Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #637 Pelosi Said SHE WANTED Jan 6th In Shocking Video w/Jessica Vaugn, Lydia & Rusty Cage
Episode Date: October 15, 2022Tim, Luke, & Serge join an ensemble of Lydia, Rusty, & the wonderful Jessica Vaugn to discuss Pelosi's admission that she wanted to punch Trump, CNN planning on firing Jim Acosta, & a nurse who quit h...er job and is now a millionaire thanks to OnlyFans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Nancy Pelosi, for some reason, had a film crew on her on January 6th.
And then when they start seeing people entering the Capitol grounds, Nancy Pelosi says, this
is my moment, the moment I've been waiting for, trespassing on the Capitol grounds, and
then threatens to strike Donald Trump and go to jail.
And I just, I'm really surprised they thought this would be good for them.
But the question is, why was Nancy Pelosi,
why did she have a film crew with her?
Okay, maybe it's just her daughter
and her daughter was filming.
Sure.
Why did Nancy Pelosi say,
this is what I've been waiting for?
She was waiting for that?
Like she thought that was going to happen?
She's waiting for that to happen?
She wanted it to happen?
That's really, really weird, isn't it?
You add all these pieces together and that's all I have to say is it's very weird.
But we'll pull up this story, and then I wonder if they'll actually criminally charge her for threatening the president, although I really don't think so, obviously.
And then, my friends, we actually have some really interesting media scuttlebutt.
This one's for all you Trump supporters out there. According to internal rumors, Jim Acosta is about to be fired from CNN
because he's an anti-Trump lightning rod
and they're trying to clean up their image.
So reportedly, or I should say,
some personalities are saying that he is on the way out.
So we'll talk about that,
plus a whole bunch of other stuff.
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Joining us to talk about this and more, we've got Jessica Vaughn.
Hi.
Who are you?
Well, I am a Playboy Playmate who was a lifetime Democratic voter.
And I was dark red-pilled by the shutdowns.
And so now I'm just taking my audience on the journey of my discoveries
about the actual way
that reality is constructed.
Yeah, that's cool.
As soon as you turn off CNN,
I guess things start to change.
Yes.
And MSNBC.
And joining us, she's returned.
I have.
It's Lydia.
It's true.
Lydia Leiterman has returned.
Thank you so much for having me back,
even though I shunned you guys
by leaving.
I'm so sorry. I'll never do it. I'm just kidding. I even though I shunned you guys by leaving. I'm so sorry.
I'll never do it.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just here as a guest.
I'm excited.
I'm watching Serge carefully
as he presses buttons in my place.
He's doing a great job.
It's gonna be a really fun job.
She's not gonna be able to help it.
She's gonna be like critiquing Serge
the whole time as a guest.
And also joining us is the one and only Rusty Cage.
Hello.
I'm a musician and YouTuber.
I've been on YouTube for about 12 years,
and I think I'm partially responsible for the corruption of Gen Z,
but I'm not quite sure.
Probably.
Yeah.
And actually, I think you may be one of the original,
what's the right way to put it?
You freaked YouTube out, maybe?
Yeah, I mean, I definitely, over the years,
have tried to get as close as possible to
breaking terms of service without
crossing it but I always end up doing that
anyways I can't really say
what I'm doing right now on YouTube
Serge
I threw him off I'm so sorry
he got distracted
it's Friday night we're chilling
yeah Rusty cool man thanks for hanging out
and then of course the t-shirt vendor himself, Linda.
Oh, yeah.
I have returned.
You're already causing trouble here.
What is this?
Women's History Month?
That's right.
I'm excited to mansplain this entire show.
My name is Luke Gnasky.
We are Change the Dirt.
The shirt that I'm wearing today is a representation of Schmeagle or Dr. Fauci, adoring his, of
course, ring of attention.
If you like the shirt, you can get it on thebestpoliticalshirts.com because you do.
That's why I'm here.
Thank you so much for having me.
Good to see you, Linda.
You came back.
Luke, I have to say, that's a good T-shirt.
And I don't think I've ever said that before.
You haven't.
Nice work.
Thank you.
Finally.
Let's get going.
Yeah.
Of course, Serge is pressing the buttons.
That's true.
Yeah.
When I remember to do it.
Pardon me.
Good start.
I was like, I'm looking at the monitor and I'm just like, hey, wait, that's not Rusty. We're chilling. That's true. Yeah, when I remember to do it, pardon me. Good start. I was like, I'm looking at the monitor
and I'm just like,
hey, wait, that's not Rusty.
We're chilling.
That's me.
We brought Lydia back
to audit your behavior.
That's right.
No pressure.
Secret shopper.
He's not supposed to know.
She almost sat in your chair
when she came into the studio.
I did.
I just walked in
and I was like,
oh, yeah, this is where I,
oh, no, no, not this time.
It's not your chair anymore.
It's gone.
All right, here's the first story.
Pelosi said she wanted
to punch Trump
as January 6th riot began
video shows.
I want you to listen
to that headline real quick.
As January 6th riot began
because we're going to use
the language of the mainstream media
to paint a picture for you.
So the riot is beginning.
Okay, what else did Nancy Pelosi say?
I hope he comes.
I want to punch him out, Pelosi says in response.
This is my moment.
I have been waiting for this, for trespassing on the Capitol grounds.
I want to punch him out, and I'm going to go to jail, and I'm going to be happy, says Nancy Pelosi.
So let's just hold on there a minute.
What does it mean when someone says, this is my moment?
I've been waiting for this?
It means you knew that it was coming.
It also implies you wanted it to happen.
It sounds premeditated.
You're like, this is the moment I've been waiting for.
Like, my, it sounds like you, it's something you want to happen.
Or she's an opportunist, and this was the perfect time for her to pretend like she's some heroic figure in politics.
Yeah, but when she said, for trespassing on the Capitol grounds
and the Washington Post says as riot began,
that implies she wanted the riot.
She wanted to exploit it.
And she had a film crew with her ready to go
as it was happening.
Like, I just, I'm sorry, you piece this together.
And it's a woman saying,
here's my camera crew filming me.
This is what I've been waiting for,
for the trespassing.
It sounds like she knew it was going to happen.
If she wants to go to jail,
why can't she just go to jail?
Nancy Pelosi?
Yeah.
Is she good?
True, very true.
It's because her husband always drives.
Oh, right.
She wasn't with him when he crashed, though, was she?
No.
No, no, no.
But, you know, another good point, too,
is if she wants to go to jail why doesn't she
just buy the stocks instead of having her husband yeah right yeah well and it was such like insider
trader behavior to have like her kid they're filming not somebody else or whatever just like
her kid because imagine all the other great footage that her child is going to have because
obviously they knew that there was something going to be happening that day for her to have premeditatedly have her child come in to film all of this so i'm sure her
kid's going to have a great documentary it's going to put her on a map about all the footage she has
that's unique for you know this terrible event that happened on the you know the day yeah i have
a feeling that they're going to say something like she was just there filming it's no big deal like
people are there filming this stuff all the time,
you know, whatever.
Oh, we got to stay close to our mics.
Oh yeah.
Just pull it up a little bit.
Right up.
You got to look right at it,
right up in it.
There you go.
Well, look ladies.
What a violent,
unhinged human being.
And she's known for getting insider tips.
So what's going on here?
Of course,
you know,
a lot of people will have their theories here.
But a lot of people did see a lot of trouble coming our way on January 6th.
And for some reason, they got rid of security and limited the amount of people that would respond to a big emergency that they saw coming.
There was even Facebook pages and Facebook events literally detailing, hey, there's going to be rallies and people attempting to go into the Capitol on January 6th.
So the intelligence agencies, the government agencies,
all knew it was coming. Nancy Pelosi,
the queen of insider trading, didn't see this coming?
No, she did. She said she was waiting for it.
That's the official story, is that she didn't see
this coming? Well, that makes me wonder.
It's contradicted by her own statements.
The moment I've been waiting, this is my moment,
I've been waiting for this, for trespassing on the Capitol grounds.
Maybe she, like, I'm sorry.
That's her saying she knew it was going to happen.
Well, maybe they're responsible for designing the entire day.
Right.
I mean, the conspiracy theory is like, why weren't their police?
They were very few.
Why did police open the doors?
AOC said this.
And, you know, I'm sorry.
I have to call out what an unhinged conspiracy theorist.
Can you believe her? said this and you know i'm sorry i have to call out what an unhinged conspiracy theorist can you
believe her alexandria ocasio-cortez coming out and saying that police were helping the rioters
well we know that's true but i i don't know so i gotta ask conspiracy theorist i gotta ask wasn't
nancy pelosi the one who wanted crew served equipment before january 6th was it before or
after i can't remember after was it after afterwards she called for uh machine gun turrets to be installed at the u.s capital
no to mow down human it was before wasn't it i believe it was afterwards i might be wrong but
we could look that up right now and find out all the other governments that we've taken over they
all had them at their fortresses so she just she knew the fence was coming yeah yeah it's uh it's kind of
interesting to see it's almost like i feel like you're trying to try to allude to like the 40
chess moves that she could be making in the background we have no idea what could be happening
it was afterwards when they sent the national guard to sleep inside of the capital if you
remember that she's and she was on record saying afterwards like we need machine gun turrets here
in order to protect everyone and to mow down those
crazy grandmamas maybe she had just invested in a machine gun company that's probably it yes
planting the seed well does she have no no this was before uh probably yeah so i have the story
from cns acting dhs deputy deputy secretary pelosi wanted crew manned machine guns in
washington that was rejected.
I think what they were saying is that because of the BLM riots in 2020, because of the 529 insurrection, Pelosi was like, OK, with this thing coming up, we need, you know, crew crew served machine guns. Could you just imagine if like Pelosi and the Democrats actually got those things mounted and they're like on swivels and they're like just like mowing people down.
The funny thing about this story is that Pelosi doesn't realize bullets keep going.
So just imagine the foundation, the first floor of every building just peppered with what kind of bullets are these?
Someone someone super chatted us like 303 or something.
I don't know what kind of bullets they would use for these, you know, 50 cal, maybe 50 cal fully auto.
No, that's like anti-material
rounds but yeah here's the story you know nancy pelosi wanted machine guns she would quickly
rewrite that event it would be a massacre and uh it would somehow turn into her being the hero again
i don't know if it's in my head but is she like the the most corrupt politician i think joe biden yeah okay yeah
she's definitely up there like i i feel like she's non-partisan she's always going to be in politics
uh even after her uh her flesh body dies didn't that already happen so like after she ages out
we'll call it she's 80 the the shadow monster that possesses the reanimated corpse will emerge and then possess a new member of Congress.
Okay.
Yeah, that's how it plays out.
That makes sense.
I actually, I have some insider information that leads some individuals to believe Pelosi expects not to be in Congress this coming term.
Really?
Yeah. I can't say much more than that because the sources
are still currently working on the story.
But based on internal goings on,
I can say it's seeming like
she doesn't think she'll be in office.
Does she think she's going to retire
or is she going to depart
from the mortal coil?
She's going to be voted out.
I think she's...
Well, they're not voting out retiring.
I'm sorry.
I think of the speakership
she's not going to
get the speakership
she may run
she'll probably win
but
I think she might retire actually
because that's the only way
you get someone like Pelosi out
she chooses to leave
I'm almost terrified to see
who is going to replace her
I don't know
in San Francisco
or Speaker of the House
who's going to be the speaker of the
house yeah exactly they're probably gonna assassinate putin and then put her in she's
probably gonna run russia's crossover you know it'd be really cool though it would be cool just
like i want you to imagine that right now you fall asleep and you wake up and it's 10 years later and
you don't know why you went into a coma and you turn the TV on and there's Cyber Pelosi
with like machine parts
on her face
and then she's looking
into the camera
with like one glowing
red camera eye
and she's like,
hello people of the world.
I am currently
reclaiming Russia
for everyone.
Beep.
That's a good Nancy Pelosi.
Yeah, that's good, right?
That's his best impression.
My biggest fear was
that I would die
before her.
Yeah. It's a concern, okay? It would just be something on my deathbed like oh no what did i do wrong
she's still i mean she's gonna be a hundred no i think she might be retiring i think she might be
i don't know though i think uh even if who who's going to who could replace her that would be
better considering the district it's san francisco Francisco. There's poop everywhere and the people are just
walking around looking at it
and it's so bad
they created a poop department.
I just don't see improvement.
You know, in South Park
there was a big campaign
for turd sandwich.
That's right.
So, you know,
it might not be that far off
to see, you know,
an actual turd sandwich
be voted on the election block.
I would vote for it.
We might actually get to that point where
people just like they're fed up yeah and they're like the republican candidates a ham sandwich and
they're like whatever sounds great it's better than the democrat i mean you look at look at
john fetterman the dude is is he has brain damage and i mean that in the literal sense i'm not trying
to be disrespectful he actually had a stroke and now he cannot process sounds he doesn't know what
people are saying to him well what better indicator that it's your time to shine than like the Joe Biden presidency?
It's like we've normalized and popularized this. It's like, if you're incompetent,
please step up to the plate. This is your time.
Well, also, if she doesn't have a lot of power and she's not going to be the majority leader,
if she's going to be the minority leader, if Republicans take the House,
she's probably going to be like, there's not enough information for me to get here to make more money off of this.
She's 81 years old.
She's been in the house for 33 years.
That's a lot of time in government.
That's a lot of information that you could squeeze
for your own personal benefit.
There's a limit to anything.
She's like, you're not going to Don Lemon me
and put me on a morning show.
I'm not taking any downgrades.
Oh, man.
Can you just imagine The View with her?
Oh, gosh.
You have, you know, Whoopi Goldberg,
ask her a question.
That is the perfect place.
Well, I think that Donald Trump
is just a problem for this country.
I disagree.
I think that The View is the best place
for Nancy to retire to.
I can imagine she would fit right in.
She's got the right look.
She's got the right following
and she has all the connections i love this idea she'd fire the existing crew and be like my
daughter and her crew has to come in that's a part of the deal my uh one of my favorite family
guy jokes is they're watching the view and it's all of the women and they're sitting there and
they're going like and they're all barking at each other and then all of a sudden one of the
women goes like and she sits up and there'sing at each other. And then all of a sudden, one of the women goes like,
and she sits up and there's an egg on the couch.
But then just to butter this joke perfectly,
the camera zooms in on the egg.
And then you hear the women balking even more.
And I'm like, that was just great.
Like I get the joke that they're clucking,
but then to show the egg and zoom in on it
is masterpiece.
I don't think that's fair
because a view doesn't actually produce anything.
Eggs are valuable.
You can eat them.
The view gives us nothing.
Nothing.
That's true.
Yeah.
You know, chickens, chickens have actually, you know, look, I think the view is detrimental.
Yeah.
So this low, low information show.
It was fascinating.
I saw a clip where apparently Whoopi Goldberg was talking to her co-star from Sister Act.
