Timcast IRL - TimcastIRL #46 - More Cops Get Bitten By Covid Infected, Food Shortages Are Coming

Episode Date: April 14, 2020

The zombies are attacking as people bite law enforcement officers, nurses, and bystanders at unsettling rates, 'commercial burglary' (read: looting) is up 75% in NYC, food plants are closing and farmers are wasting milk and vegetables, and in the midst of all this, the Canadian army keeps the focus on what's really important: Gender pronouns.  Merch - https://teespring.com/stores/timcast-2 Podcast available on iTunes and Spotify, coming soon to all podcast platforms! Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How's it going, everybody? Welcome to the TimCast IRL podcast. I am Tim Poole, joined by... What's up, everybody? Adam Krigler here. How's it going? And always... The Invisible Lydia. The Invisible Lydia. Boy, do we have a show for you tonight. Zombies, man.

They're real. We were just talking about what the title should have been, and Adam was like, you should put that, like, zombies are real. And I was like, I don't know. Well, it would have been in parentheses. Parentheses? We put, like, we're kidding, they're not real, And I was like, I don't know. Well, it would have been in parentheses. Parentheses. We put like, we're kidding. They're not real.

But I mean, like, so there have been a series of stories over the past couple of weeks. I don't know why they're highlighting this, because I'm sure people bite each other all the time. They're prepping the general public for the COVID infected bites that are going to come. Dude, it's happening. We have stories from a couple of days ago. Yeah. Cop got bit. But, it's happening. We have stories from a couple days ago. Yeah. Cop got bit. But here's the thing.

We have another story for the next segment. Rats have started eating each other, too. Now, we know why, because we did do a segment on what rats were going to do, and cannibalism was one of them. But let's just pretend, because we're bored, that they're actually COVID-infected and the animals are also becoming zombies, too, because that's just more fun than real life. Well,

I'm actually glad that's not the case because the monkey would have been a lot more scary to watch if they were actually ripping each other apart instead of just fighting. Oh man. Oh my gosh. Oh dude, you don't want to do, make like a short little fictional thing showing the monkeys fighting and

then do like a VO for like a short film about zombies. Okay. You could actually take existing footage today talking about the amount of people infected. Like you could show Anderson Cooper being like 200,000 people infected and then like show the monkeys fighting and like news stories go like dun-dun-dun-dun. You could actually convince someone

zombies are real if you did that. I mean, look at these stories, man. But other than that, we've got food shortages coming. So I guess the through line for this, for tonight is going to be the fact that people eat stuff, whether it's other people, rats or food.

Food plants are shutting down. And then for the last segment, we have this is an exclusive from the Post Millennial. They're saying they view documents showing the Canadian military is going to get rid of gendered language. This is insane. And that's why I almost don't believe it. So we'll take it with a grain of salt, but we'll go through it because it sounds – it's – how could you function if you can't say he, her, him, his? Like this is English. We don't speak – I don't know. Swedish doesn't have gendered language, does it?

They actually do. They actually – They have a him and a her and then they have a third that is for not him or her. I mean we do too. No, no. It's they, them. No, no. That's – I mean we'll go into it in in the subject, but that's not the same thing.

You know, if we used it, that would solve the problem. Because it is singular. You know what I mean? Yeah, okay. But nobody wants to be called it. Nope. They don't. I wouldn't mind.

Yeah, I mean, I have some things to say, but I feel like I want to just wait for the subject line, you know? Right, right, right, right. We'll do it. We'll do it. All right, so before we get started, you can go in the Super Chat and ask questions or make statements because we end up reading most of them. So if you have any questions, you can do that. Also, make sure to subscribe, hit the Like button and the notification bell,

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You can send me story stories. Sometimes I read them. Sometimes I get bombarded and can't see them all. But for the most part, I can see some cool stuff. So I appreciate you guys. Let's jump into the first story. Take this out. It's from Sky News a couple days ago.

Policewoman bitten on the arm while explaining COVID-19 lockdown rules. Greater Manchester police released photos of the injury suffered by the 21 year old PC after she was attacked in Rockdale. Alright, I'm going to give you guys who are watching a warning. We're going to show, you can see the bite almost on screen. I'm going to show it just so you know.

She got bit. That's a bite, dude. That's a legit bite. You can also see how the teeth are crooked because you can see like how the lines are yeah this was like a ravenous bite yeah so we were actually thinking like will will she now get infected with covid from a bite considering it's a respiratory illness i think so you think so well i mean well did the person have covid i mean we don't even know actually we. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know. Because they were just explaining the quarantine situation. It was a guy.

A man did it. He bit a female officer on the arm. What the heck, dude? And she was explaining the rules. Now, here's the crazy thing. Toxic masculinity. I'm telling you. Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on. It's real. Why would he bite her? I don't know. Two officers were punched and then bitten. What is the whole point? Because what was he doing that he became that aggressive? Unless zombification is phase two i mean you know you you gotta think kidding by the way was it just going grabbing her arm and biting or was it like a tussle i didn't so i guess he

punched two other cops so they were probably like wrestling and he just bit i mean there's a couple other stories real quick and then we'll read what happened. Check this out. We have this one from Crime Online. They say quarantine man runs naked from his house, bites woman to death during coronavirus lockdown. Like an 80-year-old woman or something, right? How often do you hear stories about people biting other people to death?

I mean, I don't know, but there's a lot of earthquakes all the time in California and now everyone's talking about it. So is it that people bite normally and it's like a human thing to bite it i think i think that's the that's it right there because so i did a segment krakatoa erupted you know krakatoa is yeah yeah it's famous 1883 it was it was heard actually 3 000 miles away and a bunch of people died from the shockwave. And so now there's news coming out that Krakatoa erupted and people are all going like,

oh man, the end of the world because there's huge volcanoes erupting. It erupted apparently two years ago. Oh, really? Yeah, nobody cared. Oh, yeah. No, it was like, oh, right. But now that we have all this crazy stuff going on, people are bored. But man, those pictures are really cool. If you haven't checked them out, there's like lightning flying out of the top.

We're not done. Check this out. This is a story from April 4th. See, this bugs me. Coronavirus patient bites nurse's face after she tried to stop him escaping from quarantine. Dude, she got bit on the eye. Yeah, that's that sucks. That's crazy, man.

That's a really terrible spot to get bit. It looks like her eye is okay. She got bit. Now check this out geez uk cops warn suspects are using coronavirus as a weapon now is that because they're consciously trying to bite and spit on people or because they're zombies let's go with number two let's just pretend because it's more fun you know but you know what's funny about all these stories is that, of course, they're not zombies. Of course not. But this is literally how

a zombie apocalypse would happen if it was. Like, we were talking about this before, like Shaun of the Dead. You'd see news reports of people getting sick, of someone biting somebody, and you'd think nothing of it. But let's read this first story and figure out why exactly she got bit. They say, Greater Manchester Police released photos of the injury suffered by the 21-year-old

PC after she was called to reports of a man causing disturbance in Rockdale. Officers tried to explain to the man that he should not be going to other people's homes following the government guidelines to tackle the COVID pandemic, the force said. While trying to engage with the man man two officers were punched and the 21 year old was was then bitten she she attended hospital following the incident on thursday evening before being discharged to recover at home days earlier she had been delivering easter eggs to children while out on patrol okay this story's got so much wrong with it wow oh my christopher hill 29 of no fixed abode has

been charged with two counts of assault by beating of an emergency worker and one count of criminal damage. Is that basically saying he's a homeless guy? Yes. So let's actually slow down for a second. So polite. The cops were trying to tell a homeless guy that he had to go home and then they try

jamming in this thing where it's like, she was giving out Easter eggs to children. I don't care care that's total propaganda trying to make us sympathize i look you already got my sympathy dude bit you yeah right crazy homeless guy but this is this is nuts man did you see that there was a viral tweet where the police in some part of the uk were like think having a picnic in the middle of nowhere and you'll be safe think again oh yeah we'll pop out of the shadows and get you right i saw that yeah what the what's going on dude what do they think homeless people are supposed to do what home yeah go home where uh-huh where do i go officer they said they're telling him he can't be going between people's houses or something

what do you what is that supposed to mean? What does that say? I don't know. The more we read into this, the less I trust it. Going to other people's homes. What is he supposed to do? He is due to appear at the Manchester Magistrates Court on Saturday. GMP Chief Constable Ian Hopkins described the attack on an officer during the coronavirus pandemic as just the lowest of the low, writing on Twitter,

words fail me when it comes to some people's behavior. You know what? All I can think is harumph, I say. How dare you, sir? Yep. We were trying to corral you to do what we wanted you to do, and you said no. I know. He said pictures of the officer's bite injury were quite graphic,

but he hoped they helped people understand the vicious nature of this attack. I guess because we're in the pandemic, everything is related to the pandemic. Everything is. So if someone gets bit, they're going to be like, the pandemic. The zombies, they're real. It's happening. But it's like, I actually wonder, we should have

looked, maybe we should have done this before, looking up the stats for how often a cop is bit. Yeah, look up bite crime. Bite crime. Bite crime. I don't know what else you'd look for. What do you look for? Have you ever said that before in your life?

Have you ever heard it? Has anyone? Bite crime. Lydia, pull up bite crime statistics. I'm going to Google exactly that. Bite crime. And while you do, I mean, this one, if there's any story. So first of all, the first story we ever saw about this, I think, was in India,

where a guy went to a checkpoint, and they tried to stop him, and then he went nuts, ripped his clothes off, and started biting people. What's up with the ripping the clothes off thing? I don't get that. I don't know. I don't get that. There's something about being crazy and being naked that go hand in hand. It's very exhilarating.

I don't know. It's the adrenaline pumping. You get all amped up. I need to feel the air on my skin no no yeah remember the coney remember the coney 2012 guy no what was that remember you do you remember what coney 2012 was no this video came out was that in 2012 when that came out yeah it was it was like the stupidest documentary i'd ever seen because it starts with this thing about like social media and it's like we can all come together and share ideas. And it shows like the globe and like people with phones.

And then all of a sudden it turns into something about this very specific warlord in Uganda that I don't care about. Okay. And they were like, now that we have your attention and we did this very thought provoking piece on social media, let's all team up to go after Kony, a guy who was in all likelihood dead.

They didn't tell you that part. But so what happened was this thing goes viral. It was the fastest viral video in history at the time. The dude who made it, like a week later, was found in the middle of a street naked, jerking it, and like pounding on the ground while doing it. What? Something goes hand in hand with being crazy and being naked.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's a scientist who can break down for us. Is there any indication that he was biting anyone? No. Just curious. He was pulling off while slamming the ground. That's what he was doing.

That is weird. With the same motion, or was it like multiple? Two hands. One hand was slamming, one hand was pulling. I don't actually want to know. I don't want to know either. So look, I mentioned that story in India. We have this other one. Quarantine man runs naked from his house, bites woman to death.

Like, whoa. Yeah, he bit an 80-year-old woman. Is that what it is? Yeah, he bit her jugular or something. Yeah, and it's weird because he just saw her standing there. Oh, this was in India too. Yeah, I don't get this at all, man. I mean, the only two naked people were in India.

The guy in the UK wasn't naked. Maybe there's something about being naked and being in India. Well, there's a lady who walked into an airport completely naked and tried to buy a ticket somewhere. In India? No, it was here in the US, I think. Yeah, she got in big trouble, obviously. Where did she hold her credit card? I don't want to know.

In the crack? Don't want to know. I don't even know if she had one. I'm scared to ask. How are you going to purchase a card? How are you planning to do this? I do not know. It's crazy.

The man allegedly bit the woman in the neck. The woman was taken to the hospital but died three days later. So then we have the nurse. I'm not going to read through all these stories because, you know, we are being a bit silly, but this is serious. No, it definitely is. But at the same time, it's like are what are our sharpest objects if you don't have nails like your teeth so it's kind of not really that surprising that it's like people's last resort to bite someone because you know if they're trying to wrestle you down and they got

your arms and your head is free what are you gonna do you're gonna bite the closest thing and it's probably that woman's arm you know i read this and it's probably not true but I was reading this. It was probably on Reddit so you know of course it's true right? It was on Reddit. Sure. It was something about humans were evolving venomous bites because we have like the dirtiest mouths of any creature on the planet

and a human bite is like guaranteed to become infected. So at the very least humans have infectious bites. So it says there are 250,000 human bites in the U.S. You actually found statistics on bite crime. Amazing. Okay, so it didn't come up under bite crime, but I was able to find something.

Oh, that's a little sad. The one thing that came up when I was googling bite crime was McGruff the crime dog, so I figured that wasn't what we were looking for. Take a bite out of crime. So 25% of bites get infected because human mouths are disgusting. Whoa. Yeah.

Every time I hear bite crime, I just imagine some dentist. Kind of like a Batman who, Batman fights crime, the dentist bites crime. Dentist bites crime. Well, Scruff McGruff takes a bite out of crime. It's a little rough. Yeah. We're working on it. It's brand new. Okay, look you know what man if in three months you know we're we've got like our sleeves ripped off and like shotguns and like leather boots and we're running through

the city and zombies are chasing after us we'll look back on this and be like we were so dumb we saw it coming but in all seriousness it's just people biting people but the actual seriousness of this is that uh uk cops are warning people are actually using coronavirus as a weapon so oh man whether or not they're mindless zombies they're bad people how do they how are they explaining that they're they're coughing on people or what like so uh let's see this uh spitting, coughing, and attacking. Essex Police Assistant Chief Constable Paul Wells issued a warning Wednesday after

two Saturday incidents in Lee-on-Sea in Ongar where cops were coughed on or bitten as they made arrests. More bites! It is more bites. How often do cops get bit? Can you look that up? Or is that the same report? No, this is from April 2nd

and the one who got bit was from April 11th. Oh. Which means it is a different story. People keep getting bit. People are biting maybe more than usual. What's going on? I don't know the facts here, but But you were right, like a cop's arresting somebody, right? Yeah, exactly. So they grab him and the guy bites their arm.

Right. That probably makes sense. Yeah, I mean I don't feel like that's that surprising. No, it kind of is. I've got someone who's enraged. Wait, wait. Seeing red. I'd imagine that if this was that common, cops would wear things on their arms to avoid getting bitten. Like, if it was that common, they'd all do this. Like, oh, I don't

want to get bit. I'm going to arrest somebody. Better put, you know, better wear long sleeves. But they don't. Which says to me, they don't. Kevlar arms. Not even that of a sweater. Long sleeves, yeah. That's not really going to stop teeth. No, but it's not going to pierce the skin. Blow it down.

