Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #825 LeBron's 18 Yr Old Son Bronny James Suffers Cardiac Arrest w/Roseanne & Michael Malice
Episode Date: July 26, 2023Tim, Ian, Phil, & Kellen join Michael Malice & Roseanne Barr to discuss Bronny James suffering from cardiac arrest, Biden accidentally saying he cured cancer, DeSantis firing campaign staffers over Na...zi imagery used in video, & the government saying they have alien technology. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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So the big news today was that LeBron James's 18-year-old son suffered cardiac arrest while practicing.
And instantly on Twitter, vaccine begins trending and everybody is beginning to debate that conversation
or have that conversation with people on the left saying, like, oh, it's a conspiracy theory, it's not true.
And people on the right, of course, saying it's time to have that talk.
So we're going to talk about what happened with lebron james i really want to talk about
experimental medicine because i recently went and got some technically experimental medicine myself
and there's some interesting conversation to have there we also have a bunch of other uh really
interesting stories it was um joe biden i guess he accidentally said that we cured cancer or
something he muttered we've ended cancer as we know it.
And, you know, it's a big problem when your president mistakes Syria for Libya during military meetings or publicly declares we've ended cancer as we know it when we have not.
But that's the president.
What do you expect?
And then we've got some other interesting stories.
Ron DeSantis has fired a campaign staffer who retweeted a video
that had the black sun in it.
Nazi symbol.
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Now,
uh,
of course you could already tell that Michael Malice is joining us tonight.
Hi everybody.
And he's sitting here.
He ordered pizza.
You order pizza.
Well,
I didn't order it.
I got the team,
the team,
the team ordered it,
but Michael insisted.
He said,
I'd like to have a pizza party.
And we said,
how do you think you want Michael?
While you're here?
It's,
you know,
my home is your home. Thank you so much. You want said, how do you think you want, Michael? While you're here, my home is your home.
Thank you so much.
Who are you?
I am Michael Malice.
I am really excited to be back here.
My new book's The White Pill, whitepillbook.com.
Yeah, it's been a minute since our last,
we all had that big get-together in Austin
where Alex kind of make it a little go off the rails.
So I thought we'd just have another reunion,
have a little bit of a date.
And I had a surprise guest with me
and the surprise got a little bit ruined,
but I'm ecstatic.
How was it ruined?
I was sitting downstairs at the poker table
and Roseanne Barr walks in.
No, the whole point was,
I was supposed to introduce her on air.
It was good.
I had this whole fantasy in my head,
but yeah, the legend icon
and someone who I'm kind of surreal
that I'm friends with this person and takes my calls.
Roseanne Barr is here.
Hi.
Good pizza, huh?
Really good.
I don't think you need to introduce yourself.
You can if you'd like to.
Hi.
He already introduced me.
She used to be on The View.
Then she hosted the Rosie O'Donnell Show for several years.
I'm happy to be here.
I came to learn from you.
Oh, you want me to go over here?
Yeah, grab the mic so people can hear you.
You told me not to eat on the mic.
Well, you're talking.
Just swallow the pizza and then, you know.
Okay.
Yeah, I wanted to see how you do
because I'm doing a podcast now,
rosannbar.com on YouTube
and all the usual places.
So I wanted to watch how you do.
You're living large on this podcast stuff.
I love it.
I'm going to learn from you.
Oh, I appreciate it.
Yeah, we'll tell you anything you want to know.
Got a yard full of chickens.
That looks good.
We have too many chickens.
We have more.
There's babies in there.
And they make more of themselves
is the thing.
You know what I mean?
You just leave them in there
and you come back and there's more
and you're like, oh.
How many eggs a day are you getting?
30 maybe.
Good.
Yeah, it's a lot of chickens.
This is the top story.
It's huge news.
Chicken City is overpopulated.
It smells bad.
Oh, yeah.
That's all that ammonia.
And does it mess up their feet too?
No, they're fine.
It's not that overpopulated.
It rains and stuff, and they have the outdoor area.
Well, thank you for joining us. It's going to be really fun. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad I'm feet too. No, they're fine. It's not that overpopulated. It rains and stuff and they have the outdoor area. But well, thank you for joining us.
It's going to be really fun.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad I'm here too.
Thanks for inviting me.
I'm delighted to make stuff like this.
Just in all seriousness,
people ask me a lot of times,
as many people know,
I was a lifelong New Yorker.
I've lived in Austin now for two years.
I am now know how to drive a car.
I'm getting lessons from Colin Robb, who's a professional race car driver and national indoor skydiving champion.
Follow him on Instagram.
Colin, C-O-L-L-I-N-R-O-B-B underscore on Instagram.
Great dude.
Well, and I'm filming it because I thought it would be funny.
So now I'm at the level of like Asian female in terms of my driving skills.
I can get around.
Step on it.
But the thing I miss, people ask me, do you miss New York?
Do you miss new york do you miss new york what i missed about new york is that when you go to a party some get together
you're going to run into cool people who are doing awesome things and that kind of vanished
but that's happening now in austin so to be able to like sit in a room and here comes rosanne bar
is just completely surreal i got on right i gotta hand it to you man because it's your big part of
that it's amazing how you can just manifest you put your mind to it before you even move down there.
You're like, I'm going to set up a house where a lot of, I don't know, you didn't say intelligent people.
It is intelligent.
It's like a kind of erudite, you know, people that enjoy art and reading and things like information.
Man, I went to a party at Michael Malice's house, and I highly recommend it.
If anyone is down there in Austin and you know Michael, that is the place to be.
It was a lot of fun.
Very excited to meet the people you know.
Roseanne, you're one of them. I love you.
Alright, also joining us is Phil
Labonte. How you doing? I am
Phil Labonte, lead singer of All That Remains,
anti-communist and counter-revolutionary. I am
excited to be here. Hi, Roseanne.
I am so happy to be here.
Ms. Barr.
Ms. Barr.
Mr. Malice, I thoroughly enjoy your
company when you're not pointing your
claws at me
my favorite people uh we are uh we're ready to go so uh ian's of course here yeah i gave a little
sly intro a little bit before phil sorry about that homie no don't apologize well i don't really
have anything to bring other than what i already did i'm just glad you guys are here man and i'm
going to point out to the audience that you missed some gold because watching ian and rosanne talk
about ufos before we started.
Yeah, we got a UFO story.
Okay.
Yeah.
Talking about power sources.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about UFOs because apparently some former government intelligence guy came out and said that the US has off earth technology.
I am so freaking lucky that I get to see all this shit.
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
All right.
We also got Kellen mashing all the buttons.
Yeah.
I'm filling in again for search tonight. What's up, everybody?
I'm Kellen. Ian, I loved to see your
X's today. You're really X-ing like crazy.
It's always good to see it.
I'll X harder. Rock on. So you guys know
Twitter is rebranded now to X.
Everyone's been X-ing. Hopefully keep their due diligence.
I feel, why isn't it expressing?
Express.
Express. Right?
I mean, I think X is dumb.
I don't care what they call it, though.
The problem with express is it's two syllables, and you need, like, one syllable word for it.
All right.
I don't know why he changed it.
I went and got this tattoo on my arm about three years ago.
It's the Twitter bird, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Because I said, well, this, I said, well, someday, real quick, this was three years ago,
I said, the people are going to own Twitter because I can see it coming.
Now this is no damn good.
I've got to put an X.
Oh, even better.
Well, let's jump into the news.
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Here's the big story. This timcast.com for the app.com for the after show here's the here's the the big story this is crazy it's from uh yahoo bronnie james lebron james's
18 year old son suffered cardiac arrest here's what you need you need to know uh i mean that's
basically the story he was on the he was he was practicing he had a car he had a cardiac uh he
had cardiac arrest he was rushed to the hospital he's very serious he's in stable condition he
survived the big news however how old 18 oh survived. The big news, however, is that
the big news outside of that is that
Elon, here's
the Daily Mail, Bronnie James cardiac
arrest is linked to the COVID-19
vaccine Elon Musk suggests,
saying, we cannot ascribe
everything to the vaccine, but by the same
token, we cannot ascribe nothing,
Musk wrote. Myocarditis is a known
side effect. The only question is whether it is rare or common musk's tweet continued i will just say this as i always
start videos like this talk to your doctor about what's right for you find trusted medical
professionals a lot of people don't trust the medical system but there are people out there
who are good medical professionals you can trust just do the work and uh the cdc it says it is rare
myocarditis but i'm wondering what you guys think about this whole thing.
Can I say one thing?
It seems to me, I'm going to put my tinfoil hat on with this issue.
It seems to me that one of the big stresses where the demand was to get everyone as vaccinated as possible was to socialize risk.
Because if everyone's invested and if bad things start to happen where we're all in this
together whereas if you have one population and that population has consequences then it's like
okay it's happening to them it's now there's going to be hell to pay now it's like okay wait wait you
guys screwed up you know people in florida you guys screwed up maybe young people whatever if
it's everybody then it's kind of like you can't it's like that's how corporate corporate systems
work bureaucracies work if you distribute um the consequences then really no one's to blame
but but here's here's i but that also created the perception of risk itself so i'll say a few things
the cdc says that myocarditis is a rare side effect from uh the mrna vaccine specifically
this is the cdc saying it don't take don't take my word for it and myocarditis is listed as a cause uh
sometimes a cause of cardiac arrest in young athletic males that would easily mean that
sometimes people get the covid vaccine may suffer myocarditis and that may result in cardiac arrest
i believe it's extremely rare however we gave out as of october that was the latest number i could
find 630 at 637 or some ridiculous
number of vaccine doses. You give out that many, let's say it's one in a million people who will
get myocarditis, you're going to have 600 and some odd cases of myocarditis, then you're going to
hear a bunch of stories in the news, and people are going to assume many stories means it's
happening all the time, when actually the same percentage of people are suffering a rare side
effect. Yeah, but, you know, if you really were going to have some trust in statistics,
you would have hoped they would have used a control group in the quote-unquote science,
which they didn't.
So we don't really know how many people, and plus I don't trust their numbers anyway,
but I think that what happened to him is that global warming got him.
Oh, yeah, but that's a good point or white supremacy no hold on the stress of both very big issues but
where where are they at it was 120 degrees in las vegas so uh he used to so hot right heart was
going crazy pumping the heat actually in all seriousness this in all seriousness though
when you're really hot your heart pumps your blood like crazy to move the heat through your body.
But it was hot.
And then he saw some dudes from Saudi Arabia in the traditional garb, thought it was KKK members, had a heart attack.
We're all joking.
No, but if you've ever been in that Las Vegas heat, I mean, I about had myocarditis when I was there like about five years ago just walking outside to the cab.
Yeah, but you were a senior citizen.
You know what I mean?
He's like an 18-year-old athlete.
But the other thing is,
why they're being disingenuous
is they're saying it's rare.
Death from COVID is rare.
It was like 1%.
Even if something happens to 1% of the people,
that's rare.
And murder, I think American is 330 million people
and there's like 20,000 murders.
So that's statistically irrelevant.
It's rare, but are we going to pretend murder doesn't matter?
So that word is kind of a weasel word.
It could mean what you're saying or it could mean that it's doubling what it should have been, but that's still rare and we should care about it.
Well, when it comes to the CDC, though, one thing that I find interesting and, you know, I wear a permanent tinfoil hat.
You know that, baby baby because i'm 70
i don't believe anything anybody tells me but uh you know the permanent thing they say is to really
check out what these undertakers are saying how the death rate went up in what population for the
undertakers know it and uh they say it's through the roof of people, you know, and insurance companies say it too.
Their stuff went up 100 million points.
That could be COVID.
But I don't believe.
No, it's people dying from myocarditis.
Here's the thing.
I don't believe that five years ago that there were enough news articles of young athletes getting myocarditis and possibly dying i
don't think this was a thing well they was right all over the all over the place on soccer fields
and south that's what i'm saying but i'm saying five years if they're they're they're trying to
make it out this has nothing to do the vaccines i don't think and it's just we're just noticing it
now i don't think there would have been enough to notice five years ago here's my here's my question
why why is the immediate assumption it's vaccines and not that it was covid we so we know that myocarditis covid covid does cause myocarditis okay uh and we know that
that's true it was the alpha the alpha strain was brutal was super brutal and then over time
as it started to mutate it became less and less serious the various strange omicron whatever
so the first strains were were nuts so you know all these we see these documentaries like, what was that one where they're pulling the
clots out of the body?
Oh, yeah.
Was that died suddenly?
Died suddenly.
I saw that and I said, could COVID be doing this?
And the weird thing to me about it is you've got this conspiracy theory.
And I'm not saying that to be disparaging to people who don't trust big pharma.
The idea being that there is these vaccines may be causing blood
clots they call it the clot shot and stuff like that and i'm like here's a conspiracy theory
covid was manufactured through gain-of-function research doc fauci funded it it was made in the
lab it leaked and is causing extreme reactions that we're seeing which results in blood clots
and myocarditis true what about that conspiracy theory right i mean that could be i'll accept that one that's what that's what i'm saying i mean i i think also to your point it's
kind of telling that you're now in a position to make that question on uh on air and not be
shut down completely and totally now there's two possibilities one people push back enough they're
like okay or that there's enough data that what you're just asking about can no longer just be
pretended to be just tinfoil hat nonsense well it's proven it's fact there's enough data that what you're just asking about can no longer just be pretended to be just tinfoil hat nonsense.
It's proven. It's fact.
One thing that a lot of a lot of the liberals brought up in counter to, you know, vaccine starts trending when Brownie James has this news breaks.
And a bunch of liberals are like, hey, COVID causes myocarditis.
And it does. And it did like well before the vaccines.
We were seeing it. I don't know if there's enough news.
I feel like it would cause it in young people and young athletes.
It might cause it in someone who's older and weaker already.
But like the whole thing with COVID is it's not targeting young people.
And in fact, children almost –
Well, we don't know that though.
Well, we know in terms of the death rates and things like that.
Well, but death rate is not the same as transmission.
I could see like –
I read a study that said that a lot of infants, you know, that are born dead, I can't remember the word for it.
Stillborn.
Stillborn.
They have heart issues from mother.
In utero?
