Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #521 - Elon Musk GOES OFF, Calls Out Media Over Epstein w/Danny Polishchuk
Episode Date: May 3, 2022Tim, Ian, Seamus of FreedomToons and Lydia join comedian and podcaster Danny Polishchuk to discuss MSNBC's description of the GOP as neo-Nazis and Elon Musk's response, Bill Maher's late-to-the-action... news analysis, the new CNN boss saying he wants to focus on truth, the NYT description of the 'most banned book,' conveniently neglecting the adult content contained therein, and breaking news about Roe v Wade and what the leak of the SCOTUS memo means for law and order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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So NBC runs this segment where they basically say, it's Mehdi Hassan, he's like,
if the neo-Nazi faction of the GOP expands in November, we may look back on this, a pivotal
moment when a petulant and not so bright billionaire bought one of the most influential
messaging machines and handed it to the far right. It's a ridiculous thing to say, but of course,
NBC is a ridiculous network. And Elon Musk responds by basically going off and then questioning why it is
that we didn't get the client list
for Maxwell and Epstein.
And I'm just like,
well, this dude's losing it.
And then Elon goes,
why are they writing my suicide story already?
And I'm like, yo, this dude is going off.
This is going to be fun.
We got to go through this and talk about it.
We got a bunch of other stories too, though.
Got a bunch of like weird cultural stories because one of the big things that's been in the news
with Elon Musk talking about the left going too far left is now you've got these leftists who
are like, but we nominated Joe Biden and he's a moderate, he's a centrist. And it's just like,
dude, Joe Biden says, affirm your kids. Like that's a huge departure from where Barack Obama
was in 2008 when he was opposing gay marriage. So we've got to talk about that.
Diesel prices are the highest they've ever been.
So expect your paycheck to not go that far and for prices to hurt a whole lot.
And we've got a whole bunch of stuff.
Hopefully we'll get to all of it.
We have this story from the New York Times where they're trying to defend a book that was in public schools depicting, let's just call it, adult activities for children.
And when the right got mad and they were like hey we kind of don't want these images in our libraries for kids just
find the new york times runs a story saying it's just a bunch of like extremist far right you know
homophobes or whatever and i'm like dude if if not wanting kids to be exposed to this stuff is far
right then i don't know what that means for this country because these leftists who are pushing
this stuff are not in the majority.
But they make you think they are.
And then the people in the media just play this up.
So we're going to get into all that stuff.
Joining us to talk about all this is Danny Polishchuk.
Hello.
How are you doing?
How's it going?
Who are you, good sir?
I am a comedian.
I host a podcast with Ryan Long called The Voice Cast.
And I host a call-in show called Low Value Mail every Tuesday night at 9 o'clock.
Some people might know me as the deranged employee of Twitter.
I'm sure there's some person right now watching this going, hey, isn't that that crazy guy who works at Twitter?
There's a thing you posted.
Yeah.
I had literally 200,000 people who thought I actually worked for Twitter.
Wow.
Really?
It was almost.
It's like obviously a green screen.
That's hurtful.
That's what I thought.
I thought that was very obvious that this is a green screen.
I said my name was Tony Fernandez because I always picked former Toronto Blue Jays for
every sketch I do is the name.
And then people were like, it says Tony Fernandez.
And they're like, Danny jokes.
I can't go.
Why don't you quit if you don't want to work at Twitter?
I'm like, I said my name was Tony Fernandez.
Well, I guess we'll just have to talk about that.
So we also have Seamus.
Seamus.
Yeah, I can relate.
There was a while ago on the show where Tim said, what do you, how do you define like racist or something?
And I said, Trump supporter, which if anyone knows anything about him, it's obviously a joke.
And there were people in the chat like, I can't believe Seamus hates Trump.
I was like, what?
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
But yeah, I'm Seamus Coghlan.
I make cartoons at a channel called Freedom Tunes.
So you all should go check them out.
And by the way, Low Value Mel, that is a brilliant name for a caller.
Shout out to female dating strategy for that one.
What's up, everybody?
Ian Crossland here.
I got a, Tim got me this, actually.
This is a piece of labradorite I wanted to show you.
So hard to see.
Whenever I see rocks, I just think of Ian.
Look at this.
It's got this labradorescence Lydia just pulled up.
Yeah, just looked it up.
It's an effect where you can see, kind of almost see through the labradorite.
So cool.
Yeah, man, this is excellent.
It's an expensive sphere.
Other than that, I got nothing else.
Just Labradorite to show us. A new rock to show us.
A new rock to show us.
It's like show and tell with you.
I'm going to roll the 100-sided die.
Let's find out.
Let's see what we got.
Ooh.
What do we got?
70.
Oh, not bad.
Up against the Labradorite.
Oh, nice.
What's it?
7-0.
That is a strong start.
Earlier tonight, we were learning about Labrador essence.
Apparently, that is a thing that I did not know about.
I also love Labradorite.
It is beautiful.
You guys should check it out.
It doesn't look anything like it does here on the show.
It looks way better in real life.
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subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends. And let's get into this first story
with a big shout out to Elon Musk. We have this clip Tom Elliott posted to NBC's Mehdi Hassan saying,
If the neo-Nazi faction of the GOP expands in November, we may look back on this as a pivotal moment when a petulant and not so bright billionaire casually bought one of the most influential messaging machines and just handed it to the far right.
The first thing I have to do is point out anybody who calls a billionaire not so bright.
Insane.
I know.
Just not so bright.
Come on.
The question is, why aren't you a billionaire?
It's easy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Idiots can do it.
Go ahead.
Try.
Please.
I would love to see it.
The guy is sending rockets into space and then landing them on islands that are a little
larger than the rocket.
He's also self-made.
For the most part, he sold PayPal to make his
first big chunk of money. He risked everything to make
Tesla great. But he had white skin while doing it.
His family's
rich.
But hold on. I know a lot of
kids whose families were rich, and instead
they went to art school and didn't get a job.
Most of them are pension all additions.
If you can be an idiot and become a billionaire just because your parents are rich, it's so easy.
Why aren't these people able to do it?
Look, when they call Trump an idiot, I'm like, I mean, brash maybe.
But the dude turned a million dollars into a billion dollars.
I mean, you got to be smart to do it.
Also, the idea that you can just have a million dollars and become a billionaire like that, it's not the case.
But the funny thing is we're talking about Elon Musk, and and you mentioned with the rockets he's like the first guy to land
a rocket upright back on a platform and it's like this tremendous feat he lowered the cost of
rocketry like tenfold or a hundredfold and he's making space travel infinitely cheaper he's got
starlink low latency satellites and they're like, what an idiot.
His political views are wrong. He's an idiot. Also, if
having rich parents sets you up for success
and it's just a guarantee you walk
into it, explain Hunter Biden.
But let's be real.
He's making money too.
I spent $650,000 on a painting
of his, so I don't know.
Craftsmanship is craftsmanship. and you have to reward good work.
Well, let's talk about what Elon says.
So Elon Musk responds with, NBC basically saying Republicans are Nazis.
He then says, same organization that covered up Hunter Biden laptop story had Harvey Weinstein's story early and killed it and built Matt Lauer his rape office.
Lovely people. That's a low blow, matt lauer his rape office lovely people that's a low blow
when i saw that i was like i am retweeting this amazing yo elon is unleashed you know what this
is what i've been i've been wanting to see right i i've always asked myself this when i was when i
was younger i'm like there's so much going on in the world that people complain about. Where are these billionaires to just do anything?
I mean, seriously, anything.
Like, what did Oprah do?
People got mad at Oprah because she had this big event on Michigan Avenue in Chicago where there's like a helicopter shot of all these people in an audience watching a musical performance.
But then all of a sudden, all the people start doing a choreographed dance and you realize they're all paid actors and people got mad because they were like if you were going to do a
show do a show but this is all one big setup i remember seeing it and thinking like that's what
they do with their money they just get a bunch of dancers to dance in the street where the billboard
saying like screw this guy and f this or like i'm mad about that like very rarely so now you get elon musk matt lauer's rape office
yo but check this out pope of muscanity says it says it all that we heard more about will smith
slapping chris rock than we heard about gillane maxwell's trial it is also interesting that the
account tracking the maxwell trials got maxwell trial got banned when it gained traction. Lovely people indeed.
And then Elon Musk says, where is their client list?
Shouldn't at least one of them go down?
And then, hey, why are they already writing my suicide story?
Dude, that last one strikes a little bit too real because there's no way they're going to like the powerful elites,
massive corporations, politicians, what are they going to do?
Sit back and let a rogue billionaire just go off.
I think you answered your question.
Why we don't see more billionaires calling people out because you basically
paint a bullseye on your forehead.
If you do that, the world is a dark, dangerous place.
And if you cross the wrong people, man, that's it.
I was going to say that.
I mean, if you were a billionaire who was just okay with
it all ending, this would be the coolest possible way to go out.
True, true.
After Grimes left him, he was just like, I don't care anymore.
He starts just going off.
Elon, Elon, it gets better, all right?
Hang in there, buddy.
Hang in there, man.
You guys ever see Bullworth?
No.
It's that movie where the politician hires an assassin.
Warren Beatty, right?
You know what it is?
He hires a guy to kill himself.
Oh, my.
So then he's just like drinking and doesn't care anymore.
So it's telling the truth and everyone loves it.
And then he doesn't want to die and he's like freaking out.
That movie was pretty good.
I liked it.
I'm starting to think that this is the reason that Elon Musk bought Twitter.
So that he could just ish post all day long.
It's amazing.
He's going crazy.
Couldn't he do that before? Kind of. It's weird. He's going crazy. Couldn't he do that before?
Kind of.
It's weird that they make him out.
They say he's like a Republican.
Like he doesn't seem overly political, to be honest.
He's outright called himself a socialist.
Yeah, like he doesn't come off.
His posts are a lot of like, you know, jokes.
But he doesn't seem super political.
Yeah, before the show, I was thinking,
dude creates rocket ships to space and Mars,
people on Earth complaining about what his politics are.
It's so insane that that's the focus
when you could focus on the stuff he's building.
Look at that Nina Jankiewicz lady,
the disinformation board.
She pushes overt disinformation and has.
So she's supposedly working for the Democrats.
When you look at Elon Musk,
I think it's never been clearer
that left and right don't mean anything about politics.
It means everything about whether you are on your knees for the establishment or challenging the establishment.
Also, Ian, you made an interesting point.
I would even take it a step further because it's not even like he has this political agenda he's trying to force onto people.
Like he's – in a lot of ways, he's virtually apolitical.
He's saying let's just make neutral spaces.
That's not really a partisan stance.
And he's not greedy either.
He gave his Tesla patents away, the free, all your patents belong to us move that he did.
I got to push back on Seamus.
Seamus, he is handing over one of the most influential messaging platforms to neo-Nazis.
Well, here's what I think Elon's going to do if they don't let him buy Twitter, if something falls through.
He's going to build a rocket ship that projects.
It's going to be like a space platform
that projects whatever he writes into the sky like leds the drones the fireworks drone they're
replacing fireworks with with drone cool kind of like uh that you can write stuff on you can do
that over every city dude they're getting really crazy three-dimensional like they look like
holograms in the sky that's your drone light show way cooler than fireworks from yeah they're yeah
they're way cooler than fireworks and also you don't like blow your hand off.
This is like two years old too.
But that's the cool part of fireworks.
They had one at – yeah, I know.
Well, they had the one at Bitcoin Miami.
They did –
Whoa.
But in China, they're like –
Oh, yeah, because they can move really far, really fast and draw lines in the sky and
stuff.
Has anyone thought about the horror of just like someone like Elon getting a thousand
drones and then being able to command
them with gloves and like walking through New York and just like flinging drones.
That's Protoss, man.
That's how the Protoss move their battle cruisers around are there.
He's just like hanging them over someone's head like a rain cloud.
No, no.
He's like, he's wearing a trench coat and he's standing on several drones as he's floating
through the city.
And then when anyone challenges him, he just points and a drone flies and slams into him.
Now we're talking Bezos level. Likeos has the proprietary ideas actually yeah elon at
least is freeing the software code of his stuff dude if i was bezos i would legit be doing that
i would make one of those hobgoblin gliders from spider-man and then i would just have drones and
i'd be like is he gonna set up his base in the amazon would you if you were jeff bezos would you
set up like a secret base in the legion of you? If you were Jeff Bezos, would you set up a secret base in the Amazon? The Legion of Doom?
Well, no, he called his company Amazon, so I'm wondering if there's something more insidious
What is the Legion of Doom?
I love you, Jeff.
I'm just joking.
What is it that...
I can't remember exactly how he put it.
What is it that Jeremy Boring said?
He's like, he's the most interesting guy in a boring way.
He's the most boring, interesting guy about Bezos.
Yeah, what did he say?
He's like, he makes a rocket ship and it's not cool.
It's not exciting at all.
It's not big phallus.
It's not cool like Elon Musk.
That is funny, though.
Jeff Bates, he said, yeah, he put it really funny.
It was boring, interesting person.
Butchered it.
We ruined your joke, Jeremy.
Sorry, Jeremy.
So check this out.
So people responded.
When Elon Musk said, where's their client list?
Someone said, let's start with you.
And they show this photo where Ghislaine Maxwell is behind Elon.
And he says, that's a Vanity Fair party
and she photobombed me in the background but you know
that already don't you
and then someone responded to Skype Renee
Elon doesn't know Ghislaine Maxwell at all she photobombed
him once at a Vanity Fair party in 2014
real question is why Vanity Fair
invited her in the first place and he said
that is exactly the question
dude I think
you gotta look if Elon Musk is gonna come out and say where's the client And he said, that is exactly the question. Dude, I think, I mean, you got to look.
If Elon Musk is going to come out and say, where's the client list?
I'm like, Elon, by the way, do what you want to do.
Because it's one of the most important questions.
Yeah.
That's not going to be answered.
There's no, any serious journalist at the Washington Post, at the New York Times.
I'll say this right now to all of you.
I know that there are people at the New York Times have been working there for two decades and you are upset about what's happening
at your newspaper. I know that there are people at the Washington Post who have been there for
decades who are upset about what is happening to your newspaper. Why don't you start demanding
answers as to the client list for Maxwell and Epstein? Why isn't there any interest from the Grey Lady, the paper of record,
and all of these big publications to
demand, if this woman
is being convicted on this,
she sold something to somebody,
it's Elon Musk. And he's the bad
guy they're saying. He's the bad guy. I think those people
have families.
I look at Maria Farmer, who was
one of the former victims of the
child trafficking racketeering thing they were doing.
And she drew a painting called The Seteals, S-E-T-I-L-E-S.
Her name is Maria Farmer.
You search those three words together, you'll get this painting.
And it looks like she just painted all the guys, all the people that were there as part of it.
She doesn't have names, but I can't imagine anyone digging too deep into it
but this is the deepest i've seen and it's like it's a really disturbing image uh it's got gilane
in the middle with a bubble around her like she's she's invincible it's got jeffrey epstein's off
up in the corner like he's some space get it he was the fall guy for the whole thing he wasn't
like and then of course you got i don't even like saying these names out loud man but you got less
wexner right in the middle there under gislaine Maxwell, the Victoria's Secret guy.
And I think he was a big part of it.
But there's just no, I don't have the evidence.
It's just this image.
I want to pull up this story here we have about Bill Maher from the Daily Wire.
Bill Maher rips old Twitter, mocks Trudeau, and gives a shout out to the Babylon Bee.
