Timcast IRL - Timcast IRL #994 Biden DENIES Pushing TRANS DAY On Easter Proving HES NOT IN CHARGE w/Michael Malice

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

Tim, Ian, Shane, & Serge join Michael Malice to discuss Joe Biden denying that March 31st is now Trans Visibility Day, a woman scheduling euthanasia because she is bored, a Texas judge ruling that illegal immigrants who attacked US troops are to be set free, and 60 minutes accusing Russia of being behind the "Havana Syndrome" attacks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So it was Easter the other day, and the day before the White House announced that Easter this year would actually fall on Transgender Day of Visibility Day, I guess. And here's what's interesting. I'm not surprised they did this. And many, many Christians, many individual Easter worshipers, I'm sorry, that's the appropriate term, were rightfully upset that the White House decided to remove religious terms and then make this announcement, which seems to push against their ideology with a new woke ideology. Now, I can understand people are being mad about it. And I see all the news and I'm like, well, that's interesting.

To be fair, Easter does fall on different days. So next year won't be the same. But the crazy thing was when questioned on it, Biden denied actually doing it. And I think there's a great revelation here. Joe Biden, the human, did not know that someone else launched this holiday declaration and signed his name to it. And I think that's pretty revealing. So we'll talk about that, the aftermath, the response on social media. We've got some big news pertaining to, I guess, World War III.

An Iranian embassy was bombed. Now they're saying Israel did it and it was in Syria. And so this is pushing us to the brink. Then, of course, Vladimir Putin has apparently got death ray guns that fry holes in people's brains, according to 60 Minutes. And what I love about all this

is that 60 Minutes, they do this big, long conspiracy thing where a whistleblower comes out and says, Russia has energy weapons that can fry holes in our brains. And I'm like, you want me to believe that Russian agents with secret devices driving around to various parts of the world, spies are finding out where our agents are blasting

sonic energy weapons through walls to fry holes in their brains to damage them. And at the same time, you don't want me to think anything about that bridge collapse. You didn't investigate. That was an accident. Don't look here. Nothing. Everything's fine. Look, by all means, it may be an accident, but now

I'm supposed to believe that the big bad Russia that we're at war with has special energy weapons. I mean, maybe they do, but I just love how selective the propaganda is. They claim in 60 minutes this guy was a whistleblower. He's not a whistleblower. The CIA told him to do it. Here's your card. Go on the TV and tell him this so we can drum up some anti-Russia sentiment. We'll talk about

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that Trans Day of Visibility will be on April Fool's when he's in the White House? You think he'll move it one day? I think he'll absolutely move it one day. And it would kind of be a little bit inappropriate because April Fool's, you know, that kind of the big reveal. But I kind of feel like Biden did that already. And so I tweeted this. It's kind of offensive that Biden made Trans Day of Visibility on April 1st because it's april fool's day but we we should say this we should say this we're

going to talk about it in the in the second yes and also it wouldn't be funny i the the michelle obama jokes must have been just like interminable and this is the one people save them for the members this is the one thing with the boomers it's just like okay i get it the michelle obama jokes the only person who gets a pass on that one, what's actually funny is, God rest her soul, Joan Rivers. Because that was just... So I did it.

So since it is April Fool's, I did bring... I talked to two friends of mine who are prominent personalities. And I said, would it be a good idea for me to wear a Trudeau mask on the air, which I got made. And I asked Roseanne Barr

and I asked Meghan McCain and one of them said, it would be absolutely hilarious. And the other one said, we'll F you up. So I'll let you all guess who said which, but I have the mask and I'm not wearing it. It would be wildly inappropriate.

I'm glad that you're spreading awareness on the inappropriate nature of what Trudeau has done and why we shouldn't replicate that bad behavior. Thank you, Michael. It's very responsible. And a good reminder that Aladdin is a great movie. Some of the greatest songs.

It is a good – that's where the proud boys come from. That's right. Yeah, proud of your boy. I mean, how would you describe yourself career-wise for those that may not know who you are? Oh, hi. I am Michael Malice. You can find me at malice.locals.com, Twitter at Michael Malice, author – I've got like what? I think I got like 11 books.

I was going to launch my offer. My crowdfunding for my graphic novel here. But I will be going to Japan for the first time ever on Friday. Konnichiwa. I think you people say.

You people? You heard me. And it's going to be, you have heard me. I'm only 5%, I'll take it. But I'm really, really, really excited. Maybe people in the after show can give me some places to go.

Dude, that's awesome. I'm really, really excited. I want to hear about this book. I want to give a shout out while I can. Just a little passive shout out. One of the most memorable moments of my life was when i went to japan to uh document the fukushima recovery effort oh wow yeah yeah and on our way there we stopped at a small town

before with our fixer she was an older woman and uh and her at that time i guess it was her boyfriend i think she had been divorced she had kids we we were in, I guess it was her boyfriend. I think she had been divorced. She had kids. We were in this dive bar. It was very, very small, microscopic, jammed shoulder to shoulder to sit in this tiny little picnic bench in the corner having sake and we sang Aladdin together, me and this Japanese woman. And it was that, you know, I can show you the world.

Yeah, the whole new world. A whole new world. she ended up dying of cancer a couple years later your singing is not that bad well it was actually going into fukushima back and forth all the time yeah not the resonating oh so dang but i just wanted a story and the aladdin reference right and that's why i was like japan aladdin i wanted to bring that up because i'll never forget that being in this japanese dive bar where everyone sings karaoke and gets drunk. And, you know, sad this woman passed, but she and many older people, their attitude was, we're going to help people do what they have to do in this. She wasn't the same as the people who went into the reactor. Sure.

They were old and they were like, my life is over and I will give this gift to the next generation. But she had a similar thing. Well, here's what I can do. I can help people come in to get the story and i think we'll be okay because we're old and but i don't get that thinking at all but we'll we'll move on with the show i just wanted to mention that because you know shout out to the hard workers there in japan yeah uh shane cashman shane cashman happy to be here i'm a reverend and a doctor because i gave a website 20 and i'm the author of the Inverted World series and upcoming the Inverted World live

show should be soon. It's looking really, really good. It's funny because it's a year and eight, a year and six months behind. It looks good though. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. I'm excited. The new building. Yep. Ian's hanging out. Hi. What's good? You look smooth, dude. Yeah. I just came from a funeral. You're kind of like a life. Did you really? No. Oh, it's intense, but I can feel it. I can feel as if you were. I would consider you a life hacker at this point. I think he looks more like a life coach,

don't you think? I like that. I'm good at that. I can motivate you. Yeah, you will. You're motivating me right now. Yeah. That mask is like,

it makes me think of the monkey paw. It's not the thing where you, it's like the mask where you put it on and you can't take it off. Ian, you're going full Roseanne.

Oh, I did that on accident. Where it like, you become a new character when you put the mask on and you can't get it off like that jim carrey even the mask that jim carrey isn't there a thing where they put a hand on and then they couldn't get it off their arm no that's no that's the monkey's paw is three wishes but the wishes are it was different than that though let's let's i've had all of those hope you enjoyed my intro as much as i did let's ask a question whose wires are are more scrambled? Fetterman's or Ian's?

Well, today, fat guy, but in a year, we'll see, because I got a lot of hope for Fetterman. You know that movie, The Mask, where the guy puts on a hand? There's a movie where the guy puts on a hand mask. It's called The Mask. He puts on a glove and it takes over his arm or something. Do you know what I'm talking about?

He has to cut off his own arm. That's Evil Dead, no? It could have been a crypt keeper or something. I don't know. How about we jump into the show? Yeah, let's do this. I like this. I want to hear from Serge before we go.

Yeah, I ain't got much to say. Pleasure to see you, Michael. All right, there's much humor in making fun of Joe Biden. Here's the story. So from the Post Millennial, Joe Biden denies proclaiming Easter Sunday Trans Day,

Transvisibility Day. I didn't do that. And I love this. He did. For those that don't know, it was, I believe, on Saturday. Or no, no, no. I believe it was Friday they announced that March 31st would be Transgender Day of Visibility. We actually have the proclamation here, March 29th.

A proclamation on Transgender Day of Visibility, which they said would fall on march 31st which uh is easter so of course you guys remember when they were when they who was it who called uh christians easter worshipers do you remember that one no it's a good one it's like a big scandal too but so this this obviously offended a lot of people saying uh you know on fox news you had uh they had a guest on today who said not only is Easter potentially the most important day, if not the most important day for Christians as a Christian, it's the most important day for humanity. And so for Joe Biden to basically say we're doing this transgender thing on Easter was shockingly offensive to people. But was it on Easter? Was it on March 31st that he didn't put two and two together? Well, no, here's here's the big revelation i suppose in while being asked uh so he was asked about speaker johnson saying uh you know via the pool speaker johnson called it outrageous that

easter sunday was transgender day of visibility what do you say to speaker johnson biden respond he's thoroughly uninformed question uninformed how biden i didn't do that he did do it i think the revelation here that everyone's been waiting for hard evidence dropped right in your lap these statements being put out by joe biden are not from joe biden joe biden doesn't sign off on them joe biden has no idea what's being said in his name and i guess you can say there's more than one president yeah but does anyone surprised by this no even democrats no but it's but it's basically the the hard it's no longer circumstantial but hold on is he okay i i i just want to make sure i want to steal man this as much as i can as someone who

gave money to biden the primaries and which has paid off in dividends um i think thank you for hurting me so much the lulls alone your student loans point being the student loans uh yeah my student loans got paid off uh when i went to school in the 40s is he saying I didn't do that I didn't put it on Easter meaning I just put on March 31st what was it last year? I think he's been this day for the past few years

wasn't it it was on April 9th last year that is completely crazy that was an argument everyone was making against him yesterday. I'm glad we settled that because that's crazy. Either he's lying and he did know or he didn't know and someone was like, okay, America, Christian, what's their most celebrated holiday?

Let's introduce a holiday on their holiday to disrupt this. That's awful. No, no, no. Here's the crazy thing is that London declared the day as well. London put up the new flag, which has two triangles, and they said celebrating... No, you're joking. I'm not kidding. And they said celebrating Trans Day of Visibility. Can I see the new flag, please?

Let me pull it. I gotta search for it. Plus, they made Trans Day on Easter a few days before the eclipse, a few days before CERN's going on. Is it Trans Day or Trans Day of Visibility? Because it's probably also Trans Day. There's probably two. Isn't the whole point of being trans

is that you're not visible and that you're passing? Oh, but yeah. Biden doesn't get it yet. He's just not there. He's just still learning. Maybe he'll get it. Here we go. Mayor of London said on Trans Day of Visibility,

we celebrate London's trans community as they strive to live authentically and safely. And they have this flag where it's got two triangles now now i do think it's important to point out the mayor of london had tweeted uh the past several years the same day so i believe this day had been like i guess esoterically the trans day visibility for regular you know for the everyday person they have no idea what it is and so the white house decided to get on board with it or something like it was march 31st march 31st last year so it was two years in a row my what i'm really curious about is what's the second triangle i have no idea but my question is is there any group of people that has more holidays

months etc that like like christians christians have their their own holidays jews have their own holidays muslims have their own holidays any non-religion people have their own holidays. Jews have their own holidays. Muslims have their own holidays. Any non-religion. Indian people have their own holidays. I'm saying like this is a quote unquote marginalized group that has more celebrations and days than most other groups. Because it's a fad. It's a cult. It's like the AIDS ribbon.

Everything had to be AIDS and then I've just forgot about it. Yeah, but this keeps evolving into something much more. You know what? Here's the thing. I'm going to, let me just take a second because I think conservatives, which I'm not one, but conservatives don't know how to take a win. People should think back about 2016 where every five minutes it was refugees welcome and we need mass Muslim

migration to the West and Linda Sarsour was everywhere. Yeah. Now, bitch, can I say that word? We try not to because there's kids watching. Okay, but now that broad is on the side of the milk cart. Now that broad's on the side of the milk cart now that broad's on the side of the milk cart you can't find her anywhere because they just shut up about well well hold on let me just feel my thought i think as soon as this becomes politically radioactive which is increasingly becoming they're just going to stop talking about it i agree but i think the sarsour thing was that there were a bunch of articles written by

prominent newspapers about how she was claiming this crazy stuff about jews and then democrats were just like she's cut off but that didn't work for rashida's labor yeah because they're funded through grassroots by like like ilhan omar is is is funded mostly from the fringes of the internet where she did to labe similarly they have their their their pockets of support aoc a this all the squad members majority of their contributions come from outside their districts, from small donors all across the country. For Linda Sarsour, she's an activist who has to be hired. When she does an event, she has to go to someone and say, would you donate to us? A bunch of articles come out with her, the Women's March, accusing them of being anti-Semites and believing crazy conspiracy theories. And then she starts to slowly disappear from the limelight.

Broadly speaking though, those refugee welcome signs vanished they stopped talking about completely you think this will be harder for people to divorce from because so many people have their children rolled up into this cult there's some feminist uh scholar i forget her name and i apologize she just did this whole they went viral uh on the internet where she's like this is going to be really hard because for someone to accept that they did this to their kid is a big pill to swallow. So you have to, as a mom, keep doubling down. And she's correct.

And that is what makes this terrifying. I agree with that. It's going to be tough for people to let go of it because they're giving your kids puberty blockers. Who knows what. Oh, that drives me so crazy when they're like, oh, you could just pause puberty. It's like, yeah, because if someone's malnourished

and you give them food, they get the natural height, obviously. It's fine. We've never done it before, but we know it's fine. That was all sarcasm in case anyone listening didn't know. If you starve someone of nutrition in their early years, they do not grow to their big height. You're kidding. No, it turns out, yeah, if you stunt someone's growth,

it doesn't like magically return. I have proof of this. Well, let's shift to the other element of the story. Joe Biden is clearly not in charge. I mean, most people have speculated to this. I think that I think what we're seeing is Joe Biden is in charge only so far. And I think you take a look at Afghanistan as to as an example of this. When you have leadership like Joe Biden, you get the Afghanistan debacle.

