Timcast IRL - TimcastIRL #38 - Snitch On Your Neighbor Breaking Quarantine Or The Chinese Drones Will Getcha!

Episode Date: April 2, 2020

Tim and Adam continue laughing their way through the end of the world with commentary on the creeping creepy authoritarianism we are seeing from governments all over the world as citizens are encourag...ed to tattle on their 'rule-breaking' neighbors, and take some time to consider some conspiracy theories about the Denver Airport and Admiral Byrd and the Dyson-sphere model of the earth with Operation Highjump. Merch - https://teespring.com/stores/timcast-2 Podcast available on iTunes and Spotify, coming soon to all podcast platforms! Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 right how did i miss that that's all good let's get an f let's get enough in there i'm fired yeah let's get enough going for fired f for not hitting record that's all good we'll just get started with our segment where were we shout out to the comments we're starting our segment okay check this out so we have the story from american military news they say california city to use night chinese night vision drones banned by u.S. Army to enforce coronavirus lockdown. And this photo is actually really cool, but it reminds me of like all of these dystopian futuristic, I don't know, fantasy worlds, books, cartoons, whatever, where like the drones fly around and like stop and like, citizen, you're outside of your home. You must go home immediately. And now that's literally what's
Starting point is 00:00:40 happening. I mean, well, okay, not literally. But the drones are actually tracking people to see if they're breaking curfew. Yeah, they look at your phone, right? Do they? That's what I heard. Wow. Just leave your phone at home, done. Yeah, man. Put on all black.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Get your bow and arrow. You've got to be quiet. That's why. And then you lurk around. I'm just kidding. Please don't do this. And when the drone comes, it doesn't even know you're there.
Starting point is 00:01:03 That's right. You've got to have really good aim, though. Well, well. It's a small target. We did just watch the movie The Hunt. And in it, they say, don't shoot the drone because now they know you're there. Yes, that's true. So this is, I'm not super.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Unless you're actually not anywhere close to your home because then you can shoot it and then dip back because then they'll go there looking for the person who shot down the drone. You know what's really scary about this is how awesome it sounds to be like a resistance shoot it, and then dip back, because then they'll go there looking for the person who shot down the drone. You know what's really scary about this is how awesome it sounds to be a resistance member. You're running around, and you're like, a drone for the establishment. I'm imagining John Connor in the future fighting the drones. Sounds exciting. This is what a lot of these activist people who wear all black think they're doing, when
Starting point is 00:01:43 they go around bashing old women over the head and like not doing that. No, but I feel like we're getting dangerously close to that world where, you know, we're going to be in it. So this is in Chula Vista, California. Police. So I do want to point out, man, they really laid on the framing of this article. Chula Vista. Where is that? So it's in California.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Like it's isn't chula vista like uh is that la area is it la i don't know i've never heard of it but i know but they call it a chinese drone it's like yes that's true it's dji it's the drones everybody flies yeah it's like 77 percent of the seriously the drone market is dji i was actually just randomly reading an article about that an hour ago it's it's true though. I mean, it is Chinese-made. But I thought they were banned because they were Chinese-made. Really? Why?
Starting point is 00:02:30 So here's what I think. It says it's banned by the U.S. Army. I would have assumed it had something to do with the night vision or something. It's like because a drone is a drone. They're not banned. So why would a night vision drone be? Chinese. Oh, because it was Chinese? Yeah. But but most of them are so are all drones banned
Starting point is 00:02:49 there's they're not all chinese so it's like you gotta you gotta buy american i mean i mean we were at best by like a month ago and they had they had all sorts of dji drones yeah yeah the mavic i got like well here's here's the big fear is that this is a few years ago. There was fears that China was putting Wi-Fi and Bluetooth hidden inside like toasters and coffee makers. For real. And that way when you. Oh, wait. No. For real they were or for real this is what the rumor was.
Starting point is 00:03:16 It's hard to call it a rumor. It's a little bit more than a rumor, but around there. You know, it's like. Either. It's not a confirmed story. Either rumor or it's not. Well, it's hard to tell sometimes. I'll put it this way. rumor a rumor would be like your buddy being like you hear this crazy story
Starting point is 00:03:30 okay uh conspiracy theory would be like a person screeching online being like they're putting all the toasters in the in the water purifiers okay so this is this one conspiracy theory no no this one was the u.s army saying out of uh credible intelligence reports that china has been doing this we are now gonna stop using this but there was a pushback saying it's not true. Some people think it was just an effort to get the U.S. to spend money on U.S. made products, like it's an excuse to not buy Chinese. But there was a fear that if you buy this, like I'll put it this way. Would you if you went to war with somebody and you were using their tech, they press the button, your drones would fall out of the sky. Or just they can like tap into the feed and be like, hmm, what are they looking at?
Starting point is 00:04:06 Oh, they're following that citizen. Ha ha, we've got them looking at their own citizens. Dude, think about computers. They're all made over in China. And so how much you want to bet all of our computers that are made in China, they've got some kind of backdoor put in them. Why not? I don't want to believe that.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Probably true. I can see that it could be possible. There's some Chinese dude right now who's like watching you watch porn. And he's like sitting there eating popcorn in like a Chinese authoritarian firewall police. Just like... That makes me uncomfortable. I mean, well, I'll tell you what. It gets better.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Not only is there a Chinese guy doing it, but there's an NSA guy doing it. They're both sitting there watching. And the NSA guy, he like DMs the Chinese guy. And he's like, yo, can you believe what he's watching? This stuff's freaky. And he's like, yeah, man, I swear. I mean, that would actually be cool. That's why we're having a plague. No, no.
Starting point is 00:04:55 But if the NSA guys and the Chinese people were friends and we weren't going to go to war, there's some benefits there. But anyway, I don't know exactly why it was banned. They just say, we have not traditionally mounted speakers to our drones but if we need to cover a large area to get an announcement out or there were a crowd somewhere that we needed to disperse we could do it without getting police officers involved they're literally talking about drones that are going to talk to you and be like citizen return to your home like wow so they have speaker systems on them that's what he just said
Starting point is 00:05:23 yeah they're going to be outfitted with night vision and loudspeakers. That's crazy. So here's what we say. The U.S. officials warned against using Chinese drones domestically. So I think it's just really about it being Chinese made. Chula Vista may also use its drones to relay messages to the city's homeless who may have less access to information about
Starting point is 00:05:40 specific coronavirus orders. Wow. That's kind of interesting. It's both really cool and horrifying at the same time. Yeah, what the heck? The drone, like, comes down and it's like,
Starting point is 00:05:49 homeless citizen, there is a quarantine. And like, wow. Go to this location. And then it, like, turns to the other one. Jeffrey? Hey, Jeffrey!
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's your friend Matt. What up? By the way, you gotta go home. The homeless guy's like, I have a question. And then the drone turns
Starting point is 00:06:04 and goes, whoa, whoa, one second. Turns back. Yo, did you watch the new episode of Westworld? I saw Tiger King, dude. You see it? And then like two drones come down and the two drones are talking to each other. It's like cops parked opposite ways on the street. But no, it is simultaneously
Starting point is 00:06:19 really cool to like get to live in this nightmare dystopia. So cool. That's what I'm saying. It's like horrifying at the same the same time yeah i'm not really scared of drones other than like the blades could hurt somebody if some moron's flying it so they got to figure out that yeah these things can be dangerous man so that i love how they use the victim defense we need to tell them we actually have resources for resources for them they are vulnerable right now, Sally said. It might be impractical or unsafe for officers to be put in those areas. Right. So again,
Starting point is 00:06:50 the cops just don't want to get sick. Right, right. We're not going to go over there. We're just going to send drones everywhere because we can't risk it. We're sending the drones because we care about you. Yes, so much. By the way, put these cuffs on. It's for your own protection. Try these. We're just trying to
Starting point is 00:07:05 keep you safe yeah but that's the big fear right do we just blindly trust the government what how do we know that this thing's actually going to end when it's going to end we don't or if it's even real yeah i'm just no i mean never let a good crisis go to waste yes that's what they say it would be absurd in my, to think that China and the U.S. have teamed up, like, secretly for a grand global conspiracy. There's, like, five or six states that banned abortions now because they were like, oh, well, it's, you know, we got to just ban it. Did they really?
Starting point is 00:07:35 Yeah. Yeah, they're non-essential. Texas, they're fighting now. Everyone's going for this. Ohio. The gun shop's getting shut down, too. Just like, wow. So we see the gun shops get shut down. We like wow but we so we see the gunshots gun shops get shut down we also see
Starting point is 00:07:46 the inverse like everybody's taking their opportunity to just be like now's my chance everyone's afraid let's take advantage of this yeah gross so they say china reportedly introduced large-scale drone enforcement during its coronavirus lockdown efforts and citizens said drones would relay messages to tell people to remain in certain areas or call out pedestrians not wearing face masks. What we saw in China and what we're probably going to see around the world is using drones with cameras and loudspeakers to fly around to see if people are gathering where they shouldn't be and telling them to go home. He said it's a little Orwellian, but this could save lives. I love the butt, but security. Yeah, that's a big butt. Yeah. so this is one thing i've kind of
Starting point is 00:08:27 been harping on for a bit we've we've like the first amendment's been just crushed completely yeah there's no it's like what you're not allowed to go out wearing a mask didn't the government say we don't we don't need to wear masks kind of kind of or what well so early on there was the main narrative was that it's not as effective for people to wear masks. And if everyone goes out to buy masks, then medical professionals won't get them. Okay. The irresponsible media then turned that. It was corrupted into don't wear a mask.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Ah, yes. The telephone through the media. Right. So masks obviously work, but there's a problem with... It's better if everyone's wearing a mask. Okay. It's much better if medical professionals have priority access to them.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Yeah, but all across the country, there are no masks. There are. There is now? Well, they're finding some everywhere. Finding some somewhere. But nobody has masks. How are you supposed to go out at all
Starting point is 00:09:24 and get food or even look for masks? Well, now, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't have a mask. Get in your home. You can't buy masks. They're just now just now starting to say you get masks. Right. So this is there is no masks. So this is the main issue I take with it is that it's always about the lie justifying their goal. Yeah. Like it was obvious that masks did help to a certain degree. Mm-hmm. You know, the point I tried making early on, and I probably deserve some criticism for this, too, because what I was saying is you shouldn't buy masks because, for one, medical professionals need access to them first.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Yeah. Two, when the people wear masks and protective gear, they do it in a really methodical way. Like, you have to put them on a specific... What is it called? Yeah, I saw the procedure. It's a PPE. You have to put it on in the right order. There's a word for putting it on and taking it... Donning and doffing?
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yes, there you go. Yeah. So what we were seeing a lot of was people who were buying them and having no idea how to use them. Yeah. And then getting filthy and then just getting sick anyway. Yep. So...
Starting point is 00:10:20 Or with full beards with a mask over it. Right. Yeah, that's not going to work. Good job. But I guess now that they feel confident's not going to work. Good job. But I guess now that they feel confident they're going to get the masks they need or something, they're starting to say maybe everyone should wear masks. Well, all these companies are making them too.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Yeah, people are stepping up. I mean, I've got a few people that I know that are just cranking masks out. Even my sister is making a bunch of masks. Really? Like how? Like sewing? Yeah, she's got a sewing machine and just making them. She's got a couple kids to worry about too. Right, right. So she makes a bunch of masks. Really? Like how? Like sewing? Yeah, she's got a sewing machine and just making them. She's got a couple kids to worry about too.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Right, right. So she makes a mask for them. They found that the N95 masks, like the ones with the actual filters, really, really good. But even, like, I think, I guess Trump said something like put a scarf on
Starting point is 00:10:57 because it still helps. I mean, if they say the molecule is tiny, but it still rides in the moisture in the air so it would make sense that having something to filter it you're lessening the chances of getting it yeah so what's what's the harm in wearing something now we got a bunch of companies that have switched to making masks like the my pillow guy yeah yeah he got a bunch of flack everybody was yelling at him but new balance i don't understand why they why would you give him flack for that?
Starting point is 00:11:25 He brought God into it. Yeah, he was, like, saying, you know, now's the time to come to family, read the Bible, and stuff like that. It's like, who cares? Yeah, he's doing something good. Why not focus on that? Why do you care so much, people? Yeah. I mean, that's the libertarian in me.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Like, I don't have to believe what he's believing. Sure. I don't have to, like, take that to heart and be like, wait a minute. You don't believe what I believe, so now I'm going to be mad at you. It's like, come on, man. I almost imagine Mike Lindell was like, here you go, buddy. Here's a mask. My mask is the best mask.
Starting point is 00:11:55 You sweat out of his hand, and you're like, get your religious mask out of my face. I'd rather get sick. That mask is religious. I don't want it. I can't have it. What? How? If a communist gave me a mask and had a sickle and a hammer on it, and it was an N95, I'd be like, thank you, sir. I don't want it i can't have it what how if a communist gave me a mask and had a
Starting point is 00:12:05 sickle and a hammer on it it was an n95 i'd be like thank you sir i don't care dude seriously i'm not i'm not i'm not worried about showing up to a rally of like anti-communists like if you give me a functioning mask and you want to put your little thing on it i'm just like i'll take it if i need it a picture of some family guy scene where he goes to take the mask and puts it on the mask is like whoa whoa whoa sir sir sir have you read the bible today oh oh got this one oh uh sorry no and he's like no no no i'm out of here and he walks out the door it's like you can give me a social justice fist rainbow flag mask and i'll be like yeah i do not care you can give me a mask with a picture of the good lord and the cross i'll be like thank you for the mask you know it's funny the my pillow commercials on the tv right over there
Starting point is 00:12:44 oh what the heck there we go i did you know there there was all these different people like digging dirt up on this guy now and just like to to like oh well he's not the perfect person it's like nobody's the perfect person nobody and sure he he did some stuff and is you know a crack addict yeah there's whatever and like you know, his company's got into some tax issue or some stupid thing, but he's paying it off. It's like, why? He's doing us, like, help. He's doing
Starting point is 00:13:14 a service. That's good. And they called it, I think it was CNN called it a PR stunt. Not really. But it's like... Everything is a PR stunt. Everything everything is in some sense yeah was it a pr stunt when facebook gave masks they were like we bought all these masks and we're gonna give them to hospitals that wasn't a pr stunt yeah well i mean okay so it's the same thing as
Starting point is 00:13:35 like saying it's religious it's like you can take that to heart as what you think it is but in the end it's still help like this whole thing with russia like trump said trump accepted all this stuff from russia like the help the big plane full of uh stuff and everyone's like oh man it makes us look so weak and russia's superiority over us and it's like or we also really need that help right now because china makes all our stuff and hasn't given us anything so trump's like yeah it yeah, it's good. It's good that they're giving us this stuff because we need it. What do you think about that?