You'd be surprised. I mean, look, it'll hurt. You'll get bruised. But I'm wondering, because look at this picture of this cop. He's wearing short sleeves. He is, yeah. Which says to me they don't expect to get bitten. So this is something crazy.

If people are using coronavirus as a weapon and they are biting, at the very least we can say the bites are up and the police are warning about it. The fact that they're warning about it is saying something. So we're getting a little bit of an official thing from cops going,

hey, they're starting to bite us. They're starting to bite. Something's changed here. Whoa, dude mean maybe totally not covid related probably probably not but pandemic related you know what i mean okay like if there was any pandemic where people were sick because i've seen videos where the people are like i get you know they'll say they have it and they'll start spitting at you so they know that you're worried about infection there was actually an i think it was on Reddit, unethical life pro tips.

You ever see that subreddit? Mm-mm. It's basically, there's like life pro tips. Okay. Where it's like, you know, clean your dishes as you cook and you won't have to do the dishes anymore or something like that. That's a really good tip, by the way.

Yep, clean as you go. If you don't do that, do it. Trust me, it makes cooking so much better. Anyway, let's not get sidetracked. Unethical life pro tips was like, if you get pulled over, just start coughing and say it's because you have COVID and they'll leave you alone. They actually won't.

You'll probably get detained even longer. Yeah. But that's the joke. Well, now they're getting people for just going out of their house. So if you go out of your house and you claim you have COVID, you're a terrorist now. Yeah. Dude. I mean, they're basically going there right i mean they've already said that's

terrorist threats or terrorist attacks when the woman coughed on the the fruits and veggies right so if you start coughing like that that's a terrorist threat towards a cop well that's kind of like a biological weapon right i mean if you know that you have it yes that's that's like the point this is like a biological agent but things things are getting crazy man so where we live there's already been i think three arrests we've we've talked about there was uh we might i mentioned this other day it was a couple people walking the cop said hey you can't be out and then they yelled something like you know f you so the cop arrested him but we went to the store the other day and there was a sign up that said public ordinance.

You have to wear a mask in public. You can't go out. And like all of these retail shops that were supposedly like we I got an email from all these shops saying like, we're doing curbside delivery, you know, come on down. Just tell us what you need. We'll go get it for you. Now they're all closed. Even the hardware store was closed.

So it seems like things have definitely gotten crazier or quieter, whichever one you want to look at. Yeah. What I was thinking is I think I I think the reason they're locking everything down is because they're scared of unrest. Like in New York, 20 percent of NYPD is out. And then we have this story, which I've mentioned several times. Check this out. Commercial burglaries soar since coronavirus emergency measures. New York Post says that commercial burglary in New York is up 75%. Wow. So let's think about this. We got 75%. That's a huge boost. Almost double. That's crazy.

And that's not surprising. But let's be real. Commercial burglary during a lockdown is looting. Yeah, absolutely. Total looting. For sure. Definitely. So I wonder if that's why the police have been extremely harsh, arresting people straight up.

Like, they see you out, they're coming for you. Yeah. Because unrest is a common man. Yeah, and, you know, there's stories from New York and California that, you know, they've reached the peak, starting to slow down. The hospitals are starting to report that, you know, it seems that things are getting a little bit better on the COVID-19 front. Right. You know, so and that's really not the issue. The issue now is we're so like the wheel has stopped spinning for so long that there's going to be a point somewhere that they run out of food it's already happened in different places

around the world yep you know so in new york food food runs out we can talk about food in a second i don't think this is about food i think this is about just social order right now well i wasn't even it wasn't even really about food. It's not the pandemic anymore, is what we have to fear. Exactly. That's what I was trying to say. It's this kind of stuff. It's what happens after because the wheel has stopped moving.

It's funny when I see all these memes where they're like, oh no, the economy. Do you see the one Elon Musk tweeted? Which one? It's like the Earth. A comet ripped straight through the Earth. The Earth is blowing up and there's an the Earth. And there's a comet ripped straight through the Earth. And the Earth is blowing up. And there's an astronaut on the moon. And he goes, oh, no, the economy.

And then someone posted under it the dinosaurs looking up at the asteroid slamming on Earth. And they go, oh, no, the economy. It's a funny meme. It's funny, yeah. But it's also like people really don't get it when Trump comes out and says the economy. There's another meme. Remember that one where it's like the trolley is on a single track?

Yeah. And it's headed for, it's like you can stop the trolley at any time, but it would result in a loss of profits for the trolley company. Right. It was really funny. But what people don't get, man,

is that you got all these people who have no access to the economy anymore. Yeah. They're not just going to sit around. Right. They're going to go out and they're going to, I'm willing to bet we are going to, we will see. I mean mean, you know, man, it's a stupid statement. We're already

seeing looting. We're already seeing it. Police said two hundred and fifty four businesses have been targeted between March 12th, the day the state of emergency order was issued and March 31st. This is up from one hundred and forty five burglaries recorded for the same time period last year. What we are seeing is that criminals are specifically targeting cash businesses, supermarkets, and bodegas, dude. Yep. What do you steal from a bodega? Food.

Food. Cigarettes. Dude. Things that they really want. This is not even the segment we're going to do on the food shortage. Yeah, I know. And that's what they're talking about. But that makes sense. It makes sense.

Yeah. That New York is like the where we're going to see it all happen first. Yep. And here's what people don't realize. We got some good news. You mentioned it. Hospitalizations in New York are way down. Intubations are in the negative, meaning they're taking people off ventilators more than they're putting them on.

That's just New York. Yeah. There's still some places that haven't locked down at all. Some cities. There are people out worshiping on Easter. Now, I fully respect First Amendment. You have a right to do so. Don't be surprised if in a couple weeks you're going to see a whole bunch of people get sick.

And then you're going to see a bunch of snooty people on Twitter laughing, going like, yeah, I told you so. Yeah, well, you know what? I think it's going to happen. It's no coincidence that it's about two weeks a little bit more than two weeks since the hard lockdown in new york now we're seeing hospitalizations go down because the incubation period was around two weeks yep so in that time period things got really bad nypd 20 were calling off all these stores were boarding up their doors and windows what do you think happened to the rest of the country now as this thing starts sweeping through?

It's going to happen a lot more in a lot more places. Exactly. The looting is going to get worse for sure. But what do you do? Even in New York, it's going to get worse. What do you do? Explain that question. So we live fairly close to a bunch of supermarkets.

Okay. Like what would you do if a bunch of people were you know showing up throwing bricks and running around grabbing stuff we just do we just hide behind you and push you out the door no i mean like we're not gonna walk into the riot you know what i mean no of course not but like at what point do you say like i don't mean like you personally but like for the people watching or listening especially at what point do you say like we gotta go yeah i'll tell you what man i got a ton of emails already weeks ago month ago before they even locked down they were like dude you got that van you gotta get in you gotta get out and i'm like well you know hold on right

nothing's happening yet yeah now we're seeing looting this is this is what i was thinking right yeah so i i had you know family and friends hit me up saying, like, I'm hearing it's getting really, really bad in New Jersey. You know, I hope you're taking care and being safe. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're fine. We're fine, right? Yeah. You know, we went to the store.

Then we go to the Home Depot the other day and they stopped us 30 feet in front of the building. And they were like, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. You need masks. And I was like, we have to have them? Like, you can't come in without a mask so now we're seeing like all these other businesses are shuttered they're taking things very serious everybody was wearing a mask people took people took them off when they got outside so i kind of feel like i don't know where the line is

there's looting happening in new york maybe we're seeing the light at the end of the tunnel at least for new york yeah maybe things get better but if we're already the light at the end of the tunnel, at least for New York. Yeah. Maybe things get better. But if we're already looking at, you know, a dramatic increase in commercial burglaries, they call it, which I just call looting. Is it is it, you know, are we at the point where it's like this is the warning? We already heard the president saying, I'm going to quarantine these states, maybe. And then we were like, oh, man, what do we do? And then he came out, said, no, I'm not going to do it. And we went, oh, OK, we were fine.

Right. Like, oh, man, what do we do? And then he came out and said, no, I'm not going to do it. And we went, oh, okay, we were fine, right? Was that like the shot across the bow where it's like, heads up, this is going to happen? Yeah, maybe. And then we ignored it. Well, I mean, if 254 businesses were targeted when they did a soft quarantine, if they did a hard quarantine, guaranteed those numbers will go up. I think so. Wouldn't they go down if the police are forcing people into their homes? I mean, there's not that many police officers in New York. And then 20% are out.

And a bunch of them have COVID already. There's like, officially, I think the number is around 36,000. But there's three shifts. So at any one time, you've got just over 10K. I think there's three shifts. I don't at any one time, you've got just over 10K. Right. I think there's three shifts. I don't know. I don't know anything about the police department. But for the people who are interested in commercial burglaries, when you tell the world we're

shutting down everything, you're telling them no one's going to be at that business. Yep. That business is going to be closed. Maybe that's why they're saying burglary for now. So our plans are going to go through, you know? Exactly. But maybe that's why they're calling it a burglary right now. Right, because it's locked and they're not breaking in the traditional sense and looting it.

I mean, looting and burglary is, I mean, they're two sides of the same coin. Right, right, right. Yeah, I would say in a lockdown, it's a loot. Yeah. But I get it, you know, but my bigger question is like, I really don't think we're going to get up right now after the show and load up the van and dip out to like middle of America to like get away from the chaos. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, if it's going to be a wave out away from New York, away from like where it hit the hardest first, if New York's already coming down, that means the rest of the country, it's going to be a wave. They're going to have spikes.

People don't know that they have it. You know, so it's almost to the point where New York might not be that bad of a place to be anymore because it is locked down. No, I'm not saying I want to be there. I would not want to be there. You know, but if the supply chain doesn't get broken, that's really the key. If stores still get their stuff, people can still go shopping and get their usual food items, and people survive through the worst of this, then we're going to come out of it fine. But if the supply chains get broken...

It is broken. In certain places in New York. No, everywhere. Everywhere it is. It's getting bad. Is it? It's getting real bad. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, dude. Feels like is. It's getting bad. Is it? It's getting real bad. Oh, man.

Oh, yeah, dude. Feels like you know something I don't. Well, so we've been looking at in a bunch of other countries, like in Italy, for instance, in Sicily. We've seen this coming. So let me wrap up this thought first. And we'll jump over to the food one because we have this ready to go. I feel like, you know, Trump comes out and says, we're going to quarantine these three states. And we had a conversation. Do we stick around? Because we're in the South. We're not

in the North. We're not where it's hit. It would be silly to say that if you're in the state, you're in the place that's hit. That's not the case. Because you could be in Connecticut and be in one of the worst hit areas. You can be in New Hampshire, be totally fine. You can be in North Jersey and you are in it. And South Jersey, nothing's going on over here. So we were thinking like maybe it would be smart to leave. Also, maybe it's irresponsible. But Trump wasn't going to quarantine where we were at. He wanted to do North Jersey, like that whole area. And so that was the point where we were like, should we go now? Shot across the bow. They warned us. We said no. We're seeing lootings go up. We say no. You

know, I really don't think there's anything that's going to convince us that now's the time to go until it's too late. I think so. I really don't think anything will happen where we're going to be like, time to get in the van and go head to the middle of the country or something. I agree. Until Litteret's at the front door and we're like, oops. Possibly. But I don't know. Yeah, I agree.

But that's the conundrum. So food shortages, I think, are coming. I agree. I absolutely think so definitely they are it hit in italy and now that that brings me to the next bit we can jump right over to check this out newfoundland faces possible food shortages pandemic hammers key shipping company ocean x looking for federal subsidy to keep supply ships running this canada this is a new newfoundland is not too far i I mean, it's far north up the

northeast. But now we're seeing North America. Certain parts are saying you are facing a possible food shortage. But you know what? We don't care about Canada. Canada is not America, right? Oh, don't you wait. We got you. We got you covered. U.S. meat supply perilously close to a shortage, CEO warns. Eh. The third. Exactly. Nah, I'm just playing. The third. The third food manufacturing plant shut down.

Third? Third. I didn't hear about the first two. I'm sorry, the third meat. Yep. I know, we didn't. Probably because one plant shutting down, no one cares about it. Not a big deal, right? By the time the third happens, now they're saying there's a food shortage.

Well, and when did the first two close down? Was it because of this? Yes, coronavirus. Oh, okay. So recently they shut down. Employees are getting infected, so they're shutting down. It's not just this, though. With the economy shuttered, people are flooding food banks, and the food banks are running out.

Meanwhile, because of logistical collapse, because the economy shut down, farmers are dumping. You were right. You talked about that milk before, right? Yeah. Three point seven million gallons of milk dumped every day, apparently. Yeah. And the farmers are upset, but they're like, we can't do anything with it. It doesn't go anywhere. No one's buying it. So they're just dumping it and the cows got to get milked. They're also shoveling all the food back into the dirt, into the soil. Yeah. The vegetables. What do you think happens then? So we just talked about commercial looting. Yeah, opportunists are going to steal an iPad and a laptop.

My bigger concern right now is we're sitting here. The supply chains. Yeah. This is scary because the way that we have everything structured can't support this. It can't support just stopping. And that's really where it gets scary because if people, if the meat and the veggie farmers basically say, no one's coming to take all this food, all the crops for the wintertime, you know, it's like people in the humans in the past when they didn't have food come wintertime, they're dead. And that's basically how it was.

Well, I guess we're dead this year. You know, like we either move on to greener pastures or you're kind of screwed. Yep. And it feels like we're we kind of like did this to ourselves. I'll tell you what, though, though if anything if if there's anything i've learned from this is that assuming everything works out okay i definitely want to get as far away from cities as possible yeah i agree yeah so city's not going to work for if i mean so we could go in either direction you know like this sounds, this sounds bad, but is it all farms? Is it all meat factory

whatever, you know, is like... Or is the wheel still turning a little bit and, like, everyone's gonna get some food enough to survive, you know? You ever play the game Kerplunk? No. So, you ever play Kerplunk? No, I don't think so. You know guys, I don't go for Kerplunk? It's that game where you got that plastic cylinder

and you put all of the plastic sticks in the holes and then drop marbles on it okay and the game is you pull sticks and then whoever pulls the one where all the marbles fall loses okay you basically have like 50 plastic sticks that form a bed okay and they go through little holes in the side of a little like cylinder sure each time you pull one out you don't got to pull out every single one or jenga is a better example people probably know jenga is yeah you don't got to pull out every single one. Or Jenga is a better example. People probably know what Jenga is. Yeah. You don't got to pull out every single block to make the whole thing fall over.