Yeah.
So we don't know if that's that the mother had COVID or that she got vaccinated either.
I had Count Dankula on my show and he was talking about the rates of stillbirth and mis miscarriage in scotland was like through the roof yeah that could be that could be covered
yeah i'm just saying the thing is it's not nothing right the whole point is that absolutely the
argument is this isn't really happening or just noticing it it just because you can't think of
the cause doesn't mean the consequence is not occurring but we should be open to exactly you
know discussing and like using scientific method rather than getting in big fistfights over this or that.
We should be open to finding out what the hell is.
And I don't think it's a partisan issue.
I don't think it is either.
I mean, this has nothing to do with Republicans.
But they make everything into a partisan fight.
Democrat governors put COVID patients in nursing homes and killed elderly people they were warned they killed the old people definitely they cuomo was warned explicitly right
the javits center and the comfort were available for housing sick people and he was like i put
them in nursing homes and they said if you do that elderly people will contract covid they will die
he did it anyway and then you had someone for that he must have done a calculated risk like
if we don't do
it this many people could die if we do do it less people javits center yeah it wasn't even at
capacity it was it was they converted into hospital i i said you know that they that i've
heard this i don't know that it's back but i've seen it reported as fact that hospitals did get
a payoff for every death yes yes that's true listed as 26 here's what i want
to say about you know uh we have we have this debate over like desantis and trump and this
conversation comes up and people often point to you know trump was buddy buddy with fauci
and trump did operation warp speed and i just want to say you know look i like experimental
medicine a lot trump was in favor of right to try right it's a good thing government mandates are a bad
thing right corporations mandating people get a medication and the government through circuitous
methods or direct methods forcing it is the problem yeah trump funding whatever i'm like
if i don't if i'm not forced anything i i don't really care right i mean fine whatever i don't
like the big pharmaceuticals multi massive multinational corporations but i recently just
went to tijuana and got experimental medication
to treat my damaged hip, and it helped me out greatly, but I chose it.
So, yeah, I don't like the, you know, my view is not to rag on Trump
because he funded experiments.
It's to rag on the politicians and the executives
who are forcing people to get medicated.
Is that just me, or does it seem like people criticize Trump
for not being a libertarian, even though they're not libertarians?
Like to think that Trump wouldn't want the government to do something would would be really kind of ridiculous, in my opinion, because Donald Trump's not a small government kind of guy.
He was never that kind of dude.
He knew how to work the government in New York to, you know, be able to get at least some buildings built and stuff. So the idea that Donald Trump needs to be held accountable
in the way that you would hold a libertarian accountable
seems off to me.
I think they're more trying to hold him accountable
for trusting people that he should have known are nefarious.
Fair.
That's the issue, I think.
I can't speak for Trump supporters.
Well, who else was he going to trust?
It's not like there was anybody decent to choose from.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah, he brought on Bolton.
I think that was because one of his donors wanted him to bring on John Bolton, and then
Bolton stabs in the back.
Yeah.
Trump brought on so many dumb people.
Like, Fauci, though, is the dumbest guy.
I mean, Fauci is the most wrong guy.
Remember with AIDS?
Fauci, remember back then?
I don't remember it, but I've read a lot about it since then.
Because you're not that old.
I've been going down this...
I do, and my brother's gay, you know,
and I remember when AIDS was the big thing,
and Fauci was the problem then, too.
Yeah, I just finished watching this superb miniseries
from back in the day called Angels in America
about the AIDS crisis in New York.
And I think this...
I might even write a book about about at some point because i think people
have forgotten how dark it was and it was a joke because it was happening to them and like ha ha
and it was it's really if you look back it was extremely disturbing how this population was
treated and and like just almost applauded i heard a conspiracy theory about the mmr vaccine 1980
they they established and they distributed mass distribution of the mmMR vaccine in 1980. They established and they distributed a mass distribution of the MMR vaccine,
some new vaccine, and this is the conspiracy theory
is that it was tainted with HIV. Right, I heard
that. A lot of people got it, but most people
were able to fight it off. It was the people doing poppers
and partying until 5 a.m. that got really sick.
Which you can't talk about. And then they were like, gay, it's the gay, and it's like
no, it's because their bodies were weakened. But we don't
need that conspiracy because we know
that Bayer had tainted
hemophilia medication.
That's historically a fact.
Well, have you heard of Celia Farber?
Uh-uh.
She's a great journalist, and she went back in the 90s when I was on my show.
She brought me evidence.
She's a prize-winning journalist.
And she had traced it back to the Salk vaccine, place in africa where they tested on those children the salk and the sabin polio vaccine is the same place where aids originated you know this
is uh uh it's like a it's like a dangerous youtube subject either way because i don't i don't i i i'm
not inclined to immediately say that vaccines caused whatever. There's so many conspiracy theories about all this medication.
No, but I'm just saying, like,
experimenting on a captive population is always bad.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, you can't do that.
So I just watched Bohemian Rhapsody, the movie.
Queen, such an amazing band.
Bohemian Rhapsody, is it the greatest song of all time?
Yes, absolutely.
And so I'm watching it. We built this city as the greatest song of all time yes perhaps absolutely and so I'm watching it
we built this city
as the greatest song
of all time
that's a good song
no he was the greatest singer
ever
you think so
he's your favorite
yeah
I just
Queen is so good
you know
and especially after
watching that movie
I'm listening to all
their songs again
after all this time
and I'm like
eclectic
yes that's the thing
about them
operatic
just so amazing
groundbreaking
this may be a little crass but
i love don't stop me now but every time i i listen to that i'm like you know one second
thought someone should have stopped that guy oh god tim that's a michael malice joke but lord
what i'm not saying to be mean i i'm not saying that as a joke i literally people should have
been like someone should have at least moderated him. You know, maybe not stop him, but yeah. But that wasn't the time,
so I mean,
it was all excess.
But it's,
you know,
Michael's over here,
he's very laughing,
he likes it.
But I'm not saying it's a joke,
I'm saying it,
this guy was doing drugs,
he was partying nonstop all the time,
that destroys his immune system,
he contracts HIV,
and I'm just like,
that's such a brutal thing,
but,
you know,
my point is,
when it comes to
these conspiracy theories about what really happened i'm like these stories are all people
who as like ian pointed out are doing a bunch of drugs all the time rock and roll having tons of
sex all the time azt we have actually a control group for this because we have someone here who
had that level of fame so when you were like at the top of your power how would someone have put
you in check if they wanted to because like when you're like freddie mercury level i feel like no
one can tell you anything you're damn right yeah if they try you're out of there right you're not
gonna tell me i made this money this is my money and i'll do with it as i choose yeah and that's
how it is yeah we're just and most people, they end up dead.
That is the truth.
But my point is not that you could have stopped
Freddie Mercury. My point is that...
No, I hear you, but I'm just saying it's interesting we can actually talk to someone
on that level of fame.
I wouldn't let nobody stop me.
No, but right, right.
My point is not that he could have been stopped.
My point is, how does this disease
come about? Because these people
can't be stopped.
These celebrities, ultra rock stars, promiscuous.
They don't want to stop.
It's a big suicidal trip.
It's like, hey, you've reached the peak and you've done everything there is to do.
You don't want to downslide.
Now, you're not going back.
You're going out.
Yeah.
I want to bring it.
No one's going to.
Yeah, right.
Into the occult.
I got to bring it.
So it is a dark story to talk about.
I mean, no disrespect.
It's a terrible story.
But we did talk about this great new, there's a great stride that has been taken, is underway.
Joe Biden has cured cancer, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, that's so cool.
We have this from the Postmillennial.
Joe Biden breaking.
He claims we ended cancer as we know it.
The real story, because I'm not here to bury the lead or manipulate you, is that Biden mumbled what sounded like we ended cancer as we know it, seemingly on accident.
And I just find it kind of sad and humorous.
I'm so glad I donated money to him.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's play the clip.
Yeah, and fetter me.
If you didn't do anything at all, Joe, what would you do?
I said I'd cure cancer.
And he looked at me like, why cancer?
Because no one thinks we can.
That's why.
And we can.
Yeah, that's why.
We'd end cancer as we know it.
Never mind the dead.
Should he try to cure drug addiction?
Did he cure drug addiction too?
Should that be the one?
The clip.
It's a little late for a bow, huh?
I got to say to the post-millennial,
post-millennial,
do not clip the audio
right after a word is spoken while he's still speaking.
Because that diminishes the veracity of making this claim.
For all we know, he said, we ended cancer as we know it.
What I mean to say is we can end cancer as we know it.
But you cut him off and now we don't know the context.
But I'll give you some more context if you look this up.
During the campaign, the 2020 campaign, he explicitly said, when I'm elected, we will cure cancer.
Yes, he did.
Yes.
Yeah, he did.
But if you look at the whole context, it was like, we're not going to stop until we put enough resources to solve this.
So it was out of context.
The sentence sounds crazy.
And I'm sure that's what it's a throwback for him.
By the way, I had this tweet.
And I think you maybe that's what all those bio labs in the Ukraine are for is to come up with a cure for cancer.
Maybe.
Who knows?
And to confirm what you're saying, it was in Ottumo, Iowa, June 11th, 2019.
Biden said he would, quote, cure cancer.
The other thing that I'm really excited about is if it's Trump, Biden as the two candidates, it will be literally impossible to convince Joe Biden that he's not living in 2020.
Literally.
That's what I wondered about what he said here.
I think what he meant to say was we're going to cancer as we know it but he said it in the present tense
yes he's done he's okay so this is not the worst thing he's done there was the famous story where
he kept saying libya instead of syria and it's it's kind of a big deal if the president commander
in chief is speaking to the armed forces and this he was he was speaking at the un or whatever
but imagine he goes to a meeting in the situation room he's like we got
we got to bomb libya and they're like are you sure it's like yeah just get him out of there
just just do it and it's like okay i guess then it's like breaking news the next day new york
times u.s declares war on libya and we're like why we did that already though
france did it for us yeah you know if he was like instead of saying we gotta send troops and he's
talking to his generals we gotta send troops and he says
troops are in the generals would be like what
they're already in
because he's speaking in the present tense
there was a lot of talk like this when Trump was in office
and people on the left Democrats were freaking out
like they think Trump's an idiot
and I can't believe this guy's commander in chief
but I don't think Republicans have that fear
about Biden because there's really an understanding
that he's not running anything he's like saying all these things and everyone about Biden because there's really an understanding that he's not running anything.
He's like saying all these things.
Everyone's just like, yeah, who cares?
Like, we know he's not running the military.
I don't.
I don't.
100%.
Like, he's, he's, he's, it's, it's never Joe Biden actually calling shots.
Yes.
He's definitely got handlers that are telling him what to say.
He admits it at the podium constantly.
And that's his.
They'll get mad at me.
They want me to say this.
He, he tells people all the time. And that's been his career. That's why he got me. They want me to say this. He tells people all the time.
And that's been his career.
That's why he got the nomination.
He was a team player.
He was a party hack.
I agree and disagree.
I think it's true he has AIDS.
HIV.
Hey, good news, Jack.
Good news, Jack.
Joe Biden has White House aides
who tell him,
his staff members,
what to say
and who to call upon
and things like this. And he says they're going to get mad. People assume that means there's like has white house aides who tell him his staff members what to say and who to call upon and
things like this and he says they're going to get mad people assume that means they're just like
there's like a cia puppet master pulling strings when it could just be that biden has staff members
who get angry when he asks them for help they give him help and then he doesn't do what they say
it doesn't mean that he's literally being told he has to do things i think it's a combination of the
two i think he does just go with the flow and is told to do things but then he also just does
things himself and that creates chaos i also think that in many ways is similar to trump because
trump very clearly seemed to not be a big picture was a big picture guy and wasn't worried about the
minutiae and it seemed very clear it's like okay i trust you because when you're running like a
trump organization hotel organization you're not looking at the hotel in Atlanta, the hotel in New York.
You have someone you trust.
They're there.
And you delegate it.
So, you know, that's kind of, I'm sure that was the situation during his presidency.
And that's why a lot of it went off the rails because he didn't have a strong deck of people to staff.
And then they're just going rogue.
Yeah.
And bragging about it.
I don't know.
I don't even think this Biden is the other Biden.
You don't look nothing like the original Biden.
Neither do you.
Well, that's true.
Look who's talking.
Yeah, that's true.
He got plastic surgery.
That's the funniest thing.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, he got hair plugs for sure.
And he got lifts.
I'm pretty sure he got a facelift.
Oh, yeah, he's got a lift for sure.
But it's not, I mean, the old Biden has a much squarer face.
Yeah, well, they pull your flesh back, you know.
Well, I've had that, so I know that. But still, his
cheekbones were much wider
and... Are you the original Joe Biden?
Is that what you're trying to tell us? I think he's being
portrayed by an actor.
I do. I think he's wearing a mask
and he's being portrayed by an actor.
A flesh mask. Did you guys see the Jamie
Foxx video? No. Jamie Foxx
put out a video and he's like, hey guys, you know,
I'm alright. And then everyone
started showing these like celebrity headshot
pictures of his face alongside his
cell phone video where he's pale.
And it's really simple. It's the
width of the camera lens.
So, Google
this YouTube video, camera lens, distortion
face, and you can see a guy's face
changing shape. Wait, hold on. I gotta ask.
Roseanne. Monique says they gotta ask rosanne let me ask you
this rosanne if you've you've been in hollywood for decades if you're gonna have an actor who's
going to play joe biden when you have an actor who knows how to deliver the lines
well they told him to act like he's got the alzheimer's why would you do that when you
want an actor who actually doesn't have the alzheimer's no because it's all a show it's all a show for the american people well that's a bit too much
now that's a sitcom i would like it's true yeah it's true because people have to see how it works
look at it's the sopranos why is nobody seeing what's going on is it's the new sopranos with
the biden family i think you should bring back the golden
girls and have them but half of all of alzheimer's here's what i think is funny when it comes to the
they show a picture of biden next to an older picture of biden it says by dan or whatever
and they're like by dan versus biden like like biden right now is actually by dan they call him
and it's and it's like they're they point to his ears being with the pope though
right but i'm like okay dude he got a facelift yeah they saw your ears down right right and so
people one of my ears is different and they're like why is his face a different shape different
camera lens man like there's a bunch of different photos of different people here's did you see the
one he was scratching the back of his head and the mask it's not it's his skin it's his loose old skin now it was way too
much skin i think it's jim carrey playing it could be jim carrey has been out of the spotlight
no no no no it's all righty then it's it's a wonder years fred savage fred oh and the other
guy became marilyn manson do you know you Family Guy episode where Rush Limbaugh was actually
Fred Savage?
