Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #976 TYT's Cenk Uygur SUSPENDS PRESIDENTIAL Campaign, Also Nikki Haley w/Heidi Briones
Episode Date: March 7, 2024Tim, Ian, Hannah Claire, & Serge join Heidi Briones to discuss Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks suspending his presidential campaign, MSNBC in disbelief that immigration is major issue for Virginia resid...ents, the governor of New York deploying the National Guard to help protect NYC subways, and more than 25% of Americans advocating for secession. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ladies and gentlemen, shocking news in the 2024 presidential cycle.
No one saw this coming, but presidential candidate Cenk Uygur has suspended his campaign.
Wow.
Also Nikki Haley and Dean Phillips.
But anyway, Cenk Uygur, wow.
This is the big news.
And in actuality, I guess the big news is that Nikki Haley is dropped out.
But no offense to Cenk.
It was just funnier.
Like, let me just point out that joke about Cenk suspending his campaign actually wasn't to dig at Cenk.
It's actually respect because we're insulting Nikki Haley.
He's more important.
And I mean it.
Cenk Uygur's campaign was substantially more important than Nikki Haley's because he had a constitutional question behind what he was doing.
That being said, we've got updates on the results.
Nikki Haley, of course, has dropped out.
She won one state.
Trump has now been named the presumptive nominee.
Joe Biden is.
Joe Biden actually lost.
He lost American Samoa to this guy.
What's his name?
Jason Phillips or something?
Jason Palmer.
Jason Palmer.
That's right.
I say Phillips.
I don't even know who the guy is.
I didn't get his name.
Yeah, Dean Phillips.
I didn't get his name right.
And so that's actually a really funny story.
Then we got this clip from MSNBS.
I'm sorry.
MSNBC, where they're surprised that people in virginia think uh immigration
is the most pressing issue so we'll talk about that but the the actual big story today
we were initially going to lead with is the national guard has been deployed in new york
750 guardsmen as well as 250 state law enforcement into the new york subways
because people keep getting pushed onto the tracks it It's getting real bad down there. I just want to say the crime, the crime wave we're seeing has
gotten so bad. They're, they're, they're calling in the national guard. It's, it's reflective of
their soft on crime policies, but look at what they're doing with this Alex Jonesy and problem
reaction solution. They create the problem. Then there's a reaction from the people.
And then they offer up
the solution,
which is National Guard
doing bag checks
in your subway.
I got an idea.
When you arrest these people,
you keep them in jail.
You charge these people.
You don't let them go.
They argued for bail reform,
put a bunch of violent criminals
in the street,
and then went,
oh, I guess we got to bring
the National Guard
coming to a town near you.
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What's up, everybody?
Good to see Heidi.
Good to meet you.
Great to meet you.
Finally, I see you on Twitter all the time.
Very frequently.
That was hyperbole saying all the time.
But often, I see you on Twitter.
So, thanks to meet you in person.
Well, good.
Yeah, it's great to meet you, too.
Right on.
What's happening, Serge? Nice glasses, man glasses man yo yeah uh i had these glasses before sam
hyde uh and his famous videos in the 2020 year but anyways uh what's up i'm serge.com let's get
started ladies and gentlemen we have huge news in the 2024 cycle the presidential candidate
jenkuger has suspended his campaign and is formally. We were we were saddened to hear it. But this announcement just came within the past hour.
POTUS candidate Cenk Uygur announces on TYT Live that he's officially suspending his campaign for president, reflecting on fighting for naturalized citizens, for Biden to drop out and for Palestinians.
I do respect he is fighting for Biden to drop out.
We can agree on that one.
He says this was part of
my announcement on TWT that I'm suspending the campaign and no longer actively campaigning as
a candidate. I'm honest about what we were able to accomplish and what we weren't. Love my supporters
for trying to make a difference. Now, you may be asking what? Well, I got to be honest. Yeah,
Nikki Haley also dropped out, but she never mattered in the first place. There was no big
question on her campaign. It was utter confusion the whole time. And of course, the actual big story that everyone's been talking about all day
is that Nikki Haley has exited the Republican presidential race. I'm just going to go ahead
and say this. Cenk Uygur's presidential campaign mattered 100 times more than Nikki Haley's,
because at the very least, he was asking a constitutional question. He was not born in
the United States states but he believes
that the 14th amendment changed those rules and as a naturalized citizen he's entitled to all of
the rights of any other citizen including running for the office of presidency many disagree instead
everybody's talking about nikki haley who finally quit but uh to be fair she uh she won vermont
you know oh that was really important. It's an open primary.
Out of the park.
And what's happening now with her suspension announcement,
she said Trump needs to win over the people who supported me.
And we're hearing from, I think the Daily Beast wrote something up saying,
the fact that 30% of Republicans wanted Nikki Haley over Trump says a lot.
And I'm like, one, it doesn't. No.
Because a lot of people wanted Ted Cruz and didn't get him him and they still anybody but trump and anybody but trump group right yeah
and and two vermont's an open primary so like i'm not gonna count all these democrats they mean
nothing so here we are and then uh finally on the biden front you got a shout out this is jason
palmer i didn't get his name right in the intro jason palmer beat joe biden in american samoa i gotta go there one day he's
big in american yeah definitely it's got to be like on the list now it's like being big in japan
but you're big in samoa you know i wonder if he's ever been there i mean like they they just i'm
jen it was 50 votes i think oh nice yeah so maybe it's just you know i wonder if a bunch of people in samoa were like we can't
vote for biden yeah they just like the way his name sounded and he was on the ballot probably
concerned about taiwan what was the uh we need a real commander what was that guy's name there was
there was some guy in the on the primary ballot named president r like bidot or something did
you see that i didn't see that yeah what, what was it? Someone Google that real quick. Get his name. Because what people were assuming
is that this guy put himself on the list
so that elderly people with poor vision
would see President Buh-Duh or whatever
and vote for him.
That's so sad.
I can't find it.
I don't know.
Do you know how to look it up?
I can't find it.
Look up President R Primary.
And then that should come up.
Did anybody find it?
I did not find it. Really?'s on my twitter it's on your twitter how could you guys not find this you
gotta learn how to do your your internet research what's going on well my favorite thing was uh
biden coming out trying to make a play for nicki haley's voters and he said donald trump made it
clear he doesn't want nicki haley's supporters i want to be clear there's space for them in my
campaign and then he said there's a lot we don't doesn't want Nikki Haley supporters. I want to be clear there is space for them in my campaign.
And then he said, there's a lot we don't agree on and went on to talk about democracy and a whole bunch of nonsense.
But as I was looking at this statement earlier today, I realized I don't even know what Nikki Haley stands for.
I don't know anything about her platform other than probably sending a lot of money overseas.
Yeah, she wanted to make everyone sign up with her social security number to use
social media too she's kind of it was body president our body right above joseph r biden
jr and democrats were getting mad they were like is this guy trying to confuse people and i'm just
like if your name is biden if your last name is biden you should change your first name to president
and definitely put yourself on this balance i'm kidding don't do that but it
would like what if this guy's name was actually like richard biden and he and he changed his name
to president or what if he was named president what if his parents were just really aspirational
you know like if you name your kid doctor he'll be like doctor doctor for sure yeah can't you put
almost any name you want on some of these ballots though in some states i can't believe he was actually able to put president yeah but people were the democrats
were like elderly folks with poor vision are going to see president arbaugh yeah i feel like
that's it for the president what state was this in uh it was actually all over i'm pretty sure i
don't know what state this one was though uh california oh wow that's weird that biden's at
the bottom i think they came at the top of the list. They do it randomly.
Do they do it randomly?
Yeah.
Most states do it randomly.
Who is Gabriel Cornejo?
That looks like it's in reverse alphabetical order, that list.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, no, you're right.
It's not.
Cambridge and Cornejo.
They do it randomly, to be fair, because if you're at the top, it's shown that you have
an advantage, actually.
Yeah.
Oh, you mean by last name?
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Yeah, I'm glad, Cenk.
I have a lot of respect for Cenk Uygur as a person for the last 20 years.
I've enjoyed watching his stuff.
Off and on, I disagree with a lot of what he says.
Yeah, particularly about horses.
Particularly about the equine nature of reality.
But I massively appreciate he puts his money where his mouth is,
he hires a bunch of
people he runs a news organization and he runs for president the guy has balls especially when
he was accused of union busting that was that was ballsy you know i respect that when you know
you're a progressive running a liberal leftist organization claim to be progressive and then you
uh yell and scream at people and uh when they try to form a union i mean that shows that you
really care about the capitalist enterprise that you're engaged in.
Well, I don't know about that part, but I think that this whole like, should you be
a naturalized citizen to run for president?
Do you have to be born here?
Not because we're in for the show.
Ask, right?
I mean, we should be asking these questions.
Like Tim was mentioning before the show, a member of the Chinese Communist Party comes
over here, pops the baby out in three days, back with the baby to china raises the baby as
a chinese communist party member then when the baby's 38 they fly over here speaking barely any
english well maybe they know english at that point they can run for president even though
they're a communist party member just because those three days they were born in the nah
jake uger is way more respect and i think authority to run for president than that kid
would this is i i actually agree a lot with jake uger's argument on uh the right to run for president than that kid would this is i i actually agree a lot with
jen cougar's argument on uh the right to run for president not so much that i think he's correct
but i agree there's a problem and he argued that uh as a naturalized citizen he should be entitled
to all the rights and privileges of any other citizen but the but the constitution so far or
the the the rulings interpretation has been he cannot be president because he wasn't born
here despite being naturalized so he's a citizen he can vote it's an interesting question and as
ian pointed out before the chart started the argument i had with him i should say the agreement
was there's chinese uh there's birth tourism people from china will fly to california they
do this today within like a month of when they're about to give birth, stay, give
birth to their children.
And then a week or two later, whenever they're getting out of the hospital, fly back to China.
Now their child is eligible for American.
It's an American.
Their child's a citizen eligible to be the president.
So this kid could be flown back to communist China as a card carrying Chinese Chinese Communist
Party member, indoctrinated, supported and trained.
And then 35 years later,
come back to the U.S. without speaking a word of English and run for president.
That one doesn't make sense.
That's not fair.
Definitely possible.
Well, I mean, it's a good question.
We should really examine birthright citizenship in general and, you know, what the rights of
being naturalized actually mean.
What does it actually mean to be naturalized?
And you can vote for president, but you can't run?
Kind of weird.
What if the compromise is we
eliminate birthright citizenship, but
this means naturalized citizens
can be president?
Can't hear you.
It makes sense.
It's a different topic.
Everyone else
at home just hears dead silence
for three seconds.
You like that idea, though?
I'm going to make a talk.
Talk to me, Serge.
I'm just going to say the conversation.
So I mean, I'm a naturalized citizen.
And I appreciate that because then that means that the stuff that I went through to become a citizen then is worth.
It's worth something.
It makes it worthy of what it is.
So why for that?
Why should we value an illegal immigrant who crosses the border running from law enforcement who then gives birth?
And that kid now has more rights than Serge does.
And Serge is someone who came here, worked really, really hard legally to become a citizen.
I think it's an interesting question.
I think Jen is right about that.
I disagree with him politically, but I do think there's a problem where illegal immigrants can can can come here, have kids, and then that kid could be president? You know what, I think that's pretty interesting.
You know, I like this idea
that naturalized citizens can become president thing.
I think that's what it is in a lot of places.
I think that's probably what it is in Canada and the UK,
which would be most similar, I think, to us,
although I'm not sure.
But the thing that that means is no amnesty,
no like mass amnesty for eight million illegal immigrants who randomly walked across the border or got flown in after making an appointment on an app as to when they would illegally cross the border and get their asylum date. work remove birthright citizenship go with naturalized citizens can be come president
but then absolutely you know if you if you entered the country illegally no you can never become a
then you should never be able to become a naturalized citizen maybe something like that
just spitball in here but like there should be really strict rules if we're opening up the
privileges then access to those privileges needs to be earned in a really serious way.
You can't just wander across the border,
get,
um,
be part of a mass amnesty and then run for president.
But let me,
let me do this real quick and jump to this tweet.
We can carry on the conversation.
I want to point out just because you were born here,
doesn't mean you will be a good leader as exemplified by this tweet.
Breaking 911 says the entire administration is incompetent in this tweet.
At POTUS tweets,
tune in at 9 p.m.
Eastern tomorrow evening for my plan on how we get this done.
And as you can see,
it was sent at 5 0 5 p.m.
March 6,
2024 to listen to the state of the union.
2023.
On February,
February,
February 7th.
Fire the Union 2023. On February 7th.
Fire the graphic designer.
What?
Okay.
Here's my assumption as to what happened.
The metadata on the URL
had not been changed
when they tweeted this out.
So Twitter sent last year's data.
They should have scraped it.
Do they not know you can scrape things?
You click a button. You click the bug. You should have scraped it. Oh, yeah. Like, do they not know you can scrape things? You click a button.
You click the bug.
You click it a hundred million times.
At least test it.
You know, you have to have a burner account.
But like, if you're posting that, like, don't you see the preview?
When I post, if I see a preview, and a lot of times I'm like, nah, not that.
I'm going to fix it.
I think they deleted this.
But the conversation we were having was birthright citizenship and the right of people to be
president if they weren't born here and things like that.
And I just like to ask you a question.
Who would you rather have?
Joe Biden or Dinesh D'Souza?
Oh, Dinesh.
Yeah, for sure.
And he wasn't born here.
And so that's an interesting question.
But he's really fascinating and smart.
Right.
And he's he he loves this country and he's he's fought for this country in ways that we appreciate.
And so it looks like his son-in-law is going to end up in Congress.
He's got a good shot.
Oh, right on.
But it's an interesting question because I certainly understand the risks of allowing people who aren't born here from being president.
But I just love the idea.
