Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #249 - Miami Spring Break RIOTS Erupt, 1000+ Arrests, Twerking Blocks Streets w/Chrissie Mayr

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

Tim, Ian, and Lydia invite comedian and podcaster Chrissie Mayr to discuss the twerk attack in Miami, the UK's refusal to allow subjects to travel, Harry's cancellation of their ad deal with the Daily Wire, a blue  check's decision to brand herself a violent racist, the issues surrounding females in comedy, and Tim's method of anti-tweeting.  Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You may have heard there's been ongoing riots, but not Black Lives Matter, not Antifa. This time, the riots are taking place in Spring Break, Miami, where over 1,000 arrests have been made. And apparently the cops came out with pepper balls because, well, people are shutting down roads. They're refusing to disperse. And according to one headline, several women began twerking on a police car. Two officers were

injured. Now, I have to say, like, upon reading the headline, I really do make it sound like the cops got injured from the twerking. I'm not entirely sure that's what happened. So we'll have to go into the story. But there there are tons of viral videos coming out now where women in Miami during spring break are just like blocking roads, just walking on the street. They all randomly just start twerking in the street. It is a sight to behold. And this contributes to the cops coming out with pepper balls, which is a really weird story. So we got that. We're going to get into that. And cancel culture is in the news because apparently, well, look, for the longest time, the woke thought it wasn't racist to insult Asians.

And now they've decided that's not true. And Asians are marginalized. So all these old statements are coming back up. People are going to lose their jobs. One woman, she's like a writer for Robot Chicken, is getting just dragged across the coals. And that'll be interesting. And look at another big story. CNN is accused of staging or knowingly running staged video of a migrant border crossing.

So we'll talk about this this a bunch of other stuff we are joined tonight by comedian chrissy mayor hello thanks for having me do you want to just briefly introduce yourself oh yes my name is chrissy mayor i am a comedian uh new york based i have a podcast called the chrissy mayor podcast which you can see on youtube itunes spotify soundcloud new episodes tuesday through fr. I interview comedians, porn stars, libertarians. There's something for everybody. And I have a big stand-up comedy tour coming up right now. Actually, check out my website, chrissymayer.com, for tickets.

Hopefully, I can do stand-up in a city near you. Wow, that was like the best introduction anyone's done on the show. People are normally like, oh, I guess I do a thing or whatever. Thanks. Wow. We're polished. we also we have get ready for mine yeah what's up everybody hi ian crossland what's up what's up i just woke up yeah all right and uh me in the corner yeah i'm gonna be laughing a lot tonight i'm super excited about this show let's get get going. Yeah, maybe. I forgot to pull up the – Oh, yeah.

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this is the greatest headline i've ever seen all right take this out this is from local10.com wild night in miami beach women twerk on police car two officers injured. So my question right away is did the cops get hurt from the twerking? Undoubtedly. I'm imagining cops being like, stop, come out with your legs up. Okay, so this story is actually

from March 12th, but I want to read it because now it's actually getting really crazy. They say it was a wild Friday night in South Beach. There were even women who jumped on a police car to twerk. The city is swarming with spring breakers. Miami Beach officer Ernesto Rodriguez, a spokesman for the department, said two officers were

injured while dealing with a very large crowd near 8th Street and Ocean Drive. So perhaps twerking was involved. While taking a subject into custody, officers were forced to utilize pepper balls to disperse members of the crowd who were disorderly and surrounding officers. Several subjects have been detained. Two officers were injured and have been transported to the hospital. More police officers are enforcing the rules in the area of Ocean Drive and Collins and Washington Avenues from 5th to 16th Street, including Española Way. All package liquor sales ceased after 8 p.m.

So apparently now what's going on is there's like this crazy curfew. We got this story just from today from The Guardian. More than 1,000 arrests as Miami Beach pushes spring break curfew into April. Police condemned for use of pepper balls to break up crowds. Now apparently over a couple weeks, spring break curfew in place between Thursdays and sundays now i don't know if you guys have seen all these viral videos that have come out it's crazy out there a little bit of them it's pretty crazy i mean are they using salt balls as well that way maybe they can season the food yeah i guess a lot of these are happening at restaurants exactly perfect yeah right people aren't paying their bills yeah they're yeah do

you see the video there's like a video where two wait two guys wearing aprons just chasing a dude full speed down the street and then he tries to get away he's like walking then he ducks out he does like a ninja roll and they start they like they pin him to the ground and then drag him and then he yeah he jumps out and then he rolls dude what's going on with this man just don't order as many drinks you know just like order what you can pay for it's shocking it's chaos like there's there's a video so there's a there's a thread going viral that's talking about how these are not people from miami like miami did really well and i guess what some people are saying is that because florida is basically like no covid tons of like no lockdown tons of people are like well then we have to go to florida because you can't do it new york or

some of these blue states so they're all coming to florida red state for now swing state but red for now where there's no restrictions and they're just going crazy like there's one video i saw where apparently there's like cars at an intersection and then a bunch of women just walking down the street all just stop and then it's like synchronized twerking it's like the craziest thing i mean that is gonna stop traffic if you're low on like people to help you cross the street like just send a lady twerking out there and she'll help divert traffic yeah it's like if you've got kids coming out of school yeah yeah you don't need to hire a crossing guard anymore just torsion guards twerking guards

yeah road twerk i love it so so so for real so like why why is why is this happening i mean it's just because there's too many people, they're overwhelmed? People have been cooped up for too long. They haven't been twerking for like a year now. True. That's fair. So given the opportunity, they just break out in a twerk. Yeah, it seems like it's supposed to be spring break from school.

But a lot of those people, I mean, is school even open? Are people even doing online school now? And they're just showing up and twerking in the streets it's like i was wondering you think that new york would be the state that would be getting wrecked because they're the one that shut down but all those people then are flooding to florida and wrecking florida there's nothing to come to new york for what are you gonna flood new york city for like a hot dog stand like the hot dog stands open barely yeah they're like covered in plastic it's a sad yeah it's like are you in new york yeah yeah comedy clubs some things are opening up april

2nd so we'll see there's some hope but it's it's the city's dead it's like somebody sucked the soul out of it i don't know i saw a video from a guy who was walking down the street in a really wealthy area saying that it was totally fine oh oh well having money helps i guess yeah yeah i guess the poor areas that are shut down it's interesting to see the amount of chaos you get from like totally apolitical things like spring break when there's just enough people who don't care they go crazy the funny thing about it is we're probably seeing more like i guess anarchy than you see with actual anarchists not the weirdest thing and i mean like left anarchist types i don't like calling them

anarchists because the people get violent like antifa they're not really anarchists but let me rephrase that when antifa goes out they fight with cops these people are just like robbing small businesses not paying bills shutting down traffic it It's random, you know? Yeah, it's totally random. They're just like, you know what? I can't twerk over Zoom. I have to go out into the street and do this. Spread your legs. Yeah, man.

Your muscles. You got to meet that spring break boyfriend like in the first couple of days. And then you have a week of, you know, hookups. Yeah, yeah. 1,000 arrests, though. Smart, yeah. Check this out. The Guardian says police say they have arrested more than 1,000 people, about twice as many

as last year during this spring break season. They say the curfews are necessary to maintain order, according to the local CBS affiliate. City manager Raul Aguila told the news station that he believes visitors have traveled to Miami Beach to engage in lawlessness and anything-goes party attitude. Aguila claimed many visitors are not patronizing local businesses or spending tourism dollars during their time in Florida. The Miami Herald reported that police have utilized pepper balls to disperse crowds several times this spring break season, describing the tactic as balls that are fired at the ground that emit tear gas,

forcing people within a certain distance to move to avoid the eye irritant. The Miami Beach police chief, Richard Clements, told the paper that officers fired the projectiles because the crowd had begun to surge towards officers. This is crazy. Quote, I think officers felt threatened at the time. He said, adding that at least five officers have been injured during spring break this year. Video of large crowds and tear gassing by police in the city have circulated online it's like on a scale of one to three of of groups that engage in violent and dangerous riots it's like the most egregious number one is like random people partying followed by antifa followed by like trump supporters just because those are the only groups that are actually engaging this i

think that's i'm kidding by the way because antifa literally and black lives matter burned down an entire city but these people are getting super drunk and that's when stuff can go haywire like the animal comes out yeah yeah there's definitely a venn diagram of like people who would throw a chair like through a window and it's like spring breakers like antifa yes yeah yep yep antifa on spring break do you think these people are antifa this is no antifa people need to party too they need to chill everybody gotta party yeah they got like sticks up their butt you know they really need this maybe that's what's happening maybe they're so uptight you know they shut up to this party like thinking they're gonna party but then just everyone's having a good time

and then all of a sudden some dude throws a chair through a window you know what i mean and they've been so covered up for a year they've been like their costumes or whatever they're not costumes they're get-ups it's like they're all covered up for a year. They've been like their costumes or whatever. They're not costumes. They're get ups. It's like they're all covered up. They're pale. They need to get out. They need their vitamin D. Now, you know, some of the most destructive riots I've seen, obviously not the most, have

been just like sporting events. And then you hear this from a lot of people on the left. They'll be like, how come when, you know, people riot over their sports team winning, it's not all the criticism. Like, dude, we criticize that. It's crazy. I remember when the White Sox won the World Series, like, however many years, like a decade ago. Long time ago.

Longer than a decade ago. Man, this was probably like 13 years ago. There were crazy stories. Like, my friends were telling me that a guy, there was just tons of people in the street on the south side of Chicago. And they're all just, like, screaming and drunk and drunk and like shaking cars and flipping them over. And then he said like a guy was driving down Archer and then just like swerved, dodged the crowd, crashed into a pole,

and then jumped out and started cheering and then ran into the crowd, like leaving his car there. Like people go crazy. People get excited for their sports teams. Yeah. I guess I have to wonder about this because like is that what is what

really drives things like the you know minneapolis when it got burned down just random people taking advantage and fluffing up the ranks you know what i mean probably taking advantage like these people that aren't paying their tabs they're eating at restaurants and then jumping yep that's that's big that's big time is this what's that sorry i'm just imagine like this is all so pre-planned you're like ordering you're like okay i don't want to eat too much because when i get into a fight like i don't want to you know i don't want to be full i'm gonna throw it up i don't want to be full like i don't want to yeah puke while i'm throwing someone's head into into the sidewalk yeah physical physical activity after you eat a bunch of food it's just it's like

oh you know it doesn't feel good. You got to have a rest period. Yeah. So, you know. Yeah. And a lot of wigs coming off. I mean, you got to be prepared. I don't know.

It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it. This is freaking me out. Yeah. Like, what to wear. And I don't know how it happens in these fights. Like, the women just end up, like, partially nude. Yeah. Like, the thongs are out.

All of a sudden, you'll turn around. Like, they'll be fighting. And then someone's top. Someone's, like the thongs are out all of a sudden you'll turn around like they'll be fighting and then someone's top someone's like boobs will be out you'll be like how did that oh god what's happening it's just crazy to hear this you know i wasn't expecting it but i'm not surprised i guess people have been locked up for so long they've gone insane like a lot of people are just going crazy so like you you were mentioning this but also i think when you factor in there's very few places to actually go you get critical mass now they're just in miami and they're just twerking and stealing drinks i mean you have pent-up energy it's like guys the guys that want to fight are going to go out looking for a fight and the girls

that like want to fight you know i mean you're going out kind of with that energy or you're like just going to hook up it's the fight videos are crazy yeah there's a lot of videos like there's a big viral thread there's a lot of racist threads too because there's a lot of just like people like sharing these specific videos but there's a lot of different people doing a lot of crazy stuff it's almost like a sporting event but just no reason at all right and there's anti-cop sentiment i imagine yes because i've read that like the cops like this has been building up over time it's not it's obviously not a covet thing it's like it's building up over time and like going back to 2019 um a lot of these cops

i've read are afraid to basically do their jobs because they don't want to be accused of racist policing yeah so when you get like people blocking intersections and twerking and the cops get hurt, I bet there's a lot of people down there. They're probably not super political, but the Black Lives Matter narrative really does permeate everything. So we just went, we were at the mall the other day hanging out and we went to Zoomy's and there was a poster on the wall that was just like, it was the weirdest thing for me to see in a Izumi's.

It was like a poster that said, I stand with Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor, free health care, increasing the minimum wage. And I'm like, I'm in a mall skate shop. What is this? Like, why is there a poster for Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor? But also like that I could get, I suppose. But like the the the democrat talking points were on that too and i'm just like it's kind of weird to see i don't care whatever you can put over a poster you want i don't care i'm gonna buy shoes or something but it's just like

when regular people who normally don't engage in this stuff are getting hit with this i i'm willing to bet there's anti-cop sentiment for sure in these spring break riots where they're just like f the police you know what i mean why don't all of us go to miami right now and start twerking in the street i think that would help the narrative i got a better idea why don't we get the cops to twerk with the people in the street that's what we needed solidarity yeah in solidarity you know like if it's enough twerking maybe it'll be like a care bear stare we're like an energy. Everyone comes together. And that's how unity happens.

Maybe maybe like you know, when all the cops took a knee during the Black Lives Matter stuff, maybe the cops need to take a twerk. Yes. And they should all go out there to apologize for using pepper balls on people. Take a twerk, guys. Twerk during the national anthem at a basketball game or whatever. And it would definitely dissolve tension. It would crack people up. I'm into it. Freak people freak people out do you think they're gonna cancel spring break next year

how can you cancel spring break i don't know you can't cancel it it's not it's not really a thing it's like people just showed up people just went to florida and then there was too many people i'll tell you what freaks me out is like is this what people do when there's too many people somebody somebody messaged us like last week about the rat utopia experiment. Oh, yeah. Have you ever heard of this? No. They created the space where they put a bunch of rats in this rat house.

You mean New York City? Yeah. So basically they made a model of New York. No, I'm kidding. They took like a rat city and they gave them an unlimited supply of food and water and whatever. And they just like went nuts, apparently started eating each other. Some just literally just dropped dead. So like they reproduced and reproduced.

And then eventually they reached like this massive population. But there was still just free food, nothing to worry about. And then they, the rats apparently started breaking down, going crazy, eating each other and just dying. And so I'm wondering, like, you get too many people. And this is what we see. Like, I was in New York when, I can't remember which New York team won the Super Bowl or something. It was back in, like, 2012, I think.

I don't know. I don't know sports. You guys give me the right year. People were just, like, throwing garbage cans and trash everywhere, just flipping things over. And it was just tens of thousands of people walking through the streets just trashing everything for for no reason yeah if somebody else starts doing it it's easier to yeah chime in i guess and i think part of the reason is i think people are afraid to go like you think about the normal spring break destinations cancun maybe ibiza i know i'm saying it wrong it's supposed to be ibiza but uh maybe people are afraid to travel internationally now because of health stuff.