You find that one block and you're like, I can pull it out. You pull it out and the whole thing falls. Yep. That's what the concern is. Exactly. It's not about every factory, every farm, every store. Right. It's about just the key principal ones and the supply chain.

And this game has been going for a long time yeah you know what i mean so jenga the longer it goes the more delicate and precarious it becomes and now we're at that place where sure now we got a pandemic stopping the economy and that in turn might screw us over there's gonna be we're already seeing a rise of, they didn't call it looting. Right, right, right. But they might as well. They don't want people to freak out, man. They don't want to put it in people's ears.

Yeah. The word loot. They're probably like, no, no, no, no, no. Burglary. We'll use that. Did you hear that aircraft carrier, the Roosevelt,

just evacuated like 80% of its personnel? Really? Yeah. Can you fact check me on that one? Yeah, for sure. I'm pretty sure it's true. Why? Because they were infected.

Somebody died. And then some people, like conservative personalities, were tweeting, China just sank a U.S. aircraft carrier. Oh, jeez. It's like, well, you know. It's a little...

Well, I will hold them responsible for lying about this. That's a very bold claim that could lead to war. Right, hyperbolic. You could say. But the reason I bring that up is I'm getting more pessimistic

by the minute, man. I've seen a bunch of stories where they're like we may now start reopening things and you've got like the the northeast region coalition of like rhode island new york connecticut new jersey saying we're going to put together a plan to reopen the economy california saying the same thing and it all sounds like good news then they just released a report saying about a hundred people in south korea had coronavirus reactivate reactivate reactivate yep interesting so they didn't get reinfected like it reactivated they all had it so this is interesting like i'm not i'm not a virologist man i don't know how this stuff works but i know that like the herpes virus for instance okay it's there forever yeah and like it just comes back is it maybe i'm just too much of a layman who doesn't

understand how this stuff works but is it possible that coronavirus could be in a similar way to where like you get it it goes dormant you feel better and then it comes back and you're like choking again well if it does permanent damage to your lungs i wonder if it could kind of live in your lungs and just hang out and that's what her that's what herpes does right yeah it hangs out like in the surface it's like in the cell like and then it unlike stress cause it to like bubble up and come back out or something activation yeah i don't know much about it this creepy stuff makes me i mean i don't all i don't know man if i'm gonna avoid getting too conspiratorial but this sounds crazy that first of all we know for a fact china's lying oh for sure like dude they're claiming they had, what, 2,000 people die?

One city got infected, but everybody was traveling around the whole time? Yeah. No way. And I guess, like, they just finally said, oh, we have 100 new cases. That's all. Yeah. Yeah, okay. In a month, 100 new cases.

That's it. Come on. I don't like where things are heading, man. I don't either. I'll tell you what I think is going to happen. These food plants are shutting down, right? People are going hungry because they don't have where things are heading, man. I don't either. I'll tell you what I think is going to happen. These food plants are shutting down, right? People are going hungry because they don't have any money because they're unemployed. Yeah.

They're going to food banks. Food banks will run out of food. Yes, they will. Now there have already been calls to bring the farmer's food that's wasted and send to food banks for distribution. Like, why wasn't that a thing in the first place? That's not a good thing. I know it's not a good thing, but it's better than that food being tossed, which is what they're doing. Technically, yes.

But what we're talking about is authoritarian command economies, which we do not want to see established. So what, the farmers wouldn't get paid for their food, you're saying? The government would likely do. You know, I don't exactly know how it would work, right? But they probably would pay for it. But then what? How do the farmers get the supplies to make more food? Government mandate.

And all we do is create a centralized economy where we're building bread lines. And sure enough, Monsanto changed it so you have to buy seeds from them if you want to keep planting stuff. You can't harvest your own seeds anymore. Well, even beyond that, we're seeing in like Michigan, you can't even buy seeds. Yep. Dude, this is the fastest descent into nightmare dystopia. Did anyone think it was going to be this fast?

I did not. No. I thought it was going to be like slowly over a few years. Yeah, it's funny. You kept saying it's like boring, right? For like last week, you're like, man, it's boring. It's not as exciting as I expected it to be. But then here we are.

Like it's going fast, like sliding down this hill i think i think i was saying it was boring because i've been inside the whole time yeah i think when we went out to the store i saw how crazy things really were first of all the streets are like empty yeah there's their cars out there for sure but then you know pulling up and seeing one of the stores uh we went to just had like shelves blocking the doors they said they were open yeah it said it was supposed to be open and we pulled up and there was just things blocking other cars were coming in and leaving like i guess i don't know did nobody show up or what happened we have no idea so we go to we go to we go to the next store and they're yelling at us the door like you can't come without a mask on. Dude, hearing that people are having... So we've heard about reinfections, you know,

a while back. Like a Japanese woman or someone in like California or something maybe. Yeah, phase two. Potential multi-phasic. But now they're saying it's reactivating. What if you can never be cured of this? What if... What I've read is that like half of people

are asymptomatic period yeah but then some people get it and then what if it reactivates maybe we just don't know anything maybe none of this maybe it's not reactivating maybe they're just wrong i have no idea i don't think they have any idea i think i think humans need to rethink their lives and the health has a lot to do with it you I'm not trying to condemn anyone because I don't want anyone to get hurt. It feels like this is attacking the weak and unhealthy.

Totally. If you're weak and unhealthy and you didn't choose to try to be healthy, it's hard to feel bad for you because you're not healthy and you're not trying to be. Going forward, I'm saying.

There are some healthy people. If what you said is true and we can't beat this and it's going to be around forever, we're going to see a lot more healthy people. People will have to be healthy or else it will kill them. If this is the case, everybody will have it eventually. Right. There's no stopping it now. There have been healthy people who have just died. A lot of healthy people.

But the overwhelming majority are older, sickly, comorbidities. But you can be healthy and still smoke cigarettes a pack a day. You can still seem healthy. That's an underlying health issue, isn't it? That is considered a pre-existing condition. Yeah. If anyone tells them like if you i'm pretty sure they can tell if you're a smoker right like if you go into the

doctor they know if you smoke i imagine from looking at your lung capacity they'd probably just be like you smoke i mean they you can smell people smoke there's a vaping maybe it's different yeah there's a blood test they do to check for but no no they're they're like we read the stories like young athletes who you know gotten sick and died from this 21 year old girl with no history died from this yeah in the uk obviously though the overwhelming majority so i'm this is going to sound cold and callous it's not coming from me but i've talked people who said it's a culling of the week they were like you know look i think people are trying to be logical and serious about this the conversations i've had with some people are not to revel in death or anything like that, but to point out, like you just said, the people who are dying from this are the people who are overweight, the people who have diabetes, the elderly.

There are young people who are dying from it. But in the end, if you are unhealthy or old or vulnerable, you're the one who bites the dust on this. It's not a matter of what we want to be. It's a matter of what is happening. Right. It's a fact that's happening right now. Yeah. You can't change that.

But if you're unhealthy and you can make a choice to be healthier, now's the time to be healthy, you know, to work on it. You know what the craziest thing about this is, though? I'm sitting here thinking, like, what's going to be the result of this? And I'm like, you know, conservatives are getting a bunch of gains. So deportations are way up. Manufacturing is coming back from China. Yeah. And the left is getting a bunch of gains.

I mean, look, meat shortage. I'm not saying this about you specifically, but the activists who are very much animal rights activists, they're probably going to be like, this is awesome. The plants are shutting down. And I'll be the one here that I'm just worried. This is a very worrying thing because the human world right now runs on this kind of stuff. So you can't shut down. When you take a wheel out of the big, huge cog that is our society. The machine will fall apart.

So, you know, those people are so one track minds. They don't care about all this other stuff. They're like animal abuse, animal abuse. And then, you know, they see it as a victory, but they don't see all of the other things that happen because of this falling apart. So I like to take a step back, you know, and like observe from a different point of view. And that's, you know, that's helped me see this. This is scary, yo. People, mad people eat meat.

Many, many people eat meat right now and they use that and they're they're used to it so the fallout of them not getting meat is going to be even worse because they're not going to be able to get the nutrients they need because they have no idea what they're doing you know the worst part is what they're going to take away beans and rice from you oh no i'm half kidding you know you know it's really funny though i thought of uh we were we're did we talk about this on the show? About the skit about disaster food And you walk into Walmart and everyone's fighting over food And you walk right So here's the joke

Someone sent me this picture, it's hilarious I'll just tell it It's basically like We're in a bad place But we're not eating soy bad And it shows a picture of A refrigerator aisle And it's the vegan

section and it's just packed during during a hurricane and everything on the other sides of it is gone like the meat it's just like empty shelves but all the vegan stuff but this really happened it was great so it's a real photo from like there's a hurricane yeah and then someone noticed the entire vegan section untouched yeah that's crazy like how, how often do they restock it? So anyway, the joke we were coming up with was, like, it'd be funny to do a video where, you know, like, Adam walks into a Walmart. And there's people fighting each other, just beating the crap out of each other. They're fighting over, like, a piece of jerky.

And it's like, oh, excuse me, excuse me. And he walks right up all calm with his bag, looks at the vegan section, you know, calls a friend. Like, what did you say you wanted? Did you want the chow, the spicy one, or the regular? I'll get both. I'll get both. They're both good. And then he's just like, da-da-da-da- say you wanted? Did you want the chow, the spicy one, or the regular? I'll get both. I'll get both. They're both good. And then he's just like, da-da-da-da-da.

He just puts it in the bag. Everyone's fighting, and there's gunshots going off. Then someone runs up, and they reach into the bag, and they try and grab stuff, and they stop and freeze, and it's vegan. They go, oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir. And you're like, oh, it's no big deal. And then you just walk out and go buy your food. Perfect.

Yes, that's how calm I would be. I'll tell you what, though. It's funny to joke about, but the vegan food will go. It'll just go, you know, last. Food is food. I think the thing about the hurricane was that people didn't think the world was ending. They just thought, I need to buy groceries right now. So they bought what they wanted, which did not include, you know, the vegan options.

And then they went home. Right. But if it gets to the point where there's no food left, you know, people will eat anything. If they only knew how good that chow cheese is, though. You can't tell them that. The crazy thing is, like, American... Spread the love. That chow cheese is good.

American cheese is barely cheese. Huh? American cheese is barely cheese. I never really liked American cheese. You know, the funny thing is, too, we went to the store and there was a country crock, which I've had since I was a kid. Right. And it's like, I was looking at it and I was like, I'm pretty sure this is vegan.

You're like, no, no, that stuff, no. And you're like, oh, it is vegan. No, I didn't say it like that. It was something like that. You were like, no, I don't think it's vegan. You looked in the back and you're like, it is vegan. No, I'm pretty sure I was like, yeah, probably. There's no dairy in there.

Oh, because it's margarine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Most margarine is. Not that it tastes great, but I thought it was funny. There's a ton of, like, Oreos are vegan. Yeah, Oreos are vegan. There's a ton of stuff people eat every day they don't realize.

Skittles. Skittles also. Skittles. Random. I don't know. You were talking candy, so I just went with candy. Is that what they're called? The little starburst thingies?

Yeah, they're less known. Oh, yeah, those are good. I'm just saying, people will figure out what they, you know, they'll eat literally anything they can eat. Yep. When it gets bad. I agree. Everyone's going to become vegans because, you know, because you mentioned this before,

dairy and meat don't last. Exactly. Beans and rice last for years, dried out, stored in a bag. Yeah, exactly. Unless the rats get them. But we'll see how far we get. The rats. We'll see how far we get.

It's a whole other thing. To actually wrap up that thought from before about, like, when is too late to leave, I got a red line. I definitely have a red line for when it's like i am getting in the van and i am gone we'll see what happens but i'm pretty sure if we saw like i don't i don't know if this is where the line is but if local supermarkets were getting raided and there were no cops anywhere i might just be like time to go i would say so yeah maybe there's a line before that like let me ask you this if you heard that about 50 miles

north people were looting and rioting in you know these towns as things started getting bad would you be like we should leave before it gets here or would you be like let's bunker down and if it reached that close to us yeah I would say we should start prepping to leave.

Because, I mean, New York's, what, a couple hours away? Yeah. They're not looting. I mean, they're robbing these stores, but not for food, it would seem. 50 miles is a lot closer than New York, though. Right. And if it's... Well, New York is like 90.

Well, and 50 miles north, it actually gets more rural in between here and New York. You know, it's pretty foresty in some areas. So it's not like suburbs all the way up to New York. We're in the Philly metro. Right. We're like right next to Philadelphia. But 50 miles north, if it was coming down that close to us, yeah, I'd probably want to leave. Because it would only get worse the closer it gets to us.

But would that be too late? If they close the bridges, yeah. Yeah, we're stuck. Because we'd have to go north. I'd imagine if they were looting and riding 50 miles north, they'd shut the bridges down. Probably. That's the conundrum. The best opportunity to get out is well before anything

happens. Because look, I've been in these places. When I was in Egypt and I've mentioned this before, we were, we got word that, you know, the APCs were coming. So we were like, to the airport. Right when we got there, they shut all the roads down. We would have been stuck. For who

knows how long. So by the time, right when we got to the gate, I'm sitting down, and there was like a business guy, and we started talking, and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all, yeah, they did it. The military came in, blocked everything off then i mean yeah and if and if and if and if all you know hell breaks loose 50 miles from here and they got the bridges down you're trapped you're trapped in the in the in the what was it what was it called the thunderdome the thunderdome yeah i don't know sounds about right though is that that hotel you're talking

about thunderdome no no welcome about? Thunderdome? No. Welcome to the Thunderdome. What is that? It's like people fight in the arena, right? Yeah. Escape from New York or Mad Max? I don't remember. Escape from New York.