Yes.
And he's also Michael Moore.
And he's like, after the wonder years,
acting dried up, but he had this thirst to act
so he just became all of these personalities.
What about this conspiracy theory that
it was Barron running Trump's Twitter
because no 70-year-old
senior citizen could be that much of a great shit poster.
It's got to be this kid.
Or that Steve Bannon is Barron from the future.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, what were we talking about?
How someone's acting for Biden, acting as Biden.
No, it's Biden.
That's why he speaks like that because you just can't hit it out of the park.
So you've got to pick something that's off
and just go commit to it
no come on
like Joe Biden
got a bunch of surgery
he got plastic surgery
got his hair done
it's really disturbing
Hillary Clinton did too
he's falling apart
he's got plates in his brain
he can barely talk
it's like
he's just
he's just
losing it
what he's just a placeholder
is that what you think
yeah
that was
what magazine was it
Atlantic
oh yeah 2020 election they said what magazine was it atlantic oh yeah
2020 election they said time wasn't it with the with the no no no no no no atlantic said stay
alive joe biden all we need is your corporeal form yeah they were outright saying we just need
a guy who can get votes but i don't care what he does but for four years it was pretty clear
during the trump presidency that the president has far less powers than we are told and it was
a complaint of his that it's like the government's running itself and I'm not they're they're bragging
about how they kind of you know the end runs about him and the press was cheering it on like
especially with the like oh we didn't have any true what do you mean that cheering on the idea
that for the first time in my lifetime the president had his authority rescinded and revoked
now there's there's bad things to that in terms of what trump want to do like ending war
but that the idea that the president all of a sudden was being curtailed i was like wow as a
first no but i meant well yeah because that's a disruption of our whole uh constitutional republic
but what were they lying about trying to destroy the executive branch and bring up you know was it
destroying it or was it just demonstrating how it really works?
No, they tried to disrupt the whole balance of power in our government.
They said before Trump even was inaugurated, they were going to impeach him.
Yeah.
Now we have, I did this, I covered this this morning, Kevin McCarthy announces a strongly
worded letter to be sent.
After Rand Paul sent a strongly worded letter, a second one.
About Fauci.
Yeah.
About time. The second one, uh-oh, second one opens a third one three strikes and nothing happens
but uh i told you i tweeted i tweeted rand paul that he should ask fauci for a cure for his
impotence because it's insane how these republicans uh chuck grassley is another one chuck grassley
was the ranking member of the house of the senate excuse me just your committee he wrote letters to
the uh do. This is
the Trump DOJ about Julie Swetnick. I'm like, this woman's lying brazenly in front of Congress.
He doesn't get a call returned, writes another letter a year later, doesn't get a call return,
sends out a press release. So the Republicans are bragging that they can't even get a call return.
There's something to be cringing and embarrassing about instead of telling your voters. It's
disgusting. So McCarthy announces a potential that this may lead to an impeachment inquiry.
Oh, wow.
Not even an impeachment.
An inquiry into a maybe impeachment later.
Click on this link and send me money.
That's how it works.
It's just a total con job.
Yep.
They're both in on it.
All of them are in on it.
All of them.
Well, there's times they are changing because we have an election coming up let's jump to this story from nbc news uh okay ron de santis
fire staffer who retweeted video with nazi imagery oh god so um they say nate hockman a
communication staffer over the weekend promoted and then deleted a video that superimposed a son
and rad over the candidate's face i believe that's called the black sun.
So this video is super
cringe. It's got
Kate Bush playing in the background.
It's one of those meme videos.
You're not calling her cringe, are you?
Kate Bush is the shit.
So it's this video where it's like
Trump is cringe.
Hey, look who's talking.
I know that was a joke, fool.
Then how come no one laughed?
Because nobody gets me.
Hey, someone put a laugh track for Roseanne so she feels more at home.
I never use a laugh track.
Live studio audience.
Hey, I'm not scared of you anymore.
I used to be really scared of her, but then I saw she's really sweet.
Yeah, that's right.
I ruined your secret.
But that's disturbing.
Well, so when I first heard this, someone like a pro-Trump kind of person was like, a DeSantis campaign staffer just retweeted this.
I saw it, Phil.
You retweeted it.
You were like, this looks like intentional sabotage or something. It looked like something that someone would do if they were looking to harm the Ron DeSantis campaign.
That's why I don't believe it.
I'm like, certainly this is a Trump supporter trying to make it look like DeSantis did something wrong.
Firing the guy was the right move, though.
That was probably a good move.
They don't have the video on here.
I think that DeSantis' role in this movie is he's playing the heel for Trump.
That's what I think.
Do you think they're working?
I think it's all a movie, and it's all to get people to actually have some awareness of what's right in front of their damn face and wake up to it.
And, yeah, I think he's playing the you know people that don't want to vote
democrat no more they're going either independent or they're actually thinking i'll go a little bit
further shoot and maybe i'll vote desantis but then they're like whoa he's even more far right
than trump so then they're going to look at trump should i should i play the video so people can see
what we're talking about yeah i want to point to point out, too, people said that whoever made it had something against me
because the guy's wearing a beanie with the gray brim.
Oh, my.
It's a woe jag.
I know it's a woe jag.
I'm not going to play the audio because it's just Kate Bush,
and I don't want to get a cover of it.
Running up that hill.
I think it is a cover.
Dear Republicans, your favorite president.
It's basically he's sad and smoking, and he's wearing a beanie and he's got and trump's waving an lgbt flag i'll just
jump through it you need to watch the whole thing then it like shows desantis oh you know what i
gotta show the super cringe part when he appears in the door like what what is this look at him
and then he's like wearing him oh now the wojek is happy and he's like oh look it's ron desantis
spaceships and women in bikinis life is good this is so many levels of irony it's hard to figure out if it's artist or not i that's why i'm like
i don't believe they actually made this because it's so cringe but it's the end where the nazis
are marching towards the son and rad with the santas in the middle where i was like okay
there's no way this is from his campaign if you know what is if you know what the the imagery is
it's a very jarring to be like, oh, that's
where you're going. I gotta be honest, I started laughing.
Yeah, I did too. It's hilarious.
I was like, what is this?
The whole thing is ridiculous.
Here we go. Look.
Oh, wow.
The way you described
it, I thought, oh, it's in the background. The guy didn't
notice it. Holy cow.
No, it's like jarring it's spinning around god well the gay lg the gays do not like desantis
over what's happening with disney down there holy crap hate him so they're doing this yeah but this
was retweeted by his campaign staff so when i actually on the staff not just the supporter
no it was just look look this is the story holy crap your staffer who tweeted video with nazi imagery i'm sorry even if that nazi
imagery wasn't there you do not retweet this video because it makes the stantis look like a tool
oh this is this is the stantis campaign i don't i don't understand how someone had this tweet and
you probably know who i referred to i forgot the guy's name and he goes like uh 2020 desantis the greatest government america 2021 2022 2023 like desantis is terrible like it flipped on
a dime well because he got he got remember what desantis took measurements against i mean he took measures against the lgbtq plus community in florida and disney and they didn't like that
and then remember just like two weeks ago trump had the big pro-lgbtq party at mar-a-lago
desantis is attacking from the from the right i'm surprised what i meant is i'm surprised that how
many how the republicans all flipped overnight to hating DeSantis.
It was so weird.
And I'm not surprised
for two reasons.
The first attack
against DeSantis
was disloyalty.
That Trump helped him.
Which makes sense.
And then DeSantis decides
he's going to go
to a bunch of big
neocon donors,
established Republican donors
to run against Trump.
It's like, you know,
kicking Trump in the butt.
Yeah.
And he did it because
he wanted to go even more right
getting rid of gay stuff,
which a lot of parents think
was the right thing to do.
But then, you know,
he brings in Soros as a backer.
So it's like, wow.
I don't think that's true.
He didn't bring in Soros as a backer. He takes Soros don't think that's true that's not he didn't bring a source as a backer he takes soros money i don't think he does no that's a complete that's
that's complete i read that in two or three sources you just said 20 minutes ago you don't
believe all that stuff that's not true i read it in two or three yeah it's not it's it's complete
like okay so that might not be true no and they and they lied claiming that soros endorsed as
andis which is not true either.
They've been trying to, look.
I don't trust anything that, you know, I want to say this correctly, but anything that has to do with children's school books and being pro-child pornography in the schools, I'm not for that.
Okay.
And I'm not for anything that George Soros is for. Yes. Amen. And we're both saying this is Jewish people, by the schools. I'm not for that, okay? And I'm not for anything that George Soros is for.
Yes, amen.
And we're both saying this is Jewish people, by the way.
I'll tell you what this may be.
Here's what I thought.
When the DeSantis supporters started zealously insulting me.
Did they really?
Oh, it's relentless.
But it's not like, you know, I don't,
I get attacked by everybody on Twitter, right? But they act
very much like Antifa-style leftists on
Twitter. Yes, they do. Tweet in the very same way.
And so at first I thought, these people
are trying to sink DeSantis by
false flagging him. Pretend
to be a DeSantis supporter. Like, you
see a lot of these accounts that pretend to be Democrats
and say stupid things. People fall for it.
And then it was DeSantis' own
campaign staff that started insulting me. Do they really? Like who? I People fall for it. And then it was DeSantis' own campaign staff that started insulting me.
Do they really?
Like who?
Well, I won't name them.
They're communications people, right?
Okay, I know them.
Okay.
Yeah, they're miserable at their jobs.
And so without naming,
I don't want to get people dragged
and then get them mobbed or whatever.
But there's a handful of high-profile conservative pundits
who were pro-DeSantis all last year
and now are
outspoken against them because
these staffers,
supporters, and surrogates on Twitter
are the most vile people.
Not all of them. Not every single one.
Of course, there are a lot of good people. I have friends
who are big... Very fine people.
Very fine people. And some
I think are very fine people but
even when i've defended desantis i get attacked for it and then i get these same people who have
insulted me demanding that i cover their stories in defense of desantis tweeting at me and i'm just
like you people are despicable so i'm just like i'm not having it you know you know that video
that uh lgbt video that was uh retweeted by the DeSantis War Room?
That was made by the DeSantis campaign.
They passed it off to a third party to make it seem like they didn't make it.
But they did.
That's why I think it's COINTELPRO, the whole thing.
DeSantis' campaign?
Yeah.
Wow.
I think he's playing the heel.
Something is not adding up because the biggest criticism of Trump, even from Trump supporters, is he didn't deliver the goods.
And in his defense, he lost the House.
He only had like 50 senators to begin with and whatever.
And the argument is, well, DeSantis did in Florida.
The fact that he's like overnight become like a joke and like Jeb Bush.
Like I've never seen any politicians fate fortunes flip
so quickly in my lifetime how was it because dean but howard got it got her had what had a raw deal
right and we could point to something specific that's and i can point to something specific
with ron de santis what i'm leading the great american comeback that was his campaign announcement
that moment was like a bang and all of a sudden people were like, wow.
I think you're right though, Roseanne.
Or at least you're saying something interesting in that he went hard against Disney, which
is like one of the most powerful corporations on earth.
And then he capitulated.
And then Disney never really said anything about it publicly.
Oh, yes, they did.
Oh, yes, they did.
What's her name?
Sunny Hoyson on The View.
Yeah.
She says she drives down the street in florida screaming gay gay gay out the
window oh yeah they came hard well she's maybe she's a homophobe and then disney came hard for
him yes and he capitulated he didn't stand up against disney at the very end he totally
capitulated at some point they said disney made a statement like, we don't want
to bury the hatchet. We don't want to push this any harder.
They buried the hatchet by giving
Disney everything they wanted. They buried the hatchet in him.
Interesting. In his campaign.
We're in the age of psychological operations
right now. So to think this, just to
pretend like it's another year, another election
year, it's like, no, no, dude, we have deepfakes, AI
and massive manipulation
in the back and some
people could be twisting this guy's campaign in brazil i think it was brazil there was some leaked
audio uh and they claimed this politician i'm not sure if it was brazil's claim this politician said
these offensive things and it turns out that one of them was ai generated one of them was not and
this is exactly what i've been warning about this is exactly what i said when desantis's campaign
created deep fake
images of Trump and Fauci to smear Trump
and then labeled it real life Trump.
I'm like, they just crossed a very, very
dark line. And DeSantis,
they still have the tweet up as far as I
know. They never said anything about it.
They never fired anybody. They did nothing. He was
fine with it. I think
DeSantis in terms of leadership in Florida did a
fantastic job. It's great. I think that's the thing right because like it seems like if you took off his
name and you ask all these people who hate de santis would you support a governor with this
record of president they trip over themselves until there's a disconnect here for me until
you see his leadership sure sure until you see the the mistakes made by the campaign the the
his failures to address them and you've got. And you get all these people who support him saying that policy matters more than charisma, et cetera, et cetera.
And I'm like, dude, let me just say, I think he is the best politician in the country in terms of what a politician can be.
In Florida, he did a great job.
Ask yourself, after all these great things, why his polls are sinking.
Well, people in Florida feel like he just walked out on them to go campaigning.
They say he hadn't finished half of the stuff he was in the middle of, and he capitulates at the end. So, you know,
a lot of people in Florida are mad because he kind of just goes, hey, I did a great job here
for two years. See ya. But, you know, that's just the nature of politics in the United States. So
you get a chance to race. You have to get a billion dollars to lose an election.
It's just so obscene. I'm going to make two points about that.
Here's the other thing that's really crazy.
If you have any criticism of Joe Biden on social media,
right away, you're a Trump supporter, right?
If you have any criticism of Trump,
oh, you're a DeSantis supporter.
If you have any criticism of DeSantis, you're MAGA.