So maybe that means everyone's just going to stay domestic and then go to Florida. Yes. Which brings him to we'll jump over the next story on this one, because it's so crazy things have gotten with covid. So when you when you see what's happening in Miami and this insanity, I'm not surprised that people are doing crazy stuff because people kind of lost their minds over the past year. I'm sure most people who are listening to this can probably relate in some way to how awful the lockdowns were. I immediately got out of the city. I went to the middle of nowhere.

Well, not immediately. I mean, I was in the suburbs already, so things weren't that bad. And then we went out to the middle of nowhere where things are fantastic. You ask somebody who lives in the middle of nowhere, how's the lockdown been? Haven't noticed. Check this out. We got this from express.co.uk holidays overseas to be made illegal five thousand pound fine for people trying to leave britain if you if you if you're in britain and you try to leave

they will fine you five thousand pounds which is basically like seven grand damn yeah yeah so i'm i'm glad i don't live there but i can imagine people are gonna start going crazy like you know what's you know what's really crazy about the story is the uk is basically now the plot of v for vendetta like almost you know the v for vendetta plot is i saw it so long yeah same so it's basically and again i'm explaining the plot for v for vendetta i am not asserting any conspiracy theories about COVID. V for Vendetta is about these corrupt politicians and crony corporate types who manufacture a virus to use as a pretext to gain authoritarian control of the country. Interesting. So I'm not saying that's literally what happened in the UK.

I'm saying it's making people say that because you get the pandemic, which affected everybody. And then you get you, the UK, like they arrest people for jokes. Now, if you try to leave 5,000 pounds, what if you're just sick of the weather?

You know, what if you're like, can't leave? I've had it. I'm going to fix my teeth. Let me get it. We're all in this together. Chrissy, like can't leave i've had it i'm gonna fix my teeth let me get out of here we're all in this together chrissy you can't leave dang this is the crazy thing too because i've been hitting up people like uh you know i hit up count dankula and i hit up carl benjamin

i'm like yo when can we get you out here things are starting to improve over here across the pond and they're like if we try and leave we'll be like arrested and fined good scary five and then what happens if you don't pay the fine? I imagine they'll like, maybe like Danky will just take it from your bank account or they'll arrest you or something.

God, I don't know. Get a disguise? Well, no. How are you supposed to leave? You go to the airport and they just arrest you. Check this out from the Telegraph.

People caught without a reasonable excuse for travel will be in breach of regulations from March 29th under new roadmap rules. You got a week.

Oh, man. You got a week to leave. I was going to say get out while you still can, but I don't want to. I don't want to push anyone. Look at this. Oh, it's for spring break. Yeah. They call it Easter break.

Number 10 indicated the 5,000 pound fine was designed to deter anyone thinking of going abroad for an Easter break in defiance of the ban on foreign travel. It will apply to both Britons and European citizens living in the UK amid fears that anyone going abroad for a holiday or family reunion could import new COVID variants on their return. The only exemptions to the travel ban are for work, study, moving house, or attending a major family event such as a birth, wedding, or funeral.

I mean, that's kind of a lot of exceptions, to be honest. Does it say anything about twerking? Actually, that is allowed. Yes, if they catch you in the airport twerking, they will not find you. Right, they must be going to Miami. Going to Miami?

All right, that's fine. They are part of the government's new regulations enacting Boris Johnson's roadmap out of lockdown and laid in parliament on Monday. They state that no one may leave England to travel to a destination outside the United Kingdom or travel to or be present at an embarkation point for the purpose of traveling from there to a destination outside the United Kingdom without a reasonable excuse. So like, I guess you could literally be in the airport and they could stop you like why are you traveling and you're like for fun you're under arrest

really is the meme about needing a license for everything you know in the uk the joke is that in the uk you need a license for everything you do jesus man i want to i don't want to dump on people that are british citizens i feel bad for those people. Well, there's called subjects, which is crazy. British subjects. Like, are they citizens? Are they subjects?

Or is that, are they both? What the heck? They're a subject to someone. That's so crazy. It's really amazing to watch happen, to be honest, because we've,

we've had it pretty bad in the U S with the draconian lockdown stuff. But I mean, wow, you can't even leave. It puts it into perspective. And mean, wow, you can't even leave. It puts it into perspective. And I read somewhere that you can't even leave your house in France without like a paper. I don't know. Yeah. A note from your doctor.

I don't know. You need some kind of proof that you're supposed to be out of your house. And apparently, I think in Greece, you have to text the cops or at least they were doing this. You have to text the cops and be like, yo, I'm going to leave. And they'd be like, all right, you're good. Or they'll be like, no, you can't leave. Wow. Yeah, man. That's living in high density you know what i mean so if you look at the weird thing about all of this you look at europe and

it's like basically the size of the u.s but with 600 million people instead of 330 million people and then you hear about places like greece if you've ever been to france it's really really dense in the big cities but it's just in the cities. So why is it affecting everybody? Why is everybody in Britain trapped? You can't leave. I wonder, too. It's like, can you go to Northern Ireland?

And then if you go to Northern Ireland, can you drive into Ireland? And then once you're in Ireland, are you good? This has been one of the weirdest things about the UK. I'm sure people in the UK and Europe probably understand better. But Northern Ireland is part of the UK things about the uk i'm sure people in the uk and in europe probably understand better but you know northern ireland is part of the uk ireland is not so and because of the treaty that i forgot what it's called i don't know if it's the good friday treaty or whatever you there's there's not supposed to be any border checkpoint between northern ireland and you know ireland so then how does that work for like the european union and this lockdown could you just drive through and then fly out?

Yeah, and then fly out from like Dublin or something or whatever. I don't know. What other Irish cities are there? It probably helps to just do a lot of accents. You know, you get stopped. You're like, oi, oi. You tried. Tense is made.

Oi. Oi. What is that? Oh, no. I'm going to Australia. Oh, no. well it doesn't say australian citizens yeah so at what point do people kind of like just lose their mind maybe they go twerk this is the other side of that coin right we talk about the the shut shutting down of miami due to the twerking pandemic and when you that that's like the people saying enough and just twerking in the streets yeah but then in the uk it's the opposite it's like the hardcore lockdown maybe to stop people from having too much fun well i mean

just from doing anything i don't know so crazy is the crazy thing about it is the COVID's survival rate. Yeah. 99.95 for most people. 97.5 for people over the age of 70. Yet they just shut down the entire country. You can't leave or they'll fine you. That's weird. Almost the world. They shut down like almost the entire world over this thing.

Well, I mean, I get the pandemic stuff. They're like, hey, there's a pandemic. So we got to restrict travel. It's like the gameplay inc you know and the virus happens like iceland shuts down and then you're like how do we get in iceland and you can't win the game then but this is crazy this is them a year later shutting down their borders and not letting anyone leave with a 99.95 percent yeah and then wasn't it like 60 percent 72 percent of people that have contracted covid were overweight or obese 78 78 died of it right yeah or they died yeah that's that's crazy man like i i would be feel weird constricting travel only on obese people that that feels wrong how

about you can go like obese people can travel but only for going to the gym yes they shut the gyms down if you're going on a hike and you're over a certain place. No, no, no, no. The UK has been crazy. There was a video where somebody was out in the middle of nowhere early on in the pandemic, and they got stopped by a cop. And the cop was like, what are you doing outside? And they're like, I'm in the middle of nowhere walking.

And they were like, you're under arrest. And then there was a viral photo where the cops were like, think you're out for a stroll in the middle of nowhere we'll find you yeah no joke and people were like what that's creepy dude man they're they're locking everybody in britain down this one happens you don't have a constitution yeah they do right they have one but it's not what is the parliamentary constitution it's an unwritten interpretable vaguely understood quote-unquote constitution and the queen has all the power at the end of the day she just chooses not to exercise it yeah she's quitting soon isn't she who's she giving power to who she's ceding control to i have no idea charles maybe i don't know prince charles probably really good for like single ladies who really want to meet like a police

officer boyfriend so they just go out by themselves, like look really good. Like, come get me. Like in V for Vendetta. Like in V for Vendetta. When, what's her name? Evie Hammond.

It's Natalie Portman. She, the, the, the, the, they're called the fingermen and they stop her in the dark alley and they're going to,

you know, try to abuse her. Right. The fingermen. That's what they're called. And then she's like, Oh no, you're a fingerman.

I didn't know. And then V shows up and he does that speech where every word starts the letter v that movie's great by the way i'm just wondering at what point any of these people is gonna they're gonna lose their minds and and do something to counter what the government's doing because i mean there was a period where there was a large group of british subjects who got really angry and then wrote this big thing to the king like yo we're not british subjects no more yep and we've been doing all right over here for some time them over there they're not not going so well it's crazy and all this talk about like different countries makes me realize how little i've truly traveled in my life how where have you gone

really just like italy france uh canada briefly iceland i went to iceland only because it was Where have you gone? Really? Just like Italy, France, Canada, briefly. Canada doesn't count. I went to Iceland only because it was basically on sale like 10 years ago. Like you'd see the ads like in New York City mostly on the subway. Like, please, please come to Iceland. Like we know you're going somewhere else, but can you just like stop here? Almost like a desperate like girlfriend. Like, please just come visit.

Yeah, they had just like overthrown their government and started a new one oh yeah 2008 is the banking thing yeah i went in 2008 yeah no they had that what's that airline they had iceland air iceland no it was a wow wow air oh yeah wow and it was like are you going to spain take wow air it stops for you know three hours in iceland because then they want you to spend money at the airport. Shout out to Iceland. I mean, they really, they actually overthrew their corrupt banking and then like seized control of their government and created a new, more democratic situation. I don't know about that though.

I think what people need to realize about these countries, any one of these countries, particularly Europe, is monoculture creates social enforcement for anything they want. If you've got a tribalistic dogmatic monoculture, then one for anything they want if you've got a tribalistic dogmatic monoculture then one person can act as a despot because everyone just says okay to whatever the machine is like you see it with cancel culture you know you get someone who's prominent enough to ignite or like light you know drop plant that seed of some new idea and if they're prominent

enough people will just latch on to it and then it works and that social enforcement causes problems for everybody makes me nervous about god save the queen man and i really you guys in england i'm not doing this it's not personal it just terrifies me that there's this cult of personality surrounding your liege lord like it's crazy that's true for everywhere with kings bro i know but people love their monarchs. Some of them. I mean, yeah. But like when I was in. But do you love the monarchy? When I was in Thailand, you know, like five was, oh man, like seven years ago now. When they were doing the whole monarchist versus parliamentarian protests, like even the people who were for like a democratic process with a prime minister would talk about

how amazing the king was. Like he was a really good dude who helped out people and used his power properly but it's time to move on that was really interesting to me there were some people who disparaged the monarchy for sure but then they would always be like well but we really do like the king because he's kind of a cool guy so like the king in thailand would use resources to like help the poor and like teach people to read and and do things like that so everyone was kind of just like oh monarchy sucks but this guy's kind of cool but apparently nobody likes his son so i don't know i'm not gonna pretend to be an expert on thailand yeah it's usually a bad king when it falls apart king john of england was when they forced the uh what was that thing they made him sign the

magna carta yep basically seized control from the from the monarchy to a bunch of the dukes and it was like the first step towards democracy yeah magna carta was pretty cool and then they had to duke it out yeah they did oh they did really had to sure did etymology yeah that's one way to put it duke it out is that where it comes from i imagine so yeah something like that put up your dukes yeah oh yeah huh you're right was that what it is it must be no get out of here baby yeah all the dukes would go to war man what do you guys what do you guys want to do do you want to talk about stupid cancel culture let's talk about cancel probably we'll we'll we'll rag on cnn in a little bit yes but i want to talk about this thing with uh with harry's razors oh yeah for those who don't know and i didn't know

this harry what harry harry harry's razors sponsored The Daily Wire. The Examiner reports, Harry's Razors cancels advertising relationship with The Daily Wire show, ostensibly over one Twitter user's complaint. Let me break down for you the stupidity of cancel culture. Michael J. Knowles. He is a podcaster, political commentary guy for The Daily Wire. A Twitter account with two followers, two

followers, just two. Apparently it's like his mom and his brother tweeted at Harry saying, you sponsor a bigot Michael J. Knowles and he's homophobic and transphobic. So Harry's response saying, we're so sorry, we're going to cancel our sponsor for the show. They tweeted, thanks for bringing this up. We condemn the views in this video, which are inexcusable and at odds with our longtime They tweeted, Wow. says, Harry's makes great razors. That's why we've been proud to advertise them for years. We know Harry's doesn't share our values.

Who cares? Economic decisions should be political decisions. But now Harry's has decided to declare that conservatives don't deserve great razors. Why are you still calling them great razors? I wouldn't. Like at this point, you'd be like, well, those razors were garbage anyway. Well, okay. All right.

Props to Daily Wire for not being sour grapes. But this is the crazy reality of cancel culture. An account with two followers tweets to a brand, and the brand just goes, alright, I have to wonder. I'm gonna make a bold, uh, a bold, um, I'm not gonna call it an accusation, cause, uh, I don't wanna get sued. I'm going to speculate

wildly. Could it be that when it comes to these sponsor spots, these companies know they can't legally exit a contract they want to exit yeah except for morality clauses right so let's say you know i sponsor ian and the contract is like a two-year deal where x amount of times per month ian will shout out you you know, Tim's fancy water. And then there comes a point where I'm like, yo, we're not selling as much as we thought we were going to sell.

And this ad deal seems to be a bad deal for us. But we locked in a two year contract with them for sponsorship. We're only I'm only selling one bottle of water every time, you know, Ian does a shout out, but it's costing me as much as 10 bottles of water's worth for the shout out. I'm losing money. Can't break the contract, right? Ah, but what if costing me as much as 10 bottles of water's worth for the shout out. I'm losing money. Can't break the contract, right? Ah. But what if someone tweets, Ian is a bigot.

Now I've got a morality clause in the contract saying, oh, well, you know. It could basically be a bot account. Yeah, it actually could be. Yeah, it could be a clever way. What if cancel culture... I obviously think there's a lot of cancel culture that's legitimate psychopaths tweeting stupid things and getting people fired.

