Timcast IRL - TimcastIRL #33 - Celebrities Are Going INSANE Due To Social Isolation And Its Hilarious

Episode Date: March 25, 2020

Celebrities begin losing it in the absence of their usual attention: Britney Spears, for example, goes full communist, and idea of the draft for woman returns (feminists remain opposed to THIS form of equality). This double standard highlights how the social justice left views the raising of boys.  Merch - https://teespring.com/stores/timcast-2 Podcast available on iTunes and Spotify, coming soon to all podcast platforms! Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's going on everybody? Welcome to the show. I am Tim. And I'm Adam. That's Adam. What up everybody? And we do have the great Lydia of Whiterun who's invisible. I am carrying things over here. Yes, she can't be seen. But she's here. You can't see her, but she's really here.

But we can fast travel so long as she's here carrying our stuff. Yeah, that's true. Man, funny video game jokes, right? So actually, I have some news before we jump into the show. Ragging on celebrities for being insane. I mean, I'll mention this first and celebrities are insane yes they are we just really get to see it now yeah it's coming out so anyway there's uh some uh some good news they don't have anyone checking them we have good news

that didn't work which is not so great news but still kind of good news and so so anyway we're on itunes now this is really good uh it means the podcast after it's live, you can go on iTunes, you can get it free of charge. But then we realized if we're going to try and get this hosted on either platform, it doesn't make sense to like gate it through membership. So if you want to support the channel, you can still join, become a member, but we're going to post the unlisted full stream for free for everybody in the community section. And my apologies to everybody if you joined because you were hoping to get like premium access but we decided it just i don't know it just felt like it didn't make sense and we've had so many people hitting us up saying please get on

itunes and spotify yeah and google so i was like there's no way we can gate that it's like it's on itunes it's free right so then i was like whatever man we'll just we you know we really do rely on the super chats it really does help sustain the show. And if you like it, hop in the Super Chat because we are going to be ragging hard on celebrities. We got a couple celebrity stories. It's pretty fun. So the stories for today, just to give you a quick rundown for those that are just tuning in,

we got Ryan Reynolds mocking celebrities and Ryan Reynolds is a national treasure, even though he's Canadian. He's ours. He's ours now. And BuzzFeed actually put together a list of, it's a list of 19 celebrities that have done ridiculous out-of-touch stuff, and it's really funny.

Here's the best part. Britney Spears has gone communist. That is pretty funny. For real, yeah. Yeah, she's calling for wealth redistribution and a general strike. And it's, what? Of all the people?

Okay, all right, comrade. Comrade Britney. Okay. And then we got a couple other science-y, fun and sad stories. Interestingly, the draft is back on the table for women, which we know where that one goes. And then we have a couple cool stories and the root of evolution. The true origin of animals on the planet. We got a story about, it's this weird worm that we all derive from, I guess, but also

the wonder chicken. Wonder chicken! The root of all chickens. The great ancestor of chickens and how they became pathetic little funny things, whatever. But I got some bad news, too. NASA has suspended its moon shuttle, rocket. No! You know why?

Why? Yes. Coronavirus? Coronavirus. Dang it. Now I'm angry you've made it personal, COVID. But for the time being, if you want to ask questions, we're going to jump into the first segment and I'm so happy.

I want to make fun of celebrities. I hate these people. And Ryan Reynolds does such a wonderful job of making fun of them with us. It's great. So first, from the Washington Examyan reynolds mocks celebrities for coronavirus messages quote i think we all know that it's the celebrities that we count on most i don't so i i gotta take it back i don't hate all celebrities right i'm being a little i'm exaggerating a little bit because ryan reynolds is a celebrity and he's one of the best

for for reasons like this dragging down these narcissistic, arrogant elitists who think they're better than you. And they know it, to quote Globo Jim. But it's funny. Yeah, you remember that, right, from Dodgeball? No. Ben Stiller's character was like, we're here at Globo Jim. We're better than you. And we know it.

We know it. That's what I think. Whenever I see any one of these celebrities post their stupid messages. We relate to you. No, it's like they think they're better than you. And look, I'm not trying to imply that celebrities are literally sitting there like smoking cigars going like, hmm, what a bunch of morons. But they're actually like, you know, they think of I am.

Here's how I feel. These celebrities view the rest of people as moronic children, like dumb kids. And so they're like, wouldn't it be so cool? Everyone would love it if we all sang together and did the celebrity thing. And so we did rag on them for singing that cursed song, the cursed version of Imagine. I still haven't heard it. You don't want to. I haven't done it.

I don't. My ears are precious to me. Dude, you know, what's really crazy is that is that the coronavirus has really exposed how these people are talentless like maybe talentless is the wrong word okay but they really do rely on these big machines to make them special seem better because because think about someone like ryan reynolds okay he shines like he does this he does his own like he did that commercial with the Peloton woman. Do you see that one? No. So do you know the Peloton commercial thing that went viral?

No, I don't know. It was this cursed commercial where this woman like comes home and her husband buys her the Peloton bike, which is, it's an exercise bike with the iPad in it basically. That's all it is. Sure. And it was this really awful commercial. So it goes viral with everyone ragging on it. Ryan Reynolds immediately calls up her agent or whatever and says says i wanted to do a commercial for my gin company and the commercial was just slowly zooming out from her face with this look on her face where

she's like kind of just like because she's being ragged on yeah and her friends are like you're safe here and then she and then she like chugs her her gin and tonic or whatever yeah and then the other woman goes like okay and she slides her over another one. So like Ryan Reynolds, this dude's a legit genius. Yeah. Like I don't use the word genius to mean like he's a mathematical whiz or a scientist. Yeah. No, he's like an expert in his craft.

He's funny. Okay. Charismatic. Yeah, he really is. So he nails it. But then you can look at a lot of these other people. They really have no idea what they're doing. Yeah.

Like case in point is you got to see this video man i think this is it i'm not trying to be mean but trevor noah trying to do his show so this is like steven colbert did this okay they're doing these these yeah from home from home videos in his tub he was in his tub he was in his bathtub was he really like no he was wearing a full suit though that's kind of funny bubbles and everything that that that i appreciate yeah that's funny it was it was pretty funny but one of the things that he did is like in his backyard he does this like sitting by the fire pit oh and it's just like wow man you start to see how how they really don't have anything to them ah the x factor if you will yeah i don't you know to them. Ah, the X factor, if you will.

Yeah. I don't, you know, what's crazy is I'm a YouTuber. Okay. You know, I sit around and I rant at the camera on YouTube. You are now a YouTuber, podcaster. I am a YouTuber now. I didn't even think about that. But think about- Hey, I'm a YouTuber.

But think about this. Think about like- I've made it in life. Yes, he has. Think about how people are watching us, and we do this routinely. Yeah. And you can see the set we have. We've put work into it.

Once they lose access to the machine, the network, like Trevor Noah is just sitting in front of his shelf that he didn't even, like, what did he do? What shelf is this? Are those cabinets? It really feels like they have no idea what to do but look at those quality coffee table books man wow well yeah yeah this is like what is this i don't know i see peter limberg wild beautiful places he's he's so classy with his coffee it's just what what we're seeing now with all they are actually quite nice they're trying they're not gonna lie they're pretty i like flowers it's it's just it's really amazing for me to see that you know i worked for a big studio i worked for a big you know network yeah and i'm capable of making a regular

video in my house and making it look well like making it look good i'm gonna have to see some proof of like what my youtube videos yeah no make a No. Make a video out in the house, not in your studio. Well, I made tons of them, dude. I made a bunch of documentaries. I've been shortlisted for a bunch of awards. Yeah, man. I used to do full-length documentary stuff. Okay.

And then when I would need to do... So I've been pitching to all these big companies, like, you need to hybridize. You need to be able to produce on-the-fly-at-home home studios. Look what they're doing. It's like, once they lose access to the studio it's like so uh donald trump said uh yeah and then everyone it's like yeah you're right like no no teleprompter what's going on no teleprompter no laugh track and it's all just it's joe biden all over again yeah so anyway tell me what to say tell me what to say. Tell me what to say. So anyway,

here's what Ryan Reynolds said, right? Actually, I wonder if I can play the video. Is it going to work if I play it? Well, thank you, Prime Minister Trudeau. We need to work together to flatten the curve and fight off COVID-19. I think in

times of crisis, I think we all know that it's the celebrities that we count on most. They're the ones who are going to get us through this. Right after healthcare workers, of course. First responders. People who work in essential services, ping pong players, mannequins. Childhood imaginary friends. Sure. Like 400 other types of people. Look, stay at home. Practice social distancing.

Wash your hands. We are going to get through this thing. We're going to get through this thing together. And I'd like to nominate these three great Canadians to spread the word. Mr. Stephen Page. Constable Terry Reynolds of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.able terry reynolds of the royal canadian mounted police and mr seth rogan of the point gray rogan's point gray rogan what does that mean so that was that was funny anyway you know that was great and i love that he's doing a take on these people because

now we're going to jump into buzzfeed i love buzzfeed i mean that's uh facetiously the 19 most tone deaf things celebrities have said or done about coronavirus if i see another celebrity complaining about quarantining in their huge mansion one more time i swear to god matt i completely agree it's a guy who wrote the list ago or compiled it yeah and so i started i started reading the list i had to stop because it was so funny yeah so. So I don't know what we're going to see in this list of out-of-touch insane celebrities, but let's just jump into it. Oh, Jamie Dornan. I've worked with him before.

Who's that? Where? He's the guy from Fifty Shades of Grey. Oh, right. Why was he somebody? Oh, that's right. He was singing that song. Oh, no.

Gal Gadot and a bunch of very rich people sang Imagine from their very rich houses. We did talk about that's right he was singing that song oh no gal gadot and a bunch of very rich people saying imagine from their very rich houses we did we did talk about that right we don't need to play that no definitely not treasure my ears the celebrity singing imagine to us poor common folk during a pandemic oh uh vanessa hudgens made a really stupid video where she asked why the coronavirus is such a big deal who's that i don't don't know. Who is she? She was a child star, which probably explains some of her weirdness. Yeah. There you go. I love this one.

Check this out. From Sia. Oh, man. So first, I think Sia's great. I like her music. I think she's one of the best singers out live right now. She's incredible. Sia posted this dumb, confusing drawing that means literally I have no idea.

And she scratched out Veerer and it says us. I love this. Look at this tweet. It's finally over, guys. We can come out now. I love it. Yeah. Thank you very much, corn.

I love it. It's great. Oh, man. We're cured. I like the corn one. All right, here we go. Oh, what is this, dude? That just ruined my day.

Why? She's Botoxed out of existence. Wow, she really is. What happened to her? She's peering out of squinty little... Madonna called the coronavirus the great equalizer

from a bathtub sprinkled with rose petals. What is going on? I feel so understood. That's terrible. I feel so understood. Dude, hold on. Listen.

Oh, my gosh. Do you guys... I don't even recognize who that is. If you didn't say it was Madonna, I would not have been able to tell you that was Madonna. I don't know what happened to her. Do you have any rich friends was Madonna, I would not have been able to tell you that was Madonna.

Do you have any rich friends? Have you, like, grown up with, like, some rich friends? Yeah, I know you. Me? Oh, come on. But I'm talking about growing up. Do you know, like, did you grow up with people who were just completely out of touch? Not at all.

I'm from the south side of Chicago. I knew nobody. No. But I met some people, you know, around the time of, like, Occupy Wall Street, and they just don't get it. It's this. It's them being like, have the maid do like Occupy Wall Street, and they just don't get it. It's this. It's them being like, have the maid do it. You know what I mean? Just like being so out of touch.

No, those people always annoyed me. I feel bad for them. You kind of get the vibe around those kind of people. And I don't like the vibe that they send off, you know, like let other people do it. I don't like it. I like to do my own thing. I like to handle my own business, you know, take care of my own stuff. It's not so much about being responsible for yourself.

It's about they're so out of touch. They think you could hire maids. Yeah. It's like, why don't you just hire maids? It's like, because that costs a lot of money. Yeah, because it's expensive. Or actually, it's like, why don't you hire maids? But I'm actually a house cleaner.

That's what I do for a living. They don't understand. Yeah. I am the maid. There's actually a really funny comment. i don't i don't who is this from is this uh was it colin uh noir is that his name the the gun noir coleon yeah and he said i think it was him who said this that the uh the gun control arguments are the equivalent of like saying have the maid do it or the self-defense equivalent of saying have the maid do it people who live in like

cities with access to resources and police departments, things that rural folk don't have. You end up, so I don't want to go off on a tangent, but looking at this stuff of Madonna, calling it the great equalizer, when she's so far removed from reality

and has no idea what regular people deal with. But this is what's scary. These people with tons of money think they know, and then they go out and invest and spend that money on politics deal with regular people deal with but this is what's scary these people with tons of money yeah think they know and then they go out and invest and spend that money on politics to make things happen that have no real bearing on like regular people i'm pretty sure i saw a twit a tweeter whatever twitter yeah there we go a tweet that madonna actually did like some you know music video in her house with just like a phone someone was like

recording her with some sort of light yeah and she was just singing she's lost it and i just i just quickly scrolled right past i was like no can't do it no no no so no remember what i was saying about uh like child actors yeah so you, for those that may have missed it, basically the point I made, when you're a little kid and everyone in the world is telling you you're the best and you're famous and you're a star and they love you, it feels like that's normal.

Yeah, that's true. And when you start from that position, as you grow up, you're trying to improve and do better, but you can't do better than world famous as one of these, you know, child actors or actresses. So the same thing is...

Or musicians, yeah. Right, right, right. The same thing is true for people who get famous at any point let's say you know madonna was famous at a young age now she's getting older and it's literally impossible for her to improve her standing because she's madonna yeah but she's also losing her appeal in a lot of different ways and i don't i don't just mean her looks like she you know injected her face full of botox or whatever which is kind of weird but it's also that she's just not a relevant singer. Her music isn't relevant. Her personality isn't.

Yeah. And so now they're struggling and they go crazy. They start trying to do whatever they can, you know, throwing bongs out windows or starting fires in driveways. Where did that happen? That was Amanda Bynes. Oh. Yeah.

When she was like in her 20s and she like she was. So I don't know the full story. You know, the media loves to spin things. But apparently she threw a bong out the window in time square something like that i don't know could have hurt somebody and then she got arrested for setting a fire in her neighbor's driveway i guess i don't know if that's all true because you know how the media likes to play games oh yeah so she was committed for a while wasn't she oh i don't know i don't know amanda bines oh yeah oh too bad you also be careful because you never know who's litigious. Yeah. Here we go.

Lionel Richie said he wants to make a new We Are The World for COVID-19 because it's exactly what we need right now. Let's not do that. My gosh. No, no, no. Oh, here we go. We got Jennifer Lopez continuously makes us feel poor by posting videos in her parasite-like home.

We can't go out to any restaurants or anything, but the service and entertainment here is pretty good. Well, I can't really out to any restaurants or anything, but the service and entertainment here is pretty good. Well, I can't really be mad at her for being rich. I mean, it's her kid bringing her some drinks. Like, that's kind of cute. Yeah. And just because she's rich, like, she's not, like, trying to pander to anybody. She's just making

a little gag video from her house, so. Yeah. I'll give her a pass on that one. It's not so bad. Yeah, I agree. And look, it's ridiculously large and... I was was in a football field. Wow. Cheesy Pete's. Okay. I'm mad now. Here we go. Don't be jealous. I love our backyard. We got a pretty dope backyard.

What is this? Oh no. Priyanka Chopra clapped from a balcony at her huge empty yard. What is she clapping at? I don't know, but we're going to play it. We're going to find out what she did. It's got almost 2 million views. She's clapping for the people around the world. What?