It's bizarre how binary it's gotten.
I'm just going to make two points.
One is the argument for DeSantis running now was Obama in 08, where Obama was supposed to wait his turn. It was supposed to
be Hillary's nomination. Obama said, screw that. He got that and he became the White House. So
there's a path there for DeSantis historically. The other is until Trump, the nominee for the
Republican Party was always for 40 years, the guy who lost the last time. Reagan lost in 76
against Gerald Ford. he was the nominee
in 80 uh george w bush uh ran against reagan in 80 became the nominee in 88 bob dole ran in 92 so
the pattern could mitt romney lost um against mccain then he became nominee 2012 trump broke
that pattern so there's also room for running and losing this is the republican party at works
and then being the nominee the next time i I don't believe there is a traditional path to the presidency for Ron DeSantis or Vivek
Ramaswamy or Tim Scott.
But I say Vivek because he's in third place in most of the polls, even rivaling DeSantis.
There's no traditional path.
The path for these gentlemen, presumably DeSantis in second place, maybe Vivek keeps rising
in the polls, is going to be Trump's indictment and removal from the ballot.
Or forced to step down yes yeah i don't think that i don't think that uh that's going to happen because i
don't think they can um they can indict him for a hundred years and that isn't going to stop can i
say one thing though because and they can't like keep him off the ballot although here's where
you're wrong something really yeah something really bad is happening now with biden uh pointing biden's they say biden's going
to come out and say oh the cia is going to be in charge of 2024 elections here's something i learned
about when i was writing the book the white pill about the soviet union you can you know sit there
and you could be like there's nothing you could do to me. I'm going to be the nominee. I'm going to run.
I'm going to run.
There's nothing.
I don't care.
You throw the charges you want.
What these totalitarian regimes do, and I'm not saying we're in a totalitarian regime,
but I'm just saying what evil people do, they go, that's cool.
You've got a wife, right?
And you've got kids, right?
And you've got grandkids, right?
Okay, cool.
We're not going to do anything to you.
So very quickly, when you start targeting those people everyone starts
to fold and with good reason so they have a lot of those cards to play and i wouldn't put it past
them there was especially with the the trump organization indictments i'll keep this vague
that's true because of that but there was an individual who was running who dropped out
uh recently and this had been discussed publicly but i'm not going to say the individual's name
because their family but they dropped out because of the risk of their family yeah and this was like a trump
maga candidate and so we'll just leave it at that but this is a reality yes well oh it's just so
scary and horrible i i just i'm so afraid i just have to say i'm so afraid what what are you afraid
of what's happening to our country and how divided we are, how we can't get together to make it better for all of us.
We'll go down fighting each other.
Owners are getting richer.
It's just awful.
But, Roseanne, look at it away.
When the government gets together, it screws over the middle class in favor of people who have political access and power.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I'm scared of that and
how bad it's going to get regular people do you think we should abolish 17th amendment
which one is that uh popular vote for senators by i think that's a great idea because then that's a
great idea but i don't know about it what the senate used to be appointed by each state like
the house the legislature of each state would pick the senators i thought it was still that way
no no you vote for your senator in whatever state you live in right no but it used to be like the the
people don't vote the state congress picks the senators for the federal government so the texas
legislature will pick the two senators and you know why they oh my god i didn't know how stupid
am i no it's just but you know why people were picking no they are now but after this amendment
this is like in the 1890s 1910s 19 uh Oh, no, they got to get rid of that.
So you know what the reason for it was?
I didn't know.
The reason for it was because they said that political insiders were choosing their friends to become senators.
And so they said, this is corruption.
How do we stop it?
Have the people directly vote for their senator, which I think was a bad idea.
And the big cost is the whole point was that the
senate and the house were especially as different as possible the senate were like the like um
representing the states and also kind of this aristocracy like big shots who go into washington
they're kind of like elites and they're there to represent the state specifically and they're not
going to be privy to like the popular whims of the day whereas the house yeah is like the low
lives wasn't it lords and commons yeah kind of sort of the the house are like the lowlifes the i don't mean that in a
negative way just like the rabble and it's like this is where we make our voices heard but so
so what would happen is this you in your local district state district vote for a senator
representative you're more likely to know them because they're only representing a couple like
a couple thousand to 10,000 people.
That individual then votes for a senator.
So you now have to be involved in local politics.
70th Amendment got rid of that, and now nobody even knows who their local reps are.
They don't know who their mayors are half the time, probably more than half the time. But that's also a good thing in this sense because a lot of times these local governments,
and you see even the New York City City City Council they're a lot less partisan and ideological
because they're more like cutting deals and like
doing maybe New York is a bad example recently
but a lot of it's just cutting deals and
trying to figure out what's going to work for everybody
and you're less driven by the
party elites. Well it's
just like the guy that owns the biggest used car
lot has the biggest say in
Congress. Yeah. Which is
so corrupt and so horrible i mean i think
we should really take a look at our government i i like trump for that reason because i thought
he could streamline things and make them more fair and more workable not just him but a whole
a whole bunch of people who had the human being's best interest in mind who do you think for 2024
michael what who would i think in what capacity mind. Who do you think for 2024, Michael?
Who would I think in what capacity?
Like president.
What do you think?
Like who would you prefer
if you had to make a choice,
be president based on who's available to choose?
I know the chat room is going to have a meltdown.
I know, I know.
What I would love to see happen.
Don't say Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
No, I'm not going to say that he's a sociopath.
I think he's, I'm not joking. Really? I think Robert F. Kennedy Jr. No, I'm not going to say that. He's a sociopath. I think he's, I'm not joking.
Really?
I think Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is an absolute sociopath.
I do too.
You should interview him.
What's that?
You should interview him.
Sure, I'll be happy to interview him.
I'm sure he's perfectly charming, but the Kennedy family are very evil.
They gave Rosemary Kennedy a lobotomy and they sent her away,
pretended she was just on vacation for decades.
This is why they started the Special Olympics.
Look them up.
They're,
they're really sinister people.
Joe Kennedy's.
They're a drug dealing family.
This is talk about banana Republic.
This is how like things happen in South America.
There's a big drug dealer like Pablo Escobar and they,
they take over the government.
That was kind of a notoriously stolen president.
Yes.
Yes.
1960.
My point is what I would love to see happen is to have a corpsey Biden and a massive Republican reaction in the Congress.
And I think that is not.
And that's the only way we in our life.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me finish.
I told you the chat was going to freak out.
That's the only time in our lifetime where we had a balanced budget was when you had a very weakened Democratic president and a very insurgent Republican Congress.
What year was that?
97, 98.
Balanced budget?
We're so past a damn balanced budget.
That's what they said in 94, and then they did it.
We got China in Cuba, and Russia coming for us now.
What are you talking about a balanced budget?
We're going to have another Cuban missile crisis right at our doorstep within six months what is that doj what does one
have to do with the other we're good they're gonna bomb us to the next world so we should
spend more money hell yeah and not pay a dime of it back hell yeah i'm more concerned about the doj
i i think if there is a big house majority then mayor garland's going to get impeached i don't
think so well okay that's my prediction so what we see taylor green has already started talking
about it the you've got a decent handful of insurgent republicans right now they're pushing
really hard and even then not pushing as hard as many people want and then if we get if you get a
republican majority it's still gonna be dominated by neoc then if we get if you get a Republican majority,
it's still gonna be dominated by neocons. Not necessarily that if it's a huge reaction. Here's
one. Here's my other concern. And I think everyone agree. If you have Trump in again,
which there's definitely pluses to that. I think on the state level, people like Whitmer, Newsom,
Kathy Hochul are gonna be pushing policies that are so deranged and radical as a reaction to Trump
that we're it's going to make 2023 look like a cakewalk well what about that's a big fear of 2023 michelle meaning what
they pushed in 2023 is going to look like nothing compared to what they push 20 you mean or no like
like now the kind of shit they're pushing now would you feel better if it was michelle obama's
president and then a republican resurgence i want a corpse but the only problem i have is like what
rosanna was saying about cuba like like military you know international military command michelle obama is in any way qualified to deal with some
type of military uh issue in in cuba that she did that diet thing about
she's got a and i'm not saying she's the greatest i'm not saying she's the greatest military commander
yeah i kind of picked her because she i don't think she's the best or even a great military commander.
I have nothing to go on but way better than someone falling into dementia.
No, it doesn't matter.
In this context, it doesn't matter.
She just said that he cured cancer.
I know what you're saying. Michelle Obama, who's ignorant about military, whatever, military action, or Joe Biden, who's not in contact with reality.
It doesn't matter because the people making the decisions are still going to be the general.
Yes, that's exactly.
I agree with you.
But that's not good.
Listen.
No, no one's saying it's good.
It's not up for debate.
I think Barack would kind of run the show.
He already is.
Yes.
This is his third term.
Listen, there's nobody but Trump.
Nobody but Trump can do what needs to be done.
And you know what?
They're already, you know, you're going to say everything I say is tinfoil hat,
and my son does too, I know.
But people.
That's quite an intro.
But I think things are going to change real big by the end
of the year i do i just i agree with you i don't think that the republicans are going to impeach
nobody they're all in bed and they all took epstein i'm not wait i'm no wait hold on they're
not going to do i'm saying if there is a huge reaction against but because when biden was
elected in 2020 or voted in wherever calm down, chat room, for the first time like ever, the House of the other party picked up seats.
So what I'm saying is if Biden squeaks through in 2024, it would not be impossible for the House to massively have that red wave that was supposed to happen in 2022.
And then they might be enough to actually start really doing impeachments.
I don't even think we're going to have an election, Tim.
I don't think we're going to have no election, Tim. I don't think we're going
to have no election in 2024.
You want to bet money?
I'll bet.
How much?
100 bucks?
How much you got?
Not as much as you.
I'll bet big.
I don't think we're going
to have no election.
$1,000.
All right, I'll bet.
Shake hands.
I hate shaking hands.
Go like this.
It's worth it.
Oh, that was a good one.
$1,000.
So if we have an election in 2024,
you're going to give me $1,000?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Jake, does she have it? Yeah. Does she have... You don't, you're going to give me $1,000? Uh-huh. Okay. Jake, does she have it?
Yeah. You don't have
a Britney Spears relationship with her, right?
She has control of her money. I got $1,000
but you're going to have to pay me
$1,000 when we do not have no election.
I would be delighted. And I'll buy you
a nice dinner on top of that. Why do you think there
won't be an election? Because I think
the corruption is just beginning
to come out and
i think it's going to avalanche the corruption of the biden administration and the money they took
first it's going to be about ukraine and russia then it's going to go into china then it's going
to go into the doj and it's going to be like a big old that would prompt an election huh that
would prompt an election no because i think that
it's going to get so bad in the streets too that i think the military is going to step in i mean
michael we've talked about the uh many people have come on the show said this is like the one time
they actually are not convinced there will be an election that is not to say we hear that every
four years but no no no no come on yes we do not like now i remember very vividly
in newsmax.com in 2000 they were arguing that clinton is not going to leave the white house
and they argued that in 2016 yes but that's not every single time this is the trump the culture
war period do you want to end this action too i'll bet a thousand dollars with you too i didn't say
there wasn't gonna be election i'm saying we've had people on the show where we've discussed
what is the potentiality what is the percentage rate of there not being an election and it's not zero we had that's it's not zero
that's fair we had an election during the civil war we had an election during world war ii so i'm
my the best predictor of future behavior is history so if there was precedent for canceling
elections i'd be more receptive to this argument i don't and here's the thing they don't need to
cancel it exactly that's the point like it's much serving it's much better for them to have a perception that we this is we have a when Trudeau
got re-elected hold on let me finish my point in one second when Trudeau just got re-elected with
the exact same number of seats as previously he said oh I have a mandate so they will absolutely
have the election whatever happens they'll say we have a mandate with whatever we need to clarify this we need to clarify information comes out we need to prove uh things that certain people don't
think are ever going to be proven okay we need to clarify this bet what do you mean by election
uh i i mean um
um a a presidential election.
Yeah, people go in and vote.
Okay, so in 1876,
people went in to vote.
Yes.
And then the president
was determined by a committee.
No, there were two sets
of electors in Florida.
I just read a book about this.
But they had an election.
And the election didn't matter.
It did matter.
It just, it was a question
of which votes
are the ones to count.
And you know why,
who decided which votes to count?
Because, yeah,
they had a conference.
But they still had the election.
And they decided, we are going to end Reconstruction, and we are going to split this up so that we don't have another—
That's a historical myth.
I'm telling you, I just read a book about this literally in the last six months.
But why is that book correct and what I read not correct?
Because, okay, I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
The point is, I just read a book about this.
This has been a historical thing that they cut this deal behind the scenes.
It was much more complicated than that.
That's all I'm going to say.
But I'm not here to argue it's 1876.
Well, with modern day elections, I'm concerned that there's going to be a dog and pony show.
And they're like, hey, everybody voted.
And they're like, but we're just going to go in the back room and count it and tell you what the answer is.
You're like, dude, show me the votes in public.
That's the thing.
Like, there's no, for them to actually have military law, it's really hard to put that over.
But we might already be under military law, and a lot of people don't know that we are.
Have you seen what your average SWAT team looks like?
They look just like Special Forces.
Well, Obama militarized the police.
Let me just read this for you.
Sure.
I'm not saying you have to believe it, but this is just Wikipedia, and it's not like it's an absolute source.
Sure. It says, the result of the'm not saying you have to believe it, but this is just Wikipedia, and it's not like it's an absolute source.
Sure.
It says, the result of the election remain among the most disputed ever.
Right. Although it is not disputed that Tilden outpolled Hayes in the popular vote, there were wide
allegations of electoral fraud, election violence, and other disenfranchisement of predominantly
Republican black voters.
After a first count of votes, Tilden had won by 184 to Hayes' 165, with 20 votes from four
states unresolved.
Florida, Louisiana, South Carolina, both
parties reported their candidate to have won the state.
Oregon won elector, etc., etc.
An informal backroom deal was struck to
resolve the votes, the Compromise of 1877.
