Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #661 GOP Launches Probe Into Biden Family HUMAN TRAFFICKING Ties w/Landau & Ashley St.Clair

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

Tim, Luke, & Serge join Dave Landau & Ashley St Clair to discuss Joe and Hunter Biden being investigated for human trafficking, Nancy Pelosi stepping down as democratic house leader after GOP midterm win, Ligma & Johnson trolls continuing to fool journalists, new body cam footage revealing Paul Pelosi opened the door for police, Twitter shutting down it's HQ again over fears of internal sabotage, and the Bahamas forcing the FTX CEO to steal assets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. They say there was no red wave. Well, I don't care what they say. I think there was. I mean, the Republicans won 5 million more votes in the popular vote and they won where they need to in the House. Now the Republicans have announced they've launched an investigation of Joe Biden. This is not just of Hunter Biden. It is of the Biden crime family. At least that's what's trending on Twitter. I know it's a little silly because it kind of makes it seem like the Bidens are competent.

But yeah, Joe and Hunter are implicated in a bunch of crimes. The craziest revelation, I suppose, and I guess we kind of knew this, but to hear them say it, the Biden family is implicated in human trafficking. Seriously, this guy's the president. OK, that'll get interesting. So we definitely got to talk about that. But we also need to talk about Nancy Pelosi. She's out. Nancy Pelosi has announced she will not seek the Democratic leadership,

but she's going to stay in Congress for the time being. But basically, nothing. There you go. Bye bye. Nancy Pelosi fired. So, hey, congratulations, midterm. This is what happens when you get your friends, you go out and you vote. Now all you got to do is get ready for that ballot harvesting stuff. Head over to TimCast.com, become a member, support the show directly. We're going to have a members only show coming up for you after the main show ends. So we usually post those around 11 p.m. They're a lot of fun. Not family-friendly. Uncensored. All that good stuff. So don't forget to smash that like button right now. Subscribe to this channel. Share the show if you really do like it. Word of mouth is the most powerful way to overcome the censorship. shit joining us tonight we have two amazing guests we've got ashley st claire hello hello who are you i am uh you know a professional online crap poster um but more importantly yeah i don't want you to get uh nuked online um so but i'm over at the babylon b i do operations over there oh very cool and get in trouble for my tweets it's called the fecal matter

poster i'm a fecal matter poster That's right, that's right. And we also have Dave Landau. Hi, I'm chewing. Why are you chewing? What are you eating? Because I'm professional. Those are Ian's rocks. Don't eat them.

Stop. I thought they were magic. I'm playing Magic the Gathering with his stuff. He's going to start tripping in two minutes. No. Yeah. Oh, there's acid in this. There would be.

There would be. Yeah, I heard him talking about acid with Milo on the show There would be. There would be. Yeah. I heard him talking about acid with Milo on the show the other day. They were having an argument. Yes, Milo just basically told him his brain was broken, and Ian just went, mm-hmm. Yeah, I was like, no, I agree. I've done a lot of acid, and I was like, he's right. They're both right.

Yeah, I mean, he didn't disagree. Also, I'm Serge.com. What's up, guys? How are you? We got Luke. BidenFetterman.com is the website. It's a real website. You could go to it right now.

If you don't, you're a bigot, ableist, and racist. Did you actually get BidenFetterman.com? BidenFetterman.com is an official website filled with memes, filled with Twitter posts, filled with shorts, and filled with this amazing, incredible merchandise. I started a movement a couple months ago, and I have a lot of good allies on my team. First, it's Michael Malice. Then it's MSNBC. This is a movement of the people that cannot be stopped. It's an absolute no-brainer.

Biden-Federman 2024. I can't believe you actually got that website. And the crazy thing is, Biden-Federman 2024 was not available. BidenFederman.com was available. We got it. Check that website out. And by doing so, you support my efforts here. So thank you so much for doing so. BidenFetterman.com was available. We got it. Check that website out. And by doing so, you support my efforts here.

So thank you so much for doing so. BidenFetterman.com. The car salesman slogan is fantastic. It's a no-brainer. It's a no-brainer. All right, let's talk about the, let's talk about the news from Newsweek. From Newsweek, of all sources.

I know. Republicans tie Hunter Biden to human trafficking announced probe. Let me pause right there. They explicitly stated this is an investigation of Joe Biden. So Newsweek, they're talking about it, but they're trying to, you know,

maybe the goal with the article is to be like, it's Hunter, not Joe. Right. But, you know, I'll be specific. They said they were announcing an investigation into Joe. They didn't specifically say Joe Biden was trafficking people, although I think he was with the illegal immigrants. Yes, he was.

Well, OK, never mind. He was. Was this broken by Geek Squad or who did it? Which one? It just depends on the source. Which which was it a computer that was returned? Like, oh, I see. Where did they get the intel? Actually, I think it was some Republicans in Tennessee who filmed the children being trafficked on U.S. military planes around the country by the Biden administration.

Oh, right. I mean, he literally was trafficking children. Oh, good for him. I thought it was the Hunter sex Russian prostitute thing. Oh, no. I mean, yes. I don't mean to not keep it clean for the family friendly people watching.'s just they're called ladies of the night i'm sorry and and you know hunter biden did love ladies of the night particularly from russia which you know a lot of people were

going crazy about specifically speculating that donald trump had relations with in some kind of hotel rooms but but again here we actually have some real life proof of Hunter Biden taking videos and photos of some absolutely crazy behavior that do violate a lot of laws. Lady of the night. I mean, I feel like, you know, it's archaic. Maybe something like adult physical therapist. Lady who puts down a tarp. Yeah. Couch wrecker.

Well, they can work during the day. I mean, I think a lot of these videos of Hunter were, you know. During the day? Yeah. So, you know, just adult physical therapy. We'll just call it that. Some blood into mourning. I mean, literally bleeding.

I love that he vlogged the whole thing, too. The whole thing is well documented. He's like the new David Dobrik. You know, he's an artist. He's ahead of his time. And it's really incredible, you know, the sima taverte that he presented to the general public. Truly an artist of his time. And it's really incredible, you know, the sima-taverte that he presented to the general public.

Truly an artist of our time. My favorite is the M&M photo. If you haven't seen the M&M photo, he was measuring a member of his

with M&Ms. Yep. What? And Hunter took a picture of it. I don't want to look at those pictures. And he was using mini M&Ms.

It's the best. I was like, this is going to be my wallpaper. Yeah, he did. Okay, well, let's see what they're talking about. Well, they're specifically looking into a number of charges. They're looking to see if they could charge him with conspiracy or defrauding the United States, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violation of the Foreign Corruption Practices Act, violation of the Victims of Trafficking

and Violence Protection Act of 2000, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. Those are the charges. Those are what they're looking into. Joe? I think Hunter and Joe, since this Newsweek article,

this Newsweek article talks about how they had bank accounts that were commingled together. They obviously also shared phone numbers. They obviously also were in business together. It's pretty clear. No matter how many times Joe Biden tries to deny this, it's very clear that there was a lot of communication,

a lot of back and forth business dealings, a lot of Air Force Two, a lot of lucrative contracts in Ukraine and in China that he was not supposed to get that he got, along, of course, with his vlogging of smoking crack, being with ladies of the night, and having firearms everywhere. One firearm that he left outside of a school zone, which he got in trouble for.

In a trash can. In a trash can. Thank you. At least he tried to hide it. I just want to simplify this. The way George tried to hide a cannoli on Seinfeld. I just want to simplify this for everybody really quick. Outside of all of this, I'm sure there's going to be a bunch of people on the left or, you know, Democrats desperately trying to defend Joe being like, this is nonsense. It's fake news.

It's so preposterous. But they shared bank accounts. And right there is the morsel of whoa, whoa, whoa. Because let me tell you something. I tried to buy my mom like a toaster. And my account is like, you can't do that. Like you cannot have like, you give something to somebody, it is a gift, it is tracked, it goes towards that. If you share a bank account, you're making it like basically impossible to track how much you're giving to another person. There's no circumstance where I guess if if Joe Biden and Hunter Biden were both officers of a corporation or something like that, and they both had executive access to a bank account, that could make sense. But hey,

hold on there a minute. That would mean that Joe Biden lied and was directly involved in business with his son. Otherwise, it just sounds like some weird, at the very least, tax evasion or income commingling, which is already a problem. Well, the human trafficking is definitely related to the ladies of the night. He bought a lot of them, and especially from Eastern Europe. Who knows? Some people might speculate that he was Swalwelled. That's also another possibility here, but that charges alone.

He was picking them like he was picking them out like it was a wendy's menu he was saying i don't like this one you know take the lettuce off of that one he really was picking he was picking them out on these text messages it was well documented yeah but i do want to say you said the left is going to come out and say it's not true i don't know that they're going to say much of anything to be honest yeah i think they're just going to ignore it because that's what they do when these things come out, that there's a mountain of evidence. They just ignore it.

They didn't really sound like spies, though, did they? Well, who knows? There were a lot of them. Yeah, exactly. How much intel are you going to get with really just a half hour each? Yeah, but the caveat here, at least we give big tech social media

something to censor in the future. Just like the Hunter Biden laptop story, at least now we're going to have the censors at facebook and twitter and instagram busy with more work so at least you know they're going to have something to do i hear you but i'm actually kind of optimistic you know facebook came out and said they're not going to be fact checking trump's campaign because he's running or something like that elon musk buys twitter so i'm kind of like i think i think maybe they they you know the the the extremists shot their shot and they can't keep that up.

At a certain point, you're trying to hold back a river and the dam bursts. You know, they censor everything. We all know the scandal of the Hunter Biden laptop censorship. They can't pull that off again. I mean, can they? Well, it's filled with everything he just said. So if they can bring on the charges, I mean, yes. But look, with Republicans controlling the House,

if all we get is Nancy Pelosi is fired and they launch this investigation, this investigation alone is going to make it impossible. YouTube took down C-SPAN videos of Rand Paul talking because he said a naughty name. No. Now, if they're all saying it, they can't just, if YouTube started banning C-SPAN outright,

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Well, C-SPAN after dark's pretty hot. I hope they do a J6 trial for this, you know, a J6-style investigation. They should do the whole nine. They should put the Hunter Biden laptop contents on the screen for the whole world to see. I don't know about that. It's never going to happen on C-SPAN.

Absolutely. It's all there. It's all vlogged by Hunter Biden on crack. It's all there. That's a lot to see, though. My favorite C-SPAN after dark was when all the Democrats called in saying they were quitting the party. Do you guys remember that? That was crazy. It was a few years ago. But it was just like, I remember pulling the video up and pressing play. And it was just a guy being like, I don't know what they're doing. They lost

their minds. I'm voting Republican now. And I'm like, wow. But there's also a possibility that we might find something even more sinister. I think there's a big probability for this as well, because when we look at what's been happening throughout the last few years, the FBI knew a lot of this was happening. They had the laptop. They had could essentially be something that will shock the American public to the point where there's no returning from it. And I think there's a possibility of that happening. Maybe the game is to slow roll it to the point where everyone's heard a little bit without getting shocked too much. So when they finally come out and admit it, everyone's going to be like, well, yeah, dude, we know. Well, they also raided Giuliani's house. And he's like, it's right here. And they're like, no, we came for everything else.

Yep. Yeah. He had the laptop. He had the Hunter Biden laptop with the weird photos of the children. Yeah. Let's be honest here. It's not just Hunter, though. Sorry.

It would have been funny if they arrested Giuliani for possession. Yeah. They're like, oh, you got those images. But you got it. Yeah. It's like, oh, but you got it. Yeah, it's on you. It's not just Hunter, though. It's also, I mean, that whole family's disturbed. All of his children are very disturbed.

They blew off... The diaries are a lot. The Ashley Biden diary was one of the most disturbing things I ever read, and after I read it, I felt bad. Yeah, I have the quote here, but I don't think we could read it online. She was very disturbed. She talks about showering with her father.

That whole family is disturbing. She talked about her grandfather. She talked about how she had to shower at night because she was afraid Biden was going to come into the shower with her. That's literally in there. What if when Biden broke his leg, it wasn't the dog, but his granddaughter? Or some kind of child fighting back. Be like, no! Could be! Who knows? Nowadays, especially

the island that they all go to, especially since the island closed down, they gotta you know. I think he was probably just fighting back the nurses. He's like, don't put it in again. I'm ready to go. Stop pumping me up. He does have very powdery bones. That man is not filled with calcium. Remember when, during the Alex Jones trial,

the prosecution was like, you think that the powerful global elites are trafficking children? And he goes, what, you mean like Epstein and the deal with the Clintons? And then they made the Thug Life video. Now, if anyone ever brings that up, they're like, oh, you believe some weird conspiracy

about, you know, elites trafficking people. I'll be like, you mean like the investigation the Republicans have open into the Biden family? Like, look, you can call it a conspiracy, but then you got to you have to contend with the fact that the majority of Congress is investigating that. So, yeah, they're a cult. Like, I rewatched that Sam Harris clip where he's like, there is nothing on the Hunter Biden laptop that is bad as Trump University. And I'm like, my guy, there's like illicit pictures of children. You're saying that donald trump

scammed some people out of cash the bidens are implicated in human trafficking sam harris he lost his mind yeah yeah absolutely there you go and and like you compare the two there's no comparison what about trump's stakes not bad actually and you know it's you know it's funny too i remember i wasn't serious well no no look during trump's campaign they were saying that all of his businesses failed and it was the weirdest thing they were like what happened to trump water what happened to trump steaks or trump magazine and i was sitting in trump durell in florida looking at a bottle of trump water with a trump magazine and a menu showing trump steak and i'm like do these people

not understand the companies he started are suppliers for his hotels? Like, he doesn't sell Trump's steak in the grocery store. He's making his own stuff, so he lowers his costs. It's just so insane. And I think out of like 500 businesses, five went bankrupt. And so they're like, look at all those bankruptcies. It's okay, dude.

