Timcast IRL - TimcastIRL #49 - Trump Calls To LIBERATE The States, TYT Founder Demands He Be Impeached
Episode Date: April 18, 2020In his most fascist move yet, Trump makes a series of tweets demanding the LIBERATION of certain states that are currently protesting their liberal governors' stay-at-home orders and encouraging freed...om of movement for American citizens. As a result, Cenk Uygur thinks he ought to be impeached - again - and the absolute state of society and policing leaves Tim and Adam scratching their heads. Merch - https://teespring.com/stores/timcast-2 Podcast available on iTunes and Spotify, coming soon to all podcast platforms! Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to the show, everybody. This is the TimCast IRL podcast, and joining me tonight, as usual, is...
What's up, everybody? Adam Krigler here. Hey-o!
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Now, if you're listening to this on, like, iTunes or something, you still can't see anyone's face, so that's too bad.
But thanks for coming anyway.
We got a bunch of stories, actually. You know, we always have a bunch of stories. It's
hard to know how many we'll actually get to. But the first one, the most fun is Trump calling for
liberation and being called a fascist for it. Of course. I was like, wait, what? Trump tweets
liberate Minnesota, you know, liberate Michigan. And the response from a bunch of these people is
like, you fascist. Yep. The president calls for giving up executive authority and they call him a fascist i don't get it i don't even
know i wouldn't i don't even know what's going on it doesn't make sense it's funny it's funny
but a bunch of uh conservative groups are planning on doing more protests we already saw a whole
bunch so we're going to talk a bit about you know government overreach strangely it's the federal
government that's resisting it.
I mean, at least they're saying they are.
Yeah, yeah.
They kind of are.
I mean, Trump's been trying to reopen the economy
for a long time.
They've been yelling at him for it.
I almost believe he should just say,
I'm for impeaching me.
So that they just...
Like, you guys should impeach me.
And they'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Trump's trying to quit.
Don't let him quit.
You ran for president.
You got to finish out your term.
And if you get reelected, that's what they'll do.
They'll do it.
Oh, man.
That'd be funny.
But we got a bunch of other stories, too.
And speaking about government overreach, we actually have a bunch of stories from New York.
It's really frustrating.
Like, they're letting out 1,500 criminals from the jails.
A nurse is getting beat up by muggers.
But, but, but, it's not all bad news.
The NYPD is still policing, detaining a 12-year-old boy for selling candy.
I'm glad they're doing something.
I'm glad they're doing their jobs.
Dang kids selling candy.
They always come up to me and they're trying to raise money for their school uniforms.
You know they're not really raising money for school uniforms.
Yeah, they're just trying to make a buck.
Right.
So it's like, you know what you do?
You tell them to stop.
You shoo them off.
Yeah.
And then when you go out and you see the chick getting mugged, the nurse, you stop the mugging.
Yeah.
And then you don't let them out of jail.
But hey, man, this is why I'll never be in politics because I don't ask me.
But we have a couple other stories.
So there's like some disaster news.
Very creepy.
German zoo is apparently going to be feeding the zoo animals to other zoo animals.
Yep. Oh, what? To keep the zoo animals to other zoo animals. Yep.
Oh, what?
To keep the zoo going.
That's crazy.
Wow.
I don't know why zoos are a thing.
You know, I was just watching.
I don't agree with zoos.
You know that movie, I was just watching it, Snowpiercer?
Yeah.
I wonder if you guys who are listening have watched it.
It's basically like the world.
I love it.
It's a cool concept, but it's kind of silly.
So all the governments of the world release this gas to combat global warming and it freezes the planet yeah like up too much so there's this
crazy guy who made a a train that's a closed biome and so he's basically recycling humans
all i can think like i just want to talk about the conspiracy of that willy wonka thing i don't
know if anybody knows this but snowpiercercer supposedly is the next Charlie and the Chocolate Factor.
Yeah, the sequel.
Sequel.
Like, he's actually, I don't know if you've seen it.
I actually don't really want to ruin it.
It's too silly.
It's silly, but it's awesome.
It's funny.
Because he does say at the end of the movie that, I mean, like, the movie's 10 years old.
He does say at the end of the movie, like, that part has gone extinct and he needs children to operate the finer parts.
It's like, hmm hmm what does extinct mean
but no no but anyway it's like the the train he the bad guy talks about the balance of the train
yeah like we must only have a certain number of people that's what it feels like it's going out
with the zoo they're like to you know to make the bring balance to the zoo we must feed the ostrich
to the lion because we're running out of food that's crazy dude i'll tell you what man i think we are about to see the food shortage get bad i inclined to agree because when when we went
to the store a while ago there was not like there was like a lot missing but still a lot of food
yeah apparently now it's substantially worse really yeah yeah so the last store run apparently
was depleted substantially and we couldn't get a lot of what we wanted.