And the show is such low information that the actress didn't even know they were doing another one.
Whoopi Goldberg was like, yeah, we're getting our script at the end of the month.
And she's like, huh?
What?
I was like, wow, that's really impressive.
Like you're actually, I don't, maybe she's not in the movie,
but I'm like, you were in the first two and you don't even know.
That's how low information the view is.
The people who are involved in the movie don't even know what's happening i hate you i hate the view because it
it convinces women that they're watching the news and they're not women are not engaging with the
news what they're actually doing is just demoing how to gang up on conservatives yeah i mean yeah
but that's all the show is yeah i love how they just they have these weird token conservatives
that aren't really conservative that just agree with with, like, I'm a conservative,
but you know what? I agree. Joe Biden is great.
Who are these people?
They're the feminine version of the Lincoln Project.
You know those balling guys who look like they're a Viagra commercial
or Rogaine commercial?
These are those ladies.
Don't the Lincoln Project like kids?
Yeah, they sure do. A little too much.
What was up with that?
That was like a thing where like... They were sending gross messages to underage boys i think oh it was yeah are they mad at trump
because trump was was ragging on pedos i think so that's probably it i remember when trump was
doing that debate and they asked him about q and like pizzagate stuff and then trump was like well
you know they think i'm you know i'm fighting against that so you know what's wrong with that
that's probably why the lincoln project got. Not that the conspiracy theory is real,
but that it was like it was a real insult to the pedo community.
So Lincoln Project naturally was just offended.
Most affected.
All right.
I got good news, my friends.
We got this series of tweets from John Nicosia.
He tweeted on October 11th, cryptically,
Scoop, another big name about to exit CNN.
Discovery executive.
He does not have a place in the new cnn
he reminds us of the zucker period we are looking to move far from the only reason he is still on
the air was not to look like we were cleaning house for political reasons right after the
closing john says i agreed not to report the name until the end of the week the person this
discovery executive was talking about is jim acosta CNN, like they did when I reported about Stelter being let go,
will be to defend the person.
That's what the network PR people do.
Keep in mind, many of the recent people let go
had big support within the network and more,
but did not fit into the middle ground vision
CNN is being pushed into.
Since Acosta was the main Trump lightning rod
between the old CNN and the new owner's future vision,
he will either go quick
or with a lot of internal pushback, stay tuned.
One important thing that this executive wanted to stress
is they are nowhere near done.
And Acosta won't be the last of the old guard to go.
But this takes time
and they're getting an incredible amount
of internal pushback from people
who want to stay a resistance network.
Oh, I love that quote. A resistance network.
What are they resisting?
Here's what I think is happening.
I think that the executive is leaking to John with approval from the company.
Really?
Because they can't come out and disparage the employees, people like Acosta,
probably for contractual reasons, but they desperately want people like our audience
to know they are cleaning house and trying to to fix this problem
so here is exactly how you do it do you guys think that there's any saving cnn at this point
and also who is worse jim acosta or brian stelter oh jim acosta i think so yeah but they're both bad
for different reasons there's no saving cnn sorry guys uh uh you know look i know there's a lot of
people over at cnn that are thinking they can clean this up. You can't. It's like, you know, when you get skunked.
It's like the smell lingers.
Maybe, CNN, you can take a bath in some tomato soup or whatever it is you're supposed to do.
I don't know.
But it ain't coming off.
It's just really stuck in there.
You know, actually, here's a better example.
You ever see an apartment after, like, some old person dies, but they were a smoker since they were 20,
and everything is just caked in nicotine and it's yellow that's cnn right now so look by the time
you got and rehab the place it's a toe it's a total rehab it's not even gonna look like cnn
anymore you might as well just call it something different and built it from the ground up well
they probably will do that and also if they raise a new generation knowing that that's new norm then
cnn is not going to seem so radical or crazy or biased and so if they grow up in that smoke uh tattered house they're going to say oh this is
reality this is normal for us yeah it's normal when your teachers are yeah right into your face
yeah that's that's that's how i view cnn basically and and it's not like they had a good record
beforehand i mean they were started by Ted Turner, who of course
is a known eugenicist, that I also believe
that there was too many people in this world. He of course
was using the network to push his agenda.
And, you know,
Linda, you say, should they be saved?
Absolutely not. Hell no.
Let them wither away and
No, no, no, no, no.
Let them ride off peacefully into the sunset
with smiles on their faces. I hope that in Jim Acosta's retirement, he lives a long, no, no, no, no. Let them ride off peacefully into the sunset with smiles on their faces.
I hope that in Jim Acosta's retirement, he lives a long, healthy, happy life.
And it won't matter because he's not on TV anymore.
Bye bye.
Did you see Cuomo's new show?
Ratings were like 40,000.
Yeah.
CNN lost.
This is according to Forbes, 70% of their key demo within the last few months.
I did not ask if CNN should be saved. I asked
if it could be saved. I don't think
it should be saved. And I think Tim's right. Their reputation
is way too far gone.
But I respect if maybe they want to change their
name and kind of go in a completely
different direction, like retire for two years.
NCC
News for Cable Channels.
We're sorry, News Network,
for destroying this country.
Trustworthy sources.
I was always a bit... On our knees
apologizing. Please, forgive us.
I was always a bit partial to the cable
channel name MSNBS.
Because if they did that,
that'd be pretty funny. And I'd be like, you know,
they're kind of owning it.
I watch. Because then when they come out and they're just saying things like, it know, they're kind of owning it. So I watch.
Because then when they come out and they're just saying things like, it's very presidential of the president to bomb another country.
And it just says MSNBS underneath them.
I'd be like, oh.
Okay.
Checks out.
MSNBS.
I actually would appreciate that level of self-awareness from a news site.
I think that would be cool.
They should just brand themselves as like state media.
Just go straight for like what it is.
Yeah.
Just call it what it is. Democrat, just call it what it is.
Democrat News Network, DNN.
American Pravda.
That has a nice ring to it too.
Didn't Elon Musk
buy the website American Pravda
and then he never did anything with it?
Did he really? Yeah, he did. Sounds like something
James O'Keefe would buy. Isn't that his book?
Yeah, that is his book.
Elon Musk bought the site and just never did anything with it.
Not yet.
Not yet.
It's been like six years though,
so hopefully he does.
He seems like a pretty busy guy, huh?
What's he going to do?
True, true, true.
I don't know, man.
CNN is going down in flames.
It's kind of a good thing.
Cuomo tried launching a new show.
It was at News Nation
and then just nobody watches.
They're just the...
It's not so much old guard. It's just kind of like, it's hard to build up a big show these days,
period, let alone being really awful people that are obviously lying to you. You know,
like if you go on TV every day and you're just like, sky's green because it is good luck. People
are just going to be like, why would I watch this? So you've already got people, they can choose any
news network they want. They can choose any news network they want.
They can choose any YouTube video they want.
And then you add on top of it that you're a bunch of really awful partisans who are lying relentlessly.
It's no wonder their key demo viewership is in the gutter.
And unfortunately, it's kind of no wonder why their 67 plus age bracket is actually still fairly high.
It is low.
But I feel bad for those people who genuinely think CNN is news.
Maybe they can keep CNN,
but like make it mean something different.
Like corporate non-news.
There you go.
Maybe that's one.
That's pretty good.
Like not news.
Yeah, they could switch over
and do the MSNBC
where they're like the American cheese product
of news networks
where they're not actually news,
they're only opinion.
Then they could slowly shift to more moderate take. That what they were trying to do yeah yeah didn't work
so what replaces it what you know if people aren't getting their their their uh the narrative
if people are well i'll put it this way there's no unified culture anymore as i often say we used
to watch a handful of news channels a handful we had we had like five networks and that's why
everybody believed the same thing.
Now you've got all different channels, all different shows.
People can watch whoever they want.
So everyone's going to be thinking completely different things.
And then where does that bring us to?
What's the end result of that?
CNN Plus.
It's a crazy idea, guys.
But I think if CNN decentralizes and does online content for paid subscription,
I think they're going to have a great success with it.
They should try it.
What if they're sacrificing CNN and closing it essentially to like boost MSNBC or something?
Because you know how all the audience is so diluted down over all the liberal media choices,
but Fox is doing so well in leads and all this because there's only the one.
Maybe they're trying to just consolidate that down because there's not enough people watching television in the classic way anymore they'd have to get rid of abc nbc cbs
etc etc you know yeah but actually it would be really cool like they're talking about firing jim
cnn hear me out i got a big idea this would be huge it'll be huge huge news shut down just no
more cnn gone let the brand sunset and then everyone can leave and uh you know well they Shut down. Just no more CNN. Gone.
Let the brand sunset, and then everyone can leave.
Well, they could keep their international versions,
because other people in other countries don't have the tainted opinion of CNN.
No, just let it go.
Just do that.
I mean, CNN, they're pretty much almost dead already.
No one's really watching them. So we should hold a memorial service for them, just like a mock comedic one.
And we go around the room, say our favorite moments that we had with cnn mine was when the blm protesters were trying to burn down their offices when they were talking about
how great the protests were that's my favorite uh if you guys want to go around the table uh feel
free to tell us your favorite memory of your news network i felt like that was so fitting that they
went right up to their doorstep they're were like, we're bringing it to you.
Here we go.
My favorite, one of my favorite moments.
Man, this brings back memories, you guys.
I remember when there was this viral meme of Anderson Cooper waist deep in water.
I was just about to say that.
And then the wide shot shows a guy standing on the road and Anderson's just like in the water for no reason.
This guy's like buying beer or something.
And Anderson Cooper's just like, oh, so much wind and water.
That was definitely like a formative memory of going, oh, all right, this guy's full of shit.
Right, right.
Fake news.
Yeah.
So he could win an award, you know?
Yeah.
There's more.
There's more.
There's Don Lemon in the black hole.
Come on.
I know you guys have some.
Come on.
Yeah, you're right.
Let me do this one. There was, oh, man know you guys i know you guys have some come on come on you're right let me let me let me do this one there was oh man you guys the memories this was uh don lemon was
doing a panel the malaysian airline went missing this is this is an example of like why cnn became
what it is why did cnn go hyper partisan because when the malaysian airplane went missing they
didn't know what to do so they had round theclock coverage of a plane that was missing, and it was just... People watched
it. And then Don Lemon
is talking to a group of people, and he says,
now, we're getting a lot of questions about
black holes, and
I know it's preposterous, but
Mary, is it preposterous?
And this woman goes, you know, even
a small black hole would swallow the whole universe.
Wow! And I was like, wow,
a small one would eat the whole universe.
I didn't realize there must not be a supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
We were wrong about that.
And that was mainstream news.
And it was funny because when I called it out, and a lot, people kept saying, yeah, but come on, Tim.
He's just making a show.
And I'm like, this is the most trusted name in news.
Asking a guest and the guest spewing out the most insane garbage ever.
Oh, man.
That one was great.
I actually remember where I was when that happened.
That's how core it was to me.
My personal favorite that we're all forgetting
is actually fiery but mostly peaceful.
That was CNN.
That was CNN.
That was CNN.
I just looked it up.
Yep, I wasn't sure.
So many classics.
So many classics.
Good stuff.
Yeah. And then all those wonderful many classics. Good stuff. Yeah.
And then all those wonderful memories from New Year's.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
When they all got drunk and accidentally told the truth.
That was really fun, too.
I remember that.
There's Russiagate.
Those good old days.
Oh, man.
Wow.
There's calling Trump a Nazi for like four years. That was incredible.
That was brave.
That was bold.
What was it?
Like 60,000 times or something?
Trump sued and he said that they called him Hitler like tens of thousands of times.
What was that discredited lawyer that they propped up said he was going to be the next leader of the Democratic Party?
Look at us.
Just old friends laughing about the old times.
And, you know, I'm going to miss him.
So CNN is probably just going to rebrand or shift all their leadership
and whoever controls it yeah what are they shifting over to is it well they brought in a new guy
discovery bottom i guess and they got this uh what's his name chris licked is that who's doing
it great last name by the way and they're firing all of the crackpots okay my what i i want to tell
you guys one of my favorite moments it was when they they fired Brian Stelter. Oh, yeah.
And Don Lemon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, Don Lemon
just got moved to a morning show.
Yeah, he got demoted.
My favorite Don Lemon moment
was when he tried really hard
to pin that most recent hurricane
on global warming
and the NOAA guy was like,
yeah, no,
that was not a real thing.
But I had personal experience.
How can we forget
the incredible Lubin Tubin?
Oh, my gosh.
Come on, guys. You're right. Come on. You're right Lubin Tubin? That right there. Come on,
guys. You're right. Come on.
Seriously, that's a good one.
Is this what it's actually like after the funeral when everyone's remembering the good times?
Absolutely. Like, I remember
you know, Jimmy, he threw
me a beer and I never
realized it'd be the last beer he threw me.
And now we're just like, oh, CNN, they made up fake news
that one time and it's the last time we're ever gonna hear it yeah i mean we're being awfully
generous for a funeral of like a piece of shit yeah i think that um you could easily say that
my favorite part about cnn was their titling reliable sources from the most trusted name in
news there's also a show called like no lie by some guy who totally makes stuff up i'm like this They're titling reliable sources from the most trusted name in news.
There's also a show called like No Lie by some guy who totally makes stuff up.
I'm like, this is totally the reliable sources after Brian Seltzer leaves. I love how just like they're so obvious with what they're doing.
This show is called the only true show with facts and we're fair on the most trusted news channel.
That's right.
We should we got to do that with Timcast. We gotta call it, we gotta make a tagline
like the only honest
factual reporting anywhere ever
from the most trusted
name in news and
commentary that is fair and balanced.
That's good. What's MSNBC's
tagline?
No idea. Crazy
woman thinks Russia's coming for you.
Unhinged taxoplasmy lady going nuts.
There's so many more moments coming up that I just have to bring up,
especially with the doctor that went on the Joe Rogan show
and then said that Joe Rogan,
first originally he said Joe Rogan was taking horse pace,
went on the Joe Rogan show, he said he wasn't taking horse pace,
and then Don Lemon bullied him to say he was taking horse pace
again
Sanjay Gupta
Sanjay Gupta
that doctor
oh when they hit the brain
how can we forget
about that one
my goodness
yes Reza
oh man
the memories you guys
my gosh
so
they're all coming back
do you know about this one
no
the cannibal CNN reporter
that sounds awesome
oh yeah
that's a great one
okay okay
Reza Aslan
he's like a religious
scholar and commentator
had a show
and he ate
a piece of human brain
right right
he went to
another country
yeah India I think
okay
I think
I thought it was
a tribe in Afghanistan
like a super isolated
tribe in Afghanistan
I'm pretty sure it was India
yeah it was Hindu
and he sat down
and they cooked
a piece of brain and he ate it.
And I think he went
insane from it. I really do. He got Kuru?
Is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah.
The shakes. The shakes?
Yeah, you eat a human brain. Did he get smarter?