Starting point is 00:14:10 Well, I agree. I mean, no matter what he does, it's going to be bad. It's like, here's medical relief supplies and they're like, oh, that proves it. Trump is working for Russia. See, Putin is giving his second in command important missions. Would you rather get the stuff from China? Like, honest question, huh? Would you rather die?
Starting point is 00:14:25 Yeah, would you like to die? Turning the ships around that we actually paid for the masks. They're like, no, we're going to keep them. This actually reminds me of a religious joke. You guys want to hear it? Sure. I don't know if you call it a joke, but it's something that I heard a lot when I was younger. So there's a man in his home and a storm hits.
Starting point is 00:14:43 All of a sudden, the waters start rising and there's a man in his home and a storm hits. All of a sudden, the waters start rising and there's a flood. Someone runs to his door or as the floodwaters are rising and he sees in the news what's happening, he prays to God saying, please save me. Don't let the flood, you know, kill me. And then someone knocks on his door and says, we're getting everyone out of here quick. Hop in the truck before the waters get too high. And he says, no, no, no. The good Lord will save me. And they were like, buddy, don't be crazy. Get in the car. We're leaving. The flood's coming. And he's like, nope, I know the Lord will save me. So they were like, buddy, don't be crazy. Get in the car. We're leaving. The flood's coming. And he's like, nope, I know the Lord will save me. So then as the water start rising and he climbs up the second floor, he starts praying again,
Starting point is 00:15:15 please don't let me die. The flood is now too high. When all of a sudden there's a knock on the window and second floor, cause the flood's so high and there's a boat and the guy in the boat's like quick, get in the boat. We got to get out of here. And he says, no, the Lord will save me. And so the guy's like, are you nuts? And he goes, I refuse. The Lord will save me. And the guy takes off in the boat. So then the water starts rising. He climbs onto the roof and now the water is getting close to his ankles. The floods come in and he's like, help me, Lord. When a helicopter comes and they throw a rope down and they're like, quick, climb up. And he goes, no, the Lord will save me. And then they were like, are you nuts? Once again, they take off, the floodwaters rise and the man dies. He goes to heaven. And
Starting point is 00:15:50 when he gets there, he gets to meet God. And he goes, I don't understand. I was religious my whole life and I begged you for help and you let me die. And he goes, I sent a truck, a boat and a helicopter. You wouldn't take any one of them. Yeah. Yeah. So that's exactly how that would work. The assumption that you can't take help from someone because you expect it to be perfect is what i get from that too yeah along with the you know god works in mysterious ways what do you think he would have accepted like a big hand that came right this guy literal up on little man i think it's a good joke because it works religiously and not. Yeah. Like to accept the help from people who offer it.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Yeah. It's never going to be exactly what you expect. You know what I mean? Yeah. Help and opportunities. They come along. You got to take it. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:16:33 What's that saying? God helps those who help themselves. Well, you know, God works in mysterious ways, right? Sure. But shall we move on to the snitch on your neighbor portion of this? Yes. Yes. Oh, man. This is Niagara This Week week i don't know what this website is it's like for is it for uh niagara new york or something i'm guessing but hey is it uh news guarded no it's not oh
Starting point is 00:16:55 good see now you got me wondering every time yeah that's right you get you get addicted you're like someone has vetted this even though they are pretty they're biased but they're all right you know but this is uh niagara this week i can only assume it's you know the the niagara era niagara falls and that area is both it's canada and new york-ish okay like uh no man's land but they have a very important basically a very important philosophical question for all of us yes should i snitch on my neighbor for not properly self-isolating during the coronavirus pandemic? You should just scream at them. This is silly.
Starting point is 00:17:28 What would you do? What would I do? I mean, I've seen, I look out the window every day. I'm like, oh, look at the weather. Oh, look, there's my neighbor walking, you know, with his wife. It's like, they're not self-isolating, but they're not sick. Are they six feet away from other people? No.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Not each other. Oh. But they're a couple. What am I going to do? Like, hey, there's a couple. That's my neighbor. They're walking together. And it's like, people have done that.
Starting point is 00:17:55 That's ridiculous, though. Wasn't the Ubers cut off for only, like, in New York? Didn't he say, I forget who said it, but it's like, you're only allowed to Uber if you're with your significant other. What? Didn't you say that? I thought that's something you mentioned like three weeks or a month ago. May is a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah, it was a while ago. It was like right when it started hitting New York. You know how you mentioned the other day that it was March 97th? Yes. I've seen everybody say the same thing. Yeah, on Twitter, everyone's like, oh, what day is it? It feels like it's been three years in March. April Fool's, it's still March. March 32 thing. Yeah. Yeah, on Twitter everyone's like, oh, what day is it? It feels like it's been three years in March. April fools, it's still March.
Starting point is 00:18:27 March 32nd. Yeah. I think it was Kyle Kalinsky who said, I'm glad the year of March has finally come to an end. What happened? It was nuts. Well, I mean, honestly, a lot of people died. It's from the end of February until the end of March, 4,000 people.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I don't want to go outside. I'd rather stay home. But does that mean you should snitch on your neighbors? Well, apparently one woman thinks so. In this viral video, woman flips out on people not isolating from coronavirus in absurd viral video. When was that from? Like two days ago. March 31st.
Starting point is 00:19:01 So yesterday. Wow. Look at this. How many views? It's got a ton of views. Should we watch it? Let's watch it. Almost 3.6 million views wow do you understand and if you don't with this shit so oh man all right i will i'll be looking at this sheltered in place go ahead put me on social media you're a little punk seriously you're a little punk seriously i called the cops i can't She's not wearing a mask.
Starting point is 00:19:28 She got within six feet of them. She's like three feet away from them. What the heck? She was spitting all over them. When you sneak out of quarantine and Karen catches you. Is that what it says? That's what it says. That's good.
Starting point is 00:19:39 So what is this? I get it. That's the story. These people are weirdos. But they're doing it. That's the story. These people are weirdos. But they're doing it. Check this out. New Zealand police website for snitching on people breaking coronavirus lockdown crashes due to popularity.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Oh, my gosh. Well, if I can't go out, he can't neither. Yeah, neither can I. Well, listen, I got a question, though. If you're in your car, aren't you isolated? Isn't that an isolated place? Yeah, unless you have to roll your window down. What's wrong with driving around? What if you got to go to the doctor or yeah what if what if you're driving to the store to get food because you're out of food you're driving in a
Starting point is 00:20:12 bubble yeah they said that we can leave for essential items essential things it's like she saw a kid and was like he was probably cruising like with his friend. Like, yeah, we're going to the store. This sucks. We got the short straw. Oh, there's Karen. She's just like, ah! She just said. Like, oh my gosh. There was another video.
Starting point is 00:20:33 I mean, I don't know. I'm just, you know. There's another video that went viral of a preacher. And he started filming this woman screaming that they shouldn't be out. And she just literally screams. Like, reee! At the top of her lungs. And it's incredible.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Yeah. And my first thought was like, she's sitting there yelling at this guy. And, Mom, I'm going to ask the same question. Like, what are you doing out? Yeah. Because if you want to argue that you're going to the store, no, you're standing and arguing with some guy, and you're supposed to be, like, isolating.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Yeah, I saw her hit the window, which is physically touching. Like, if she had the sickness, now that kid has the sickness. Well, it's on his car, too. But if he had the sickness, she didn't necessarily get it from him. But definitely it would have been the other way around, I think. So what's up with this New Zealand? People love snitching on each other. Yeah, what the heck?
Starting point is 00:21:15 Reclaim the net says one constant that's come with the spread of the coronavirus has been the proliferation of digital tools that are slowly encroaching on people's civil liberties. And recent comments from the New Zealand police revealed the alarming rate that people are willingly adopting these tools to snitch on their fellow citizens. According to the New Zealand police, a new website that was set up for citizens to snitch on people who violate the country's coronavirus lockdown rules was so popular that it crashed due to the volume of complaints it was receiving. Under New Zealand's current lockdown rules, residents have been ordered to stay at home, keep contact to a bare minimum, and stay two meters apart when they do leave their homes. Police Commissioner Mike Bush told reporters, we've had 4,200 reports of people believing others weren't complying.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Oh, geez. Oh, my gosh. Bush added, it shows how determined Kiwis are that everyone complies with us. The rollout of this online snitching portal in New Zealand is one of several others that has been introduced across the globe. The US government has also reportedly started using phone location data to track the movements of its citizens amid the coronavirus outbreak, another change that's been criticized for its impact on civil liberties. They're going to mention that the digital rights group, the Electronic Frontier Foundation, wrote the the government has not shown that the new Dragnet
Starting point is 00:22:28 location surveillance powers would significantly help to contain COVID-19, and added that fear of surveillance chills and deters free speech and association. You know, I'd be very much more on board with a lot of these organizations, like EFF, if they didn't go full on intersectional dogma, religious, you know, weird dog dogma religious you know weirdo yeah yeah so you know I'll agree with them to the extent like you're right they shouldn't be tracking our phone data yeah but uh you know outside of that I'll I digress we uh people want to live in communist dictatorship it seems like it so I had a friend tell me a story about the Soviet Union okay I was in Ukraine and she was telling me that this apartment, and I'm probably ruining this.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I'm probably getting the story wrong to some degree. But here's how I remembered it. There were people who lived in the unit she was in back in, like, the 60s or something. And then there were people who lived in the unit next to it. And the unit next to it didn't like the people, called the local police or constable or whatever, and said they were smack-talking the people, called the local police or constable or whatever, and said they were smack-talking the party, the communist party. A day later, the family was gone, the unit was empty.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Off to the gulag. Hard labor, 14 years, whatever, you dig ditches, you break rocks. So that's the world. What's funny is that these people in New Zealand who are reporting each other, they're probably not even breaking quarantine. Like, you see someone walking to the store to go get milk and they're like that person's not supposed to
Starting point is 00:23:47 be outside i'm calling the police it's like what if they don't have a car and that's their only option to get to the store or the doctor or the whatever essential thing that they're going to there was a party in north jersey and apparently it was a couple dozen people and all the neighbors called the cops saying they're having a party it's like nanny culture people it's called it's cancel culture on steroids everybody wants to be in the mob so bad that's true it's so weird well eric garcetti in uh la just basically set up a program just like in new zealand where snitches get rewards and he wants people to call on businesses for violating the quote safer at home order sounds very nice doesn't it you know what a bunch of people about to get some stitches yeah andrew andrew cuomo said at one of
Starting point is 00:24:32 one of his events or whatever his press briefings he that he's trying not to enforce hard quarantines but people keep breaking the rules and people keep going out and ignoring this and it's making it worse so he's like what are we gonna have to do we're gonna have to and ignoring this and it's making it worse. So he's like, what are we going to have to do? We're going to have to hard enforce this and start arresting people and fining people. I need to want to do it, but no one's listening. I mean, I see pictures. Like I have friends in New York that are telling me like I can see the park or a park for my place and it's filled with people.
Starting point is 00:24:59 And like I see the people that are there. It's not the older generations. It's like the younger people, 20s, 30s. And the more we find out about this, it's like it's much less of a chance you're going to die from this if you catch it if you're younger. So they're not afraid of it anymore. Right. The fear isn't the same. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:18 So they're like, oh, I'm going to go out. I'm going to like, it's fine. Even if I do catch it, you know, it's like I could beat it. I'm invincible because anyone, everyone in their 20s right anyway they can carry it though that's always been my argument is that you'll give it to your grandparents when you go home it kind of bothers me and that's that's the lesson that people aren't learning um i was reading that they said something like 50 of people could be asymptomatic carriers yeah well yeah china is finding that too right in which case yeah and china won't report any. Right, in which case, yeah, and China won't report any of it.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Right. In which case, you go home, and then all of a sudden your parents are dead. Ugh, dude. Because some of these people hit, you know, they go down fast. It's like people get it, and then within a week or so, all of a sudden, they're just like, they feel fine, and then boom, boom, they hit the ground. But we do have more. Be a snitch. Report lockdown transgressors, DA. I believe this is South Africa.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I don't know. It's.co.za. So I think it's South Africa, right? I don't know. I don't care to read too much about what the story is. I'm just showing you it's all over the world that people are doing this. They're gleefully saying snitching your neighbors. I remember there was this program.
Starting point is 00:26:19 It probably still exists where you go around taking pictures of license plates in your neighborhood. And then if the license plate is used, they pay you a fee. And so it was like the service where it's, they basically say an easy way to make passive income, walk around your neighborhood, taking photos of license plates, upload them. And then if law enforcement repossession or anybody needs access to know where this thing is, you get a cut. So they're like, if the police end up impounding a vehicle, you'll get $25. Oh my gosh. Yep.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Great. Yeah. And so I remember that being posted to Facebook a long time ago. And I was like, wow, a snitch on your neighbor program for cash. And then they deleted it right away. Like, they didn't realize, you know. Yeah, that's bad. So I can say, and it's very surprising to see of UK of all places,
Starting point is 00:27:03 PCC urges neighbors not to snitch. Whoa. Whoa, what? In Oxfordshire? Whoa, whoa. A police commissioner has urged neighbors not to snitch on each other if they break new rules imposed at the coronavirus outbreak. Anthony Stansfeld, police and crime commissioner for the Thames Valley,
Starting point is 00:27:17 said people could politely express disapproval instead. He said he did not think snitching to the police was necessary, except in the most extreme circumstances. The government introduced a series of strict measures on Monday. We'll see how long this lasts. You know, I feel like the police have enough on their plate also. Yeah. It's just, come on. You would think, right? Yeah, I would think so. And they're already saying they're like decriminalizing a lot of things to like, or not decriminalizing, like not taking the same measures as they would be in without the situation in place so it's like postponing arrests yeah you know like oh i'm gonna arrest you in the future but if you're walking outside with like a buddy of yours you know and they come like why would they why would
Starting point is 00:27:59 they prioritize that easy why are really easy it's the same thing isn't it yeah they still have to do paperwork they still have to come to a location they're not gonna get shot i mean but they were saying non-violent crimes is what they were talking about theft of person you know burglaries yeah but the list was still like non-violent stuff so it's that's what they were talking about car theft sure yeah car theft but like what even if Even if it was nonviolent in that someone was shoplifting, that's an actual crime being committed where you're worried someone might attack you. Ah, your word there. Actual crime.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Right. Where this is just, what is this? Authoritarianism. They're not even saying that we have to stay in our homes, but if you don't stay in your homes, your neighbors can snitch on you and we can bring the police and get you in trouble for not staying in your homes.