Clearly, there's no strategy as to how we're exiting. No plan to how we're exiting no plan to how we leave the air force base in you know the bagram air force base everything falls apart because biden wanted to do it he wanted to move the deadline to september 11th it was the 11th right and it all falls apart but then at the same time you look at the statements that are being released for political reasons and it has nothing to do with joe biden someone else decided to put out the statement without him knowing or or there's another possibility he completely forgot he did that's lucky but i i think he's always been and even his campaign he's a party hack it's like when super tuesday in 2020 bernie sandow is leading

in like i think literally every state except for minnesota which is klobuchar and budaj and klobuchar got the phone call from someone and that monday they're like oh we're endorsing joe biden and joe biden got the nomination he's just a clearly a function of the democratic party i don't think it's any secret about this he's a vessel yeah he's a career plagiarist yes and now they're plagiarizing him to a degree because there's people with their hands inside of them wow and then they'll so he doesn't know do you want him to be more of a leader i'd rather have the like institution running itself than have this senile corpse making a decision. No, I'd rather have Biden in charge.

I don't know. Who's Biden, though? Who was ever Biden? Biden in charge is a guy falling up the stairs over and over again. The institution is like warrantless wiretapping and hunting down J6ers. That's fair.

I think Biden wants to hunt down those J6ers. The way he. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, like... But no, no, I think Biden wants to hunt down those J6ers. The way he talks about them, he believes it. I agree. He believes it. With the same type of fervor he had the crime bill in 92.

Yes. Like he did have power at some point and liked to wield it. Did you see the protester at his speech like last week? No. She was yelling something

about healthcare and then he just goes, everybody needs healthcare. And it was like, you looked into his face when he was talking and it was there's nothing there okay i want to just get back to what the second triangle is in that flag here's the thing it's a mirror i step back a little it's a mirror that's what i got out of it no did you look it up come on no i like that interpretation i step back a little because i feel like politics is getting stupider and stupider and it's just getting exhausting to me and i know it's not just because i'm an ancient boomer but at this point it's just like like really

it's supposed to wear you out you know this reminds me of uh there's this documentary i saw about north korea right and this journalist returned to north korea and he's talking to his two guys male and female at the ostrich ranch outside pyongyang and the guy's like you know last time i was here i talked to you guys about gays and lesbians they're like yeah yeah yeah we don't have that here he goes, what about people who are bi? And the guy just goes, what? And like, that's what I feel now with the second triangle. It's like, what, what, what?

It's like when Matt Walsh was in Africa for his documentary. Like, what are you even talking about? So it's, the second triangle is for- The second coming of Christ. Black and brown people and bisexuals. But that's on the left. What is the black and brown? No, the left triangle is transgender

and the right black and brown is bisexuals. Old school LGBT people. But why is the black there think twice is what I'm saying. It's two different types of black. Because some bisexuals can be trans. I gotta be honest. The craziest thing about the whole pride flag is,

and I think someone did a man on the street where they were just like, the pride flag declaration is that black people are gay but but it's not michael's over here laughing at me i'm kind of insulted why are you laughing at me a lot of the problems with the movement is that lgbtqia plus all are lumped into one group when a guy's like hey i'm me let me just kind of so I've put this mask on. Is that drag? It's both. The thing is... Race drag.

No, regular drag. Black people as a whole. Every black person, every brown person is part of the LGBT community, according to this flag. That's not an exaggeration. That's literally their declaration. What happened to the circle? Didn't that mean something? There was a circle. The circle, I believe, was the asexuals.

So now they don't exist? Did you ever see, was it Miller? Some company put out the ultimate pride flag. And it was like 800 flags. That's why I thought of that when you put this up. I thought it was a joke. It's people that want to belong. That is where all this is all coming from, man.

People want to belong. They're going to give them something to belong to. They're going to add one more thing to the flag and totally get rid of the original flag and then do some things will move in to get rid of these things i think they're going to move the two triangles together and then it's going to look like the confederate battle flag and then two more triangles from the top and bottom will come together look like the star of david laughing gay confederacy and i'm trying so hard to make these great intellectual points no that's a good point.

And have deep insight over here. Yeah, and then I added on to it, but he was laughing and didn't hear me because there was more triangles making the Star of David. Dude, it's going to happen. There was a big gay Nazi movement in California,

like in the 50s. So it could swerve back to like the Confederacy. All I can hear right now is the Larry David music. I'm with you on the, on the, how just blown my mind can be.

And how much old is that? No, you're fatigued. You've got mental fatigue, which is understandable. But how do you, how do you handle it? You personally,

you write books, you create things on your own. How do you inspire other people? Because this is fatiguing as hell to me. I'm daily. Like I just, I want you guys to hear the words from Biden himself. That's why Biden's like this.

Can I, can I, can I reassure you all? Please, please. Thanks, everybody. And by the way, say hello to oyster bunnies. Come on up, bunnies. Get up there so they can see you. Oyster bunnies?

Wait, can we see the oyster bunnies? Do they come up? Yeah, they do. Do they come up? Oyster bunnies? One's got a pair of glasses on. Is this a Pearls Before Swine joke? He said Easter or something.

Oyster bunnies. Oyster bunnies. Biden clearly said oyster bunnies or easter bunnies biden clearly said oyster bunnies he does wow i mean he misspoke but i mean there we go but this is like of my cement tell me about the rabbits jill i didn't i didn't want to jump right into this story but i think i will uh for the next segment because i think there's a strong overlap this is a story from the free press quote i'm 28 and i'm scheduled to die in May. You know why this young woman is going to be killed? Because she's bored. Jeez.

Yeah, she was. Sign me up. You know what? At this point, you're making the case. I need to leave the earth. I don't like it here anymore. Michael's like, one more oyster bunny. One more triangle in that flat.

Like, just enough. Enough. All right, let me read this. Let me read this out. So the real reason they say is that she's depressed but here let me read for you zaraya terbeek 28 expects to be euthanized in early may her plan she said is to be cremated i do not want to burden my partner with having to keep the grave tidy oh my god we have not picked an urn yet but that will be my new house and she had an urn emoji so they said that she

was born in uh who lives in a Dutch town near the German border, once had ambitions to become a psychiatrist, but she was never able to muster the will to finish school or start a career. She said she was hobbled by her depression and autism and borderline personality disorder. Now she was tired of living, despite, she said, being in love with her boyfriend,

40, her boyfriend, a 40-year-old IT programmer. She's not borderline. Living in a nice house with their two cats. She recalled her psychiatrist telling her, there's nothing more we can do for you. It's never going to get any better. Oh, my God. Yes.

Insanity. And she said, I've always, I was always very clear that if it doesn't get better, I can't do this anymore. Now, let's pause real quick. I want to rewind you all back to the only point of my life that mattered when I was on Joe Rogan with a Giag god and jack dorsey and the point they made to me the point they made to me was that the reason they were taking all these actions in suspending people and banning people who are who are who are critical or insulting to trans people was because the risk of suicide i don't know how the same political

elements the same political factions support these these two ideologies at the same time. That you would actually euthanize a 28-year-old because she's bored. I get it. It says depression. But she's talking about having a nice house, being in love with a 40-year-old IT programmer. It doesn't seem like she wants for anything. She's like, I'm depressed. Well, you have no purpose.

You have no goal or no mission, no will. So here we have governments in Europe and Canada saying, we will kill you for the light of homelessness, autism, like minor crippling injuries. Like, I mean, minor isn't like you lost a foot or something. They told one veteran, like, have you considered medical assistance in dying? And at the same time, they were like,

we must ban hate speech because it could lead people to suicide. But let me talk about this at length, because I think this is something that I think all of us are in a position to help a lot of people, because when people are dealing with things like suicidal ideation, depression, you always feel like you're the only one who's had this feeling, right? And when more people talk about it, the more you're in a position to get help. I know several people who have committed suicide. This is something that I take very seriously and think should be discussed more.

I had Richard Hanani on my show. It's airing this Wednesday. We talked about this, about the whole slippery slope. And the point he made, I wish I'd thought of my answer at the time. And I'm thinking about,

I thought about after he left of the recording was, he's like, look, I was very depressed in as a teen. If I was told, you know, it's not going to get better. Like maybe that I should have that option on the table. But I'm but that's the whole point like when you're in that state you're of the belief that it never gets better heather b armstrong she had a blog called deuce.com i just

finished her book over the weekend called the valedictorian of being dead where they tried to basically kill her 10 times to reboot her brain it worked worked for a bit, but then she took her own life a couple of years ago. Point being, I am, I am very, the thing that the pro-life people get right the most, right? Is when you start devaluing the sanctity of life.

And when a doctor just in the same way that doctor looks at a kid for five minutes, he goes, puberty blockers, that's fine. Goodbye. That you're going to be like, I'm depressed.

I've been depressed all my life. Well, it's not going to get better here. You want the pill, whatever. I, because that's fine goodbye that you're going to be like i'm depressed i've been depressed all my life well it's not going to get better here you want pill whatever i i am terrified as someone who is ostensibly in some context amenable to eugenics of where this is going and it's not a slippery slope it's an elevator shaft i think it's like it's terrifying it's a culmination of what nietzsche said about god is dead i mean his meaning behind it's like there's no god in society you know this is bad which leads to in my opinion nihilism which were in widespread nihilism and uh and i think michael

might agree with this is like one of my favorite stories is uh the myth of sisyphus yes with camus and you know he deals with this whole topic in the entire essay and life is absurd embrace it sisyphus must of course have been happy in his toiling with the boulder people aren't thinking of this anymore they're being sold nihilism and which is also attached to materialism she's happy with her house this story says when the the person walks in to take her life she might have a coffee first yeah sit down have a coffee lay down on the couch i'll take your life you know all very nonchalant which is in my opinion that's the the peak of what Nietzsche was warning about years ago. Now here we are, totally divorced from God,

totally attached to materialism, and we don't have anything. We don't have anything. Can I say one more thing? I'm positive there's more than one person listening to us right now who's had struggles or is struggling with suicidiation. For sure.

So please, if you're listening to this and you've thought about this, just call the hotline and give it a shot, right? There's no downside. Just please do me that favor because there's no downside, but there's a possibility that they can help you. So if someone out there is listening and hoping for a sign that someone is hearing them,

let that be your sign. And it's cliche to say it though, but like you're not the only person. You know, I've gone through that. If they have a name for it, it's not unique to you. Right, yeah, exactly. And get ripped. Get ripped. Start to you. Right, yeah, exactly. And, and get ripped. Get ripped.

Start working out. Get in the sunlight too. You said you were- For, I'm half joking. I want it to sound fun, but a lot of depression, not all of it, but a lot of it, you can cure through exercise, running, walking. Yes, and if you're male, take magnesium

because I think almost every guy's magnesium deficient that helps your mental, that hurts your mental health a lot. Magnesium and GABA, G-A-B-A. That's in green vegetables, chlorophyll. At the center of our chlorophyll molecules, one magnesium. It's so powerful, such a powerful molecule. What you said earlier, you were amenable to eugenics,

kind of jokingly, but were you meaning like- Not jokingly. Because I'm kind of with you, like putting strong genetics together makes strong, robust children. That's not what I meant. It's like when people have their genes tested, it's like, okay, if we have a kid,

the kid's going to have some kind of crippling, like definitely going to have stillbirth. Like that's eugenics. Like that's an example of eugenics that everyone practices. So people probably feel like my genetics are not worthy to pass on. No, people probably feel,

I have felt like this over throughout my life. But you were in commercials. Yeah, exactly. Someone succeeding can actually be depressed. Like Chris Cornell, Robin Williams. It's so sad to watch these people lose it yeah but like when they feel like their genetics aren't valuable enough to pass on like what do you just get them work out you get your your horizontal

gene translation active by working out and getting your genes activated there's i want to say something about this this 40 year old boyfriend they claim they're in love and when she was told it doesn't get better he said okay i guess that's crazy to me the i did a segment on this at 4 p.m where i basically said i think the issue is that uh i'll give you the quick version of the story we were driving in we went to the bridge yesterday because we're about an hour from the francis kaki bridge we went and checked it out hordes of people everywhere just staring on the on the on the coat on like on the on the waterline just looking at this disaster on the way back uh i put on some 90s hits and Longview from Green Day came on. And there's that line in the song where he's like,

twiddle my thumb just for a bit. You know, I'm watching TV for a couple hours, flip the channels, but nothing's on. And I thought to myself, like, this song is basically talking about this guy being like, I'm lazy. And he's saying, I sit around for a couple hours watching TV.

And I'm like, but that's literally life right now for millennials and for Gen Zs. Sitting in your room on the screen. And I was thinking, you know, where's this guy's dad in Green Day? You know, Billy Joe Armstrong's dad to come in and be like, get off your ass and go out there and get a job or something. And then I thought about life before TV or with limited TV. When there were very few TV programs. And man, when I was a kid, if it was Sunday, you're not watching TV.

In Chicago, you're lucky if you can watch hercules on sunday and then maybe at night you had you had you had simpsons but during the day it's like you better go outside and do something what we're what i think we're seeing now with this young woman with many young people in today's generation is mom and dad go to work kid goes to school the kid doesn't learn anything from their parents so why do we get the bridge disaster someone tweeted this out they said boomers didn't pass down their knowledge to the next generation and i'm like i don't think that's true of every boomer but i think it is true that boomers went off to work while their kids were at school and then when

their kids were getting older they said what do you want to do with your life son instead of saying here's what i've done let me teach you what i have so now you're looking at boeing failures you're looking at two bridge uh bridges getting hit the there was in oklahoma oklahoma but the bridge didn't go down it got hit by a barge and this is what someone said they're like boomers stopped passing down knowledge the way our previous generations used to so i i think that's that's largely true and it's going to get worse and what we're going to see is more young people being like i have no reason to be alive but it's real real quick my final thought is how could you not be depressed if there is no light at the end of the tunnel you have nothing to live for no drive no

passion nothing was ever instilled in you as a child as to what your life goals are so just like i'm bored and there's nothing to do and there's more my friend um marcia ran something called cuddle parties right and you laugh at it ha ha ha a bunch of people get together cuddle okay whatever but she's like human beings need physical contact and this is something that is endemic to us as people i think what the internet has done has been a a positive in the sense that when i was a kid if you're the weird kid in high school you're by yourself now you could be the weird kid in high school talking to the other weird kid in high school you have a community but to your point everyone go outside you see other

people and talk to other people if you're in your room all the time and you don't communicate with anybody other than through the computer that is not psychologically healthy that is like solitary confinement and if you get on in your room all the time and you do communicate with people but you're still in your room on your computer that's another kind of depression yes like it still feels better than not talking to people i know yesterday i was going through this but it's just not the same as being out and about and around people in different environments there's uh people talk about incels but they talk about that now there's a more commonly fem cells which just means like female version of the same thing and there were a couple viral videos of literally like 20 something year old attractive

women being like i I have no friends. I don't know how to meet people. So I sit at home all day and I do nothing. And it's just like really weird to see. And I'm sorry. It really bothers me if people think that's funny. No, it's not funny. Because it's like, these are people who are, you're allowed to be young and stupid.

