Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #543 - Poll Shows INSANE Support For Revolution, Biden DEMANDS Gun Bans w/ Tyler Fischer
Episode Date: June 3, 2022Tim, Ian, Chris Karr from Timcast.com, and Lydia join comedian and commentator Tyler Fischer to analyze Joe Biden's recent speech about gun control, the distressingly high numbers of young people in f...avor of political revolution and assassination, the majority of both democrat and republican men disliking feminism, and how high gas prices are going to affect peoples' outlook. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Joe Biden just delivered remarks on the tragedies that hit this country in the past couple of weeks
and he uh I'm just gonna come out be a little bold on it he basically called for banning guns
he said uh banning assault weapons and high capacity magazines their definition of assault
weapon and high capacity magazine includes like your standard glock he also said he wants to end
the 72 hour release period for background checks and expand background checks to private sales, which would, in my opinion, for the most part, lead to outright banning of all guns.
If you don't know a lot about this, you might just hear what he said.
That sounds reasonable.
You know, he goes, if you after 72 hours, whether the background checks done or not, you get the gun.
Yes, that's because otherwise the government has the right to just not give you the gun, which is a violation of the Second Amendment.
If they get rid of that, the FBI can just look at your background check form and say, I'll get to it when I get to it.
And then two years goes by and they're like, sorry, we never completed your background check.
I can only imagine that would result in lawsuits.
We'd probably win those lawsuits.
But I'm watching this speech from Biden, and it was just infuriating because this man is lying through his teeth.
Blair White corrected me when I tweeted that saying dangerous.
Oh, yeah.
I'm pissed off.
So we have this story.
We also have another story, which is interesting.
And the source is interesting too it's a survey a study done by the southern poverty law center which i don't trust but found that the largest
demographic or i should say that the the the one demographic that's overtly uh supportive of
revolution and political assassinations are young democrat men so when i saw that i was like wow i
didn't think that the southern poverty law center would want to malign their own target audience. So maybe this survey is legit, but I'd say this,
take it with a grain of salt. These nonprofits, they're trying to shock you and scare you so that
you give them money. Like, here's the problem. Look what's happening. But they found that around
half of this country fears a civil war is coming, more so among Republicans, less so among Democrats. But young Democrat men, I believe, were the only demographic that the majority or should
say the plurality supported political assassinations.
That's crazy.
There is a large, large amount of support for revolution and political violence.
And then here's another thing that also comes out of this, which is it's kind of a different
story, but the same survey.
Young men don't like feminism.
Young Democrat men, young Republican men, young Republican women all said feminism has done more harm than good.
So we'll talk about that, too.
Joining us to talk about all this is Tyler Fisher.
Hey.
Who are you, good sir?
Who am I?
That's a good question, man.
I don't know.
I went through a breakup last night, speaking of feminism.
So I discovered myself on a six-hour car ride from Brooklyn, New York.
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Well, I'm a comedian.
I'm an actor.
I'm a content creator.
And I'm trying to navigate this new fun cancel culture situation.
You're in a movie?
I'm in a movie.
Yeah.
Thanks to Daily Wire.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
I'll be in Terror on the Prairie,
which comes out June 14th on the Daily Wire.
Cool.
With Gina Carano.
Absolutely.
Excellent.
Yeah, incredible.
Awesome, man.
All from the internet.
Yes, this should be fun.
Thanks for hanging out.
We also got Chris Carr.
Yes, sir.
Thanks for having me back.
Yes, awesome.
Who are you?
I am the executive editor.
I almost said executive director, but that's an overstatement executive editor of the newsroom
at timcast.com but right on doing great work what are you i i'm still figuring that out i'm right
there with you tyler you a he him my gosh man still a he him if you can't figure that out then
just take your best guess you know something that biden said also when we were listening before is
that the the gun or the gun industry needs to be stripped of their immunity,
that they're the only industry in America that has immunity.
And it's like the second time he said it on his campaign speech slash State of the Union, whatever you want to call it,
he said that also, and he's leaving out the pharmaceutical companies that have immunity from damages.
He's lying.
Just straight up lie.
Straight up lie.
Was he joking?
Oh, it was a joke. That's what it was. No, not a joke, man. It's not a joke. Just straight up lie. Straight up lies. Was he joking? Oh, it was a joke.
That's what it was.
No, not a joke, man.
It's not a joke.
Oh, I'm serious, man.
Were you guys watching the sign language person?
You can't have such a high energy sign person next to him.
He just looks deader.
It's bad.
Deader.
He's a bad dude.
He is, yeah.
His son lied on a background check for him to get a gun,
and then it got disposed of in a dumpster, which is just so illegal next to a school.
Okay, Joe.
Anyway, Lydia's here too.
Yes, I was watching Joe Biden's remarks as well.
Which way do I need to scoot?
Here, there we go.
And I was noticing that he's trying to turn gun rights into a voting issue.
I think he realized that this is all he has, so I'm curious how this works out for him. He'll do anything considering gas just hit a
new record of $4.71
if you want to round up $0.72.
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Let's talk about this first story.
Joe Biden just addressed gun violence.
And I'm just, I'm really pissed off, guys.
Biden calls for ban on assault weapons and new red flag laws. The president said the measures were not about taking away anyone's
guns. He also acknowledged that Congress might not come to a consensus, even as the nation
grieves the victims of several mass shootings. OK, let me just say this. I hope you fail,
Joe Biden. I hope you fail because you are a liar. You are manipulating people.
And to anybody who liked what Joe Biden had to say, I ask you a simple question.
What is an assault weapon?
What was he talking about banning?
Bayonets.
That's Matt Walsh's next documentary, What Is.
What Is.
That's actually a good idea.
Good idea.
No, that's not.
We're doing that one.
Great idea.
What is it?
Nobody knows what it is.
Okay.
What is a woman? Nobody knows. And this segment is brought to you by assault rifle. No, that's not. We're doing that one. Great idea. Nobody knows what it is. Okay, what is a woman?
Nobody knows, and this segment is brought to you by assault rifle.
Well, that's 10% off.
That was dead on, though.
That was really good.
I mean, if they do, what is an assault weapon?
That actually is a really good idea because they don't have a definition,
and this is what really bothers me is when he lies.
The closest approximation is
assault rifle. Assault rifles haven't been, you can't manufacture, I could be wrong about all
this, but I'm pretty sure you can't manufacture them after 1986 for civilian use. In order for
a civilian to buy one, it's got to be pre-1986. And it takes you about a year to get because
you've got to get tax stamp fingerprint. You've got to file, it's through the NFA, so you've got to get tax stamp fingerprint. You've got to file it's through the NFA so you've got to file ATF forms.
I
can't do it.
I'll tell you why. I am too busy.
So the amount of work required to actually jump
through the hoops to get an NFA item
an NFA regulated item, National Firearms Act
is just prohibitive for even someone
like me unless I want to take time off work
so I can go down to the Sheriff's Department
get my fingerprints and all that. I'll tell you what the craziest thing is. First of all,
red flag laws are insane. And this, I got to give a shout out to Maj Toure and Black Guns Matter
when he says all gun control is racist. That's right. What do you think these police will do
with red flag laws? With a red flag law, it doesn't matter if you even have a gun.
It gives them powers to violate your Fourth Amendment rights. They will come to your house and say,
we're searching a warrant on a red flag,
and the guy's going to be like,
but I don't have a gun.
Well, we don't know that for sure.
Don't give the police these powers.
But more importantly,
what really triggered me,
I was triggered.
Well said.
I was ringing and I was swinging my arms,
get this gun control off my country!
It's really bad.
When he said he wanted to end
the 72-hour release for background checks.
For those that don't know, if you want to buy a gun, you have to get a background check.
I do.
Let me just write this down.
Write this down.
I live in Brooklyn, New York.
Oh, you can't get one.
Oh, you're out.
The response time is 72 hours for police.
Oh, gosh.
Right, right, right.
It's the same as the...
Well, you can't get one anyway.
So now they want to ban body armor.
Check it out.
You go to the store.
You walk up and you say, I'd like to buy.
I'd like to purchase this weapon for my own personal reasons, to defend my home, for sport,
or to protect this country from enemies both foreign and domestic.
Whatever it is is your fancy, right?
It's your right.
You've got to fill out a NICS form.
It's not that big a deal to fill out the form.
Then they submit it and you have to wait.
They're running a background check.
The first time I bought a gun, they told me, you are delayed and you will have to come back.
We'll let you know when you're cleared.
72 hours later, I got a phone call saying, you are now cleared.
I went in and I was able to pick up the weapon.
Turns out they never actually did the background check. My understanding
is that it went long
and so my rights as an
American citizen under the Second Amendment,
I get to take the weapon.
If they get rid of that,
that restriction on the government,
you're going to have federal agents. They're going
to say, you know, we just don't like this James O'Keefe
guy.
We'll do his background check when we get time.
And then three months goes by and you're like, where's my background check?
And they're like, we're working on it.
That's what Joe Biden wants to get rid of.
That would give the government the ability to effectively ban all guns at a whim whenever they so decide.
And, of course, they'll give you every excuse. They'll say, you know, we're just backlogged
and so understaffed.
Sorry.
You know what they did
with marijuana back in the day?
What they did was
you needed a tax stamp
if you wanted to buy it.
Then they stopped issuing stamps,
effectively making it illegal,
bypassing people's
constitutional rights.
This is what they will do.
Joe Biden wants to,
he wants universal background
checks on all sales,
including private sales, which means you can't even transfer a weapon to a family member. If you're like, say,
you're Jim Bob and Billy Jean out in the mountains of West Virginia, and you're like,
I'd like to transfer this weapon to you because I'm leaving and we got critters and bears or
whatever. Can't do it. Got to drive to an FFL and you got to fill out the background check form.
And then, oopsie, the feds have decided they're just not going to do it. That's how they ban guns.
So, no.
No, Joe Biden.
Screw you.
You're a liar.
Is he more serious when he's screaming or whispering?
Can you guys tell the difference?
I don't know.
Screaming.
Do you notice he'll start with the yell and then he'll end with the whisper?
What are you guys?
Because you're racist.
He's doing that E.T.
He always gets real low at the end. No, we're not. Come on, Joe. You're not a joke. That begging sound. He's doing that ET. He always gets real low.
Come on, Jack.
You're not a joke.
That begging sound.
He begs.
He got it from Obama.
And so does Beto O'Rourke.
He does.
It's like Owen Wilson is training him.
I mean, come on.
We're not doing that.
Owen's a bad dude.
He has to get real low with it. Wow.
I'm not doing it.
I think it's actually the reason he whispers is because when he loses where he's going and he can't think,
it gives him a justification for why he pauses.
Yeah, yeah.
So he'll be like, you know what?
We got to ban the guns.
It's like I was going to say, oh, I got it.
I got it.
And then he says something low, so it's like the pause was supposed to be drama as opposed.
It was dramatic instead of just sad. He can't emphatically say what he's saying because he's reading it he
doesn't really believe it or really understand it so then he appeals to tone he'll try and do a
begging tone like this yeah because he thinks maybe the tone will get them because obama did
that he used to do that a lot it was really insidious but obama was a better actor you
probably speak to this point. When Biden speaks,
it's just like, wow, he's an awful actor.
He has no grounding in principles or
morals or any ethics.
He can't
muster up the delivery.
Obama could.
Obama could muster up the delivery.
As a white guy, I can't do an impression of
a complete idiot.
We would discourage that.
Can't do the Obama one. Can't do Eric impression of a complete idiot. So, yes, we would discourage that. Can't do the Obama one.
Can't do Eric Adams either.
Oh, man.
Joe Biden, whenever he gets mad, it's so obviously performative.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
You know, it's just like, bro, I can tell you're not really indignant.
Man or Jack.
Either one.
Jack.
Man or Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
It's like the fakest.
You're phoning it in, dude.
Yeah, he throws his hands up a lot.
Remember when he got mad at that guy who was a union worker?
Who was like, you're trying to ban my guns.
Then he got really angry and started yelling at him.
He punched the guy.
He'll go up and he'll jab him.
Joe Biden's a bad guy.
He's a bad guy who hangs out with some bad boys.
He's a mean fella.
Wow. And he's so unremarkable, too.
Somebody asked me recently,
they were just like, what would you ask Joe Biden
if you could interview him? And as a journalist, I really
pondered on that. I was just like, man, what would I ask Joe
Biden? I really couldn't muster up
a good, meaningful question because I feel like
his record is so unremarkable
and so uninteresting that I feel like I would just
be better off trolling him at this point in his life, even though that might be considered a little bit
mean.
I'd never heard of him until he ran against Obama.
And I was like, this is the establishment character they're using to run against Obama.
More than Hillary.
I was like, who is this weird old dude?
Then I found out he was a plagiarist from the 80s and had to resign from this presidential
run, basically.
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot about that.
The idea with Biden wasiden was will america elect
a younger black man so they were like let's get an older white dude and put him together so we
can try and maximize our potential and then it's funny because mccain went with sarah palin right
they were like let's try a woman and it was just like yo get the pandering out of there it's not
alvin although i think sarah palin was way better than McCain was.
Easily.
She definitely helped his campaign for whatever it was.
But he loses anyway.
McCain kept saying, my friend.
He'd keep calling people my friend all of a sudden as soon as he started campaigning.
I was like, these aren't your friends, dude.
He's like, my friend, you know, you got to blow up a bunch of people in the Middle East.
And I was just like, I don't want to vote for that guy.
And then Obama was like, I'm going to end the wars. And I was like, I'll vote for that guy. That's a good Obama. But then for that guy. And then Obama was like, I'm going to end the wars.
And I was like,
I'll vote for that guy.
That's a good Obama.
But then as soon as he did,
he was like,
I'm going to blow up these kids.
He's like,
I am president
and I blow up kids.
You can't steal,
you're stealing that impression
from a black person.
You're taking somebody's job.
You can't do that, Tim.
Yeah, come on, Tim.
Well, actually, hold on.
I'm mixed race
and mixed race
is the smallest minority
in the country.
So I'm actually
the most depressed. Oh, I'm sorry, man. You're going the smallest minority in the country, so I'm actually the most depressed.
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
You're going to write it down?
Make sure you take note of that.
I love how they're listing the, you know, it's like the first openly gay, black, they don't do that for any of the crappy jobs, right?
They're like the first genderqueer, ambiguous, you know, ambidextrous janitor.
No one gives a crap about any of the mundane jobs at the White House.
It would be great if they could mop with two hands at once.
That would be great.
Yeah, that would be really useful.
That's why, yeah.
Truly.
I am the best at what I do.
That would be super useful.
And to be fair, it's probably because they're already a bunch of trans-abled, you know, demi-genitors or whatever.