Like they should have answered this question at the Civil War when they entered when they introduced this birthright citizenship stuff. It's like, hey, you do realize if you have to be born here to be president,
but anyone who's born here can be a citizen
that's going to create a whole bunch of problems, right?
I think that this comes from the time when,
I don't know when this law was made, 200 years ago-ish,
when people, if they came across the southern border illegally
undercover and had a baby,
and then they fled back to Mexico, and then they came back 20 years later, and were like, there's no way to even show that the kid was born in the U.S.
So there's no proof.
You need to get there, stabilize, prove it, get documentation, and that's how you would even prove that you were born in the country.
Now, with all this new digital tech, cameras, and radios, and stuff, it's more easy to track if someone was born here, even if they don't go through the work.
So it's like,
we're giving them,
we're trying to,
we feel like we have to give them these bonuses because of ancient laws.
So maybe it is really time to change this law.
I just like the idea of citizenship meeting something again.
I mean,
you work for it.
It's something that you,
you know,
you have to earn,
you have to at least know what the constitution says.
For example,
you have to have some basic understanding of government and the laws and how things function um you know to run for office or to be a citizen
at all maybe i mean there has to be some kind of test you know and it's like naturalized citizens
go through that we don't i mean we're just born here and that's it if you had to choose if only
two candidates running were jank uger of the young turks and joe biden who would you vote for
jank probably what do you think? Oh, damn.
I don't know.
I disagree with everything both of them stand for.
I would probably just vote for Cenk. That's not true.
That's not true.
But I'll wait.
I'd like to see what Ian says.
Would you not vote for any of them?
No, no, no.
Answer the question.
Cenk Uygur all the way, man.
Cenk Uygur, no question.
That's my dude.
I have certainly not voted in the past.
Look, look, look.
There's two big reasons.
I believe he would pardon Julian Assange.
Hey, I'll take it.
And he also hates the establishment Democrats.
So he'd certainly enact policies and lead this country in a very, very dark, dangerous way.
I don't like, but better than the uniparty establishment.
Yep.
And like I was saying with Trump, if you're Antifa, you should vote for Trump.
Trump versus Biden.
Vote for the bull who's going to rampage through the establishment, not the establishment.
At least after Trump gets in, you have a chance at changing something.
If it was down to the uniparty establishment, Mitt Romney versus Cenk Uygur, I'd vote for
Cenk Uygur.
I'd be like, well, at least Julian Assange gets a pardon out of it.
And I don't know what he would do.
Maybe he'd probably pull a lot of our foreign policy, our foreign spending, which is probably
good.
He didn't act a whole bunch of crackpot policies I don't like.
But Biden does that already.
Open borders and all the other crazy stuff's already happening.
So I'll take it.
And at least Cenk is competent.
I mean, he's like mentally, you know, aware.
Can I write in myself?
I feel like I'd be okay.
I mean, Cenk's a wild guy.
Like when we had him on the Culture War show, he does this thing where when he encounters
an argument he can't
handle he just makes weird noises and he he goes like you're not really talking anymore but i i i
look certainly not my first choice look i i i want to i gotta say like to everybody who's watching
i don't know who would pick biden over jen kuger maybe jill biden that's about it yeah no but i
mean maybe Hunter for sure
Normies for sure
but I'm saying
of the people
who pay attention
to politics
it's probably 80-20
and the 20 is like
no he's a Marxist
I don't care
I'll take Biden
we can beat Biden
but we don't want a Marxist
and my attitude is like
voting for someone like Cenk
rips apart the deep state
you don't get what you want
right away
but it rips apart the deep state
to a certain degree
right
not that I trust Cenk Uygur but I do he parted julian assange i think that's important
that's something anyway a couple big wins out of it did you confirm that with them when he was on
the show yes he said absolutely yeah and uh foreign foreign war he said yeah no war and i'm
like i'll take what i can get foreign policy would be much better i don't know if if there really are
two realities this came up last night they were like we live in two realities or night before maybe um but it's like cenk lives in this reality
this like normal where he can see like yo yeah this world uniparty is a real world cross national
organizations are happening just because it looks like germany on a map doesn't mean that that's
where german authority begins and ends like it's the diaspora is real and it's corporate just can
someone can someone say something insulting about biden's administration's incompetency over this begins and ends. Like it's the diaspora is real and it's corporate. Can someone,
can someone say something insulting about Biden's administration's incompetency over this post?
Like it's the little things,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Firstly,
they don't have a chain of command.
Someone should have seen that they left it up to one guy to be the
mouthpiece of our nation.
Well,
I mean,
it's just some doofies social media person.
Who's probably some intern,
you know,
like it,
we have social media people people make
mistakes but they fix them right away and they don't make these mistakes also is it really i
mean is it really at 9 p.m we all make mistakes you know i gotta be honest because part of me
was like could this be fake but at breaking 911 doesn't post fake things they always post at nine
i mean the the state of the union is always at nine i saw I saw... I thought it was at 9 last year.
Is that a way younger picture of Biden, too?
Well, it's certainly...
It does say 9 p.m. down there,
but Google said 8 p.m. earlier.
Oh, he's going to give a plan on how he gets it done again.
So he's going to give us a campaign speech tomorrow
and not tell us about what the State of the Union is.
He's not going to probably talk about the State of the Union.
Last time, he just used the opportunity to give a campaign speech.
I know, and then we, as a primetime show,
have to listen to him garble and...
No, but Hillary Clinton says that he makes more sense
than Donald Trump, so, you know.
Who was it who speculated he wasn't going to make it
to the past March, past Super Tuesday?
Lots of us.
No, no, no, there was some prominent political personality.
I can't remember if they said that they were betting by Super Tuesday, Biden is out.
I don't know.
What if, what if, the real purpose of the State of the Union.
Oh my goodness.
No way.
Is that Biden, standing at the podium, says, my fellow Americans.
I drop out.
It's been a long year.
And I think it's important, you know, looking at Super Tuesday.
I'm suspending my Super Tuesday.
It's Super 2.
And then Gavin Newsom runs on.
That went darker than I thought.
Yeah, I was like, what did you guys think I was saying?
That he was going to be like, I quit?
No.
Yeah, I'm suspending my campaign.
He's going to be standing there.
He's all right.
He's all right.
He's going to be okay.
He's going to have like one of those Mitch McConnell moments and then collapse to the ground.
And then Gavin Newsom runs out, rolls up his sleeves and is like, I'm not a doctor, but I've done this before.
Back off.
Get out of my way.
Yep.
He's going to be all right.
And then that's my proposed scenario hypothesis was long.
Like, not that I think it's actually going to happen.
But Gavin Newsom then goes on a PR tour on every major network, every show.
Bill Maher's got him on.
Jon Stewart's got him on.
John Oliver's got him on.
And they're all going, you saved the president's life how does that feel every everywhere and then
there's going to be tributes they're going to buy billboards and it's going to be like gavin newsom
and they're going to be like whether whatever you do now gavin you've saved the president's life i
mean there are there are people in this country's history, but not many can say that. And he's going to say, look, I'm just a guy. And I did what any good
American would do. And then Joe Biden is not going to be dead. He'll be incapacitated. Kamala
Harris will step in and say, it is not my responsibility to run for a reelection. It's
to lead this country in this dire time. And then Gavin Newsom says, I will take up this mantle.
I will make that sacrifice.
The sacrifice.
That's the part
that would really do it.
I think that that would be
a much fairer race
than Trump versus Biden.
Joe Biden's going to come out tomorrow
and his teeth are going to be
falling out while he talks.
And I mean that literally
not as an insult.
It's going to make zero sense.
He's going to talk while I live. There and I mean that literally not as an insult he's going to make zero sense there you go
does he have big teeth
I don't know
I'm assuming
didn't his teeth fall out in the 2019 debates
he turned around and was like
oh that's creepy
I'm not ragging on him
your teeth fall out when you get old
not everybody's
my grandma's teeth didn't fall out for a really long time.
Nice.
She was like a hundred.
Oh, wow.
Before she was getting like false teeth in there.
I think those look like dentures in that picture.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't doubt it.
Someone Google it.
Joe Biden has fake teeth.
They're a little too perfect.
That's what I'm, I'm going to see if I can Google right now.
I wasn't able to earlier.
Yeah.
Older people still have their teeth, but they're not perfect.
He has dentures. Oh, he does. Oh yeah it's like it or biden's i think he'll say
mega republicans he'll say like kind of like madagascar republicans like at least three times
tomorrow ultra maga because what else is he gonna talk about if he's gonna talk about his plan
is it to get the bad guys which are domestic terrorists like what's his plan right now
i don't know what their plan is i haven't heard any plan maybe i just haven't been listening you know what i i could respect joe biden there
is a pot there's if he came out that's not true if he came out in like a black leather jacket with
aviators on smiling and walked into the podium and just went i don't actually want to win again
i got one more year you think i'm wasting my time with this garbage i'm gonna burn this country to
the ground.
And then I'm going to go off right into the sunset and do a bunch of drugs.
I'd be like, I respect the honesty.
You know what I mean? I respect that, at least.
It won't happen, but a person can imagine.
He made raves illegal, so I'll never forgive him for that.
He made raves illegal?
When?
What happened?
The Rave Act.
What?
You never heard of the Rave Act?
No.
Restricting Americans.
Is this like a Tipper Gore style thing? Vulnerability to Ecstasy Act. What? You never heard of the rave app? No. Restricting Americans Is this like a Tipper Gore style
thing? Vulnerability to Ecstasy
act. What? They got pushed into another
act. Yeah.
Wait a second. What?
How do you make raves illegal?
Ecstasy's already illegal.
Yeah, but you basically
don't allow them to throw the events
at certain locations.
You don't allow them to have non-profits such as Dance Safe test pills and do other things that make the events possible you basically you
know undercut um the events and so that really changed underground music and i love underground
electronic music so i never forgave joe let's uh when i was in high school i used to go to like we
used to drive from philly out to like you know raves and random airplane hangers and stuff you
know why that stopped because of joe biden yeah the rave act i'm i swear let's jump to our good drive from Philly out to like, you know, raves and random airplane hangers and stuff. You know what?
That stopped because of Joe Biden and the Rave Act.
I swear.
Let's jump to our good friends over at we'll jump to our good friends over at MSNBS here.
This was amazing.
Chad Gilmour says MSND MSDNC panel mocks the fact immigration is a top issue for voters
across the country.
This is this is wild because they're in they insult West Virginians as they're as they're
going at it. I mean, if you look at some of these exit polls i mean i live in virginia immigration
was the number one issue of course i mean again these could change in in virginia virginia does
have a border with west virginia very very content what i mean if you okay hold on the one thing i'm
gonna say is i don't care they're joking when she was like they do have a border with West Virginia
it's like ha ha ha we get it that's fine
make a joke laugh but she's shocked
she's like what?
she goes what? that immigration is a top issue
was it like a 14 year old
girl that just got raped in Virginia
by an illegal immigrant?
it's like daily toddlers
I see a news story daily about
an illegal immigrant killing somebody,
raping somebody.
It's happening in Europe, too.
Hold on, hold on.
The question is,
where in Virginia does Jen Psaki live?
Because I'm going to go ahead and assume
it's like Arlington,
and she's surrounded by big mansions
that go back to the 1600s or something.
Or Alexandria,
and one of those cute little houses
in the little old town.
No, I bet she's in a big...
She's well off.
You think she's got a big one?
Let's see what her net worth is. If I was really rich, I'd still
have a little house. I bet she's worth millions.
A little house and a big house? No, I think I just have
a little house. Well, she probably needs a bigger house
for security reasons. I don't believe
these websites, but this
says her net worth is $2 million.
I don't believe them because it once said that Ian's
net worth was $5 million, and it's way more than
that.
It might actually be way more than that. I don't know. People think once said that ian's net worth was five million and it's way more than that start to begin it might actually be i don't know people think i'm joking right we don't know what he is doing no but it says she's worth two million uh a good portion is probably in real
estate i imagine she's got like i don't know what like a six seven hundred thousand dollar house in
virginia where she's got real look i gotta tell you you tell you, you go to, you're, Reston,
and Reston's fantastic,
and then,
what's that one town?
Let me pull it up,
because I got,
I'm going to give a shout out
to this really amazing
little,
little part of the D.C. suburbs,
and I want to make sure
it's,
it's not Reston,
I'm sorry,
it's Maryland,
it's Potomac.
Oh.
In Maryland.
I do know when I cross the,
when I cross into,
into Northern Virginia from West Virginia, it's like you can smell money. You're like, oh, dude, anatomic oh in maryland i do know when i cross the when i cross into into northern virginia from
west virginia it's like you can smell money you're like oh dude that is so rich it's so rich there
northern so reston reston is great you it's it's i mean these are rich people in very safe areas
hoity-toity and no disrespect we got fans in reston you know shout out and i'll give a shout out let me see if i can uh pull up this uh here we go barcelona wine bar in reston virginia is like the best
tapas i've ever had we went there like three weeks in a row because it was so good oh i went
with you guys yeah it was amazing and so my point is just it's very nice right everything's very
nice and so for someone like jen saki who's who's got like this political disposition of
why are people so upset about immigration?
Well, because she lives in this insulated bubble shelter.
Right.
Yeah.
Other people are like watching the news and they're like, oh, another child was raped again.
Like, geez, what's going on?
It's not these people's kids that get harmed.
You know, it's like poor people's kids and like middle class excessive immigration.
It's like it's like a flood.
It's like a dam building up.
Like it's the pressure is building and it's not like it's just going to be like, oops, now we see what happened. Now let's like it's like a flood build it's like a dam building up like it's the
pressure is building and building it's not like it's just gonna be like oops now we see what
happened now let's fix it it's like if you don't do anything about it and the dam bursts then all
of a sudden you have like gangs in different cities organizing and controlling things with
weapon like you cannot allow this crazy crap so i don't know what to do because mass deportations
does sound like not the right way to go.