You know what I mean? We've all have been, and some of us still are. Like if someone is saying I have no friends and I don't't know what to do about it that person is crying for help and i i can see the humor in one context but like guys like this is a real problem go to a skate park like there's so many women that i know in between the ages of 25 and 35 that don't have kids that are phenomenal women that would be amazing parents and there's i know so many guys that don't have girlfriends i'm like where what has happened in the last 11 years how can we undo this is it just are we just as a lost generation people should just get i don't have girlfriends i'm like where what has happened in the last 11 years how can we undo this is it just are we just as a lost generation people should just get i don't think people just

give up no no no i should not absolutely not give up i think i i think it's it's this weird i'm i will say i don't find it to be a coincidental that the same faction of people who think there are too many people believe that climate change is a big problem and also are the ones implementing policies like medical assistance is dying these are the clearly they don't like they think there's too many people these are the people who are having their children hold posters saying we have 12 years to live because the climate like they're raising kids to not believe in a future but i think the the reality is people of of of weak mental fortitude with no support are gonna fall through the cracks. So it is eugenics, whether intentional or otherwise.

The other thing that with the rise of podcasts, I'm sure you've all heard this, is that people look at podcasts as friendship simulators. And I got a lot of, just during COVID, it was me and Dave Smith, we'd alternate as co-hosts on each other's shows or get one was the host, one was the guest. So many people were like, you helped us get through this.

So I think what we do to not to pat ourselves on the too much smoke on my own ass, but in all seriousness, we forget how many people like this is their friendship group. Dude, I used to listen

to Rogan's show in 2017, religiously, him and Ari Shaffir, him and Duncan Trussell. You were on the show. It's when I first saw your work. Those are my friends. I would work alone in my house on mines all day.

And it was just Rogan to think that we could do that. I agree with you. So people say that about Tim cast IRL too. Like I meet him on the street and they'll be like, it's like hanging out with my friends. Like I turn it on and it's like, we're hanging out.

And I'm like, it's kind of crazy because I am hanging out with my friends. Yeah. Like this is literally what we're doing. Like we, we've got pizza sitting right here. Like who ordered pizza? I've got pizza,

right? The only difference is I can't say all the horribly offensive things in my mind i gotta wait till the cameras turn off we do that for the members only on censorship yeah even then i gotta watch out because it's on tv but but it is tv okay boomer i saw 1990s covid uh covid saw the a major boom in podcasting yes because of the lockdowns and people had friendship simulators. Also had a major boom in suicides and overdoses. Maybe we're all forced home. I think everybody, you gotta go for a walk.

Yeah. And stop politicizing this. Like I know you want to be like, oh, it's the Democrats' fault. It's, and I'm not saying you, I mean, a lot of people online because it's very tribal, but it's just like, this is a, if someone is a democrat and they're lonely like i i have a lot of sympathy for them don't let your tribal it's the other way around the reason why we're seeing the rise in wokeness and uh part and a lot of why we see massive support for trump

people are seeking community yes yes 100 you're absolutely right the hyper polarization is that people want to fit in so uh without naming anybody, I'll tell you one of my secrets. And not just community, like a sense of being in an army. Right. I'll tell you one of my secret techniques. You know what it is? Never wash the beanie. Never wash it.

Sweat from yesterday helps you tomorrow. No, sweat. I throw it in the garbage and put on a brand new one every day. I have a box with hundreds. Whenever there's, without naming any celebrities, whenever there's without naming any celebrities whenever there's a prominent personality who i'm told is like smack talking me i immediately tweeted them i'm a big fan and i love their work yes yeah hey no i was joking like not to me but uh if i know who they are so without dragging anybody there's been a handful of people just searches through your tweets they'll

be able to figure out who you're talking about, right? I mean, there's probably like 775 to 1,000 over the past several years. But I think I mentioned this show, like the guy from Eve 6 was talking smack about me. And when I was a kid, I'm 15 years old, I learned like- Is that a band? Yeah, they're so good. Inside Out. I'm sorry. Inside Out.

Inside Out. I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the ride. You know, to the black, the world, again to your side. Want to put my tender heart in a blender.

Watch it spin. How did you miss that? The only Eve I care about is in the Bible. And I'm through with you. This guy's very lefty. Okay. And so he tweeted something about me

and my only response was like, someone told me the guy from Eve 6 was making fun of me and I was like, what? I got all excited and I tweeted him like, I'm a big fan.

I can, me and my friends used to play your songs in the garage and then he deleted the smack talking tweet and i was like what i got all excited and i tweeted i'm like i'm a big fan i can i me my friends used to play your songs in the garage and then he deleted the the smack talking tweet and i was like i i've invited him out several times but he doesn't want to come out there's a difference there are a handful of other people and they're just like passively smacked they don't know who i am they're singing to their tribe it's my college roommates like i brought up road goes i hate that guy i didn't even ask because i know he doesn't have a reason right just rogan's out group see it's the online persona which youan goes I hate that guy I didn't even ask because I know he doesn't have a reason right just Rogan's out group it's the

online persona which you can characterize and hate or love and then there's a real person it's not even the persona it's just he knows that Tim's bad and therefore he

has the posture that I hate Tim that's the persona but that's it's not even the persona it's just the perception but yeah yeah the persona is pretty shitty talking

about it crappy excuse me oh I mean like when I tweeted that I thought it was funny when we're getting punched in the face and everyone got mad at me but except for like the libertarians a lot of libertarian so like traditional conservatives leftists were really

really mad and like the more libertarian and post-liberal people were laughing and we love it right like have a sense of humor dude calm down austin actually yeah austin peterson like got he defended me saying like there is irony in these people voting for policies we warn them about and then suffering the consequences. It's an ironic humor. We don't want it to happen. I want people to start seeing each other as people first. And then I thought that today and I was like,

is that just lame to say? Is that like, duh? Yeah, people say all the time, but when people get hungry, they become insane animals. So you have to create societies as a segment. Don't you think that most people i would say majority not only lack empathy but are proud of it that they don't know they don't want the people's perspective because i don't want to think like them i what what's a democrat going to tell me that i don't know already that i don't know between a man and woman it's just like it's like a shut up empathy

gets people into trouble is that why we people have evolved to not i don't i can't it's just frustrating in this day and age i think it does to certain to your group of people because if you extend any type of grace to the supposed enemy then now you're the enemy and it shouldn't be that and i don't even think being able to understand their position is extending grace to them like i want to understand what bin laden wanted in order to defeat him or if i'm the confederacy i want to know what the north wants that's why we study wars. Yes. Or history. Their brains just shut down. There's a difference between empathy and sympathy.

You empathize with your enemy to understand them. Correct. Sympathizing means I feel good. I feel for you. Yes, exactly. I'm not emotionally attached to you with empathy. Maybe there's a form of emotional attachment, but it's more about emotional understanding. Yes.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised if a lot of people have low IQ, they should have low EQ. I guess they're fellows, right? Yeah. But they shouldn't be so proud a lot of people have low IQ that they should have low EQ. I guess they're fellows, right? Yeah. But they shouldn't be so proud of it. Yeah, they champion it. Yeah, it's very odd. You are pushed out for even saying you maybe listen to a certain artist. Right, right.

Because they have a perception of that artist. Let's shift back into the political realm here. We have this story. I wanted to do that segment because it's sort of attached to what we're talking about initially, but we'll get back into politics. We have this from the Post Millennial. Texas judge orders release of illegal immigrants accused of assaulting troops

during violent storming of El Paso border. It is the ruling of the court. It is the ruling of the court that all rioting participation cases will be released on their own recognizance. Even non-citizens. These are non-citizens, right? And they'll never come back.

They'll be released and they'll never show up for their hearings because- Why would they? They literally attacked our troops to break their way into this country.

I want you to take this all in and then remember, there are J6ers who are still in lockup who have not received trials yet. Oh my God. Is that true? Yeah.

This is one of the, I'm sorry, this is the one of the things that drives me crazy about Trump and all the MAGA people who hand wave it away. These were his people. These were ride or die for him.

Yeah. And he could have done a lot more for them than he did. Yeah, I think he certainly could have, but I'll throw a little defense in that I don't think anyone understood exactly what was going on. Yeah, but I'm talking about now. I mean, it's been how long? Oh, sure, sure, sure.

That's what I'm saying. I thought you meant like up until the 20th. No, because then they would have put him in jail. And not just that, but we talked about this before. It's like, he didn't know what happened he barely knew what happened on that day and people assume that what they knew trump knew no trump was in the beast he had security detail he was the active president i'm fine with that yes i agree with you but but certainly he uh i don't know i don't know what

do you think he could do to be honest uh pay some legal bills talk more about them what he's like you're doing more in many cases because you're sitting here being like i remember let me bring up megan mccain again because there's a very if don't ever ever um get inebriated and spend the weekend weekend watching megan mccain the view compilations i want to it'll be a terrible idea but one of the points was there was some stupid segment and whoopi goldberg like what do you think about like chocolates for easter and she goes yeah i don't know about chalks for easter but uh alexei navalny is in a gulag right now he's being tortured and people who are for the first amendment don't care and this is absolutely

outrageous that this is happening so that's what i think about easter chalks and whoopi just pause and goes okay but she had a point right yeah so the fact that you're have your platform you're like guys this january 6th thing is still happening trump should be talking about this every five minutes he did he did uh i think he talks about it most rallies these days i i don't think it's anywhere near enough as some of the other stuff sure but the point is do something are you okay uh allergies okay itching my eye okay i would love to see him i'm signaling to you michael no no no defend trump defend trump he could be doing more i really think big time and the republicans as a whole as well,

but they don't care about these people. Agreed. Who are your Taylor green? Certainly does. Correct. No, no, no.

I'm talking about the Republican establishment. I know. Thank you. She doesn't count as a Republican. She counts as an actual fighter. I love that. That crazy woman. I forget the gentleman,

the guy's name who does the walk away movement. Shrock. Shrock. He was here in Shrock. He was talking about how, you know, people don't even talk about a lot of the J Sixers were forced into saying and signing papers saying that they were violent offenders when they weren't. And there's proof that they weren't.

And that's another thing that people could be talking about more, especially Trump be like, cause people are like, pardon them. Then they'll say we can't cause they're violent. But then in reality, a lot of them sign things saying- I'm glad a lot of conservatives over the 2020 to now have a better understanding of the legal system and how deranged it often is and how laws, like Kyle Rittenhouse is a great way of call, I think for a lot of people.

What's happening on New York, Daniel Perry, it's or the, can we see the victim or the perpetrator? You know, Perry's the guy who- Perry's the guy who kicked out the homeless guy who was trying to kill people on the- Oh, Penny. Daniel Penny, that's right. Daniel Penny, that's what I meant. Penny's the guy that killed out the homeless guy who was trying to kill people on the- Oh, Penny. Daniel Penny. Daniel Penny. That's what I meant.

Perry's the guy in Austin who had the far leftist- No, I meant the New York guy. I meant the New York guy. The point is, the government prosecutes who is a threat to its power and lets everyone else go.

It's not objective law. Can we just skip all the patter and jump right to what really matters in the story? What's that? Hitler and World War II. Yeah, let's do it. So we have- I'm half kidding. patter and jump right to what really matters in the story what's that hitler and world war ii yeah okay so we have uh i'm i'm half kidding and uh with with the illegal immigrants storming the border the you know donald trump has said he's gonna he's gonna engage in the largest deportation

effort ever seen if he wins since what say obama say it since what goes back further than that to the 1940s the 50s eisenhowerhower. Do you know what it's called? The Japanese internment camps? No. Eisenhower. What? You don't know what it's called? No. I can't say it out loud. It's a slur. Really? Oh, okay. Then don't say it. Put up Eisenhower deportation. Look it up, Ian. Well, so my point is this. We've talked about it before. They're going

to claim when Donald Trump begins arresting people who stormed their way into the country. Bro, that's crazy. Can you spell it? No, I'll talk about it. I'll look it up in a second. This is amazing. Okay. My point was, we talked about this before.

Everyone's Googling it home. Oh my gosh. Donald Trump is going to be compared to Hitler. They're going to show soldiers rounding up illegal immigrants, federal agents. There's going to be liberals. They're going to be posting videos where they're hiding illegal immigrants and addicts they're going to make the addict the specific point about it sure and they're going to i am i'm wondering refugee may be the word they choose to use because they're they're going to try and associate what's happening with the invasion

of this country and trump's attempt to stop the invasion with the holocaust and they're going to show pictures and claim everything trump is doing is what hitler did that's my concern about the deportation so what do you think about trump's call to make mastery deportations i don't think he has the capacity to do it so you think he'd try and then ice would just be like we don't yeah i don't think he i don't think he apps i i think this is one those things. This is the new version of the wall. Like, I'm sorry. Like, listen. That didn't go well.

I know that people, I'm not saying Trump's not better than Biden. I'm not saying the Trump presidency didn't have excellent moments. I'm not saying he's hilarious. I'm just saying that in terms, and I know there's reasons for this, but in terms of delivering on his promises, you had, he was fighting two establishment parties uh against him so for him to be able to pull this off is going to take a lot of work and i don't i think the vast majority of republicans who are at the um bought and paid for by the chamber of commerce and corporations are not gonna go for this in the slightest i could see how do you go back to maine as susan collins and selvis yeah how do you put How do you pull off the operation?

I can see them letting him do it. Get some really nice photo ops of him just tearing children away from their parents. Make him look like Hitler and then play shell games behind his back. Oh, yeah, we're doing it and not doing anything. But they don't even need the photos to happen. They'll just take any photo and say exactly. Yeah, right. If he tries to make him look like the cages.

Yeah, right. I tried telling a guy this the the uh the the the trumped arrangements so i told about mgm when the guy was yelling these idiots they support trump he mentions the uh the kids in cages i actually lived just slightly north of homestead in florida where those facilities were and i was like that was under obama he's like no it wasn't your line. I'm like, well, you know,

not just wrong lying, right? Here's the other thing. I'm going to put this out there because I think conservatives understand you can't put anything past Joe Biden and his machine. But at the same time, we say, if Trump wins right in 2024,

he wins November, whatever fifth, I don't know what the date is. Election day this year. He's inaugurated January 20th. Biden has two months to have a blanket amnesty with a Democratic Senate. And why wouldn't he? Look how much the Democrats got away with like on Jan 6th.