But, you know, I think it's a fair point to be like, we got to respect the trades.
And our society just literally doesn't do it.
So if they did come out, I'd actually respect it more if they were like,
our school hired the first gay janitor.
I'd be like, oh, all right.
But when they're like this high level.
Keep an eye on them.
Keep an eye on them.
But yeah.
When they come out and they're like this hype you know they say like
this is the first official or whatever and they ignore the republican ones it's like was it wasn't
like the first republican member of a black member of congress like in the 1800s and for the democrats
it was like 1992 or something like that yeah i thought when they when tulsi gabbard was running
for president uh in this last cycle and they were like well, well, we can't cast her as the role because
we need a woman of color.
I was like, okay, she is a woman
of color. The shark
has jumped. We just lost it.
The shark has jumped? Yes.
The shark has jumped.
Everybody remembers when the shark jumped over the fountains.
Yes.
That's when the show's gone too far. It's lost the plot.
If you wanted a woman of color, you had a woman of color, you It was a happy day. That's when the show has gone too far. It's lost the plot.
If you wanted a woman of color, you had a woman of color.
You pretended like she wasn't a woman of color because you want an authoritarian in, is what you're saying.
And you just want to use the color as an obfuscation. Not enough color.
Well, I love it.
They're like, we need more representation from marginalized voices.
And then Candace Owens is like, I'm going to do a popular show.
And they go, not you.
You're out.
No, you're a white supremacist.
Or Larry Elder.
It's just like. popular show and they go, not you. You're out. No, you're a white supremacist. Or Larry Elder.
It's funny because they throw all these racial slurs at
Candace Owens or
Larry Elder.
I'm not going to repeat the words they use.
But they'll call them like
the token or whatever that Republicans will rely on.
And then literally all they do is that
they bring about these
marginalized voices who just repeat their own opinions for them.
It's funny because you can actually have candidates argue with someone,
but then you'll have these diversity candidates for these public jobs
just espousing mainstream opinions as if they're being puppeted by these corporations.
That's them doing exactly what they're claiming the right is doing.
Projection, it's – you know what?
I really hate saying it because it's like the 800th time we'll have said it, but they
project everything.
That's it.
Yeah.
It's like why am I looking up to like Candace Owens and Larry Elder to like speak up for
white men really?
I mean like that's really what happened, though.
I was like, why do I feel like Candace Owens has my back
more than the president or somebody?
And they'll go, well, they're just a white supremacist.
I'm like, what is happening right now?
A black person could be a white supremacist.
It's incredible.
I think they're conflating it with Roman supremacy.
I brought this up a couple times.
They call it white supremacy, make it a race thing.
But the Roman culture enslaved most of the world that they could get their hands on.
They built the Roman Catholic Church to mentally enslave people.
And it's predominated our society, this Roman Catholicism, this Roman.
Now it's like the British government with their banks, their international bank.
It's all kind of residual of the Romans.
Seamus is sitting at home and he's going,
Oh, Seamus, I got you.
I love it.
Defend yourself.
Seamus is not here to push back on the religious stuff.
I don't know about all that,
but I see what you're saying, right?
The Roman Empire falls,
then you get the European empires,
the various nations.
The Holy Roman Empire. That was like Germanic. But then you end up with colonization from a variety of european
powers after they after the you know the empire falls so ultimately i don't think they have any
idea what they're talking about i think they're just saying things that use morsels of truth to
manipulate you and so they can gain power yeah racism right they know that we all don't like
racism they know that the average American does not like racism.
So they use the fear of you being called a racist.
It works well.
I don't think it's working so much anymore.
No, no.
Yeah, people aren't having it.
It happened in 2016.
I was trying to explain Hillary's email dump to WikiLeaks to my friend, and he was like,
it's just your white privilege.
And I didn't know how to defend myself or respond.
I was like, can't. I don't think so. I'm just reading it. You felt white privilege. And I didn't know how to defend myself or respond. I was like, I can't.
I don't think so.
I'm just reading it.
You felt about yourself.
I felt so dirty.
I was like, I don't think I'm welcome in LA anymore.
I was like, bro, bro.
How can I rectify?
There's a real simple thing that I live by, and it's just if you don't know, ask.
So if someone's like, this is your white privilege, I'll go, oh, what is it?
What's that?
Yeah.
And then they'll say something like, because you're white, X, Y, and Z.
And then ask them again, be like,
you know, oh, what do you think about poor people?
Like, what do you think about poor white people?
Just keep asking them questions to make them answer.
The Socratic method, essentially.
And then eventually when they break their own logic,
they're just like, I don't know.
And, you know, it's, I don't know.
What do you mean by that?
And then you lightly argue with them. Be like, I don't know. And, you know, it's, I don't know. What do you mean by that? And then you'd lightly argue with him.
Be like, I don't know about that one.
He was like, it's her time, Ian.
It's her time.
And I was like, you're just, it's your white privilege.
I'm like, what does that have to do with her?
I thought it was like, is it my male privilege or wait?
I digress.
But here's what I do.
You know, times have definitely changed now where we've bifurcated so much politically that I don't know if these methods work.
But when I would have people say stuff to me like about Hillary, I'd be like, what do you mean by it's her time?
And they'd be like, well, Hillary's been in government for so long, blah, blah, blah.
And I'll be like, oh, you think that makes her a good president?
Like you think she'll be a good president?
And then just have them ask ask like ask them these things and then once they
start getting angry the way because i've experienced that too i always just be like i'm sorry man i
don't i didn't mean to make you angry depends what you mean and then they got to calm down
what do you mean by the word word but the one thing i word the one thing i was like is like
if you're asking questions because someone's making these outrageous statements that don't mean anything and then they get really really angry you just say i don't understand why you're asking questions because someone's making these outrageous statements that don't mean anything and then they get really, really angry, you just say, I don't understand why you're being so mean or I don't understand why you're yelling at me.
Yeah, rather than continue to try to drive home what I was talking about about the emails, I should have started asking about his feelings and stuff.
That's a better tactic.
So if someone's using an – if someone's emotionally enraged, they're not going to think straight.
Their logical centers of their minds are shutting down.
The emotion is taking over.
And now you want to ask them, like, yo, are you all right?
Like, are you mad?
I'm sorry.
Why are you being mean?
That's right.
It's the same psychological tactic that you want to use with children.
Because you have to use child psychology to deal with children.
And oftentimes adults behave like children.
So you want to use the same techniques of a psychologist that deals with children to deal with adults that are behaving like children. And I know that this is true
not because I have children, but because I saw a TikTok about it.
And also reverse psychology. So when someone
says they want to vote for Joe Biden, you go, well, I
already voted for Joe Biden and you disagree with me. And then they'll go, I'm not voting for Joe Biden, I'm actually voting
for Trump. It's like, all right.
And that works too. No, that never works.
I love that
technically in some areas it literally did work.
There's that Babylon Beam joke
where they said, ingenious move.
Trump comes out in support of impeachment so that Democrats
must oppose.
Because that's what they did. Trump could come out and be like,
pancakes are great. And they'd be like,
pancakes are terrible. They're racist be like, pancakes are terrible.
They're racist.
The racist history of pancakes.
The problem with gluten.
There's 400 genders.
There's so many.
We're all polyamorous.
We're all fluid.
They say, sir, we're fluid.
We're so fluid.
And then they'd come out and be like, we're all straight now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect.
I just want to say you're like four for four or five for five with the impressions.
Thank you. I mean, I'm not keeping track or anything, but I think you're four for four or five.
Can you tell what I did in my room growing up with all my weight shame?
I just was like, well, I guess I'll talk to myself.
Did you do it in a mirror?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, nice.
Oh, yeah.
Jim Carrey did that a lot.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Six percent.
All right.
That was good, but I just don't like Jim Carrey.
I like him these days.
What kind of millennial are you, Tim?
I thought you were a millennial with the rest of us.
You don't like Jim Carrey?
You don't like Jim Carrey?
Yes.
He's like a self-righteous, arrogant guy.
He spoke out against Will Smith.
His brain's been broken.
He did speak out against Will Smith.
In the 90s, he meant a lot to us.
Bruce Almighty was awesome.
Yes, yeah.
And then they did Evan Almighty, and I was like, that is good. I mean, Dumb and Dumber the 90s, he meant a lot to us. Bruce Almighty was awesome. Yes, yeah. And then they did Evan
Almighty, and I was like, that is good.
I mean, Dumb and Dumber is my favorite movie of all time.
Of course. It's just good. Ace Ventura
was definitely a home run. Yeah, that was good.
Nothing had come out like it at that point. Cable Guy.
Cable Guy!
Now, how are we talking about Jim Carrey?
He talked smack about Will Smith when he popped
Chris Rock at the Oscars,
and he came out publicly and was like, you know, der you know derided it basically it was nice to see a celebrity
do that an actor yeah yeah you know you know what i i prefer is like i i like people who
are willing to be like wow i didn't know that that that's about it and so like seeing seeing
so many celebrities come out talking big acting like they know
everything and they don't they're making everything worse it's frustrating because the way i describe
it is like imagine you're trying to fix an engine actually we talked about this with one of our
progressive guests and then you've got a guy standing next to you yelling that you've got to
like you got to put the engine fluid and the blinker fluid and you're like that's that's not
a thing there's no but yeah i saw it thing. I saw it. You're insane.
And then they all vote. We vote.
We pour the water in that valve and you're like,
you're going to break the engine and they do.
And you're like, I needed that engine too, man.
Along those lines, last night
we were talking about the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard thing. I want to touch on it
really quick because I said some stuff.
I said just a couple of drunk cokeheads beating
each other up and people were like, Ian!
Johnny Depp wasn't beating her up. I didn't really follow the trial.
It probably did come off kind of ignorant to speak
with that kind of authority. And Amber Heard is definitely
a liar. So I want to get that on record.
She said that she donated money to charity when she
actually pledged the money.
And then when they caught her on the stand lying
under oath, they were like, you said you pledged it
but you didn't donate it. She's like,
so did you donate it? I pledged it, yeah.
I pledged it. That's not what I'm asking. I, so did you donate it? I pledged it. Yeah, I pledged it. That's not what I'm asking.
I'm asking if you donated it. I pledged it.
I pledged it. Yeah, I pledged it.
She was like, I use those words interchangeably.
And she keeps a permanent pouty face.
She's just the whole
trial.
I don't want to talk too crappy about people.
It was fun. He's fat.
He was fascinating to watch. I thought you were going to say he was fat.
Yeah, he was fat. That's all I took from him. He was fascinating to watch. I thought you were going to say he was fat. He was fat.
I was going to agree.
That's all I took from him.
So fat.
He was so fat.
I was going to agree because I was like, he was looking a little thick, you know?
I saw him play guitar and I was like.
But he would do these like 20-minute stories to get to this crazy thing she did.
I woke up in the morning and there was a light dew outside.
I saw a small injured crow that I knitted a small cashmere sweater.
Johnny scissorhands over here.
That's when I realized Ms. Heard had taken a crap into my laptop.
You're like, just get to the crap in the laptop thing.
Exciting.
He's got a belt suspender.
Yeah.
You think he'll be in, like, his career will have a resurgence?
I think him and Will Smith should be put in some maybe show.
Yes, absolutely.
And it's like maybe it should be Space Pirates and Aliens.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
That's dope.
He was off playing a live show in London when the verdict came out.
He is like Jack Sparrow at this point.
He is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he's in Brando territory.
I don't know if I'm the only one that remembers how the trajectory of Brando's
who Brando was also a very
kind of a central figure in Johnny
Depp's life. I think in many ways he wanted to be Brando.
Okay. And I think that Depp
is pretty much at the Brando point in his career
because Brando had to go on trial for his son's
there was like a, I think there was some
sort of murder trial that his son was involved in and Brando
had to take the stand and in this weird way
Depp is in the same position
that he's in
I think he's in Brando territory
he's never going to recover
he was also banging
Amber Heard Brando
so I think that's
to his credit
yes
of course
alright
let's jump away
from the funny
celebrity stuff
into the depressing
distressing
Civil War stuff
alright great
we got this story
from the Washington Times
distressingly high
level of support for assassinating politicians among young Democratic men.
I saw this headline and I went, what?
What is that?
No way.
And then I looked at the data and the numbers are comparable to Republican women.
I was like, why is it that maybe there's something about, I don't know, because young Democrat women and young Republican men are about one third in favor of political assassination.
And I'm like, yo, that's bad enough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I love how they framed this, like young Democratic men are in favor.
And then it's like 44 percent said they would they support assassination and young Republican women at 40%.
And then I was like, okay, so let me actually, I don't know if this will actually work, if I can pull up.
Here we go.
It's the Southern Poverty Law Center, who I don't trust and is probably wrong.
But reading through this, the fact that they would list young Democratic men as the most in support of this political violence, I was like, well, why would the SPLC deride their own donors?
You know, like they make their bread and butter is young Democrats.
So maybe it's legit.
And I got to be honest, a lot of what they say, I think it sounds absolutely plausible.
There's a bunch in this survey that they produced, notably about feminism, about great replacement, things like that. We'll talk about the feminism
stuff in a minute because that's also fascinating. But you get to the partisanship and violence part.
Take a look at this. Total approval for assassinating a politician who is harming
the country or our democracy. 44% of younger Democratic men that's 50 years old,
that's less than 50 years old, approve.
54% disapprove.
Among young
Republican men, it's 34% approval
to 57% disapproval.
There's a decent
amount of young Republican
men who just don't know.
But look at this. Younger Republican women is
40% to 55. That's
4% off from the Democrats. And then younger Democratic women is 32% approved. I don't care
if it's 44. You take a look at the boomers and the Gen Xers, and the support is under double
digits, right? Among older Democrat women, 9%. Older Republican women, 10%. Older Democrat
men, 6%. And older Republican
men, 6%.
When the boomer generation passes on,
the dominant power
in society is going to be overwhelmingly
in favor of assassinating
political opponents. I think that these numbers,
though, show youthful ignorance. Because as you get older,
you realize that violence, you start to realize
things about the way the world works and that you can't just destroy the thing you hate and expect
everything to be okay we're talking about 45 year olds ian um did you get the 45 year olds count as
younger did you get how young that's that's a problem but did you get how many people they
pulled like did they pulled 6,500 people so it's not that many people, too. It depends on who they were pulling.
The kids might have been on Prozac, played a lot of video games.
Look, I think the bigger issue is that the Southern Poverty Law Center needs to keep
people scared so they can make money off of them.
Oh, right, yeah.
So that's the first thing.
They say their methodology is from April 18th, 2022.
Tolchin Research conducted a nationwide survey of 1,500 adults ages 18 plus.