Starting point is 00:28:49 But they're not telling us we have to stay in our homes. I just realized something. What's that? No, no, no, no. We should be totally in favor of all of the authoritarianism. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah. Go on. Because the party will, eventually when the party takes over and goes full-on authoritarian, we'll be protected. We'll be on the right side of history. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:05 You know what, man? No, but in all seriousness, it really does feel like we're getting close to a point where we have hard authoritarianism and then a complete collapse, like some kind of revolution or overthrow. Or like, it feels like the reset button was hit on the United States. And China. And China. Hard reset. I think so. And Trump,
Starting point is 00:29:22 this was kind of crazy this morning, or it was yesterday he said this. All of a sudden, it's like the act came off. You know, Trump had been saying, no, no, no, it's OK. We're doing this. We got things under control. It was last night. Everyone got mad at him for downplaying it. But I think he was trying to keep people calm. Yeah. And now it's over. Now he's like, yep, it's going to be weeks of hell. We're going to lose thousands of people. And I said the roughest week, the next couple of weeks will be the roughest america's ever faced thousands of people will die and we will lose more people than possibly world war one world war two
Starting point is 00:29:53 or whatever so he was being hopeful now he's now it's dark and now it's like yeah i think it's gonna get real bad oh man exponential growth man people don't realize a thousand people in the u.s died in one day. And so all the people who are like, the flu is worse, congratulations. Now you have the data. To be honest though, it's not really that surprising. We're huge. We are massive.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Our country is huge. I've been going back and forth from Europe for so long that I'm so sick of this whole comparison that, you know, oh, I met someone new. Oh, you're American're american oh i know all about you right you know it's like no you don't you have nothing about me right because i'm from one place but i grew up here and like everybody's different everybody's different america's basically like 10 to 12 different countries at least yeah you know at the least right exactly what you do like if that were me and i was in europe and say i was in like france and someone's like oh american i know i'd be like oh you guys love spaghetti in france don't
Starting point is 00:30:48 you yeah they'd be like no yeah you're in yeah but it's all europe what about schnitzel yeah what do you mean i thought everyone in europe had schnitzel and spaghetti right they'd be like no like yeah yeah so it makes sense that our numbers are spiking especially when we have these people that are doing doing their spring break like spring break hit recently and now all these stories are coming out where well the college students all went to spring break and flew during this pandemic and flew back and it's like why are you flying right now well i did they they weren't refunding the trip and it's like great great reason yeah honestly like the the college should
Starting point is 00:31:26 have gotten in trouble for that like saying like there's a few different colleges that i'm i'm reading about that are like no we're not going to refund this trip you know you already spent the money and there's nothing we can do about it sorry and that's what people are worried about the couple hundred couple hundred bucks yeah it's like come on perspective i guess uh man i guess we're gonna see if it's gonna there are periods where it feels like it's like, come on. Perspective. I guess, man, I guess we're going to see if it's going to. There are periods where it feels like it's getting better. And we're like, oh, it's so bad. I think everything's going to be okay.
Starting point is 00:31:49 And the next day it's like, oh, the end is nigh. Oh, this morning. Oh, I was like worried. Right. Man. Yeah. I think people don't realize Trump saying like, look, it's going to be okay. We can do this really made people feel like it was going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Yeah. Because it's like you look to him and he's not worried. So you're like, I'm not worried. He's not worried. Now he's worried. And I're like, I'm not worried. He's not worried. Now he's worried and I'm like, oh man. Now we have no cheerleaders. Everyone's being like, well, the end is nigh. It was nice knowing you. It's been real. We're digging graves. They're digging graves
Starting point is 00:32:15 in New York. They're using prison inmates to dig graves. I don't think the end is nigh. I just, I am the ever-optimist I guess. It's not the end. It's a new awakening. That's a good point of putting it. Look, man. You're right. It's going to be different.
Starting point is 00:32:27 It's going to be different, yeah. The hard reset on America. We know we're not value, like we're mocking celebrities. We're valuing more so real jobs. Yep. Nurses. Food, nurses. Truck drivers.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Boom, truck drivers. Grocery store workers. Exactly. Yeah, the people, the real people that make life work. Yeah. Like real life. Trash, the real people that make life work. The backbone, yeah. Like real life. Trash, just little people. Not celebrities showing us what life could be.
Starting point is 00:32:50 It's funny. If you had something perfect or something horrible or whatever the movie they're playing. That was a funny meme about the Mike Lindell, my pillow guy, was someone tweeted like, if only he sang Imagine on Twitter, then he would have been a brave hero in his bathroom. What was it? Yeah, nobody's stunning and brave. That's what's funny. That's what I was saying. If someone came up to the podium and said, I'm switching my factory
Starting point is 00:33:13 to produce masks, and then started preaching social justice and racial equity, they'd clap for it. They'd think it was great. Right. It's like, you know what, man? There's no winning, but hopefully people get over this stuff. Because if it does get bad you know and look
Starting point is 00:33:27 we'll go back to the point about people starting to cherish more now real jobs hopefully that's a shockwave to the system that gets rid of these weirdos who are obsessed about weird ideologies yeah it's like well I'm not I don't really think there's any sort of a job issue
Starting point is 00:33:43 because we're gonna be making factories that make everything. We're going to have a lot of work when this is over. And I feel like Americans are kind of, you know, cluing up to what is really important, not material stuff. We overbuy everything. You know, it's like fast fashion, you know, buying stuff we don't need just to like feel like you you earn something. But it's it's not important. Now we're like we're realizing like, all right, we need food. We need shelter. We need to take care of our family. Those two things and toilet paper. Sorry. Yeah, of course. You know, you know, but the priorities and we don't make those things here.
Starting point is 00:34:20 And that's going to change. We're going to start – there's going to be like a flare-up of stuff happening like that. Not to glorify how horrifying things will be, but if people truly see a shock to the system, like the real threat they face from the real world, then maybe they'll get their heads together and start thinking about what they actually need to take care of, their families, like the things you were talking about. Because too many people, they feel so safe. There's no threats. There's no worry. There's nothing to worry about. They come up with fake causes to be concerned about. Fake problems. Well, how about we take some super chats, and then we'll get ready
Starting point is 00:34:56 for the next segment, which is the conspiracy at the Denver International Airport. It has nothing to do with coronavirus. But this is interesting. Isn't that great? They recently renovated and so there's a bunch of articles coming out talking about all of the conspiracies and how they're capitalizing upon it. Wait, I thought
Starting point is 00:35:11 they moved to a new location. Is that not what you said? No. In the 90s. Oh, in the 90s they moved. This is the new location. Oh, okay. It is, yeah. And so it's like this anniversary thing and they're doing construction so they're leaning into the lizard people aliens blucifer the horse like they have they have a photo of it in the airport of it shooting lasers
Starting point is 00:35:30 from its eyes i think it's fun i think it's funny awesome wait wait hold on i'm sorry the horse's name is blucifer yes that's what it is called yes you will notice that's pretty amazing it looks like that i kind of love it yep all right All right, let's grab some super chats. We're all high in Colorado. That's going to be what I name my horse, Blucifer. If it's blue. Soy Jesus riding Blucifer, shooting laser beams out of its eyes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:56 All right, so if you haven't hit that like button, do so now. If you want to get in the super chat, we will read your questions. We'll try to for the most part. And make sure you subscribe. Hit the like button and follow us on social media. Boom. There I am right there. Twitter. There we go. Instagram. YouTube. Let's dive right in. Wild Rose says, first super chat of the day.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Woo. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you. Thanks. Dolores Ed says, I live in a rural area and I was told by a big box grocery store employee that the stores have been rerouting groceries to the cities in our state. Certain foods haven't been restocked in a while. Interesting. Chuck Morris with a very important question saying, Tim Poo? that the stores have been rerouting groceries to the cities in our state. Certain foods haven't been restocked in a while. Oof.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Interesting. Chuck Morris with a very important question saying, Tim poo? That's a very good question, mind you. Excellent question. I don't know the answer. I bet you do every day. Yes, that is correct.
Starting point is 00:36:38 In fact, I do. SDK Lemon says, Starting the show with F in chat is almost tradition at this point. I love it. I messed up one time. I forgot to press record. I pressed it so much. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:36:49 I think it started before that because we go at eight. We hit the button and there's a delay. And people are like, it's eight. They're dead. Oh, my gosh. Yep. That's great. That assassin.
Starting point is 00:37:02 I love it, though. What were we talking about? Oh, that Duncan thing. We got to talk about that Duncan thing. Oh, yeah. The guy who was shot in his bed. Yeah, we got to talk about that. Yeah, we need to.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Maybe we'll find time in this one. Yeah, for sure. I mean, we don't have anything pulled up. All right. So Joey Giggles says, so what happens first? We lose ourselves to this virus and panic and turn in each other, or we actually work together for once and toss that stuff aside. I hope we work together for once. Yeah, I hope so. I hope be great thug life bear says soy jesus i have a youtube catchphrase now oh is that is that oh do i is that the end of it
Starting point is 00:37:34 no i think you said that do i have a catchphrase that's what you said the other day i don't know i don't remember it no i have to go back to it i say so many random things alright let's see dark rengi says Timothy if that is your real name how's the gang today rengi there you go he said rengi yes I believe the gang is doing well yeah the gang's all here the gang's here the gang's healthy also which is good
Starting point is 00:37:58 we're very healthy yep we're eating better I actually had fish over rice today you know I don't think I've been you know I've been having some unhealthy things but there's things i want to do better like less bread you know so we did fish and rice like onions and peppers it was really good i gotta have my sandwiches sandwiches man i love a good sandwich all right what we got here super bam bam says hey tim did you see the 3m sub youtuber so young torturing and eating live animals and youtube won't take her down i did not see that that. I did see that. You did?
Starting point is 00:38:25 Is it what? I didn't see it. I don't want to see it. What is it? I don't want to see it either. And they won't take it down. I don't understand. Who is she?
Starting point is 00:38:32 I don't know. It's just a random idea. The real question is, is it monetized? No, I'm just kidding. It's probably not. That's crazy. All right, what do we got here? Mark Taylor says, we're riding the line between Star Trek and Mad Max.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Oh, man, please, Star Trek. Well, you know, it's really interesting that right there because we're actually at a focal point where we could go either direction from here. You know, we could spin out of control and go full Mad Max and just not learn from this and not fix anything from this. And boom, we're in Mad Max in like 30 years. Or we can learn from this and not fix anything from this and boom we're in mad max in like 30 years
Starting point is 00:39:07 or we can learn from this move forward together and boom we can be star trek and i mean i don't say 30 years but don't you know your star trek lore i mean we can go either way man there was a there was a massive just trying to say there was a massive global collapse economic collapse of everything okay and it led to roving bands regional in the u.s fighting each other and then someone invented warp technology the vulcans found out about us and came to earth and helped rebuild everything cool i did so we technically if you're you want star trek we need max first you gotta go through mad max country to find star trek land exactly cool all right okay so we So just a little bit,
Starting point is 00:39:45 and then we'll take a hard left once we get through, just, you know, you know. All right, where are we at? Marcel Defour says, in this time, my only issue is what mono blue wizard
Starting point is 00:39:54 do I want to run my EDH deck? Any recommendations? Also, maybe a full UFO podcast in the future. Well, it depends on how strong you want the deck. The obvious answer is Urza because he's so brokenly strong.
Starting point is 00:40:06 But if you want others to want to play with you, you probably shouldn't use Urza. Thassa. No. Not a wizard, I know. It's so strong, too. My goodness. I know a lot of people probably it's too esoteric, but the Thassa deck with the Rashad and footpad is like a turn three win. And I've consistently hit it.
Starting point is 00:40:23 It's insane. It's not fun. No, it's insane. It's not fun. No, it's not. It's not fun. I'm like, no, you know what's a fun blue general to ferry the planeswalker. That one's cool.
Starting point is 00:40:32 All right, we are getting a bit too esoteric. It's Magic the Gathering. It's a game. We're just talking about answering this super chat. Answering the super chat. Clearly we're excited about Magic.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Absolutely. I quit playing. You totally quit? Yeah, I quit Magic. How could you you for a couple months we'll see what happens well it's because of his thassa deck and the urza deck too much power it's too much too much blue there's way too much blue in everybody's decks in this house well you know we play red green maybe all right let's take some more super chats elsa blue eye says my wife
Starting point is 00:41:02 and daughter call tim shouty man. I appreciate that. I like that. We should make a show with me yelling. Sometimes I would jump when I would listen to Tim's videos because the first word out of his mouth is always very forceful. Yes. I was like, what? There's Tim.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Holy Movie Star says, Ancient ritual site of a Mesopotamian war god that was used for animal sacrifices 5,000 years ago is uncovered in iraq that's cool all right all right matthew hammond says lucky strike develops vaccine grown in tobacco oh i'm sure mad max says so was reactors tweets and april fool's troll that i will maybe get into in a little bit but for the most part there's not much i can talk about so i have no idea. We'll see how things go. Kaylee Pablo says, what about the Finland conspiracy, Timbo Slice? What's the Finland
Starting point is 00:41:49 conspiracy? I don't know either. I'm not sure. I only know about their feminist young leaders. Oh, yeah? Well, that has nothing to do with conspiracies. Here we go. Eleven Bravo says, Georgia announced shelter in place effective Friday. Interesting. And Florida? Yeah. Yeah. Kyle Buchanan says,
Starting point is 00:42:06 Have y'all seen the Alex Jones as Doom Slayer on YouTube? Yes, I have. Oh my gosh. Hilarious. No. But I've never seen anything with Alex Jones in it. So, the only thing I know about Alex Jones is when this guy does his impression of him. There you go. Apparently it's a good one. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:22 So he says, it's like five minutes. Please commentary, please. What do you want your job to be if World War III comes? Oh, man. I would be a builder. Builder? I'd be building stuff. I'd be like a... Or like if we were in the war, like as
Starting point is 00:42:37 soldiers or something? Yeah, or like after. I don't know. I mean, during, I would probably do nothing because i'm not in if i had to be if it was literally like literally everyone fights the men the women the children everyone pick up a weapon well then everyone's just kind of picking up weapons and you know okay what do you do you go around with a weapon and you fight invaders but i don't think we're both too old you know oh yeah i mean if it got really desperate, then they would start pulling the 35.