You believe, Google it. Okay, come on. They don't even do that. No, it at all those bankruptcies. It's okay, dude. You believe fake. Google it. Okay, come on. They don't even do that. No, it's sad. Very sad. When you have other billionaires that were just kind of mad about it because he was president and it was kind of fun to watch them project how angry they were because they didn't think of what happened.

She just had like Mark Cuban like, it's all failed. It's like, you're Mark Cuban. Yeah. Let's talk about this next story. If there's anything good that came out of these midterms, Nancy Pelosi will step down as Democratic House leader. Finally. Oh, yeah.

All right. Pelosi, you're out. You're fired. And okay. She says she wants to make room for the next generation. And it's just as bad. You know, they're the same. Who is it?

Hank Jeffries or something? So I don't know, man. Are you guys? She's fired. Well, she's got to go spend more time at home. bad. They're the same. Who is it? Hank Jeffries or something? I don't know, man. She's fired. She's got to go spend more time at home so Paul stops picking up young men. Is that what he was doing? Well, it's a theory. You don't want to say for sure, but maybe. He got hit with a hammer

by one. I heard. By somebody. Maybe. Possibly. By a man in his underwear. No, no. They changed that story. Oh, really? He wasn't in his underwear. somebody maybe possibly it depends on which underwear yes he may have been no no no they changed that story oh really wasn't in his underwear oh so it's just i think paul was in his underwear actually you bring a feral cat in the house and you want it to be nice but it's got a hammer you know that that that is sad too because i you know i i kind of get it we have bocus he's our cat yeah and he was initially astray and he just he just pisses

all over the floor all the time right Right. And like there's no training him. He'll just like walk and look you in the eyes and just let her rip. So I get it when Paul brings in these guys and he's like a crazy hippie and he's like we're gonna have a good time cracking the head with a hammer. So who was the

third party that opened the door? Didn't it end up being him? Yeah. Yeah. But who was... What were you saying before? There was a young man in his car? So that's what I heard, that when he got arrested for the DUI, there was another man with him. There was a young man with him when he got arrested there.

No DUI. It was dropped. Was it? It was dropped. Yeah, it was. I heard it was dropped. I could be wrong. But that's what he was arrested for, right? He was entertaining a young man?

I don't know what they were doing. Getting away from Nancy. Who caught them wrestling. In their underwear. Yes. It's a very popular sport, you know. A lot of people are doing it. Over a hammer.

It's about time that she left, though. I mean, everything, she was getting pretty incoherent as well. Oh, that's called uh addiction to benzos yeah is that what it is and painkillers she has to be on something she's on everything listen to her when she walks just sounds like she's a drunk right yo for sure i don't know people have said that i mean her husband i think is he got in a car accident well when biden did the speech and then she stood up and was like dancing behind him when he was talking about like people dying and then she realized she was like oh this isn't the part where i celebrate that's when i realized like oh this is just a drunk woman at

a tennis club who doesn't really know where she is like i think the point at which she probably should have retired that's why she started talking like this yeah it's like okay come on so five yeah no i'm not even getting it's like so who's gonna be the next name sorry who's gonna be the next nancy pelosi for them though i think it's this guy hang what's his name hank jeffrey is that his name am i getting his name wrong you guys probably know in the chat i don't know some some election denying far left lunatic whatever he denies the election oh they all do they all they all did i mean like every single democrat denied the election there was a there was a snopes article i said i think it was no i think it's political fact and um i'm not sure who said it might have been uh

lee zeldin or something said that uh democrats have objected or or rejected the the results of every republican president going back like several decades or something and then they were like mostly true mostly true and it's like how is that not true they literally do they get up and they say this is illegitimate there was voters who were disenfranchised or whatever and then we're supposed to just act like they're not lying when they call other people election deniers or something we do at one time and had one party at the capitol and everything. That's what they're waiting for. But that's the thing we're talking about.

11 two is what you're referring to. We were talking about it earlier, you know, that, uh, they just, the left acts like it doesn't happen. If,

if the hundred Biden laptop stuff, it comes out, it's a mountain of evidence. We can all see it. They just plug their, plug their ears, close their eyes and walk away and then say, are you talking about i'm just talking about yep and that's it so uh we're supposed to engage with that i don't know this is why i'm kind of my

attitude has kind of just been like let's perhaps ignore them and let them just play by themselves with dolls in the corner or something i'm with you yeah because they seem when left alone they do a lot of crazy fun stuff that we can just bring up later yeah like fetterman yeah oh yeah we elected frankenstein you know which i'm for by the way i want to say oh you're on the team i am i'm on the team he's getting stronger so i think he's better than oz but that's a different story is it like an accelerationist thing well i mean we i mean i think that's why a lot of people voted for trump in the beginning they're like let the system burn down let it burn down quick might as well put all the crazy people in and you know might as well put

all the incompetent people in there i mean they can't do worse than all the crazy sociopathic people right that's what i'm saying i was saying uh antifa for trump yeah you know i'm telling these people like hey you guys are going out and throwing bricks through windows that's not going to do anything they got insurance it's going to cost them a couple grand they're going to fix it here's what you do vote for trump right now i know trump supporters are like but hold on there a minute trump's going to fix the country sure but that's not what they think they think he's going to burn it down right so just hey vote for him what do you got to lose yeah you're already ruining the country why not it go towards it? It's a sinking ship. Are you going to try to save it? Yeah, come on. Stop it. So, Antifa

for Biden-Fetterman. Well, and you made a great point. Can he drive? We don't know. I don't think Fetterman can drive. I believe they take your license for that. Yes. After you have a stroke in Pennsylvania, they take your license. And that's not being ableist. We're just saying a fact. I mean, a little bit. Like, if you can't drive,

you probably shouldn't be in the Senate. I mean, I don't think Nancy Pelosi can drive, can she? Well, not... Well, her husband definitely can. Well, not after, like... Oh, yeah. Not after, you know, her morning mimosa. Oh, right.

That's what I mean. Basically, she's old and she drinks too much, and so she's probably... She's got someone driving for her. Yeah, she shouldn't drive. Isn't there, like, a law where they take your license after a certain age or something? Yeah, I think... Well, I think... Yeah. They take your license after a certain age or something? Yeah, I think, well, I think, yeah. They take your license after a certain age?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I think it depends on the state. Yeah, it depends on the state. Right, right, right. Florida, you can drive forever. Oh, yeah. Well, that's crazy because a lot of retirees down there, they're not going to entertain people voting away their right to drive or whatever.

But there are a lot of sad stories of people who like their eyesight goes and their reflexes, you know reaction time goes down and then they're driving a car and i don't know and you got a shop well i mean i know i know a crazy story back from my neighborhood of a teenage girl who got hit by an old guy and then he rolls over her stops it panics that he runs something over so he reverses crushed her like a melon oh no if he just went over her she probably would have had severe injuries but he crushed her head and so his all that happened license taken away no jail oh but here here's the issue with with with jail on

that in that circumstance is he of the mind to commit a crime or is he just an old man who should not be driving anymore and so the attitude i guess from law enforcement was he's not a violent criminal who's trying to hurt people he's effectively disabled by age so take his license away he can't drive anymore but he's not going to jail for that is that why none of these politicians go to jail for doing everything they shouldn't they're like they're all we'll give him a pass that's there's no intense they're just crazy you know but that's that that is often it's like well there was no criminal intent so you know no crime committed that's what happens with the human trafficking they're like he didn't know that little rascal yeah yes it was a menendez right he went out with those uh he went he went to that island uh it wasn't epstein island but

remember the story you guys know the story about menendez? With the, like, Eric and the wife? Where was he? Was he in Puerto Rico or something? And he went to some island and there were some ladies, and they were a little bit young, you know, and then he got accused, and the response from his lawyer was, well, it's not illegal where he was. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, technically. He denies it, but the lawyer said, like, even if he did do it,

it's not illegal. Like, he's in a different country. I gotta call my lawyer. Do you? What? Wow, that's disgusting, though. I don't know what, yeah, what are the it's not illegal like he's in a different country you gotta call my lawyer do you what well that's disgusting though i don't know what yeah what are the laws well i guess if you go down to mexico there's other laws you can have donkeys well yeah but there's some states i think where like the age of consent is 16 yeah yeah michigan's one it's right is it really yeah you guys know i grew up there no i did It was a good one to have on the books. When in high school, not as a grown-up.

You're really leaning into this. Dave's really going to have to call his mom. No, I've been married for a long time. You look very cold. I'm really cold. Do you need a jacket? I feel like he has the AC on in here. I think it's actually that nothing's on,

and it's like 30 degrees outside. Yeah. I feel like that's not tenable you do look shaky we've got a like a chihuahua there's a coat right there

that is my coat oh well there you go what is this you know that's the thing about the air conditioning in the office

Luke is over here everybody turn the heat on Luke is in a blanket oh thanks for telling everyone my secret yeah I got a blankie yeah I'll own it

yeah it's cold here I'm actually gonnaie. Yeah, I'll own it. It's cold here. I'm actually going to grab that coat, though. I'm like real cold. It's kind of weird to me. I mean, I guess you're wearing a sweater. Yeah, I just grabbed one from, I don't know where I got it. I don't know why it's cold in here. I think it's because the vent just pulls in air from outside or something.

I think it is just, yeah, if it's cold outside and you don't have anything on. That's what I do to sleep. I like it cold. Let's talk about that. That's interesting. How do you sleep, Tim? I put the AC to 32 degrees. Yeah? A little igloo? Well, so... Pull up a seat and check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer. From roulette to blackjack, watch as a dealer hosts your table game and live chat with them throughout your experience to feel like you're actually at the casino.

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When he found out, he came in with thugs, threw the chemicals and everything, splashed on me, and now I have to live in freezing temperatures, otherwise I'll die. Nice. Yeah. I once broke out of prison, but Batman stopped me.

That's cool. That's what Tim is trying to do now, keep us all frozen so we stay on the show forever. I can't believe we're still talking about this. I'm mexican that swam here in the last movie can we oh man we got to talk about black panther yes so before before the show i was talking like no one here saw wakanda forever and i was explaining how the villain is a is a basically a mexican guy who breaks into wakanda bypassing their wall by going through the river and they have to defeat him by drying him off yep like i'm sorry if that was a big spoiler.

I don't know. But just like, it's been a week now, and it was, you know... Well, and specifically, his back goes into flames, you said? They have to dry him off, and then the final move is they dry his back off. Yeah, that's killing an Asian with a hard math problem.

It's just racist. I was sitting there watching this movie like, yo, woke people. Let's talk about that later let's talk about okay i don't want to offend the crowd because big wakanda fans oh i know i know um i i'm gonna have to ask that brianna joy gray issues an apology for this one do you all know the legend of ligma and johnson ligma and johnson were two individuals who went to twitter hq and walked out carrying boxes and then started telling reporters that they had been fired and their names were like rahul ligma and like daniel johnson or something get it ligma johnson and so uh the media got

hoaxed elon musk invited them back in to the uh actually i think i i have the tweet right here is it right here yeah elon Elon Musk invited them back to Twitter HQ saying, welcoming back Ligma and Johnson. And then, this is a clip from The Hills Rising. Please listen. I mean, what do you think this is about? Is it because he has created such a poor working environment,

has ruined the relationship between him and his employees so much that he's not able to do the job? Because I saw him, he was tweeting out pictures of him standing with two employees who had fired prematurely and then rehired with his arms around them kind of like hey i know i i shouldn't admit to my mistakes it seems like he's in a desperate situation where he's realizing he actually needs somebody and the single genius myth is just that a myth and he actually needs these employees to work for him. And the employees didn't look so happy in that photograph, I've got to say. I mean, I don't know what, this is Robbie.

Robbie, how? Daniel, one of the hoaxsters, says, how are we still tricking journalists? How is this still happening? Yeah, he's like, I'm not sure. Harry Balzania was also there. And she's, I think that she's also just saying, like, fired early. Who's writing it and doesn't know that? This is amazing.

I love how condescending she is. She's like, he thinks he's a genius. Look how stupid he is. And The Hill's, like, not the worst. Well, I feel for all of it. The Hill Rising used to be Crystal in Saga. Right. And now it's Brianna Joy Gray and Robbie Suave. Well, I fell for all of it. The Hill Rising used to be Crystal and Sagar. And now it's Brianna Joy Gray and Robbie Suave.

I feel like these individuals probably don't read. No, and that's the problem with a lot of the media and a lot of these journalists now is they're not really journalists. They're like commentators on what's hot and commentating on this photo that Elon Musk posted. It's very pop culture-y. It's not actual news. She said she saw the photo. Okay, right?

Yeah. She said that? Yeah. The photo says Ligma and Johnson on it. Yes. So she read that. And then said it's gotta be... It went over her head.

Yeah, poor lady. Wow! The poor woman. Ligma Johnson! Come on. This is a family-friendly show here. What do you mean, Tim? What are you trying to say here?

I'm trying to say that 12-year-olds are the ones who are pushing this joke. Yeah. Literally. That's unreal. Maybe that's how it went over her head, but like... She bought it, hook, line, and stinker. Yeah. This is the modern state of... Yes. Sorry. That. Yeah. This is the modern state of...

