I'm not kissing his ass. It was like a sloth talking to the Flash. It was like they had their pants caught down and didn't know how to respond.

The Flash has an archenemy called the Turtle, is his first archenemy and he's very slow. Really? Yes. That's awesome. Go back to what you're saying. Showcase number four. Go back to what you're saying. When you were talking to them specifically about the way they were saying you can't misgender someone.

Can you explain that confusion? So Jack said, you know, we have rules and we follow the rules and we apply the rules fairly. And I said, your rules are biased. And he said, no, no, they're not. And I said, yes, they are. Twitter has a misgendering policy. It's a rule that only fits the ideology of the left and is contradictory to the ideology of the right. Therefore, you've created a rule that only benefits the left. I'd explain it to them. They didn't understand the concept or they did. And they just don't care because it's not that I hate a dude that wants to be a woman or a woman wants to be a man. I don't care.

The idea that even Bill Nye the Science Guy went back to his 1980s cartoons. That's actually not true. So there's a meme going around of Bill Nye talking about genes. It's fake. Okay. I've seen the video of them going back and re-editing the old 1980s show where they changed. There's a video where he talks about gender and stuff. But there's a fake meme they there's a there's a video where he talks about uh you're like gender and stuff but there's a fake meme where there's a no it's a video listen let's just say this

the left is saying that chromosomes don't determine sex they are absolutely yeah so uh so that's going on and all i'm saying is i don't care if a dude dresses like a woman i don't care if a guy is a woman you're just yelling about a dude dressing like women. Exactly. Who was that? The guys in the high heels. They're being forced to do it. Exactly.

They're forced. What I'm saying is I don't care if you want to do it. Just don't force us to do it. Fair. Does that make sense? I'm like capitulating. I don't care. I'm a libertarian.

What I'm getting is why. Did you vote for Joe Jorgensen or Trump? Who? Joe Jorgensen. That was Who? Joe Jorgensen. That was the perfect answer. Thank you. Chef's kiss. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

Regarding these path to redemptions, you can go to prison and then get out of prison. That was actually something – For violent crime, for horrible crime. Yeah, and I questioned big events. They took out of context, and I'm banned. Yeah, like for how long have you been banned now, dude? They said it's a lifetime. It's got to be a limited term. I think that's something i actually brought up on the show i said that you know someone makes a mistake you give them a life sentence you can commit murder

in the united states and only get 20 i love your show because i mean we've been to fights about stuff but when you explained on air i won't even say the name of it i barely talked about a mass shooting and the internet didn't believe it happened i covered like 10 times they said jones's identity is denying the shooting happened and like six years ago i said no i thought it happened leave me alone and then megan kelly twisted it got me like well why did you question so they could then sue me and you got it straight you're like jones is repudiated this he said he was wrong and then these people continue to milk this and bring this up over and over again when it's not who i am it's like It's like they take one thing out of context

and it's like Groundhog Day. It's over and over. And then imagine they're on the news going, he's harassing children. He won't leave us alone. Help us. Jones is attacking us. And I'm like, no, I'm not.

No, no. And then they won't stop. Because you're trapped in a bad song. That's it. It's like a song. But it's a bad one. We need to go to Super Chats. We have to, yeah.

Let's hear for the plebs. We didn't cover the intergalactic fleet. Oh, we will. I will tell you the big alien secret right now. I want to go to... You want to go on the show? What's the big alien secret? How long do we have?

How long do we have? I mean, I don't know. But yeah, I will say, I think we've tried like 17 times to talk about it, and it just every single time goes back to the exact same subjects. Let's cover the subjects we don't know. But yeah, I will say, I think we've tried like 17 times to talk about it. And it just every single time goes back to the exact same subject. Let's cover the subject we haven't covered. Let's talk to the fans. Let me tell you.

We've got to talk to the fans. We'll do it. Let me tell you the story. We've got to talk to the fans. Let me tell you the story. What's the story? Okay. So I'm not enamored by astronauts.

I think they're cool test pilots. They've done amazing things. The space program is real. A lot of it's secret. A lot of this goes on. So I knew Charlie Sheen back before he went crazy. Again, I knew him back when he was with... Maybe he just had COVID.

He never had AIDS. Exactly. But I knew back when... Who's his wife he married that was in Starship Troopers? Oh, Denise Richards. Denise Richards. Yeah. So I knew him back...

Like, imagine being at Charlie Sheen's house like 2005. There was a chef cooking dinner, and Denise Richards was there, and you're having dinner with Denise Richards. It was fun. He was a big listener. His dad was the listener. His brother, Emilio Estevez, was the listener. Martin Sheen's really Estevez.

Martin of Estevez. Is that who you bought the ranch from? No, I didn't buy a ranch from them. But I'm not name-dropping. This is a true story. It could be both. How did I even tell this story? What was I getting into?

Aliens? About Charlie Sheen's alterations? Astronauts. Yes. So, 2005, 2006, 2007, I'd be out there to be on a TV show or something. I'd go stay at Charlie Sheen's house. Then he gets divorced. It's a little more wild.

Stuff goes a little bit crazy. I knew him for like 10 years. Good. Said there probably 50 times. He'd send like a private wide body jet to pick me up and fly me out there. So, and so did some other people, but I went out there and I'm sitting there and he goes, Hey, Buzz Aldrin, I'm good friends with Buzz Aldrin. You should come on your show. So Buzz Aldrin calls up, comes on my show like a week later. Then we go to dinner with Buzz Aldrin. And Buzz Aldrin's like, look, we've got major bases on the moon.

There's a big equatorial water base and at the northern South Pole. And, you know, we got the base. And there's an alien base, you know, at Mars. They're giving it to us. And there's a Choron, the moon or whatever the name of the moon is. What's the single moon of Mars? Well, that's where we... Phobos. Deimos and Phobos. Charon is Pluto. Okay, sorry the name of the moon is. What's the single moon of Mars? Phobos.

