Timcast IRL - TimcastIRL #47 - US Aircraft Carrier CRIPPLED, China Makes MAJOR Naval Move, WORLD WAR THREE BABY!!!
Episode Date: April 15, 2020An aircraft carrier is crippled by China, even as saber-rattling commences in the South China Sea. Then the WHO is about to lose all its money for its failures with coronavirus, the media is malpracti...cing and Chris Cuomo has lost it, and we discuss the value of resilience. Finally, a discussion of what is undoubtedly the most refined, sensitive and nuanced topic: The lovely Amber Heard allegedly defecating on Johnny Depp's bed. Merch - https://teespring.com/stores/timcast-2 Podcast available on iTunes and Spotify, coming soon to all podcast platforms! Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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How's it going, everybody? Welcome to the TimCast IRL podcast. I am Tim Poole, and I am joined by...
What's up? I'm Adam Krigler. How you doing?
And also...
The Invisible Lydia.
Yes.
The Invisible Lydia.
Lydia on the camera.
How's it going? We got a couple really interesting stories.
The first one, it's actually a bunch of stories having to do with the aircraft carrier, the Theodore Roosevelt,
the evacuation of the sailors on the ship, which now they say the U.S. is struggling,
and China is now sending an aircraft carrier near Japan, which results in the U.S. doing,
what is it called, an elephant walk?
Yeah, an elephant walk.
A show of force in Guam.
So, you know, obviously, World War III, baby, is meant to be tongue-in-cheek.
I hope everyone realized that.
I see people in the chat like, how dare you say that?
I'm kidding, man. I don't mean the world is
ending. No, well, you said it, so it
must be true. I did. Yep, that's a fact.
Fear monger. But also,
they're saying that, I have this
story, I didn't actually read it, but they're saying the dude got fired
from the aircraft carrier for lying about their position.
Because, like, didn't he go to Guam or something?
I saw a bunch of people saying
that he basically admitted the ship was in trouble, exposing a weakness of the U.S. Navy.
Like, at a time when China is pressing on, you know, these, like, they just sank a Vietnamese fishing vessel.
Yeah.
Like, dude, we're getting something.
Like, I don't know.
Look, maybe this stuff happens all the time.
I don't know.
But we got a bunch of other stories to, excuse me.
We've got some interesting stuff we can talk about.
This is, oh yeah, women might get drafted now because the final verdict was that women
should have to draft.
But that's more to do with, you know, we'll talk about potential for war and stuff.
Then we've got this experimental coronavirus treatment.
They're actually extracting people's blood,
oxygenating it, putting it back.
It's kind of weird.
We were asking about that, I guess, and someone
brought it up. It's not too crazy. I mean,
it's dialysis for oxygen.
I guess it's dangerous, though.
Dialysis for the lungs. Yeah, so it's like lungs
and heart in one, and it gives those organs
a chance to rest, which is really interesting.
It's called extracorporeal membrane oxygenation yeah so could you technically just not breathe while you're on
that machine because that would be weird i mean if you could just like not breathe and be fine
i guess it's dangerous whoa yeah no no i got really bad news for everybody oh man is it
so the next study they're doing because because, of course, no matter what, what what happens,
some Richard is going to come out and be like, it's worse than everyone thought.
They're saying social distancing may be needed until 2022.
I'm not buying it.
I'm sorry.
At this point, I'm not buying it.
Although.
Yeah, I don't think so.
You see what's going on like Michigan.
No, what's happening there?
They're going to there's going to be a bunch of protests because the governor.
There is protests, aren't there?
Well, so there are protests in a lot of places.
Like, this is really funny.
In Raleigh, was it North Carolina?
Yeah, Raleigh.
Raleigh.
They yelled at protesters, told them to go home.
And then someone asked, like, what did they do wrong?
And the police tweeted, protesting is a non-essential activity or something.
And I've never wanted to protest more in my life.
I'm like, dude.
I agree.
That's constitutional amendment one.
Yeah, number one.
It is.
We're allowed to do this.
That is top of the list, man.
That's pretty nuts, man.
Now, here's the best part, though.
Here's the best part.
I am so happy about this.
The next segment we have after all this
is Amber Heard took a poop on
johnny depp's bed and she might go to jail i want to sign this petition i will gladly sign
400 000 people to get want her removed from aquaman 2 yes but uh listen to the fans johnny
depp's fans this is the latest update is that johnny depp's fans want her to face jail time after a video surfaced
showing prominent bruise.
So, look, she reportedly pooped in his bed.
Like, that's certifiable, man.
Yeah, that's nutso.
Yep, that's crazy.
Holy cow.
Yeah.
You poop in someone's bed, you got some screws loose.
Yeah, just a few.
I'll put it this way.
It's like, if someone came to me and said, this woman is beating me,
I'd be like,
what's your proof?
There's poop in my bed.
I'd be like,
after that,
I believe everything you say
about this woman.
She's totally crazy.
Well, I guess you have to prove
the poop is hers.
Oh, man.
It's not hard to do.
How do you do?
It's a sample right there.
Ma'am, we're going to need
a swab of your mouth
and a swab of the poop in the bed
to prove it's your DNA.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm not making that up. That's in
the story. Although they say
defecated. Of course.
A scientific term.
Do you ever watch It's Always Sunny?
I've seen it like the first season.
It's been so long but there was like
Frank and Charlie wake up and there's
the episode Who Pooped the Bed?
And they're both accusing each other of having done it.
I wonder if like Amber Heard accidentally did it and then tried.
She was embarrassed, so she had to pretend like she did it on purpose.
Well, I guess it was above the sheets or below the sheets.
Oh, no.
And I don't want to know.
Dude, I'll admit.
I'm putting my detective skills at work here.
Oh, man.
It's way more fun to talk about Amber Heard pooping in Johnny Depp's bed than it is to talk about aircraft carriers and stuff.
But I got to admit, I care more about the military stuff than I care about –
Amber Turd.
That's great.
Amber Turd.
Thank you, chat.
I saw that.
You guys are great.
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yeah so uh well it leaves you hanging and you want to come back tomorrow so let's let's uh let's
start with the story let's let's see what's going on over at Military.com. They say China sends aircraft carrier near Japan, Taiwan, as U.S. Navy struggles with coronavirus.
Now, the way I see this is you got to like I think everybody wants to be very careful about how they phrase things.
Yeah, OK.
And I'm obviously way over the top in my title.
Like it's the end.
Literally just a boat passing by and people wave to each other.
But there's escalating tensions
that have been going on for a really long time especially in the south china sea yeah and it's
not just physical war it's it's cultural war i can't remember what movie it was i think this
was like a pixar film it was like a viral thing where like a little girl walks past a map and
then the map shows the south china sea has dotted lines around it which is china's claim to the
south china sea and it was in like a disney film yeah the South China Sea, and it was in a Disney film. Yeah, I forgot. They went back and
changed it in a kid's movie. Yeah, what movie
was that? I'm sure they added it after
the fact? Yeah, they went back and changed the map
for China. Seriously? Because they were using Chinese animators,
and so they were like, China says ours.
So it's...
This is what people have to understand about the moves that are
happening in this region, that
they lasered us, you know, apparently
showing they have us locked on
target or whatever they sank a fishing vessel they've been doing that yeah when did that happen
that was like a week ago two weeks ago two weeks ago we talked about it they sank a vietnamese
fishing vessel right right so i mean tensions are there and now with the u.s theodore roosevelt
evacuating all these personnel because of covid and the tensions with the you know the commander
of the ship or the captain or whatever you know's, these are all moves meant to like poke and
prod.
So this is the story, right?
They say that China sends an aircraft carrier.
You got to understand, at least as far as I can tell, and I'm not, you know, I'm not
like an expert on what China is doing, but it feels like a prod.
It feels like they just flicked our ear.
Like, what are you going to do about it?
You're going to, you're going to do anything?
Or just like taking one step over the line.
Yep.
And then seeing what we do.
Oh, you're not doing anything?
All right.
I'll fully stand here now.
I'm not going back.
I'm just pushing a little further in.
Yeah, I see it.
There's a mosquito.
Oh, no.
You going to kill it?
No, I couldn't.
He got away.
I'll see if I can get him.
All right.
The UFO will get him.
Yeah, the UFO will get him.
All right.
Check this out.
They say Japan and Taiwan kept watch on the Chinese aircraft carrier Liaoning and its strike group as they streamed through the Miyako Strait and passed Taiwan over the strait halfway between the Japanese islands of Okinawa
and Miyako on Saturday, turned south, and passed east of Taiwan on Sunday, according to reports.
The strait is wide enough to qualify as an international waterway. The Japan Maritime
Self-Defense Force tracked the Chinese aircraft carrier, two guided-missile destroyers,
two multi-role warships, and one supply-class combat support ship as they pass 262 miles southwest of Nagasaki's Danjo Islands about 7 p.m. Friday, according to a defense ministry joint staff official.
Whoa, that's more than just one aircraft carrier that I thought it was.
It was a strike group.
Yeah.
So is it a show of force? That's what it seems a little bit was a strike group. Yeah. I don't, so is it a show of force?
That's what it seems a little bit like.
We responded.
Yeah.
Like we did what they call, you mentioned it was like an elephant walk.
An elephant walk, yeah.
Yeah, we were like, look at our guns.
Well, actually, I don't know.
I've read into this, and I don't know if it was a response to this.
I mean, that does make sense timing-wise, but it also makes sense that they had to take
everything off the ship because the ship was coronavirus-ed, basically. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got it, so they had to take everything off the ship because the ship was coronavirus, basically.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got it.
So they had to, like, take everything off.
So when was this?
So the Elephant Walk, this was the 13th.
And the report of the China Destroyer, this was the 13th as well.
As well.
It's happening at the same time.
Same time, yeah, exactly.
So it's not just China going, like, you know, trying to make you flinch.
Yeah, I think it's...
We're both doing it to each other.
We're both, like, you know, lunging at each other.
Flexing it. You know, what you got? What you got? You ever have somebody, like, lunge at you real quick, try to make you flinch yeah i think we're both doing it to each other like you know lunging at each other flexing it you know what you got what you got you ever have
somebody like lunge at you real quick try to make you flinch yeah like two dudes at the same time
then they bunk their heads that's what it seems like you think we'll get lucky and they'll just
knock each other out yeah that wouldn't be lucky because then the third party nearby is going to
freak out and fire a missile and then all of a sudden everyone's firing missiles and then everyone's
lost their minds well i guess the fight wouldn't happen
because they would just knock each other out headbutt.
No, but it would be like two guys flinching at each other,
but with like 30 guys behind them gearing up to fight.
Yeah, yeah.
And then when they both get hit,
the other people have no idea who hit who.
So they go, ah, and they start swinging
and punching each other.
Well, in that situation, it sounds bad.
Yeah, it does not sound good.
All right, check this out. Here's what they say. Around 4 p.m. Saturday, in that situation, it sounds bad. Yeah, it does not sound good. All right, check this out.
Here's what they say.
Around 4 p.m. Saturday,
the carrier and its group
streamed to the strait.
According to the official,
some Japanese government
spokespersons traditionally speak
under the condition of anonymity.
We continuously checked those ships
by sea and air, the official said.
The Taiwanese Navy also sent ships
from Suao to monitor the strike group
as it passed the island on Sunday,
according to the
South China Morning Post, which cited the Taiwan Ministry of Defense. The six vessels sailed east
of Taiwan, according to the Japanese outlet Sankei News, which also cited the Taiwan Defense Ministry.
The Liaoning is the only aircraft carrier currently in the Western Pacific. However,
the USS America, a smaller amphibious assault ship that carries F-35B
Lightning II stealth fighters, is underway in the East China Sea, according to its official
Facebook page. Okay, they announced on Facebook, we're heading there. The U.S. carriers Theodore
Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan are in port, both dealing to some extent with the novel coronavirus.
The Roosevelt is sidelined in Guam, where much of the crew are undergoing isolation
to stem a coronavirus outbreak.
Yeah, that's where the Elephant Walk is in Guam.
So that makes sense.
Yeah.
So maybe they're doing it because the ship's crippled, basically.
So they're like, we want to flex our muscles.
Yeah, look what we got.
Don't mess with us.
That sounds like, it sounds pretty obvious that, you know what I mean?
Like, it's like a dude with a broken leg flexing his muscle like look how strong i am it's like did your legs
yeah but chase me i'm running away with your stuff now what i'm running away with your stuff
your legs broken check this out so uh this was the story that was reported the other day
u.s navy evacuates over 80 percent of uss theater roosevelt crew as nearly 600 carrier sailors test positive coronavirus.
So this is brought up in the story.
They say, as of Sunday, 4,309 Roosevelt crew members had been tested for the virus, of
which 585 tested positive, according to a Navy update, about 400 sailors awaited testing.
Do they have that many crew members at one time?
4,000?
That's a huge group of people.
I mean, I don't know if
they're all stationed at the same time you know they could have like revolving 800 4 800 at one
time yeah is that is that it 4 800 yeah so 4 800 crew on the yeah it's huge yeah and how many
aircraft care how many carriers do we have like we have 20 we have 11 yeah oh we had more than
this this surprised me to learn we have it seems like very few aircraft carriers yeah but no one else has more than one right i know but i think this is why
the captain was such a big deal when he was talking about how weakened they were oh yeah so
does this this it says here the smaller amphibious assault ship that carries the f-35b lightning 2
stealth fighters that sounds like a aircraft carrier but they don't say it right so
maybe they're not considering all of the ships that have you know aircraft as considered aircraft
carriers you have to like carry a certain set amount i don't know also i feel like you're
right i feel like we gotta have more than 11 but although you think about what they are but wait
wait does this amphibious units does this amphibious ship
go underwater what does that mean jet fighters on it like i don't know that's really weird makes me
fantastic voyage of some sort avengers movie yeah whatever they got though the shield shield flyer
slash island yeah i know right they say that the positive cases aboard the roosevelt account for
more than half of the total 890 sailors who have tested positive for the virus across the Navy.
Meanwhile, the Reagan undergoing maintenance in its home port of Yokosuka Naval Base since
November is preparing for deployment.
Officials with Task Force 70, the battle force of the 7th Fleet, in a post Sunday to its
official Facebook page said sailors at the task force are undergoing 14 days of sequestration
prior to departing on patrol.