Yes. Sorry. That's embarrassing. This is the modern state of media, I guess. This is sad. It's sad. It's sad. Yeah.

And she did a whole piece on it. Oh, man. She was so proud of herself, too. She was so emboldened. Have they apologized? She woke up and read that, and she's like, what an idiot. This Ligma Johnson guy. They didn't look happy in the photo.

Yeah, I think, who is this? Is this Ligma? That's Ligma. That's Ligma. Does it say Ligma on it, actually? He looks like a Ligma. Yeah, he is. The other guy looks like a Johnson.

Yeah, Daniel. He's got name tags, Rahul and Daniel. And that's Rahul, Ligma, and Daniel Johnson. He doesn't look happy. Rahul Johnson doesn't sound right. No, right. Yeah, it doesn't. Rahul Ligma seems. Rahul Ligma. Ligma and Daniel Johnson. He doesn't look happy. Rahul Johnson doesn't sound right. No, right. Yeah, it doesn't. Rahul Ligma seems.

Rahul Ligma. Ligma and Johnson. The media got hoaxed the first time. Elon, this is the craziest thing. It's like the people who like what Elon Musk is doing understand the memes, the jokes, the laughing. I don't get it. Right. We talk about Nancy Pelosi. We talk about hunter biden the laptop

we know all of these things how i don't how do we know these things and okay you know i'm going to stress this point the left and the right is not political at all it is knowledge and ignorance if you are stupid and not paying attention, you'll find yourself on the left. If you are interested and inquisitive, you'll find yourself on the right. And I'm not saying that if you're inquisitive,

all of a sudden you're like, I'm pro-life. No, you might end up being someone who's like, actually, I am pro-choice, but yeah, Biden's crooked. Not your right wing now. I'm still laughing

because this is not the first time the corporate media made such mistakes. And again, we have to remember, remember according to youtube these are the authoritative sources we got to believe them no matter what we got to elevate them over everyone else do you remember the the something long uh airplane crash that happened that's great and they literally holy fuck and bang ding oh literally on asian flight 214 that literally went down we had ktvu a local news broadcast go on national television and say that the four pilots or all of

those names in unison right there so so so again this should be a a big reality check to to a lot of people especially to the you know the fact checkers that that again the corporate media gets it wrong they get it wrong a lot a lot of people make mistakes but they're never really held accountable for it but at least we can laugh at them so at least we still got that i was watching the ftx commercial with larry david have you guys seen it no you know with all the news on ftx going on i started like digging into it and i watched the commercial with Larry David. And basically, it goes back to ancient times.

And there's a guy with a wheel. And Larry David's standing there. He's like, what is it? And he's like, it's a wheel. He's like, what does it do? And he's like, it rolls. And he goes, so does a bagel. It's stupid.

Then it shows him with a woman. And she's pouring it. And she's like, it's coffee. And he drinks it. And he goes, oh, it's terrible. And the gag was, he was against all good things. And then one of the scenes is he's with the founding fathers. And then they're like, they have the Declaration of Independence.

And he goes, what do you mean? Everyone gets to vote. And they're like, yes, everyone goes, even the stupid people. And they're like, yes. And he goes, no. And he tries to rip up the Declaration of Independence. But that was the one moment where I was like, well, I don't agree with tearing up the Declaration of Independence, certainly, but he brings up a good point about stupid people voting.

It is a problem, and it needs to be addressed somehow. No, it absolutely is true. It's gotten us here. Maybe it just has to go back to the landowning men. I'm sorry to say. I was going to say, I think it's when we started letting women vote that things started going south. Well, women can own land. The ladies.

You heard him. That's right. We have a sponsor that allows... I can own one foot? And you're a lady of Scotland. And then you get to vote because you own land. What kind of property rights do I have to it, though? Are people allowed to trespass on my one foot of land there? Probably not.

I don't know. You put a fence around it yeah you could you could put a tree as long as it doesn't grow that big it's a square that actually would be really cool to put a fence around it and like keep outside yeah we talked about this before like do you get do you get the air rights too like how high up and do you get the mineral rights like you get you you bring on a truck and just go straight down like three miles through your one square foot. You just have a Gatling gun that shoots into the sky 24-7. Yeah. Okay.

About stupid people voting. It is a problem. Yeah. What do you do? That's why I don't vote. That's a good. Right. Sure.

I get ahead of it. Yeah. We could put Biden and Fetterman in. Yeah, that's right i want to meet betterman voters though i really do i want to meet the people who actually just like him i'm just imagining like going to the town he was mayor of and it's just literally everyone looks like like him it's the same it's all six foot five bald with a bulge on their neck the women look like him the men look like yeah the same radiation water has turned them all have you played fallout 3 yes so you know the super mutants they're all basically identical

that's true all right well people who know the game are like that's a fair point right even the women yeah so basically in the game like the male and female super mutants are just big frankenstein looking monsters yes that's incredible yes that's the that's the better man so uh what should we do? Starship Troopers? Service Guaranteed Citizenship? IQ tests. No.

IQ tests? I don't know. Those can be wrong. And it's not so much about that. Dave's like, mine was low. I want a redo. I don't think 48's low. You can be, look, I know people.

I can open Tupperware. I know people with high IQs. You can be, look, I know people. I can open Tupperware. I know people with high IQs. You give them a puzzle, they'll solve it. You ask them, did Joe Biden engage in a quid pro quo? They say no. So like IQ isn't really. No, I'm not being serious about that. But I think it all comes down to the media, though.

It comes down to them talking about Legma and Johnson. You think skin color, is that what you're driving at? It comes down to them talking about Legma and Johnson and that most people aren't that stupid, but it's what they're being fed. I think they are that stupid, though. Like, that lady is that stupid. Like, she has to talk about it. I looked at that for two seconds and was like, yeah, it's Ligma and Johnson. And then she went and did a piece on it.

It never occurred to her it's crazy. No, like okay so lick my johnson the guy's like go on like the other guy might have known and was just enjoying suave we've had him on the show before and i'm just like i don't understand why didn't robby and meet robbie immediately go like are you talking about robbie yeah he's usually good too he might have done it on purpose he's like he's like he's uh um he's of the libertarian sect that somehow often is like pro-government i guess that's such a weird yeah isn't it bipolar way of life yeah that's enough yeah yeah it doesn't make sense yeah i don't know it's it's it's you know he often has takes that are like in line with the establishment and people are like what are you talking about like you know? But I think it's like whatever the libertarian group was

before the Mises caucus took over, the Mises guys are more pragmatic. Before that, I think they called them the pragmatists or something, and they're typically just like, I don't know, libertarian, even if it supports an establishment narrative or something. Can we make Ligma Johnson a lord? Yeah. Lord Ligma Johnson.

Can I buy it to make yeah yeah wow can we have lady ligma johnson there you go yeah lady ligma and lord johnson yeah we could have yeah lord ligma johnson and lady lingus well i can only say right now i'm pretty sure they're very happy they sponsored the show because like they're probably getting dozens of orders for Ligman Johnson. They just own a giant part of Scotland now. That's the Ligman Johnson forest. So right now there's 48,000 people watching and I'm just imagining

48,000 square feet of Lord Ligman Lord Johnson owned land in Scotland. I'm not discouraging this at all. I want to see the land first. I want to make sure it's real first. But otherwise, you know, there's a lot of other candidates that we could go

with. You know, there's Willie Stroker. There's Harry, you know, last name Cox. So we could keep going here. But my favorite thing, one of my favorite things was a skit by Australian comedians that booked the ticket. And they booked it for a guy named Terry, last name Wrist. And a second passenger was called Al.

And then the last name was Kata. And they literally missed their flight. So over the speakers in the entire airport, like, excuse me, we're looking for Terry Wrist and Mr. Al Kata to please go to gate 14. You're about to miss your flight, Mr. Terry Wrist and Al Kata, please come to gate 14. You're about to miss your flight.

It was a hilarious skit. One way to LaGuardia. Hilarious, hilarious skit idea by comedians there i forgot exactly who the group was uh but they were they were like absolute geniuses they also faked the motorcade um so it would i'm gonna try to remember it would be cool actually like even if you know it wasn't the lordship thing that we just got like a hundred thousand people to pitch in 10 bucks to buy a forest and create the ligma johnson forest i'm in we should do it we should start the ligma johnson foundation

and have ligma johnson everywhere can we seriously can we save an animal and then have like an anteater and it'll be the ligma johnson it'll be the song. It's in the forest. It's here. We'll be able to sponsor a portrait. I, okay, we should set up a crowd fund to just use the money to buy property, buildings, donate to a hospital, the Ligma Johnson wing. Yeah. This is, we're talking about stupid people voting and we're sitting here like,

oh, we're going to name stuff Ligma Johnson. It would be great though if this went too far. I agree. I absolutely agree. We got to have the small victories, you know? Exactly. Everything's doomed. Everything's horrible.

But at least we get to have Ligma Johnson. I will. What if there's someone who actually is named Ligma Johnson, and he's listening to this this and he's just like... Guys, this has been a hard road for me. Why don't we just start a new political party? Right? Maybe we need to make some products.

You know? An energy drink? Yeah, Ligma Johnson's. Yeah, Ligma Johnson's... Underwear? Don't even be creative about it just gas station um dr ligma johnson's vitality formula that's better yeah testosterone yeah and then we'll like we'll put a fake thing on it where it's like in 1803 dr ligma johnson created this you know formula drink to

revitalize men yep and then grow your hair back and it'll give you a nice uh package it's an extent this is very important news we're covering today i guess i hope everybody knows that this is all going to be real this is exactly This is exactly what they covered, though, Tim. This is the news they cover. And speaking of covers, condoms. Ligma Johnson condoms. Oh, that's not a bad idea. Flavors? There you go.

What's the least appropriate product we could make that shouldn't be named Ligma Johnson? Ice cream? Pacifiers? Ice cream? Yeah, yeah. Pacifiers? Oh, no. ice cream pacifier ice cream yeah yeah i was gonna say lollipops but man you take it to another level jesus that is a good one though can we start a company called ligma

and johnson and then just basically whatever we name the product it'll say under it you know ligma johnson yeah little r at the end. Yeah. You know, and like, it'll be like an accursive L and accursive J. Yeah. Parody on Johnson & Johnson. You're going to get sued by Johnson & Johnson.

Yeah, it's just a, it's a vaccine. You're like, what's it a for? I don't know. I really like the idea of like creating a forest preserve. I really do. And then people go on Google and they zoom in. Like, it's going to be 200 years later. And there's going to be some dude driving around with his wife and they're like let's go to a park and they pull up their map app in their virtual space or whatever

it is and they're like oh ligma johnson lookout and then they're going to pull up and they're like what a great view and they're you know they're going to look up on on whatever the future wikipedia is like the history of ligma johnson named because a bunch of people on a podcast rallied a bunch of people to take an internet meme about licking someone's genitals and turning it into a property. And they did. But in the year,

like 3050, it'll be like the most quaint story imaginable because everybody's just garbage. I think a more practical idea. I was going to say something inappropriate, but, but would actually be maybe just a journalism award. You get the Ligma Johnson Journalism Award

for actually getting things right and not being as ridiculous and dumb as the corporate media. $10,000 prize. Oh, that's a good point. I like that. Exactly. Yeah, turn it. Yeah, twist it.

So instead of standing for some ignorant corporate media trash, you actually support real journalism. And she has to present it to you? Until the day she dies? Now, what's the statue going to be? That's the real question. A tongue like a Rolling Stone logo? The Ligma Johnson Award

for Outstanding Performance in the Field of Excellence. Yes, I like that. Yeah, there you go. Imperfection. It comes with a $10,000 cash prize. And the reason for that is, who would say no? If you get up on stage and accept the award and give a speech, we will write you a check.

Congratulations. I like it. Okay, maybe $1,000. I don't actually give them money. Yeah, so like $1,000, and then a percentage of that has to go to fund a forest called Lake McJohnson. That's an interesting conundrum. That's what we all win. How many bad journalists would be like, well, and then a percentage of that has to go to fund a forest called Lake McJohn's. That's an interesting conundrum. How many bad journalists would be like, well, I do want the money? Well, you probably have Brian Stelter every year walking up.

No, I mean, he got fired, so. Oh, that's true. He's at Harvard now for some reason. He's not a journalist anymore. He's at Harvard? Yeah, they took him to Harvard. I guess he teaches class on how not to be gay in public. Well, he teaches people how to

be bad at his job i guess yeah it's kind of amazing that you can be fired and get a job at harvard it is amazing yeah it's probably because you know well good for whatever the world is now good for him i guess he's a real kind of a croc guy let's let's let's go back let's let's go back to the paul pelosi thing because i did have this story pulled out check this out from the post millennial body cam footage shows paul pelosi opened the door for cops contradicting biden doj quote two officers opened the door to see the foyer of the pelosi residence mr pelosi wearing a long sleeved shirt to pap in shorts running shoes and a sweatshirt and to pap and mr pelosi jointly gripping a hammer okay wait what pelosi opens the door and then walks over or something.

He opened the door for the cops. So there you go. Reports emerged from the body camera footage captured by police that they went in and 42-year-old DePapp allegedly assaulted Paul, blah, blah, blah. Spoke with the source familiar with the Pelosi investigation who personally viewed body camera video recording of officers. And the body camera video shows Paul Pelosi opened the door for police despite the DOJ saying otherwise. Now, why would the DOJ lie about this? Now, we did cover this yesterday. But the reason I wanted to bring it back up is now we have more people covering the story. But we also have this from the Daily Mail. Suspended NBC News correspondent Miguel Almaguer breaks cover from his $5 million L.A. home and hops in Porsche to pick up flowers as controversy grows over his report on Paul Pelosi's hammer attack.