But who knows?
We'll see.
I mean, they're dumping all this food out.
But I'll tell you what.
We got to talk about Trump demanding liberation.
Yep.
Fascist.
Trying to liberate people from their governments.
That's what fascists do.
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And maybe after all of that, YouTube might actually recommend this content to you.
Yes.
Yeah, here's hoping.
Worth a shot.
Meanwhile, they're putting the mainstream media up on the front page of YouTube.
Guaranteed.
Yeah.
And then what's funny is they're doing these press releases where they're like,
live stream content is up 75%.
It's like, oh, you mean for CBS and CNN because you put them on the front page of your website.
Wow.
I'm so surprised that's happening to these people.
Yeah.
And then they report three months behind everybody else.
Yeah, I don't get it.
So you know what?
If you see what I see, and if you would seek as I seek, then share this podcast so that, you know, people don't just listen to the mainstream media because they're awful.
I half expected you to put a Guy Fawkes mask on.
I love that line.
If you would seek as I seek, then join me by sharing this podcast so that other people could join in.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, I'll do that more often, huh?
Please do.
So I also want to point one thing out before we get started.
Some people have been complaining that the UFO isn't spinning enough.
So I have this here, and we're going to make it spin for you.
That's what I wanted.
It's not nearly as fun for me.
I kind of like getting up there and, like, you know, fiddling with it.
Oh, well.
Okay, I think I overdid it.
Now it's wobbling and it's probably going to fall.
There's going to be aliens that are inside.
They're just puking on the walls now.
It's super seasick.
They're like, what's happening?
I'm loving the probable people who are on iTunes.
Like, I have no idea what they're talking about.
What's spinning?
Are they in the thing?
Is the thing spinning?
There's a floating UFO on our table.
I have this air duster that I just got.
And you can use it to spin the levitating UFO. And I spun it so hard, it started bouncing up
and down and then just popped off. Yeah. So I'll try not to do that. It's really spinning now.
Speaking of spinning, Trump wants to liberate the states. That has nothing to do with spinning,
but here we go. We're going to talk about the news. Moving on. Nice segue. Nice, excellent segue.
So earlier today, I saw these tweets from Donald Trump and it was what he's like, liberate Michigan. I don't
even know what it means. Liberate Michigan, liberate Virginia and save your great Second
Amendment. It is under siege and liberate Minnesota. Now, apparently this has caused
uproar. The founder of the Young Turks is shocked, saying if anyone commits violence against officials in Michigan, Minnesota or Virginia, real Donald Trump should be impeached again.
I'm not joking.
He clearly incited violence.
He's a deranged madman.
And we have to get him out of office before he does more damage.
This is unprecedented.
What?
You know, man, he really is kind of losing losing his edge.
We lost it.
Yeah, I'm sorry. You're right. I got to say it. losing losing his edge. We lost it. Yeah, I'm sorry.
You're right.
I got to say it.
He lost his edge.
He's lost the plot.
He used to be fell off.
I used to like the Young Turks.
Well, they used to watch them and be like, you know, this is pretty legit.
Like he's always had weird things going on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But they used to be anti-establishment.
Now they're pseudo anti-establishment.
Yeah.
It's like I heard that he wanted to like he
was trying to convince his employees to not go into a union yeah it's like yep why would you
want that and then he started complaining of the airline that's an old video that's an old video i
know but still like when it surfaced i was like is this guy for real yeah yeah it's a video of him
talking into his phone being like this airline's not getting me on this flight.
I demand this.
Why would you post that?
Don't you know who I am?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, they don't.
You're a YouTuber.
None of us expect any recognition from regular people.
Right.
If I was on the cover of...
It doesn't matter how famous you think you are,
you're still just a regular human being.
I mean, he's famous, but come on, man.
It doesn't matter. If he was walking... No, no, no. If he was walking down the street, people are going to be mean, he's famous, but come on, man. It doesn't matter.
If he was walking, no, no, no.
If he was walking on the street, people are going to be like, who?
Yeah, who are you?
If you walk up to somebody and say, do you know who Cenk Uygur is?
They're going to be like, what?
I'm sorry.
Did you just ask me a question?
Was that, what did you say?
Is that a name?
Cenk?
Is that some food?
Cenk Uygur is his name.
They'll be like, oh, no, I don't know who that is.
Yeah, no, I don't know who that is. Yeah, no, I don't.
Never heard that name.
It's funny because he likes, he's really got this thing about him where he really brags
about the viewership of the Young Turks.