Starting point is 00:43:05 We're too old, huh? Yes. Yes. We're officially old men as far as the military is concerned. All right. What's the limit? I think they raised the limit for enlisting, though. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:43:16 Yeah. I think they raised the age limit. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I mean, I'm sure someone will comment and will know better. Yeah. I've got a pretty funny story about a recruiter that called me one time. What is it?
Starting point is 00:43:24 Tell it. Well, he called me and he goes, Hey, I see you're graduating from high school soon. Would you ever have thought about the military? And I was like, Yeah. A couple of my uncles have done it and I have thought about it because I didn't really know what to do. And he's like, Oh, that's great.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Let me just ask you a few questions. I'm like, All right. Are you physically fit? Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, all right. How are you physically fit? Yeah. Yeah, I'm physically fit. I'd say so. Have you ever smoked pot? Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Every almost every day. He's like, OK, have a wonderful day. I got the phone. And that was it. I was like, oh, I guess that's a hard line. That's a weird one. Tweet it out. I was like the second question. I was like, wow. I guess that's a hard line. That's a weird one. Take it out. I was like the second question.
Starting point is 00:44:06 I was like, wow. Like, yeah, sure. But, I mean, I wouldn't, if I enlisted, I probably wouldn't be able to anymore. I thought that was hilarious. I can't blame them for saying no to a drug addict. Clearly I was. Yeah, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:21 All right, let's see what we got here. Brett Willett says, thank you for your consistent flow of important information. God bless. 45 gang. Let's see. Capticide says, gumbo spilling beanie wearing fence toast milk, milk sitter,
Starting point is 00:44:36 alt right troll. There you go. That's his full title. We need somebody to draw that out. We definitely got to do this one. Brett Hutchinson says, Tim, look into the great mud flood. Talk to Greg
Starting point is 00:44:46 from the Armored Skeptic. He's been digging into it. Do you know what the mud flood conspiracy is? No. That there was a civilization before and it got wiped out by a giant mud flood. And that's why buildings are built into the earth. It's really cool stuff. So, there's a little bit of that in Seattle, right? Where they built
Starting point is 00:45:01 it for the watery conditions and then the city just flooded and they built on top of it, right? Chicago did the same thing Where they built it for the watery conditions, and then the city just flooded, and they built on top of it, right? Chicago did the same thing, where they built multiple levels because of the water. Yeah. But there's, like, crazy examples where there's, like, doors halfway underground in areas that shouldn't
Starting point is 00:45:17 have this. What? Yeah, it's really where, like, arches, like, in the ground. Over in Europe, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. And I think in the U.s too and so they believe that like hundreds of years ago a great mud flood wiped out an advanced civilization and then we rebuilt into it or something okay let's let's let's save it let's let's do this yeah thank you for everybody who's bringing out these cool subjects i'm loving it that we can talk about other than coronavirus yes Yes, definitely. Joshua Carpenter says Wuhan Virology Lab.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Zhu Zhenli, that woman. Huang Yanling, patient zero. OK, what is this? Botao Zhao whistleblower bioweapon? I don't think it's a bioweapon. I don't know. T. Smith Jones says, wonder if Joe Biden will ever get his virtual shield VPN sponsorship. Hiding with Biden would be nice.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Would be nice. Fearless Soldier says been sending super chats and they haven't been getting Biden. Would be nice. Fearless Soldier says, been sending super chats and they haven't been getting read. Message to Adam. One was about state of decay is a permadeath game and how America making everything will cause a price spike because minimum wage. Yep.
Starting point is 00:46:17 So if you want to deal with wealth inequality and basically wealth inequality and having more access to people, then we need to manufacture things here in the U.S. Because we outsource things, it creates the wealth disparity. The people who own the companies have really cheap labor in China. So the American poor buy products that their money goes to China and then the rich people get it trickles up to them. And so it's harder for there to be an equilibrium.
Starting point is 00:46:43 If we make everything here, the rich people are forced to pay for American standards. So if an American's like, I don't want to live that way, you got to pay double, then you got to pay double. And that helps reduce the disparity. There we go. The one says, hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Weak men create hard times. This is from, I believe it's from like a dystopian novel. It became like very popular with like traditionalists. Yeah, you said it a few times over the past couple of months. Yeah, it's so weird to me that it comes from a novel. It's like a meme now. It makes so much sense. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Like who came up with it? What do they, what does someone call it? It's like a truism. Yes. It's not meant to be factual. It's meant to just make a point about. It conveys a greater point. Yeah, something like that.
Starting point is 00:47:24 All right, see where we're at. John Morganier says, Have you seen weird stuff with Tom Wolfe and essential business waivers and the shutdown? I have not. I'm not super familiar. No, I haven't. All Metal Mike says,
Starting point is 00:47:36 Tim, scientists have isolated the COVID-19 virus. They said when they zoom in with a microscope, they can see the stamp saying, Made in China. Ha ha. Here we go. Michael Connor says, so Schiff has lost whatever was left of his mind with the investigation on Trump.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Or am I not? Am I just not seeing the logic? So Adam Schiff wants to do another investigation. He wants to have a post like a 9-11 style commission reviewing the response to coronavirus. It's like, dude, no, please. When's like dude no please when we're when we're done with this we're gonna go to the movies like and watch three movies in a row yeah and then we're gonna come back and we're gonna have a big pizza yeah like all the fixings why is he putting the resources into this now they have nothing to do why is it the good use of their
Starting point is 00:48:18 time especially right now it's like aren't they supposed to be saving the world or something trump's response was too slow but i bet he believes that he be saving the world or something? Trump's response was too slow. But I bet he believes that he is saving the world by doing that. I don't know. Slow it down. Some people are just really dumb. You know, I don't understand. What's their end game?
Starting point is 00:48:34 Are they thinking? I don't know. Boredom. Really? Some people want to watch the world burn. This is an interesting time. I don't think that's what's going on through his mind. I think he's he thinks truly the devil, and he just wants to do anything he can to get him out of office. I think it's self-gain.
Starting point is 00:48:50 It's got to be. With a dash of self-gain in there. Yeah. Super politics. There we go. Where were we at? Fearless Soldier says, any comment on the quarterings video about your bro? No.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Bobcat says, what happens when people start hacking those drones they're terribly insecure which is why the army banned them oh okay so there's a good reason why they're banned excellent reason so i have a story for you i was at uh i was in turkey so uh vice flew me out to this super rich person party it was actually kind of fun and they made me drink something called a rocky it's like a it's i don't like licorice man but it's an anise alcohol drink in turkey so we were in this resort in um i mean i can't remember the name of the city but uh it's a bunch of rich people bragging and like showing off their gadgets and someone had the parrot ar drone okay very very early on and it was totally insecure so i just i know how they work i've hacked them we did a bunch of crazy stuff with them and so i just popped up on my phone and i i took it and i took some pictures then i walked over to the guy and i
Starting point is 00:49:47 showed him and he was like whoa wait what and i'm like these things anyone can take it from you right now yeah and he started laughing and then we we talked for a little bit but you could uh those old drones there were there was no security on them if you saw it you could literally take your phone connect to it and then fly it away. Oh, man. That's awesome. Dude, I talked a lot about the dangers posed by drones, and the government was so far behind
Starting point is 00:50:13 this, it was horrifying. Imagine what would happen if you're in New York City, and a drone goes 35 miles over your head, carrying a flashing package with a clock ticking. You get the point I'm trying to make. Yeah. What do you do? Nothing. There's nothing you can do.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Nope. And then it crashes and you just do it. Couldn't do anything. You would do nothing. You would have no recourse. So we saw like the invention of drones
Starting point is 00:50:34 that fire string and they crash, whatever, but someone could fly in something dangerous and you couldn't stop it. And if you did, it's coming down
Starting point is 00:50:44 and people are getting hurt. That's true. And they could do it from 40 miles away plus with the right antennas. Dude, that is scary. Or you could even pre-program it. Put a dirty bomb on it. Some scary stuff. And you could pre-program it to go to a GPS coordinate.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Throw some anthrax in there. Yep. Oh, yeah. It's over. Well, none of this stuff has happened. And I was actually talking to a researcher who said this is why he thinks that a lot of what you hear of as terrorism is not real what you're actually hearing of like in these other countries and stuff is often military conflict and they call it terrorism for political reasons but terrorism being the idea that these people want to come and
Starting point is 00:51:19 just disrupt our way of life and hurt us for no reason if that were the case you you have he was like you have no idea how much damage could be done with very, very simple things very, very easily. Oh, absolutely. And that's why he's like, when they tell you it's about them hating our freedom or whatever. No, it's for them wanting resources for political gains for ideological gain. And that's why it's rare. They actually do come here and do it.
Starting point is 00:51:38 But it does happen. Yeah. You know, it does happen for sure. All right. Let's see. Where are we at? Gonzo Twin says, Don't forget Massachusetts governor website on March 2nd
Starting point is 00:51:48 promotes visiting Chinatown. New awareness campaign promotes small businesses Chinatown. Yeah. You know what the problem with that is? What? They tried to be like not racist and it ended up making a very, very racialized moment. Yeah, that's a good point.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Look how not racist i am you're putting the spotlight right on chinatown and then we all went to chinatown and then we all got sick oh wait right wait a second well didn't elizabeth warren i think we saw that video like nancy pelosi yeah you know it's the issue is if you go out you get sick so by telling everyone to go to chinatown then everyone gets sick and then people are like hey wait a minute second did they all get it in chinatown it's like well it could have it anywhere, but you were the one who made them do it. Yeah. Oh, geez.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Matthew Emmond says, look up super micro China compromised motherboards. Bill P., thanks for the super chat. Super Bam Bam says, Tim, I feel bad for all the Intel dudes watching me, intelligence dudes watching me walk the dog. Some things other men shouldn't see. Student of History says, I'm going to be honest. Someone's going to shoot it clean out walk the dog. Some things other men shouldn't see. Student of History says, I'm going to be honest. Someone's going to shoot it clean out of the sky. Also, anyone
Starting point is 00:52:49 enjoy Warhammer 40k? If so, which race? If not, what are you doing with yourself? I'm doing a podcast. You know, we're talking about stuff. Thanks for the super chat, The Unrefined. Method says, off-topic subject, but I have recently watched The Quartering and wanted to hear your side of the story that's going on with your brother. Private family
Starting point is 00:53:06 matter for the most part, and any smart lawyer would tell you not to talk about it. Samuel Farmer says, have you heard about a Korean Netflix show called My Secret Terrius, season one, episode 10, talks about a virus just like COVID-19. Interesting. I'll check it out.
Starting point is 00:53:22 The Unrefined says, Half-Life Alyx is out and Manhack will be real have you played alix at all have you played the other uh half-lifes a long time ago they were good though i hear right i never i mean when i first played half-life man probably like in 2000 i i i don't know maybe 2001 i don't remember but the graphics were incredible and the gameplay was smooth and buttery. It was an awesome game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:47 And, yeah. Well, there's a new one out. People are stoked on it. I haven't played it. Cool. The 2A Vegan says, Tim, it's sad to see someone with your ability to think critically simply shut down and disregard veganism.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Adam, thank you for representing our community well. I also think everyone should watch Dominion. I think it's free online. Six-semper tyrannous. Well, I certainly agree representing our community well. I also think everyone should watch Dominion. I think it's free online. Six-semper tyrannous. Well, I certainly agree with everything you said. Absolutely. I have my opinions. Adam has his.
Starting point is 00:54:12 We disagree, but that's the point. You know, you get to see people talk about it, I guess. Well, thank you. Yeah, I can't represent everybody. That's why Adam's here to represent what I don't know. Yeah, man. There you go. And I can say the same.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I don't represent everyone, but I just i can say the same well i don't represent everyone but i just uh try to do me there it is vegans that's what people should do colton says the chinese wi-fi toaster drone theory is the plot of a cod black ops 2 campaign where the chinese made drones are hacked and turned against the u.s i love it maddie bone says what's the news on the fbi corruption report from the ig oh Oh, yeah. We need to. I don't know anything about that. Yeah, it's OK. We'll get to it.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Ants says, Computing Forever's video says that anyone who dies of any cause, as long as they happen to have COVID, that they count in the death count seems odd. Yeah. My issue with this is that they do that for everything. OK, if you get the flu and they know you have the flu and then your heart stops, they say complications related to the flu. Yeah. So what people keep saying is they're like, oh, look, they're doing this with coronavirus. That means this is special. And it's like, but they do it with everything. So the relative metrics are still the same. I mean, maybe that's
Starting point is 00:55:16 not, but you know what, man, this is the corruption of an ongoing, in my opinion, urban legend. So what's the first thing we hear? I got like five text messages, or I had friends telling me, my friend's grandmother in Italy died. And I'm like, why am I hearing literally the exact same story? Was it one person?
Starting point is 00:55:38 Copy paste, yeah. Now all of a sudden we're hearing people make videos that are derivative of this idea saying people are talking about it. So I think what's likely happening is that people don't understand. All of a sudden now everyone's an armchair epidemiologist. Yeah, which is a very specific branch of science. It's not super interesting. I just mean like an armchair physician.
Starting point is 00:55:59 How many people cared about how they classified the flu deaths before now? No one cared about the number of ICU beds in any city. And now we're looking at it we're like holy crud nobody went to hospitals before and now they're going why are these hospitals empty it's like were you there before it could be normal maybe there were less people is there a number somewhere that that compares the difference to complicated deaths with pre-cons pre-consisting conditions to completely healthy, no reason other than they had coronavirus and died. Like a 13-year-old or a six-week-old baby. Like what's the difference?