Just like that was one day that they were then to use and politicize for all these years. So if I was Trump, I keep my mouth shut and tell them in the White House and then do the deportations. But if you're telling the Democratic establishment, if I become president, I'm going to do this. They're going to be like, we had to give them an amnesty. It's Trump's fault.

That's my issue with his tactics. A general issue I've taken with his tactics is he speaks a lot too much in my opinion. And I think a really good commander of the U.S. military would have his mouth shut, act when needed.

And I want him to be a sniper, not a bulldozer. Yes, I think they're going to offer up amnesty. It's already been reported that advisors to Biden have talked to politico or whatever and said amnesty is being considered for many of these these individuals and then what happens is 2025 donald trump announces he is undoing the amnesty and then the democrats come out he's stripping citizenship now yeah that's which is unconstitutional here's the other thing when they have amnesty like if all these people are in texas it's texas gun laws

their fault there's all these murders right that's what the argument's gonna be oh you mean if they give a bunch of illegal violent criminals that came here illegally guns and then they start just giving citizenship a right to be here we can't give people guns look what's happening that's how we cannot play out we cannot soften amnesty this is not it's not just to to declare amnesty on a bunch of criminal aliens not right now it is not like people don't appreciate to what extent the regime is capable of 4d chess they're really pretty good at it like they think because biden's this like again corpse that the people behind him they're all stupid and maybe they're all stupid in the sense of they don't have common sense but in

terms of effecting political change they've been at it for a very long time i've been saying if you think there is no 2024 shadow campaign i gotta right yes yeah yeah well the bridge collapsed yes yes unfortunately but that's not my problem you bought it i'm worried i'm worried that the news is so slow right now you know like there's not a lot of things happening that it's like the ocean receding before the big wave comes oh yeah because there's a lot of stuff happening either symbolic or actually happening behind the scenes have you seen these videos of the title tidal waves yeah it's remarkable it's crazy cell phone footage where they're all staying on the beach and they go wow look and the ocean's just receding rapidly and they're like wow and then when the waves are

coming back they're just standing there and then all of a sudden they're going ah they're getting washed away that's us right now yeah i think we're so deranged as a country because we've been stuck in campaign season since 2014 since like it's been like a decade of trump non-stop i'm also concerned that they're going to switch him out with hillary oh i think it's going to be whitmer no way hillary's whitmer can't tell hillary no i don't think hillary's going to do it because she knows she's too toxic. Hillary knows she's too toxic. Really.

Hillary has that self-awareness. Well, I think she knows that she won't be able to get him because of her perception. She's Gollum. She is. She is. And Whitmer is too. Hey, that's offensive. It's Smeagol.

Whitmer is too, but I think my idea is, I used to think it was Newsome because he was like a golden child. He can wait. He can wait his role. I could see them. It's used to think it was Newsom because he was like the golden child. He can wait. He knows he can wait his role. I could see them. It's going to be Hillary and Newsom. I could see Whitmer because I can see her making a sympathetic character.

You think it's going to be Clinton and Newsom 2024? Yes. That's the plan B. I would bet. If they have to pull Biden out, that's the plan B. And it's a smart move for them. There was a poll I did. I would just say one more point.

I've been saying this as much as possible because I hope that the more I say it, the less likely it is to become real. Like I just put it out there. You know what I mean? Well well you're manifesting it i'm manifesting it so there was a poll that found something manifesting it 30 i think 38 of people uh only 38 of people believe biden will make it to the end of a second term and the majority of people polled believe kamala harris will be president if biden wins 2024 i don't i don't know why i should believe that biden could make it to the end of this year i want to know i wish him the best i do i want him health and comfort and happiness this family

and he should go trump retire yeah he's no chicken he's a heavy dude i mean i wish nothing but health for him but i mean he can at least make a somewhat of a sentence yeah well no but i'm saying spry yeah yeah but things happen all the time to people you know right at that age come on i want to know how many people think biden's alive right now i'm one of those people he's not alive right now like i i don't think this is there's like a white house necromancer who's just sweating his ass off straining like i'm trying so hard i think it's a network of people it could be animatronics deep fakes green screens who would be most likely if you had to guess who in politics

is most likely to be a literal necromancer would it be like Mary Ellen Pelosi Pelosi yeah it's Pelosi

her husband thing was like a ritual probably has underground caverns I love how he is like that's Pelosi like immediately it's like family feud

who's a necromancer oh Pelosi and I love Nancy don't get me wrong and she's been in for a long time so it could just be natural

no no no. Wait, wait, wait. I got it. It could be Elaine Chao. I don't know her. Mitch McConnell's wife. Because that's why he's freezing. Because the spell's not working every so often.

She's working behind the scenes. Yeah, Elaine Chao. Have you seen those videos of like the people kind of puppeteering behind politicians in like in Congress? No. Where they're like whispering behind. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way.

That's because they have a yeah yeah To your point about the Russians with the brain frying thing are we going to talk about that? Oh yeah I want to talk about something else real quick Okay so in seven days Seven days

The sun will go dark A dark shadow will sweep across this nation the blood moon rises starting with eagle pass actually the the the eclipse is going to go directly over eagle pass so it'll be pure darkness where we are in west virginia we're going to get like 80 to 90 percent where you can see it's really fun i don't know if you've ever been in a partial eclipse where you can see little moons on the ground like little crests is that right yeah oh that's cool so what happens is when the when the when this when this when the moon

blocks the sun partially then there's a crescent shape of light beaming through and when the folk when the focal points go through like the leaves of trees or whatever on the ground you see a bunch of little moon shapes everywhere it's crazy am i gonna be able to see it when i'm in japan or is it only north america only north america you're not going to see it. I'll get the next one. But apparently CERN is firing up on the same day. That's right. And NASA is launching three rockets into the solar eclipse next week. And so the conspiracy universe is on fire right now.

Does it say the name of the rockets in this? Isn't it APEP after the Egyptian god of chaos? Is it really? I'm pretty sure. Don't quote me yet, but I'm pretty sure. Which is lined up with like the Lockheed Martin spy satellites where it's like the patches

say the bed of the devil, you know, or nothing beyond our reach. But I'm pretty sure APEP is one of the things that these rockets are named after. Not in this article.

Oh, interesting. The last time the CERN was fired off, the Guidestones blew up and Shinzo Abe was assassinated. Was that like right before Trump became president?

No, this is only two years ago. Okay, so all three of them are called APEP rockets. APEP rockets, which is the Egyptian god for, I believe, chaos. No. Yes, it's the snake that eats the sun every day. Right. I think that's it. APEP, yes.

Oh, yeah. Yes. Also known as Apophis. Totally cool. It's totally cool. I mean, NASA only hired all the Nazis after World War II, and they're totally cool. They're totally fine. I'm not sure they're doing anything symbolic and evil up there. They definitely only hired all the Nazis after World War II, and they're totally cool. They're totally fine. I'm not sure they're doing anything

symbolic and evil up there. They definitely hired a lot of Nazis after World War II. They definitely did. So, Project Paperclip. Yes. They're launching the three... Wait, wait, hold on. Yes. This is intentional. APEP eats the sun? Yes, sun. And they're firing APEP rockets at the eclipse? Yes. That's why the...

The Egyptian Book of the Dead is... The official name is the book of coming forth by day you know about kek meme magic in 2016 right this is we live in a simulation this is the final season I hope you guys are ready for the final season

it's not the final season how many more seasons are there final season is black pill stuff I have optimism I'm not saying the final season is black pill stuff. I have optimism. I'm not saying the final season is bad. We still have to see- I'm saying like- No, no, no.

We still have to see Fetterman in the White House. And then we're going to have to look at- That's definitely going to happen. No, I don't know. It's season zero. It's going to happen all over again. You're watching Earth, and this is the great climax of the final season. And then they might relaunch.

They'll reboot Earth with Earth rebooted, and it'll be starring Fetterman or something. Starring Fetterman, Earth 2, the final reboot be starring Fetterman or something. I'm sorry. Fetterman, Earth 2, the final reboot. It'll be on Netflix in Timberlake. He wears all white. Played by Trudeau. Final season doesn't mean bad things happen. It means this is when the hero wins.

The story is resolved and we live happily ever after. Okay. So like Donald Trump is going to be riding that velociraptor with the machine gun, like in those pictures, you know what I mean? Out of the eclipse to stop the rockets. Okay, can I just pause real quick and say, this is actually really crazy. The rockets are called APEP and they're being fired at the sun.

Is APEC an acronym for something or are they named after the god? I'm sure they made up an acronym for it. They're atmospheric perturbation around eclipse path rockets. They did that on purpose. Symbolic evil. If I can take my tinfoil hat off.

No. He's not really called Apep. It's really called like Apopsis. Like Apep is not really the name. Okay. But Apep is close enough for me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Apepi or Apep.

I think it's a few different versions of this. Apep's the name. No, there's three different names. And the most common is like Apopsis. It's not Apep. Apophis. Yeah. Apophis.

That's Greek though. Apep. Apep is Egyptian. Apophis is Greek. Apophis. That's Greek though. Apep. Apep is Egyptian. Apophis is Greek. Same, same, same deity. Same God. He's also not a big deal in Egyptian mythology. Right.

He battles. Well, I, have you seen that movie? Gods of Egypt or whatever it was called? No. With, uh, it's where like, uh, I can barely remember the movie. Set steals the power of Ra or whatever. No, no, no. Not Ra of, uh.

Yes. That'd be Ra. Horus or Cyrus. No. Horus, I think. Horus is the hawk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he has the or cyrus no horace i think horace is the hawk yeah yeah yeah and he has like they made a movie about this where like the hot guy flies around and then he goes up to a chariot or something in space and like ra is there and chasing a giant

apophis or something yes that's correct that happens every day yeah this apophis eats the sun and then the sun it becomes it becomes nighttime and then every morning he gets defeated this is they made a movie this is like i do think that the sun causes it becomes nighttime, and then every morning he gets defeated. They made a movie. This is like, I do think that the sun causes disturbance feedback in CERN, so they're probably waiting for a moment to block out the sun. The moon has the magnetic torsion to it because of its makeup of iron,

so they could be using that as a shielding mechanism that they're putting rockets up to watch atmospheric disturbance while it's happening. I wonder what time they're firing CERN up. Are they waiting for that exact moment? they're 33 i don't know they have some weird time i think for all these things but uh they also found a ghost particle they call it in cern recently what's it called uh i think they call it the ghost particle just like they were looking for the higgs boson the god particle found it i've got supposedly yeah i got bad news for you

michael what so this is a simulation and we are just ancillary radio characters in the background when the main character is going on his adventure who's the main character i've trump probably do you just get to pick your guy when you start i think we're all the main guy trump's the main guy and like you know when you i mentioned this before it's like when you play fallout and you have post-apocalyptic radio with three dog and like we're three dog we're just in the background talking about stuff and the main character is out there somewhere listening. If this is a season like you're saying,

it would be Trump because the whole world shut down to destroy him. You need to meet the elves, my friend. And then you'll be singing a different song. I've been thinking about DMT and smoking DMT, but really about geometry and about the Kabbalah, about the tree of life, about the pattern, the way the energy flows around the tree of life and the Kabbalah and how if you can understand the language and they're

talking about this like ancient language god would make vibrational sounds and they would see shapes like cymatic shapes and then they'd write those shapes down and equate those shapes to the noise that they'd heard and that's their alphabet so like if you can memorize the sound meaning then when you go into the dmt realm and they show you all these these geometric shapes you know what it's saying oh okay wait michael have you met the elves i don't know what you're talking about um but ian that was kind of circuitous what you just said and at first i'm like okay this is even going full ian and then you actually ended up in the correct in a very smart place which you often do so i have to think about what you just said because that's really kind of interesting thank you for waiting till the last minute.

I'm like that shadow guy in Final Fantasy VI. If only when the mountain in the island is falling and you think everything's about to end, if you wait till the very last second, he jumps onto the ship with you and then he joins you for the rest of the game. There's a VI. That proves it.

Have you seen The Elves? It was actually three. I'm not going to talk about felonies on this show. Is it a felony? Yes. I mean, there's spiraling injunctive patterns. Well, I heard of a guy one time on a podcast. I read, Vice had an article about this.

A guy wrote about doing DMT, and he said that he met a purple woman. You can just Google it and find the article or whatever. And then, I don't know the full story. I can barely remember it. But he said, like, afterwards, he was talking to his friend who also had done DMT and he asked his friend what it was like. And he says, he often talks to his purple woman and the dude started freaking out. Cause he was like the purple one.

I met said she knew one of my friends. I can go on about this at length, but one of the things just completely, I'm not saying this as a mean to you, not even perspective is all these people who consume this or inhale this substance are having similar experiences and they don't have a scientific explanation of why because it's

very specific. Yeah. Extended state DMT is ongoing. Extended state DMT experience. Where people are put in beds and they put an IV drip DMT to put them in this state for hours. Many, many. I don't know the extent of it. if this is like you know have you seen uh in rick and morty's playing roy you know it's it's a fairly common scientific science fiction theme but they go to they basically go to

space david busters and they play a game called roy where you put on this headset and then you live a full normal monday life and then he like he lives to be 80 and then dies and then you live a full normal mundane life. And then he like, he lives to be 80 and then dies and then takes off the helmet. And he's like, I'm Roy, I'm Morty. And hey, you just bought, you sold guns to, like he comes back to him. What if that's all it is? And when you take DMT,

you're basically forcing the headset off. And so like everyone's sitting around you and you're playing this video game and then all of a sudden your headset's coming off. Like, whoa, what are you doing? What are you doing? All you see is like binary. You see electrical current. You're like, this is making no And then all of a sudden your headset's coming off like, whoa, what are you doing? What are you doing? All you see is like binary. You see electrical current.

You're like, this is making no sense. But if you understand what the impulses actually are telling the machine to tell you, then you can like read the current. I think it dissolves a veil between this and whatever else is out there. I haven't done DMT, but I've spent many years doing a lot of other things. And on some of those things, I was in other places, whether it was more pattern based places or places with kind of like machine elves but i don't think i'd call them that from the descriptions

i heard of machine elves but i think you just are able to trespass into a place you're not usually allowed in and if you're lucky you come back what say you michael well said thank you well i think you're already in there yeah but you don't maybe allowed like, cause it'll try and twist your brain away from it. Your brain's got this built in like defense mechanism where it doesn't want to see it almost where it's like, you got to ignore that part of it for now to survive. It's also like trying to explain a cube to a two dimensional being. Right.