More than 1,000 sailors assigned to the Reagan and its accompanying strike group were bused to Yokota Air Base and Naval Air Facility Atsugi over four days last week to sequester themselves prior to deployment, according to the Task Force 70 Post.
So the other thing we're seeing here, U.S. flexes its military strength with elephant walk of B-52 bombers and drones in Guam.
Yeah, look at them.
After China takes advantage of U.S. aircraft carrier being crippled by coronavirus.
Dude, yeah.
They have photos of this?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, look how sick that looks.
These are B-52s?
Yes.
So cool.
Wow.
Those are old, though, aren't they?
I don't know if the ships themselves are old.
No, the B-52s.
I mean, they could be new B-52s with the same style aircraft.
We got Navy MH-60S Nighthawks, U.S. Air Force RQ-4 Global Hawk, Navy MQ-4C Triton Air Force B-52 Stratofortresses.
So I guess they're like new that's awesome you know
that we a stratofortress come on so cool let's just talk about how great that word is what a
great anyway moving on we developed a new gravity bomb like several years ago it was a big story
and i remember i think this may be like even six or seven years ago at this point it's been a while
but uh gravity bombs are they're nukes you just drop, like the original bombs that we dropped in Japan.
Yeah.
It's a gravity bomb.
You just fly it over and you drop it.
And it blows up.
Unguided, yeah.
Yeah.
And then since then, we've developed intercontinental ballistic missiles and multiple independently targeting reentry vehicles with multiple warheads.
But we made this.
It's a megaton bomb, and it was really, really small.
Okay.
So I'd imagine these bombers have...
I don't know.
I'm sure they're capable.
Look, I'll put it this way.
I'll tell you what.
If you came to me and said,
Tim, here's a press report saying they don't have any nuclear gravity bomb capabilities,
I'd be like, I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
Yeah, I don't.
I wouldn't believe it.
I agree.
I don't believe you. Check this out. So i wouldn't believe it i agree i don't believe
check this out so they have a map actually look at this the elephant walk came just days after
china sent its aircraft carrier the leoning and fighter jets close to taiwan so you can see where
the uss ronald reagan just a little tiny amphibious thing is that what it is and the theater roosevelt
they have it on this map i think this map is not scaled properly yeah i think guam is way further
south isn't it?
Yeah, and that's probably why it's in this weird little window box.
Right.
But, you know, China sailing a strike force past Taiwan.
Yeah, what does that mean?
Like, why?
I don't know.
What are they moving it out there for?
Positioning.
Show of force.
Show of force.
I mean, positioning.
Yeah, that's right.
That's a thing, too.
It's like, you know, I...
Is it a show of force, or are they positioning for something?
Why not both? Yeah. why not both yeah why not both i mean who who makes the first strike
in any kind of conventional warfare that's the really interesting question and why would they
do it so some people are tweeting you know a bit hyperbolic china has sank a u.s aircraft carrier
or disabled or whatever some people are actually saying saying sank. And they're saying that they're exaggerating to an absurd degree. But with the coronavirus, you know, and how they lied in
the World Health Organization, you know, also lied. They're saying China did this and they've
disabled, you know, an aircraft carrier by doing it. That's a big deal. So if their numbers are
legit, like China says, we only have 2000 who have died because they're authoritarian lockdown
and they barricade people in their homes.
I don't believe them, but...
Do the deaths that happen from barricading people in,
do you think that that should be considered a coronavirus death,
even though they don't die from coronavirus?
Because they're opening the doors and people are dead, right?
That's the issue with the authoritarian communist countries.
They'll be like, these are not coronavirus dead. We killed them. coronavirus dead we killed them yeah we killed them got the middleman we don't need to report
those numbers to you those are not coronavirus related we did it that's like someone had to say
it that's actually the north korea joke they were like there's a fake kim jong-un on twitter oh yeah
and it was like at north korea covid cases one and then it was like and then it was like three
hours later yeah zero three hours later one three hours later zero yeah that sounds like what they would do terrible but so uh donald trump
has announced this is actually the big breaking news but i'm i'm really just so over all the
covid stuff to be honest like well we have a segment prepared you know we're gonna talk about
it oh this is interesting well that trump's just pulled up yeah yeah check this out you want to read it yeah sure yeah man donald trump freezes all that's
all u.s funding for the world health organization accusing it of accelerating the pandemic by
opposing his partial ban on travel from china and putting political correctiveness above life-saving
that's interesting because throughout all of this the who does seem to be a puppet of china
it totally it feels like they're catering to china's every whim japan said it it's called
them the chinese health organization yeah it's not the world health organization it's like i don't
understand why they have said what they've said like they're the ones who are like don't wear
i don't know don't worry about it you know you, I'll tell you what I think it is. It doesn't spread from person to person.
Really?
Where did you get that information from?
Well, China said so.
Oh, China told you.
Thanks for letting us know, WHO.
And so why would any organization do that?
Why would the NBA do it?
Why are companies bending over for China?
They're placing a bet.
Who they think wins out in the end.
Yikes. That should never be a consideration. Like I'll say it right now. I would never
bend the knee for China, but these companies do. You know why? A part of them says, hey man,
China might win whatever's going on. We want to make sure on the right side,
we're on the right side of, you know, it's kind of like they don't want to, they don't want to,
well, I'll put it this way. There should never be a circumstance in which you doubt your own country.
Okay. Where, where, where you actually think you're going to lose. So you're going to go
side with the enemy. Yeah. That's insane. Treasonous, isn't it? Well, for now we're
not at war with China. Although I think there's probably some kind of like shadow or cyber war
going on for sure. But as long as
there's no official declaration...
But I'll tell you what. There's no war in the traditional
sense. Right. Right. If there was...
This is a new world we live in, though.
Yeah, it's not ever going to be
the same. You know, like you said,
there's not going to be troops on the ground.
It's not going to be us fighting them.
Ha! Let's fight with knives.
Maybe. Hopefully not. Look, let's fight with knives. Maybe.
Hopefully not.
Look, man.
I don't see it happening.
People who fight on the front lines still carry knives, right?
You're right.
That's true.
You ever watch... But what are the front lines?
When has there been two countries going at it at war?
Like we are in Afghanistan.
I know, but that's not necessarily the same.
That's us going there and imposing ourselves, essentially.
I don't know a lot of details on all that, so it's hard for me to even talk on that.
When it comes down to complete desperation, something will happen.
I mean, you called this two months ago.
Yeah, right.
Well, called what?
That China was going to use this because their
backs are against the wall and they're
either going to go to war or ask for help.
But we're not there yet.
I know we're not there yet, but it doesn't
seem like they're going to ask for help. They're pushing.
They're pushing us. Because
they think they're strong.
Dude, they have been
pushing on the South China Sea for a long
time and no one has done anything about it.
Oh, we flex our muscles and they put their toe over the line and they look at us and
then we flex our muscles and then they step over the line and we flex our muscles and
they keep doing it.
Yeah.
That's what they've been doing.
They just sank a Vietnamese fishing vessel.
We talked about it last week.
No one did anything about it.
They've got a concentration camp full of Uyghur Muslims.
No one doing anything about it.
I'll tell you what's crazy.
Bloomberg News.
I just did a segment on this earlier today for my other channel.
Bloomberg News shut down a story on the Chinese Communist Party members.
And in the internal recordings that were released to NPR, they were saying they were straight
up calling China Nazis.
And they were like, let's have no illusions about it.
We know what they are. Wow. Then these press, these news organizations, they get, they killed the
story. They knew they had some dirt. Eventually the New York times released the story. They had
some dirt on how these communist party members made money. And they said, if we report this,
we risk being kicked out of the country and we sell terminals there. So we better not do it.
I don't, I don't, I'm going to be very careful. That's the gist of the story.
Although they claim that it wasn't fully vetted.
And that's what they always do.
We'd love to report on this, but we don't know if we have enough.
No, no, no, no.
Spare me, dude.
You you you were bending the knee to the Chinese Communist Party that you called Nazis.
You said, let's have no illusions about it.
You know what they are.
And no one will do anything about it.
Remember, remember the NBA, dude? what did he say uh steve kerr he's like well no one over there talked to
me about our gun violence and people were like dude are you kidding me oh yeah i remember reading
that like are you kidding me so so you mean so that's that's a very good point to be made mr nba
that because some crazy people randomly commit acts of violence that
somehow justifies ignoring the concentration camps full of people having their organs harvested
excellent point sir that's a good point that's what i'm saying when when you look at what's
going on with those camps yeah it's human rights violations it's messed up i'm way beyond it you're
right you know one of the craziest things that i was reading was that there were apparently like
rich people getting lung transplants you know because you get scar tissue from the coronavirus.
This is all rumor.
I don't have any sources pulled up to take all the grain of salt.
But someone on Twitter said, I wonder where the lungs are coming from for these transplants.
Awful handy.
So one of the theories that's going around is that there are certain countries where
they're muslim and so they need
they can't have non like um what is it called halal halal yeah but if you have these concentration
camps in china where they are are harvesting organs these are muslims so their organs are
halal so that means they can essentially sell the organs to high-paying individuals who want clean
organ transplants that's just another thing.
I see journalists talking about that on Twitter.
I don't know if that's true.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say seven days ago, China was appointed to the UN Human Rights Council panel.
Just thought that was worth noting.
Yeah, I saw that, and that's so messed up.
I don't understand.
You know what?
I'll put it this way.
I'm actually really concerned about China's expansion, their growth, their economy.
Yeah.
And it gives me pause.
They might win a potential conflict, especially when you consider that our economy is totally crippled right now.
We don't make – they make our medicine.
Totally.
We got to remember that.
They have us at a complete disadvantage right now.
And not in military strength strength but in every other
way yeah right i mean well they've been siphoning off our resources exactly so i think there's a
possibility but you know what there's nothing that i that would ever make me say i'm gonna
place my chips on china i'd be like even if i thought china would win with a great probability
i'd be like i'm putting everything on america you mother. We're going down with the ship.
That's right.
Captain stays in the ship.
I will sink down and I will give the salute as the ship goes down to the ocean.
I will not bend the knee to communists.
Never going to happen.
Which, you know, now that we're seeing with the coronavirus lockdown, how authoritarian things are getting here.
I'm not happy about that.
We were mentioning earlier.
Yeah.
Yeah, we've got what's going on in in michigan
can't buy seeds yep can't buy seeds gardening work like can't protest yeah not allowed to
protest anymore oh man dude i i i wonder if we're on the precipice i know i know a lot of people
it's it's interesting because there'll be a lot of people who message me saying like you don't
understand how how close we are to war and they'll send me all these stories. Then
I got other people sending me stories saying, oh, nothing's going to happen. You have no idea
what you're talking about. And I'm like, I don't know, man. I'm just going to think, I'm just
going to talk about how I see it and what I think. And I'm not sure we're actually at that point yet,
but it seems like over the past, I don't know, seven years or longer than that. But I mean,
seven years since I was being, you know, seeing all this stuff more prominently that we've been close to something
for a long time. But nobody wants to be the, you know, be the first person to fire that shot heard
around the world. Yeah. Yeah. You and I were talking about war with China in October because
of the trade war stuff. Oh, yeah. Could not have predicted this. But yeah, you were. It's really
interesting how it's all China centric even the virus you know who really
talked about china a lot oh i can't think there's there's a certain man who everyone used to make
fun of him for years donald trump yep 2015 man 2011 he's been talking i pulled up i pulled up
been talking about china for so long about how big of a problem they are.
And everyone, all they did was just make fun of him for talking about China.
Early on, like before he was running for president, they didn't really make fun of him.
No.
Like a lot of these articles were like, Trump said this.
Yeah.
As soon as he runs for president, though, they realize, dude, the media would, look,
the joke is that if Trump came out in favor of oxygen, they'd hold their breath.
Right.
So, but there was another joke.
And this is hilarious.
Trump supporters have said if Trump cured cancer, they would find a way to make it negative.
Trump literally comes out with like, hey, a bunch of countries are using hydroxychloroquine.
This is very hopeful.
It might not work, but I'm hopeful. And the media comes out against it.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Unsubstantiated hope.
I don't understand it.
You know's the crazy
thing is this this doctor on twitter tweeted two stories both from the washington post and one said
trump peddles false hope over hydroxychloroquine blah blah blah the next story was gilead's
patented remdesivir whatever it's called what is it called remdesivir remdesivir is is showing hope
and it's like hmm the patented
controlled major pharmaceutical drug is good and the generic that trump touted is bad very bad
makes you wonder doesn't it yep yeah i don't honestly the more and more i am privy to this
media world political realm that i wasn't really paying attention to before the more i see the
media seems to be whoever is the highest bidder.
And sometimes it feels like it's China.
Sometimes it feels like it's pharmaceutical companies.
But either way, they don't care about the truth.
That's what I've noticed.
For sure.
I would liken it to maybe like a swarm of piranhas in a toilet.
Oh, okay.
So they will go after that.
They're in a swarm.
They typically don't attack each other, but they might.
OK.
And so what ends up happening is there's I can't pinpoint anything that seems to guide
what this machine is, aside from the fact that some of the people in media are activists,
total activists.
Yeah.
But then you have people like Jim Acosta.
He is the perfect example of
everything trump complains about and it was it was funny there was an ex a former former cnn
producer wrote this uh newsletter for the first network it's called it's a network called the
first and he basically said if you told me jim acosta was secretly working for the trump
re-election campaign i'd believe it something to Some to that effect. Because he's like, look at what Jim Acosta does.
He's a caricature of everything Trump complains about, stands up, is really annoying, and
then tees up Trump to give this epic shutdown response.
Yeah, that's true.
Every time.
It's true.
You're right.
He gets up and he's like, well, you know, you're not helping people.
And then Trump goes, who am I not helping?
Well, I mean, he's like, aha, I caught you.
You're fake news.
You see, now you look at all the people. So Jim Acosta will say something really terrible.
Yeah. And then give Trump an opportunity to to say exactly what he's doing right.
It's the craziest thing. Yeah. And then and then what's really funny is they point out Jim Acosta's
Twitter banner is him on Jimmy Kimmel. He's like Jim Acosta just wants to be famous.
So all of these people in press, in the media industry, particularly the political media
sphere, because it's not all journalists, obviously.
It's mostly the political ones.
I don't think they actually care about Trump at all.
I agree.
You know what makes the least amount of sense to me?
Why is it that all of these outlets rag on Fox News all day, every day?
Like CNN and Media Matters, for instance.
Right wing watch.
They want you to watch Fox, I guess.