In the deal, the Democrats conceded
the 20 contested electoral votes to Hayes,
resulting in a 185 to 184
victory. In return, the Republicans
agreed to withdraw federal troops in the South, marking
the end of Reconstruction. Right, but there's
a difference between withdrawing troops and
ending Reconstruction. Well, sure.
Whatever it is, the point
is, the election
did not matter.
You can argue that the election
mattered in the sense that the votes were
there, but if it ultimately
comes down to a group of men meeting and
saying, which votes should we count right my point is not that the votes are completely out of the question and have
nothing to do with what's going on it's that the decision ultimately comes down to a group of
better men would you consider that that's that's the electoral college right like there was
arguments in 2016 that even the people who trump had won those states they should still vote for
hillary like there was a lot of corporate journalists arguing.
Were they Hamilton electors or Hamilton electors?
My point is, are we going to have an election
where even, you know, where the votes come through,
there are some legal battles,
but ultimately they count and we're like, that's it?
Or is it going to be a dispute
where everyone's fighting and arguing in the streets?
I think that's what it is.
And I lean towards your line of thinking. So there will be an election is what i'm saying
the votes will be counted and then just like 2020 there is going to be widespread dispute here is
why i don't think there's going to be people in the streets because there weren't people in the
streets during covid so americans what are you talking about yeah there were hold on i know
the blm people
what i'm saying is a lot of these the lockdowns and the and the pushback was far less than if you
had set us all down i think everyone in this room and it was 2019 and you said all right if these
state governments are going to make it that you're not allowed to leave your house for two weeks for
basically for a lot what a lot of people think is no reason are the american people going to stand
for this or is there going to be violence we would have all said they're never going to be able to get away with it
but they did so i i disagree okay let me hear you so why did people riot like crazy all over the
country we we joke we call it the 529 insurrection now on the surface the media says black lives
matter but as we've discussed in great detail the real reason people in new york were rampaging
through the streets was because they were locked inside and they had gone insane and then their anger was directed towards some
random cause so you had the famous story where a guy calls 9-1-1 after people were ransacking his
building ransacking his apartment building had nothing to do with blm he called the police said
they're breaking into my building what do i do and they said sir the city is under attack what would you have us do on the surface everybody said it was blm but the real anger that was within
people was because they had been isolated they were getting pain sickly from lack of vitamin d
malnourishment and then a catalyst sparked it off and they went nuts i don't think there was
as much anti-covid pushback in the anti-COVID populations
and areas
as I would have expected in 2019.
I agree.
That's all I'm saying.
I agree with the idea
that Republicans and conservatives
who were complaining
didn't do anything else.
That's all I'm saying.
But I believe the real reason
for the mass unrest
was not George Floyd.
That was just a spark
to give an excuse to people
who are losing their minds.
I don't think they lost their minds.
Think about it, though. They weren't losing their minds. Think about it, though.
They bust in people and paid
left piles and pallets
of bricks and stuff.
They brought in
their operatives and took advantage.
We don't know that's true.
It is true, because it was all over the news.
They'd find...
People were posting
old photos of construction sites and then claiming that they were just placed there.
But that's just Internet conjecture.
Tim, you had a lot.
But I saw I saw a lot of stuff on the Internet.
I see some things that would like January 6th suggest to me that there were operatives
who took advantage
and were being busted and paid
to aggravate bad situations.
So you think the riots were not people pushing against COVID?
I think there were people.
Yeah, I think there was all of that.
I think there was that,
and I think there were aggrav. Yeah, I think there was all of that. I think there was that. And I think there were aggravators added to it.
What about Ferguson? No one was locked in their homes during Ferguson and there was riots for a the country. At the same time. And even in small cities that people
never covered. Michael Tracy famously
went down to these cities. That was
unprecedented.
When Michael Brown was killed, we didn't see
writing to that degree outside of Ferguson.
It was just Ferguson. Which is exactly my point.
It didn't come from the grassroots.
It did not come from the grassroots.
Michael Brown was all in the media
too. It didn't come from the grassroots.
It came from agitators, and they were paid.
I don't know.
My point is people who turn on their TVs,
who have been angry for a very long time,
who've been taught that things are shitty for them,
that they should be angry, so on and so forth,
saw that they could go out and manifest their anger
and not only have no consequences,
but will be lauded for it.
I agree.
So that's going to encourage a lot of people who don't have to lose their minds.
I agree with you.
And what I'm saying is the anger was not because of Black Lives Matter, a small component.
Their anger was because people were locked in their apartments and couldn't leave. They were becoming dejected, angry and vicious.
And then they said, hey, you're angry at this. And they were becoming dejected angry and vicious and then they
said hey you're angry at this and they were like i can go outside and be angry now and they let it
all out being part of it too yeah i can see that being a part of it but i think that they i think
that the owners of this country saw an opportunity to uh burn down small businesses yes burn down
small businesses and hurt uh neighborhoods that they had already
targeted anyway with big corporate uh fascism you know it is i i've said this before and i want to
say it to get your guys's reaction 529 far-left extremists tore down the barricades of the white
house injuring 70 plus police officers set fire to a guard post right set fire to saint john's
church forced the president into a bunker if donald trump ordered the police to stand down he would
be president today ordered the police to stand down on 5 29 2020 if donald trump ordered the
police if bill barr whoever ordered the police in dc to stand down and let the far left do whatever
they want we would not be talking about january
6th yeah but we'd be talking about the torching of the white house but can is i mean we would
have had the white house torched so what would have happened there's also some downsides i guess
well so so my point is this and donald trump did does not understand politics, strategy, culture, culture, war, conflict, etc. January 6, the police
are taking selfies with people. It becomes the insurrection. If these extremists burn down St.
John's Church, if they tore the fences down, if they actually breached the White House,
Trump would come out and say, we had fear that innocent people would be harmed if we if we
advanced and engaged in active conflict in
the streets of dc we decided the smartest thing to do would be to save personnel and back off
i'm sorry america far left extremists have destroyed elements of dc in our government
and that would have justified insurrection act or other actions bothers me about january 6th
man i understand what you're saying yeah like letting people destroy your home just to play the victim and be like, oh, look what they did.
Don't nobody live in the Capitol.
Right, right.
So the issue is this.
Donald Trump stopped the 529 insurrection.
Wait a minute.
Okay, let me ask this.
Why do you think they put up all those barricades and barbed wire fences around D.C.?
Are you talking before January 6th
or afterwards? Afterwards.
Afterwards was as a show of force.
To basically
intimidate the American people.
Tim, I would agree with you.
Why was everything facing in and not out?
Why were the fences facing
in towards the Capitol?
I don't think that's true.
Look at it! We have people who come's true. It's like American bureaucracy. Look at it.
Yeah, but we have people who come from D.C. all the time.
That was not something anyone ever said, and we never saw it.
The thing about 529, I would agree with you more if the media weren't, especially at that time, so invested in scripting a narrative that was only tangentially related to reality.
And I think you remembered, everyone here, hold on, let me finish my point point remembers very vividly that we were told that covid's a problem you have to stay
in your house and then as soon as these riots hit off you have to be in the streets protesting and
you're going to be immune from covid and there's a limit there is a limit that regular americans
can withstand i what i don't think trump standing down would have hit that limit i'm sorry i just
say if they rip the fancy right the white house and burn
down saint john's church saint john's church was on fire yeah and they stopped it if they didn't
it would have burned to the ground and they would have and then people but then they would have won
and this no no they they they did win so the issue is this do you think like the cia i'll put it this
way i was talking to occupy wall street activists back 12 years ago and i said do you think like the CIA, I'll put it this way. I was talking to Occupy Wall Street activists back 12 years ago.
And I said, do you think that it's fuel Japan?
The ninja warrior walks up to the front gates and knocks on the emperor's door and say, we hereby demand the emperor stand down.
Yeah, he says, I'm the one who knocks.
Or does the ninja dress like a servant, sneak in in the middle of the night, put a drop of a few poisons to the emperor, and then sneak out.
In warfare, it's surreptitious, it's espionage,
it's manipulation, it's psychological conflict in warfare.
My point is this.
Nobody should be violent.
January 6th should never have happened.
5 to 9 should not have happened.
My point is, whether you care,
it has nothing to do with what should or shouldn't happen.
It has to do with the logical steps of what does happen.
On January 6th, people stormed into the Capitol.
The media then showed all these images and said,
insurrection, violence, breaking out, people fighting,
and that terrifies people who don't pay attention.
Sure.
If, on 5-29, they did the same thing
and had the police taking selfies with protesters
and letting them ransack,
the media can try,
and that is an advantage that the establishment has.
But there is a limit.
St. John's Church being burnt to the ground,
guard posts being burned,
the president being locked in his bunker for two days.
They burned down police stations and no one cared
because they weren't disgusted.
That's not true that no one cared.
Black Lives Matter went from its highest approval rating ever
to its lowest point ever following those.
No one cared to the point that it would have made a difference in having trump re-elected i think with i think you're wrong may
29 it all takes like an abc article that says trump let them burn the white house down and that
would have just wrecked his chances yes there you go yeah i disagree some people everything bad is
trump's fault no some people say this where you're really going to think i'm crazy but some people
say that trump signed the thing on december 18th called'm crazy. But some people say that Trump signed a thing on December 18th called continuation.
I'm sorry.
Some people say, a lot of them military people,
and I actually stick my nose in military business,
that Trump signed a thing on December 18th, continuation of government,
and that we are under limited martial law right now already.
None of that stuff's true.
How do you know?
Mostly because I can go to the store.
Because he's deep state.
He's controlled opposition.
Come on, Roseanne.
I'll show you on the U.S. military sites that I read.
I'll start from the beginning.
First, we can talk about the MDAA indefinite detention authorization.
I believe that they were all arrested.
Oh, no.
I believe that they took everybody out.
Here we go.
Never happened.
And that they're playing their parts and that we're going to see military tribunals by the end of this year.
I believe it.
I'm telling you that.
So the military tribunals will be public?
They already have happened.
Will they be public by the end of the year?
Yes.
You want to bet another $1,000?
I bet $1,000 on that too.
Okay, so $1,000 that there will be no public military tribunals.
No, I'm saying there will be.
And I'm saying there's not the bet.
That's the bet.
Limited military tribunals will be shown by the end of this year.
And I'm saying no.
So will you bet $1,000? No, it's only
like four months. Yeah, I'll bet $1,000 on that.
Okay, here we go. I love
Roseanne's optimism.
I guess when you have Roseanne money
you can just make these bets.
Is that a joke? Listen, it's not because
we have the video clips here.
I can show you clips.
This is why I brought her, so I can be rich.
I can show you clips and all kinds of stuff that you've never even seen. I can show you clips. This is why I brought her, so I can be rich. I can show you clips and all kinds of stuff that you've never even seen.
I can show you stuff.
But I'll tell you why I believe it, because I read The Art of War,
and I know that Trump's a badass,
and he's not going to let any of them get away with anything.
And he locked up Cheyenne Mountain, and they can't get at it.
Too bad.
How do you know that?
Because it's all in the declassified documents. Cheyenne Mountain is and they can't get at it. Too bad. How do you know that? Because it's all in the declassified documents.
Cheyenne Mountain is locked up, you say?
Yeah, Trump locked up Cheyenne Mountain.
Be nice to Roseanne Barr, Tim Pool.
No, I don't mind.
Let me tell you my favorite thing ever is we were watching a Flat Earth video last week
or two weeks ago.
I don't believe the Earth is flat.
I'm not saying you do.
It's an oval.
And my favorite thing.
It's a weak spheroid, actually.
My favorite thing ever.
It's a cube.
You idiot.
Okay.
Every single diehard flat earther says, why can't we travel to Antarctica?
Strange.
Exactly.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
I know people who went there.
Metallica went there.
Joel Runyon did it.
They just make it up.
That's what that thing was going for, the Titanic deal.
It was trying to get to Antarctica.
The Pentagon reactivated Cheyenne Mountain in 2020.
When did Trump lock it up?
This is where they have the Stargate, by the way.
Turn the screen for her so she can see.
Before he left.
This is where they have the Stargate, by the way.
What's in it?
Oh.
This is where the Stargate is.
Go to the headlines so she can see, yeah.
This is 2020.
Joshua's in it.
When did Trump lock it down?
In 21. Trump wasn't president in 21. Yeah, he was the first it. When did Trump lock it down? In 21.
Trump wasn't president in 21.
Yeah, he was.
The first week.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You are absolutely correct.
On January 20th.
Or the first month,
whatever it was.
Cheyenne Mountain.
You can't trust Google.
They're controlled opposition.
This is like
underground research facility,
Cheyenne Mountain.
Look.
It's called the DUM,
Deep Underground Military Base.
The DUM.
I'm making so much money.
Oh, I was just in Colorado Springs.
They were probably in those mountains.
That's where NORAD command is.
We drove by there.
Look under DUM.
Why is it up so high?
D-U-M-B.
First do Cheyenne Mountain. Look under D-U-M-B. No, first do cheyenne mountain i i did search for it there's nothing there
nothing comes up and okay you can make the argument google's hiding it but
yeah they are okay so when when people come out and say when putin gave remember when putin gave
trump the soccer ball when When was that? No. Wake up!
Remember when they met?
Wake up!
Google when
Putin gave Trump the soccer ball.
Oh, there we go. Yeah, 2018.
Aha!
Well, it was five years ago.
She still got you. She didn't have better.
That never happened.
I didn't say it didn't happen. I said, what was that?
Oh, right.
Okay. She didn't have better. That never happened. No, this didn't happen. I said, what was that? Oh, right. I got it.
That's what I'm talking about.
Diplomacy.
That's over there in Cheyenne Mountain.
Check that out.
I've got an article from Daily Mail says, why is the U.S.
military moving back into Stargate base deep under the Rocky Mountains a decade after it was abandoned?
But this is from 2015.
Right.
Yeah, that's when it started. Twenty fifteen. There are a lot of things we don't know about there's a lot of things the government is doing we don't
know and i don't know about honey i am a nosy old jewish woman and i can get in anywheres
you know what one thing is one thing is when i'm you're as famous and damn good looking as me tim
i can stick my nose in anybody's business.
I know how.
I'm a grandmother.
And I have stuck my nose in the thick of it this time.