This is weird. It says, people around the world have shown their appreciation for the doctors, nurses, and first responders. So she's clapping for all the real heroes out there, but to her backyard. This is the point I was making. Not to the camera. No, no. Talking to anyone who's actually a hero that's watching. This is the point I was making. Not to the camera. No, no. Talking to like anyone who's actually a hero that's watching. This is the point I was making.

You take away their team and then they're hollow shells. Yeah. Dude, there was this really viral video from like 10 years ago where they were like how to make a pop star. And they basically just took beautiful women. Okay. That couldn't sing. Yeah. Auto-tuned everything and they show you exactly how they do it.

At the end, they made like a snipp snippet of a pop star music video. They were like, it's all fake. You take these women that they use as pop stars, and they're talentless. Not all of them. The ones that are really talented end up going really, really far. I know some models that they were attractive, and they were like, oh, man, I got this producer. He's going to do this thing for me. I mean, this is guys and girls.

Not just talking girls, but none of them could sing. I was just like, oh gosh, I've heard you sing. No, please. But they're pretty. Yeah, but I'm going to go places. I haven't heard anything from them since that time. That's like 10 years ago. I think that's a work ethic ago. That's a great job. That's like a work ethic thing. If you were to ask me, really,

I think that's an issue of if you work hard enough and you, and you, and you, you keep digging, you know, you'll, you'll get to where you need to go. Even if you're not a good musician.

Yes. If you work hard enough as a musician, you'll make it somewhere. Yep. Dude. Have you ever, have you listened to like, who's that guy who like,

he's the rapper who auto tunes literally everything he says. Drake. No, no, no, no, no, no you ever, have you listened to like, who's that guy who like, he's the rapper who auto-tunes literally everything he says? Drake? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. I don't know that guy's name. No, I don't know. But he like popularized heavy auto-tuning, so it sounds like you're a robot.

Oh, I know. But the point I'm making is, people like his music. Yeah. Even though he's not good vocally. You made it work? Hey, man. Figure it out. Figure it out.

Figure it works for you? It's kind of like, you know, if you're not tall enough to reach the top shelf, you get a stool. You put on some stilts. Now you can reach it, right? Yeah, sure.

So if your voice is terrible, then you hire people to prop you up. Or, more importantly, a lot of these people are just models. It's like you get an attractive guy

or an attractive woman, and you're like, I need you to say this. And they go, okay. So like, you know, Trevor No, you put him in front of a teleprompter and he talks yeah put him in front of a camera with no teleprompter in his house and it's like but even that was still partly scripted you know oh okay so i'll tell you see it so i don't i don't know if it's good or bad to be honest so

i don't know here's how you see talent right ryan reynolds films a little video and it's hilarious yeah it's true these Yeah, that's true. These nightly hosts are struggling in their bedrooms. It was one minute long. And it was great. Super easy. It's not like he was hosting a show. These other people are actually hosting their show.

And it's their prop. 45 minute long actual show. It's like, I think you should prep for that. Not that we prep very much all right let's let's let's see what buzzfeed's got for us idris elba's wife decided to take the corona test even though the tests are in short supply and she knew her husband had it and she tested positive what i don't know there was there there people have been complaining all like non-stop that it's really difficult to get a test yeah and they want to know in case their risk is going to

go up and the government like these hospitals saying we're saving it for people that we need to know for sure right so i honestly find it weird because the people who aren't showing symptoms are the ones who actually need the test like if you got the symptoms you probably got it let's you know if your symptoms get worse take it to the hospital right yeah or quarantine yourself if you're sick anyway like if you're sick don't go out yeah you really only need to go to the hospital if you start getting the shortness of breath i don't remember the stuff that that forms in your lungs but that's that's what's causing you not to be able to breathe and that's when it becomes a problem you need to go to the hospital look at this drake drake tried to

make us feel bad for his quarantine situation by showing his private full-sized basketball court oh my gosh seriously he said my life for the next however long oh poor poor drake the canadian what is this wow like a movie no this is him showing off yeah it's like what yeah it's it's so for those that are listening it's like hey i'm not gonna lie i posted a picture of of my my skateboard when i was about to drop in. And I was showing off a little bit. Like, this is what I'm doing right now. You are an out-of-touch celebrity, Adam.

I guess I am. Oh, dude, I love this one. But I had a good time skating that ramp, though. I'll tell you that. Look at this. Here's our floor bow. Our floor bow. Oh, the floor bow breakdown.

Sam Smith documented floor bow's breakdown. So I do want to make sure I explain the floor bow thing to people who don't get it. Of course. So, you know, Sam Smith has come out as non-binary and Florbo wants you to use Florbo's pronouns. Well, I won't use words that other people tell me I have to use. I'll use whatever words I want, but I tell me what to do, but, but I will respect Florbo's desire not to be misgendered. So I will use the pronoun Florbo for anybody who uses an atypical pronoun for one simple reason. Some people might be offended by if I was to say they. If someone came to me and said, I want you to refer to me as they, someone else would be like, that's offensive to me. So how do I avoid offending everybody?

Florbo. Florbo. It just rolls off the tongue. It's meant to be a soft, inoffensive sound. Florbo. Florbo. Yep. It just rolls off the tongue. It's meant to be a soft, inoffensive sound. Florbo. Florbo. Brought to you by Florbo. So anyway, Sam Smith documented Florbo's breakdown.

The dude was... The Florbo breakdown. The Florbo. The Florbo. Yes. No, women are dudes too. The dude was crying in... I can't do the pronoun thing. I'm sorry. Sam Smith was crying in his house as he documented his breakdown because he's a guy. Listen, man. I'm going to go there.

Oh, no. You can't just say, oh, by the way, I'm non-binary. It's like, dude, you've got a beard and you're a guy. You're doing nothing to be non-binary. He kind of looks like the chubby floorbo Justin Timberlake in these pictures. He kind of does, yeah. Doesn't he? Oh, he does, yeah.

But he's clearly a dude. Justin's a dude. So is floorbo. Floorbo. Look, man. There's a difference between someone who's actually trans, you know,

or is experiencing dysphoria or something, and you're asking for simple respect. It's another thing if you're just one of these trendy dudes. Jumping on the bandwagon. Yeah, that you're asking for simple respect, it's another thing if you're just one of these trendy dudes. Jumping on the bandwagon. Yeah, that you're just like, oh, by the way, from now on, you have to call me that. It's like, I actually don't. It's an authority thing. You have to call

me this. But you can get banned from Twitter for it. Really? Yeah, if you misgender. So there's a rapper named Zuby, and he responded to someone, okay, dude, and they suspended him. And now it's, no, I actually follow Zuby. He posts some good stuff, but now he's got shirts that, okay, dude. And they suspended him. No, I actually follow Zuby. He posts some good stuff.

It was great. Now he's got shirts that, okay, dude. Yeah, all I say is okay, dude. It's pretty great. Capitalism is a beautiful thing, man. Jeez. Yep, here we go. Bella Hadid told us to stay inside

while she ate a burrito topless. I don't understand this. What? What? What? Wait, wait, here we go. What's this? What is the point of that?

Katie, oh, look at this. Katy Perry posted a fake video of Italian singing Roar from their balconies. A fake video. What? Now, was that her just promoting her song? Sounds like it. Is that Roar is one of her videos? Yeah, one of her songs.

I don't know. Yeah. Her music. Lucky you. Yep. Jamie King made a bizarre video thanking the coronavirus, like the literal virus, for bringing people together. These people are nuts, man.

What? Jinx. These people are crazy. This is incredible. I love it. Thank you for sharing. Not Evangeline Lilly. No. She bragged about not socially distancing. She's basically an anti-vaxxer. Half of these people are.

She's the wasp from Ant-Man and the Wasp. Oh, okay. I never knew her name. Cool. Alright. Just dropped my kids off at gymnastics camp they all washed their hands for going in they are playing and laughing business as usual in gymnastics camp where everyone's flipping around covered in sweat sweating and like grabbing handlebars yeah that's smart here we go what jennifer annison posted a picture of her dog having deep thoughts while quarantining it's cute yeah that's not so bad that's whatever that's okay arnold schwarzenegger told us to social distance from his jacuzzi while smoking a cigar no there's there's a better one he's sitting on his couch and he's got this little tiny dog sitting next to him that's cute and he's like yeah don't be like i don't remember the dog's name, because the mini donkey walks up to him.

What? And the little dog goes, arr, arr, arr, at the donkey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down. And he's like, don't be like the little dog, be like the donkey. And I'm like, that was amazing. What? What did I just watch? So Arnold's putting out some good stuff.

Wait, he has something better. Oh, yeah. He has a donkey? Actually, I think it's a mini horse. Like little Sebastian from Parks and Rec. I don't know if you guys are Parks and Rec fans. Yeah, man. I don't know what's happening.

Dude, that sounds amazing. So some celebrities are doing it right. I got to give it to them. Hey, Schwarzenegger started a foundation, and he's donating half a million dollars to medical supplies. Boom. So he's got my full respect on that one. I already was all about what Arnold is doing. With a little horse?

With a little horse. I love it. I think he's got two, actually. Really? Of course he does. I'm not sure on the second one, but I know he's got one. That's awesome. Oh, man.

Kylie Jenner revealed that staying in the house for months while she was pregnant, which is totally relatable, prepared her for the quarantine. Who? I'm just kidding. She's one of these people. I unfortunately know who she is. They're famous for being famous. Yeah.

Or having someone who's famous in their family. Several famous people in their family. That's what that is. Caitlin Jenner. Cool. I'm on day eight. My pregnancy prepared me for this. I didn't leave the house for months. Okay.

Well, that makes sense. Oh, Elon. Oh, Elon, please. Elon, what have you done? He changed his tune. The coronavirus panic is dumb. Yeah. He's doing ventilators. Elon, what have you done? He changed his tune. The coronavirus panic is dumb. Yeah, he's doing ventilators. Well, hold on, hold on.

He did change the factory into making ventilators now. But hold on. He did, yeah. He's not wrong. The panic is dumb. The panic itself is dumb. It's dumb. It's true.

And I think people are just trying to drag him because he said the panic was dumb. But dude, he's right. The panic was dumb. And also the dumb people are dumb. That's true as well. Good point. Multiple layers there. I'm going to narrate for all of you a meme. Oh. It was hilarious. Go on. panic goes dumb and also the dumb people are dumb that's true as well there was multiple layers there i'm going to narrate for all of you a meme oh it was hilarious go on it was on twitter when

people are talking about the coronavirus and the top was grandpa what did you do during the great coronavirus pandemic and he said i had a very dangerous job i was a tail gunner for a charmin shipping truck oh my god and the picture is a truck with toilet paper on the side and a mounted tail gun, like 50 cal. That was pretty great. So yes, I really wanted that to be true. Tail gunner.

Tail gunner. Dude, the panic is dumb. I got to agree with Elon on this one. Buzzfeed, nah, it's not okay. You know,

Elon was right. The panic is insane. People rushing in to fight over toilet paper. Yeah, it's true. But now, but now apparently, like you were saying, you know, people was right the panic is insane people rushing in to fight over toilet paper yeah it's true but now but uh now apparently like you were saying you know people who don't have any yeah i got a buddy of mine out in arizona who's just like i don't have anything i don't have any toilet paper i didn't stock up and now there's no toilet paper anywhere he goes he's like straight up goes what is this every store to find toilet paper. I love it. Well, yeah, because everyone's panic bought.

And you're paying attention. There's everything else that's available. Just no toilet paper. When we went to the store, and I felt like a king moseying on through the bean aisle with no obstruction in sight and beans galore. And we loaded up our cart with all of the variety of beans. That's true. There was no one in the food aisles. I didn't even think about that. There was like a lone straggler here and there but not really but we even got this little bag it's really great it's it's it's called what is

it called like a bean medley it's a variety of i love that a variety of beans sounds like a musical melody yet when we went to the toilet paper aisle it was stripped bare with still people in there thinking they were like you know they were doing this. Where is the toilet paper? Yeah, dude. Maybe I'll find some if I look a little harder. So I just thought of a great expectation versus reality meme. The expectation in the zombie apocalypse is like zombies fighting people and people running. And the reality is the zombies rushing the toilet paper aisle while other people are shrugging like what are you doing? I guess zombies

they survive on toilet paper. Maybe? Alright, here's the big finale. Kim Kardashian tried to tell us to take social distancing seriously even though she wasn't socially distancing herself. Is that it? Well, the first ones were funny and it kind of went

downhill. Makes sense though. But we do have the ultimate celebrity psychosis. I hope you are all ready for this. Oh, man. Comrade Britney Spears. This is hilarious. I love it. Comrade Britney.

Just the fact that they call her Comrade Britney Spears. Comrade Spears. Comrade Spears calls for wealth redistribution. General strike amid coronavirus pandemic. Okay. If you're a celebrity and you want to come out and say something dumb, I'm going to make fun of you. And here's how you do it. Thank you, Britney.

No, no, no, no. Thanks for showing us. But if you're a communist and you say something dumb, I will especially come out to make fun of you. Now, if you combine all of those things and you're a celebrity she's not really a communist that's being mean but she is going pretty commie i guess yeah it you know look already i can hear the the screaming hordes of lefties being like they're not real communists well i know they're not real communists calm down i'm making fun of her they're calling her comrade britney in the article that That's the joke. I also have to notice

that the amid it's going around. Everyone's using this word amid. I know. I noticed that. Every news thing. It's hilarious. I use the word because we're in the midst of a coronavirus pandemic. No, that's the next one that's to come.

Anyway, go on. Here we go. You ready for this? Instead of just give me more, she wants to give everyone more. Comrade Britney Spears shared an Instagram post Monday calling for wealth redistribution and a general strike either during or following the coronavirus pandemic. Hold on. Oh my gosh.

I'm going to read this post, but can I just say the last thing we need is a general strike? The economy is... Yeah, who's going to strike? The only people working are the essentials. The people we desperately need. Please don't strike. We need you to work. We need toilet paper.

Come on. And you're doing a great job. We appreciate you. Yes, we do. Everyone's already out of work. Yeah. If we put people back to work and they went and started striking... The economy would keep going down, wouldn't it?

It would just be done. Aren't we trying to turn that around? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, here's what Britney Spears said to her 23.6 million followers during this time of isolation we need connection now more than ever call your loved ones write virtual love letters technologies like virtual communication streaming and broadcasting are part

of our community collaboration we will learn to kiss and hold each other through the waves of the web we will feed each other redist redistribute wealth, strike. That's a very strange turn. Yeah, I was just going to say, like, whoa. It actually wasn't that bad until that. Like, wait a minute. We will understand our own importance from the places we must stay. Communion moves beyond walls.

We can still be together. Mimi Zoo. Who's Mimi Zoo? Yeah, you know what? It's weird. It's like the bill they're trying to pass. It's got good, but then there's this sentence.