All right. Or maybe LA. I don't remember. Let's jump over to the Super Chats. All right. And get to the user comments. Is that what we call them? What's up, everybody? How's it going, man?

I hope you enjoyed that opening bit. Deviant Raccoon says, Mom's not taking COVID seriously and goes out a lot. Oh, man. Well, you know what? I hope she's healthy. Yeah. Woo To Do For You says, Southeast got hammered by tornadoes. 39 in Georgia.

Yeah, something like 22 people died. Is the world ending? I don't know. Krakatoa erupted. locust swarms in Egypt and heading to China. Earthquakes. Earthquake right by Yosemite. I mean... What if this is like the crescendo? You know, it's like the heavy

drumroll speeding up. Everything's going... And then in like a year, we're gonna be like full-on black makeup under the eyes. Mad Max in it. Yeah, like're going to be like full on black makeup under the eyes. Mad Max in it. Yeah. Like, you know, ATVs. Dude, did you hear about the ATVs in New York?

No. You're too late. Mad Max is here, bro. Really? Yeah. Around 100 ATVs and motorcycles were speeding and racing through Manhattan. Yeah. I saw that.

I lived in New York for a long time. That's not new. In the Bronx. Yeah. But there's no one in Manhattan. Exactly. So they're like, we're going to go through the city. That's not new. In the Bronx. Yeah, but there's no one in Manhattan, so they're like, we're gonna go through the city. Middle of the day. They do that all the time. Not in Manhattan. Because it's empty, of course

they're gonna go. Which is exactly my point. As the police break down... That's not Mad Max in it. Those guys are just taking advantage of the awesome, smooth, beautiful roads in Manhattan. Sure, sure, sure. I'm exaggerating. The point is, these people do this stuff in the bronx in the bronx in harlem it's now spread to manhattan because policing is gone they do it in brooklyn too and queens 100 plus yo you have no idea the the crowds that these guys they uh do they have like meetup groups and stuff yeah but 100 plus

i've been seeing it for so long i lived in in brooklyn for six years it was normal for me to see a posse of like 30 of those guys regularly every weekend they'd be out speeding and like going on the sidewalk and stuff definitely i never saw that not on the sidewalk but definitely like like they were almost crashing into people and there was like 100 plus on motorcycles i saw the video i saw the videos that are posted. It's not new. People bite. They've been biting for a long time. Sure, driving around in Manhattan is new. Exactly.

That's the point I'm saying. It's expanding as law enforcement decreases. I don't blame them. I would. I would drive around in New York. It's not a point about it. It's empty. The point is something that was constrained is no longer constrained.

Looting is up. People are recklessly driving through Manhattan in a way they hadn't done before. Okay. So I'm just saying, yeah, does it end here? You know, with COVID getting worse, is it going to get better? Is this as far as it goes, or does it just keep collapsing? I don't know. I don't have the answers.

Nope. We'll see. Peter Potamus says, yo, Tim and crew, did you get that thing I sent you? I don't know. What was the thing? What'd you send us? Yeah. Darn it, man.

Connor Stevens, thanks for the F. Magna says, shout out to Simple Flips. There you go. Dark Rangy says, hey, guys, I work in a glass recycling plant, and I'm surrounded by dust all day. Do you think the virus can exist in dust? Maybe. Yes, I do.

Yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't it? Unless, yeah, someone coughs, right? I mean, it does die eventually. Yeah. why wouldn't it unless yeah someone coughs right i mean it does die eventually yeah graph on t roll says f's in the chat for rick may voice of tf2 soldier and peppy hair from starfox 64 oh wow thunder cleese thanks for becoming a member thank you benito says hey tim you mentioned the other week that you use a service that invests money for you can i get the name i've wanted to start

investing for a while and i'm assuming the economy is going to need investors to rebuild it was uh it's it's something i saw on tv and i don't really have much of anything in it so i I've wanted to start investing for a while, and I'm assuming the economy is going to need investors to rebuild. It's something I saw on TV, and I don't really have much of anything in it, so I don't want to act like I actually use the service. It's called Betterment. I saw a commercial for it, I think on Pandora or something once. Okay. And I put some money in it and lost a bunch of money. Yeah, I would not personally.

I'm not going to give any advice for finance. I have no idea how this stuff works. I use the Robinhood app, but I have for finance. I have no idea how this stuff works. I use the Robinhood app, but I have like nothing invested. I have no idea. But this did come up on the Joe Rogan podcast last year because the only thing I have is stock in Square. Okay. Because I met this billionaire in New York, and he was like, I'm pretty confident in Square. And I was like, really?

Billionaire says Square. He was right. It went skyrocketed. Of course, I wish I actually took his advice. I put a little bit of money in it. And so now I'm like, wow, if I actually invested in it. Jack Dorsey, he put up a billion dollars worth of his. Yeah, he's got 20 million.

The Price is Right says, Sup, Tim, one subject I hope you cover soon. It's starting to bleed on bigger channels and could affect you soon. It's Susie Liu's abusive copyright laws. While mass flagging evidence vids and may change commentary channels badly. I've heard about it. Yeah, you know, whatever. When the boot comes and crushes my content, then I'll go read a book down by the river.

Ralph, thanks for the super chat. DZ says, since the MSM is putting info out and changing it later, why don't they go back and remove their original pieces to further the gaslighting effect? Because I don't think they have confidence. I don't think they actually care about what we think. They know that the average person is going to see the news and just regurgitate the headline. That's all that matters. Yep. So one week, it's really funny. The cycle is,

is falling apart. Yesterday, Brian Stelter says a quote from Trump, you know, or as a quote from admin officials, Trump is trying to put the onus on governors, you know, and, and, and make them take responsibility. Let that sink in. Everyone's like, that's what, what's supposed to happen. The governor is supposed to be responsible. A day later, CNN reports Trump wants to reopen the economy, but the governors are the ones who have the power. How does CNN simultaneously put out contradictory opinion a day after it? Ah, news. Exactly. They don't know.

They don't care. They just want to say what they need to say to get the clicks at the time. Kaj says, Tim, I remember you used to say life is boring. Would you want to go back to those boring days or stay with the rising authoritarianism and pandemic? Boring days were more fun. Because, man, these authoritarian stories are ludicrous. I agree. Nightmarish.

Getting crazy, man. We'll see, though. You know, maybe we'll get, you know, Mad Max. It'll be inadvertently exciting. I don't know. Eh. Eh. L. Ray, thanks for becoming a member. Kyle Buchanan says, as a refrigeration tech, my life has not changed at all in this whole thing.

Good. I'm glad. Interesting. As a guy who works from his basement, it has also not changed for me either. That's been nice. Like a little bit, but I guess we can't go out to eat sometimes when we want to periodically. Yenra Fine says, call people who want to remove gender pennywise because they are a whole circus. All Metal Mike says, Tim, Adam, and Lydia, please help.

All the money I've saved by not going to Wawa is being spent on Super Chats. Love your show. Appreciate it. Thanks, man. Well, it's actually better because if you go to Wawa and you get a bunch of sandwiches, now you'll be eating less. Actually, it's probably not a good thing because no, that is a good thing. Maybe. Wawa actually has some really killer peach iced tea.

You were telling me. Oh, man. I like Wawa, dude. Peach iced tea is good. Wawa's a good place. Can we go to Wawa? We can't anymore, but, you know. Later. STFU says, hey, it, that, and they. What are the odds the media admits in three months that HCQ was the real reason for the drop in hospitalizations and deaths?

I don't know what HCQ is. Oh, hydroxychloroquine. Yeah, maybe. Seems unlikely. The conspiracy theory right now is that the pharmaceutical companies want a vaccine because they can control it. Right. And hydroxychloroquine is a generic. As much as I am not very much of a conspiracy theorist, I would bet a substantial amount of money.

Like if you asked me to, I'd be like, oh, I'll totally bet on the fact that pharmaceutical companies are lobbying for a vaccine over a treatment for sure. Something they can control. Remember when the guy who made the polio vaccine? Jonas. Gave it away. Gave it away. Remember the good old days of being a hero? That was back when we had community.

Being validated. We don't have community anymore. You're right. away remember the good old days of being a hero that was back when we had community being validated we don't have community anymore you're right it used to be like man people are really gonna love me if i do this now it's like i don't care about you yep i just want money how do we bring that community back to humans i don't know man no that's a real question i don't know yeah we need to foster a culture that encourages people to be together, but social media encourages tribalism and division. Yeah. Can't say that I'm not a part of that. I think, you know, everybody plays that game.

Ceylon Blue says, devastating new research indicates that, similar to HIV, CV-19 compromises the immune system, T-cells, and turns off their protective function, allowing the virus to replicate without interference. I don't know if that is true. For those that are curious, it was a super chat, so I don't know. Google it. Kyle Buchanan says, I live in Oklahoma.

Most of the farms that are destroying their crop is because none of the processing plants are buying, so there is no room to store. Well, I hope they store enough for themselves. Jack Saunders says, Tim, please laugh at Adam's jokes more. Jokes more. He's funny. He is, yeah.

That's creepy, actually. You should wait until I actually tell a joke. That wasn't funny. Not better. Ceylon Blues says, also reports that numerous patients infected show damage well beyond just the lungs, with notable damage to the heart, liver, and other organs. That I did see. That about heart. That I did see. damage to the heart liver and other organs that i did see that about heart that i did see i saw the heart thing yeah i mean i just wanted to say

one thing on that though most of the people that are getting this are already damaged in some sense right there they have heart disease they have certain kind of things it's like aren't they just shedding all of that to light like how do we know that that wasn't that i think specifically caused by covid i think if doctors are highlighting it it's probable to say the least it's not a pre-existing because i haven't seen that yet and i'm i'm interested i've seen the stories in that well like the actual doctor reports and like what they had you know i mean i've been saying it i just want more information about who's getting it who's you know the truth what's actually happening to them the reality is

nobody really knows i know that's the scary but i mean like more than that it's like we think the doctors know they don't the doctors know what they're being told by by other experts so you i look man this is like a big big you, you know, open secret for the world. When you go to like, I'll tell you what, I went to a news conference, met some of the most famous journalists in the world. They had no idea what they were doing. I was impressed. A tiny fraction of people actually know what's happening. It feels like the media that pretty accurate.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's just a drag. Do they have any idea what they're doing? Man. They probably have an idea of what they're doing, but not about what's going on. I think, you know, you'll find experts, and they'll be able to tell you a lot about certain things, but they probably don't know more, very much more than we know.

Obviously, a doctor is going to know how to perform surgery and save lives, and they're going to know a lot more than you. But when it comes to this stuff and hydroxychloroquine and all that, we assume that they know. And it's like, this is a new thing, not studied in the past. They might know some stuff about it, but they're going to know only a little bit more than anyone else knows. Actually, you ever see that movie? It's called The Man from Earth. You ever see that? You should definitely called the the man from earth you ever see that it's a it's a you should definitely check it out i am going to ruin this movie for anyone who hasn't seen it but it's like 20 years old so a bunch of uh teachers professors from a college

go to this shack okay to see this guy who's packing up he's a professor he's leaving he's quitting and taking off and they're like you're leaving we're gonna have drinks throughout the course of their get-together they slowly start to learn that this man is, in fact, immortal and that he is tons of historical figures that they've known about. And so one person says, you must be like the smartest person on the planet. And he was like, why would you think that? I only know as much as anyone else knows. So I don't know anything more than you. And so it turns out he has like 30 degrees, like PhDs. Okay.

Yeah, but a PhD from the 1700s or the 1800s is worthless. It's total garbage information. So the point he makes is that even though he's someone who is an expert in certain things, he knows almost the exact same most of the public knows. There are some things he's an expert on, but he can't tell you more than the average person. Okay. I can see it. But that's like the interesting point I'm trying to make.

You go to a doctor. You ask him about certain scientific things. They're going to tell you everything in the world. You ask him about, hey, Donald Trump just came out and said something about hydroxychloroquine. He's going to be like, I don't know a whole lot about it. Here's what I think. And you're going to be like, well, you're're a doctor so your opinion is a little bit more important but how could he possibly know more if there's been no guidelines no releases no tests no studies right you know so that i'll say that about dr fauci all he's really been saying is we

don't know when he was like there's no long-term studies okay right that's you can't really add much of the conversation in that case. You know? All right. Here we go. Let's see. Mark G. says, of course, zombies are real. We have one running for president. Yes. I think you nailed it.

Yeah. Nailed it. Bernie Sanders endorsing Joe Biden. What is up with that? Did he endorse him? Formal endorsement. Today, yeah. It's a shame.

Yeah. Yep. Endorse the zombie guy jp says uk police are slippery susan king says glad to show some support appreciate it thanks keith dn says the internet tells me americans bit each other once every 12 minutes in 2015 apparently it's common enough to get its own study all right that's what i thought so zombies aren't that makes sense just now here they've always been here. They've been us the whole time. That sounds right.

The real zombies were the friends you made along the way. It's going to be the crazy virus that spawned from some crazy infectious mouth of a human that bites another human that causes them to bite another human. And then those people bite other humans. And then it's just, you know, a big pyramid effect after that. The sad reality is that I was reading this article about why zombies would never happen. It's because biting

is actually a really ineffective way to transmit a disease. Like, you think about all the diseases that actually work, it's like airborne or, you know, otherwise. This is for the crowds. So Jesus says, careful, careful. He got to spin the, because it was chilling.

There we go. There you go, chat. I got you. Alright, Joey Giggles says, I'm against... I've heard your prayers. Joey says, I'm against quarantine, however, I'm staying in because I respect people and know what I can do to help. But if I get told I can't do something, I'm going to have a problem. In NJ, we are getting to that point. Who becomes the bad guy here, me or the gov? Well, I'll tell

you what, the Constitution, the law of this land, shall not be infringed. And if they tell you you can't worship and you can't gather, they're in violation of our laws. So, you know, this is the challenge because I know how YouTube is going to take this one. The police are always right. They'll side with me. No, I'm sorry. I side with the law.

You always got to follow the law. The law says you can assemble. The law says you can worship. Yep, I agree. Yeah, but people are being arrested anyway. Yeah, I don't really get like the, you know, showing up in your, like your car is a quarantine zone. I don't get it. The whole, like, why couldn't I drive around if I wanted to?