Starting point is 00:56:34 You know, what's the percentage there? Is it like 80% people that have other issues? It's substantially. It is substantially more. I really would like that number. If someone knows the number. We even saw from the Veritas video that one nurse saying it's people with diabetes they're overweight right they're unhealthy but there was no ratio like an exact right right right
Starting point is 00:56:52 we can probably pull it up i'm sure it exists and i'm sure it's obviously like it's interesting pre-existing conditions you know yeah mark robert shaw says drone equipped with tear gas maybe non-lethal rubber bullet guns human Human police will get replaced with robots. Go watch RoboCop, the remake, and here we go. So one of the things you'll need to realize about drones with guns is the recoil. It's going to go whoo and flip over, and they're going to have to flip every time they fire because the blast is going to— Yeah, but this was a while ago, and we were talking about the—what is it, UPS? UPS drones.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Doing something that can go into the wind 40 40 mile an hour wind they can go 60 miles an hour and it's like if they're figuring that out you know and then like boston dynamics you can like kick the robot and it just like goes like this and it's like i'm good don't kick the yeah i'm good you know and it's like i'm pretty sure that if someone wants to figure out how to put a gun on there with like some anti-stabilizers or something that like The problem is with like the for now, the Boston Dynamics robot you can give it a gun.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Alright? But it's not good at maneuvering, hiding, ducking, and it would be easily damaged. It's joints are right yet. Give it some I mean, you've seen what they've done in a few years. They've come a long way. Did you see that video? The hoax video? It was a prank.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Not a prank, but it was. Yeah, it's awesome. The robot takes the gun and then turns on him? Yeah. That was so good. There's a few of those floating around, but they're all good and funny. Oh, they're all scary. I like it.
Starting point is 00:58:13 All right. Sean Ryan says, going to start feeling like Half-Life 2 just changed New York to City 17. Yeah, or Division. Division 1. Justin says, check out Turkmenistan. The government there has banned the word coronavirus, and today someone tried to drive a train into 17. Yeah, or division. Division one. Justin says, check out Turkmenistan. The government there has banned the word coronavirus, and today someone tried to drive a train into the hospital ship Mercy in LA.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Yeah, I just saw that story. What? What? I just saw that story before we came on. In LA? In LA, the Mercy ship. Tried to drive a train? He tried to derail a high-speed train.
Starting point is 00:58:38 What? Into the hospital ship. Why? So I'm really curious what he was thinking. What is the reason? I don't know. Maybe his ex was in there or something? Some people don't want to watch the world burn, man.
Starting point is 00:58:50 That's so weird to me. That's a little specific. People are weird. I don't know. What's crazy is, you know that woman who ate the fish stuff with her husband? Yeah. She was not a Trump supporter. She was a Democrat donor. Heavy donor. And there's like not confirmed or anything, but there that's true. That's been reported. I don't know who she was, And there's, like, not confirmed or anything, but that's true.
Starting point is 00:59:05 That's been reported. Okay. They found out who she was. But there's also some rumors now circulating, and this has got to be researched, that she was trying to divorce her husband. Huh. Yeah. Interesting. I don't know if that's true, though.
Starting point is 00:59:16 It's just rumor, you know, stupid internet bubbling up stuff. Well, you know when somebody dies, the first person they look at is the spouse. Yeah. Because it's usually who it is. And she lives, and he ate the fish, you know, poison or whatever. What if she they look at is the spouse. Yeah. Because it's usually who it is. And she lives and he ate the fish poison or whatever. What if she just put it in his drink, he died, and then she was like, but we thought it was safe to eat. And she knew. Because she went to the hospital, too.
Starting point is 00:59:33 So she must have been like. A little bit for me and more for you. Gotta do it. Gotta make the story stick. But you know what? I want to say it's even kind of unfair to bring this up for now. Because what if she's just a woman who lost her husband, man? I think it's so messed up.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Until we can prove it. But she immediately started talking about how Donald Trump was the one who said do it. She's not wasting any time mourning her husband. No, I think it's the media. Yeah, exactly. She was being interviewed by probably countless people. Why? Why did you take this stuff?
Starting point is 01:00:03 Everyone was asking her over and over and over again. Here's how the journalists would do it. They would say, so why did you take this stuff here's what the journal everyone was asking her over and over and over again here's how the journalists would do it they would say so why did you eat this and she'll say we saw that you know it's a penile treatment was there any specific person who told you it was it was it was a good take an orange person right no no no they they they they they actually ask five times do that right in the interview you see it and they're like over and over again just like trying to dig into the story and then they call it good journalism and then then the final question was do you even trust president trump now and it's like no i don't trust him and it's like what does it have to do with democrat donor in the first place yeah like you trust him huh yeah yeah exactly uh anomander says sticks would be an epic guest just a thought i. I'm trying. It would, but... I'm trying. This is the first one I tried.
Starting point is 01:00:46 We're under lockdown. Yeah, dude. Alex Jones, this is not the real Alex Jones, says, this is a stolen CC, is it? Username says, Intel platform management interface in all Intel processors. A black box in your CPU, a small computer that has access to
Starting point is 01:01:02 all your data and network controlled by the NSA probably. Probably. I don't know about that one, but, you know. I don't know. Student of History says, Citizen, this area is currently in a state of quarantine. Return to your home or face civil penalties. You have been warned. This is for your own safety.
Starting point is 01:01:16 I'm looking forward to the future. Yep. Future. This was a week ago. Next week. This was the past. I'm looking forward to the past. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Beast on the Run says hmm straining chinese and u.s relations talks of possible war we're about 57 years too early oh wait what 57 oh that's right fall off fall out 2077 was it china invaded alaska yeah i don't remember it was over oil or something chuck morris says the lesser mask keeps the wearer from spreading the virus, slowing coughs and absorbing moisture. If we all have them, it could work or use a bag. Yeah, I think Trump was saying
Starting point is 01:01:52 wear a scarf. You know what I mean? Yeah, anything. Goober Gabber says, greetings from the Netherlands. Thanks for the content. Symbiotic beanie, soy Jesus and the strange female voice in my head.
Starting point is 01:01:59 It's nice to listen to the three of you. Thank you very much. It's a great name. Swampy says, my dad was told today he was exposed at work from someone on his crew. It has a positive. He's now quarantined.
Starting point is 01:02:09 No symptoms yet. He's 60 with heart problems. My mom has COPD. Worried for them. Prayers. Well, hoping for the best, man. Yep. Stay healthy and keep eating good food.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Matt Johnson says, quote, my pillow man doing us a help. Soy Jesus. Did you say that? No. Well, there you go. man doing us a help. Soy Jesus. Did you say that? No. Well, there you go. There you go. Someone's quoting you. I don't.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Not exactly in those words, but. John McCloud says, making my own masks. Now people want to buy some off me. Wow. That's cool. That's great. Daniel says, hear from W.A. Our governor has actually had to readdress how often people report their neighbors to
Starting point is 01:02:44 stay at home to stay at home for stay-at-home violations my governor is an idiot wow well not all neighbors get along yeah yeah this could just be vindictive like i saw him out even though they didn't right yeah great cord funk says authorities asking people to snitch on their friends and neighbor never seen that in history before ironic what can. What can go wrong? Yeah. When did they try that before? Pleb of Reason says, Hello, Sir Timothy Poole, Soy Jesus and Based Lydia of Whiterun. Commodity prices are
Starting point is 01:03:11 crashing hard. What if our food supply crumbles? Then we are... We got it. We're gonna be wearing... It's gonna be in the middle of the night. You're gonna go out and there's gonna be roving bands with, you know, guns and knives and they're gonna be hunting and scavenging. They're gonna find the Twinkie factory and they're gonna be like, yes, non-perishables and they're gonna to be hunting and scavenging. They're going to find the Twinkie factory and they're going to be like, yes, non-perishables, and they're going to run
Starting point is 01:03:28 and it's going to be bonkers. It'll be great. And then people will slowly start to learn to live off the Earth once again. Got to go down Mad Max Road. A little bit. Turn left and three miles down to Star Trek land. Yeah, there it is. I thought it worked. Well, look, after the Black Plague
Starting point is 01:03:44 in Europe, there was a renaissance. There was a big boom because so many people got wiped out, but the knowledge and technology level stayed the same, relatively. So they were able to start rapidly expanding. There was a massive economic boom to try and replace. So everybody was working like crazy and it was taking off, you know. Steven says, why do people still trust the corporate elites they used bernie sanders and now they are citing ccp covet 19 propaganda just to
Starting point is 01:04:10 hurt trump can't we come together just once do they understand optics no they don't yeah elegant news says do you remember when work was considered essential those were the days yeah man i'm still working man mario tedeschi says, hey, Tim, love the show. Just a PSA from a small town. Both my mom and dad have CV and I'm getting tested tomorrow. This will definitely delay my date of enlistment. A symptom my parents got was that they had no sense of taste. Yes, I've heard that.
Starting point is 01:04:35 That's crazy. What is that? No sense of smell, no sense of taste because it's affecting the stuff in your respiratory system. That's weird. Are there other illnesses that cause that? I'm sure there are. Smoking, especially, is really bad about that. No, but I mean like,
Starting point is 01:04:48 have you ever just gotten sick and all of a sudden you couldn't taste anything anymore? Yeah, when you can't breathe through your nose, you can't taste anything. They're tied. Huh.
Starting point is 01:04:56 Like, intricately. Well, then this sounds like it's not that big a deal at all. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's a symptom. Well, either way, I hope you guys are
Starting point is 01:05:04 going to get through that. Yeah, I hope your parents are okay. Seriously. Denwo says, look up Lawrence Kohlberg moral scale. When you're at level five or six, everyone else is level three or less. Authoritarianism sounds real nice. S Meat Knight says, if Adam gets it, his new name will be Soylent Jesus. Gets what?
Starting point is 01:05:23 I don't know. If you get COVID. Oh, I see. Okay. Soylent is people. Sure. Veteran Art says, hey, guys Gets what? I don't know. If you get COVID. Oh, I see. Soylent is people. Veteran Art says, hey guys, just want to let you all know. Great show. Dare I say, it's perfect. It would mean the world to me if I could draw a landscape or a flower picture for each of you. Let me
Starting point is 01:05:37 know. Yeah, for sure. Do it. That's great. Thank you. Over at Timcast.com slash donate. There is an address you can send stuff to. Yes, the post office. That is the right address? That is the right address. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Yeah. And so if you draw it, you can send it to us, and then we'll have them. That'd be awesome. Cool. Yeah. Arden Hart says, why do liberals never consider those who invest the most in the community
Starting point is 01:05:57 deserves the largest return? Same applies to nation states, corporations. Question from Prometheus. Is that LOL? I don't know. There's a lot of, there's a lot more political philosophy in that question, depending on whether people actually believe that statement is true. I think people who invest depending on certain factors deserve more, but it's, it's, it's, it really just depends on the area in which they're investing. Some, I think there are issues with some people causing massive spike in prices of certain
Starting point is 01:06:25 goods just because they're hoarding it. You know, if like you buy it metal for the sake of having it. So my understanding is that silver is basically the best conductor. But because it's a financial commodity, it's hard to get. It's too expensive to use for technology. So we kind of hurt ourselves in that capacity, use copper instead. So, you know, it just really depends, man. Jim St. Armour says, throwback. I love the show you did on ghosts. Fascinating insights. Tim, you know, it just really depends, man. Jim St. Armour says, throwback, I loved the show you did on Ghosts. Fascinating insights. Tim, extra coolness points for inventing the concept of interdimensional pizza. Yes. Is that what I did?
Starting point is 01:06:52 You sure did. I recall. That was a cool episode. Alright, we are almost through and we're going to talk about the Denver airport. Where are we at? Where are we at? Oh, actually, did it just jump on me? Oh, it did. Never mind. We are getting inundated with many, many super chats. I'm trying to figure out where we were.
Starting point is 01:07:12 Wow. Okay, we got a ton of super chats. We're going to have to speed this up. All right. All right, here we go. Andrew Lezor says, I live in a small town in northern Michigan, and we just had our first COVID death. Scary stuff, man.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Love you. Appreciate the super chat. Sorry to hear. Trumple Stiltskin says, it's about to get real. Oh, yeah. Zam Thud said, you said in your other video most people know nothing about exponential growth. Couple with long time between exposure and symptoms, and people just couldn't grasp the seriousness until too late. In one month, 4,000 people.
Starting point is 01:07:45 You know what that means for the next month? Dude, I'm worried. Like, do the math. What are we going to look at? Like, 100,000? Or, I mean, tens of thousands? That's what they're saying. Between 1 and 200.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Cool Trico and Tetra Kodum. Thanks for becoming members. Shadow says, Reactor, a man on Twitter allegedly claiming to be your brother, has been putting you and Emily on blast for removing him from Subverse News. Thoughts? I know it's all a big joke. He is, in fact, my brother.
Starting point is 01:08:12 What he is saying is just not true, and I can't comment too much for legal reasons. I'mDirtNap says, Hey, Tim, would a cardboard cutout of Lydia be cheaper than a camera? And that's not gumbo on your shirt. It's obviously poutine. Cheers from Canada. We were actually planning on taking a picture, audely drawn crayon drawing yes of her and then
Starting point is 01:08:29 the camera you would just stick it on the wall and then you just see that there you go easiest way to do it i'll always look sharp just like hold it up everything and put it down yes isaac stoltz says do you think the msm will be successfully sued with with all the blatant lies well they have been sort of. The Covington kids want a settlement from CNN. I don't know what else is going to happen, but I think the reckoning is coming. It's going to be because too many people are going to start doing it. Harry Batensky says, third day in a row. Glad you got, glad you kids are still all right. When do we get to see the hidden hottie? She sounds hot anyway and smart, even better.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Stay safe and ration that toilet paper. Tim who? Yeah. We have the camera. We need to do set design stuff. If we weren't under quarantine, we'd be moving much more quickly. Exactly. Control-Delete says, Dallas Airport's tunnel system is a transit system for the lizard people's food.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Interdimensional beings feed off of our negative emotions. Elites cause suffering to attract them in exchange for tech. If only. Wolf Spain says, Hey, Pim, saw the quarterings video today. Don't know if it's real or not. Have a nice day and praise soy Jesus and the holy ghost Lydia of Whiterun.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Appreciate it. Amen. Big Josh says, I work for a major oil and gas company, and today we were issued a window placard that, quote, must be placed on our windshield, along with several papers that must be kept with us. Things are going to get bad. I have friends who've posted on Instagram. They're like essential worker cards. Can't go outside unless you got it. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:55 James says, have you seen the incredible message, the incredible message video from the Czech Republic to the Western world on how they significantly slowed the spread of coronavirus? I have not. We will check it out. I haven't. Yeah. Umair says, follow up on someone's question yesterday. MGTOW is not just incels jerking each other off. Saved my life.
Starting point is 01:10:12 See Sandman. I'll look into it. Mur Rockstro says, are y'all going to play box of play box of rocks to test whether or not you're smarter than a box of rocks? Saw you picked it up today. What's box of rocks? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, me neither. That's weird. Yeah. Did you pick up a box of rocks. Saw you picked it up today. What's a box of rocks? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Yeah, me neither. That's weird. Yeah. Did you pick up a box of rocks outside and someone was watching? Not that I'm aware of. No, no. The drones. The rocks today.