Was Michael Jackson guilty what they accused him of?
I'm talking about Cheyenne Mountain.
You were talking about that.
I know a lot of military people, and I do think that people in America, they're in for a big old wake-up call.
Sick.
Back to Michael Jackson.
Four months.
Things are going to get way worse before they get better, but you better wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up and snap out of it, people.
You've got a lot of work to do.
I could imagine deep fake technology unleashed on the humans.
There's stuff called talking plasma that the military
is working on
where they'll triangulate
lasers and then
create a ball of plasma
and they'll move it around
on a radar
it looks like a UFO
and they can project
sound through the thing
I got one sentence
Roseanne
they can clone people
Roseanne hold on
one sentence
will you please
please please
have Ian on your podcast
I'd love to
because I want to
talk to him
Antarctica
that's a big thing two hours of them can i let's get 15
minutes we have the story from the daily mail okay former defense official says the u.s has
recovered technology that quote did not originate on this earth discuss i don't buy it they're
always going to tell us it's alien it's always a distraction you know the real story is what
former defense official says he was told by someone in government they've discovered technology off offer technology so the daily mail is framing
it in such a way that it makes it sound like he's definitively saying he was party to it but he's
actually if you read it he's actually saying uh america may have in our possession and that uh
he believes it happened because uh what's the exact quote? He says, Mellon says he expects new information will surface,
blah, blah, blah.
I've been told that we have recovered
technology that did not originate on this
Earth by officials in the DOD
and by former intelligence officials. You know what that means? That means
it originated in Antarctica,
which ain't on the Earth, it's under it.
There was a Stargate in Antarctica.
I'm going to make one point.
My grandfather was a big shot air traffic controller in the soviet union high up in the
in the military i'm not high up whatever he's air traffic controller so there's certain levels of
clearance he told me that they would see things that could not that yeah these are like trained
you know people it's not just some random jerk on the street if someone's jerking high office
he would say they would see things on their radar that they could not explain all the time.
And this was very understood from both sides.
And it wasn't technological.
It was like, okay, this doesn't make sense.
Radar distortion, I think, is talking plasma
or other stuff like it.
Lightweight drones also, like metamaterials,
things like aerogel, airloy,
like hardcore machine material that's lighter than air.
They will float in the air.
That stuff in the vaccine is, oh what what is it graphene
oxide yeah that stuff is the most amazing oh no this is right here rosanna no that stuff is
amazing it's the strongest but it's not in the vaccine you're talking about graphene
oh graphene yeah no there you go okay whatever it is they say it's in the vaccine but i don't
know that random people say a lot of things strongest thing in the vaccine, but I don't know that. Random people on the internet say a lot of things. But it is the strongest thing in the universe.
You can get it from carbon dioxide.
You can make it out of the air.
Let him go.
I have some here.
I'm looking for it.
Yeah, you make it out of air, and it can take any shape, right?
Graphene?
It's hexagonally like honeycomb lattice.
One atom thick.
The world is breaking down.
You can turn it into like, you can make like tubes out of it.
Yeah, it can take any shape.
I mean, hypothetically, I don't know if any shape is the right phrase because you're talking about things
nanomolecular level are you talking about like a liquid metal yeah material this is like harley
you see those videos where the um graphene is being moved around magnetically like
you're not getting this back in the room i want to i want to say something michael malice yes sir so it was um i think it was 2006 i had just stopped
working at o'hare airport in chicago i had friends who still worked there and they confirmed this
story to me i had a friend who was uh i think he was on his way to o'hare i'd worked for american
eagle airlines a regional airline you can look up photos of this. The photo of the UFO
exists. There was a
gray
saucer-shaped object
that came down from the clouds
and hovered above O'Hare,
above the United Express Terminal, which I believe
was the C gates. I could be wrong, C or D.
And stayed there for a few minutes and
then shot straight up into the clouds and punched
a hole in it. I don't know A hole in the clouds the clouds a hole in the clouds leaving a hole with sunlight coming through
and apparently a pilot looked out and had some like rudimentary old cell phone with a picture
he took a picture of it somehow and the photo exists you can google it you can find the photo
people i knew who worked there said they saw it people like these are these are regular guys right
mid-40s they're not superstitious they watch football and they played xbox they cared nothing
for this and they were like i don't know what that was man and they've seen things so they
would know if it's something normal and here's the crazy thing my friend who was on his way to work
said on manheim road right next to the airport people stopped their cars in the middle of the
road got out and were staring at it okay yeah and then we're just like so what was it we don't know what
it was but uh there's it's a famous ufo story you can read all about it and i had left so i didn't
see any of it but i so all i can say is hearsay i asked people who were there and they said they
saw it and they couldn't explain it i was talking to kash patel who oh yeah was he at the defense
department with trump yes i believe and i was like do we have craft that can go out into space and then go
under the ocean and he was like huh can't tell you that one and i was like okay he didn't say yes
so thank you he didn't say no he didn't say no and he looked at me like i can't tell you they're
50 years ahead of what we know yeah stuff they can do and i want to Tesla's laboratory that's
like 100 years ago the stuff that he was working i got to point out people have posted a lot of fake photos there's weird
cgi garbage and i wonder if it's intentionally trying to shut the story down so here let me pull
this up right here this is um musings of an explorer i just googled it and you can see this
image which i believe does look like the image i remember i'm not sure and there's something this
is this is 2006 this is before iphones cell phones barely had cameras they had really garbage cameras and i don't know how the
photo was taken it says taken at o'hare november 7 2006 i had just stopped working there i think
in like august and so my friends people i knew were all still there i called them i was like yo
what is this i heard the story crazy and uh there's there's supposedly the image can i say one thing
just one sentence i want to give a big F you to Ashley St. Clair
because she told me to watch Arrival,
and the first two-thirds of the movie are awesome,
and then the conclusion sucks,
so I wasted two hours of my very short remaining life,
so F you, Ashley.
So it was Seagate.
What?
Arrival, yeah.
It was Seagate, which I believe is United Express,
which was right next to us.
So I think we were D and like H.
That was the American Eagle gates.
So right across, we'd see United Express.
We never go there.
That's their different company.
And it was right above the Seagates.
So the craziest thing, and you read these stories and they say 12 employees saw it.
I'm like, dude, I had a friend who worked there and said that people were getting out of their cars in the middle of Mannheim Road,
this big state or local highway.
It's like that street lights.
It's not like an expressway.
And let's talk a bit about misinformation.
It was hanging around for a while.
For a couple minutes.
Let's talk about misinformation.
Five minutes.
Because there's people who say,
there was a book that was published
in France at the time
claiming that 9-11 never happened
and that the World Trade Center towers
are holograms, right?
So the point being,
if you have any questions about these issues,
right away, there's enough misinformation out there.
That's true.
Like, oh, so you're saying that they're holograms
and it was shot down by lasers?
So a lot of times,
there's enough of this nonsense that's flooded
to make it seem that anyone's asking about something
you just talked about,
where sane, sober, daylight, working class, regular people see our eyewitnesses you could sweep it all in the
rug by just uh um accusing it of being the most extreme version anti-gravity people say no planes
flew into not into the yeah right yeah you know they say that was cgi right this is what bothers
me about most conspiracy theories is that they people who engage in the most extreme thinking on an issue
actually make it impossible right to to to get to the bottom of an issue and so i'll give you
an example when the emails got released by wikileaks where uh they started the whole
pizzagate thing someone said is it is it more what do they say is it better to try uh play
dominoes on pizza or on pasta one One day, seemingly out of nowhere, someone fabricated this idea
that these words were references to children.
They were not.
Now, there are certainly,
CP is a reference thing,
cheese pizza was a reference thing,
but they conflated this.
And you know what I think it really was?
What?
Drugs.
Yes.
With the point, no, no.
I'll say one more thing, Tim.
It was clearly not pizza.
It was clearly code for something.
And we don't know what that is.
And then what happens is-
Well, when he says, I want pizza for an hour. Right, yeah. Come on. Heroin? Ecstasy? No, but the point is it's not pizza it was clearly called for something and we don't know what that is and then what happens is pizza for an hour right yeah heroin ecstasy no the point it's not pizza the point is it's not
right so here's the issue what's something that is entirely believable is that a bunch of white
house uh people were doing hardcore schedule one drugs like cocaine at a party and they speak in
code and email yes that could. We could easily investigate drug abuse
and say we want to get to the bottom of what they were
talking about doing but then all of a sudden
the internet blows up with the most insane
conspiracies and then immediately the
media says this proof is fake and regular
people don't question it.
I'm going to say one thing. I think they do do that all
the time. But here's the thing. I don't think it's that
insane because very publicly
this administration killed a bunch of kids overseas
and no one even had a demotion
for it. Obama?
Biden in Afghanistan. They're like, oh, we just killed
a bunch of kids. Oh, too bad. No one got reprimanded.
So you can't
think it's too crazy that people
in government are literally killing children all the time.
Well, everything that I've said
that my children, I have five children,
everything I've said for the last 20 years, they go, Godmother, you and your...
They call you mother?
When they're pissed.
Godmother, you and your ridiculous conspiracy theories.
Everything I said has came true three years later.
Okay?
Every single thing.
Everything?
Yeah.
When I said it was a pedo Ponzi priesthood pyramid scheme yeah it's all true it's
coming true every day well in four months we'll see if uh if the tribunals happen but are you in
on the bet tim no i'm a fence sitter all right i want to talk about a little bit about anti-gravity
because cut the stream it's a wrap you end on the high note there's a lot of muddied water on
anti-gravity that it's impossible.
You know, obviously. It's totally possible.
I think it is. And there's something called the
Bifield-Brown effect. If you want to look into
something that might potentially be
asymmetrical capacitor thrusters.
And I'm wondering if... I try and do these experiments
with Jeremy Riss at his laboratory in New
Jersey. And we were trying to figure out
if you can increase horizontal velocity
fast enough, you'll reduce vertical
velocity to zero. And then you'll be
you won't be interacting with
gravity. So you'll be falling forward, basically.
And you can fall forward in any direction. Well, airplanes
overcome gravity. No, they don't.
They use wind.
They fly in the air. That's not what gravity means.
They're not overcoming gravity.
They are too, and so are trees.
Trees grow up against gravity.
Michael, the UFO is overcoming gravity right now.
Yeah, bitch.
There's also something called ionic wind,
which might be able to use to push metal,
super lightweight metal around.
Sam, how do we fund a buddy comedy
where they're both cops who have to work together?
Like Rush Hour 4.
We should do it.
Hey, bitch, do you understand the words
that are coming out of my mouth?
Now, hold on
let me say this
like laboratories
Ian mentioned aerogel
do you know what aerogel is
no I don't
it's a solid
that's lighter than air
or I don't think
it's completely lighter than air
I think it is
it's not lighter
so it floats into the
you can like
it's a solid
and you can like tap it
and it will like
and it's super heat resistant
you can hit it with like
blow torches
and it doesn't
this has been created or it's hypothetical?
Yes, aerogel.
Oh, they have aerographite now.
Learn a thing or two.
It's lighter than air.
It's seven times lighter than air.
It is lighter than air.
A graphene aerogel.
It is that graphene.
That's what I'm talking about.
We're going to start pulling it out of the carbon dioxide,
and then we're going to have to figure out how not to pull too much out
because we're competing with the trees.
I think I hear wedding bells. Let's babies are you ready you ready for number six
take a look maybe maybe we can find him there isn't i'm not so sure it's lighter than there
because if it was lighter and accept that it's fast it's lighter it hit the space yeah it would
float it would float to the top of the atmosphere right So, I don't know if they show, but
anyway, it exists.
Veritasium has a video
on it. So here's my point.
What about rods from God? Do you know about
that? Yes, that's right.
Thorium? No, no.
Tungsten rods?
Is it? Or is it palladium?
But the amount of energy required to get that into space,
you're storing the energy and then you have to maintain it.
Wait, what are these rods from God?
It's a hypothetical weapon where we launch a tungsten rod into space
and then keep it in orbit.
And when you release it, it's 10 times more powerful,
100 times more powerful than a nuclear bomb.
Oh, okay.
Because gravity just falls.
But you have to use the same amount of energy to get it into space.
Then you have to use energy to maintain its orbit.
So people say it's not really feasible.
But here's my point about aerogel.
Aerogel being a solid, suppose you can make, like Ian mentioned, graphene aerogel.
Suppose you can actually make a super strong structure and then put components in it.
So it's now basically an airboat.
You mean like Final fantasy yes so with
with an airplane with a jet you have wings you an airfoil creates lower pressure on the top higher
pressure on the bottom causing it to lift right uh or i don't know i'm not an expert on flight
but uh if if when we look at these ufos it could just be a an ultralight solid which can hold
weight and then actually displace enough air so that it's
hard for it to go down and then uses standard thrust to move about because bingo that's what
i think they are if you wait wait wait real quick sorry something that really blew my mind i never
considered until i played horizon forbidden west do you know this video game no i don't it's uh
i'm watching arcanoid okay hold on hold on. Oh, great game. Zero Dawn and Forbidden West are video games where it's a post-apocalyptic world.
The world's been re-terraformed.
Spoiler alert, it's an old game.
But something I never considered.
In the new game, the character fights a guy who has a force field shield.
After defeating him, she takes the shield and she jumps off buildings, activating it, and glides with it.
Cool. buildings activating it and glides with it cool and then i realized if force fields existed
humans could just fly using the force field because it's weightless and displaces matter
the idea that you have a shield that weighs nothing you'd parachute down and it would be
weightless that's crazy theoretically if the force field could extend wide enough you would not fall
it's a lot like a boat you go right
a boat in the water the boat has air and it's lighter than the water we're sitting in a room
with a rock star so does hearing all this geek talk make you like is this like garlic to a vampire
like like isn't this like the opposite of being a rock star talking all this geek stuff no no no
nowadays the the backstage it's all nerds on their computer.
Like the thicker the glasses the guitar player is wearing,
the more likely it is that you're going to die in that pit.
And Phil was saying that backstage all the time they were playing D&D.
That's all they did.
That kind of stuff, yeah.
Their magic gathering, that does happen.
Oh, nice.