But I have to wonder if there's a decent amount of fake cancel culture designed to help people escape contracts they don't want to be in anymore and not fulfill their obligations to these other companies. Yeah. I would say it must be because you thought of it. I mean, it's not proof that it happened, but I mean, that's not that... It doesn't sound that complicated. Yeah. Twitter is used for so many different things. I remember Howard Stern would talk about

they would have these sort of like... And this is so many years ago. Basically, they'd have these extra accounts that they would use to help get guests on the show by just tweeting at people. And it's kind of like it's controlled. Not opposition, but like, you know, kind of manipulation yeah it's creepy but they do it they're called sock puppet accounts where one person will have a bunch of accounts they control

this is different from like a bot for instance it'll be a real person behind every account they'll use different pictures and different names and so when i saw an account with two followers tweeting this at harry's i was like how did they notice that like harry's has what tens of thousands of followers and this is the one thing they tweeted about and tweeted at i think i think the daily wire should do an investigation figure out you know maybe file a claim or something it's hard to do though because twitter separate company never going to give up user data. And it might just be wild speculation. But doesn't that sound just really weird?

These circumstances? Yeah, you're supposed to ignore the haters. You're supposed to like, especially ones with so few followers. Yeah, seriously. Well, I will tell you this. I am shocked and appalled. And I tweeted about this. And I love people are like, I can't tell if Tim's joking or not.

Harry's sponsor is a bull rider and like they made a video where they're like we're proud to sponsor like the only african-american bull rider in this you know field or whatever and i'm like so let me get this straight they're mad at michael j knowles for their perceived ideological difference for what they support but they are taking a very very hard stance on animal cruelty issues. I'm not saying, actually, I'll tell you straight up. I am no fan of rodeos. I am no fan of bull riding or bull fighting, especially.

It's brutal. Bull riding isn't nearly as bad. Bull fighting is nuts. And I think that stuff should be banned. Absolutely. That's legit torturing animals. They blind them. They starve them.

And that way you can actually compete with a bull because, you know, these dudes don't have what it takes, apparently. And then they're stabbing the bull. That's legit torturing animals. They blind them. They starve them. And that way you can actually compete with a bull because, you know, these dudes don't have what it takes apparently. And then they're stabbing the bull. That's just brutal. Bull riding is very, very different. That's like I don't like the idea of using a bull for entertainment in this way. But I do find it fascinating where they draw the line and what ideology they're willing to support or oppose. Because animal rights and stuff is particularly left. You know, you've got like Pete and his other organizations.

That's why I question about whether or not Harry's actually cares about the Daily Wire and whether Michael J. Knowles is homophobic or transphobic. And whether or not they're just trying to get out of a contract and they don't really believe it. But either way, I'll tell you this. They're a trash company. I would never use their product. Harry's? Yeah. What is it exactly?

Razors, I guess. Like, I don't know. Yeah. Look, man. product harry's yeah what is it exactly razors i guess like i don't know yeah look man i don't i i there's one thing i really hate about companies and it's not their ideology it's more so like spinelessness you know what i mean like if harry's sponsored uh a black lives matter guy or whatever and that was it and then people complained about it i'd be like i don't care whatever like i was mentioning i went to zoomies and they had like the brannett taylor thing and i'm just like whatever man this doesn't bother me whatever people put up whatever signs they want

sometimes i see trump riding a tank with like a velociraptor flying jumping in the background or whatever and i'm just like i get it you know it's the spinelessness it's that harry's shows that they can't back up what you know what they what they set out to do right so they'll sponsor this show and then just sorry we're losers so they had to have known when they signed this deal with the daily wire what exactly the daily wire was there is no like disguising what they what they're all about and ben shapiro talks freely about he's like you know that we're ideologically biased like what would possess them to be like, oh my gosh, someone with two followers tweeted at us.

We're going to notice it. We're going to take action and we're going to sever this deal with this company that this is a big company. Daily Wire has a lot of listeners and followers. So I don't know what they were thinking with that. No, this is crazy. Yeah. I mean, the Daily Wire is the biggest right wing publication, I believe, on the Internet.

I think so. Yeah. No, no joke. Like I think I don't know how much money they bring. I think so. Yeah. No, no joke. Like, I think I don't know how much money they bring. I've heard crazy people saying like, you know, not crazy, but I've heard people saying crazy numbers like 50 million a year or something. She's probably not more than say Fox News or whatever, but things are changing. And the Daily Wire gets something like five times as many engagements as the most prominent

left wing publication. So there was a report from newswhip in 2018 that talks about left you know partisan engagement on on facebook the daily wire gets like 137 million per month yeah and the root the biggest left-wing publication got like 25 million wow yeah so here's harry's basically being like we out burn the bridge we don't yeah we or or maybe they weren't selling razors maybe not yeah yeah you might be right i think they got razor burned oh yeah probably remember when quillette did that thing about toxic masculinity yes oh god yeah oh so bad what was that that was the

gillette thing what was the story so bad so they ran a couple ads where they were talking about how horrible men were there was one where they were showing examples of things guys do yeah pick up a kid like barbecuing and be kids and play with each other would never kick his wife down the stairs i don't know it was just like it was overly woke yeah super but but no but also this is a long time a couple years ago yeah look at this it's like uh gillette me too razors ad on toxic masculinity gets praise and abuse huh it's a bunch of guys grilling with their arms crossed how dare they like you know what and then there was one where i guess like some kids were fighting yeah i'm like yeah like i don't know sure fights are bad but fights happen i guess we tell people

not to fight you know when you train people in martial arts you prepare them for the worst but you tell them not to get into fights i get it but the weird thing about it is like some of the stuff in that ad was just like a guy saw a beautiful woman was like oh when you like wanted to walk up to her and then he gets stopped oh i remember that oh this is crazy because it's really bad because a lot of us women like to get hit on in the street. Yeah. Did you ever see that meme where it's like the woman says, like, catcalling is bad.

And then it's a few years later. She's like, men don't catcall me anymore. And now I'm upset about it. I hate that it makes me sad or something. Get the catcalls while you can, gals. Exactly. It'll last forever. Don't waste it.

I think this is actually very deep because it's disturbing. I went through just to feel like I shouldn't approach a woman and start talking to her gals exactly it'll last forever i think this is actually very deep because it's disturbing i went through just to feel like i shouldn't approach a woman and start talking to her because i'm afraid that she'll think i'm abusing her or something no you have long hair you can get away with yeah bat those eyes yeah you have like a barista look so you're less threatened yeah yeah what so so so the guy in that the guy in that gillette ad who had just like short hair and he looked kind of tall, that's bad. That guy's not allowed. Can't talk to women?

Can't. Nope. What is a guy supposed to do then? And look, don't look at me, right? When you have these commercials literally being like, whoa, don't talk to a woman walking around. You're a woman, right? For now. Right.

So what are men supposed to do when they're told literally don't talk to women you don't know it's crazy tinder it's yeah it's really frustrating i think it's making a lot of guys confused um no i'm i'm for talking to women like everything you know passing notes in the hall i like i don't know i mean i have a boyfriend but it's like it's okay it's okay to like express your like for someone or a crush or it's, I just don't like the way it's heading. Where a guy shouldn't be afraid to talk to somebody. Right, right.

But it is true that if you're like, if you're walking down the street and a guy says, nice day, he just literally harassed you and should be arrested, right? I'd be like, by day, do you mean like my boobs or my ass? Yeah, exactly. Clearly you meant to say i know this anyway have you seen that uh five what was it was it five hours or was it 10 hours of walking through new york as a woman yeah yeah yeah where like there's one clip where the guy says hello and then they show that as though that's toxic masculinity like you can't talk to women that way interesting yeah so like if you like if she gets hit on a bunch of times by gruesome dudes, then the one guy who's like, hey, is just it's by association. She feels like he's gruesome because she's over it.

Look, man, there's like some really weird videos. There was one video on Reddit where a guy wearing a hoodie and a mask. He's wearing a mask because it's COVID follows this woman and she's holding her camera up, filming behind her. And she turns, he follows her the whole time. And then she goes into a skate park and then she walks up to some skater dude sitting on a ledge and she's like, this guy's following me, help.

And then she sits down. They're like, sit down with us. You're cool. And then she points the camera and he's standing like 10 feet in front of all of these random people. Like there's legit creepo dudes. Oh, yeah. I totally get that.

Yeah. A lot of them are my fans. Yeah. Shout out. So they'll follow. They'll follow you and stand there in front of you. I love it. Yeah.

But then there's like that video about the women walking through New York. And some of these things were like a guy was like, nice day. Howdy. And that's harassment, though. That's regular stuff. Don't don't stop saying nice day.dy and that's harassment though that's regular stuff don't don't stop saying nice day i don't know i think i think it's it's still kind of trendy for certain types of women to get attention by like being victims instead of you know like accomplishing stuff but aren't you just internalizing your misogyny so i'm by opposing the feminist narrative was it's like i'm that gif where like it's like the person and all

the math is happening like yep trying to figure out how you're a bigot yeah yep i got like um anxiety like social anxiety as a kid i had it you know i didn't have any sisters or anything so i was always kind of nervous to talk to girls i can only imagine after this movement of like don't don't say hello to a girl on the street like if if I saw that when I was 15, oh, would have been like 10 times harder. Yeah. But but think about what that does. So the guys that don't care will still ask the women on the street and they will get dates because the women will be like, hi. Yeah.

And the more polite guys are kind of taking themselves out of the running. Yep. And then you get Miami. Yeah. Yes. I don't I don. I don't know. Is the twerking the opposite where like maybe what's happening

in the Miami spring break thing is that because guys are no longer asking women, the women have to twerk to get attention? Yeah, make it so obvious. Be like, look, I am literally letting out my scent.

Yes. I'm ready to mate. I'm ready to mate. Yep, let's go. Somebody please put some seed in there. So because we're suppressing like the sexuality, now it's exploding out in these twerk fests. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a crazy thing, though. If guys don't ask women, how do women react to this? It's almost like an inadvertent social experiment where forever we've had dudes basically court women you know pitch woo but you ever see a video of like there's a really funny video of these little birds and they're like they're like little black birds and then the one bird like the male bird is like jumping back and forth and doing this crazy crazy dance like and then and the female birds like looking at him like is he gay no it's the opposite yeah she's like do i want to have this dancing bird's children

his dance that good like the dude's trying his hardest like come on lady look at me dance you've seen you've seen peacocks and peahens right yeah yeah he's like yo look at my check me out so you know humans clearly have that where the guy's like you know trying to impress the woman now it's you can't do that anymore which sucks because there's so many women who love being approached still. And we like, and still like, don't like to be the aggressors. Don't like to be the ones to make the first move. There's still, I mean, I know we're out there. I know it's like, not just me.

You do exist. But now, so I'm wondering now with like that social norm being changed, what happens to, like, what's the female response to it? Just a lot of like sighing and then you go by a vibrator i don't know pretty much yeah i do maybe i mean like men are in this position where they're told no quite literally look look i get it harassment is bad you know these videos of these dudes following women and saying awful things to them that's disgusting yeah but when they include in these videos a dude saying like howdy ma'am nice day i'm like that's you can't say that to anybody i

say that to dudes you know what i mean so if guys are are told you can't say it to women i don't think the legit response from women is going to be twerking in the streets like we are seeing mass twerking in miami i think it's something else maybe you were right about the vibrator thing or whatever sure but like i'm just saying i don't i don't know if we can speculate i'm wondering how women respond to this because men are being told socially if you do this you are bad you can get canceled you can lose your job all the stuff there's no restriction on women so do women now start approaching men you know i guess but like that's not gonna make these women want to approach men like if it's in your nature to want to be pursued to want to be like the receiver right of the

attention like i think you're gonna be like all right i guess i have to do this but you're not gonna like it you're like i guess i have to be the one to like talk to a guy and then it's like and then you're gonna get beaten out over the women that are like more competitive or like more vocal. But I wonder, though, I wonder how much it's true that guys don't like women making the first move and women want guys to make the first move and how these relationships will work with this like really dramatic and rapid change in the social dynamic. You know, I think I'll still I think women will start to develop like colorful feathers probably yeah i can see it well we've seen this a little bit where um where women don't like men who don't earn as much as they do and yeah they hate earning

yeah there's counterparts studies out that like especially millennial women are resentful if they if they make more than they tend to right and they get divorces yep yeah they get divorces. Yep. Yeah, couples where the woman makes more, they're more likely to end a divorce. And then like all the feminist blogs basically say it's men's fault. Of course it is. I wonder if there's something there too, like guys don't write about their feelings.

No. Yeah. They're encouraged not to or to show them. See, that's the patriarchy. I'm told. Well, it sounds like it just sucks for men, right? Well, actually, actually, think about the ramifications of this. So if men don't express their feelings, and assuming that's true, then men are less likely

to write opinion pieces about their feelings. I don't know if that's true. Maybe it's true. If feminists, if women end up being the ones to primarily write about how they feel about things, then you will see in this static gender neutral format, text on paper, you know, white, you know, letters on the screen, a story about what is right and what is wrong. And I wonder how many people actually read the byline to see who wrote it and consider the gender of the individual. So how often do we hear about, hey, you know, men should not approach women. It's written by a woman.

But guys, when they read it, they don't see that part. They just see catcalling is wrong and they think catcalling is wrong. I mean, I guess if women are saying don't approach women, then you've got a problem because women don't want men to approach them.

But maybe it's just the 1% of feminist women who work in these blogs that are speaking for every woman and then guys don't approach women anymore. Because like the type of woman who wants to be approached probably is not the same type that's going to be a blogger. Yep.

That's fair. Yeah. Why? Why? Like why? I think because if you if you like to be right, like if you like to be approached, you like to be like whatever the prize, you're not going to be like, this is how I feel. You know what I mean?

I don't know. I'm maybe I'm stereotyping. No, I see what you're not going to be like this is how i feel you know what i mean i don't know i'm maybe i'm stereotyping no i see what you're saying though like the people who throw themselves out there versus the people who want to have you know attention thrown at them interesting i think we may have come up with an interesting hypothesis and social dynamics of the modern era yeah the women who are writing the feminist blogs are not the kind of women that want to receive attention they're the kind of women that want to receive attention. They're the kind of women who want to assert. Yeah. Just like look at who's noisiest on Twitter.

Yeah. Who does the most canceling. It's like the mouthiest people. And like we forget like Twitter is not is not everybody. It's just the most vocal group. It's like two percent of people actively tweet. Wow. And so like one point one percent of them are left and then of that it's like

probably like you know the 90 percent of that one percent is far far left and then there's like moderate liberal and establishment liberal types but that's like one percent of the country is tweeting this left crazy stuff that's dominating our culture and changing the way we communicate with each other i think you just gotta go live in the middle crazy stuff that's dominating our culture and changing the way we communicate with each other. I think you just gotta go live in the middle of nowhere. That's like the solution. Yeah. You can just do whatever. I wonder if you consider me an active tweeter. I'll do like one a week sometimes. No.