Like, just to get out of the house. I think it's because they're actually concerned about social breakdown. I mean, they're making people hate them yeah not trust them you think if society broke down you'd want to trust the police officers but now they're like arresting people like they're arresting the the normal citizens not like you know the criminals that are are nefarious and out there looking to do stuff. Yeah. You know, I feel like any one of these people in government should be smart enough to know what comes next. Yeah. Maybe they're not. But if it were me and I wanted to make sure the system was sustained and that we survived,

I would crack down harder than anything you've seen on these cops that are arresting people for this. I do everything with my power to sanction, censure, whatever. Obviously, what they're doing isn't necessarily criminal. You know, I say it's a violation of the Constitution, but statutory law. Yeah. But if I was like the mayor and I heard these cops did this, I'd be like I'd make a public statement and be like, I am coming for each and every one of you that violates the civil liberties of a citizen because you want to be overzealous. When you go out and arrest a dude for paddleboarding, you make people scared.

You make them worry. You make them think we're lying. Exactly. So if, but here's the thing. They're not doing that. So that says to me, they don't care that things are breaking down. Or they're in on it. Like, not in on it, but, but they're communicating with the police.

And they want it. They know what's happening. The point I'm trying to make is, if they were smart, they would know that what they're doing will lead to complete social chaos. I agree. So they must want it. Do you think it's possible that the doctors, they just don't really know what to do? In what capacity? In the capacity that they don't think about how it's going to look to other people that people are the cops are pulling people out of the ocean

the doctors like the doctors the police and the lawmakers oh right right right they just don't know what to do no you don't think so no because if someone said to you if so if someone said to you you don't want to come within six feet of another person. And because of this, we're asking people to stay home. If you then run full speed up to somebody on a beach to try and catch them, you must be a moron. You were specifically told that's what we're avoiding. Yeah, I don't understand. What if that runner, he wasn't wearing a mask. Neither the runner or the cop was wearing a mask in that video.

So what if that runner did have COVID and the cop ran after him? And the funny thing is, you see these computer animations of, like, the spray of breath and coughs. Right. And it goes 12 feet, not 6 feet. So that cop running to try to catch up, but running behind the dude is getting hit with the guy's breath. Yep. He's running into it, being blanketed in all of that goodness. If he did have it, you've got it now and he got away

from you. That's why I either they're the stupidest people on the planet or they don't actually care about the virus. Yeah. It's like we were talking about before the toilet paper raids. Like if the if the doctors are coming out, the government's coming out and they're're saying, like, don't go in big groups. You'll get sick.

And your first thought is, I better jam myself into a crowd of 100-plus people to get the toilet paper. You must be a moron. You know what? Moron's not even the right word because people can be stupid. But I'm talking, like, developmentally disabled. And I don't mean that in a disrespectful way. I mean that in the literal medical sense. Yeah.

That cop must have been developmentally disabled. Like he's not all there. And I don't mean that to elicit an emotional response. I mean that literally the guy was just like couldn't comprehend basic logical systems. Couldn't follow instructions. But there's so many cops that are doing this. Now, obviously obviously the stories we're talking about are like a couple dozen yeah not hundreds or thousands you got 36 000 cops in

new york alone we the videos we've actually seen of the cops have been really normal they're regular people that's why i'm saying the ones we're seeing must be the really really broken-brained people yeah i would still come out hardcore if it were me in government, which it would never be. But if I was ever in that position, I would be like, I want his badge. I would go nuts in certain capacities. Like I've seen so many stories. I would go nuts. I can't believe that there's so many stories where like the Fernando Castile, that was the guy who was a legal gun owner who got killed.

How does that not result in like, you know, well, I don't want to pretend like I know exactly what happened because it's been a while since I've gone over the story, but situations like that where a legal gun owner gets killed driving home doing nothing wrong. I mean, there were some issues about it. I think he had pot on him. Still, I think the government could earn more trust

by coming out and being like, here's where we draw the line between criminals and people we will not give, you know, we won't give lenience to. And here's the line for people who are good people who have made a mistake and we're going to be fair and honest and act in good faith for them. You know, what's even crazier is that the cops that are going through training got graduated early, months early. Yeah.

So now the new cops on the force on the front line aren't even fully trained oh man you want to know what's really funny talk about a scary situation you ever see fight club of course all right you've seen fight club sure yeah yeah no i haven't uh so you haven't seen fight club no wait why did you say yeah i have to everyone's seen fight club but you haven't You haven't seen it? Totally got to watch Fight Club later. Oh, my gosh. But there's a scene where Edward Norton's on a plane. He's talking to a guy.

And he says, my job is, what was he, like a risk assessment guy for a car company or something? Yeah. Basically, what he said was, if the cost of a recall is more than the cost of the lawsuits, we will not recall the cars. That's true for everything man that's crazy so check this out in new york this is what i this is what i was told by someone uh someone i got i can't say necessarily who because i just private sourcing but a long time ago i was told this story it could be wrong mind you it's just scuttlebutt from someone i know

in in the city and some guy walked out of the Empire State Building, apparently had like shot up his office or something. The cops show up and start firing. Could you look this up for me, actually? Cops started firing at this guy. He's carrying a gun and they ended up hitting like seven civilians. All of a sudden, there's this big uproar over why the cops had hit so many civilians. And what I was told was that they don't do complete firearms training for a

lot of the cops because the cost of the training for all of the cops is more than the cost of the lawsuits they have to pay out every year wow yep was that the 2012 shooting is that what it is what's the story yeah so on august 24th gunman shot and killed former co-worker outside the empire state building following the initial shooting, the shooter was fatally shot by police officers after raising his weapon. Nine bystanders were wounded. Nine. Yeah.

None suffered life-threatening injuries. And so I can't remember who I was talking to, but it was someone who I assumed had knowledge of how the system worked. And they said, look at the cost per individual for like, they do basic training, right right but it's like the bare minimum yeah but see see this is what's wrong with humans this this kind of thing right here it's like we we value profit over like the values of a human being you know what i mean it's like how can we not you know we're trusting these people to you know carry the the law in their hands and make sure people are abiding by it but when they don't

even they aren't even fully properly trained to to handle specific situations especially when it involves a gun that you have to when you have to take the gun out of the holster you need special training like actually, yeah. People don't know that. I know. It's like it doesn't make any sense that they're not even being fully trained. That blows me away. So the general idea is they're getting, I'm doing air quotes, full training, but that it's inadequate for what a person would need to deal with high-stress environments and things like that.

You're becoming a police officer. You're going to have high stress environments. Eventually, you're going to hit that. Right. So how are they not being trained for it? That blows me away. Again, anecdotal. Yeah.

Someone's going to be like, here's the official documents. But the general idea is it would be too expensive to give everyone like a hardcore full-on training. Man. Yeah. Well, I don't know if that's true again i'm just saying and there's a reason why i don't like i didn't do a big report on or whatever it was scuttlebutt i was talking to somebody who had done work with the city and it was like that's that's how they explained it to me i wonder where that word comes from scuttlebutt scuttlebutt like

somebody telling me like here's my experience see the you know and i'll tell you something funny there's a reason why i would never include i'm very very careful to be like i don't know for sure is this what someone told me? Because if I was like any of these other journalists, I'd be like, this is what the anonymous source tells me. The government isn't, you know, and that makes a big explosion about it. No, no, no, no.

So let's grab some more Super Chats. However, I must actually increase the speed because we are absolutely... Look at this. We're slammed. So I'm going to read as many as I can, but I apologize. You guys are awesome. Thank you for the super chat, but there are too many. Also, don't forget to hit that like button because it really does help, especially

now when YouTube props up mainstream media. I don't know if anything can be done about it. You know, CNN got like 270 million views this month. Wow. Because YouTube puts them on the front page of YouTube.com guaranteed. Oh, well that makes sense. And you know what they did earlier? So apparently Donald Trump was mad at the guaranteed. Oh, well, that makes sense. And you know what they did earlier? So apparently Donald Trump was mad at the press.

Oh, really? Yes. What else is new? And he made a video that, like, showed his timeline for the work he did. Whatever. CNN ran a bunch of chyrons that were total whiny baby, crybaby insanity. Okay. Saying, like, turns uh press briefing into angry propaganda session i'm like what yeah there was a bunch of them people were tweeting these out like

whoa cnn is melting down they take it so personally it's like so so then uh one guy from cnn highlights fox news who is just quoting the president. Now, the quotes from the president are boastful. And he was like, here's what Fox News is doing. And Fox was like, Trump says, quote, we're going to be doing great. CNN was like editorializing and complaining and stomping their feet. That doesn't sound like news. It sounds like opinion pieces. Yep.

Exactly. So CNN, all opinion. Yes, it is. And YouTube's propping that up. It's the most annoying thing in the world, man. Yeah, that's annoying. Yeah. I want the truth.

Let's grab these super chats. But anyway, that's what I was saying. Hit the like button. Share the podcast. It does help. So look, I'll put it this way. YouTube will always give them whatever they want. And they will push us down.

So the only way we overcome that is if people actually take the initiative and say like here i'm going to share this yes help push us up look i'll fully admit i would love if you all shared this link on some some platform yes but i do mean with the utmost sincerity we are deranked cnn is propped up. You go to YouTube.com, they announce they're putting authoritative voices like CBS and CNN on the front page. You know what, man? I don't know what to tell you. But we do our best. Hey, but you guys are still here.

Yeah, you have us. Appreciate you. Yeah. All right. Morgan says, if you know you have coronavirus or another deadly disease, you can be charged with attempted murder and or charged with a terror attack with a bioweapon. Yep. We saw that happen. Yep, we have.

Scott says, check out the Battle of Blair Mountain, 1921, West Virginia. The military was called in and reports of planes dropping bombs on miners. Whoa. That's a minor with an E. Someone actually sent me some of that. I was reading into it a little bit. We should pull it up for tomorrow. Yeah, we'll do it.

Yeah, we'll talk about it. Justin Four says, my supervisor hates my puns, so I'm testing them on you first before work resumes. Oh, boy. What's heavier, one pound of water or one pound of butane?

Water, because butane is a lighter fluid. Ba-dum-tsh. Ba-dum-tsh. Not bad. I like it. I approve. I kind of saw it coming,

but it wasn't bad. Jet Chisholm says, We had a 911 call for a girl experiencing psychosis and being violent. It took two RCMP, my partner and I, and an ambulance full of benzos to restrain her, and she was still able to severely bite her BF. Whoa.

Oh, man. Yikes. It's really happening. Yeah. Coriander says, You better start playing Resident Evil now that people are biting. My crazy conspiracy theorist friend told me to, so I am. The series is a lot more surreal now.

Oh, man. I started calling it The Raccoon now. Interesting. Hutch the Wolf says, You guys wanted a scientist to explain Kony 2012. There's a vid from Internet Historian that covers it and fall out perfectly. We'll check it out. Generic background character says,

Bro, everyone knows that by taking your clothes off, it can raise your power level, and you can go super sane if you yell loud enough. That's good to know. But they didn't rip their clothes off when they went Super Saiyan in Dragon Ball Z. No, they just melted. No, but it is true. The sheer power and muscles.

No, no, no. Early on in Dragon Ball Z, there was a thing where they would take off their weighted clothing. Oh, yeah, the weights. So, like, Goku's fighting somebody, and he's like, time to get serious. And then he takes his chute off, and they hit the ground and go, boom, and, like, Goku's fighting somebody and he's like, time to get serious. And then he takes his chute off and they hit the ground and go, boom, and, like, dent the ground

and people are like, whoa. And then, like, same thing happens with Piccolo. He takes his, you know, headpiece off and drops it and goes, boom, like it's weighted. Like, it's almost like

you ever see Princess Bride when he's like, I have something to tell you. I am not left-handed. And then he switches to his right hand. Yeah, it's like that. Except taking your clothes off. Same right yeah as that says i didn't want to go

anywhere anyway but you just had to go and be a tyrant quote quotes uh quotes from a big boy boog boy boy little boy ah yeah mk painter mph msl says scruff mcgruff McGruff Chicago Illinois 60652 is that where he's from AB Coats police hands don't feed bite away Sibu Bam Bam says I don't know about you Tim but I'm fine with a little biting

so long as it isn't the same gender ah that I get wink wink wink wink I understand Shadow Fox 2300 says

well I guess it's time to get back to eating MREs again damn it's like JRTC all over again. We do have some MRIs. I think they're going to expire soon, actually, because they're really old. Yeah, we need to eat those first.

They're good. I like them. I think they are already bad. Really? No, I think they're 2021 or 2022 or something. Oh, okay. I'll find them. Yeah, I think they're... I don't know.

We'll check them out. I got them just because they're fun. You like the little powder, and you pour the water, and it gets all hot, and you put it on the food, and then you eat it out of the bag. I think it's fun. Look how excited you are. It's fun when you don't have to eat them. You know what I mean?

Like when it's all you got, you're probably going to be like, ugh, this again. There's some good ones, though. Harry says, regards to Tim, Adam, and the hidden hottie. Owning a firearm these days is a source of comfort, alas. Hope you don't decide to bug out. I get most of my news from Timcast. Perhaps you can transmit from a hidden bunker. The van is fully capable of doing

everything. Yes. Fully capable. Not to this scale. Right. We could do the show. We could do this show. It just wouldn't look as pretty. Yeah. It would be like... Cozier. No, it would be outside. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'd set up outside and pull up some chairs. I'd want to sit in a tree.

That'd be fun. We'd have to find a tree to sit in. That'd be super fun. All right. Let's do it. Middle of nowhere. All right. It's a matter of cell signal, I guess.

You know, I was trying to figure out how you could do, like, RV satellite. Not easy. No? We are not there. Maybe once we have Earthlink? Starlink. Starlink. Starlink?

Skylink? Yeah. Starlink. Starlink, I think it is. Starlink makes sense. Whatever. It does make sense. Skynet? No. All right. Starlink Starlink makes sense Skynet Alright Kaylee says It is time soy Jesus

Take your tome of veganism and preach to the herd Flocking for a new source of protein Be their messiah Hold on I'll tell you what I don't want to talk about it I feel like somehow it keeps bringing it up I don't want to talk about it i feel like somehow it keeps bringing it up i don't want to talk about it because it's for me it's it's my own

i am doing it for myself you know but it's going to come up because a meat shortage right yeah but i'll tell you what you know it's going to happen with all of these new forced vegans they're going to be like like smiegel from lord of the rings because they don't know what to eat or where to get their nutrients and you do. I guess so, yeah. You'll be the messiah. Maybe I could help out. I do know a lot of ways. They're going to be survivalists.