Phobos. Charon is Pluto. Sorry, sorry, whatever it is. He goes, we've got this transmitter base. We've got this obelisk we communicate with him with. And I'm like, why don't you go on my show and do that? He comes on. It became national news.

He's like, there's an obelisk on the mars is one moon we're in communication with aliens buzz aldrin said this is buzz aldrin on my show you look this up i swear to god i believe everything else you've said we've looked up has been fast and so so he comes on and about a year later i'm at charlie sheen's house by then he's partying how is this real he's partying and he goes let's go to a steakhouse with buzz aldrin. So Buzz Aldrin, I'm sitting there eating steak in L.A., and Buzz Aldrin looks me in the eyes. He goes, Alex, the Egyptians are run by aliens. We have the base on Mars, and we've got an intergalactic agreement with them.

And he goes, but don't worry. The Indians in one year will land a spacecraft that will crash one on the moon to find the water. And that's the symbol of the intergalactic agreement. I'm like, okay. I'm thinking he's crazy. A year later, the Indians crash it onto the moon and find the water. So here's some of the top comments. And he would never come on again.

Some of the top comments on the video say, came here from the recent Joe Rogan. Good to hear Buzz really talked about all this stuff. Right. Except that Jones' account is quite a bit different from the general tenor of Aldrin's remarks. Aldrin never said that aliens built anything. I just told you the rest of the story.

Oh, I was just reading some comments. I talked to him on the phone, and I met with him. And you can call Buzz Aldrin. He'll tell you. It's possible that they told him it was aliens to throw him off and that they the government built like a listening post on mars's moon yeah i don't i don't know he's like we've got an obelisk like 2001 on the moon and and all this stuff i'm not saying it's real close back a second tim dude i mean i've hung out

with this just go back in the video alex are you like me when you look at yourself with a baby face? You're like, oh my God, look how old we've gotten. Does that creep you out too? I mean, he's pretty old here too. How old are you, Alex? What creeps me out is the view count's not that high on this. Well, this is a re-upload. Yeah, they banned all of it.

What's the view count? That's right. Yeah, 11,000. With deep space TV. Bob Lazar gets a lot of crap for saying that there's aliens. I think they threw him off the trail by lying. Dude, I don't even, I'm telling you, I'm sitting there with Buzz Aldrin eating a steak.

He goes, the Indians are going to claim they find the water they're about to crash a probe in. We already found it. We're there. We've got a base on the moon. And I'm sitting there in like an L.A. and dinner with Charlie Sheen and him. I'm like, I've reached the twilight zone.

And then a year plus later, I'm in an airport. And I look at USA Today. And it says they crash a probe in and make water eject up. Type in India crashes probe on moon to find water. And I went on air and said, Buzz Aldrin says they're going to crash it and find water, and they did. I'm on record saying it.

Before it happened? Yeah. Excellent. Oh, my gosh. I'm just telling you, man, this is... Dude, I mean, I had Buzz Aldrin on the show a couple times. Oh. Did you find anything about the probe smashing into the moon?

I bet there's water on the moon. I'd be shocked if there wasn't. Yeah, they're looking for lunar water. Type in Indian Space Agency crashes probe on moon to find water dude i got a feeling on mars there's so much water under that iron oxide november 2008 india made the moon impact probe on board you know orbiter crash look confirm the presence of water etc etc whether or not there's aliens could be misinformation. That was kind of good.

How are we doing the super chats? Super chats time. Super chats at band.video. Okay, so first. And info wars.com. A bunch of the, a good portion of the super chats are, I would just call them inappropriate.

Oh. Some of them are calls for action. Ask the inappropriate ones. No no those are the ones i can't read um let me see uh aj birch says alex may be the only man on the planet whose feet i'd smell read the rest keep it keep it stexa or whatever your shirt says texas just so you know i was looking at that super chat you gotta start one over. We got way too many super chats. Let's see. Dylan Keller says, I'm so sorry I missed the start of the show.

If you haven't already, please discuss the clockwork elves and extra dimensional mantises with controversial diets. I want to re-ask Tim's question. How can DMT allow us to see around a spatial corner that we normally can't? Yeah, we're going to talk about this for half an hour now. Good way to finish. How much money did this guy pay for this? A hundred bucks. No, no. I've talked to a lot of people. I've talked to people that

work for the Pentagon. We know. We talked about this earlier. This guy's in the Rewind button. They've gone, and not just the Pentagon. No, no. He said I missed it in the show. These are old different chats going way back. Oh, okay. At Ayahuasca events in Peru and Belize or wherever, where 50 people see the same

hallucination yes the grandmother so they see the same hallucination meaning it's not a hallucination there it's another dimension this is big okay you don't go to a planet to see aliens man it's like the veils right there waffles sensei sensei says watching alex's face shift when tim explained what was happening on december 14th was one of the better 1.4 seconds on the internet. Yep. The awakening. I don't get it. What happened?

So when I told you about the meteor, the comet, the meteor showers, the comet, and the solar eclipse happening on December 14th and the electors are chosen, and then the 21st is the – it's called the super conjunction. The 800 cycle when Jupiterupiter and saturn align and they become one bright big light in the sky the christmas star the christmas star yeah big it's going to be some i'm a gorilla murder yourself all right all right the coconut cabbie says tim pool is pure gangster for hosting these two agains alex jones you and your products rule now let's just say it in a world of weenies, you know. Tim is king. Tim is doing a good job.

Until I get banned. Whatever. Banned for this? Why? Oh, they'll find an excuse. Whatever. Poking the bear. Yeah.