Yo, how does this guy have a $5 million house and a Porsche? Whoa. Anybody? We're in the wrong business. No, we're in the business. What are you talking about? We're in the wrong business. No, we're in the business. What are you talking about? We're not chills, though. Also, it's important to note,

this guy hasn't tweeted since being suspended. So he hasn't publicly talked about after he got in trouble for what was clearly reporting on something that actually did happen after, of course, listening to police officers and reporting what police officers told to him. He was suspended after reporting. He got suspended.

He got in trouble for reporting on the initial claim that now NBC is reporting and other news organizations are reporting and now that there's allegedly, you know, dash cam and police footage of some. So he told the truth and then he got in trouble for doing so. And now he has to bring Paul Pelosi flowers?

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with iGaming Ontario. How does this guy have enough money for this? Like, it's kind of crazy. I'm sorry. I know the salaries of journalists. Something here is weird. But he, I mean, he didn't just buy it, right? That's true.

His family's, I mean, it is true that journalists typically come from wealthy families. Could have money. Could also. Maybe from wealthy families. Yeah. Could have money. Could also. Maybe he invested well. Yeah. Sure. He could have gotten, you know, $2 a word for an article once and really put that into

FXT. Sold just in time. A $5 million house. That's crazy. Well, what do you think is going on? What's your. I have no idea. I just think it's kind of weird.

I mean, this whole story is insane. Well, in LA, that's just garbage. I mean, actually. Yeah, $ this whole story is insane. Well, in L.A., that's just garbage. I mean, actually. Yeah, $5 million. Yeah. For real, though, depending on where you are. Yeah. But, you know, people who live there.

It's a one-bedroom in Compton. Wow. $5 million. Maybe. But probably not something really big in the nicer areas. It's two in the hills. I think Hassan has a $5 million house in the L.A. area, right? Yeah.

What a good little socialist he is. Yeah. Well, he deserves it. It's a nice area la gorgeous here's a guy who now by all accounts appears to have accurate accurately reported some weird goings on with paul pelosi he gets suspended we don't know why they're not explaining themselves The story's being corroborated. Turns out it was likely true. The dude who reported it is unnaturally wealthy. I mean, look, if you were a cop and you were investigating something like this, you'd be like,

how does a guy who is like a journalist afford all of these things? Sure, I mean, maybe he comes from a rich family or something like that. I just think it's kind of weird. Why would the police investigate him for being wealthy though i'm not i'm not saying him i'm saying like if you're if you're if you're a doctor

and then and you're wearing gold chains and living in a 10 million dollar house what's wrong with that they're gonna be like them this guy doesn't have that you know like something doesn't add up here he's selling oxys for sure right no. No, exactly. They're going to be like, something's going on. And so I'm kind of like, hey, this is kind of weird. I don't trust these people. I think the whole thing's a racket anyway. You'd be surprised how much money journalists do make to a certain degree. Oh, at NBC too. Yeah, but this is just.

And who's his wife? Probably someone in the White House. Oh, there you go. That explains it, I guess. He drives a $134,000 car, has a $5 million gated home in Studio City, California. Ooh, okay. I don't know why you'd want that. I agree.

Just in that area, it just seems like a good way to die. Hey, that's literally where I'm moving. Having a really expensive house. Yeah, yeah. No, I lived in L.A. for a long time, and it's just like, ugh. Yeah, hey. I mean, I used to love it. Yeah, totally.

It was great 20 years ago. Yeah? But not now, huh? No, just a in L.A. for a long time, and it's just like, ugh. I mean, I used to love it. It was great 20 years ago. But not now, huh? No, just a lot of tents. Yeah, a lot of tents. It's really sad, really. It's like there used to be that little area that was Skid Row, and then it's just all the L.A. now. Greater Skid Row.

Yeah, it's so sad. It was that one block downtown, and then just... Now it's all of downtown. I know, it's crazy. Did you guys see Nancy Pelosi won her district? district it was like 81 to like 19 or something something like really yeah and it's crazy to me because i'm like you'd think the 12th time you stepped in human feces you'd be like i'm not voting for this yeah just in your driveway right but but yeah there's like a video of a woman taking a dump in the middle like in the middle like a residential street yeah and people

are like well there you go i was in uh i was in la and some woman walked into the middle of the street and this was not in a bad area and she just pulls her pants off takes them off squats in the middle of the street and just lets it go and i was like oh that's california for you this was this was a while ago this was like seven years ago were people clapping and saying how brave she was no people were kind of running oh really yeah they were like like not running running like speed walking with like a little hustle to get into the store to like get away from it you know was she wearing a mask no no this was way way before the pandemic oh and there was uh and then like i'm walking and i was like oh well you know there you go that's that's los angeles and i looked to my right and there was

just like maybe like seven or eight morbidly obese homeless people. And I just thought to myself, like, man, we got fat homeless people. We have fat starving people in America. Isn't that crazy? Are they really starving, though? What do you mean by that? Malnutrition. They have so much crap in their bodies that they're actually starving, but they're morbidly obese at the same time.

Isn't that the majority of Americans, though? Yeah, like every time I look in the mirror, friend. 40% of Americans, I think, are obese. Yeah, and that number rises very quickly. I mean, that's really got to be throttled. It's really bad. Yeah. And it's only going to get worse.

I'm looking at Miguel, and it looks like he always was a career journalist, and it looks like he got the money from NBC News from his career there. So they probably have been paying him a lot. He's been working in journalism since 2000. And I think the main takeaway here is that he's been very quiet. He hasn't tweeted since being suspended. And the fact that NBC News retracted the official story here, which now is correct, really is the big story here, really is very telling here. Because I think there's a reason Miguel's not speaking out because he could say,

hey, I did my job. I got the story right. I said it first. And I think it's maybe something similar to what happened with ABC News and Amy, what's her name? Robichosh? Roback.

Roback. Roback. Roback. Roback with Project Veritas that exposed her when she did a good story on Jeffrey Epstein saying that she had Bill Clinton, she had all the politicians, and they, of course, axed and deleted that story and made

sure that it never saw the day of light. There's probably something else more sinister here, because again, rich people, the most powerful people in the world, one, have a bunch of security around them. So this whole story doesn't make sense just on that, just one aspect of it. But again, as I mentioned yesterday, I'm sick of speculating what happened here. I'm just going to imagine the worst possible thing. And they were sacrificing babies and doing horrible things to them. Well, prove me wrong. Show me evidence.

Otherwise, they were sacrificing babies. Let's try this one on this story about this Almaguer guy. If we're going to assume the worst, then it's NBC News pays this man an exorbitant amount of money so that he lies on TV. And then he doesn't question it because he doesn't want to lose the big cash. That's called the job of an anchor.

That's what they all get paid to do. And the other thing is, he's got a $5 million home. He might be staying quiet because he knows that, you know, especially since he's kind of vindicated now, he might be able to sue them for wrongful termination.

I don't think they're going to fire him. Well, he's suspended. Yeah, but with pay. Oh, is he just suspended? Look, I'm willing to bet they went to him and said, hey, look, it's a bad time for this story because the midterm's coming up, so just lie low for a bit and we'll give you a bonus.

Yeah, if you're making that kind of money, they're not just going to suspend you and expect you not to say anything, and he's got to be getting money if he's not tweeted. I've told this story before, how I was like, when I worked at Fusion, and I said, hey, I don't want to be here anymore, and they were like, well, you're under contract, and I was got to be getting money if he's not tweeted i've told this story before how i was like when i worked at fusion and i said hey i don't want to be here anymore and they were like well you're under contract and i was like well this is stupid and then a few months later they gave me a call and they deposited tens of thousands of dollars in my bank account and

then i was like yeah i still don't want to be here and they're like oh and then a few months later like okay your contract is up you can leave and i was like bye i mean the majority of journalists i mean a lot of them have substance abuse problems a A lot of them that I've personally met and hung out with, especially one year, I got really hammered with the White House press corps. All of them depressed as hell. All of them are like, yeah, I just got a family. I got bills to pay. I want to make sure that my kids go to a good school. They give me a script.

I read it. That's it. And I think it's more clearer by the day that they're just doing the bidding of the special interest of the powerful people of the Pelosi's that at the end of the day dictate what the people get to know about because this story clearly highlights how they covered up key facts and evidence of what actually happened here just to make themselves look better, just to cover up the truth from the general public. And until I see videos, until I see actual actual evidence there's no reason to give the government and these people the benefit of the doubt always think the worst i you know i was thinking because someone super

chatted about ligma johnson and i'm just thinking if we if we started a political party yeah like if that was on the ballot a lot of people would be like, yup. And they might just meme a Ligma Johnson candidate into like the libertarians have been trying so hard to get a candidate in Congress. But if you put Ligma Johnson, a lot of people are probably going to be like, it's a, it's a protest to vote. Can we tell Dave Smith to change his name legally right now?

Dave, you're listening to me right now, please. I get 10% on this idea. Change your name legally right now to Ligma Johnson. I love Dave. I would vote for him in a heartbeat, but if we do Ligma Johnson,

that man is going to be president. If he legally changes his name to Ligma Johnson and the American people see it on the ballot box in 2024, there's no doubt that American people will go for it. No doubt. No, no, I'll tell you this. With mail-in voting, I guarantee you, if you go, like, so look, what is it, you know, 40%

or 50% of people don't vote? Yes. You go to the door and you'd be like, hey, did you vote? They'd be like, dude, I don't care about that. Yeah, but you can vote for Ligma Johnson. They're going to be like, for real? And you'd be like, yeah, dude, look, it says Ligma Johnson. They're going to be like, done. That's the independent vote? That's the vote of the people who don't vote? That's the vote of the stoners?

That's the vote of the Ians? That's the vote of the Lukes? That's the vote of the people? That't vote that's that's the vote of the stoners that's the vote of the ians that's the vote of the luke's that's the vote of the people that's the populist working class right there that's going to be like absolutely we need this change dramatically i'm sick of the two-party duopoly i'm sick of the bidens the trumps i'm sick of all that ligma johnson 2024 i actually have a shirt that says ligma johnson 2024 but that's a separate issue i i think it's something that we could really... And then Dave Smith changes his name to Ligma Johnson. Seriously, Dave. If you go to a football tailgate

to get those votes, if any... There's so many places you could go. You're just getting high fives. Banners, blips everywhere. Ligma Johnson everywhere. Ligma Johnson's getting checked.

I could see it, man. Remember when Dee's Nuts got all those votes? Yes. See? Yes. Trump would have a meltdown, too, if Ligma Johnson

actually started... That guy, Legma Johnson, don't know who he is. Don't know why he's taking all these votes. Not a very nice name. Not very nice at all. Yeah, but does it take away from, you know, if you were to actually

just get people to vote for Dave Smith, I guess, or something? It's idiocracy. We might as well meet people where they're at, right? We might as well just go there. Why not, right? We might as well just go there. Why not, right? What else are we going to do?

Okay, well, you know, I couldn't help but bring up the Ligma Johnson thing again because it's just more interesting. But we have the story from Postmillennial. This is just happening now. Breaking news. Twitter temporarily closes office buildings, suspends employee access. On Thursday, it was revealed that Twitter had temporarily closed its office buildings

and suspended access badges. The offices are expected to reopen Monday, November 21st, giving Elon Musk and his team a chance to sort things out. Sort what out? No details as given why. They just basically shut down? We're hearing this is because Elon Musk and his team are terrified employees are going to sabotage the company. Also, they're still trying to figure out which Twitter workers they need to cut access for. Schiffer reported that employees were being told to continue to comply with company policy

by refraining from discussing confidential company information on social media with the press or elsewhere. This is interesting. Elon Musk effectively performed a hostile takeover of a woke institution. Yes. These people are whiny baby children and are imploding. And this is what happens when you do. It's fascinating. It's imagined like you're on the high seas and you board the enemy ship. They're not just going to be like, well, I guess we work for you now.

Well, it was like this comical employment where you're getting insane amounts of money or, you know, riding a scooter through the office. It's just this insane job that you could have and now they don't know what to do. There's no like, it's not even realistic. I mean,

the Twitter headquarters is basically like a daycare. Have you seen the video on the day in the life of a Twitter employee and they have meditation rooms and game rooms and lattes

and whatever. Wine bar. Yeah, on a roof. Yeah. Yes, they're these little latte liberals who are like basically working in a giant daycare and they're going they have they're going online and complaining about

their boss and then being like why did i get fired he's this big evil man um but he wouldn't have done anything if they weren't complaining about him publicly yeah patrick bateman in the 80s would seem like a harder worker than anybody at Twitter. Maybe what needs to happen is Elon just buy all the companies, and then they all just crumble, fall apart. Oh, that would be great. Grab Facebook. Grab CNN. I would love it. I would like it if... Facebook's going to fall apart on its own. It's falling apart.

Yeah, they are doing a great job. They just did a massive layoff, too, didn't they? What was it? 10,000 employees? Something like that. Yeah, but Zuckerberg was right to try something new with meta. like ar stuff because facebook itself as a company is aging out of existence yeah that's it they're going aol that's what everyone thought was going to happen good good riddance get out of here i'm sick of your crap yeah but tiktok is replacing them yeah but at the same time okay fine but but that empire was

absolutely evil with how they worked and orchestrated larger psyopses against the American people, how they censored people. I think we are seeing a digital transition. I think what we're seeing at Twitter is some kind of civil war happening inside of that company. Obviously, I would not want to be at the helm of being in charge of thousands of woke employees. Project Veritas did an undercover video. One of the employees at Twitter said that they worked four hours a week. Okay, imagine having to deal with those kind of entitled individuals

that just want to be at a wine bar the whole time. It would be extremely difficult to get anything done here. I'm still waiting for Elon Musk to bring people back that were banned, but I could see a lot of internal battles, a lot of internal fights happening right now, just basically on that one particular issue, the unbannings. I think this is personally, just for my own speculation, what this is all about.