And I'm just like, bro, chill, man.
Could you, could you, like, it's one thing when we rag on other networks for, like, doing
miserably.
Like, CNN's ratings are dropping dramatically all the time.
And I try to be fair and say their YouTube ratings are like 300 million in the past month. Keep in mind,
YouTube props them up. But it's really weird when he tweeted this recently.
There's an article that says Joe Biden's losing the Internet. You know, there's no left wing
YouTube or whatever. And he was like, what about the Young Turks? We get way more views. I'm so
angry that The New York Times won't recognize me. Just do your thing, man. Sad. Stop complaining.
Anyway.
Yes, exactly.
I didn't want to go off on a tangent about the Young Turks,
but I do feel like they've kind of started spiraling.
Yeah, I agree.
Because it's like they're chasing the tribe instead of chasing the principle.
But anyway, I wanted to highlight that to show you just how angry
and outraged everyone was that Donald Trump tweeted these three things.
I got to be honest.
You want to know what I thought?
The first thing I thought when I saw these tweets from Trump, I thought this.
That's it.
I saw it.
I was like, oh, you know, the president tweeted again.
You'd think after this many years, you'd be like, oh, yeah.
He said it's unprecedented.
Are you kidding me?
I thought it was unprecedented when he tweeted that woman was a horse face.
That was a little unprecedented.
I didn't hear this. He tweeted that Stormy Daniels had a it was stormy daniels right he called her horse face yeah the funniest thing about it is that he allegedly slept with her
so it's like burn those are rare you know what man if you can't have a sense of humor about
these things right what do people think is going to happen like trump's going to say something
stupid and then the world's going to blow up?
I don't know.
Yeah, he really doesn't care what people think. He doesn't care.
No, he clearly doesn't care.
He likes to poke them.
Yeah.
Well, he likes to be self-deprecating on purpose.
Yeah, exactly.
He likes to poke people and, like, he doesn't care.
Yeah.
So here's—
Yeah, let's get back to it.
Look at this.
Look at this.
The tweets, which marked Trump's most aggressive calls yet for state economies to reopen i mean technically but what do these tweets mean liberate them from who him
right from the governors it's it's from the coronavirus duh they're they're they're i would
call these tweets silly they're i don't think they're meant to be literal calls to revolution
from the president right i think he's just's just like rallying a bunch of protesters.
And you know what?
These protesters, we have this story from Willamette Week.
I chose this publication on purpose because they're from Portland,
so they're super biased.
Okay.
But they're like right-wing protesters are planning reopen America rallies
at state capitals in Oregon and Washington and a bunch of other places.
And I imagine these guys with their American flags saw the president tweet this,
and you know what they said?
Oh.
Yeah.
There's a tweet that I'm trying to find right now.
Neil deGrasse Tyson said it.
He said, you know, there's two...
I wanted to read it.
I couldn't find it.
But basically what he says is there's two, like,
conundrums right now.
And it's like, you know, what the first one is...
Man, I really want to read it.
Here we go.
I just found it.
You got it?
Yeah, here we go. He goes goes uh my gosh there's so many things that make no sense to this and neil degrasse
tyson frequently tweets things that make no sense no i she's he has there's so much random stuff i'm
seeing that he tweets oh my goodness yeah just well you pull it up and uh yeah you keep and i'll
read a little bit more of this we'll see what's going on a group oh so oh here we go a group
calling itself liberate minnesota staged staged a protest Friday afternoon outside the
residence of the state governor, Tim Walz.
Live streamed video of the protests showed throngs of people packed closely outside the
residence, many waving pro-Trump signs and flags.
Few participants appeared to be wearing masks or other protective gear.
Yeah, they don't care.
Well, it's been deleted.
He deleted the tweet.
The tweet has been deleted.
The one that I was about to read.
Why? What was it about?
It was basically him saying,
if you don't have dandruff,
why do you use dandruff shampoo?
And if the state doesn't have many COVID cases,
why aren't we open yet?
Right, the point being that the treatment's working.
Right, the treatment's working.
Everything's on the decline. why are we still in lockdown
we should be basically calling it out well he's basically saying we should be locked down
no i think but he's saying no no no no no no i guess i guess it could be perceived either way
the point is it's to prevent the dandruff thing was a reference to a head and shoulders commercial
right right where the guy uh is talking to the woman and she sees head and shoulders in the bathroom and she goes
head and shoulders but you don't have dandruff exactly right he's using it so the point he was
trying to make was i see the reason we don't have a lot of cases because we're locked down
and that's a fair point does make sense so i'm seeing a bunch of people and this is the weirdest
thing to me they're like and it's not the biggest group but there's enough of them and they and
they're high profile saying see they were projecting 200 000 now what the real number is
only you know 40 000 right they were wrong it's like no no the the viral tweet right now is that
the uh the guy's like my doctor said i would die if i didn't do this medicine well i took the
medicine and didn't die i guess he was wrong no was right. You're supposed to do that. No, that makes him right. Yeah.