No, no.
No, I think, you know,
I think it psychologically destroyed
him.
Probably, yeah. It's like something that you do
in the moment and then later you go holy shit well well but but here's why this is around the
time that vice was presumably big everybody thought vice was like the biggest thing ever
and they really wanted to emulate this and so they cnn tried making this very vice-like show
and they're like we're gonna send this guy this religious guy to go explore these religions
and he's gonna eat brain and he probably felt like go explore these religions. And he's going to eat brain.
And he probably felt like he had to do it.
Yeah.
He's sitting there in the moment.
The producers are like, eat the brain.
Eat it.
We're going to get all the ratings.
And he's like, I don't want to eat the brain.
And then he eats it.
And then he's like, I did it.
Are you happy?
And then they canceled the show.
And so I can imagine he's like sitting in his living room and he's like looking at his hands and he's like i'm a cannibal
i'm the cannibal and then he just like starts punching the wall
that's who he is now he's a cannibal by the way yeah i've had i've had people tell me that reza
aslan's not a cannibal and then i was like what's a cannibal it's a it's a human who ate who eats
human right yeah and then i had someone say to me he's not a cannibal he ate human one time and i
was like oh so if someone murders someone one time they're not a murderer
i mean if you smoke crack once you're not a crackhead your crackhead is a reference you're
not an addict but a crack a crackhead is a reference someone who continually does it right
a murderer right oh yeah yeah you're right you he just murdered one guy he only murdered one guy
you know and And so.
Yeah, you're a murderer then, dude.
Some people have argued they were like, if you steal once, are you a thief 10 years later?
And it's like.
Good question.
You know, OK.
OK, so maybe there will be a certain point where he's no longer a cannibal.
But that's up for personal discretion as to when you feel he's no longer.
In my personal opinion, he still is because he's still actively eating human
brains i don't have any proof he might be he could have got addicted to it just my opinion
what if that's what the reason he went crazy you guys ever see uh was it eye zombie do you guys
know the one is it called eye zombie is that the show no idea show yeah it's like it's someone look
it up there's like a woman and then she gets bitten and then
the way the show works is that if you're if you've been infected and you eat brains you don't degrade
into a mindless zombie you stay as like a conscious lucid zombie i guess what oh yeah i did see part
of this show is that the show yeah it's called i zombie and i have to say that the favorite
favorite thumbnail i ever made was reza Oz on eats a brain,
eats someone else's brain and loses his own
mind or something. I was like, he ate
someone else's mind and lost his own. Maybe
after that moment, I just want you
to picture this. He comes back.
He feels
psychologically traumatized from having
done this. But the next day,
the steak just doesn't taste the
same. The candy bars don't have that
sweet feeling anymore the cheesecake just no longer lingers and he starts getting pale and
he's like what's happening to me and then he calls his he goes to a butcher and he's like let me try
the pork and he goes he cooks it doesn't work for me he's like maybe the elk and then finally the
guy goes hey buddy i know what you need i know what you want i know what you need call my guy here's the address and then he goes to this address and he's like
what is it he looks up and it says new york city morgue and it's like no
and then he goes in there and that's it that's the rest of history dude this reminds me of that
it's always sunny episode where they are tricked into eating raccoons and someone tells them it's
human meat and they're like oh my gosh i guess we have to go to the morgue.
I think that's what's going on there.
They should have done the Armie Hammer move
and just have him go sell timeshares in the Caribbean.
Because once you're a known cannibal,
I guess that's what you go do.
I guess he's super rich, though, anyway.
So I don't know if he really cares.
But I have to be honest.
Jokes aside,
I was thinking about how he ate human
brain and i was just thinking like yo if it were me and i did i would be destroyed because you can
never return like there are certain things in your life that you can never undo and like forever he
will have been that guy who ate human brain i think i would do it eat human brain yeah just to
try it in like a religious ceremony you'll get, just to try it. In like a religious
ceremony? You'll get Kuro.
In like a religious ceremony, that'd be
kind of weird, but...
That's what it was. You'll get the shakes.
That's like a significant amount of
brains. Yeah, so you do have to
eat a certain amount to get crazy. It was charred.
It was cooked really down.
I do remember this story, but I don't remember his
reaction to it. Did he just like... He got beat up the the cannibals beat the crap out of him we're slapping him upside the
head yeah the clips on c on youtube my channel was getting demonetized for just talking about
stuff and and breaking down geopolitical news right and and youtube was like yeah we can't
allow this this is not okay this is not family-friendly content when i don't swear didn't
curse wasn't going crazy i was literally like okay here's the here's the national resources
here's the the larger conflict here's the history no no no that's not okay cnn headline news
promoted by cnn in the algorithm here we eat human brains that was a-okay and and literally
raza aslan was getting beat up by these guys that forced and then he was like
okay i'll eat it i'll eat it and and they were abusing him during the it was it was the most
craziest thing that you could ever imagine violated so many terms and services but of course that
didn't matter to youtube that of course was promoting this utter nonsense and craziness
so i don't know if you want to pull up the video but i don't know if we can might get a
strike on it because cnn CNN also filed a fake copyright strike
against me a couple years ago
and took my ability down
from live streaming.
I had a live show before.
I had to take it down
for a month
because CNN took down
me talking about
the State of the Union,
which they said
it was theirs somehow.
And I was like,
these lying...
We're going to issue...
We're going to do a segment.
Someone just super chatted
this to us.
And we'll talk about it.
It's Friday.
We're having a good time.
Tulsi Gabbard.
This is her verified Twitter account.
She tweeted March 18th, 2015.
World Economic Forum.
Is that what a WF?
I am honored to be selected as 2015 Young Global Leader Voices representing Hawaii amongst
leaders from around the world.
And then the Young Global Leaders responded.
Congrats.
We're excited to have you join the YGL 2015 community.
Someone tagged me in it a couple days ago.
Well, someone's saying that that's not fair.
No, it is.
It's hers, verified, follows me and all that stuff.
Yeah, she's on the list, yeah.
Yeah, so this is a correction
because the other day, you know,
so when Dan Crenshaw, people were highlighting,
he was on the World Economic Forum list.
He told me, he's like,
I have nothing to do with that.
They just, it's an editorial thing. Like they pick it. What am I and i was like oh okay i get it his voting record would suggest otherwise yeah he's definitely in lockstep with
but this is the thing we we saw you know i saw screenshots of tulsi responding to this
specifically saying this wasn't you know something that i did and and saying the same thing that
dan crenshaw was well here Well, here you go, bro.
Want to read it?
Well, this is from 2015.
There's recent ones with her saying, no, no, no.
I didn't, you know, do anything for this.
They just kind of put my name on it.
This tweet says 2015.
No, I mean, that's true, though.
That's true.
She's saying she was selected.
It doesn't mean that she did anything.
But at the time, she was like, this is a good thing.
So did she know who the WEF was?
I wonder what her opinion of it is now.
She's also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, which is a far off, more sinister organization when it comes to American geopolitics than, of course, the World Economic Forum.
Do they eat brains?
Probably.
Who knows?
I got personally kicked out of that organization.
You were a member?
No.
As a member of press, I covered out of that organization. You were a member? No, as a member of press.
I covered many of their events.
And I had Schmidt's girlfriend literally call me.
And she was like, Radowski, no more.
No, it's not happening.
You're not allowed to come here.
Stop coming here.
Because I would come there and just legitimately have conversations with them about their bigger plans and agenda.
And, you know, obviously, they didn't like that. you know that luke's been to no this joke again it's not a joke that was
that was a statement of fact yeah he's been to fc yeah but people think i'm a i'm like a dirty man
people think i'm a kevin spacey like a really exciting like time where you actually got to go
on the island i saw that was one of my...
But if you tell that to random people,
they're like, oh man, he's probably a dirty guy.
Probably a bad guy.
Because people immediately assume that he flew with Epstein.
Yeah. I mean, how else do you get there?
You weren't on the Lilliput Express.
That's the ultimate save right there.
Oh, you snuck into an island?
Onto an island.
Onto an island.
He got on a speedboat after the raid and then jumped on and started filming everything.
Yeah, I don't think this is really fair because that was actually super cool.
And he used a drone to document everything that had been going on there.
No, you didn't do the drone, did you?
There was drone footage of someone that looked exactly like Epstein after he allegedly died
showing him on that island.
No, there's a random person that that is on on those
islands and he flies a drone and he gets all the information he released one day footage of what
looks like exactly like jeffrey epstein after he died after the fbi raid and i was like i got to
investigate this so i got you know a boat and we went on the island to investigate if he was still
alive i thought you had a drone when you went there uh we we did but but we uh we used some of the footage but but the the footage that is very famous online
is done by someone else an anonymous account who hasn't been identifying himself who has been flying
the drones and documenting the destruction of that island and all the different facilities and
all the different stuff on there it's a huge island i mean i was on there for about 30 40
minutes and i was running most of the time.
I still only saw half of the island.
They had full-on medical trucks, full-on huge construction vehicles there.
It was a huge – there was a doorway on the floor for some reason.
We didn't know where it led to.
Well, we've got to put a sex dungeon somewhere.
There's dungeons somewhere, yeah, for sure.
What are you going to do, Build a. Put it up.
Up.
Where everyone can see it.
Come on.
What are you talking about?
But there's entire like EMTs on that island.
Helicopter pads everywhere.
Weird symbology everywhere.
So it was.
It was.
Every time people say symbology reminds me of Boondock Saints.
Oh yeah.
And then I'm just like inspired to Willem Dafoe and go symbolism.
Symbology.
Symbolism.
Potato potato.
You know what I'm trying to say.
That would be like the study of symbols, I guess.
I got that wrong a couple times.
I saw someone call me out for that just a couple days ago.
So I'm like, all right.
Too bad.
Go with it.
I have to apologize to Chris Tucker, the actor,
because when I was reading a list of all the people
that had gone to Epstein Island, Chris Tucker was on there.
And I was like, the actor?
And I was like, oh, man.
But it's not the same Chris Tucker.
It is. It is? tucker was on there and i was like the actor and i was like oh man that's but it's not the same chris tucker it is it is because chris tucker was on uh with kevin spacey with bill clinton when they
took jeffrey epstein's island over to africa no no they took jeffrey epstein's low leader express
excuse me uh over to africa to do uh you know uh foundation work that they were doing there but
they were also eating brains maybe probably who probably. Who knows at this stage?
But Jeffrey Epstein also had the Boeing 727.
It's one of the few airplanes that you could actually open up the hatch mid-flight.
It's one of the favorite airplanes
of a lot of intelligence agencies
because they're able to get rid of evidence
or suspects or whatever they want
as they're flying in the middle of...
Osama bin Laden's body.
Over the flight, yeah yeah and they could just be
over the atlantic or the pacific and and get rid of whatever they want or jump out or escape so it
has multiple uses but this was the the boeing 727 is the intelligence agency plane so that's what he
had that's what chris tucker was in and there's photos of him and kevin spacey uh and of course prince andrew uh bill gates is also
noted to be at the mansion in new york city and the mansion in france there was also a lot of
international trump um trump's known to have partied with him uh in the 90s but then there
was a dispute between them and trump was one of the few people that actually testified and participated with the prosecution against him.
But he still did party with him for a number of years, and there's visceral footage of them, like, dancing together, hanging out.
But then what the story goes, I guess, is that when Trump found out Epstein was trying to mack on young girls, Trump was like, get that out of my building i haven't seen that corroborated but i did see the one thing is the one of the lawyers coming forward and saying trump was the only
person that came and actually helped us uh fight for the victims so that's the only thing i saw
protecting trump i didn't see any kind of evidence of what you're mentioning because i don't know i
see memes about i don't know if it's yeah the meme is that jeffrey was at mar-a-lago and he got
kicked out of mar-a-Lago
for doing that.
I haven't seen verification of that.
I haven't seen any evidence of that.
That's just hearsay
from what I've seen.
The official narrative,
I guess,
with the Epstein stuff
is that he was like
luring wealthy people there.
Honey pie.
Yeah, tricking,
like bringing like
16-year-old,
17-year-old girls
and then filming them
and be like,
I got you.
You're on film now
and then blackmailing them.
Yes.
His New York City mansion was essentially a surveillance mansion they had a room dedicated
that had all the monitors and all the cameras because every single room including the bathrooms
had secret cameras wired in everywhere so they would bring in um what's his name what's that
uh that older movie director, Woody? Allen.
Yeah, Woody Allen they would bring in.
Bill Gates is also rumored to be there.
A lot of very powerful people are also mentioned to be there.
I think it was Eric Weinstein that actually talked about being inside of that mansion as well.
That or he said he, yeah, was he there?
Like Steven Pinker was there and Eric Weinstein.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I heard that.
But then when the FBI came in there,
they openly talk about,
oh, yeah, you know,
we got, you know,
the video footage.
There's a bunch of cameras
with politicians
and a bunch of tapes
with politicians' names on it.
And they were like,
yeah, we have all of that.
But yet we have not seen
anything done because of this.
They're probably about to release
that book, though, right?
Sure, any day now.
Well, I remember when they were rating it
and they were coming up with this like black book.
They literally called it a black book.
They're like, oh my gosh, we found this.
And I was like, okay, so what's in it?
Because that's pretty important.
I think that this worked because Misery Loves Company.
Once you get someone you're blackmailing,
then they're like, oh my gosh,
you have to go over to Jeffrey's
because we have fun over there.
I'm in trouble.
I want you to be in trouble, too.
We're all in the same boat.
Well, think about it.
If you're Bill Gates and he's got dirt on you, you're probably sitting there thinking, I better get a lot more people in that book so that if I go down, they go with me.
The idea being the more people that he's got in his book, the less likely the exposure is.
There's a lot of blackmail operations that are happening
within Washington, D.C. We know that for a fact. We know that for many recorded instances, not just
with the Epstein incident. But if you're dealing with a lot of money or a lot of power, obviously,
you need a safeguard to keep people in line. And what better way to keep someone in line is to
bring in a 16-year-old, a 17-year year old and have surveillance cameras there and say, hey, you know, you cheated on your wife. Hey, you got drunk and did this.
Hey, we have this. We need you to vote a certain way. We need you to make sure that these people
get their way here when it comes to implementing this policy here. And this is where a lot of
people have a lot of theories, especially when it comes to Joe Biden, especially with what his son
made him as a contact in his own phone right yeah i think that
i i actually just this just occurred to me i feel like this is going to not work anymore as we
gradually begin to accept this particular sexual proclivity as we're seeing in the schools right
now well that it could be one of the reasons why they're trying to normalize it because all the
top people in charge are like oh crap they're gonna get me unless we normalize this yeah so what's gonna happen is in like it's gonna be 10
years and it's gonna be like the supreme court passes a ruling maybe like 15 years legalizing
you know child abuse or whatever and then 20 30 years later there's gonna be historical records
where people would be like man you know they they came for epstein destroyed his life and he's a
hero to the cause.