And there's probably some people at the company saying, I will jeopardize this. I will expose this. I will say this. I will destroy this company. I will tell people how many bots are on this company if you allow Donald Trump to be on this platform or Project Veritas or all the other dozens of individuals or Babylon Bee or everyone else that should have not been banned. Do it. The issue is the advertisers, though. He's really struggling with trying not to bankrupt this company by throwing all the advertisers to the wind. I think that's why he was so quick to try the Twitter blue stuff, too, which obviously was rolled out a little too quickly. I think he knew that.

Yeah, he did. But so I think that's why we're not seeing a lot of these unbannings yet is because he's trying to really grapple with and why he's getting rid of some of the staff as he needs it on the right track to tell advertisers, hey, this is where we need to go. This is probably why he didn't want to buy it. He tried backing out. He saw the data and then realized that the reason Twitter is doing this is because of advertiser pressure and that if he goes in and makes these changes, then the advertisers drop, there's no money and the company's gone.

And so they were like, good luck, buddy. But that's why as soon as he comes in, like you said, Twitter blue right now. Everyone sign up. Or government pressure. I already did. You signed up? Yeah.

I did, but he needs to implement a clash structure there because I bought Twitter blue and my checkmark, my checkmark used to say this person's verified because she's really cool

and super important. And now it says it's because I paid for Twitter blue. It's fine. Everybody can know it's because I paid for Twitter blue. It's fine. Everybody can know it's because I paid for Twitter blue. Elon says that too. He made a mistake with that one because right now,

he is saying he's going to remove legacy badges and they're going to drop off the next couple of months. Fine. But bro, if you're going around saying like, you can have the limited edition, first edition badge, or the like, like the reprintrint i don't want to reprint no no like why am i gonna pay for that okay and tim you know the mentions are really bad luke you know that it's really hard for us to sort things not to be an elitist twitter prick but it's really

bad you know i can't see you know you can't see anything that's notable or there's so many attention it's really i only talk to important people that's what you're saying. So let me tell you guys... No, it's hard to, you know, when you use it for business too, it's hard to sort through the mentions

now it's kind of a... My mobile app is the Twitter beta app, which I've not updated. A Rourke? Yes. And my mentions are the same

as they've always been. Anyone who bought Twitter Blue does not appear verified on this app really yeah so i i noticed because we got twitter blue for timcast news because i was like i want the news organization to have a verification badge on it and so i logged on my phone and there's no badge and i was like what i was like what am i what am i paying for and then i looked online

and it was there and i was like huh then everyone started saying mentions were busted and i pulled up my phone and looked and i'm like the only people in my mentions are legacy verified people and so uh so you're not updating i'm not updating the app no see tim's he's an elitist prick too well so he's earned it but this is interesting i already have a mention sections a section for everyone if you tweet at me and you're talking at me and you have and you have a standard account, that's fine. The verification tab doesn't need to be the elites or anything like that, but it does create a space

where the people who are interacting with me are working for some company or something like that. Typically what I see is journalists talking about stuff or people I know and have worked with talking about stuff. people I know and I've worked with talking about stuff. Now, with the Twitter blue verification, I'm hearing people say like they lost that feed of their colleagues.

Yep. So he's got to figure out filters for this stuff. Yeah. But again, I think he rolled it out so quickly that because he just wanted to give a cushion to everything that's going on with the advertisers. But I don't really think there's a way around that. He's just got to let go that the advertisers, they're not going to care. If he lets these people back on the platform,

the advertisers are gone. What I don't like is that he created the second verification, the official tag now. Like, wow, dude. It's confusing and weird. And why does the corporate media have it? So how do I get it for TimCastNews? So, you know. It's confusing and weird. And right. And why does the corporate media have it? Right.

And it just. And how do, so how do I get it for Tim Kass News, huh? I want, you know, I want to be double verified. What do I got to do, huh? We are changing the order. Nick McJohnson? Yeah. Huh?

How are we going to make sure he gets into office with this kind of shenanigans going on? I know. You know what's going on here. Not to mention. I think, too, with a lot of the people, though, that the age that are working for him, the fact that that's kind of the mentality of that group does he is there a way that he can actually control his employees i mean how do you really know i mean aren't they kind of all against him minus a small percentage you know i'll tell you i don't know if it's true or not the challenge

is best described this way if you have a storefront in any city and uh it's not on fire and you put a sign in the window that says you support Trump in the middle of the night, a guy puts on a mask and throws a brick through your window, causing you thousands of dollars in damages and potentially shutting your store down for the day. You call the police. What are the police going to tell you? Oh, you have insurance. Yeah. They said, well, what are we supposed to do about it? You say, I don't know. Stop the guy.

How? I got video footage of him. OK, it's a guy in a hoodie. What do you want us to do? Forensic analysis for prints track every servant it's not going to happen so elon musk knows this if someone does sabotage the company sure he can look in the logs but i i would guarantee you that if one of his employees committed a felony against him, law enforcement would do nothing about it. No,

it's probably true. Unless he would have to, he would have to use his own people to actually press charges against him and go that route. That would never, it'll never happen. You don't think so? Absolutely not. If,

uh, if it was the other way around. Yeah. Hands down. Oh, of course. If Twitter was owned by, you know, Jack Dorsey and the guy gotdy at the helm and it was pro-Democrat like it had been for years. Oh, for sure.

And an employee sabotaged it because they were tied to the political bias, they'd be locked up in 10 seconds. Oh, I agree. And I'm not saying this based on perceived political bias. I'm saying it based on actually looking at how law enforcement is operating in this country, and personal experience. If someone commits a very serious federal crime, it will not, it just doesn't happen. I've talked to law enforcement, like SWATing

is a really great example. I was just going to bring that up, but I didn't know if we were supposed to go there. Right, exactly. I was going to say, is that specifically what you were mentioning? Partly, but we have evidence. And so, you know, we've talked to multiple law enforcement agencies, and they're just like, guy, you have armed guards? You're fine.

And then I'm like, dude, this has, like, gone on too much. They're committing crimes. And they're like, don't care. Sorry. Have a nice day. It's nothing. It's been a year. It's been a year.

They're using your people to commit crimes, and you don't care. But the issue is, now that we are paying for it, now that we pay for armed guards and things like that, they're like, oh, so we don't got to worry about it anymore, right? So what? And I'm like, okay. They don't care in general, though, because I know I had a really bad stalker.

Lauren Southern and I had the same stalker. I stopped. It was very, very bad. And now you're here. I know. Well, she left with a. I stopped. It was very, very... And now you're here. I know. Well, she left you the restraining order. It was really bad. And I remember, you know, it got escalated up to the FBI.

And I had the FBI. He was the head of the Cyber Crimes Division. And he calls me. And I said, yeah, a lot of this stuff is happening on Twitter. The guy's made like 300 plus YouTube videos about me. You know what the guy at the FBI, the head of the cyber crime division, you know what he told me?

He said, have you tried calling Twitter? I said, sir, with all due respect, if you think I can call Twitter, you shouldn't be head of the cyber crimes unit. Seriously. He told me to call Twitter about a stalker, a very serious stalker I had, the FBI. That's amazing. Well, you know, if there's a traffic violation,

the cops are there and it generates revenue for the state, but your life's in danger, they don't give a damn. That's usually the protocol of what's happening here. And it's very interesting to see what's happening because we have U.S. senators right now calling for the FTC to investigate Twitter and Elon Musk as we have the whole FTX scandal with clients losing billions of

dollars. And then they don't care about that. They're not really doing anything around that issue. The FBI is giving a warning to the guy saying, hey, we probably will be investigating you. This is your time to leave and escape right now. Literally giving them a warning. It's almost like they laundered $40 million for the Democrats. Well, that's what it looks like. Absolutely. The crazy thing about FTX is it seems like what they were trying to do, what this guy, Bankman Freed, is saying is, hey, we didn't do anything on tour with your money.

We didn't gamble it. We loaned it to Alameda. Yeah. And then Alameda does investments and they make investments with their money. They weren't gambling. That's what their company does. And the money's lost. Yep. My question question where was the money invested who benefited because think about the the chain right here democrats 11 billion people 11 i'm sorry 11 billion dollars

obviously not a billion people 11 billion dollars in american money was was in ftx gone now because it's transferred to alameda alameda did something with that money they didn't give 11 billion dollars to democrats and why does it stop there why where why is the media just stopping here let's figure out where alameda put that money because i'm willing to bet there's there's more co-conspirators so they basically are playing this game of look i'm just a company that that that receipt that invests in uh this that or otherwise and alameda came to me and said they wanted to invest don't look at me the money's mine now it's clean how many steps until they actually take that money

doesn't come back yeah it's like the cartel essentially well it is it's the same thing it's money laundering i mean it's just it's what do you do with cocaine it's what you do with anything else 40 million of it went to democrats yes 40 million went to democrats for uh ballot harvesting yeah largely of u.s taxpayer dollars essentially and then you have these huge names that had a huge amount of money in you know involved in it. So it's out there. It's completely public.

I think there's also breaking news right now of the local government in the Bahamas actually taking control of the remaining FTX assets right now in the making of this video. So they also invested a lot of money in alleged tech startups, in allegedly global warming, and also fighting the next pandemic. Where that money went, I think, you know, we should be asking a lot of very serious questions because people were defrauded. People lost their money. That money, of course, was sent to politicians, not just Democrats, also, you know, GOP causes and Republican candidates as well, and they're super PACs. So we have to understand, you know, protection money goes both ways. How will it protect them? What's going to happen next is going to be really, really interesting and fascinating to see how rotten and corrupted the entire system is.

Yeah, you're right. Everything they did say that they spent the money on was this very, very just sort of vague, very vague. Generalized topics. They were quicker to stop Redditors who were investing in GameStop and AMC. Yeah. Oh, very quick absolutely very quickly yeah yeah that was that was the national emergency they got they got the agents ready for those

do not pass go do not collect i just had gamestop because i knew a playstation was coming out and i was like i don't know maybe and then one day i was like oh wow that's i'm rich look at that so apparently this report from daily mail Bahamas government ordered fallen crypto CEO Sam Bankman-Fried to hack FTX systems and transfer assets to the island nation after he filed bankruptcy. Discover the magic of BetMGM Casino, where the excitement is always on deck. Pull up a seat and check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer. From roulette to blackjack, watch as a dealer hosts

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Well then. But what are we doing about this? What is the FTC doing about this? They just fined Kim Kardashian a million dollars

for not putting like hashtag ad on her Instagram post or not disclosing how much she made on an Instagram post. They're going to investigate Twitter.

You know, because Elon Musk is bringing in Ligma Johnson. We can't have that. That's a big problem. And that guy're going to investigate Twitter. You know, because Elon Musk is bringing in Ligma Johnson. We can't have that. That's a big problem. And that guy is going to change the world. You know what people are saying is...

In the Bahamas, some rich people. Bankman Freed's going to get away with it to a great degree because he paid for it. His name's Bankman Freed. He paid for it. He bought his immunity. And so the press is...

He's getting scrutiny because of Twitter. He's getting scrutiny because of Twitter. He's getting scrutiny because of Reddit. He's he's not having these these hardcore journalistic exposes coming out. In fact, I think I think if we have this tweet, here we go. Look at this. Jake Shields tweeting. Looks like this event. This looks like an event not to miss.

Zelensky, Bankman Freed, Larry Fink and many more, including Janet Yellen. The New York Times event, November 30th, 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Only $2,400 to attend. If you look at the partners of who he was working with, he was working with the Ukrainian bank. He was working with the World Economic Forum. He was working with Tony Blair. He was working with Bill Clinton.

He's working with known people who are war criminals and child diddlers. Let's be honest here. He was working with the worst of the worst when it comes to the most powerful, the most evilest people on the face of this earth. So I think it's fair to conclude, especially with how fast the company was made so popular, especially with everyone on the corporate media shilling for him, calling him the next JP Morgan and Chase, that there's something up here that's a lot more nefarious than we actually know about. I think right now we only know very little about what actually happened here. I think a lot of this was maybe a money laundering front. I think there's a lot of secret shadowy money moving around, coming from one place, going to another

place. I think what could be potentially uncovered here is some deep down intelligence agency connected psyops and extortion rackets that that could probably blow people's minds away but again that's just speculation but at the end of the day right now what else are we left to think here did you guys see that uh i think it was alensky who said it was a russian missile and nato's wrong yep i saw that he doubled world war three yeah he's like i imagine that you know he does these videos where he's like we must protect freedom and russia is a terrorist state and then as soon as the camera turns off he just goes because this dude's out of his mind no i feel like

he just orders some of the satan hookers as hunter has a good time he closes the laptop and then hunter walks out and then he's like smoking crack pipe. He's like, good job. Let's do this. They're on the same yacht. It's not illegal because we're on the water. He acts like a movie star. He acts like a movie star. He is.