It was conducted via online panel.
The margin of error for the full 1,500 sample is plus or minus 2.53%.
Maybe.
Well, it's bad timing because I think it was yesterday the man who attempted to assassinate
Reagan was let out of jail.
Hinkley.
John Hinkley Jr.
Yes.
And they said, we think he's doing okay.
That's what they said.
We don't think he's going to do it.
You guys ready for this next part?
Oh my gosh.
Let's do it.
Check this out.
Scared.
In another poll, total approval for threatening a politician who is harming the country democracy.
Younger Republican men, 46% approve of threatening a politician.
52% disapprove. But only
44% actually approve of
assassination. That means
Republicans, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's
34% of Republican men approve.
That means you've got about 12%
all bark, no bite.
They're going to shake their fist at the politician
and then do nothing. But it's
the inverse for younger Democrat men.
40% are okay with threats.
44% with assassination.
That means that 4% doesn't want to give you a warning.
They're not going to tell you what they intend to do.
Now, here's the funny part.
The same thing is true of younger Republican women.
31% agree with threats, but 40% agree with assassination.
These young Republican women don't want to
warn you before they
firstly who in their right mind would tell
a poll that they want
that they're in favor of assassinating politicians
that's insane you're going to be put on a watch list instantly
if you tell someone that I would imagine
good point Ian which suggests
the number is probably much higher
secondly
I had a point.
I'll come back to it.
I don't know what the point is. I'll remember.
Total approval for participating in a political revolution.
Oh, I know what it is.
This one's fascinating.
The one group that is most in favor of participating in a revolution is young Republican men.
I tweeted out.
45%.
I'm getting really tired of this alien versus villain narrative that we're going through right now.
What I mean is like the weird hero, like the young transgender kid that feels like an alien in the reality,
or Superman who's an alien, or like a superhero that's not normal.
This non-normal hero versus a blanket form of evil.
Because when you think there are things out there that are evil, then you may be willing to destroy them.
And it's making people think that killing is the way that are evil, then you may be willing to destroy them.
And it's making people think that killing is the way to solve things. And it's not.
So it's a fantasy.
Marvel superhero movies are fantasy.
There are no good and evil thing.
It's not black and white.
It's not black and white.
Put him in jail.
Avengers Infinity War did a really good job of addressing this.
Thanos was driven by, his character
arc was literally, I'm doing good.
Right. And
you actually have that conversation in the film
with Captain America when he's like, we don't trade lives,
versus Thanos being like, I'm going to save the universe.
Thanos thought he was the good guy.
And so I watch this really
amazing
critique, filmmaker's critique
of Infinity War, and they said what people didn't
realize is that it's a hero's journey story same as any other story but it's about thanos yeah
dude i have the comic right here this is where it all came from if it's called the infinity gauntlet
and you're right tim you explained it exactly thanos was stanis was an anomaly he was he was
nor you know from depends on the perspective you look at Thanos from is whether or not he's evil.
Yeah, he is.
It really works, though, when they set up somebody to be just pure evil.
I mean, I fell for it.
I was listening to NPR, you know, two years ago watching CNN.
Literally, I was brainwashed.
Because you go, they're evil, so it doesn't matter what we do.
I probably would have been, you know, if they gave away free coffee or something i would have filled that out i would
have been another point for the democrats yeah so so what happened for you how did you one day
not like how do you break out from oh yeah my coming out my walk away yeah well i talked i
talked to brandon a lot because we're we're you know it's this is what's so funny is me and a guy
like brandon we never would have talked.
That's Brandon Strzok.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're bringing all these people together that would have never associated with each other.
Good for them.
And so it's kind of bizarre.
But it started with the white shaming stuff.
You know, that was it.
It was like, take a seat.
Give up your job.
Sorry, we're not hiring white people.
We're full with white people at comedy clubs.
We're not casting white people.
And then slowly I'm like, am I supposed to just give up my life?
And they would say yes.
Take a look at this.
As part of the same poll, the great replacement, they say,
As you know, the demographic makeup of America is changing and becoming more diverse,
with the U.S. Census estimating white people will be a minority in approximately 25 years. You know, it's funny.
What do we have?
We have 63% of Democrats say either somewhat or very positive.
And I'm like, there is something deeply wrong with you.
If you're like, it's a good thing that a racial group is being diminished or whatever.
Now, for the people that view it negatively,
I have some questions about why they view it negatively.
Sure.
But it's not as bad if people view it positively.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're like, hey, it's kind of a bad thing
that a group of people is slowly disappearing or whatever,
I'll be like, okay, well, let's talk about that.
For the Democrats, they're like, this is good.
I'm kind of like, yeah, that's kind of creepy and racist.
That's weird. Well, even the white politicians, they're like, yeah, we'll kind of like yeah that's kind of creepy and racist that's weird well even the white politicians they're like yeah we'll be gone yeah that's weird
right that harkens back to like that they're trying to they're worried too much about the
skin color and not the not the ideology of the rome i'm going to keep talking about romans it's
awesome but like this roman supremacy thing where like you know it was started by slaves slave
masters they try and like even i mean i'm I don't want to hate on the Catholic Church,
but I do hate on the Catholic Church
because I can't stand the organization of power
and that you have to have this authority
of a pope that you've got to go through.
That's authoritarian. If you want to communicate
with God, it's within you.
Is that a pedophile joke? You've got to go through the pope?
Unfortunately, yeah. And it was hilarious.
My thing on the great replacement stuff is, you know, Democrats have talked about demographic
change as a means of maintaining political power.
Tucker Carlson then mentions they talk about it.
Then they accuse him of far right white supremacist conspiracy theories.
And I'm like, dude, they're outright telling the SPLC.
They view it positively that white people are becoming a minority.
I'm like, race shouldn't matter.
You know what's funny is this survey didn't have a doesn't matter option.
It's like, is it good or bad?
Or do you not know?
And I'm like, it's not good or bad.
This is what it is.
If that's what's happening, you know.
We're mixing and mingling.
Right, right.
I think it's good for immune systems.
Racial diversity is good for the immune system, I believe.
It is.
But ultimately what matters to me is the values.
I'm going to put that on my Tinder profile.
There you go.
That's good.
Values matter.
Meritocracy, individual freedoms, personal freedom, personal liberty, meritocracy.
I said that.
Personal responsibility.
There we go.
That's one.
Yeah.
Personal responsibility.
Yeah.
Freedom of speech, safety and security in your person and your property, the right to self-defense, due process, constitutional rights.
The fascinating thing is they say in this – let me see if I can pull it up.
They say, if we hope to secure a multiracial democracy and prevent partisan violence,
our results show that a substantial effort on the part of activists, institutions,
and government will be required if we hope
to secure a multiracial democracy.
Fascinating.
Stephen Marsh
was on this show, and he's the guy who wrote the book, The Next Civil War,
which I reference fairly often. And he
said, within the United States, there is a multicultural
democracy and a constitutional republic.
He said he favored multicultural
democracy. I said I favor constitutional republic. He said he favored multicultural democracy. I said I favor constitutional
republic.
And I think he's right. I think that is
the split. The SPLC is very much
on the side of, they say,
multiracial democracy, but democracy
is the real point here.
We're not a democracy. We have some democratic institutions
like we elect our representatives.
But we don't, and we have referendums.
But for the most part, our government is run by elected representatives who represent us i like the constitution i like
the fact that there is like a set of rules and understandings as to what the government can and
can't do they want to get rid of that yeah what they want is majoritarian rule whatever we say
goes which i think is nightmarish the sp SPLC outright says they want to secure that.
It's never been more clear in my opinion.
Well, they're going after equity.
Equality is out.
You don't even hear the word equality anymore.
You only hear equity, which is forced outcome, and nobody knows what that means.
No one even realizes that's what's happening.
Right.
And so you would never watch a football game if you knew the score, and that's what's happening. Right. And so you would never watch a football game if you knew the score.
And that's what's happening.
That's why people aren't watching Netflix because they know the score.
They know the story.
They know it's going to be this type of person, this type of person, this view, this view, this view.
And there's no surprise anymore because it's not.
But tell it to us again, but this time as Trump.
Well, maybe I'll do it as Jordan Peterson.
It's like no one knows about equity, Tim.
It's like personal responsibility.
Clean your room.
Eat a lobster.
Now cry.
Cry.
Can you muster out a tear?
It's like you've got to stop doing cocaine off a stripper's butt.
It's like Carl Jung.
I don't even know how he came up with that.
It's like a miracle Tim even came up with that.
See, I could be the executive director.
Seamus is going to regret not being here.
Yeah, I just wish he was here.
It would have been great because we could have had Ben Shapiro.
This is my SNL audition because I can't get one, so I hope they're watching.
We could have had Jordan Peterson debate Ben Shapiro.
Yeah.
That would have been fun.
Well, it's like, yeah.
Terrific.
Yeah.
I think you made a good point, Tyler, about equity and about equality of outcome, which
is basically what equity is, that they will kneecap.
Well, I knew I'd have that outcome.
It's like I said it.
So in a game of football, if the team that was leading no longer got the ball until they
until the other team scored and got there, no one will watch that.
No one's watching.
You can't even call it a sport at that point.
It's because they're not able to compete evenly.
This is and this is poisoning every industry.
I mean, I talk about this a lot, you know, on social media and stuff.
And I'm sure we'll talk about the lawsuit in a bit but people reach out to me in every single department
of every job this is poisoning and people are quitting there because they're like i don't want
to be a part of this people are managers are being forced to hire people based on skin color and
they're put in this really really tough situation you know and, and people are just, the jig is up.
I'll be honest, right?
Running a company, there are weird laws that you're looking at.
And California's got it crazy.
Like they mandate on the board certain, like you have to have X amount of women or something like that.
So then your company is no longer built by those who are good at the job.
It's built by people who fit quotas.
It is interesting.
I think men and women is the best example of the value of diversity because when I have
conversations with people, I find that having a woman with the conversation is a very different
kind of communication.
Not always, but there's logic, which is a very male thing.
Then there's emotions, which is a very male thing. Then there's emotions, which is a very
feminine thing, maybe.
But when it comes to race, I'm interested
in hearing people's backgrounds and these other
cultures, maybe they're from another country.
I think it's way less
important. I don't know, when it comes
to diversity hiring women, I'm glad you're here,
Lydia. I like to hear your perspective
as a female. Oh, I didn't see Lydia.
I didn't know. They put her in the corner there. I'm a woman, yeah. Is that offensive of me to say, Lydia. I like to hear your perspective as a female. Oh, I didn't see Lydia. I don't know. They put her in the corner all the time.
I'm a woman, yeah.
Is that offensive of me to say, Lydia?
No, that I'm in the corner? No, no, just that there's a value
of male and
female diversity in a conversation. No, you're absolutely
right, and we know that women like people.
This is why women do jobs like be school
teachers and be nurses, and men are
engineers. Turns out engineering earns
more money because it's more precise. And even men they go into nursing they go into nurse anesthesia which is
it turns your patient into an object because they're completely asleep and then the men take
over exactly yeah that's what earns the most money yeah it's engineering but you're entirely
correct ian yeah there is a lot of value there especially between men and women and what different
genders tend to offer but however you have to understand that there's an equal distribution of incompetence, I think, across genders.
And once you factor in race, it becomes very strange.
But I do think there is some value to men-women ratio, generally speaking.
I got an idea.
Yeah.
It's a stupid idea, but I think it's worth filming.
Oh, yeah. Yes.
Starting a new company and intentionally having
the corporate ethos anti-meritocracy.
We intentionally hire the people
who seem to be the worst at the job
and maybe we'll
pull a George Costanza and make the best
company ever.
Do the opposite.
I'm pretty sure we'd start a sandwich shop
and we'd hire all the people with no experience,
no drive, and it would just burn down.
Just call it good looking.
Good looking.
I like it.
I like it.
That's funny.
That's a good one.
Let me jump to this next story.
It's part of the same survey, actually.
But speaking of women, Ian.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good.
2x Chromosomes has this post.
A study has found that a majority of Democrat men under 50 and a super majority of Republican men under 50 agree with the statement feminism has done more harm than good.
Keep that in mind as we see Roe falling, femicide increasing and birth control coming under attack to little mainstream fanfare.
I jump back to the same SPLC poll that we had and I jump down to gender identity.
And they say gender roles and gender identity agreement that, quote,
feminism has done more harm than good. 46% of young Democratic men, that's the majority of
young Democrat men saying more harm than good. That one was surprising. 23% of young Democrat
women, unsurprising. 52% of young Republican women think feminism has done more harm and 62%
of young Republican men think it's done more harm. That is not surprising the Republicans,
but the fact that young Democrat men think feminism has done more harm, I would say is
mostly surprising until you factor in the fact that many of those young Democratic men are
probably incels. And I'm not saying that as a pejorative.
And I'm not saying that to drag them.
I'm saying literally there's probably a large proportion of young men in general,
regardless of political affiliation,
who have not been able to start a relationship or have sex.
And so they blame feminism.
Well, the Democrat men are dating Democrat women.
That's exactly what I was going to say. They're primarily going to be the feminists.
So they're the ones that are probably –
when they reach 30, and that's what happened to me that was another part
of my i'm going i'm going on dates and i'm getting lectured and told i'm a piece of crap and i'm the
problem and then the check comes and i'm like and then you know they just sit back and i go oh so
you just want the good parts yep of feminism and that i found that across the board and eventually
i'm like well i'm out sorry oh yeah i've. I've had dates in my life where it was obvious the chick just wanted dinner.
Oh, yeah.
Strong feminists just wanted dinner.
Yeah.
Well, they got to fuel up.
But I've always been about gender equality.
That's why I just always split the bill.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the bill comes and they would be like, thank you.
And I'd be like, yeah, you want to do your card or should we do two cards or what do you want to do?
And they're like, wait, what?
What are you thinking here, dude?
The last person I dated, she insisted I pay every time.
And I started to just feel like a sugar daddy, you know.
But then she had a lot of the –
You've got to respond in kind like it's like the dude from Mad Men, you know.
Yeah.
It's like, all right, babe, come on, you know.
Well, they're picking – yeah, they're kind of picking and choosing the best traits of feminism.
And I mean, you mean, good on them.
I'd do that, you know, if I could.
I understand paying for the woman and her food and her comfort if she's raising the child because you need her body to be comfortable.
See, that's where you run into the problem because me and this person, she was going for her career full force and I was going for mine.
I'm the breadwinner, you know.
And so we came to this point. It's like, well, she's not going to stop and I'm not going for mine. I'm the breadwinner, you know. And so we came to this point.
It's like, well, she's not going to stop and I'm not going to stop.