And this, I was watching this clip from Bill Maher when he was talking about Elon Musk and
the purchasing and everything. And it made me realize what's happening with the establishment,
what's happening with Elon. The older, the boomer generation, they consume their news
through cable television. This is why there are so many people who are like, Tucker Carlson's far
right. Because these are older people who are only getting their news from CNN and MSNBC.
And then Fox News is like the other side.
So there's like three channels.
But most of us and the people our age are on Twitter or on Facebook or on YouTube.
So we're getting a big spattering of all this different news.
But it's coming really quickly.
I saw this and Bill Maher, his confusion like a doddering old man.
And I was just like, wow.
You know, I think it's fair to say one day we will all be old and confused.
But Bill Maher, he doesn't need to be.
So watching this, here's what happens.
Bill Maher says, did you hear about this Babylon Bee?
It's Christian satire.
Everybody laughs.
And then his guest goes, oh, yeah, because we need that.
And Bill goes, well, maybe some
people do. I'm not
everybody. Some people do need
it. And then I'm watching
that and I'm like, Bill, did you
not Google search this story when
it happened? Are you just now
finding out after Elon
already bought Twitter what
the Babylon Bee is?
And I wondered why it is. Well, CNN won't report on what the Babylon Bee is. And I wondered why it is. Well,
CNN won't report on what the Babylon Bee is. So for someone like Bill Maher, who's a 60-year-old
boomer, who gets his news from the New York Times physical paper edition and from cable television,
he just now found out about the Babylon Bee. It was March 20th. Elon was like,
should we have free speech and stuff like that? He was asking these questions that the Babylon Bee. It was March 20th. Elon was like, should we have free speech and stuff like that? That he was
asking these questions that the Babylon Bee
was in the news. And we were all watching
in real time this progress of Elon
Musk and Bill Maher.
One of the most prominent shows. He's
confused and just now finding out about this.
Isn't the show called Real Time?
He finds out like a month later.
I'm not trying to rag
on him. I think it's just you've got to point out that he's in a different world.
Who's his boss?
Well, look, he's in a different world.
And now think about what that means for every other news story.
Think about what that means for Hunter Biden's laptop.
Think about that means for Epstein.
All of these boomers there, they vote and they and they're like they mostly vote.
They're like they vote way more than young people.
And they don't know half of what we
know.
They don't know a tenth of what we know because we all saw the Epstein story in real time
and Bill Maher probably never saw it.
I mean, I'm I'm being hyperbolic, but Bill Maher probably sees it a month later and he's
like, what's going on with this?
And it's like, Bill, that was that was a month ago.
Yeah, it seems like it's a it's like a safety mechanism to wait to let the news out a month later and he's like what's going on with this and it's like bill that was that was a month ago yeah it seems like it's a it's like a safety mechanism to wait to let the news out a month
later like the hunter biden laptop thing they wanted to just hold it for a month granted it
was right before the election election yeah that was how to but once it's a month late it just
doesn't have the fire it doesn't have the heat like the iron's no longer hot bill maher has
called out the woke he's criticized this stuff the fact that he's done that, I think, shows he's willing to.
But he's like an old man who's looking at his phone being like, I can't press the button.
And it's like he's just not on these platforms.
He works for Warner Brothers.
Yeah, yeah.
He even said, I've heard him say this, like, you know, there's only so much I can really get away with.
I have corporate, you know, my giant corporation writes my check.
Sure, sure.
But if he's talking
about the Babylon Bee now,
he could have talked
about the Babylon Bee
a month ago
when the story broke.
Was he talking about
the Rachel Levine thing?
Like in them getting banned?
He's talking about how
Babylon Bee made
a satirical video
about Twitter employees
freaking out.
And it's actually really funny.
The Twitter health expert,
he's like,
he's got a Rorschach test.
I'm like, what are you seeing?
She's like, Nazis, Nazis, Hitler, Nazis.
That one looks like lips.
I hope people don't think that guy works for Twitter too.
It's really funny because the bit was really good.
He's like, tell me, do you see Elon here now?
And she's like, she looks at a tennis ball.
It's got Elon's face.
She looks at like an employee pamphlet on the wall, and it's got Elon on it.
It was actually really funny. But
Bill Maher was mentioning that Twitter flagged it as
sensitive content. And he was like,
it's a satirical video mocking
you for being too sensitive.
And you flagged it as sensitive
material.
Look, that's fine. He's speaking up.
He's calling it out. But why a month
late? The point is,
I think Bill's a good dude i think you know to a
certain extent he's trying but if the boomer generation isn't paying attention because we
had richie mcginnis and his mom on and richie's mom also a boomer didn't know about what was going
on with today's politics the boomer generation is like i think they're just totally different
realities mars for the most part he's incentivized to not dig too deep.
Like his original show, what was it?
Politically Incorrect.
Politically Incorrect got canceled.
He went hard on 9-11.
And if he did that today, if he came out and was like, let's talk about the deep state, the military-industrial complex, they'd be like, yeah, Warner Brothers would be like, this is a little too racy.
Although I think Real Time really is just that show renamed but just a little softer.
You remember when Dennis Prager was on Bill Maher?
Yeah.
I think it was like 2017, and he was like, the left is lying.
They're lying.
And he's like, a man cannot menstruate.
They're lying.
And then everyone laughs.
Yeah, everybody humiliating him.
And then Bill Maher goes, wait, wait, wait.
What are you talking about?
And Prager mentions that at university bathrooms, they were putting tampons in the men's room.
And Bill says, that's for men to bring to their girlfriends. That one really
frustrated me because the story was actually at that point, like seven years old about bathrooms
with men's rooms with tampons. But this is exactly what I think we see. I'm not trying to say that
every single boomer or anything like that. I'm saying on average, if you look at the average age of a cable TV news viewer, it's 62 to 69 or whatever.
They're consuming all their news from the likes of Don Lemon.
Yo, that's not going to work out well for us.
Yeah.
Also, with Bill Maher's response that they're just putting them in there so guys can get tampons for their girlfriends or their girlfriend could just go to the girl's bathroom right next to it.
That makes no sense as an explanation.
That's like the most ridiculous.
I don't want to believe what I'm being told answer I've ever heard.
Yeah, that's a crazy explanation.
I think I think Dennis could have been more prepared.
But sometimes you're in these moments and you make a point and you're not prepared to back it up.
So when they were like, where were you talking?
I said, just look it up.
It's like I could tell you.
Oh, is it September 2016?
The Daily Beast wrote up
that we have to do it.
Look that up specifically.
Side note,
the Daily Beast is now listed
as fake news by NewsGuard.
I love it.
Look at that.
I get this dynamic
with comedians sometimes
where they'll be like,
they'll say something stupid
or irrelevant
and then if you
start to make fun of them,
they're like, come on,
it was a joke, you moron.
But then if you say
something stupid or irrelevant,
they're like, you stupid idiot.
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. They go like i was just i was just a goof you
know you know what is dangerous for um post-liberal whatever this freedom faction is i don't know
they say left and right and i'm like i don't even know that it doesn't it doesn't explain anything
to anybody but uh the side that believes in freedom what's dangerous is that we see the
cnn news stories about the insurrection and MSNBC and Rachel Maddow.
And we all laugh like that's so dumb.
No one cares.
And then you look at their ratings and you're like CNN and MSNBC get like 400 million combined views on YouTube every month.
And we get, I think, 60.
So, I mean, we're doing well, but it's mostly young people.
These older people are going to vote and they're going to vote based on some weird insurrection narrative.
Other than voting,
the people that watch this show
for the most part are listening
to what we're saying.
The words vary word by word.
It's all like registering
and they're remembering
when you have these other shows
that get propped up.
It's like in one ear and out the other.
Not necessarily every time
but it seems to be.
And this is also for a lot of,
I think your listeners,
this is just a piece to an overall puzzle.
They take this piece of information, they take pieces of information from other places whereas someone
on cnn they're just like i watch cnn they give me my opinions and those are my opinions and you
know maybe i watch msnbc but like for the most part they're not kind of like going and sourcing
it from well this is uh this is one of the things that richie's mom was bringing up she was saying
that there used to only be like three networks and you trusted them and they said things in a very
kind of reassuring way and you felt confident
in what they were telling you. And I think a lot
of that has carried over for boomers
which has turned into a huge problem because
they can just now tell them whatever they want
to and they'll just believe it.
Like it's a little unsettling. I was talking
to my mom about some awesome stuff about this.
Like just cool. Like let's talk about conspiracy. She was
like, Ian, man, if I was 20 I'd be i'd be okay i'd be into it but i just it's just i'm i'm
i'm done i'm ready to i finally got my mom to go on twitter actually i convinced her why would you
do that to her well because i kept saying because she would she's like you know the classic do you
get the emails from like you ever get my mom just sends me emails of these articles oh yeah
you know this is interesting and i was like yeah i read this on twitter like a week and a half ago from like you ever get my mom just sends me emails of these articles oh yeah she goes i know
what you're talking about you know this is interesting and i was like yeah i read this
on twitter like a week and a half ago yeah this is you know but that's new to her because that's
like the the delay on the cycle it's what bill maher's doing kind of yeah well it kind of is
and i go you need to go on twitter just and you can you know cut out this delay and get the news
kind of the source far superior way to get the news absolutely let me give a shout out to Michael Malice
here he's got a sweet he says the ministry
of truth demonstrates the growing
inability of the cathedral to persuade
and an increasing need
to just explicitly tell people
what to believe people have gone from
arguing to either ignoring or
presuming not incorrectly that it's
all disingenuous propaganda at best
we're at the point now where I think on both sides, people are just absolutely unwilling
to hear what the other point is being made at all. And my view of what is colloquially referred
to as the right, which is this large faction of mostly like some kind of libertarian,
is that they want proof.
They want sources.
Back up your source.
Back up your claim.
Not all of them.
There's a group of Trump supporters who believe absolutely insane things.
And you can see them out there at the rallies with Trump's going to be president on this day or whatever.
It never happens.
But next time it will.
But sure.
Yeah.
But I think that's the exception, not the rule.
On the left, it's the inverse.
The average person on the left believes every single fake story. I'm really interested. We've got some lefties coming on the show soon
that we're booking. And I think it's going to be really interesting for me to be like, hey,
Trayvon Martin story, Zimmerman. Did you believe that you did? Okay, well, NBC edited the audio
to make Zimmerman seem racist and he's Hispanic. How about Covington kids? Did you believe that?
Well, we learned that was fake news. Justice Millett, all these people came out and support
him. That was fake news. Russiagate, fake news. Justice Millett, all these people came out and supported him. That was fake news.
Russiagate, fake news.
UkraineGate, fake news.
How many?
Ghost of Kiev.
Isn't that back?
Fake news.
Are they doing that again?
The Ghost of Kiev?
I think they just are too.
They admitted it was fake finally, right?
They admitted it was fake.
So my point is.
Now that the Ministry of Truth is out and about, they're like, oh, we got to play it
close here.
This is the only thing I can surmise.
When the Washington Post says, or the media matter smears the whole show
over something like Seamus says as right wing or far right or grifting. I'm like, I guess the only
thing that defines what it is to be left or right is do you fall for bullish or do you wait for
evidence? Yeah. Thomas Massey pointed out that Congress basically split between the logical
people and the emotional people and a lot
of them are leading with emotion but either extreme is dangerous like too much emotion
you don't care about the facts it's just you get your and then too much logic you don't care about
how people feel you might end up you know experimenting on human bodies to get your
so you got that's what that's what so right we've seen societies that are only driven by logic and
they put people's arms into sub-zero temperatures to watch them freeze while still attached to their bodies.
You know what I will?
I want to give a shout out, though, to all of the media outlets that were trying to smear
me for defending Kyle Rittenhouse.
Prove my point.
I was right.
Yeah, it wasn't about being conservative or liberal.
It was like, hey, I watched a video and here's what really happened.
Kyle was defending himself.
Then they all come out and they scream the far right because they're lying nonstop.
Then it turns out to be correct.
So I'm really fascinated.
This is what the left and the right is.
Name a left wing political position.
Irrelevant.
I can sit here all day and we can talk about taxation and social policy or whatever.
But the real question is, which stories did you fall for?
If you don't fall for the lies, you're right wing.
Yeah. Well, you're correct that their positions are irrelevant in many ways,
and even they will acknowledge this. So on the one hand, whenever anyone points out that there's
a problem with the far left, their response is, oh, why? Because we want free healthcare? Like,
what does the far left even mean? And then someone like Tim comes out and says, hey,
I'm actually in favor of free healthcare as well, but they still call you far right because you don't fall for the same stories
they do.
That's the weirdest thing.
What is right and left?
Yeah.
What do you think of it?
So there's this disinformation governance board.
I don't know if you guys talked about this, but what happens when the next president is
Trump or DeSantis and he goes, okay, we have this disinformation governance board.
She's out. My guy's in. It's insane. goes, okay, we have this disinformation governance board. She's out.
My guy's in.
It's insanity.
No, no, no.
I think if it's Trump or DeSantis, they might just dissolve it instantly.
But I'm just saying hypothetically.
Mitt Romney, if it was Mitt Romney, somehow gets elected.
Then he's going to be like, it's time to put on a new guy who's going to talk about what's the real truth.
If it's DeSantis or Trump, Trump's going to be like, I'm getting rid of it.
It's wrong.
But imagine the hysterics if he goes, yeah, you guys, great idea, everyone.
Last administration, I love this idea.
Here's my guy.
But that was true back when the establishment were playing a game of hot potato,
when it was like John McCain versus Obama.
It was just shill establishment.
Didn't matter who came into power.
You know, George W. Bush comes in with all these wars and Barack Obama was like, we're
going to change it.
Then gets in and is like, I'm going to kill kids instead.
Then Barack Obama signs the indefinite detention provisions.
Then Barack Obama increases the drone attacks.
And you know that if a Republican like Mitt Romney were to win, it wouldn't matter.
But then Trump won and he broke these people.
Yeah. So we were sort of talking about that the other day. And I don't think that's an effective
thing to say to left wingers, unfortunately, because they know that while right wingers
could use that power to be authoritarian and suppress them, that they actually need that
power in order to survive. Because in order for like left wing orthodoxy to flourish,
you basically have to scare people into pretending to believe something else because no one's going to like voluntarily agree to the idea that children should change their genders, not the number that people are giving assent to it now.
Well, this is this is the crazy thing that two things occur.
When I made I made a point on Twitter, I said, it's crazy that if you believe children shouldn't be getting sex change surgery, you're considered right wing.
Two things happen.
One, I got called a transphobe.
And two, people were like, that's not happening.
You're lying.
The left isn't doing that.
And the response to every single person who says that is someone showing a news story,
talking about medical intervention, chemical or surgical.
And it's literally happening.
So either you're a lying grifter who's pushing right wing talking points to your right wing,
or you're a transphobe to your right wing. i'm like dude okay whatever i guess right the the um
the quintessential left-wing position that's not happening but it's good that it's happening you're
bad for opposing it i don't think it's transphobic to to care about to protect children from you know
gender surgery sexual surgeries at that point you know being transphobic is like meeting someone that's an adult person that's trans
and being like, I don't want to be anywhere near that person or I'm going to talk crap about them.
We do have a bunch of stories specifically addressing that in schools,
but I do want to focus on this real quick while we're talking about, like, media manipulation and lies.
We have this from the New York Post.
New CNN boss Chris Licht to focus on truth after a slew of scandals.
Chris, it is honorable that you would try to purge CNN of its trash,
but you will never, you will never save that brand.
I'm sorry.