They're going to be like, this is the plant you want to eat. This is what you want to do. Potatoes are the best. Yes. Period. Potatoes. That's all I have to say. You heard it from Soy Jesus. Just eat potatoes. You're good. You'd be surprised how much protein is in a potato. How much? A good amount. Good source. Eat one potato.

That's all the protein you need for a meal. But is it a complete amino? No, no, no. You need other stuff. It's like you get good proteins from a potato. When I first found that out, I thought that was cool. I read that rice and beans, everything you need. And some potatoes. But just rice and beans together, you could literally eat nothing but rice and beans and be fine.

Yeah, it gets a little boring. Throw a little potato in there. Just kidding. I don't know. He loves his potatoes. That's fair. I do. All right, let's try and speed up because we are lagging on these Super Chats.

Oh, we're behind. East Shore says, hey, Tim and gang, I'm in GA and the governor said the National Guard are coming to all nursing homes to deep clean them. They are coming to my facility tomorrow. I will update you on how it goes tomorrow. Stay safe. Take pictures and send them to me via my tweet right there. Tweet at me. Darth Zakat says, OK, how does this work, Tim? We have food shortages. And then on the other end, we have too little demand. So farmers and dairy is throwing out. How can two opposites hold? So the meat plants are shutting down, which is resulting in a food shortage of meat, a meat shortage. Then you have logistics collapsing. So ships that normally bring the food in can't bring it in. So those areas experience shortages.

Yeah. The farmers have food they can't send anywhere. So they just dump it. They can't store it. They can't store it. Right. And the plants that process them aren't taking them. And they have so much extra because schools and hospitals and hotels are all closed. So the food shortages are localized, like Newfoundland or Sicily. The actual food supply, as far as we know, exists. This is the misleading thing because all of these news stories I've read say, don't worry. The food is still being produced like normal. The food is there.

Yeah. But what they're not telling you is it's just never going to make it to your town. Potentially. Right. Yeah. But what they're not telling you is it's just never going to make it to your town. Potentially. Right. Maybe. All right. Lero says found my old collection of Magic the Gathering cards

Magic the Gathering dust in Narnia was wondering if Tim and or Soy Jesus might want them give them a good home. If so, how might I contact you to work out the details? Well, depending on what they are the first thing I would say is make sure you're not going to be sending ridiculously valuable cards.

Yes. Some of these old cards could be worth hundreds or thousands of dollars. Yeah. Now, if it turns out you don't care or you've checked or you want to just give them anyway, you can go to TimCast.com slash donate. And I have an address PO box where if you'd like to send some magic cards, that would be greatly appreciated. But I will stress, I strongly recommend, depending on how old they are, you personally, first of all, be very careful with them. What's the Black Lotus at now?

Like 80 grand? I don't know. It fluctuates. It depends on its grading. Right. Like a pure perfect 10, I don't even know if it exists. It's like $120,000. Yeah, over $100,000.

Yeah. For one little piece of paper this big. Can you see that? $166,000 for perfect condition. $166,000. So for those that don't, let me just put it this way. They're trading cards. They're collectibles.

They are rare and valuable. If you have anything going back to the original sets, we're talking thousands of bucks a piece. I'd be more than happy to accept a donation of that caliber. But for your sake. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, that was for both of us. So we'd have to cut it in half. All right.

I'll get the bottom half. No, no, no. No, straight up the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I'll stress again. Double check. You know, if you send a bunch of, you'd be surprised, man.

I would not feel comfortable receiving extremely valuable goods, assuming they're just maybe like five or ten years old. It could be worth a couple hundred bucks, and if you want to get rid of them, by all means, timcast.com slash donate. Appreciate it. Student of History says, look up the Bronze Age Collapse. That's what this sounds like, one piece after another in a trade

web until it hits the fan and everything goes to hell. And if this is like that, then we are talking global. I'm kind of feeling that. I'm feeling it too. That's what it feels like. The rats are feeling it too. Oh man. Yes they are. Yeah. And the monkeys. Alright, we'll do a couple more and then we're going to read about the rats and the monkeys. Yes.

Cliff says, to be a true soy Jesus, Adam needs to grow a beard and wear a robe. Then no one will try to steal from you because a holy man lives there. That's a good point. But I not holy cap side says i have a bone to pick with tim he keeps saying the biden allegations are 30 years old they happen in 1993 tim i was born then i'm 26 not 30 i'll be young forever tim i'll never die that's exactly what i said i said it's like this is not hold on he's rounding up i'm not rounding up i'm i'm when 30-year-old allegation, I'm not necessarily referring specifically to this one.

Maybe I said it poorly. What I'm trying to say is, like, we have these stories like Kavanaugh and Biden, which are decades old. Yeah. Okay. 27 years. Yeah, 27, not 26. Bye. Chubbsy says, greetings from Staten.

Scary stuff. Going shopping tomorrow. Going to fill up the fridge and freezer. Wish it was easier to get a gun. I thought I'd be back at work by now. Trump 2020. Stay safe. Jmax says, I finally beat FF7 remake today.

Is Adam going to put out a video with his thoughts after he finishes? I'd like his take on everything. Yeah, maybe I will. I just got out of the Shinra building, for those who play or know the game at all. But I think I'm near the end. I'm not quite sure when it ends. But as far as when the game ends, or the first game, getting out of Midgar, since it is only Midgar, I'm assuming, since I'm right at that point, that I'm about to be at the end.

How many hours do you think? Right now, I am at 38 hours. Wow. In the game. Whoa. You've been playing it non-stop yes i have right on i regret nothing well you should we should well we should we should do a segment and we can break it down and do whatever all right we should do that yeah once you beat it all right let's do it sounds good all right midland says hey tim and adam i wrote a fictional action romance book under a pen name about a UN initiative formed to solve the world's problems. If I send a copy, would you be interested? Feel free to send a copy.

As I just mentioned, you know where the address is, timcast.com slash donate. And we actually get a ton of material, and we do go through it. It's not a guarantee that I will read it, but we'd have a ton of people here, and to the best of our abilities, we're able to look through everything. Admittedly, I work all day, every day, nonstop, so I have very little time for anything. Let's see. Niall Crispo says, watch Out of Shadows and Fall Cabal, WWG1GA. Great show, Tim. Is that the QAnon thing?

WWG1? I don't know. Sure, I haven't seen that one. Lots of people are asking us to talk about QAnon thing? WWG one? I don't know. Sure, I haven't seen that one. Lots of people are asking us to talk about QAnon, though. You know, I'm not super into the Q stuff. I'm not seeing much. People send me stuff and then I'll click and I'll

read about it. There have been some high profile... I don't know where... You know Marcus Pearson, the guy who made Minecraft? Okay. I'm pretty sure he tweeted that Q was real. I want to be very careful. Yeah, Google it. Fact check me because I really want to make sure. I do not want to get sued. You're right because this is a Q thing.

What's his name, Marcus? Yeah, search for Notch. N-O-T-C-H. Notch tweets Q. I'm pretty sure he did. Q. I usually have a good memory on things. Like, I was only off a little bit on that Empire State Building story.

Yeah, you were quite close. Quite close. Yeah, there was more victims. Oh, yeah, QAnon conspiracy endorsed by Minecraft creator Marcus... whatever his name is. Yeah. And he used that catchphrase.

I don't... Oh, the WWG thing? Yeah. Well, there you go. Like, there's a lot of high-profile people who believe this, but that doesn't mean it's true. I'm waiting for solid evidence.

The stuff I've seen from it has not been at all interesting or in any way convinced me that anything was worth looking into, to be honest. I know a lot of people are really into it. Yeah, I'm waiting to be convinced. A lot of people are asking for you to do something about it. It's just a little too out there. I don't know.

Well, there you have it, everybody. I think it would be stupid if I didn't look into it, though, so I can at least say that. I should definitely know more about it. It's the number one thing people suggest. Q. The QAnon stuff. Really? Over the past month and a half of people tweeting at me,

I would say that's the number one thing. What I've seen so far, I do not believe it's legit. Well, there you have it. But I'll admit, I have not done a deep dive. Yeah. I've only, like, cursory. Maybe we should do a deep dive. Yeah, I'll try it.

Yeah, yeah, maybe it'd be a good idea. I have a feeling my personal bias is that the stuff I've read, we're going to come out on the side of it not being legit. To bring them out? Sounds good to me. Yeah, let's look it up. Slugtrail says, Atheistic incarnation, term I coined,

theoretically in a world without God, took 13 billion years for you to incarnate consciously once. Chances of it happening again after you die? Theoretically possible. Opinion? Well, one of my favorite quotes from, I have no idea who it's from, and I kind of feel bad because it's so cool. Someone said that we are the universe becoming aware of itself,

and I love that quote. Is that Carl Sagan or something? Maybe. It could be something along those lines. Do you know who that is? Alan Watts. Alan Watts. Not Carl Sagan.

Close. Also, such a cool phrase, though. Yeah. Just think about it. Because it's true. We weren't here. Now we're here. Hold on.

Now we're aware. We're aware. You ever play Super Mario World? Yeah. You know those obstacles where it's like a white bar and the ghost emerges from it and moves around as part of it? Yeah. Okay. Remember it. Yeah, okay. Remember that?

Yeah, that's what we are. That bar is the universe, and we're just like this weird thing emerging from the membrane, walking around, and then sinking back in eventually. Huh. Okay. So we are the universe, but we're just a little bit popping up and then moving around.

Yeah, we're the ghost thing from Mario World. That's what we are. Good to know. Wonderful. Yep. Yeah, we're the ghost thing from Mario World. That's what we are. It's easy to explain it. Wonderful. Yep. All right. East Shore says, also, Tim, I wanted your opinion on a thought I had.

If hospitals completely ran out of respirators or were low on medication to treat this, do you think that they would take the supplies from nursing homes or worse, shut them down? I think that's a better question for you. I think that's probable, unfortunately. Nursing homes do not have respirators, though, as far as I know. Those are only for acute care units, hospitals. Yeah, because you don't do that kind of care in a nursing home. What if this is just the beginning? Come August, millions dead.

People are biting everyone. This is wood, by the way. Yeah, we're going to knock on wood. Knocking on it. Yeah. Oh, man. I do find it weird. They've made it increasingly harder to buy a gun. And now they're locking everyone in their houses.

That's really weird. It's making me mad. Yeah. Stormwolf says, Dallas Essential HVAC worker here. Love you guys and trust you guys most. Come to Texas. Got more food than we know what to do with. Not too much has gone crazy except for quarantine.

Nice. Well, sounds good if we make it down there. Yeah. You'll see us. I do have some friends in Texas and one of them has a pretty large farm that has said to me, come. So I've had people being like, get out now. Texas.

They're awesome. Texans are awesome, man. And it's funny. You'd think that you wouldn't want to go to Texas because there's everyone's got a gun, but like everyone's got a gun. That's what you want. So it's safe in Texas. Yeah.

Jenny Thrower says, the UFO must move. Surviving and playing texting D&D with friends. Stay strong and live long, my nerds. Well, Adam got it rolling again. The UFO is spinning now. The chat spoke and I listened. Chet Chisholm says, COVID-19 caused such a profound

inflammatory response that it causes plaque instability causing occlusions. Also, this inflammatory response can cause pericarditis. Pericarditis. That is the heart disorder. I'll send you some resources to read. Interesting. Yeah. Hey, send me those too.

That's my handle. You can tweet at me. Yes. Send me that info. I would like to read it also. Agent Toon says, American cheese isn't cheese. It's my handle. You can tweet at me. Yes. Send me that info. I would like to read it also. Agent Toon says American cheese isn't cheese. It's cheese food. It's what you feed to real cheese to make it grow up big and strong. Check out

the captain of the Teddy R who sent the email. The Admiral was the problem. Colin P says, yes, The Man from Earth is a great movie. Originally a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, I love the Twilight Zone. Oh, cool. Interesting. It's a good movie. They made like a sequel. I don't think anyone cared about the sequel though because it didn't make sense. Jenny Thrower says, yes, fam. I love the Twilight Zone. Oh, cool. It's a good movie. They made like a sequel. I don't think anyone cared about the sequel, though, because it didn't make sense. Jenny Thrower says, yes, fam.

Praise be the soy Jesus. He fixed the UFO. Oh, there you go. Nice. We get 50 bucks for that? Appreciate it. What? Thank you.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. I appreciate that. I feel the love. That should go right to me. Yeah. Trent Lomelino says, Dr. Burke said the government is considering any death that the person also has COVID-19 as a death of the virus. I can recall several COVID deaths that didn't seem

right. There are some, but. Is this not how they qualify flu deaths as well? I'm pretty sure. That was my understanding. Yeah. Yeah. Flu complications. Yeah, exactly. Chris Medill says, Tim, the reason for cops acting this way is simple. They're making people think the government is ordering this and trying to pin it on Trump. They can't win without either this or civil war. I wouldn't go that far. The reason why we're not seeing every single cop in New York do this is because the sane, regular cops aren't doing this because they're sane, regular cops.

Right. The really dumb ones are like, why are you outside? I'm going to grab you. And it's like, that's violating social distancing. Right. The really dumb ones are like, why are you outside? I'm gonna grab you. And it's like, that's violating social distancing. Yeah. The governor said we could go to the grocery store. Why are you hassling me? Yeah. Because some people are just stupid. That's the thing, man. Look, there's really smart cops. There's really dumb cops. Same with all

everything. Exactly. All humans. There's stupid humans and smart humans. And we see the stories about the really dumb ones. It's really annoying. Yeah, because it's eye-catching. Oh, this person's really dumb. The dumb humans ruin it for the smart humans. Totally.