Fox News is one cable channel out of how many news channels are there?
Dozens?
No idea.
But they're like, we don't like Fox because Fox has opinions we don't like.
Look, when a bunch of people are ragging on CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC,
The New York Times, Washington Post, I can keep going.
You're like, oh, that's a ton of different companies. It's a major industry.
It includes politics across the spectrum. I understand that. I understand if someone comes
out and says all of these big media companies keep pushing this narrative, it's not true.
You're complaining that the entirety of media is biased. It makes no sense to single out one
network and scream about it all day day every night. It's the weirdest
thing. I don't make videos about CNN all
that often. I do talk about them, but typically
in this context. Well, when you talk about
something like that, it makes people want
to watch them. Yeah, you're like, oh, I want to see. You're giving
them free advertising. I don't get it.
The weirdest thing.
Brian Stelter, the CNN media guy,
him and Oliver Darcy, the other media guy,
all they do over the past couple days like tweet what Fox News is doing.
And I'm like, I don't understand.
Am I supposed to not like what you're saying?
I don't know.
What's the point?
You're giving me a play-by-play of Fox News.
I can turn it on right now.
I don't need to follow you on Twitter.
Yeah.
But people in the replies were angry about the things they were tweeting.
And it's just right over my head.
I'm like, I don't understand. So like one of them was Trump says, I have the sole power to open up
the economy. Right. And it says, judge, it says, you know, Fox News, Kyron, the banner. Trump says
he can he has sole power to open the economy. Then the next tweet section says Judge Napolitano
says that's not true. The states do.
Then the next section says Fox changes banner to who can open the who has the power to open the economy.
And I'm like, but that's normal.
Trump said it was him.
Napolitano said no.
So then, you know, the title of the segment to give you information was they were challenging
who has the real authority.
Brian Seltzer tweeted that from CNN as if it was like a negative.
And all of these resistance people in the comments were like, I can't believe Fox News would do that.
And faux news.
And of course, they're lying.
And I'm like, they literally didn't do anything.
They're just reporting it as it comes.
That's the crazy thing.
That makes sense to me.
The other dude, Oliver Darcy, was tweeting about it.
And he's like, look at what CNN put.
And CNN's lower, like the chyron,
the banner, was like, they were having a meltdown. It was like, you know, Trump has angry outbursts
trying to rewrite history. And I'm like, whoa, whoa. And then he's like, and here's what Fox
News is doing. And Fox was just a Trump quote. It was like, Trump says, in a quote, that's what
it's supposed to be. Yeah. I surprised to see cnn people retweeting their
chiron so like this is what we're talking about i'm like you realize how this makes you look right
they're nuts what desperate yeah i don't know they're like in what world is this good you're
opinionated on everything yeah that's what i tweeted i was like where's the news yeah i would
just like not cnn and you gotta like look through the weeds through it
yeah to see oh it's it's actually not cnn it's another news source yeah why don't i just go
there from now on did you see but you ended up seeing what happened with chris cuomo a little
bit you tell me about i did a segment on earlier he he like snapped apparently on on his radio show
he's like i have no value i see no value in what i'm doing i don't want to do this it's like, I have no value. I see no value in what I'm doing. I don't want to do this. It's like I don't want to peddle in things I think are ridiculous.
He like slammed the hyper-partisan nature of the networks, he said.
That's awesome.
He would never beat Sean Hannity or Rachel Maddow.
And I feel like he's saying that.
In ratings or what?
In ratings.
Okay.
Because he's their top show.
He's like, but he gets like 800,000 viewers per day.
All right.
I get way more than that on YouTube.
Granted, CNN gets hundreds of millions on YouTube.
I don't want to act like I'm getting more than CNN.
Yeah.
But he went off.
He actually recently, you know, like a few hours later was like, no, no, I don't mean
it.
I like my job.
Please don't fire me.
He didn't say, please don't fire me.
He was like, I like what I'm doing.
But I think he snapped because CNN used to be news.
Like, do you remember you turn it on and they would be like we're on the ground in louisiana yeah he likes reporting he likes being
a reporter he likes you know talking to the masses but he doesn't like what they're forcing him to do
yeah that's what it seems like that makes sense but you know what he said he's like i saved up a
bunch of money now so i don't care it's, I wish you would have had scruples before.
It's really easy to be like, I got
paid $4 million a year for the past five years.
I'm going to quit. It's like,
that doesn't sound very good either.
Now that you and your family are rich forever,
now you're ready to quit.
That's just called quitting. That's not principled. That's just called
I'm quitting.
Good for you, Cuomo.
Now he doesn't want to quit, I guess.
He changed his tune.
But I think what he's saying, it's actually, we saw the Project Veritas.
You know who they are?
Yeah.
They did undercover footage of regular scene employees saying things like, we used to do news.
We used to go on the ground.
We used to have a guy, he'd be like, hey, I'm here on scene.
They don't do that anymore.
It's all panels.
Yeah.
I bet if we turned it on right now, it'd be Orange Man bad.
Not even kidding.
I agree.
Or coronavirus.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Right now, he does have some competition.
Orange Man has worsened coronavirus.
Right, exactly.
Thank you.
Exactly.
But what we're seeing now with Chris Cuomo is it's made to the top.
Yeah.
Like, first, you have the low-level producers being like, I'm not happy with what I'm doing.
Yeah.
He actually even said he's tired of analyzing the president.
He's like, who we all know is full of S anyway.
Sure.
Fine.
And I'm like, yeah, okay.
And like, like he snapped.
Yeah.
That was it.
Like CNN has become just the trash network and everyone knows it.
And this was like, he accidentally pulled the curtain aside and you can see behind all the inner workings and you're like, there it is, man.
Oh, man. They all know what they're doing. Inside source.
We can all see it now. I mean, the public
knows you guys are full of S.
We don't swear on this show. I try not to. But it is kind
of refreshing to see someone in such a high position in the media kind of like blows top a little.
Like, I'm pissed.
And everyone's like, yeah, we know.
We see it.
Thank you for admitting it.
What's actually sad is that when he did this, I think the reason a lot of people are reacting in the way they are to it is because we all knew it.
Yeah, exactly.
You could see it in his eyes when he's standing there and he's like twitching, like having to say something that makes no sense.
Or being on a network with Don Lemon.
So the New York Times actually barred their reporters from appearing on Don Lemon's show briefly because they said it was partisan.
And Don Lemon got all mad.
I am not partisan.
I am a reporter.
And then he just goes on, you know, hour long rant about the president being bad all day,
every day. It's like, dude, I don't think you get it. Like if so. So Donald Trump did this press briefing where he ragged on all the journalists and they got really angry. And
that's where CNN did these this meltdown tantrum in their banner. And I'm like,
if you want to report the news and Trump is
insulting you, the graphic card should be something like Trump criticizes the press
during press briefing. Like not hyper loaded language. You tell people what he's doing.
He's criticizing the press. Yeah. They make it personal. Right. The truth can be very simple.
Yeah. You just say it. Boom. But because he's targeted them. They get all biased about it. They take it personally.
Yeah.
And their ego gets bruised.
And so they say,
Trump is a narcissist
who's rewriting history.
And they don't realize
Trump is baiting them.
Yeah,
it seems like it.
Like,
it's almost like,
you ever see,
you ever see the movie Next
with Nicolas Cage?
No,
I haven't.
I really like this movie.
He can see.
Really?
You like it?
Yeah.
I'll see it.
I like Nicolas Cage. Guilty pleasure. He can see the future. He can see. Really? You like it? Yeah. I'll see it. I like Nicolas Cage.
It's it's guilty.
But he can see the future.
He can see like a couple minutes in the future.
Right.
Interesting.
OK, so there's this scene.
And trust me, this makes sense.
You'll get it.
There's not spoiling the movie, are you?
No, but it's it's one scene in the beginning.
I mean, the movie's like it's the beginning.
Anyway.
Hey, I don't care.
I want to he's sitting at a diner.
Right.
All right.
And he looks over and he sees this beautiful woman.
And then he gets up and he goes and talks to her.
And then I guess like her boyfriend shows up.
And because he can see the future, the boyfriend goes to swing at him.
He ducks and then knocks the dude out.
And then the woman goes, you dick to Nicholas Cage.
And she's like, how dare you?
And she goes to her boyfriend.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I can't believe he hit you.
And then all of a sudden it rewinds.
That was his vision of the future.
So he's still sitting there. He gets up, walks over, talks to her.
Then the dude walks in the diner. And when the dude goes to hit him, he goes, here we go.
And he lets the dude hit him. Yeah. And then the woman yells at the boyfriend and then apologizes to Nicolas Cage because he was the victim. She's like, I'm so sorry that he hit you.
And he's like, oh, it's OK. So the reason i bring that up is it feels like that's what trump does sometimes okay where he'll tee up the press to take the
bait yeah and then what happens is like trump will poke them and then all of a sudden you walk in the
room and you see the journalists screeching and yowling and screaming at the president and you're
like whoa that dude looks crazy yeah what did what happened trump and trump's like they're nuts yeah
and you're like must be so you actually saw it with that uh it almost like, they're nuts. And you're like, must be. So you actually saw it with that.
It almost feels like they're both. I mean, both sides of it are trying to get each other to do that now. Yeah, totally. Right. For sure. Yep. The press wants the ratings because they'll take
Trump out of context, showing him going like, you look at me and they do it all the time.
Yeah. But I don't think Trump does it on purpose. I think Trump gets baited and gets angry and
starts insulting them. Then they take it personally in turn. And it really just depends on who you like or don't
like more. And because Democrats tend to trust the media, they view Trump as bad.
And because conservatives don't trust the media, they view the press as bad. And then for me,
as somebody who worked in media and knows the press is lying, I'm like, I know what they're
doing to Trump. I see it. They're lying. So it's not about me liking Trump or not. I'll tell you what, though.
I can't stand most of these journalists because I've worked around them for so much. They're the
snootiest elitists like you'll ever meet. Not all of them, but a lot of them. There's a lot of really
cool journalists, the real journalists. They're not the ones on TV. Yeah. You know, like Brian
Karam or Jim Acosta. Those are the showboaters. The real journalists are behind the scenes and
don't want to be involved. They're cool people. So what do you think
these journalists are going to say when they start talking about how Trump freezes the U.S. funds
for the WHO? Oh, they're already saying it. They're already saying like unhinged rant from
the president. They're saying someone tweeted Donald Trump, you know, Donald Trump suspending
funding to the World Health Organization during a pandemic is like stop us. It would be like halting shipments of ammunition to your
allies in a world war. And my response was like, maybe if that ally was feeding you disinformation,
which allowed your adversary to, you know, slow you down and kill your people,
you might cut off funding to them. Yeah. every single person that has mentioned who in my twitter feed anything
that i've seen is they're they're like a little puppet of china's china's puppet wired magazine
everybody is saying this even myself like it seems like that's the case it's like so this makes total
sense to me that trump's like i'm gonna free to free. They seem like they're, you know, working for the Chinese government.
I'm going to freeze any funding.
What's up?
Holding water for him, at least.
Like not working for him, but at least, you know.
Carrying water.
Yeah, carrying water.
Precisely, yeah.
There was a story from Wired, and it said that it was a right-wing stunt to blame the World Health Organization.
But it said Trump, it was like the right is not wrong about the World Health Organization. But it said Trump, it was like, the right is not wrong
about the World Health Organization.
And I'm like,
or it said Trump is not wrong.
And I'm like,
you can just say he's right.
They can't do it.
They can't do it.
That's pretty funny.
They cannot do it.
But it was crazy to me.
So close, but nope.
Wired actually said
the World Health Organization
has been feeding us misinformation,
which has slowed our response down. Yeah. And they called it they still maintained the only reason the right was
the only reason that the right was actually saying it was because it was a stunt.
Maybe it's because the right and people like me and other, you know, politically homeless
individuals, we see what's actually happening and we say it's happening. But because the media lives
in this weird bubble where everything is viewed through the lens of
and every Republican is evil,
they're like, certainly this must be fake news.
We must say the opposite.
I think this is what bothers me most
about the talking heads like Don Lemon
and Jim Acosta and everybody.
Are you not supposed to have a really big pinch
of skepticism when you're a journalist?
Because that's what I don't see in those people.
And I imagine that's what the people behind the scenes have right i love how to these people
the u.s government can only be wrong and the chinese government are bastions of truth and
honor yeah i don't get that what dude yeah get that vibe from someone and i'm like i'm not gonna
trust anything you say anymore yeah that's it and I have a feeling that a lot of people out there feel that exact same way.
The United States government has done a bunch of really awful things and lied about it.
Yeah.
And they do all the time.
And I am not a big fan of trusting them.
I'll tell you what, though.
If the US government came out and said, listen, we got a pandemic.
We need you to stay home.
I'd be like, well, I don't trust you for the most part, but I'm going to listen.
Yeah.
If the Chinese government came out and said it, I'd be like, I will do nothing that you say.
I do not believe you.
And I think you're trying to hurt me.
And lo and behold, they are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we're getting all this disinfo.
People are dying.
Even BuzzFeed reported that the Chinese trolls on social media were trying to slow the responses
in other countries like Spain and Taiwan.
I'm like
well well there you go man yeah they're actively hurting us and they're claiming the the help
they're sending out they that these countries you see these videos going out of like chinese
like i don't know reporters or something saying you know without the chinese government all these
other countries would be in dire straits.
So bless the Chinese government.
And it's like, what?
Even even American journalists are doing it.
And then in the next, you know, the next day, it's like, turns out all this Chinese
equipment doesn't work.
It's like, right.
How weird.
So not only are they, you know, the cause, well, supposedly the cause, we don't know exactly.
The contributing factor.
The contributing factor to the pandemic.
But they're sending out faulty stuff.
Yep.
And then now we're hearing, like, they wanted it to spread in other places.
And then when Putin sends medical aid, the press says that it's a propaganda effort.
Trump is accepting.
It's like, dude, you know, man, it's I can't predict what's going to happen in November.
I really don't know.
Yeah, because we just saw like in Wisconsin, the Republic is like a Supreme Court election.
And there was like this this Democrat woman won.
She did really, really well.
And so there's there's concern now from the right that this is a bad sign because Wisconsin is a major battleground state and Trump barely won last time.
So if this woman beats the Republican right now, what does that say about, you know, November?
I honestly don't know.