CNN's new boss kicked off his first day on the job by telling employees
he wants to focus the network's reporting on news and truth
amid criticism over the scandal-scarred network's heavy emphasis on opinion-based shows.
Chris Lick, to officially replace CNN's disgraced boss Zucker on Monday following Stintz's executive producer at The Late
Show with Stephen Colbert and CBS This Morning, circulated a memo to his employees saying,
too many people have lost trust in the news media. I think we can be a beacon in regaining that trust
by being an organization that exemplifies the best characteristics of journalism. Fearlessly
speaking truth to power, challenging the status quo, questioning groupthink, and educating viewers and readers with straightforward facts
and insightful commentary, while always being respectful of differing viewpoints.
First and foremost, we should and we will be advocates for the truth.
You know why I'm saying that?
Because the dude who now owns the majority shareholder in Warner Discovery said he wanted
to, or something happened where it came out.
It was reported he wanted to purge all of the opinion lefty garbage from CNN.
So this guy is like, I don't want to lose my job.
I believe in truth as if I'm ever going to go to CNN for truth.
This is why I can't stand the subjectivity of truth.
Truth is not an objective state.
People perceive reality as objective objective but the way you
perceive it is your truth so people are going to see reality in different ways for one person to
attempt to arbitrate that as insanity here come the ones give me the ones give me all the ones
give me 20 of them also what would cnn be like what what does he envision cnn to be with you
know he's like it's going to be this truth and you're going to purge all the, like in this scenario
where it's all purging all these,
like, you know, the far,
like what is it going to become?
Just a late night with Stephen Colbert.
Yeah, I don't know.
Part two, apparently.
Exactly.
How could this guy have worked on Colbert
think he's going to,
everyone's going to trust him.
He probably did the vaccine dance.
Yeah, I know.
I think he did.
That was probably him.
Oh my goodness.
Who was it who did the Fauci thing
where they were dancing and then they had the thing that
they spread it open and they were spinning with it and it was like a big picture of Fauci's
James Corden.
Was that who it was?
Oh, my God.
Dr. Fauci.
Wow.
That song, we should...
It's just like...
You know...
Even Seamus was yawning after that one.
I know.
I was like, I can't...
It's the Jeff Bezos.
Yeah.
You know? it's it's it's the jeff bezos you know it's like these shows like colbert they exemplify
that joke jeremy boring made about bezos they're they're wealthy and powerful but just so not cool
and it's just absolute cringe you know seriously when when colbert for those who didn't see it he
did this thing where he had like what was it like women and men dress up like syringes dancing yeah
yeah jeez
and it was like
he's so zany
I can't believe he went there
who were they
so I have a couple questions though
did they do any market research
and if they did
who were they targeting
are there like
there's no one my
I can't imagine anybody
in the key demo
is watching that going like
I enjoy this
Colbert
whoever watches it like the people who like Colbert probably were like, this is great.
I've always thought he was trash.
On the Daily Show, when he got his start as a correspondent, he was just a liar and a fake.
He was doing comedy, but he was a liar and a fake.
He was doing a character, at least.
Then he got his new show where he's playing the Republican fake guy.
And he tells people, he was like satire show but he would say things
that he didn't believe as they were real and
like just screw people's minds
bull crap artist and
then he's on this show like we're supposed to all of a sudden believe
anything out of this guy he's a trash
liar for a job
I mean maybe he's a nice funny guy but I've never
seen him like dig under the surface he was great on
strangers with candy if you ever saw that show
I couldn't bring myself to watch actually he did it did look like he was pretty good in that
movie like as an actor it was a show but yeah he's a talented actor yeah as you can see he's
playing a role his new show is it's as bad as it gets i don't trust i've never trusted him i made
a video in 06 about this about colbert's artistry is his crap artistry i don't i've never liked that
guy and when jack posobiec came on here and said that Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert were the spearheads of the politicization of comedy,
I think that makes so much sense.
No, I didn't mean to interrupt.
No, no, no.
I was just going to fill space.
Well, I was just going to say that I remember that years ago,
we talked about this on the show a little while ago,
actually on this episode,
about the whole clown knows on, clown knows off thing
that a lot of these late night hosts, and john stewart would do i remember he got into a
debate with tucker carlson and he was grilling tucker and tucker starts pointing out factual
inaccuracies with john stewart's show and his reporting and he goes because it's a comedy show
it's like oh was that the bit was that the bit that you were getting facts wrong on purpose no
you wanted your audience to think that that was true the jokes were in other parts of the program
like that's so obnoxious stewart is one of those guys that
he'll say something and then if you get dig into him he's like hey i'm a comedian lay off idiot
but then if you say it he's like no you know try and throw his like weight of being popular at you
it's really gross and it's like it's fine to do jokes and politics right but if you're saying
something that you intend for people to believe as true and it turns out to be false you don't
get to fall back i'm like oh come on be false, you don't get to fall back.
I'm like, oh, come on, man.
I make jokes.
Don't take anything I say seriously.
Didn't you know?
Yeah.
No, I don't like it.
Well, this is the embodiment of that obnoxious kid when you were younger being like, you know, I'm just playing.
You know, I'm just playing.
I'm just joking.
But if he can get away with it, he will.
So this is classic.
I love you, Danny.
But comedians sometimes do this where they like to pull up the ladder after them.
I don't know if you've noticed this, but they use the worst
language.
I haven't noticed that.
They pull up the ladder after them
and I really feel like this is just like...
Literally so many of my favorite comedians.
All of them.
David Cross used to be literally my favorite comedian
and he did all the stuff
where he's almost like
he's now apologizing for
everything he did and he's like everything i did that was so funny eight years ago is you know all
cancelable stuff or like the guy that took all the psychedelics and he's like hey don't do psychedelics
yeah yeah i had a great time like the 90s were a great decade but you were just water for you you
know i gotta i i've been i wondering, though, if this can last.
So I pulled up Colbert's ratings.
He had a total average viewer of 2.95 million.
And this was reported as of June 9th of 2021.
So last year, he was getting 2.95 million.
And I'm like, that's the live plus seven race.
I don't know what that means.
Is that key demo or something?
Look at this.
It seems like a lot.
Here we go.
Adults across 25 to 54, the late show wins with a 0.5 with 614,000 viewers
against Jimmy Kimmel's live with 489,000.
And the Tonight Show is with 477,000.
Okay, that makes sense.
So Colbert beats Kimmel and Fallon with a 0.2 over their 0.1s.
I don't know what that means, and they don't give me the full –
I think that's like the share – the decimal is like –
No, look at this.
Look at this.
Across total viewers, late night averaged 1 million viewers over the season.
So is that Colbert?
Is he late night?
No, that was Corden's that you just – I think you said late night.
No, look.
Oh, that's Myers' late night. Myers' late night average. And Corden's that you just i think you said late no look late oh oh it's
myers's late myers late night and cordon's late late show right there's so similar names it's
such crap i know it's so stupid but it does look like in the key demo it is only like half a million
viewers yeah i mean i don't know anybody who watches these shows yeah yeah i was gonna say
it's crazy but those are people our age. Yeah. That many. I mean, also, you get as many watchers as these super highly produced, insane budget shows.
Yeah, man.
I mean, it's amazing.
Our margins are incredible.
We're doing crazy stuff with it.
I can't say exactly what we're doing, but we're doing some infrastructure stuff right now.
Dancing syringes.
Yeah, that's right.
Dude, that's such a good bit.
Yeah, come on.
Rooftop syringes.
Dude, dude.
Let's put dancing syringes on a, that's right. Dude, that's such a good bit. Yeah, come on. Rooftop syringes. Dude, dude. Let's put dancing syringes on a TV show report.
I will hire 1,000 people to dress up like syringes and dance in D.C.
Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
No, dude, that's the thing.
Like, the late night show, every now and again, there's some late night stuff that at least
was decent in the past.
So I thought Conan was pretty funny, but I wasn't tuning in every night.
It's a weird format because an incredibly good comedian can maybe churn out an hour a year.
And you have these comedians who have to go on stage every night and do like 45 minutes of material.
It's just even if they're good and they're not ideologues, it's not going to be good.
Yeah, that's a good point.
It used to be an interview show.
We talked about this last week, and now the interview format is on YouTube.
People make their own.
Johnny Depp doesn't need to wait to get invited on The Tonight Show to talk to the crowd.
He can just make it a YouTube video.
And they're promoting stuff always, right?
They're like, hey, I'm promoting my movie.
And you're like, why am I watching you talk about your movie?
I can just watch the all about.
It's kind of like when people would write reviews about video games.
People are still trying to do that. You just go to YouTube and watch the... It's kind of like when people would write reviews about video games. I mean, people still trying to do that.
You just go to YouTube and watch the gameplay footage.
If I want to see if the movie's good, I just go to YouTube and watch the clips.
I just had a crazy idea.
I think we should do it is to have bands.
Have bands?
Yeah.
Like these shows will periodically be like, you know, we have a musical guest playing music or whatever.
Friday nights maybe.
Like we used to do the Friday jams back in the day.
We'll do a Friday night show,
and then we'll also have a musical guest to
perform afterwards, play music, and
we'll just start taking over this space, I guess.
It's gotta be, like, not
family-friendly. That's a big problem with these
shows, is they can't say the wrong thing.
You can't give the middle
finger to the people during the show.
Meanwhile, you don't do it.
I know, you don't do it.
I know.
You see?
But if we're going to do just hardcore rock scene, bring it back.
Full on.
Getting people naked on stage.
He swore.
I get one a month. No jar?
Yeah.
But just, yeah, I'm all about it.
Let's bring the real back to reality.
Well, look, I can.
Studio audience?
Live studio audience?
Ooh.
I mean, we could.
Chickens?
Chickens as the audience?
Yes.
You bring them out?
We've talked about doing Friday nights at a venue and doing it like a live thing.
I'll explain this to people who don't know because I know a lot of people probably do.
The reason we try not to swear is not because we're worried about YouTube or anything.
It's because there are people who listen to this on their way to work or picking up their kids.
And I actually had – we got people emailing being like, hey man, I love your show
but like,
when you guys say these things
I don't want my kids to hear that.
And I'm like,
that's a fair point.
You know,
if we don't have to swear
we shouldn't swear.
I guess we do.
About swearing and profanity,
I find some things
can be profane
without the cuss words.
Like if you can say things
that are very graphic sexually
that aren't cussing
but way worse
for a kid to hear
than saying the F word.
Totally agreed.
And action movies with death and murder and stuff.
I think with parents too,
they don't even care so much about the word.
It's the fact that now the kid just says it all the time
and they don't really get it.
And then it's just like inconvenience.
You know, they just keep, they hear it and they go,
oh, I just say this all the time.
You're like, you can't say this at the grocery store.
No, you can't.
Interesting.
Yeah, the F word has a lot of different meanings
depending on how you use it. Very versatile word. It's one of the most versatile. I think you can't. Interesting. Yeah, the F word has a lot of different meanings depending on how you use it.
Very versatile word. It's probably the most
versatile. I think so, yeah. Is it an adjective?
It's a verb? We actually
have a story to talk about with kids
and stuff. We have this from the New York Times.
It is how a debut
graphic memoir became the most
banned book in the country. That's crazy.
Maya Kobabi's book,
Genderqueer, about coming out as
a non-binary, landed the
author at the center of a battle over which
books belong in schools and who gets to
make the decision. So I don't know if you could pull that up
and we can show the image.
Can we? What?
Yeah, it's just the article from the New York Times.
So the issue here is the New York Times
won't actually show you what's
in the book.
Because what actually got this book banned from libraries is sexually graphic images and the books directed at minors.
I can only describe it that way. If I were to actually say what the book showed, then parents would probably be upset, which I can respect.
But YouTube absolutely would give us a flag.
A million percent.
So what will happen is when the show is over, we'll go and it will give us the yellow demonetization thing.
Then we've got to request it.
If I describe to you the images in the book because they're sexually graphic, we will get confirmed demonetized.
And the clip from the show will also be demonetized.
And you could potentially,
YouTube will punish you with down ranking.
So they used to do this in the past
where they would apply codes to your channel,
which would make it harder for people,
like shadow banning basically.
If I tell you what's in the book
and this book showing sexually graphic images
was being put in school libraries
and when people complain about it, the New York Times defends the book, doesn't show any of the images.
Why?
Could you imagine what would happen to the New York Times if they showed these graphic images?
It's people doing things.
It is cartoon images drawn of the author, by the author, showing people engaging in activities, we'll
call it that.
It's young people, though, isn't it?
Yes.
One of its, yeah, one depicts minors.
Oh, my goodness.
One of the images.
I think they both might depict minors.
What makes this the most banned book?
Like, what is the, how do they quantify that?
Think about what they're saying with this.
A book with sexually graphic materials was in a children's school library when it got
removed. It's the most
banned book. Yeah, well, Hustler
is not allowed in the school library either.
Yeah, Hustler is definitely more of a banned book.
Better articles, too. Oh, but Hustler
was never put in and then banned, so technically
it wasn't. Right, right, technically.
No, it was always banned.
It started out banned. It was never allowed.
So where is the
line? And this is why I think when it comes to left and right, it's just literally tribe.
It's like, do you bend the knee to what the left is?
Because if a kid walked into a grade school with a hustler, the teachers would freak out.
If a kid walks in with this book, well, it's educational.
Well, it's not just the kid walking in with it.
It's the teacher walking in with it and showing it to the kids.
Right, dude, you.
Yeah.
No, I'm serious.
They should be in prison.
Yeah, really.
I mean, you are a danger to society and you're a danger to children if you're showing them pornographic images.
Yes.
That's it.
Hustler, for instance, is nudity.
This is actual sex.
This book is showing it's cartoon sex, but it's sexuality.
That's a little different than nudity.
Are they actually depicting minors in these cartoon images, in these drawings they're doing?
I'm pretty sure the most notorious image from this, which depicts an adult activity between two people, is they're minors.
I'm pretty sure the point of the book is –
If you can't tell, yeah, if you can't tell, you've got to err on the side of yes, they're a minor.
It's called Lolly.
You can't mess with cartoons of young-looking people.
But look at this.
Look at this.
This woman here, they're like – the New York Times gets this woman to come out.
Her name is Mandy Zhang of Wappingers Fall.
New York is planning to start a band book club.
Hey, all right.
We can show up and bring Playboy with us because that's not allowed in schools either.
Right.
This is the fascinating thing to me because I hear this argument from the left where they're like they're trying to ban books.
And I'm like, there are tons of books that are legitimately banned from these schools when they talk about, you know, wanting to ban critical race theory books. And I'm like, there are tons of books that are legitimately banned from these schools.
When they talk about, you know, wanting to ban critical race theory books,
just as a blanket statement, I can't remember who he had on the show, but I was like, I don't want to do that. I think schools, depending on the age, should critically discuss what this book is.
My issue is when they inject the ideology into their classes without telling you what they're
teaching you is the praxis of critical race theory.
What about having...
I don't want books banned, but here's my point.
It's not a banned book club to bring porn.
You're like, these books are...
Actually, that's a great...
Sounds like an awesome book club, by the way.
Yeah, no, that's a good...
No, that's a sketch.
I've never considered joining a book club before.
That's a sketch or a cartoon.
So we got two comedians to make comment.
You can either of you can take it,
where people are like, it's a banned book club and the book I bought is Playboy.
But like they're literally, no, they're making the argument for why the book should be banned too.
Yes.
What do you mean?
They just don't realize it.
Like, can you believe, like they're making an argument in favor of banning books because when you use the phrase book ban, it doesn't really have a positive connotation.