This whole big chunk. You're getting me riled up. Sorry. No, no. Don't get riled up. I'm sorry. My bad. I'm sorry. I'm a backpedal. No, no, no. No, no. But I'm right, though. The floodgates have been lifted. They say, the singer reposted the text originally No, no, no. But I'm right, though. The floodgates have been lifted. Oh, no. It's too late. They say, the singer reposted the text originally shared by user Mimi Zoo, which read in part,

we will feed each other, redistribute wealth, strike. We will understand our own importance in the places we must stay. Spears, 38, captioned the post, communion goes beyond walls with three red rose emojis. That emoji is also commonly used by Democratic socialists of America. Yep. The rose symbol period is the socialist symbol oh is it yeah so it's the two hands shaking and there's a road rose behind it it's the socialist symbol okay right one commenter called spears the queen of proletariat while another dubbed her queen of communion and communism who knew toxic was really

about capitalism so let's let's see we can pull up some of these some of these comments here look at this one of them was general strike uh oh you know i can't read any of these it's just people here we go redistribute wealth is key right now oh man queen of post-capitalism love you britney uh-huh oh and yeah then people are tagging the other person so i'll tell you what man this is exactly this is a really good example of of what they've been doing with these bills for a long time yeah i mean you brought it up so i'm gonna say it there we go but check it out i see it's pretty blaring to me that right now so i don't know where we're

at so far maybe they agreed on a bill or something they voted on it i mean i'm sure the people in the comments will probably clarify for us yeah but for for a week the republicans were working on a bill and apparently they negotiated it and then at the last minute when it came to vote, the Democrats struck it down and then they came back with this bill. And here's what really bothers me. All of these news outlets, they reported on it as though the Democrats want to give you three thousand dollars a month, but the Republicans only want to give you twelve hundred dollars one time. And I'm like, that's not the complaint from the republicans the complaint is that in the middle of it is this like we want to hug and love everyone and communism and then we're going to be great friends for the

rest of our lives and strike and make a bunch of money and give it away yeah so it's like it's it's it's they're saying the quiet part and that's exactly what this post you know it says like it it comes it starts off with people being like, oh, yeah, that's so great. And then right in the middle, end communism. Yep. Also communism. Oh, what does that mean? Well, I'll keep reading.

Yeah, sure. That was great. And then I'll share it without really understanding what that sentence means. Right, without thinking about it. I wonder how many times this was shared. And the other funny thing, too, is it's like we're going to kiss and hold each other through the waves of the web. Also communism. Is it?

Yeah, that sounds a little idealistic. So that would be what I would expect from someone who likes communism. This is just, look, I don't think she knows what she's talking about. Well, that's possible. I'll tell you exactly what's happening with these celebrities, with social media. They're chasing each other off a cliff, constantly one-upping each other, trying to be the next shockwave. So I'll just

say all of these celebrities all of their posts and especially britney spears is it's the equivalent of licking a toilet seat it's the celebrity toilet it's it's it's it's the it's yeah it's the toilet licking challenge yeah so what ends up happening is here's here's what here's what i think regular people aren't on social media right right they're off minding their own business working or whatever most most americans are not on twitter most of the time so you get someone like britney spears and she's watching everyone say stuff so then she jumps in but has to one up everything that's been said before and then someone sees her her you know 23 million followers and so they have to start from where she is and one up her. Now we're at the point where celebrities are like, redistribute wealth!

Yeah! You're like, what does that have to do with your pop capitalism music? Well, I don't see any other celebrities calling out for redistribution of wealth. Just Britney Spears. No, there's a decent amount. Oh, is there? I mean, it's not just that. It's like Madonna once said that she...

I can't even repeat what she said. Oh, really? She was at a rally in D.C. and said something about... Let me just put it this way. She wanted to cause physical harm to the White House. She was doing slam poetry about it. And then she said, oh, no, I actually was speaking figuratively. I didn't mean it literally.

Is it something along the lines of that Offspring song that suddenly disappeared? Yes. A little bit, yeah. Very much like that. But more explosives. Ah. Right. Worse than Yes. A little bit, yeah. Very much like that. Okay, okay. But more explosives. Ah, right. Worse than that.

Yes. Oh, my. I've thought an awful lot about it. So I will mention that, too. Many people might not know this, but Punk Rock Band, the Offspring, have a song from their self-titled album, and I can't say the name of that song,

and they actually got rid of it. Yeah, I don't... Voldemort. And it's kind of crazy because it's like i have that album somewhere too in my stuff bring it out we gotta listen to that so where do you wonder if it's still on there we should take bets on like where you think the next celebrity is gonna go you know what i mean like to one-up britney here so so so here's what i think is happening it's not just they're one-upping each other it's that the people who have no lives

like you've got these really weird socialist people they're obviously-upping each other it's that the people who have no lives like you've got these really weird socialist people they're obviously not working it's probably why they're socialists or there's some kind of correlation and so they're sitting on the internet spamming away and saying nonsensical garbage yeah so you know you tweet more you're more likely to be seen right so all of a sudden people like britney they go on twitter and what do they see waves and waves of socialists because those are the ones who have no jobs who spend all their time on the internet then she and all these other celebrities are like that's what people like oh socialism so where's what's what's the next thing i mean you see all this tumblr stuff it's like weird stuff i i don't think i've ever been on

tumblr i don't know you know tumblr gender is i don't know if I really want to know. No, no, it's like where all this stuff comes from. Really? It's from Tumblr? Yeah, there's like a list of a thousand genders. Isn't it just pictures or something? No, it's blogs. Text posts. Yeah, text posts, pictures. What am I thinking of then? Pictures? What's the only pictures? Instagram.

No, no, no. You're on Instagram all the time. Yeah, no, no. I thought Tumblr was just a bunch of pictures that people pin or something. So all of this stuff. I don't know anything about Tumblr. Like multi-gender stuff. Yeah. There's a list of, I think, like 2,000 or 3,000 genders.

3,000 different genders? Thousands of genders. Yeah. Wow. There's funny ones. My favorite was hydrogender. Hydro. Hydrogender.

It says a gender that's fluid like water. And I'm just like, that doesn't mean anything. That's not even a thing. But I think it was Shu On Head. Do you know who she is? You know Shu, right? I'm familiar. Yeah, June.

I have no clue. She's like a big YouTuber. And I'm pretty sure it was her and I think Armored Skeptic. These are both YouTubers. Okay. And they went through the list of like thousands of genders oh really just reading them just reading them all and that was entertainment content to like i'll tell you what man there's like some of it makes no sense yeah so there's uh now that we're getting into it i guess like new york for instance has 31 recognized genders

and some of them are the exact same really but But I'll bring this up because it kind of like we're creating a path here from Britney Spears as being a communist into the law. When these people go on social media and say this stupid trash and then other people hear it, they then go demand it and politicians see it and then go, you got it. And then enact Tumblr genders as law. I saw a comment. Someone said it's pinterest that's what i was thinking of pinterest yeah thanks thank you sorry my bad posted that up interest i don't remember yeah i don't know either one but oh yeah pinterest you pin your interest that makes sense yeah but i guess pinterest yeah i don't know tumblr is like where idea

like people run etsy businesses or something like they pin photos and then you click it and you can buy the product or something oh yeah okay sure tumblr is where everyone everyone has some kind of neurological disorder and i'm not making that up they put in there like i was like i have all of these mental illnesses what's it called like illnesses neuro atypical yes yes so so here's the thing they're literally competing to be the most mentally ill wow i'm not exaggerating and then they say stuff like this and that's why you see celebrities So here's the thing. They're literally competing to be the most mentally ill. Wow. I'm not exaggerating.

And then they say stuff like this, and that's why you see celebrities like Britney being communists now. Wow. Interesting. So it goes from Tumblr to celebrities to politicians. Well, it's Twitter. Or Tumblr to Twitter to celebrities. So I'll put it this way. It's actually really simple.

There's an economic incentive here. News organizations want to hire journalists with lots of followers okay because their their gamble is if you write a story you got a bunch of followers you'll tweet it out it'll get traffic will make money yeah you're more of an influencer how do you get followers you lick toilet seats yeah i mean i mean she didn't the woman who did that didn't get followers for the most part but right you do things like that yeah So these journalists on Twitter then start creating insane lunacy because it attracts people to follow them. Just trying to get crazy. And then they can go to a company and say,

I got 20,000 followers. I want to get my followers the old-fashioned way. The normal way. Just by doing the same stuff I do every day anyway. Yeah, that's what I do. But here's what happens. When the news organizations then start writing this insane pro-communist stuff, then other celebrities start seeing it and start spreading.

This is the daily news. You know what, man? I don't know if the daily news posts legitimate stuff all the time, but do they? They're certified. They are green checks certified. That means it's true. I don't think Britney Spears knows anything about wealth redistribution. I don't even think she knows what that means.

She's sitting in some very expensive big room, and she's got her iPhone, and she's going like, one button at a time, like, we need communism. She's got all her yes men around her. Well, I think, I don't know if she's still owned by her dad or whatever. Conservatorship or something. That was a thing that happened to her. She was a teenager or something when she got famous?

I don't know how it works. She went off the rails. I thought that was why she had a guardian. Interesting. Do you think there's a correlation between Britney Spears being crazy and communism? Maybe. I love ragging on communism. Yeah, man.

It is a mental deficiency. All right. Well, we're going to jump to the Super Chats. All right. Here we go. We do have the next story coming up is about women in the draft. Fun. But it's funny because we just did a segment about this a week ago.

Yeah, not too long ago. And now the new story is back up because there's new conversations. They're actually thinking about doing it again. uh feminists nowhere to be found right yeah so we got a million and one super chats so let's read them all i'm gonna try but i think we're gonna have to you can do it go go go all right maddie bone says is pelosi trying to be remembered as america's nero hope all is well with you, Soy Jesus and Miss Lydia. Yeah, thank you. I don't know if she wants to be.

I don't think she cares. Like, I got to be honest, man. I don't think she cares about us. I don't see, you know, this bill getting blocked. I don't see people, you know, being confused as to what happened. They know the Democrats blocked the relief package. Yeah. And then here's what I said.

Listen, I don't care what your politics are. I reached out to a progressive guy i know and i said how do you justify a 1 404 page bill when we need an emergency relief package right now yeah exactly and they responded with like this is crazy and i'm like everybody gets it yep jim saint armor says we want you yes we can hope and change it's her turn now we we can add, quote, I'm alive to history's greatest rallying prize. So for those that don't know the reference, I kid you not. The Atlantic wrote an article that said Joe Biden said, stay alive, Joe Biden. All we need is your corporeal presence. Nice. The whole article ragged on Biden. That's nuts. While it was trying to justify Biden's role right now in the presidential race.

He's a ghost. But they were like, he has no campaign strategy, no resources, no followers, no crowds, no audiences. But that doesn't matter because people want to vote against Trump. So we just need him to live. And they don't want to vote for Bernie. So there's the there's the tagline. Vote for Joe Biden. He's alive. He's alive. alive wow he's a living human being that isn't trump dakota dad says patricia arquette scolded me on twitter for supporting the president in three tweets

it was surreal i checked and it was her i don't think she likes me wow wow a badge of honor josh thanks for coming to remember Josh. Agent says, if you watch Boris Johnson's quarantine video, it was very clear and easy to understand. I wish we could do something like that here. The restrictions in the U.S. are confusing and vague. Yeah, they seriously are. Stigma says, hey Tim, I never got my Super Chat

read as they're often late and cheap. Do you ever do some sort of super charging catch up? Well, right now we've got more stream viewers than we've ever had and it seems to be the case um when we first started we were reading super chats we only had a couple thousand people and it was easy to read everything yeah but now so many people are coming in and you know i i thank you all for watching it's amazing but it gets harder and harder because it just goes too fast so at a certain point we have to prioritize

you know and i apologize to anybody if we can't get to your comments. True that. The White Matt Studio says, Thank goodness for you guys doing these live sessions. Keep doing what you do and stay healthy. Much love to Soy Jesus. Man, people really love Soy Jesus. Thank you. I feel the love and I love you guys too. I'm having a great time on the show.

It's great. Critchian says, Thoughts on VR, buy now or wait? I don't know. I got a PSVR, and it is incredible. Yeah. Well, I actually haven't tried the Oculus. So the Oculus Quest, I think it is, the one that is like got no cables. The cordless one. That is amazing.

The cords never bothered me. I mean, you don't have cords on the handles. I played Skyrim VR. It is incredible. I played co-op some co-op shooting games with a couple buddies of mine and it is so fun to be in a virtual world

seeing your buddy and we're like, hey that's you! We're like pointing our guns at each other like, yeah! Shooting in the air. It's awesome. Skyrim VR is incredible. It's definitely the future of gaming though. But we are so close to having cordless so I've read this you can actually sideload skyrim into the oculus quest oh and like it's low quality oh but like i don't think it's

that bad like people are actually able to pull it off the but there's other ways you can do it you can stream the video too there's a but i think they banned this interesting someone hacked it so that you could stream digital like like you could wirelessly stream your monitor to the Oculus Quest and play. Oh, okay. I see. That way. Alright. I tried playing the Oculus with the big cable going down my back, but it's like, you're limited.

Once you play the Quest, and you're like spinning in circles and jumping, it's like, wow, dude. It's amazing. And you have a big yard. Well, PS5 is coming coming soon and there's rumors of psvr 2 that's going to come out for ps5 and i'm sure it's going to be wireless yeah you're definitely going to try to do something like that all right let's read some more before we do though make sure you subscribe and hit the like button so you get notified when we do the show yeah

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Like the coronavirus vaccines? I don't know. I did see something about us being chipped soon. I mean, they've been talking about chipping. Is that what that is? I don't know what that is. So there have been people who have voluntarily gotten chip implants, like how cats do and stuff. It's a bad idea.

Why? Well, I don't know what the latest chips are, but there is potentially a risk if you have to get an MRI or something and you've got a metal, you know, embedded under your skin. Rip it right out. Rip it right out.

It gets really hot and then... So I've heard stories about that. I don't know a whole lot. Yeah, no thanks. I don't want to get... There have been people who have done it, but the problem is, you know, early on there was this big push for people to get chips impl There have been people who have done it, but the problem is, you know, early on, there

was this big push for people to get chips implanted in their hands, like between their thumb and their index finger. Like a passport or something? Yeah, and then you could walk up to doors and just, when you grab it, the door opens. Okay. And then we invented cell phones. Oh, yeah. That's way back.

So it was before cell phones? Yeah. So now all of a sudden, it's like you can just press a button on your phone and the door opens. Right. So it's like, do we really need to, you know. Some people are still doing it. I think it's dumb.

I don't think you need to do it. I agree. Now if we get like the Neuralink stuff, I'll be first in line. Really? After it's FDA approved, of course. Okay. Are you serious, dude? Neuralink?

All right. You were just talking about virtual reality Skyrim. I know, but I, no, no. I'm not saying I have anything against it. I thought the last time we talked about it you were a little not sure about it no way dude oh really I was like plug me in put me in Skyrim and never bother me again

I'm not coming out of my room I will retire in two seconds and I will be the greatest ranger in all of Skyrim leader of the Nords or whatever oh okay so you side with the Nords oh I don't know I don't know.

I don't care. I just want to shoot fireballs at dragons. And no one can get me out of my room at that point. But it'll be awesome. That'd be great. And then you got to think about what else comes with Neuralink stuff. Like hooking a computer to your brain. Then you can just walk up to the door and the door will open for you.

You don't got to think. I mean, we can do that now, but there'll be security access and it'd be way easier. You could just think a word, but then you could also- I do not want that. Telepathy, dude. You could think to someone else's Neuralink and then they know what you're thinking.

No. Cool. And then how long until, the best part is, I'm excited for this, I'd imagine it's only 20 years until we're fully assimilated into the Borg. Yep.

Boom. That's what I'm going for. There you go. We are the Borg. So the story of the Borg. Yep. Boom. That's what I'm going for. We are the Borg. So the story of the Borg and Star Trek, I could be wrong, was that they were very much like humans and medical technology kept expanding and integrating until they eventually

formed a hive. But they do have a queen, I guess, so it was like someone took over or something. Well, that was the voice of the Borg, wasn't it? The queen? Like the queen? I don't know. She was an individual. Oh, really? Yeah, and the rest were drones that served her the Queen? I don't know. She was an individual. Oh, really? Yeah, and the rest were drones that served her or something.

I don't remember that episode. It's been so long. I think that was the movie, actually. Oh, it was in the movie. Yeah, which one of the movies? I don't know. I don't know. ZZ, thanks for becoming a member.

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even though I'm a trad Catholic. Would you have H.A. Goodman on the show? I do not know who that is. Let me look that person up. But thank you. Wugnut became a member. Thanks very much. Thank you.