PM says, this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. I think what you meant to say. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. I'm pretty sure this is significant for the times indeed. You guys ever watch Zeitgeist? Yeah. The first one? It's his bread and butter.

No, I was in the first Zeitgeist, and then he had a fake name. It was like John Paul or Peter Joseph, or what was it? Paul Joseph Watson. Peter Joseph. Peter Joseph. Peter Joseph.

No, the UN pushed it. The New York Times pushed it. He's like, we'll live in plastic cities and camps. And computers will tell us. Concentric circles. We'll own nothing. And the computers will tell us what to do. And he goes, and Alex, if you don't agree, you're going to a camp for education.

And later, he went, I didn't say that. We had the video. He's on my show going, you will go to a reeducation camp, but it's okay. It's okay. Just telling someone it's okay doesn't make it okay. Sam, you will go to reeducation camp, but it's okay. It's okay. Just telling someone it's okay doesn't make it okay. Sam, I'm talking to you right now. This one's for Ian. John Hutto says 99.999% of all matter is in plasma state.

Look up plasma universe. That's what I'm talking about. Interesting, possible, but not likely. Electrolasers, man. We're vaporizing matter and then recombobulating it. Okay, okay. Look, get over here. Here you go. Right here. Come on. We're vaporizing matter and then recombobulating it. Okay, okay. Look, get over here. Here you go. Right here. Come on. We're actually sublimating

matter. Luke was supposed to come on the show. I think he's chilling. Alright, here comes Luke. I mean, me and Vladimir Putin. A lot of people don't know this, but Luke is actually the illegitimate son of Vladimir Putin. Why am I getting notifications that I'm Alex Jones'

illegitimate son? Yeah, and you am I getting notifications that I'm Alex Jones's... Illegitimate son? Yeah, and you're my mother. It's called a joke. I thought I was the genetically altered, weaponized version of you and Putin making a love child. No, you don't think it was? I think a couple decades ago, the U.S. government stole the genetic material from Putin and Jones and tried to create a super being of governmental authority, but also who can see through the veil. And they created Luke.

And it's true. You guys are waiting for me to say something? Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it funny? What do you make? Let's go back to this. Look, I think Trump's better than Biden.

I wish Trump had won. But this Texas defeat, make? Let's go back to this. Look, I think Trump's better than Biden. I wish Trump had won. But this Texas defeat, I'm not going to lie to listeners. This is a major goalpost. What the GOP chairman just said, he's hinting at pretty much going away from the union. And when you had me on the first time, I was like, hey. Big developments. What's happening? Tell us.

Yeah, well, Alan West came out with a statement, and his statement essentially is hinting at the Texas- I don't think he- That's the chairman of the Texas party. Hinting. Hinting. Do you have the quote? Do you want to read the quote?

I'm going to read the quote here. I was going to jump in, but I didn't want to- No, take your time. I'm going to put myself in there and all that. But he said specifically, perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a union of states that will abide by the constitution this is i don't think it's a hint i think he's putting it right on the nose yeah i don't think that's a hint i mean see how we're so careful because it says it's a hint he's like i'm doing this

there's no like yeah major news that of course people should actually read that again that's a big deal the chairman of the republican party of texas says we should form a new union yeah perhaps this is the exact quote perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a union of states that will abide by the constitution and again remember when you had when you first had me on this was the idea that i first said might it might be the better thing to do than to break up the union and have certain states go along. A lot of people. That's what you said at the start of the show.

There was one guy a long time ago said this. In fact, he wrote an article about it. His name was Michael Malice. Thank you. It's appreciated. It's crazy. What was that? It's a crazy thing to advocate for, isn't it, though?

I don't mean crazy and wrong. I mean, like, bold and out there there the situation we're in is crazy i i think what uh there's been an enormous asymmetry historic in recent 20 years like a song there's been an enormous asymmetry in the last 30 years between how the left and the right gets their ideas which is someone did a i bet you even a number the window between someone having an idea on tumblr and it becoming a New York Times article was like 18 months. And that was happening on the left, whatever loony idea, and then it becomes codified. Whereas on the right, it was just kind of arguing with the left. And then it's like, okay, we're going to throw out our own – here's another article I wrote.

Let's use the Obamacare law, which said you have to, by law, own health insurance or you could pay a fine. Mandatory gun ownership. You have to own a gun. If you don't want to, you pay a fine. That resolves the gun rights issue in one year because right away you will never be able to undo it just because of gun profilation. What about seize all – if you're worried about privilege. No, I agree. We never play their game.

Let me finish my point. Oh, you're mad right now? I love you so much you're worried about privilege. No, I agree. We never play their game. Let me finish my point. Oh, you're mad right now? I love you so much. We worry about privilege. I'm a gorilla. Murder yourself. Seize all university endowments and distribute that money as reparations. These are the kind of big bull –

Yeah, they'll never really do that. It's like make the left pay it. If you start with that as your negotiation, let them argue here instead of always trying to catch up. Right. Exactly. I agree. Change the subject to their own. The problem is there is a prominent conservative faction mainstream that does nothing but chase the left. Correct. That's all they do. But they know. I agree. Why are they always chasing the left? Because their job is to be there, either low status in that world or no status in this new right. They put a lot of lightweights in there.

Yeah. They think they're going to get power out of the system. So here's the big question. Do you guys realize that right now as we speak, this is on a knife's edge. Like the sick part of me is they put Biden in who can't even talk. This is even better. Like what happens to the left if they actually put that crazy lunatic in well so what's happening now is the progressives are starting to get rejected and dejected yes black lives matter

tweeted out on election they're being thrown out by the black lives matter official organization tweeted we won on you know in the declarator for biden and now they're like it's been 32 days and they've refused to respond to us in any meaningful way yeah it's like you got your your march for months and now this pig cop won't even take your calls. Who would have thought? Kamala Harris, top cop, would react to the... She's in her pig pen wallowing in the mud.