You're like, there's this book ban.
Look what's on it.
You're like, maybe we should have a book ban. Maybe you shouldn't let children look at everything in
schools. It's easy to make your own book now, too. So any any psycho can make a book about crazy
stuff. Get it in under the sensor radar like Amazon. You can publish your own stuff on Amazon.
If you posted these pictures on Instagram, they would ban you. Yeah. Well, they would delete the
post and give you a warning. Well, and look at, you had
Amazon insiders complaining about Matt
Walsh's book, Johnny the Walrus
being number one.
And if I'm not mistaken, they were actually trying to
derank that? I don't know about deranking, but
they got it removed from children's. Okay, yeah.
So they had it removed from the children's section. So that's not acceptable.
But showing graphic lewd images, as far
as we understand, which actually depict minors,
is acceptable.
That is hideously disgusting.
Is there a way for people to find this image
so they know what we're talking about
without actually having to show it?
It's on Twitter all over.
I mean, if you Google search it.
I don't want to encourage people to look for it.
It's not good.
Know thine enemy.
You do need to know what's in this book
because the way the New York Times is painting this
is they took a picture that she didn't even put in the book
and they said, oh, this is what the artist draws.
It's like, oh, mom, I think I might be bi.
Oh, that's so sweet.
How could Republicans possibly want to ban this?
If this is actually what's in the book, that's crazy.
They're just being mean.
But that is not what's in the book.
And I was so relieved to see that this tweet that the New York Times put out
about this article got freaking ratioed right to heck
because everyone's like, this is what's actually in the
book i was like did you guys put the picture in the article of course they didn't can you scroll
does it say 18 years and up yes it does it does indeed where's it says right there 18 years and
up where where exactly is it uh reading age and the little the the icons which way could that
that uh no like the the all the row of oh here yeah, here, here, here. And it's not even a kid's book.
They say historical and biographical fiction graphic novel.
So 18 years and up.
So why would anyone complain that it's not allowed in schools?
Yeah.
Because they're perverts who want to groom kids.
Yeah.
Or they're ignorant and they're foot soldiers for a mass movement of psychosis.
I've been overusing that word psychosis.
I know, but it is.
I don't think it's possible to look at this book
and claim ignorance.
New York Times.
Dozens of schools pulled it from library shelves.
Republican officials in North and South Carolina,
Texas, and Virginia called for the book's removal,
sometimes labeling it pornographic.
Suddenly, Kabob was at the center of a nationwide battle
over which books belong in schools.
Yo, Amazon says 18 and up.
The scandal is that these were in schools in the first
place is there constantly too like a blue state red state debate where you know blue states go
these are the books we don't think are appropriate and you know it'll be like huckleberry finn or
something yeah that's a killer mockingbird whatever you know like they just they kind of
go back and forth and they just it's weird that they have their it's usually race and sex but
hold on hold on look if the, this is the derangement
and the twisted nature of the activist left.
Any leftist could come out
and start speaking out against this
and be like, this book shouldn't have been in there.
We don't see it.
We see the defense of it.
We see the New York Times defense of it.
They do come out and talk about, you know,
Huckleberry Finn.
Oh, it's got old racist terminology.
It shouldn't be in the schools.
It's racist and insensitive.
There was a big story about a kid who complained
because they had to read the book
and the book uses the N word.
And it's just like, okay, that's a book
which is contextual history.
It was written for a period during a period
and we could address that critically and talk about it.
That's fair.
This book is literally labeled 18 and up and depicts
sex acts between people, and that shouldn't be for children. Yeah, and it's just something some
pervert made because they want to show children and warp them. It's not as if this is something
that's part of America's foundational classical literature that it would be important for a kid
to know. What concerns me is when someone is warped as a child and then grows up and warps
children the same way they were warped, like the cycle of abuse, you know, you know physical abuse the kids beat by their parents they grow up and then they beat their kids
i hate to see the same thing happen with sexual abuse so i'm not saying that transgenderism is
sexual abuse but i would be afraid that some of it maybe no no it's the exploitation when people
are abused their minds get pretty crazy so when you have abusers masquerading as the LGBTQ positive whatever.
We've seen this.
They try and sneak it under the radar.
They make people look bad.
They make the whole community look bad.
But I think the left is so instinctive to defend any and all, you end up with bad people getting away with bad things because they'll just feign being part of some community.
I want to mention Huckleberry Finn's in the Library of Congress.
Good.
1876 published.
Mark Twain.
I read like the first third of the book.
I remember it was awesome.
I honestly, I'm trying to think now too.
I'm like, I honestly think when I was in high school, maybe not, maybe elementary school,
but we did read it.
And like, you know, you read it out loud.
And I was like, man, if you were that kid who got that page.
Watch out.
Is that the one where Huck was going down the river on the raft with Jim?
Is that Huck and Jim on the river?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that book's amazing.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, yeah, it's all the time.
But yeah, it's like if you, especially now.
PBS, banned Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Why has Huck Finn consistently landed on the list of banned and challenged books?
Because it talks about race
and stuff like that.
Absolutely.
Jim is like the black guy and they're good friends.
Huck has massive respect for the guy.
Isn't the point of the story
that he's belittled for his race
and it's completely unfair?
He sees past that.
It's such a good book, man.
I didn't finish the book, but it was so good.
I think it wasn't that good.
I was 12, I think,
when I read it.
You can't allow it,
but adult material
that Amazon says
is for 18 and up,
just, can we just,
can I, my friends,
if ever someone comes to you
and they're like,
what are you talking about?
And, you know,
what's going on?
And they don't believe you
when you tell them
weird stuff's happening.
Just go to Amazon, look up the book, Genderqueer, and say, what's going on and they don't believe you when you tell them weird stuff's happening just go to amazon look up the book genderqueer and say what age is the recommendation
and uh whoa this just came out yeah whoa this just broke right now what let me just finish that point
yeah finish your point show them the genderqueer thing show this is this is groundbreaking but
show them the genderqueer thing show them the banning from
schools and show them the outrage and ladies and gentlemen do we have make the breaking
roe v wade is gone yeah baby oh that is beautiful that is a very good day for this country there you
go that is incredible this is this is i want to read more i just saw the first tweet about it. Oh, my goodness. Supreme Court has voted to overturn Roe v. Wade.
We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled.
Justice Alito writes, initial majority draft circulated inside the court.
Oh, my.
This is nuts.
This is incredible.
Now, here's the funny thing.
Whenever issues of left and right comes up,
they say, when is Tim going to defend abortion rights? And I just want to say one thing very
clearly. When they come out and they're like, the left hasn't gone left and the right has gone right,
my entire life, the Republicans wanted to ban abortion outright. Do you know what the Republicans
want to do today? They've gone so far right, they want to ban abortion still. That hasn't changed.
The left used to be in favor of some
restrictions, like a compromise. Now they
want it completely unrestricted. I'm not going to defend you
on that. I want restrictions.
So here's
where we are. This is 8.32
p.m. breaking. The Supreme Court
has voted to strike down the landmark
Roe v. Wade decision.
This is nuts, according to initial
draft majority opinion
written by Justice Samuel Alito,
the draft opinion is a full-throated,
unflinching repudiation of the 1973 decision
which guaranteed federal constitutional protections
of abortion rights
and a subsequent 1992 decision,
Planned Parenthood v. Casey,
that largely maintained that right.
Wow.
We hold that Roe v. Casey must be overruled.
He writes in the document labeled as the opinion of the court, it is
time to heed the Constitution and
return the issue of abortion to the people's
elected representatives.
I just want to point out, like,
during the show, Lydia will, like, pull
up a story. It's like something's happening. But usually
it's like, oh, we'll get to that. And then I saw this
and I'm, like, trying to make my point and I'm just like,
I'm just like, I'm just like. So what's he saying? That it becomes a state issue? State to state? Yes. saw this and i'm like trying to make my points and i'm just like so what's he saying that it becomes a state issue yes yes yeah and this is because
they strike down roe v wade everything that every subsequent uh court hearing that was based on roe
v wade is now struck as well yeah well they're saying it'll be what in two months planned okay
there's gonna be a lot of abortions between now and then this is this is earlier than we thought
i thought it was gonna come out in june What's Planned Parenthood v. Casey?
This is incredible.
You guys know what that is off the top of your head?
Planned Parenthood v. Casey?
What are you asking me?
1992 court case, Planned Parenthood v. Casey.
I'm not sure.
Simply put, using the context clues,
it was an additional case in a similar vein
that reaffirmed the rights of abortion federally.
Wow.
I mean, this is extremely good news.
I was not expecting to be this happy at the end of my day today.
Well, that's it.
I'm moving to Canada.
No, this, I mean, this is incredible.
So many children are going to be saved.
Roe was egregiously wrong from the start.
Its reasoning was exceptionally weak, and the decision has had damaging consequences,
and far from bringing about a national settlement of the abortion issue, Roe and Casey have
inflamed debate and deepened division. I'll just say this.
There is no middle ground in the issue of abortion. There's none. There has been attempts
at compromise. That's what it used to be, safe, legal, and rare. That's where my family was.
I remember my family, my dad would say, it's always wrong. But, you know,
sometimes there's issues where we don't know if we have the right and the government and stuff
like that. So it's always a more libertarian approach. What we're seeing now from the left
is the argument that it's constitutionally enshrined to terminate the life of a baby,
which goes well beyond any position I've ever held. But I've always been in the more libertarian
position, which is a very difficult position
because there's serious moral challenges to it
that I don't have the answers to.
So I don't have a strong moral position other than...
It is a crazy thing that it really splits
right down the middle.
I feel like if you just took a random subset
of 5,000 Americans,
it would be right 50-50.
Well, it's because on the merits of the argument, there is no middle.
There's no rational compromise.
It's not possible, yeah.
There's no compromise.
And it's also fascinating because when you consider the fact that the Supreme Court case on gay marriage was decided 10 years ago and basically the entire population is in favor – or a very large majority of the population is now.
And you can lose your job basically for saying you aren't.
Then you consider the fact that Roe v. Wade was decided, what, 50 years ago?
Something like 73, I think.
Yeah, and so many people have maintained their opposition to it.
So the left never saw the cultural shift that they wanted to with it.
Thank God for that.
This is a really incredible day.
I mean, there are millions and millions of children
who are not going to be slaughtered because of this. And so often,
the right loses, fails to take ground, and just allows the left to advance more slowly.
Today, we have experienced one of the most incredible experiences that we could as a
movement, because if we stand for anything anything it has to be innocent life i uh i remember when they they were i remember them talking about when roe was passed there
was a growing approval of abortion among the states and when this happened they were like
approval changed like people stopped approving of it and i honestly hope that this is the first
in a long series of steps that we take to send these issues back to the states i am very
hardline on abortion but this has always been a state's issue it should have always belonged to
the states because this is not something that was given to the federal government in the constitution
and the 10th amendment is extremely explicit about this anything that's not given to the
federal government should be left to the states because the states are much more in tune with
what a smaller subset of the population that live in that area think and believe so hold on hold on there a minute so i'm i'm trying to
tweet this out but this is an initial draft of the majority opinion it seems extremely likely
this is what's going to happen but it was leaked so it is still early and the fear is because it
was leaked the left will now launch some kind of –
That's why they leaked it.
It says it will not be final until it's published in the next two months.
So it seems extremely likely it will happen.
But what if the left goes nuts?
What if?
They're going to.
What if?
Hold on.
Sure.
My point is what if by then they change their vote?
Well, don't they have a majority?
Because I think you went down and said it was all – is it five to four?
And what happens if Antifa goes and burns down a bunch of cities and then all of a sudden they're like, oh, no, we changed our votes.
That was a draft.
We don't agree.
Do you think that would change their minds or would that set them harder?
I think actually – I don't know if you guys – do you guys hear that?
I think it's the lady from the women's March.
You know what I mean?
Is she shrieking?
You can hear her.
She's screaming.
I think I can hear her.
Do you hear that?
I hear it.
Roe v. Wade.
Growing up, Roe v. Wade was like the gold standard from my liberal mother family.
It was always like, you know, we got Roe v. Wade.
That's part of, and that was only six years before I was born,
but I guess that was like such an intrinsic part of women's rights,
according to my parents' generation.
I'm going to say the two magic words.
You guys ready for the two magic words?
Uh-oh.
Does anybody know what those magic words are going to be?
I don't know if you would, Danny.
Seamus?
You're fired.
It's happening.
We got a Ron Hall callback.
Yeah.
The two words that Tim Pool likes to bring up.
Touch of the sea. Second word, W. The two words that Tim Pool likes to bring up.
Touch of the sea.
Second word, W.
Can't win.
Chicago White Sox.
Pretty good.
Civil War.
Stephen Marsh.
I've got a tweet here. Did you grab the musket?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
I have a Civil War musket.
It's never been used.
No, no, no, no.
Keep the powder dry.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Keep your powder dry.
YouTube doesn't allow this. I actually do have a Civil War Union. It's never been used. No, no, no, no, no. Keep the powder dry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your powder dry. YouTube doesn't allow this.
I actually do have a Civil War union.
I'm a dumb Canadian.
Okay, listen, listen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know these rules.
You need to hear this.
Stephen Marsh, we had on the show, wrote a book called The Next Civil War.
I think that's what it's called, right?
I believe so, yeah.
He wrote a follow-up article saying that he believed abortion had the potential to be a similar moral catalyst.
Now, I've been saying that as well.
I want to read this for you.
This is from Dan Diamond, who is a Washington Post reporter who said, quote, he's quoting,
I think, from an article.
He says, no draft decision in the modern history of the court has been disclosed publicly while
a case was still pending.
This is full on sabotage of our federal government by a political faction we
cannot survive if after hearing this news if in two months they say due to extenuating circumstances
and extreme political pressure we've changed our position what do you think is going to happen in
this country well who leaked it that's what i want to know so what is this uh this opinion that alito
issues is the only issue to the other justices?
It sounds like they all voted for it.
I'm totally having to move back to Canada.
So one of these, they probably did it in a closed room.
I don't know the process.
But one of these justices may or may not have leaked this to one of their aides.
And then that aide leaked it to the press.
Or the justice just leaked it to the press.
Either way, this to me is evidence that we need to get rid of all of them
and put new justices in.
Nine new Supreme Court justices?
If one of them is corrupt, that entire system is –
if one of those justices –
Everything's corrupt.
Yeah, I mean, the next nine.
We can't keep justice opinions secret anymore.
What about if they get the next nine through a reality TV show?
Yo, this is crazy.
I'd watch it. Everybody would
watch it. I wouldn't be happy with that.
It's like The Apprentice. It's Trump.
Oh my gosh.
And you've got 35 candidates.
And he's like, you're too far left. Get out.
You got a rose. Quite frankly, I don't
like the decisions you've made the past
to be honest.
The president should not be putting people in the court like that.
That is insane.
That's how it's been doing for 200 years.
That's how it's worked, I know.
But it's just insane.
No, no, no.
There's a confirmation process.
Yeah, but it's like a clown court.
And it's like the Senate gets to do it.
It's not even that people don't even have a say.
It's crazy.
I want to say a few words, my friends.
So every winter, things calm down because people are indoors and they can't go out and do crazy things.
And every winter for the past 11 years or 10 years as I've been covering conflict, winter comes around and everyone says, I guess it's all over.
The riots and the protesting and everything is done.
And I'm like, dude, it's snowing outside.
Okay.