Why?
That's going to be
historically remembered
as like the day
that the United States
went, became the Nazi party.
Why?
It's fearing that the good guys
in their desire to do good
end up becoming the evil ones.
That story's been told
over and over throughout time.
No, no.
I think we need to depart.
We need to depart.
Ian, you're wrong.
The saying is
be careful when fighting monsters
because you might lose to those monsters.
Lest ye become one.
That is the story.
Gaze into the abyss long enough and the abyss gazes into you.
So like in a desire to do right.
I don't think that leaving them in this country unattended is the right move.
But the idea that we would set up like some police state, spied state to try and find them and then deport them.
Like then we just have this new infrastructure to deport and destroy other people. We know destroy where they are they're in like hotels and we're housing them and paying for
that we have no choice we know where they are we have we have no choice we have to deport them so
i think we have to deport as well because the other piece of it too is that's a huge major
deterrent if you look at the family separation thing that happened under obama and then it
happened under trump that turned out to really decrease the number of people who came to the
border seeking to get in yep when we keep extending all of these programs and opportunities and you know reversing remain in
mexico which was actually a terrible idea to reverse that when we do all of that stuff we're
actually just encouraging people from all over the world to come in the issue is and we have to
deter the issue is you would have to create a massive new police force in order to
actually deport 15 or so million people dave smith's brought this up last night and he's correct
yes they need to be if they are if the criminal aliens need to be deported there's no excuse if
you overstay your visa you get deported you're not a citizen of this country and as bernie sanders
said if you have open borders your country will will get poor. That being said, how will this be done is the is the challenge.
And Ian's correct.
If I certainly do not like the answer of Trump gets in and then says, I'm going to need, you know, five billion dollars to rapidly expand and create a new police force in this country to track down illegal immigrants or to rapidly expand ICE.
And they have to understand what that means.
That means you're going to have ice agents knocking on doors.
You're going to have warrants.
They will, they will likely have to come to your house.
There's going to be people getting killed.
There's going to be law enforcement who will get killed.
What we're asking for that I don't, I don't mind law enforcement, law enforcement, good thing.
Having law enforcement hold people accountable, good thing.
Challenge rapidly expanding government power in a short period of time bad thing yeah i'm thinking of the the metaphor of like your boat is taken on water it's still taking on water these are the
immigrants coming across the border so let's get this water out of the boat but you ever see that
meme where the guy's like trying to bail the bucket out of the boat but it's filling faster
than he's able to bail so like how do you get all that water out well you can you can boil it well and if the water is the i'm not talking about destroying
like there's other ways than grabbing them and moving them there are other ways there's got to
be so the first thing that's happened is trump need we need border security so trump would need
when trump gets elected here's what he should do encourage all southern border states to create
their own border barriers.
Trump does not need to build a big, beautiful wall from sea to shining sea, 30 feet made of concrete.
He can go to all these border states and he can say, do your thing.
Because they've already tried.
And Biden's shut them down.
Once you have that in place, you then seek the areas out where they're breaking through, where the criminal aliens, the cart members are breaking through like that eagle pass right you stop that after that then you start but you can't bail water until you've plugged the the leak you do that and you don't need you know it's funny
michael ian black wrote this really stupid article where he's like 20 million 20 you need two two uh
police officers for every illegal immigrant to get them all done in a day and it's like shut up he actually said trump would enlist the proud boys and i'm like there's like
10 000 proud boys well what about like i mean aren't 18 year olds uh you know male 18 year
olds more conservative than they've been in a long time okay um don't you think some of them
would volunteer for some like a mission but we don't need no these kids we don't need a multi
million dollar expansion and we we don't need to kids we don't need a multi-million dollar expansion
and we we don't need to deport everybody in one year so if we're talking about large-scale
deportation we would need to expand and i think the answer is actually really simple
after we secure the border there should be a moratorium on all immigration a temporary
moratorium for i think that's right two years or whatever. And that means legal, illegal.
Absolutely.
All of it.
Oh, no.
There's some people that are just close to finishing their legal immigration, though.
Like what?
If you're in process, you're in process.
No new applications.
No new.
Temporarily until we can figure out what the hell's going on.
That's right.
Yep.
Absolutely.
And then begin.
What about overseas adoptions?
No.
What is that?
No, no, no, no, no. Just no. We're not doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, that no no no no just no we're not
no no no no no no and i'm i'm saying for like a year because we have a we have an invasion at
the border and the answer is not okay now that trompson will close the border and forget about
the invasion no we need to remedy this man i a moratorium would free up CBP and ICE to start enforcing the law.
We also need to recruit.
We do need to have more people going into the military, the National Guard, these certain branches.
We possibly even need it to be compulsory.
I know people don't like that, but in a lot of countries, it's compulsory to serve at least a year um you know in the military
might be a good idea uh you know well here's like the civil service year yeah civil service year
here's a good super chat jason take says it's pretty simple uh he says find the tar of any
employer or landlord caught with illegals no deportation needed it's actually a really good
point you wouldn't actually need to expand to the tune of millions of of of uh law enforcement agents to do this it could actually be very procedural in that
it is a criminal offense to harbor you know no fines no no jason no fines you're not you're
close no criminal action if you if your company is caught to have uh have it have had employed
non-citizens illegally the person everyone involved in that process is subject to have uh have it have had employed non-citizens illegally the person everyone
involved in that process is subject to a a misdemeanor criminal charge misdemeanor felonies
yeah you know you'll get fined you'll get community service or you'll get like a month but nothing
crazy but that simple simple hey it's a criminal act to do this people are gonna be like no way
yeah i'm not doing it and then and then what happens is you might have a hiring director and they're gonna take very very seriously seriously do you have an id are
you a citizen you are okay you bring in your id you bring your passport there's not gonna be any
mistakes and then anyone else involved in the hr process if they find out someone was hiring
they're gonna be like i am not gonna get charged because of what you're doing there's no way this
is happening and it would create those deterrents this is like imagine a kid born here illegally came across born here and 17 years go by and they're still
born here yeah like his mom came across and you know whatever but he's technically not or he is
elite came across and he's two they brought him across and now 17 years later and he's been
being hunted again for his whole life he's been hunted like that kind of life i don't want to make that reality i just don't know if there's any other way because of
what's happened with this illegal invasion and i hear you but what you're saying to me right now
is someone stole my bike today but then i realized the person who stole it is happier for having taken
it than i am for having lost it so the kid wasn't the criminal that's right but the kids right now
if you if that happens i forget what it's called but that is a real situation where the kid comes over they're like two or three but
then they had daca yeah right but then they get they get public education they get all this stuff
until they're 18 and then suddenly you know that all runs dry now they're they realize they're
illegal they don't have it is the fault of the parents not us it is not our fault that a parent
broke the law knowing we as good people would try to create some leeway for their child.
It is the utmost offense to me that there is someone who's like, it's like you got a 30-year-old guy and he's got like a 7-year-old daughter.
And he goes, I know that when I break the law, they will come after me and they will destroy me.
But my child will have the best future ever and they'll pay for it. And'm like you are exploiting our goodwill yeah i say no more yeah i say no public
education no you know no benefits because it would be it would take not very long for that to be a
huge deterrent right it would take like oh you get nothing when you come you don't know your kids
can't go to school and you definitely don't get ten thousand dollars or whatever that the city of
new york is planning to give you definitely don't get an xbox you definitely don't get $10,000 or whatever that the city of New York is planning to give you. You definitely don't get an Xbox.
You definitely don't get all this stuff that the Chicago is doling out.
I think that, I mean, I think that it would, I think it would be very painful to watch.
Yes, I think you're right about that.
I think that our hearts would be broken at watching it.
But I also think that it would be a huge deterrent.
Let me pull up this video.
The kids that are killed and raped.
Let me pull up this video. I got a video killed and raped. Let me pull up this video.
I got a video.
I agree.
I'm going to pull up.
I got a video here.
He's got a video.
I'm going to play this video from Wall Street Silver.
This exemplifies a lot of what's going on in this country.
It ties in with immigration and crime.
Here's a man.
It's about a guy who bought his groceries
and what he's dealing with.
And I think many people can relate to this.
He can't afford his groceries anymore.
He struggles to feed his kids.
Check this out.
Am I the only one that feels like they just can't do this anymore?
I just got back from the grocery store.
Let me show you what I bought.
This is all I purchased.
That's it.
Talkies.
This is dinner for tonight.
A few snacks for my kids they wanted.
And dinner for them tomorrow night.
The pizza.
That's it.
Some veggies.
I didn't even buy the organic stuff.
I bought the cheapest stuff.
Bought stuff that was on sale.
There's a few things I am picky about.
Ingredients such as the tomatoes. But that's it. Everything else was the least expensive stuff. Take a guess,
take a guess at what it costs. And you're probably wrong. $123. $123. That was for
barely two nights of dinner.
Barely two nights.
I remember when I could spend about $120 and get groceries for a whole week,
and that was breakfast, lunch, and dinner for all of us.
And $123 is going to get me through the next two days.
I can't do this much longer.
Financially, I can't.
I don't want to spend the money, but it's also just killing me.
And I make decent money.
So something's got to give here.
So here's my question.
Why should this man pay the bill for the criminal aliens who brought their kids to this country?
And we say it's not the kid's fault.
They were six, seven years old.
And I respect that argument maybe eight years ago. But now we are no longer at the point of being capable of dealing with this and so this guy he's american this country he inherits same as all of us yeah he
has children who will inherit it after him he's struggling to feed them even though as he says i
make good money but it's 123 bucks for two nights of dinner. And what happens is these people rush our border and think I will steal as much as I can from the hardworking Americans.
I will gut their system and take for myself because I don't care about them.
I don't care about their community.
I want.
So I am I am done with the argument that, oh, but these children here, they can't be deported because their parents are at fault.
No, Mike, you're right.
The child should blame their parents when when ice politely comes to them and says i'm
sorry son we are struggling we have fathers and mothers and their children are struggling to eat
i wish we could help you but we are we are pushed to our limit what we're going to do is we're going
to find you comfortable transportation back to your home country and they're going to have to
figure it out for you if you're mad about this blame your parents well and blame your government for making
a making a nation where you don't feel like you can survive comfortably and yeah safely in your
nation well absolutely and it's not this kid's the his kids fall you know this is going on but
this so if we're talking about the poor kids what about his kids where his dad's struggling to like
feed them i mean we have to think about american children yeah and this has been happening to everybody and it's been happening for a few years
i remember watching this happen with my own grocery bill where it would be like oh i'd spend 50 bucks
i'd get a ton of stuff oh and then the next time i'd spend 75 bucks and so the next time i'd put a
bunch of stuff back and i'd end up spending 125 bucks for less impossible to get less expensive
stuff like no buying meat.
Here's what we should do.
I think we should do this here at TimCast and maybe one of someone on the SCNR team.
We will put together a basic grocery list.
One gallon of milk,
one carton of eggs,
one loaf of bread.
And then what else would be reasonable there?
Like the Sesame Street one.
Maybe like a small thing of peanut butter.
Yeah.
Stick of butter.
Some veggies.
A stick of butter.
Carton of milk.
And maybe like a salad and a meat. I think it's important of butter. Some veggies. A stick of butter. Carton of milk. And maybe like a salad and a meat.
I think it's important to get.
Some veggies.
Yeah.
And then what we'll do is every week we will write down the price of these goods.
Oh, like the government does that.
But they're not really doing it very accurately these days.
So we will just say here in our local area, we have this list.
And every week we go out and buy one of these items.
People on the Discord should do it.
Get like a mass reporting of all over the place.
People should do it all over the country.
We could have a map.
It'd be cool.
You could do it with your app.
With the Timcast app.
If you could scan a thing and put it into the database.
That'd be really cool.
That's a very good idea.
And update the data.
No, no.
An app where people can list the price of a good.
Then you can track down the cheaper prices.
Because if you scan the barcode, it would just overwrite i don't know it does exist for like but not for
consumer items like computers and stuff i know you can do that i don't know about so if this does not
exist someone make it and you're rich an app where it shows you all the local grocery stores and you
can and when you go to the grocery store you can scan a price from the store
and upload it up to the to the app then other people who are at home can type in i want milk
and see which one has the cheaper prices i like it if it doesn't exist it should you're right but
you'd have to update it because if they sold out the data it'd all be about the data and then yeah
a bunch of people went to get the cheap milk but it was already sold out from the last three people
no no it would say milk 199 as of last update sold out from the last three people. No, no, no. It would say, milk, $1.99 as of.
Last update was this time. The grocery stockers
are going to be mad. They're going to be like, oh my gosh.
No, I think the grocery stores
will use it and compete with each other. No, I mean the
stockers. They're just going to be like, this is madness.
Why would they care? Well, they have to restock
everything when people come in.
Oh, sure, I guess. But you'd end up with
the supermarket saying, hey, how come we're not
selling any milk? It's like, well, because there's a grocery store a mile down that's on it cheaper and people using
this app grocery stores would load the app look at neighboring prices and then lower theirs and
their staff the manager at the grocery store would be like hey we got carrots cheaper than they do
why doesn't that have with gas though we already have apps like that and they're not like this
grocery this grocery app must exist i know it must right it exists for other things. Like you go to like Walmart and those types of things you're looking at.
Yeah, you can find your computer, your random whatever.
You can scan that stuff and it'll show you.
But I don't know about for basic goods.
And there's probably a reason why.
But I can't think of it.
Apparently there's three of them.
There you go.
See?
Best flip with two Ps.
Apparently it's pretty good.
Okay.