Isn't that how it always is? It's a never-ending cycle. I know. Stephen A. says, My best friend is graduating from the State Police Academy two months early. They are not letting them be untrained. My friend is training from 5 a.m. to 10 a.m. every day with only a 20-minute lunch break. Oh, man. Thank you for that. That makes me feel a lot better so they're cramming it in it's not as not as good as fulfilling the entire training on the time

but the fact that they're doing all of the yeah studies whatever i know i'm i'm happy that that's great to know that they're actually having to do all of the exam stuff so raj m says please interview dr shiva ayadurai mit phd oh that's uh that's vashiva right someone suggested this before i think yeah interesting dude i don't know a lot about him but i'd totally be done um yeah we'll see what how it goes yeah i mean we're quarantined so i saw a video about listening to him do his spiel about things. He's the guy who- Is that the guy who created email? No.

Is that the same dude? Yeah, it is. It says he invented email. Who knows? He did? Yeah. Is he the guy claiming he invented email? No, he's got a patent on email, and he shows it.

That's so weird. I've listened to this guy. No, I don't know. I think- Fact check that. I've listened to this guy, and honestly, it feels like he's trying to push his own kind of vibe i don't know i'll tell you what i don't know if i believe him he's indian okay like from india i think and he held a rally in boston where he got accused of being a nazi and they surrounded him

and it's the weirdest thing in the world to see 40 40 000 white people surround a person of color screaming nazi at him, that's weird. That's what they did. Oh, that's weird. It doesn't make any sense. I know. I'm like, what? These people, they lost their mind, man.

Oh, man. They lost their mind. Huh. All right. Yeah, but he says, Dr. Shiva says that he knows Fauci is lying. He's also running against Pocahontas. That's Elizabeth Warren. Yeah.

Slogan is real Indian versus fake Indian. Oh, that's good. I love it. Well, so I like Dr. Fauci. And a lot of people have been dragging the guy. But this is what I was saying about doctors. Fauci on the 29th said, my understanding, I could be wrong about this, but he said something like, it's not going to be that bad.

Yeah. It won't affect our lives. Yeah, he was wrong. So was everybody else. Yeah. And then he came out and said, if we acted sooner, of course, the media wants to frame it like he was criticizing trump but he never said trump's name he was saying if the government shut things down sooner i'm so sick of this i'm so sick of the humans humans need to stop worrying about what happened and worry more about how to move forward that is a

huge difference that we need to fix like the media all the obsessive of what happened look at what happened fauci said this four days later he he said that he was wrong and it's like yes that's great that means he's a doctor that follows science because science can change but they tried taking what he said to make it seem like he was attacking trump right it's the stupidest thing. Yeah. Altering, making up stuff, talking about stuff that doesn't matter at all. Yep. Yeah. They've been trying really hard to make it seem like Fauci and Trump are fighting. It's like they want Trump to fire the guy. Yeah. But they've both repeatedly come out saying, stop it. Yeah. Stop it. Like they just came out again. The White House came out again, I think today, saying this is ridiculous. Trump is not going to fire Fauci.

They're like on the same page about this. Yeah. Dr. Fauci came out and said to the media, please stop doing this. We're not in disagreement. So Fauci is a doctor. His view of everything is through a medical lens. Right. Trump is a businessman. His view of everything is through an economic lens. Right. Trump passed away the fact that it's not just a medical crisis. It's an economic crisis. So Fauci will come out and say, here's the medical science says. And Trump is going to be like, consider these other things like food and logistics and international relations and security yeah as far as i'm concerned there's no controversy good that they they have even some controversy not not necessarily controversy but having like a check a person that's there that's from a

different side of things to be like you got to remember this and well what about this and it's like right that's when good things happen. They really, really want to make it seem like they're fighting. It doesn't make sense. I can't stand the media in this country, man. Yeah. They're just whiny babies. Luciferian says, I find it very telling that the areas where people are resisting the quarantine

the most are usually the places that could be labeled as more affluent and progressive. Interesting. Mixchi says, I pay state taxes for a reason. I expect POs to be better, to better, to be better prepared than me when it comes to engage on a fire conflict. I pay for lessons out of pocket and I also pay taxes for the POs to be trained. Gary, uh, Gary Henry says a scuttlebutt was what used to hold water on ships. People often talk with each other while getting a drink of water. Oh, it's like water cooler.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. There was a lot of people in the comments trying to tell me what it was, but that makes the most sense. That does make sense. FlyingRapperJesus, thanks for becoming a member.

Thank you. Snafu says, hey, Tim, SoyboyJesus and Lydia, keep up the good work. Everyone should report CNN as spam or things to derank them since they get money from TV commercials already and other forms of revenue. Well, YouTube spams you with these channels. And I get emails every day from people saying, I do not watch Fox News. They keep sending me to Fox News.

Fox News is further to the right than me. Why would YouTube want to play into that narrative? They changed the rules this way to make sure people who watch me go to Fox News. I don't know. That's so weird. Whatever. I don't get it. I don't get it.

Francis Drew says, thanks to you, I didn't have to panic. A panic shop with the hordes. Thank you. We were prepared ahead of time in large part because of your reporting. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Nice. And I've come out several times like as these stories get crazier, I'd like to be optimistic

and think that we're close to the end because Cuomo was like, maybe this is the peak. But with, you know, the food shortage stuff we might be seeing, this might be the worst of it. If it were me, I'd still get supplies. Like we've had, we've had our emergency food for a long time now. And so I would only recommend for other people what I would do for myself. I mean I mean, there's even some other stuff. I've bought first aid kits. We've gotten like multi-tools. I don't do promos for that stuff. Even though I would personally get it, I kind of feel like maybe I should, but I'm not gonna. The food stuff I think is very serious. People got to eat. Definitely. Eric says, long time fan. When I was nine months old, I had to have heart surgery to replace a valve and remove a large cancerous growth

on the left ventricle. It's caused many problems for me. If I get COVID, my chance of survival is 10%. Stay safe, man. Stay isolated. All right, let's see. Where are we at? Super dumb. Vasht says, speaking of ripping up rare MTG cards, have you heard of the urban legend

of the Chaos Confetti? Yep. Is that the, what was that the chaos orb yeah oh no well there's two there's there's an unglued version right but the original one you just no no the legend of the chaos confetti is i think i do someone ripped the car up into a bunch of pieces oh yeah and threw it all over their board saying like i destroyed your whole board yep right oh no crazy card yeah no. It was a crazy card. Yeah, it was. Kay Cougs says, Fed just announced zero reserve requirements for banks, unlimited loans with no collateral.

Banker Coug? I have no idea. Daniel says, Adam is totally stealing the show today. Keep it up, guys. Love the podcast. Adam, you sly dog. Man. Yes.

Thank you. BetafastaCheapa says, everyone's got a gun in texas so it's safe funny how that second amendment works out yeah well in illinois people have guns but not legally and it's not safe yeah that's how that works legally what are you talking about in illinois yeah no no no no no like in illinois there's a problem with a bunch of illegal guns oh there's a bunch of gang violence involving guns oh okay because i have family members in illinois that have i have guns the gun violence in chicago is caused by people illegally dealing in trading right okay okay and so that's why a lot of the activists in chicago have been trying to advocate for legal ownership to better track and control it because the city's been so strict

and prohibited so much yeah they can't track this stuff yeah chicago is so sprawling too it's really hard like new york it's like an island. It's really easy to kind of keep it under control, and there's no guns in New York. But Chicago is not the same. It's like a clean, spread out, pushed out New York. Not like L.A., but it's still kind of a city. New York is five Chicagos crammed into one. Yeah.

Super dense pockets. Basically, yeah. Right. All right, let's jump to let's let's jump to the story from the post millennial. Oh, man. Canadian armed forces requires all personnel to stop using gendered pronouns. Now, I mean, no disrespect for the post millennial, but I have not seen this story anywhere else. Take it with a grain of salt. They say that they've seen documents and they've linked some images. So documents obtained by conservative commentator Aaron Gunn and presented to the Postmillennial reveal that military personnel are no longer allowed to write he or she, but must replace it with they them pronouns, regardless of an individual's preferred pronouns. So first, I have to absolutely say this. This sounds so absolutely insane to me i don't believe it

sorry post-millennial it's just too nuts yeah i don't i don't think i agree with it either but but i believe it is possible to the point where i'm actually willing to read this and go through it like okay like here's what i'm trying to say man well it's where we are nowadays with this whole thing isn't it yeah well there's? Well, there's some images they've posted that appear to be from this document. And maybe it's a little exaggerated. I don't know. But the Post Malone has covered a bunch of stories I've seen. And their reporting tends to be good as far as I can tell.

Let's read this. And let's just talk about gendered pronouns. And we'll see what the story says. Sure. They say, in a new policy change, the Canadian Armed Forces will no longer be using gendered pronouns in official reports. They mentioned the documents obtained by Aaron Gunn. They're going to say issued via Canadian Forces General Message.

Is this, do they actually have a link to it? Let me see if I can open this up. Ooh, I hope so. Okay, what's this? I'm not going to read through this, whatever this is. Uh-oh, solid. Yeah. Actually, let's just do this.

Let's do a control F for gendered. Oh, hey, hey, there we go. What does it say? Oh, snap. This is from fac.ca. It says, also based on a recent CAF cultural and normative shift to promote gender diversity and associated inclusiveness, CFPA's writing policy and guide will also reflect this new reality where sex, gender identity,

and gender expression are prohibited grounds of discrimination under the Canadian Human Rights Act, forthwith the use of gender pronouns such as, quote, he, his, and she, her, unquote, are not to be used when drafting PERS. Members will be referred to by rank and name or by using gender neutral pronouns such as they, their. Okay. Okay. So okay so so hold on so it's just a written in in like their formal stuff they have to fill out right is that is that what i'm understanding it's not like well i don't know what a pers or pers is uh well i thought it said somewhere that it's it's when when filling out when drafting these things so drafting you know i don't know i assume personnel members drafting personnel members or something yeah i don't know what that means so i mean filling out

all of their information i i'm assuming that's what it would be you know so i i don't know it's like this whole thing is such a touchy subject to so many people it's like not not no no no no 99 percent of 92 percent of people in this country think it's insane you're right this is canada it's touchy with the people that care about it you're right that's really what it is isn't it they can they can call themselves whatever they want i don't care call them floor bows floor bows all right here's what here's what it says they say uh issued via canadian forces Message, these changes that deprive a person of their sex-based identity in writing are meant to encourage gender diversity.

In reports on personnel, that's an event personnel, no superior will be allowed to use pronouns that designate or refer to a person's biological sex. The notice reads, based on a recent CAF cultural normative shift, I read that part already, okay. In practice, superiors who are required to write personnel reports for those who serve under them will not be allowed to use the pronouns of that person's choosing if they identify as male or female and use sex-based pronouns. Instead, everyone will be referred to with the accepted gender neutral plural pronouns of they, their,

them. It is not yet known how Canadian Armed Forces personnel will react to the deprivation of their sex-based identity in their personnel documents. That's transphobic, actually. If someone is born male but identifies as she, her, and they refuse that. Yeah. See, this is what I try to tell people, that they don't understand what the results of these civil rights laws are. Right.

Here's what they wanted. They wanted to be able to say in the military, you must call me the pronouns I want. The military's response, we're going to call everyone they them. It's what I said about Florbo. If you want to be called something, the only thing I'm going to do to not be offensive is call everybody Florbo. Yep, exactly. That's what they're doing. Well, see, now I see problems arising, though.

Do you have your tweet pulled up? Yes. Pull up your tweet. So Tim tweeted this. It says, Pat and Sam are going to the movies. Pat buys tickets for a horror film because they don't like drama. Sam gets upset because they really love drama.

What happened? So what exactly happened? Who's upset? So this is a light-hearted, silly example because... No, no. I wouldn't even call it silly. This is a grammatical breakdown showing you that I have conveyed no sufficient information to tell you what's really going on. Right, exactly. So then you switch it, right? Let me read this for you. Yeah. Tim, read your own. All right. And then I'm going to give you the fixed version so you

understand what really happened. Yeah, yeah. Pat and Sam are going to the movies. Pat buys tickets for a horror film because they don't like drama. Sam gets upset because they really love drama. Now, the question is, is it saying that Pat buys tickets for a horror film because both of them don't like drama or only one of them? Who's that they refer to? Is they referring to Pat? Sam gets upset because they really love drama. Is that saying that Sam thinks they both love drama, that Pat loves drama, or that Sam loves drama? You don't know. Exactly.

Now let me change the names. Bill and Sarah are going to the movies. Bill buys tickets for a horror film because they don't like drama. Sarah gets upset because she really loves drama. Now you understand what the context really is. Yeah. Bill is under the assumption both of them don't like drama. They refers to the

group sam gets sarah gets upset because she really does love drama she really loves drama right because i used they i had to use the singular of love yeah it's confusing the the whole plural versus singular it's not it's not grammatically correct so they need to come up with something that makes sense so in in an official report, reporting about something that's actually happened, this is why I call that a little silly. Because comparatively, when they're doing like a report of what happened, like some people got shot and murdered or killed and something, someone blew up. Like I can't, whatever, any sort of military thing that's happened and they're trying to report on it. And that's what they're doing. Let's try this.

Suddenly everybody's a they and them. Wait, wait, let's make it more serious. Pat and Sam were deployed on a mission in Afghanistan. Yeah. Pat fired several rounds after they were startled and saw a weapon. Yeah. Sam got upset because they didn't really see a weapon. Right.

Now you've got to use that report in court. You've got to figure out who was shot and why. That is my point. And there's going to be some arbiter or a court magistrate who's going to be like, it's saying they both saw the weapon? No, sir, the they only refers to Sam. But wait, you said

Pat fired because they saw the weapon. Pat saw the weapon? Yes, your honor. Sam didn't really see weapon exactly yeah the they refers to pat sam the they and i'm sorry i'm confused your honor me too when we're talking about movies it's silly yeah but you got the military yeah how are they going to organize this exactly there was this really funny viral post from, it was someone quoted Vox. Vox.com used someone's preferred pronoun of they in this context of talking about multiple people and a group. Okay. It made literally no sense.

Yeah. And people were tweeting it like, can anyone decipher this paragraph? Right. And what they do is the people, you know, the floor bow people will say things like they can be a singular. And then all these articles pop up and the dictionary adopts it. And it's like, look, man, language is used to convey ideas. Everything I'm saying to you right now is giving you an understanding of certain things. It is language.