Oink, oink, MF. So let's predict. We can all procrastinate all day and procrastinate and pronunciate, whatever words those are. Those are all words, yeah. We can all make up stuff but bottom line where's america in one year let's hear it well we got a super chat uh daniel maxwell says where does alex think the u.s will be in six months procrastinate you what procrastinate

procrastinate that's your answer the super chat is where what they asked where does alex think the u.s will be in six months? You said a year. I said, well, the Super Chat's asking. That's perfect. You know, I think it's up to what we do. We need to recognize this is dangerous and this is crazy. So I'll be honest. I don't know where we are in six months.

What do you think? I mean, I'm really – I'll give you a very easy answer, which I think no one's going to even argue with. There is – marijuana laws were one example of this, which is all marijuana all marijuana is illegal right all marijuana dispensaries are in violation of federal laws they're all committing felonies every day but there's no organizational will and the federal government to actually enforce it so obama had rates and he gave up there is going to be wanton defiance of these lockdowns and quarantine procedures either on a state or municipal basis and that is going to increase

that's a catalyst yeah but exactly why would biden please get my punchline out you've been talking for hours actually i think you got 80 of the airtime on this show i did not go ahead malice finish your point that is going to do an enormous service towards lessening the any semblance of authority that these people have over our lives, which is a very key step towards having them lose their ability. Hold on. I'm a gorilla. Wait, wait, wait. Alex, Alex, Alex.

Christian Del Toro says, Alex, can you tell Walter and Natalie congratulations on the birth of their baby? Yes, I congratulate your baby. Can I just say something now? Give them a nice congratulations. You've got to say Walter and Natalie. I just did it. Walter and Natalie, congratulations on the birth of your baby. Walter and Natalie, congratulations from a gorilla.

Yes. Now, can we get really serious here? So I wanted to answer that six months question, though. Yeah. In line with what you were saying, it's something I've been saying that, you know, we had Stuart Rhodes from the Oath Keepers, the largest militia in the country, said that people are not going to respect anything out of Joe Biden's mouth as legitimate. Yes. I think in six months, it's not just disregard for all the lockdowns. When people start disregarding general rule of law.

Yeah. Because it's so I'll put this. Let me rephrase. The lockdowns are so extreme. Many people are just saying a few. Yes. They're going to start saying a few to everything else in in turn i've gotten rocky and help it i mean i think it's gonna be like if i can say f you to this what else is kind of irrelevant here's my prediction governors to get

mo let's hope that's i mean that's that's civil war it's not civil war it's it's it's the opposite of civil how about we give them the vaccine first? I guess depending on how they get there. I'm really stupid. What does that mean? Take the governors and send them to Guantanamo Bay. Let's give them the vaccine. The governor's not the problem.

Hold on. Biden's not doing anything right now. Let's ask Luke. Oh, you mean Ted Whitmer? All of them. And Cuomo. Let's ask Luke what he thinks is going to happen in six months. I think right now what we should do is have all the government officials and politicians be the first in line to get the vaccine.

And then after that, I think everything will. Hold on. Hold on. Let me stop right there. In all seriousness, that's actually a really good idea. Not for any joke. No, no, no. I agree.

Hold on. Hold on. Stop. Stop. Knock, knock. Listen, listen. listen listen if they are the leaders who are supposed to be leading the charge we cannot allow them to get sick and be taken out it's been a nightmare when trump was sick when boris johnson was sick we need to make sure they're going to remain safe so they should be first in line to get the vaccines i agree so and how do we know they're really taking it because i agree i want

them to take it all first it's just an idea but look where will it be in six months six months there's going to be a lot more poverty a lot more lockdowns a lot more problems i don't see this going away i mean when you look at the whole covid 19 system that has been put in place and the great reset exactly there's too many people benefiting off of it for it to go away so we have to understand that this is still going to be around. There's going to be complications. There's going to be poverty. I don't think we're going to reach the boiling point in six months, but we're going to get very close to it. And we're going to have to keep a very close eye on what's going on and prepare for the worst.

Just one thing. It's a very blue-pilled concept that is presented as a given that it has to be a civil war as opposed to a peaceful like czechoslovakia and all these other countries it does not have to happen violently no i don't want violence either let me explain something the globalists admit they're using covet you've been talking you act like i've been interrupting no i'm asking why lydia was making you are meddling with the title of fortress of nature, and you will atone. Is that clear, Mr. Malice? Listen, I have super male vitality. And when I take this, not only am I unstoppable, I have the best boners on the planet.

Infowarsstore.com. I'm teasing him. No, seriously, this is it. Here come my boners. The Davos group, the globalists admit they're using it as a pretext to grab power. And we must say no to the lockdowns and no to the fear. I need these tissues. All right.

My pants are ruined. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. Skeet skeet. I'm a gorilla. Murder yourself. All right. Super chat.

Super chat. Joshua Hurley says. I drank all this. Murder yourself. All right. Super chat. Super chat. Joshua Hurley says. I drank all this protein. Now I got rid of some protein. Joshua Hurley says, Alex, what do you know about the monolith they found in gold? What about the monolith they found, a gold one in Columbia? They've been putting those up, the globalists have, to usher in, like the head of Israeli space program said, the aliens are here.

They mean we are the globalists we are the uber mention we rule you it's all an art type that they're taking over right now so this is all like the new age they know we're awakening so they want to confuse us have us fight with each other to buy into the fact that they're in control they're aliens well they're not they're not in charge we're in charge i kind of want to pet lynch says oh dear it's been nice watching you on youtube tim you are truly going out with a bang so i'll tell you what's going to happen um they'll issue a guideline strike and then i can't upload on youtube personally my my companies

can't for one week and i think it means we can't do a live stream on the show for an extended period of time i want to do that for this yes i want to talk about aliens tonight we didn't do anything bad yo no no i'm not kidding check it out compare really absolutely I want to talk about effectively... You think they'll do that for this? Yes. I want to talk about aliens for a minute. Tonight, we didn't do anything bad. Yo. No. No, I'm not kidding. Check it out. Really?