Josh Rush says, Everyone complains about having to stay home and limit social gatherings, but I'm okay with. I've been doing this for a year already. And I, doing my show and now doing this show, we don't leave anyway. We just, you know. Indeed. But we have a skate park in the backyard, so. and a garden that i'm working on yeah just us says pick one rapid herd immunity or flatten the curve yeah i think the uk wanted to do uh rapid herd

immunity yeah right but they backpedaled fast i don't know because they were like too many people die too fast yeah i don't think that's a good a good idea because we still don't know enough about it. If we had a ventilator for every single person, we might be able to try that. It's better to just... We do not have that. They have even less. It's better. John...

Did I pronounce that right? McLeod says... John McLeod? McLeod? McLeod? I'm sorry. Time for the holy word of Pim Tool and receive the greatness of Beanie Father, Soy Jesus, and Holy Unseen. Tim, I also emailed you an article of the possibility of two coronaviruses from two different animals and made COVID-19.

Interesting. They have talked about that before. We saw those articles. Two strains. Yeah. It was actually being tracked by, I think, epidemiologists showing a split at some point. So it might be similar but different. Someone in the chat actually asked to

talk about the uh the hanta virus but that's actually hanta virus hanta virus so so that actually has been around for a long time it's not new it's not new it's it's from uh vermin yeah rats it is zoonotic you have to you have to get their blood or saliva or dried urine into into your system yeah so it doesn't spread through human-to-human contact. And it's been around, so you've got nothing to worry about. Unless you go around into the sewers and play with rats or something. If you're eating rats, you might have something to worry about. Don't eat bats.

Don't eat rats. Those are the rules. It's a pretty simple rule. Let's grab some more Super Chats. But I will also mention you can follow us, me there and Adam there. Oh, yeah. At TimCast, at AdamKrigler. Follow me. Twitter, Instagram, yeah at timcast at adam criggler follow me twitter instagram there's me tweet at me so uh but i bring this up because if you do have story

ideas like adam was mentioning people are asking about hantavirus you can tweet at him and send messages and then you know we will yeah hit me up here we go terry olsen says omg those without laugh tracks you find out who's funny conan o''Brien is the only one who was funny and that's one of the reasons like he's doing a podcast doing his independent show yeah so many of these people are just not funny yeah who does the the tonight show the Jimmy Fallon so Jimmy Fallon was doing a show and he was he was reading tweets about the coronavirus or something and you see him hold it up and he starts giggling he's like ha ha and he looks over to his laptop and hits the laugh track and the laugh track hits and then he's like and then he reads the next one and he's like he's like cracking himself up but it wasn't funny have you ever he waited way too

long to go to the laugh track so it was so blatantly obvious like oh yeah and i the laugh track by the way and moving and it was just like cringy. Have you ever seen those videos where it's like Big Bang Theory without the laugh track? No, I haven't. And it's like, I've always hated the Big Bang Theory. I've never really watched it. Me too. Oh my gosh. I've never seen it. There's no jokes.

It's not funny. It's like, the formula is, someone will say something like, Oh, did you walk the dog? And then the guy will say something about the the the scientific name of the dog and its origin and why would i want to do that and then they play a laugh track so when you take the laugh track out it's just some guy going like why would i walk a dog a canine whatever caninus lupus or something yeah domesticus and then they'd be like and they just stand there for two seconds and nothing happens and the guy will like, what do you mean you didn't walk the dog?

What were you just doing? And then he'll say something about an algorithm and then stand there for two seconds and nothing happens. Because that's where the laugh track would be. It's really, really weird. No thanks. I hate these shows. No laugh track for me. I'm good.

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You have all of my respect. Thank nice thanks appreciate that thorin parp says hated soy jizz at first but he's grown on me like a bad case of the herp you'll learn to live with it thanks to you guys i was stocked for two months before covid was out of china love you guys never get rid of me now you can take medication to better live with the symptoms soy jesus soy jesus student of history says celebrities are macabre marionettes and when you cut the strings you see the lack of anything with the standard they're given seriously look at madonna like literally a puppet they lose their minds yeah just flopping around frightening man steven says don't have to ask soy jesus to show more skin after finding his a and f work no he used to look like adult film performer blake mitchell that's a

compliment that's a compliment adam oh the compliment adam thanks go with it yay thank you uh the new says send all the celebrities to the ost front no that is what is that i don't know it sounds agopian thanks for coming to I don't know. It sounds terrible. Agopian. Thanks for becoming a member. Doty says, I had such a crush on Ryan Reynolds when I was young, and he played in Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place. Did you guys watch that show? I did not. I've never heard of it. No, but Ryan Reynolds is great. How can you lose your crush on

Ryan Reynolds, though? That's my question. Mine has only grown... He's a treasure. Yeah, exactly. I'm starting to get a crush on this guy. Polar Bear Jago says, Reminds me of Lili Jean. She faked her climb to fame. It was really sad to see. JMX says,

Got into my first false narrative argument about coronavirus today due to the couple that drank tank cleaner in Arizona. It's insane how many people just read a headline and use it to prop up their worldview. Oh, man. And if you got into it with friends, family over this stuff. Dude. Oh, dude.

Of course. All the time. No. You know, we talked about the tank cleaner story earlier because friends, family over this stuff. Dude. Oh, dude. Of course. All the time. No. You know, we talked about the tank cleaner story earlier because I did a thing on it. It was ridiculous, man. So Trump correctly pointed out that there were several stories about a couple drugs that when worked together were promising. Yeah.

But the studies were. Medicinal drugs. Prescribed to people. That worked for malaria, like actual medicine that's worked for many years. And so here's what happens next. A bunch of people in the media started writing stories that fish cleaner contained the substance and people were buying it. And then a couple of people in Arizona decided to drink a bottle of it. First of all.

Not a bottle. They took a whole teaspoon each and dumped it in with soda and mixed it and drank it. It's like, that is insane. Even if it was the pure amount, that's way too much. Right, right. So that's the thing. First of all, if Trump said it's promising and then someone was like, I think I'll overdose. Okay, you can't blame.

What? Oh, yeah. Then they blame Trump. If somebody was like, you know, make sure to take – the point I made was sodium. Like, you got to have a lot of sodium in your diet. Yeah. And then so someone goes out and goes to, like, a chemist or something and buys pure metallic sodium and then eats it. And then go, oh, I'm dying.

You told me to eat – Burns a hole straight through their body to the floor. Wouldn't even get through their mouth. Like a Tesseract cube. Yeah. I don't even want to know what would happen. Like a Tesseract cube. I don't even want to know what would happen a tesseract cube i don't even know want to know what would happen if someone took a big chunk of sodium just swallowed it oh man it wouldn't get through your mouth it wouldn't

start interacting right in your mouth i know i'm saying if they put in their mouth and just swallowed right away i don't know yeah it would do so so it's alcohol it's an alkaline right is it that's what it is so yeah and so it when it reacts with water, it oxidizes rapidly. Yeah, she goes, yeah, well, I was putting away the dog food and I saw this fish. And it's not actually fish cleaner. That's actually wrong. It was actually a treatment for fish that had a parasite in their body. Yeah, for like ick or something.

So it's like you would think that that would work. Like you're not a doctor. You're just going to take this stuff and just eat it i looked this stuff up uh-huh 10 grams yeah treats 125 gallons of water let's just drink 10 grams spoon is approximately 4.2 grams at least as far as sugar goes she got lucky oh all these media outlets started blaming the president yeah it's like andrew cuomo told us to take the drug yeah and he said it's promising and they're why don't why don't the headlines of the news say after you know when men and women you know die after consuming drug that andrew cuomo promoted well because he's probably going to be

propped up as the future democrat golden boy. It is so absurd. I don't know what world these people live in, but you know they know they're lying. They're like, we'll blame it on Trump for this one. It's like, dude, Trump never told anybody to ingest fish tank antiparasitics. Could you imagine if Trump was like,

there's this really great antiparasitic that helps the fish. Go eat it right now. Don't do that, by the way. No, please don't. That's insane. You're goingparasitic that helps the fish. Go eat it right now. Don't do that, by the way. No, please don't. That's insane. You're going to get clipped out of context? Yeah.

Oh, man. Well, I mean, I'm doing an impersonation, so I'm pretty sure that'll be okay. Hopefully. I don't know. All right. Let's read some more of these Super Chats. Tommy, thanks for the Super Chat. Clinton Miller says, buy a Corona. Ooh, I might.

I like Corona. Top Gunny says, T-Pain autotune Tim. He's a pretty good singer without it, though. Oh, okay. T-Pain popularized the use of autotune. But there are a lot of people who are not good singers who use it. Aaron says, been watching almost every day since you went to Sweden, but never

forked over any dough for all your effort. Have some. Hey, thanks, man. Appreciate it. Thanks. All right. Top Gunny says, Florbo reminds me of the unisex Teletubbies. Oh, that's Sam Smith. Yeah. I agree with that. I didn't know they were unisex Teletubbies. I don't know what they. Yeah. I agree with that. I didn't know they were unisex. I don't know what they are. Freaking monsters.

Alright. I can't read this name. What is it? Gendankin Verbature. Can't see it. Hey Tim, try to get Isaac Arthur YouTube on the show. You will probably like him. He will blow your mind with space stuff. Greetings from Germany. P.S. Lydia, how many Skyrim jokes have you endured? Just a few.

It's a new thing. It was from Super Chat. Someone called her Lydia of Whiterun. I like it, though. You latched onto it, though. Somebody made me a meme with my face on her.

It is pretty good. Oh, that's great. Yeah, it was great. I want to see that meme. It's pretty cool. They did a good job. Andrew Starr says, the switch flipped

and Tim is now a conservative. No, I'm where I've always been. Right in the middle. No. No? No, no. Right in the middle, a little to the south to the left

no what's crazy is you're right handed right the wheel is shifting the window is moving the Overton window is shifting so it's moving

so far left that people on the left are now on the right edge of the Overton window oh right that's why they call regular conservatives far right

even though they're regular conservatives who are like center right for the past 30 years. It's all about perspective. So from way over there, they're far right just because they're so far left. It's simple, man. To a conservative, they look to their left and there I am. To the average leftists, they look to their right and they can't see me because they're so far left. They see me and it's like they see me and then right behind me are the conservatives so they

assume it's one group yeah they can't tell the difference yeah good point dude the policy positions i've defended free speech like border security national security like bernie sanders was for all these things uh the democrats for all these things was were and was exactly now it's like how insane was it when bernie on the debate stage was talking about giving non-citizens health care at a time when we're desperate to save our icu beds yeah i don't get it that is mind-blowingly insane or the whole thing that the bailout has a huge package for for them also for for migrants and refugees for migrants and refugees yeah before americans yep mind blown they just want to slam it all in there meta says

eric weinstein recently interviewed james o'keefe on his podcast the portal it mostly revolved around the ethics of journalism and o'keefe's methods i think you'd find it interesting and are uniquely qualified to weigh in you probably i think james o'keefe is pretty cool ward spose says i'll be keeping my membership up as you are an honest journalist and you are needed appreciate it agreed next says just tuned in i'd suggest those celebrities buy a vr headset and go on vr chat Keeping my membership up as you are an honest journalist and you are needed. Appreciate it. Agreed. Next says, just tuned in. I'd suggest those celebrities buy a VR headset and go on VR chat if they are craving social interaction. Yeah, that'd do it.

They can certainly afford it for sure. True. Rose says, local bar. $2 Coronas. Hysteria sold separately. There you go. Archie, thanks for the super chat. Thanks.

Gregory says, bidet is finally winning. Yes. Yeah. J Max says, Tim, but the toilet paper shortage is super rough on me since I have IBS and really bad hemorrhoids. Oh, man. I'm stocked for a while. That sucks.

Thanks to the Tim crew and other journalists, but down to ten rolls in a house of four. God's help us. Oh, no. You gotta get that bidet, dude. Yeah. Go to Home Depot. The Red Bike Match says, Well, since you asked nicely, Adam, I won't park my semi-truck. Okay.

Jen McMahon says, God, whose name is Chuck, said hoard toilet paper. Hoard it like gold. He warned us during season five of Supernatural ten years ago. Is that real? Is that on the show?

I don't know. Is that show still going, too? I think it is. Probably. Supernatural? Yeah, it is. I think so. I used to watch it.

Christopher Burke says, Yes. Let's take life and political advice from someone under a conservatorship and can't legally make her own decisions. Yes, that's Britney. There you go. ML says, I'm going to spend my membership fee on Super Chats instead because you read my comment and see me exposed, respectively. Soy Jesus, you cute BB. Aw, shucks.

Oh, we just jumped. All right, we're're gonna have to speed things up now because we are absolutely getting slammed on super chats so my apologies if we miss your comment a little more time we're good oh man but we we have a lot oh wow i didn't see how we got a ton how much that just jumped okay oh yeah one garza says maybe the reason trump is doing so well now is because people are actually listening to him instead of edited media versions. Well, they still are listening to that, but what I think is happening is the narrative is becoming so condensed

because so much is changing so fast. Well, and people aren't working, so they actually have the time to watch him themselves. And they're sitting there listening to him, and they're going, oh. And then they're turning and watching the news and going, but I saw what he said, and that's not what he said. Like, what is going on here? But I do think it's like... At least that's what's happening with going, but I saw what he said and that's not what he said. Yep. Like, what is going on here?

But I do think it's like normally. That's what's happening with me because I'm watching him and seeing this for myself. It's like the media. The media would be like today in news, the sky is blue. And then a couple of weeks go by and Trump will be at like an event. No, but it's really incredible. The sky is blue. I don't know if you've heard this.

And then all of a sudden articles pop up saying the sky is actually black. Trump is wrong. It's a reflection of particles in the sky. This man has the mind of a second grader. It's ridiculous. And so no one remembers the story from a couple of weeks ago. Right. But now, because everything's changing so fast, they'll be like Vox today. The left wing site deleted an article from January 31st saying this will not be a global pandemic. It is not that big of a deal. Why were they saying that? Because Trump enacted a travel ban. So Vox immediately runs with orange man bed. No, Trump is wrong. It is not a pandemic. The flu is worse. And now here we are. Yep. And people remember the stories because they weren't that long ago. And so the media is flip-flopping every other day. It's crazy.

And people are finally going, you just said yesterday this wasn't a pandemic. Now you're saying it is. Now you're saying Trump is wrong, but Trump just closed the borders. You just called Trump, like Joe Biden called Trump xenophobic for closing the borders. And now they're demanding Trump close the borders. It's like, I'm lost. Yeah. But people have all the time in the world right now because they're not working.

So it's like blaringly obvious to everybody what's going on. Yeah. But there are still people who live in bubbles. I agree. So much is being exposed. Yeah. But look, if you live in a bubble where you're just seeing all the news all day, that's anti-Trump. Regular Americans aren't there. Yeah.

Regular Americans are talking to each other. True. And this was part of the research done by Edelman. Edelman Research found that people are less likely to trust journalists. There's the smallest group when it comes to coronavirus. Yeah. And one of the highest rated groups was someone like me. You personally, you?

No, no, no. A quote. Someone like me. Oh, okay. Right. So meaning like my neighbor or my friend. Right. Someone on my level.

Right. Yeah. And guess what they're saying? The people are asking me, what just happened? Like I heard the Democrats blocked the relief thing. And I'm like, that's correct. That is what happened. But why?

And I'm like, they want to inject a bunch of like. Actually, quote, they wanted to get their view or whatever it was. They said this is our opportunity to reshape things in our vision. It's like, ooh, we have a chance. To exploit desperation. Now that is saying the quiet part out loud. Yep. That's dirty, man.

Holy moly. That is out in the open. That's crazy, man. I'm loving it. Yeah. The mask slips. They don't care anymore. She wants to give like $38 million to some school.