Interesting. Yep. Well, the stories I've heard are that there are demons who will offer you the deal. I've heard that from some people that they've been approached by entities who will say i'll give you access to great knowledge and there's there's there's it's a deal accept the deal yes what do i get you get all these great things what do you want exchange don't worry about it that's the general idea that multiple people have told me that in different people who don't know each other who who are but these are people who are Christian and have also done DMT.

Yeah. So you think that, are you going to say something cool? I was going to say, on the other hand, there are people who think that once you break that veil, you can become kind of a so-called chiropractor of reality and kind of nudge things into the way that they're supposed to be. What does that mean? Like, like Neo in the Matrix? Kind of. So you can like bend reality like you can bring berenstein bears back well no just kind of like if things are wrong like you're you have you're empowered to kind of you know shift them and have them in a more positive and aligned direction what if it was always berenstein bears but then the large hydrogen collider shattered reality a little bit and then it's like turn the

a into an e and now we're all just supposed to accept it i just had this actually happen over like yesterday i was with my friend uh michael uh wolf who's a strength coach uh and he has a dog and his dog looks like yeah the dog's name's chops great dog and i had remembered and i i still have no explanation for this that he had done a dna test on the dog the dog is very big and has a great dame coloration it's like black on the back with a white chest and white feet that it was part uh some kind of retriever part rhodesian ridgeback even though there's no ridge on the back something else and there's no great dane and he goes i've never had this dog dna tested i go i don't know any other dog that looks like a great dane i don't have

that many dog friends i'm positive we had this conversation because it was so odd that this dog is not park right and goes i i don't want to know what he is i mean he's clearly partly great dane like what and i i'm like am i in another reality like i have no explanation do you think sometimes false memories come from dreams you don't rethink yeah or it could be some kind of sliding like like you know like right the very thin i don't know shifting from something else you said sliding yeah uh i have no explanation for this you just reminded me that alistair crowley also summoned a demon on crowley crowley sorry i like crowley sounds so much better holy yeah thank you i just lost an auction for one of his signed books someone paid 11 grand for it so oh my goodness do you know what i'm talking about though when he summoned the demon on april 8th which is the same day they're doing all this stuff

what the no i don't know this he claims to talk to a demon for three days uh i'll look it up it's called divorce court what if what if what if the reality is um uh the higher power be it whatever you'd like to call it does play an active role in the universe but we can't perceive it when it happens i think that's true and we all shift along with it i think that's true we are part pieces of the universe right we are all comprised of the matter of the universe we eat it it becomes us we we true we are pieces of the universe right we are all comprised of the matter of the universe we eat it it becomes us we we our bodies are of it so if there is a shift to the whole universe we are component we shift along with it yeah but we're also changing the universe with our own shape so like if we're like part of the membrane of reality that's vibrating and

causing the shapes as we know it not only is the universe vibrating and causing us to change shape we are influencing that vibration with our behavior and then causing the shapes as we know it. Not only is the universe vibrating and causing us to change shape, we are influencing that vibration with our behavior and then causing the entire subsystem or macro, whatever you want to call it, super system to change. Tim, can you admit, sorry, just ask me quickly. Can I admit? Can you acknowledge, this isn't a gotcha question.

I don't know how, it sounded like a gotcha question, but your life and what you're doing with this show in a way is indistinguishable if life was a simulation and you're like a video game. Like it's kind of insane what this show is, right? Like presidential candidates come here, you just talk to them, blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean?

I mean, that must be a simulation, I guess. It's indistinguishable. It's just so crazy if you sit down and think about it. But the reality is also this, like, isn't that just life? You know what I mean? Sure, sure. We've talked about before,

even before the show and just life in general, you have these weird synchronicities you find yourself in like you know throughout my whole life there's been just weird moments that like how is this happening meeting curvana gets widow or something like this it means a lot to me you know i want one thing that i i've told this story before when i was when i was like 15 i was watching a skate video and i was making fun of these skateboarders to my friends who were standing behind me. We were watching, we're like, ah, these people are losers. And then like two months, two months later, I met them and then I felt really bad. And I was like, they were really nice to me and they were cheering me on and they were

giving me high fives. And all my friends were sitting there like they knew that I was like this little, you know, just this little dick on the internet. Right. And then, but, but here's the thing I thought to myself i was like wow that's really embarrassing i feel bad because these are actually cool kids like these are cool people we should skate together and then when i was like 18 a similar thing happened where my friends were all hanging out we watch a skate video and i'm like this is the stupidest thing i was like that person's so goofy looking and then like a year

later they showed up to a skate park i was at and they were like hey cool nice to meet you and i was like these are the nicest people and then at that point i'm like 19 and i was like i will never disparage another stranger again that yeah that lasts five minutes in that way though for no reason like just trying to be a snarky cool kid who thought i was better and i was going to insult people i found if i got a reason to insult you i would if you can criticize people accurately and you still can maintain kindness, you're not hateful about it, they want to be around you.

Even if you think they're your opponents, if you're accurate in your criticism, they hear you, they'll come to you. If it comes from a place of kindness, people talk about having a case of the Mondays. Last Monday, I was flying to New York and the worst way to wake up

is when you're on a flight and you hear the person directly behind you on the plane scream someone please help me and I look and he had his hands around the person next to him throat and I don't know if it's a function of I've watched too many YouTube airplane

freakouts I'm like okay cool this is happening and my first thought was should I film it yes and then I'm like if I film it should I yell out world star yes but there was no part of it? And then I'm like, if I film it, should I yell out world star? But there was no part of me that's like, I'm in trouble. Like I knew this isn't how I die. And it was really weird to have that knowledge.

And it's a spoiler alert just to ruin the story. The guy's mom was having a seizure and she wasn't breathing and she's fine. I'd never seen someone have a seizure before. It's very disturbing because it was like a mannequin. Like her face was completely blank. It was, I've never seen anything like it before since. It's important to PSA to the general public. I went to, what do you call it? There was like a fundraiser event

and it was a politician who was raising money for epilepsy awareness. And he's had movies made people think that a seizure is a guy screaming and shaking yeah yeah and he was like uh often a seizure will be you're in the middle of talking to someone and they just stop talking and then everyone's like snapping their fingers like hey are you still there and they're not answering you and then they just all of a sudden go right back into their sentence and that and people will laugh and be like, ha ha, that was so silly,

not realizing this person could have just died. Yeah, yeah. So people need to understand that too. They rebooted. And by the way, IWAS is the entity that Crowley talked to on April 8th. How do you spell that? A-I-W-A-S-S.

Okay. IWAS. I think that's how you say it. I said Crowley wrong, so who knows? Well, I don't know about all that, but we do have some conspiracy theories for you that we should get into now we have this from the daily mail ex-national security advisor john bolton we trust him warns russia is very likely behind havana syndrome and fears it's being used as energy weapon as he claims it isn't being taken

seriously as soon as john bolton comes out and claims it's russia i immediately say it's probably not but the uh the story is that 60 Minutes ran this. They ran a story where they said they had a whistleblower claiming that Russia has energy weapons. They park cars near U.S. intelligence agents, domiciles or places of work. And they the people report hearing things like a marble rolling down steel or a ringing. And then all of a sudden, over a period of time, they start becoming dizzy. They they they their brain can't process stairs anymore. They become light sensitive and have to wear special glasses.

One woman said she went to the doctor and got a brain scan. And the doctor said there are holes in your brain like that have just developed like rather rapidly so the question is does do russian spies have weapons to scramble the brains of this isn't the first time i heard something like this because i know there are these compilations of people and i know judge judy is one of them where like there's newscasters or like prominent personalities and they're talking and then they just and like their mouth doesn't't work. And if you look up these clips, look up Judge Judy forgets how to talk. And it's not a stroke.

And there's like, this happens, there's like a lot of these videos that I've seen. This Havana syndrome has been around since I think the 70s, whenever they were, this is where it comes from, Havana, Cuba. And they purportedly were experimenting on American troops. I've seen this this this isn't a

sliding door one of those yeah no but the title is not good no but judge judy uh forgets how to speak shout out to judge judy i i mean the russians could be doing it but this totally doesn't sound like anything we do to ourselves yeah i think first answer to the question you asked him do they have probably they do have the tech and makes me think that we also have the tech when when you come when your government warmongers come out and tell you that the enemy has a weapon, that probably means that you have the weapon and have been using it. It just so happens that the people they want us to not like are doing something

bad. Is this it? Judge Judy makes noise and speaks shiverish? You know we're doing it the whole time. I know we are. I think I'm gonna do this. Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling. No, this is just... That is certainly not it. That is her just insulting people. So yeah, I've not heard this.

But you think they're firing energy weapons at people on TV to mix them up in the middle of their communication? I don't know what it is. Could it be that Jim Carrey was given the powers of God and is just getting revenge on his enemies? I heard he put on this mask on his hand. On his hand, yeah. And then it took over his body

and you can only imagine where it went from there. I think it called the hand the best part about that is michael is that when we clip this segment out of the main show people have no idea what you are to be like what a sick mind he has that that that mask just went on auction last week oh real mask yes and during that auction i won uh one of the lament configurations from one of the Hellraiser movies and Lord Fornicus' orb from Cabin in the Woods. And they're both going into my bedroom where they belong. But the mask, you just, was just out of your... I just started listening. I can't find this thing you're referring to.

I'll look for it, I'll look for it. I just started listening to the Hellraiser book. But there's like video compilations of news anchors who just break down and can't talk? Yes. That sounds like Bruce Almighty. Sounds like Mitch McConnell. Yeah, I mean, people are just having strokes.

But they've been developing weapons like this for decades. You said 70s. She's calling it a mini-stroke. Mini-stroke? She's calling it a mini-stroke. And then there's a CNN one. CNN host suffers a stroke on air. I can see some of us will be dehydrated up there.

Ian, how many times have you done this show? Have us will be dehydrated up there. I don't. Ian, how many times have you done this show? Have you ever been dehydrated that you don't know how to talk? I'm not. We all want that, Ian. Insert derogatory term. I'm not one of them. No, no.

I'm health-based first. But night after night after night, you're getting, she's Judy, who's probably in her 50s or 60s. She's not doing it live. You think that she does it for like an hour a day. But maybe with the hot lights too.

This might have been halogen lighting too. There's someone in the crowd with a machine making her stop talking. I can't find the video of this. I can see the story. If you go to YouTube and look, I found it. There's like a million of them. So they didn't scrub it after the news came out

of the brain holes machine? Hold on. Oh, wow. The Savannah Syndrome thing's been around recently. Beginning of 2017 2017 more people i'll find a compilation uh news the one lady said that her her like cell phone battery was about to explode from her really yeah i can only i can only find videos of her talking about having had a mini stroke but i can't find any videos of it so this is like the havana syndrome medical

condition reported by us and canadian government officials and military personnel primarily in overseas locations reported symptoms range from ringing in the ears cognitive dysfunction and pain and they were first reported in 2016 it sounds like high-tech attack weaponry totally possible that we all have uh this technology yeah and it was tested overseas on purpose because they didn't want to do it in baltimore and then we also take into account that cbs is reporting on this and i was thinking about tim and talking about thinking about gilman's amnesia and this is a great example of it like cbs 60 minutes just a little bit ago got uh in trouble for the deceptively editing the moms for liberty interview so you're going to know that they're bad with that why would anyone trust this because it seems like they're just getting

intel so i'm an officer so a boat crashes into one of two support columns taking out the uh one of the largest ports in the country and disabling east coast hazmat or crippling east coast hazmat transportation and within hours they go uh we didn't investigate but it's an accident there's no sign of terror nothing to see here they didn't literally say we didn't investigate they were just like come on you can't investigate in five hours right and but they came out and said no signs of terrorism it's just an accident and i'm like okay i can believe that that's fine that's fine that this ship at the right moment lost power at the right time kicked it on at the right time fully fully revved its engines forcing it to steer right into that

pillar and a lot of people think it's an accident fine but then within a couple days they come on back and also russia has magic weapon have i should say magic but russia has energy weapons that can fry holes in your brains and uh we should we should go to war with them also we're gonna say it on april 1st so it might maybe it's a joke also it might get lost it was the day before i can't believe they scrubbed this like there's all these articles about it but you can't find the video judge is this another mandela effect no but there's articles about judge judy suffered many stroke live on air but whatever it doesn't matter but not live not live it was live oh but she said she taped her shows but it's live on tape do you know i mean the air date i get you now the 60 minutes special about the havana syndrome

it all just seems like straight up propaganda to me they probably got lasers from orbit not lasers radio microwaves they give us like footage of a 15 mile police chase with a supposed russian spy who they supposedly give us his name and then they say he went back to russia and then now they how would this energy weapon work like if i can't have any precision if you're, like, inside a building and I'm pointing something at you. It depends on the frequency and what the walls are made of. Well, maybe it's like those acoustic satellite things. Or not satellites, but those things on top of trucks to get rid of dispersed crowds. Oh, yeah.

And they direct a... Active denial systems. I forget what it's called, but it does, like, a high pitch or something to get rid of the whole crowd. But that doesn't target one person. It targets, like, a group of people. Right. My point is, like, if I want to take out Ian and not me and you and Tim and I'm outside in some van, that's really hard.

You'd have to triangulate beams into one location and pinpoint it on their brain or something like that. But it's called talking plasma. They have that technology too, where they can make you hear things. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. Teleport sound. So, but I think if we know that they can do the crowd dispersal thing i typically tend

to think that these evil people have access to technology i i agree with that right it's in broadly speaking right but holes in the brain sounds like a lot of work to do remotely well first thing i thought was if it was doing like a magnetic um frequency in the brain and creating a pattern it was like it like pushed open like magnetically pushed the brain open in areas and created divots kind of could have done that like bent the bent the mind right i wonder what holes in the brain even if that's like when i'm watching that and i'm seeing that lady talk about i'm like that could be propaganda right like she might not have even been told like babies in incubators that's iraq in the 60 minutes program they're like we talked to one uh person who we can't tell you his name nor the agency he works for and it's all just like everything seems like a narrative they created to scare people

we want you to be scared of russia because we're going to war with russia soon and we need to muster up public support to this on 60 minutes putin can put holes in your brain did you see on drudge they're talking about putin's thing about using nukes nope yeah i mean to be fair putin is saying he wants these news i know but my point my point is like is that is that an argument to extend this war no he's saying he has to if you're the world leader and you have nuclear arms you got to say nuclear arms are on the table by the way yeah and you can't hug your family with nuclear arms unfortunately no you're right unless they have lead chests i will kill you myself like michael malice uh joke from from family guy i have no original and then adam carolla as

death kills her yes he does as death death was on a date and the girl goes you can't hug the world nuclear arms and he's like what are you talking about and he just leans over and touches her and she dies yeah okay that was his deal with peter whatever he's struggling to pick up this chick at the cafe but then she says a whole bunch of things about eating meat. And he's like, what are you talking about? Animals kill each other all the time. She's like, animals don't have war. That's why we shouldn't eat them.