Absolutely. I want to talk about this super chat from earlier about 99.999% of the universe being plasma. If you could do me the favor and look up a plasmoid on Wikipedia and pull up the...

What is dark matter? Pull up the picture of a plasmoid real quick and you're going to crap yourself. What does it look like? It looks like a creature, like an electromagnetic... So we're about to be arrested for a plasmoid? Look at the plasmoid real quick and you're going to crap yourself. What does it look like? It looks like a creature. Like an electromagnetic. So we're about to be arrested

for a plasmoid? Look at the plasmoid. Now this is what happens when an electromagnetic field is activated. It looks like a jellyfish floating through the universe. It's a figure eight. It's a fending. And you see where we are. It's in the upper left there. The plasmoid exists where our stomach would be

if that was one of us laying on our side. This is what's created when a magnetic field is met. That's in the upper left there. The plasmoid exists where our stomach would be if that was one of us laying on our side. This is what's created when a magnetic field is met. That's where the poopy is. Dude, I think that magnetic energy is cognizant or coherent or something. Magnets, how do they work? This is the man we need. Dude, we're all in this together.

We are. Brother. I think they should be banned from YouTube immediately. Maverick X says, you all keep this nonsense up every Friday and you will get a Spotify deal as well. Perhaps we'll need one after this. Yeah, we might need one. Spotify. Yo, Spotify. Give me a call.

Or YouTube's going to be like, no, no, no, no, no. This one's okay. This one's okay. What have we done wrong? We're like, I mean. Had too much fun. Let's see. A lot of people are mentioning SCOTUS rejections.

A lot of them are about SCOTUS rejections and uh well let's go over those did you give to give joe rogan a rifle i did but you didn't give me one someone said did joe did alex bring you a rifle like he gave to joe i don't think i don't think you can i will give you an eight thousand dollar 300 wind mag precision sniper rifle. The best special forces got. Like this gun I bought a year ago. Well, let's figure out the paperwork. This is the best gun you can buy. I can shoot at 600 yards bullseye, six-round mag.

Oh, wow. Boom, boom, boom. It's laser beam power. My favorite gun. I gave it to Joe. Because Joe's set up for free speech. But I will give you, if I can get one, they're hard to get, a 300 wind mag semi-automatic Death Star weapon.

Let's fill out the paperwork. Sounds good. I don't have another one. I gave him my gun. I don't have one. Oh, okay. Let's see. Giacomo says, Tim, I thank you for having my favorite Flat Earther Alex on once again.

I am an Oregonian. I don't believe in Flat Earth. He says, I am an Oregonian, and we have had mail-in voting for as long as I can remember. And Kate Brown, I can't read the next part. It's just too spicy. But you didn't have 80 million sent out to dead cats. I love how I'm a flat earth. They're always like, Jones thinks it's reptiles.

That's Dave and I. Jones says the earth's flat. No, I didn't. Here's a very safe super chat. Michael Malice is an amazing genius. Who said that? This is from Maverick x oh i don't know who that is that's your that's your private account i'm like looking at a lot of

super chats i'm like i can't read that i can't read that definitely can't read that one oh just read it why can't we read what's coming in already sunk uh the spiciness level of the show and the lowered threshold for what we can get away with we'll see i mean it's like we they they'll cut the feed you know what i mean like youtube is sitting there waiting and they'll delete the the stream midstream they do it people how many dopes are watching this right now a hundred and six thousand oh wow that's big keep going more of their questions all right let's see so a potato that's a huge football stadium i'm so blessed that's where they have child predators. Infowars.com. CERN and the Hadron Collider.

Well, here's the deal. This is not BS. I remember reading this 20 years ago. I didn't believe it, so I went and looked it up. Their main mathematicians believe that if you run enough of these equations and enough accelerated attacks in these cyclotrons, this is what the Hadron Super Collider is really a cyclotron. They were going to build one in Texas at Waxahachie.

They never finished it. So they built one even bigger in Switzerland and in France, the Hadrian collider. And they accelerate these electrons and different particles at above light speeds and slam them into things. And so they're able to open up gates to do this and they admit in the equations look this up it can create a strangelet remember the first remake like six seven years ago star trek where he releases that little drop into the planet

and blows it yeah that's a strangelet it's a black hole and the equations say it'll create a strangelet or a black hole routinely And these guys are in such a cult. They are doing tests. They could destroy the planet. And they're very big into symbology and the occult, especially through their opening ceremonies. If you really want to get freaked out. They got Shiva out there. Exactly.

Look at the opening ceremonies of the Highline Corrider and be prepared to be freaked out. Really? They're in black robes. Yes. It's all occult. It's all symbology. It's all like, it's crazy. cult. It's all symbology. It's all like... It's crazy.

Yeah, forget Bohemian Grove. Exactly. Luke, we should go to Europe and cover the next thing. I'll be there. Let's go. Connor Murphy, Alex and Michael, how long before you see the people left and the right turn on the police? Oh.

Here's my problem. I'll tell you. Listen, listen. Let me get... Okay. They asked us, but okay, but you could talk. I know. I'm cutting in because, you okay, but you could talk. I know. I'm cutting in because, you know.

Come on. Do you guys see the second autonomous zone in Portland, the Red House autonomous zone? No. Yeah, just launched. So I completely disagree with Antifa expanding their borders outside and surrounding other homes and taking over these streets. But I'll tell you this right now. I'm not going to give any sympathy or respect to cops who are evicting people from their homes at a time when the government took away their ability to make money. And so they can't pay their bills.