Well, so here's the thing. What's up with that? I don't care about the schools. No, you don't? I mean, I don't like them. There's multiple things like that. Not all of them are schools. Here are the bigger issues.

If you're going to give money to an industry that pays people a wage, everybody's hurting right now. Okay, yeah. So I understand the criticism that the performing arts center, like JFK Performing Arts Center or whatever, is not critical infrastructure. It's like, yeah, but dude, come on, man. If someone's got a job and they're out of work right now or they're not getting paid i understand a bailout to any industry that pays staff i guess they would deserve a bailout before all the banks do mandating that big companies have racial diversity quotas increase their their base pay uh pay rate to like 15 an hour and forgiving student loan debt i'm like no no whoa whoa whoa you're not bailing anybody what is this how times do they use the word diversity? 32.

32. What does that have to do with anything? What is this? It has nothing to do with saving people from coronavirus. Americans need help right now. We just lost our jobs. So their argument was there's no restrictions on any of these corporations, so we're going to make them. If you get money, you have to give it to brown people.

Like, part of it was that these companies have to increase their board to have more women and racially diverse you know non-white people that has nothing to do with anything you want to have an argument about diversity have a headache you want to have an argument about diversity we'll have an argument yeah but right now people are just trying to get some money you know pay the rent yeah buy some food buy some food and toilet paper more importantly dude i can rant on this all day it's mine let's move on all right we're gonna we're gonna speed up a little bit now through the super chat so i i you I apologize if we miss you.

Psychea, thanks for the Super Chat. Rex says, wanted to thank you, Tim, for convincing me to get my supplies early on. Whenever the virus settles down, if y'all ever come to Central VA, I'll buy drinks and we can talk video games or something fun. Cool, man. Appreciate it. ZZ says, in my town, I could find everything from toilet paper to giant bags of rice and beans and cleansers but cans of biscuit dough was nowhere to be found really interesting better priorities

than toilet paper I'll say yeah right is it yeah that's probably like regional it's food random yeah it's food although those are really good I gotta press it rolls they're so good Nathan says Pelosi won't release aid to the American people unless the Republicans give her what she wants guess we now have to impeach her yep oh Nathan says, Pelosi won't release aid to the American people unless the Republicans give her what she wants.

Guess we now have to impeach her. Yep. Oh. Backfree says, myself and parents thank you. Because of your videos, we were informed and prepared for this crisis. Hey, appreciate it, you know. I just do what I think works for me. And if I say I'm going to do it, then I say, you know, I'll tell other people what I'm doing.

Helping people. Love it. Casted says, Baron from Hickory Hills Skate says what's up tim happy to support your content yo what up baron it's been a long time i skate in hickory hills all the time oh cool yeah a bunch of a bunch of the homies down there nice like fry like fry thanks for becoming a member and shire logistics thanks for becoming a member as well as polar bear thank you cz says quantum dot tattoos are what id 2020 are talking about bill gates mentioned digital certificates will indicate whether you've been tested vaccinated love what

you guys are doing go hard well you know what i had a conversation once with this old feller and he was complaining about social security numbers and this was a long time ago so i don't i could be misremembering a lot of it but my general understanding is that social security numbers were like a product of the great depression or something okay like people didn't used to have a register with the government a number and so this this dude was basically telling me that we don't care to him it was like a nightmare scenario where the government was like you are now getting numbered and that was horrifying for us we grew up with it we don't care yeah so what happens when you know in the some kid's born and their whole life they've got their chip and their tattoo? They're not going to care.

They're going to be like, what do you mean? Do you have your social security chip implanted? Of course I do. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Interesting. Yep. Yeah, they don't know.

Yep. Sounds like a Star Trek episode. Yeah. Maybe the Auroville. Yeah, that one where they have the little badge here. Right. And everyone can vote. Vote up or down.

Yeah. Crazy episode. Jason and Insanity Prepper Adolfo, thanks for becoming members. Appreciate it. Thanks, guys. JK says, look this up. Influenza vaccination and respiratory virus interference among DOD personnel during the 17-18 influenza season.

Likely reason medical personnel are getting it worse. Luna, thanks for becoming a member. Steven says, pure sodium in someone's mouth would be like pop rocks from hell. You'd die, but it'd be explosive with lots of fire too. We're so, so much of us is water. Yeah. I do not want to think about that. No thanks.

Dan in S says, fun fact, in ancient Rome, actors were considered low in society and weren't even allowed to testify in court because they were considered professional liars. I think we should revert to that. Yep, yep. I mean, if you're a good liar, you're a good actor. Yep, absolutely. That's it. Adam, thanks for becoming a member.

Jack says, hey, Tim, would you ever go on Sam Tripoli's show, Tinfoil Hat? I do not know who that is, but, you know. I don't know. I haven't been doing any real interviews with anybody. Just people hit me up all the time, and I'm like, I don't know. I just don't have time. Yeah, you're really busy. Yeah, I do the morning show, and then we do the night show, and it's like.

You work every day. Yes, I do. This dude works every day. Every day. I mean, you guys follow him, so you probably know. Weekends are half days, but man. Weekends are my half days. The work.

Between the two, I get a day off kind of but not really jonah jonans thanks for coming to member thanks foul lane says yo what happened to molly emily she's uh she runs subverse so she does journalism and i'm doing you know more commentary stuff there's a lot of reasons for it but she's essentially working on straight up hard news. Yeah, go follow her on Subverse. Yeah, go follow Subverse. Mr. Paul R. says, Cancel Hell No. Honest journalism is sorely missed in the media. Tim, Soy Jesus, and Lydia are a calming

influence in trying times. Lydia Camera, Before the End of Days. We will get there, I hope. Yeah, we're getting there. Perhaps. Maybe. We'll get to it after the show. We'll sit down and... We really do need to do that everyone's been asking the apocalypse has really jammed everything up

we gotta build a backdrop for her I don't know there's a lot more than just placing a camera for her what you can actually see is the room we're in is really boring and then it's only behind us that looks good and if we turn the then it's only only behind us that looks good and if we like turn the camera

it's like a basement and the thing is we have to go get stuff and i don't know if you're paying attention but there's this apocalypse coronavirus going around yeah there's like a little thing there's a there's a few different uh things you can call it but i'd rather not go outside all right let's get these super chats we'll jump to the the next segment. Go ahead. Angry Bellsprout says, did you see Tim's Waifu on the Hill YouTube channel claim current unemployment is a failure of the free market and why we need communism immediately to keep society functioning?

Crystal Ball's brain is mush, they say. That sounds like Crystal. Well, it does. But the thing about Crystal is that I've never said I think all of her opinions are good. They're not. I just appreciate that she's hosted me, honestly, and allowed me to say my ideas without, you know, acting in bad faith. She's also given a fair shake to conservatives and others.

And she does a show with Sagar and Jetty, who's also a conservative. I don't know who it is. It's just she's a progressive. He's a conservative. She's very open-minded, and she seems to work in good faith. And I really appreciate that. I appreciated that about Tulsi, too. So this is the the hill tv's uh rising show and i don't i don't agree with either of them on most things but they're honest people who do a good show so by all means you could have bad opinions i know a lot of people with bad opinions

but as long as you're honest and you don't have a conversation about those opinions you're welcome yeah it's boring to agree on everything. Yeah. Steve says, avid follower for five months, became a member last night. Back to Syracuse, New York, January 23rd from London. I was prepped before most, armed, gas mask, cigars, green, and food. 60 cases locally, first death today. Thank you for your realistic views. Appreciate it, man.

Word. Former ghost funeral service says, thank you, you tim for your efforts in news reporting thanks to you i opened the eyes of several of my friends to hypocrisy and lies the news and the dangers of the covet 19 to better prep for it appreciate it and now on to the next big segment oh here we go should should women be drafted should they they? Are you asking me? Yes, I am asking you. I mean, I don't think anyone should be drafted. But, I mean, if there's going to be a draft, I mean, I would fight if it was a good enough reason. I know I was pulled in, but... We can talk about the draft in general first.

Yeah, I guess. That's where my mind goes. Let me give everybody the news real quick. Yeah, read it. From Politico. Women should be eligible for the draft. Commission recommends. The 11-member commission's report was briefed to the Pentagon on Monday

and will be presented to the White House and congressional staffers Tuesday. Oh, my gosh. They say, quote. This is from today. Yes, today. This is a necessary and fair step making it possible to draw on the talent of a unified nation in the time of national emergency. The commissioners wrote in the 255 page report obtained by Politico. The report does not require action, but but its recommendations paved the way for lawmakers to move to include women in the draft more than 100 years after

Congress passed the Military Selective Service Act in 1917. While no one has been conscripted into the U.S. military in more than 40 years, the act requires all American men to register for the draft when they turn 18. Men who fail to register can be fined, imprisoned, and denied services such as federal student loans. The Pentagon spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment. So they say this comes five years after Defense Secretary Ash Carter formally rescinded the Pentagon's combat exclusion policy that had prevented women from serving in combat roles. Today, more than 224,000 women serve on active duty, and at least 30 women completed the U.S. Army Ranger School as of August 2019, according to the report.

My first question is, did they change the rules to make it easier for the women to pass? They did in the Marines. Right. I do know that. So we're lowering our standard to put more people in combat. Yeah, I don't agree with that. Me neither. If they're going to be a Marine, my brother's a Marine. If you're going to be a Marine, you got to go through the training and you got to prove that you're going to be a Marine. Yeah, that's what they're supposed to be, aren't they? Yeah, man. I'll tell you what. I've been in situations with untrained people, and I feel bad for some of these Marines. That they have to be put with someone that didn't go through the training that they did? I want to know. What do you mean?

When I'm in a... So I've reported in a few major urban conflict areas. I was in Egypt during the revolution. Oh, okay. And I want to know the people who are with me know how to take care of themselves. It's not about me being more prepared than you, you being more prepared than me. It's about both of us understanding what's going on because I've been, I was, I've been sent to places in conflict where the people with me had no idea how to respond to active gunfire or anything like that. And then I have to stick my neck out and carry them. It's like, dude, if a fire breaks out, can you get out of the building? Can you escape? Do

you have the capabilities? Because I'll tell you what, imagine you can walk and run like a regular person. Let's say they're sending you into a mission, a burning building. And the people with you also can walk and run like regular people. If they put you in with somebody who's in a wheelchair, you'd be like, listen, man, I got no beef against you for being in the wheelchair,

but now I literally have to pick you up and carry you and it risks both of our lives. We have standards for a reason. If you're going to go into a burning building, you got to be able to walk

and run up and down stairs like normal, right? That makes sense, yeah. I'm not trying to be mean to anybody. So when I see stories like this, and so I don't have it pulled up, you're saying that they lowered the standards for women. Yeah. This is something that it happened a while ago. So then what I'm going to be in a conflict with, you know, guns a blazing and I'm going to be like, great. Now I got to literally pick this

person up and run. I don't know how many women get into the front lines of the Marines. Probably not a lot. Yeah. So if any, I mean, they say 30 women completed the U S army rangers school. Yeah. The rangers is, is pretty tough too. It's extremely tough. But the question then is, do they lower the standards? Because I question I know people who have served. I actually briefly lived on a military base because my my sister, you know, she's married to somebody who was in the Army. Yeah. My dad was my dad's a former Marine. My brother was in the Army. And I've met a lot of people and I hear a lot of the same stories that the women who join have like although the standards might be there on paper they're not practically applied yeah what's that and does it end with the army like is this is this a thing everywhere so i i was curious about the uh those army guard

women uh the first article that comes up is the inside story of how the army reduced standards to get women through ranger training. Well then. And only 30 of them passed with an easier time to get through. Los Angeles wants more female firefighters but only 3% of the department is female.

Let it be. You know what, man? The official response from feminists on all of this is that we oppose the draft for men and women right it's like okay then will you actively protest the draft when they're not pointing at you yeah right like so we're we're all eligible for the draft you're nowhere to be seen the moment the commission steps up and says we want to draft women they all start screaming, but we oppose the draft for everybody.

No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. You're only complaining now. Dude. I mean, there hasn't been a draft in 40 years, they said. So there hasn't really been, like, guys protesting the draft at the same time. So, you know, it's kind of, you know, a little weak.

But then you shouldn't say that. Just be like, women shouldn't be drafted, right? No, I mean, that would be giving everyone ammo to be like, well, then you're just being sexist and not a feminist. Sure. Right? Here would be the more traditionalist view. Only men should be in combat. The liberal view would be, I don't care who's in combat so long as they can pass the test.

Boom. The modern leftist view is, if women can't pass the test, the test is sexist, and it needs to be made easier so we get 50% women and 50% men. I think with all things, you need to earn your keep and earn your way in, whatever it is. If it's a CEO, I don't care if it's a guy or a girl. If they proved that they know how to run a business, that they become

the CEO, dope. It doesn't matter to me what gender you've got. Makes no difference. As long as you have the abilities that the jobs require, you know, especially with the Army. Check it out. The article says, Today, the public's opinion on including

women in the draft is mixed, with 53% supporting the change and 38% opposing it in a 2017 survey cited by the commission. The commission heard from many people who fervently believe women should not be required to register for the draft. Some expressed concerns that including women would damage their ability to perform their unique status in society as wives, mothers, and caregivers. Others raised concerns over the possible risks to women posed by combat roles, saying women are more likely to be injured in training. That's all true.

I personally don't care. Women should be drafted. Draft doesn't just mean combat. Right, exactly. We can draft you and say, start making widgets. You know what I mean? Like, work in a factory, or doctors and nurses, chefs, whatever. There's a bunch of things you can do besides fighting or, you know, being a firefighter or something. The bigger issue is inclusion in combat. So, look, I'm not going to speak for the people who actually have served and might know better than I would.

But if it were me and I had to, you know, I'll put it this way. If you had to, I don't know, play a game, a pickup game basketball with your buddies. Sure. Like, and you were going to be on a team with a bunch of women versus a team of a bunch of guys. Like, I think we can make a really easy bet as to which team is going to win. And I'm not trying to be mean. It's just reality. The guys are more likely to be taller, more fast-wished muscle.

Just a fact. Now put life and death on the line. Man, if I had to pick, I want a bunch of, six foot five super ripped trained focused fearless dudes and and women like that exist too but it's the highest end of the bell curve yeah you know i mean so there's you're gonna find substantially more men so here's my ultimate thing women should be drafted if men actually nobody should be drafted to be honest yeah but in the current system i actually think there is a real reason for the draft here here's my opinion on this if right now they said we're gonna go over to the middle east and you're coming i'd be like

no i'm not you can't make me do it you know sorry however if a bunch of you know chinese boats crashed into the beaches of california i'd be like let me know what you need from me if you if you come and invade my home, I'll be standing side by side. All my American brothers and sisters saying, tell me where to point. Damn straight. But I'm not going to get in a boat and go to the Middle East for oil. No. You know, or some.

Exactly. Yeah. Some war machine right now. I don't agree with. But if it comes to protecting my country, then you know what? All right. Yeah. Your family, your home.

Here we go. They say experts argue that allowing women to participate in the draft will enable the military to access will will the will enable the military access to a wider talent pool as well as allow women to share in a fundamental civil obligation it's a good thing that you're going to be forced to join the army hey sure it's insulting to suggest america's mothers and wives and daughters couldn't contribute whether the need were rebuilding levees after a natural disaster or repelling an invasion from our shores cory shack director of foreign and defense policy studies at the american enterprise

institute told the commission america's daughters should be slotted into service as their physical and emotional suitability proves capable just like america's sons you know what you know what i gotta walk some stuff back oh yeah yeah when i'm talking about a bunch of like trained fearless dudes i'm thinking of like an excursion you know or an incursion like you're you're going in somewhere really dangerous you're surrounded by danger okay no if we're defending our shores from an incoming threat i don't care who you are take a gun point in that direction yeah you know it's like uh that's that's that's the american way man bunch of farmers picked a bunch of guns and told the regulars the gtfo true so you know i know back then they probably said keep the women safe and i think there's a really obvious reason for it evolutionary biology and psychology we should

totally get an evolutionary psychologist in here totally We're working on that, remember? So there was this... Oh, yeah, coronavirus. Yeah, that's right. No guests. No guests. I miss having guests. But here, check this out. Check this out.