So we're never going to settle down.
But I'm going to keep paying.
And then eventually it's like, well, how long?
It's like, how long is that going to last, Ian?
Say you're a chimpanzee full of snakes.
What?
Say you're a chimpanzee full of snakes.
It's like you're a chimpanzee full of snakes it's like you're a chimpanzee full of snakes
he really said that yeah he really said that and you're gonna rescue your father from the belly of
a whale oh yeah yeah that's a pinocchio one he's been a huge influence on me i he was one of the
first people i heard talking about this stuff and i would literally cry watching being like
wow i can actually talk about this? Yeah.
That's why he got so big.
He was like a father figure to a lot of people. Oh, my God.
Changed my life.
I mean, like, I got into therapy, got into 12 Steps, and I went from broke to making six figures to speaking out to, you know.
This is a kid's suit, but it's still a suit.
And it's from one person.
He's so awesome.
From one person. He would so awesome. From one person.
He would tell you that others, he's inspired, of course, by others that came before him.
Of course.
He sums everything up so in layman's terms.
That's his masterful skill.
He takes all of this stuff and he puts it in plain 12 rules for life.
I want to point out this feminism thing.
There's a really good point that the feminists actually made.
If you look at support, older Democrat women, older Democrat men
tend to disagree with the statement.
They think feminism did more good.
And older Republican
women are similar to younger Republican
women, but older Republican men
42%.
They made a good point. They said the older generation
probably views feminism more as the right to vote
and the younger generation views it as
the right to eat. Black Lives And the younger generation views it as like...
The right to eat.
Black Lives Matter burning down buildings and stuff.
It's the second generation feminism,
which is from the 60s,
which is the revolution,
all that stuff.
Suffrage, I think,
might have been the first generation.
And now we're at 12th dimensional feminism
where the whole ideology exists
in a superposition of itself.
It does, yeah.
Where everything is offensive and inoffensive
and you never know which word you're allowed to say.
It's true. Yeah. Well, remember when we is offensive and inoffensive and you never know which word you're allowed to say. It's true.
Yeah.
Well, remember when we had Richie's mom on
and she did not understand
what was the issue with feminism now?
And I was like,
it's not like it was when you were dealing with it
because she's 60-something
and it's totally different now
than it was when she was looking at it.
I understand having a positive view of feminism
when it was actually seeking equality
for women with men.
That's totally different.
No one disagrees with that anymore.
Exactly.
It's about equality of opportunity,
but it didn't seek to make women equal,
like the same as men in society's eyes.
Right.
That was never, you know.
This is the crazy thing because it's like,
do you think if you ask the average female,
do you feel safe walking alone in a dark alley at night?
They'd probably tell you to a greater degree than men that they do not feel safe.
And a guy might be like, I don't know.
I never – I mean, yeah, I probably feel a little unsafe.
But most guys might be like, I never thought about it for obvious reasons.
Guys tend to be bigger, tend to have more muscle mass, tend to have more bone density, tend to have more skin collagen or literally do.
And typically are less concerned about these things. Women are
typically more concerned about these things. I think it's probably Jordan Peterson brought this
up, but if you want to figure out the differences between men and women, you just tell everyone to
line up from shortest to tallest, and then it happens. Well, it doesn't help me much.
It doesn't help me either. How tall are you?
Well, I literally had to change my height to millimeters on Tinder just to trick women.
If you change your posture, you'll gain inches.
2,000 millimeters.
Yeah, that's great.
2,000 millimeters.
This is true.
When they added a height requirement or a height like in between, you can go your highest and lowest height.
Of course, all chicks are going to be like 6'7".
No one's going down to 5'2".
So I actually don't show up in people's matches anymore.
And my matches went down almost to zero.
Wow.
Cheap.
Yeah.
It sucks.
I was fixing my posture and elongating it.
And I gained about an inch and a half.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Your body can shrink.
I know.
I know.
I have great posture.
You can't lose an inch.
You know what also helps is getting quartered, drawn and quartered,
but not to the point where they rip your limbs off.
Just to the point where you scream.
It's really scratched and quartered.
You don't really have to scratch it on.
Just sketched.
Scored, they call it.
Yes.
Scoring the muscle.
Sketched and quartered.
Or they do this thing where they'll break your legs and then pull it a half inch
that's a good one
and then the bones heal
so you can
Mia Farrow did that to
Ronan Farrow
yeah that's true
who's definitely
Frank Sinatra's son
she really did that
oh yeah that's not
that's not a joke
that's true
yeah yeah she really did that
she did the leg change
that's why he looks that way
wow
what
yeah that's true
so he has like really long legs
and like a small torso
yeah
and you know
that's you know what she did and nobody's talking about it.
You should do it to your arms.
Just like really long arms?
Yeah, and play basketball.
Slender man.
Well, I actually have a really, like, do you have a long torso?
No, moderate.
I have a long torso.
Moderate torso.
So when I'm at a bar, I would meet women at bars and we would be, you know, looking.
She'd be six feet.
She'd think I'm her height. She'd get up and she'd meet women at bars and we would be looking. She'd be six feet. She'd think I'm her height.
She'd get up and she'd just keep getting up and I would be here.
And one time I met a woman on a train and I had a coat over my legs.
We talked for two hours on the Metro North.
She was 6'2 and I'm 5'3.
And she got up and I just go, I got a cramp.
I go, just go.
Go on without me.
Go on without me.
I was like, my goal would be to get back to her house with her never seeing my legs.
Wow.
You know, like I'm in the Uber already.
Come on, let's go.
Hey.
It sounds like you need some height equity in your life.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Height privilege.
Height privilege.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put your pants in from knee first.
And so then when they see you, it just looks like you're, you know, like a wounded vet
or something.
And then you get up and just get in the wheelchair.
Yeah, I got my little service labradoodle dog.
Swimming?
You go swimming for a day?
No, no, no.
That would be fun.
What is that, Stolen Valor?
No, you don't do that.
You're already in the pool when they get there?
Yeah.
Magic.
But height is a huge determination for success.
Yep.
Absolutely.
Let me tell you guys.
That's why Tim sits.
I'm going to ask you guys a question.
I mean, people – here's the funny thing.
I took a picture with Charlie Kirk and Vosh.
And like, was Charlie like 6'5"?
Yeah, he's really tall.
Vosh is like 6'3".
And they're like, they come over and they're like, let's get a picture together.
And I'm like, okay.
And then I look at the picture and I'm like, dude, it makes me look like I'm 5 feet tall.
Like a toddler.
So it's funny, though, because the way we have the cameras set up, people, whenever I meet them, they're like, I thought you'd be shorter.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, because here's how it works.
Typically, when you watch a TV show or a movie, the people tend to look taller because the cameras are held at chest height.
Right.
So from your perspective then, you're imagining your head as the camera camera and you're seeing these people that are tall so when we have the cameras slightly at head height and slightly going down because we have to
cross over each other the people watching feel like they're looking down at us and so the assumption
is they must be shorter than me yeah when in reality it's just the position of the camera
relative to where the well now that you blew it man now they know i wonder if that creates an air
of like uh a lack of authority from us because we seem smaller.
Maybe.
I'll tell you.
Let me tell you guys something.
Let me ask you a question.
I used to work in street canvassing, nonprofits.
I'll ask you, Tyler.
Yeah.
I did too, actually, by the way.
You did?
For charter schools, yeah.
Oh, cool.
So you like walking people and you were like, hey, can you give me money?
Well, I was actually – I broke into the Trump Towers.
This is a true story.
They'd have me sneak in.
But go ahead.
We'll circle back.
So there are two characteristics that guaranteed – there's one characteristic per gender.
Each gender has a specific characteristic that guaranteed they would do well in fundraising.
Do you know what that characteristic was for men?
Height?
Yes.
Had to be.
So in my experience working at these-profits for some reason a good
pen yes the guys the guys who came back typically always having tons of donations were just tall
and there were some guys who you'd say were dumb as a box of rocks couldn't talk their their their
way out of a gas station and they were just making money and I'm like, what do you say to people? And they'd be like, oh, I just
told them like, look, you know, you gotta
give money, you know? And then they do
and I'm like, well, this six foot seven guy
talking to people, people just do it.
Scary. Of the guys
that tended to be more successful and were short,
they talked fast and
matter-of-factly. I like have no idea what you're
talking about. Nobody knows what the hell you're talking about, Tim.
Now, among women, what do you think the one trait was that was
more frequent among those who just tended to do really well in terms of donations i have two
hold on it's for tyler two ideas i have two ideas too it's their wait donations from men or women
or anybody well all i know is people would come, and I would tend to see tall guys would make consistent amounts of – consistent or large amounts of money.
And then there was a characteristic among women that these women would tend to come back and just have money.
I hate to say it, but –
I'm going to say boobs.
I'm going to go and – I'm going to say boobies.
That is true.
Yeah.
That's correct.
Well, you can't take that clip if I'm doing Trump's voice.
I was going to say intelligence.
So you tended to see – it's not absolute.
Yeah.
But women with large breasts would tend to be like – it was easy.
I got five donors and tall guys.
Yeah, we're animals.
Right.
We are animals.
Yep.
You can't separate that from these conversations.
All of them are primal instincts.
But you know what's funny is the stigma around saying women's breasts versus a man's height.
Like men can't control their height.
You know what I mean?
Women can't control their boob size.
It sucks in my opinion that both – there's these determinant factors that change.
Right.
In your chair.
This is me at a bar i have to order with a sock puppet on that's great a couple milks here got a couple milk but but uh there's there's a uh people are more worried to say is it is it boobs yeah i
was nervous i love nobody cares about saying a dude's height people people can like these these
women can outright be like i won't date short guys but if a dude says he's
like i don't date flat chicks they'd be like how dare you i think genetic realism is massively
important part of the conversation society it doesn't get enough attention i'd like it to get
more guys viscerally attracted to women with large boobs so they want to be physically near them
literally they want the opportunity maybe her hand's going to touch his hand when he's signing
the paper girls like tall guys because
they have large members and everything.
Or there's an assumption. Or
racial genetics. Like someone
might have a darker skin tone because of more melanin from
their ancestors getting more sunlight.
I love that stuff. Yeah.
When a man looks at a woman,
we're looking at their waist to
hip ratio to really be like,
can she crank a couple babes out?
That's what we're doing.
It's not that we like big butts.
We like to know that they can have kids.
Well, the reason that people like big butts is because it means that you are likely to be a better mother.
Yeah.
Like to be able to have children more easily.
And nurse them.
That's right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Butt fat is associated with health as well.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's much better than abdominal fat.
I think the communists, they hate the idea that there is an element of your life they can't control.
Yeah.
But I always tell people, like, look, man, you can't change the cards you were dealt, but you can play your hand the best of your abilities.
I've seen some poker hands where a dude's got 7-2 offsuit but bluffs his way into winning the pot.
Yeah, I want to turn him over to Jack-6.
When the blinds are high and every hand counts,
you can win with a crappy hand.
You've got to know how to play.
You've got to know how.
Exactly.
You can't change the direction of the wind,
but you can adjust your six.
Oh, that's motivation.
I think short guys are funnier.
Because that was my way to get women's attention.
It was be the funniest person, probably talk the fastest.
And, you know, so I see like a tall guy.
It looks like me.
He's really hot.
I'd go, if I was him, I wouldn't be funny at all.
You could do it.
Lord Farquaad did.
Remember that when he had the knight's armor, but it was like his feet went into the massive metal legs.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm doing with my pants right now.
She sees him.
Exosuits.
Well, I mean, it was a comedy fantasy film.
So the military is working on giant exosuits where you can lift, like, 10,000 pounds.
I don't know how much weight they get, but they're, like, 1,000-pound suits.
The dude was just on Rogan talking about it.
Damn.
Oh, wow.
They still require battery packs.
They're talking about building a real-life Iron Man suit.
Like, that's what the military's working on right now.
Have you guys seen Obi-Wan, the show?
No.
No.
I started watching it even though I was like, I don't like Star Wars.
And it's exactly as bad as you think it is.
No.
It's basically just like remember darth vader remember obi-wan it's just like okay dude we get it you're just telling us what we assumed happened anyway but i bring it up because they
actually show darth vader and like his limbs are cut off and then he like you know they attach the
things to his body or whatever yes and then you then, you know, it is kind of cool, actually, to actually see Darth Vader going about his
business, because you only had the big movie moments.
Right.
But anyway.
Is James Earl Jones still doing the voice still?
Yes, he is.
Wow.
Nice.
But, you know, I just bring it up because he had limbs, like he had his prosthetics.
So, you know, he's short, but, you know, now he's tall.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Everyone's got a thing.
Everyone's got a thing that they suffer from.
And it's like that's back to the race thing where it's like you'd have no idea what anybody's going through.
When I was a kid, my best friend was black.
His grandfather was the chief of police.
So the police department was run by a black family.
And I wanted to be him so bad.
My parents were getting divorced.
My dad came out of the closet.
Life was hell. My parents were getting divorced. My dad came out of the closet. Life was hell.
My mom was suicidal.
And it's like I wanted to be my black friend more than anything.
And it's like nowadays I feel so bad for these kids who are going to be born.
And they're going to go, well, I have it worse even though my life is hell just because I'm black or white or vice versa.
I think that the damage this is going to do to children is going to be just irreversible.
It was stark when I heard that for the first time.
I don't know.
It was probably about four years ago that because of your skin color, things will be
harder.
That really bothers me.
Or easier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or easier.
You tell a five-year-old that they're going to believe my life is hard, and then they're
going to start finding problems to justify what they think their life is.
Especially in this victimhood
society where it's like a billion
dollar business now.
It's so tragic.
Let's talk about pharmaceuticals for a second.
Biden totally missed the ball on that speech he
just gave, not talking about pharmaceuticals with kids.
What do you think Biden's intention is?
To sell more pharmaceuticals?
No, no, no.
This is why I say he's a bad person.
This is why I call him evil.
He lied.
He is trying to manipulate people so they give up their rights.
And he's not addressing actual issues that are screwing people over.
I mean, you look at these people in government and they're just like, what can I do today to screw over regular people because I want power?
And like they're, do you think they're working
towards some sort of profit motive?
Let me ask you something, right?
Let me ask you guys a question.
What if the earth really is overpopulated
and climate change is about to wipe us out?
If that were true, would you support taxing gas,
shutting down pipelines, suspending air travel,
locking people down?
No.
No, ramp it up.
I'm not going to kill myself to stop the problem.
That's not the way to stop the problem.
Go out with a bang, anyhow.
Let's say...
So you would say if you knew that we were...
Let's just say, hypothetically, six months to the apocalypse,
unless everything was shut down now,
you'd say bring on the apocalypse?