Starting point is 01:10:32 Right. The drones are spying on us. Stephen Ortiz says, while ISIS was still in control of Iraq, ISIS learned to put IEDs on drones. Oof. Yikes. All right. Where did we just go?
Starting point is 01:10:43 We just jumped. Austin Laverty says, all these people gathering in large groups greatly pleases Plague Father Nurgle. Oh yeah. Andrew Palmer says, Tim, before going to culinary school, I used to work in hospitals installing DirecTV in Houston
Starting point is 01:10:55 for my family business. I recently had to go to a hospital to fix an issue at the hospital and was scary empty considering how many people I used to see. So my understanding is that they're preparing for a potential exponential burst. So they're trying to clear things out, you know, cancel elective surgeries and stuff like that, right?
Starting point is 01:11:13 Yeah, exactly. So I heard that they were canceling elective surgeries. They're preventing guests from visiting. I do know that. They're doing that same thing in nursing homes, especially. You know what the challenge is? We're in front of it. We're in front of it to a certain degree and if if we end up because we're in front of it stopping it people are going to say oh see nothing happened so it's like you don't
Starting point is 01:11:32 want to be behind it no you don't what is the saying they'll say it's it's too we're too early until it's too late or whatever yeah they'll say everything now is too drastic and afterwards it wasn't drastic enough or something like that. Yeah. Seth Rose says, Star Trek is the ultimate dystopia. Who do you think programs computer? I don't know. Good question. Nonservium says, my dad's supervisor wiped his hand on my dad's arm and said, if I have it, you have it.
Starting point is 01:12:00 This is after one of the people at my local gas station that everyone stops at caught it. Wow. Wow. Geez. Brandon, thanks for joining. People, man. Ciza says, the algorithm recently sent me down the tony hawk rabbit hole any pro skaters that y'all are really into and are there any high profile spots or tricks you always wanted to try pro skate you know um day one
Starting point is 01:12:16 aurelian gerard gerard pronouncing his name wrong is like one of the best skateers i've ever seen uh and also chris jocelyn stuck a tray flip down el toro i saw that he spun out i saw that i count it i know i know people are like crazy man so this is legendary it's it's you know the level can you put that in english just keep going higher and higher so it's a dude doing a there's a legendary we'll call it a stair set it's a dude doing a... There's a legendary... We'll call it a stair set. El Toro. El Toro. The bowl. It's a school.
Starting point is 01:12:50 And it's 20 stairs. So it's pretty tall and pretty long. It's crazy looking. A 360 flip is a... I don't want to call it advanced necessarily. You have a little mini skateboard. Well, it's when the board spins 360 degrees and flips over one time. Yeah, you can show it. I don't want to say it's when the board spins 360 degrees and flips over one time. Yeah, you can show us.
Starting point is 01:13:05 I don't want to say it's like the hardest trick in the world, but throwing a tray flip down a 20 set, especially El Toro. So it was like, what, seven, eight years ago, someone kick-flipped it. Yeah. And that was, I can't remember who did that. Was it Dave Baczynski? I don't remember. Somebody kick-flipped it. That's when you jump, the board flips under your feet.
Starting point is 01:13:22 And this is massive it's like probably i don't know eight or maybe like 10 feet high and like 20 feet long and they're flying like 13 14 miles an hour and this is the kind of kind of thing where you get a couple tries and then you can't walk for six months right because you're hurt this dude slammed twice before he well no several times like four or five maybe they showed the like the errors and then the almost land i mean put a hand down but it was one hand when he when he stuck it he immediately flew back rode for about 10 feet and then spun out and jumped off spun out yeah i mean the fence was right there anyway so it's like altoro well because the way that he was going left there was a fence there oh so he was gonna hit the fence anyway i don't think it's a fence it was like i thought so well there was something there that he he would have had to stop
Starting point is 01:14:08 anyway but that's it's that's history my other man that's that's history it was it was huge for those that are curious google search el toro and three three six zero flip and you'll probably find it chris jocelyn is an amazing skateboarder all right where were we just at? Did it just jump on me? It did. It probably did. It always does. It always does. It's jumping on you. Yep. There we go.
Starting point is 01:14:30 F Money says, Propylene glycol in vapes acts as a bactericidal, so it's a hit or miss when killing the virus in your lungs, but I believe it lowers your viral load.
Starting point is 01:14:39 Interesting. A says, Apparently my first super chat got skipped, but here's another tip for you guys. Please put it towards Lydia's beanie. I got her to agree to try wearing tip for you guys. Please put it towards Lydia's beanie.
Starting point is 01:14:45 I got her to agree to try wearing one today on Twitter. All the best, fam. Appreciate it. We're going to have those beanies once this company opens back up. And I can actually get them. But it's going. It's happening. The production's going to be a thing.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Once the apocalypse is over. TimCast beanies. Yeah, any day now. And now on to the dive. The deep dive, if you will. The most popular wildest conspiracy surrounding the Denver International Airport. Oh, yeah. This is from February 27th, so it's not that long ago.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Friday marks the airport's 25th birthday. So a bunch of stories popped up specifically because it was the anniversary they were doing construction and everyone loves to talk about the conspiracies at the Denver airport. So I'll read a little bit of this. They say, are they foolish rumors taken one step too far? Or is there some truth to the conspiracies of the Denver international airport? It depends on how far you're willing to let your imagination run wild for you. Perhaps the truth is what you perceive as reality, or maybe it's just what you want to believe, or maybe it's basically anything that has yet to be disproved. When examined with even just a sliver of truth, the proof of these conspiracies seems pretty feeble and far-flung. But Alex
Starting point is 01:15:58 Renteria, a spokesman with the airport, said it's clear that that isn't stopping the hardcore conspiracy theorists. And that's just fine by DIA, which is celebrating its 25th birthday Friday. It's not as exciting as everybody wants to be, but I think that's why we love it so much. Let's get excitement around our airport. And that's okay. If people think we're weird and have the Illuminati and that aliens land their spaceships here, that's fine with us. Keep thinking it and we'll keep trying to prove you wrong, but we're not afraid to embrace those conspiracies. It's a publicity stunt. I think so.
Starting point is 01:16:30 I think so. Yeah, I think so. Look at this. They say it only gets more bizarre when you learn about the conspiracies of who calls these tunnels home. Lizard people. What? Lizard people. I believe it. That one is so wild to me, Renteria said. I don't know. I'm wondering if someone fueled it. Somebody just decided that that was the case.
Starting point is 01:16:47 And they were like, now there's lizard people here. That's exactly how that happens. Denver 7 previously reported that the lizard people are supposedly controlling the airport and can change forms as they work to rule the world. Renteria said DIA is taking this one in stride. In our marketing campaign in the Great Hall, there is a reference to lizard people in the tunnels. She said, we know that rumor is alive and well. And didn't Billy Corgan say that he witnessed someone, like,
Starting point is 01:17:12 de-shed their skin and a lizard person popped out? Well, that was a super chat. Oh, it was. I don't know. No, no, no. I've actually heard that before, that super chat. So it wasn't like that's where I, the only place I heard that. The fact that I heard it again, I was like, ah, someone else is saying it.
Starting point is 01:17:28 Watching someone turn into a lizard. Maybe it's true. Well, you know what, man? Anything's possible, you know, to a certain extent. Like, even if it was a.00000000, I can make zeros,.1% chance that still it could happen, I guess. I just don't think they're lizard people. I encourage anybody who does believe in it, keep believing, she said. Who knows? Maybe someday we will see a lizard person. If there are no lizard people, are there at least
Starting point is 01:17:54 aliens? There are no aliens, she said. This isn't a place where aliens can land their ship. I guess that's what we call them. No, unfortunately, I feel like that would be against FAA regulations for anything to land beside aircraft. And how about the Illuminati, the world's elites? Will members bunker in the tunnels during the apocalypse? Renteria said this is also untrue, though she jokingly wished there was some truth to it because she feels confident that she'd be able to nab a spot in the bunker if the world was indeed coming to an end. I feel like the Illuminati would like a nicer place. Don't get me wrong, I love our tunnels, but I'm just thinking that with all this money, if they're the world's elite,
Starting point is 01:18:28 they'd want a nice place, some wallpaper, some marble floors. Well, what's at the end of the tunnel? That's right. Or in the secret sub-basement. They just show the tunnels, but like you gotta go down to the end, then you got the underground castle. That's where they live. Yeah, probably. Well, the tunnel to the underworld where the lizard people are. Oh, excuse me,
Starting point is 01:18:44 excuse me, the underworld castle. Yeah, of course., the tunnel to the underworld where the lizard people are. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. The underworld. Yeah, of course. She confirmed that no airport employees have ever reported any strange sightings in the tunnels, though there are some drawings that could possibly depict aliens. Really? Wait, in the tunnels? Don't plan on sniffing around on your own to find the tunnel or lizard people. DIA is, after all, an airport and security is very tight.
Starting point is 01:19:02 I'm sure people are very curious and want to walk into doors that are unmarked or say dangerous when there's really just like a furnace back there. The public is not allowed in the tunnels due to safety hazards. Conspiracy theorists may argue this is just another move to cover up the secrets of DIA. Of course it is. Public spaces are public for a reason. And we keep the public out of certain spaces for their safety and for the safety of others, Renterra said.
Starting point is 01:19:24 As we just saw, there's somebody welding nearby. I mean, this is a total operation, so it'd be really hard to have passengers just hanging out down here. She compared to the sewage systems. The public simply isn't allowed down here. There's one exception. Travelers would be welcome to the tunnels if a tornado was threatening their safety. There is one conspiracy in the tunnels she said she can take seriously. There is an elusive soda machine that I've heard about that is 25 cents for a soda. Who knows? I've never found it.
Starting point is 01:19:48 That's the real conspiracy. Okay, okay, okay. So that's their official story. But let's do this. Ooh. This is a photo. And for those that are listening, let me describe it. It is a Nazi, I guess.
Starting point is 01:20:00 And he has a sword. And a machine gun. And a machine. And some kind of machine gun with a bayonet on it. And he is stabbing a dove, it appears. There's some weeping people surrounding him
Starting point is 01:20:13 with like dead babies and people lying on the ground and it's a quite, quite horrifying picture. You know, I didn't notice this before. You're about to move to the next one, right?
Starting point is 01:20:21 Oh, yeah. Look at his gloves. Notice the gloves. We were talking about the other gloves in the other picture. I didn't notice that those were the same gloves. I mean, they're a different color. Oh, are they? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Oh, well, all right. Interesting. So you see this guy, right? And it's like a rainbow. And then it turns to, I don't know. What does it turn into? I don't know, smoke or something. It looks like a spirit coming from this body there.
Starting point is 01:20:39 To clarify, this is a mural at the Denver International Airport. We're going to show you a bit more of the art. So the next one we have is... continuation of it right right so there's the rainbow coming over to this side and in this one it says you know a bunch of like i guess it says peace in various languages you can see all of these different people races and ethnicities of the world coming together where there is what appears to be i i guess is it fair to say it's like an aran kid? Blonde hair, blue eyed kid with an iron fist. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:21:08 And a hammer. And it looks like he's destroying a sword, I guess. I think it's the sword the guy had. Because look, there's the Nazi dude, I guess. Yep, he's dead. He's dead. And they're the birds. They're alive and well.
Starting point is 01:21:23 And this dude looks like he's destroying a hammer. There's an anvil. It kind of looks like he's made of stone looks like look at his right arm it's like broken like stone would break even the even the gun is broken oh this guy you're right you're right and his leg look oh you're right yeah he's like made of rock he's falling apart interesting huh i mean it looks like somebody was trying to make an all the people of the world coming together for world peace thing and they're like destroying it i don't really funky looking uh anvil too yeah it is weird it's like everything about i'm assuming it's an anvil but so i so here's another photo this is another one that gets people going like the freemason symbol denver international airport dedication capstone
Starting point is 01:22:01 wellington e-web mayor and then it says, you know, March 19th, 1984. New World Airport Commission. There it is. That's the proof. Everyone says that's proof of the New World Order. New World Airport. New World Airport.
Starting point is 01:22:13 So I think I might have... So here's a bunch of the other photos, too. This is from out there, Colorado. What's up with the creepy apocalyptic paintings in Denver International Airport? Great question.
Starting point is 01:22:23 This one's got, like, what is that, a penguin in a glass case? So that's the other picture. It's a pretty cute penguin. Yeah. It's like the nature picture. Is that a blue whale?
Starting point is 01:22:31 A humpback whale? Yeah. There's like animals. Turtles? Yeah. Humpback. Yeah. It's really weird.
Starting point is 01:22:34 Then there's like the world with forests burning. And then there's these weird like, look at this. That is the airport itself. Those are the terminals. Why is it? Yes. I have no freaking clue. Birds are up there. That looks great. What is it i have no freaking clue birds are up there
Starting point is 01:22:45 that looks great what is it made of is that like really kind of it's like a tent what is what i dig it i dig it a lot actually i think it's really cool i mean yeah sure it's like that it's really heavy duty is it though really i've never touched it wait is it soft fabric it is like like reinforced fabric like a tarp almost for real? yeah that's so weird yeah look at it I mean and they built that in 94 and it's still like
Starting point is 01:23:09 going strong yeah oh cool well then awesome here's a kid who's got a squirrel but he's sad for some reason I'll tell you what
Starting point is 01:23:15 if I had a squirrel I'd be happy there's a dead kid oh there's a dead person oh okay that's why he said that's why he said
Starting point is 01:23:19 that I get it's Hansel and there's Gretel oh what is this everyone's rushing oh it's another one of these there's like a weird plant they're all like what's happening looks like a blue lotus I mean it's uh it's hansel and there's gretel oh what is this everyone's rushing oh it's another one of these there's like a weird plant they're all like what's happening i mean it's just it's just weird art you know what i mean it's like here's that guy stabbing the bird again yeah there's the
Starting point is 01:23:34 rainbow yeah i made i made this joke where where someone someone in the airport was like we need some art and uh anybody know any artists and someone's like oh oh oh i know i know an artist and they like calls up his his like second cousin who's like desperate for? And someone's like, oh, oh, oh, I know an artist. And they, like, calls up his, like, second cousin who's, like, desperate for work. And he's like, hey, I got the perfect opportunity for you. Bring all those great murals you bought about or that you did about world peace. Yeah, they're perfect for us. Look at this one. Blue Mustang known colloquially as Blucifer.