That is pretty wrong.
Well, rock star stuff is vibration and frequency and sound and all that.
That's all that stuff.
That's true.
That's a good point.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all physics.
Yeah, the chymatics.
It's where you vibrate a membrane with sand on it.
It'll take these different patterns depending on the frequency.
I got a question.
What's your karaoke song?
Mine's Baby Got Back.
Nice one.
I like that one.
Yeah, my friend wrote a takeoff of that called Baby Got Front for girls.
It's so funny.
What's your karaoke song, though?
Oh.
Jake, what's my karaoke song?
You don't karaoke.
No one likes when you sing.
You train them well. There you song? You don't karaoke. No one likes when you sing. You train them well.
There you go.
I can't remember.
Oh, Cowboy Sweetheart.
Oh, okay.
I like that one.
What's yours, Michael?
Probably Take Me Home Tonight.
Oh, it's a good song.
Who sings that?
Eddie Money.
Oh, I love Eddie Money.
He's so good.
I think I'm going to go with Plush by Stone Temple Pilots.
I like hitting those high notes.
Oh, this is more off topic than graphene. you no i'm saying i just don't have one oh
you're looking you're like i can't believe we're having this conversation like i might be
emotion you must have a lot of songs we are the champions that's the one oh i was just singing
that because i just saw bohemian rhapsody yeah and that song's so good it's good it is the best
song ever do you go into doesn't it go into another song?
They always play like the two back to back.
It's we are the champions and we will rock you.
What was it like?
He doesn't say of the world in the end.
That was a,
that was a version that was made for the credits of like the mighty ducks or
something.
Oh,
everybody,
everybody always.
Yeah.
Everybody always sings of the world and something like that,
but it's not actually in the original song. It's in like a remake. world. Something like that. But it's not actually in the original song.
It's in like a remake.
Oh.
Something like that.
I could be wrong.
We're going to go to Super Chats.
Before we do.
You guys can ask about karaoke songs.
I'll finish up this metaphor about your boat in the air theory.
Because if you vacuum out a really strong piece of metal,
then it becomes you have the vacuum that's increasing how much lighter it is.
Anyway, we'll go deeper into that.
All right, everybody, if you haven't already.
That's about atoms in space.
We have to talk about that.
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Oh, God, that's death.
Oh, yeah, you're going to love it.
All right, here we go.
God's other son says, imagine going back to 1990
and telling people that one day Roseanne Barr would be better looking than Madonna.
Everyone said that.
It was all over the place.
It's true.
It's the truth.
Wow.
Take the compliment.
Did you know her back in the day?
I did.
I met her a few times.
She's a very nice older woman.
I feel so sad that when people get over.
Shade.
The shade.
I caught that.
I love you so much.
Artists are kind of, I don't want to derail too much, but they're kind of like.
That ship has sailed.
They kind of speak for the humanity. You know, like Chris Cornell overdosing, Prince overdosing.
It's like horrific because our society has fallen into that mess.
And to see Madonna.
A lot of people want out of here, you know, party your way out.
Yeah.
A lot of people.
Die young, stay pretty.
Yeah.
We have a very, very serious super chat.
Dean 99 said, uh, 99 Ted says we had someone tried to get our chickens today
tim always warned us i just didn't think it would be this soon but really some people steal chickens
yeah of course but what i what i'm what i'm how much does a chicken cost like a couple bucks
right yeah well no no no no situation uh a layer a hen that can lay eggs, 20 bucks. Maybe more these days. Baby chicks are a couple dollars, five bucks.
But it could be like 20 bucks.
I had Japanese.
I had all sort of UN kind of variety of chickens.
I had some Japanese.
Did you say UN?
I thought UN.
You know, a variety of countries.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's what Chicken City is, basically.
We've got like, we have a Polish a chicken city is basically we've got like uh
we have a polish rooster he's luke we named him after luke because luke's polish you know he's
got a crazy haircut but they they can cost a couple hundred bucks oh yeah oh yeah the fancy
breeders of course fancy breeds and the bigger ones and stuff but uh when i get a black one
what's the black japanese silky what is it called uh we have we i think we do have with black they
have black meat uh we don't have those we have the silkies they have blue meat okay we do have the all black chickens okay they're
complete even their eyes and their feet and everything and then we have green eggs we do
get green eggs from a couple of our easter i think they're easter eggers but then we have um jersey
giants and they're they're black chickens and they're huge very big and we have a brahma we
have a brahma boy because he you know roberto i think roberto and sarah had a baby and she's a brahma he's red on red so but i was warning people is that
when society collapses you'll be in your house and you'll hear rustling and you'll run out into
the backyard and see some dude in a flannel shirt suspenders with a handlebar mustache
grabbing one of your chickens just like charles crying and being like i'm just so hungry and
you'll be like let me put my chicken down and these urban liberal hipsters who are starving will be looting your
farm for whatever they can eat that's true you know i caught all these uh asian folk in my yard
over there in hawaii i had ducks everywhere because i i should have crushed their eggs but
they were cute i ended up with about 40 ducks in my backyard.
Wow.
And here come all these couple old Asian women with nets stealing my ducks.
And then my son says, oh, you know, Mom, they own that Chinese restaurant over there.
They were really stealing your ducks?
Yeah, they're cooking them and selling them.
Oh, not in Hawaii.
No, Hawaii, like there's all kinds of wild, like there's wild chickens everywhere.
Yeah, no, but migratory birds are federally protected, I'm pretty sure.
Not in Hawaii.
Not domesticated ducks.
They're not protected.
Domesticated ducks aren't protected.
Right, right, but that's what I'm saying.
If they were just ducks randomly laying in there.
Yeah, I guess they're not going to be migratory in Hawaii.
Yeah, they're farm dogs.
No, they live there.
So, you know, I'm like, that's cool.
They're just.
What?
Let's like, I want to.
I got this important one from Patricia Swisher.
Michael, what's on your shirt?
Oh, you can't see?
That's a great shirt
Andrew Gillum?
You gotta move the mic, we can't really read
Andrew Gillum
Who's Andrew Gillum? Tell me
Didn't he run against the test?
He's that guy who got found buck naked
doing drugs in the hotel
He's the guy that likes to party
On second thought someone
should have stopped him yeah yeah there you go someone someone should have at least said pump
the brakes see i don't know if i can take your biden pick seriously for president because you
said you wanted a biden i said but i i had i cat there was a big caveat he said biden with a huge
republican but you also said he had to have... From Pennsylvania to be his VP.
Fetterman.
Fetterman's my answer.
Fetterman is absolutely
my answer for a president.
Hey, Gazinia!
Is that what he said?
Yes. I'll tweet it again.
Hey, Gazinia!
It's so sad.
He was on Time Magazine.
Is that fake? Is that real? When Joe biden said turn it on a shot of the pressure and they
went yeah i'm like what is going on why what is this it's it's scary what about the fact that
person of the year was a uh high school dropout who's like mentally ill greta thunberg and
everyone's oh my god she's so smart like how
privileged do you have to be to say i'm not going back to school until everyone on earth changes the
weather for me i hate everything so much i hate her too i don't think she's not mentally ill though
you're in crush she had selective mutism which means she didn't talk to anyone developmentally
disabled okay i'll take that correction no, because I think mental illness refers to
specific ailments
and developmental disabilities.
I'll accept that correction.
I always take that
very seriously, too,
because people will see
a video of a socialist
and they'll be like,
they're mentally ill.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Being wrong isn't a mental illness.
People who are
developmentally disabled
or who are indoctrinated
are not mentally ill.
Their brains work
just full of wrong information.
Right.
And all,
what people don't,
I have mental illness. What people don't understand
is that under Tim's beanie,
there's no top of the skull.
It's just like the pulsating brain.
It's a void.
It's a void.
So he's very sensitive to this issue.
Well, I think she's on the autism.
Very highly.
Yeah, yes.
That's acknowledged.
Right, right, right, right.
That's fine.
I think that most of my friends are.
There is something particularly interesting about the, I tweeted something about this.
I said Greta Thunberg with her, you know, let me pull up the tweet because I think I'm
going to find that.
Her parents are mentally ill though.
No, they're evil.
That's not the same.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
I keep forgetting that one.
They're definitely evil.
Oh, okay.
I think they're very smart. It's like Hollywood. When you pimp out your kid, it's the same. Oh, yeah, you're right. I keep forgetting that one. They're definitely evil. Oh, okay. I think they're very smart.
It's like Hollywood,
when you pimp out your kid.
It's the same exact thing.
Yeah.
You've seen plenty of that
in your lifetime, I'm sure.
I said something like,
with her zero years of...
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm just going to read it.
I said,
Greta is one of the most
widely cited climate scientists.
With over zero years in the field
and a staggering zero degrees
in diplomas beyond grade school.
Greta has taken the world by storm with their cursory knowledge,
skimmed from Google and rhetoric overheard from activists yelling in the
street.
So the chat,
and then,
and then this was in April on four 20,
the amazing atheist has cool bro.
What's your degree again?
You're a political commentator.
I'm like quite literally.
Yes.
I don't go to climate meetings and tell people how to change the weather.
I just retweeted the Fetterman clip. It's two seconds my twitter if you want i feel bad time i know five days ago he's
on time magazine so and it's a out of the darkness the untold story of severe uh senator john
fetterman's battle with depression so you put a guy with severe depression and mental incapacity
in and then you make an article about how much he's suffering now that he's in like why did you
even do that in the beginning people that's what i want to know i am not going to have you sit here and bash sadism i know there's a lot of joy in seeing
other people suffer i assure you and all kinds of joy if you know what i mean let's let's read this
one uh jacob firman says commenting on last night listen to recent jordan peterson on bill maher and
jbp said something like beauty and the Beast is the archetypal pornographic fantasy for women. When
will you get either of them on the show?
Rider Strike has
Marfreeno. Jordan Peterson said that?
You're not going to be able to get Beast on the show. He's very
hard to get. Beast? He's secluded. Which one?
X-Men or Disney?
Or Disney, yeah. Or Mister.
But wait, did Jordan Peterson really say that?
But it makes a lot of sense, meaning because the
girl dates a guy who's like an animal, then she civilizes him so it is like 50 shades
of gray yeah oh is that what i'm sure that's what he means it's not uh too hard to wrap your head
around civilizes him she does though like he goes from a beast to like this proper gentleman that's
why i wanted to talk about a story we didn't get to because someone super chatted it that someone
made a mod for skyrim where you can actually speak to a companion
use and that's been programmed with chat gpt to respond to you in in words in english in real
time some like a like a siri equivalent so uh it's well beyond that but i mean like it's like
it's like her like that whatever right yeah you're playing skyrim and you have a companion and you
say where do you think we should go and then your your companion says, I don't know, maybe we should go to Castle Run or whatever.
Your house.
No, I mean, so I was talking about this earlier, the AI apocalypse is here.
We are a few years away from seamless AI realities where you can talk to people and they can store memories.
You were mentioning calling them on the phone.
Yeah, when you log out of the game, you can just give them a call any time of day and bond with that NPC.
I'm going to say something else.
I don't think this is very controversial.
Chat GPT, it's going to be ironic what I'm about to say.
Chat GPT is more articulate than the average person.
Of course.
But I mean, that's a big deal.
But then you can really stay in your psychotic cage.
It's great. i love it i never
leave the house how many how many people do you think will choose to live in the fake world
they choose it now yeah how many so like 90 watching this show we're kind of in a fake world
i mean it's real but here do you blame them no but check this out here's uh michael would you
choose to live in fake reality no why not because my life is pretty awesome yeah that's right now
what about some short fat incel who can't get a job hey don't bring me into this well that's
oh wait i have a joke let me see i want to i would choose to live i've got a joke hey did
you guys hear that rosanne bar is launching an airline all the flights are already canceled ah not funny you know you bring out you bring up
talking about about people that are happy in their lives is kind of the point you're getting people
but if you have that option of going into the matrix or whatever like what about the people
that never get the chance to make their lives into something that they would choose over the Matrix.
What's going to happen is conservatives, for several reasons,
are overwhelmingly likely not going to choose the fake reality.
One, they're more liklative families and not want to abandon them.
They're more likely to be good looking and make more money.
For Michael, who says his life is pretty awesome, he wouldn't abandon that.
But for the average
person they would say i'm happier and i'm special in my own world you know how yeah but then if you
get to old people like 70 and above such as myself hell yeah i'd choose to live in an artificial
world with everyone going you are right you're right in one sentence you're right during during
covid people who are low status had the opportunity to increase their
status by berating and dominating other people who weren't following the rules so we see very
clearly they would love to be in this fake reality where they matter more than they matter in real
life and so what happens then in the real world policy will be set by those who are not in fake
worlds so conservatives and libertarians people who are successful and more attractive, will be in base reality, living their lives like normal, controlling government, and people who are weaker or less skilled are going to retreat to fake realities.
Well, that's good then.
And at the very top is going to be the anarchists.
So I hope you guys are nice to me because I got those.
I can't finish that sentence.
Would you?
So Glitch said, the reason I brought this up, shout out Glitch for the super chat.
The simulation is broken. It is creating a new simulation inside of itself. You will? So Glitch said, the reason I brought this up, shout out Glitch for the super chat. The simulation is broken.
It is creating a new simulation inside of itself.
You will be in the pod, inside the pod.
Yeah.
I mean, I would go into a pod to go into the matrix,
but I would come back out.
I get concerned when people forget they're in a matrix
when they're in there.
So you need like some sort of failsafe.
But so many people don't have self-awareness
or introspection.
That's not a common
thing. It's surprisingly rare.
What they see is real?
Right.
Cesar Millan always says dogs don't think they react.
That is the common experience
for most people. Is that proved in
psychology? Is that a known thing?
Are you just sensing that?
I'm quoting Cesar Millan,
the dog whisperer. That's one of his quotes.
That people react? No, dogs don't think they react and i'm saying people are the same jonathan height has a yes concept uh the elephant and the rider so the elephant is
your emotional reaction and the rider is like your rational brain yeah you can kind of dig like
kind of suggest to an elephant where to go but if the elephant doesn't want to go where the rider directs,
the elephant's not going there.