Grocery King king another one is number
two and number three was instacart oh instacart i'd even really instacart shows neighboring super
supermarkets i don't know compares their prices these are the three that came up about grocery
store price comparison it makes sense for their margins i guess they'd have to there you go what
would you say the last thing you said i'd want just even a map of of the cost of everything
and a chart showing how it's going up and down over
time yeah just like an inflation on basically because you have you keep having you know like
the washington post and other outlets saying that inflation isn't even really happening or you had
when jenna ellen was saying that inflation was transitory and you have all of this spin about
inflation and grocery prices and meanwhile we, we all know, right?
Like the people who go to the grocery store and buy food for their kids
and look at the prices, you can see how much they're going up.
You can see that a carton of eggs is like eight bucks.
At a certain point, if a default lib has not realized they're being lied to,
there is no saving them.
That's yeah.
Inflation is transitory.
I remember that.
That was years ago.
Right.
And it's not.
And it's gotten worse.
It's I love it.
Like inflation's cool.
I'm like, yes, but the prices are still up.
And then Biden goes, we know these companies are making the boxes smaller.
Knock it off.
It's like, dude, because that's inflation.
They can't just stop doing that.
He said that with gas, too.
He's like, well, why don't they just lower the price then?
The gas station should just lower the price.
And if you're if you're dumb enough to be like, yeah, Biden's right.
Well, there's no helping you.
Yeah, there's no helping a lot of people, sadly.
That's sort of the issue that we're facing in this exceedingly long general election.
Is there anyone who could conceivably be swayed from one side to the other?
Who whose votes are they really fighting over or is it really just fighting over how many people uh or how many votes how many
people each candidate can get out to go to the polls which is voter turnout yeah and it's got
to be voter turnout in what five states it's literally voter turnout and it's only in the
ones that you have a chance to swing it la Lauren Chen asked a question. She did a Twitter poll.
It's a famous question.
You probably already know it.
And the question is, if you did not eat breakfast yesterday, how would you feel?
And the choices are, I did eat breakfast.
I don't know.
Hungry and show results.
18% said, I did eat breakfast.
13% said, I don't know. I think 20 something percent said hungry. And then a decent amount said, show the results. 18% said I did eat breakfast. 13% said I don't know. I think 20 something percent said
hungry and then a decent amount said show the results. The point is it's part of an IQ test
question because people who are of lower IQ would answer I did eat breakfast. And that shows that
they could not entertain a hypothetical. They couldn't handle the question. The problem I have
with the question is I don't eat breakfast ever.
Right.
A lot of people don't.
Yeah.
So fasting.
Right.
So the question, I understand the point of the question.
The answer is like you give it, you entertain the hypothetical.
My response would be, I don't eat breakfast.
Yeah, it's not an option.
So I would feel the exact same.
I would feel the same as I do now, yeah.
But that answer is acceptable because the answer is, did you understand the hypothetical?
Lower IQ people don't understand the hypothetical and typically respond with, but I did eat breakfast.
You go, right, but what if you didn't?
But I did eat breakfast.
So how could I possibly imagine something other than the reality that existed?
But that's not true.
And then there's the super brain
where they're like,
I reject the premise
of the question entirely.
They just refuse to participate.
They just leave a reply.
When the brain is fully lit up,
they're like,
not only can I entertain it,
I can also choose
to not answer the entertainment
because I disagree
with the question itself.
Actually, that's the midwit response.
I don't think so.
It is.
It takes a strong mind
to be able to not answer a question
the way it's presented to them.
That's actually the midwit response. I'm not making a joke and I'm not being insulting. I'm not think so. It is. It takes a strong mind to be able to not answer a question the way it's presented to them. That's actually the midwit response. I'm not I'm not being I'm not making a joke and I'm not being insulting. I'm not being silly. People of slightly above average intelligence midwits will be like, hmm, well, actually, let me say this
about your question.
And then smart people instantly understand, they don't waste time, they say, hungry.
Oh, well, I'm saying if I scrolled and I saw, if you murdered a person yesterday morning,
how would you feel?
I would just scroll right past it because I'm third level.
I don't even entertain.
We're not talking about that.
I see it, I entertain, I visualize it, and then I move on.
That's not what we're talking about.
But if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday, like, why would you you be hungry did you also not eat lunch or dinner well breakfast today
the point of the question is your answer isn't multiple choice in real life it's do you understand
the hypothetical yes so my response to that is like well i don't eat breakfast so i'd feel the
same but you're answering the hypothetical right i would feel the same as i always do versus uh
the midwits tend like this is what we see often with woke people.
They're midwits.
Midwit does not mean stupid.
It means their IQ is about what?
No, it means their IQ is 110.
They're slightly above average.
And because they're slightly smarter, they think of themselves very highly, but they're
actually not that smart.
So when it comes to a simple question, a smart person says efficient answer.
What's the point?
A stupid person says, I don't understand.
And a midwit gives you a long, elaborate waste of time.
It's kind of like leftist memes.
Verbose, full of text, and pointless.
Those are amazing.
They take forever.
Amazingly awful.
You have very, very intelligent people who are like, I get the joke.
Like, I don't know what you want me to say.
Why am I wasting anyone's time?
They're smart enough to realize, like, I get it.
You know, and I'm sure everybody has dealt to a certain degree with this where you're talking to someone who thinks they're really smart and they will, no matter how many times
you go, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
They just keep saying it over and over again because they think.
Trans women are women.
They think they're smarter than you.
And they'll say something and you go, I understand what you're saying.
I reject your argument on these grounds. No, you don't get it you see the thing is you're right no i get it
right that's what we're dealing with talking to an average leftist yeah so i think i think i'd be
willing to bet that the average in iq not that i weigh iq all that much because it's hard to hard
to know exactly how they're administered but i bet if there was a universal metric that was like
a standardized you can say iq democrat voters probably skew slightly lower than conservative
republican voters but uh not by much it's probably like 99 to like 101 or something it's however
when i'd be willing to bet that if you got into the core of prominent personalities on the right versus the left, because the right includes academics.
It includes post liberals, libertarians.
You'd probably see higher intelligence, reasoning, reasoning, comprehension, spatial math, et cetera.
And among the leftist personalities, they'd be midwits.
They would they would not be stupid, but they'd be lying.
Interesting.
What do you think about what about voters versus
non-voters or um you know main party voters like republican democrat versus third party voters i
don't think it's a distinction no there's a lot of really stupid people who are you know just like
i'll vote and there's a lot of smart people who are like i don't see a point in voting
your your your your view on whether or not to participate in a first-past-the-post electoral system I don't think is indicative of how smart you are.
Dave Smith was saying the other day that he thinks the system is busted, and he's a very smart guy.
No, I was thinking non-voters would be actually a little bit smarter.
I do too.
I think that if you're obsessed about your one vote, then you're missing the point.
You've got to manipulate crowds of people to vote the way you want.
I remember there were posters up when I went to school at uc santa cruz very leftist place but there were
these posters that somebody posted everywhere and it was like arguing don't vote it was like
don't vote it's pointless and they were like they posted it like everywhere and i was like
that's interesting i didn't really think about it much because i was a dumb college kid but
the sort of thing about not voting is like you know not voting is saying that you are not gonna
you know show your consent to a governmental
system that you don't agree maybe there could be so many reasons to not vote you could just be lazy
but if you have a real reason yeah i mean but then the the whole thing with like get out the vote
you remember when voter die how about that you know there was like pierre hilton was get out the
vote and all of this stuff so you end up with this get out the vote such situation and you end up
with a lot of low information voters who go out and don't necessarily know anything about the candidates that they're
voting we need to make it as hard as possible to vote i think there should probably be voter id i
didn't used to think that but i do think that now maybe like a basic test no there should be there
should be voter pole vault voter pole vault yeah if you can't get over at least i don't know i'll
never vote again there's
voter pole vault five feet you can only vote but you gotta swim to the bottom of the pool
and then you gotta vote while you're down there down there like that's where the pen and then
you gotta climb the rope to the top of the tree house no no your ballot is 100 meters up in the
tree so then you gotta get the ballot and then you wait have 30 minutes. It's an American Ninja Warrior course. We're led by geniuses.
How many genders are there?
The pen is taped to the side of the spider wall.
So you're like going through and then you grab the pen and then you find the pad of paper,
but you got to swing to the top to get it.
You got to do the salmon ladder to actually put it in the box.
And then to hit submit, you've got to make it to the end.
And then you hit the big red button.
There would be like,
I don't know,
10,000 voters.
10 people voting, yeah.
That's it.
A bunch of people would die.
They'd be like,
50 people died voting today.
Would you call them like registered?
People would register to vote,
but then it was up to them
if they could succeed.
They registered for the course.
I got a better idea.
It's not American Ninja Warrior.
It's MXC.
Remember that?
No.
No, what's MXC?
It was this really silly version
where people would dress up like samurais
or like hot dogs.
Most extreme elimination challenge.
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
And it was like people dress up in weird things
and like try to run across.
It was 2003 to 2007.
Slippery stairs.
Spike TV.
Slippery stairs.
To get up to vote?
Yeah.
So it's a set of stairs.
All people are out of all these of stairs and they're drenched
in oil and you're wearing
a suit and you have to climb to the top
to submit your vote what if you can only vote
while you're sleeping if you can
realize you're dreaming so it's only people that are
able to tap into their lucid state
only lucid dreamers can vote
I think we'd end up with a really weird
nation of weirdness
we need that right now.
Pretty fun.
Some deep thinkers.
The harder it is to vote, the better off we are.
Not in the terms of like making people do American Ninja Warrior.
You know what else you have, though, is you have a lot of stupid people who are poll workers.
Have you ever seen this?
I was trying to vote at one point in New York on Lower East Side.
And I go in and I'm waiting in line.
And the people in front of me, you don't need a voter ID in New York.
That's just part of it.
You don't even need to read or write to vote in New York.
You can sign your name with an X if you have to.
So that's just a law.
So there was these ladies in front of me and the poll workers were preventing them from voting.
They were like, you need to show your ID.
And ladies were like, speaking Spanish, we don't need to show our ID and all this stuff.
And they were arguing and they started turning the ladies away.
And I was like, you guys,
they don't need ID to vote.
What are you doing?
How many people are you demanding ID from to vote?
Who are you?
These were not conservative women
who were turning the Spanish women away.
They were literally just stupid
and they didn't know how to do their job.
They had been poorly trained.
They had no idea what was going on.
Yeah, it was sort of shocking
to see how poorly
trained the poll workers are at so many levels that's why i don't always believe in conspiracies
because at so many levels it's just straight up incompetence yeah people are layers and layers
of incompetence like biden's stupid social media person i figured it out okay okay okay anyone can
vote but your ballot is on a pedestal and it's in a room with like 15 dogs.
You know what it is?
It's at the center of the labyrinth and you have to fight the Minotaur.
Because if the dogs, if the dogs accept you, you must be a good person.
Are they all the same breed?
So dogs decide who gets to vote.
Dogs do.
What kind of dogs?
All different kinds.
Because they know.
They know.
Are you allowed to bring a treat?
You're allowed to bring a steak. Because they know. They know. You walk in your... Are you allowed to bring a treat? You're allowed to bring a steak.
You have to like...
And then it would be like...
No, then Kathy Hochul will deploy the National Guard to search voters for steaks.
You have to successfully give...
There's 10 cats.
And you have to give at least three a belly rub successfully without getting clawed.
And if you do...
Without getting scratched.
Without getting scratched.
And we'll trust you with the military codes.
And then we'll trade.
Then you can vote.
Show some compassion, you animal. And then everyone trust you with the military codes. And then we'll trade. Then you can vote.
Show some compassion,
you animal.
And then everyone gets to watch to make sure.
And the cats are all lying there
with their paws up
because everybody knows
you go for the belly
and they start going at you.
They sure do.
But if you're careful
and the cats like you,
they'll, you know.
That's tough.
That might be like
running for president
is the cat challenge.
Maybe the dog one is for voting
and then to run for president,
you gotta do the cats. In front of a crowd of like 10 000 people on the debate stage did you guys
ever watch stan lee's superhumans the stan lee the guy from marvel comics yeah and there was a guy
who could give cats belly rubs yeah he would go around and find these humans on earth that had
like bizarre powers it's all on the internet it's the show stanley superhumans one dude like
magnet magnetically put like a pot to his head. One guy could put animals to sleep.
Like he would walk into a field
and start waving his hand like this.
Animal aside.
And then all the animals one by one start to lay down.
That's Reiki, actually.
And the farmers are like,
we've never seen this before.
That's called Reiki.
I've seen people do that.
He's doing this Zen treatment.
Reiki is wacky.
You know what I think he was doing?
I think he was gassing them.
You got to check it out.
It's so wild.
One by one they lay down.
He was drugging them.
You ever see the great Randy? Sir, do you know who that is the great randy or whatever i think his name was
he would debunk these people claim they had magic powers oh it wasn't on british tv i don't know
there was a guy who claimed he had he had telekinesis and he could move a uh a phone
book page with his hand he was just blowing on it really yeah he was like watch this he was like
dude can
you do anything else though i would ask immediately and so then i think his name was the great randy
he's like i'm gonna put styrofoam packing peanuts around the the the phone book and if you really
are moving the page these won't move at all but if you're blowing on it they'll all move and then
it's like i can't do it now and i'm like that's really dumb because if i was just blowing on it
carefully i would be like that's not how energy works energy will move everything around it the same as, what do you mean?
And then I would do it and they'd move and I'd be like, that doesn't prove anything.
Although, honestly, blowing on a phone book page to make it spin or to turn is really dumb.
It's the old Canadian guy, I guess.
Well, aside from, I think we're good on our wacky ways to have civic engagement.
Let's talk about this story.
From NBC News, Governor Kathy Hochul sending National Guard members to New York City subways
to combat ongoing crime.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, problem, reaction, solution.
The Democrats, all about their bail reform, let criminals run rampant on the street.
Then when everyone freaks out because crime is through the roof, they bring in the military
and everyone's supposed to smile and accept it.