That's what they'll say about him.
But think about how – if we look back on the past, there are a lot of people that during their day were not good people.
And then later on, we look back on as like, wow, they did really good things.
I should say there's a controversial figure, and then the bad gets washed away if their ideology ends up winning.
So that only works if
they end up winning exactly i don't think they're gonna win but i don't think so either because
the the a lot of this stuff is a self-solving problem like leftists who are you know trying
to push this stuff well they're more likely to abort their kids and sterilize them so just over
a long enough period of time math dictates conservatives or there's gonna be more of them.
Put yourselves out basically.
Yeah, especially with school choice
and homeschooling and micro schools.
I just think it's an inevitability
that, you know,
what I think will happen is
in 50 years,
there's gonna be a bunch of like
80 year old millennial,
you know, millennials
and they're gonna be super woke
with like their hair shaved
and pink and tossed over
and they're gonna be like,
we need to fight white supremacy.
And then the younger generation is going to be a bunch of
collared shirt Christians of all different backgrounds
being like, okay, grandma.
And they're going to say, man,
old people got crazy backwards views, man.
That's already happening.
I feel like the younger generation is definitely
a lot more conservative than they were
when I was 20 years old.
Definitely.
Why do you think that, though?
The pendulum swing is getting quicker and quicker and quicker
until maybe it slowly just is all a straight direction forward
that's just complete chaos.
I mean, because when I was in middle school or whatever,
it was definitely conservatives that were trying to stop art rap music and video games and whatnot and um then as i was in my mid to late 20s it became
like the woke leftist and then seeing younger people it's just pushing back against whatever
the powers are at the time that's what creates conservative conservatism and then leftism
in the first place it's like it's like the pen you said the pendulum swing yeah so yeah the the
millennial generation is really annoying and they don't want you to have fun and they don't want you
to laugh so then you get people who are gen z and younger being like dude you're lame leave me alone
yeah i remember they were trying to ban video games they were trying to ban grand theft auto
they were trying to ban music they were trying to ban video games. They were trying to ban Grand Theft Auto. They were trying to ban music.
They were trying to ban artistic expression.
And they were like, these guys are lame.
These guys suck.
But it really makes you wonder about how society changes so quickly,
especially on party lines. And you kind of wonder, is it me who changed?
Or did something else change in the preview?
When I was in high school, I really loved George Carlin,
as probably most people in high school do.
And then when I got to be about 22,
I found out that George Carlin
had somehow become a problematic comedian
because he was saying,
he was defending the idea
that you can make rape jokes, for instance.
Oh, yeah, mouse raping a deer.
Yeah, it was a porky pig
and elmer fight and and i was like oh man yeah i was like he should be able to make that joke and
i was the the facebook uh attacks on i was like whoa okay things have definitely shifted without
me really even seeing what happened here how old are you uh 32 oh okay so so with your youtube
channel now do you does your viewership skew or younger?
It seems like it's kind of aging with me.
Like most people, earlier on I had a younger viewership, but they're probably all.
Same age as you, getting older?
No, like 20-ish now, like the majority of them.
Growing up.
I kind of think so.
I mean, we saw the polling from Pew that showed Gen Z is slightly more conservative than millennials,
but they're still very similar in their political views. And that may just be because I think,
you know, I think we're all millennials here. And we're all not necessarily conservatives.
Oh, Lydia's conservative. I am. But we're like, we're called according to the mainstream left
conservative simply because we're not in a cult in their cult. So maybe that's why a lot of people who are Gen Z think they might be on the left and
say that.
And then a lot of them might think they're conservative because most of them are probably
middle of the road, moderate, and just don't believe in the weird cult BS.
Yeah.
So you know how CNN thinks that they're the resistance?
I think that Gen Z is looking at that and they're like, you bunch of boomers.
You're not actually the resistance.
This is the resistance is being conservative and thinking straight and maybe wearing a collared
shirt call me crazy imagine wanting to be like jim acosta i'm thinking you're the resistance
couldn't be me yeah we like you know we talk a lot about culture jamming and stuff we created a
an email account for our rooster roberto jr you can email him with questions roberto jr at timcast.com does he answer and he does behind you
no that's not that's someone else's chicken that was a painting i just saw and i had to get it
because it's a chicken you have to replace it now yeah well uh you know when we get a painting of
roberto jr we'll put it up uh tragically rober Roberto Jr.'s mom died, Katerina, and we're concerned
there may be,
it was cancer,
but there's a fear
that it could actually be
there's a disease
among chickens
that causes tumors,
so hopefully
that's not the case.
But, you know,
anyway,
what were we talking about
before you?
You made an email
for this rooster?
Oh, right, right, right.
I leave for one week.
Yeah, we did.
And my point is just that,
like,
we just kind of do weird stuff
because it's funny. And my point is just that, like, we just kind of do weird stuff because it's funny.
And these stodgy CNN types and woke types just are not fun.
It's just how can you possibly have fun when you're walking on eggshells all day?
We have people come here and they're hanging out.
And they'll say something like, oh, I was going to make a joke, but I don't know.
Can I say that?
And I'm just like, bro, you can literally say whatever you want.
Like, I don't.
I'm not going to. Just don't, you, but I don't know. Can I say that? And I'm just like, bro, you can literally say whatever you want. Like, I don't, I'm not going to, just don't, you know, I don't know.
I feel that way more about when I'm hanging out with millennials than I do with Gen Z.
Really?
Yeah.
Like you can say whatever you want.
I feel like I have like, I don't have to necessarily hold back as much because I know Gen Z still
has a, like they have a sense of humor.
They kind of were bred into, they, they do not like millennials and how lame and uh sticklers dodgy yeah stodgy
that they are but like millennials it's like I'm not saying anything unless I know unless I hear
them say it first oh no no right right right so I thought you meant that you feel more comfortable
speaking freely with millennials oh yeah no yeah right oh yeah no way dude i mean like yeah i think they're just watching us uh have these conflicts and they're
like what are they doing they're like watching us like a theatrical kind of state right yeah
we're in our own world people are doing and they almost are just witnessing it like and they they
come off as more you know gathered emotionally because they don't want to play that game that's
like what the old people are doing right i'm not like those millennials i'm hip you know i like uh
billy eilish you know i'm the bad guy you know what i'm talking about genzy they don't like take
the bait like millennials do like we are so over corrected yeah um that we we just demoed some behavior and they're not impressed
with that either so they got to see how you know reactive we are well i don't i don't know i don't
i don't know if we fall into that that camp like we here obviously millennials as like a large group
are just genuinely bad in a lot of ways i think and um you know i think i'm seeing more from gen
z that they're funnier they're more chill you know kind of think I'm seeing more from Gen Z that they're funnier.
They're more chill.
You know, kind of like you were saying.
Millennials just kind of created the culture that Gen Z is just repelling.
And it really is like that.
It's just like look at these lame people.
They don't know how to have fun.
All they know how to do is destroy things rather than.
Yeah.
And obviously there's exceptions, but...
Yeah, what do you think?
You think most millennials are just really awful?
I do.
I think millennials...
Millennials.
You know, it's a terrible generation.
I like Gen X.
I love Gen X.
Gen X are relatively chill,
but some of them are pretty bad.
Every generation has its bad people.
It's not about how old you are, but there's like... Actually, I think of them are pretty bad. Every generation has its bad people. It's not about like how old you are,
but there's like,
actually, I think boomers
are actually really great.
I think boomers have done some things
that are really bad,
acquiescing or giving into
and capitulating to,
is probably a better word,
the woke nonsense for millennials.
Gen Xers kind of get lost in between,
but boomers gave us the next generation,
you know, Star Trek.
My problem with boomers is,
is they're supposed to be these wise sages that
are guiding us. It's like we're in this information
age and there's all this information, but there's no
wisdom. It's like they're supposed to be the
ones coming and we're supposed to have
some sort of
role these sages to look up to.
We have none of that. There isn't any.
So we are just a
generation that's out here floating. We got Jimmy
Buffett.
Margaritaville. Yeah, that's out here floating we got jimmy buffett margaritaville yeah yeah that's true yeah george carlin what generation was he was he was he silent generation oh he was not a boomer no he wasn't a boomer no way he was kind of a boomer no the
thing about the boomers though is that they were their brains were riddled with fucking uh lsd
lead and lsd yeah Break dust. Break pad dust.
George Carlin was part of the silent generation.
Was he silent? 37.
There was a huge impact when it came to
lead that they put in the gasoline
that lowered the overall IQ levels
very dramatically. There's still a lot
of lead in a lot of soils, so you guys
should always check your lead in the soil.
Really?
Was it difficult? It was difficult. I stopped eating soil. Really? Was it difficult?
It was difficult.
What kind of soil was it?
It was very addictive.
What was your favorite soil?
Anything with a lot of oil.
Don't eat soil.
Don't eat soil.
Actually, I did read about a guy who ate soil.
Like you would eat it because it's just like organic matter, I guess.
Isn't that a disease like pica or something?
They say it's like some sort of mineral deficiency or something makes people
compelled to do that.
I noticed that whenever
we took the lead out of the paint,
that's when they fluoridized the water.
Yes.
You cannot escape.
Oh, well, they figured that one out.
The fluoride was what,
like 1900s,
like early 1900s,
and the lead in the paint
was like the 50s or 70s.
Well, in my hometown,
my earliest memory of NPR
was being in the backseat
of my friend's car
and hearing them trying to get
people in my hometown of Wichita, Kansas to vote to fluoridize the water. And they had this big,
you know, propaganda. Did you hear about how they want to put lithium in the water now? Yeah. Yeah.
Keep everybody from being depressed. Yeah. Make them dull. Vox wrote that perhaps we should
medicate everyone. Well, you know what that means? That means that they're going to come
out with some study that says of how much lithium
is already in the water from like, you know, waste or people flushing them or whatever.
Yeah, there's already a ton of prescription.
Yeah, the microplastics and stuff.
That's framing for that.
Yeah, Tim, you just said don't eat the grass or the ground.
Don't drink the tap water, more importantly than anything else.
So what Vox did was they said in areas that have higher deposits of lithium in their groundwater suicide rates are lower it's true so we should
put lithium in the water because it makes people you know that's that's brave new world yeah if
the government if the government really cared they would put magnesium in there and solve a lot of
medical problems at the same time but they're not doing that for a very specific reason they're
putting byproducts of chemical waste inside of our drinking water
in order to poison
and dumb us down.
I think that people say
that's a conspiracy.
I think that's a legitimate reason
for us to believe that.
Conspiracy is intent.
What we know is
they do put fluoride in water.
Right.
We know that fluoride
ingested over a long period of time
lowers IQ.
There's a bunch of studies about that.
We know that it can cause,
high amounts of fluoride
can cause dental fluorosis. It's a neurotoxin. These. We know that it can cause, high amounts of fluoride can cause dental fluorosis.
It's a neurotoxin. These are people who have
the spotty, brittle teeth.
It's bad. The question is,
if the issue is that drinking,
what do they say, fluoride makes your teeth
better if you're older? I heard that was the argument.
They decided that we should ingest it?
That's why I shower with it.
I mean,
I don't swallow toothpaste.
There's different fluorides.
There's one that, of course, is a chemical byproduct
and another one that is actually natural.
So there's a big difference between the two.
And when the government puts it in your drink of water,
they're not taking the natural fluoride.
They're taking a chemical byproduct that's waste.
The conspiracy question is intent.
Are they doing it to make you dumb is the conspiracy theory.
The fact that they are doing it is a fact.
Well, yeah, they doing it to make you dumb is the conspiracy theory. The fact that they are doing it is a fact. Well, yeah, they knew it.
It's so toxic of a substance as it's in these big vats
that they have to not even touch it in these hazmat suits
to handle the fluoride that they put in our drinking water on purpose.
Most rat poison is fluoride.
And this is why they have a lot of warning labels,
especially on toothpaste, saying if your child ingests this,
you automatically have to go through poison control
because of the fluoride.
I thought it was strange they left fluoride
up to any type of democratic process at all
because they just make all kinds of decisions
and they don't ask us.
They're not, you know,
why would they fill us in?
They just want those effects.
Look at what they've done to the diet
and the diminished fertility
and all these things that they have done.
They didn't democratize us asking for those things.
I feel like in 50 years, people are going to go to an antique store
and they're going to be like, whoa, you have plastic bottles of Coke?
That's crazy.
And they're going to crack open their glass bottle.
Yeah, don't trust any of that.
Even with the fluoride, I heard another one that it costs money to get rid of uh chemical waste
and so if you can find a utility for it and figure out a way to sell it uh rather than having to pay
costs to get rid of it i love that idea there's like a factory producing fluoride as a byproduct
yeah and then yeah and then you have to say, either we pay a fine to dispose of this
or we figure out how to sell it by saying, well, this is good for teeth.
And then you work and there's like an intermingling conspiracy with.
Or just give it to the government for free.
Yeah, right.
Just imagine there's like a factory producing a bunch of byproduct fluoride
and they go to the local town and they go, listen here, buddy,
you're going to make everyone's teeth better.
Just take our toxic waste and dump it right in the water supply.
And then you've got to pay us.
And the guy's like, that sounds like a good idea.
Right.
I don't know.
That's the one that I believe.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's actually how it plays out.
We don't even got to get into conspiracy.
Here's what I can tell you.
Fluoride is bad for you.
There's a bunch of studies.
There was one, it was like 10 years ago.
It was an aggregate of a bunch of studies saying that like IQ is lowered by ingesting
fluoride.
It's a neurotoxin.
I was hanging out with, I was hanging out with my friend.
This is like 15 years ago.
His sister had a kid.
And so I walked to the kitchen and I see nursery water.
Have you ever seen nursery water?
Oh yeah.
And it says in big letters with added fluoride. And then I then i just asked i was like why are you giving your baby fluoride
and they're like she goes it's it's nursery waters for babies and then i was like they put fluoride
in the baby's water and she goes they need fluoride and i was like no they don't and i i
just googled fluoride for babies and there was like government website saying like do not do this
and i showed her and she was like, but why are they selling it?
And I was like, because people pay for it.
I don't know.
Like the government outright said not to give it to your babies.
Yeah.
It's like, whatever, man.
And fluoride predominantly is a byproduct of the fertilizer industry.
So that's something else.
Well, I trust the fertilizer industry.
Big, big people in there.
Big fertilizer keeps us alive, guys.
That's true.
I mean, they do technically. Right. They do. Big fertilizer is Russia, by the way. But, you alive guys that's true i mean they do technically
right they do as big fertilizer is russia by the way but you know that's that's a different
big fertilizer turns us into the fertilizer a lot faster yeah yeah do you think we're gonna
get to that point where they recycle human waste like they like you die and then they throw you
into a like you guys ever see water world yeah yeah yeah so like in you know water world's about it's
the world is flooded isn't that costner yeah costner and then there's like a floating city
and what they do is when people die they put them into like this pit of goop where it dissolves your
body and they reuse your organic matter because they don't want to die you know i don't think
they're gonna do that probably for a few more years. Just a couple. Just recall Bill Gates drinking the water that was what?