One of my favorite Babylon B headlines that we did after Hurricane Ian, that awful. It said President Zelensky is on a raft asking Hurricanean victims for money for ukraine well they know they need their money i guess yeah i feel like is this just something that they're doing because there's no actual real money so now they're just creating money to kind of get more legitimate money back into the more real money does that make sense there's real money well no there's not real money but there's money that we think is more real money. Does that make sense? There's real money? Well, no, there's not real money,

but there's money that we think is more real than other money. No, it's just, it's war. It's war. That's war. War, what is it good for? Increasing domestic manufacturing. In March of 2020, we got off the fractional reserve system

and switched to the infinite reserve system, meaning banks could create money on demand with no restriction at all. And print money, and then still have the IRS that takes your fake money. Yeah. Well, so the point of the IRS is to limit financial expansion and inflation. Yes.

Not to actually fund the government. Right. This is modern monetary theory. So what happens is when you take your credit card and swipe, that money is created. And when a bank gives out a loan, the money is created. They're not giving you money they have. And since March of 2020, they've had no restrictions. It used to be it was like a 90% restriction.

So if they had 100 grand, they could create 90% more. And then what people are complaining about is that you create that money and put it in another bank. That bank then loans out another 90%, which then puts it into another bank. And then they keep doing that. And eventually they were like, this is dumb. Let's just tell the banks they can make money endlessly. And now the money supply is whoo, through the roof.

People are just printing, making it. I kind of feel like in 2008 they knew the system was collapsing. So they started preparing to jump ship and they were like, let's print as much money as possible for ourselves to absorb as much natural resources that we can

and enrich ourselves. Then when the system collapses, we'll be lords of our little fiefdoms. Oh, I knew in 2008 it was going to end when the dumbest cokeheads I knew were driving $60,000 cars and selling $3 million houses. Good for them, huh?

Yeah. Well, I mean, not really. I think they spent it all pretty quick. And here we are. But yeah, it all worked out, though. I guess my advice is get a nice little plot of land and get some chickens. Some goats, maybe. Or forest.

I'm not going to get into this. Ligma Johnson Forest? Yeah. We could pull this off. We could all be in this together. I mean, I can name the forest on Freedomistan, the Ligma Johnson Forest, right now. Well, what's stopping you? It's like 30 acres of forested area. We have to make this a public

place, though, that people could come into and enjoy Ligma Johnson to the fullest extent. Bring the family. Hold on. There's like 200 acres of forested land for like a million bucks. So all we need is 100,000 people to donate $10, and

then we will have a public land. What was it? They got 20 on it right now. Make it 15, and we can put bathrooms. And then, you know, Ligma Johnson National Forest. We could adopt a highway, too. We could just make it a town at this point. It's just going to be a town at this point.

I don't know. Do you think that we... So I know where there's a big plot of land, like 200 acres for like a million bucks. Graveyard? And it's forested, all forested.

There's a road going through it and it's weirdly shaped, but, you know, if we got, if we got 50,000 people to give 20 bucks, you know.

Can we make Dave mayor of Ligma Johnson? Please. Yes. Thank you. We'll build a statue. Because you'd be the lord. I'm mayor.

No, no, no, no. It's you. We'll build a statue of you. Right when you come in, it'll be like, welcome to Ligma Johnson public forest. But the two pranksters, the two OGs need to be recognized. That's true. They do. So it'll be a statue of Dave as like a jolly old man with his arm around the Ligma Johnson

guys. He has a cigar in his mouth. They'll be right in the middle. But the Ligma Johnson guys have to be huge. Yeah, I could be in the middle of them, but smaller. I'm fine with that. I know where I stand. And then the woman who was on there reporting the story, she's just in a glass box crying the whole time. Yes.

The real woman. We'll put a statue of her and we'll do like, they do these things out here because it's all Civil War territory yes where they have these like placards that are covered and you can read about the history we'll do that as you walk the trail of the ligma johnson forest explaining like it won't just talk about ligma johnson it will talk about the history of the corrupt media yes this would actually be really cool but you'd need an extra like 10 grand for something like that for installation and stuff but it would be really cool if you like walked the path and there were like little things being like, you know, in this year, this, you know, media organization lied about this and stuff like that.

And you follow the years back to the origin of fake news. And it's, you know, talking about like fake reports. Like when, who was it? Who was it reported that Napoleon had won? Then the stocks crashed. Oh, the Rothschilds. Is that what the Rothschilds did? They had someone claim that Napoleon won the Napoleonic Wars

and then all of a sudden the stocks were collapsing and started buying them all up like crazy. And then the real word came in that he actually lost and then all of a sudden everything they had was worth way more. So there you go.

Go back to the origins of the fake news narrative manipulation stuff. Oh, the way to Marilyn Monroe who's just not ODing. It's just two CIA agents stuffing pills in her face. MKUltra. Yeah. Secret. That'd be super cool.

You know what we do? We buy the land and then we let the public put up whatever placard they want. Just show up and do it. Whatever. It's public land. Have fun. And like there'll be one big sign at the entrance being like, by entering this property, you can't sue us.

And then at the end, it says Biden-Fetterman. 2024. It's a no-brainer. Damn right. We all win. We got to take back the commons. I kind of think this is possible. This would be like a huge thing if we were able to start a crowdfund.

You need to raise a little bit more for closing costs and stuff like that. Find the plot of land, announce that we want to buy it, and then see if people are willing to pitch in $10 to buy the land. And we'll put it into a trust or something. And we make it available to the general public, and we make it a big park. Should make it a scholarship for journalists. The Lakeman Johnson Scholarship. Yeah, but I don't want to give those people money, you know what I mean? I don't want to put people in journals.

Yeah, you don't want them to go to indoctrination camps. It could be a big theme park. So that would be a lot harder. But I'm open to, you know, it's like 50 years later, we're all old, and it's like the happiest place on earth, Park Ligma Johnson with roller coasters. It's like Disney, but you're aware of what goes on. Dave's there, and he's very old,

and they're like, tell us the story again, Dave, about how this was formed. Well, kids, it was 50 years ago. I just couldn't stop talking about it. Yes, I can't bring it up. Especially about the pacifiers. I just bring it back. And the condoms. What if we like pitch this to Elon

and ask him to contribute? Because look, the real goal is no one's going to own this. It's going to be like a privately owned public space in a trust. So the value is retained with the property, but you create a public park and you call it Ligma Johnson. And it would just uh you know maybe i'm pretty sure we could find some rich people who get down on that for sure all right all right let's do it some people didn't

lose to ftx they gotta be out there that's right let me let me write down ligma johnson i'm writing it down he's serious i'm serious too he's real, too. He's real serious. He's real serious. This is the fall of Rome. Does anybody have Elon's phone number? I do. You do? Yeah. Well, I call Twitter. We'll call Twitter after the show.

And then here's an idea. We could somehow use the property as a way to help support Twitter. And then everyone, when they log in, they just see the fundraiser on the top of their feeds. Powered by Ligma Johnson. That's right. What if Elon changes the verification badge to the Ligma Johnson badge? Oh, what does our badge look like, though?

Just balls. Balls. Just a nice set. Well, here's what I'm thinking. To what degree could Elon screw with Twitter and we'd all just go along with it? Already we have double verification. I would write it down.

He could burn it down. That'd be great. I know. I'm sitting here like, it would be like 2015 Twitter all over again. Fire everybody and just hire people over the age of 45. Yeah. I mean, why doesn't he just strip everything out of it

and turn it into a decentralized text feed and just be like, we got no staff. Protocol. Nobody's in charge of it. Yep. Just protocol. There you go. It'll exist forever.

People will use it and nobody makes money on it. Yep. He'd lose $44 billion, I guess, and his investors would be really, really angry. He's got to pay that debt back. So I don't know. Yeah. But he wants to make it WeChat. He wants to make it that we have to do almost everything on there, so I don't think that's the vision.

Right. He sees with Twitter. I got to be honest. If it were me, I would roll out a Ligma Johnson button on the left just because. Because you need to. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, it's like a like button, but better.

Yeah. And, you know, you could ligma the post. Yeah. You could Johnson it. What does a ligma mean? What does a ligma mean? Is it a gun? Is that like a like?

It's like a like. Well, yeah. It's like a super like. You click it. Well, it's, you know, the like implies you like it or you're favoriting it right now. The ligma just means you ligma-ed it. That's it.

Yeah. I don't know what it means. It's whatever it means to you. Yeah, exactly. Just think about the ability to do funny stuff like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. You might as well.

You think I'm not being serious? No, I think you're being serious. Because nothing's funny anymore because everything's so crazy. Well, everything you say is just under a microscope and being attacked. I'm telling you right now, if you go to Tim timcast.com and you go to the join us page you can see uh you want to pull that up you can see we've got our rooster roberto jr and our cat bocus in our talent

tree and of course jamie kilstein jamie you're still there despite the fact that jamie was consulting and now he's not here right now but uh i put my rooster roberto jr up and it's like really good headshots of your rooster and your cat it is very good bocus is star of the show how did you get them is it a male rooster is that your male rooster is there a female rooster luke there is there is there such thing as a female it's it's 2022 tim got to get with the times. Yes. That is Roberto Jr. So that is your male chicken on there. That is my male

chicken. I like it. I also put a 96-foot-tall billboard of him in Times Square. Oh, did you really? Oh, yeah, you did. I saw that. That's awesome. Yes, a 96-foot-tall picture of my cock was up in Times Square. Family-friendly show here. Yeah, yeah.

Cock-a-roll. What do you think we're talking about? Come on, come on. You know, that's my point. I'm just like, I don't know exactly what it did, but it was something, you know? I'm just waiting for Elon to throw a pie. I guess he kind of is, though. The Ligma Johnson stuff.

I'm all for it. Someone's got to do something. It's getting boring. Elon, I hope you're listening. That's the positive thing about Trump. That's why people love Trump. People were so bored and tired and they wanted someone to, you know,

get it all down. He was a monkey wrench in a system and that's what we enjoyed seeing. He still is. He very clearly still is. That's why everyone's so upset about him running again. Yes.

And the meltdowns are pretty fun. Yeah. Just to watch people lose their minds. It's fun to see the Republicans melting down over running again. Yes. And the meltdowns are pretty fun. Yeah. Just to watch people lose their minds. It's fun to see the Republicans melting down over him again. That was fun. I'm like, yes,

it's 2015 all over again. And it's the same people. I love DeSantis, but the DeSantis bros are coming out in full force right now and they're so annoying. They're so cringe. I think a lot of people

take themselves too seriously. Yes. I think that's the main issue. A lot of people are like angry. How dare you trigger or get angry at trump and i'm like well just just stop it stop with the nonsense same with the desantis people desantis hasn't even announced he's not even running and you got these guys like saying no it's going to be desantis the guy's not even running right now no his exact yeah his exact words were i just won this election could you calm down and let me do my job you know so you know we could try to do and i mean it we could we could set up a

fundraiser uh a crowd fund none of the money we would set up a bank account with like a trust or something um we got to figure out the proper legal way to do it maybe we actually have all the money go specifically to like a lawyer or something so that no one, no individual benefits from it. And the lawyer is only signed like ability is to transfer the money for the property or something. And then I bet if we got a bunch of other prominent personalities, commentators on board with it, we could easily raise money to buy a large plot.

I bet you could make it a 501c3 too. Very difficult to do. Take two years. Two years later, we'll be having a committee meeting to determine how we move forward so you know a lot of people ask like what we're doing with our fact-checking organization yeah we've been in filing for a year and a half so uh maybe uh after 27 months when all of that gets confirmed we'll actually be able to do something but that's how it goes there there are things you can do but but you know maybe a trust for it or something like that. Maybe there's like a public trust thing you can do. I don't know.

Maybe you can make it so that after a hundred years, the property reverts to the local jurisdiction, but it can't ever have its name changed, something like that. But we don't even got to do a million dollar property. We could probably find 50 acres and get something for just a forested 50 acres find something in eastern west virginia i bet you could find 50 acres for like 100 or 200 grand they like give away land in kansas though you could probably get cheaper there's parts of detroit you can just have we should do that yeah let's just do it buy a whole neighborhood i feel like it would be even better if it's in detroit what if what if we went into an area where there was at least 100 people and then bought up enough property to lobby those people to create a new

city a township inside of it well because uh i think you need like 100 people to incorporate a town or something i'm in the city of ligma johnson i'm for it already i already know some properties but you know you know the thing about buying the forested areas that you really can make it just like a park and like people can come hang out well in detroit though you have pitbulls and gangs of them roving around so really yeah of course wow yeah it's been that way forever. Are you allowed to have guns? Yeah. Oh, okay. I don't think they care if you're allowed to.

Even if you're allowed to or not, you can buy one out of a paper bag. I don't know if it works, but they are around. Oh, man. What a sad story, Detroit. Yeah, it was once called the Paris of the Midwest. Really? Yeah. Wow.