That's what I was going to say. I was driving here. I meant to make the point. You can't say you're nonessential and then bankrupt somebody to be evicted and then take them out of their house. Exactly. You can't. That's what they're saying in New York. Like, my bar can't stay open.

I'm going bankrupt. And then the cops are the ones who are coming and break, violating the Constitution. I call them oath breakers and like in new york we have the right to peaceably assemble to live our lives pursue happiness the 14th amendment and the cops come and say we don't care just give us money i want to be clear i want to be clear you you've been following me for a long time i followed you i used to be mr anti-cop that's me and well yeah but i don't like arbitrary authority i don't like thugs the average cop isn't that, but the system's corrupt. The average cop is most certainly that.

Okay, fine. All I'm saying is blaming the average cop makes us blame the cop instead of the political system to change the laws. Oh, please. Don't give me a fucking break. If a German shepherd can do your job, maybe we're using the word hero a little bit loosely. Every single law passed by these governors and senators is a love letter to Santa without these men and women in badges willing to enforce these laws.

I'm not going to get talked over in this one. I'm not disagreeing with you that cops aren't bad all the time. I'm saying, I'm going to finish my point whether you like it or not.

Blaming the cops or blaming the TSA is a cop-out. We've got to blame the political system. Cop-out is exactly the goal. Get rid of these damn cops and I'm going to make my point. Every single

one of these laws and lockdowns and quarantines. They're not laws. Decrees. They're not laws. Yeah, they're martial laws. I'm going to start from the beginning until I get my point. I don't care. Right, right. But if you say they're laws, I'm saying if people stop blaming the cops and blame the laws, we'll change the goddamn laws. I don't care what you're saying. I care what I'm saying. There's no law. And what I'm saying is. The regulations the cops and blame the laws, we'll change the goddamn laws. I don't care what you're saying.

I care what I'm saying. There's no law. And what I'm saying is— The regulations. They're not that either. Made up decrees. It's edict. All right.

It's the only— Michael Malice, go ahead. You too. Go ahead. Make a point. Every single law that is passed by these governors and senators that violate the Constitution are love letters to Santa without men and women in badges willing to enforce them on innocent people. Every single cop does this knowingly and consciously all the time. Every cop is a criminal without exception.

Many of them are nice people. Men, they're smart people. They're all criminals. So the cops who quit, who are are on video who pull up and they're like i'm quitting i won't do this or all the sheriffs who have said no i don't have a road to redemption like jack dorsey for these people for years they keep us unsafe in our homes i'm in new york where's my second amendment rights i'm only unsafe because of these damn no michael i get your point you're absolutely right i'm saying blaming the average cop though we should

change the law and take the government over yeah we just gotta vote on the right people Alex okay okay so let's blame the cops what do we do first of all have increased contempt for them by the citizenry which is starting to happen second of all realize that they are the teeth but Soros wants that because he wants to take the cops over just because Soros wants it doesn't mean it's automatically wrong

number one the cops are the ones who are implementing sources vision aren't they yeah they are yeah that's my point so to have privatized police just same way you don't have a government monopoly on health care there's makes no sense of a government monopoly on security you want to hear a story in marginally in pennsylvania they have really great gun rights not the best but a lot better than other places. New Jersey is called one of the evil seven, where they have basically no gun rights. It's very, very difficult. There was a story I was told where a woman was from Pennsylvania and she wanted to go to Atlantic City, which is

like a 45 minute drive, maybe an hour drive from Philadelphia. So she was just some doofy little normie woman, didn't really know much. and she made the mistake of legally owning a weapon and driving to Atlantic City and got pulled over. Being the good citizen she was, she respectfully and politely told the officer that she was carrying her weapon. And the officer said, oh, thank you, ma'am. Please step out of your vehicle. And she goes, okay. And she gets out because she's good. Place your hands behind your back.

You're under arrest. It's a felony. She got charged with a felony. She was looking at like four years in prison. And the NRA intervened, and that's the only reason she didn't go to prison i know the story there's a story i remember when i was growing up in chicago this was when i was like 20 a woman from i think uh kentucky or tennessee had a legal concealed carry and she had a revolver she was in her 70s she went to visit uh chicago for the first time to go to the to go to the uh we call it the sears tower

it's the willis tower now and as she was preparing to go in there was metal detectors and she informed them she's like i i do have my concealed carry with me and they said all right this way ma'am and they walked her and they cuffed her and they came felony charge she went to prison four years yeah she went to prison an old woman and i and i and i wonder about this i was talking to a guy at a shop and i said when a person is clearly from philadelphia where's completely legal, they're a law-abiding citizen. This lady was apparently like, you know, late 40s, you know, old mom woman wanted to go to spend the weekend in Atlantic City and have fun by herself. Who is this cop to be like, I'm going to put you in prison for this. I agree.

There are bad cops that implement tyranny. I agree. You know what he could have done? He could have said, ma'am, it's actually illegal what you're doing, but I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to give you an escort back to Philadelphia. Please don't bring that back into the state because it is against the law. There are cops implementing tyranny, and they're bad.

Oathbreakers. I'm saying we need to change the laws. I used to attack the TSA all day long until they were like listeners, like please be nice to us. We're just trying to get paid our job. Please change the law. I'm just going to know you like garbage and I'm getting paid for you. I need my respect.

You are, you know what? They call them in Britain, the filth. And with good reason, the cops. Yes. And the TSA.

Malice. What? Listen, it's easy to shit on the cops all day. You know why? Cause they are shit. Cause they got problems. What about problems?