However, as much as that's true,
the other thing that's really,
really mind-numbing to me,
because there are even people I know
and people like friends of mine
who are tweeting about Dr. Phil.
Like, oh, this guy's not even a real doctor.
He's got a PhD, dude.
He's a clinical psychologist.
He was on Fox talking about
the psychology of people and how they're going to get depressed and lonely and it's going to
be traumatic. So, you know, we need to reconsider. We need to consider opening up these states.
Yep. And so he gets slammed across the board by everybody. You know what I've found? You know,
look, we've got a bunch of states that have locked down. It's been devastating.
22 million jobless claims. You've got you've got Whitmer in Michigan,
which is like the most egregious governor. She's basically like what she did this interview
where she goes, everybody, you know, complaining about these lockdowns, but it's snowing anyway.
So the things about like not being able to go gardening. Well, it's going to snow anyway.
Oh, my God. I'm like, right, right.
I love the Patrick Henry joke.
It's like the famous quote from Patrick Henry.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Unless it snows, you know, because then you don't need.
Well, it's snowing.
I guess I'm all right.
No liberty if it's snowing.
No big deal.
Right.
Yeah.
No liberty for anybody.
It's snowing.
You're fine.
But that was another viral tweet from hers.
And a lot of people think she's just trying to get press attention, positive or negative,
so that she can get that VP ticket or whatever.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Some people are thinking that she's like lighting herself on fire because by doing this weird
stuff, they're just...
That's what I think.
People are pissed.
Yeah.
To see the...
So...
I would be.
So we had somebody comment in the Super chat about this the other day about not being
able to buy seeds.
You can buy seeds.
But the law that the executive order she signed or whatever said that certain stores over
a certain size like Walmart and stuff had to close most of these sections, including
gardening and whatever.
Yeah, that does make sense.
So that meant you couldn't buy seeds.
But you could still go to some places and buy seeds.
I'm sure, you know, I don't know if Walmart wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't sound to you,
but then she actually made the point that you couldn't go gardening because of the,
the, the, the order she signed. So, you know, okay. So you sure you can buy the seeds,
but you can't go and buy gardening supplies. That's the weirdest thing ever.
These guys, this is the problem with government overreach. They think they know what is essential and what isn't.
Yeah, exactly.
And they don't.
The example I gave, what if, I don't know, a pipe burst in your house?
Right.
And you need some of that good old flex tape.
You know flex tape?
I love it.
That's great.
Where the guy slaps the thing.
Boom.
It really does work wonders.
Boom.
Flex tape.
That's awesome.
Well, what if they close down the hardware section saying, nobody needs this?
Yeah.
And you're like, I've got a water main break in my house and I need something.
Flex Tape will do the job.
And they're like, sorry, section's closed.
That's essential, man.
Your house floods, you become homeless.
What do you do?
They think they know.
They don't.
I'm like, they said like the hardware section was shut down, flooring and stuff.
Like, what if you get, what if a hole forms in your floor?
Like, you know, I don't know.
Some kid drops a bag of bowling balls. I don't know i don't know what kids are doing these
days and they got a hole in your floor yeah so you go to you go try going to home depot and they're
like first of all you can't come without a mask you gotta go get a mask yeah and that's that's
fun i guess i mean where do you buy masks other than home depot yeah that's where i would i'd be
like how do i get a mask well i guess i would go to home depot and get a mask that was that was
actually something that happened to us when we went to Home Depot.
But if you didn't have a mask, what would you do?
Just like pick your shirt up?
No, you can't.
So we had to like wrap a shirt around her face.
But I was like, we were there.
Like, you can't come without a mask.
I was like, but you guys sell the masks.
Where do I go to get a mask?
Did they actually have masks to buy or?
Oh, I don't know.
I was like, whatever, man.
I just wrapped a shirt around my face.
It was tight with a shoelace.
And they were like, that's fine. Yeah, that's the point. The reason authoritarianism doesn't work. I was like, whatever, man. I just wrapped a shirt around my face. It was tight with a shoelace. And they were like, that's fine.
But yeah, that's the point.
The reason authoritarianism doesn't work, it's very, very simple.
One person does not know everything and never will.
One thing people do know, each person knows.
Lydia Cam.
What?
Lydia Cam.