They called it that. Yeah. Now it looks like someone dropped a nuke on it. Well, yes. Well, that happened in the late 60 60s and it's just sort of stayed the same the downtown's looking nice that's what everyone says yes it is it's improving yeah it's great it's nice down there well i wouldn't say it's improving it's a city built for seven million people with 700 000 living in it so right lots of property we could buy for a town infrastructure is really expensive though because of that it's like 10 times the cost for water and stuff yeah the taxes are very pricey

yeah yeah but that's why i'm saying west virginia basically because we're out here yeah and i've already seen property maybe like an hour west of where we're at where it's like there's a river that's nice and and some of them even have like power conduit like power conduits or whatever so you call the electric company and then they'll just put a meter and a plug the power on but have you ever seen a frozen homeless guy in an elevator shaft that's been abandoned for years and we can have that you're saying i'm saying you can have well now i'm sold i'm just trying the ligma johnson elevator shaft and then what we'll do is we'll immortalize the frozen homeless man with the statue at the bottom of the shaft and maybe he'll come to life like encino man okay except it'll just be not fun to hang out with him we can have a shaft cam watching all that you know it's funny

what if we do this what if we crowd fund what if we crowd fund a city okay i'm for it we we buy the property and then basically open it up to whoever wants to build on it to build on it like there would have to be an approval process obviously yes because we're going to allocate land but someone could be like i want to have my own store and it's been like the land is yours like we lease the land on on the property to your store so long as you maintain it we'll do rules like if at any point you give up the store for longer than a year then the property opens up and we can lease it out to somebody else but the goal is not for people to own ligma johnson it's to create a crowdfunded city a crowd-sourced city yeah so they can just come they don't have to pay

and they can well it's ligma johnson the idea is yes my idea is this if we get the property and you come to me and say i want to open a gun store we'll say where right there how much space do you need i need one acre signed one acre for this amount of time if you abandon the shop then you give us the right to lease the property to somebody else so we can keep it going but you're not we're not taking money for it we're just basically like okay first come first serve we're gonna crowdsource that's what they did in la let's get raw first come first serve yeah but with shop with it being in the middle of nowhere you're not going to get derelict individuals because

there's no easy there's no stuff they're not going to walk that far no one's going to walk like it's here in the middle of the woods no what you're going to find is like a dude who's got time and some spare materials who's like i could put together a little shop that'll be cool and then when people come here they can buy gatorade from me like i down. And we're not going to take any money for it. It's like, you do your thing. Like, if you're like, I want to set up a turquoise jewelry shop, we'll just kill you.

We'll let them set up their turquoise jewelry shop. Then we'll burn it down. No, no. See, this lady is like crying. She'll look like, hey, I'm the mayor. I'll be like, yeah, lady, who looks like the old guy in Thinner. I think trying to crowdsource a village would be fun.

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with each other and, you know, stepping on each other's toes. Yeah, we can't have the gun shop in the same... Well, yeah, we could. Right next to the liquor store? Yeah.

You want to do it anarchy style? Just let people build whatever they want where they want? Yeah, I mean, there's an amazing style? Just let people build whatever they want where they want? Yeah. I mean, there's an amazing campsite that Porkfest usually happens

every year at the Rogers Campground that's for sale. So we could buy the campgrounds and call it the Ligma Johnson Campgrounds. Right? The Ligma Johnson Campgrounds.

Yeah. And Porkfest once a year. Yeah. Porkfest once a year with the Free State. Why wouldn't we? Yeah. If we didn't,

it'd be rude. The Meatfest. All right. We're. Why wouldn't we? Yeah. If we didn't, it'd be rude. The Meatfest. All right, we're going to go to Super Chats. If you haven't already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, become a member at TimCast.com.

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and when are you coming back to raleigh for stand-up can't wait great guest as always tim oh thank you uh i don't know when i'm going to come back to raleigh i'm actually gonna i'm working on it though because i'm going to do another album with helium and uh actually i'm going to do special i can bring that up real quick uh at the comedy castle uh in december in detroit or uh in detroit actually we just talked about it where it'll be the uh eighth and ninth of I can bring that up real quick. The Comedy Castle in December in Detroit. Actually, we just talked about it, where it'll be the 8th and 9th of December. Come out to that.

But yeah, it'll be back in Raleigh. I should be there probably middle of next year. So come out and thank you very much. And Herschel should be getting rid of the demon baby soon. All right. It's his main part of his secret. Yeah, yeah. I heard he wants to be a werewolf now.

He does. He's like... That's pretty cool. Yeah, he's like... I'd vote for a werewolf. To eat all the vampires. Yeah. Yeah. Because werewolves can kill vampires, I guess.

So, you know. Yeah. Yeah, I'd vote for a werewolf. Is that Twilight? I mean, look. Herschel's here campaigning. I don't see any vampires. No.

That's a good point. Yeah. If he goes away, Herschel could be Blade. Stacey Abrams has been real quiet. Day Walker. All right, all right. Let's see. Delio Turk says they said it repeatedly.

They're going after Joe. Well, good, you know. Steph D says, I want to know who bought Hunter's artwork for 500K. Somebody who was funneling money to Hunter Biden? Probably FTX. It was the big guy. Yeah, right. Yep.

You can get like a Vel Kilmer painting for $250. Yeah, I did. Yeah, did you? Stinky Whistle Teets says, you have to admit that the green M&M is pretty sexy

even after they gave her less sexy shoes. Agreed. I really like Freedom Tunes making fun of Tucker Carlson. That was really good. I don't know if you saw it.

Seamus' Tucker voice. They're making the green M&M less sexy. No, why would they do that? And then Bernie Sanders comes in tuck tuck tucker carlson that was really good i don't know if you saw it his shame is his tucker voice they're making the green m&m less sexy no why would they do that and then bernie sanders comes in and he's like i am so pissed off the green m&m then ben shapiro comes in that was a good one seamus what have we here trident 54 says Lord Timothy, do you think it's possible that the GOP senators can convince 17 progressive senators to put identity politics above party, convict Joe Biden, and place the first woman of color in the Oval Office? Oh, perhaps, perhaps. Well, I think it's more likely they are the Amendment 25 him. You know? I'm with you.

Yeah, they come out and say, look, guys, Biden's brain is broken. Kamala Harris, first woman of color to be president. Let's roll. Or Kamala Harris is an insurrectionist because she funded terrorists during the 529 insurrection, and she's ineligible. So she can't run for reelection. And Joe Biden's campaign staff actually did, too. So they're both disqualified.

So, you know, know well there you go i feel like they're saving the first woman of color president slot for michelle obama though you think she'll run uh if they were smart they would run michelle obama yeah yeah i think joe rogan was saying that too right yeah he was and that's if they were doing that and i just saw she did an interview where she was coming out uh saying you know it was a real shame that she had to put her career on hold while good old Barry was in the Oval Office. Josh Butler says, please have Seamus make a tune with Biden and Fetterman having a basic conversation. Well, I can't make Seamus do anything. But Seamus, if you're listening, a cartoon where Biden and Fetterman are having a conversation.

There's a meme that exists that I shared. That's absolutely hilarious. It's a meme of that already that exists that I shared that's absolutely hilarious. It's the two of them looking at each other and it's I can't even say what they said on here. Okay. All right. What have we here? My third nut says, Hey Dave, love seeing you here and on Crowder.

Also excited to see your show tomorrow. You got a show tomorrow? Yes. Friday and Saturday I will be in Virginia, at Richmond, Virginia, at the Funny Bone. Cool. I'm sorry, my flight landed at 4 a.m. It was very delayed and now I'm just brain dead. But yeah, I'll be in Richmond, Virginia at the Funny Bone. Oh, cool.

It's a fun club. Not too far from here. Yeah. We should go. Tomorrow, what time? Maybe Saturday. Friday and Saturday. Oh, Saturday. You should go. Come out. Tomorrow, what time? Maybe Saturday. Friday and Saturday. Oh, Saturday.

You get tickets all you want. Saturday, huh? Richmond's, I think, like two and a half hours away. That's not bad. That could be fun. What time is the show? I think they're 8 and 10 or 7 and 930. I'm not sure.

I should look that up. Yeah, maybe we should go. It's in the vicinity of that, though. How many? What's the capacity at? I think it's like 250. 250? 200.

We should sell it out. We should. I want to sell it out we should i want to sell it out so if you guys want to come out and support me the funny bone it's in short pump i'm gonna say 80 chance we're there i like that 85 chance what do you say those are good yeah i like comedy shows thank you plus we haven't gone to richmond i haven't been to richmond in like 10 years do my opener Matt McClary's hilarious? You're going to love it?

The whole show's good? Do they have food? They do have food. What kind of food? Comedy club food. It's good. I'll say it's good because I'm on air. Do they have stuff with like cheese on top of it, like melted?

Yeah. Oh, really? See? You're not going to lose out there. 90%. It's actually as far as comedy club food goes. It's going to be better. That'll be cool.

Yeah. No, I think we'll I think I think we'll go I think we'll go I think that'll be fun That'll be awesome Let me know Tickets and you guys come out I'm telling you

It's gonna be a good time Saturday And it's Saturday evening So we can hang out Richmond during the day Yep And then come up Hang out at night

Come on Yeah It'll be a good time Luke said yes already Thank you dude Yeah Let's do it You're 100%

There we go Maybe I got stalkers too we gotta be careful here yeah yeah is there like a secret area yeah there's a secret area

okay yeah okay secret area probably and Virginia Virginia's open carry right I believe so

yeah I got a desert eagle so that'll be fun well there you go you're all set then I'll bring my Barrett there you go I do have a desert eagle

and they were telling me like it's like brittle or something, with the firing pin or something, malfunctions, or I don't know. They were like, it's showy, but 50 AE. I like how you were half listening to someone telling you that. Yeah. You could blow up in your hand. You're like, I'm sorry, what?

Is it a 50 AE? Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. They have different calibers. It's got like skulls on it. That's sweet. Yeah, and like you walk in, and they're like, this is what people have in movies and i was like i'll take it yeah that's all they were like here's how it works i was like huh i bought two golden guns with snakes

on them like uh face off that's how i shop you know have you ever if you've ever played a video game i was at a gun shop and they had uh 1911 it was really cool it had like flowers or something i think it was 1911 i don't know maybe it was a glock oh it was a glock western uh like almost uh roses yeah yeah and then i was just like i i love making this joke where i'm like the the engravings give it like plus one accuracy because like anyone who's played a video game knows that like if you if you find a gun in the game it's like normal but if it has like the special engravings on it for some reason it's got like lower recoil and like higher accuracy don't ask me why but the the the you know the flames coming off the back make it stronger yeah that's how it works at least in video game true imagine like a world where

physics were that way where it's like oh yes the flame decals on the side make it uh fire faster with more powerful impacts yeah how does that work it's not isn't that like an actual thing it's like the orcs in uh that 40k warhammer 40k like they believe it's if it's red and it's painted red it goes faster and they have like a psychic oh really makes it faster so i think that's literally a thing yeah in uh the division i haven't played that in a long time it's like you'll get an m1a or something but then like this the special one it's like got more power faster reload time for some reason your hands move faster reloading it and it'll have like engravings on the

side you can like spin it around you gotta love how video games work yeah craig cooper says tim set up a ballot harvesting consultancy for the republicans you understand it so be the change help them win i'm sure your millions of millions of viewers will happily volunteer i would if i were in the u.s australia doesn't have this problem he could be saying Austria but I think it's Australia there are people who know way more about mail-in uh ballots and ballot harvesting than I do so there's like there's nothing I can really say other than like hey I read the news one time no there's a bunch of people who are like James O'Keefe probably knows way more about this stuff than I do so well Scott Pressler just said he was going to start ballot harvesting.

He said, I'm going to be the biggest ballot harvester there is in this next election. All we need is to secure funding for his organization of Get Out the Vote. And ballot harvesting, we're legal. And it's legal in many, many states. So in some states that have regulation, you just got to get, you have to sign off. So basically, someone can hand you the ballot and sign something saying this person will deliver it for me. And that's legal.

If that's the case, then we got a secure funding. I think we could easily pull it off. For sure. I think Scott's the guy to do it. Well, that's what he said. He said I was the best voter registration harvester there was. I'm going to start harvesting the ballots now. Let's go.

Yes. But we need to get him a team of like 500. Yes. Yes, absolutely. Maybe more than that. We need volunteers in every state. He needs offices. He's going to need the Save America, Get Out the Vote pack or something,

or Rebuild America pack, and this is what he does. I bet he could get a lot of money for that. I mean it. I'm willing to bet. He would be the one to do it. Peter Thiel gave a bunch of money to Blake Masters, I guess. Yes. I'm sure there's a lot of powerful patrons who would fund an operation to ensure that

every vote counts and that every person has their voice heard. Democrats can't argue with that. That's what they're all about. Yeah. They want to make sure that everybody matters. Well, there you go. That's how Joe got into office. He matters.

The safest, most secure election ever. The most votes ever. Ever for a president. Ever. Most popular president in history. Very popular. Yes. And that's a good guy. Alright. Aaron Brandt says, support for Ligma and Sugma, two families put down

and shamed through the ages. We have the best commentersers i'm in the comment section every night it's awesome miss lauren says bought lord and lady titles for my grandchildren awesome gift a tree is planted too i gave you as a referral thank you great xmas xmas gift i do think so myself and um i i actually think it would be really funny and I'm not trying to say anybody should do this, but I'm imagining I'm going to get a call from my ads guy. And he's like, why are they hitting me up saying they've sold 3,000 Ligma Johnson lordships? It's like, well, that's 3,000 square feet

that is owned by Ligma Johnson. And then someone's going to have to go to Scotland and be like, this plot of land is mine. They're surrounding one guy's land. There's a guy named Ligma Johnson somewhere who's like, how do I own all this land? Yeah, this is great. One day he just gets willed to him. Like a guy finds him and he's like, are you Ligma Johnson?

I am. And then he pulls out the envelope and he's like, this land is yours. And he's like, what? Every day of my life has been pain. Oh, man. i finally found you ligma johnson i i kind of want to buy one just so i could have the plaque that says lord ligma johnson oh i'm going to for real somebody should buy that one too I like that one alright Chandy's creation says Dave's response

to the conjecture that Nancy Pelosi takes pills listen to her when she walks she sounds like a maraca that deserves it's moment in the limelight we went to Gettysburg and I went to a gift shop and they had like designer pill containers oh really yeah like a little fancy metal one with like symbols on it i opened it up and it was just like empty

with like a divider in the middle and i'm like is it because you like got to put your pills in each side and then close it and then put in your pocket when you go around that's what she uses i guess maybe she got hers in Gettysburg. It's weird that that would be at a shop in Gettysburg. They had a bunch of them. Really? I mean, I guess the people who care... It's like there's a lot of old people who go to visit Gettysburg. Yeah, the people who care about the Civil War or the people who remember it.