Based off what we saw in the UK in December with like this major blowout conservative victory, I'm inclined to believe that the same thing might happen here.
I don't know.
Every Bernie supporter.
I mean, people are sharing all these different Bernie groups that are that are like we will never vote for biden yeah man so that that's a
huge i mean look at the they were pretty close going through the different primaries and now
it's like if all those people are like f this guy i'm not voting for this dude who do who are they
gonna vote for nobody right nobody so that's
you know what that's half the democrats that went out and voted bernie or bust yeah it is especially
in nevada you're right exactly so i think it was um a lot of bernie supporters said they would
definitely vote for whoever the candidate ended up being vote blue no matter who right such a silly
phrase though i think bernie in one poll had like 30 saying it depends okay which means if it was like elizabeth warren maybe but not sleepy joe yeah
creepy sleepy joe can i just say that joe biden has been credibly accused of sexual assault
and bernie sanders and barack obama endorsed him yeah it's funny barack obama finally chose to
dust off his camera you know and he's still super articulate.
And I'm like, man, you make Joe Biden look so terrible.
It's like your endorsement has the opposite effect.
That's all I can think. Like, man, he's still articulate.
I can understand everything he's saying. And it makes sense. Like Joe Biden.
So sad. So I saw this one tweet from somebody saying that the debates between Trump
and Biden are going to be brutal because any any regular person might try and take it easy on Biden.
But Trump offers no quarter to anyone, anyone. And I was like, oh, that's a really good point,
because I was thinking Trump might actually like wake him up a little bit. No, no. Trump might be
like, what are you doing with this guy? This this is ridiculous which what you're doing to this man this is horrifying and and treat it like a how
dare you you know make biden do this no way trump is gonna rip him apart like a pit bull with a
stuff like a stuffed man just like shaking his head yep exactly he's not gonna he's not gonna
go after other people he's gonna go right to the throat could you imagine having like a pit bull
just like romping around your yard and just tossing a chicken just to see what happens gosh
that's yeah like what would be like on joe rogan said it would be like mike tyson fighting a
three-year-old yeah but but seriously i want you to picture that in your head there's some truth
in that though i want you to picture mike tyson bobbing and weaving getting warmed up and the
three-year-old walks up like struggling to walk oh my gosh and he goes wham the kid goes
flying like 20 feet crashes in the stands like what do you think it's it's it's gonna the the
other dude on the rogan podcast said it was gonna be like a comedy central roast right i i see it
look man i can totally see i can see it it's gonna be entertaining that's that's what i'm thinking
i'm like i'm not thinking like oh man man, this is going to be a serious debate
between these two presidential candidates. Well, I mean, we got the incumbent, but
it's going to be really interesting. It's like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like,
I'm going to make some popcorn. We're going to put it on the TVs
and just chill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit back. Crack open some beers. It's going to be funny. They could pay-per-view this. And it's going just find time. Chill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sit back. Wait. Crack open some beers.
It's going to be funny.
They could pay per view.
And it's going to be sad.
I know it's going to be sad.
And it is sad that that's where my head's at right now.
And I'm sure a lot of people are like that because I like Biden versus Trump.
Like if if they had this on pay per view, like just not even a presidential thing.
It was like Trump and Biden are going to talk to each other in a debate.
And there was no politics.
I'd be like, tell me how much it costs.
Because Trump is a funny guy.
He is kind of funny.
No, he's really funny.
He's a troll, dude.
He's good.
He's an entertainer.
He's a businessman and an entertainer.
Both.
He knows branding.
I mean, this has been his thing, how to manipulate perspective and perception. And people don't seem to understand this. Like he had a TV show. People
liked it. The apprentice, he's a funny guy. When I went to the white house, they said, you know,
the way I described it was like a VIP Trump rally. I thought I was actually going to sit down and
have a conversation with people and talk about some of the problems and what needs to be addressed.
Cause I really want to see social media get fixed. No, we all sat down and Trump basically did a stand-up routine.
I'm not kidding.
Cool.
He was self-deprecating.
He was like, what he really knows how to do is he knows how to take the criticism and
turn it into a joke and it depowers it.
Yeah.
And this is something that comedians have tried explaining to like the woke left all
the time.
Like the jokes take power away from these things.
Yeah,
exactly.
They don't,
but they reject it.
Yeah.
Like when someone like I could have been upset when that people started calling
me soy Jesus and then it would have become something so different than what it
is now.
But I don't,
I don't care what anyone calls me.
And now it's pretty endearing cause I,
I love you guys.
You guys are awesome.
And it's been, it's now this funny thing that we joke you guys you guys are awesome and it's been it's
now this funny thing that we joke about all the time it's great i don't think yeah right i don't
think when people were saying it they were even intending it to be like an insult it was just
something that people were like look this guy's got long hair and the beard and well yeah yeah
but what happens is you have two kinds of people you have the more i don't want to say conservative
because i don't know what it is but i think people like you are less likely to have Trump derangement syndrome
because you don't let things get to you.
That's a good point.
You're comfortable.
You know what you got to do.
It's like, dude, you can call me whatever you want.
I don't care.
I know who I am.
I'm an adult.
You know, I actually was mad at Trump for a long time when he started The Apprentice
because back in high school, it was one of my flirting moves to fire girls.
That was like mid-conversation.
They would just be cracking up.
They'd be like, ah, you're fired.
And they'd just start laughing.
But then Trump did it.
And then Trump started firing people.
And I'm like, I can't do that now.
They're going to be like, oh, that's Trump's line.
Like, why is that?
And I'm like, no.
So it's OK.
I don't hold anything against you, Donald.
Think about like the reaction from, you know, these woke leftists.
If you call them like a soy boy, they flip out.
Yeah.
And so what happens is people then embrace it.
Like embrace in the sense that like they turn it into a strong talking point, make videos about it and dance on it.
It's like you're feeding the trolls.
Yeah.
It's funny.
You've made it funny.
They found something that triggers you. Yep. You know, if you get triggered, they're feeding the trolls. Yeah. They want, it's funny. You've made it funny. They found something that triggers you.
Yep.
You know?
If you get triggered, they're going to eat it up.
That's like food for them.
So when I was watching Trump at this event, he made, I can't remember exactly what he
said, but I'm pretty sure he made a joke about being orange and everybody left because he
knows what they say about him.
And it was clear that he's like, he didn't care.
He turned it into a joke.
Doesn't care.
And it was really funny.
And this is what I he didn't care. He turned it into a joke and it was really funny.
And this is what I try explaining to people.
They get, I don't know what causes Trump derangement syndrome.
But like there's so many people in this world that are truly despicable and nasty people.
Agreed.
And like if they said a joke, you'd laugh at it.
You know what I mean?
If it was funny enough.
Right, because the joke is separate. The ideas can be separate from what the person is and what the person does yeah yeah it's like what
george carlin said that you don't it's not the word it's the person behind the word like the
racists you gotta be worried about yeah words on their own don't mean anything so if there was
someone who's truly awful and they told you a knock knock joke that was funny you'd laugh
and you'd be like that dude's nasty. And so that's the thing.
I don't understand how people develop this emotional, like, mind block.
It's fragility.
I think people who can laugh at a joke, a fun being made of them, are resilient.
And people who can't are just fragile.
They have very, very low self-esteem, maybe.
I think that links directly with emotional intelligence.
I think that's correct. That with emotional intelligence i think maybe we
talked about you know it's serious it's a serious epidemic in our in humans nowadays i'm gonna make
a uh i'm gonna make a rather brazen statement oh i was looking at this thanks for the warning
the warning here's the warning everybody i'm prepped now i was looking at this uh pew research
i used it one of my main segments where it shows that conservative Republicans,
moderate Republicans, and moderate Democrats are all very much likely to use the internet
for civically minded things in similar to a certain to the same degree.
Let me try and rephrase it.
Basically, left, far left and leftist activists use social media for activism substantially more
than all other political factions. Okay. What that says to me is two things. Either
they're wrapping themselves up in this downward spiral of insanity, or they're all emotionally
weak, ignorant people who are easily led by shock content.
Yeah. Or both.
Right. So I'm wondering, like, why is that conservatives and moderate Democrats are in
a similar space? Resilience. We see a story, we say, I'll look into it and see what it's all about.
Yeah. I'm going to I'm going to take what I can from that, but do my own research.
But take a look at what happens.
Do your own research.
Look at look at what happens with The New York Times. They say Donald Trump owns a stake in a small financial interest in a company that makes hydroxychloroquine.
And then Huffington Post and a bunch of other outlets write the story as if it's this big scandal.
Did you see Nancy Pelosi talking about that?
She was basically like word for word.
Or, you know, first you whisper a lie to the media.
Then they run a story on it.
And then we report.
See, the the media said it.
So it's true.
It's like she basically told everyone that they actually do smear each other.
Wow.
Seriously.
And you've not seen this.
No, no, no.
Well, I'll look into it.
Yeah, you got to.
But the point of making is, geez, I often wonder, are we all in echo chambers?
You know, is it possible I'm wrong?
You know, because everybody thinks they're right, you know?
So these leftists are like, I know what I'm talking about.
Tim Pool's a moron and I'm right.
And I'm like, maybe that's true.
I don't know, you know, and it reminds me of that saying, why is it that, you know,
the ignorant are so confident?
And then, you know, I don't know what the full quote is, but something like smart people are so full of doubt.
And so I actually stop and think about this.
Could I be wrong about my assessment?
Should I need to go through this?
And then I look at the data, and now I'm ready to conclude, not completely because I want to reserve the possibility I'm still wrong,
that right now what we're seeing is that stupid people are easily manipulated into
supporting trash fake news. And everyone else, moderate Democrats, moderate Republicans and
conservative Republicans are more skeptical and more mature and don't fall for this stuff.
A better way to put it is that it's not that people who are far leftist are morons. It's
that morons are pulled very easily to the far left. OK, that makes sense.
Right.
So you do have a lot of smart progressives and Bernie supporters and things, people I
really respect.
But then you end up with these really like is it is it is it no wonder that these people
on Twitter who put pronouns in their bios also list all of their other mental illnesses?
Oh, yeah.
Is it isn't it?
Is it a coincidence?
No.
But there's there's actually research that shows the far left is substantially more likely to have
some kind of mental illness.
Like, I've actually gone through the data.
It's legit data.
Wow.
So I think it's not that leftists have mental illnesses.
It's that people who have mental illnesses are very easily tricked into adopting these
beliefs through manipulation.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think you're right.
Oh, man.
Well, that was a fun rant. I guess we that uh where that takes us in terms of yeah you know november well before we move on
you know that is another problem is we have to learn how to admit we're wrong and be okay with
other people admitting that they're wrong and not like reprimanding them for that and and
acknowledging oh they're they realize they're wrong.
Props.
That's admirable.
Exactly.
You do that.
I try to a lot.
The NBA player said, really apologized like two days later.
You know, he felt really bad and apologized to everyone and said, even this isn't enough.
And it was like, you know what?
Props, props.
Yeah, good.
Good.
You know, people need to learn how to do that.
Yeah, I didn't always do that.
But I realized if you rub it in someone's face, you're encouraging them never.
Yep. To apologize. Exactly. But not just that.
It's actually a thing now where they tell people in terms of public relations never apologize.
Not necessarily apologize, but also for admitting that they're wrong in the first place.
Right. Right. You know, the apology and then the and the admitting is a little different,
but they run hand in hand, I guess. Yeah. They say that it adds fuel to the fire and people are
more like to associate your apology with guilt and wrongdoing. OK. And so if someone accused you of
something and you deny it and ignore it, then people are less likely to associate you with
whatever you were accused of. I see. OK. So they're actually saying like, apologies don't work.
Don't do it.
That's a bummer.
That's too bad.
I like the idea of taking responsibility because I think you can take responsibility for making
a mistake without apologizing.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I think that research is antiquated and that's part of the problem.
We have to mutually move forward into a different space where that isn't true anymore
well like what isn't true the fact that um saying sorry is right equated to is a sign of weakness
exactly and that's a problem with emotional intelligence because it's almost like the media
and all these people are treating everyone like babies. Oh, the world is filled with babies.
No one's emotionally strong enough to handle any of this truth
or any of the real stuff that's happening.
So we're going to give it to them lightly.
Well.
It's like, you know, don't apologize because that's a sign of weakness.
It's like, no, it's not.
Well, maybe if World War III happens,
there'll be a lot less weak people on the planet.
That is correct, yeah.
I mean that facetiously.
I do not like war.
I don't want people to lose their lives.
We could stand and toughen up.
But yeah, but this is a serious human conundrum in that we want to protect everyone no matter what.
Even the people we don't like.
We don't want to get hurt.
Of course, yeah.
But then we end up creating frail, fragile people who have temper tantrums nonstop.
And how do you deal with that?
Yeah.
It's like, listen, man, I don't want you – I want you to survive and thrive.
But if you and me – like if me and like one of these far leftists were in the middle of the woods and I'm like, time to start building a shelter in a fire.
And they stood there saying I was oppressing them because I controlled the means of production, which was a rock.
I'd be like, shut your mouth.
Go find your own rock.
Yeah, seriously.
It's like, if you can't survive on your own, don't think whinging and complaining about
what I have is going to change anything.
And so when we scale that up to a bigger society, you have China, which is authoritarian and
ready to pull the trigger, and a bunch of whiny, complainy, woke leftists having temper
tantrums.
Admittedly, they've kind of
disappeared since they have broken this it's true yeah it does seem that way but um we will see if
this actually escalates to conventional war which i'm not entirely convinced they will yeah you know
it could be more saber rattling like we often see and maybe things calm down to get back to normal
and that would be preferable yeah i hope so yeah in the meantime let's jump over to some super
chats yeah hello everybody thanks for for hanging out we're gonna we're gonna grab your
super chats now how you guys doing make sure you click the like button if you haven't it really
does help and hop in the super chat because we're gonna read as many as we can but i gotta tell you
you got a ton of people who are watching so it's gonna be really hard to read everyone's oh wow
yeah welcome everyone yeah nice thank you everybody but i'll But I'll try and read as many as we can because we do have – we didn't actually get into the female draft thing,
but we do want to talk about this experimental coronavirus treatment, which is pretty cool.
So let's just start with the Super Chats.
Perpetual Punster says,
Hail Tim, Adam, and Lydia, the heroes in a half pipe.
Hey, Tim.
I had to look up the definition of chiron.