I'm going to tell you, it's a cop out to blame the shit. Because they got problems. What about – Who doesn't have problems? I'm going to tell you. It's a cop-out to blame the cops. Screw bad cops. You've got to change the law, man. There are no good cops. Okay, fine. All the cops are bad.

Yes. But let's say there's no – I'm saying change the law. Stop copping out to say it's the cops. We have to change the law. The Second Amendment guarantees my right to a gun, and I do not have it. These laws are a joke, and you know they're a joke. But most cops are pro-gun. But they're not.

That makes them hypocrites. Oathbreakers. How many – if you put your hands on a young person who is selling drugs and you put them to get arrested and have them be traumatized, you are the enemy of civilized human beings. I't think non-violent people should be in prison and i'm not a worshiper at the police and i should be the main guy attacking the police i'm saying we don't get reformed that way let's change the law i don't believe in reform i believe in abolition well you want to reform about the police of course so carefully like explain i just explained everybody was basically armed

who then gets somebody to go to court when somebody steals your steals your car or steals your house you would have private uh there's no there's no you've been involved in legal systems as i have and you know perfectly well but private wars and also how expensive they are how much the average person does not have access to legal services. You have to buy a lawyer, which costs more than buying a surgeon. If you had a private system where there's private adjudication, which we have already, it would be a lot easier things to get resolved quickly. And you would have a lot more access to free situations. And you would have ratings for these different legal systems.

What? I don't want to interrupt you. No, no, no. Keep going. Finish it. That was my point. I was going to say the elites don't really follow interrupt you keep going finish it that was my point i was going to say the elites don't really follow the laws just like jeffrey epstein just like they don't pay taxes yeah you know you know that the politicians is there's an old saying i don't know

it's been a long time since i've been there but the uh the local politicians chicago are allowed to carry concealed what about um mayor bloomberg oh no all the democrats get to go get their hair cut yes and they get to have armed security here's the thing if you were a trump voter which i it's that's your prerogative if you thought there was any chance that hillary clinton was going to jail you are so removed from reality i don't even know seriously like they can't she'll release all the other info it's not even that these people never get consequences when did i mean a hillary clinton richard nixon none of these people go to jail. They never have consequences.

Alex, you talk about this constantly. How many receipts do you have over the years of these horrible people admitting to horrible things and nothing ever comes of it? Well, Epstein finally got his neck broken. Sure. But how many stories died with him? How many victims never got justice with that execution? No, I agree. They got rid of his ass.

Yeah, exactly. Well then. It's a very light show. Yeah, very, very easy going. Very powerful show, actually. I actually think Michael is completely wrong. I think we need to do the opposite of abolish the police. We need to make everyone a cop.

Yes, that's anarchy. Let's do it. He teaches you to hate cops. Here's anarchy. Deputize everyone. Let's do it. Deputize everyone. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. He teaches you to hate cops. Here's my deal. I get people are mad at authority, and I want an American republic, limited government. There's some role with police. I'm not in a police ass-kissing position. I'm just saying, just blaming the cops becomes a cop-out.

You're just talking in circles. What does that mean, a cop out? There's plenty of blame to go around when you're dealing with tyranny. I think when you blame the cops, it's a surface level assessment. Let me ask you a question. Here's what I'm saying. You're not wrong, but the deep-seated issues that have resulted in this problem won't be solved by just saying something, something police. I agree that if you cure COVID, you're not curing cancer.

I'm just saying they are cancer. What I'm saying is that there is a problem in this country where people walk into the voting booth and say D or R and they ignore who they're voting for. These people then get in and say, what's the easiest path? I don't care about this. If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. All right. In closing, let's talk about Secret Space Program.

Well, we only have a couple more minutes, I think. We're done then. Well, everybody, this has been a fun career for me, and thanks to YouTube, I reached a million subs and said, okay, I'm done. I'll just have the craziest show possible. And then the first time, they gave me a warning.

I'm just going to say one thing in all seriousness. One of the best things about 2020 is how so many more conservatives are being skeptical about police because there's so many videos no no i agree with the lockdown people like all right they're not angels they're flawed and that's all i am a gorilla murder yourself it's been nice knowing you, everybody. What I'm getting at is, you're right. I'm just saying the police are the low level of the government. So if you have a problem with government, you should change the laws

blaming police as a cop-out. It's so fashionable to attack police. And police have problems. What's wrong with being fashionable? We can't all be sitting in Texas shirts. All I'm saying is is that no one should visit band.video.

People say, where's Alex Jones? I'm at Infowars.com. You're saying they should instead go to governors2gitmo.com and get their free shirt? Is that a real website? It's real shirt. It's not free. It's not free. Oh, man. This is CNN. Pizza and drinks provided by Tim Pool. It's not free. Murder yourself. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. This is CNN.

Pizza and drinks. Closed capsule provided by Tim Pool. That's right. So I'll just put it this way. Look, when we did the first show, it was massive. And then they took the show down. And I immediately was like, you guys got to come back. And you were fair.

Because I was talking so fast. My tooth was hurt. Well, I think. I was like, I said something I didn't say. I was going to say, I love Bill Gates. I love you. No, I think you assumed he said the same thing I thought he assumed. Yeah.

Yeah, so I guess that was – but YouTube clarified it didn't matter what we thought. Even the joke itself was bannable. Wow. Yeah, so that's BS. It's complete BS. What was the joke? Yeah. I'm not going to repeat it.

Off the air because we're going to ban it again. I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to repeat it. Off the air, because we're going to band again. I'll tell you. I'm a gorilla. Murder yourself. So, Michael, do you have a social media you want to tell people about? Twitter.com slash Michael Malice and malice.locals.com. Band.video. And this is the last big shout out.