Give it a few months and in the summer you're going to see it get crazy again. And then I was thinking about
this just recently because Stephen Marsh wrote that article that abortion could be, it's, he
says abortion is a similar moral issue to what slavery was for the civil war. And I've talked
about that. And then I was like, I wonder if a lot of people are still thinking that there's not
going to be some escalation. And then I'm just like, I genuinely believe something will occur that will be an unprecedented
escalation.
We have never a court.
That's what they're saying.
Never has a draft leak of a Supreme Court decision been leaked in modern history.
It is unprecedented.
This is one of the most dramatic escalations that there are Supreme Court justices.
Sure.
As Ian mentions.
I don't know if we get rid of all of them, who have staff or someone leaked this to the press, just undercutting our entire system of governance.
I'm really worried about what's going to happen over the next two months.
But, hey, man, don't be surprised if you see rioting and smashing of windows and just destruction.
That'll be a bare minimum.
But listen.
Yeah.
Lumber futures. That term limit status quo now but look look look i don't believe the left holds this as to the same moral standard
as the right does to the right it's a very strong moral issue to the left it's a tribal issue that
they talk about sometimes but here's what i was thinking if the ruling came out i didn't think
that there would be mass rioting over this.
The reason was the ruling is done.
What they would do is they would start petitioning and being like, we've got to win and we've got to get the courts.
We've got to win the midterms.
Putting the decision out two months early is perfect for the people who would riot.
Now I genuinely believe we may see riots because they want to influence what the vote actually is. Now excuse my ignorance about the – but does the elections not factor into this because the Supreme Court –
They do not.
Yeah, it wouldn't, right?
Because the Supreme Court said – unless you need someone to die or step down in order to change that, right?
So this is the Supreme Court that currently exists.
They're not elected.
They're appointed and confirmed.
The president says, I want this person to be a Supreme Court justice.
The Senate then says, I want this person to be a Supreme Court justice. Then the Senate
then says, yay or nay. So typically, if the Senate is controlled by party A, but the president is of
party B, you're not going to get it. So you usually need a presidency and a Senate of the
same party or at least same politics to make something like this happen. This is going to
get crazy. Yesterday was May Day. They should be voted in and then confirmed.
It should be a vote.
The people should vote on Supreme Court justices at this stage,
and there should be four-year term limits.
I disagree because once you get that vote in there,
you get the influence,
you get the concern about possibly being reelected or whatever,
and if people vote and make that decision,
they're like, oh, we regret it.
We're going to recall them.
I feel like there's so much more of a solid factor when you have the president put them into place.
And then they don't have to worry about a reelection.
And because it is a lifetime appointment, they don't shift so much with the tide as regular politics.
No reelection.
You get four years and you're out.
I don't want justices concerned about running for office ever.
No, no, no.
It's good that we have at least one branch, in my opinion, that is for life.
Kind of unchanged.
In Canada, the Senate is for life. Kind of unchanged. Why?
In Canada, the Senate's for life.
Yes, Lydia just explained it.
Yeah, but look how Canada's doing.
Yeah, not great.
Not great.
Not great.
You don't put people in charge of the country for life is like a dictatorship.
It's crazy.
But you have three branches, Ian.
That's only one branch.
And they can impeach them.
So Congress can impeach a justice.
The president appoints.
Senate confirms.
And we've got the elected president.
We've got the elected members of Congress.
They all have varying degrees to their terms.
Congress is two years.
Senate is six.
The presidency is four.
That's a good thing.
Has that ever happened?
A Supreme Court justice getting impeached?
Was Thomas the closest?
Did they try?
No, no.
They didn't try to impeach him. They didn't try to impeach him.
They didn't try to impeach him.
No, no, no.
They tried to prevent him
from being...
Or they tried to prevent him
from being contrived.
Untoward behavior.
Indeed.
But the point is,
some people are appointed
for life,
and I think it's a good thing
because, as Lydia pointed out,
they don't change the tides.
They stick to their positions.
There needs to be an anchor.
Congress is very quick.
Every two years,
you get a who knows what,
although some people never leave.
And then the Senate is six years,
which is a bit longer,
and the presidency is four.
These different amounts of time
allow there to be anchor positions
so the country doesn't just implode instantly.
Unfortunately, it's not working so well
because the country looks like
a very slow implosion.
Also, it took the Federal Reserve
to come in and take over the country
and now abuse our system
and put these people in power for life and then pay them off in the background yeah there's been
three impeachments of justices the second one in 1804 yeah they're like old like for drunkenness
and insanity you can't just be drunk and be a you can't be a crazy drunk guy yeah that's i think
there should be a real there needs to be one supreme court justice who is a drunk
all the time he's he's the he's the tiebreaker and he's drunk all the time I think there should be a rule that there needs to be one Supreme Court justice who is a drunk. Samuel Chase. Aren't they supposed to represent the nation?
All the time.
He's the tiebreaker, and he's drunk all the time.
He's lit up on moonshine.
And crazy.
He's got to be drunk and crazy.
You give him that triple X moonshine.
Seamus, what do you think is going to happen?
I don't know.
I can't make a prediction here.
I very much hope that this is official, that it is overturned.
I know it appears as if this was leaked early.
I'm not in the business of making predictions in this day and age, but let's keep praying.
Let me tell you what the problem is with you, Seamus, you conservative types.
What's the problem with us?
You are satisfied by restriction on abortion going to the states?
I'm not satisfied by it.
I'm not at all.
No, I think we need to go further.
No, yeah.
Yeah, I would make it illegal nationwide if possible.
What if they take a boat out to international
waters and do it? No.
You prosecute them the same way you would if somebody
took a boat out to international waters to kill their already
born child. Let me reframe it.
I was trying to be
sly.
I'm bad at that. That's the
conservative problem. Conservatives
will very much be satisfied by saying, it's a states' rights issue, whereas the left outright is like we want unfettered access nationwide no matter what.
The left takes the extreme position.
The right settles with the compromise.
Generally speaking, yeah.
That's usually how the right operates.
It's very sad.
I think it is starting to change.
More conservatives are waking up to the fact that trying to meet in the middle is not working for them.
It's going gonna get crazy what's come about with the whole texas the the rule that they have with
like the six weeks and like the suing and didn't another state it's done all but what has actually
like happened since other states passed similar yeah didn't what louisiana or something or
mississippi i think yeah let me i'll tell you what's going to happen. Right now, I assure you, there are tons of red states that are immediately drafting outright bans,
knowing that in two months, they've won.
I don't understand, though.
If doctors do it, then they're going to go to prison?
A bunch of women do it?
Are they all going to go to prison?
Didn't, uh, what was it?
Now my friend.
The doctors would go to prison, yeah.
I want to ask you guys some questions.
I don't know.
I've asked this question, I think only in the members only before, but I have a question.
If you saw someone about to kill another person, you are legally allowed to protect the life of others. So if an evil man was pinning down another man, choking him, you could use
lethal force against the aggressor to save the life of the person being harmed in most circumstances.
Obviously, if it's like there's a cop who's, you know, attacking somebody because they're fighting
and you intervene, you might get in trouble. But if the cop was actually trying to kill the,
like, just strangle the guy out, maybe. So here's the point. If Roe v. Wade is overturned and in red states they pass laws outright saying an unborn child is a life and a doctor is about to perform an abortion, what would happen if someone intervened to protect the life of that child as per the law of their state?
This is where I think we get into Civil War territory.
Because now it's getting scary.
You're going to get like the bombing of abortion clinics coming back that's different well but i'm saying people would
be doing it under that guise where they're saying vigilante justice if there's no legal distinction
between saving the life of a child and an unborn child because they are legally the same thing
and you have a doctor who's like i am am going to now perform the incision on the spine. And someone says, I will stop you by any means necessary.
You might end up with stories where the courts say it was self-defense to stop the killing of that child.
So I think that's where we can get into Civil War territory.
I'm concerned about miscarriages, man.
Like a six-month pregnant woman falls down and hits her stomach and the baby dies then
what are they going to charge her with manslaughter because she didn't protect and defend the baby's
life she allowed it into a dangerous situation i guess in this sense it would be what the actual
procedure of right well then you're going to see a bunch of women falling over and landing on their
stomachs there are people yeah yeah maybe i mean just like i don't know well when abortion was illegal and
they had what all the back alley so they're abortions i'm sure some women will find a way
i don't know that's true yeah so there were back alley abortions all the supposed numbers of women
who died from back alley abortions were literally completely fabricated bernard nathanson who
founded nair all admitted later on in his life after he actually converted and became pro-life
because he saw the errors of his ways that he was
literally just making all of it up.
But yeah, that's the answer to that question.
Right now, there are people
who will be driving their car. No, I'll tell you
a story from my neighborhood. There was an old man
driving his car and he ran over a 14
year old girl and when he went
ba-boom, ba-boom, he stopped,
put the car in reverse and backed
up, not knowing what he hit and
crushed her head like a melon he did not get charged
uh why because in order to charge someone you need several criteria and an accident like this
with an old guy they said he wasn't negligent he was just an old guy driving and he hit somebody
panicked and killed her he didn't see the person before he hit him they they uh he didn't negligent. He was just an old guy driving, and he hit somebody, panicked, and killed her.
He didn't see the person before he hit him?
He didn't see her.
He was driving normally. He was driving the speed limit.
He was doing everything right, but he was just a
bad driver. And
my understanding is, I don't think he got...
I'm pretty sure he didn't get charged. They just took his license away from him.
There are a lot of people who
do things... Like, you could be
driving down the... You could be driving down there you could be driving
and someone it can be pitch black on a road and someone jumps in front of your car and you hit
them and you don't get charged and they'll be like you were driving you should have seen him
then a politician didn't that happen to a politician where he said he hit a deer
well i think he's getting charged yeah well because he will he lied he was like i think i
hit a deer and hit a person i was and they're like we found glasses in there. My point is, I really doubt.
That's brutal.
I think in the circumstance where you're driving your car and you hit somebody,
and it was a real accident where the person jumped out in front of you and you were doing everything right,
you might still get charged.
If it's a woman who has a miscarriage and it goes to the hospital, I think it may happen,
but it will be extremely rare that the cops are going to be like, let's lock her up.
That's terrifying.
Yeah, I mean, you'd have to find me an example of that actually happening i know
a couple years ago there was a story where a woman put like a fully developed unborn child in a
dumpster and so they i think they were investigating to see whether or not the child like was born and
then she put it in the dumpster or if it was a miscarriage but i don't know of any examples of
any of the states where abortion is currently restricted or illegal where women are pursued for having miscarriages. In fact, in the ones
that we've seen, the penalty only falls upon the doctor. Yeah, you can't really tell if it was an
intentional destruction of the fetus through miscarriage or if the woman actually miscarried.
That's why it's scary to me about charging people for that in a place where abortion is illegal.
But you, I mean, in abortion procedures, after a certain point, they actually go in there
and they rip the child out piece by piece.
You would be able to tell.
They snip the spinal cord.
Yeah.
They take a tool to cut the base of the neck and then start dismembering it.
And yeah, we've talked about this.
Yeah, it's no good.
It's like, I think what's going to happen now is these, there were a wave of red states.
They were passing these like 16 week ban, 11 week ban.
And that was the catalyst for getting to the Supreme Court.
And then the Supreme Court said,
we're going to go beyond your argument for your 16-week ban.
You can do whatever you want.
Now I think red states will just be like, okay, many of these same states,
I'm willing to bet, right now are drafting up absolute bans.
Like Oklahoma already did one.
I wonder if they just have them ready to go.
They do. Like break. Well,. I wonder if they just have them ready to go. They do.
Yeah.
Like, you know, break.
Well, there's two things.
Wyoming does.
Trigger glass.
You know, break glass and overturn.
Exactly.
There's trigger laws.
Yes.
That say as soon as Roe v. Wade is overturned, they instantly go into effect.
But what I'm saying is right now, states seeing that Roe v. Wade has not been overturned yet,
but it will be, they're going to pass a law right now and be like, you can't sue us because we're going to win in two months anyway, so good luck.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Hopefully.
Maybe you guys can explain to me why in some states, in some instances, it is a double homicide if a pregnant mother is killed, like in the case of Lacey Peterson.
And in other cases, it's not.
Does it just depend on what the mother wants?
I would argue that Roe v. Wade should have made that absolute nationwide.
If you're going to argue that abortion can be done in any state in the country,
that with only certain limitations,
then you should not be able to charge someone for killing a fetus.
Right.
Because that would mean the Supreme Court said you could kill children.
Right. That is consistent.
Right. So getting rid of this now now it makes sense that some states might say it's a crime in some sites might some states might say no right it's possible that
antifa loses their mind over this but i will say that i kind of hope that okay it's unlikely
it might happen it might happen but i do hope that this will be a red pill for the supreme
court justices.
And then they can look at this and say, okay, this is definitely something that should not
be in the control of the Supreme Court.
It should be, at the very least, left to the individual states and possibly banned outright.
Because every single state has prohibitions against murder, obviously.
And I think that this would be the closest comparison we could make at this point in
time.
Although you could also say slavery but if every single state has prohibitions against
murder then you should also be able to say that every single state should have similar prohibitions
against abortion we haven't gone that far yet yeah exactly so one argument that people will
make when they say abortion should be left up to the states even though they believe it's murder
is that generally whether murder or how to prosecute murder is left up to individual states but that doesn't really hold water because it's not as if states are able to
say murder is altogether legal here and we're not going to go after anyone for committing it i think
the federal government would step in at that point so i do believe there's very good reason i will
abortion at the federal level i think every leftist nightmare is now about to uh occur that
if you live in a city like new y or Chicago or Los Angeles, nothing will change.
Yeah.
Literally nothing.
Because Roe v. Wade just returns the right to the states and those states already legalize it.
Well, there will be one thing changing in New York, which is I know so many women who honestly thought it was like Handmaid's Tale.
We're just like we're living in the Handmaid's Tale.
And they were saying it pretty hyperbolically before,
and now it's going to be like, for them,
it'll be like a little in their minds, a little less.
They're going to be like, no, it literally is Handmaid's Tale.
Everything is Handmaid's Tale all the time.
It is.
I know people, I've had conversations.
I know.
I had a conversation with a girl at a comedy club,
and she was crying.
This was before COVID even happened.
And she was in tears being like,
no, it's literally like The Handmaid's Tale right now.
And me and Ryan Long were laughing in her face.
To the point where she's like, why are you laughing?
And we're like, we got to go outside.
I'm sorry.
We had to excuse ourselves.
And now.
So the conservative states behind the glass,
they have these bills.
And then in left-wing states,
they have The Handmaid's Tale behind the glass.
It's like break a case.
That's going to be a hot costume this year
in blue states.
In blue states they have the
thing that says break the glass in
case of right wing
extremism and it's already broken. There's no glass
left. The book's gone.
They took it out 20 years ago.
That's perfect. There's no book left.
The woman runs. She goes, where's the book?
It's not here.
We've got to refill it.
We've got to put more books in.
Yeah.
This feels like.
The one book.
Also, wait, can I just make a point?
So the only books they ever reference are Harry Potter and Handmaid's Tale.
It's like, okay, those are like television shows slash movies.
So I know you didn't read them.
Yeah, you didn't even read them.
Dude, wait, wait.
I got an idea.
Oh, boy.
The Handmaid's Potter.
We should write it. The The Handmaid's Potter. Oh.
We should write it.
The Hairy Handmaid's?
The Hairy Handmaid's.
Hairy Handmaid's.
That's a little different.
Hairy Handmaid and the Sorcerer's Secret.
Oh, yeah.
And it's a book about...
Hairy Handmaid and the Stone's Tale.
Boom.