This is how you get martial law this is
exactly what it is and they created chaos they created this chaos in new york city they did this
on purpose you have you know uh subway workers getting slashed in the neck you have people
getting pushed into you know subway tracks you have people you know raping women on subway
platforms all of this madness people getting shot on subway platforms in the Bronx,
all over the place, total destruction.
And so what they do now to fix the problem
that they created is they violate your rights
even more than they already did
by destroying the safety of the city.
I've had situations where,
because they did this bag check thing
a while back in New York when I was living there.
And I've walked into the subway
and had cops be there and be like,
we're going to check your bag.
And I'd be like, okay, well, I'm leaving.
You know, I don't even have anything in my bag, but like, I just,
I just like, I just can't do it.
And so I'll leave and they'll be like, well, you know,
now we think you're suspicious.
And I'm like, you don't have, I don't have to take the subway.
It's my right to walk a hundred blocks instead of taking the subway.
And I would rather do that than have you look at the crap in my bag which is like what there's like
nothing in there so yeah it's it's very offensive to have 750 national guardsmen there's absolutely
no reason for this at all did you see also the other thing they did new york is they came up
with these uh like surveillance robots and they put the surveillance robots millions of dollars
surveillance robots for a trial program.
And they just carefully
at the end of the trial program
realized that it was totally garbage idea
that was ineffective entirely
and took the million dollar robots
out of the subway system.
Everything they're doing,
the city was perfect
and they destroyed it
little bit at a time
over the past five years.
They just completely systemically
ruined the most wonderful city on the face of the earth on purpose so that now they can do what you
were saying they can institute martial law they did this after 9-11 too there were guys just i
mean you were there right no i wasn't no we weren't you at occupy that was like 10 years later okay
this reminds me of post 9-11 they had had like, they had these, they had military guys out there on the corners with giant rifles.
Oh yeah.
And it was terrifying.
I worked down there at ground zero.
They were just dudes.
Yeah, it was everywhere.
It reminds me of post 9-11.
You go to the airport.
It's just full of military.
You're like, what is happening?
You know, and you just feel like you're at war constantly.
And that's how they, I mean, I guess they want people to feel like they're in fear.
I don't know.
I mean, who wants to live in New York this way, though?
This is, this is, this is the entry level martial law.
People need to understand.
History is condensed.
Martial law is not going to be Kathy Hochul coming out with a, with a gavel or with an
iron gauntlet and banging on the table and being like, the military rules you now.
It's going to be for your safety because of the crime, we are bringing
in the National Guard to keep you safe.
That's how she phrased it this morning when she talked about it.
And then a month from now, she's going to say
the widespread success we've seen in the subway
has many people asking for an expansion of our
National Guard program. 750 additional
guardsmen will be added to certain street corners
in the city. And then a year later,
your police have been replaced by National Guard.
Or robots. Or robots. have been replaced by National Guard. Or robots.
Or robots.
National Guard
driving the robots
in mech suits.
Or in a warehouse somewhere controlling them
like a video game.
Because if they allow the National Guardsmen to pilot
the mech suits, the recruitment
numbers would skyrocket.
Especially if they drone pilot them and they didn't have to go into combat.
They could just be in a building.
Yeah, you're in a warehouse somewhere
just playing a video game.
Nope, nope, nope.
If they said you can remote control a robot,
some people would be like, sure, I guess.
If they said enlist and we'll give you an Iron Man suit,
boom.
And it does have a jet pack.
A jet pack.
Must have a jet pack.
Both stabilizers on the back and on the feet.
What they need to do is plexiglass these subways,
all of them in New York right now and every other metropolitan city in the United need to do is plexiglass these subways. All of them. In New York right now and every other
metropolitan city in the United States, you need to start
plexiglassing your subways. That costs money.
Yes, it does. And so does having National
Guard stand by and it's going to cost a lot
more in human sacrifice to make
these people stand there and push
and pull at other humans. You need plexiglass.
DC does it at the airport.
We've done this ourselves. This is the same
crap. What do you mean? You need plexiglass walls DC does it at the airport. We've done this ourselves. This is the same crap. What do you mean?
You need plexiglass walls so you can't fall into the subway track.
They have plexiglass walls all along, except for where the doors open.
They're plexiglass doors that open.
And how does that stop people getting robbed and raped? It stops people from getting pushed onto the tracks.
Okay.
That's basically what that would stop is people getting pushed in front of the tracks.
That's a cool way to commit suicide if you're like...
Just kidding.
In a video game.
In a video game. What I'm realizing is that what they're doing as Democrats in New York would be really great for someone who runs a business when you're trying to implement policies.
You know what I mean?
Like they get rid of the police, allow crime to run rampant, and then when everyone complains, go super heavy-handed and bring in national guards
i gotta i gotta utilize this strategy here at timcast it's the most basic this is what they're
doing with the illegal immigration if they really want mass deportations dude you're gonna see
guardsmen on your lawn being like having the authority to walk into your like that's the slow
creep and i feel like i'm like hello everyone this is a here's a blueprint of your demise. Avoid it.
And people are like, dude, this is so odd.
I don't imagine.
So, honestly, as our earlier super chatter already pointed out, there is a way to deal with the immigration crisis that doesn't involve deploying National Guard and massive expansion of government.
And that would be just make it a criminal offense to it already is illegal to employ
you can fill out i-9 form right right but it's but it's like a civil violation it's like you
get fined now make it jail time and it stops and you only get fined if they come check your i-9
forms because all you have to do is have your i-9 forms on file and if you but and there's like
but i do agree with nobody ever comes at check if trump comes out and says i will be invoking
the insurrection act to deploy the military to begin the process of mass deportation i would have very serious concerns about that
and i would my first demand is i wouldn't say no to it i would say we need strong civilian oversight
that can override this in the event of a certain number of grievances very very quickly we do need
to deport i don't think it's a bad idea to utilize
the law enforcement capabilities we have i don't think i don't know if you can use under posse
comitatus army for this unless trump invoked the insurrection act uh national guard could could
theoretically be utilized for it but i think you would need civilian oversight to a very very high
degree if something like that were to happen. Yeah, man.
I was listening to Brett Weinstein, one of my favorite people.
Yes, I love Brett.
Watch Brett Weinstein.
He's like becoming more and more convinced.
He's from the Northwest.
Yeah.
It seems like he's becoming more and more convinced that there is a transnational organization or disorganization, but there's groups of people that are multinational that are overseeing this weirdness like why is there a mass open-ended immigration into the country when they need soldiers and a
reason to crack down on the population like why did they put the patriot act into place why are
they now doing turning their international spying on domestic spying as feared like why is this all
happening i and and it's i mean i bring it up not to make a point not to say this is this all happening? I, and, and it's, I mean, I bring it up not to make a point, not to say this is what's
happening, but people like Brett, just basic evolutionary biologists are like, yo, bro,
this is just bigger than countries.
They, you look at the map and I said it earlier, like, just because the lines of Germany look
like where they're at, it doesn't mean that that's where German influence begins and ends.
And the corporations don't have borders.
We don't see the influence of these things, although we know that they're there.
And I, I, okay. I'll tell you what i think i think it's intent i think that is we are literally
being stripped and sold out into some new corporate global governance and it is
getting terrified i don't know how to preserve yeah and we're i mean i feel very strongly that
as americans we are absolutely not beholden to any law outside of our borders i mean unless we're
like in those places but international law i feel like we should not submit to that ever we're the law of man the law of nature hunger we're susceptible to the law of
nature but I'm talking about like man-made laws right but if they the law of money if we're
stripped of our economic prowess by these external forces because we don't play rules by them then
we're left to like at least maybe congress could create our own money for us or something as it's
really what it's supposed to have done from the beginning.
Don't we have that?
It's supposed to be, but they gave it to the Federal Reserve in 1913.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Some private company has been doing it for us.
I don't normally talk this long on this show because politics isn't really my thing, but man, I'm really at a loss.
How would you react if they wanted to search your bag in the subway?
I'd show it to them and walk on.
You'd just show it to them and get on the
subway. I don't think I'd go on the subway. I would just
avoid it. I've
been there, done that. I've got a bag, I've got
a box. They searched me.
Okay, post 9-11, I was 19.
Yeah, 18, 19.
And that whole year,
I was on some kind of list. Kim Iverson said
the same thing to me. We were both
on some sort of list where we got searched three times every time we flew. And I was flying all the time list. Kim Iverson said the same thing to me. We were both on some sort of list
where we got searched three times
every time we flew.
And I was flying all the time.
And it was only from LA to Vegas.
Those are my flights.
That's like 45 minute,
hour flight.
Did you fly the,
there's a company that does private jets,
but they're commercial and super cheap
and they fly on the West Coast.
I don't know,
this was 2001.
So,
and I was 18
but no i got searched three times so you guys when i get checked in go through everything like
go through my underwear not even kidding go through security got searched again before i
got on the plane they'd bring like five people aside and they'd search everyone and i'd ask
them like you're on this yeah i'm on this list i'm like okay um i'm like i'm do you ever figure
out what a teenager no nobody knows i mean it's just random they said they kept saying random i would ask i had a friend uh and her name was ali but it was
spelled ali and she was on like all of these do not fly type of lists she was constantly getting
flagged for everything and she was like it's literally just it's literally i'm just this girl
from north carolina my name is heidi briones i don't think right ali ali she's like no it's ali
ali it's just ali it's ali get it
straight like allison except my parents were lazy and just named me ali i've been getting um like
flight fatigue travel fatigue from um i guess your security fatigue from all i have to take my shoes
off go through take my jacket off take my fanny pack off angry do you get angry i get like frustrated
they start yelling at you and they're like go faster and you're like and now i'm seeing these
big machines that scan it all for you.
Like you don't even have to take your laptop out.
We're just going to scan everything that you've got going on.
I'm like, good.
In my mind, I'm like thankful that I don't have to take my shoes off.
But in reality, it's like I got me begging for my own.
You guys got it all right.
It's easy.
Okay.
You don't have to do any of that.
All I have to do is register with the government and go in for a screening.
And then you never have to do that again.
Isn't it much easier?
Just a real ID.
Is that what it is? No, tsa i have that too tsa pre and now they have they introduced clear several years ago is that better do you have that no it is the biggest i i
got rid of it right is it where they scan your eyeballs clear is a biometric so when i did it
when they first launched they said with clear you go right to the front of the line. And what I thought they were saying is, TSA Pre is great. You go in for a screening,
you file the paperwork, and then whenever you do security, you're going to take your shoes off,
you're going to take your laptop out to shorter line, because we know who you are. I said,
okay, I'll do that. When Clear came out, I was like, oh, this must be one better,
where if you use your biometrics, you get to walk right in. They're not worried about worried about you wrong clear is literally you just paying extra money to cut in front of other people
but that only really matters like so i go to the airport and i'm traveling and there's a huge line
and the people who are selling clear are like if you had clear you'd be in the front of the line
i thought they were saying they walk you they escort you through security like they do a quick
screening and they walk you right in you gotta wait you don't gotta do anything no so i signed
up it was like 200 bucks scanned my hand and i was like okay now what and they're like come with me
they walked up an uh an empty line separate line no no there's nobody in line and i walk and they're
like there you go and i'm like what what just happened and they were like now you can go in
and i was like but i could have always just gone in and so i just canceled right away i was like okay what it does is if tsa pre has a huge
line yeah or the regular security huge line they personally escort you to the front of the line
that's it you're paying for that that's it and you got to give them your hand scan 200 bucks a year
here's here's a thing though it's something like that uh i i didn't care about giving my hand
biometrics because the federal government already has it.
I worked for O'Hare Airport.
Fingerprints.
I worked at O'Hare.
So they already have my full handprints.
Like, the way you would check in at work is they had a box and you put your hand on it.
It scanned your hand.
And this was back in 2004, 2005, 2006.
So that's been there forever.
The funny thing about the airport, though, I'll give a shout out.
It's been 20 years, so maybe they fixed it.
But they would tell us, you have to go through security every time you come in.
If you drive into O'Hare to work, there's no security.
You pull up to a checkpoint, you hand them your your id they scan it you go
on in if you have contraband in your car they don't check for it ever you then get an employee
bus that brings you to the terminal that you're what you're going to and you walk in and you're
in sounds like the white house so here's the other thing they say but you have to go through
security found the white powder so if you take if you take the train in, you have to go through TSA security same as everybody else.
Here's the best part.
The bag room has a door, a regular door that goes from the public area where there's no security screening and the secure area where all the bags are.
You can literally just swipe your card to the door and open it, walk in.
And I asked about this.
I was like, you say I got to go to security, but I'm working bag room tomorrow morning. Can't I just go to the door and swipe my walk in and i asked about this i was like you say i gotta go to security but i'm working bag room tomorrow morning can't i just go to the door and swipe my id card and walk in they go you're not supposed to do that and i'm like but i'm working in that room you want me to
go up go to the security go all the way down and around then walk back two inches from where i was
just standing and here's the other thing the bag room where the bags come out in O'Hare, it's like a doggy door.
A human being can literally just walk through the hole.
Yeah, I thought about that.
I was like, whatever.
I think the security is all a big lie.
Also, people can walk out with your bags.
Every time I get off the plane, I'm like, right.
They don't do the checking anymore.
Remember when they used to check your little tag?
They used to check your little tag.
They used to check your tag.
Anybody.
Anybody.
Like even a bald government employee.
A bald guy walking off the street.
Joe Biden.
A guy who works for Joe Biden can walk in and take your bag.
And you can have lipstick on.
He could be wearing red lipstick even.
He was taking women's clothes.
You would find some well-dressed.
What's that guy's name?
The baggage area is a public area.