Toilet water?
Poop water.
Former poop water.
I figured you'd know about it.
Bill Gates loves to drink poop water.
I'm Bill Gates and I'm going to drink human feces.
And he's trying to get other people to do this as well.
That was definitely the fraternal Illuminati type of thing.
He had to do that publicly.
Like, I love drinking poop water.
It's hazing. Corn, I love drinking poop water.
It's hazing.
Corn, guys.
Was that before or after?
Bill, if you want to join the Illuminati,
you have to drink human feces on television.
I'll do it.
And done.
Or we release the tapes. Was that before or after his exposure of being on Epstein,
like visiting Epstein's place?
It was after, right?
It was during, I think. Because he was friends with Epstein for like visiting Epstein's place? It was after, right? It was during, I think.
Because he was with,
he was friends with Epstein
for a very long time.
Some people even speculate
all the way up until the 90s
that they were close together.
But they were such close friends
that his own wife says
that she divorced him
because he wouldn't stop
hanging out with him.
Whoa.
That's right.
I think it's the implications
as to why Melinda
would have to split from that.
Because like,
I know what you're up to.
My favorite was
when Bill Gates was asked about Epstein and
he goes well he's dead now so
yeah right what does it matter that's
yeah he's dead
now man that was
like crazy you cold
but it wasn't no it wasn't so cold it was that like
he had this like don't mess
with me don't mess with me or you'll
wind up the same way.
The way he said it
was like he was happy.
Yeah.
It was flippant, kind of.
You could see, like...
Like he was getting frustrated
that he was being asked about it.
He has that painting.
Epstein had the painting
of George W. Bush
playing with paper airplanes
knocking over two Jenga towers.
Oh, yeah?
I wonder what that painting meant.
Huh, I don't know.
I'm crazy. Like, what does George W. Bush with paper airplanes knocking over Jenga towers towers. Oh, yeah? I wonder what that painting meant. Huh. I do. I'm crazy.
Like, what does George W. Bush
with paper airplanes
knocking over Jenga towers
have to do with anything?
It's a weird painting.
It's really strange.
I know.
Somebody pointed out something new
about that rather recently.
But no, no, no.
Why is the desk turned around?
Because that wouldn't be
the side of the desk.
Like, it was a strange place.
And I was like,
that is true.
And he took down one of the towers.
One of the towers was down
as he was playing with airplanes.
Oh, the paper airplanes.
Oh yeah, the implications are quite there. In the painting, George W. Bush
used airplanes to knock down the towers.
Oh, okay. Okay. And it was
paper airplanes. Yeah, yeah. Interesting.
I'm going to pull up the photo now.
We should probably pull it up. Yeah, what does that remind us of?
It's a very thought-provoking photo
as well as the Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky
dress one was also very interesting to see.
I love how Friday just turns into Epstein Friday.
Yeah, Epstein Friday.
I did it.
I did it.
He finally did it.
I just want to know who painted those pictures.
I want to know more about the art behind this.
No, there's a woman who painted them,
and she doesn't know how he got them.
Yeah, that's an interesting point.
The desk is turned around.
The chair is behind it, but the desk is facing the wrong way.
That's weird.
And he knocked down the two towers.
You want to pull this one up?
Pulled up, Serge.
Pulled up.
And Bush.
Cue the image.
And Bush, in this painting,
knocked down the two towers.
In the painting.
So you're saying that George W. Bush
used planes to knock down the towers
in this painting?
In this painting.
In this painting.
Yeah.
Wow, how symbolic.
That's crazy.
So I was reading
the woman who painted it.
She painted this
and the Bill Gates
in the blue dress.
No, no, no.
The Bill Clinton
in the...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The Bill Clinton
in the Monica Lewinsky dress.
That was the scandal
of him excreting
his man juices on.
Okay, okay.
So anyway,
family friendly show.
I read the same person
painted both
and just sold them
and did not know
that Epstein was the one
who ended up buying them.
What a weird thing
to paint though.
I don't know.
It's kind of,
to be fair,
you can paint whatever you want.
Okay, like all jokes aside,
obviously we understand
that the artist
was making a point
about 9-11
and George W. Bush.
But I don't think,
you know, what happens is Epstein has this,
and everyone goes, what does it mean?
No, no, no, hold on.
It just means that someone painted this to express an idea.
It doesn't mean the artist believed Bush had anything to do with it.
It's just kind of like a funny circumstance.
You had a lot of people who believed a lot of things.
They painted a picture about it.
Jeffrey Epstein ended up buying it.
Believe whatever you want to believe.
Well, we don't know. You you know it's important not to jump to
speculations but at the end of the day we don't know it's why did epstein like it so much to spend
his own money on acquiring that idea it's the recognition i gotta be honest i'd have bought
both of these these paintings yeah that's they're they're fine they're good paintings he probably
had a lot of other uh they're very controversial controversial. They're very in your face, especially
when it comes to
questioning narratives and embarrassing
people in power.
There's a lot of intent that you could speculate
just by these titles alone.
But just like the art, it's up to interpretation.
If I saw the painting of George W. Bush
at a gallery, I'd buy it.
If I saw the Bill Clinton, however,
I don't know you know if someone
was like oh do you know that represents i might be like oh okay but the the bush one i'd actually
put up yes because i think it's funny would you rename it patriot act yeah maybe i don't know
that's the plan what's the name of it what's the name of that piece i don't know google it you got
a computer you have a laptop you know you know you know i just there are things
we don't know about what they were doing and it's sad that we only scratched the surface yeah you
know because i'd love to actually know what was going on we only know one percent of what was
happening meanwhile there's 99 of what we don't know happening behind the scenes that probably
would blow our minds away if we truly did understand what was happening behind the seats of power i was thinking about this you guys
familiar with fermi's paradox yeah everybody you guys know what that is uh no fermi fermi
enrico fresh the general idea is if the universe is so vast and expansive and large there must be
aliens and if so why have they not contacted us or why haven't we discovered them and then there's a bunch of hypotheses proposed as to why humans have never interacted with aliens.
And there's a lot of them were like the great zoo hypothesis is that Earth is a zoo for aliens.
They're just observing us.
And then I thought about that.
And I was like, why don't we go a little further?
What about like the great cockfighting hypothesis that aliens don't just watch us as a zoo?
They watch us to go to war for fun and bet on who wins.
Because I'm like watching all this war stuff
and there's like the conspiracy theory
about aliens stopping nuclear weapons.
Well, yeah.
Like if you were watching like roosters fight
and one of them pulled a gun,
you'd be like, whoa, whoa, come on.
Like too much, too much.
But maybe that's it.
Maybe we're one big cockfighting ring
for aliens to watch.
Well, everyone knows you don't bring a gun
to a cockfight,
but I never understood
why the aliens were trying
to bring peace to the Earth.
What do they have invested here?
Well, I know from science fiction you stop
nuclear weapons because there's
radiation that leaves the Earth and
actually destroys the potential
developing life on other planets.
So if they were trying to raid
life on different planets in different universes,
it travels forever. Well, that's the theory too.
Specifically when it comes to Mars,
that Mars was a former planet that
inhibited human beings.
Inhibited? What do you mean? That had human beings
on it. Inhibited.
Potato, potato. You know what I'm saying.
Hold on, hold on. This is important. Because I thought
you were saying that something about Mars was inhibiting
growth of life. Now it is.
Technically. But they're also
finding the same chemical only found
in nuclear explosions on mars i forgot the exact name of this chemical but uh yes um it's it's a
crazy theory out there i've i i'm only scratching the surface at it but but the same chemical that
they only found in hiroshima nagasaki and at nuclear tests they found specifically this rare chemical nuclear nuclear nuclear nuclear
they found those specific that specific same element only on the surface of mars from from
what i've heard and seen also i just want to also correct one of my other mistakes i said google
sorry i i use brave i use brave search browser here's the evidence. Apologies for making another mistake here.
Evidence for large anomalous nuclear explosions in Mars' past.
From H-O-U dot E, from U-S-R-A dot E-D-U.
Mars isotopes baseline, Viking lander, Mars meteorites.
I don't know.
I just Googled.
This is what came up.
It's a school.
It's got a bunch of fancy things in it.
Therefore, it means it's real. I believe it. I just Googled. This is what came up. It's a school. It's got a bunch of fancy things in it. Therefore, it means it's real.
I believe it.
I believe it.
Hydrogen bombs are boosted by fission of uranium or thorium casing.
Around 50% of yield is fission.
This creates xenon isotopes.
Is that what they were referring to?
Xenon isotopes?
I'm looking it up right now just to make sure I have everything here with me.
I don't understand anything.
But I go deep down the rabbit hole, and this is like a rabbit hole that I went down a few
years ago.
So I'm now just refreshing my memory of like, oh, crap.
You know, there's probably human beings on Mars.
Let's look at the evidence suggesting this.
Or even just like fragile life on a distant planet could easily be wiped out by small amounts of radiation.
That's what Arthur C. Clarke wrote about a lot.
But also he's conspired to be a pedo himself.
Oof.
We should nuke Mars.
Oh, we should?
Yeah.
Every planet with nuke should fire every single nuke just right at the North Pole of Mars.
Why?
For fun.
Oh, okay.
Just see what happens.
It is another planet.
I don't care.
Yeah, we got this new...
What do we got?
We got some 50 megaton ICBMs.
Okay.
Just fire off a couple of those.
Just test some.
Just all of them.
All of them.
No, you don't got to test them. If they
bunk out, whatever. Who cares?
Is that your plan to disarm
the world of nuclear weapons? I think that's
brilliant. I want to give you a peace prize.
We should be making exponentially more
so we can have a consistent
stream of just bombing
the crap out of Mars.
Just massive
explosions.
And then we watch.
Yeah.
We get a satellite in orbit, we watch, and we sell it on pay-per-view. Could we bomb it so much that it turned into comets that then smashed into the Earth?
It's way too big for that.
The Fox News has an article about this, and so does the Epoch Times, saying, this is the title here, Tim,
Evidence of Ancient Nuclear Explosion on Mars, says scientist. And this is from an here, Tim. Evidence of ancient nuclear explosion on Mars says scientist.
And this is from an article in 2015.
And that's probably when I read it.
Yeah, that's in that article. And this is now
coming to the surface of like
hey, there's a lot more of this
than I actually thought.
Why aren't you using Brave, bro?
What are you talking about?
Epoch Times, evidence of ancient
nuclear explosion on Mars.
Says scientist.
Yes.
Continue reading for free.
Okay.
Or I can just press the escape button.
Evidence of ancient nuclear explosion on Mars.
Nuclear reactions on Mars.
Earth had to be natural.
This is from 2015.
Yeah, xenon particles produced in nuclear reactions.
Surfer of the red planet.
Likely the result of two large anomalous nuclear explosions on Mars in the past, argues propulsion
scientist Dr. John Brandenburg in a 2014 paper titled Evidence of a Massive Thermonuclear
Explosion on a Mars in the Past.
On Mars in the Past.
Oh, well, when past?
Like, how long ago?
Yeah.
We don't know.
Is it possible that it's just one of those things that's natural?
Like I know some planets have rains of diamonds.
Is it possible that someone fired a nuke at Russia and just didn't say anything and then studied it?
And then when we sent the rovers, they found it and went, oh, it was a bomb.
It's like, or, or, like you were saying, is it possible that something that happened here with a nuclear test went out and after, what does it take, like 20 minutes for light to reach Mars or whatever?
Yeah.
Then it impacted something there?
Yeah, I don't know when was the study, but I mean, how long ago was the Tsar Bomb?
Tsar Bomba.
Tsar Bomba.
Tsar Bomba, sorry.
Yeah.
50 megaton gravity bomb.
You probably leave some traces of residue on Mars.
You know what I was thinking?
I was just thinking crazy stuff, and I was thinking, I was just thinking crazy stuff. And I
was like, I was thinking about radio waves, how we don't see anything coming out of our phone,
but we know it's there because we can see the cause and effect. And then I'm just like,
what if in other dimensions, the radio waves have a tremendously detrimental impact on like
other dimensions that other beings live in.
And so just imagine
if all of a sudden
you started feeling like
you were being shoved
and like things were slamming
into your face
and then in like some other dimension,
like a higher or lower dimension
or something,
somebody's just like playing a game
on their phone and texting
and then they use
things that interact
with our dimension and theirs.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, if that was the case,
I guess from just a creative writing standpoint standpoint then we would already be feeling those and come up with
our own understanding of why that's happening who knows like temperature or wind or something like
that i mean i suppose it would have to be anomalous oh no maybe not maybe you would have
to be a pat there would be a consistent pattern of some kind of reaction because they constantly do it.
So like each and every one of us has a phone that's working all the time.
So whatever in this other dimension is being impacted by that would just see it happening and assume it's a natural phenomenon.
Unless it started up randomly and like, hey, all of a sudden around 2007, this thing started happening.
You know what I love about this is that none of us are on any kind of alternative substances
right now.
Alternative substance?
Yeah, you know what I mean.
No, I'm,
what's the opposite
of alternative then?
Protur,
I have no idea.
Protur,
that's not a thing, right?
Normative?
Normative, yeah.
I'm drinking
golden milk turmeric
in the seed oils.
But it has turmeric in it.
It cures what ails you.
In the seed oils.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but turmeric's
anti-inflammatory, right?
So it balances out.
You got the seed oils that cause inflammation
and then turmeric that levels that inflammation.
It's like a speedball, right?
Where did you hear about the seed oil stuff?
A whole bunch of different places.
You were eating McDonald's.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Blasphemy.
Blasphemous.
You eat murder burgers sometimes too?
Murder burgers? No no i don't
when i don't probably i'm just guessing probably no guessing about me no way listen you know you
can't always be perfect but you can always strive for perfection you can always try to be better
he's like don't drink that coffee tim it's got seed oils in it i was like bro like two weeks
ago you went to mcdonald's i don't know what you're talking about i have no idea you might
have mixed me up with somebody else you went to chick-fil-a like last week i don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea. You might have mixed me up with somebody else.
You went to Chick-fil-A like last week.
I don't know what you're saying here.
You get chicken nuggets all the time with all your
little high fructose corn syrup juice.
You get the sauce. How many sauces do you get?
Like seven. No, you get like
20 sauces and you're like, oh, chicken
wings and you're just sucking down
fructose juices there. I think
everyone agrees that for every single piece of chicken,
you need a full packet of barbecue sauce.
See what I'm talking,
see what I'm dealing with here,
the lunacy,
and I get criticized
for eating Chick-fil-A once.
I'm not the one
who's screaming about seed oils.
We could always try to hold,
hold each other accountable
at least somehow.
That's fair, that's fair.
Always.