And so the rider's really more just like PR.
Your elephant, which is your limbic system
and your emotional reaction and stuff,
your elephant just goes and does what it wants to do.
And then your consciousness essentially rationalizes it
and just basically tells the PR as to why you did it
even though it's actually more of a a reaction than anything you ever thought i did um i was
doing tricep curls and i was like dude i said we're not doing tricep that's not tricep curls
that's bicep curls uh it was i was doing maybe it was a pole i was doing i was pulling i was
pulling on the rope and like this like pulling down like this and after the fourth one i was like
ah i was wheeling my body but nothing was moving it, like pulling down like this. And after the fourth one, I was like, ah, I was wheeling my body, but nothing was moving.
It didn't even hurt.
Like that's the rider telling the elephant to turn right.
But he was like, it's lactic acid buildup.
You can't even, your muscles aren't responding anymore.
You should lower the weight.
Don't do vanity lifts.
He just stopped me at four after that.
He's like, you hit your max.
That's the key.
Go up until you can't do it anymore.
I want to read this one.
Demoralize, exemplifying everything that I and others have said about DeSantis supporters
says, so DeSantis finally did what you've been demanding of him firing bad staffers
that hurt your feelings are you finally going to praise him now like you promised you would
boy that's that's going to get desantis some support this is exactly my point thank you for
for proving my point and exemplifying the exact issue when the zonerad is hurt feelings are you an idiot no no it's it's
it's not that i don't care what he's saying hurt feelings saying hurt feelings is an is an attempted
emotional slight yes it's meant to rile me up why would i support desantis after that so my first
assumption is this guy must hate desantis and desperately want to get influential personalities
and shows to turn on DeSantis.
But DeSantis didn't say anything bad to me.
You did.
So then I have to wonder, like, is this intentional sabotage?
Unfortunately, there were members of DeSantis' own staff who were insulting me as well.
So I think it's just DeSantis supporters are incapable of formulating responses that will actually help the man win.
And DeSantis is incapable of leading
his staff and his followers in helping him win I'm gonna say one more thing uh I I am I know a
lot of people on the DeSantis team as do you and I invited one who I met with in person on my show
several times I only do deferential interviews I don't even push back and they just left me on red
and they refuse they refuse like this is an hour for you to have a commercial for your candidate i would not even be antagonistic
in the slightest what do you mean on red they just didn't say anything the same thing my so i don't
know i don't do booking we have uh for culture awards lisa reynolds and for for the show
cassandra handles booking but uh my understanding i book people sometimes without asking you do
my understanding is that the tennis people will not come on this show.
And we've been like, can we get someone who supports tennis to come on and have this conversation?
And they're just, they're terrified.
They're buried in it already.
But it's weird to be terrified because you are not going to be like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You're going to have a very civil.
Give them an opportunity to change your mind.
And they can't.
I don't understand that.
So the issue is this.
Hey, Ron DeSantis lacks charisma.
There's no answer.
How do you respond to that other than we're working on it?
But it makes him sound bad.
So you say something like,
Jazz Jennings received trans surgery while Ron DeSantis was governor.
There's been no addressing it directly.
The answer is actually really simple.
Ron DeSantis did what he could and he passed laws.
That's fair.
Instead, they just
started tweeting at me that i was stupid i was a moron i was wrong they lied well both could be
true sure but this is the point instead of being like hey man look we're really working on it
they started just dogpiling on me that makes no sense to me they wanted to lose they want
him to lose like this was his these were like his pr people that's true i'm just saying this
doesn't make sense to me because like i know enough about pr that'd be very easy to say what you just said
right or send you a one pager goes this is what ronda santas did to combat this issue in florida
and this is what trump hasn't done and just put it forward instead they said what an idiot
tim pool's a moron he doesn't understand how laws work they said ronda santas doesn't have
a time machine and he can't fly to new york and change the laws and i'm just like huh i was like why are you all tweeting at me
instead of just saying like here's a link to a story and being like or link to a press release
yeah it's so it's it's just they have no idea how to handle any of this they're in the other thing
too is like you mentioned the polarization where it's like if you oppose DeSantis, you're a Trump supporter.
Quite literally, a prominent personality tweeted, I just can't get behind DeSantis after this.
He has he like he doesn't know how to handle his campaign, his PR.
And so they immediately said, why won't you address Laura Loomer and Alex Brusewitz?
And it's just like, I'm talking about DeSantis.
That's an entirely different campaign and different people if all you can do in response to bad pr is point to someone else i'll say okay great you're both
bad next question yeah but thanks thanks for for the comment i i gotta say i do believe some of
these people are actually just trying to sink desantis like yeah posts like this do nothing
but get us saying negative things about his campaign so well think of how many people
that were working for trump did that yeah that's a good point that's a great point rosanna that's
how they are like i think that so many of people on the right are just democrats in disguise yeah
all right ptb says we're gonna we're gonna have to start a rosanne was right jar
yeah all right it's four months four months i match it, then we'll give it to charity
or somebody who needs it
or something.
If the end of the year,
so we have to December 31st?
Yes.
To be fair,
or to January,
if by, you know,
January 1st at midnight.
Okay.
There are no tribunals.
And then the election next year.
And so after that,
we should have a follow-up
or something.
Yeah.
And then, you know, what are you going to do with the money?
It would be a great excuse for you to come back to Austin.
Oh, yeah.
We're dating in January.
Yeah.
We'll both be back on.
We'll have a big old party.
Why don't we do an event at like a venue and we'll call it the...
Roseanne was wrong.
There were no military tribunals.
Okay, that's fine.
No, no.
We'll call it Roseanne on trial.
And we can even do a little roast
you can roast me we can give money to some good yeah yeah i say i say we do it because in the
event the tribunals do happen it's going to be good to have the event ready to talk about
you know what let's raise money for what's it called rain which is for kids who had uh had to
deal with uh child abuse so that is something
i think is a really big issue that isn't talked about enough and it's too politicized i love her
i don't know who's in charge i could be getting the name wrong but let's talk it might it might
have to be like second or third week of january point being like let's use it to raise money for
like a cause that's everyone agrees with is a problem yeah sounds good have you seen sound of
freedom no i've not yet oh man you will do you think Rogan's venue
is probably totally booked
and he only does comedy
he'll let us do it
you think so
yeah
but there's lots of places
in Austin
and there's another one
down the street
that'll let us do it too
we could combine them
comedy mothership
would be
the coolest thing ever
but we're not really
it would be a comedy element
it should be a trade
it's not
it's not comedy
like the law
that it has to be comedy shows at his club.
No, I know.
We can do whatever.
Yeah.
Well, we can have comics.
They may be booked out, though.
It's like Funny Story four months away.
It's probably booked out.
Get you, Dave Smith, and Luis Gomez.
No, they want comics.
You have not failed podcasting.
But maybe we actually do. We bring some some comics that'll be
terrific we could have a political comedy kind of thing a roast have you
been roasted before yes comedy central it's hilarious go watch it is it fun or
does it suck it's so fun you can't wait to hear what they're gonna say the thing
that I found with people who are at like we're famous they everyone's scared to make fun of them but she's a comedian right so if you're cracking jokes at her she's peeing
her pants but everyone's scared to do it so there were some good no no i'm talking about general
your pants is not you're not pretend you're what people i learned about being friends with you is
you're surprised i'm much more pretentious than you are in you but you're in a position to be
so if people make jokes with you you laugh or you say that's not funny but you're not offended
no i love a good joke no matter who it's at so let's we'll try and figure it out yeah
we'll start that'd be fun yeah but you guys are all gonna you know be owing the money i'm telling
you uh-huh it'll it'll it'll be okay boomer it's gonna be very funny when michael writes a check
and hands it to you yeah yeah it will be funny Because at least she knows what a check is. I want Roseanne to be right, but I don't think that, I think that you're going to be paying up.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Are you in?
Clarification.
Did you put money in?
Michael, what if the military tribunal is for Trump officials?
Then she wins.
Okay.
Any military tribunal at all?
I mean, it's got to be like large scale.
It's not like one guy's in a military tribunal.
That happens every day anyway.
It's got to be, you know, it's got to be
public on TV.
Yeah, public and on TV.
And it's got to be like...
Let's trust him to be the judge to see who wins if it's a gray area.
Okay? I mean, I'll poll the audience and ask them.
Sure, that's fair too. You're on the fence.
Tribunals, period.
Is there, say, three or more judges that would try judges? I'm sorry, we'll do an X poll.
Military tribunal.
So it has to be three judges at least.
They're military.
It's a military tribunal, which is different from a Department of Justice trial.
But it has to be three judges, I think, for the tri.
Oh, for the tri tribunal.
I think so.
I don't know.
At least three judges.
I don't know.
I think it's a judge.
It's three officers of,
I believe,
general rank.
I found the spook.
At least it's us.
I want to read this.
Rusty Razor says,
And there's three zeros
in a thousand dollars
that you're going to be giving me.
Exactly.
He didn't put no money in.
No, you.
Rusty Razor superchatted us saying,
around 1996, researchers from the University of Alabama at Huntsville
created a Bose-Einstein condensate that canceled gravity above it.
The story is in Pop Mechanics or PopSci.
The researchers disappeared.
They disavowed their work years later.
So they reappeared?
Where did they reappear?
They disappeared and came back?
They went down there to Antarctica.
They apparated to Hogwarts!
the Bose-Einstein condensates an interesting phenomenon
that I have very little information about
well you better get busy
that's the god particle, right?
do I have that right?
no, you're thinking of the Higgs-Boson
that all sounds the same to me
Bose was a scientist that apparently Einstein ripped off a lot
people credit Einstein with a lot of his discoveries
but Bose was the actual mathematician no, Emily Nether was a scientist that apparently Einstein ripped off a lot. People credit with Einstein with a lot of his discoveries,
but Bose was the actual mathematician.
No, Emily Nether was a mathematician.
That's a girl's name.
Emily Nether.
N-O-E-T-H-E-R.
She was his real mathematician.
No more Super Chats?
We got a bunch.
Okay.
I'm reading through them while you guys are talking.
Emily Nother.
We'll grab another one.
Toy News Daily says says most likely in
three years every phone will come with an ai assistant siri 2.0 it'll do everything personal
assistant for anything you want to do they kind of have some versions that already somewhat well
every what everything you want to do we're we're very close to the point where you'll literally
just call your phone by name and the name is effectively a passcode for activation so it'll
be like enter a name an activation code and you'll say like you know make reservations at system 101 yeah seven o'clock
reservations uh i might be late set it up for me no one at the restaurant will talk to anybody
it'll be done yeah the network will do it you'll show up and they'll say welcome this is how it's
going to be and yet so yet in 2023 we got to take calls from the audience when when uh i was flying back from vegas on united they changed my flight without telling me
oh from it was a vegas to houston to dc and then at two in the morning with while i was asleep it
changed to vegas to denver to dc and from first class to coach oh my gosh without a refund or
anything so you know that's oh that's gotta be fraud or something.
And let me thank Roseanne because, because you've came here, they flew me first class.
So I feel like a big shot today.
But, uh, there were, there were no humans involved.
There were, the customer service was a robot.
Robot couldn't answer anything.
This is the future.
I ordered me from McDonald's for the first time.
I'd rather work with the robot than with the human.
You've seen who's out there.
McDonald's, there's no humans.
I just ordered on a machine and then they got my order.
The guy that gave it to me gave it to me wrong.
There never were.
Hold on.
Wait, we got to read this one.
Well, sometimes they try to make it right.
Your way, kind of.
No name 99.
Noface88 says, Roseanne, you are awesome.
Tim, you did good getting her to come on.
He did?
I did. Oh, my awesome. Tim, you did good getting her to come on. I did.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I didn't even know she was coming.
I was just sitting.
Michael's like, I got a surprise.
He's all giddy and laughing.
That is a good Michael impression.
That's fair.
He was so excited.
And then Roseanne walks in.
She's like, hi.
And I'm like, oh, it's Roseanne.
And then he's like, oh.
I had a whole speech. She was going to walk in. She's like, hi. And I'm like, oh, it's Roseanne. And then he's like, oh. I had a whole speech.
She was going to walk in.
We had to get the picture for the thumbnail.
We didn't.
You could have.
Yeah.
Well, we have.
Oh, it was fun.
It was.
It was fun to come.
Yeah.
Well, I appreciate it.
Yeah.
We still have the members only show.
It's in a few minutes.
Can I go to the bathroom and smoke before we do that?
Yes.
You can.
Go for it.
Okay, since I don't know what.
You're Roseanne.
No one tells you anything
i don't know what y'all are talking about with games and this shit for young people so i'll
recuse myself for a cigarette well so it with that being said everybody smash the like button
if you haven't already subscribe to the channel go to timcast.com become a member we're going to
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malice on twitter and uh the white pill book i hope you all read it and enjoy it it's why i'm
hopeful for the future of this country do you want to do you want roseanne do you want to shout out
your show before you oh yeah the roseanne bar show wherever podcasts are available i'm on the
and roseannebar.com follow her on. I got her her real Twitter account back.
Oh, right on.
At the real Roseanne.
My kids took it away from me, and he helped me get it back.
That's right.
Chaos Demon.
Nice work, dude.
Yeah, I was very proud of myself.
Demons are not always evil.
Yeah.
That's correct.
I got it good.
I am Phil Labonte.
The band is All That Remains.
We are available on Apple Music, Spotify that whole deal you go to the bathroom
right there
hi everyone I'm Ian
Crossland follow me at iancrossland.net
we're gonna make some magic tonight good to see you
Rosanna I'll see you in a little bit
yeah dude I'm all about the gemstones this is a ruby
is that really ruby?
this is legit ruby from the earth
they make rubies in the lab
we got you a
gem in tijuana and luke charged it in the ocean oh good thank you we need to get it yeah thank you
sir all right guys we'll uh see you on the after show kellen uh yeah i am kellen you guys can
follow me everywhere at kellen pdl i was going to tell rosanne that the chat absolutely loved her
tonight i was laughing the whole time just reading people's comments and everything but uh yeah
awesome show.
Alright, we'll see you all over at TimCast.com in a few minutes.
Thanks for hanging out.