So while you can, you can follow me on Twitter. Well, you can follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Parler. I'm not going anywhere on those platforms. At TimCast. But for my other youtube channels youtube.com slash timcast and youtube.com slash timcast news but uh seriously the worst case scenario they told me that i'll get a seven week suspension and this show gets shut down for us seven days seven days no you got a lot of courage people like oh tim's but let me have a lot of courage info wars.com seven uh if if this one

gets put on their radar and they strike uh for seven days i can't upload anything and it's very likely that we can't do this show for an extended period of time like until there's some kind of like but why are they doing that do you do a good show it's like really reasonable you know i don't know whatever it is what it is it was funny because i a lot of people were accusing me of copping out because the show got pulled. I'm like, I didn't pull this show down. YouTube did. I saw the conspiracy.

I'm not joking. I saw the conspiracy. You tried to get me back a week later. I was already gone. No, not even. I said, come back the next Monday. There was a weekend show. There was a conspiracy theory going around Twitter that said you called YouTube and asked

them to pull it so you'd have more controversy. Because you make your videos unlisted. So that's what they're getting that from. Oh. Well, they're not unlisted anymore. They're all. Fine. It wasn't a week later.

I was here on the weekend. You're like, can you come back tomorrow? I'm like, sorry, I don't have a babysitter. Yeah. That's right. You'd be like on Sunday or Monday. I said, the next show is Monday. Can you guys come back?

And you said, maybe. I said, Michael. And Michael's like, I can do it. Well, actually, you were like, it's tough. And then you were like, I got a family. And I was like, I get it. And then this actually, you were like, it's tough. And then you were like, I got a family. And I was like, I get it. And then this was the soonest we could make it happen. My parents were keeping the children.

Yeah, it's crazy. No, that was not made up by Tim. They banned it. They banned it all because they took something out of context. We can't say. And then they changed it later when they got called out for it. So I can't specify. Yeah, they moved to another infraction.

I mean, no, same one, same one. But they just changed the rules. Yeah. So, oh, I can't specify because... Yeah, they moved to another infraction I made. No, same one, same one, but they just changed the rules. Yeah. So... Oh, I didn't know that. It's kind of like how the cops, you know, enforce what they want. So, Ian,

while Luke is already sitting there, you want to shout out your... Well, thank you, Tim, for your courage and thank you for letting me live in your parking lot. Yes. I appreciate that. And my YouTube channel is WeAreChange. WeAreChange on YouTube.

You know, you're just here because once they ban me and I'm broke, I'm going to become mooching off of you and be like, Luke, you got to pay the bills, man. Well appreciate that. And my YouTube channel is WeAreChange. WeAreChange on YouTube. You're just here because once they ban me and I'm broke, I'm going to become mooching off of you and be like, Luke, get out of here. I was there with Max Kaiser at the Bilderberg meeting. And I told him, I told him too, I was like, Max, you're crazy. Leave me alone. I got to fight the globalists. So wait a minute. I didn't know this. I forgot you were there.

Was he not giving us millions of bitcoins? Yes. And I was like, bug off, Max. Leave me alone. I'm sick and tired of you telling me about your little nerd money. I'm here to make teddy bears. So let's end this with this. Tell the story. I forgot. What was that thing north of London?

What's that town called? What was it? Delford? No. Bedford? I forgot. But we shut down the town. We had like 5,000 people.

Minimum. Minimum. There's people that couldn't attend our rally because there was too many people. The prime minister came in and Bilderberg got exposed. Remember back then, there was no world government. There was no secret banker meeting. They would deny Davos existence. The mainstream media was telling you there was no Bilderberg.

It never existed. What are you talking about? You're crazy. I remember this when it was like the crazy conspiracy. And then a funny thing happened. There was this journalist who was always on Occupy and the Guardian made him go cover it. And he was like, what is this? And then all of a sudden it was like, this is a real thing.

Same thing with the Deep State. Charlie Skelton, amazing writer, does amazing work. He did a good job. And he covers Bilderberg every year. Same thing with the Deep State. Trump's crazy. Trump's crazy. You're paranoid.

There's no Deep State. Then the next year, thank gosh, the Deep State is keeping us in check. Go over a few of those cards. Let's let Luke and Ian shout out. Real quick. My YouTube channel, We Are Change. Ian, come over here. Band of video.

Band of video. The only regret is that we didn't talk about space aliens. We did. Here's the deal. They don't come in saucers. It's interdimensional. They're in the other dimensions. It's all ethereal. It's inside you. It's behind the mirror and outside you. Okay.

Thanks, everyone. Follow me to Ian Crossland. And of course, you can follow at Sour Patch Lids, who's been pushing the buttons the whole time. I have been badly pushing buttons tonight. Oh my goodness. I'm a gorilla. A lot of fun. Peace out, I guess. Sour Patch Lids on Twitter. And I guess we'll find out if I will see you in the next week or so.

You may go to the Phantom Zone for what you've done. Probably. And our video. Probably. Well, everybody, thanks for hanging out. And again, if I'm uploading tomorrow, I will. And if not, I'll be taking a great vacation. You see, that's the best part of this is I get to take a week off.

I get to go fishing. I get to go kayaking and all that stuff. And then I can be like, it vacation. You see, that's the best part of this is I get to take a week off. I get to go fishing. I get to go kayaking and all that stuff. And then I can be like, it's not my fault. I can't work. It's Alex Jones and Michael Malice. Missouri is beautiful. I know, right? It's wonderful.

It's all beautiful. It's a thousand lakes or something, isn't it? Is that Missouri? No, that's Minnesota. That's Minnesota. I said that last time, didn't I? Yeah, I think so. Thanks for hanging out, everybody.

Bye, guys. We'll see you all when we're back. Do not miss a bad video. out, everybody. Bye, guys. We'll see you all when we're back. Do not visit Bandicoot. Bye-bye. Bye, guys. Thank you.