Thus, thanks to you i learned
something new cheers yeah a lot of you know there's a lot of people in media who assume everyone knows
everything they do yeah so like when i've tried saying like chiron i'll say it's the thing on the
bottom where they display text yeah thanks because i had no idea what it was but the journalists will
just say chiron and you're like what like what is that yeah thanks learning curve anderson says lydia oh lydia please show yourself if just
for a sec she's hidden can't see her face it's a mystery i can see her haha
outlaw bear says i got my 1200 today so here's a few for you appreciate it man we just officially
thank you indirectly got trump bucks yes trump bucks All right. Darth Gary, thanks for the peach emoji.
Love it.
APC, thanks for the super chat.
Drunk Shovel says, guys, Lydia is probably a really nice lady, but she isn't going to
sleep with you.
Drink water to crunch your thirst, lads.
Excellent point.
Swampy says, seed ban is fake news.
Channel Let Hosts Law, consumer lawyer found there, there explains it bought seeds to prove no item
specified in law stores over 50k square feet had to close specific sections okay no i thought that's
that that was what my understanding of it not that they specifically said you can't go and buy seeds
they said that stores had to shut down certain areas which included seeds i actually supplies
right i actually commented on this like what if you need to fix your floor and you need to go into a section with wood because there's a hole in your floor you could
fall through?
It wasn't specifically about seeds.
So I think a lot of people think she literally said no one can buy seeds.
Yeah.
What I was saying is that it's an arbitrary law.
They don't understand how it's going to impact everybody.
And thus, sections that included gardening shut things down.
That makes sense.
But I do think it's fair that Swampy's pointing out he was able to go and buy seeds.
So that's why I was saying I'm sure many of these stories are back. I don't care about whatever you
want. Yeah. Big Al says draft our daughters was a 4chan thing from 2016. Yes, it was.
Duck Fart says Trump dropped the hammer on the media today again. He's ready to step on their
throats. Finally, they're scared of him. Look, man, there's an emotional satisfaction in
watching some of these people get comeuppance. It's if the worst thing that happens to them is
Trump says mean words to them. I don't care. I have no sympathy for these people. They're elitists.
They think they're smarter and better than you. They've said as much. So Trump, you know,
gives them a verbal smackdown. I don't care. They take it so personally. Go cry somewhere else.
Duck fart. What a great name. I love it.
Still thinking about it.
Yison, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
Hard Mode Gamer says, great bias checker.
Allsides.com says, you're centrist.
I often shout out Allsides.
I think they're really, really great.
They do say I'm centrist.
Brian M says, hear about Amazon ban on documentary Hoaxed.
They deleted from people's purchased items too.
Wow. Also, I would
someone said, I would let Amber
cramp on my bed and cut my finger off.
LOL. No, no, no, no.
No, don't do it.
No, I'm signing a petition
now. For those that don't know,
for those that don't know, this is crazy. There's a documentary
called Hoaxed. I mentioned it
earlier. I think I commented a couple times.
They took it down, I guess, right? Yeah, they removed it from
Amazon Prime Videos. It was
a documentary about how the media fakes things.
And it had people like
Stefan Molyneux, Alex Jones in it. I was in it.
There were a few other people. Ryan Holiday's in it. He's
awesome. Yeah, people are tweeting me about it,
actually. Yep, and they removed it.
You can still buy the physical DVD in the book,
I guess. I guess it's still on YouTube.
That's what people are telling me.
You can watch it on YouTube.
Amazon just arbitrarily removed it, which is crazy.
That's weird.
But apparently now it's cracked like the Associated Press's top 10 independent films.
Wow.
Like number eight.
Look, it's good.
You don't got to like Jones or Molyneux or any of these people.
But it's a documentary about it all.
They give their opinions.
But there's a really, really amazing point in the documentary where there's Mike Cernovich is being interviewed by, I think, Scott Pelley of 60 Minutes. I'm not sure
if this is who it was, but he calls out Cernovich saying, you wrote a story saying that Hillary
Clinton had Parkinson's and Cernovich, or that she was sick. And Cernovich is like, she's sick.
And he's like, well, how do you, you don't know that. That's not true. And he goes, I do know it.
It is true. And the journalist is like, you don't, you don't know that she's sick. And he's like, well, how do you, you don't know that. That's not true. And he goes, I do know it. It is true. And the journalist is like, you don't,
you don't know that she's sick. You can't say that. And he's like, we talked to a doctor.
The doctor said she was sick. And he goes, but we, we know, we now know that she had pneumonia.
And he was like, how do you know she had pneumonia? Well, the campaign told us,
why would you believe the campaign? And then he drops his glasses.
Like these journalists don't realize they,'t realize they are elitists going.
All these articles came out about Donald Trump during the campaign season, saying all of these doctors say based on the way he talks, he clearly has these personality disorders.
So Cernovich literally did the same thing in the other direction.
And they all said he was lying and fake news and alt right and all these other things.
He was doing exactly what
they did. They didn't like it. Yep. Trying to change the narrative. So then when he's doing
this interview and he explains to the guy, why would you blindly believe the campaign? Right.
How can you have, you know, doctors say one thing, but then you get other doctors say the same thing
about the other candidate. All of a sudden it's not true. It's exactly what they did with Joe
Biden in the New York Times. Joe Biden is credibly accused. The New York Times waits 19 days. And you know, you know, this is crazy. They essentially admitted
the reason they removed the negative line about Trump was because the campaign was upset.
Joe Biden's campaign was upset. So they removed it. Wow. There it is. We know who they work for.
Yep. Here we go. Bob Jones says, article from South China Post, coronavirus could attack immune system like
HIV by targeting protective cells, warn scientists.
Kamikaze the T-cells.
Are we supposed to believe this just came from nature?
I mean, didn't HIV just come from nature?
I mean, it's possible.
They've been setting coronaviruses for a long time.
Yeah.
I mean, look, man, plagues happen and we were overdue and everyone everyone was
joking it was coming. So look, you know, is there a possibility that there's bioweapons they could
release? Definitely. And there's there's some studies that came out of actually came out of
China. They rescinded them that this may have not been like made as a bioweapon, but that it was
essentially developed in a lab rather accidentally through research. And it leaked. I don't know
about any of that. For now, we need evidence. If we don't have evidence, there's not much we can do beyond, say,
you know, the experts think it was natural. Give me the evidence. Right. Yeah, exactly.
Sly Bread says, Hey, Tim, did you hear there's a rumor going around that Taiwan notified the
World Health Organization about COVID-19 by email in December? The World Health Organization really
is trying to lap duck. I did hear that. I saw that, too.
Yep.
All signs.
Connor Stevens says, I'm at work, so I can't really link to anything at the moment, but my understanding is Amber stood on the bed and forced it out.
L-M-A-O.
Wow.
I can't wait to read this article.
It's on top of the sheets.
Thanks.
Yeah.
It's on top of the sheets.
What is this?
People in California, Hollywood people.
You ruined the bedspread, man.
Oh, come on.
Jeez.
Got too much money. Jacob Meyer, thanks for becoming a member. Stacey Ellis says, good people. They ruined the bet spread, man. Come on. Got too much money.
Jacob Meyer, thanks for becoming a member.
Stacey Ellis says, good luck.
Appreciate it.
Arthur says, China's first aircraft carrier was once a casino.
What?
Wow.
The second one is a copy of the first.
China is a land power, not a naval power.
That's what I've heard.
I believe it.
Kaj says, can't wait to see the military super tech the U.S. pulls out for World War III.
Oh, man.
Dude.
Yeah. We're going to see like Iron Man. the U.S. pulls out for World War III. Oh, man. Dude. Yeah.
We're going to see like Iron Man.
Like, we don't even know what they've got.
It's going to be robots.
Yeah.
That's, I fully believe it.
They're going to be automated by, or probably drone pilots.
They already have drone pilots for planes.
You ever see that movie Surrogates?
No, we talked about it.
I haven't seen it yet, but check it out.
We just watched it recently.
In the military, all of the soldiers are lying in beds
where they sink their brains to the drones.
Exactly.
And then it's funny.
One guy's like, it shows the guy running as a drone,
and then he gets sniped, and then he wakes up in the bed,
and his commanding officer goes,
those things aren't free.
Get another one.
And he's like, you got it.
And then he goes back in.
It's like, that's what it's going to be like,'s what's gonna be like drones yeah future warfare dude i see it let's see
ambiguous thanks for becoming a member thank you john harker says jody arias took a dump on her
boyfriend after she killed him it's a substantial power move maybe maybe they should add that in
video games you know like after you win you can can like... Oh, teabagging.
Teabagging.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Gregory Horton says,
I've been a member for 18 months.
Tomorrow will be two months for this channel
and Subverse investor through WeFunder.
That being said,
what is going on with Chris?
My feed is blowing up with this.
That is personal family stuff.
I can just say that, you know,
his assertions are incorrect,
but I'm not gonna publicize family stuff.
Sean says,
Hey, Tim, I am from MI and I'm not going to publicize family stuff. Sean says, Hey, Tim,
I am from MI and I'm the sole income for my family of five. I want to stand up against
this outrageous governmental overreach, but can't risk an arrest cutting my family's income off.
Advise. I can't give advice. I have no idea, man. Yes, that's a tough situation. This is how they
get you because everybody, people would do anything for their families.
And the government, not just governments, anybody who wants power knows they can manipulate you through your family.
Yeah.
It's in every single movie.
Right?
The person you love is taken captive.
Right.
That's it.
That's how they get you.
You're the hero.
Yeah.
Yeah, it wouldn't work on me.
No?
No, it wouldn't.
You'd be like, oh, you're gone.
Sorry.
It's what we were talking about with
the u.s and how they deal with terrorism yep you you stand firm and say if you do this you will
get nothing from me except a boot up your butt right yeah i will not bend you can't threaten
my family it's not going to work that's fair but when you when you when you tell people that it
will i have a certain set of skills yes yeah and i will use them i love that movie
it's a good one it's a good movie my favorite scene is when he's sitting down he finds the guy
and the guy says what is what does he say like see you soon or something like that i don't remember
and then he knows it's him and then like the guy realizes who he's looking at yeah dude is great
it's funny because liam neeson is like 60 but he's doing these action films yeah i thought
taking was fun man i will watch all of them, though.
I just watched A Million Ways to Die in the West.
I think I've seen that.
I think that's what it's called, but
Liam Neeson's the bad guy, and he's a cowboy with an accent.
I'm pretty sure Seth MacFarlane did that on purpose
because it was a family guy joke.
Where's Liam Neeson from?
He's Scottish?
He's Irish. Didn't he get in trouble for beating
somebody up? Oh, yeah, with a shillelagh or something yeah was that what it's called a shillelagh oh what
remember the details what's a shillelagh is that the right word okay i gotta look this that's a
great word though shillelagh i could it could be the wrong word but it's not a swear word is it
no it's like an irish it's like a club oh geez he beat someone with a club no no he was excuse
me a shillelagh shillelaghagh. Is it a shillelagh?
I'm not sure.
I only remember that it was kind of racial in nature.
Yeah, he said that when he was younger, he went out like looking for like a...
He was really mad.
Jeez.
Because someone attacked a girl he knew.
Oh, okay.
And so he wanted to attack someone based on race.
Responded poorly.
Yeah, and then everyone was like, how dare you?
And he was like, he was coming clean saying he...
Yeah.
And then he was like, I can't believe I'm telling a journalist all this.
This is crazy.
And that idea.
Yeah.
So is it,
did you look at admitting he was wrong?
Right.
And it was 50 years ago.
It was an old man later.
Yup.
Times change,
man.
Time to read some more of these.
And 50 years ago,
the world was a different place.
Totally.
Yeah,
man.
Matty bone says their CCP carrier can't function in combat situations.
The one thing China can't build,
but the U S admiral should not have reported that. Interesting. The one thing China can't build, but the U.S. Admiral should not have
reported that. Interesting.
Aaron says, Tim, you should pull up Disney Plus's
hilarious edit of Splash. They cover up the
actress's butt with this terrifying looking
hair, dumb censorship. I heard about that.
Really? Yeah, she's running towards the
beach and there's weird, really long
CGI hair. It looks super weird because
they couldn't show her butt because they wanted
to change the rating so it could be
family friendly.
So dumb, dude.
Censorship is getting weird. It is.
Tech Cowboy says, let Japan build a navy
again. That can handle China.
Justin O'Toole says, exclusive leaked
video of mainstream media's response to Trump
they don't want the public to see.
Well, I can't link to it.
Slanty Chauffeur says, are you,
are you all making Greta proud paying environmental terrorists in final
fantasy seven remake?
We talked about it.
Yeah.
You were telling me like you basically play as eco terrorists.
Essentially.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a, and it's interesting.
Cause then,
then the corporation then smears the group blaming all this extra damage
that they cause themselves on the
eco-terrorist group. I kind of want to play it.
It's good.
You put in how many hours? Like 40 hours?
Well, 42.
The reason why is because I got
everything. I did everything.
I went everywhere
you can go. I watched every single
cutscene. So now I'm playing
hard mode
and i'm just skipping all the cut scenes and the game is flying by now yeah it's like oh wow i'm
already here but uh it is cool there's a hard mode it makes it it's significantly harder i kind of
don't like that they're they're breaking it up though it would be greater if it was this big
epic game that was massive and had everything in it well they're but it will be eventually
they're right it's not going to be a standalone episode two.
You're going to use your characters and continue the story.
Right, that's what I mean.
I'm totally okay with it.
When I played this playthrough,
it was like watching a movie of the game I already knew,
but I was finding out so much more about the characters.
I mean, there was a little stuff.
There's stuff I could admit that didn't need to be in there.
But for the most part, it was really incredible.
And I'm glad they're doing something a little different.
So it's not, I'm still, I mean, I played Final Fantasy VII so many times.
And I mean, we can talk about that at a different time.
But it's good to have something new
even though and it's familiar but I'm
glad I'm still being caught off guard
I think it looks amazing
it really is amazing
it's really really good
Antipattern says did you hear Amazon Prime
removed the movie Hoaxed
we did we just talked about it that's crazy
Holly Movie Star says Tim we have Hunter Killer
subs hidden out there oh cool I mean the u.s is more powerful than anyone realizes yeah we don't talk about that
right yep ethan johansson says we have 11 super carriers but eight smaller carriers called jump
carriers there you go so we have what like you know just about 20 dylan bella says if i am not
mistaken that chinese carrier is from russia the The Russian sister carrier has a nasty habit of catching fire.