I'm not the one who's like,
I pull up,
I get this coffee,
Lucky Jack Cold Brew, Golden Tumor, whatever. You're like, look how good it is. Look how healthy it is. I'm like, one who's like, I pull up, I get this coffee, lucky Jack, cold brew,
golden turmeric, whatever.
You're like, look how good it is.
Look how healthy it is.
I'm like, read the ingredients right now.
It doesn't say seed oil.
Yeah, sunflower.
Less than it.
By this time next year, you'll be so against seed oils.
It's coming for you.
Organic cane sugar.
But it's got, it's got turmeric in it.
It's got black pepper in it.
That surprised me.
Really?
Black pepper makes turmeric work. Without a black pepper, turmeric that surprised me Really, this is black pepper makes turmeric work with other black pepper turmeric can't like the active. Yes for real
Yeah, that's why a lot of turmeric
Supplements have black pepper in it black peppers in all those like juice shots and stuff
Lemon and yeah, that's why although it's in there pepper and pepper and has some kind of it's some kind of you know feature
I don't you call it a feature but a characteristic of it that makes stuff like that work.
It boosts your metabolism or something.
You guys know how, like, the chickens are just, like, doing whatever and have no idea what's going on up here?
They got their chicken city with their chicken society, their chicken food and chicken friends.
You know, what if that's just us?
That's us.
We talk about things like turmeric and we're all really serious about it.
And it's about as serious as a rooster going.
That's how government views us is how you view your chickens.
Exactly.
They're like, look how they don't know anything.
Exactly.
Look how they're like happy and content with voting.
Obviously, we do whatever we want anyway.
And they think they have something to do with it democratically.
Okay.
But what if that's like, what if they're aliens, you know?
And they just look at us like a chicken coop and we're just dumb.
Okay. So exhibit one is probably nancy pelosi i'm just just saying there's a few people in there that for sure she probably has two of them i would say she probably has two aliens
inside of her don't do that they're working together is there is there no that's a good
point yeah you know big aliens right here two big aliens like is there is there like a protrusion or something that you can see on her body where the aliens may be hiding?
They have to be on the upper torso since that makes the most logical sense.
Okay.
That these two protruding big goblin aliens are located right here.
They're like jellyfish aliens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very, very, very, very soft to the touch.
But yeah, firm in some instances as well but but also extremely flexible and and and moves around i told luke before the show that i did not want to talk about nancy pelosi i was like i'm just
dying to like figure out a way to interject it i was i was like i was waiting the whole show
linda i was waiting the whole show it's like where can waiting the whole show. I was like, when can I talk about Nancy Pelosi's bazongas?
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Nurse who was forced to quit her job after being outed as an OnlyFans star
reveals she's earned millions in just two years
as she shows off lavish spoils from her raunchy career,
including $2 million mansion, designer closet, and custom Porsche.
She's, Allie Ra closet, and custom Porsche. She's Allie Ray.
She's 34.
She was a nurse, but she figured out that porn makes more money.
And so now she's rich.
She's a millionaire.
Huh.
Well, there you go.
Well, well.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Discuss.
Now she's an over-educated porn star.
I love that.
Is that what they said?
The role play.
Well, she was a nurse.
She's literally an RN.
The role play, the medical role play could be so great on her channel.
But is that, but, you know, I don't know if that's overeducated.
That's just educated.
Because, you know, her work is an exploration of the body.
And she's well-versed in the human body, you know?
Very true.
I like it.
So what does this mean for, like, modern feminist thought?
That she was a nurse, but she's a millionaire when she does porn instead.
So first of all, this tells us that pushing girls to like educate themselves it's just a lie because all you have to do is go
on only fans you can make two million dollars the other lie here is that if you do join only fans
you will make two million dollars because this does not happen 99 plus of the time yeah what's
the average that uh that a woman gets on only fans it's like what? I think it's 60 bucks or 300 bucks a month.
It's not good.
Yeah.
You just got to be famous.
Like when we see these stories about OnlyFans,
the reality is some people,
you've got two people that make music.
For some reason,
someone's music gets big and everyone listens to it.
They make money because of it.
If you can attract customers,
you make money.
And so that's really it.
Probably a lot of women who couldn't do it.
You want to go ahead?
Remember that one redheaded actress that made like a million dollars
in one overnight or something because she made an OnlyFans
and told her fans that she was going to be naked on there,
but she really wasn't.
But she grossed all this money and it like crashed OnlyFans.
Isn't that fraud?
Well, that's why it was such a big discussion.
Bella somebody, I don't know.
Bella Delphine.
I don't know.
Rachel Dullazar has an OnlyFans.
This is when you know the market is getting very saturated.
Hey, Luke, I can't point fingers because I have my own.
Yeah, okay, calm down.
Well, I'll remind you, you can make your OnlyFans whatever you want.
You can make it a cooking channel if you want.
It's another path of generating income online.
It's just another income stream.
Yeah.
But we all know.
Technically correct.
What it's for.
Yeah.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like everybody knew when I announced that.
But I was like, no, I'm going to make polls about what you want me to talk about.
And I'm going to show a picture of my actual cat, who's amazing.
And I love him. His name is Chip. You can say you showed a picture of my actual cat, who's amazing. And I love him.
His name is Kat.
You could say you showed a picture of your...
That's exactly what I said.
I was like, here's my cat.
I'm an OnlyFans fan for the first time.
There is someone who does this.
They have an OnlyFans.
Oh, it's Julie Borowski.
Oh, is she?
She did.
And it's like the titles are all suggestive,
but then it's just like family friendly.
Yeah, she's reading the Constitution or something.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Talking about the First Amendment.
She's great.
My inspiration. So that's it? No First Amendment. She's great, my inspiration.
So that's it?
No comments on she's not a nurse anymore?
That's it?
Well, I admire her pay upgrade
because I know nurses don't make that much.
But I do think that this really undercuts
the whole case for girls going even into STEM
because she actually did what you're supposed to do.
And she was like, oh my gosh, she's making much money.
I'm going to start an OnlyFans. And then I think because she actually did what you're supposed to do and she was like oh my gosh she's making much money i'm gonna start an only fans and then i think because she didn't only fans
and her co-workers found out she got all this attention and that gave her the leverage she needed
to turn it into like a really lucrative lifestyle what what you really want to see is a bunch of
these um e-girls that make all their money and then they can go into whatever philanthropic
endeavor they want you know and go and do great things for society because they have this career that's so, you know, locked in for them.
That would be cool.
It would almost be redemptive.
It's like Kim Kardashian becoming like a civil rights lawyer.
Like something that she can contribute that's not so like me centered.
It's kind of crazy, though.
But Kim Kardashian doesn't do this kind of stuff, right?
She's not like posting porn.
I meant I would like to see that format a lot
because once you have it made on the back of like doing salacious stuff,
it's like now you're free to talk about other things.
You could go on and do productive things.
I mean, Kim Kardashian did get popular from posting.
Oh, yeah.
That's why she's famous.
That's the only reason she's famous.
Original OG OnlyFans.
We had this earlier.
There's that politician in New York who made a sex tape or whatever.
Yeah, it's gross.
Hey, man.
The times, they are a-changing.
Are we going to watch it?
Yeah, we're going to play it for the audience live.
No, can we not?
Let's review it.
That's for the members only, Alex.
Yeah, it's going to be like Mystery Science Theater 3000 or whatever.
We're going to see the back of our heads as we watch this politician.
Can we throw popcorn at the screen and stuff?
Yeah. Well, there you go they should make a video about how they're gonna screw the taxpayer
in an actual screw this is how we're gonna screw you buddy that'd be great take it i love it i
could say a lot i could say a lot more and i have a lot a lot more puns but this is a family
friendly show and i'm a professional does n Does Nancy Pelosi's daughter also come for that production?
Okay, I'm good.
Nepotism.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
What's Nancy Pelosi's daughter look like?
Oh, let's find out.
Who is her daughter?
I remember hearing about her a couple of times.
Didn't she work with Jon Stewart or The Daily Show or something like that?
I don't know.
Or was that Hillary Clinton?
Yeah.
Hillary Clinton's job.
She looks like Nancy Pelosi.
Goodness.
I'm trying to find a bigger picture, I guess.
They're all really small.
Not great.
Wow.
Large.
Nancy Pelosi daughter.
There you go.
Is that one?
Oh, that's a big one.
That's a viewable photo.
There you go.
All right.
She's taller.
Humans have gotten a lot taller.
Look how much different Nancy looks.
That's a lot of plastic surgery.
A lot of people don't know this, but Pelosi actually had a guest role in an HBO TV show.
Actually, it was a long-running TV show.
It's called Tales from the Crypt.
So funny. It's a joke. Actually, it was a long-running TV show. It's called Tales from the Crypt. So funny!
It's a joke. I called her the Crypt Keeper.
She does look like that, to be fair.
She was very cute when she was younger.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. You know how you do the
deepfake stuff? Can someone deepfake
her face onto the Crypt Keeper popping out
of the thing?
That would be great.
Someone do that and tweet it.
Yeah, maybe it does exist. I'm sure. That would be great someone do that and tweet it yeah maybe it does exist i'm sure that would be fantastic her daughter is not very pretty but more power to her i guess for being a lawyer
are you saying she shouldn't do only fans um i don't think anyone should use only fans for the
purpose that it's typically used for that's just my stance if that's your mom she can just snap
her fingers and put you in whatever role in society
you want to be.
I mean, honestly, that's a free ticket to anywhere you want to go.
No, I don't know.
Like, if I got a call from Pelosi and she was like, have I want my daughter at your
show?
I'd be like, no.
Yeah.
But there's a thousand of you.
I mean, no offense.
I'm just saying they'll find some other person to put her on the show that does what you
know.
No, I know.
It's just like, but they're still pigeonholed.
I suppose if she wanted her
to be like a manager
at a chicken processing plant,
she could do it.
She's not too bad.
Don't be hating, Linda.
So to be fair,
we already know,
we know that women judge
other people very harshly.
Like we've seen the graphs
about how they rate men
on dating sites, right?
I think this transfers
to other women as well,
just from my personal experience,
for sure.
Oh, and she's,
look at the picture of Ron Wikipedia.
She's holding a camera.
It's so that you know that she makes movies.
She looks good for a 52-year-old lady.
Is she 52?
Yeah.
Oh, my lanta.
She is.
That's crazy.
She does look pretty good.
That's her.
Yeah, for 52.
So wait, is Christine...
Oh, she looks more like Nancy.
There we go.
Yeah, there's Nancy.
And she's not the one who's making movies.
It's the other one. Okay. There's two. Isn't there like Nancy. And she's not the one who's making movies. It's the other one.
Okay.
There's two.
Isn't there like Laura and Christina?
I don't know.
Oh, she produces documentaries for American Selfie.
Man, you know, it must, I just can't imagine being part of a legacy family like that.
I feel like it would suck.
She's going to win Oscars soon.
I mean, that's how all these people are built over time.
Like we were talking about CNN earlier, and it reminded me how when I was a kid in public schools they had us watch Channel One and Andrew Anderson Cooper was like a young journalist and that was like his first gig.
So like if you're like a Vanderbilt they just install you in like and see how it was just like set up for Anderson Cooper to be. Well, you know, after you intern for the CIA. Yeah, but all of that's just what I mean.
There's a different level of access for these people that are operating above everybody
else.
It's like whatever your child wants to be, you just give it to them on a silver platter
and hope that they don't screw it up because nothing has any value to them because they
can have whatever they want.
First, they go to the top schools where all the professors are afraid to give them a low grade.
It's rigged from the beginning.
Then they intern at the Central Intelligence Agency.
Then they, again, just get a lucrative job
that, of course, everyone dreams of getting,
but it's actually nepotism to the highest level.
Yeah, think about the long-term priming of that.
Taxpayers funded me as a child
to be exposed to Anderson Cooper,
who would later be like the face of
you know the most trusted name in news i mean that's that's a kind of like unconscious priming
of like making these people celebrities so i don't think that we should close this conversation
about the pelosi offspring without mentioning paul jr because apparently in august 2022
suspicions were raised over authorities financial ties with with Pelosi-led U.S. delegation, and that included her son, Paul Jr.
So there's that Biden-esque corruption.
So it's everywhere.
Well, see, this is easy for me to see because I live in Hollywood and I've done entertainment for like, I don't know, 13 years or something.
So I just watch these highlighted veins of access to everything
all the time
and seeing it in politics
is no different.
Well, there it is.
Nepotism.
It's beautiful.
I was,
I had a joke
that was going to lay up,
lay up for Luke,
but I can't say it
because, you know,
the show's family friendly.
I have to,
I have to center 20,
like 75% of everything
I want to say on this show. Yeah, y'all keep saying this is a family friendly show and I feel really bad. I have to, I have to center 20, like 75% of everything I want to say on this show.
Yeah.
Y'all keep saying this is a family friendly show.
And I feel really bad.
It's like what family?
You weren't that bad.
You did swear a little bit.
Just a bit.
I did.
I didn't know that was a,
one of the cardinal sins of.
Yeah.
You can never come back.
That's it.
It's not that big of a deal.
Families and friends.
The chickens will attack you when you run out. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chris is preparing them right now. That's it. It's not that big of a deal. Families and friends. The chickens will attack you when you run out.
It's true, yeah.
Yeah, Chris is preparing them right now.
It's true.
He has a stick and he trains them.
I've been wanting to see Chicken City from the inside.
In related context, there's a video of Biden sniffing on a child that just came out.
A new one?
A new one.
Wow.
The child came out or the story came out?
The video of the story came out like a new one a new one wow the child came out or the story came out the video
of the story came out um that's uh very egregious uh well knowing the democrats a child may come
out soon soon after for sure was it a male or a female child female really yeah he like their
video the video is going viral right now on twitter. If you just pop up Twitter, it'll pop up right now. Gross.
And he gets handsy and then uses the sniffer.
Are you retweeting it?
Yeah.
Just now?
Oh, look at this.
Oh, no.
Don't do it, Joe.
What's he doing?
Don't do it, Joe.
Oh, no.
Here comes the nose.
She knows what's coming.
She's like, oh boy.
He's behind me, isn't he?
You know what I love about Joe Biden?
After the news came out that he was grabbing and groping and sniffing women,
they told him to stop.
He apologized, and then he kept doing it.
He can't help himself.
He's Italian. He can't remember the poor guy. Yeah, it's fair. They told him to stop. He apologized and then he kept doing it. He can't help himself. He's Italian.
He can't remember
the poor guy.
Yeah, it's fair.
It's an automatic response.
Why is everybody mad at me?
This reminds me of
showering with my child.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good.
I just want to wash your hair.
Oh, no.
I don't like that.
He's the president.
Man.
How many tapes
do they have on him?
Oh, right.
Yeah, but like
the funny thing is
I'm imagining like Putin goes to Biden and he's like, Joe, we have How many tapes do they have on him? Oh, right. Yeah, but like the funny thing is,
I'm imagining like Putin goes to Biden and he's like,
Joe, we have camera taped on you,
groping young girls.