That's inactive. But inactive tweeters just don't tweet. True. They follow. In this algorithm of 2% of Twitter users actually tweet. Was that what it was? 22% of Americans have a Twitter account, but only 2%, I think, actively tweet. I wonder if I'd be considered in that 2%, even though sometimes I won't tweet more than twice a week or once. You might be if they redo this test now.

I don't think so for the purpose of this statement because when they did it, it was monthly active users. So you might have been considered then. Now they switch to daily. So I don't think you would be considered in an active user base today. But you probably would qualify for the sake of this to clarify. And I barely tweet. So you think that if it's a very small percentage of people are considered active tweeters, the ones that are really tweeting a lot are probably like a very small percentage because there's probably a lot of people there are some people who tweet like 400 times a day

blue checky feminists bloggers just like it's like at certain points like do you have an off switch because like i get it i hear your feelings man but it's like there's there's there's you know it's possible to to uh have a diary i don't know. Yeah, it's eternal. I was going to say, to give out too much, too much information. Oh, that's for sure. Yeah, absolutely. So what's the future that's going to be? What's your prediction on guys not talking to women?

It's tricky. The whole dynamic is changing. That's already been a trend, is like guys being afraid to approach women. But at the end of the day, it's like you can't fight the moonlight, right? That's what spring break is all about. Like at the end of the day, you're still going to have like moonlight right that's what spring break is all about like at the end of the day you're still gonna have like a certain percentage of guys that are like oh she looks good i'm gonna go talk to her i don't think the people are going to spring break are in this world though right they're probably not tweeting yeah they don't know anything about this they're just showing up going like party

you know and then they're just like yes it's like the weird what's this weird group of people that we exist in this like very active internet culture debate stuff it's called nerds yeah there are so many nerds that make youtube videos i don't know it's like white liberal you know what i mean yeah here's what i feel like it's kind of like you know you have new york like you live in new york right you do so you don't fall in line you don't you don't fall in line. You don't fall into the same category as these ultra-woke progressives. Ugh, no. But you are in New York. You're around them.

Yeah. So it's like the real issue, I think, is conservatives sitting back, mocking the left, while there is a faction of people that were supposed to be on the left, not politically homeless, going at it with the woke feminists but the woke feminist types and like critical race theorists have all the cultural power it's like a weird dynamic and there's so many people who don't say anything because they don't want to get fired they don't want to like lose jobs lose friends like we've had a year of basically like left leftist culture glamorizing you know stop break up with your trump voting boyfriend stop talking

to your dad or your uncle who are conservative like oh like anybody who watches fox is a horrible person like just it's been okay to just cut off everybody in your family friends um so i think right the politically homeless conservatives that don't want to get fired uh i think it just sort of takes out huge chunks of people from the conversation. Dude, these people thought that they could just join in the mob, right? That when the mob

started going around with torches, screaming about bigoted, racist, whatever, some people were like, I know if I hide in the mob, I'll be safe. It's not true anymore. So there is that lady,

Alexi McCammond, who you hear about her she's uh a female poc and she was going to be the editor-in-chief of teen vogue oh yes i heard about this but 10 years ago she tweeted some disparaging things about asians when she was 17 well so you're saying she was an adult i mean 17 is not an adult. She was a minor. Adult enough, I suppose. So basically, these people thought, right, right, right. I'm kidding, by the way. She was 17.

It's sweet or dumb. But she lost her job. And then the company lost a seven-figure deal. So a lot of people who were thinking, I will go along with what the mob says. And what the mob was saying at the time was like mocking Asians was okay. Now they're saying it's not okay. And so all these people are now starting to get canceled themselves so this is the problem with joining the uh the woke mob when the rules change because there are no real rules they will cancel you

because you said racist things yeah jokes whatever like you said talked about white supremacy and once that becomes taboo and they realize how racist it was, they're going to cancel all the people that were screaming white supremacy. Well, I'm talking specifically about the Asian stuff, right? So we were joking on this show that I'm double white because I'm part Asian. And so I have like, you know, extra privilege, you know, more than whatever. But now you can say it more than me. More than you

ian okay white male but now now we have this big thing about stop asian hate and now all of a sudden it's like now it's actually against the woke rules so let me show you this this thing that's going on with this writer and then uh we'll just talk about what's going on with more cancel culture stuff i guess because why not ellery smith this is the the big thing happening right now as as wokeness come home comes home to roost you've got this this writer she says uh what is a witch from hell with references writer at robot chicken producer and host but she tweeted in 2013 who knows how old she was? She said that she tweeted homemade Pad Thai. And then she said she did not put her cat into it, though. And so I get the joke.

I think the problem with that joke is that no one accuses Thai people of putting their cats in their food. That was a joke about stereotyping Chinese people and Chinese restaurants in America. So it's just awful writing. If she should be canceled, it's because she's confusing her tropes and her stereotypes. Just terrible. Come on. Right. It would have made more sense like, oh, I'm making Thai food.

I'm not going to put a seven-year-old boy in it. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. Isn't the thing people make fun of like oh you go to thailand to get a kid i don't know oh i see i see well like you're a comedian don't you have to like research what you're talking about before you just help it does help yeah like it didn't work just now so yeah yeah you see like could you imagine a comedian getting up there and just like saying something

that was just made no sense and no one understood and it wouldn't hit and you would learn your lesson and you would adjust and you don't really get that with twitter even if you don't get a lot of likes or retweets like there's people who just they don't learn the lesson like oh that wasn't funny or that wasn't clever here's the problem with this with with this woman specifically so i normally don't like to call out the individuals by name i try to focus on the ideas but this is important because she tweeted on uh just a few days ago, a week ago. Remember when someone had their SNL offer revoked after using an anti-Asian slur and so many people thought it was an overreaction? Hateful language begets violence.

Hateful jokes beget violence. They minimize and they dehumanize and they allow for the normalization of terror. Huh. This is the perfect example of this woman. She's a writer at robot chicken mind you like robot chicken does offensive comedy okay they're fine i'm fine robot chicken's fine but uh it's it's seth green's show he's the voice of chris on family guy family guy is like the epitome of racism you know right i shouldn't say racist jokes and like stereotypical humor and stuff

it's fine i get it it's family guy they're It's funny. What she's trying to do is duck and keep her head down in the mob. Well, now they've come for her. Now they've pointed out her own tweet. She could have just shut up and stayed uninvolved, but she decided to join the mob to protect herself, and it's only made her more vulnerable. Now, here's the best part. She's responded twice, and she keeps making it worse. Yeah, just stop.

She says, I posted a tasteless racist tweet when i was 17 it was disgusting and normalized the exact kind of violence i meant luckily i have been willing able to grow in the past eight years so i look a lot more like the girl on the left than i do on the right she blocked anyone from replying to this it didn't work people started coming after her saying so she admits she's racist she admits that this is who she is well much like a person in quicksand struggling and frantically trying to get out and then only sinking quicker actually i don't think that's true about quicksand that's probably just like from a movie you gotta lay on your back if you're in quicksand is quicksand even a real thing? Yeah. I stepped in it once.

Really? Went like up to my thigh. It was crazy. And you couldn't get out? It got, I tried to pull my leg out and my shoe came off. Yeah. Whoa. But I wasn't very deep.

Imagine having people like putting their junk in the quicksand. That would be awesome. Then you're, that would be awesome. Then you're laying down an hour of spermatite. All right. Yeah, you lay, get a stick and put it behind you and then lay back on it if you can. My friends, I would like to describe what we're about to show you as someone setting a fire in their own home, then getting called out for it, panicking, and setting another fire in their own home, and then burning their home down. So bad. So this writer for Robot Chicken, after getting, you know, attacked for being racist, then saying, yes, yes, you know, she knows she's racist and getting attacked even more, decided the best thing to do is to triple down on her admitted racism by saying, the things I said in 2013 and in instances both before and after are incredibly racist and yes, violent. Bingo.

They contributed to an ongoing and longstanding culture of danger and hatred. They are not excusable at any age and I am deeply sorry. Wow. Talk about, I accidentally burned my house down and now I'm going to immolate myself.

That'll help. Yeah, don't throw me a bone. I deserve it. Goodbye, world. She tweeted a stupid joke in 2013 that was just a dumb joke. Then eight years later, someone calls her out. So she panics, calls herself a racist. Then when she gets called it again, she panics and calls herself a violent racist who is unworthy of any of any

excuse okay dude she needs to step down from her job she needs to quit it's the only way all of these people must quit now i'm not racist i can't be because i'm part asian now as for the two of you i don't know i don't think i'm racist well you're white those are the rules i make them up oh god and if you deny if you deny you're racist that proves you're racist that's actually part of the whole thing they're pushing i like talking about race as like scientifically and like what do they call it race um oh that's racist yeah well it's racial but that's different than racist yes and there's like racism with a small r and then racism with the big r where it's like you might talk about race and that's racist with the adjective.

But if you're not hating on it, then you're not being like a big R racist. No, no, no, no, no. No matter what you say at any point for any reason anywhere, Ian, you're white. You're racist. Period. Done. That's how that's the rules. So good at this.

Do I get some kind of ginger immunity? Like, am I? No, I think gingers are like ultra white. Hey, whoa. Okay. Oh, no. some kind of ginger immunity like am i no i think gingers are like ultra white hey whoa okay oh no aren't they isn't there like a thing where like they're replacing gingers in movies with poc what there's like a that was like a meme how much more colorful can you be like there was a there was a meme about it where there was like three disney movies or something where like they had ginger characters and then they replaced them with like non-white characters and people were

like they're coming for the gingers or whatever. That makes me sad. I think there's something about ginger that's like, they say that you're double white or something. Super white. Super white. Yeah, like my favorite kind of tuna when I get sushi. There you go. Super white.

Oh, yeah, white tuna. It's good. It's great. Super white. It's super white. What is it that makes it ginger? Do you know what the chemical is? I don't know.

Something about not having a soul makes it ginger. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it's it. It's great. Aren't people with red hair more responsive to radiation? Oh, yeah. You get sunburns. Sun is bad. Oh, yeah.

You can't tan. But you can see in the dark. Right. And you're crazy. So that helps. So I'm told. People with blue eyes can see better in the dark

than people with brown eyes. Really? I can see really good in the dark. Yeah. Do you have'm told. Yeah. People with blue eyes can see better in the dark than people with brown eyes. Really? I can see really good in the dark. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have blue eyes? Yeah. And I was in Dallas when all the black ads happened because I was performing at a club

out there. And I just got really used to walking around the hotel in the dark. I was like, this is great. I know where I'm going. That's crazy. So what can we do to encourage all of these woke people to quit their jobs? Just quit. Just get out you know they're just gonna do it to themselves yeah you know they can they can quit faster you know what

i mean they could yeah they could hire a person of color to replace them that would be i think the noble thing to do that's yeah they never do that though they really don't yeah they talk a big game but then when it comes time to like actually replace them with someone who would represent what they claimed to be for yeah radio silence just crickets and i say i'm gonna i'm gonna take the uh the alternate route and say i don't want them to quit because it's like do you want to heal the organ or cut the organ out and often cutting the organ out is a is a drastic what if the organ is woke though i mean yeah massage the organ every time you drink it goes i don't know i think drinking is okay unless unless you're drinking the wrong kind of drink like oh right if you're white and you drink tequila that's like

your liver gets mad like whoa that's cultural appropriation. Oh, that's good to know. If you have a woke stomach and you eat veal, it's like, ugh, really? Yes. No, I don't know. We talked about this with Harry's. Do the woke really care about animal rights? I don't think so. God, who knows what they... They just care about whatever's in the moment, whatever serves them in the moment.

I don't think they care about anything. I mean, this woman who is accusing herself of being a violent racist is probably one of the funniest like self-owns i have ever seen it's like dude lady just shut up oh my god calm down yeah like you didn't do anything nobody cares you got people tweeting at you it's like 30 people so what and she just keeps making it worse yeah it's always the people say oh words are violence it's like you've never been in a fight have you like that words are words no no no that's exactly why they think it right think about it like have you ever been in a physical fight yes all right so you understand what violence is yeah if you've never been in a fight the worst pain you've ever felt is when someone called you like a doo-doo head so here's this this this this ellery woman you know and she's

probably growing up in some like affluent, you know, New York suburb or whatever. Gets a job, well, I don't know, probably California, writing for a chicken. And so now the worst thing she's ever experienced was when, you know, a girl at her high school called her fugly. And then all of a sudden she was like, and like hyperventilating, like this pain, what am I feeling? I was called the name.

And then she's like, wow, is that how other people feel when they're insulted? Some people. Yeah. So that's why she's like, it's violence to say that. Meanwhile, if you've ever been punched in the face, you're like, I don't care what you call me. Just don't punch me in the face. You know, what's really bothering me is her twisted humor is basically what got her the job with Robot Chicken. No doubt.

Like that was it's run by the dude from Family Guy, who's one of the most racist comedy shows on the TV. I would say stereotypical humor. Their intent isn't to be like, they're not intending to be racist. It's not to harm, yes. To make fun of everybody. And all the racists.

No, not anymore. They announced they wouldn't make fun of gay people anymore. So they've clearly decided some things are off limits, which is really interesting. Because then, what about making fun of Jewish people is okay to the writers of Family Guy? You know what I mean? Like, when they were saying, we'll make fun of everybody, I'm like, I get it. We make fun of everybody. Dave Chappelle does it.

Joe Rogan. Ricky Gervais. We poke fun at everybody because, you know, we want to show we're all on equal footing. We're all worthy of criticism. When Family Guy says, nah, says no no no not some groups we're like so you think it's okay to mock some groups of people not others now you're getting into creepy territory because now i'm kind of like what do you it makes it worse how do you actually feel because look you know i point i brought this up in uh a segment i did earlier. There's this super, like, there's this voice actress named Tara Strong. I think that's her name.

And she does, like, Harley Quinn from Batman. She's like Timmy Turner. She's also done voices for Family Guy. And she did this one really racist Asian stereotype making fun of female, like, Asian women. And I'm like, this is a woman who on twitter screams all day and night about like trump being bad and bigotry and all the stuff meanwhile she's done a ton of really offensive racist stuff like she was also undrawn together super racist stuff and i'm like yo lady like i don't care if you voice these characters you want to make jokes but then how are you going

to go on twitter and act like that's wrong when you literally do it? Well, that was her job. You know, it was OK. No, but here's the point. It was OK back then. Making fun of these people was OK back then. Well, that's all changing now. All right. So let's cancel family guy. Let's cancel.

You know, drawn together is already canceled, but we'll get that off. We'll get it all off the air. Robot chicken. You're gone. What else is getting purged? South Park. Oh, man. South Park.