Are the wizards the bad guys in this one?
I don't know.
They're like a religious sect, and they make all the women wear the black robes, and they force them to be witches.
Also, it's funny because when you look at the synopsis of A Handmaid's Tale, it's like the men are able to have sex with all the women they want.
It's like, isn't this supposed to be a Christian theocracy where it's all about monogamy and one man?
This actually sounds more like the world as it is now where really rich wealthy dudes just sleep around with whoever they want and then if she gets pregnant they just kill the baby and
his wife has like the appearance kept up but he's doing whatever he wants it's much more in line
with our culture a lot of that show i've never seen it the whole i know i've never seen it either
right but from what i understand from what's been explained to me it's basically that uh there are
women who are forced to carry children
for men who basically own them.
Isn't it like the population collapses?
Something like that.
Yeah.
That's what's modern day.
Let's pull up Handmaid's Tale.
It's like post-apocalyptic.
And then so the Christians,
like Christian theocracy takes over
and they're like, we need babies.
So the men have to have babies.
And so the women are just forced
to be broodmares for the state.
That was a George Carlin quote, by the way.
There you go.
The totalitarian theocratic government of Gideon establishes a rule in the former United States –
or I'm sorry, of Gilead establishes a rule in the United States in the aftermath of a civil war.
I mean, Tim, you're always talking about civil war.
Maybe you think it's a handmaid's tale.
I kind of think it's a handmaid's tale. Oh, my gosh. No. Oh, my God. think it's a handmaid's tale. I kind of think it's a handmaid's tale.
I didn't know.
Oh, my God.
It's definitely a handmaid's tale.
It's definitely a handmaid's tale.
Look, we've got to admit it.
It is a handmaid's tale.
Tomorrow on Fox News, you're going to see the different opinion commentators and journalists
sitting together like, it's time to tell them, it was the handmaid's tale.
There's something to it in that isn't the Catholic Church's, the point of it was like,
don't use birth control because we want as many Catholics born as possible and don't have sex with people out of wedlock.
Make sure you stay in your Catholic union.
Well, it's make sure – so that's part of the natural law though.
I mean that isn't specifically Catholic.
It's every religion.
Yeah, until like 50 years ago, it was every religion that said wait until you're married and don't use birth control.
I don't know if you know this, but monogamy started back thousands of years ago because
John Q. Monogamy didn't want his wife
messing around with other guys.
Originally, humans
would just have
orgies, but vampirism began to
spread. So to contain the spread
of the vampiric disease,
everybody had to pair up.
Otherwise, you'd be a vampire.
I was just thinking about being a vampire earlier today.
Because I was looking in the mirror at my white, white skin.
I haven't been outside in like three days.
All that privilege.
James, you should do a cartoon where the news anchors are reporting
and then they're like, breaking news, Roe v. Wade.
And then the women take off their clothes to have handmaid's tale outfits underneath.
Like, we told you this was coming.
So I did a cartoon a while ago about the Supreme Court not forcing nuns to pay for Plan B pills.
And they're basically surrounded by these feminists.
Like, my life is a handmaid's tale.
So I've done it.
You guys should check it out.
You guys should go watch that video right now.
I mean, Margaret Atwood just bought a new boat.
I'll tell you that much.
She just read this.
She goes, that just bought me a new boat.
And Handmaid's Tale has been renewed for like 30 seasons.
She's on the phone right now.
She's like, of course I saw the news.
All right.
She's going to be – imagine she's like so evil.
She's like, this is the greatest thing that's ever happened for me.
She's like, saw the news.
My publisher leaked it.
She's like filling out a donation form to a bunch of Republicans.
She's like signing the check and then the phone rings and they're like, don't send the check in.
She's like, why?
It's done. She goes, ah, she goes ah she tears good good good everything's according to plan yes
so she's like the female uh 1984 george orwell oh my gosh that's true she's like she's like the
feminist spoiled modern liberal woman george orwell yeah but she got in trouble actually uh
for some sort of gender um mistake
she made as well some sort of thing she kind of no like she's some sort of you know she said the
wrong thing and then everybody who loved her instantly kind of she said it instead of they
like something very benign that a 70 year old woman might make that mistake and then she had
people really turning she's like my summer house just
got one story isn't it hilarious though that like that's something you can kind of say about you
either can say about everyone and anyone or will be able to say about anyone they got in trouble
with something they said about gender i don't know like dude oh man so my life is the handmaid's tale
i'll tell you that riots are no riots um you know i'm leaning towards riots just because we haven't
had riots.
By the way.
If you're a rioter, you're kind of getting itchy right now.
You've been like, how long has it been since the last riot?
You broke that glass, bro.
Yeah.
In case of anything.
It's like a black mask.
Every Target right now is calling up their wood guy being like, hey, we need you to come and board.
No, no, no.
That's true though.
I'm willing to bet big chain stores
right now, right
now, I'm willing to bet executives
high up at big box stores are
sending out the alert. They're saying, get notifications
to every store. We want
them ready to board up at a moment's
notice. I mean, I live right beside Union
Square in New York. I guarantee you tomorrow
or at least this weekend
there will be some huge thing and
there will be some damage.
Corporate is like, prepare the wood to board up the windows
and then PR, prepare the letter of solidarity
to tell the rioters we're standing with them as they burn our building down.
In New York, yeah. In New York, they don't need
a logical reason to riot.
Of course.
My experience with New York is that they don't damage too much.
I don't know about that.
Soho was like destroyed.
Really?
Yeah.
You mean too much relative to the amount of things there are to damage?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, maybe.
Like in Minneapolis, they were burning down buildings and police stations.
And in New York.
There were no burnings, but there was a lot of looting.
I mean, there was a few police officers.
There was the cop cars got Molotov cocktail.
Oh, that's right. Yeah, there was a few police officers. There was the cop cars got Molotov cocktail. Oh, that's right.
Yeah, there was some.
What concerns me is that if there's a riot and the government really wants to go full regime totalitarian,
they can send out the feds, martial law, crack it down, put these people in prison for life, totally turn on them.
And then now we've got our militocracy.
I do think the Biden administration would do that.
He's such a psycho.
Like, he's so uncalculable and vapid that, yeah, I think he's the kind of guy that could go complete insanity.
He just created a – what is this?
This put this woman in charge of his like disinformation regime.
No, that's not true.
The disinformation regime told me it's not true.
That was disinformation too?
I don't know what to believe anymore.
It's the information government.
I don't trust any one guy to be in control in general but but i trust the woman lost it totally amen because this is not we need more
female power not the handmade sale i don't want to i don't want to put that out there too much
that it could happen but it could happen it could happen we're not we're like two steps away from a
totalitarian regime military crackdown you know what actually really funny if like instead of
putting on hoodies and black bandanas they all dress up like handmaids yeah they're like rampaging through new
york with those red i'm telling you you're joking about this this is like gonna happen
like asap like these these all these antifa people decide to wear the handmaid's tale outfit to make
a point but then night falls and they go nuts and they're just running around in these dresses and
bonnets oh my. Oh my goodness.
But you know what's funny too is like the riots
are going to be in liberal cities.
Yeah.
Man, before the last presidential election,
my area was boarded up.
They're like,
we hate Trump!
So they're smashing up Democrat windows.
Yeah, why?
Okay, guys.
Sticking a stick in the spokes
of their own bike, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
Right, right, right.
How could Trump do this?
Just destroy your own city.
Yeah, but... Good job. But that's actually a better meme for the people who live in the city of their own bike, you know? Right, right, right. How could Trump do this? Destroy your own city is great. Good job.
But that's actually a better meme for the people who live in the city
who keep voting for these people.
They vote for sympathizers, for the rioters,
and then complain when
their windows get smashed up.
Maybe you shouldn't vote for it.
In case you weren't alarmed enough, a vote for Democrats
is a vote for people to riot
in your city whenever politics doesn't
go the way they want.
Riots are dangerous, and I do advocate for bringing up the military.
I got to read this.
The key paragraph that's being shared right now.
Of a handmaid's tale?
Deliberations on controversial cases in the past have been fluid.
Justices can and sometimes do change their votes as draft opinions circulate,
and major decisions can be subject
to multiple drafts and vote trading,
sometimes until just days before
a decision is unveiled. The court's holding
will not be final until it's published, likely
in the next two months. They are
saying in this article, riot now!
What they're saying is, several of the justices
have expressed that they're severely
depressed and don't know how they can go on
in this world.
Hillary Clinton said. justices have expressed that they're severely depressed and don't know how they can go on in this world yeah right exactly hillary clinton said yeah recorded a report from a close friend hillary clinton hey oh man yeah it's not gonna be good to be family members of any of these
supreme court justices for the next two months you're not gonna be good to be in any secret
service details if you're a supreme court justice i thought that Trump should have sent out the military to put down the riots.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's interesting that you mentioned that because I was going to say, do you really
think that the Biden administration would crack down on Antifa?
Because when you talk about the disinformation act they're pushing through, that is 100%
pointed toward the right.
There's nothing going against the left from the Biden administration, and there never
will be, I don't think.
They're useful idiots, and they'll be thrown under the bus when it Biden administration. And there never will be. I don't think. Well, they're useful idiots.
And they'll be thrown under the bus when it's time.
That's my concern.
Oh, they legit leaked the actual entire PDF.
Oh, yeah.
The whole thing, dude, is leaked.
Wow.
Oh, my.
It's wild.
90 pages.
That's not cool.
Yeah.
Wow.
I got to read this.
Who put the wrong person in the group chat?
Seriously.
98 pages.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Do you know who got leaked to?
Politico. Yeah. They leaked it right pages. Oh, wow. Wow. Do you know who got leaked to? Politico.
Yeah.
They leaked it right to Politico, which is troubling to me because this is the branch
of government that should not be political.
It shouldn't be because, like I was saying earlier, they're not elected.
They don't need to worry about an upcoming midterm or anything like that.
They just need to focus on reading the Constitution and trying to follow it exactly as written.
And this is the reason that they're kind of protected from the vicissitudes of elections is so they don't have to be influenced by politics.
And this, to me, looks like they are trying to use Antifa against them, which is deeply troubling.
Yeah, I mean, well, that's because Antifa is the militant arm of the Democratic Party.
Yeah, 100%.
I mean, there are elected officials and celebrity activists that just bail those people out of jail whenever they riot
and try to burn down a city to intimidate the people in that city
to adopt their policy.
So it's pretty straightforward at this point.
You think they're having fun at the Met Gala right now?
Oh, dude, they're loving it.
It's all screams.
They're on the ground rolling.
I knew I should have wore my white bonnet and red dress tonight.
I was going to make a statement.
I can't believe I wore my white dress.
I should have worn mine.
Do you see that person wearing the weird metallic outfit?
No.
The one?
You know what?
It's probably 20.
I know.
I bet you every single person to take the microphone on stage tonight is going to say
something that they think is really brave.
What is the point of that Met Gala?
Well, the Metropolitan Museum or whatever whatever it's to raise money for the
museum i'm so sad it's like a fundraiser but then they they rich rich they they got you know rich
elites and then they got all like the hollywood and all that stuff into it made a whole production
out of it so this says right now barricades are up around the supreme court building just minutes
after reports i'm telling you my house my area is to be on fire when I get home tomorrow. Do you need a couch, Danny? I'm going to.
I'm going to.
That's bold that you live right outside Union Square.
I literally live a few blocks from Union Square.
Danny, nice area.
We have a spare bedroom.
We have a bean bag.
Honestly, just put me in the chicken coop.
I'll live in Chicken City.
It's warm out there.
Just do a $5 super chat to release my breakfast.
You're shoving the chickens out of my kitchen.
I know this is so better than living in New York.
$20 gets you a joke.
Chicken City is legit
nicer than New York City.
Right now it is, no question.
Those chickens have a sense of purpose.
I'm really wondering, did I lock my door? Let me tell you. It is. No question. Yeah. Those chickens have a sense of purpose. I'm really wondering. I'm like, did I lock my door?
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
Let me tell you.
It wouldn't matter, bro.
I know.
If Antifa tried to riot in Chicken City, Roberto and Roberto Jr. would you go and not allow
it?
Like the cops in New York back off and then stand down, but not Roberto and Roberto Jr.
Yeah.
They'd be coming at you.
They'd be drop kicking you.
And Antifa would like legitimately be scared of a chicken running.
I promise you.
I promise you I promise you
we need more trains hate crime chickens to attack me while I'm fighting
this really is kind of the perfect storm though because there's so much pent-up rage from all
the people who were ready to riot after the election who didn't because they won yeah
people probably just had like you know cases of molotov cocktails
ready to go riot blue balls yeah no it really is though they were ready to go there was everything
was boarded up and then they go ah like it was kind of shut down it's like what do we do now
it was going to be the super bowl of rioting it was and they're wearing like hockey masks and
they're like let's go and like biden wins and they're like but now now they're wearing like hockey masks and they're like, let's go. And they're like, Biden wins. And they're like, ah.
But now, now they're like, finally.
And it's getting warm, purple. And, and, and they'll get to ride again in June.
Are you not supposed to smash riots to oblivion if they happen in your country?
You're actually supposed to like smash them as they.
So it's difficult.
I've heard different theories on this.
I've heard some people say that part of the reason it's so difficult to govern over something like that is because you really have to like nip it in the bud early.
But when you do that, it can appear as if you're cracking down on people or being peaceful.
But like as soon as any violence starts, you have to just immediately remove any violent element.
Because like fire, it spreads.
Well, but also the problem is that that's kind of what they're saying they're doing with like in Ottawa and stuff.
They were trying to say that, And that was total like bull.
Like, you know, especially the one right now with the, what is it?
The bikers, right?
Because they had the convoy before and then now they have the bikers.
And they just straight up came out and they go, oh, you know,
we got to make sure there's no like hate crimes.
And you're like, this is not on the table.
Like you're just kind of saying this to plant the seed.
Brian Tyler Cohen says, when we expand the court, this will be why.
Because you lost?
Yeah.
Yeah, this country's being ripped to shreds.
Yeah, they can't run.
Just outright ripped to shreds.
To shreds.
It's antiquated.
It was written, Rogan says this from time to time, it was created in a time when people
rode on horseback and rode with quills on paper, and they had to go to Washington, D.C.
to partake in the dead.
Now we're all like phone calling.
I disagree.
That's like saying the circumference of the earth was calculated at a time when people were carving stone in tablets and parchment.
I mean, certainly we shouldn't believe.
No.
Yeah, but we didn't have like cell phones.
The system was created at a time when men wore bath sheets and bathed in public.
Just demanding that they have to be in Washington is a vulnerability and also slows down the
process.
I don't know.
That's don't worry.
They don't show up a lot of the time, bro, bro.
You got to read political philosophy, political science.
The reason why we require our politicians to travel around the country to D.C. is that
throughout history, the founding fathers knew the further away leadership was from a capital, the more
corruption would expand. So you needed
some kind of oscillation to keep the culture
moving closer and then
outside. If you have a
capital, and look
at the Roman Empire. The further you got
away from it, the less the laws mattered and everything
started falling apart. But then you have video chat.
So like distances warped, time and
distance are kind of the same thing when you can.
There's a reason why we don't video chat people on this show, because these these lefty guys on Twitter will smack talk and scream.
And you'll say, come on the show to have a real conversation.
Then when you go live, they'll bring some other random person is a person and to go, oh, we smack down.
So I don't play those games.
Well, if you're under oath as a government official, then you're not going to swerve in some.
No, no. The issue is you need to sit down with people and have to confront them and look them in the eyes.