If somebody is an individual, then they're going to make the right choice for themselves.
That's who it should be.
For themselves.
No, they're not.
Oh, they're not. No, they're not. They're themselves. No, they're not. Oh, they're not. No, they're not.
They're not. No, they're not. Well, no. Tell me.
It would definitely be biased
towards what they want. Right.
That's the better way to put it. Yeah.
They would make the right choice for themselves. When
a bunch of people are riding around
on rascals in a Walmart
ordering a gallon of Coke
with their, you know, double cheese, extra
pepperoni pizza. Hey, man, I know.
There are serious problems.
But hey, I'll tell you what.
There's a bias towards what they actually need to function.
If your kid dropped the bowling balls on your floor,
you're going to know that you need the flex tape.
It's more along the lines of what I was getting at.
You're going to need wood to fix the hole in the floor.
If the kid threw a bowling ball at the
water pipe and it broke, then
what normally breaks water
means? I don't know. Freezing.
Your kid spilled the liquid nitrogen
and then a bowling
ball. There's some weird
people in this house. I don't know what kids
do these days. I see the YouTube
videos where they're spraying everybody with liquid nitrogen
or whatever it is. That sounds dangerous. dangerous oh no you know what they do on you
that i'd be it's actually make more sense if they were using like a torch to light a nickel ball
you ever see those videos or batteries no the kid got the hydraulic press okay oh gosh the hybrid
you know all these all these are in youtube you know what lucky for you i do know how to fix that
what water main break yeah but but so so we are being silly but
uh yeah yeah i think you know the point i was gonna make about the economic shutdown like it
it is true that if someone says you took your medicine you didn't you you like you got better
okay we we shut everything down we didn't get hit as hard but now we need to start reopening
the economies the funny thing the reason i brought up dr phil in this one is because i see all these people yelling at him and andrew cuomo said the
exact same thing i just i'm just so sick of it man yeah andrew cuomo says it it's it's law it's
the word of the lord it's like oh man andrew cuomo he should be president like i hear that all the
time called him america's president saying the same thing yeah as the president he is yes and
dr phil and but everyone's yelling at him and this whole dr phil thing is so stupid he's not a America's president. He's saying the same thing as the president. He is. Yes. And Dr. Phil.
But everyone's yelling at him.
And this whole Dr. Phil thing is so stupid.
He's not an MD.
It's like, yeah, his comment was about the psychological health of the country.
And that's what he's a doctor at.
Facts don't matter.
Facts don't matter.
I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
I mean, no, I think we all't get it i don't get it either i mean no i think we all do get it i think i think
we say i don't get it as kind of like a colloquial frustration yes you're right but we do get it
these people don't know they don't care it's just a bunch of stooges like trying to fit in
yep it's like a bunch of you know what you could do i'd be willing to bet you could hire a bunch
of people to do something really, really weird.
Like, you know, just dance randomly in a spot and random people would join in.
Yeah.
They'd be like, oh, look at me.
Go on.
And like go in the circle.
I like where your head's at.
Maybe we should do something like this, like a social experiment.
A Timcast IRL dance?
A social experiment.
No.
Where we prove that you can trick people into doing
ridiculous things or believing ridiculous things okay by surrounding them by enough people who are
saying or doing the same thing yeah that's it there's actually a couple that i keep talking
about it's 100 humans and the show is kind of silly and some of the experience experiments they
do are a little biased the way they do it so it kind of annoys me but sometimes
it's really cool and they do this one where they have a hundred people stand in like a grid then
they take half of them away and then they teach the other half how to do a dance and then they
bring the other half back and they're like all right everybody we're time to do the dance and
they were seeing how many of the people that weren't there started doing the dance and all of them started were like totally
did i ever tell you all of them are doing it i told you guys the the antifa story right when
they didn't recognize me i think so i probably did in germany no no no no this one's in new york
okay i don't know this one i've told it often so i'll be quick with it i mean maybe there's a lot
of people who don't aren't familiar but Mike Cernovich was speaking at Columbia
University in New York, so I decided to go check it out. And I've actually spoken there too. I was
invited to PhD programs at Columbia several times. So I'm like, I'll go bring my camera and I'll film
stuff. So I'm in this lobby with, I don't know, a hundred protesters and they're all yelling,
Mike Cernovich, oh, we hate the guy or or whatever and i'm just standing there like my eyes are half closed glazed over like this boring whatever
yeah when all of a sudden someone yells tim pool is alt-right or something like that
okay and they all start looking around confused because nobody knows who i am yeah so you know
i did i started looking around confused too like oh gee who's this guy and they couldn't figure it
out good moves and so they all start the guy points towards me and everyone looks.