This is an idea I had. Yeah. And I would love to actually have one of these evolutionary biologists or psychologists chime in and correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah, definitely. But I think about... I was playing Fallout. I think this is in Fallout 3. There's Vault 68 and Vault 69. Okay. Do you know what those vaults are? No, I don playing Fallout. I think this is in Fallout 3. There's Vault 68 and Vault 69.

Do you know what those vaults are? No, I don't remember. I'll just give a quick bit of context for those who aren't familiar with the Fallout game series. It's nuclear annihilation wipes out civilization, and there are a bunch of vaults built by a company called Vault Tech. It turns out many of them are actually experiments, but everyone hides in these shelters when the nukes go off.

Vault 68 and Vault 69 were vaults where there was like 99 men and one woman or 99 women and one man. One man. And so, you know, I was thinking about what would really happen in a circumstance like that. And one thing is true. If you have a civilization, if you have a society or like a tribe, and there's 100 men and 100 women and 99 women die you're likely going to collapse yeah because you can have what one kid in nine months it's over that

we're a limiting factor yeah that's true however if you if 99 men die that one guy can have you can make it 99 like 100 feet you know babies in nine months and totally start repopulating civilization and those women who don't have kids are capable of helping sustain and support and Like, 99, like, 100, you know, babies in nine months and totally start repopulating civilization. And those women who don't have kids are capable of helping sustain and support and grow. So men are expendable. Yeah. And so what ends up happening is we developed gender norms, like the draft, based on the fact that the women must survive. Otherwise, your civilization is over.

And yet, like, the Vikings would steal the women from, like, the British british isles or whatever yeah so that's the importance of women to a functioning civilization however today everything's safe we're in a bubble yeah we got too many people already though we are seeing population decline which is kind of scary but now because there's no real fear of humans going extinct feminism put them in combat give them a gun whatever we don't care we got more than enough people across the board we're safe they wanted equality well now they get it but i don't know we'll see what happens this this thing pops up every few years and they want women to you know join and i think the best point is that they can do any other job it's interesting that they'd be talking about this now with all

this pressure between us and china you know because i mean we kind of toyed at it a little bit every so often with like trump's been kind of warning us all that like china's trying to take our power away i'm yep sorry they we're actively doing we're giving them our power yeah as they're trying to take it it's like you know they're taking we're giving and now now they're in a really stressful situation where they're losing their grip on the world or trump's like we're gonna take our power back sorry we're bringing it all back so now they're kind of like stressed now they're talking about the draft yep and why women should be involved yeah they're getting ready it's like yeah it's almost like

they're getting ready for something. Whenever there's a big crisis, I assure you, people in these rooms start saying, do we have enough people? Yeah, and I don't think they do. Right? I mean, I don't know what the status of our military is. Compared to China, they have 1.3 billion people.

We have 330 million. So they've got a billion more people than us? They have a massive standing army, but they don't have the same tech we do. We have like a ridiculous amount of military tech bases all over the world. True. So we're tough. And we also have coalition with like European countries and to whatever extent Canada is part of our coalition. I don't know.

But, you know. Right. I think there's a lot more people who are more interested in global stability. But China wants to be a bigger power and they've been pushing and stealing and stripping things away. And our crony politicians have been ponying up whatever they've asked for taking their money. Well, now that the world is kind of falling apart, I don't even think it's necessarily China. Right. It's like we're in a chaotic situation as it is yeah like theoretically we're facing a serious threat and if it got really bad to the point where we saw like 20 or 30 percent mortality

we'd all probably be conscripted to some degree true or actually i'd be willing to bet i'd get a national security letter saying like these are your propaganda talking points i'd be totally willing to bet that'd be the case that's's a good point. Yep. Like, you need to spread this information. Yep. You need to tell people to do this. Like, if we were facing, like, a serious threat, they would probably go to people like me and, like, Joe Rogan and be like, if you say this, we'll shut you down. Here's what we want you

to say. Yeah. Because information is powerful. We will turn you off. Yep. Or we'll lock you up and light up the room. Even worse. Yeah, true. But I'd imagine everybody would be conscripted in some capacity. If the mortality rate was really, really, really high. Yeah, man.

People don't realize that we live on... Man, we are in a beautiful paradise golden age. Yeah. They really don't realize it. Societies like... Give thanks every day for what you've got, please. Seriously, guys. Because we are lucky right now.

Here's what I think about the Second Amendment. We really are. I don't think the Second Amendment was necessarily about stopping a tyrannical government. OK. A lot of people say that, you know, if the U.S. government goes out of control, then it's the right of the people to fight back. And that is true. That is things that was said by the founding fathers. I think the Second Amendment was Second Amendment.

Second Amendment was simple. Somebody might try and invade our country. If everybody has guns, they can't. And that's actually been true. What's the famous quote? There's a gun behind every blade of glass. Glass. The blade of glass.

Oof. There is a gun behind every blade of grass in the United States. And that makes it impossible for foreign armies to actually invade. Yeah, it's true. You can't occupy a street corner with a missile, with a fighter plane. That is correct. And so if everybody in this country is strapped, you can come in. They're going to be firing back at you.

So they can't do anything. That's what it's all about. So we actually, as part of the foundation of this country, know that we are facing serious threats throughout our entire existence. Can Chinese citizens have guns? I'm just curious. I don't actually know. I would be willing to bet, like, my life that they can't. But I'm not sure.

So I went to Texas several months ago, and I was on Glenn Beck's podcast. And his studio is awesome. He's got a bunch of newspapers from, like, the 1800s. And one of them, I was reading a story about a guy who was staying outside of a bar smoking

and another guy just pointed like a pistol in his chest and pulled the trigger. Bam. Jeez. Yep. Life was nuts back then.

People died all of the time. Red Dead Redemption 2. People are killing everything all the time. It's like the true nature. Yeah. Could you imagine like actually living in a world where you were scared that a bear might attack your town no and

you were had to had weapons or the random guy passing by you might shoot you and take your stuff yep without a thought and that still might happen today but we've moved like it's just well i mean it's probably more numerous because there's more people. But it's crazy to me to think back like 200 years ago, you could be walking down a dirt path and someone could be like, I'm going to take your stuff. Blam. Take your stuff. And no one would ever figure out who did it. Exactly. You show up at night.

You wear a mask. You take someone down. You take it. It's over. People don't realize we've built this society that is so safe. This comfortable bubble we live in you know feminism only exists because of the security and safety we have if we if we go to war it's gonna be you know all over gone yeah it's like well it's like that article we were reading the

other day where the woman said we're going back to the 1950s yeah you bet you yep yeah there's a an article going on or like a meme i think It's just like there's silence from all the different talking points that all these screamers on Twitter and all the different places. There's like, we haven't heard anything about any of these issues. No, none. Like what issues? Just gender. Any of the things happening right now. Oh, right, right, right.

Social justice. Social justice. Disappeared. Just like that. Feminism. Overnight. No one's talking about it anymore. It's like, hmm. A little bit. Diverse. There's been. Like what? right right right social justice social justice disappeared just like that feminism overnight no one's talking about it anymore it's like a little bit there's there's been what there was a story

that said like trans affirming surgeries it's like the coronavirus epidemic shows how society views trans affirming surgeries as like cosmetic and you know or something like that and it was like from the perspective that these people's lives will be saved by these surgeries. It's like, I mean, yes, but they can wait. Can it wait? Well, they argue no. They say people are dying. They're killing themselves.

And it's like, right. But that person is choking on their own choosing to blood on their own fluids. And they're scratching and clawing at the wall desperate for help right now. Right. Yep. And there were other articles going around about how Nazis are trying to weaponize the coronavirus. And it's like, dude,

but for the most part, it's out. It's luxury. It's luxury politics. They only exist in wealthy, advanced, safe civilizations and societies. And once conflict and crisis comes everyone's got to got to do their part you know that that's conscription man it's like listen i don't i don't agree with the draft i don't to an extent like being sent overseas like the vietnam thing was insane yeah exactly but what would happen right

now if aliens invaded oh man you better believe every human being would take up arms. True that. And they would join the global coalition Earth front to fight back against the alien threat. Definitely. You'd have no choice. Right. Or we're going to lose our planet. We just watched War of the Worlds, right?

Yeah. Like Tom Cruise didn't want to fight. He's like the main character. He's like running to save his family. And then he ends up fighting. Well, technically he was only running to grab his screaming daughter over and over and over again. Right. I feel like that's really what the movie was.

So what you're saying is. With CGI. In the event of a major catastrophe we just have to wait for Earth's germs to kill the aliens. Yep. Yep. That's basically what happened in the movie. I just spoiled it for all of you. Too bad. Too bad. It's old. It's way old. It was good though actually. Even I've seen it. It's good for being that old.

Let's jump to the Super Chats to see what everyone else thinks about women being drafted. Fun. All right. Let's see. Where are we at? We'll try and figure out where we left off. And it's always hard to find where the last Super Chat was. Where are we at?

Here we go. Alex Aiello says, super chat was where are we at here we go alex i always says uh i always says lydia here is the supernatural uh here is the supernatural clip spread word of chuck oh there you go oh you can actually click it sweet cool mayan says the lockdown is to cut off adrenochrome to celebs oh yeah uh joseph metzler says this covet 19 is exposing a lot of problems that most people aren't even noticing you guys don't even know the half of it speaking as a hazmat worker well tell us i guess yeah want to hear more wolfault says thoughts on the saying follow the white rabbit i don't know what does that mean i just think of the matrix yeah i think of alice in wonderland which is

where it's originally from i think yes yeah but. Yeah, but the Matrix is way cooler. Yeah, the Matrix is way more modern. No, I don't know. I like Alice in Wonderland. It's trippy. A little trippy. I like the premise of what it means in the Matrix. I like that Alice in Wonderland song from the 70s. Which one was that?

White Rabbit. Actually, I'm pretty sure it means the same in the original movie, too. Yeah, it's like the same idea. The White Rabbit is someone you follow down the rabbit hole. Yeah. That's all. I'd jump in the rabbit hole. Right?

For sure. L Duke says, shout out from New Mexico. Yeah. That's all. I'd jump into the rabbit hole. Right? For sure. L Duke says, shout out from New Mexico, USA. How's it going? Michael says, hope you're sharing the money that is for your reporting and honesty. Appreciate it. Mixed Cheese says,

follow the white rabbit. All right. S Head, thanks for becoming a member. Joshua says, hey Tim, have family, friends who are very sick and in the hospital.

I really don't want them to have the virus. Please pray for them. They will be in my thoughts. For sure. Michael says, hey, Tim, have family, friends who are very sick and in the hospital. I really don't want them to have the virus. Please pray for them. They will be in my thoughts. For sure. Michael says, Dallas says gun stores are not essential businesses, but liquor stores are. Keep the public drunk, not armed. Dallas is embarrassing Texas today. Wow.

I'm pretty sure most people in Texas are armed already. Yeah, I think so. You'd be surprised, man. You'd be surprised. Yeah, I guess maybe I would. Because there's big urban centers, but you never know. True. Big towns.

Former Ghost says, thank you, Tim, for your efforts in news reporting. Thanks to you, I opened the eyes of several of my friends. Oh, I read that one. Bert says, can you decorate this room with Adam pinups? Well, we have the raw material from the A&F shoot, right? Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, someone did a deep dive and liked it i was like

oh someone went someone scrolled for that picture but it's funny mr paul r says lydia would probably make the bland wall look lovely questionable mayan says tim tell everyone to research adrenochrome what is that so this is a thing that supposedly the celebrities take to keep them young and there's a theory right now that they're going crazy because they don't have access to it. It's a fake drug? No, it's a real thing. Adrenochrome. But they're saying that it's used as like the blood of the virgins or whatever.

Oh. The blood of the young people or I don't know. Oh, is that the thing where they like eat pituitary glands or something? Yeah, it's so weird. I don't know enough about it. Whatever. It's not a thing. Matt Hatter says, people on

Twitter are starting to link Federal Reserve I'm, what is this? I also have to cough. Excuse me. You're supposed to cough into your... I'm hitching a ride on the first starship to Mars. Call me Fredo. Incogchito says, did you know there

was an Italian Jedi? His name was Obi-Wan Kenobi. Well then, we now know. That's cute. Wordy the Bird says, draft beer, not war. Absolutely. Yes. Supreme Horizon says, butt chugging is when you put a tube connected to a funnel into your butt.

Yes, we know. You only know this because of a thousand ways to die show. We know. It goes in and then you drink it? Well, hard liquors. It goes right in your bloodstream. That's the whole liquor soaked tampons thing. I was thinking

it was something like the butt chugs that we were talking about where you drink it from someone else's. Oh no! So I was like whoa, that's a whole new level. I'm so happy that's not a thing. Asad says, if it's all about equal rights then yes, women should be drafted but most women should still never be infantry. I agree. Ray Vasquez says, women shouldn't be

drafted, but feminists should. Giving them the chance to prove anything a man can do, a woman can. Kevin says, Taha is bringing my dominoes. Taha. All right. Mr. Paul R says, Israeli defense force has men and women in defense on their sovereign territory. Yeah. Kyle Miller says, what is your definition of what a conservative is, Tim? It seems like the definition of conservative has changed over time. I consider myself a liberal long ago, but now I feel dejected by the left. Yeah, there is an actual breakdown in the political compass of what conservative is. It tends to be center right and liberal tends to be center left, just underneath the line between the libertarian quadrant and the authoritarian quadrant. So liberals lean towards freedom, but they still believe in a decent amount of authority for the

state, but not so much. And they lean left towards cooperative markets instead of competitive markets, which would be like a free market versus socialism. So most Americans are center, center left or center right. And America as a whole leans slightly center right from most people. We now have this big burgeoning class of far leftist socialists, communists, tankies, all this stuff. And they view everyone as far right. Right. And it makes no sense. It's like because defined far right. You can't. If you move that far left, then everything's far right of you. Because the compass is defined at, you could argue that their definition is cultural, meaning ultra traditionalist, but the political compass

doesn't define things this way. The far right is competitive markets. It's just, you know, that doesn't make sense. So Paxton says freedom requires duty. If you want want all the freedoms but don't willingly do your duty to serve then you lose some of those freedoms to make up for that duty draft those chicks even if they just work in logistics makes sense freedom and responsibility you guys ever see starship troopers yeah great movie oh i need to watch that their society is it's a uh what is it called it's like a liberal society but you can only vote if you join for two years or something like that. That's how it works, right?

I think so. Sargon did a big thing about it. And I can't remember what it was, but they try to pretend like Starship Troopers is about a fascist society. It's not. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. It's an interesting thought, though, that you have full constitutional rights as a citizen, but in order to become a, I'm sorry, as a civilian, but in order to become a uh i'm sorry as a civilian but in

order to become a citizen that's allowed to vote in elections you have to have served your in in the in the you know armed forces or something i actually kind of like that what i it sounds like there's but why no why is that like controversial i think it's an interesting talking about it being a fascist idea and i was like why would you expect all of these freedoms without responsibility? Because from what I understand, the right to vote used to be tied to doing things like serving on the fire force. Fire departments. And originally was, I don't know if this is fair, but people who owned land could vote first. Yeah, I don't like that.