And he's like, what do you mean? They kill each other all the time. And she's like, and nuclear arms? You can't hug your family with nuclear arms. And then he just touches her hand. And she just dies. This is the animal kingdom. Great segue to World War III.

The animal kingdom bypasses war. I mean, World War III is coming. It war three genocide on itself we've been in it yeah there there are uh there's been articles for a year now that we're in world war three we've been in since 9-11 there's been articles for a year getting people used to the idea we just gotta we gotta admit that we're the aggressors that's what we gotta look at if we're gonna talk about world war three the united states aggressed it and started it in 20 in 2001 when they went into afghanistan that was insane well we got it we world war three this may come as a surprise to you but the world existed before you were born yeah but i mean we could go back but like the end maybe the world war ii never ended they just created a cold war for a while and

then they now they're they're back like we were in iraq i think we should nuke germany i agree with you we were uh and world war ii we. We were in Iraq, Desert Storm. We weren't mobilized for military, like global war until 2001. That's not true, dude. The whole world mobilized behind the US. You could have had a world war before 2001, stupid. Ian, I think because you lived 9-11,

you have 9-11 PTSD. 9-11 gave the US carte blanche to declare war on the world basically and anyone that wasn't with us we had that already though we had that because like you think about eisenhower with the military industrial complex he saw things happening and when was coalescing and when was the last declaration of war world war two world war two must be world yeah so what do you you always bring this up it's like oh 9-11 did i'm like dude we were they were doing these things well before 9-11 was just another major component of it with vietnam was pretty horrific there was nothing

you want to talk about declaring war the gulf of tonkin incident was a false flag the u.s used just by entering the vietnam war done by jim morrison so it could be like what do we call world war one two and three is all just one protracted hundred years war but started in 1916 but the reality is sort of 1913 with the Federal Reserve Act. We draw these distinctions because the world is always in a state of conflict. It's just to varying degrees. And the last hundred years has been global.

And then after this next great war, whatever it actually becomes, when it goes fully hot and international, there will be an effort to create a new world order, as George H.W. bush said in the late 80s early 90s and they will try to use the conflict to justify a singular global authority for law enforcement and they got the information whether intentionally or otherwise during covid how much americans would put up with right and the answer is a lot. Yes. Totally right. The global citizens as well.

But yeah, Americans particularly, because that's the, the bastion of freedom. Yeah. We turned our neighbors in quickly in this country. I sure did. I mean,

the general way. No, no, I did because they were fat and they were old. Get them out of here. You're making me look bad. They were. Remember that bill in New York?

They're trying to pass for like, we can come to your house and take you out. If you're a threat to the health of your community is that a thing they didn't pass it but they've been trying to pass it for years and then it came back during covid what if trump wins he begins the mass deportation efforts democrats along with their international cohorts begin producing a mass propaganda campaign of people being loaded onto trains and buses and put in cages and they say that trump is enacting a second holocaust justifying an international response which spirals into a world war three

which results in the u.s having some kind of international force against it where it loses let's get even before we even get to that i don't think anyone watching this has a doubt that if donald trump tries to do this. Kathy Hochul, New York state's governor, Gavin Newsom, governor of California, would not mobilize their National Guard, whatever it is, to defy the federal government. I think that's a given. Can we not agree on that? They would not. They would.

It's their state. They would. It's their state's right to do the inverse of what Abbott did. Yes, they would absolutely do. They go, you are not coming here. We are protecting these people from your evil Donald Trump Nazism. And then they would muster up support from foreign countries. The U.S. will be gutted and destroyed.

Everything Donald Trump has done will be propagandized as the second Hitler. Yes. And then they will use that as justification for a new world order. The liberal economic order created after World War II to stabilize the planet was not strong enough. And this will be the creation of, it won't be overnight that there is a one world government. It will be that the UN gets law enforcement and policing powers within the jurisdictions of other countries at their own discretion. Here's the other point I had to make is people don't appreciate that if the Republicans don't have like huge majorities in both houses, Mitch McConnell or the Mitch McConnell successor doesn't care about President Trump. So if there's that if the republicans don't have like huge majorities in both houses mitch mcconnell or

the mitch mcconnell successor doesn't care about president trump so if there's another impeachment mitch mcconnell if there was a third impeachment in mitch mcconnell's majority leader trump would be removed yeah because he'd be like we don't need this guy i would get the 60 60 votes 67 votes in two seconds yeah true there's 17 republicans for sure who would vote for another impeachment if the party sat them down. We've definitely got to maintain control of the world. We need like of our country, basically, because if like if the United States loses control, the global bankers, this new world order will be like, see, nations couldn't couldn't handle themselves. And it caused too much global war. There would be a world court, not like the recur recurrent one but like a really one with muscle behind it a world army that it would be absolute madness in australia i've heard recently they're they're now removing atms they're going

cashless they're attempting to go cashless by 2030 in australia yep and bank is it because of the environment is that what they're saying i don't know yet but i think the hole in the they're saying it's demand they're saying people don't use banks to pull cash anymore. Oh, my God. Everything's digital, so without demand, there's no reason. The next step is the handshake. Remember when Alex Jones was crazy? What's that?

Remember when Alex Jones was crazy for talking about this? Shout out to Amy Dangerfield, who just did an expose on it yesterday, part one of three. Check out Amy Dangerfield on YouTube. It's terrifying. This is on The Australian? Yeah, in Australia. And then they're denying it. News has been like, oh, no, no, that was a...

The screenshot, was it fake? That's not really happening everybody that's freaking out but what so what they want now then the mark of the beast i think is the actual microchip uh to buy and sell stuff without cash that's obvious and if the power goes out i don't think it'll be a microchip what do you think it's gonna be your phone yeah why would you need the microchip enough people would be like averse to the idea. People are addicted to their phones. It's a tracking device. Look at Hasan and that whole thing that happened with him where his viewership declined. And then he went on this like depressive tirade.

Hasan who? Hasan Piker. Oh, okay. He's the most prominent leftist streamer. His viewership drops and he's posting horrible things. And like, oh, I can't believe this. And he was threatening self-harm and things like that. Really? Wow.

How long did he Dylan Mulvaney's himself but but so the son i got you bro the issue is people are addicted to the likes they get the machine was built addictive on purpose that uh 10 years ago twitter had been talking about getting rid of the retweet counter and the light counter yes they knew that it was creating this addiction and they keep it why it's a control mechanism to keep people addicted they have to get the social validation people will march in lockstep with the government the government says jump because they want to make sure they get those clicks so elon buying twitter is great turning in tax but if the if the lockdowns happened and we already saw this half measure with with twitter and Facebook and YouTube. You could not ask questions.

You could not. You could say very little without being removed because they wanted to make sure they control the opinion. And there were people who knew exactly what was going on, but were concerned. If I say the wrong thing, they will delete my channel so uh shout out to the anti sjws of the 2010s who for some reason vanished off the face of the earth or started claiming that they were leftists why they got scared they would lose their like machine and they didn't want to get banned and they were crazy to get scared no but they're cowards sure yeah but not they were they were right to be scared yeah and it's it's it's unfortunate it's the way you deal with fear is what makes you you get to decide are you are you a coward or are you

gonna go face the fear shout out to chris raygon for deleting his video punch a nazi do you ever see this one oh he deleted it he it's removed i think he turned it private so you can only find it by watching people who looking at videos of people who re-uploaded it how long did it take him for him to uh i think it was only up for a couple for a year or two or something i'm not entirely sure but for those that don't know this is a video where it's a it's a it's like an it's like a weird al style version parody where he took the song paparazzi by lady gaga and wrote a song called punch a nazi and the joke of the song is that it's about a guy who everyone everywhere is a nazi no matter what they're doing and it's it's a it's a hilarious takedown of this

this this this mass formation psychosis and then i guess some leftists were like you're helping nazis so he took it down it's it's remarkable i thought it's the other way around yeah oh god no he got he apparently many people have said he got scared and so he took it down and he's staying away from politics and and culture and stuff is that the guy from comtown no cool name though oh oh i don't know. I'll look it up. Is it spelled the way I think it is? It's Chris something.

I thought, okay. No. No. Oh, this is the guy with the girlfriend who was red-pilled, right? He was dating Lacey Green. Yeah, that's the one. And she was a feminist.

Mullen, Stavros. Nick Mullen. Okay. There were a bunch of... Sorry, I got confused. In the 2010s, there were a bunch of anti-SJW. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And many of them are now anti-Trump. They stay out of politics. They're terrified. Some of them have denounced other people. They're absolutely terrified to be involved. I understand the fear of talking about politics. I get it. I feel that fear every day when I come on this show

and try and be honest or choose honesty in this realm. But you have to face it. If you don't, they're going to do it for you and they're not going to do it for you. Do you know what Ayn Rand said? I'm not brave enough to be a coward. But here's my question. what is what are people scared of and and you can comment and you can chat and tell me genuinely i can understand the obvious i have kids i can't lose my job plainly obvious like genuine like what are people you

know what it is it's imagine being in the 60s and coming out to your parents right now imagine you're your parents are blue-pilled and they have a view of Trump. And you're like, you know what? I don't think Trump's so bad. For them, you're basically a crazy person as their son. That's not a minor consideration. But what's the fear though? But the fear is that they're gonna be kicked out of the house,

that they're gonna be regarded as an outgroup by their loved ones. For a lot of people, their family's their mechanism of support. Like I wouldn't want, like if my sister was like vaccinating her or giving the kids boosters every five minutes, and I was skeptical about that, I want to see my nephews. That's a huge deal. Yeah.

I think what Michael's saying is, like, the soft launch of the social credit system. Yeah. And then the government wants to adopt that and then own it and then destroy everyone's lives, which is why's in australia is terrifying i think people are afraid of losing the money and the family like i i think that there is a decent probability that the future the timeline we are on is trump wins they accuse him of being hitler international outcry civil conflict the united states resulting in the destruction of the constitutional republic the narrative that trump was a hitler 2.0 they start destroying our like our version of events the truth basically they start pushing propagandistic worldviews they start releasing

information that's that's just falsified to justify why trump is bad and then in 50 years there's a one world legal authority and this country has no borders they're newcomers they're citizens and undocumented citizens i think there's a strong possibility that's the timeline i don't agree do you think i think it's a possibility but i i i have i'm not saying it's absolute i'm saying no i got you i am far more hopeful about the future of this country what do you see no i'm talking about the world like what i i understand what i i think if they had their druthers this would happen tomorrow like there's no question about but what like what does the world do in response to a trump

like a trump 100 administration he goes and he does exactly what he said he's going to do and he does it all he fires he schedule f's he cuts off the foreign wars he brings the troops back but there's so many ifs there that, I mean, if Trump was what they were saying Trump was, we wouldn't be where we are in 2024. Where would it be? I don't know, but it certainly, it would be a completed,

unrecognizable country from where we ended up. I also think when you ask the world what they're going to do, I think the whole world's on fire in their own ways. We were just talking about Belgium before. It's like they're almost too distracted i mean they could do the whole like anti jordan peterson thing and not worry about their bed and then go worry about the rest of the world which is a lot of people on the left might do and a lot of the people in the

politics right now in general but i don't know if the playing the hitler card is going to work as well as it did last time and now we're seeing like michael rapaport come around like i don't know do you think that's going to be as effective i think it would be if you're actually rounding up people on mass which none of us have seen in our lifetime they can say with a straight face this is unprecedented where's it going to stop next it's going to be gay people they're going to say right and then everyone's going to be like okay this this isn't just him on twitter this is something really happening and it's very easy to make this country proud. Newcomers has actually become adopted by them.

More and more, Democrats are calling illegal immigrants newcomers. That's so smart of them. People underestimate how smart the Democrats are at branding. Is it wise? That's why I keep saying criminal alien. That's why I said stop saying illegal immigrant, push back.

They're criminal aliens. Do newcomers have a color on that flag yet? We should. We should promote that. For purity. No, no. They take the little triangle and put a sombrero on it. You know what?

Yes. Whenever I listen to you guys, anybody really talk about a potential future, my brain goes through contingencies. Well, okay, check. That's okay. Next step. Next step. So I'm listening to you, Tim, talk about Trump gets elected. Okay.

Green light. Next step. He starts rounding up. Immediate red light. That will not work. If he starts rounding people up, game over. What does that mean? Game over.

The entire country will dissolve into civil war. But foreign corporations will take over. So we can't let that. We got to somehow change his tactics. But it won't be overnight. Trump will, he'll begin the process. I'll announce the deportation of criminal aliens. You will then start to see customs and border protection get heavy handed.

There will be either a manufactured or accidental mass death incident at the border. This is one thing that I fear considering you just had, they released the migrants who literally attacked National Guard who are armed and the Republicans are seeking authorization for the use of lethal force on the border. And we know the cartels doing the human smuggling are armed as well. We are dangerously close to an armed conflict at the border. Democrats will frame it as Trump ordering innocent refugees and asylum seekers to be killed or something like that as you mentioned california new york probably illinois and and michigan probably will say this is insane we refuse we will not participate and then trump's going to say something like the federal government has

supremacy and we will go in and be deporting these criminal aliens here's the thing california arizona and new mexico all have Democrat governors. Right. The governor of New Mexico is a complete loon who was the one who tried to unilaterally just ban guns. Yeah. So with not a big fan of the Constitution,

even though I think with Cenk Uygur was like, this is crazy. So he was on my show. I asked him that question. So if you have that border over there with these hardcore lefties, Gavin Newsom certainly is.

I know Katie Hobbs, how hardcore she is. But point being, that is a huge chunk of our border that's under control of people who are taking their orders from higher ups. You know what else is over there? Higher ups, excuse me. China.

And I'm just saying that because what would happen is you'd have foreign involvement if there was some sort of disturbance in the American way of life. And George Soros money. Yeah, China would enter the conflict by offering material support. Of course you should be allowed

to have our illegal refugees in your state, California. Let us help you. Trudeau in Canada, who knows what he's going to do. He has limited support, but it's important. I just read today, I think it was Alex Jones tweeted it, that the northern border is wide open and the Chinese are running military drills with the Canadians. Yep. Is that true? Yes.