So I turn with the camera and look too.
Like, I get it, dude.
You don't want to single yourself out to people who don't know what's going on.
So I'm like, oh, who are they talking about?
And the guy, he puts his hand over.
He's like, this guy.
No one knows what's happening.
And all of a sudden, some random dude starts yelling, walks up to some journalist on the
other side of the room, an old guy wearing a vest with a camera. And he starts yelling yeah walks up to some journalists on the other side of the room an old guy wearing a vest with the camera and he starts yelling him it's you you
people are the problem you're and everyone's like confused and the journalist like points himself
like me like i don't know and i'm like i'm filming and then finally the guy comes up and he's like
this is tim pool and then they all turn around and start yelling at me and i saw i was laughing
i'm like these people have no idea who i am they have no they're just saying whatever they were told to
say it's it's that's how messed up these people are so you know when it comes to jank uger of the
young turks calling trump a fascist when trump says to actually relinquish government power
yeah what is you know what man i'm just i'm just trying to make sense of everything. And, you know, he's had this power for a long while now and really hasn't used it.
They're mad he won't.
I know.
It's like if he got the power and instantly started using it, they would have flipped out.
Totally.
They would have flipped and been like, he's crazy.
He's finally done it.
He's going off the rails.
But then he was like, you know he it hasn't really
has he even used it once i think i think he was at once one time that the masks right so they were
to make 3m keep their masks here and bring the ones from overseas back here right right and
it's like and then you know what that makes sense well i mean not even mad they actually
they've been calling the guy a fascist for years. And the dude's clearly not a fascist.
I mean, look, the United States has authoritarianism, you know, in various respects.
Laced through the whole government, yeah.
Yeah, in various areas, typically like our law enforcement.
You know what the craziest thing to me is?
I, in the early 2010s, the entirety of the left was mistrusting of the intelligence agencies.
Yeah.
CIA and the FBI and the NSA.
You had the Edward Snowden leaks, you know, several years back. And then something strange happened. was mistrusting of the intelligence agencies, CIA and the FBI and the NSA.
You had the Edward Snowden leaks, you know, several years back.
And then something strange happened.
The intelligence agencies started going up against Trump,
and all of a sudden they were heroes and everyone loved them.
That's a good point.
But here's the problem I have with people like Cenk Uygur.
He's a progressive.
He's a Bernie Sanders guy, right?
Yeah.
He's not really.
The actual progressives have no problem calling out the intelligence agencies, calling out Russiagate. Glenn Greenwald
is a good example. I don't know. He's the intercept. He's the guy who released the NSA
documents. Oh, OK. He ragged on all of all the media forever the whole time. And he hates Trump.
But he knows the media is full of it. He knows the intelligence agencies are full of it.
So I disagree with him on certain things.
But he's being honest about the press and the intelligence agencies.
But people like Cenk Uygur, who immediately come out and say Trump is a fascist and we believe all these things, the media is lying.
And then the media lies about him to try and stop him from running for Congress.
Yeah, they smeared him, all these awful things.
And then he just keeps toeing the line.
He's like a
fake progressive he says he's progressive he says it's for bernie and then he really just agrees
with whatever the mainstream media says even though we know that they're full of it most of
the time it's because it works oh you bling bling man that's that's why i mean look there's no better
you can see it when when he talks he loves it he's like love this. When he films himself. You're listening to me right now. I love it.
Yeah.
And then it just kind of, it's noticeable after a while.
When he films himself.
Don't you know I am?
Get me on this plane.
When he's at the airplane and he's like, can you believe they're not letting me, me of all people, on this plane?
It's like, are you seriously going there, dude?
Like, get out of here.
I no longer care about you.
Right.
It was already pretty slim anyway, but man.
Come on.
When someone tries claiming that by giving up government authority or demanding an end to government authority that they're a fascist.
Yep.
I'm just going to give you a look.
It's like, come on.
Just look over there.
Do you know what the word fascist means?
Clearly doesn't.
That's the first thing I'd ask them.
Yeah. Do you know what the word fascist means? Clearly doesn't. That's the first thing I'd ask them. So I mean, the best example of the dude clearly not being legit is that he union busted his own company.
I know.
It's the craziest thing.
You know what Shane Smith of Vice said when his employees were unionizing?
What?
He's like, hey, great.
Cool.
Wish you best of luck.
That's awesome.
He was like, I'm excited for it.
Sounds awesome.
That should awesome. He was like, I'm excited for it. Sounds awesome. That should be. And he's, I don't want to speak for him because he's never, I've never actually asked
him about his political leanings, but people usually refer to him as more like a libertarian
guy. Okay. Not like a hardcore, like right libertarian, but kind of the vibe I get very,
very capitalist libertarian. You'd think if you took vice, which is just cutthroat capitalist,
I mean, it's the company's notorious for.