Yeah, definitely. Simpsons. South Park's got to go. Yeah, definitely. The Simpsons? No, but think about it, right? So I'm joking when I say this, but they're probably hoping that's the result. Like the woke want to get rid of all this stuff. They want to just like destroy culture and have like this revolution. So they're probably super excited at the idea of Family Guy getting canceled because they done a bunch of racist jokes. I get it's stereotypical jokes like making people the

butt of your joke it's not the right it's not my favorite kind of humor like it's easy to to tear someone down and get a laugh by everyone else but but and like it's it's more challenging to make everyone laugh with just some you know idiosyncrasy you notice about reality that's my favorite kind of humor i think so i see why why they don't want it anymore, but canceling it outright seems so ridiculous. It's so misplaced because in a comedy club, you could totally roast a guy. If you're a comic, you can roast anybody at the show,

and it would crush, and it would be great, and then you leave, oh, what a great show. Call the guy gay in the front row with a pink shirt. Everybody would laugh. It's like there's just easy things and it's kind of just like these feelings are misplaced now because it's all in our pocket and people who aren't seeking out comedy who aren't funny who have no sense of humor it's like well now i'm looking at it and i can give my opinion right away and i feel like i have the power to destroy this thing or this person it's almost like people who you know don't have a great sense

of humor are being exposed to comedy and they just like don't know what to do with it they're weirdo robot people i don't know if it was ryan long who told us this but uh it might have been but you can tell me what your thoughts are having done comedy i think it was ryan but i'm not sure so i want to put words in his mouth but we were being told that when you're doing comedy and you're ribbing on like some group of people not like based on race but like if you're talking about motorcycle riders there will be like you know some people in the corner like oh like make fun of us make fun of us yeah people like it that you're you're kidding yourself you're lying to yourself if you haven't laughed at a racial joke even the most woke people like right now are in a room somewhere

making fun of white people white people do this it's like we've all laughed at another group and we wouldn't laugh if it wasn't kind of true well humans i was reading about stereotypes in comedy and they were saying that humans recognize patterns but patterns aren't always correct and one of the things that kind of makes it funny is recognizing what seems to be a pattern that's not necessarily correct. So we have this card game called Right or Racist. So Cassandra got it for me for my birthday and it's an okay game. I'm not going to say it's the best game

in the world. I think it's fun and shout out to the people who made the game and hit me up because we showed it before. But it's good in that it asks you a question or makes a statement and they have to determine if that statement is true or if it is a stereotype. And what makes the game funny is when sometimes the stereotypes are true. And so it asks you a question, and it'll be like, I won't give an actual question from the game because YouTube will ban me.

But some of them are intense. Some of them are intense. I'll be like, dude, that is so racist. It's true. What? That's right. Whoa. But here's the point of the game.

It's like it'll say something about women. And then who's going to be brave enough to assert that it's true? Because then when it's not true, it's like, ah, you're racist or whatever. Or I guess stereotypical because you're not racist against women. But that's what's funny about it is it'll say like a study found that x percent of people from india do this one thing and then everyone's kind of like i feel like that's true but is that racist i know you feel so racist when you say true and then but what happens is people are like i don't want to i don't want to i don't want to sound racist so i'm gonna say it's not

true and then you flip it over and it's like it it is true. And you're like, oh, geez. Like, I have been in a lot of smelly cabs. Oh, God. What am I going to say? Yeah. But there is a question about cab drivers in New York and their ethnicity, the national origin. And then it asks you if it's true. I do think there are some issues with question formatting because I think it could have been

done better. But it's a really good idea for a game that is really funny when people are forced to, like, you lay down a card and the card says it's right. So everyone gets to see you saying that stereotype is true. But the point I'm making is what's funny about that game is what's funny about the jokes on Family Guy, right? So there was a joke they made where like uh i'm allowed to say this joke by the way because i'm part asian okay you guys can't say these jokes you're not allowed that's how it works right and it's it's it's alex borstein who is the voice of lois and they said something like that's worse than an asian woman driving or

something or trying to perform a lane change i don't know what it is but she's driving and she's like how how many uh how much turn signal do I need to change eight lanes? Zero. Okay, I'll turn now. Good luck, everybody else. And then she just drives across the highway and everyone crashes and all the cars are exploding. Okay, clearly that's not a real thing.

But they're making a stereotypical joke about Asian women being bad drivers, which I don't know if there's any data to back that up. But it's a joke. That's it i i've never looked at these jokes like when i watched i used to i used to be uh i would say well i'll put it this way i used to be a fan of a lot more celebrities until i saw them tweet yeah right but when i saw the joke from family guy where they make fun of asian women they basically make fun of asian women for having small tits and it's tara strong who's doing it. And she's like, you know, very hardcore TDS.

I'd never cared. Tit derangement syndrome? Sure. Well, no, but like, but like, you know, when they're on Twitter and they're like, I'm so woke and we're all the best, most noble people. And I'm like, dude, the conservatives aren't the ones in Hollywood making these racist jokes all day. It's you guys.

That's the problem is a double standard of hypocrisy. I never had a problem with jokes about Asian people I guess. And then when I say that the woke people are like, well, it's because you're white. And I'm like, well, I never had a problem with jokes about white people either. It's the hypocrisy. You're like, racist jokes are wrong. But white people, I'm like, no, no, you don't get to do that. The only wrong joke is the

joke that no one laughs at. There you go. Yeah. And maybe that's it it maybe they're just not funny people yes for sure for six years i hosted a show at the stonewall in uh and it was a great show and then but i was noticing like oh i'm not getting like a ton of i don't know like the fans coming to my other shows or like i'm not getting a lot of followers and then as i grew older my sense of humor developed and you realized it was because you're a woman and men are bad people yeah and i was like what is this am i not i realized i wasn't a bisexual i just was fun at parties so um and then i eventually like got older my sense of humor changed i'd like realize i was

libertarian and then i like got a show on compound media and i'm like oh wow and like these people love comedy. They're showing up to shows. They're following me. They buy our merch. It's like, oh, these people just like comedy. I was reading this article about a woman who became a comic and then quit

because she was like, men didn't laugh at my jokes because they're bigots. I'm like, no, like legit. And I'm like, yeah, you're just not funny dude you know that's the weird thing there did you ever see did you ever see that thing there was a woman who dressed up like a man do you ever see that she was doing stand-up and she thought the reason guys wouldn't let people what she thought the reason people didn't laugh at her jokes because she was a woman so she dressed up like a guy and then did the set and nobody laughed. And then her boyfriend was like,

she left crying and she's like, I don't want to do this anymore. And he's like, I'm sorry, babe. And it's like, maybe you're just not funny. Was that Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Voss?

Yeah. Yeah. I know those. I know those guys. Was that, was that real? Was that legit? I think it was.

It might've been part of a documentary. I think like women aren't funny or women aren't funny it wasn't a good example it's at least like yeah try that with a more like a manlier set but yeah did you who was it was it richard dawkins said women aren't funny a lot of people say it yeah i understand it may have been dawkins and i i i could be wrong but there he was saying, women aren't funny because they don't need to be funny. It's true. What have I been wasting all this time? What are you doing?

What he was saying is that, like, from a biological standpoint, men are trying to attract women by asserting dominance, by entertaining, and women don't have to do that, so they didn't need to be funny. True. It's like they're, like,'re like peacocking yeah it's true i noticed with um physical comedy it it helps if you have short hair or like no moment nothing like distracting from the face when you move because if you turn your head real fast and this is like flopping it distracts everybody but if it's just one flashy movement then you can like snap get people like jim carrey was so good because his hair was always like static like it's one so maybe that's women with long hair or is distracting the audience a lot that you have to uh figure out when you're like a girl doing comedy because i had a

a point where i was like i was showing more cleavage on stage i was wearing tighter dresses and i remember it would work i would get advice from people being like, you know, you should really wear like a jacket and pants and like, you know, like legends of comedy. Like this one woman, Gladys, like a lot of people look up to her for comedy advice and she's like, you need to wear like a jacket with shoulders and pants.

And I was like, are you talking about Ellen in the 90s? That's how I have to dress? I just couldn't do it. Cause I was like, I just didn't want to, I wanted to be myself on stage, but I would realize like you look at the crowd you're like you see people getting distracted you see somebody like looking at your tits like you see a woman being like oh is is my guy like laughing right too hard at her you're like okay these are distractions that i can limit without like uh tossing away who i am yeah as a person i like that

what do you guys think about stereotypes going forward you think it's gonna keep them you think yeah you know you know what i think about women in comedy is that i wonder if women are trying too much to be like men and so they model their comedy after offer they model their comedy off of a guy's style instead of finding their own style. I was thinking this because I saw Nikki Glaser. That's her name, right? She's hilarious. I love her.

When she roasted, I think she roasted Alec Baldwin. Yeah. Oh, man, that was some of the best comedy ever seen. But the way her demeanor was, was very feminine, was very stereotypically like woman and it was an interesting way she was like she almost like the way she talked was not like a guy it was like a woman and i'm like man i started thinking about i'm like maybe that's one of one factor perhaps that there will be a lot of women who try to give they try to deliver their humor in the same way they saw a guy do it not realizing that socially it doesn't necessarily make sense the same way when a guy would say it absolutely like i'll see a lot of women comics and

they'll either do that thing you're mentioning to him like well they'll try to deliver or do jokes like edgy jokes like they think a guy would oh because these these guys get successful this way and i want to be successful so let me follow that model and then you have other like comics girl comics starting out and you're like well i have And you're like, well, I have to be like Amy Schumer. I have to be like Whitney Cummings. I had to be super left. And I was that way when I started just because that all my friends were liberals. Like I was a liberal coming out of college.

So I just was like, all right, this is what I have to do. Like lean into the feminism stuff, talk about how much men suck. And so I think you feel pressure starting out to either go that way. And the ones that break ahead of the pack and become successful are the ones that like are true to their selves and they're true to their voice because an audience can tell when you're like not comfortable in your own right and the thing about

amy schumer that she makes disgusting jokes that are like not really jokes yeah you know yeah and she's not even doing stand-up anymore i mean she's just selling mayo thank god really she was in a mayo commercial in the super bowl hey well good for her she made money right yeah she's just selling mayo. Really? She was in a mayo commercial in the Super Bowl. Hey, well, good for her. She made money, right? Yeah. She's doing what she loves. Her kind of humor was basically just like talking about her junk.

Right. Right. Like to be graphic for the sake of being graphic, you know? Yeah. Again, like if it's funny, people will laugh. But right. That maybe was like, OK okay maybe she's forcing i think that's another case of women trying to take men's comedy and be like i'm gonna do it this way because

this works for guys i'm gonna be dirty and gross and raunchy and talk about stuff that no one wants to hear about my goodness and then it'll work for me when when nikki glaser was roasting alec baldwin she was gross what did she say like um we'll keep this one family friend friendly but she said that uh alec baldwin's reproductive fluid must be like oatmeal at this point that's different but like did she talk about his bald twins reproductive fluid you mean alcohol just for the just for the for the for the people who have families out there who are who you know for whatever reason have their kids listening. Hey, we do all right with the family friendly stuff.

We try. But it was like, it was her delivery. It was her attitude. Right. It was the way she was explaining it. It was like, I believed she was genuine, like you were saying. Yeah, like a sassy broad instead of like trying to be like, uh, like one of the guys. Yeah.

Yeah, that's fair. That's a good point. That reminds me of another family guy joke where he's like, you know, they're like, that's almost as bad or whatever the callback thing is as like that one woman hanging out with the guys trying to prove that she's a sports fan.

Oh, yeah. And it's like guys just sitting there with their eyes half closed, like drinking beer. And there's the woman going like, I like sports. Sports are awesome. Aren't sports great?

Football. Yeah, you guys like sports. And it's like, okay, we get it. Like, you guys like sports it's like okay we get it like you like sports that's just not how people act you know well because like women you have the tendency to like people please and like you pick up what other people like so you're like oh i want to like what they like so that they like me and then you grow up and you realize like oh just just do you and have your tits out and guys will like you it'll be great yeah it'll be fine and then you could just stand there not tell jokes and then guys will eventually start giving you money you know

what maybe maybe actually there could be a place specifically for women yeah who have have mastered this you know speechless form of entertainment where they're showing their bodies right we could put like you know make to make it so easier for them to move around we can put a pole on the stage some sort of club. So everyone could see them equally. So that your view of the woman is not ruined. And the guys just give the women the money directly. Throwing the money on the stage.

Just straight to them. No middleman. Take the middleman. Yeah, taxes. Love it. Truly libertarian. Put it on an item of their clothing. Just fold it in there. No, I think that is kind of sad for like – I shouldn't say sad, but that is a factor for women in entertainment.

Because I remember there's this YouTube channel where this woman plays guitar. She plays acoustic guitar and she sings. Oh, yeah. Millions of views. And so this was years ago. I was looking at – I got recommended this video and I'm like, oh, this is you know, rendition of like, I don't know, Eleanor Rigby or something. And then I noticed like early videos from her had no views at all. Just like very little.

A couple hundred. And then all of a sudden one day, boom, hundreds of thousands, 500,000, then million, million, million. She plays acoustic guitar. And one thing changed from that video with no views to the video with hundreds of thousands. And you know what it was? Implants. Cleavage. Cleavage.

Cleavage. Yeah, you went a little overboard on that one. Not that far. No, she just started wearing low cut tops and then her boobs were on top of the guitar

when she played right front and center and all of a sudden it was like boom views skyrocketed. Why do you think I'm wearing this top, Tim? I'm trying to get your views up.

I'm trying to get my views up. It's working. It's working. my views up. It's working. It's working. It's working. It's working. Tune in. Yes. Yeah, I don't know.

Is that... How do you feel about that? Because I know it's probably a bunch of feminists who are screaming. Tits sell everything. That's true. 100%. People are motivated by tits. You know, people work harder because of tits.

It's magical. People build things because of tits. That's magical. People build things because of tits. That's right. Civilization. Even as a guy, I would notice when I made videos shirtless, they'd get way more views. Oh, this is, I love this one. I love, it was like, okay, Cupid, when they used to put out the data sets. They don't anymore because they'll get canceled if they do.

But it was like, you have all these women that, this is also an interesting factor in the social aspect of how all this stuff works. We're talking about how women respond in terms of social norms and stuff. All of these women on OkCupid were putting things in their profile like, if you're a guy and you're not wearing a shirt in your picture, don't bother messaging me. And then OkCupid put out this data and they're like, actually, they say that, but they're substantially more likely to respond to a guy not wearing a shirt they were like the women who put in their profiles don't bother messaging

if you're not wearing a shirt are more likely to respond to a guy who has a fur with no shirt on like I'm not gonna ask for it outright but like if you can sell it

I'll be on your profile that's so crazy though so why would these women put that on their profile if they didn't mean it because they're not trying to they're trying to sound more cerebral they're trying to sound more cerebral.