If you're debating, yeah.
But if you're just making a vote, like they had on the Amber Heard Johnny Depp trial,
they had witnesses actually tell a community in for the first time they'd ever seen it.
They don't vote.
No, they just came in and gave testimony.
So I think they should have to go in.
But they don't even have to.
When Marjorie Taylor Greene goes in and says, I want a roll call vote, and then everyone's forced to come in.
That's why I like what she's doing.
But they don't.
That's the problem is she got them to that time.
When the Freedom Caucus does their watch, remember they told us this?
They have the Freedom Caucus because they're all crooked.
The Freedom Caucus has to have one person constantly there saying, roll call vote, So it forces all of the members of Congress to do their jobs.
That's a good thing.
And if they didn't have to be there, they'd never go there.
And they'd be like, just sign me up on yes on all of them, and I'm going to go fundraise.
And that's basically what the Met Gala.
They're running for re-election.
That's another problem, too.
The whole system's busted up beyond repair.
Is that safe to say?
Well, Thomas Jefferson had a bold quote, which I don't know if we should say,
but it is a historical quote about the Tree of Liberty, which everyone probably understands.
Intriguing water.
And there's a general idea that every couple hundred years,
we need to have a reassessment of where we're at with our laws and how they're working.
The problem with that is if the left is in Congress and we do a reassessment,
they're going to be like, we will now strip the rights of half this country away because we have half plus one.
So it's like, how do you do it?
I think that the constitutional amendment process is fairly good.
It's allowed us to protect ourselves from democratic tyranny, the tyranny of the majority.
There are crazy evil people who will lie, cheat,
and steal to gain power. And it's not hard for them to rally a bunch of dumb people to destroy
the Constitution, but it's really hard to do with the system we have. If all they had to do was
rally 51%, 50.01% of people to take away your rights, your rights would be gone. They would
find some way to do it.
So I like the system we have, but I certainly think the amendment process is the means by which we fix it and change it. Yeah, but it's also the way we can destroy it. Like the 16th Amendment
created income tax. That's true. That's true. Yeah. So you're saying the Constitution should
have never changed? Well, no, I don't think that's true. I like that you can amend the Constitution,
but maybe these amendments should only stand for a certain amount of time
and then they wash off unless we re-vote to have them put back on.
Oh, but wouldn't that potentially have you lose the guns?
Yeah, there's a problem.
I would imagine you would exempt the Bill of Rights from this.
I think so, yeah.
I don't know.
Those are amendments.
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What's this?
Louie Cordero says, Tim, I just got great news.
I work for a defense contract company in L.A LA and they just disbanded the mask mandate.
Also, I really think you should check out a band called Havoc and check out their lyrics
on the album Conformicide.
Interesting.
Rilo says, Jeremy from The Quartering launched a coffee company called Coffee Brand Coffee.
Check it out if you like his content.
I am not associated with Jeremy.
Ooh, competition, huh?
All right.
Let's see.
Is Jeremy just sending people over here?
Apparently.
Definitely.
A lot of people are mentioning this.
Yeah, I saw several of them.
He's got coffee.
Must be great coffee.
All right.
Good marketing.
All right, all right. No more coffee, no great coffee. All right, then. Good marketing. All right, all right.
No more coffee, no more coffee.
Eric Miller says, check out Liberty Doll on YouTube.
She covered a story about how NBC and Pennsylvania AG office broke federal law for a story about gun control.
Interesting.
I would also like to shout out Krigler Coffee, Adam Krigler's coffee brand, which is also stupendously good.
The gamer blend particularly, I remember.
All right.
Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says,
Tim, we need not forget that before Twitter-ish,
Elon was the SpaceX guy, Tesla guy, the boring co-guy.
The left can radicalize anyone against them.
That's right.
No, dude, he's an idiot.
He's not bright.
He's not a very bright guy.
He accidentally made PayPal.
Yeah, look, if I was born into idiot. He's not bright. He's not a very bright guy. He accidentally made PayPal. Yeah, no, look, look, like if I was born into-
You know the story about that, right?
He fell down and he dropped PayPal on the ground.
He tripped and his credit card fell into the floppy disk drive and he went, and it worked.
It worked, yeah.
He just had all the-
It only works if you have a bunch of money on it.
Right place, right time.
Yeah, from his parents.
Dude, if I was born in the same circumstances as like Elon Musk and his background,
I would have like
five times as much money as him.
Oh yeah, you would have been
like five PayPals
and sold them all to each other.
Yeah, that's right.
If my dad gave me
a small one of a million dollars,
I'd have two billion dollars.
Trump has like three.
All right, Donovan.
Frankly, it's six.
Okay, six billion.
He used to have more.
Donovan Davis says,
Tim, the left are literally the Sith.
They misuse and abuse the tools and people around them for their selfish psychopathic ends.
The Sith can't hold on a power but can only attain it due to their arrogance and craving of power for the sake of power.
Does that mean that the right are the Jedi?
Well, you know the left took the word Jedi, right?
Justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion.
What?
Sounds like a sick title.
And now they have Jedi classes.
What?
Yep.
So these kids go there thinking they're going to get to learn to use the force.
And instead, they're having beliefs forced on them.
Oh.
All right.
Let's see.
Ola says, Tim, what dates were you in Ukraine?
Comments on Azov, Ayd as of i dance for boda right sector
steven bandera etc comment union house in odessa as well i was in um it's all it's on vice if you
just look up you know the euro my dance stuff i think we were there maybe like around the new year
i think it was like maybe november of 2013 or something like that bandera is interesting
step on bandera i think is his name he was like i don't know if he's considered him a nazi but he
considers himself a nazi he was and he was just like the hardcore nationalist violent movement
during world war ii was it yeah we're sure okay yeah all right joseph says you are correct tim i
live in rural minnesota and even republican boomers believe this stuff around here that's
right this is what's so bizarre about it, right?
Because these news networks cater to a more left-wing audience.
When you're looking at CNN and MSNBC, and the boomers are the only people who watch it,
but they were the ones who prided themselves on being the nonconformist generation that stood up to authority.
They're like, I'm only going to get my news from the authorities.
Yeah.
I mean, there's boomers on both sides.
I mean, there are boomers on both sides, but the boomers on the right are actually like,
look at this link I got from conspiracy.blogspot.net that proves that.
And then they click it.
It's like a phishing scam.
Where'd my money go?
It's AmericanPatriotWarriors.website.net.
Like, look, this proves it.
It's like Trump's going to be president in a week.
Look at this, son.
.webs website is real.
Is it?
Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
Dot website.
Brian, let's see, was it say Schnur?
Demand results, Tim.
Elon pays attention and will format subliminal results where it's due.
Let's grab the narrative.
Be relevant.
The zombies need a shake.
That's why we are planning a bunch.
You know, I wish we could do everything at once, all this crazy culture jamming stuff, but you can't.
You've got to do one thing, wait a month, do one thing, wait a month, do one thing.
Because if you did like 10 things in one month, it just wouldn't be effective at all.
You'd be like just throwing everything at the wall and it wouldn't work.
So we've got some plans.
Y'all liked the New York, I'm sorry, the Times Square thing we did.
We've got some plans akin to like hiring 1,000 people to dress up like syringes and run around the city.
Something like that, but not quite like that.
We've got plans.
Look, there's a lot of syringes out in L.A. already.
Oh, that's true.
We dress syringes up as people.
Hey, Elon, I want to advise you just to kind of lay off the going after people thing and keep creating stuff.
It's amazing he assigned for both, huh? I don't know. When he came out and started ragging on the media about Epstein, I'm kind of lay off the going after people thing and keep creating stuff. It's amazing he assigned for both, huh?
I don't know.
When he came out and started ragging on the media
about Epstein, I'm kind of happy.
It's entertaining, but I like the stuff they're building.
No, he's waking people up.
There are probably tons of people who are like,
what's that about?
Yeah, I know.
I just don't want another pariah.
Well, since 2018, he's been talking about something
that he called American Pravda,
which is where he was wanting to hold the media
accountable on his own site.
So I think it's just him continuing that idea.
Morgan H. says, hey, Tim, looks like Vice is trying to find a buyer.
You should make an offer.
Ten bucks.
Ten bucks.
Ten bucks.
Too much.
A bit high.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
That's like, dude, wow.
If it was Virtue.com.
Are they really trying to sell?
Because, like, dude, if they sold, I don't know, nine years ago.
If you bought Vice.
I wouldn't do it.
Talk about, seriously, talk about buying high and selling low.
Like, Vice, are they really talking about selling?
It would be them getting sold, basically.
Disney wrote down their investment to zero dollars.
For, like, half a billion.
I mean, it's probably one of those things where you buy them and you go, yeah, you have $400 million worth of debt now.
Enjoy.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, they pay you to take it.
Yeah.
They did take on a bunch of debt recently. the debt now enjoy oh yeah yeah yeah it's like they pay you to take it yeah they did they did
take on a bunch of debt recently so there's uh several ways you can you can get investment
so i think they took debt which is like a loan basically so they owe money tpg capital is their
biggest owner 44 really disney and a and e networks are on the other 2020 thereabouts and then a guy Soros owns 10%
Soros fund management
does he really
Soros
he is such a prankster
that guy
it's just the brave search
and then Shane Smith
has 20%
Zach Snow says
just because Tim said
here comes
here come the ones
Ian here's a 20
spin the UFO
that is what I'm talking about
did you see Ian
I bought the air things
Ian's just trying to blow on the UFO.
I'm going to do it the old way.
Ready?
I'm going to spin this thing.
You're going to knock it up.
No, dude.
I'm good.
So I bought the air thing.
It's downstairs.
Okay.
Next time we'll bring the air thing.
The air thing.
Wobbly.
Wobbly.
The keyboard cleaner.
Wobbly spins.
Wobbly spinning.
Wobbly spinning.
Many strange quarks, says Tim.
You should get flags for the blimp.
Ministry of truth and fly it somewhere cool.
59-year-old boomer member here that appreciates you all.
Yeah, so we have the Let's Go Brandon blimp.
We could do something with the blimp.
You see our blimp?
No, I haven't seen it.
We have this huge blimp.
What is it, like 20 feet long?
Yeah, I think it is.
Oh, you know what I actually did?
We put Let's Go Brandon on the sides and flew it around.
Here? Well, we flew it is. Oh, you know what I actually did? We put Let's Go Brandon on the sides and flew it around. Here?
Well, we flew it around out here.
We just made it because I wanted to retroactively make Wikipedia wrong.
Right.
I'm sorry.
Right.
Retroactively.
Because they once wrote that I invented a Zeppelin.
And then it wasn't true, and they wouldn't get rid of it.
And then eventually, after a few years, they did.
So I decided to actually make the Zeppelin so they'd be forced to put it back in.
And now I did it, but they're still not putting it back in, which is just not fair.
But does that count as inventing a Zeppelin?
Yes.
No.
So it was a live-streaming Zeppelin modification.
So they're like, Tim Pool invented a Zeppelin that could do live-streaming from the internet,
and so we hired a guy and we built one.
That's a weird thing for someone to make up about you.
That doesn't even sound like something a hater would say.
It was because I had done some of the first work in drone journalism i actually went down with like the the
american drone coalition government program like where can we set up drone research and they had
no idea what they were doing back in the day when when drone commercial drones started getting
released like i'm talking to these guys on skype from the government yeah and when i was like think
about what someone could put on a drone. And they're like, like what?
And I'm like,
like something dangerous.
Rainbows.
Like what?
Like a chemical.
And they're like,
and?
And then they fly it
into New York.
And they're like,
oh.
They're like,
sir,
are you planning to fly
chemicals into New York
to arrest you?
No,
I was like,
you guys need ways
to disable these things
within certain perimeters.
Like,
they just stop.
Because people, like this cheap technology.
But we ended up doing a bunch of crazy hypotheses and theoretical stuff.
And one of the ideas was making a Zeppelin.
But it was literally like me talking to a journalist and being like, we have a drone.
The drone can live broadcast over the Internet.
We built that.
We hacked it, me and my friends.
And I was like, what we want to do is a whole bunch of crazy stuff.
We want to be able to send it through mobile next.
We want to get like a Zeppelin that could do something similar.
And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they wrote, Tim Pool invented a Zeppelin.
And like, I never said that.
I was just spitballing ideas.
That's all it was.
All right, let's read some more.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall says, Chicken City is awesome, but no posting links.
Do we have permission to run a non-affiliated Discord for posting links?
Sent an email to Spin the UFO.
I don't know.
We have a Wiki, a Chicken City Wiki, on like Wikia Fandom or something.
Interesting.
Yeah, so people can make articles for like Sarah and Roberto and Margaret.
They were partying this morning.
Did you hear that? Probably 6 a.m. I don't know what the party was all about, but right when they woke Margaret. They were partying this morning. Did you hear that?
Yeah.
Probably 6 a.m.
I don't know what the
party was all about but
right when they woke up
they were just going at
it.
I go out there
periodically and scold
the chickens for not
working hard enough and
only partying and then
it's just funny because
it's like you chickens
better not be partying
out here.
You better get back to
work.
You crazy kids.
And then when the
chicken party happens
I'm like oh you
chickens.
That's the thrill of it. The audience doesn't actually know that you're in on it. That's right. Oh I know. And then when the chicken party happens, I'm like, oh, you chickens. Well, that's the thrill of it.
The audience doesn't actually know
that you're in on it.
That's right.
Oh, I know, yeah.
So we're planning that commercial for Tucker
and it's going to be,
did we say what the trailer
was going to be already?
We did, right?
I don't know.
I do not know.
I think we said on the members only.
It's going to be that
an old man Withersby
is trying to plow out Chicken City
to put up a parking lot
for his shopping center.
And then he's complaining to the city about all the parties.
And then the city inspector is like, if these parties keep continuing and these complaints, we're going to have to shut you down.
And then we're like, you mean if people give $5, they can help us raise money by feeding the chickens to save Chicken City?
And then at the end, it's like the old man.
He's like, these chickens have won.
What the heck?
And then he throws his cane and starts dancing with the chickens.
And then Media Matters says, Tim Pool launched a false advertisement campaign fooling people into donating to his pro-chicken charity when it went right into his own pocket.
It's not a charity.
It's a for-profit enterprise.
You're saying, but you're telling the public that this is their chance to save Chicken City.
It's fraudulent.
Well, it's a movie trailer, though.
So we'd be doing a commercial for our short- Okay, that's how you get away with your lies. All right. It's fraudulent. Well, it's a movie trailer though, so we'd be doing a commercial for
our short part. Okay, that's how you get away with your lies.
Alright, I see. It's a movie trailer? Just like
Jon Stewart. Clown nose on, clown
nose off. Yeah, you need
a disclaimer in the beginning.
The following movie
doesn't exist. Yeah, you give the long
order disclaimer.
Sexually based offenses
are considered especially heinous.
Chicken based offenses.
That's chicken city for you.
All right.
All right.
Let's grab a super chat.
Abba.
What does it say?
A basic bro.
There you go.
Tim, what do you do to unwind?
Danny, do your best impression of Ryan.
I'm not an impression guy.
I don't do impressions.
You do it. I don't even know if I can do a Ryan. I don't do impressions. You do it.
I don't even know if I can do a Ryan.
I don't think I can do a Ryan impression.
It would be smart.
What kind of sounds like this?
He's just kind of like raspy, but that doesn't sound like it.
I can do like that's what would be my kind of impression.
It's kind of be raspy, but it's not really an impression.
He talks like this and Ryan Long.
It's kind of raspy, but his voice kind of gets down when he talks a little bit.