I mean, they eventually got woke.
You took that guy and you took Cenk Uygur and asked which one would union bust.
You'd think people would be like, oh, the billionaire guy who's like got this massive
company that does all these crazy clickbait documentaries.
Yeah.
Nope.
Actually, he supported the union and then they eventually unionized.
And Cenk apparently yelled at some dude, threw papers on the ground and started yelling.
Fired the guy.
Seriously?
Fired the guy.
Oh, man.
Claimed it was for something else.
Of course.
Yeah.
This dude's a fake progressive.
He's a capitalist all the way.
It's the same thing we saw with Mike.com,
which I talked about a couple days ago.
They were, you know, they're capitalists.
Blessed their hearts.
Wanted to make some money.
Made some far-left content to manipulate these people.
You know what it is, man?
If you try and be honest, you got a challenge.
If you don't believe the ends justify the means,
and so you're having a real conversation with someone
and you're unwilling to lie, that's a tough sell.
Now, if you're willing to lie, you can sell anything.
Yeah, I guess.
That simple.
If you want to sell something
well they do they want to sell ads yeah so they do those eyeballs so they're not being honest then
combine what we just talked about with all those people dancing yeah with people like jank uger
and what do you get they find a crowd of people they put a few people in there to start yelling
things like we love bernie and then everyone else says oh yeah me too yeah and it says look over
here everybody you want to fit in watch this and they play the commercial and they make money and then when their staff is
like hey we'd like to uh hey his staff goes we agree with you we'd like to unionize too he goes
what not me oh throws his papers down i'm a little biased though because jank yelled at me i don't
know if you guys are really yeah at politicon please tell me so there was this uh this paper that came out that was totally fake
news okay arguing that there was a group called the alternative influence network
and they put me right in the middle of this big conspiracy crime web of all these lines
connected to each other the whole thing was fake that's kind of fun though it's i mean it's insane
and it's and it's been detrimental it's probably the reason why my youtube channel is blacklisted from google oh because many of the
people on that list immediately got blacklisted the lower the lower lesser known personalities
the higher profile ones like joe rogan they didn't touch yeah but so this this thing comes out
they put me in the middle they had there's a guy named Chris Raygun. You know who he is? YouTube comedian.
He does... I don't think so.
He's a YouTuber.
He does videos with like a little toy llama
and he makes jokes
and he sometimes talks politics.
No, I don't.
But it's just he plays video games
and he hangs out with his friends
and it's like silly stuff.
Sounds like my kind of guy.
They claimed that he had collaborated
with a guy named Richard Spencer,
one of the like most well-known...
Sounds familiar.
He's like the guy who coined alt-right,
popularized it.
Yeah.
Very prominent white nationalist.
I think I can envision his face.
It's ridiculous
that they would claim
these guys had ever
done anything together.
And they did.
And they used manipulative means.
And they ran with it.
And so the story comes out
and the Young Turks,
because they hate Dave Rubin,
Dave Rubin used to be
on the Young Turks,
so they hate him.
And they ran a smear of him
and they used this as proof
that Dave was part of a nefarious
group of people.
And I saw the thumbnail
and sure enough, there's my name right in the
middle and I'm watching. I'm like, you gotta put
my name right in the middle screen. You're the ring
leader? So I sent him a message because
I know Anna
and Cenk and I've, you know,
I've been on their show a couple times.
And I asked them, I was like, hey, how are things going?
Just wanted to let you know this is not true, and you guys were doing this thing about Dave.
I don't know anything about your criticism of Dave or anything like that,
but I'm just wondering if you'd be willing to leave my name out of whatever you guys are doing.
They ignored me.
So when I was at Politicon in L.A., I was up in this media area, and I saw jank he's talking to somebody and i'm like oh it's jang oh you know i've talked
to him before i talked to him at vidcon a couple years ago he shook my hand how's it going man good
to see you again and i saw him and i was like hey jank yeah quick second i want to ask you something
he goes no no i don't have any time you know and i was like no this is this is serious man you guys
ran a story it was fake news and it smeared me yeah and then he just snapped really like what the you're talking about you know you're a trump supporter what is this and he just went
off on me and started snapping i'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa dude what oh my god it was the craziest
thing i was like i was like i didn't say anything on any and then we went at it for a little bit
and i was like i have i was like why are you yelling at me what's happening right now
and then finally i was like i was like dude i have no yelling at me? What's happening right now? And then finally, I was like,
I was like, dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. He started bringing up like
my criticism of Antifa. And he's like, I don't see you complaining about Trump. And I'm like,
what does that have to do with people being violent in the streets? And he's like, okay,
fine, whatever. And I was like, dude, all I was going to ask you is that you guys ran a hit on
Dave and you put my name on, I'm just asking you not to do that. And he goes, fine, get any points
like his assistant, get his email. We'll goes, fine. And he points like his assistant.