After COVID, I think if COVID didn't happen,
the lockdowns, I'd say yeah. But after that, it's it's like no i'm not going through that again can't do it
it's inevitable there's nothing i don't think that there's anything functionally that we could
do to actually stop an apocalypse if it's really that predictable and that evident that it's coming
there's nothing you break up with her i think they're lying and here's what i say if you seed
control to these people when they come out and they scream the sky is falling, they're probably wrong.
They're just probably wrong.
They might be right.
Science might say a lot of things.
But we are but humans.
We are not omniscient.
We're not gods.
So I can respect when they say things like we better be better stewards of the earth.
And I'll be like, okay, I'm down.
Let's do green energy because that makes sense.
But when you cede power to them
and they're like, suspend population growth,
which leads to cultural collapse
and civilizational stagnation and potential collapse.
When they say things like,
they're going to sacrifice X many people
by shutting down fuel and pipelines and stuff,
that's going to result in death.
I'm like, and if you're wrong,
you're actually causing the problem.
You are the apocalypse.
There's two ways to look at it.
Climate change is destroying the planet.
There's too many humans.
Or we need more humans
to continually expand
our scientific understanding,
decentralized power among the people
will find a solution to these problems
and carry humanity beyond the stars.
I lean in that direction.
Elon Musk.
There's also – I forget who it was on Rogan.
Two guys, I think, wrote a book about population.
And they said, what's your evidence that the earth is overpopulated?
What's the number?
It's the same thing with COVID.
There's no limiting factors.
Is it 9 billion, 10, 50?
It's not that it's overpopulated.
It's just that we're not properly dealing with the resources.
Right.
And I've never heard anyone say that until those two guys, and it kind of blew my mind a little bit.
Yeah.
We're too heavily organized in cities and reliant on the outskirts of the farms.
Like if the power goes out and the roads get blocked, the cities get starved.
That's the problem.
That's one of the hugest problems decentralized communities with magnetic trains where you can
just travel that's circular circular cities ruled by supercomputers like burning man is that why
they're letting everyone get shot in new york city maybe that's it they're letting it get shot
when bill gates bill gates comes out and he gave a TED Talk where he said that we can reduce population growth by 10 or 15 percent, here's a guy who says we need less people.
And what if he's wrong?
What if we need more people?
What if Elon Musk is right?
Pick one.
You know, this idea when they come out and they're like, we're overpopulated in climate change.
And I'm just like, and if you're wrong?
So I look at it this way.
Humans have continually adapted.
More people means more innovation.
Let's make a bet on humanity
and not against humanity.
Yeah, the connection is
the people are poorly organized.
The amount of people we have right now
and the organization structure
that they're in is not sustainable.
If the power goes out
and the roads get blocked,
people will have a mass die-off in the cities.
But it's also true that we need more people.
So we need a more organized structure for those people.
Better travel, better transport, drone delivery of food, things like that. But we do these things.
Humans develop these things.
We adapt to these issues.
Well, the whites are dying out, guys.
I know what you're complaining about.
It's all, we need 10 years and we're fine.
Oh, that's a funny thing, thing too About white people becoming a minority
Because it's like
It's white liberals that aren't having kids
You know what I mean?
Yeah
And that's also assuming like
People are getting together
That aren't the same race
Because if a white person
And a Mexican person
Get together and have a baby
The baby's not considered white
Exactly
So that's actually how the census works in this country.
If a white person has a kid with someone who's half white,
the baby is just not white, even though it's a quarter, you know, whatever race.
Yeah, you're just considered other.
Interesting.
Yeah.
But they could grow up and be called white adjacent.
Well, that's a political thing.
I mean, like, as far as it goes with, at least this is what I was – what it was like growing up.
They said you're not considered to be solely white for me because I have Asian.
So it was just like you're not a white person.
You got Asian?
Yeah.
Can I buy it?
What can I – I want to pay you for that, man.
I would have to extract 25 percent of my sales.
It's like, yeah, haven't they won?
Every white guy I know does not want to be white.
It's like, okay, haven't they won? Every white guy I know does not want to be white. It's like, okay,
you guys won.
Every white guy's like,
I wish I had something
that I can just add
to my resume right now.
I was raised by a gay man
and his partner
and I'm like,
I wish that transferred,
but those credits
don't transfer.
You know?
I'm gay raised.
I wish I,
no,
because it's not
my lived experience.
That's what I'm told.
But you've got insight
into the lived experience.
Yeah, I grew up in gay bars.
But it doesn't matter.
It's like no one wants to hear it.
Interesting.
Well, because you're white.
Gay raised because I'm white.
That's right.
Yeah.
Even gay – there's a lot of gay white men now who are getting rejected in Hollywood,
and they're reaching out to me.
I'm like, damn, we've really – it's bad.
Yeah.
Not gay enough or not you know like not
quite dark enough oh yeah that's the best thing it's like if uh if i come out and agree with them
then i'm a marginalized person if i disagree with them well you're white it's like oh so i i get to
be white if i disagree with you yeah okay let me tell the racist over there who you know what you
said give me permission to be white that's why I think that whole ideology is just bankrupt.
It's so destructive.
I think it's the number one thing that will destroy the country.
I got to say, though, this what is a woman stuff, the wokeness, it's a great red pill when what is a woman is the best question.
Because you're seeing all these progressives unable to answer it and then i'm
just like man all you got to do is go you're like how do i convince my parents or whatever
asking what a woman is there you go that's terrifying it's like a simple dictionary question
and it's funny it's like people can't answer it well how can you fight for a woman's rights and
then not be able to define that's the thing. Everything is starting to contradict itself.
The house of cards is just falling down.
They've made up
so many terms and
ideas, they're starting to collapse.
It's fun to watch, I think. That's what I thought
the pride flag.
It was so many flags on
a flag that it was collapsing on itself.
I couldn't tell.
It didn't have structure. The structure
was lost in the madness. It's a perfect
representation. It's madness. They
want it to be madness.
The thing the Nets posted
where it was just like, it looked
like a Jackson Pollock painting.
It was just weird
symbols and shapes and lines and I'm like
shimbles. That's what I'm talking
about. It was a house of flags.
Is that what this is? The New Jersey Nets. Is that what you're talking about?
Brooklyn. Oh, the Brooklyn Nets.
Yeah, and it was like this weird...
Do we have that one?
It's a great flag. Oh, you're from Brooklyn.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I live in Brooklyn now.
Yeah, here we got it. We got it right here.
Like, yo, that's it.
I even saw gay guys who were just like,
I don't understand what this is.
It's too crazy.
What is it?
It's too many people trying to be accepted for something that's different.
And now that's chaos in action right there.
Well, they're justifying every new made-up group, and then they have to give the new one their color or space on the flag.
There's going to be that.
This is going to multiply every year.
Of course.
That's so wild. It's got to, like, it feels like it's collapsing on itself from the chaos. We should make the flag. There's going to be, this is going to multiply every year. Of course. That's so wild.
It's got a,
like it feels like it's collapsing on itself
from the chaos.
We should make a flag.
Yeah.
What kind of flag?
I don't know.
But everyone else has one.
I kind of want one.
I definitely want one.
Oh, we should make a flag for Biden.
Trump's got a flag.
The Biden one can be him sniffing something.
A glass of milk.
A glass of milk.
A cup of pudding.
Applesauce. A glass of milk a glass of milk pudding applesauce a glass of milk yeah
that's it dog it says dog face yeah i love dog face dog face yeah could you make like a flag
that's a prism so depending on how you look at it you might see the rainbow or you might you just
might see through it that'd be a three-dimensional flag yeah a cube They got to stop giving people flags in parades.
It's making these people turn into children.
It's got to stop.
I'm just not celebrating it anymore.
I mean, I used to have to because I grew up.
Right.
I think we should just give everyone a flag with their name on it.
Yeah.
Because the smallest minority is the individual. That's right.
Right.
There you go.
And the smallest individual is a baby.
That's right. We should care the most about that. So we should make flags for unborn children. That's right. Right. There you go. And the smallest individual is a baby. That's right.
We should care the most about that.
So we should make flags for unborn children.
That's right.
I want to arm them.
That might solve the birth certificate problem.
Yeah, definitely.
With the assignments, the birth assignment, the gender assignments at birth, you just
get a flag instead of a gender assignment.
Perfect.
Get a selfie.
They make you take a picture of it with it in your hand.
No names anymore.
Just a flag.
Yep.
Perfect.
Oh, yeah.
Back in the day before they had addresses, they had shapes and images on every house.
Like there would be a red shield.
You know Rothschild?
The Rothschild?
Really?
Yeah.
That means red shield.
Oh.
Came from the original guy.
Had a red shield on his house.
We're regressing back to that.
Yeah.
There's shapes and symbols and emojis.
I love it.
It's like hieroglyphics.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
I love it.
I wonder if I could do that.
You know, like we'll build a house and then when we have to register with the post office i'll be like it's the poop
emoji house like we're not running that amber's herds house amber's house i wonder if we could
do that that'd be funny you can you can actually create streets so there was a property i was
looking at and there was this like gravel road that just went off the side. And the owner said that he
sold it to the city or whatever,
but it already had a name, and so it just
became the named street. They left it the way it was, and I'm
like, so we could do that?
Because I'll create a crazy named street.
Like Amber Turd Avenue or something.
Hill Hill.
Hill Road, but it would be a hill, you know?
Hill Road.
That's where Biden grew up. I grew up in a hill.
Hill, hill.
Hill, hill, yeah.
Don't mind.
Would you guys name, like, if you had a city, would you name stuff after yourself?
If I had a city?
Yeah, branding, I think.
I think it's a good branding idea.
I would, too, at this point.
Yeah, absolutely.
Could you imagine, like, it's the 1600s, and you walk up a hill, and you're like,
I'm going to build a house right here.
And then they'd be like, what's that place over there?
And you'd be like, oh, that's Eonsburg because Burg is hill.
And then he'd be like, oh.
And then you'd be like, yep, I'm Eonsburg.
That's my hill.
And then everyone started calling it Eonsburg.
And then now it's Eonsburg.
And then now we have that flag.
Yeah.
Now that's your flag.
I'm disappointed.
I'm glad to that.
It's crazy how things work. Let's talk about the apocalypse, guys. flag. Yeah. Now that's your flag. Cut to this. I'm disappointed. Cut to that. It's crazy how things work.
Let's talk about the apocalypse, guys.
Oh.
Good.
Gas prices on the road to $5 nationwide very soon.
That's the news.
Congratulations, everyone.
I hope your vote for Joe Biden was worth it.
It's at $4.71 per gallon.
In California, it's over $8.
So, you know, apocalypse when?
Apocalypse now. No, that's a movie. Yeah yeah i didn't mean to say that out loud it was too tempting not to say
you kind of look like me if we go through like one more pandemic
yes and then shave i feel you i feel like we both spirit by the way we can like interchange
our looks right now like your hair It's parted very nicely.
Apocalypse.
I don't know.
What does apocalypse mean?
Does that mean the end of the world?
We talked about the people who want revolution and all that stuff.
And we can talk about the political implications of what would drive actual conflict, but it's going to be this.
When people can't afford to go to work anymore, when the cost of getting to work is more than the work produces, people stop working.
Of course.
Yeah.
Remember the toilet paper shortage?
People were really scared.
That's toilet paper. And that was weird, too, because I was
like, just use your hand and then wash your hands, right?
Are we all doing that?
Literally.
I suggest it.
It actually feels better, too.
It's less dry. Wait, I wanted to ask...
I was joking, Ian. Oh, no, I don't joke around.
I got to ask him this question.
Tim, you said a number a long time ago,
a certain percentage of people's income,
if it goes toward food,
that will be the marker of a revolution.
What percentage was that?
Oh, I don't remember.
We were reading something.
Yeah.
Depends if you're dating a feminist or not.
I mean, yeah, that's fair.
Yeah, because they eat a lot, don't they?
It's going to be 90%.
Because they're like,
I'm healthy at every size. That's right. And then you're like, okay's fair. Yeah, because they eat a lot, don't they? It's going to be 90%. Because they're like, I'm healthier at every size.
That's right.
And then you're like, okay, dear.
Okay, whatever.
And then you're giving them the French fries.
So the apocalypse from ancient Greek is a literary genre in which a supernatural being reveals cosmic mysteries or the future to a human intermediary.
Has that already happened?
Is that what the internet is?
Have we created some sort of super being that's communicating with us and making people crazy?
Don't look at it!
It's like the Ark in Indiana Jones.
You look at it and blast.
That's what the internet is.
The phone is the Ark.
You turn it on and you're like...
That's what Twitter feels like.
Do you feel like reality is more now
the internet than reality?
I think we've actually just we've just crossed the line.
Well, it's the younger generation.
Yeah.
So when – you know, I say this for – people don't understand that you don't convince people to join your side.
Like, it happens.
It does.
An individual is convinced of your argument and then becomes whatever politics you have.
What really happens for the most part is young people have those values and then grow up
with them.
Rarely are people actually jumping ship or changing.
Yeah.
So you're saying the reality becoming more like more of the internet.
It's because boomers and Gen Xers who grew up in reality are slowly aging out.
Right.
Once they're gone and it's all millennials, the internet will be everything.
Unless the power goes out i normally don't know i hardly ever say like we need some sort of catastrophe
to show people what really matters in life i think it's from time to time but i don't want
to bring that on people but if the power went out and people have to that would be a reconcile yeah
that would be it they would be like fish out of water they would just like fall down and go like
i was not like yeah even if they just stopped tiktok right now there'd be millions of people in the street just dancing
just like hoping someone sees it it's the weirdest thing we'd have a meltdown the first when tiktok
first started happening i remember we were in jersey yeah and i look out the window and there's
some like little girl in the middle of the street just doing these weird dancing and i was like
what's going on and then She just saw the flag.
But in the middle of the street.
And then she walks up to a mailbox and picks her phone up
and I was like, oh, she was filming herself.
And I was like, what is this?
And then I saw it all over the place.
People would be in the malls and they would just be standing in the corner
doing weird and I'm like, wow.
Like listening to, hearing songs
that no one else can hear.
It's over, yeah.
We can't come back from that. People are going to plug into Elon Musk's Neuralink Oh. Like listening to, hearing songs no one else can hear? It's over, yeah. It's over.
We can't come back from that.
Yo, people are going to plug into Elon Musk's Neuralink to join the metaverse in two seconds.
Yeah.
They're going to be bagging.
Elon Musk is going to be like, the first edition of Neuralink can be surgically implanted and we'll do it for free.
Just come over here and we'll jam the spike in your neck.
And they're going to be like, please, Elon, me.
It's cool.