Starting point is 01:24:01 Oh, that's my future mare. This is a thing. Blucifer. So this that's my future mare. This is a thing. Blucifer. So this story is from the Denver Post, and they're talking about how they've capitalized on it. Like, we heard from that woman already. They're putting these, you know, conspiracy signs under construction or underground tunnels.
Starting point is 01:24:17 That's great. I love it. They're feeding into it. But what's with all the creepy art? Only now that I've moved away does this seem super, super weird because I lived there my whole life. And you were like, that's normal. There's a giant demon horse. But what's with all the creepy art? Only now that I've moved away does this seem super, super weird. Because I lived there my whole life. And you were like, that's normal. There's a giant demon horse.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Yeah. That's what's there. I wonder if that demon horse likes soy. I think. I don't know. You know, I think it's simple, man. The person who was running the show was into stupid, like, creepy art. Definitely was. I shouldn't say stupid.
Starting point is 01:24:42 I mean, they're into creepy art. You know, it is what it is. Or their close significant close significant other was like oh let me get my artwork on there it's my only chance right here's my chance i keep coming back to i truly believe that's the case look at this picture there's a there's the belucifer firing lasers from his eyes are we creating the world's greatest airport or preparing for the end of the world you see what you don't realize is they're leaning into it to just to discredit anyone so now if anyone's like oh i heard there's a conspiracy oh it was an ad campaign yeah come on yeah one of my favorite pseudo conspiracy kind of ideas was that men in black the movie
Starting point is 01:25:15 was purposefully designed made so that if anyone ever said the men in black are real they'd be like you mean that movie but the movie the men in black is based on like this idea that government agents come and like they erase your memory and stuff like that yeah it's like obvious but then you know i was reading a bunch of forums and it was funny they're like now if anyone ever says they actually saw the men in black they're gonna be like you're just talking about a movie you're crazy there's a lot goes on we don't get told about what the men in black are real yeah you know what do you know about it well nothing much no i'll tell you you've been flashed men in black are real but people we're talking about aliens like there's actually men in wearing black sure yeah they're real no like they're exactly sure why not they have black suits yeah that's exactly it with brain neuralizers so no not that part oh no so what'll happen is like
Starting point is 01:26:02 you'll be a witness to something or something and then all of a sudden some government guys will show up, and they'll ask you questions, and they'll leave, and then people will be like, I don't know where they were from. You know, they were saying all this stuff, and they were with the government and things like that. It's like, yeah, you know, this stuff happens. Like, what do you expect? Yeah, right. So, you know, well, this is the Denver airport.
Starting point is 01:26:19 I don't know what else to tell you. It's a creepy place, but I really doubt there's a sub-basement full of aliens or lizard people. But I suppose if you truly would like to understand where the lizard people do come from, there's another conspiracy we must talk about. Ooh. I love it. Yeah, Operation High Jump. Yes, I want to know about this.
Starting point is 01:26:35 And Admiral Bird. Before we do. I don't know anything about it. I really want to. Super Chats. Yes. Super Chats first. All right, let's see.
Starting point is 01:26:42 Let's try and figure out where we are. Oh, actually, we're already down because's try and figure out where we are. Oh, actually, we're already down because that was actually a relatively quick super chat. Let's see. Oh, here we go. Murr Rockstro says, box of rocks. You picked it up from the post office today. Probably haven't gotten around to opening it yet.
Starting point is 01:26:59 Hopefully you'll enjoy it. Oh, okay. I haven't picked it up from the thing yet, then. If it is here, it is in the PO box. Then we'll have to go get it. Gabriel Guerreroero says do any of you play paintball or airsoft due to lockdown fields are closed going stir crazy not playing i uh i actually was at one point in the largest gathering of paintballing ever it was in pa in like 1998 there was like 4 000 5 000 people at once in this like massive war it was it was so cool there was like skirmishes and like a big epic battle and like they broke you know they split us all into different groups too and like you you chose which side and it was like red or blue you
Starting point is 01:27:38 know but then it was it was epic and a lot of fun but i have uh i've played a few times over the years and i always enjoy some paintball. Right on. It hurts. Yeah. It's not pleasant to get hit. Eddie Dara says, have you guys seen the video of the Spanish nurse who recorded a bunch of filled body bags at a hospital in Manhattan? Stay safe, y'all.
Starting point is 01:27:56 No, but I've seen similar video types, you know? Best DGAF says, do you really think the evil corporations love specifically women and blacks? Why don't they like the same people in Asia or China? I think it's all about the money on all the roads lead to Rome. It is. It's money. They won't badmouth China, but they go where the marketing dollars have them go. So it's all about what they think will market well. Drum Corps says, UAP channel for the best mud flood content. Oh, cool. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 01:28:28 Andre Merrick says, 20% daily growth, 1,000 dead per day now. We will be 1.1 million cumulative in a month if not slowed down. Masks for all. Hopefully we've slowed it down. It'll be slowed down, I think. Yeah, because we were on like a two-week lag for people who got sick. Lizzie Smith said, man needed an organ transplant was denied because it was considered elective surgery for the donor whoa jeez dude bridge burner says from what i've seen heard it seems invisible voice girl is more based
Starting point is 01:28:54 and right wing the two beanie bros am i correct either way she seems pretty awesome you guys are all right so two i guess yeah you're definitely more on the right than i am i am to the right of that center line there you go correct yep unoxenoxen says Carmen best Seattle police chief is tyrannical. Yeah. Justin O'Toole says that mural seems to depict the new generation of the world creating a better world without war and that the airport is part of making that happen. That's what a lot of people have said. It's just that the kids are saying no to this and coming together. Oh, like Greta. Right. Oh, social justice interesting ted skavranek says harumph i say but first head over to mock me uh to mock me all you want it's
Starting point is 01:29:31 complicated bursting echo chambers learn to call you know it greenhorn says what what what were your first console and favorite game on it nintendo and probably zel. My first console was the original Game Boy. I still have it, actually. And my favorite game for the original Game Boy was probably Zelda also. You know what? I really liked Trojan for NES. I also really liked Tetris a lot, too. Gosh, that's a good game.
Starting point is 01:30:02 All right, where were we? Mountain Man, thanks for the super chat. Shield Lab says the artist that made the sculpture Lucifer was killed by the horse sculpture as the head fell off
Starting point is 01:30:09 and severed an artery in his leg look it up what I did not know that whoa creepy it's haunted
Starting point is 01:30:16 that's all there is to it that's where it gets its red eyes Mr. Hunt first name Mike says respect doing a great job
Starting point is 01:30:24 but take the truth Trump pill already. Dre Baker says, event 201, pandemic simulation funded by John Hopkins and Bill and Melinda Gates, Chinese funding, look it up. Dates line up with the beginning of this pandemic. This is why people are blaming Bill Gates. We'll take a look at it. Jacob says, pronounced Eford, check out JREs with Randall Carson. Then check out Brianr reeds with randall carson then check out brian forrester lastly watch bright insights vid from 3 to 20 11 000 years ago a cataclysm ended a global civilization oh dirk mcmahon said oh yeah so like the mud flood ideas that we're rediscovering old buildings it's like and then claiming we built them or something ah dirk mcmahon says please
Starting point is 01:31:02 listen jfk secret Society's speech live. Interesting. Nonservium says, the only places that get a free pass are communists. Max and Fairbanks says, I'm having a panic attack
Starting point is 01:31:12 due to a massive fight between my mom and my brother. Thank you guys for giving me something else to focus on and help get centered. I don't know where I would be without you guys.
Starting point is 01:31:19 Well, I appreciate it, man. Yeah, thank you very much. Thanks for being a super chat. Harry To says, you guys suck at conspiracy theories. Can you get a real conspiracy guest then lock then lockdown is over when lockdown is over yeah for sure i can't wait please yeah socially you're looking forward to it socialism says don't you guys think it's really cool that we are all living inside a history book
Starting point is 01:31:37 now and your videos might be used to teach students later down the road oh no that's creepy like i gotta think twice about what i'm saying huh nah it's cool k98 says all who sail the seas of chaos rejoice for when nurgle visits the fiat lie buckles paul scott says have you looked into the truth bull levels of the who's tedros adhanom should be tried for crimes against humanity that's been making the rounds most of the video is past actions over recent so he oversaw a couple outbreaks of i think it was cholera yeah in whatever his country was and he probably should have gotten in trouble for that wow but you got to point you to the who instead thanks to china chrism says tim which side would you fight on the second civil war uh i don't know
Starting point is 01:32:17 man freedom and liberty my family and my friends where will you who knows where would you know i don't know not the crazy authoritarians. I'm not giving my name to a machine, says, is it really the, if this really, if this really is the apocalypse, do you think the programmers will have to learn to mine?
Starting point is 01:32:34 Oh, that would be hilarious. Yeah. Learn to mine. Mountain Man says, hey, Tim, I love your work. Keep it up. Appreciate it. No, they would just code
Starting point is 01:32:42 the robots that would mine. No, if the apocalypse happened and we're down to no tech, all the coders now have to go mining. Oh, I see. Yeah. Lucas says, painting clearly shows a Russian-style uniform and AK-47-style rifle clearly a Nazi. Alright, so Russian.
Starting point is 01:32:56 I mean, I don't know. Russian, Nazi, some kind of totalitarian. But thank you for correcting us. I appreciate it. Thank you. And now on to the more interesting, crazy of the conspiracies for which people will be upset because we're not conspiratorial enough. Yes appreciate it. Thank you. And now on to the more interesting crazy of the conspiracies for which people will be upset because we're not conspiratorial enough. Yes. First. One person. Yeah. First. Whatever. I'm just
Starting point is 01:33:11 kidding. Evidence of ancient rainforests found in Antarctica. What? This is awesome. This is from April 1st. It's from today. What? And it's from the most credible source, the most trusted name in news, CNN. Which means it must be true. Okay, so it's not. Conspiracy, the most trusted name in news, CNN, which means it must be true. Okay, so it's not.
Starting point is 01:33:26 Conspiracy confirmed. It's not an April Fool's thing? It's not an April Fool's joke. I don't know. Just checking. Yeah, because I was looking for news today, and I'm like, man, how do I know if anything is real today? Because everyone just goes nuts. The worst day in the world, man.
Starting point is 01:33:37 I know. It sucks. Worst and tax day. So the story itself, we have this Medium post showing Admiral Byrd's flight, 1947, where apparently you can go into the center of the Earth from the North and South Poles. What? And there's Agharta. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 01:33:52 The land of advanced races, a central sun, which kind of makes the Earth seem like a Dyson sphere of some sort, and then the city of Shambhala. But we'll talk about this. The first thing I do want to highlight is that the story is basically that this dude, or what I was told, goes down to Antarctica and finds, like, lizard people and fights them or something. But we have the story about... And wins? Come on. I don't know. Or runs away.
Starting point is 01:34:14 Okay. But this is a story from CNN about there were ancient rainforests found in Antarctica. And it's interesting enough. Let's read a little bit of the real news and then go on a fantastical voyage. Yes. They say when dinosaurs roamed the Earth 90 million years ago, Interesting enough, let's read a little bit of the real news and then go on a fantastical voyage. Yes. They say when dinosaurs roamed the Earth 90 million years ago, the planet was much warmer, including Antarctica at the South Pole.
Starting point is 01:34:35 But in a surprising twist, researchers have discovered evidence that Antarctica also supported a swampy rainforest at the time, according to a new study. Researchers captured a slice of the sea floor using a drill rig aboard a polar research vessel on West Antarctica's Amudsen Sea between February and March 2017. The sediment core sample was taken near the Pine Island and Thwaites glaciers. CT scans of the sediment core revealed pristine samples of forest soil, pollen, spores, and even root systems so well preserved that they could identify cell structures. The soil included examples of pollen from the first flowering plants found this close to the South Pole. Wow, that's incredible. Very cool. They dated the soil, its fine-grained clay, and slit to 90
Starting point is 01:35:15 million years and silt to 90 million years ago. Their study published Wednesday in the journal Nature. During the initial shipboard assessments, the unusual coloration of the sediment layer quickly caught our attention. It clearly differed from the layers above it, said Johan Klages, study author and geologist at the Alfred Wegener Institute. We had found a layer originally formed on land, not in the ocean. Scientists know that during the age of the dinosaurs, conditions were warmer. The mid-Cretaceous era, from 80 million to 150 million years ago, Wow. Yeah, seriously. But there has been no evidence about what conditions were like in the South Pole. This is the southmost sample of the Cretaceous period
Starting point is 01:36:10 collected so far, revealing what Antarctica was like between 83 and 93 million years ago. Conspiracy time. Yes. What if there is an ancient race that once inhabited these foresty areas 80 to 150 million years ago? Intelligent dinosaur like creatures.
Starting point is 01:36:28 And they struggled to survive in the pits of the caves of Antarctica and went to battle with Admiral Richard Byrd. I don't know if that has anything to do with Admiral Richard Byrd or anything. I love it. But there's this medium post. So this is the first thing, admittedly, one of the first things that comes up when you search for Admiral Byrd and, like, fighting lizard people and stuff. It's the strange hollow earth case of Admiral Richard Bird. It's a medium post, so it's from Alexandria Duxworth. I don't know who that is
Starting point is 01:36:50 or whether she's credible or not, but let's read the story of hollow earth. She writes, Medal of Honor recipient Admiral Richard E. Bird allegedly wrote his encounter with a lost civilization in Antarctica. According to hollow earth theorists, Bird met ancient race underground in the South Pole. How was this left out from Bird's mission, Operation High Jump? Could it be one big hoax conspiracy theorists love to fantasize? According to Bird's diary, the government ordered Bird to remain silent for what he witnessed during his Antarctic assignment. March 11th, 1947, quote, I have just attended a staff meeting at the Pentagon. I have stated fully my discovery and the message from the master.
Starting point is 01:37:31 All is duly recorded. The president has been advised. I am now detained for several hours, six hours, 39 minutes to be exact. I am interviewed intently by top security forces and a medical team. It was an ordeal. Four exclamation points. Four exclamation points. Four exclamation points. I am placed under strict control via the national security provisions of the United States of
Starting point is 01:37:49 America. I am ordered to remain silent in regards to all that I have learned on the behalf of humanity. Incredible. In all caps. All caps. Three exclamation points. That's how you know it's serious. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:59 I am reminded that I am a military man and I must obey orders. Now, here's the question I have. If this is real, did they write in all caps in books? Like before the internet? I don't know. Or is that an internet thing that someone like kind of wink wink at the audience? They did OMG before there were computers in like the 1700s. They did?