Wonder if it runs in the family.
That's crazy.
We should find out.
Bako says, can the U.S. military not flex next to my small 36 mile long island?
Also soy for the soy God beanies for the beanie throne.
Excellent.
Nice.
Roddy says, I feel bad for my bros in the USS Green Bay.
That's a huge marine transport ship and
there is no space no way to avoid anyone over a thousand people on board all eating at the same
at the same room in line stretching across the ship wow man brutal yeah fish lansing thanks for
the super chat jay man says good evening tim and soy jesus what are your thoughts on obama
endorsing biden will it make any difference no i agree it only made biden look worse in my opinion he endorsed hillary i know
but it didn't work hillary at least could speak no i mean i know is it gonna help biden's chances
i don't think so that's that's the point if obama can endorse hillary and she couldn't win
then there's no way his endorsement's gonna help biden. If Obama came out and endorsed Biden right when he said,
I'm going to run for president, I'd feel a little different about it.
Yeah.
But he waited until now.
It's like, he doesn't care.
It's not an endorsement.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That's it.
It's not an endorsement.
You waited way too long.
Now you're sure he's the nominee.
So it's like, all right, I guess I'll endorse him.
But all he did was just be so articulate.
And you're like, oh, yeah, I can understand what you're saying.
And I can't understand who you're endorsing.
So why?
Really?
I don't know.
I am offended that they're trying to prop Biden up.
And the media is acting like he's sane.
This is the weirdest thing to me.
Yeah, he's not.
He'll be like, you know, they'll interview him and he'll go, you know, thing with the discounts and and the struggle that you know with trump and and and the victory we have
and the media will be like joe biden gives amazing speech saying it's time to fight for victory and
resist donald trump and you're like he didn't say that i know yeah but the media is trying to
clarify for him no no just give me the quote and i can look at it confused i don't need you to try
and fill in the gaps. Right. Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
All right. So we're going to speed up these super chats, try and get through them because we do have
some more stories we want to read for you.
I think we should do the Amber Heard one next because I'm really excited to read about her
poop in the bed.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right.
NotHeisenBear says, amphibious ships have smaller deck, S-T-O-L, a.k.a.
Harrier.
Belly deck ramp in back loads hovercraft inside. Ooh, cool.
Very cool. That's really cool. Right on.
MD Boat says, the America
is an amphibious carrier and has almost
3,000 people on it.
It doesn't go underwater, but most amphibians do
sink a little to take on
ICAC and ICU.
Oh, interesting. Interesting, yeah.
Ethan Johanson says, we
never replaced the original B-52s.
We retrofitted them several times, though.
Air Force tried to replace B-52 three times now.
All did the job worse.
So just keep retrofitting model year 1956 planes.
Wow.
High quality.
If it ain't broke.
Yeah.
Right.
Student of History says,
F-35 has vertical takeoff and landing.
Oh, cool.
So it doesn't require a launch ramp.
Also, B-52 is old but has a massive and nuclear payload and is updated regularly with avionics.
Yeah.
America.
Jim St. Armour says, hey, crew, the B-52 was designed and entered service in the 1950s.
The youngest B-52 in service was that was built i think in 1965
they are upgraded and may serve another 30 years that's incredible wow i love it that's that's
great to hear cool hey really cool recycle reuse you know rinse what is it rinse yeah i don't know
well whatever it's like they're not just being like scrap this let's make the new year the new
model i mean they seems like they've tried they did try
yeah but well they will use them into what's working yeah man so dylan bella says basically
the same thing that stopped building b-52s in the 60s and 70s most pilots are flying
b-52s their fathers flew that's cool roddy says i had cbrn training which covered biological attacks
and in the region we get smallpox shots because a biological attack by China has always been
a threat out of everywhere in the world.
Wow.
Chaos Might says, because of the tides in Taiwan, China can only invade Taiwan either
in May or in September.
Oh, interesting.
May is coming up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
That's true.
Yeah.
Benjamin Steven says, keep up the great work, Tim.
Stay safe, brother.
Appreciate it.
Heavy Armsky says, people who fight on the front lines are very lightly armed.
While deployed, I had an M16 with three mags.
That's it.
The only reason I had a large knife was because I personally brought one.
Oh, interesting.
Dalimar says, Tim, the US has 11 fleet carriers, nuke-powered 80 fighters, and nine amphibious
assault ships, which are helicopter and 20 fighter carriers.
Our amphibious carriers are on
par with the rest of the world's carriers alone.
That's not surprising.
Love it. Bro Cody says,
The Who. Everyone is safe here. There is no
corona in Ba Sing Se.
Avatar reference.
Username says, Check out Bill Gates' Instagram comment
section. People are going crazy over vaccines
and him murdering children. Also,
Zuck is being semi-spammed about adrenochrome. That is ridiculous. People are going crazy over vaccines and him murdering children also zuck is being semi-spammed about adrenochrome that is ridiculous i don't know yeah man let's see uh what is this
moco mothman says of the 18 jump carriers that exist in the world today nine belong to the u.s
navy of the 11 super carriers in the world all 11 are american it would only take one super to
cripple any other navy wow so that's why
it's such a big deal that he said that about their carrier being crippled oh man that makes sense
roddy says it's basically trump calling out the modern nazi germany since china has begun
blaming blacks for spreading the disease which they have they're nuts and mcdonald's was banning
people that is disgusting mcdonald McDonald's corporation should not stand for that.
Why do you want to ban your business?
They want the money, though.
Yeah, I know.
It's stupid.
Money is green, man.
These are people who give you money.
Yeah.
What's it saying?
The only color that matters is green.
Exactly.
You got the money, come in my store.
I got no beef.
Yeah, it's so messed up.
And everyone else screaming that the modern Nazi Germany is misunderstood.
Cheryl, thanks for the super chat.
Emika, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you. Chaos Might says, Tim,
did you see the reports on CCP
virus attacking the immunity cells? I did not.
We'll look into it later.
Death is Eternal says, we are trying to remove
our Governor Whitmer. Thank you guys for all you do.
I saw that. They're calling for a recall. It's like 200,000
people signed a petition or something like that.
Dang. Yeah. Wow. George
Gutu says, Amphibious designates that
it is used to support U.S.
marine missions. Cool. OK. Wolfsbane says it seems like we never left the Cold War.
Just change the allies and enemies on the chessboard. The only problem is now we have
more. We are more divided than ever. Totally. Michael Hendricks says theory. China released
COVID-19 to cripple the world, said more people died in their country than really did, and are preparing to launch a major offensive against the Western world.
Yeah, but I don't think so.
I like entertaining the possibilities.
I think they exploited the problem.
Yes.
Fed disinformation, took advantage of it.
I don't think it was intentional.
I think in the long run, it's going to bite them in the butt.
It depends on what their goal is.
I mean, look, it's a problem. It's's hitting everybody and i think they're taking advantage of it
that's what they've been doing totally gmu says i request trump on timcast irl he is absolutely
welcome to sit down and come and be a guest on the show at any time he can have my seat it would be
fun it'd be hilarious probably Probably not serious enough, though.
56 Crusader says, I think Trump will pull punches with Biden considering how he talked about the
phone call. Also, what will happen with those states that are giving their votes to the popular
vote when Trump wins it? I don't think that's actually going to happen, though. The popular
vote thing. I don't think they're there yet. It'd be a bad idea. Yeah. Niall Crespo says, Tim,
please watch out of shadows and Fall Cabal 1 through 10.
A lot of a lot more of what's happening will make sense or maybe not.
Keep up the great work.
Appreciate it.
Jinx, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
David says, Super Jump.
Super Jump.
That's what happens.
Yeah.
YouTube says, we're not going to let you read what this guy said.
We're going to jump forward.
It's a secret.
And there are a ton of super.
There we go.
Thank you, everyone.
David says, Hi, Tim and gang. How bad do you predict civil unrest gets when President
Trump calls for the end of quarantine and the Chinese American media and Democrats keep enforcing
quarantine? Well, no matter what Trump says, they will come out against it. So there was a Babylon
B article. It said ingenious move. Trump comes out in support of impeachment, forcing Democrats to
oppose.
Yeah, that's what it is. Pretty funny. There's nothing you can do, man. You know what? They're going to slowly start reopening things. Fine, whatever. I just you know, I was thinking is
there's a lot of things to criticize Trump for, but they've cried wolf so much. It's kind of in
one ear, not the other. Exactly. Like Trump recently said that he has absolute authority
to reopen the economy. He doesn't. Judge Napolitano, as well as many conservatives,
are like, no way, dude, the 10th Amendment, the states have these powers. Yeah. And I'm like,
it's really interesting because these criticisms, the legit ones would make sense if the media would
just shut up. Yeah. And then focus on the things they actually need to focus on. Right. But so now
it's just like, I heard it. I don't care. If only. That'd be a wonderful place.
He cried wolf, man.
Yeah, man.
Cried wolf.
J Max says, Tim, do you still talk to David Pakman?
I followed him on Twitter for his perspective, but today he was condemning Trump for defunding the World Health Organization.
I don't know how you defend that organization regardless of where you fall politically.
Partisan lines are getting even wider.
Yeah.
I talked to David because I think while David is wrong on many things, and he certainly criticized me for similar things, I think he's being good faith.
I think he's actually telling you what he thinks, and I think he's wrong.
But that's okay.
We had a conversation.
He said that he thought that I was purposefully choosing certain topics to rile people up or whatever.
I'm like, of course.
I have critics.
He has critics. But there are a lot of people that I've seen produce
content where I'm like, dude, there's no way. Now, I certainly think David gets close to the line,
but I've heard him slam the woke left and get eaten alive for it. He even made a video called
like the subjects I'm not allowed to talk about because people will come after me or something
like that. All right. Like, so look, you can think he's wrong for sure.
Like, I don't know how he defends the World Health Organization.
Even Wired called them out.
Yeah, I don't get that.
But that's just me thinking he's wrong.
And maybe I'm wrong.
I don't know.
But, you know, he did the segment where he was like, if I do it, he basically just went
through all these stories where he's like, these sections of like the left will attack
me if I say this, if I say this.
And I was like, that was awesome.
Okay.
Like, yeah, I respect that.
No, look, I think not everyone's going to grant everything. I think he probably watches certain
content that shapes his worldview. My only concern is not whether or not you're on the left, you're
on the right, you're communists, you're whatever. It's that you actually want to have a real
conversation about what you think. And while I certainly don't think he's perfect, I think I
really do like Kyle Kalinsky as like a commentator. I think like he's, he's, he's also wrong on a lot of things.
And when I say they're wrong, a lot of things, I don't mean they're always wrong on everything
or mostly wrong. I think there's, there's key issues that I disagree with him on. That's about
it. Well, there's a few people I think do a good job. Now here's the thing, the people I don't
like, I'm not going to say their names and there, there are a lot of them. There, there are some,
like I've had conversations
with some really high-profile people
about some of these
progressive commentators.
Like, this person is trash.
Yeah, you'd be surprised.
Because we know when they're lying.
Right.
You know, it's totally,
like, you know who's really cool,
actually, is Jimmy Dore.
That guy's probably the best.
He, like, rips the Democrats apart.
But he's, like, more on the left.
He's, like, a Bernie, like,
anti-establishment, anti-Democrat. Him and Bill Maher. Well, I mean, Jimmy's like more on the left. He's like a Bernie, like, anti-establishment, anti-Democrat. Him and Bill Maher.
Well, I mean, Jimmy's
much more to the left. Oh, is he really?
Of Bill Maher. Totally. Bill's more libertarian,
you're right. Yeah, Bill
is the, Bill Maher's like the classic liberal
or whatever liberals were supposed to be a long time ago.
He ragged on China.
He did this whole segment saying, we gotta blame China
and what did the Daily Beast call it?
Horrifyingly racist. Desp it? Like, horrifyingly racist.
Despicably or like disgustingly racist.
Shut up.
It was not racist at all.
It was him ranting about it.
It's logical.
This is what I love, though.
I love.
It made sense.
Criticizing a religion is racist and criticizing communism is racist.
Oh, shut up.
Seriously.
Lunatics.
All right.
Yeah.
So but J-Max's partisan lines are definitely getting wider for
sure. I mean, I'd love to have a conversation with David about how we could support the World
Health Organization. Wired magazine came out and said they were feeding us disinformation.
Yep. So that's not even a partisan issue. I think a while now. I think it might be just where you
get your information from. And if you watch MSNBC, they're not going to tell you the truth
because they don't want to lose the ratings.
Like Rachel Maddow once claimed
that Russia might shut off the electricity
to Fargo in the winter.
Who knows?
I swear to God.
Like what?
It was like the weirdest conspiracy level.
Like, dude, calm down.
No one's going to shut off the electricity.
What are you talking about?
Whatever though, man.
That Gamer says, CNN and other left-wing media are simps to China.
You know it.
Yep.
Let's see.
I can't pronounce this, but thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
L. Justice.
Harry says, hello, kids, and the hidden hottie.
Chiron Smyron.
Does anyone think the country will reopen soon?
I do.
I do.
I feel like we're getting close, but it's hard to know for sure.
Agreed.
The numbers out of New York are promising.
Yeah.
David and Matt, thanks for coming members.
Thank you.
Mr. Paul R. says, you read Newsweek article coronavirus spreads from dead body in first
case of its kind.
So I just lose the beanie.
Hi, love.
Hi, lovely Lydia.
Thumbs up.
It's hit or miss, depending on if my hair is annoying me or not.
There you go. Thumbs up. It's hit or miss, depending on if my hair's annoying me or not. There you go.
That's fair.
iCurious says, I want that globe.
Here's zero bucks for it.
Is that a zero?
Or are you meant to put 10?
Michael, thanks for becoming a member.
Thanks.
Keith Rogers says, man, the show is awesome.
I walk back from the lake every evening at 6 p.m. Eastern so I can fix up supper and
feed the animals before you start at 7.
Thank you all for the great show.
Keep it up.
Roll Tide.
Appreciate it. Thanks so thank you so much man dc pagan says the only reason why we are not yet in war with china
is because trump is biding time for space force correct oh yeah we probably have like crazy space
force what was it what was that thing we talked about before from gi joe the tungsten rod oh yeah
satellite releases just a giant metal rod and then slams into the Earth and blows up.
That's scary, yeah.
I hope we don't have that.
Well, I mean, we already were doing stuff in space, weren't we?