And he's like,
Yeah, let him know.
He was like,
Yeah, there's like 500 on the internet.
You want to watch some with me?
Good times.
Good times.
Those are good memories, man.
My favorites.
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Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says, got to love Friday shows.
Shout out to guest Lydia.
Thank you.
There you go. Potatoes for Seamus says, Luke, Friday shows. Shout out guest Lydia. Thank you. There you go.
Potatoes for Seamus says,
Luke, I have an important question.
What is a woman?
Someone who can't get drafted into the US military right now.
How about Nancy Pelosi?
Oh, yeah.
She's a woman.
She's a real lady.
Hybrid alien.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Restless Medic says,
My God, I love Rusty Cage.
The new song is by far my favorite,
but only the family-friendly version.
Wink, wink.
The Her song is up there too
because I think it has a somber message.
Well, I appreciate that.
Restless Medic.
Restless Medic.
That's right.
Clef the Misfit says,
Thank you for having Bitcoin Mommy on tonight.
Jessica Vaughn is the perfect woman
and she really needs to start her own podcast. Yes.
Do it, Jessica. Thank you. Have me on. I'll join
you. Be good. Let's go.
Scott Colombs, has anyone
else noticed the HBO watermark in the top
right corner of the Nancy Pelosi video that
was supposedly a CNN exclusive, or just
me? Really? Was that there? No, I didn't see that.
No. Yeah, I didn't see that either.
I thought it was funny that they played this. Did they
really think that video was going to help them?
Nancy Pelosi being like,
I've been waiting for this moment to happen.
It's like, you were?
Well, that's really weird.
How did you know it was going to happen?
Okay, whatever.
Maybe people are just dumb and going to fall for it, I guess.
Whatever.
All right.
Neboops says,
It's not Pelosi's 4D chess.
It's quadruple D chest.
There you go, Luke. You're're welcome thank you for that one i needed it mit form o2 says ray epps tipped off pelosi oh perhaps
wasn't he in the video some people are saying that yeah that he's like actually in the video
cody may says five five six seven six two and fifty kale uh toggle says three crew crew served actually, in the video. Cody Mays says 5.56, 7.62, and 50 cal.
Toggle says three crew-served machine
guns in U.S. Armed Forces, 5.56,
M249, a 7.62, M240,
and a 50 cal M2.
Really? The M2?
Full auto?
Mounted?
J Turbo says most crew-served
machine guns in the U.S. are
M2 50 cal or MK19
40mm grenade launchers
it's still my bucket list
to shoot one of those
that would be so fun
we were talking about
going down to Florida
because
yeah
one of our
one of the friends
of the show has one
that would be fun
that would be fun
hit me up if you do
yeah
alright
Grofty says
can the UFO spin
without the power of Ian
I don't know I've never of Ian? I don't know.
I've never done this before.
I don't know what to do.
You just hold the trigger down
and it spins.
Sounds like a lot of work.
There it goes.
Ian's with us in spirit.
Ian's now replaced.
No.
No.
Waffle Sensei says,
bold of you to criticize
the view, Tim.
You literally made
a one-for-one copy
with your show,
Chicken City.
Oh, it's true, yeah.
Chicken City's way better.
Yeah, well, you know, you know.
Joshua Tilly says,
hey, Tim, are you invested
in any funeral homes?
And can you get Ed Dowd
on the show?
Would love to see the up-to-date
on the GBJB reactions.
Hey, wait a minute.
Ethereum and funeral homes.
Those are good investments,
right, Luke?
No. Absolutely horrible investments. Stop it. Ethereum and funeral homes. Those are good investments, right, Luke? No.
Absolutely horrible investments.
Stop it.
Why not funeral homes, though?
Well, that's a different topic,
but you're betting on people dying more than they usually do,
which obviously there's a big discussion we could have here
about the obvious that we can't talk about here on YouTube.
All right.
Andrew Patterson says,
no notification, Tim.
Nothing in search.
Had to go to channel directly. they're trying to censor us well you got to be the notification share the video lunderware says on your new year's times new year's times square ads
towering over cnn you should have the slogan we are the new era i don't think people understand
what that means though and so we talked about it like just doing a basic ad that says watch Timcast IRL Monday through Friday at 8 p.m. Eastern Time is the most powerful thing you can do.
Because people who see it associate you with all the other big brands.
And it's a simple message that works.
I think we should do an ad for CNN.
They need all the help they could get.
And we just do all their best hits that we talked about on the show just a highlight don't forget cnn for black holes yes eating brains yeah
raymond g sanley jr said don't forget about the eating of brains there you go that's right
yep yeah that one came up yep evil zombie hamster says five bucks because i appreciate you guys
i listen the next day on Apple Podcasts while I work.
Miss you, Lids.
And I miss the Potato Man.
Oh, I miss the Potato Man, too.
You know, Seamus will be coming back, I imagine, at some point.
No one cares about the Potato Man.
The Potato Man.
We gotta have Seamus on with sticks for this episode 666.
That would be interesting.
That'd be fun.
Yeah, I would watch that. Yeah, it'd be so cool.
And what we'll do is we'll turn the lights real dim and put candles
up. And we'll all wear robes.
Seamus might be
like, no. He would not participate.
He absolutely would not.
Captain Ron Production says, hey, Tim,
since you love history, my artillery unit
will be the Cedar Creek
battlefield for the weekend for a huge Civil War
reenactment. Stop by and we will show you show your people the cannons. Ooh, that sounds really cool. Cedar Creek battlefield for the weekend for huge Civil War reenactment. Stop by and we will show you
show your people the cannons. Ooh, that sounds really
cool. Cedar Creek battlefield. Where's that though?
Can someone look that up real quick? Is that nearby?
Probably so.
Fluffer Boy
2004 says, Tim, I got it.
Your new news segment with the most accurate name
ever would be called No Cap.
For real. I love that.
First of all, I'm on board cedar creek is uh
in virginia very cool how far is it from here let me map soon we don't want to tell publicly how far
we're away from specifically whatever it's not too far no worries relatively close yeah i feel
like everyone knows where we are at this point delta charlie says i was on deployment when the
plane went missing was sitting on the mess decks watching and almost choked on my dinner when that
guest said that.
That's great, right?
Even a small black hole could swallow the whole universe.
That's a great conversation.
Holy cow.
Wow.
Just leave me alone says, I am 58.
My husband is 60.
We cut off our cable last year.
I watch you every weeknight.
Alternative media rocks.
Reality news.
That is very, very cool.
Thank you very much.
Reality news.
Yeah.
Got to get them while
they're old apparently that's right that's right andrew l he's the one who tweeted us about tulsi
gabbard he highlighted her tweet so ended up pulling it up and sure enough it was there
where she said i'm honored to be selected as a 2015 ygl voices representing hawaii crazy so
whatever you know is what it is cynthia splotch says cnn was bad from the start in the first gulf
war a dude reported from a studio but green screened a baghdad hotel lobby yeah i remember
seeing that i don't know if that's true though because i watched the videos and i really tried
digging into that and i think it might actually just be that it was really low quality production
and it looked fake but i don't know i don't it just it just looks fake regardless of i don't know it really does look fake was that around when they started doing the
24-hour news though it was like during that they started 24-hour news yeah yeah it was that you
know i just went like around that period of time maybe they were just trying to figure it all out
who knows yeah all right adept queezin artist says shout out to rusty cage one of my favorite
guests so far please invite discount Steve Buscemi back soon.
Oh, man, whatever. I like that.
Thanks, I guess.
It took me a while to guess that one.
It's just the big guys, that's all.
I know, I put on weight so I would stop looking like him.
It didn't work.
You should just tell people he's your dad or uncle.
He's like, oh, he's my uncle.
Uncle Steve.
Uncle Steve.
Just tell everyone your real name
is Rusty Buscemi.
There you go.
Brett Ain't Dead says,
not only on Epstein Island, the man
filmed on it. That's right.
That's true. Oh, here you go. Mike Williams
nailed it. He says, CNN should be changed to
CON, Cable Opinion Network.
CON. Yeah, CON.
There you go.
Or what about like wac you know no
so so uh i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna have some fun with this luke would go around being like i'm
luke from wrc and then i was like where does the r come from we just make it up just like all the
words that i make up on this show nuclear nuclear nuclear nuclear there's people going crazy in the
chat room when they hear me say it.
So, nuclear.
We are change is W-A-C.
Yeah, but you don't want
to go around saying,
hey, I'm whack.
Yeah.
Whack.
W-R-C.
Like, screw it.
Whack.
The English language,
we're far superior than that.
That's right.
We make up our own language.
All right.
Rudy C. Winslow says,
my favorite CNN moment
is when Brian Seltzer
criticized Fox News staff for not taking vaccine selfies. Yes! all right rudy c winslow says my favorite cnn moment is when brian seltzer criticized fox news
staff for not taking vaccine selfies yes that was so good seamus did a cartoon about it where the
doctor is like but have you taken a selfie he's like no and he's like oh why not and he's like i
don't want to do this and then the virus ends up getting him you didn't take a selfie. No. Well, man, CNN, what the crazy.
All right.
What do we have here?
What's this?
Polaris says, so we have the old Linda, the new Linda, a conservative cutie, Steve Buscemi, and the pierogi T-shirt guy.
Tim, you have outdone yourself.
Damn right.
The pierogi T-shirt guy. Do you make have outdone yourself. Damn right. The pierogi t-shirt guy.
Do you make pierogis or something?
I should.
You should.
If anyone wants to start a pierogi business with me,
without any seed oils, without any bad ingredients,
let me know right now.
Luke at wearechanged.org.
That's my email.
Let's start a pierogi company.
Let's do it.
You did it here.
I'm serious.
I want pierogi.
I love pierogis.
Now I'm hungry.
Beef liver mixed in with pasture raised cows
pierogies that sounds amazing let's do it luke's pierogies let's do it yeah let's start it up
all right i'm doing it let's do pierogies but if i do this seamus has to start a potato company
because then you need the potatoes exactly yeah that's right yeah seamus's potatoes yeah yeah
well there you go let's do it i mean we we need a product to sell anyway why not pierogies freezer
pierogies yeah perfect yeah yeah and then we'll get them in like with beef liver we'll get them
in you know jewel osco and and savon and uh pavilions i'm just trying to name a bunch of
different grocery stores from the country we got We got Food Lion, Safeway.
It's only going to be Polish delicatessen
stores, like the small ones.
There was one in my neighborhood
in Chicago. I don't know if it's still around. It was called Gilmart.
And they had like the best potato
salad ever. But if it
still exists and you are in Chicago, you can go check
them out. Everybody used to rave
over their potato salad apparently. It was like a big deal.
If you're in the pierogi business, hit me up.
Alright.
Now that we're talking about starting a pierogi
business, let's see what we got.
Andrew Starr says, you guys must not be around
very many Gen Z because they are nuts.
There are... There's probably
a lot of bad ones, you know, crazy ones, but there's crazy
people in general. Yeah, I never said that they
weren't nuts. They're definitely insane.
Yeah.
Oh, okay. Here we go. Dim Sum Nim Sum sum says aslan isn't a cannibal anymore every seven years you have all new cells but there is a video somewhere maybe in an elevator of him eating humans i heard
that oh yeah so i guess after seven years you're no longer a cannibal okay okay all right i guess
i always thought it depended on the severity of the crime.
If you murder someone,
you're always a murderer, right?
Well, I think cannibalism
is pretty serious.
Yeah, I feel like
you can't turn around
and not be a cannibal anymore.
Right.
You can renounce thievery
and be like,
it was a mistake,
I'll never do it again.
And people will be like,
well, he no longer does that.
He's paid his due.
But if you eat a person,
you can never just
not have ate a person.
You know what I mean?
It's just more serious. It's a social construct. Yeah social construct yeah yeah yeah reza oslon's a cannibal
joe spinel says i'm a gen xer looking down at you millennials and gen z type smugly laughing
from my theatrical balcony glad to hear it love it thank you dan pitt says i have all my fingers
the knife goes chop chop chop if i miss the space beat in between, my fingers will come off.
Oh, my.
Was that your biggest song?
That's probably the most culturally significant.
Because people stole it, too, didn't they?
Yeah, I mean, like, the tune, who knows?
I mean, people have, like, gone back and, like, found other tunes that sounded similar.
Yeah, but I definitely wrote it from my head.
But yeah, now it's definitely
become popular on TikTok.
27 million views on YouTube.
Is that where it's at?
Yes.
Amazing.
Not to mention there's a bunch of other videos
copying it or playing the song too.
Right, yeah.
Mart Arbenflart says,
don't eat dirt, Tim.
Good advice.
Oh, here's a good one.
Quisby Joe says, CNN should be called CNN Cannibal News Network.
There you go.
Then I would watch.
Eat your heart out.
Oh, no, Luke.
You know, I bet if they leaned into the cannibal thing, their ratings would have gone way up.
Yeah.
It's like, look, it's such buzzword that it's been like 10 years and we're still talking about it.
Imagine if they just actually put him on as an anchor and said, look, if you just do the
show while eating people, people are going to watch.
And, you know, as long as the people being eaten consent to it, I guess.
Wasn't there a story about that?
With the Kevin Bacon guy?
Was that what?
Recently, somebody was in the headlines for like some guy that looked like he was in the
original Donner Party come back to life and he was eating a guy named Kevin Bacon.
What?
Yes.
That guy consented.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know about that part.
No, there was a story where two guys met up because one guy consented to being eaten.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
This is very weird.
In Germany?
This is Germany.
This was, I think, last time was Mivas.
Yeah, Rammstein made a song about it. Yeah, they did. Really? Yeah. It's a. This was, I think, it's like last time it was Mivas. Yeah, Rammstein made a song about it.
Yeah, they did.
Really?
It's a famous case from like,
I think it was in the late 90s.
Did the cannibal not look like
a Donner Party, like, remnant?
I don't know about that.
I don't remember,
but I just know that it is something Mivas,
M-E-I-V, or M-E-I-W-E-S, I should say.
I think if you're in a crisis situation
like the Donner Party was,
that if you have to eat a person to stay living,
that you shouldn't have to be called a cannibal.
That was like a...
You are. Sorry.
Really?
You're a cannibal.
Well, I mean, you are a cannibal, right?
But should you have to...
Is it the same as people who are just demented
that want to...
Because you have this will to live, right?
And if it's a dead person that's lying there and those were the only people that.
Well, right.
But like the stigma attached to that.
Did I tell you I used to be a Democrat for my whole life?
Well, no, I mean, like we can understand why someone would do it, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a cannibal.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, but if you are a vegetarian, are you still considered a carnivore because you used to eat meat?
That's different.
A carnivore isn't something you earn based on, like, having committed an act one time.
A carnivore or humans would be omnivores.
It's just a classification of, like, what we can eat.