They're trying to sound like they don't care about looks and your body. And you're like, oh, it's a lie. I just want a nice guy. No, we effing don't. I wonder, though. So I heard once that women don't wear makeup and dress up for guys. They do it for other women. I've heard that, too.

I don't dress up for sleep women. I've heard that too, but like, I don't dress up for sleepovers. Like, I don't dress up and like have my boobs out to go like shopping with a girlfriend. Like,

if I was going to hang out with Lydia all day, I wouldn't like be wearing a push-up bra. Yeah. But like, what about single women? They probably would.

So it's probably trying to attract guys, I guess. Yeah, I think when you're single, you always try, because like, I always remember my mom

would tell me when I was single, she'd be like, you never know, you know, like you just dress up if you're going to the I guess. Yeah, I think when you're single, you always try to, because I always remember my mom would tell me when I was single, she'd be like, you never know. You just dress up if you're going to the deli. Who knows? You might get a half a pound of turkey and a salami

if you're good. Yeah, I know. The strategy. That's actually, I think, a pickup artist thing, though. They say don't pick up women in bars. You pick up women at the deli.

For sure. Because then you find a regular woman who's just doing normal things whereas like the bar is going to be people looking for a good time not necessarily looking for a legitimate relationship true and the laundromat that's something they say too go to the laundromat yeah or like a church or something yeah church for sure yeah if you want to get an arranged marriage for your daughter dog parks dog parks dog park no but i you know not to disparage church people probably got mad but uh Or, yeah, if you want to get an arranged marriage for your daughter. Dog parks. Dog parks. Dog parks, yeah. No, but, you know, not to disparage church. People are probably going to get mad.

But, yeah, yeah, you're not going to find, you're going to find regular people doing regular stuff going about regular things. The deli thing was good advice. Yeah. Comedy shows, good too. Like, if you like to laugh and you like girls who like to laugh, yeah. How would you say, like, the wokeness has affected the comedy scene? It's been really interesting. Like it's always kind of been an irritant over the last few years.

But the last year in the lockdowns has really it's been really fascinating because the woke like liberally comics, they kind of, they'll perform mostly, it would be New York, it would be LA, and everything in between is a flyover state that doesn't deserve our time, our energy, our effort. Like, they're all just dumb Americans, right? So that's where you let out the real racist humor, just totally go at it. Right. So, like, woke comics just perform in New York and LA, usually, because everything else is not worth their time. And so, what have we seen happen?

Like, the woke cities are staying closed the longest and all the wildly woke comics have not developed their chops performing in the rest of the country so guess what like the the non-woke comics have been crushing it over the last year like me and all my buddies at compound media like we're we talk about this all the time like we're we're having a great year like we're getting more work because we're performing all over the country and we haven't ruled out you know any particular state or city um and we're developing our fan bases and and now it used to be way back when like the woe comics kind of had had an edge because they would be more likely to book for like colbert or fallon or they'd get a comedy central special and uh now it

seems like your following has replaced in a sense like your credits so if you have a big enough following through like your podcast or whatever and you can fill a room or a venue um that club is going to be like yeah we want we want you instead of you have this you know you have a letterman uh credit or you have a fallon credit from years ago but nobody's not going to make me any money yeah you have no twitter engagement you have no following, people don't really care about you, in a sense, so... Who are some of the people at Compound Media? Oh, I mean, Aaron Berg is really great.

Gino Bisconti is really great. Pat Dixon's a comedian that performs there, too. Don Jameson, Jim Florentine was just on. We had comedians at the Compound out of New Jersey at TIFF's Ale House this past Friday. It was so great. It's just, and compound media is a subscriber base. So it's kind of nice.

There's no like fear of cancellation because everybody who subscribes like loves comedy. I love it. And nobody's out to do like a gotcha. What is compound media? Is it like a multi-channel network kind of for a group of comedians? It's Anthony Cumia's network. So if you heard of like Opie and Anthony from Sirius, so it's Anthony Cumia's network.

He started it like maybe five or six years ago, just a place to have his own show. And then he brought on, he was co-hosting with Dave Landau for a while, and Dave just left to do Crowder's show. But, I mean, Anthony is not a stand-up comic, but he is funnier than so many comics I know. You got me really optimistic

right now. Yes. Let's think about some of these factors, right? I love it. The anti-woke comics are doing great. I mean, Ryan Long, for instance, Tim Dillon, Andrew Schultz, they're just skyrocketing. You've got these other writers, you know, like this Ellery woman, canceling themselves, publicly declaring that they themselves are violent racists.

Wow, that's going to help you get work in the future. Congratulations. Then you have the hubs of wokeism shut down where they can't even work anyway. So it sounds like the good guys are winning. The people who enjoy humor and understand context and are not part of the cult are succeeding, gaining followers, making money. And the wokeness is eating itself and burning to the ground. For sure. And the audiences that have come out to see me in the last year, it's like they're appreciative.

They want to be entertained. They want to laugh. It's like they almost, it's like they don't care. It's like, it's almost like the racial jokes are doing even better. And like, it's freeing.

It's so freeing. Like I, yeah, we were in New Jersey on Friday and I just was like, just saying a lot of wrong stuff. It's getting huge laughs. Just telling people

they look like proud boys. Like things that you don't think will hit. We're crushing. That's great. Rogan mentioned this quite a bit, that comedians are the last bastion of sanity in any kind of culture war. And even historically, even if the world were to fall apart and then reformulate as a giant

monarchy, the monarch still has a jester that will make fun of him and say the most racist you know the most offensive stuff directly to the king because he needs humor human like humor is part of why we're saying it's it's a pressure release valve yeah we all get anxious we're getting like scared we're getting angry and then someone cracks a joke and it like releases the pressure valve and we all kind of just chill a little bit. Laughter feels good. You know, it pulls you back from that from that despair. And not just jokes, but just saying true statements, like saying the things that everybody is thinking, because it's like, look at our news.

It's been lying to us for how long now? Our influencers lie to us. Our celebrities lie to us. So when you get somebody with a little bit of truth, you're like, oh, I'm not crazy. Right. I'm not alone. It's kind of like George Carlin. You know, there came a point in his career where he literally was not making jokes.

And that was some of the best stuff he ever did, where it's just like he gets on stage and he rants about how messed up everything is and everyone's laughing and i'm like it's kind of sad that we're all laughing at how awful everything is but what was happening was george collins saying something that we all knew to be true but many were scared to say and all of a sudden now they feel relief like i can what i what i know to be true is true i think that's why comedians make excellent podcast hosts. Because when you're performing on stage, you're performing. But when you're on the podcast, you're just able to speak the truth.

And it's like, that's already your job anyway. It just doesn't have to be, you don't have to perform it. And if you say something overtly racist and bigoted, you can just be like, I'm just a comedian. It's not real. I didn't really mean those things about those people. As long as it's not in text. Once it goes into text, like if Dave Chappelle had written all that stuff on Twitter, all those jokes, he'd be canceled right now. Dude, the things Dave Chappelle said in that stand-up special on Netflix were brutal.

I haven't seen it at all. Spicy. Yeah, like he literally squinted his eyes and did the buck teeth thing. Good. And I was, like, I don't know to what degree I'm allowed to be offended or, like, allowed to, like,

defend, I guess, because, you know, how are the rules work? I thought it was hilarious. I thought it was absolutely hilarious. That man's amazing. Yeah, I'm like,

do it. Like, more power to Dave Chappelle. He's made fun of everybody. Good. Everybody deserves to be made fun of. When you remove context, you kind of make yourself

vulnerable for like cancellation that's what twitter is like you remove context in a sense you know yeah tweets tweets are are too short but i will tell you what i'm really loving i have never laughed more than with my recent you know just escapades on twitter anti-tweeting you're liberal journalist now i'm a liberal journalist now i've done it um he's arrived so when joe biden tripped so basically if you're not familiar um i said i hated twitter i don't want to use twitter it's stupid journalists are really dumb and then i realized not tweeting won't solve the problem it's not enough to not. It's not enough to not tweet. It's not enough to not tweet. We must actively anti-tweet. So no, but this is the

thing. You mean Glenn Parler? No, no, no, no, no. A tweet from me would be something like when Joe Biden tripped and fell, I would say something like Joe Biden. Here's my honest opinion. He tried running up the stairs. He's nearly 80 years old. He said when Donald Trump was walking down that ramp slowly, he was like, if it were me, I'd run up the ramp. So he's trying to be like, I'm still with it. I got the oh, and then he falls over and nearly hurts himself. So an anti tweet is when I instead I said, remember when Trump struggled to walk down

a ramp? Joe Biden was clearly just checking his shoe. Conservative bros would be wise to pay attention. So it's anti-tweeting is not necessarily a sarcastic snarky tweet, kind of like that was. To take it one step further, anti-tweeting would be something like, Joe Biden is doing a tremendous job. He's an amazing president. And I respect him highly.

It is not visibly sarcasm. It's just a positive statement. I don't believe. I'm doing it because journalists don't do research. So I tweeted impeach the queen, impeach Queen Elizabeth. And I got an article written up saying journalist calls for the impeachment of Queen Elizabeth. And I'm like, sure. And then PJ Media, which is like a conservative outlet, when I when Itweeted the thing about Joe Biden, you know, checking his

shoe, they actually quoted it and said, liberal journalist, Tim Poole. I'm like, there it is. Ew, you transitioned. That's right. Well, I've always been liberal, you know what I mean? And they've always called me liberal, but they took the tweet seriously. It's like, dude. Dude, I think you're like extremely

liberal. It's so crazy to me that people think you're like a conservative. Conservatives don't. It's like, dude, dude, I think you're like extremely liberal. It's so crazy to me that people think you're like a conservative. Conservatives don't. It's so crazy. I mean, I think you're one of the most like liberal dudes I know, like just willing to put yourself out there and get crazy. The culture war issues today are not liberal versus conservative. And so that's where everything everyone's getting confused. It's it's it's like someone mentioned this before in the in the in the super chat in the in the super chats it's constructivist versus essentialist oh yeah it's like a core component of the culture

war do you think there are immutable scientific facts objective facts or do you think reality is just manufactured by thought and so if you're someone who believes in the science you're in you're effectively an essentialist in many ways they're trying to confuse this by claiming science says things it doesn't say. Like there was this big thing that happened with Jesse Singler. He's a journalist. And he's being accused of being an anti-trans bigot by GLAAD, which is the LGBTQ plus advocacy group.

And they said something like in their article that there are more than three biological sexes. I'm sorry, there are three or more, more than two biological sexes. And I'm like science literally does not say that science points out that there are two and then there are this is going to get me in trouble with these organizations but syndromes and different combinations of chromosomes but the reference to biological sex is specifically to the um i'm not a scientist uh what's what are the things called gametes yeah the sex genitals well sperm and egg right yeah are the two core sex um cells cells yeah

for everything sex cells there's not yes another one but so anyway he gets he gets you know rose it for that science doesn't say that they just say it does and so it's the weirdest thing they're constructivist they don't believe in objective reality so they can say things that make no sense they can claim to be in the favor in favor of science so yeah i think i mean what you said you're a libertarian yeah i think so yeah i've taken a lot of tests that say i am but i also think classic like classical liberal as well i feel like i go kind of well classical liberal and libertarian are very basically the same thing okay so when people say they're libertarian in the traditional american context they're basically saying classical liberalism which is like center right politically

and then i've always maintained i'm social liberal center left politically seriously you need read only like one paragraph about social liberals and you're're like, yes, I understand what that is. It's the traditional liberal position in the United States, not the classical, where it's like, hey, civil rights are good things. And, you know, we need the Civil Rights Act. And there are some social programs that actually work to help people. That's social liberal. Classical liberal is more capitalistic. Social liberal is more socialistic.

But they're basically centrist, you know, moderate positions. Yeah. did you ever see what the bleep do we know no dude you just gotta watch no nonsense it messed me up it made me think that of like what is it called objectivism not essential constructivism it made me think of constructivism like oh if you believe it it becomes reality like there is no there is no And it's like this quantum physics kind of pseudoscience. That's like manifesting, though, right? Yes, yes. Which is real. And there's something to it.

Like, placebo effect has an effect, and they don't really know why. I will say this. I will say this. What the bleep do we know is a bunch of misinterpreted... It was like a cult around that woman that was like channeling some alien or something they think that you you can manifest like the observer changes physical reality so there is the secret which is like manifesting where you focus on things there's a very really simple explanation for all of that stuff and it's that if you wake up every day this is what they say if you wake up every day and you focus on what you want it will manifest it's like

yeah if you wake up every day and say, I want this thing, you'll be actively pursuing and viewing that path. So it's like, if you're like, if every time I see a certain highway, you know, I'm going to, if you woke up every day and said, I'm going to drive this highway, you'd be looking for it. You'd be actively engaged in it. And you'd be more likely to be driving on that highway when you're like going down the road and making a turn on a certain road.

But waking up every day and saying there are 50 genders doesn't necessarily mean that's gonna happen it's they're not necessarily the same thing constructivism is the idea that there is no objective reality not that you can manifest it though there's like a kind of similar thing there however i will say to your point in the manifesting i know a lot of extremely successful people who are convinced magic is real and manifest their existence and like make things happen for them so do you do that but the more you talk about the more kooky you sound like like attracts like and i was i was just at the casino and i was playing craps and i think i rolled like 30 times and and all the people gambling were just like screaming and cheering because i kept rolling and i so uh it was on for those that are familiar with craps. I rolled a five first and then I rolled like 30 times until I hit seven and was out.

Wow. So it was just like you were on a roll. Yeah. Yeah. The people were screaming and cheering because the money was just pouring in. So people will put bets on six and eight to come up because those are the next likely numbers after seven for those that aren't familiar with craps. And so basically the way it works is the first time you roll, you're looking for seven or 11 to win. If you roll, what is it? I think five, six, eight,

nine, or 10, then it's called on. And then the shooter has to re-roll that number to win again. In between, you only lose at that point if seven comes up. So I'm rolling like crazy and people are just raking in crazy cash and they're just like screaming and cheering and there are people i just think you know i had a good role maybe there's something to it but i know a lot of very wealthy people who came from humble means who believe in magic they legit think and i'm wondering if like there's a difference between that and any kind of faith i guess i guess the difference is they have faith in themselves they believe and there's like some kind of spiritual power within them it's a really interesting narcissistic thing no wonder a lot of

those people i know are in hollywood oh i know i mean but like when it comes to being a creative person any kind of artists like we you know what it feels like to be in flow to be in alignment and that's when sometimes the most like brilliant creations come about yeah so yeah like if i'm in a good space on stage the stuff that i end up like improvising hits harder than my material and that's just because i'm in the present moment and i'm focused and i'm in flow some people just have it it's magnetic i think it's magnetic when you quiet your frontal lobe and you go into flow state like the energy is fluxing through you maybe more coherently it's called ultra instinct ian it Ian. It is. And Goku unlocked it. You did too

when you were rolling the dice. You knew what numbers were up when you closed your hand and you shook it and you could measure the way they bounced around. I don't do that. Subconsciously let it go.