Because they had a vested interest in what happened. I think we've moved now because not many people own land, but we want to maintain the rights of the individuals to be heard and all that stuff. I'm not saying it's an idea I would want to see implemented, but I think it's interesting and exploring it would make sense. What happens when you have everyone just voting is you get an exploitative class of politicians who just say, vote for me. I'll give you $50,000. That's what's happening. That's true. Elizabeth Warren, college students vote for me and I'll just give you 50 grand. So once, you know, there's that quote that, you know, this country is doomed once politicians realize they can just offer taxpayer money to whoever for their votes.

We've been for a while then. So things would change dramatically if only people who served could vote. But if everyone else still had their constitutional rights and everything, I'm not saying it's a good idea. I'm saying it's interesting. Yeah. Fowlain says, if women want equality, then it means taking the bad with the good and you should be able to stand up with the man next to you. Yeah.

Mixed Chief says, if feminists want equal equal rights they must be held in the same standards that uh than men in any organization police military and anything else student of history i was on my local fd for a few years the absolute worst thing to have in an emergency scene is someone who doesn't know what they're doing yeah that's why probes ride ride last due and are usually gophers. Interesting. Cord says, equity hiring is a cancer. Get the best people, period, man or woman. I don't care.

Boom. Boom. Totally agree. Well, see, that's now the official conservative position and the liberal. It's not even liberal. The leftist position, this is the dominant faction now, is equality of outcome. We don't care if you're good at it. We just want to see one man, one

woman. That just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense at all. That's equity for you. Outcast says, three weeks ago I told you to buy food and ammo. You said, nah, life doesn't get that interesting. Since then you've informed the masses and I thank you for using the platform for good. Nice new beanie, by the way, lol.

It was actually almost two months now, Outcast. I was like, is it a new beanie, by the way, lol. It was actually almost two months now, OutKast. I was like, is it a new beanie? It was... He broke it in and no one noticed. It's not a new beanie. Oh, it's not the new one? I feel like you've been wearing that beanie for our show.

The same beanie. Yeah. I have other ones that are inverted, different colors. Yeah. We'll see. I usually wear this beanie just because it's easier to tuck my hair into. But I don't always wear it. But I've kind of adopted the whole Bernie... Bernie?

Not the Bernie. The Beanie Bros. So what you're saying is you've gone full socialist. Oh, man. I was like, no. Say the right word. Anyway, I like it now. Let's read some more.

Supreme Horizon says, You should look at the British white feather in World War I. Don't know what it is. Fallon says, but at the same time, if you look to World War II, America's mothers and daughters were helping out

while not fighting. Right. Yeah. Mr. Phil says, draft everyone. There are plenty of MOSs and rates. I'm an aviation electrician. At one point,

half my shop was female. I'm surprised that it's an issue. Yeah, well, it's because the feminists don't want to be drafted. Yeah. So they want all the freedom but none of the responsibilities and we just jumped again thank you youtube for making that happen now where were you there we go julian uh there

we go julian says womanhood like everything is being devalued by liberalism there is no victory in subverting our perfectly complementary differences it's not liberalism it's leftism yeah please don't misname liberals and conservatives agree on most things like most things. I think the real difference between the two is the extent at which the government can provide a service. That's really it. So like classical liberals versus social liberals, those social liberals, which is the traditional liberal in this country, like when people say the word liberal, they mean social liberal. They do believe in civil rights laws and stuff like that. So to an extent, I'll say the word liberal, they mean social liberal. They do believe in civil rights laws and stuff like that.

So to an extent, I'll say it's fair to point out, but these people who are going nuts, like, they besmirch the good name of liberals. And liberals are gone. They're politically homeless at this point. You've got authoritarian left and conservatives. And that's, like, the main factions.

And I think one of the reasons is that a lot of people who used to be liberals have just joined the conservative faction. Yeah. Yeah. Is what it is. It's weird. Mixed cheese says China is 100 percent responsible for what we are facing now. Don't forget that America do not do not do never forget. J-Mac says just got back from picking up to go order and I'm flabbergasted by how many people are out and about. It's more than a typical Tuesday, not in a pandemic. I'm pretty libertarian, but this is a little,

but the little authoritarian devil on my shoulder has been whispering loudly as of late. I hear you, man. I totally hear you. I don't get it, man. Stay inside your homes. How hard is that? But not even like, you can go for a walk to a certain extent,

but people are out, like I've seen, there's videos from New York of just crowds of people in the street. I've there are people posting photos saying, look how empty it is. And I'm like, yeah, dude, but I've seen videos, man. People are out doing their normal thing. Yeah, they are. Yeah. Well, what do you do, man? Weekend jail says my work won't won't let me work because of shutdown. So here's some money, I guess. Can't wait for the Dems to lose in 2020. Gary Johnson voter here. Hey, me too. Alex Io says, Texas suspended abortions until pandemic is over. Whoa.

Really? Yeah. I mean, well. It is correct. Wow. There's going to be a major baby boom, dude. Yeah, there is. Nine months.

It's going to be huge. Technically Right says, during the Cold War, the KGB gave a report to the Kremlin saying that if they were going to invade the U.S., that under no circumstances should they enter Texas. Their recommendation was to nuke the entire state. Wow, is that real? That's amazing. Is that real? I don't know. That sounds amazing.

Oh, my God. That sounds wild. Don't mess with Texas. Texas is awesome. I've been to Texas. Texans are awesome people, by the way. Big characters. Shout out to my Texas friends.

Rich M. says, Tim, for the love of God, make them stop playing the Michael Phelps silk commercial on Hulu there's nothing I can do I'm sorry after five years of being a lawful permanent resident I already have my citizenship I'm finally voting in this coming election school congrats born Mexican

raised in America thanks for the super chat gun doge says you guys see Britney Spears came out as a commie we We did. We did a whole thing about it. Go back to the first part. Yeah, you missed our segment. All right, let's see. Tiffany G says, as a female Marine, I think women should be required to register for the draft if men are required.

Women shouldn't be in combat if they can't pass. Men who failed didn't make standards change. Why should it change for women? Yeah, man. Excellent. Thank you. Thank you for that. Purple Ner nerp says quote from thomas jefferson the strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against

tyranny in government yep i agree i agree yeah well i think but but i understand the quotes in the founding fathers but to for the for the necessity of a free state or whatever right i think it's it's the militias're used to mobilize to protect us. Yeah. However, that doesn't mean it changes what the Constitution says. And now you see many people on the left argue, but we don't need militias anymore. I don't care. Change the Constitution if you don't think we need it.

Too bad. Yeah, good luck. Top Gundy says, men don't get knocked up overseas. Women tend to have a bunch of relationships on deployment. Interesting. Shield Lab says, have you done a video yet on Event 201? If not, please do. My wife and I have been watching every video of yours

on all your channels. Great content. Keep it up. Stay safe. Thank you. What is it? I don't know. Event 201. I will look it up. No idea. Dat Simple Nope says, damn, Tim, sugar honey iced tea is getting dark. Sure. Sugar honey iced tea. What is that? Spell it out.

Oh, I get it. Wolfenbach says it was a lot more violent back then. In the 1920s, we had a failed attempt on JBS Estrup at close range in Denmark. He was shot at point-blank range, but a button on his jacket deflected the bullet. Wow. Magic.

Yeah. That's cool. Sam Schlapper says lots of issues with females in the military arise because there are so few of them. If there was an even 50-50 split, things would be a lot easier. Interesting. Jim says, have you guys seen the story in Financial Times and New York Mag about the Oxford study just released, saying this only

harmful for people with some immune deficiencies? Did not see that. That's interesting to come from the New York Mag and Financial Times. It's left and right, kind of. Brian says, register for the draft and to vote at the same time there you go former ghost says several countries have mandatory military service for i believe at least two years i think that would help curve some of these young people's bad habits and help curve uh obesity thoughts i completely agree yeah man but i don't i don't know if I like the idea of mandating people have to do anything. What is this?

There was, I think, Rahm Emanuel. I don't know where he's at now, but he worked for Obama, then he was the mayor of Chicago. He was very much in favor of mandatory basic for all Americans. I kind of don't hate that idea. That's what they do in Israel. I don't either. That's a little authoritarian devil on your shoulder. That's what they do in Israel.

But it's only three months Basic training, you'll become tough, disciplined You'll understand When I see these people licking toilet seats Oh man, yes Ice cream and going and Butt chugging They need a little bit of discipline in their lives

But you know It is a little authoritarian devil That's why I just err on the side of libertarian. I can't do it. I know. It's like, how do you, how do you take the good,

the bad? How do you deal with this? Right. I think the challenge is though, it goes, it's a pendulum swing and too much of having no discipline results

in just absolute chaos. But then the chaos will create a natural circumstance where the discipline is required. We don't have to force anyone to do anything. Like right now is proof. The coronavirus, all of these undisciplined toilet lickers are going to learn their lesson. It's just the way it is, man. Yeah. All right. Chris White says,

but does Tim Pool have hair? In fact, he does not. Robert Smith says, get busy living or get busy dying. Solid. Kyle Ellis says, do you think martial law will be imposed? No, but some strange iteration that will expand the government's powers probably will. So we were talking about martial law starting in California last night, and I forgot to mention to you today, but this morning I read about California using drones to enforce the stay inside rule after dark. And I was like, huh, I wonder where it's going to start. Yikes. California. Yep. That's frightening. stay inside rule after dark and i was like huh i wonder where it's gonna start yikes california yep that's frightening artemis artemis says texas is the doom slayer of the u.s when all else is lost they will rise rip and tear until it is done yeah man caleb says much love from texas appreciate

it david says so you think most sane people will jump to the republican party then because the party caused the party to split while democrats are pushed off into obscurity yes and then you will have like it you'll have a group called like the liberal republicans versus the republic like a new factional forum called like the liberal republicans right yep uh julian says mr reagan did a great video on limiting voting to taxpayers and restricting votes to from public servants namely politicians also do you watch mark dice i do not but i have seen some of his videos i know mark uh cord says it's fascinating how your our belief system gets tested when there is a real threat out there yeah man well let's bring it let's let's do a a feminism finale we have this

article that uh adam actually brought up and it's gonna make everyone angry because i'm assuming there's a big large group of men in the chat. Well, it certainly annoys me. I mean, I got, you know. Let's give people context. Let them know what the story is. So here, it says how do I raise a good son in a world that lets men be so bad? And then right underneath it goes

I just found out my baby is a boy. What a nightmare. It's just like, are you kidding me, dude? It's this guy, Tom Wyman. So it's, you know oh it's just like are you kidding me dude it's this guy tom wyman so it's it's you know it's gonna be a future father and it's like i i read this before you before we even get into it like what what is your take on this guy you know what a loser well yeah i mean i i feel like you're the reason why men get to be so bad because you don't you don't know what you're doing you probably had a dad that didn't don't know what you're doing you probably had

a dad that didn't have any idea what he's doing you know it's like self-loathing it's so easy you just talk to them and you talk you you are there for them i mean adam now i don't have a child yet i you know i plan on having kids someday soon maybe i i don't know you know but you know if if it is a boy or girl it doesn't matter i'm going to treat them like a human being and talk to them well this this is this is this might be shocking to you oh no what boys are people exactly and and and i know that it's actually they're actually humans yes isn't it't it amazing? It is amazing. I think about like, have we ever?

I was going to bring up China a little bit in their one child policy stuff. Yeah. But I think everyone gets it. What they did to the female babies. We don't we don't want to go down a path of, you know, one is worse or better than the other. But we have such an insane world of propaganda because these media companies, in my opinion, are chasing after a narrative. This guy probably doesn't believe any of this. He's probably thinking,

what can I write to get a million views? This is the toilet licking of journalism. That is so true. That is exactly what this is. Saying I'm going to have a boy and it's a nightmare is this is the equivalent of licking a toilet. Yeah, I think you're right. This guy's just slobbering. And you know what? More than This is saying I'm going to have a boy. It's a nightmare. Is this is the equivalent of licking a toilet? Yeah, I think you're right. This guy's just slobbering. And you know what? More than once.

This is it's it's like he licked a toilet twice. You want to read it? Yeah. So I skipped ahead a little bit. It says last week, my partner and I found out the gender of our gestating child is going to be assigned at birth. And ever since the ultrasound technician turned to us and said, I can tell you that this little person is going to be assigned at birth. And ever since the ultrasound technician turned to us and said, I can tell you that this little person is going to be a little male person. I have not been able to stop thinking about that strip. It's like before Edie got pregnant,

I always assumed that if I did have a child, I'd want a girl. I've been told that boys have a tendency to pee directly in your face when you're changing their diapers. So it seemed like with a girl, at least you'd be starting out learning how to change a baby on easy mode. That's offensive. Girls are easy mode? What is that supposed to mean?

So that's what it's about? Girls are easy? You're afraid to get peed in the face? That's fake. He's making that up. I know, exactly. If you're worried about getting peed in the face, just put something over it while you're changing the diaper.

Get out of here. Dude, so silly. Get a sneeze guard. Every single one of my brothers stood on the counter when they were like two or three years old. Fire range. Peeing everywhere. Free range fire.

Honestly, all I'm getting is he's afraid of kids. It doesn't matter. No, no, no. He's lying. Oh, yeah. This is virtue signal 101. Absolutely. Well, I think men are bad.

It's like, dude, you're married, right? Or no, your partner. I'm sorry. Oh, this is just so gross. It's like white guilt, dude. What does he say? Oh, yeah. And he says, plus there's a broader range of cute clothes in which it's generally considered socially acceptable to dress baby girls up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Seriously? Socially acceptable? What? To dress baby girls? I thought, whoa, whoa. Seriously? Socially acceptable. What? To dress baby girls? I thought a child could be any gender. Whatever they want. Yeah.

So why can't you put your boy in a dress? Yeah. You see the problem here? He's trying to navigate the unnavigable. There are no rules. Nothing makes sense. And so right now he's conflated. He's mixed two different ideologies.

Yeah. Relativism. That girls have cute clothes. Sorry, you failed. Now he's going to get attacked by the left and the right now he's conflated he's mixed two different two different ideologies yeah relativism girls have cute clothes sorry you failed now he's gonna get attacked by the left and the right yeah well see he goes on to well like yeah no i really don't yeah what is this i'm over it i don't de bevoir like i don't even want to know what these guys like i did read through this when i first found it and it's it's annoying it's it's talking to him he's like what am i supposed to do talk about emotions to him and it's like what yes what well what well what what am i supposed to do like you know teach him how to roughhouse and person yeah it's like he's complaining about having to be a father basically that's that's what this all boils down to and it's just it's just annoying like and then what's worse is after he's complaining about having a kid a boy the very last sentence here

let's just hold on hold on oh you found some stuff we gotta read this we gotta read this all right i won't skip here's what he says but having a son can also as roast beef realizes i have no idea who that is seem like something of a night out of a nightmare. I don't know if you noticed, but men in the society are often really not very good people. We've had a really hard time deciding on a name for a boy because for the most part, whenever we found one we actually like, we've realized it's also the name of some notable a-hole. Oh, not this name. That was the name of a teacher who was really patronizing to me. Or, oh no, that one, that's the name. That's the same name as a close friend's terrible ex-boyfriend.

Names tend to pick up a history. And when it comes to men's name, that history is typically highly ignominious. Okay, let me tell you something. I have ex-girlfriends too. They have names. Am I never going to say their name again? Look, if this guy was real if this is serious he's mentally unwell yeah i don't want to have to say a name of some like how many tom dick and

harry's are there and if and if it is real i feel bad for his son yeah man dude yeah can we because someone like no matter what he's thinking is gonna happen that's gonna be a dude his kid's going to grow up this article will be the internet is forever assuming the world doesn't end yeah this kid's going to grow up and at some point see this and read this yep and be like do you thought i was a nightmare like what thanks like wow this is what he thought of me or thanks roast beef is that his name roast beef i don't even know look at this if you're not careful masculinity can turn what could once have been a perfectly viable human being into a selfish, violent repository of infantile neediness and poorly repressed emotions. This is psychosis. This is psychopathy.