You see how that's just like a social construct of something because we're just picking and choosing what makes it like has lasting effect humans humans are omnivorous no matter what always you can
stop eating meat and say you're a vegetarian and then you stop being a vegetarian when you
start eating meat again like having committed an action that we we have like a i guess a name for
i guess you know like i said it's based on severity and eating other humans is pretty
severe like it's up there i think And eating other humans is pretty severe.
Like, it's up there.
I think that if you are like in the Donner...
That's true.
I think if you are in the Donner Party and you survive
because you had to eat one of your compatriots,
you don't care what they call you
because you're still alive and you're very glad for it.
Yeah, they like...
One of the guys that came back from that,
all of society, because, of course,
society was very small in the 1800s,
but they like blacklisted this guy,
and he got ran out of town,
and he was shunned his whole life
for something that was obviously just something that...
How did they find out?
Well, because there was all these accounts,
and the whole reason it's a piece of history
is because there's all these journals, you know?
No, I know, but imagine admitting to that
and then destroying it.
There's no internet.
There's no video footage.
No one's filming.
Someone wrote a journal.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Once they got rescued, they had to account for why everybody's dead.
Right.
They froze to death and starved.
They're gone.
How did you survive?
What did you eat?
We ate rabbits.
And what we did was we cracked their bones.
I got the bone marrow for fat.
We barely made it.
We're so grateful.
Yeah, well, they had all these journals of all these people's property.
And, you know, they abandoned some along the way.
I mean, it's just there was hundreds of people in the original Donner Party, all those cats.
I think it was a loudmouth McGillicuddy who spilled all the beans.
That's right.
So the funny thing is we know the story of the Donner Party.
But I'm willing to bet there's like
800,000 identical stories that we've never heard.
I mean, there's a story from,
rugby fans remember this,
a story from Peru.
I don't remember what the team was
or what their nationality was.
The soccer players that got stuck in the mountains.
I don't know if it was soccer.
I feel like it was rugby for some reason.
Maybe wrong.
But they all crash landed,
and they had their plane crash,
I don't know,
somewhere in the Andes.
And then they had to eat
their fellow Patriots to survive.
The whaling ship,
the Essex that Moby Dick
was based on from Nantucket.
They went out 19 people
and three got back
and the rest got eaten.
Yeah.
Wow.
And then here's the thing.
If your plane crashes
and then it's like you
and a group of people
and then everyone's getting really hungry and then some one person is really weak and like, I'm not going to make it and then dies.
Everybody looks around and they go, we have to eat them.
Otherwise, we'll die.
And then you say, I won't do it.
And they go, OK.
And then three days later, it's you going, I'm so weak.
I'm going to die.
And they're like, then you're next. The problem is with starvation is the people who die of starvation have the most lean meat on them.
So they're the less nutritious.
So they're actually not going to keep people alive longer.
You want to eat the most blubbery person.
The problem with that is the ethical line is, did I murder you to eat you?
That's much worse than being a cannibal because of the situation. This actually was a huge problem. Did I kill you to eat you? That's much worse than being a cannibal because of, you know, the situation.
This actually was
a huge problem.
Did I kill you
to eat you?
That's obviously way worse
than eating a dead body.
I do not want to be
in an airplane
with Raza Aslan
for the record.
I'll eat people.
Wait, Raza,
it's been 30 minutes.
He's putting on a bib
and pulling out
a fork and a knife
and he's like,
excuse me?
As the plane's going down,
I'm like, calm down.
Stop it.
I say we eat that guy.
No, no, no.
Actually, if we were going to make it a movie, the plane would be going down.
And then it crashes.
And then Resla debates how he has to eat people.
And then at the end, you get the reveal.
And it's Resla walking up to the plane before takeoff and like cutting a wire.
And then going.
And then it's like, oh, it was him the whole time he wanted to eat people
gotta eat all right
Nate says California and Washington already
legalized composting human remains so
we're already there somebody tagged me in that
during the show and I was like I thought we
had like a couple years at least I guess not
I screwed it's gonna be
funny man user not available says are they letting crime get bad so we beg them for something far worse like a couple years at least. I guess not. I'm screwed. It's going to be funny, man.
User not available says,
are they letting crime get bad so we beg them for something far worse?
What could that be in your opinions?
No, it's, it's,
what you do is,
here's your standard of living.
The government destroys it.
Then when they come back halfway,
it sounds good.
Get it?
So it's like,
they destroy your refrigerator,
your clean running water,
your heat,
and you're living in a mud hut. And you're this is terrible and then they come back and say we're
gonna get you your apartment back but there's no refrigerator and no air conditioning and no
running water and you go it is better than a mud hut and then you're like thank you so much for
this they've taken from you but you're happy see you will own nothing and you will be happy
yeah funny thing is it's like they were being honest with you when they said that.
They're going to take everything you have.
And by the time you have suffered for a long time,
like after a little while,
you'll have suffered so much,
they'll come back to you and they'll offer you the tiniest morsel
and you will say,
thank you so much.
Netflix and antidepressants.
There you go.
Yeah, I don't know about Netflix.
Netflix kind of suck.
It's going to be Amazon.
Yeah, it's going to be something that's going to...
Video games and drugs.
That's what Noel Forari,
Klaus Schwab's right-hand man,
says it will be.
So there's a bunch of AI programs.
I don't know if you've messed around with them.
We were messing with stable diffusion.
It's so fun making these photos.
But also, there's the Open AI Playground.
You can type in,
tell me a story about, and whatever.
So I actually, I tweeted a bunch of these. I was like, tell me a story about and whatever so i actually i
tweeted a bunch of these i was like tell me a story about donald trump saving the world and
then it literally just writes the story out here's the craziest thing i did this i posted in our
slack luke so i'll have to show it to you i said write a script about luke ridkowski explaining
how russia starts world war three and it wrote a we are change script it said hey everybody
luke ridkowski here from we are change right now
russia i was like whoa man did it say like welcome back did it do that no it said i'm luke radkowski
of we are change i didn't prompt we are change it knew who you were and it wrote it out so what's
gonna happen in the future when you plug in the neural link i said this before you're gonna set
you're gonna you're gonna plug into the matrix the neural Neuralink. You're going to be in just, it's white nothing. And you're going to go, create a world where I am the general of an army fighting against Russia.
And I have superpowers like Superman.
And then the world is going to manifest right before your eyes.
And then you're going to start flying around.
And that's what they're going to make.
They're going to give everyone the opportunity to be gods in their own mini universes.
If we're currently in that simulation, I definitely typed in the wrong prompt.
Yeah, you did.
Is that your fault? You were like,
make me look like Steve Buscemi.
I'm sorry.
Give me a mediocre
understanding of random things.
Yeah.
Look, man, you've got a big
YouTube channel, rather successful, so I think you probably
typed in the right thing. You started the game and you were like, I don't want to be too famous,
but I want to be successful, famous, have a lot of fans.
And it was modest.
It was a modest request.
You don't want to be too famous.
It's annoying.
You can't go anywhere.
You can't do nothing.
You don't want to be middle of the line.
D-list.
Z-list.
I'll take Z.
You're also mid-plot.
This is mid-plot.
Your ending isn't written, we don't know.
I appreciate that.
Ryan James says, next debate on your show should be
Vosh versus Dave Smith. Please make
this happen. Vosh needs a formidable challenge
Dave Smith will destroy. Also,
Coleman Hughes would be an amazing guest. He's got
great insight on CRT.
Actually, Vosh and Dave Smith would be a really
fantastic conversation. I just think
it's like Vosh is one of the only leftists who is willing to come on the show.
Yeah.
Because most of them don't want to do it.
I would have to keep myself out of that conversation if that was a debate.
Just to be neutral to Vosh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I wonder.
I don't know Vosh's position on war.
Is he pro-war?
Probably.
I would assume so just based on
general tribalism but i don't want to i don't want to immediately assume that he might be very
much opposed to it no i think he said some tanky stuff that kind of tanky vibe yeah yeah definitely
sean says xenon is one of two common fission products of uranium there have been natural
fission reactors in the past look up fission product graph retired navy nuke very
interesting interesting very interesting indeed dylan keller says what if religious experiences
are just a side effect of higher beings texting each other and they don't realize it affects us
or that we're here at all dude that's amazing yeah do you guys ever watch what the bleep do
you know do we know yeah yeah one of the one of the best parts of it is when they explain
higher dimensional beings and uh it's the flatland thing so for those that are familiar the the narrator basically says
imagine there's a universe that only exists in two dimensions you as a person in the third
dimension have a concept of up so you're above this two-dimensional reality but they have no
idea what above or below is it doesn't exist to them to you you're looking down you can see the
inside of their house you can see the streets you're looking down. You can see the inside of their house. You can see the streets. You can see the cars. You can see the people. So when you speak
and your voice goes down, they feel your voice coming from the inside of their bodies because
it's like hitting the center of their mass, which they can't comprehend. And then you say to them
in your closet, there's five dollars in a shoebox. There's a map of outside right now as a dog he's gonna oh he barked
and then this this two-dimensional being is going like how can you know all of this are you god and
you're like no i'm just in another another dimension so it very well may be that a lot
of these experiences i've heard so many stories from people who say they've heard a voice coming
from inside their body that that's like it may be something like that do we know what the pulse the low frequency pulses
in havana are some people say they're fake okay but maybe that's it maybe maybe the international
interdimensional beings just got wi-fi and now they're just blasting us and we're like ah my
brain that'd be actually kind of funny if that were true the humming you're hearing is that is
like a 17 year old interdimensional being playing Call of Duty or whatever they would call it in their dimension.
Oh, is that why people's ears ring constantly sometimes?
Some people get tinnitus.
That's probably what that is.
It's the aliens.
That's right.
You're welcome.
I got to read this one from Real Hydro because we know we love you, man.
He says, I agree, Tim.
You guys do have the brain and IQ of chickens.
Finally, we can agree on something.
You may just have something, Tim.
Oh, hydro.
I appreciate it.
That was a really good one.
I had to read it.
Yep.
The brain and IQ of chickens.
Respect it.
That was good.
Coming from the guy
who dumps money on the show
to rag on it,
but, you know, respect.
I appreciate the super chats.
I mean, you're saying
the things you don't like about us
and you're giving us money
and that one was really good.
Credit where credit is due.
Grofty then follows up with ba-ba-ba-bock.
Nice.
Not relevant says some notable Luke isms.
Exacerbated.
Digilance.
Possibility.
Tentacles.
Metamal.
Amazing. Tentacles, metamol, dergatory, revelance, teething,
explanation,
turmoil, perculire,
$130,000
$136,000
And nuclear!
I'm creating my own language, guys.
You guys are catching me in what
I'm doing here.
Love it.
So what?
What can you say? english is not your first
language yeah it's not good respect it all right guardsman says i asked a local dentist about
fluoride in our water he doesn't know doesn't know about any mind control stuff but he does
know that cavity appointments dropped off almost entirely when they did fluoride does help your
teeth as far as i know that doesn't mean you should swallow it yeah the ingestion yeah or bathe in it in fact you have to go to the poison control center or
something or like a hospital if you get too much if you ingest a bunch of toothpaste it's like a
warning on it yeah it's bad i'm good so you know what's going on you know youtube is just so slow
it's so annoying i think we got a couple more super chats we can read here.
Let's see.
Reggae Vibe says, look up Liver Eater Johnson, a real cannibal whose story is legendary.
His statue is in Cody, Wyoming.
Oh, I think I heard of that.
For some reason, I think I heard of that.
Hmm.
All right.
What do you got here?
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I don't know if we ever announced that we were building ski bowling.
Did I ever mention that?
Not officially.
Because someone's probably going to do it, but I don't care because I want it to exist.
I want you to imagine this, a bowling lane.
But at the end of that bowling lane is a ski ball target ramp.
So you throw bowling balls, they launch into the air, and then you try and get them into the points.
Yeah, I think that's an awesome idea.
Yeah, so we're actually working on it right now, but we're probably several months out because Freedomistan, the building just got finished.
Woo, finally.
But that just means the outer shell.
So now the internals have finished. Woo, finally. But that just means the outer shell.
So now the internals have to be done, lighting.
And one of those things we want to build is a bowling lane where we can fold down a ramp that serves as a skeeball mechanism.
Do you have to have lighter bowling balls for that? We're going to use probably wood, like a really light wood or plastic, because you don't want to throw a 10 pound bowling ball and slamming into it
but then the idea is if you fold the ramp
back we can actually have pins so you can
actually bowl or you could
ski bowl but I'm like
I'm just saying a ski ball is so much fun
but it's so small I want
full force like 20 mile an hour
just slamming it
now that's probably too fast it'll probably just
smack the top or whatever butming it now that's probably too fast it'll probably just smack the top or
whatever but you could do that ski ball ski ball too yeah it would definitely take a lot of uh
physics experimenting to get that right because yeah would a lighter ball be enough i don't know
it's ski it's it's ski ball so you the lighter ball only has to fall in a hole
sure that's it so uh it's actually not a lot of experimentation.
It's just going to require basic math.
We're going to need someone to just draw out the math and –
And big balls.
Yeah, make big balls.
We need someone who can make really big balls, someone who's got big balls.
So it's basically – look, in skee-ball, if you throw the ball too hard,
it just smacks the top and falls down.
You get nothing.
It'll be the same thing for skeeball, if you throw the ball too hard, it just smacks the top and falls down. You get nothing. It'll be the same thing for skeeballing.
You'll have to learn how to throw it at the right speed to try and launch it into the
targets to get 100 points, 50, 40, 30, 20, or 10.
I'm really excited for skeeballing.
It's going to be really, really fun.
I look forward to those videos for sure.
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Life is a video game, and I feel like this is definitely one of the boxes to check.
Right on.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
Lydia, have you anything to shout out?
I do have a few things to shout out.
My marketing director is telling me to hammer three things.
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It's at Sour Patch Lids, which surprises
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Just a lemonade stand.
There you go.
No,
don't say anything else.
I'm going to have to watch that one.
It's good.
My website is lukeuncensored.com.
If you think I get ridiculous here, just imagine
what I do behind my own private
website where I get to say and do whatever I want.
Videos there almost every single day. A forum,
masterclasses, exclusive merchandise.
I uploaded one of the videos on a
fake YouTube channel. Automatically
taken down. I wonder why. LukeUncensored.com.
See you there. Yeah, see you guys in the chats
this evening. I guess just another chat. The comment
and talk to you later. We will see you all next time i guess we'll have clips up throughout the
weekend and i really got to stress this become a member because tuesday at 7 p.m we are going to
have one of the best cast castle episodes ever we've all been working very very hard on it we've
brought out two really awesome guests of course rusty's here he's going to be a big component of
the new show so we're really excited to have him And we've got another guest I'm not going to name, but you'll figure it out, obviously,
on Monday.
So thanks for hanging out, everybody.
And we'll see y'all on Monday.
Bye, guys.