He's always like this
a little bit.
Yeah,
but it's like
it's hard to get the...
It's a very unique sound.
I'm not perfect.
It's like a very unique sound.
So to unwind,
I don't know if I do unwind.
You never unwind.
So here's how my day goes.
I woke up today
at 6.30 a.m.
and then,
you know,
just morning routine stuff.
You know,
pluck your nose hairs and cover your face.
What?
And then I started reading the news.
I read the news as soon as I wake up.
Today I woke up at 6.30 because I wake up with the sun.
What's your news?
Where do you go?
Twitter right away?
Yeah, Twitter.
So my Twitter is a lot of the major news outlets and then other, you know, political individuals.
So then around like, I don't know, 7.30 I'm drinking coffee and I'm reading the news.
I record my first segment at 9.
Then I read more news and stuff like that, talk with the newsroom.
We're dealing with paperwork and stuff and building stuff, business stuff.
Then I record again at noon.
Then I record again at – I think I recorded at 2.
Then I skated for about an hour and a half or so.
I posted that on Instagram.
Then I made a keto grilled cheese.
Yes, it was almond and walnut flour with egg and then you
you know microwave it and then and then we did we came to do this show so uh and then on the
weekends I just sit there staring at the wall frustrated shaking like I need to make more videos
no that's not true it's a much more blank stare than that I kind of want to do a show on the
weekend do you I used to do shows on the weekend I stopped another no time to do any other work
something I like this last weekend I was like man I want to do shows on the weekend I stopped there was no time to do any other work something like this last weekend
I was like
man I want to create something
go do stuff
the issue was that
I used to have
I think for three years
zero days off
working every single day
of the week
and the problem was
I didn't have time
for any other business development
couldn't go to the bank
couldn't do paperwork
couldn't plan stuff
and I was like
I gotta take weekends off man
and now weekends are just kind of boring but i guess you know just skate the whole like
weekend weekday thing is kind of antiquated too like what's the difference every day there's no
news on saturday so saturdays are extremely difficult to produce for because nobody works
but that's that's what confuses me why does no one work why have we decided as a society that
monday through friday we work saturday and sunday we decided as a society that Monday through Friday we work,
Saturday and Sunday we don't,
and we'll change the way we describe the day as we end?
You could do Wednesday to Sunday and then Monday and Tuesday just become Saturday and Sunday.
It's because Saturday and Sunday are both the Sabbath.
So it's a religious thing.
Literally they're both the Sabbath, depending on which religion.
And you're supposed to rest.
You are supposed to.
Is that it, right?
Spend time with family.
You rest. The Lord's Day and the Sabbath to rest. You are supposed to. Is that it, right? Spend time with family. You rest.
The Lord's Day and the Sabbath.
Yeah.
So, yes, basically.
But also, I think there's also just value in general about having time off for people, you know?
Yeah.
Clear the mind.
We got a good one here.
This is Adam Gray.
He says, Senate election needs to go back to the state legislature appointment.
That is a check and balance on the Supreme Court we lost when it was made to be popular.
Vote agreed.
What is that? the 17th?
You want to look up the 17th Amendment?
Let me look it up.
Let me look it up.
Let me look up the 17th Amendment.
I think it's the 17th Amendment,
and I want to make sure real quick.
You have it?
Yeah, popular election of senators.
Abolish it.
No.
Repeal it.
One of the weirdest things about America
is that you guys vote for judges here.
Oh, yeah.
That's so strange to me.
What do you canadians
do they're like truckers in jail i don't want to hear it i mean i love america but like they're
not always lawyers right like judges yeah like judges here they can just you just kind of 99
percent they're lawyers okay but sometimes they're not always lawyers sometimes they're not and you're
like what was that about yeah yeah that's what i'm saying like in canada at least they're always
lawyers i don't know, man.
I don't trust a lawyer to decide a case.
That seems, but in a judge's sense.
I mean, I guess Jerry Springer, is he a lawyer?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
He's not a real judge, though.
Eric Nielsen says, homeschooling is possible.
Waldorf Essentials and Season of Seven Virtual School is empowering parents to take charge
of their kids' education.
Very cool.
Nayslayer says,isiana has a trigger law
making abortion illegal immediately upon roe being overturned amazing and i said it but i'll say it
again right now there are probably states being like we can enact a total outright ban because
we know we're going to win in two months so just do it oh you're probably a bunch of them tomorrow
morning yep they might they're probably like we have trigger laws but uh let's just do it. Oh, you're probably a bunch of them tomorrow morning. Yep. They're probably like, we have trigger laws, but let's just do it now.
They'll get sued and that's it.
It's over.
But I imagine what will happen is there's going to be more lawsuits and more challenges in different ways that will end up going to the Supreme Court.
And if the court changes by one vote, there you go.
One vote.
All right. True Binezz says and decentralization begins oh man okay what is this one can i read this one ricky says make abortion legal but anytime a woman gets
pregnant an attorney will be appointed to the fetus someone needs to stand for those who can't
stand that would be interesting because that would just prevent all abortions.
Yeah.
I mean, how can you give the death penalty to someone who hasn't done anything?
I just want to see that lawyer goes, your honor, my client just threw up.
Inside the womb?
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
Oh, no.
I guess once they're-
Your honor, my client doesn't want to die.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or the defendant.
I guess they're not alive at that point.
You have to sue the fetus inside you yeah
I'm suing you to get out of my body
oh I'm gonna sneeze
all right let's go
Bernie Katsuro what smacky frog
that killed me which one smacky
frog you are a hand
he said
you're a hand made
that's amazing we gotta write He said, you're a handmaid, Harry.
That's amazing.
We got to write that.
Yeah, can we get someone to write that?
I'll text it to you.
What is it?
Harry Handmaids?
I don't like that.
Harry Handmaids and the Stone's Tale or something like that.
The Stone's Tale.
You're a handmaid, Harry.
It's a woman named Harry or what? Oh, my gosh. All right, all right. Name is handmade Harry. It's a woman named Harry or what?
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
All right.
Name is of Harry.
What was I going to read?
Bernie Katsaroy says, Tim, along with classic American literature like Mark Twain's works, I will always be saddened that the same was done to the Laura Ingalls Wilder Award,
those little house books many of us grew up on.
Interesting.
I'm not familiar.
I don't know much about that.
Nash McGraw says, compromise. The right gives up the death penalty. The left gives up abortion. Interesting. I'm not familiar. I don't know much about that. Nash McGraw says, compromise.
The right gives up the death penalty.
The left gives up abortion.
Pro-life across the board.
Hey, how about that?
No killing.
Everyone's vegan.
No.
Then why do you have slave prisoners in that chicken coop who you force to make money for you?
You force them into labor and profit off their exploitation.
I've told you this already, Seamus.
There is a pandemic right now,
and I am keeping them safe in that pen from the pandemic
that they're not allowed to leave from.
I didn't see one chicken in a mask.
Oh, wow.
Try again.
Well, you know, you don't have to wear masks,
but there really is a chicken pandemic going on.
I know.
That's kind of crazy.
I heard about this. So in exchange for that safety, you know, they just got to do chicken pandemic going on. I know. That's kind of crazy. I heard about this.
So in exchange for that safety, they just got to do as they're told.
With the bird flu?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's killing all the chickens.
So these chickens, 15 days is how the spread started, January of 2021.
And just got to keep going until the cases go down, but they've only gotten worse.
So how would, I'm curious how that would be transmitted to the chickens that you have,
like a chicken from another chicken city runs on over and he coughs on one of your chickens?
Well, we bought chickens.
Or they go eating before 8 p.m. without their masks?
Yeah, I don't know.
How would a chicken?
What happens is if you get the chickens wet after midnight, then.
It's true.
That's what does it, yeah.
Don't feed them no matter how much they ask you.
No, I'm curious.
I'm actually genuinely curious
about that how does that how could that spread to your chickens if they're eating standing if they
come in contact with other chickens or chicken poop or anything like that jet stream so you're
probably spreading through the jet stream or you're probably pretty safe yeah but uh we bought
chickens so they'd be quarantined oh i get what you're saying yeah all right baron of gray matter
says the leaking of this decision could be construed as an insurrection
because it incites violence against the government.
These are dangerous times.
I don't think so, but I see what you're saying.
You're a handmade Harry.
Now get to work.
So good.
Yo, I can't believe it.
It's crazy.
People reporting on this.
Just Roe v. Wade.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says, wowr says wow seamus yes maybe a bit louder
sir sorry i was very happy when i was yelling about someone had a funny one but it just
disappeared did you say bro v wade earlier bro bro v wade oh my god there's a joke in there
there is a joke in there it's about like all the bro choicers who look i care about women's rights
and it's like literally just like wanting consequence freefree sexual access. All right. Waffle Sensei
says, the left argues the 14th Amendment
prevents the government from intervening in a woman's
personal life and choices. Life,
liberty, pursuit of happiness. And the baby
is property. The right says the baby
has human rights. So the left pretends babies
aren't human. Agreed. That's the problem
with the whole argument with the left is that, you know,
like, I think it was Vosh we had here because we
rarely have leftists. And he said, when he was asked i think charlie kirk asked him when
is a when is a baby like alive he said i don't know sometime after birth and it's just like come
on like there are babies that can be born at like 21 weeks yeah that can survive i asked this
question of vosh on twitter it's funny how like so many of these lefties just lose their minds
and they're a waste of time to interact with.
But with Vosh, I asked him if there was a procedure where a baby at any stage, a fetus could be taken out and implanted in a faux womb.
Do you think that should be mandated for all, all, you know, pregnancy terminations?
Or do you think it doesn't matter?
And then he said, I think his answer was something was like, it would have to be up to the mother
to decide or something like that.
It would be her choice.
And then I asked him if a woman is punched in the stomach by a man and she's pregnant but miscarries because of it.
Should there be enhanced penalties because of the baby's death or and if there are, should the charges be as the baby, the baby is the victim or the mother is the victim or should there be no additional charges at all?
And then he responded with the law has to be consistent and there would be additional
charges or whatever, which didn't really answer the question.
But my point was, if you want additional charges for punching a pregnant woman,
what are those charges stemming from?
The rights of the baby, like the baby was attacked and harmed?
Or the rights of the woman because the pregnancy is something special to her that you took
away from her as property?
I think it's the rights of the woman personally. Then the rights of the woman, then pregnancy is something special to her that you took away from her as property i think it's the rights of the woman personally then the rights of the woman then it wouldn't matter that she miscarried of course not unless you consider
the baby to be her property in that case her property was damaged you know what gets me is
like i have no responsibility to keep you alive seamus like that's your job and my job is to keep
myself alive so why is it these little babies are born and people feel like they have a duty or a
right to keep, like they have a, to keep it alive.
If no one wants it alive.
Yeah.
Also because you're not my parent, but a parent does have a responsibility to care for their
child.
If there is no parent or if the parent doesn't want it for whatever, I guess that doesn't
want it as kind of, what were you going to say?
If a parent has a child they don't want and they say, just kick the kid out of the house, they go to prison.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'd have to give it up for adoption.
Yeah.
But you can literally take a baby and put it on the doorstep of a police station and walk away.
Fire department.
Yeah.
Fire departments.
You can't take someone else's baby and put them on the doorstep of a police station.
Hold on.
Just so everybody knows.
So someone's going to give birth and then put the baby on a fire department?
This is the craziest thing when you hear these stories about prom night dumpster babies,
the woman, in many instances, has given birth and then just throws the baby in a dumpster.
And it's like, dude, you can walk to a fire department
and just knock and put the baby there.
And it's legal.
You're allowed to do it.
They have boxes for it.
As long as someone sees it.
No, no, no.
You just put the baby there.
Then what responsibility does the fire department have
of keeping that thing alive?
No, it's not a bunch of firefighters raising the baby.
What kind of sitcom do you think this is going to become?
No, it's they go find a home for it.
Yeah, that's a grand gift for a sketch.
Oh, my God.
The firefighters.
Oh, hey, I guess we're raising this baby, huh?
Yeah, let's go.
You got to do a movie trailer sketch about that.
It's like, 12 firefighters, one baby.
How is this legal?
Hey, does anybody know how to change a diaper?
And then it's like,
Clean it, not with the fire hose, not with the fire hose.
And it's like, they thought the only emergencies they could deal with were fires.
And then he's like, we got a level 16.
They're over here.
And then they're like, but then it gets heartwarming where it's like,
the kid's like seven and they're reading the book.
And they're like, how to be a fireman.
They're reading the instruction manual.
He becomes a little psycho who plays with matches.
He's like, no, no, no.
He sees care all the time.
It has to end with like.
That's the one where they got to deal with the end of the movie is an epilogue where it's like 20 years later and the kids just like six three super ripped and like a heroic firefighter
no i was gonna say like this is a story about how saving a life is important well this actually
sounds more like a story about a superhero firefighter and then we hear his backstory
backstory is that awesome oh yeah it'll be like it'll start with him explaining like how did you more like a story about a superhero firefighter and then we hear his backstory. His backstory.
Oh yeah, it'll be like it'll start with him
explaining like, how did you come to be?
Yeah, he's the narrator.
He's like, well, I'll start it on prom night.
Roe v. Wade was repealed.
Yeah, but we'll have no choice.
We have a lot of funny super chats.
We'll read one more because we're going along.
We've got to get this to members only.
Alright, Carlos Toro says, Tim, how could those Supreme Court votes All right. We have a lot of funny super chats, but we'll just read one more because we're going along. We've got to get this to members only. All right.
Carlos Toro says, Tim, how could those Supreme Court votes been so straight?
As far as we remember, one of them couldn't define what a woman was.
She might be voting on men's abortion since they menstruate as well.
That's true.
It would be funny if Katonji voted in favor and like Roberts voted – he voted for Roe v. Wade and she voted against it because she was confused and didn't know what a woman was.
So it was like, it was supposed to be made upheld, but she didn't know what a woman was.
So she was like, men's rights.
You know, I was told by a number of left wingers that if men could get pregnant, we wouldn't even be debating abortion.
Men can get pregnant.
Yeah, get with the times, Handmaid's.
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Wait, where do you guys think firefighters come from?
We only have firefighters because women give up their babies.
That's why we do it.
That's why we do it.
What is that name, by the way?
I don't want to steal their joke without giving their name.
It's just a bunch of random letters.
CJ.
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So Tim said that we haven't done any marketing.
I don't think that's entirely true because all evening I've been getting –
I don't know if you guys are familiar with iFunny.
I'm sure some of you guys are on there.
It tends to be conservative, but they have a lot of memes.
And a lot of our titles from our clips are going viral on iFunny.
So he's just sending me these screenshots.
I'm like, that's weird.
Well, that's not paid marketing.
It's not paid marketing.
It's correct.
But it is a form of marketing, which I love.
The viral marketing, not paid.
We've not spent any money on marketing for this show.
Right.
But that will change.
It's all grassroots, which I really love.
I think that's even cooler than actual marketing.
I remember several people being like, so to get to this point, how much did you have to spend in marketing?
And I was like, nothing.
Zero.
And they were like, wait, what?
I was like, we didn't spend any money.
And they were like,
you mean that your channel's organic?
Yeah.
All of it?
And I was like, yeah, it's all organic.
And they were like, whoa.
That's kind of the thing about,
one of the things about YouTube
that really is great
is that its marketing is built
into the system itself.
So it will propagate you to the top if your stuff is good
and does well. No, bro. Not all the time.
Most shows are marketing.
Yeah. Even PewDiePie
would complain about the YouTube algorithm
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