You knew with the right momentum. I pick up the dice. Someone knew. And I throw them. I don't shake in my hand. But your deep subconscious was calculating it for you. I just pick it up and throw it.

It's magnetic all right all right that's that it's been great let's go to these super chats and see what the super chatters have to say if you haven't already smashed that like button because it is a tremendously easy thing to do and it is tremendously powerful it really helps us uh make sure you go to timcast.com because we're going to have a fun probably profanity filled bonus segment uh you know after we wrap up here on the live show and like, share, subscribe, all that stuff. Share the show if you really like it. Let's read some super chats. The Black Blade says my wife's sister is trying to be a nurse, super scared of COVID, wants the vaccine, but she's currently six months pregnant.

We're not sure if that's a good idea with a baby in the womb. Thoughts first. Ask your doctor. Yes, they know better than all of us now that being said i'm not giving medical advice i did read that it's like women who are pregnant should not get the vaccine but you know what i read i read there was a baby born after her mom got the vaccine and she was immune to covet so talk to your doctor i would say that's my advice your doctor knows better than anyone here on this show we don't know let me tell you this your doctor knows better than dr fauci yes dr fauci can have all the opinions in the world but your doctor knows better than anyone here on this show. Yeah, yeah, we don't know. Let me tell you this. Your doctor knows better than Dr. Fauci. Yes.

Dr. Fauci can have all the opinions in the world, but your doctor knows what's right for you. They know you. So take advice from the people who you trust and respect with your health care. Fisher Kingston says, hope Luke is doing all right. Just found out that my sixth great grandfather, a John Steele, was chaplain to George Washington. Crazy stuff. And you know it's really crazy do you ever look at like your family tree yeah rufus putnam he was one of washington's

generals one of your one of your dudes yeah he found a marietta ohio and how many descendants does he have like i don't know a hundred thousand i think and putnam might have been up there i don't know wasn't one of the guys who founded facebook named putnam maybe maybe related one of the facebook guys like eight times removed no but like if you look at family trees it's crazy because like you go back six times you'll find one dude and then they'll have like 10 000 descendants it's crazy so it's like you're like wow my great great great great great grandfather worked with george washington it's like yeah and a hundred thousand hundred thousand other people have the same great grandfather so what else is new that's funny crazy right yeah especially the successful ones man they have lots of kids like zeus

all right gunn griffin says bill clinton at one point said if you think the counterculture of the 1960s was the high point of america then you're probably a liberal if you think america's peak was during and after world war ii you're probably a conservative yeah so does that mean if we think that the 1960s was the high point, we're not conservatives? The high point of the U.S.? What do you guys think it was? Of America? I think it depends how much drugs you did, I guess. I don't know if there was the high point. I don't know.

What do you mean by high point? Like the cultural renaissance? Yeah, I don't know. That's tough to identify. I think the high point was probably these past couple decades before we fell into the until the cult of wokeness started taking over. It really was like a great golden age. The 90s were great, man.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Music. The economic expansion under Clinton. Athletics. Yeah. Yep.

And then the financial crash hit and everything started falling. 2000, 1999 is when they, when you would go to like log in and like fill out your account on a website, the United States would always be at the top of the countries to pick. And then somewhere in like 2006 or 2007 it started going alphabetical. Now we're back with the U's. But then now in the last three years it went back to the top again. I don't know why. Now all my

auto choices are China. So weird. Okay, we got it. We got a spicy one. Andy Torres says, Hey, Tim, first time super chat on any channel on Friday. You guys said that women's sports don't have good rating because of bad marketing. WNBA can't dunk and USW soccer get beat by high school team. Women's tennis does really well.

Yeah, it's like a very prominent event. And Serena Williams is like a massive superstar. What are they doing right? That these other sports aren't doing right? They're wearing skirts. Yeah. And they grunt when they hit the things, right? Yeah, that's probably it. Like if you're trying to market WNBA to people that like to see slam dunks, you're not going to sell tickets.

I'm just saying I think you can market. If you have a show, you have a show you have a show it's a sport the sport exists so i look at women's tennis and i look at serena williams success and wealth and she's like probably the most famous tennis player in the world can you name any other tennis player can you can you guys name a tennis player the other the other williams no no what's the federer yeah yes he's a tennis player roger yeah he's roger federer yeah see serena williams i just know she's awesome she's she's a massive superstar and she's really good in and and she's like the best now you you get

these like you know woke articles where they're like she's the greatest tennis player period and it's like well come on man She's definitely one of the best. But she is playing in the women's league. And there was like some famous story about like some dude who was like low ranking who challenged the Williams sisters and won or something. Played hungover. Yeah. But regardless, that just proves the point that when done right, I mean, they're making more money than most tennis players, period. How is it that they get all this marketing and make all this money?

It works. Something's being done right. I don't know if you guys agree. Yeah, I would like to see marketing like women's basketball to hockey fans because it's more about precision strikes and like mild violence. I mean, hockey is pretty violent. Yeah. Interesting. So someone mentioned two nights in a row, the voice of the guest is not in sync. Kills my brain.

Please fix it. That's really weird. I don't know what happened. We did not change things, but we will get it fixed for tomorrow. Yeah, we'll mess with it. Is that happening now? It was a little bit this evening. Oh, weird. Not as bad.

Actually, for those that are listening you're wrong actually our guests are just really good at delayed mouth movements when they speak and there's no delay it's it's actually just natural multi-dimensional gas yeah there you go yep patrick conover says has everyone forgotten about desantis's anti-riding law the addition to florida's stand your ground all it lets you shoot looters and rioters? Don't visit other people's homes and ruin it, people. Yeah, man, that's scary. Wow.

Alright, let's see. D. Vance says, Discovered Tim last spring. Don't always agree, but love the conversation and respect the debate. Any chance of having Tommy vexed on think he'd be good. Don't know who that is. Yeah, who's that? Top Gundy says

the Care Bear stare is a cult indoctrination method. Federal premium ammo just sent pallets of 556 NATO ammo to Saudi Arabia instead of covering their orders in the US. What? That's nuts. Their website says they don't ship internationally.

Whoa. War with Iran, maybe? Something happening? They gotta get a big ol' shipment of bullets to Saudi Arabia? Or conflict in Yemen? Wow, that's nuts. Man. B. Anderson says Christy Mayer and Three Hearts.

Is your name Christy? No, it's Christy. Thanks for trying. A lot of my fans can't read or write megan cost uh i'm gonna pronounce your name wrong cost is scack cost is cack pronouncing it wrong probably behavioral sync it's a real thing what is it that's the like the mouse utopia thing so escobol says down the rabbit hole mouse utopia behavioral sync yeah so uh black rock beacon says mice utopia by john b calhoun very unsettling results everyone should read the papers he wrote on it it's scary stuff yeah man because like at a

certain point humans we just kind of have food everywhere. And, you know, overstimulation when you're, when you're in proximity to other humans and you have unlimited amounts of food and sugar. I said sugar, you guys, uh, that you become overstimulated and psychotic. No,

I think it's that there's nothing left to fear. Yeah. There's no more challenges. We've made things too easy as a society. Yeah. Disassociated psychosis. That's part of why these people are twerking. I can see it, yeah. Makes sense.

Corey Thomas says, The White Sox won the World Series in 2005. Tim, you, Lydia, and yes, Ian, make my evening after work every day. I'm escaping Cali to AZ in 10 days. Congratulations, but AZ doesn't seem to be, you know, all that great. 2005, is that when that was? Wow, so that's

16 years ago wow man time flies when you're old that's api says another piece for the v for vendetta plot is that america was in civil war and the media was state controlled lying to everyone that's that's true yeah oh yeah in v for vendetta there's like news clips where they're like america's civil war is you know now they're demanding aid. And I say we tell the colonists, the guy, was it named Prothero? Yeah. That movie's so good.

Yeah, it was great. William Martin says, hey, Tim, have you ever thought about having the rageaholic on the podcast? He's loud and brash in his rants, but he's expressed he is more than willing to be able to keep it clean for the setting. I'm not familiar with rageaholic, am I? I am familiar with him. He is very loud and very brash, and he would be a lot of fun.

I have to see what I can do. Crazy Thoughts Podcast says, Tim, shout out my podcast. This is my fourth Super Chat. Love the show and keep it up. That is a shout out for the Crazy Thoughts Podcast. Talk about the most effective and cheapest advertising you can get for a $5 Super Chat nice there you go clever top gun he says did you see dank's video uh no more offensive speech in scotland jail time and fines for saying your mind at home yep wow what is offensive

jason solo says britain has had a constitution for more than 800 years guys it's called the magna carta please learn about the location you're talking about before you talk about it to thousands of people online. Look, I don't know anything about no Magna Carta. All I know is that I watch Carl Benjamin videos. And I remember there was something about an unwritten constitution, which makes it hard for them to enforce things. And everybody knows Carl Benjamin is a better source than Jason Solo because Jason was the now retconned son of Han, right? Is that what it was? Yeah.

Yeah. So he doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. He came back from the force. I'm half kidding, by the way. I don't know. Sorry, Jason. The Civic Nationalist says, British subject.

We do not revolt. The Queen is not going to abdicate. We do not need a constitution. There is an unwritten rule that laws are for the towns and cities not the countryside the monarchy is over 1 000 years old god save the queen oh thank you for the super chat good sir mayor bear says traveling internationally is a pain in the ae right now so spend less and travel domestically that's why florida is big this spring break. Makes sense. That's right. I was right. Man, we got a ton of super chats.

We get too many super chats sometimes, guys. It has to be my shirt. Yeah, that's what does it. Yeah, they're all saying tits. Yes. Every single super chat. Every single one. They're super short. Timothy Ike says,

Have you heard of the German-made television show Babylon Berlin on Netflix? And it is crime drama centered around the Berlin Police Department in 1929, just before the rise of national socialism. Interesting. Black Rock Beacon says, oh, wait, there's something else. That is a part two. It looks like Black Rock Beacon says, if you are having trouble approaching women, go build your confidence by doing hard stuff. The harder the task you set out to master, the more confident you will be when you master it. Rinse and repeat until women aren't scary.

No. Because then you're going to mansplain to the women. Right? So let's say you're a guy who gets really good at, say, lumberjacking. And then there's some woman who's hanging out with you. And she's trying to use the axe. You can't mansplain to her. You know?

Right? Because then women get angry and get offended. I don't know. If I meet a man really good at lumberjacking, I'll just watch. Right, yeah. Me and Lydia will just sit on a tree stump, be like, take your shirt off, we're good. I think modern day peacocking is like performance, like music. And being confident.

Maybe the issue is no more challenges anymore. Yeah. maybe maybe the issue is no more challenges anymore yeah how does a guy impress a woman when we have like food everywhere all the time like think about what people do for fun these days this is what always really bothered me people would be like hey you want to go out and do something i'd be like sure what is there to do you want to you know go to the park i'll go skating well we can go eat food and drink things. Or watch something. I would say nine out of ten times growing up in Chicago, living in New York, living in L.A., do you want to go out basically meant do you want to put things in your mouth? For me, it did.

Woo! Okay, okay. Keep it together, lady. Yeah, but well, you know. And I'm like, dude, I'll go to the skate park. You know, and I'm like, dude, I'll go to the skate park. You know, me and my friends in Chicago, we would take the train at like 11 p.m. downtown with all the businesses shut down. We would skate around the city when everyone's gone.

That was going out late night. And then we got older and started drinking. But then when I'm like in my 20s, all anyone ever does is like we're going to go to the cafe and get drinks and chips or something. It's like, that sounds boring, man. Like you're not doing anything you're just eating stuff yeah blame we used to ride bikes yeah you guys ever do that oh yeah rollerblading heck yeah going exploring golf we used to when i was a little kid we would just try and push our boundaries and and ride our bikes as far as we could before the we we knew the lights would turn on we have to go home and that

was fun then you get older and you've like you know you've got satellites you've discovered everything what's there to do i suppose a lot of people like we still haven't explored every part of the planet and a lot of people think that we have but we haven't so there's always something to go out and do i guess okay you want to go uh explore the ocean with me yes yeah definitely yeah like we have satellite pictures of a lot of stuff but but it's not like we've been there. For all you know, there's buried treasure, man. Yeah.

Oh, there is. Definitely. Sunken treasure. Buried treasure. All right, where are we at? I can't read the Super Chat's name. He says, TP, has your crew figured out my new YouTube tag? No.

I bugged it to make TP joke to TP as I receive TP jokes. We TPs are in high demand in 2020. Well, I hope that was worth the $5 because you got me to read it. Tim, have you ever thought of selling pool supplies? Pool supplies. That's a good idea. I think we can add, what can we put, like chlorine tablets on the side? Yes, let's do it.

You have to get a pool. Pool shop inflatables. Like an inflatable beanie. Yes. And what it does is it floats and you can put stuff in it. Yeah, like your phone. So it's in your pool, yeah. Yeah.

You can put it over your head and go underwater and breathe. Ooh. Yeah, there you go. Headphones that hold drinks. A gigantic inflatable yes perfect all right liberty tcm says saw chrissy in royersford pa my wife and i loved it she was great the whole thing was great highly recommend that was an awesome show definitely chris loves hacks says when you were talking about gingers i thought of the scene from game of thrones when

torments uh torment says gingers beautiful. They are kissed by fire. Oh, wow. I like that. The text in 83 says, Gingers having no souls has been debunked, Tim. If they didn't, then Thanos would have never gotten the soul stone, nor would Hawkeye have been able to get it. Why?

Is he a ginger or white one? Hawkeye wasn't, no. He wasn't ginger. Then what is it? Interesting. Black Widow was a ginger. Oh, I get it. That's the point. Because she sacrificed

her soul for the soul stone. Right. Oh, okay. Ah, what, is Gomorrah supposed to be a ginger? She has green skin. Yeah, I don't know. Depends on the lighting. The Scott says, I call changing a ginger for a POC scabbling the gingler? Like the

board game Scrabble. Oh, scrabbling. Huh? Because if you rearrange the letters in. Oh, no, we're not reading. Jonathan Galtarini says there was an active shooter in Colorado earlier, and half of the questions at the press conference were about the race of the shooter and victims. Reporters are trying to demand information on the races. Modern journalism.

Wow. Well, that's what you get. It's because it was in Boulder. Yeah, they're desperate for ratings, man. That's what it's all about. I feel like it's like the 80s all over again. Do you guys remember how bad the 80s were by any chance? No, I wasn't born yet.