It was just portions from each different force would come and do specific things,
and now they just made it one.
Remember the story of the sonic weapons?
Yeah.
That's what's scary.
People would hear a weird noise and then get sick and then have like
vision loss and stuff that's what they thought was happening at the embassy down in south america all
over oh man energy weapons dude yeah world war three is gonna be not what we think people are
gonna like melt in their beds their brains inside their skulls like the microwaves and stuff
no it'll be slow and you'll be going like, ah, your brain boils inside your skull. All right, too many movies.
Yeah.
Pushy, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
Skater says,
Tim, ever played Metal Gear Solid 2?
I feel like it predicted
the future of social media
and meme culture.
Check out this guy's video.
The most profound moment
in gaming history
by Max Darrett.
I will.
Check it out.
Never played that one.
All right, let's see.
Where are we at?
Augustine says, Hey, Tim. Awesome show as always. Check it out. Never play that one. All right. Let's see. Where are we at? Augustine says,
Hey, Tim.
Awesome show as always.
Just one question.
Have you mastered your Anchorman Will Ferrell yet?
And if you have,
please say Beanie Man Brigade Assemble next live stream, please.
I haven't.
I have not watched Anchorman.
You got to work on that, dude.
Can't do it.
Maybe.
That was the second super chat by that person.
Yeah.
So if they super chatted again,
I'm calling you out. I have to go and watch the movie again.
I'm calling you out.
You got to do it.
If they do it again, you got to do it.
I'll watch a video and try and get that voice down.
Okay, good.
Joseph, thanks for becoming a member.
George says, Tim, what do you think about QAnon?
Do you think Trump has been actively fighting a deep state or an establishment?
Or do you think it's just hope porn to placate people?
I think I don't know a lot about QAnon.
I know a lot of people who don't go near it because the people, like higher profile people on Twitter who have actually talked about it said it's complete bunk and BS.
And that's the only thing I really know about it because I have little interest.
I do think that the deep state is always there.
I think it's there through every administration.
It's just the people who work.
Well, they call it. They've officially called it permanent government.
Yeah.
And the way I explain it is that when someone is appointed to a national security position,
it doesn't matter who's elected.
They stay there.
So like if Bush appoints somebody, then Obama gets elected, then Trump gets elected.
That person is there for the entire government, like throughout multiple decades.
So those are the people who are advising and controlling how we handle certain policies. I think Trump is fighting an establishment.
I don't think it's like a nefarious cabal of like secret organizations, Bilderberg or whatever.
I think it's special interests. They tend to know each other because they're wealthy and
well-connected and they don't like Trump and they tweet about it. I don't think it's a conspiracy.
I think they're openly telling you they're doing it.
We know they're doing it.
They think Trump is the worst thing that's ever happened.
And that's what he's up against.
It's just what it is, you know?
Just shaking him up.
Shadow says, yeah.
What that dude said, that he only had three mags is weird.
I'm an artilleryman, and I've had seven 30-round mags during my deployment.
Well, I guess you guys know better.
I don't know.
Different experiences, yeah.
Holden says, just thought I'd like you know that safe and ready meals is out of stock oh whoa
is it really oh you should check on that i the last i saw they were out of stock on the two
week supply but the four was still there i wouldn't be surprised man emergency food get it
well it's hot yeah well get it while it's freeze-dried and stored yeah seventh sea sailor
says been sick during outbreak on carrier
years ago it's not a good place for outbreaks that said what the captain did is contrary to
the big picture of carriers that captain didn't have an easy choice right bummer frankie thanks
for the super chat let's see where we at there we go roddy says i wanted to just throw into
discussion that china for years has been in a regime civil war between Xi and Jiang Zemin with tons of purges, and we might see them start to crumble worse internally.
Wow, I did not know that.
Yeah, interesting.
Paxton says,
Tungsten rods are what we have because Russia puts nukes on a satellite in the 80s,
and everyone collectively said nukes in space are illegal.
Tungsten rods are a loophole.
Oh, interesting.
It was the G.I. Joe movie.
They blow up London. All of London is
wiped out. Yeah, it's only in movies.
I was like, what is this? Why have I never
heard of this? Yeah, it's because it's only in movies.
Enough. Alright. We must talk about
the most important story
of our generation. Indeed.
Amber Heard pooped on Johnny Depp's
bed. Why?
Why would she do it? Oh my gosh.
Is she sick in the head?
As the world burns down around us, perhaps it's fun and important to kind of get a good
relaxing story about some celebrity female in a feud of a battle of allegations and abuse
and the latest story.
That, well, the real story is that the petition to remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2 has almost
reached 400,000 signatures.
I agree.
Get her out of there.
400,001.
But you know what?
That's my signature going on as soon as I find how to do this.
This was a tough call for me, right?
The abuse allegations were serious.
And as soon as I heard and saw that audio, I was like, get her out, get her out.
But then when I heard she pooped on Johnny Depp's bed, I was like bring her back i'm kidding i'm kidding totally kidding uh so let's
let's let's read the story do you have some sort of fetish i don't know about
let me tell you it's uh the family guy joke where they're at the police auction
and they're like the like the underwear of a prostitute. Okay. And Quagmire goes, $40.
And he was like, I can't remember what he said,
but he's like, oh, yeah, he's like,
she soiled herself when we caught her,
and he goes, $45.
And it's like, and she had some STDs,
and he goes, $40.
Like, he goes back down.
He still wants them or something like that.
Oh, man.
That's the joke.
Gross.
The petition to get Amber Heard removed as Mira from Aquaman 2
is getting very close
to reaching 400K signatures
on change.org.
Over the past few weeks,
there's been a noticeable surge
in the number of people
signing this petition.
I remember when the petition
hadn't passed 100K
and there was a huge jump
in the number of people signing it.
I think the main reason
why people have felt so strongly
that Heard should play Mira
in Aquaman 2 is all the
evidence that she should
have come out against her in the past
few weeks. Amber Heard had previously claimed
she was the victim of domestic abuse while
she was married to Johnny Depp. She went on
in public with bruises on her face
and she claimed that he was
abused during their time
together. Abusive? Oh, no,
but this is poorly written.
Yeah, I noticed.
Not the first time they've...
There have been recordings leaked of the two of them,
and they make it quite clear who was abusing who.
There have been court documents
which paint a very bad picture for the Aquaman actress.
She report...
Here we go.
Here we go.
Drumroll, please.
She reportedly defecated on Johnny Depp's bed.
Her herd cut his finger in two.
She also threw a tin of paint at his face.
Wait, she actually did cut his finger in two?
Yeah.
She cut his finger off?
She severed it.
She sliced it down the middle almost, I thought.
Because someone made a super chat about that.
I didn't know she actually cut him.
Yeah, he went to the hospital.
Now, I got to say, I don't know if this is real.
What is going on?
Why? What is wrong with her? I don't know if I believe this story Yeah, he went to the hospital. Now, I got to say, I don't know if this is real. What is going on? Why?
What is wrong with her?
I don't know if I believe this story about her pooping on the bed.
It said reportedly, right.
We don't know the truth.
Pooped on his bed.
Well, hold on.
We got this story from...
Well, if he got cut and Johnny Depp could say, yeah, she cut me.
Is there anything in this?
We have another story where Johnny Depp fans say Amber Heard deserves jail after resurfaced video shows actor with prominent bruise the clip which has been uploaded
on twitter with the hashtag justice for johnny depp was of adept guest appearance on the graham
norton show in november 2015 oh interesting so there's evidence of this in like mainstream tv
shows fans of johnny depp claim to have uncovered further proof
the actor was physically abused by Amber Heard in a video
where he is seemingly sporting a bruise under his eye
during a television interview.
The clip, which was uploaded on Twitter,
yeah, we saw that with the Graham Norton show,
in it, he's talking about some of the quirky characters
he's played over the years
and the creative process behind some
alongside Sherlock and Avengers,
star Benedict Cumberbatch. the pair had appeared together to discuss their biographical
crime drama film Black Mass. As Norton talks to him about his roles, the camera zooms into his
left eye where he has a prominent bruise before cutting to a snap of Captain Jack Sparrow.
While there is no indication from the actor's end that he had been injured during the interview, his fans have insisted that he was well-blaming Amber Heard and called for him to be reinstated into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
Hear, hear.
Yes.
Well, yeah, but are they really making more of those movies?
Yeah, I mean, people watch it.
I guess.
I mean, I'm not necessarily saying, necessarily saying like man people are beating stories to
death over and over it's like let's make some new stories pirates of the you know the west indies i
guess yeah i don't know it's a random thing but i'll go see it only because of this to be honest
like well i won't see aquaman 2 if she's in it.
I agree.
I won't do it.
Nope.
I'm not going to do it.
Yep.
For me, it's about the double standards.
Like, you have this big Me Too movement.
Yeah.
Nobody, no sane person likes domestic abuse in any direction.
Yeah.
And so what's really annoying to me is that she got away with it for as long as she did.
Like, Johnny got fired from Pirates of the Caribbean over this. Yep. He's the victim. Get her out of there, man.
Exactly. You know, I don't I don't normally like to. Well, it's tough. Sometimes there are issues
where I'm like, that's a red line for me. I won't support this company. OK. I've said in the past
that if a company ever tries to get into like culture war issues, I'm out. But I've kind of
softened up on this. Like there was something that happened with Hulu, I think, where they tweeted some ridiculously
stupid Halloween thing, like make sure not to wear culturally appropriating costumes. And I'm like,
shut up. You're a streaming service for TV shows. I don't need your opinion on politics.
Yeah. So I canceled it. I was like, count me out. If you want to get political,
I don't want to do anything with your service. But then I thought that was kind of like snowflakey in a sense. My main point was I
don't want to be involved. But then I was kind of like, you know what? If a company is going to do
something, I don't care what the company is doing. I don't care. You know, there's a difference
between what Chick-fil-A does and who they donate to behind the scenes and what a company publicly
announces they want or support. But ultimately, like, you know what?
I just, I'm not going to care that much.
However, this is different.
This is a woman who, it's more individual than it is about, like, what companies do.
Amber Heard, like, serious, like, almost ruined Johnny Depp's life over this.
Yep.
I'm not a fan.
I don't like that.
I don't like it either.
I want justice for Johnny Depp's life over this. Yep. I'm not a fan. I don't like that. I don't like it either. I want justice for Johnny Depp.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, you know my personal part about it.
Like, I have a friend from high school who had a girl claim that he raped her.
And then two years later, after he's been in prison the whole time,
admitted that he never did.
And she was just upset because he broke up with her.
And she lied.
And she didn't go to jail or anything
for that he got out of prison and he was let free and it's like sorry sorry we took two of your
years away because we just instantly believed this girl yep and it's like that's a that's a
huge issue that was a good friend of mine who lost two years of his life because this girl
was believed simply no questions asked through him in prison for two
years it's like this kind of stuff really like upsets me you know it's like i want you know
it's like i'm not saying i i don't believe women i'm saying find the information that's true and
and innocent until proven guilty right i yes and and what bothers me about all of this is that the default is always,
it's always, it's always a weird cultural political thing. Yeah. Like with, with the
Joe Biden thing going on right now, I tweeted something, I tweeted something like, you know,
Joe Biden's been credibly accused and Bernie endorsed him. Yeah. And then some anti-Trump
guy responded like, you shouldn't trust her accusation.
And I'm like, why not?
Believe all hashtag.
Believe all women.
Yeah, right.
That's what we were told every step of the way.
Like, it's time to start believing the women.
Well, we did it with Johnny Depp and it was fake news.
And we did it with, you know, Kavanaugh.
Well, yeah, I know.
And that was mostly fake news to a bunch of those people who accused Kavanaugh,
walked their their accusations back or apologized or recanted outright so at this point they've had a bad string of luck with propping up
people who turn out to be liars yeah like why choose the you you don't have to pick amber heard
and then she gets exposed as making this stuff up basically yeah and you know pooping on someone's
bed aquaman one wasn't really that good it was an okay movie I'd give it like a 6.2 but you know
what I don't remember from the film Amber Heard I agree I don't
I don't remember her at all oh she ate a flower I remember
really cool underwater fighting scenes and like huge
armies of fish which is dope yeah and that's big waves
yeah I mean there's some cool
parts in that movie, but she
was not in it. I want to see Aquaman 2.
Oh, now you want to see it. I don't want
to see it with her in it.
There it is. I would like to see
the movie, but I will care
significantly less about it if she's in the movie.
I'll just feel like...
I don't know. It's going to pull me
out of the movie.'m gonna be like there's
that girl that ruined uh johnny depp well johnny experience ruined almost almost well either way
there's there she is i am i'm looking at amber heard not whatever character she's playing in
aquaman too i gotta be honest you know what i mean i'm not gonna think that at all no when i
watch that and i see her on the screen i'm not gonna be thinking at all about johnny depp i'm
gonna be imagining her pooping on a bed i'm serious i'm not trying to say that to be
funny or like this has become the story it's true somebody asked us this in the super chat the other
day and i'm like that can't be real can't be real but i've but i've heard it's a rumor i don't know
reportedly this is straight from johnny depp this is what he said is that what he said yeah you
found it he says 2018 august 2018 he's? Yeah, that's what he said. You found it. He says 2018, August 2018.
He's talking about
how he found
this little gift
on their bed.
Wow.
What's the source?
Him.
Well, it's from
multiple different sources.
So she did it.
So now I'm going
to be watching her
and there's going to be
this epic battle scene
and he's going to be like,
Mira, come help.
And I'm going to see her
and I'm going to think
it's her just like,
wait, she's wearing
like a really thin
or a tight suit, right? You think you're going to like look at her butt and be like, do you think there's poop in there? Well, spot on. Wait, she's wearing, like, a really thin or a tight suit, right?
You think you're going to, like, look at her butt and be like,
do you think there's poop in there?
Oh, no.
Oh, there is.
You think she's pooping right now?
Of course there's poop in there.
No, like, in her suit.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Too much.
Dude, she's the poop lady now.
I just Googled her.
Johnny Depp made her the poop lady.
I just Googled her, and the first thing that comes up,
petition, remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2.
They got to do it. This is the first thing that comes up. Petition. Remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2. They got to do it.
This is the first thing that comes up.
So we got Toilet Girl.
Then we got Poop Lady.
Non-Toilet Girl.
Yeah, the no Toilet Girl.
You know, look, I think everybody deserves second chances.