It's very cool.
I want to be in TikTok. so like live in that reality if we've got a sort of a caste system set up right now where you have the really wealthy people that never think about money really they never have to
even think about it unless they want to make more of it then you have like the working class and
then you have the abject poor now if you have the metaversions where are they might be lower than
the abject poor it might actually be considered abject poor.
They're just getting intravenous nutrition and harvesting their body heat or something.
But then it's going to create a class of workers that hate reality but are willing to do it
because they don't want to be part of the lower slave class, like the metaverse class.
I think it's going to create another class.
You guys ever watch Battlestar Galactica?
Yeah.
No?
You've never seen it?
It's pretty good.
The TV show is good.
So one of the best shows ever.
Totally.
So I'll give you the short version.
There's a bunch of different colonies on all these different planets.
They make these AI robots.
The AI robots go to war with them.
Then eventually the civilization gets wiped out because the robots advance themselves and then declare war.
So now all that's left is like a fleet of ships that are traveling away from the wiped out civilization.
And there are ships that refine the materials they need for fuel and stuff.
And the people who work on them have no choice and they're basically slaves.
They work 80 hours.
They don't get time off because if they stop working, the whole thing collapses.
They all die.
And then the captain, of course, he has to deal with the conflict of struggling to survive,
but he's got the nice whiskey in his office, and he's in charge.
And that's just like – that's the reality of struggle in the real world.
This is a documentary about Amazon?
What?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
So they actually have episodes where it's like people are trying not to work
because their lives are miserable on these mining ships or refining ships.
And they're like, if you stop working, we all die.
Yeah.
And then they're like, we've got to rotate other people in because people can't do this anymore.
And they're like, if they can't do it, they can't do it.
And we need the people who can.
So that's just that's the reality of existence. So if we ever created like an actual metaverse civilization, then you're going to have some people who are the privileged elites who are in the metaverse and the poor people shoveling mud and dirt outside to make the machine run.
With their masks on.
With their masks on.
So you could have classes within the metaverse of rich people in the metaverse that can control the code and see the code and everybody else.
Yeah, the Zuckerberg class.
They're going to walk up to you, Ian, and you're going to be like, Zuck, I don't like what you did.
And he's going to go beep, beep, beep, and you're going to turn into a giraffe.
He'll like teleport in and I'll be like, I want to teleport.
He's like, if you work your whole life, you might be able to.
And 40 years go by of me trying and then, no, it doesn't happen.
They'll like – there will be the elite class.
I mean it's happening now.
We don't even – it's not even sci-fi.
You've got the powerful elites who can control big tech and manipulate what you see and hear to make you think what they want you to think.
It already exists.
You're seeing this within comedians.
They're starting to go, all right, what was banned on TikTok this week?
So what are the things you have to avoid?
Oh, you got to make a thumbnail like this.
Don't include this image.
A friend of mine, his TikTok was just taken down because he had a picture of a gun.
Wow.
And I'm banned from there every other week. We're perma-banned from TikTok.
I don't even know why.
It's starting to shape comedy.
Yeah. Cancel culture is
shaping comedy and everyone's terrified to
take a risk. I talked to a guy we might have on the show
and the general idea is they know
they can't win on free speech grounds
so they're trying to control
what young people see
and hear so that,
oh, yeah, let Tim Castellar have their conversations.
Who cares?
They're in their 30s.
By the time these 15-year-olds are in their 30s,
they're going to hate free speech and they're going to do as they're told.
That's where we're going.
Yeah.
It's launched already.
It's not free speech.
If our speech is getting censored by corporations at will just because of what the CEO wants wants to do that's not that's not freedom
they're getting people to actually cancel themselves that's kind of how i think of it
yeah it's because i started to do that i started to censor myself on stage and when my with my
writing i'm like oh i'm actually canceling myself and my material is getting so boring so people
aren't watching it just do a joke where you just bleep out the words so keep the joke but just
bleep it right on tikt TikTok? Yeah. Or on stage.
So you can be like,
I met a guy, right?
He came from this country,
a bunch of bleeps, you know?
Yeah.
That would be a funny joke.
Yeah, the whole thing.
He's bleeping bleeps.
You know how he bleeps.
This bleep knows what I'm talking about.
He's a little bleepist.
You can't say that
because you'll get banned
on the internet for hate speech
if you call someone a bleep.
Yeah.
Or just carry a thing that beeps
and so you talk in the microphone and just... Yeah, yeah. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. That's a bleep. Yeah. Or just carry a thing that beeps, and so you talk to the microphone,
and just...
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
Then you can keep all your jokes.
I think you're right about self-censorship.
It's one of the more dangerous things
that can happen to someone right now
because it's such early stage
of, like, internet censorship.
Still, we have an opportunity.
We're constantly at a crossroads
to fix and make these things better
with free software,
copy left software.
But self-censorship in the meantime is the road to ruin.
I mean, I had millions of views taken off.
I did a Fauci impression, and they actually called it remove for imitation.
What?
What?
It's like this is comedy.
What?
You were pretending to be Dr. Fauci?
Yeah, I did him just talking about, you know, the first shot really is just to loosen up the vein.
Then the third, fourth, and fifth shot is just to create a Pfizer community.
Then seven through ten are placebos, getting us to 12.
And all of these are removed.
And they say removed for imitation.
Now, that's different than impersonation.
Impersonating someone is illegal.
I'm not allowed to tell people I'm Tim Pool and impersonation. Impersonating someone is illegal.
You're not allowed to... I'm not allowed to tell people I'm Tim Pool and use Tim's credit card.
Like, that's illegal.
If I go on social media and make a Tim Pool account, they'll probably ban it if Tim wants it gone.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
My Trumps are taken down...
So fast.
Like, faster than Nancy Pelosi with her eyebrows.
She does the...
They won't let you do Trump.
Trump was removed two days ago in, I think it was 11 minutes from TikTok.
And it's like...
It's because they don't want people to enjoy it.
They're CCP.
They can't handle the power of goodness.
No, no, no.
These Trump impersonations make Trump likable.
Yeah, yeah, because he's funny.
Whatever you would think of him, he's actually really funny.
But it's so scary.
Now, the guidelines on TikTok are 5,000 pages long, same with Instagram.
They can remove it for any reason they want.
And they have so many reasons now where it could just be removed because somebody got a little upset.
Oh, yeah.
It's removed because CCP thinks you're going to upturn their communist dictatorship.
Right.
It's ByteDance is the company that owns it.
And that's basically run through the CCP.
I've never touched the crap.
I refuse. I'm boy touched the crap. I refuse.
I'm boycotting TikTok.
It's trash.
But it became like a survival thing for me because my Instagram got shadow banned, and it's like my TikTok blew up, and then I started to tour, and then they shut it down, and it's a problem.
They want to control the culture of young people so that they believe what they want them to believe
and behave the way they want them to behave.
So the people who run these companies, it's the CCP,
right? They're manipulating us. They're attacking
us. They're our adversaries.
I hate to say it, but it blows my mind.
At some point, you've got to call a spade
a spade. In 1934
Germany, I don't think I would have been happy with
Hitler's rhetoric. And I probably
wouldn't have been on, maybe I wasn't there, I don't know I would have been happy with Hitler's rhetoric. I probably wouldn't have been on...
Maybe I wasn't there. I don't know.
The slaves, the Uyghurs in
Western China, unconscionable.
I can't deal with it. I own
freaking software that was built by these people,
unfortunately. Or hardware, I should
call it. But I can't stand for it, man.
We still live.
Do you guys really care about slavery and racism?
Turn your eyes on the CCP.
No, they don't.
I don't think anybody for the most part did.
They just wanted to move it.
Smash the ignorance.
Do you know what was the biggest contributor to the end of slavery?
It was automation.
It was industrialization.
Yes.
I was reading about it when humans, when the easiest thing for a person was to have a slave, they would fight to maintain that slave.
But once industrialization began and it was actually cheaper to maintain a machine than a person, then you lost economic incentive.
The reality was humans were motivated by money and greed to have slaves.
I mean that's fairly obvious, right?
So once that was – once it was cheaper to have a machine,
they were just like,
you lost the support for it,
and then abolitionist sentiment started to grow.
It's crazy, right?
People assume it was a moral thing,
where humans woke up one day and were like,
you know, I've realized it's wrong what we're doing.
No, the reality was,
they were making more money not having slaves, so no one supported it.
And then the fighting began. I'm imagining some guy going, is this bad?
Is this bad?
Is this bad?
Yeah.
On a scale from 1 to 100, how bad is this?
Yeah, this plays with what you were saying about Battlestar Galactica, too.
They have slaves because they have to, literally, to survive.
For the ship to survive, they need people to work 80-hour weeks in the coal mine.
That's crazy.
I think your civilization would collapse at that point.
Like, in Battlestar Galactica,
when they have these people in the refining ships
or whatever it was,
I'd be like, no, dude,
people would probably just lose it.
Like, the show is about them adrift, basically,
with, like, limited resources.
It's one thing to be on a planet
where you can always go off
and try and survive on your own. It's another thing to just be, like where you can always go off and try and survive on your own.
It's another thing to just be like in a desert with nothing.
Do you think they'll be able to convince enough people
where it really becomes the dominant force?
Just whatever the, what do you want to call it?
Woke brain disease, whatever it is.
But it really is a brainwashing.
I feel like young people are starting to snap.
Like they just, they're sick of it.
They're sick of, young people are rebellious, right?
And they don't have lives anymore.
No one has a life.
No one has a relationship or a house or a good job.
So what's left?
I think they're losing it.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need more.
More relationships, more jobs, more cool jobs.
Like using lasers to make graphene.
So there's, I think these blank slaters
who think they can raise people to be a certain way
are going to have a rude awakening when they realize that it's a little bit of nature and nurture.
Yep, yep.
And you can't just remove the nature from people.
So these young people who are like on TikTok, they crave human affection and attention and they're not getting it.
They're going to snap.
And they're going to say the system is broken.
I don't want to live this way.
I used to think you could get enough for relationships through internet video chat.
And I had a friend tell me like, no, I don't think so, Ian. It was like in 2007 and I was manic about the internet, for relationships through internet video chat and i had a friend tell me like no i don't think so ian it was like in 2007 and i was i was manic about the internet
the power of internet video i was like no i mean you can meet this most intelligent people you
have a video chat with them you don't need secret service there you can it's if this is it this is
the future and it's doesn't compare to this yeah we're there's some sort of you can smell each
other there was no you know oh i do, I do. This is a fact.
Humans are happier around nature.
And so they actually did controls to determine people's rated levels of happiness.
And they found that people who live in cities are unhappy because of the city.
And if you take people from cities and bring them to nature, their levels of happiness go up.
I'm dying inside from being in New York.
I mean, it really is dangerous, and it's falling apart right now.
But it's taking a toll.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm plotting.
I'm plotting.
You know what I see when I walk outside?
Chickens.
Yeah.
And you know what they say when I walk outside?
Buck.
It's fantastic.
Andrew Huberman, the neuroscientist.
Are you guys familiar with his work?
Huberman Labs
he's brilliant
I dabble in his work
but I'm not too familiar
he's been on Rogan a couple times
at least once
and he has uncovered
or has been really pushing
looking into the horizon every day
for like 15 minutes
because the amount
I don't know if it's about
your peripheral vision
but it's the unfocused
long distance view
is supposedly one of the greatest things
you can do for your mental health.
According to Andrew.
I deferred to the scientist on that one.
In Montana, that's where we shot Terror on the Prairie.
We were in between two mountain ranges in the middle of a prairie.
Bitterroots?
And I just stared out into the...
Which ranges?
Who do you play in the movie?
I play a guy.
His name is Longhair, believe it or not.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah, Longhair.
He was
in the Civil War
and not on the correct
side, depending who you ask.
And me,
Nick Searcy.
Yes.
Nick Searcy.
Heath Friedman, an actor
who actually passed away right after the film.
And Daniel Day-Lewis' son in his first ever film, Nick Searcy. Heath Friedman, an actor who actually passed away right after the film. Oh, wow.
And Daniel Day-Lewis' son in his first ever film, Gabe.
And the four of us, yeah, we're just seeking revenge and going after Cowboy Cerrone, who's not home.
But Gina's home, his wife. And then we spend two hours fighting her.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
Nice.
When's that out?
June 14th on the Daily Wire. Daily Wire cranking out the hits. Yeah. That sounds fun. Nice. When's that out? A little knockdown. June 14th on the Daily Wire.
Daily Wire cranking out the hits.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Man, I think they're actually going to be a contender for Netflix in a few years.
Yep.
I agree.
I think Netflix thinks that, too.
They're done.
I mean, they're basically like, hey, we can't make these.
Did you see what they said?
We can't make these crappy movies like The Irishman anymore.
I don't know if they didn't use the word crappy, but're like these pat we can't use these like ego projects anymore we're like wow rich people
get to just obi-wan it was like there was an article i saw and it said star wars has a uh
like a plot problem it's like it's all done it's all written we know exactly what the story is
that's the plot all they're doing with these shows is like, let's just reuse the same characters.
Ooh.
And I'm just like, if they tried doing the sequel movies and they were just total trash,
the industry is decaying.
Just totally in decay.
Well, I think it's a lot of the woke ideology thing.
They're just picking people based on what they look like instead of their talent or
their audition.
They're just putting them in front of the chessboard.
And Daily Wire, if they keep it up, I think they're going to clean up.
They're not doing that.
They're taking the best script.
They just had three female leads in a row.
And they said, it's not because we wanted to have, like, it was a decision.
Those were the best scripts that came across our table.
And they read thousands.
And if they really keep it up, I mean, they cast our film.
They saw me on Instagram and gave me an audition.
They didn't do a social background check, which they do now on Netflix and all these shows.
Wow.
They just picked the best auditions.
And the film's incredible.
I think their movies are going to be, people are going to want to see them.
I will give a shout out to Guardians of the Galaxy because Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2, I think, are some of my favorite movies just because they use the old soundtrack.
So you have this movie and the way they use the old music and brought it all back is just one of the coolest things.
But it also is indicative of a decaying culture where we have, like, I think because of Guardians of the Galaxy, all these old songs from the 70s reached top charting positions.
And I'm like, it's cool because the music was better in a lot of ways back then, in
my opinion, even though I wasn't around for it.
Yeah.
Well, some of it was.
I mean, Crosby stills Nash and Young.
Four dudes singing four-part vocal harmony for the recording all together.
But they went nuts.
Well, Young did.
Neil Young.
Oh, yeah.
Neil Young's a pretty special man.
Hey, we're going to go to Super Chat soon, but I wanted to ask you, like, you said you
were basically bankrupt in abject poverty,
then you now are making six figures because of Peterson.