Yeah. I wasn't there. I was three when the 80s was ending. It was so lame. I was born in 79. So I grew up and I thought, this is what life is. Big hair, lots of hairspray, crappy music. Not all of it was crappy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Most of it was crappy. Whoa, this is what life is. Big hair, lots of hairspray, crappy music. Not all of it was crappy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Most of it was crappy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1991 saved the world. No, no, no. Dude, 80s were so lame. It was just so much makeup and weird stuff. Blame for fashion.

Never going to give you up. The greatest song of this or any generation. No, we had hairspray. I'm kidding. And now I feel like we're in another one of those. The kids are seen as crap and totally disenfranchised by it. Wasn't Take on Me in the 80s?

Depeche Mode? Yes. Some of it was good. Bro, the 80s makes the 90s look like dog crap. No, no, man. The 80s was a hard decade to grow up in. What does the 90s have? Closing time. Radiohead and Pearl Jam and Nirvana. I guess you're right.

But it had a resurgence of culture after this crap in the 80s. What did the 2000s give us? Nothing. Emo. Auto-tune. Britney Spears. Can we all agree 2000 sucked? Yes.

Coldplay was all right. The aughts. All right. Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana. Goo Goo Dolls. The Offspring. Oh,vana, The Offspring. Oh, yeah. The Offspring was amazing.

The 90s had Weezer, early stuff, okay, I guess. Radiohead, obviously. We said, yeah, Radiohead was huge. Yeah, Radiohead, super good. Dave Matthews Band. More Depeche Mode. Yep, more Depeche Mode. But what happened was after the crap of the 80s, we had a cultural resurgence.

So I think that we might be headed for something like that. I hope so. What do the 2010s give that. We may even have a part in it. What are the two? What are the 2010s? I can't handle any more whaps. Yeah, seriously. What do we get from the 2010s? Basically the intro to this crap.

Yep. No, like what's some of the good music of the 2010s? Oh, oh, oh. What's that one? The Weeknd. The Weeknd's pretty good. What's the one where the guy's like, I broke up with you and now I'm mailing at you? Somebody I used to know.

Oh, yeah. Gautier. Yeah, to know yeah that was that was all right but is there like a band or group you can name in the 2010s food fighters are holding it together but their hot stuff was in the 90s that was early taking back sunday that was super emo yeah that was like 2000s yeah i like that i like some of their stuff though them and brand new and uh that's a good band neck deep brand is pretty good i was just Super emo. Yeah. That was like 2000s. Yeah. I like that. I like some of their stuff, though. Them and Brand New. And that's a good band. Neck Deep. Brand New is pretty good. I was just listening to their stuff.

Yeah. I guess the Audis had that. Oh, you know what? Daft Punk's been around forever. So they kind of are the saving grace for a lot of these time periods. Daft Punk was amazing in the 90s. Blink-182. Yeah.

All the way from the... Yeah. Okay. I'm not crazy. Thank you. All right. They were able to make pop punk cool. Shut it down.

You guys in the Super Chat, you got to give us some examples of good music from the 2000s. Yeah. Okay. I'm not crazy. Thank you. All right. They were able to make pop pop cool. You guys in the super chat, you got to give us some examples of good music from the 2000s and the 2010s. Besides Britney Spears. We're all biased. No, besides Britney. Yeah. I mean, Radiohead has still been producing music. Oh, Muse.

Oh, of course. Dude, Muse. Amazing. The 2000s had Muse. They were in the late 90s and the 2000s, and they're still around today. And Muse is one of the best bands ever. Period. No joke. Oh, I really like Kings of Leon, Muse. Amazing. 2000s had Muse. They were in the late 90s into 2000s, and they're still around today. And Muse is one of the best bands ever. Period. No joke.

Oh, I really like Kings of Leon, too. Yes. They're amazing. All right. All right. Sounds like there's some good music going on. I just can't think of any right now. It's clogged by all the auto-tune and all that.

I think. What's that band? It's Kill Something. Kill Switch Engage. The Killers? The Killers. I don't like The Killers. I love The Killers.

Don't listen to Tim. Tim's wrong about The Killers. They're literally the same music. Oh, Franz Ferdin Don't listen to Tim. Tim's wrong about The Killers. Oh, Franz Ferdinand was hot, too. Yeah, they're pretty good. Muse has got some really epic hits, like Madness is just amazing. Oh, they're bassists. But they're not in the billions.

The Black Keys are good. Yeah, they're amazing. They're from my hometown. The 2010s gave us Psy, Gangnam Style. Oh, yeah. That's right. Yes, that was great. It was a lot of fun.

Classic. The Macarena for a New Generation. What about Numa Numa? That's Dragostar Dente by, what's the name of that band? I don't know. But that's from the 90s, isn't it? Basically, Annoying Songs You Hear at a Wedding is what we got out of the 2010s. Possibly, yeah. Well, I'll tell you guys a secret.

You can tell the demographic of a restaurant by the music they're playing when you sit there. If they're playing 80s music, you know they're going for a boomers. If they're playing 90s music, they're going for Gen Xers. They're playing 2000s. They're going for you guys, millennials, you know. And if they're playing, I don't know. What do kids listen to these days? I don't know.

If they're playing rag mop, they're going for your great grandfather. Rag mop. All right, let's see. T.S. says, my wife's a ginger with blue eyes, the same as Chrissy. Are you aware it is the rarest hair and eye color combination? Also, each freckle is a trapped soul of those she has smited. Or is it smote? That's true.

I love it. I think it's smote. Smote. I don't know. Thou hast. Fine Castle says, remember when British and some Irish was the pinnacle of TV comedy? Father Ted, The Inbetweeners, The IT Show. Also hearing Tom Cruise was worth the...

Oh, also hearing Tim Cuse was worth the $10 membership. Oh, Tim Cuss. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. There's an E on my like, what is this? Of course, yeah. As well as the interesting guests. Oh, definitely. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we swear up a storm over at TimCast.com because we're allowed to. Yes. I guess it's not for the kids, so. Buck Brink says, we need to start making fun of the woke nonstop. Then it wouldn't be cool to be woke anymore. It's not cool to be woke. People are scared into being woke. Who wants to be that?

You look at that woke cancel culture journalist, that woman who's tweeting that she's a violent racist. Who wants to tweet that about themselves? She clearly doesn't have the right friends. Like, I think the wokesters, they just, you're just, you don't have cool enough friends. Yeah, you got to keep your friends calm when they get called out by wokesters. Yeah. This is why I think Ryan Long has some of the best comedy. When he did that basketball game, teams, do you see that one?

So do you see this one, Ian? No. He's picking. Oh, wait. Yes, I did. There's left and there's right and they're picking basketball teams. And the left guy is like, before you're on my team, have you ever said an opinion that is wrong? Or like, you know, it's just like really insane.

But the best part is when the guy's like, fine, I guess I'm on the right. Then the dude who's right wing goes, hey, look at this meme. this meme isn't that hilarious like that's the gist of the right they're like sharing memes we can meme we can we love it but like the guy begrudgingly becomes right wing because the left guy won't leave him alone and then the other guy's hiding because he loses his job he gets a phone call he's like i just got fired yeah that's great stuff that's incisive all right let's see leo says coinbase ceo announced the company will not take public stances on political issues he went as far to offer a severance package to those that did not agree with the company being neutral five percent 60 people left the company whoa is that real why do they leave because they

are woke oh gotta look that up sounds like it probably because non-woke people probably would just be like i don't care leave me alone yeah get them wokes out of there oh that's great all right let's see what we got going on we have a request for 4k and then youtube does this thing where oh now everyone's naming these bands like crazy all right this is good this is good. This is good. This is good, though. I love it. There's going to be a lot of angry people. Oh, name Pearl Jam. How could you forget these great bands?

Yeah. Man, a ton came in. Oh, so many. Oh, yeah. Billy Corgan. What's his band? Yeah, Smashing Pumpkins. They're good.

Oh, dude, the 90s. Like one of the greatest albums ever written. All right. Foo Fighters. Yeah. Dave Grohl made Nirvana. They were terrible before he joined. He was so good.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. His harmonies and his drums. Roger That Trucker says, please invest in 4K, waiting to join your website when you do. 4K is intense, no joke. All of our cameras literally say 4K on them, but ingesting 4K into a computer,

we're going to need to upgrade that stuff. And the issue is, when we did do 4K before, people actually complained because of the amount of download data they were downloading i suppose i i don't know if this is true now for the live streams but i was just like we'll just i mean people are mostly interested in the audio not the video component of it so we just went to 720 is it 1440 is that 4k or just 1080 for a 4k is 2160 oh three three eight four 3840 over 2160 is that what it is i don't know no i don't think so maybe is it 160 i don't know but you can always downscale it if you're watching right yeah and then one of the problems we had was that the

original web hosting we were doing for timcast.com didn't have that ability so the higher resolution files were too big for people to watch. So then we had to switch things up and ultimately 4K is way more expensive to host, way larger files, way longer to upload. And a lot of people asked us not to do it. So we didn't. Although we could theoretically

have more than one, you know, for the time being, I don't think we just nearly need to do it. Woodworking Medic says, men are told to suck it up and suffer in silence. People don't realize how bad the male depression suicide rate is because we aren't allowed to talk about it.

The future of relationships scares me with toxic femininity. Jack Murphy had it right. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-oh, what's this? Dislabeled says, Chrissy is a thief who stole Christmas presents from an old woman. Is that, oh, is that, is that not real? No, from an old woman. Is that oh is that

is that not real? No it's not real. Oh. But would you? I don't know. Why? Why would you do that? No.

Is it something you wanted? Oh hey look at that Dixie Devil says Michael Malice had a show on Compound Media for a couple of years as well.

Everything is archived. I've been subbed since day one and it's kept me sane through all the woke garbage. Michael you get way too much promotion on this show well that's the blame dixie devil for the super chat the lee says the guest cam is always desynced with the audio of said guest for me this just happened one other time because yeah we just yeah with siraj last

week so we just need to fix it. We'll tinker with it. We'll get it fixed tonight. I think I know what the issue is. Okay. Yeah. It's a really, really simple fix. Perfect. Dustin Rourke says the manifest theology came out of Christianity from humanists who infiltrated it.

These individuals were bringing in the occult. Anton LaVey in the Church of Satan thought this do what thou will occult. Interesting. Alright, let's see. Do we have a... Where are all these bands? Where'd they go? I want to see some bands. Cootie and the Blowfish. Oh, yeah. I liked them, okay?

Me too. I had their album. Nine Inch Nails. Nine Inch Nails, for sure. Alanis Morissette. The 80s had Ernest Saves Christmas. Enough said. Dude, the 80s had Ernest. Oh, Ernest. Come on. Ian, check out the 80s band

Joe Man's Man and the Midnight Revival Band. They're pretty awesome and underrated. That's a cool name. I've never heard of them before. What about Korn? Ian, the 80s were the best time.

The 90s started the downturn in America. Yes. I don't think so. Really? The 80s were at our party. Top Gundy says, Ian, I will fight you.

The 80s had Queen. Yes. Well, the 70s were at our party. Top Gundy says, Ian, I will fight you. The 80s had Queen. Well, the 70s had Queen, too. Queen was around for a long time. Prince. Tool, yeah. Prince was around in the 70s, too, wasn't he? Joseph Hoffman says, Tim, you once said you play Destiny 2.

Are you a Warlock, Titan, or Hunter main? My guess is Titan. I don't play Destiny anymore. At the time, my first character was Warlock, and then I eventually switched to a Hunter. I played Warlock because I didn't know Destiny anymore. At the time, my first character was Warlock, and then I eventually switched to a Hunter. I played Warlock because I didn't know anything about the game. I just picked Warlock. And then once I realized, you know, and got into it, it wasn't until Destiny 2 I switched to Hunter, actually.

Queens of the Stone Age, Arcade Fire. Yeah, you know what? I do like Korn. I like Arcade Fire. Yeah, Korn. Korn's got some good music. Oh, I can't remember the name of that. Avenged.

Arctic Monkeys were great. Is it the 2000s? Yes. Tool. Airborne Toxic Event. What is it? I'm not familiar. It's incredible.

Oh, the Gorillas, man. Yep. Yeah. Wow. How did we miss them? That's Blur, the guy from Blur. Right. Yeah, definitely.

And that was 2000s. Well, Blur was like 95 or something or 93. System of a Down. Pretty good. That was when I started to fall out of music metallica that was 90s they were 80s metallica they they actually kind of created rock and well guns and roses kind of creator guns and roses obviously amazing dragon force in the 2000s oh yeah yes definitely dragon force is amazing yeah Babymetal. Never heard Babymetal. A lot of people saying Avenged Sevenfold. Queens of the Stone Age. Taking Back Sunday.

Brand new. Hawthorne Heights. Senses Fail. Story of the Year. The Used. Thrice. Tons of good 2000s stuff. Emo was the best.

Yes, it was. Thank you. Taking Back Sunday had some good stuff. Brand new. Really like brand new. Hawthorne Heights, I think, only had like one or two singles. I don't know. Senses Fail. Story of super familiar the used you know man the used had a lot of really great stuff very early on seriously compare some of the earlier lyrics like blue and

yellow to the bird and the worm and i'm like it seems like they just kind of i don't know lost it or just didn't care. That's what happens with music. What about Coldplay? Yeah, because Buried Myself Alive, the lyrics for Buried Myself Alive by The Used are amazing. And like the structure of the song, it's really in-depth. There's a lot of words telling you the story and explaining something. And you look at their later stuff and it's just like, eh.

So it goes. Yep. Cake. Park. Cake. Cake. Nice and weird. He was so wasted. He was like, I don't know Yep. Cake. Park. Cake. Cake. Nice and weird. He was so wasted.

He was like, I don't know how many albums we've done. Back. Back was like mid 90s. That was a good. Odile is a great album. All right. We'll do one more super chat here. Mason Swanner says, Tim, if you are an island with 50 other people, no food supply, only

water, how long before you would turn to cannibalism? Never. I would die because you do not want to get the shakes. What is it called? Encephalopathy? Or encephalitis? I think it's encephalopathy. I'm not sure. Yeah. Eating prions? Yeah, you get the shakes. That's like folded proteins.

Nah, I'm alright. Is that why Chrissy Teigen is so erratic? I don't know. I'll just eat fish on an island. Yeah, it's an island. There's fish, you know. All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't already, smash that like button and head over to TimCast.com. Become a member because we're going to have probably a profanity-laced special exclusive members-only segment coming up at just around 11 or so because we're going to record it still. You can follow me on all platforms, on all social media platforms at TimCast.

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