You have illegal immigrants
sleeping out in the airport now yes yeah you can walk in from outside into the baggage area
steal a bag and people can leave that is crazy it is our society is like 1900s society did anyone
else get fingerprinted by when they were in elementary school and like your class took you
on a field trip to the police office and everybody at the police station everyone got fingerprinted we were at the mall and my mom took me it was like your
mom took it was like a i think we did it for some program with the school but we did it at the mall
my whole school got fingerprinted at the police station dude they're getting you they're kind of
when i was like in fifth grade or something i know when i was a baby we got our footprint
right but that was to be cute.
Yeah, that's cute.
Yeah, that's pretty cool. No, that's like.
No, no.
No, not that.
Oh, you mean like on your birth certificate?
They don't do that anymore.
No.
If I could.
I'll let you talk.
Sorry.
Yeah.
It's for security in the event a child was kidnapped.
They would take your footprint.
Put the baby foot on the ink and then put it on the paper.
Okay.
I don't know if I ever got that.
I don't know if I got that. There's definitely not any of that on my birth certificate but i was born in my baby book yeah this was back during the uh stranger danger scare when they
were like they're coming for kids and they'd be on tv and they'd be like it's 10 p.m do you know
where your children are that was a good that was a good campaign i mean yeah it's not bad don't
talk to strangers lights go off you you got to get home, right?
That kind of stuff was good. We don't do that anymore.
Now they're like, whatever.
Yeah, we don't have public service announcements anymore.
Or just like cultural memes.
We're so dissociated.
I feel like we haven't talked at all about Civil War
and it's been so long that
we should go for it.
Are you getting a tip?
I'm about to burst in my skull we
have the story from the daily mail goodbye america a quarter of u.s adults want their state to
secede texans californians and new yorkers are closest to the exit but can you guess which state
wants out the most maine uh i think everybody already everyone here already knows but chat
if you are listening chat which you think uh which state i mean people can already
see it actually yeah it's on there uh well here you go it's alaska oh yeah and i i encourage alaska
to uh i encourage any state to do what they want to do but i gotta tell you i don't think alaska
survives if they secede unless they become part of canada or russia uh no i don't even i don't
think they would survive it but they could try if they became part of russia or canada it's still going to be dependent upon aid so i went to
the town of barrow which has been renamed utgakvik which is its actual original regional aboriginal
and uh no no that's australia okay yeah alaska is inuit okay actually i don't even know if it's
inuit i think it's something else.
It actually is not Inuit.
It's something else.
Well, you're not allowed to say Eskimo anymore, even though Eskimo is an Algonquin word that meant eaters of raw meat.
I just like Aboriginal.
I just like the way it sounds.
That's, yeah.
Inupiaq.
It is Inupiaq.
Inupiaq.
Not Inuit.
That's a word I have never heard before.
So they just recently started daily flights in and out of Utqiagvik.
And that's now how they're able to have a lot of food and resources.
It used to be that a gigantic ship would come around and they would celebrate the once a year dropping off of like refrigerators and washing machines.
And that still is somewhat the case
i'm told i've only been there one time but now that they have planes that come and go a lot of
the basic goods and smaller electronics just get brought in every day if alaska was no longer part
of the united states they do not have the food to sustain a lot of the colonizers i'm being cute
when i say that yeah the uh they can't grow anything really.
Inupiaq people who live there
are very good at eating fermented whale
and things like that.
And I actually went to a museum,
Inupiaq Museum, it was really cool.
They dig, they burrow into the permafrost,
which creates a permanent refrigerator freezer.
And they chop up the whale and throw the chunks in
and they eat
throughout the year wow it's pretty wild i think they were saying something like they need a whale
every like a month and a half okay and that's their food it's like you wake up whale lunch whale
dinner whale it's just whale all day whale all day the way and the funny the funny thing is and
stuff they don't need like there's no veggies up there. Lichen? Lichen?
Yeah, I think it's all mud.
But the funny... There's no trees.
I think the Arctic Circle has no trees.
In Barrow, there's no trees.
Now, okay, don't get me wrong.
Anchorage, there actually is, in Alaska, a massive growing season.
And so they end up having the biggest fruits imaginable.
So like a lot of the record fruit because they have that massive sunlight for a really long period of time in the summer.
But this is so I they're heavily dependent on the United States for goods being shipped in.
They will figure it out.
I mean, wrong.
Alaska is doing, but I don't think their current levels could be sustained if they were to see.
Anyway, more to the point.
Everybody wants their state to leave.
Do the math.
Someone's going to have to go through each state. leave do the math someone's gonna have to go
through each state calculate the amount of people in each state so when when it says 31 percent of
texas wants to secede how many people live in texas 30 million what's what's what's popular 27
what's uh let's do some math texas population 29.53 million. So we're talking about 10 million people in Texas want to become their own country.
Well, how many people do?
This is a poll.
How many people did they poll?
All of them.
I'm sure they didn't poll every human.
No, no, they did.
Yeah.
They'll tell you because what you just did is you extrapolated that 31% up to the number,
which is the mistake people make when they read polling data.
You've got to see how many people were polled.
If it was 10,000.
It's at all of them.
Then you're going to have 3,000 people.
Every single one.
So to make the claim you just made as a journalist is very disingenuous.
Wrong.
Because 10 million people did not, I guarantee you, did not fill out that poll.
Yeah, it's true.
Well, let's find out.
No, I did.
There it is.
It says, Ian is wrong.
We did poll every person.
Every single person in the state. The point I'm making is like come on you're you're being obtuse
ian of course i think i was refined and accurate no i think you're being obtuse
highly we know that we're talking about an extrapolation of the population based
on polling data okay some people don't though they just
look at that number and they think it means 32 percent of the population
because the point i'm making we gotta educate them because we
sure the point i'm making has nothing to do with whether or not
we're going to sit here and try and make determinations about polling data extrapolation
my point is you would have to take the population of each state you would have to then divide uh
figure out the percentage based on population because 31 of texas is not the same as 31 of
new york no you then need to get the hard numbers
based on their polling data to determine the total amount of people in this country who actually want
to secede so if you want to determine how many people in the united states are in favor of their
state seceding is a very different question from if you are a resident of x state do you want to
secede and why you want to secede i think is more interesting. Because in California they want to secede for completely
different reasons than Texas and Alaska
and New York and everywhere else. I think it's more
interesting to know why.
31% of residents
seek a texit.
Was it 29% of California
and 28% of New York?
Do you think California is because they're like
we want to be liberal and progressive
and we want to get rid of- What would you call it?
Califrexit?
I don't know.
It sounds like a line of wine.
They call it Calexit.
Calexit.
I like Califrexit.
But there is a Calexit movement.
We interviewed the guy.
Here's the issue.
So what did he-
29% of the state wants to secede?
Yes.
Probably half of them are liberal and half of them are conservative.
So they're not all in agreement with each other as to why you want to secede.
They have different reasons, yeah.
Yeah.
And they hate each other.
That'd be a fun state or a fun country, I guess.
I'm for it.
I think if states, I think this country was founded on the right to self-determination,
and so it should, like the Texas secession question should absolutely be on the ballot
anytime anyone wants to propose it.
And the people of Texas should be allowed to vote if they want to secede.
But it keeps, like you can't even ask the question because the powers that be are like no
yeah well there's a greater idaho movement which is pretty interesting they basically just want to
ditch the the west coast of oregon and uh become part of idaho and then there's a state of jefferson
which is northern california yeah there's that too yeah which is the state of jefferson they want to
secede there's the rural parts of the state of many of these states are proposing joining up to create a new
state makes a lot of sense in oregon because eastern oregon is so much more like idaho
than western oregon but why would why would portland give up their slaves
well it's more like salem yeah salem wouldn't support it, but yeah. But this is why. So the hyper-progressives on the coasts know they control politics,
and they can take whatever they want from the farming rural folk in the east.
Yeah.
So that's.
I think Portlanders might be like, yeah, sure.
But Salem would be like, no, because of the actual,
exactly what you just said, because they're a little more intelligent
and know how the state is run. But I assume the actual power base you just said because they're a little more intelligent no you know yeah but i but i assume the actual power power base of of oregon is portland the wealthy individuals
who are lobbying controlling the system are are in portland yeah but salem would make the call
because that's just where where the state legislature is that's the capital salem and
my point is the people in salem are beholden to the corporate interests of the major corporations
they're right next to each other salem portland yeah that's interesting i mean an hour it's all part of the same metropolitan area no no no no
well if it's an hour apart it's one metro well it's considered a different area like they call
it sea tack you know i mean yeah seattle tacoma yeah it's funny because i've had people tell me
that our operation is not in the dc metro because we're based out of western maryland and
and west virginia and i'm like yeah we're like less than between an hour and 50 minutes from dc
so it's dc metro and they're like no it's not like you're you're you're a different state and i'm like
yeah it's chicago metro and uh you're in chicago you're closer to like Gary, Indiana or North Chicago, Indiana than you
are to St. Charles or Geneva, which are like an hour to an hour and a half drive.
I don't know.
My Uber driver didn't want to come out here last night.
He was slow.
Well, we don't have Uber out here.
Wow.
It's very hard to get Uber.
From the airport.
Did they cancel on you multiple times waiting for an Uber?
No, no.
He did it.
He just groaned.
He just like looked and pulled it up.
You know, they pull it up where you're going.
He's just like.
Oh, he didn't look beforehand? He's like, ugh. Yeah. He's like. He'll be like, the driver's accepted He just groaned. He just looked and pulled it up. You know how they pull it up where you're going? Oh, he didn't look beforehand?
He's like, ugh.
Yeah, he's like.
The driver's accepted.
A driver is canceled.
A driver is accepted.
A driver is canceled.
This is why we have three drivers.
And so we provide travel for all of our guests.
Well, I got an Uber, so.
Uber's don't exist out here.
And so we always get people who are like, I'll come by.
I'll just get an Uber.
I'm leaving.
Like, no, you won't.
Nope.
There's no such thing. If you go to to the casino you'll get an uber though so that's like the only place to get an uber like you can get it you can get an uber to the casino
and back usually it's kind of wild that uh you know the the i think it was um the casino thing
in this country is really recent and most people i think millennials aren't really
cognizant of this because i wasn't old enough to go to casinos and then by the time i was old enough
casinos had been legalized and were opening up everywhere so it's pretty wild to think that for
a while it was native american reservations as of like the late 70s and the 80s it was seminal
in florida that filed the lawsuit and then it was Morongo, I think, in California, where it was, I think, Seminole opened bingo halls.
And then the state came and arrested them.
And then they argued, we're sovereign,
we're federally regulated, not state regulated.
And the federal government was like, yep.
Like the federal government jumped at the chance
to seize power over the states.
They sure did.
And now-
And it's like half of Oklahoma or something.
Yeah, that's crazy.
And now you've got all these Native American casinos, but these are these are relatively new.
But now we've got Maryland.
Maryland's got holy crap.
Maryland's got National Harbor Horseshoe.
It's got Rocky Gap.
What am I missing?
It's got Paraville.
I'm probably missing.
There's four casinos in Maryland.
Are these state ones?
Are those state of Maryland casinos?
Yep.
That's crazy.
I've only been over to National Harbor.
Yep.
That's Maryland.
It's in National Harbor, Maryland.
Then you've got Baltimore.
Then you've got Paraville, Maryland.
And then you've got Rocky Gap, which is just outside of Cumberland.
Maryland went full steam.
The crazy thing is.
New York's going to get one in Manhattan.
In Times Square.
A Caesars. In Times time square a caesars in time
square so there's time square you know what they're gonna do they're gonna that's like a
reversal of giuliani's cleaning up time square they're just like you know what let's make it
nasty again there's like a thousand national guard in the subway and you don't think there's
gonna be like a lot more hookers and stuff in time square well i think it'll turn into higher end
higher end hookers in time square because it be... Pull back some of that business from Queens.
Look, National Harbor, it's crazy.
There's crime there,
but everything is shinier.
It's shiny crime. It gets rid
of this... It'll get rid of this... Upscale crime.
Yeah, it does. It gets rid of the scuzz and
replaces it with mafia-style stuff.
You're more likely to get laundering,
and apparently there
was like last year three guys were were doing some scheme in the poker room yeah where they
were tapping to each other the the chip the cards they had so they could con out the other players
that's the kind of crime you get and you get stabbings like yeah but you get way more stabbings
right now yeah on the subway system in New York. Right.
I think putting a Caesars in Times Square is a culturally bad thing, but our culture is sick.
So it's actually going to be a net improvement.
It might be, but it won't be a net improvement over what it was five years ago.
Five years ago. You're talking about a casino?
Six years ago.
In Times Square?
Yeah.
Maybe 10.
New York City.
After Giuliani cleaned everything everything up it got real nice
and then bloomberg made it even nicer and and then it went downhill under de blasio yeah really
tank he's an evil guy he is he's a very terrible disgusting man yeah did he do it in with economics
yeah he did that and he like you know there was a no cash bail all of a sudden and all of these
ridiculous things and then covet of course
wiped out so much of the uh just foot traffic which led to increased crime a bunch of empty
storefronts yep sounds like portland yeah yeah it's fun but it'll be so the the rumor is i'm
pretty sure let me look this up caesar's time square i hate it did they legalize it in new york legal yeah they're putting casino
in new york and in the city whoa which is kind of wacky wow it just seemed 13 block security
operation care of bill bratton look at this take a look at this this is a big economic they want
that money they're like how can we get more tourism how can we like is that right on broadway yep it's in times square we're on
broadway look at that it's not it's is that like where the that's the um south tower no wait bowtie
the bowtie yep that's the south tower right there there's the yep it's gonna be that's crazy is
there gonna be shows at it is it gonna are they gonna make a new broadway theater because there's
a limited number of broadway theaters right now There's like, what, 28 Broadway theaters?
I got to be honest.
I like it.
You like it?
It's going to be, it's like this massive economic expansion, I think, would be good for the city.