But what was that transition like for you?
Well, Jordan gave me $100,000.
Oh, that's more simple.
I just have to do an impression of him.
Like on every podcast.
I think for young kids that have been pursuing the entertainment industry,
I was in Hollywood for like a decade too.
It's scary.
What would you advise?
God, it's the Wild West right now.
I mean, look, I actually started losing agents and managers.
They'd say outright, we can't help you because you're white.
They'd email me.
They'd tell me on the phone.
The last manager that scouted me said, we aren't taking white men.
It's a real problem.
I'm not saying some white men aren't going to get in.
And by the way, this hurts everybody.
This isn't even about white or black or brown or anything.
Because if you give someone a job who isn't qualified in Hollywood, they're going to get eaten alive.
Because it is a brutal, brutal business.
But what I did, this is just my own story.
I just said, screw it.
I started making my own stuff.
Writing my own scripts.
Funded all of it.
I've made probably 1,000 videos at this point, anywhere from a sketch to a one-minute thing.
And that's how I got my first movie role.
I've been acting for 17 years.
Wow.
And so I hate to say there's no real way to go right now, but they're certainly not looking for talent.
Nope.
Just checking out boxes, I guess.
They know when they see it.
They do, yeah.
That's why you put yourself out there.
Yeah, yeah.
I had to give up the dream.
I actually had to kill the dream
because I started to get booked on TV shows
and bigger and bigger roles,
and I thought,
oh, now I'm going to make a living.
And then it just came to a screeching halt,
and it was the woke ideology.
And they weren't hiding it.
And so I said,
I have to kill the dream,
do it myself,
and that's it.
Let's go to Super Chats.
If you haven't already,
smash that like button,
subscribe to this channel,
share the show however you can.
Take that URL,
post it everywhere.
And head over to TimCast.com.
We're going to have a members-only show
coming up at 11 p.m. I imagine this will be funny, and we've got some stuff to talk about that's, I don everywhere, and head over to TimCast.com. We're going to have a members-only show coming up at 11 p.m.
I imagine this will be funny, and we've got some stuff to talk about that's, I don't know, not so funny.
But we'll get into all that stuff.
We've got Matthew Reckamp who says, I just watched What is a Woman on Daily Wire, and I can't help but wonder.
Is there anything like what is a desired trait from back when eugenics was a thing?
P.S. Watch a long segment on TimCast.com.
That would be fun.
I don't know when we have time to do it as the challenge.
Great idea. Yeah.
Nick Koenig says, first Super Chat, just
chose Vampires Over the Dawn Guard
in Skyrim, 10th anniversary. Thoughts?
Ian just went to the bathroom, so
unfortunately none.
The Wrong Thinker
says, the ATF has been sitting on my Form 4 for nearly a year.
Abolish gun control.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Yep.
That's how they do it.
Camel of the Mojave says,
It's weird the Daily Wire hasn't secured the rights to the story of that guy sitting in a barbershop.
Stands up to do the right thing.
Right.
That's a good point.
Agreed.
That would be a crazy movie.
I don't know what you could really do with that in terms of terms of a plot though you know i guess you could you know they're
probably better they're better they are better writers than i so odysseus horse says tim have
you looked at getting johnny b on he does a mix between gun culture gun related politics and
weapons reviews he's also a big fan of your show uh No, but we will write down his name. We'll take a look. I'll write that down.
All right.
What do we got here?
Alessio De Monte says,
Speaking about gas prices,
one store in Montrose, Colorado
hits $6.50 a gallon for diesel.
Wow.
That's a kick in the balls, man.
A kick in the balls.
I'm telling you right now,
when the cost of working is greater than what you make from the work, the system falls apart.
Of course.
I should say this.
When the cost of working gets close to the cost of what you earn.
What's the point?
Yeah, because you're going to be like, I spend $10 every day to get to work and I make $11?
I just keep $10.
I'm making $1 back.
Not worth it.
Edison Miller says,
Tim, listen to the after show last night.
And as an Alaskan,
I can tell you the best thing about Anchorage
is it's only 20 minutes to the real Alaska.
Also, 24-hour daylight is only above the Arctic Circle,
but is a real thing.
Yeah, it is.
I went to Bergen, Norway once,
and it was day out at midnight.
It was like light out at midnight.
Wow.
Yeah.
Aren't the suicide rates really high in places like that?
I think so.
Yeah.
I was in Iceland, too, and your hotel needs blackout shades.
Reykjavik?
Because of people.
Yes.
Reykjavik.
But it's a small place.
It's beautiful.
Did you go in the winter or the summer?
I don't remember. Oh, it was New Year's. Yeah, it was winter. Oh, yeah. Winter's wild. New Year's. It's beautiful. Did you go in the winter or the summer? I don't remember.
Oh, it was New Year's.
Yeah, it was winter.
Oh, yeah.
Winter's wild.
New Year's.
That was cool.
They had the big statue of that dude, whatever his name is.
I don't remember his name.
Is it Leif Erikson?
George Floyd.
Oh, I don't know.
Probably Leif Erikson.
I don't remember.
I don't think it's Leif Erikson.
Bjork?
Not Bjork.
Bjork.
It's not George Floyd.
But the craziest thing was I got recognized in Iceland at a burger shop in the middle of nowhere.
Like it really was.
Just like one guy.
No.
Yeah.
So it was halfway between Reykjavik and some other location.
So we're like, seriously, you go outside and you see nothing but lava rock or whatever.
And there's a burger shop.
And then I walk in and it's just me and a friend.
And then I order a burger.
And then I'm sitting down eating and two guys walk in.
And one guy goes, oh, hey, it's Tim Pool.
And I was like, what? That's correct. It's Tim Pool. in, and one guy goes, oh, hey, it's Tim Pool. And I was like, what?
That's correct.
It's Tim Pool.
He's like a server guy.
I was like, whoa, Tim Pool.
And I'm like, yeah, you're speaking English.
This is weird.
I like it.
I was like, this guy's following me.
I think it is Leif Erikson.
Or Bardur Snáfellas.
Probably that guy.
I don't know.
That was cool, though.
All their last names, I think, in Iceland are son or daughter.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Yeah, if you look in the, yeah, it's like Daniel's son or, you know, Mach's daughter.
It's all son or daughter.
That's correct.
All right.
That's correct.
Justin Chavez says, shout out to the Babylon Bees.
What is a man?
Oh, yeah, Babylon Bees.
I watched the whole thing.
All two minutes of the documentary and the 45 minutes of credits, LOL.
Did they put something up?
I've got to look at that.
What is a man?
It's amazing bad b says ask anyone who wants firearm control how many lives have been saved
by firearms right yeah jay says hey beanie band are you looking into hiring video game players
for new culture shows or commentary contract security in california isn't fulfilling in the
slowly increasing homeless population wears down your empathy. We aren't currently, but it is something we plan on doing soon.
We're building a new building
and I'm hoping within the next two months it's done,
but who knows.
We thought it was going to be done way earlier, but the steel shortage
has been a kick in the balls. I did get Starlink.
Oh, I hear. Yes.
Not set up yet. Not set up yet.
So they launched Starlink RV,
which has no wait list.
And that's what we needed.
We needed – like I wanted Starlink because I want to be able to mount it and use it wherever we need to go so we can do – Porkfest is coming up.
We're not going to make it.
But if we want to do any shows like that for the mobile studio, we need good satellite.
I don't know if Starlink can handle it, but we just got it in the mail today, so we're going to do some test runs on it.
That's going to be a lot of fun.
Super excited for that.
Did you see the Chinese
scientist call for a plan to destroy Starlink?
Destroy Elon Musk's Starlink.
This is from LiveScience.com.
Crazy. Ginger McIsaac
says, I just dropped several clams for
Daily Wire membership to watch What is a Woman?
Excellent watch. It legit is, and
I'm so jealous. Worth it. I'm like,
we got to make that. We got to make What is an Assault Weapon.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Can you hire me?
I'll shave and play Ben Shapiro.
Perfect.
I'll literally get makeup to be Ben Shapiro.
Well, we're going to do it seriously.
Yeah, I'll be serious.
I'll be totally serious.
We'll be so serious.
Well, then you can have your great value daily wire by subscribing at TimCast.com.
But we got to get on that.
We've actually discussed doing documentary stuff before.
But the thing we're lacking is managerial power.
That's the biggest challenge.
People who can make a machine move and run.
We've got the people who can fine-tune the machine or who can hammer the widgets.
We need managers.
That's a hard thing to find.
And then we'll figure it out, though. We're managers. That's a hard thing to find. And then, you know,
we'll figure it out, though.
We're getting there.
All right.
What is this?
Delamar says,
STG 44 Sturmgewehr,
I'm saying that wrong, probably,
World War II first assault rifle,
different than military rifles at the time,
defined as pistol grip,
shorter rifle barrel,
select fire,
large magazine,
smaller caliber cartridge than main military rifles at the time. Look up the gun. Yeah, I was reading about that assault rifles typically refer to the select fire capability.
And modern civilian variants don't have that.
They're just semi-automatic.
It's one trigger pull, one bullet.
Agamemnon's Gym Bag says,
Getting sick of these bigoted gun phobes
trying to oppress us
all gun control is racist
I believe that it is true
correct yes
it is true
Jason Hunter says Washington State
already takes longer than 72 hours to do background checks
I have a CPL
and it took a month to get a gun
recently that's what they're trying to do.
They are eroding your ability to have guns, and they're hoping that within a generation or two, nobody has any.
So they'll keep doing it.
But 3D printers exist.
Joe Biden wants to make 3D printed guns illegal, but that's stupid because it won't change the fact that 3D printed guns will always exist if someone wants one.
Let's see.
Crispy Leg says,
why does everyone forget that Obama is mixed race?
That's right, he's white.
Yeah, that's true.
Obama's a white man.
Correct.
Joe Cub says,
Ian mopping with two hands had me rolling.
Thanks a bunch.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mopping with two hands.
Ted says, as a person of color,
it feels like some people of color are more people of color than other people
of color to Democrats.
Same as 1828 days.
Guy with nine fingers is how about this?
Tim,
if the FBI fails to finish your background check within 72 hours,
they must cover the full cost of the firearm you're attempting to buy.
Agreed. Agreed.
Seconded?
Yeah. Motion carries.
Taxpayers.
Free guns.
AA says, if Trump came out for a
total ban on guns, Democrats would create
drive-thru gun shops.
There you go. There's your plan.
That guy says, raise
minimum age for firearm purchases to 21
due to prolonged adolescence of current and future generations
and 21 for tobacco tattoos, sexual consent,
gender therapy, and voting rights.
Compromise.
Yeah, it was Ann Coulter said,
I'm in favor of raising the gun age to 21
if we raise the voting age to 21.
And then it's like, hmm.
Interesting.
I went to a gun shop in Virginia
and I was buying a bunch of guns
and this is crazy too because we live in the tri-state
so even when you buy them they have to
ship them like drive
like 10 or 15 minutes and then drop them off at your
gun shop and you got to pay the fee
but some young guy came in to buy a gun
and they asked
for his ID and they're like you can't buy handguns
you're only 20 years old or whatever.
And then I was like,
he's a 20-year-old legal adult
who's got his own place to live
and he can't buy a handgun?
You know what I'm starting to think?
Does that make sense?
We should maybe raise the military age to 21
because we have so many people in the country
and we do not need that many people in the military now.
I don't think sending a young 18-year-old
makes a lot of sense mentally.
We wouldn't send a 16-year-old because their minds aren't developed.
That's why it makes sense.
Unless they identify as 21.
I don't know why you're assuming that their age is fixed.
That was implicitly what I meant.
If they identify as 21, it doesn't matter what age you are.
You can go to war.
All right.
Villafier says,
Tim, I can't think of a more badass backdrop than a musket and samurai sword.
Please don't ever change it.
Originally, it was a mall sword. Yeah. It was just like this goofy mall sword i got for 10 bucks but everybody was was making fun of the mall sword and then i was like still making fun of me
so i bought an actual wakizashi which is like it's a real one you know so it's cool it's like
now no one can make fun of me yeah see take that guys yeah can't bully me no i don't know i just
thought i ordered one and i was
like this kind of looks better it's harder to fit but whatever all right the b says vosh said he
really wanted to go toe-to-toe with matt with matt walsh on transgenderism you guys want to moderate
let's do it absolutely it'd be fun all right there you go vosh matt walsh you guys want to
come on the show and we'll have a conversation about transgender kids?
Dude, Matt knows what's up.
Yeah.
I'll bring a couple kids.
Oh, no.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Live studio audience.
I mean, that would be great.
I just think it's a shame that Vosh is like the only leftist who's willing to come on and actually debate these ideas.
I mean, no, good for him.
I disagree with a lot.
He said creepy things have been heavily criticized for.
That's true but i will say there are a few other there's one particular other person i'm
not going to name who is not welcome on the show but everyone knows who he is but for the most part
it's like it's like pulling teeth to get these people to come out and actually debate these
ideas is it bill maher no bill maher we'll have bill maher on the show absolutely i wouldn't go
on his show though because i feel like one of the challenges with going on other people's shows, for Bill in particular, is that he doesn't know what he's talking about.
So I wouldn't want to be there with him moderating and not knowing.
That would be like a really bad position to be in.
So going on Joe Rogan, for instance, is always fantastic.
Joe's great.
And Joe reads a lot.
But when I said on his show last time in November, I think it was,
that most of the country is now constitutional carry,
Joe said that can't be true, and I was like, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure it is.
And then he said Jamie pulled that up,
and Jamie pulled up a generic Google search that said 13 states, and it's wrong.
It's 25.
I was actually mostly correct.
Florida is about to pass to be the 26th state so when i was saying that and i went oh i guess i was wrong i'll eat that one wow i didn't realize
you're close so it's it's it but but i'm not gonna blame joe for that i mean we you know we got it
wrong bill maher doesn't even fact check so being on a show with him if you watch dennis prager
and he's like that viral clip where he said they're putting tampons in the men's room.
And Bill goes, no, they're not.
No, it's not.
I would not go on a show like that.
Like, dude, Bill, I think he's phoning it in.
Like, he doesn't know what's going on.
He's only somewhat realizing what's been happening in the world.
He's 10 years.
He doesn't write his stuff.
10 years, right.
I mean, he just reads the monologue.
Right, exactly.
He's not writing it.
And he's got a new podcast, and I'm just like.
I've had people reach out and be like, would you, not from his camp, but people who are in the monologue. Right, exactly. Not writing it. And he's got a new podcast, and I'm just like... I've had people reach out and be like, would you...
Not from his camp, but people who are in the related areas were like,
would you want us to talk to him?