I don't know. I read it out. And this was a couple of years ago, the story that there were the chinese military was running was running drills in canada so what canada probably offers the chinese is a a a staging position so whatever support you're going to be offering to the united states can be can be brought in north of you know near vancouver or something it could very well be that we are being squeezed like a bet like a big bet they're going to squeeze us into economic cowardice subversion where we have to bow down and say, yes, thank you, please, so I can get my bank account. And then forced military where they're like, yo, we have troops on your northern border.

Now bow. Which is why everyone should be in Bitcoin. I mean, you look at COVID and you look how most countries behaved and the U.S. was the most defiant. They were. We were so weren't very defiant right even though we were the most we still had a long ways but it's because a big country and you got you know red states that were passively and then actively defined and you have blue states that were totally on board yeah if donald trump begins his mass deportation operation then blue

states will immediately like it that's that's that's the snowball falling off the cliff but even before we even get to that, I think Thomas Sowell always talks about there's no answers, there's no solutions to political problems, there's only trade-offs. Again, people have this idea

that if you criticize Trump in any way, you have TDS, right? And if you have any praise for Trump, you're a Trump supporter. One of the big trade-offs if Trump gets reelected as president, I don't think people appreciate to what extent these blue state governors are going to go off the rails in terms of legislation. Because they'll have every incentive to be like, I'm the one standing up to Trump the most.

And who knows what they're going to push. Yeah. And so, you know, my fear, I talked about this a couple weeks ago, is that we get to the point with like the migrants storming the border where people on the right say to themselves there is no government anymore yes there there is no law enforcement protecting us cbp is now known to be trafficking children into sex slavery insanity and at a certain point they just say we've got to protect our own community because no one else will i'm starting to think they're gonna let trump win and they're gonna let him govern and let him enrage the population yes they're gonna let him make a villain of himself they're not gonna kill cnn would love it they're gonna make the villain of him they're gonna try yeah they're gonna they're gonna encourage it along oh yeah yeah look at these out of context photos

and how many republicans would stick their necks out for him very few no not when it comes to deportation i don't think so look at george floyd after after the george floyd incident every conservative and you know what was most shocking to me is I can forgive people looking at the George Floyd thing and then everyone being like, you know, initially when the George Floyd thing happened, every conservative was like, this is horrible. No, we condemn this. The left screaming cops are racist and the right backed off. Support for BLM peaked around like 53% of the population right after that. The riots happened and it dropped dramatically. The most shocking thing to me was, to this day, you will still find conservatives who say things like, look at the Ahmaud Arbery case.

That proves we're not racist. There are conservatives that celebrate the imprisonment of the three, the McMichaels and that guy was, I think his name was Brian. I'm not sure. Going to prison for the Ahmaud Arbery as if that that proves conservatives aren't racist and for those that don't know the ahmed arbery case is a travesty of justice it was an unfortunate incident ahmed arbery is sad that he died but the narrative that three white guys decided to lynch a black man who was jogging is the most psychotic fabrication ever fabricated hold on by that logic jesse smollett never happened

yeah are you are you going to tell me that's a conspiracy theory too tim pole certainly but imagine if republicans were demanding justice for jesse yeah right yeah this is what ahmed arbry is a guy who is on who is a suspect in a burglary where there's video evidence the police said this is our suspect two guys saw theary where there's video evidence. The police said, this is our suspect. Two guys saw the suspect who had been told to them by police and shown a picture. Now, cops told him not to go after him and they shouldn't have, but they did. And then the guy, the third guy who just filmed it, went to prison, too. And there are conservatives who are like, see, you know, it was someone on the show like four or five months ago who was like, well, look, we got Arbery, right? See, like we we we we we believe in justice and i was like what we didn't get that one right those

guys should not be in prison there was a concern there was a republican who was justice for jesse and i'm not joking and that was dr oz he had just on his show and was like look at this blah blah blah and and then every there's still plenty of republicans like i'd rather have him in the senate than federman what was this what was this justice for was it like hey so tell us all about how you didn't lie about getting lynched no this was all like before it came out he was just he couldn't get him on tv fast enough we're gonna go to super chat so if you have a country are you glad i was lost by the way to federman i donate money federman yeah federman smash that like button subscribe to this channel share the show with your friends head over to timcast.com click join us

because the members only show is going to be based AF and you want to watch it. So that'll be up around 10 p.m. But for now, we will read your super chats. Clint Torres, of course, the first which is saying, howdy, people. Tim, great 4 p.m. segment. I've shared it as much as I can. I hope as many young folks as possible can watch it. That was the one where I talked about the woman who wanted to end herself because she had no uh she had no she was depressed and whatever she also got a psychotic therapist that should be

excommunicated and lose their license just telling her that there's no hope watch the documentary on the blue zones you know blue zones are no it's where people live to be over a hundred and there's japan yeah japan's got one i think italy has one and what there's one scene that's really great and it's been a long time since I've seen it, so I'm probably getting it wrong, but it's something like there's like a 90-year-old Japanese guy chopping wood, and they ask him, why are you chopping wood? You're 90.

And he says, what? If I don't do it, who will? Yeah. One of the main components they found in all the blue zones as to why people live so long is that they have to. Because there's a job that must be done that they must do. Purpose. Yep.

And so you have a 28 year old with no purpose and she wants to die. The time in a person's life where death is actually one of the more common, if not the most, is retirement. Retirement age is when a lot of people start, their health rapidly declines and then they end up dying. Can I speak to this?

Because especially for males, I can't speak for females. 26 to 29 is often a very difficult time because by that age, a lot of your friends have paired off. They start having kids. You don't know who you are. You know, you're going to make it yourself. I had a friend I was just talking to. He's obviously not that young.

I shouldn't say obviously. And if you're that age and you don't know what your purpose is and you're kind of floundering around, which is very, very emotionally tough to deal with, take an aptitude test, right? Take that test and you'll see like what your brain is wired, like people in certain industries, and you're going to learn something about yourself and you might find your purpose that way. It's worth a shot.

It's going to take you 10 minutes. Is there one in particular you like? No, but I took it in college and it said I should be either a broadcaster or serial killer. And I ended up being both. Nice. Nice job, dude.

Congratulations. Thank you. Michael is the third volume of Inverted World, actually. end up being both. Nice. Nice job, dude. Congratulations. Thank you. Michael is the third volume of Inverted World, actually. I've been shadowing him. Let's grab some more. All right. Buford says, Tim should talk about the group that runs it all. Yeah, the Illuminati.

Interesting. Let's do it. That's right. Illuminati. That's, of course, who he's referring to. Yeah. No one else. For sure.

Yeah. Anyway. Who are those illuminated souls? Tim Jakes says, are you cracking into the pizza finally? Yeah. Is that okay? Absolutely. I thought you were going to eat it earlier.

No, I was going to be respectful to the show. Yeah. Just make sure you push the mic away as you're chewing. Can you actually eat it through the Trudeau mask? What, for people with mesophonia? It drives me crazy. It's April Fool's, though. All right.

All right. Tim Jakes says, the last survivor of the uss uss arizona when it sunk at pearl harbor passed away today louis louis conter lieutenant commander retired was 102 rest in peace sir wow rest in peace let's go damn dame says i was promised hillary clinton i guess i'll settle for the thought leader mr mal. Malice. Hillary Clinton. April Fool's. My body counts better than hers. I don't suspect.

Jason Dixon says, please tell Michael Christ is king. Get triggered. Anarchists don't believe in kings. Thank you. This is mine. I feel like it is. Andrew Schultz tried to pull this with me. It's monarchy propaganda.

Trying to get people to bow down to their lord who happens to be the king. The idea that I'm anti-Christian or don't like Christ is some of this weird kind of narrative that, not me specifically, it's this weird narrative that's taking place on the internet and it's completely untrue. That you are or that people in general? Jewish people. Oh yeah. Have they heard of Jews for Jesus?

Well, I mean, that's a whole other story. But it is the weird thing where there are people who think saying Christ is king will trigger people. Yeah. It just makes me feel like people are subservient to the monarchy and they don't realize it. Or that I don't think people should become better Christians. I know personally many people who found Christ and became better husbands, better dads, better friends. All right. Great. I have a good one for you. Yeah. Jason Dixon says, Tim, please ask Michael. Great. I have a good one for you. Jason Dixon says, Tim, please ask Michael how he feels about cops being gay and doing crimes.

I don't know. I don't understand. You know the leftist meme, be gay, do crime? Yeah, I know. But I don't know about that. I don't know. I will say one thing. I have gotten a lot more sympathetic to cops in their jobs because if you watch police

body cam videos and the things that they have to put up with, it's like, okay, I get it. Like you see the guy chasing the other guy on PCP. No, I just mean just dealing with like Karen. Or just like typical idiots. The level of exhaustion trying to think about this, but in real life with dudes that you're pulling over in your car,

that level of fatigue must be like another one of these. It's worse than that. Didn't like Donut Operator talk about this where it's like he had to deal with some like trashy guy who was like causing problems. And then he immediately gets a call to a baby that was smashed by a semi truck or something. I don't know if that was him or I heard the story. Yeah, like you have to like imagine that the regular day of a cop, they're not surrounded by the nice, good people of their community. They're literally only going to the dregs of society. Rare rarely is a cop called because the cat is stuck in the tree they call the fire

they have to say sir or ma'am to these horrifically disgusting people who are berating them yep yeah my grandfather was a cop in this in new york city in the 70s and he was like my job was basically just to sit with a dead body every day he'd get called to another scene of a you know blood splattered living room just death constantly wow he he retired and became a funeral uh hearse driver wow so i guess something about it was cool all right the sig sig p says i sent shane a copy of the new right a few years ago michael put him on the spot and ask if he read it not yet but i did just start listening to uh the white pill oh that's better that's a better book the white pill yeah that must be darren shout out let's grab some more common sense fishing says i heard there was a federal mandate or law passed that all chicken flocks need to be registered

a youtube homesteader posted about it even small backyard flocks uncle sam won't even let you have chickens and live by the river i don't know i didn't hear that that sounds like dangerous territory and i propose a new amendment to the constitution number 27 repealing the 19th uh chickens to get off my lawn necessary to the security of a free state the right of the people to keep bear and breed chickens shall not be infringed well just just chickens have a poultry let's do it and water're right to collect rainwater. Let's do it.

You think I'm going to let turkeys in here? And ducks? Are turkeys considered poultry? I don't know, but chickens are based AF. You're so biased. You know, the cure for depression

is quite literally just backyard chickens. You know, Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird. Yeah. That would have been so cool. They're like velociraptors yeah if you've ever seen them in the wild they look disgusting they're weird garbage sat with one in south america about four three feet away and his

eyes dude i looked up at my grandma looking at him in the eyes but his talons i was like he could literally eviscerate me right now michael have you ever spent time just watching chickens yes they are quite hilarious yes there's not a single human i believe that could look at a chicken and watch them do chicken stuff and be upset yeah i don't understand it's the noise it's the five in the morning you hear the new rooster i love it that's like how this rooster screams i love it at 4 30 in the morning absolutely love it yes but i'm not talking about why i'm not talking i'll have what he's having i'm not talking about putting putting the rooster next to your house yeah i'm saying like when you watch chickens just like walking around and you throw in like a piece of fish and they play rugby

and they're just goofy little bodies or like one of our roosters we call mr mutton chops keeps escaping it's hilarious and then he gets scared he can't figure out how to get back in and you gotta help him they're like little morons they're just so funny I agree I'm a huge animal person they're hilarious you have we have so we put up a pond and already there are four toads in it and they've probably laid like 500 toads or frogs toads in the pond yes toads are terrestrial toads live in water frogs live in water Toads live in water. Frogs live in water.

Toads live in water. Toads live on land. That's why they call them toads. Toads live in water. I think that toads go both ways, guys. There's some that live in water. Marine toads are one example. But in America- Toads do not live in water as adults, but they require an unpolluted source of water to reproduce.

And the toads we have live in the water. What species are they? I believe they're American toads, and they're called American toads. But American toads we have live in the water what what species are they i believe they're american toads and they're called american toads american toads live on the land and uh but they breed in the water and so they're probably in the water right now just breeding yeah yeah okay so uh there's a spring that's when they breed and so there's and then they have tadpoles and they have uh toadlets toadlets yeah is that they're called well there's a whole bunch of them and we're very excited and they're hilarious.

See, the thing is- They're very cute. They're a different kind of hilarious because in the middle of the night, they scream louder than the roosters. Yeah, they have a crazy sound. And you hear, like, just for 10 minutes straight. Wow. And it's just wild.

And then we have the guy next door. He has a big pond and it is nuts. You'll probably hear this when you walk outside of the show. It is like frog Manhattan. Like peepers? Frog nightclub. Like the baby peepers or actual adult frogs? It's all toads, but they're all just making noises and partying, dude.

It's a nightclub. Can I say, are um looking for mates i don't want to say the word yeah i want to get down yeah yep yeah they're just screaming like let's bang they want i could there's a lot of ways you can say that they want to let's say it's for the after show i want to yeah no i want to get i want to get to the after show we got to get to the operation of eisenhower it's gonna blow your mind oh yeah the the two toads that were uh the one was laying eggs and the dude was on her back for two days straight. Yeah.

Two days. You know why? That's some tantrum. Because that way another dude can't mate with her. That's the dude. And the dude had his arms under her arms. Yeah, ladies. And she'd swim around and he was just latched to her back.

I'm not clingy. It's just in my nature. I'm not clingy. It was crazy because when I first saw the eggs i thought i thought someone threw like a lace into the pond and i ignored it because from far away it's like a black line yeah yeah and then we i saw the frog and i walked over and then i realized actually it was allison who noticed first like well i think those are eggs i was like you sure and then we looked we're like holy and there's an insane oh yeah like three spots of them everywhere and the female toad like never

stops laying eggs she's swimming around with the eggs coming out of her yeah weird wow yeah let's read some more super chats earth is awesome yeah earth is awesome we uh we put the pond in there specifically for toads and frogs biology too it's so much better than video games oh oh i might go on i've been on rogue and talked about deep sea stuff i could do this all day oh donation man god's mistakes yeah shout out to warren carlisle drunken ramblings with aaron says regarding the 4 p.m segment there was nothing more harmful than telling millennials we are each special and can do anything we want to do well we are specially different like snowflakes but that doesn't mean that you can't do anything you got to be a beast of a man or a woman what was it was it the boomers the first generation where the where the parent didn't teach their kid how to do a job or something was it the industrial revolution no

i think it's i think it's after the boomers yeah they got burned out on vietnam yeah just just be an artist that's the one anything i could have been yeah yeah yeah wow it used to be like son i'm gonna teach you how to do my thing and then it was i'm going to work go to school because the late 60s is when it became okay to tell your parents to go F yourself. I think that's when it switched. It's like, dad, you're... Commies. Being old became something to be embarrassed about as opposed to a source of wisdom.