The problem is the city is run by crackpots who are trying to institute martial law.
That's the problem.
I would definitely go to it.
Well, so here's what I was going to say is crazy is that before the opening of all these Maryland casinos,
the West Virginia Hollywood, the Charlestown R was the was the biggest casino on the East Coast.
And people you want an Uber out here.
No problem.
Everyone was coming out here.
Their poker room had like 50 some odd tables.
You had millions of dollars pouring in and West Virginia.
They were in the high heavens.
And then Maryland was like, why are we giving this business to West Virginia?
Let's open casinos on our own. And now National Harbor is the highest grossing casino in the country. And And then Marilyn was like, why are we giving this business to West Virginia? Let's open casinos on our own.
And now National Harbor
is the highest grossing casino
in the country.
And it's really pretty.
Yeah, it's my,
National Harbor
is my least favorite casino,
but my favorite poker room.
Poker room's fun,
but the casino is,
look, man,
I don't understand the world.
I really don't.
You go to,
so you go to National Harbor
and they will have a game like
ultimate hold'em let me let me let me be a sign it's a table game for those no casinos
there are six positions you can sit down in each one of them and then there's you place your bet
right so like i'm gonna bet five bucks and then you get cards and if you win they give you five
bucks you win five bucks so you go to a casino like um hollywood and they have 15 blackjack every every hand is a
your minimum is 15 bucks they have a five dollar minimum if you use their app to play to to buy
chips five bucks okay it's like okay mgm these games are like 200 a hand that's you you sit down
and so like we were in dc and i was like why don't we go stop there and see what's up and we went there and like i was there with with a handful of people
from from the company and we're like it's two hundred dollars to play one table game one time
nobody wants to play but they're packed and i'm like who are these people who are these people
who show up and they're like i got no problem paying playing 200 bucks we just played a clip
on this show of a guy who's like i can can't afford to eat. It was $100.
Go to National Harbor, and you'll see some dude who looks like he makes $50,000 a year,
and he's just got wads.
I sat down, and there was a guy wearing a button-up shirt, and he had $20,000 in front of him, and he was just playing the game, putting hundreds down.
And I was like, what do these people do for a living?
Wealth disparity.
Seriously.
I think that's on purpose.
It's Capital City.
No, i don't
believe that no like everyone everyone makes this argument where it's like oh the reason you see
that is because they're all on debt i'm like dude i watched a guy ach 40 grand in vegas they came out
what they had a tray with a slip on it and he filled the form and then a guy came out with a
case and they handed him forty thousand dollars in chips and he put it down and he was betting like $6,000 a roll on craps.
I'm like, that was an ACH transfer.
They do have credit windows.
I never see anybody at the credit windows.
You know what I think it is?
I think it's Hunger Games.
Like he was just saying wealth disparity.
It's so huge right now.
And it's not shown enough in society i think what you're seeing when you go to national harbor is capital city in the hunger games of all of the people who are just like i have no problem
betting a thousand dollars right now why not while the rest of the country is like i can't eat i see
i think that there are a lot of very wealthy people that are not speaking up because they're
just trying to milk it for everything and i see where this marxist oppressors and oppressed comes
from why the communism is building right now with this wealth disparity like people but it's they're not your enemies the system is busted greed sucks and
i know when someone is greedy you might want to say they are the problem but it's the greed that's
the problem not the human keep that in mind because this cycle of like rich people get too
rich and then there's an overthrow and then the rich people get too rich and there's an over we
got to stop that cycle right now we could do something new and cool check it out
coalition for a better time square what do you think they want money they want a caesar's casino
i assumed when i saw the name they were going to be opposed to it but it's like a vital plan
an opportunity of a lifetime for a world-class gaming and entertainment destination this is a
non-profit like what the need is clear they were going gonna put it in hudson yards i do think time square is a bit time square
is probably a better spot than oh yeah although jay-z's yeah jay-z's rock nation will unify the
heart of time square here's the reality the first year it will be a a golden period it will be clean
and pristine and exciting. A year later,
it's going to be drugs.
Well, you know,
it's Illuminati
because Jay-Z is involved.
So first of all,
I mean,
that proves it.
Talk about
evidential proof.
Either that
or they'll just
let the rest of the city
go even deeper
into hell
while they focus on this.
I get mixed feelings about
Yeah, they're doing Broadway.
Look at this.
105 million
annual Broadway ticket sales.
Do you consider gambling debauchery they're they're projecting more ticket
sales but are they adding right right right right right yeah good point they're saying people will
come to the casino and buy sale right buy tickets because the the broadway coalition is really tight
there's only a couple of theater owners there's like the schubert's jew jampson who else and then
there's like some of the some of the not-for-profits have broadway theaters which if you're a not-for-profit
you obviously like you should not have a broadway theater if you're a not-for-profit you obviously like you should not
have a Broadway theater if you're a not-for-profit I think
that is just
these are the okay these are the members of the coalition
for the record there's 41
Broadway theaters and then 40 of them
are in use one's being rebuilt who are the
who are the owners there's Schubert's Jew Jampson
corporations this is just who supports it
so like they're gonna make a lot of money
oh there's LGBT flag no one cares about me look into it i'd like to find the all right we're gonna go
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Was a big part of my high school years.
What is it? So it was like OG
YouTube, man. Red vs. Blue, stuff like that.
Oh, I remember that. Red vs. Blue.
What else did they have, Serge?
They had a bunch of like, my little brother actually,
I know he doesn't watch the show, he went to a bunch they did like game analysis
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stanley jr says tim i have the bestest best idea when trump wins we reallocate the 80 billion
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Rage.
We'll just put Ian in charge of deportation.
It's funny.
Raymond G. Stanley.
I keep saying the word rage out loud.
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Mag says, with the supposed crash coming, should I invest in upgrading my home or save the money?
You know, you know, I've been seeing a lot.
A lot of articles talking about homeowner home loan delinquencies are through the roof like canada's experiencing a massive
surge texas definitely yeah and i'm just like guys i'm not giving you advice but property value is
going to implode in the next 20 years because property value makes no sense baby boomers are
trading properties among themselves and the millennials like to say. Baby boomers are trading properties among themselves.
And the millennials like to say that baby boomers are holding a disproportionate amount of wealth.
Well, most of their wealth is in real estate.
And the real estate value is based on what they're willing to sell to each other.
So they're hoarding real estate among each other.
But guess what happens?
Boomer is going to die.
The 40-year-old child will inherit the house, be unable to afford anything else but what's gonna
happen is kid lives in chicago mom dies in new york new york home is worth a million dollars
it goes up for sale the kid's like yes i just inherited a million dollars wow i can't believe
it sad their mom died but like you know i inherited this put it on the market not a single other
millennial is going to be able to afford to buy it so then they're going to say lower the price
lower the price and it sells for half its price when millennials who don't have as much money
are become become the dominant buyers in the market the price will collapse that's it
ain't nobody else gonna be buying and nobody else got the money well we'll see could be wrong that's
how i just want to live in my house yeah i mean investors typically buy up a lot of these homes
so they'll you know investors will
have black 30 40 i mean even just smaller investors you know even just one person that
has a lot of money can buy you know as many homes as they want right but that's not where
they're living they're just renting it out all right let's grab some more jacob parity says i'm
willing to bet there are tens of thousands of republicans living in new york minnesota and
california that could just move 50 miles into a swing state.
And we dominate this election.
They did that.
That was 2020, the mass exodus.
And so the Democrats likely are bringing these illegal immigrants to bolster their congressional districts, preparing for the next six years.
Guys, six years is not a long time.
It's not a long time.
It's been eight years since Donald Trump won his first election.
Eight years.
Just about eight years.
We're coming into another election.
Six years is going to go by in the blink of an eye.
And we're all going to be like, I can't believe it's 2030 already.
The next census is here.
And the Democrats are going to be like, look at all these people who live here.
Right.
But people are saying it's for this election
and it's like, no, it's for, like you just said,
it's for six years from now.
It's because this mass exodus through COVID
weakened their total count
and now they're already saying
that they're going to lose congressional,
that Democrat states will lose congressional seats
and electoral votes because the population exodus.
Right.
They're replacing the people who left.
It's funny because they're like,
we are being replaced.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's messed up.
The people who left New York are being replaced.
So the census numbers stay stable.
Right.
Deeply evil.
Yep.
I think the Democrats are evil.
They do plan ahead though.
You gotta give them a lot.
All right.
Lieutenant Dan says,
looking to move to West Virginia,
where's a good town?
Martinsburg.
We were just there.
Very nice, actually. The plan is
to make Martinsburg a parallel economy
capital. There's a
program called Elevate, I think. Have you heard of it?
To encourage tech workers,
remote tech workers to move to West Virginia.
It's actually pretty cool. You get like a
basic income for the first year.
Yeah, it's like funded by, I don't
know, wealthy West Virginians
that want to, you know, boost the population by, I don't know, wealthy West Virginians that want to boost the population here.
I say we should gentrify West Virginia.
We should get in touch with these guys.
We need people like Jack Posobiec to open a pizza restaurant, a family pizza restaurant in Martinsburg, West Virginia.
That would be really good.
To create the anti-Time Square, we need people like Terrence Williams.
And we've briefly talked about this, but I can't be the only one.
Like, you know what?
If nobody wants to do it, it doesn't happen.
That's it.
Maybe it's a pipe dream for me to say.
But my idea was that we're setting up Casper Coffee Shop, Social Club, and live shows once a month in Martinsburg, West Virginia.
Cool. once a month in Martinsburg, West Virginia. This whole downtown strip would be great if the vacant buildings were revitalized
with new businesses like Papa Jack Posobiec's Pizza Shack
or Cousin T's Diner and things like that.
But it has to come from these personalities
who want to have these parallel economy businesses.
I think it'd be great if Public Square opened a store
that carried nothing but Public Square businesses.
So when you want to buy jerky,
there's your shelf with all the jerky on it.
All your goods come from these companies.
It's just the challenge we face is
I can't be the person who's going to buy every building
and start every business.
No, that would be too much.
That would be overkill, frankly.
I go to people and say, let's do this.
And they say, yes, let's do it.
You do it and then we'll come.
And I'm like, well, I am doing it. We have have casper coffee now i'm asking you to open a brick and mortar
nearby as well because it's going to be symbiotic when we do these events once a month and we bring
people in they'll shop at your place too it's good it's a win-win and it's great for the people who
already live there and then it's just kind of like nobody's doing anything why do they not want to do
it well it's just it's hard it's very difficult you know it's easy for me to say we we're we're not far away but for people who are in the dc area or pittsburgh or philly
i don't know we need people to do it otherwise it's going to be like we create some kind of
corporation that then licenses everybody and we own it all but then it's just like
tim pools martinsburg like it creates time square in a way i don't like that's what one corporation owns everything because no one else but maybe that's what we have to do john
astor did that in new york and they call it astoria now they just named the area after him
that he governed i don't know what he was doing broad city girls lived yep yeah that show yeah
i remember that i was gonna say it's awesome it was actually kind of funny all right here we go
titan soap says hey people titan soap is now on public square you can get you can help fight against esg and other woke
ideas by scrubbing yourself with our appalachian pine tar or our fresh tea tree soap simply but
ian loves soap i love tea tree as well tea tree anti-fungal it's for ian yeah it's really good
for you in the right dosages and usages of course shane kina says jimmy door is definitely cracking
the champagne tonight why because jen cougar suspended his campaign i don't think that anybody actually took jen cougar's
campaign seriously and that he would win i don't think jen even did that i think he was trying to
trying to raise i i can respect why jen cougar ran for president it was for one reason to warn
democrats biden is awful and can't win and he is right now what he wants to do instead i disagree with but he's right
jen giger was like i'm begging democrats to realize biden can't win this and they don't care
they don't care it's kind of like he's like we got to go in that direction over there and you're
like yeah but i think the destination's there you guys are both pointing kind of in the same
direction whether or not we'll know more when we get closer which which area is more accurate grofty says the like button is so lonely befriend it it will help and
make a difference too you know uh on my way in for irl because we come i come in the morning to the
studio to record i go out and eat and stuff like that mr mutton chops was sleeping on the stairs
outside of chicken city so he's going to die mr muttonchops
is one of our roosters and he's the only one that always escapes he just does not like being in there
so he jumps out and then i see him walking around the lawn and i'm like you're a fox is gonna get
you you will die and so periodically we let him do his thing let him have fun i'll look out to the
window i'll see him and i'll laugh and then i'll go out and i'll shoo him back into the the fenced off area so today it's dark out
it's like 6 30 and i ride up on my bike and there he is sleeping just on the stairs outside
and when when chickens and roosters sleep they're dazed they're just totally zonked out
he would have just died tonight so i walked up and then he just looks and he's totally
dumbfounded and i just pick him up and i put him back in the thing and then he's like what did you
happen stop thwarting my plan but he's lucky so we we uh butchered 17 roosters oh 17 that's many
and three were pardoned one One because his name is Scar.
He's Roberto Beaks III's brother.
And Roberto Jr., who is the king.
Roberto is king regent.
Roberto Jr., his son, took the throne.
And then Roberto Jr. had several children.
Roberto Jr. had a heart attack and died.
So RB3 was named new king.
And his brother has dark, he has golden feathers.
And his brother has all dark feathers and like black on him his name's scar what could go wrong well i named him scar
because you mean it's like the lion king right because rb3 was named king and he's the brother
right who's darker colored but was not named king and he looks angrier but the reason we didn't kill
him is i was like if something happens to rb3 then the the lineage is broken so there has to be
you know,
a brother.
And it just so happens
that he's like darker colored
and it works out.
And they're not smart enough
to poison each other.
Let me just give a shout out
to the parents of Scar and Mufasa
who looked down
at their Lion Cub children
and said,
you will be Mufasa,
the king.
And you're Scar.