If she came out and said, you know, what I went through with Johnny Depp was a mistake
and I feel terrible about it.
I'm so sorry to everybody and my fans. I hope Johnny can find it in his heart to forgive me or whatever
I'd be like what do you say Johnny like bygones be bygones we can move forward and give her another
chance yeah I'd look to Johnny and be like what do you think right and then he's gonna be like I
don't believe her and be like well it's not about that with Johnny here it's if she came out and
owned up to the mistakes she made and apologized I I'd be inclined to say, I'll go see your movie.
But she didn't.
She came out and said, Johnny Depp did it.
He hit me.
He did this to me.
Yeah.
And then Johnny had to release the recordings where she's like, so what?
You're a baby.
So what?
I hit you.
And I'm like, boom.
I'm a girl.
No one will believe you.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a little girl.
That line right there is exactly why I won't go see this movie. That's so messed up. She was like, see how many people believe you. oh yeah that was it that that line right there is exactly why i won't go see
this movie exactly she was like see how many people believe you yeah oh dude i'll tell you
what you want to know what i'll believe i'll believe that i will not see your movie yep i
believe that i hate you not interested not interested at all no but i but i'm definitely
interested in aquaman so here's the problem with aquaman 1. It was almost a really good movie, but there was a weird composition, like things, the
music didn't fit.
Like, you know the scene when the Manta guy, his dad's dying in the submarine?
Yeah.
And it's like playing this dramatic music and he's like fighting his way out?
Right, right.
It just did not work.
Yeah, that was a weird scene, actually.
I agree.
It felt a little much.
They didn't need to.
There's some of the scenes in that movie that were like, why?
It didn't make me feel.
It didn't make me feel anything.
Right, exactly.
But they were really trying.
They were pushing it.
Yep.
That's what it was.
But the visuals of that big undersea battle was awesome.
I love the undersea creatures.
You know what I really liked about it?
Is it the brother?
I think it's the brother, the prince or whatever.
And he's like explaining why he's going to war.
It actually makes a lot of sense.
I was like, oh man, he's right.
Like we as humans have been dumped.
The ocean has been a dump for us.
We've been like, it's the ocean's messed up.
The whole ecosystem's like relearning how to live right now.
So,
and his argument is like,
they've just been pooping on us like Amber heard for years.
Yes.
Yes.
You know what I'd like to see?
The movie can start and it literally starts with him being like,
you know,
he walked,
he's walking down the street and he's like,
Oh Mira,
come with me.
And then she walks to cross the street and then a bus just hits her. And then she's out of the movie. That's it. It come with me and then she walks to cross the street then a bus just hits her and then she's out of the movie that's it it's over and then she's gone
and then as soon as he says that then he's like his phone rings like oh man i better get this
and he just leaves that's it she's gone no one says anything else it's like we rode her out with
the bus i mean do we really even need to have anything? Couldn't it just, couldn't they just have the movie and just not have her in it and just,
just that that's it.
Just done.
This is interesting,
man.
I'm,
I'm,
I'm glad to see that Johnny Depp's getting this kind of support.
I mean,
there,
there are a lot of you even,
you know,
like social justice,
he like feminists who have come out and support support of this guy.
Yeah.
Johnny Depp.
And I respect it.
I wish that they would stop just blanket believing anybody. Cause I don't care if you're a man, woman, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, whatever.
Boom.
If you got the proof.
I feel you, bro.
So you know when they say like believe all women, I'm like, yes, at face value.
And then you investigate.
Trust but verify.
Right.
So if you come to me and say this happened, I'll say I will take it seriously and I will operate off of the assumption that you are telling me the truth.
I will not go destroy someone's life.
I will not arrest them.
We will go and gather evidence.
If we can't prove it, nothing happens.
Boom.
100% agree.
But they want to change the standards.
And this is what happens.
So I'll tell you what.
You know, I probably.
People take advantage.
I probably would not have gone and seen a new Pirates movie.
But because of this, I definitely will.
I will too.
Agreed.
For sure.
Now I'm going to be like, I like this Johnny Depp guy.
Johnny Depp is an incredible actor.
He's a cool dude.
He's done some really awesome movies.
He's quirky.
Outside of Pirates.
I mean, Pirates was fun.
Yeah.
But as far as like an act as acting goes, he's really good.
So I guess I can just, you know, my final thought is I wish Johnny Depp well in his career,
and I wish him clean sheets.
For sure.
As soon as they're divorced, it probably will be more likely for him now.
Yes.
My wish will come true.
Yes, correct.
Clean sheets for Johnny Depp.
Indeed.
Hashtag clean sheets.
We should change the hashtag from justice for Johnny Depp to clean sheets for Johnny Depp.
Yes.
All right.
Let's grab some more super chats.
Let's see where we are at.
I think we were talking about tungsten rods or something.
Yeah.
There we go.
Yep.
Bad Dragonite says, great show.
Hope to see you with Rekieta again sometime.
Yeah, possibly in the future.
Not a banned account says, how many more freedoms should we give up to feel safe?
We gave up the right to assemble or exercise religion.
Maybe if we abolish the third or the fourth.
Oh, the third amendment's got to go, man.
I would like the US military to quarter themselves in my house
because then you're safe.
You got a soldier right there sleeping in your bed.
Now you can sleep on the floor.
I hope they're nice.
That's a third, right?
No quarter for the government. I'm not sure'm not sure yeah they can't use their house your house but think about
how safe you would feel with no third amendment i mean i guess i mean military you would try to
target the military in in a battle so if they're your house you're more like exposed as as far as
like being a target for something to attack.
If the U.S. Army showed up and they were like, we're going to put these people in your house,
you're going to have soldiers in your house?
How much safer could you be than having the soldiers right there?
They're a messy bunch.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's assuming a lot there.
That's militarist.
Yeah.
Militarist.
Soldierist.
Militaracist. Militarist. Soldierist soldier i don't know dar l says motto in the u.s post-pandemic hail hydra oh yeah hell i draw slava booze says there
are muffins under the beanies when they are hungry num num num that's right that's why the change
camera views take a num well i do have a can of soda and when the camera changes i take you know numb. That's right. That's why the change camera view is taken numb.
Well, I do have a can of soda, and when the camera changes, I take
you know, it's like it'll go to Adam. I'm like,
I was like, Tim's getting thirsty. Quick, Tim,
camera. Darth Zackett
says, what is your opinion of Jimmy Dore
cowardly sneaking and spitting on Alex
Jones? At least Anna Fat shamed him to his face.
I don't know anything about, oh, wait, was that
at the, in 2016 or
something? I don't know. No idea. I don't know. I, oh, wait, was that in 2016 or something? I don't know.
No idea.
I don't recall hearing that.
I would not be a fan.
I don't know much about that.
I like Jimmy Dore.
I would not condone that kind of behavior.
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Student of History says, fun story you may enjoy.
The U.S. is looking to possibly rework the B-1 Lancers to become a long-range air-to-air missile platform
with the ability to delete 40 aircraft, especially if the enemy is Gen 3 or 4.
Yikes.
Douglas says, DPA of 1950 to force the economy to save USA.
What is, oh, Defense Production Act.
That's what they're doing, right?
Yeah, that's what's in place now.
JMac, thanks for the super chat.
Grimley says, Tim, I've been on the front line in Call of Duty for years.
I can confirm only three mags.
Also, Amber really shat that bed on this time.
There you go.
Big Al says, I was R the Donald from the start.
Rip.
Q and Pizzagate are movements, not specific theories.
They're mostly just specific crowdsourced researching.
Interesting.
Cracklin says, are your beanies at least six feet apart?
If not, use your Chidori.
They are, in fact.
They are, yeah.
Nicely on the wall.
Chidori.
Slap the console.
The tungsten rods are called kinetic bombardment.
Also, I recommend the game Neo Scavenger to prepare for the apocalypse.
It's an old school turn-based game with combat and crafting, and it's only 15 bucks.
Sounds fun.
NYBSFP says Depp threatened to, whoa, did he actually do that?
I don't even want to read that.
He said something very bad about the president.
And then this person says, I have no pity for him.
Wow.
Prog Metal Deity says Metal Gear 2 government builds AI to censor the web.
That's not good.
Jim Keel says SJ reaches for Tim's beanie,
pulling it down to cover his eyes.
Shh, it's better if you don't watch, Timmy,
whispered SJ.
Oh, soy Jesus.
Tim Quivering responds,
please just be gentle.
JS, hee hee hee, Tim.
No, no, no.
Thank you, Wendy,
for the graphic fan fiction.
Oh, please stop.
Just kidding.
Frog Metal Deity,
thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
And let's see, where are becoming a member. Thank you.
And let's see where we are.
There we go.
No Control says, uninstalled ways for telling me not to drive during the quarantine.
Really?
I'd love to see that.
Oh, man.
Connor Steven says, it was incidental that Amber cut the tip of his finger off.
Nerdette's newsstand here on YouTube has covered this very well.
I recommend checking her out.
Will do.
Brave New Perth says, what is your take on Russian Eurasianism, the international Eurasian movement and Russia's grand strategy, Greater Eurasia?
I don't know anything about it.
Same.
Thu Nguyen says, Amber pooped the bed and there are witnesses.
Well then, let's see.
UEO request, look into Washington State Equity Task Force.
Benjamin Boyce.
Will do.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Witnesses, plural.
So there's multiple people that witnessed her pooping on the bed.
Wow.
What kind of a situation is going on there?
I don't care to think about that.
A scatological one?
Was it like a poop party?
She's an actress.
She's got to have an audience, man.
Amber turd.
Live streaming it.
Cracklin says, BRB, got to take an Amber.
Oh my gosh.
That's what I'm going to start saying. Yes, chat's on fire. Yes., BRB gotta take an Amber. Oh my gosh. That's what I'm gonna start saying.
Yes, chat's on fire.
Yes.
Well, I have friends named Amber.
They don't deserve that.
That ruined it for them.
Sorry.
Sorry all Ambers out there everywhere.
Change your names.
Connor says,
Tim, how long do you think it'll take
until we all collectively
get so fed up with the commies
that we just start shooting them?
I don't want it to happen, mind you,
but at this point,
it seems like an inevitability. No, that happen uh not any foreseeable future based on just
politics yeah and i don't it depends on what you mean by commie i mean if like people are going out
roving bands causing chaos and trying to revolt or start a revolution the police will come in and do
it you know bobcat says what do you think about orbital rings as the future of space access? I think they'll solve terrestrial problems to make them worth exploring now.
Is that like the movie Elysium?
Maybe.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Space station's a big ring.
Yeah, yeah.
And that spins so they have the gravity.
Right.
And it's interesting.
I mean, I don't know if that's exactly it or maybe like a full-on ring around the whole Earth.
It's probably more like elysium but yeah it
would be interesting i mean we are definitely moving into space that is inevitable and it's
happening that's very exciting atlas says tim when i was in jail a guy called expletive hands
would crap then wipe with his hands and then wash his hands and not use toilet paper
he would be the only one laughing when we have no more tp don't do drugs i won't gosh
heath thanks for becoming a member.
John Ree says, you missed my first chat, Tim.
John, I'm sorry.
Harold Bolin, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
Buck Rockgroin says, turd wave feminism is a movement that consists of nothing but stupid,
spoiled, rich white girls.
Tim, you can't get quality leadership when you've got nothing but malignant narcissists
to choose from.
I agree with that.
Man, turd wave feminism. Ryan M says, cheers from NZ. Appreciate it. Nice. What up?
New Carbine says, tungsten rods are especially dangerous as a precision weapon.
Can penetrate any and all underground bunkers. Any military facilities be doomed. No escape. Whoa.
Scary. GMU says, Tim, thoughts on Bill O'Reilly. Leftists love to hate him,
and he was a bit cantankerous for my taste, but he has a huge following.
Never been a big fan.
I mean, I remember that one thing where he was like, sun goes up, sun goes down.
You can't explain that.
Tide goes in.
Remember that?
He was like, tide goes in, tide goes out.
You can't explain that.
Yes, you can.
Sun goes up.
And the guy he was interviewing goes, are you being serious?
Seriously.
We explained that 500 years ago.
Oh, my gosh. We explained that 500 years ago. Oh my gosh.
No, it works.
Bill, look, I've never actually watched a whole lot of Bill O'Reilly.
So I would, for the most part, reserve judgment.
I only have peripheral reports to go on.
And I don't think it's fair to use smear pieces to judge a guy who I never watched.
I will say of the things I've seen of him, I have never been a big fan.
For that being said, I'm not a fan of Rachel Maddow.
I am also not a big fan of Sean Hannity.
Don Lemon.
Oh, Don Lemon's the worst.
I don't think it's fair to compare Hannity to Don Lemon or Rachel Maddow, for sure.
But I do find him to be bombastic.
Tucker Carlson's probably one of the best on cable TV, period.
He's absolutely fantastic.
What is this?
White Hot Pepper says, is Shrek an incel?
I don't know.
No, he gets a girlfriend.
He gets married.
Yeah, he gets married.
He has kids, doesn't he?
He does, yeah.
So does Donkey, for that matter.
Does he?
With the dragon.
Oh, such a cute movie.
He gets down with the dragon.
Julian Borges says, favorite Johnny Depp performance.
I really like him as Edward Scissorhands, and he had the coolest death in Nightmare
on Elm Street. Pardon the spoiler.
Oh, he was on that?
I mean, the original Pirates
is a classic. It's epic.
The original Pirates is amazing.
Yeah, you're right. The ones after that,
not so much. But for his kids.
You know that, right? His kids
loved Johnny
Depp in those movies so much,
and he said, I'll keep doing them as long as you want me to.
And they were like, make another one.
That's cute.
And he did.
And they're, make another one.
Make a billion dollars.
And he kept doing it.
They're fun.
I can't believe how long they've been doing it.
They're fun, yeah.
They are.
Here we go.
Pei Chen Wu says, just learned VA of TF2 soldier died from COVID-19.
Whoa, from COVID?
Interesting.
Whoa.
Tanya says, Johnny Depp did suggest something really bad about the president, which is despicable.
I'm not going to read that.
That being said, the movement to only believe women is scary and unconstitutional.
Innocent until proven guilty.
I agree.
He apologized for his quotation.
Oh, he did.
It was 2017.
Nobody liked it very much.
Sean Easton says, soy jesus show us the
way nice although way is is is from his milk dairy yeah so yeah no no all right everybody no thanks
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