Dude, you want to talk about toxic masculinity? This dude is a perfect exhibit of toxic masculinity. No, this is toxic femininity. Yeah, it's the opposite. you know what this reminds me of he's he's saying like parks in parks and rec there's there's i haven't seen the show in a while i don't know why this is popping in my head but there's this gay couple or the guy's gay and the woman isn't but they're married and they're like against every single thing that has to do with sex in the government, like, they're trying to teach old people because there's, like, an STD outbreak in, like, the old person's home. And they're, like, the Parks and Rec lady is, like, we got to teach these people so they don't spread it anymore.

So they're trying to do, like, sex ed class for these guys. And they storm in and they're, like, no, this is terrible and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's, like, they're so against all things normal, traditional. And this feels like it was not even written by a guy. This is, I feel like she was over his shoulder. Like, add this. Dude, dude, dude. And add this in there too.

And make sure this is in there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Do you know what I'm talking about? We got to read this. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, let's read it. I know what it says.

It gets worse. We can do it. We got this. Toxic can seem overused as an adjective with which to accompany masculinity. But this is perhaps just because of how extremely appropriate it is. Too often, masculinity can present itself as a short as as a sort of seething poison, a noxious stench which insinuates itself everywhere, a malignant parasite that tries to make everything beholden to it. Even the express intention by those who bear it to escape the worst aspects of masculinity

seems all too often to repeat its exes. Every quote, not all men, man is trying to seek an exemption for themselves. Every self-described male feminist is probably just trying to get laid. The nice guy will storm out of the room and make you follow him if you fail to acknowledge how nice he is being. For men, failing to be good often seems like the easiest choice at every step. So they're basically saying every single guy is bad. I figured it out. All men are bad.

I figured it out. Wait, Tim figured it out. Please, Tim. Enlighten me. Two things. First. Here's the thing. Yes.

He's talking about himself. Ah. He's very much the male feminist yeah 100 he's projecting he's projecting exactly who he is self-described male feminist is probably just trying to get laid he knows it because it's him and he's worried his kid will just be him that's what he's really saying that would be terrifying yep and now here's the other thing why is it that so many feminists think all men are bad? Because the men they surround themselves with are bad. Bingo. They are dudes like this.

I'll tell you what. Adam, you seem like a pretty good dude. Oh, thanks. You don't hang out with these people. No. Neither do I. I don't. And that's the thing.

The guys who are surrounding these women are the nice guy male feminists just trying to get laid. So they're surrounded by these skeevy dudes who are dishonest. And then regular good good, masculine, stoic guys are like, I don't want to have anything to do with your creepy ideology. Yeah, it's true. It's like, if you want to go believe in like, you know, babies have no gender or whatever,

I don't care. I'm going to be over there. Yeah. But then, hold on, hold on. The male feminist goes, I believe babies have no gender. Now that I agree with you, will you sleep with me? May I have a crumb? May I have a crumb? Why don't you start?

Go ahead and read the next paragraph. Oh, we're ready. Oh, go for it. Dare me. I told you it gets worse. Oh, no. Is this a parody? Are you sure it's not like a satirical website?

No, dude, it's not. All right. He says, obviously, there's a caveat here. Because who knows? Maybe as soon as my child is able to talk, they'll tell us we've got everything wrong and they're actually a girl. Oh, geez. Here we go.

How did you know? That would present its own set of parenting challenges. But assuming he sticks with the gender the ultrasound technician told us he's going to be given, how can I stop my son from growing up to be a total prick? It's called being a dad. Yeah, exactly. Dude, wow. I think you nailed it.

I think you called it out. Yeah, definitely. It's him. He's a whiny, pathetic, nice guy who's trying to get laid. Yeah. That's all it is. He's succeeded. Look at this long, insane.

What is it? The outline? He's a contributing writer at the outline. He's a philosopher. No, he isn't. He's a child. child he is not you want to read the last paragraph uh in other words if i want to escape the nightmare possibility of my son growing up to be the wrong sort of man i'm going to need both to both encourage and allow him to be his own person and so i suppose i need to forget that the little sitting um i'm sorry little one about the little one sitting on one knee with the same face as me.

I need to let go or I need to let my son grow a face of his own. I love you so much already. We lad. I can't wait to find out who you are. This is the most psychotic. So this is actually a really old article. Well, it's a year old. This kid is alive now.

I couldn't concentrate on it. And I'm worried for this kid. Oh, old this kid is alive now i couldn't concentrate on it it's too and i i'm worried for this kid oh so the kid's alive now yeah he's out and about how much you want to bet it's completely fake like he was he was he's sitting in his room and here's what happened his wife walked in and she was like tom we are going to be short for this month's mortgage payment and he went um what if i i'll write an article complaining about our son being male that should get a few million clicks from from woke feminists like and she goes good good yeah let's do that no she was like i don't care what you write yeah just write something that makes money yeah and then so he writes the first draft and he's like i think i'm going to publish this and she goes no no no no

you need to say that you you don't want to send it all in. All men are parasites. That'll get clicks. And he goes, good idea. Yeah, it's true. I hope you're right. How did you find this? From Pocket. Oh, Pocket worthy. They kind of hold on to kind of older stuff.

Interesting. Pocket's a pretty great source of different articles and stuff. This is a cult. Yeah. This is like a weird dogmatic religion that makes no sense. It is a little culty. If you came to me and said all of group of people are bad, I'd be like, I do not like that. I do not want to associate with that.

How do you say that? Have you met all of them? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Nope. Nope. I'm wrong. I gotta walk that back. No, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah? Communist. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, no. i've actually met some okay communists and i mean that i really do i do not agree with the idea that literally every person is irredeemable or bad especially based on their musical care immutable characteristics

look i've met communists i i tell the story often a guy he was wearing a mask with a sickle and a hammer and he was giving out literature and i asked him how he felt about antifa violence and he said that's terrible it's awful and i was like really i. And I asked him how he felt about Antifa violence. And he said, that's terrible. It's awful. And I was like, really? I was like, I'm surprised. I thought you'd agree with it. He's like, no, man.

He's like, true freedom and like communism would be everyone being equal. And if you're equal, you can't attack somebody else. And I was like, my man. And so we talked about it. And I said, I completely disagree with your view on how a market could work. I do not believe it's possible.

But I appreciate that you're handing out literature and having conversations with people and denouncing violence. That's all I can really ask for. That's a great thing. We can talk about this stuff. So, yeah, I even have friends who are like woke feminists. As long as you're not an authoritarian who cries and screeches on the internet,

you can believe dumb things. Because they think I believe dumb things. But this article is poison. I'm worried for this kid. I'm worried for other people who might read this and think it's real. I hope it is fake. Remember we were talking about with the celebrities screeching and saying crap? It's because they read garbage like this.

Yeah. And they think that's what people like. All of these celebrities' jobs are is to get clicks and get traffic. They are professional toilet bowl lickers. Yes. Boom. We're going to call them that. I don't think this is a parody because this is on Pocket and they don't put stuff on there that's not.

I want to look this guy up. I want to look him up on Twitter and ask him a bunch of questions. Sure. You know what? Please do. I would love that. These people are fake, man. This guy's a grifter. What person is going to be like, I can't believe I have a son because men are evil. It's like, that's fake, dude. I mean, hey, people are cultists.

I hope you're right. All right. You know what? There's way too many details and it goes way too long for it to be fake. No, I agree. I agree. Or maybe that is a sign of how fake it is. I don't know.

Yeah. Who knows? However. Yes. We are over time. Yes. So we're going to jump to the super chats. Quick super chat.

Before we close out. Wow. Guys, this has been the biggest show we've ever done. We've had over 12,000 concurrent viewers. You guys are awesome. Oh, goodness. Thank you all had over 12,000 concurrent viewers. You guys are awesome. Oh, goodness. Thank you all. Nice. Biggest super chats.

You guys are awesome. The most likes. Man, you guys are awesome. You know, look, we'll go a little bit. I remember hitting up my buddy Adam like, bro, remember we tried to do that show? Yeah. We tried to do the show. I was like, let's do it.

And Adam was like, yeah, bro. I was like, I'm so bored. Thank you. I was just looking for something to do. Seriously, for like a week and a half, I was talking to Nisha about like, what am I going to do? Like, what can I do now? This is perfect for you. I really needed to, I wanted to do something that I can, honestly, I don't even have an answer to the end of that sentence.

I was just like starting the wheels in my head to like figure it out. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to do whatever comes my way way and the next day you called me bro straight up the next day after i said i'm like you know what i'm i'm gonna accept every opportunity that comes my way and you called me the next day and i was like so i was i guess i'm i guess i'm moving i was gonna do the van thing i couldn't find anybody because it's not so much about finding somebody it's about structuring it in a way that would work and i couldn't figure it out yeah so I was like then I think what I need to do is just maybe like a nightly conversational show or something yeah and we

had done it before yeah really like off the cuff like on a laptop with some webcams yeah and so I was like yeah I'll just hit up Adam like let's let's let's get it done and then I thought I thought webcams I forgot about that yeah it was like cruddy and I didn't think that was fun though yeah it's true i didn't think we're gonna get anywhere near where we are as like dude you guys are awesome this is amazing yes you are awesome i thought we were mostly going to be like complaining in my basement to a handful of people and all of a sudden we've gone from like 2k to 12 it's not it's it's amazing so thank you thank you thank you everybody and uh to everybody who hit the like button, we're at 3.1. All the new members.

It's crazy. We'll go through the last few Super Chats and then we're a little bit over for today, but it's okay. Let's try and figure out where we are. We got a whole bunch of Super Chats. Maybe I can't go through them because we are going pretty late. Let's get as many as we can.

Oh man, there's a ton we can. Oh, man. There's a ton. Wow. All right. Let's go for it. Yeah. Let's do it. I'm trying to figure out.

There we go. Okay. Let's see. Joey, thanks for becoming a member. JJ says, let's call the new kids coronanials. Yeah. Jmax says, military basics saved for Marines is a joke for most branches nowadays. I went through in 2009,

and it wasn't even that hard then. And now I've got friends saying it's even easier. I've heard similar things. Shire Logistics says Bernie Sanders ran for one reason, ad buy money. Once again, his wife was his ad buyer. That's also why he won't drop out until he spends all the money. Interesting. Is the money going to her? Is that how it's working? I heard stuff about his wife. I do not know. Interesting though. Don't know. Victor says Democrats just hold a carrot in front of voters. Delete says, I love the idea of doubling the size of our military. JK says, thanks for reading my last one. Please investigate that. You are better at research than I. If the counter articles, if the counter articles authors to the right are tied to big

pharma could be the story of the decade. I don't have, I don't have the time. We'll check it. We'll check it out. Top gun. He says, J Mac is because of their Karen moms. Oh, he says it's because of their Karen moms. Daniel says, keep it a good work guys. You're appreciated. Seriously. Thank you all so much. Yeah. Thanks. Fallon says you give the military too much credit. I've seen my brother-in-law drinking vodka and playing risk at 6 AM while in Cuba as part of the National Guard. Hey, you know, people are people. David says,

White feathers were handed out by feminists in the U.K. to men who thought they were cowardly for not fighting in World War II or World War I. Wait, really? Super shame campaign. Wow. Is that what it's called? No. Nick Shee says,

Former Chinese more than glad to be an American. Welcome to America. Welcome. Grant, thanks for becoming a member. Mr. Paul says, former Chinese more than glad to be an American. Welcome to America. Welcome. Grant, thanks for becoming a member. Mr. Paul says, Tim, you need to do like James O'Keefe, start a toilet-licking journalism award of the day. That'd be fun. I don't want to glorify those people. Mossy says,

if that guy that wrote that article is being honest, he is a waste of Y chromosomes. Jace Swiffer says, have you looked into HR 5717? It's a big-2a bill trying to be slipped in during the pandemic pro-2a people have been highlighting it a lot i'll check it out grant says thank you all for for all that you do appreciate it jay says said this for a while pertaining to current media we rapidly went from the information age to the misinformation age with

the advent of social media totally yeah. Luke says, what about making basic training mandatory for graduating high school? Oh, yeah. Young, energy, keep you busy. Maybe not necessarily a basic training, but maybe some kind of retreat. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Three months in basic training is a little too much.

But it would make sense that, you know, what's the program that you go in high school if you want to go into the military? Oh, what is it called? Crap, I can't remember. I forget. ROTC? ROTC, right.

Like, you know, like an ROTC that it's a class. It's like a two-week camping trip. Like a senior year, you, like one semester, you take an ROTC. Two-week camping trip. Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, you go on a camping retreat and it's like you go to a farm and you'll do like it yeah i think that'd be cool i i mean i'm just saying because i really like the idea of doing that like it's fun to go out and you know just be in nature a little bit john and nathan thanks for joining becoming members appreciate it felon says what

these people don't realize is having a boy is hard because i talk to my mom and explaining my crazy to her while also being a man and showing up to work every day while I fall apart every day I'm off. It's tough. Rocky Desert says. Sounds like life. I want to send this woman the book Raising Cain. Julian says, wackos are barking about male privilege. And yet here is Tim having to emphasize that boys are in fact people.

Yeah, dude. It reminds me of the person's case of the 1920s. This is pure aggression. Yeah, it's terrifying. Danker Supreme says, hey, Tim, just had a talk, had a talk with my boss about the relief bill going through Congress right now. I think you like his idea. Have the insurance companies cover all loss of business. Fearless says, look up clone 42 org white rabbit. It's an awesome puzzle that uses things like inspect elements. What is that? Vig, Viginary ciphers. It's like Cicada

3301, but for fun. Ooh, that's cool. Yeah. Kurt, thanks for joining. Danker Supremes part two says, then have the government reimburse them for all the expenses because they already have all the infrastructure in place and people to pay out the relief and keep scammers in check. That's interesting. All right. Where were we at? We just jumped again. Illmatic says, event 201 is the elite letting us know what they are doing. It was a conference exercise in October 2019 about a novel coronavirus spreading. Interesting. Paxton says, I grew up under this and it's hell. It gave me an unhealthy view of what a wife should be. And I've been through many abusive relationships. Now, I now, as a result, don't trust women, even if it's not their fault.

Avoid these people. Definitely. Mark says people like that need to go get some rope and a ladder. No, no, no, no, no, not here. I know. We're nice people. Toguro. I hope he grows up to be a rugged individualist manly man.

Hear, hear. Kevin, thanks for joining. Viper says, if that story is real, I'm not even sure the kid's actually his that's a good point for sure he sounds more beta than other betas i'm calling him ultra beta the ultra beta australia is not real just ask a flat earther says i love hearing about what the weirdos are doing yeah zixi says former chinese i love america but your leftists are giving me yeah oh yeah jerry says where did you get that cool UFO lamp thing? It was on Instagram.

And it floats. It's like, it's levitating. Seriously, can I... I don't know. I kind of miss the globe. I like the UFO, man. It's floating. It's floating, dude.

Yeah. That's all right. All right, Andrea says... Magnets. Yeah, man. Andrea says, you know the Chrome add-on Grammarly that's being pushed? Well, it records every keystroke on your computer and phone. What does Grammarly do?

So Grammarly checks your grammar and stuff. It's being pushed hard on YouTube ads and everything. Oh, okay. Yeah, same with your keyboard, though, just so you know. Same with your keyboard? Yeah, like your autocorrect keyboards. They log everything. Shire Logistics says, she gets a 15% commission

on all advertised, so they've done $200 million worth of bad by so far. That means his wife has $30 million already in commission. All right.

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