Like, wow,
you really laid that,
laid the path out for that one.
What are you going to do
with the bird
that keeps jumping out of the cage?
Laugh.
Just watch him jump and jump
forever until he jumps no more?
We're going to breed him.
He's got mutton.
We call him Mr. Munch.
He is like the most like
pro-freedom of all the chickens.
Yeah, he's a libertarian.
That's right.
He's open borders.
He's got mutton chops
because of the kind of
chicken rooster he is.
So like down the side of his face
he has these like,
he has a beard.
He has mutton chops.
We call him Mr. Munch.
Burnshides. He's definitely a libertarian. The old burnsh chops. We call him Mr. Mutton Chop. Burn Sides.
He's definitely a libertarian.
The old Burn Sides.
What was that guy?
Civil War General Burn Sides?
I don't know.
The third rooster that got the pardon, it's because he's massively fluffy.
And Kim calls him Pom Pom.
Oh, he's too cute.
He's just this massively fluffy rooster who walks around.
And so she was like, we can't kill him.
It's that guy, Ambrose Burnside.
They named Bert Sideburns after this guy.
He was a general.
And does he have?
Huge.
Comes down and around like a beard.
All right.
This guy was awesome.
Let's grab some more.
Titan Soap says, Tim, since you first mentioned the thing about how Nikki doesn't move her jaw when she talks, it's all I think about when I see her speak.
Have you noticed that?
Yeah, we were talking about it.
When we have the facelift and the Botox.
No, she doesn't move her jaw.
I can't tell.
So her teeth are locked.
And she talks like this with her teeth not moving.
Well, maybe that's from like so much stretching of like the skin from face to face.
No, but it's her jaw.
It's not her skin.
Maybe she had her jaw worked on.
Her teeth don't move and people are like, teeth aren't supposed.
No, it's because her jaw doesn't move.
Maybe she had her jaw wired shut at some point to prevent herself from eating or something.
If your skin is too tight, you can't really move your jaw, right?
Or she's got neurological issues from so many lies being told over the years.
Watch her speak and you'll be like, how did she just say those words without opening her mouth?
Ventriloquist.
Yeah.
Her teeth stay like this and she talks like this.
She doesn't have a puppet.
If she had a puppet, she might have gotten more votes.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe she's the puppet.
Ah. All right. Let's read some more. puppet if she had a puppet she might gotten more votes yeah i mean maybe she's the puppet ah
all right let's read some more jacob holly says tim look at new wisconsin legislature map
the dams are crushing us over here our republican party are inept rhinos we went from 67 to 33 seat
majority in the house and 20 seat majority in senate to one seat majority in both and both now partisan courts yep well yep and republicans
want to lose look i'll say it again we have had republicans on this show and i'll ask them why
was there there was a j6 commission why was there no 529 commission and they go what's 529 i was
like wow they republicans not important to you huh you know here's the reality the republican party
is like the democrats are the cool kids walking around kicking over garbage cans the republicans
are the stodgy dorks being like i'm cool too hey guys look at me let me pick up the trash can real
quick though guys hold up and then they're like monitors trump comes in and he's like hey we're
all kind of pissed off at how this thing's being
run he's not a republican the republicans are desperate to be cool the republicans desperately
want hate that democrats i think they're cool because they never will think they're cool no
they're just they're they're being picked on there's no point then trump comes and says i
don't care about any of you we're gonna make this our way so everybody hates him because he doesn't care about the social order all right corto maltese says my last name is brionis i wonder if we're
related have any family in rapid city south dakota i do not but you are related possibly yeah well
if you have a last name you're related is that just the rule it's it's a generality i met this
guy at cmac who had my same last name i never meet people with my
same last name we were both waiting in line to get coffee and i saw his name tag i was like hey
we have the same last name and we tried to track it down and we could not figure out where our
family trees may converge but so there's british so here's the thing smith probably not related
right probably not because smith is a reference to being a blacksmith right but there are certain names that are specific that have a that have a single root and it typically means they're not
typically but you like often that you might have to go back hundreds of years but yeah you you come
from thousands briones is very popular in the philippines and so i get people reaching out to
me and they're like are we related and i'm like yeah it's spanish yeah wow so i mean it could be thousands of years back but yeah yep possibly all right commies are not people
says i have been calling red actually i want to make a point in the 1964 civil rights act they
actually exempt communists from protections oh yeah really yeah oh yeah that's a big thing they
have no rights but that's someone that has signed up for the communist party basically no communist affiliation it's crazy
what's the affiliation communism is it just like if you are part of any organization that is
communist you are you are you do not have civil rights like was it revolutionary american communist
or whatever that um revcom yeah all right they say i've been calling red area da's asking why
they're not going after cpb considering them admitting to facilitating child trafficking and they try and
deflect everyone start calling yep it's kind of crazy to me that cbp is operating in what basically
every state they are admittedly facilitating child trafficking and not a single republican
wants to do anything about it it's because republicans are basically like like democrats are the other is the the democrats are
the dominatrixes and the republicans are the guy in the button up going oh mistress please
that's republicans we need people in politics that are willing to sit down for three hours
every night and do a show like this like talk or if even it's not recorded like talk like this what do they do swami would be the only one
they're fundraising that's so ridiculous what a mismanagement of time and authority like we need
those people running the government right now because we have it set up that they are the ones
the only ones that can uh they go to fundraisers it's fun people pay like thousands of dollars to
talk to them for 20 seconds. That's amazing.
And they just stand there in line.
That ain't good enough.
Talk to people for 20 seconds and they're like, yeah, I'll vote for that.
Move along.
Next person.
Please clap says service guarantees citizenship is the solution.
Yeah, but what does that mean?
That illegal immigrants can become can join the military and then we give them citizenship.
I like the idea that if you want to vote,
you have to sign up for selective service.
And if you don't want to vote,
you don't have to sign up for selective service.
I thought that was the rule.
I thought everybody had to sign up
for selective service.
Only men.
Oh yeah, no women don't have to.
Yeah, women have no civic responsibility
attached to their privileges.
No, but they're just,
they're supposed to have babies.
Yeah, well, they're not doing that either. They're not doing that, but they're just, they're supposed to have babies. Yeah.
Well, they're not doing that either.
So not doing that either.
They're just killing them.
It's messed up.
Weak men.
Okay.
It is weak men who at the turn of the century agreed women get the right to vote with no
civic responsibility.
Okay, dude, I'm all for women voting, but civic responsibility is everyone's responsibility.
No, I like the civil.
Simple answer.
Nobody has to sign
up for selective service but if you don't you can't vote that's the that's real simple you get
your voter card when you sign up for selective service i like your service i like you i'm not
saying a year service no i'm saying a year oh sure it's for the country i like select like
i like compulsory yeah better than selective every everybody in our generation signed up
for the selective service and they you don't no one's gotten called to a draft there's no that's the
problem with that i think it should i mean because then we're not going to do a draft because it's
politically you know unpopular but what doesn't even none of this matters if we attached voting
to the selective service you would instantly weed out all democrats the overall wouldn't do it go
to times square and walk up to someone
and say, who did you vote for? They'll say Biden. And say,
would you join the military right now to go fight in a war?
And say, no. Would you
send to be drafted? No.
Problem solved. I guarantee
you, and shout out to any of these guys who are doing
these man on the street interviews, ask people,
who did you vote for? Joe Biden.
Let me ask you a question.
If in order to vote, you had to sign up to be drafted, would you sign up to be
drafted?
They will say no.
And 80% of Republicans will say yes.
Problem solved.
We cannot have a voting system.
It's really simple.
When you create a system in which people, let me, I'll use this example.
Right now, I believe, I believe that election day
should be a national holiday.
Everyone should get paid day off.
Why?
Because right now the incentive is,
if you are unemployed, it's easier to vote,
which means you're going to get a bunch of leftist communists
who don't work, who can go vote,
and family, parents are going to be
like i can't do it it's mostly retired people i mean like right people exactly yeah and so if we
say everybody gets a chance to go out and vote today go vote you will see substantially more
people with families and work be like well okay we'll go vote no yeah it's an easy one yeah but
actually the easiest done a long time ago i i'm willing to bet
if we attach to voting to selective service all of the problems we're facing would be wiped out
in 20 years maybe you still have dudes like because i was like well how can i wiggle around
this one i would not sign up for the selective service but then make internet videos and tell
people who to vote for and get a hundred thousand people to vote my way without ever having to join
the military you'll see people like that but i don't know if that's necessarily like a reason not to
do it.
It does not change my proposition.
Because they could only vote if they were in the Selective Service.
There's going to be, exactly.
And so you can advocate for whatever you want.
The issue is only the people who are willing to submit, like to say, I would serve this
country and its most dire needs are allowed to vote.
You will still have Democrats voting, but the overwhelming majority of their voter base
evaporates overnight.
I remember when all my friends had to sign up
for selective service when we were in high school.
I remember that too.
Yeah, and it was all guys doing it.
And I felt kind of-
Yeah, I felt weird too.
I was like-
Weird.
I was like-
Sorry, buddy.
I kind of felt like I wanted to
have that responsibility as well.
I was like, I love my country.
I would sign up for this.
Yeah, it did feel weird.
It didn't feel like I was being afforded the same responsibility for the nation.
Right.
And I was definitely super lefty at the time.
Yeah, I don't think it has to do with that.
I definitely would have signed up i don't i don't
i don't understand how we still legally have male only draft well we don't really have any draft
right now right we do yeah the draft never went anywhere it never went away but you know it's just
they haven't done it yeah exactly so the issue so the senate has has entertained several times
uh make forcing women to and to sign up for the draft but they always back down to the last
minute because their voters revolt yeah because the majority of voters are female right because
democrat women are like i want all the right like i don't blame someone for saying i will steal from
you and make you be my slave i get it that's what democrats are doing when they support the idea
that only men have to be drafted you die for me me, I get whatever I want. Yeah, I'm not okay with that.
Is there no lawsuit
to force the question?
Maybe, but don't draft kids' moms.
You'd have to have a draft
and then there'd be some lawsuits.
No, draft everybody.
I don't think if you have children under 18,
then the mom should not be drafted.
What about the dads?
The dads should still have to.
The dads should be drafted?
Why?
That's just been the law.
I don't see any reason to change it. But kids sexism kids need a country too to fight and that's why
you fight for it once in a while now the the idea that you give special benefits to one class of
people defies i don't know if i would call the female a class though it is i mean it's just the
mom it is a protected class under the civil rights act right it is a class of people and
we should not have a system where only men
have to sign up to go die for other people because the voting incentive then becomes i don't have to
die you do you create look west virginia's formation is so sus okay virginia goes to
enters a civil war all of the young men are conscripted to fight and leave and then as soon as
they do the remaining people older men and women not well at the time not women but older older
guys who are there vote to secede from the confederacy to secede from virginia and form a
union state called west virginia in world war ii all the british dudes went off to fight the germans
in europe and then when the americans got to england they just had sex with all the women
like i mean that's hyperbole but a lot of marriages fell apart british marriages during
that period of time when the the new men were in town and the the guys were all fighting the war
the point is right now our voting system says women get the right to vote without any responsibility
and that's sexist and it's wrong but guess what women keep voting to protect that privilege
that's female privilege right there.
Well, yeah.
I mean, people do vote for their own interests, regardless of what the Democrats are always saying about how people vote against their interests.
I think that we fight.
Draft women.
I'm going to tweet that. We fight to protect the women, though.
That's the whole purpose of defending our nation is to protect the women and the kids.
Supposed to be women and children, right?
That was the whole thing, right?
To preserve the future of your species.
Right.
So sending them to war is like last resort.
But now, since you say now, since, you know, women have voted in a certain way to lead
us to where, you know, we don't have that.
Hey, look, we should be like Ukraine.
That's the argument.
Stand up, file a lawsuit and say the United States is falling short of the ideals of its
friends in Ukraine.
They draft women.
Why don't we?
They're the epitome of a democracy they're not corrupt at all yeah i think
that they shut down their their radio stations and draft their women and here's you do you run
as a democrat and you you say you're fighting for equality under the law and you want the
equal rights amendment and then as soon as you go the women at a rally screaming and cheering
for the equal rights amendment you go women should be drafted we want equality and they're
gonna go no we don't want equality
anymore i gotta get it if i can go rock star mode and get like 40 000 women in the audience
then i'll say it and they'll be like yeah i don't even know what he said but yeah
now i got you okay yeah i'm not gonna go down that road all right tucson alarm says they'd
literally just watered down the milk food costs about four times to make is what you're paying for it in the store the government and bank subsidize it via grants and vulture loans
that's why he bought the farm is a saying for life insurance paying off loans a lot of food
is subsidized and it's cheaper than it's supposed to be yeah that's why we make everything out of
corn yeah corn corn is magical we subsidize corn so people make gas out of corn. Make anything out of corn.
Plastic out of corn.
Like all the cereals we eat,
all corn.
Wouldn't even be possible
to make those flavors
without corn.
Yeah, I found a weird thing.
Did I tell you guys this already?
I went to,
I was buying like sausages,
like Italian sausages
and I kept picking up the packages
and reading the ingredients
and they all said
high fructose corn syrup.
Oh, of course.
Dude, test the hair of an American.
Clearly not getting this.
I didn't buy any of it.
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Yeah.
Good to meet you finally.
I know.
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See ya.
I'm Serge.com.
I think I'm going to be
Serge.net from now on.
.com.
We have like communism
and it feels weird
and I can't get the rights
to Serge.com.
Is that predictive programming
30 years in the making?
No,.org.
I was thinking.org
but.net's like,
if you think about like websites,
.net's a chill site.
.net's pretty badass.
.net's pretty cool.
I find.net's a lot that I,
yeah, I align with them. It's like Gen X vibes.
Yeah, so search.NET in the beginning.
We'll see what happens.
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