Older, excuse me, not even old. It's that line from The Simpsons where Abe is like, I used to be... Then they changed what it was. Now what it is is scary. And it'll happen to you too. It just keeps getting different. It happened to the simpsons all right true uh katarina stacy says a suggestion for the 1000th episode tim does the entire episode

in the style of donald trump anytime he slips up each irl member puts five dollars into a pot which tim doubles the end for a worthy cause what episode number are we on? Sounds like an extortion racket. 994. Oh, wow. That's amazing. It's coming up. So who's going to be 1,000? Donald Trump. Yeah. He'll love that, too.

So that's next Tuesday. Oh, I thought we were 947. See you next Tuesday. 997. Let's see if I can pull up who's next Tuesday. Maybe it won't be Trump if it's next Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Hitler! Yeah, bring him back.

Doug Mackey. Oh, okay. Love the sound of that. There you go. Doug Mackey. Hopefully makes it. I don't know if I've met Doug Mackey. Love the sound of that. There you go. Doug Mackey. Hope he makes it. I don't know if I've met him. You mean Ricky Vaughn? The 1000th episode. Is that who that is? I'm checking the schedule right now. Ricky Vaughn, the guy who got

going to jail for sharing a meme on Twitter. His real name is Doug Mackey. Must be him. Good 1000th episode. Sounds like it. We actually were discussing a long time ago about having you for the 1000th episode. Oh, yeah we actually were we actually were discussing a long time ago about having you for the 1000th episode

oh that's very sweet but April Fool's is coming up and I was like I gotta text Michael because this is his day yeah it's always

I'm the biggest fool you got any big things coming up this month by the way we'll probably talk about it after the show well we'll read some more super chats and then we'll get into that stuff

see what you're up to we'll grab some more Adrienne Curry says anti-kid propaganda oh it's Adrienne come on acknowledge her yeah right adrienne michael mouse adrienne so much anti-kid propaganda is a thing mass brainwashing that life is better without children hi michael yes i love you i love you adrian i

want to test him into what she's right she's right and here's like all these cat ladies they're cat ladies for a reason they want something to love and take care of yep yep dude adrian man she's got it together crazy early life just superstar um model and then just chose to live in the woods with their man and i'm on a mountain somewhere and you forgot the part where she married peter brady oh and she married peter brady at one point i never met i hear that was intense all right adrian leland taylor says ian you may not understand but the world needs more in crosslands correct scores of others agree you are literally my family's favorite part of timcast most days i can't explain it but your presence is critically important thanks i think about reproduction

because people are like i want to have kids to reproduce my I am. But this internet video is a form of reproduction. So maybe the ideas can be transmitted without having to have kids. There's going to be like some dad and he's going to have like a kid who's just like kind of like a normal kid. And then one day he's going to walk in and the kid's going to have long hair

and be wearing glasses. Yeah, I wasn't the first one that did this. I saw some dude walking his dog in these Birkenstock sandals in like 2008. And I was like, I want to be like that guy. I want to walk around in the middle of the day and not have a job. I want to have a dog, a beat. And I want a big beard. I want to be like that guy i want to walk around in the middle of the day and not have a job i want to have a dog a beat and i want a big beard i want to smoke weed and i did it all i feel like i should wear this through tsa tomorrow i think they'll just laugh

and ask you to show your face for a second i actually i'll tell you a tsa story i was uh at that part where they show the passport or the whatever you have your id and your boarding pass and there's three of them and the guy goes oh hey i love you i love your ID and your boarding pass. And there's three of them. And the guy goes, oh, hey, I love you. I love your work. Oh, thanks. And the lady turns to me and goes, who is that? I go, oh, I'm the guy who shut up Pulse. And he just laughs. When people say I recognize you, that's who I always say I am.

And she just kind of laughed. And he's like, oh, okay. Oh, she looked confused. He laughed. And I'm like, you know what? Just admit it's like mass murder. And you're like, oh, get out of the plane. You're fine.

Can I have your autograph? Yeah. Jeez, dude. All right. Grofty has posted a bunch of Boc emojis thanks grofty oh i think about him i haven't so uh it was a couple weeks ago bocus we had on we had him on medication and uh he was supposed to have passed uh like a year and a half ago and then we put him on every medication we could but he had underdeveloped kidneys and a bad heart. So we couldn't do any of the surgeries or anything. And it's probably because poor diet when during development and stuff like that, probably

from his mom or whatever. But so we did was one morning when we came in, his breath was really bad. It was obvious his kidneys had stopped working entirely. So, you know, people were taking care of him, but then he was gradually losing the ability to stand up. The next morning he couldn't get him, but then he was gradually losing the ability to stand up. The next morning, he couldn't get up at all, and he was just groaning. So we brought him outside to see the chickens,

laid him down in the grass, and then it took like 40 minutes, and then he just was gone. Oh, he died naturally. Okay, good. Yeah, people were telling me to bring him to the vet and give him a drink. I like that.

No, as soon as we brought him out and laid him down with the chickens, he's like immediately like moving his head as much as he could, and his eyes are watching the chickens. I like that. And- That's very nice.

Did you bury him somewhere? Yeah. We gave him a nice grave in Fremont. And we put a little piece of granite and we're gonna put something on it. I like that a lot. Yeah. Yeah, let's get a piece of quartz crystal.

It's wild how many people were like, just bring him to the vet now before it's too late. And I was like, for what? Like to put him down. And I was just like, I don't think while he's suffering the the nicest thing is to have him in this sterile environment with strange or put him in that box that he's going to be freaking out yeah yeah i think laying him in the grass so he can watch the birds and slowly fade into oblivion that's that's that's cat heaven you're surrounded by birds that you can also but i can't

even fly very well like maybe it was torture because he's like, I can't get out of here. No, I think it's better for you too because like the last memories of having to take your cat, the thing you love to the sterile environment. Yeah, you don't have to make that decision. It's been made for you. That's much,

I like that's much calmer. Yeah, I was like, and then I wanted to do a Viking funeral, but it's just- Hard to find people to, you know, assault. I don't want to say the word. Well, no, we put him in a little boat. Yeah, assault. I don't want to say the word. Well,

no, we put them in a little boat. Yeah. We don't have to do that part. Yeah. Well, that's the one makes it the Viking funeral. The Viking funerals.

We put them in a little boat. We tie a rock to one end and we throw the rock into the middle of the pond, which we have drives the boat into the middle of the pond. And then we take like a little, a little dart gun and a little tiny cat sized flaming arrow to ignite it. And, but I, I just figured it was too complicated and difficult to do

so we just dug a grave. His bones are closer to the surface and they're made of hydroxyapatite. They've got some crystal in them which will vibrate and that's better than him being at the bottom of a lake somewhere. Exactly. We have a new cat. What's it called? Seamus. Really?

Seamus 1. Aww, that's so cool. Yeah, Seamus 2 is a cartoonist. Is it, does a cat eat only potatoes? No, uh, not yet. He's actually,

it was funny cause we captured him. He was in the garage and it's, I like the cats who don't get captured. It's a crazy thing. He was born right around the time they diagnosed Mr. Oh, okay. So he was about a year old and I saw him sleeping in our garage cause we would leave it open.

And so one day I came over and I just closed the garage capturing him. And he was freaking out and he was very angry. After a couple of weeks of Stockholm syndrome and removing his testicles, we brought him into the house and it's absolutely hilarious how the transformation was instant from the I'm terrified of you, get away from me

to the rolling around on the carpet and complaining and demanding food. Is he around? I can find him. He's awesome he's awesome yeah he's super nice i want to see him yeah he yells he demands he's a cat i i love i love animals let's grab a couple more of these here uh super chats patrick kent says if kennedy is allowed to debate trump and biden in a nationally televised debate he will win the presidency he has passed on so many opportunities to run for public office and he picked now because he saw a path to victory interesting i i'm not 100 on that i do like the idea that there's a possibility a debate between rfk like rfk could do really well i'm

going to be honest though and i mean no disrespect but his voice will be an issue in that debate between trump and and biden i i also think that for a huge percentage of the population, let's be extremely conservative, say 40, anything about questioning the vaccine, you're absolutely a complete crazy person. Yeah. Like they do not hear a single word. They shut down completely.

It's a total non-starter for them. Yeah. I've seen a lot of mothers change their minds after like the kids, you know, I'm just saying from my circle, you know, so it's not a lot, but I've seen a lot of mothers who were very pro-riot pro-vaccine in the beginning and then once they turned to the

kids being like now they got it they're like oh screw all what i'm very curious about is who he takes more from trump or biden because you think so i mean especially with who he picked for his vp that was it nicole shanahan or whatever? That I couldn't wrap my head around. No question. It's all progressive far left policy. He said indigenous people's day instead of Columbus day. He is targeting the left. Okay. He's smart on so many things, but wrong on some of the most important stuff.

Unless he's trying to help Trump win. Yeah. I don't think he's doing that either though. No, I think he wanted to run for the democratic ticket because he wanted to win and they screwed him over and he's like, I'll run anyway. No, he's just stubborn. Yeah. What's the downside for him, right? No, he's and yeah his vouchee book is incredible it's a terrifying horror book make himself a bigger platform right

more of a voice which is i don't begrudge him that at all awareness to vaccine awareness people that have been injured and things like yeah let's uh let's grab this from a bbfc project tim it's danny here we shot your 50 caliber together years ago together years ago in West Virginia on one of the original cast castles. I launched my campaign on GiveSendGo called Crafting Legacy Honoring Sacrifice. It is a veteran-owned furniture company to combat suicide. Oh, that's wonderful. Awesome.

Wonderful. One more time for everybody who's listening. It's Crafting Legacy Honoring Sacrifice. Search for them on GiveSendGo. Crafting with a C. Crafting. Yeah. Yeah, we were in West Virginia, C honoring sacrifice search for them on give send go crafting with a C crafting yeah yeah we were in uh uh we were in

West Virginia and we fired the Barrett M 82 it was fun wow yes now it's not that crazy the what's the other one the RN 52 or something that's a breach loader I'm probably getting the numbers wrong breach loading 50 BMG lot of recoil right near your shoulder so we put

padding there. But the Barrett, which is semi-automatic, it's not really that bad. I mean, it's a lot of recoil, but the mechanism absorbs most of the energy. So, all right, let's grab a couple more super chats before we get out of here to that members only show. Let's see. Monk in training says Havana syndrome is real. Russia and China have the tech. A Marine buddy of mine was an embassy guard one of his crew was a victim mark dice did a vid on it a year back

it's microwave tech pointed at your brain crazy that's scary that's like one version of it that we know about microwave tech howling abandoned says you guys need to do an extra episode this week so episode 1000 falls on the Monday episode or Monday expose. I don't know. My friends, smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, but more importantly, head over to TimCast.com click join us, become a member

because in just a few minutes the members only uncensored show will be appearing on that front page. Not so family friendly, but very funny and you definitely want to hang out. We take callers from the discord server. That means if you're a member, you can actually submit questions and potentially call into the show. You got to be a member for at least six months, or you can skip the line by signing up at

$25 per month. It's basically a screening process to keep the weirdos out, but, uh, but do it. The members only show is going to be very, very fun. You can follow the show at Tim cast IRL. You can follow me personally at Tim cast and Michael's currently You can follow me personally at TimCast. And Michael's currently chewing, so Shane, do you want to shout anything out? I'll talk out for him. My name's Michael Malice.

I do a bunch of stuff, like books and other things. Is that what I sound like to you? No, no. I was in a rush. You want to do this dance? I gotta go slow. I should not pick the fight with you of all people. I love you, Michael Malice. Michael, do you wanna shout anything out? My latest book is

whitepillbook.com off to Japan on Friday. And I think I'm gonna have dropped two more books this year, but I'm doing a crowdfunding. Hopefully, Eric July will return my calls for my graphic novel

and maybe I'll launch it here. Do you have any knowledge about the graphic novel? Yes, it's a script I wrote 20 years ago about a band from the 80s. And it's a very great story. And it's one of the only bands other than GWAR

where the music is irrelevant to the story. Is it fiction? Non-fiction. Non-fiction. Sweet. But wait, is it a script you wrote? I wrote a script. And then the keyboard player for the band

did the animation for American Splendor, the movie. And through that, I met Harvey Pekar, who wrote the graphic novel about me, Ego Numerous. I'm trying to understand this. Harvey, dude. Your graphic novel is based on a script you wrote. Correct, a screenplay. A screenplay, but the screenplay is nonfiction.

Correct. But does that mean that you wrote the lines for people or what? Yes, but I mean, yeah. I don't understand why you're confused. Oh, I see. It's like a biopic or like a show? Yes, exactly.

Okay, okay. Well, that sounds awesome. It was a pleasure to be here with you, Michael. I did just start reading The White Pill and it's awesome so biopic or like, yes, exactly. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Well, that sounds awesome. It was a pleasure to be here with you, Michael. I did just start reading the white pill and it's awesome so far. So yeah, I'm a father and an expert and I got a book out right now called yes. Your new baby is a savage.

It's peer reviewed. Everyone, Google agrees. All the experts agree is the best book about parenting. That's at Shane catchment.com. I got a very important book coming out for pre-orders at the end of this month that's called the year of the pariah it's all my it's a collection of controversial profiles of people and i'm that one you're not in that one you're in volume two okay

uh after the serial killing's done second comes right after first that's right finish the job uh and then uh i'll be hosting a live show soon it'll be sunday evenings i can't wait to do it so it was awesome to be here. Yeah, it was a really fun show. I wish it could have kept going. The bucko part was really sad. But other than that, it was super fun. It is going to keep going, baby.

It's going to get hotter and hotter. I want to shout out John Fetterman. Thank you for reminding me. Love you, John. Whoa, gazillion. Michael Malice and the White Pill. And I think that's everything else. That's everything I wanted to get in touch with.

See you later, everyone. Cool. Thanks for coming, Michael. Camera's a lot of focus there it is uh shrek 2 is upside down because uh it's like the magnum opus of our country and we're in crisis so if anyone's asking anyways i'm sure.com to the after show i'm gonna title the after show one of the naughty things we weren't allowed to say check it out at timcast.com we'll see you all there.