If I started talking dog oatmeal spoon, giraffe banana, cruise ship. I would call you Joe Biden. No idea is conveyed. Imagine if I walked up to somebody and said, oh, Florbo was mad because Florbo didn't want to pay for Florbo Self's Florbo treatments. People would be like, I have no idea what that means. Yes, that's the point. Right, exactly.

If I'm going to make up words and change structure, what's the point of speaking if I'm not conveying any ideas? Yeah, exactly. It has to conform to some sort of grammatical sense or else the masses that you're mad at for not, you know, for misgendering you, they don't understand because they is plural. So it doesn't make sense. So they can be singular. The word they can be singular. Right. So if I specific situation. Yeah. Right. If I so if I said, you know, a lawyer

walked into my room, they fell down. You know, a lawyer was leaving my house. They fell on the stairs afterwards. They is a singular. It's referring to the person because we don't know the gender of the individual. That makes sense. Or I think you can use they for certain inanimate objects. So if you said like a stack of books fell over, they fell to the third page of each book. It was kind of strange. Or like I put a bunch of books on the stairs, then they all fell down using they for inanimate objects.

They use these exceptions. Wouldn't it be it also? They because it's a group of books. A group of books, plural. If I because it's a group of books a group of books plural right if i said i put a stack of books on the i guess you could say a stack is singular even though it refers to a group you know if i if i said i put several books on the stairs they all fell down then they refers to a plural group of books right right so yeah they they use these special exemptions to try you know know, to argue that they can use they

as a singular. I actually bring up this point in the tweet. I think I might have it where I like, here's what I said. People, let me explain what actually, well, okay, let's just jump straight down. People on the right use singular structuring with plurals, but that is not how the left believes a singular they would work. Pat and Sam are going to the movies. Pat buys tickets for a horror film because they don't like drama. Sam gets upset because they really loves drama. If they was a singular referring, you know, for Sam, if I said Sam gets upset because she really loves drama, loves would have an S. It would be plural. Right. I see. Because I use they, it was love.

Look at this sentence. Yes. Sam gets upset because they really loves drama. It doesn't sound right. No, but that's the way you would have to do it to explain. Otherwise, you could be referring to the group. Right. Otherwise, the sentence literally makes no sense. I said the right is correct. You'd have to use the singular structure. Otherwise, you can't understand what is happening in the situation. But they both secretly, do they both secretly like drama? Is the first just pet? They is gender neutral in select circumstances where gender is unknown. So anyway, the story is interesting. I think we've definitely had a conversation about the weirdo pronouns a whole lot. Assuming this is true, and we have this site from, you know, CAF-FAC.ca, that looks like their website.

Canadian Armed Forces? Yeah, I guess. I think Armed Forces. Canadian Armed Forces.ca, maybe, whatever this is. How will they actually be able to convey information accurately to their superiors? Well, I guess there's a simple thing that needs to be said. No, not to their superiors it specifically said only the superiors referring to their lesser right so they're writing reports that will go to

their superiors oh okay so if you have a chain right if you have a commander or something who's like here's what happened to all my forces in afghanistan yeah submitting it up the chain they're gonna be like what is this yeah i have no idea what happened yeah but here's the important thing to consider no one takes the canadian armed forces seriously anyway right so what are we worried about to worry about it zing boom take that canada i'm kidding by the way i'm sure like canadians i'm pretty sure canada is part of like our coalition or whatever isn't their air force like uh pretty good tied tied with uh some guy in ill that has... Oh, is that it? No, they were both buying from the same place. The guy who bought 46 fighter jets. The Canadian Air Force bought

like 28 of them from the same person. Yeah, they were buying from Australia. They use planes. No, I know, but they have less of an Air Force from the guy in Illinois that has his own Air Force. I'm just making fun of it. Wow, this is amazing. Okay, here's what own airport. I'm just making fun of it. Wow, this is amazing. Okay, here's what they say. In 2016, Bill C-16 was passed amending the Canadian Human Rights Act. It added gender expression to the list of groups that are protected from discrimination, as well as adjusting hate speech and hate crime laws to include protections for gender expression.

While the use of preferred pronouns have been considered a necessary element of the promotion and inclusion of gender diversity, this change by the CAF is the first time that preferred pronouns are being officially discounted in favor of a catch-all gender-neutral pronoun system.

Well, what's going to end up happening is they're just going to say the same person's name specifically for every single thing. Yeah. So it's just going to be more work for everybody. That's actually,

that's another solution I said. Right. Going back to the sentence, Pat and Sam are going to the movies. Pat buys tickets to a horror film because Pat doesn't like drama. Sam gets upset because Sam really loves drama. You can just get rid of pronouns altogether. That's kind of what I was thinking. No more pronouns.

Yeah. Yeah. So I could say like, Adam went to the store to buy food because Adam wanted something to eat for Adams. For Adam. For Adams. Because Adam wanted something to eat for Adams. For Adam. For Adams. Because he wanted something to eat for himself. I have many clones of myself.

I must maintain their sustenance. They, them, Adams. Yeah, there you go. Well, I'm pretty sure most people who have watched it, like, are familiar to a certain degree with the pronoun thing. Maybe even saw the tweet from me. But I guess the big development is the Canadian Air Force or whatever. But we also have this. This is from July of 2019.

Gendered words ban. U.S. city's code replaces manpower with human effort. This wasn't a pronouns thing. Human music. Human music. But this was like they're trying to change gendered words. You know, congressperson, fire people, garbage persons. Yeah.

I mean, we're all humans. So, hue person. Hue person. Yes, indeed. We're just hue persons now? What persons? What person? A person and a what person?

Like humans. Are we not humans? Are we going to continue to be humans at least? Not sure. Because there's man in human. So, I mean, we're all humans, right? I think so. Last time I checked.

I'd like to hope so. Oh, man. All right. So we're going to jump over back to the Super Chats. We're getting close to that time. So if you haven't already hit that like button and subscribe, hit the notification bell. And if you want to help out, you can share the video. We put up segments. like that was a segment. When you come to this channel, you'll see all the

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Joe Black says, doctors are our lifeline. Completely agree. Marcia Levine, thanks for becoming a member. Thank you. Mr. Paul R. says, media always trying to get Trump, Fauci, et cetera, in a gotcha moment. Grr. Don't they know the American public sees through their BS? Need poll to see if Soy Jesus loses the beanie.

My choice, lose the beanie. Ooh, and there's a circle with a line through it. Whoa. I didn't wear the beanie on Friday, right? Was it Friday? I thought you were wearing it. Came on halfway through. No, no, I put it on at the end of the show

because throughout the entire show, I kept getting hit up like, why is this beanie gone? And then I was just like, I pointed at it and i put it on and then everyone's like there's adam where has he been the whole time everyone was confused make sure to follow adam yeah follow me and uh me at timcast because you can send story ideas to adam please do they really help and then he walks up and he's like look at all these things people

sent me and we're like that's crazy and then we love the stories these things people sent me. And we're like, that's crazy. And then we left the stories. Yeah. Yeah, someone sent me that picture of the cop being bitten. Yeah, and that's how we ran with it. That was our main segment. There you go. Zip Tie says, is there any truth to the rumors that the World Health Organization wants to go into people's homes and remove family members? I believe I saw something. You did. Yeah, that was the main dude saying, yep, people are spreading this to their family members.

They have to be separated. Yeah. Yep. Cody says, what will it take for you to vote for Trump? Right now, we're seeing a big push from the left to embrace this overt authoritarianism. And Bill Barr has said, no way. That's kind of freaky. If it came down to it and we had the Democratic Party and the media establishment saying,

bend the knee to the government overlords. And Donald Trump came out and said, I will do everything in my power to end this lockdown when, you know, to protect the American people and preserve freedoms and liberties. I would totally vote for Trump if that was what was on the line. And that seems like where we're going. Also, I must admit, with Joe Biden as the nominee, it is getting scarier than it's ever been. I agree. Joe Biden is not running.

He is not running for president. I was right. He's never been running for president. Then he started winning. And I came out and I was like, I was wrong. I guess he really was. No, no, I was wrong about that. I was right the whole time.

He's a placeholder candidate for his VP. Whoever that may be. Who do you think it's going to be? Hillary Clinton. No, I don't know. I don't know if it's going to be hillary clinton what i said what do you mean that's what i said i said it before you okay that's fine i'll give you i don't i'm kidding i'm kidding i do not know if it'll be hillary they're saying like gretchen whitmer or whatever oh gosh she's even worse when he when he was on that debate and was like i'm gonna make a vp woman and i was like i called it so so so at the debate and then she, I'm going to make a VP woman. And I was like, I called it. So at the debate, Joe Biden said that.

Adam's just sitting back with his eyes half glazed holding a can of kombucha. And he's like, Hillary Clinton's going to be president. It was whiskey. And we were like, yeah, it was whiskey. You're like, as soon as Joe Biden says like, so Hillary Clinton will be president. And we are just like, maybe. I don't know. I don't know i don't know conspiracy but so joe biden's scary the dude can't talk no i'm sorry man that guy cannot be president and so i i would like the what's the worst thing about trump for me is that he wasn't the person

i thought uh like a lot of these conservative policy positions have never been my cup of tea. And foreign policy is a big issue. So when Donald Trump first came out and was talking about all these sweet things about ending war and stuff, I'm like, heard it a million times. Yeah, I didn't vote. I didn't vote in 2016. I was like, I don't have anything to do with these people.

So I think Trump has done a decent job on foreign policy, but not not what I would want. But I'm also not a pipe dream kind of guy. I don't think you're going to get, you know, Obama said, I would want. But I'm also not a pipe dream kind of guy. I don't think you're going to get, you know, Obama said, I'm going to bring the troops back. And then he put more troops over there. Donald Trump said, I'm going to bring our troops back and then put some more troops over there and then brought some back. And I'm kind of like, take what you can get, I guess.

Yeah. So he has said a bunch of really bombastic things that I do not like. We'll see how things play out later in the year. But it comes down to the weird, freaky police locking people up and chasing people down. And Bill Barr and Trump and his administration saying we have to end this, which he's been saying, I'll totally vote for him because it's not even about policy at that point. It's about the Constitution, our rights as American citizens and not allowing this ridiculous system like Trump's talking about a treatment. Take this medication. You're good. Everyone else is talking about a vaccine. I would prefer a treatment. Yeah. Not a pharmaceutical

company creating a vaccine and then making us all take their shots. Exactly. We know. So but Trump could be wrong. So that's not the biggest issue for me. The biggest issue for me is the people in the media like there are some protesters protesting the authoritarian lockdowns. And I see a bunch of progressives making fun of them. And I'm like, I understand why they're protesting. Because cops are threatening to arrest you for going on a picnic by yourself. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm going to be away from that one.

But we'll move on. John Harker, thanks for the super chat. Xerxe says, just joined, so I don't know if anyone already mentioned it. But Soy Jesus, did you see PewDiePie's 7 Vegans, 1 Meat Eater video? Shows the absolute worst side of vegans. No, but I know I've seen crazy vegans

and I don't like pushy people in general. So, I mean, and those vegans are pushy. I haven't seen this video, though. I don't watch PewDiePie, but yeah, I can imagine. Let's see. Where are we at?

John Harker says, did Amber Heard really poop on Johnny Depp's bed? I have no idea. That would be a surprise. That's a good question. She's not very nice. Different Gnome says, hey, just joined the stream from work to ask, what happened in Idaho with the Easter Sunday? Will you cover it tomorrow in one of your shows? Thanks, Tim and Subverse for being the most

trusted news outlet. Yeah. So that, that, uh, those militia guys were going to do it. They did. Nothing happened that Easter Sunday. So it's like, that is one of the problems of the news that even I fall subject to. It's like, I can report like, Oh man, these militia guys say, we're not going to back down. And then they do the event without a hitch. And then it's like, well, that's not, I mean, they had Easter Sunday worship, but you know, but I, I'll definitely make sure I mention it. That's important. Lay, uh, let's see. Lay EG says, my name is Florbo. We are many. Indeed. Spaghetti Joe Rogan's powerful meatball says, should taxpayers decide which of their taxes the government will take to the point of no taxing?

I think this will force government to limit budget. From a libertarian perspective, your thoughts? Yeah, to a certain degree. I really like the idea of these voucher systems where you do have to pay into the government, but then you can choose where to bring your taxes, like what service you want, because that allows competition, but guaranteed access.

Yeah. But ultimately... I mean, it has to be done correctly, but... I don't like the idea that I give money to a war machine, you know? I agree. I do like that I give money to certain essential services. Yeah. And what can I say?

Exactly. Big Ben Howard says, words have meaning is a social construct. Triangle, Astra, engine, trance, hippo. If you didn't understand that, you're oppressing my lived experience. I knew exactly what you meant. Joe, thanks for coming to member. Bobcat says, Loda is too big for puny pronouns. You know it.

Gary Richard says, have you heard about the fires in Pripyat? Blow out soon, fellow stalker. That's Chernobyl. It's on fire. Yeah, it is. It's getting close. But apparently this happens all the time too. Not all the time, but it happens frequently enough.

But everything's, everyone's watching. Marsha Levine says, it's pronounced Marsha, and thanks, been watching you for a couple years. Appreciate it, and I got your name right because I saw the words before I read your name. Nice. AB Coat says, some languages have obviation, which is where instead of gendered pronouns, they have one pronoun for the thing you mentioned first and another for the thing you mentioned second. Let's just call everyone it.

You can call me it. Both Ds says, the correct term is people of garbage bigots people of garbage east shore says heart goes out to to all those affected by the storms my hometown is laurel mississippi had several tornadoes touched down yikes man cyber soul says tim can we get a count of how many demisexuals pansexuals and furries died from the virus the fate of the republic depends on it we should demand those numbers from the government. I think all those have stopped existing as soon as the virus came around. Brett Willett says, howdy, Jesus follower and Trump supporter here. You are my primary and most trustworthy news source. Thank you and God bless. Hey, appreciate it. All right.

Oh, it was one more. Elusive Gator says, Tim, could you find out what hostage Trump was talking about that was rescued from Guatemala? Trump mentioned it once. No follow up. I will look into it. All right. We're about ready to wrap up. Thanks for hanging out, everybody. Again, we do the show Monday through Friday at 8 p.m. So we'll be back tomorrow.

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All right, I'll leave it there. Thanks for coming out, everybody everybody we will see you all tomorrow at 8 goodnight everyone