We'd love to see you.
And I'm like, no way, dude.
First of all, I'm not going to fly out there because I've got to do my show.
But more importantly, I'm just like...
As much as I can respect him calling out a lot of this stuff, he's phoning it in.
It's funny to watch you.
He's so smarmy.
It's funny to watch him against anyone who's like grounded.
Okay, people. The's funny to watch you. He's so smarmy. It's funny to watch him against anyone who's like grounded. Okay, people.
The left has gone too far.
He talks like this.
The left has gone too far.
If the woke really want to ban speed.
They've lost their minds.
There you go.
It's just this real feminine twist.
His new podcast called Club Random.
I haven't heard it yet, but I'm glad he's getting away from the corporate crap.
Yeah, but I think the issue is he grew up in a world where he just watched CNN,
and that was the basis of his reality.
So he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Yeah, he was wonderfully outspoken in 2000 or 2002, 2001 about the Iraq crap,
and, like, he was really critical of George Bush's handling of that.
He's starting to crack, though, now.
I think something is getting to him.
The light.
He's slowly starting to crack, yeah. I can something is getting to him. He's slowly starting to crack.
I can see the light bursting out of him.
Leet Zors says,
Funny how Ian starts mouthing off about the Catholic Church the night Seamus is gone.
I would do it every night.
Catholic cast.
Anybody who consistently watches the show
knows that Ian says it right to Seamus.
It's definitely the organization.
The organization of the church is where I have the issue.
I love God and the idea of God and the consciousness and all that.
And that's where me and Seamus really get along.
All right.
Let's see.
Schneider Strong says,
Millennials don't have the same number of children and family as the boomer generation did.
Could this help explain why the younger population would be okay with political assassinations?
Yes.
Very good point, actually.
Older people are averse to violence because...
What's that one movie
with Mel Gibson it's like the revolution
the patriot that I
reference all the time you like that movie right
I love that when Mel Gibson
says he says something like mark my words
your children will learn of this war
this war will not be fought on a
distant faraway battlefield it will be fought in front of
our homes your children will learn about their own eyes
and that and then he says something like,
sir, I have seven children.
I don't have the luxury
of bravery or something like that.
And then said something
about Jews or something.
Was that a different movie?
That's a different movie.
That was a different movie.
Different movie.
No, this one was actually good.
The Patriot Man.
Amazing movie.
I love how they make
the British people
just like the most detestable evil people.
They got so mad about that.
Who's the guy who plays the evil dude?
I think his name is Jason.
I don't remember.
Jason Isaacs.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
He was amazing.
And I love how he's like very one-dimensional.
He's like, I'm going to shoot a child.
And it's like, why would you do that?
So smart.
It's like Douglas Murray.
It's just like Douglas Murray.
Evil Douglas Murray. I love Douglas like Douglas Murray. Evil Douglas Murray.
I love Douglas Murray.
Yes.
But it was cool, though.
The Patriots, like, a revolution film, freedom and revenge.
So watching Mel Gibson, you know, win in the end is great.
And then watching the regulars lose and being like, America, yeah!
Yes.
Yeah!
I like that.
Fourth of July is coming up. That's right. And that's MAGA month. July is officially MAGA month. Yeah. I like that. Fourth of July is coming up.
That's right.
And that's MAGA month.
July is officially MAGA month.
And we barbecue every weekend.
That's right.
MAGA month?
MAGA month is July, yeah.
Did you not know that?
No.
Yeah.
I thought it was ultra MAGA month.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sure.
No, we were talking the other day about Pride month.
And then we were like, when's MAGA month?
And then I think Lydia said July.
Yeah, of course.
Fourth of July.
So the idea is for the entire month, it's just you barbecue.
That's right.
You know?
Woo.
That's what it's all about.
Love it.
Yeah.
MAGA month.
I don't know.
That's what it's all about.
I'm going to, we're just going to grill burgers.
Yes.
That's right.
MAGA month.
Make July great again, they say, sir.
That's it.
Make July great again.
Bad B says, equity is racist if you don't understand how think about it till
you get it was that meant to be grammatically incorrect not sure david c crock senior says
ian seems to be stuck on this roman slavery point without acknowledging the fact that the
egyptians enslaved the hebrews thousands of years earlier yes slavery is not endemic to the romans
but the roman empire is definitely endemic to our way of life right now and we need to shed shatter that it's always been
the crazy thing was that like you could be not a slave and then one day you could be a slave
like you're living in a village or whatever and you're like working and you're dealing with
slavers and then one day they just grab you and like you're a slave now and you're like oh no
like what do i do like that's crazy right yeah you know that culture was
brutal oh snapple fact says tim politics are one thing but i need the real question answered
sheets or wawa oh wow oh whoa yeah i'm unfamiliar i do like sheets though that was groundbreaking
so wawa also lets you pre-order the sub sandwich, and then they make it on demand?
Yeah.
Is that similar to sheets like that?
Yeah.
Wawa's better.
But we mostly have sheets out here.
Yeah.
Sheets.
It's a gas station.
I've never seen a sheet.
It's awesome.
But they have sandwiches and stuff, right?
Yeah.
They were the first place I ever saw they had that kiosk ordering system at a gas station.
There's a place in Virginia, I remember, that did deep, like they did fried chicken andk ordering system at a gas station there's a place in virginia i remember that did deep like they did fried chicken and gas it was a gas it was a gas station i mean a lot of
gas stations actually have fried chicken if you think about it when you're traveling around the
country but they like their whole marketing with was like fried chicken and gasoline or something
like that huh so like you pump your while you're pumping you walk in and they just drop in the deep
that was awesome damn i know like i will take some drumsticks. Today, that would be a $300 visit.
Exactly.
Yeah, seriously.
Chicken and gas?
We're eating for the month.
Yeah.
Jeffrey Faff says, Jordan Peterson is crying in joy right now, Tyler.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Let's hope so.
It's like there's no evidence of that.
That's technically correct.
Christopher Skamra says, love the impressions, Tyler.
I've been trying to follow up with Lydia over email regarding a film pitch with daily wire and dallas that almost got greenlit tim before looking to potentially make a project in association with them we should talk maybe we
we are doing a ton of infrastructure stuff right now and just a lot going on well we've got a built
we're building a building and we're doing we're working on the website and i'm just like you know
i wake up and i'm like how do we make this stuff go faster?
The problem is just people.
People.
You got to find people who know how to build stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
I'll do the film, though.
DM me.
I'll do it.
Yeah, there you go.
Are you ready to do another one?
I'm writing a movie now.
Yeah.
That's the next thing.
Sam X says, you dare to speak ill of the Wars of Stars.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Yeah, Star Wars jumped the shark a lot.
Oh, yeah.
Episode 1 was the terrible one.
No, no.
The prequels were like, eh.
But the movie wasn't, eh.
That was the problem.
The movies were stellar.
They were so good.
4, 5, and 6.
Return of the Jedi, Jabba the Hutt, Luke Skywalker.
The Force is real.
Then they made Jar Jar Binks.
They had Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor
and they still screwed that movie up.
They had Natalie Portman and the movie was terrible because they had a
cartoon character as the lead and they had no
villain. They had Darth Maul. We had no lines.
Got slaughtered.
There was no villain. The entire series.
Yep. Yeah yeah but the
prequels i'm kind of just like you know like i'll watch them i went to the theater i was like off
the worst the last jedi is probably the worst film i have ever seen in my life i'm not kidding
i i wanted to walk out of the theater it was so bad and i was like the only reason i didn't
was because like i should finish it so i
know what happens and then and then you know it turns out so here's the thing about star wars
they they they said that um originally with the prequels they were like star wars is actually a
series about darth vader oh it starts with darth vader and even throughout the prequels it's about
anakin skywalker it was a Darth Vader story.
And it ends with his death and all that.
And I was like, wow.
Do you know what it is now following the sequel films?
The entirety of Star Wars is the story of Palpatine's gender transition.
Stop.
That's all it is.
Sign me up.
Is this the one on – have you guys seen the Disney one? The one that Gina was fired from?
I haven't seen that.
Oh, that's Mandalorian.
I saw a little bit of that.
I've never seen that.
It was okay.
So listen, listen.
They said the story started with Darth Vader, right?
Okay.
Let's think about where it ended right now.
It ends with the Emperor becoming a young woman.
So now it starts with Palpatine as a senator
trying to take over the government
and then ends with him trying to take over the body of a young woman.
And here's the thing, right?
This is true.
This is canon.
Spoiler alert.
In the end, they find out the emperor is actually alive.
And he's like, you must strike me down so that I will take over your body or something.
I'm not for real.
And then she's like, no, I won won't do it but then she does it so like then she calls herself skywalker or whatever
but i'm like yo the emperor they walker you mean they them walker yeah imperial propaganda so so
when the idea was like he was gonna live forever by taking her body if she struck him down in rage
but then she strikes him down anyway i'm like so he won but did she strike him down in rage, but then she strikes him down anyway. I'm like, so he won?
But did she strike him down in rage?
Or was it out of love?
I think even the trans community would agree that that's what it's about.
You have a good point.
The Emperor took over the galaxy
because he just wanted the right body.
Some transhumanist.
Isn't Bill Burr in The Mandalorian?
Yes.
Yeah, man.
That's so bizarre.
I was watching it.
It was okay until there was a scene where, you know, the guy that played Apollo Creed was in it?
He was like his handler or something to give him these missions.
And then there's a scene where he's supposed to be given this real secret mission.
And he's like, okay, your mission is yelling it out to everyone in the bar.
No, it's the guy that played Apollo Creed in the Rocky movies.
I don't know what his name is.
And it was just like, well, who's the guy that played Apollo Creed in the Rocky movies. I don't know what his name is. And it was just like, who's directing this movie?
I mean, the guy is trying to be secretive, and he's yelling at everyone in the bar about the secret.
How do you have Bill Burr in Cancel Gina?
Bill says the craziest.
Is he just yelling at people?
You sound like Bill.
Are you doing a Bill Burr impression?
Look at this bitch, right?
She's brutal, right?
Leah's just bitching all the time.
She's just yapping.
Yeah, it sounds just like that. It's such a pleasant sound. All right, let's read some more. We time she's just yapping yeah it sounds just like
all right let's read some more we got john rey says make a flag for chicken city
okay nice we will don't chicken on me nate says did anyone who watched what does a woman notice
that the girl who swam with leah thomas who was anonymous you could clearly make out her face in
the close-up camera angle just making sure i'm not crazy. Oh, totally. I just gotta say, if you send
me a video of someone and their
voice is altered, I can easily
correct that. Oh, really?
Yeah, in like 10
seconds. It's really
easy to do. Because usually what
they'll do is they'll just pitch shift it.
That worked back when the average
person didn't have pitch shifting software
on their computers.
Now you can just go like, there you go. But I mean, the other thing too is That worked back when the average person didn't have pitch-shifting software on their computers. Now they do.
Now you can just go like, there you go.
But I mean, the other thing too is like cadence and word choices.
You know who it is.
It's like you're anonymous.
It's like, bro, I go to school with you.
I know that's you.
Yeah, it's like, come on.
That's not going to work, huh?
All right, we'll grab a couple more. Mim video idea start with the rainbow flag zoom out and add the trans flag out uh add the trans flag
keep zooming out adding flags eventually it zooms out to show a person's face
like they're rediscovering individuality exactly what's gonna happen
rebel parish says i'm 410 and the guy just needs to be taller than me i went on a date sunday
with a guy who was literally the size of my 11 year old niece same muscle mass wow look i uh i
didn't do yoga that week and i was just slouching okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm having a rough week
here christopher mccattin says regarding the polls about damn young men and assassination
versus threats
the left thinks that words are violence
the left thinks that word
violence is worse than actual violence
maybe they see the threat as an escalation
from physical violence
no they just don't want to warn you
like don't threaten them just do it
damn young men that sounds like a gang
damn young men
captain Kirk oh wait we just jumped on us Just do it. Damn young men. That sounds like a gang. Yeah. Damn young men. Damn young men.
Captain Kirk.
Oh, wait.
We just jumped on us.
No.
Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk, you disappeared.
Super Tiddy's gone.
Speak to me, Kirk.
All right.
Brody Nevis says, I was just told that Alameda County in California is going to have a mask
mandate again.
This is stupid.
Really?
That's so great.
Wow.
Sounds about right.
Eden Hiddick says, the anti-gun lobby has a history
of intentionally mislabeling firearms
and even attempted to label handguns
as pocket rockets,
among other terms.
That's so cool.
Labeling every auto weapon
and machine gun as another.
Amazing.
Yep.
Here we go.
Captain Kirk says,
Tim, I hope people realize
we can't vote Democrat anymore.
We have to vote Republican,
but Democrats aren't the,
we don't have to vote Republican,
but Democrats aren't the way
and their party knows it.
I mean, I... Libertarian
Party. Yeah, Dave Smith. Actually,
the Libertarian... The Mises Caucus just swept
the Libertarian Party.
Michael Malice just had the... Was it the chairman of the Libertarian
Party on Your Welcome? Yeah. Angela.
Yeah. That's very
promising. Those guys are really smart.
If you were actually at the Libertarian National Convention
like I was, you wouldn't feel it was as promising.
What was it like? It was crazy.
I'm happy that the Mises caucus took over,
but when the whole body
of a thousand delegates couldn't decide on when to
go to lunch, I lost all hope.
It was like half and half.
Not authoritarian enough.
It was tough. You get a bunch of Libertarians in a room,
it's tough to make a decision.
Just tell everybody to take care of themselves.
There you go.
When's lunch? Go eat when you feel like eating. I don't care.
That would be the libertarian point of view, theoretically speaking,
but an action that did not play out that way. Yeah, it was crazy.
Stephen L. says, it's my birthday. Happy birthday, Stephen.
Thank you, then.
Joseph Henson says, funny thing in retrospect is that when you add up the issues we're facing,
who's causing the most noise
and the ideologies involved? Turns out
that legalizing prostitution when Australia
did would have saved the world.
Why? I don't get it.
I don't understand.
Yeah, that alluded me to. I'm not sure.
Prostitution. That's all I heard.
Yeah, pretty much.
Mad Make
says, make a participation flag for the Salty Army, please.
Well, I couldn't make the flag.
They'd have to make the flag.
I don't want to make a flag for somebody else.
I would misrepresent.
Cultural appropriation, man.
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We're going to do a Q&A on the premiere night.
Very cool.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, man.
Good to see you.
Yeah.
Thanks for having me.
Here's my moment of truth.
I tweaked my camera a little bit without looking at it.
There we go.
I'm still here, still in the corner.
Thank you guys very much for tuning in this evening with Tyler.
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