Well, I went a lot. To Gettysburg? Yeah, my dad was a huge history buff, so I went to all those places when I was a kid. I saw JFK in the theater when I was eight. Wow. Yeah. He was in Nam a kid. I saw like JFK in the theater when I was eight. Wow. Yeah. He was in Nam. Yeah.

He saw some stuff. He sure did. He sure did. Saw some stuff. All right. Legama Thagayan says, I'm confused. What's so funny about that Ligma guy's name? You know, I don't know.

It's just, it's a meme. I don't know. It just works. It's a meme. Elon Musk made a joke, you know, and so we're just laughing because we're all in on it. Yeah. I don't know. It just works, maybe. It's a meme. Elon Musk made a joke, you know, and so we're just laughing because we're all in on it. Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't mean anything. I think Ligma Fagea is a little jealous.

Yeah. Ligma's a little out of line right now. The guy wears shoes says, I hear the Ligma forest has great foliage. It does. It is nice in the wet seasons as well. Yeah. Very moist. Seth Weathers says,

You have to visit Mary Easter. Domain ending, you know the thing. MaryEaster.com? What is that? Oh, yeah, we got to get the Let's Go Brandon Christmas wrap. Seth Weathers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good dude.

Do you remember the link to that Brandon Rapper oh man Brandon Rapping I forgot the website Seth I'm sure you can find it someone in the chat

will give it to us yeah someone will chat it I think that's really great because I was saying like for Christmas you give people presents in that and it's like

you're giving them a present but if it's like one of your woke family members you're also kind of insulting them. Oh, yeah. That's what I give it. Just MAGA paper. I'm just going to give Trump ads.

And when they open it, it's a picture of Trump. Make America great again ads. Did you see what I tweeted? I used the Stable Diffusion AI, and I typed in high-res photo of Donald Trump with bulging muscles and a hot bod. Oh, it's so good. And it actually made it, and I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, so I screenshotted it and posted it with hashtag MAGA.

And, like, leftists thought it was real. Like, they thought that I was seriously... I don't know what they thought. They were like, this guy likes Trump. I'm like, dude, I'm making fun of him. Like, it is a joke. I don't think they understand how to take anything as a joke. Like, I don't think they get humor, a guy likes Trump. I'm like, dude, I'm making fun of him. Like, it is a joke. I don't think they understand how to take anything as a joke.

Like, I don't think they get humor, a lot of them. They don't. It just eludes them. Like, the fact that you typed in something so specific, and Google was like, here you are. No, it was stable diffusion. Yeah, sorry. They were like, here you go. So an AI generated that image. Yeah, for you.

And it's Donald Trump on, like, Arnold's body. He looks great. Yeah, for you. And it's Donald Trump on like Arnold's body. He looks great. Yeah, and it looks oddly real. I know. I like the Rand Paul one. Yeah, I did Ron Paul. I said Ron Paul saving puppy, high res photo of Ron Paul

saving puppies from a disaster. Yeah. And he's like holding a bunch of puppies. Holding a bunch of puppies. Somebody commented, they were like, Tim, it's an AI.

You can't actually increase the resolution. And I'm like, my guy, it's a style. When you Google search high res photo, you get a particular kind of image. When you tell the AI, what it does is it looks at what the internet has and then tries to create effects. I know the resolution won't be increased by it, but it tries to make it look like how they look.

If you type in something like Ron Paul saving puppies, I got a cartoon. I did Joe Biden as Superman and it was like a very crude drawing of Joe Biden. I'm like, okay, so I need high-res photo and then it makes it, you know. I hope that we get Terminators and that's who they start sending back. Yeah. Just random stuff

like that. Well, we made a t-shirt. It's actually pinned in the chat right now. It's Super MAGA. I typed into the ai donald trump going super saiyan and uh you know like goku and his hair like turns blonde again one of those for real yeah we sold like i think we've sold a couple thousand of them already but i made it as a joke and then when donald trump announced i was like oh i mean like yeah we have this kamagamaga and he's yelling and his hair is golden like you know goku so yeah that's a good one but the ai made it i thought it was cool i feel like there's a lot of boomers who are gonna wear that unironically yeah i i actually this is crazy

because i tweeted the image out because i thought it was funny and then i i've seen people start posting it in their profile pictures and on Instagram and stuff. Like, they really think it's funny. And I'm like, okay, well, you can buy it, you know, and wear it. And it's hilarious. You know, the funny thing is I went to a bar and they had one of those flags where Trump is riding a velociraptor with like an Uzi or something. And there's like explosions all around him. Oh, that one's the best. Stuff like that.

And then I'm just like, these leftists see these pictures online and they're like, it's a and i'm like no dude they're self-aware you're not right the fact that you think they're in a cult proves you're in a cult because they know it's stupid they know they're joking about trump being an old man and they're making they're making like they're not mocking trump so much as they're they're laughing at a meme about trump right you know this depiction of him is riding a dinosaur or something like him and putin shirtless on a horse you're not actually a meme about Trump. Right. You know, this depiction of him is riding a dinosaur or something. Well, it's even like him and Putin shirtless on a horse. You're not actually getting angry about it. Like, there's no reason to. It's just funny.

Right, right. Yeah, when they make stuff like that and they're like, ha ha, you're offended. And I'm like, nah, that's pretty funny. No, it's good. I think you landed it. Thanks. Yeah. This hurts your whole day.

I'm like, not at all. You threatening to kill me every time i make a joke that hurts my day yeah i mean even not really yeah it's like you know what i mean crying into the wind they could never do that stuff with biden though they could never make a you know a photo of biden with explosions riding a velociraptor and you know on a tank and it works they tried with dark maga oh the dark brandon stuff i didn't i didn't understand that they were taking that seriously but they genuinely try to say it like it's a good thing like oh dark brandon wins again but they don't they don't get it like donald trump is an arrogant blowhard so making images

of him wearing like golden armor with giant with a giant spear and iron fists is like you're making fun of this idea or his easy e you know like just stuff like that like it all works when when you do it with Biden, you're like, it doesn't work because what would make Biden funny is him wearing those pajamas that would cover your whole body, both the butt flaps.

Joe Biden wearing that and fumbling about would be a funny example. A candlestick and a nightcap and going to bed. Yeah, right. That is a way to depict Joe Biden because you're exaggerating what people say about him. Yeah. Staying in a basement, never debate. Stuff like that.

You have to make fun of. Yeah. And then you exaggerate it. That's why it's funny about Trump because he can be ridiculous. You personify that and multiply it by a thousand. We got a good one from James Derryberry. He says, Ligma Johnson hardwood preservation. Quote, I wish a million seeds.

That nailed it. We should definitely call it the Ligma Johnson hardwood preservation. I'm down. That's really good. It'll be cool because we can actually build like a pavilion there and then do events. Yeah, and that'll be made of the hardwood, the very hardwood we promised to preserve. And every time we take down some wood, the very hard wood we promised to preserve. And every time we take down some wood, we plant new wood.

Yeah, we always want more wood. Yeah, we're not going to just take wood and let it not grow again. We're not monsters. Come on, guys. Lars Job says, My paternal grandpa had full-on Parkinson's in the late 80s, but somehow was still allowed to keep his license in Cali. Rode shotgun with him to his avocado grove along Winding Canyon Road six months before it was revoked.

White knuckles and a change of drawers for me. That's not a good story. Yeah, I've ridden in a car with some older family members, and, you know, look, legit, you're going like, whoa, whoa, a lot. Yeah, my grandma had like a sun, whoa, a lot. Yeah, my grandma had like a sunfire and I'm not sure

if she hit people. I just remember being very scared as a child. She was insane. For some reason, I just, I'm too afraid to get in cars these days.

I like driving. I do. I like cars. I always have. But yeah, there's just a lot of old people who, some are sharp though,

but sometimes you just got to give the grand trino to the Asian neighbor boy. Here's something interesting. Scroats Magote says, Luke, I was banned on Twitter five years ago. I appealed last week and was reinstated Tuesday. Sweet. Congrats. Welcome back to the party. William Tresh says, Dave, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.

The monster's name is John Fetterwoman. You are absolutely right. I'm sorry. And actually, I don't know if that's true, that meme, where they're like, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. The monster was called Frankenstein's monster. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure the monster was called Frankenstein. I think it was.

Well, and the people in the city turned out to be the monster. I mean, that was really the thing. Wow. But now it's the guy. Yeah. Well, there you go. For sure. But, you know, then it was the people who didn't accept the monster,

who was made by a lightning bolt. That's just true. And body parts that got dug up. Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says, Ashley, say water, coffee. You got a Northeast. Oh, they always do this to me. They did this to me last time.

They said, what did someone say? They said, she sounds like she's from New Jersey. I want her to be this to me. They did this to me last time. They said, what did someone say? They said, she sounds like she's from New Jersey. I want her to be mean to me. Why? Because when you say water and coffee. Water. Coffee. I have no idea.

Where are you from? Coffee. I live in New York City. Yeah, she's got. Is that where you're from, though? Born? Yeah, my mom is. Yeah.

So she always. You have the coffee talk. Well, she's. My mom's from New York and she's Jewish. So I didn't really have a choice. Yeah, you're going to get that gene. What's your dad? All right.

He's French. Is he? He's French. Okay. Do you speak French? I'm very white. Okay. No, I don't speak French.

Oh, we got a good one here from Noah Zork. He says, if you build a private airfield, you can name it Ligma Landing Strip. There you go. So we'll get the land, we'll put a landing strip on it and it'll be the ligma landing strip well yeah we have to be able to get planes in that's right like we need a carpet cleaners too yeah i'm just imagining how we're like laughing how stupid this is and then you know like 100 years later there's like this resort called the ligma johnson family

retreat on this like privately owned land that's open to the public we have to have a fire department but they can't shoot water it's all the foam i went to uh there's this resort in near pittsburgh called nemacolin and it's the family that did 84 lumber and they like when you go in there there's this little section where they have a documentary playing like explaining the life of the guy who founded it like it would just be funny if you had that and it's like showing pictures of like the show and it's like in the year 2022 several personalities were speaking at a table and decided to make a joke about fellatio and then they got people to donate money to buy this land that you're you're on now which is why the planet is now called ligma john yeah it's like a hundred years later there's like a

civil war and then they use that as like the main base it becomes the capital of the resistance and then when they win they're just like the boundaries expand and then before anybody realized it's like did you know there's a bunch of roads in iraq that are named after like football players and things like that in israel yeah because what i heard was that when uh in afghanistan too when u.s troops went there and they started driving and creating paths they didn't have names so they would just be like uh brett farve or something like that like what can we call it they'll be like take a ride on farve and so then they ended up making roads based off of sports players or things they knew yeah

so like you know ligma johnson is where everyone lives and then someone builds a farm not realizing they're expanding the boundaries, but they just say, I live in Ligma Johnson. And then just because of the natural flow of human expansion, 100 years later, it's just like the country of Ligma Johnson. Yeah, that's true. This is the Jack Meoff Resort. Right. And then like— That's the town of anal fissures that drew up next door. That one is just very direct.

It's like the Hatfield and McCoy's though. This is what starts the whole Civil War. The anal fishers. What a very important episode. They're very uncomfortable people. Andrew Hughes says, remember when San Francisco News also got stung with Asia on a plane crash pilots captain Sum Ting Wong We Too Low Holy Fook

Bang Ding Au yeah Luke brought that up but we'll read that one Matt Bayer says shout out to Grindstone Ministries and Bayer Independent for doing what FEMA isn't in Oklahoma right on yeah that's true Daniel Welch says Ligma Johnson Forest must have a natural geyser.

Yes. We're going to Wyoming. Could you imagine if the founding fathers were just sitting there writing things down and laughing about it like this? And then we're going to tell them that everybody gets to vote. It's all John Hancock. He's like, I got them all.

Let me get your John Hancock. Come on. It's not John Hancock. He's like, I got them all. Let me get your John Hancock. Come on. It's not even your name. I know, I know, but we didn't do it like this. Mr. Mick Jones, Ligma Johnson, Candle Scent, Morning Wood. This whole episode is basically just us talking about Ligma Johnson.

And it all started right before we said, people are too stupid to vote. So we've proved it. Well, to actually, you know, make the point, we know what a joke is. Yes. They don't. Like, Brenda Joy Gray is a progressive.

She didn't understand that they were joking. Like, they just, it's crazy. NPC meme all the way, man. She's going to have a lot of content from this episode. Yeah, we had, well, we would do that with video announcements in high school. I mean, that's just like, anybody should know what that is, you know? Like, how do you not know that joke?

And she's like, I don't understand why there'd be a name like that. Let's read one last Super Chat. Chrissy Starsky saying, how about the Ligma Johnson finishing school for young ladies? I saw that one. I'm like, ladies. I saw that one.

I was like, I'm not reading that one. All right, everybody. If you haven't already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, become a member at TimCast.com. We're going to have a members-only show coming up for you, uncensored, not family-friendly. I have a very short song to play for you when we start the members-only show that you're not going to want to miss, and it will give you a good laugh. And then we'll talk about some cultural issues. So smash that like button, subscribe

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