Starting point is 01:38:16 Yeah, they did. I saw it. Oh, wow. Yeah. After many polar accomplishments, Bird organized Operation High Jump in 1947. The objective, construct an American training and research facility in the South Pole. I mean, that's cool. A simple military task, right? Some say the American government sent their troops to the South Pole for any evidence
Starting point is 01:38:34 of the rumored German base 211. Nazis were fascinated with anything regarding the Aryan race. They traveled all over the world, including Antarctica, to learn more of alleged origins. The Germans did make their mark in the South Pole. However, what they have discovered doesn't compare to what Bird recorded in his diary. Agartha, Antarctica's secret. So there's a flying saucer to Venus, apparently. How did he know that's where it was going? Did he draw this?
Starting point is 01:39:04 Oh, yeah. What is this from anyway? I don't know. Big Think? This isn't from the same person, huh? Inside the Hollow Earth via Big Think. I don't know. Okay. We'll open this one.
Starting point is 01:39:12 We'll see what this is. That's so cool. Center of gravity 400 miles down. And then what? You can go inside and walk like normal or something? The sun in the middle of it? There's a sun in there. Shambhala.
Starting point is 01:39:28 You know, one of the earliest movies I ever remember seeing i don't remember how old i was i must have been like three or four but i was at my grandma's house and it was journey to the center of the earth and i remember it being so epic like i was just like i want to i want to be that scientist that like discovers the the lizards they find they find like dinosaurs massive huge mushrooms that are like is bigger than houses and i just i thought that was so cool i mean i knew it was not real that's so cool don't you want but it was awesome it's like my first memory of a movie is that wouldn't don't you want this to be real kind of yeah how exciting would that be? It would be amazing.
Starting point is 01:40:08 I know that there's like the saying people say, I was born too late to explore the world and too early to explore the stars. Yeah. That's not true. It's just people don't want to explore the earth. It involves a lot of the ocean. Well, right. But also because we have a satellite picture of certain islands or certain areas of like, I don't know, the Yukon.
Starting point is 01:40:24 We haven't explored that. Yeah, we haven't gone up there go go walk around go to the amazon walk through the jungle like people like you'll find stuff hard work it's it's crazy there's probably ancient ruins we've never they're they're tribes in the amazon we've never contacted yeah no so there's certainly things they probably have i mean you can get in trouble if you go do that there's a site that i was on and um it helps you identify grave robbers in ancient ruins. Cool. I don't remember exactly the name of the site, but it was really cool because they basically crowdsourced other people to help them look. They would give you like, you'd see this square, and it was a satellite image of a random place in Egyptgypt or south america somewhere all these different places
Starting point is 01:41:06 and it they they kind of teach you how to look for if someone has been digging like if it was near like an ancient looking site you would flag it and then if enough people flagged it they would go go check it out and it actually worked they actually started finding people that were digging in ruins and actually taking artifacts out of the ground to try to sell nice whatever and uh i i saw a lot of cool things like it was so intriguing just to like see snippets of the earth and you'd see what country it is but that's all it gave you it's like it's this country so you know it was like these old ancient sites well well let's keep reading this but i do want to mention i watched this really interesting YouTube video about how they think they found where Atlantis was in the Sahara Desert.
Starting point is 01:41:49 Oh, cool. Because there used to be coastal. Yeah. And then when the waters like receded or whatever, it just became a barren wasteland. Yeah. We can talk about that tomorrow. Oh, that's cool. Let's read this.
Starting point is 01:42:00 She goes on. For thousands of years, people all over the world have written legends about Agartha, sometimes called Agartha or Agarthi, the underground city. She goes on. That sounds like something out of Rick and Morty. Flugal rads? over Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan. It was that alarming time. We sent our flying machines, the Flugelrads. That sounds like something out of Rick and Morty. Flugelrads? That sounds like something you would come up with. They're powered by plumbuses. Yes. Indeed.
Starting point is 01:42:33 To your surface world to investigate what your race had done. You see, we had never interfered before in your race's wars and barbarity, but now we must, for you have learned to tamper with a certain power that is not for your men, mainly that of atomic energy. Our emissaries have already delivered messages to the power of your world, and yet they do not heed. Apparently the government knew about Agartha before Bird. According to the master, places such as Tibet, the Great Pyramid of Giza, and the North Pole all have tunnels leading to Agartha. What did the master teach bird what about the rest of operation high jump crew high jump crew bird didn't uncover the underground world alone whether the
Starting point is 01:43:12 whole hollow earth story is fact or fiction it's great to imagine there are still hidden civilizations out there in the world it is oh it's so it's so interesting well i tell you what go back to that the image of the dyson earth dys Earth? Do you think flat earthers are out there like, oh, I knew it was something. We were close. We didn't have it exactly, but this is it. No. Somewhere. Look, it's still a globe, but.
Starting point is 01:43:36 Somewhere. A bunch of middle-aged dudes in glasses walk into a parking lot with brass knuckles and chains. Yeah. walk into a parking lot with brass knuckles and chains yeah and then across them comes another bunch of dudes with you know middle-aged guys holding flat earth you know I'm not gonna call it globe models yeah and then they they run towards each other and they're sure they're fighting chains are flying bats are swinging someone pulls out a katana someone's got a pitchfork. It's a Dyson Earth. No, it's Flat Earth. No, it's a Dyson Earth. So, inside Hollow Earth. Oh, it's the same image, basically.
Starting point is 01:44:12 That's cool. Yeah, so this is basically the image that goes around. But here's what we should do. Well, actually, let me read this. A more recent theory suggests a Hollow Earth inhabited by creatures that fly UFOs across our skies or by dwarves, dragons, other lost races, or ascended masters of esoteric wisdom. It's getting further and further down the rabbit hole. You know what, man?
Starting point is 01:44:32 It's just becoming a catch-all for what people want to exist. Or a garthole? A garthole, right. Sure. Well, here's the actual Operation High Jump. The objectives, according to the U.S. Navy report, training personnel and testing equipment in frigid conditions, consolidating and extending the United States sovereignty of the largest
Starting point is 01:44:50 practicable area of the Antarctic continent, publicly denied as a goal even before the expedition ended, determining the feasibility of establishing, maintaining, and utilizing bases in the Antarctic and investigating possible base sites, developing techniques for establishing, maintaining, and utilizing air bases on ice, with particular attention to later applicability of such techniques to operations in interior Greenland, where conditions are comparable to those in the Antarctic, amplifying existing stores of knowledge, electromagnetic, geological, geographic, hydrographic, and meteorological. Interesting. And supplementary objectives of the Nanook expedition. And I'll tell you what I think happened.
Starting point is 01:45:29 If it's true, this Admiral Byrd guy said all these things, isn't it just more likely that the dude had, like, late-onset schizophrenia? Yeah. He may have gotten really cold and had some hypoxia and hallucinated. How many people were on the mission with him? A bunch of other people, I guess. Navy dudes or, yeah, military dudes. Yeah, but back then it was like, well, I guess it was in the 40s. It wasn't that
Starting point is 01:45:51 bad. Does Wikipedia talk about it? Okay, here we go. Let me zoom out, because they do bring it up. They do bring up The Secret Land. The documentary about the expedition, The Secret Land, was filmed entirely by military photographers and narrated by actors Robert Taylor, Robert Montgomery, and Van Helfland. Oh, so this doesn't have anything to do with it.
Starting point is 01:46:09 No. No, it's just like, yeah, you go in here and there's nothing fun. You'd think they'd at least mention it, right? Yeah. Because people talk about it. Yeah. I would, you know, it's a comforting lie. It's fun to imagine and people want something to be more exciting than it really is.
Starting point is 01:46:22 I'll tell you what, we're living in history like, you know, our friend over in the Super Chat said. Yeah. We're living it. We're in the history books. Isn't that weird? Because to us, it seems like worrying and kind of bothersome. History is condensed. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:36 So in 100 years, they're going to read the whole pandemic as one paragraph. In 2019, you know, this happened. X number of people died. And then 2021, as they moved on from the pandemic, escalation with China, you know. And there was a baby blip. There was a baby blip. Yep. Yes.
Starting point is 01:46:51 And then, as you know, in the 2050s, the cronials staged a major uprising. Yeah, they would. They carried the infection and it wiped out the rest of humans or whatever. Gosh. All right. Let's jump over to the Super Chats. And we're getting close to winding down, guys. So make sure you hit the like button.
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Starting point is 01:47:16 We crave it. Or tell them we're not cool. I don't know, whatever. All right, let's see. Drunk Shovel says, Sino Delenda. All right. Jeremiah says, Mark Cuban was smart to keep his employees on a retainer so they won't collect $600 a week unemployment.
Starting point is 01:47:31 Interesting. Rip says, is there any news on things overshadowed by Kung Flu? Yellow Vests, Hong Kong movement. I mean, no, everything stopped. The world stopped. No, they're still trying to make laws about random things. I did say something about Iran. Dude, that didn't stop.
Starting point is 01:47:47 All of the authoritarians of the world just got exactly what they wanted. The protests, they cracked down. There was still some yellow vest stuff I saw recently, but we'll see if this keeps going. Because now it's a moral imperative. How dare you put us at risk? Well, yeah. How do you justify that to yourself, staying out in the street when your family could be at risk? Well, I'll tell you what. Hundreds of thousands of feminists protested march 8th in spain
Starting point is 01:48:09 they had been warned on march 2nd by the european cdc that this was going to get bad and now the government is being there's a criminal complaint being filed against the president of spain i guess with the story as when you'll say spanish government yeah because they allowed the feminists to march even though the cdc of europe said don't you know gather so welcome to uh people not caring weird yeah major ma'am says the hunt is closer to reality than you think well i cannot click the link but i appreciate it major ma'am thanks for the super chat stone bleed says they tried to quarantine neighbor narc thing here in idaho this morning it was stopped before 3 p.m by pissed off state legislators awesome good yeah physics says reminds me of at the mountains of madness by lovecraft
Starting point is 01:48:49 cool yeah lovecraft gregory robinson's uh gregory robinson says fun fact one of the animals that the antarctic rainforest is known for is what is that culasicus uh which was basically a giant salamander the size of a crocodile wow cool. Cool. That was actually in that movie I watched. Oh, was it? Very cool. Yeah. Wow. Mr. Phil says,
Starting point is 01:49:10 Have you heard of the guy in L.A. who tried to ram the U.S. and asked mercy with a train? Yeah, we were talking about that. That's crazy, dude. That is nuts. Wow. Shire Logistics says, Holy crap, an engineer did run a freight train off the tracks in an attempt to attack the U.S. Navy ship. Why?
Starting point is 01:49:24 What was his motivation? What is going on? I don't know. That. Navy ship. Why? What was his motivation? What is going on? I don't know. That's terrorism. Seriously. It depends on his motivation. Yeah. Aaron Cowell says, at the mountains of madness is better than this.
Starting point is 01:49:34 They even found the giant penguins. Oh, giant penguins. Oh, penguins. The resurrection is coming, says, don't be silly. In the center of the earth is hell. Of course. Christopher Mero says, have you guys seen the paper by Dr. Fauci published on the 26th? Essentially equating the coronavirus to a severe flu outbreak.
Starting point is 01:49:50 It's based on earlier information, but it's interesting to read. That's what it feels like. Yeah, we'll check it out. Furby Slayer says, Sounds like he was writing a book in his bedroom. In his boredom. Sorry. You could use the financials page on YouTube to read super chats that they stay in order.
Starting point is 01:50:03 Oh. Oh, wait, really? Oh, we're gonna have to look at that yeah chrism says what's your favorite movie wizards or gandahar i don't know what those are movies i haven't seen neither yeah i'm not familiar ricky davy says this is an end of the world story that was actually classified by the cia cosmic disaster really interesting the deluxe he says asked my bro about freedom in corona his point government already has the power for war it's the soviet bomber days lights off or line gets cut don't be an a an uh an a during a crisis rule brandon gravely says it would be amazing if you got armored skeptic on here to talk conspiracy
Starting point is 01:50:41 theories i'd love to but we're under quarantine we will we can't wait trust us we're looking forward to it oh everybody says we're still sending four billion to israel thoughts we're sending four and eight to everywhere yeah everywhere and there's a bunch of other states that get comparable you know streb says conspiracy theory hillary clinton is behind the kung flu no longer talking about epsom lol yeah yeah well we know shire says the engineer told the California Highway Patrol that he believes is a conspiracy going on and that the ship is not there for humanitarian reasons and that he just and that he just did it. It just did it all of a sudden.
Starting point is 01:51:16 Is there? He said he thought it was suspicious and he did not believe the ship was what they say it's for. Oh, man. What the heck? Samuel says a Gartha remind me of a book i got when my granddad died that talks about a lot of unexplained mysteries one of the stories is about a guy in a navy ship saw an oblong ship emerge from the ocean then shoot off into the sky oh interesting julian
Starting point is 01:51:36 says the invisible woman needs a twitter i have a twitter yeah what's your twitter it is at M-A-R-C-E-L-A-A-U-R. You need that. No, no, no, no, no. I need the button. I don't have a button. No, you need a better Twitter name. Hey. Something simple.
Starting point is 01:51:52 That's what I have. Right. Marcella Aurelius with an A. All right. Well, type in the chat a couple times so people can see it. I have been. No, no, like right now. All right, all right.
Starting point is 01:52:00 Go ahead. So she's going to post. Hit F like five times in a row. Hit F. F for respect for the invisible woman. Well, our little UFO has grown tired. So now you can see her. She's about to pop up.
Starting point is 01:52:18 Boom. I meant like F, enter, F, enter, not like 20 Fs in a row. Well, there it is. Anyway. Anyway. Thanks, thanks everybody you guys are great we do the show every Monday through Friday at 8 p.m. you can follow us our names are above our heads boom and we're we're trying to not talk about coronavirus all the time because it's just like being locked down it's bad enough we got to hear about it 24 7 but I do think to a certain degree you know some people some people are getting, you know, they're,
Starting point is 01:52:45 well, actually, no, I was going to say they're getting back from work. No, they're not. You're at home all day.
Starting point is 01:52:48 You hear this stuff all day. Let's talk about aliens. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Thanks for hanging out. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. hit the notification bell and we'll see you all tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:52:54 All right, bye guys. Good night.

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