Get his email.
We'll figure it out.
And I'm like, nah, nah, nah.
So then this BBC crew filmed the whole thing.
Oh, they were in the room filming.
It was a hallway.
And so the BBC crew followed him in.
Sparks fly between Tim Pool and Cenk Uygur.
I mean, barely sparks for me.
The dude was just screaming at me.
But the BBC guys went in.
And this is what I was told. I don't know exactly what me. The dude was just screaming at me. But the BBC guys went in, and this is what I was told.
I don't know exactly what happened, but they asked.
They said, hey, we filmed that whole thing for posterity or whatever, for journalism.
We want to make sure you have a chance to comment.
And they basically said, GTFO or else.
And so they came out, and they talked to me, and they were like, we filmed the whole thing.
They wouldn't give us a comment.
They actually kicked us out.
Yeah. That sounds right. Sounds about comment. They actually kicked us out. Yeah.
That sounds right.
Sounds about right.
Yep.
Sounds about right.
So, look, man.
Take that story.
I don't know what he was yelling about.
I don't know why he was mad.
Yeah.
He just snapped on me.
I never really talked to the guy.
He got triggered or something.
You want to run fake news, you know, and just take without fact-checking some story?
That seems to even the mainstream
media is uh but they're but they're but they're not even mainstream i know i'm generalizing you
want to know it's funny man yeah it does that now you want to know it's funny man i'm gonna go i'm
gonna i'm gonna go there i really really i'm gonna go there jank huger likes to brag about his
viewership i wouldn't normally say yeah it's what he's doing right now on twitter he's like let me
see if i can find this tweet he did he's all all mad because they said, let me find this tweet. It's a story saying
Joe Biden is losing the Internet. Here we go. Check this out. He said, I'm so tired of MSM
being oblivious to what happens on YouTube and then writing think pieces about how dominant
right wing is. The Young Turks has more views than top five right wing channels combined on youtube
democrats aren't dominant but progressives are all right the young turks you're so cool zank
if you take their so they have a network and i think it's fair to say if you combine the views
of all their network sure i think they get like 50 million views that's that's a lot that is sure
yeah he says the top five right-wing channels combined on YouTube,
Steven Crowder gets like 40 million.
Dude, The Daily Wire gets easily a million.
Yeah, well, he didn't put those on there.
A million what, though?
Then this wouldn't be true.
So 40 views in a month.
So I don't know exactly what the Young Turks get on Google,
but let me do this.
Wait, we were talking
about the governor's abusing
power, right? Yeah, we forgot that a long time ago.
Alright, check this out.
So, the
Young Turks main channel with 4.7
million viewers gets
34.344 million
views. No, okay.
They get about a million,
1.3 million per day. Watch out
young Turks. We're coming for you.
That's right. No.
I'm not coming for anybody.
No.
But if you want to come out and complain
and smack talk and talk about
how big you are when it's not even true,
then you're the biggest.
It's like, come on. So they have a network.
I think it's fair to point out.
If you combine all their channels,
they probably get many more millions.
But they got 4.8 million,
4.7 million subscribers on their channel
and they're getting 34 million.
Let's see if I can pull up Steven Crowder.
I'd be curious about the Daily Wire too then
in that context as like a combined.
Crowder's cool.
I just started following him a month ago
and he's a funny dude. He is a funny a month ago and he's got he's he's
a funny dude he is a funny dude yeah he's a funny guy funny uh YouTube wow this takes a really long
time because of uh here we go Steven Crowder's got 25.865 with 4.4 million so he's he's almost
got them by himself and he's down about a third or so I I know, but by himself. Well, I'll tell you what. I've got 600,000 subs, not 4.7 million,
and I get 27, 28 million views on my TimCast News channel.
That's because you know why that is?
Quality right there.
I don't know or care.
This guy, quality.
That's all right.
I'll say it.
I look at all the channels we have.
So I've got four channels.
Three of them are me
hosting content by myself whoa whoa you're you're bordering a line of uh of talking about how many
viewers you got i'm totally gonna do it i said i'm gonna go there yeah man all right go for it
because i want to make a point i know i'm just poking at you this is why you don't go around
bragging about how big your viewership is yeah because the the Young Turks puts up like 15 videos per day on their on their
channel and they get thirty four, thirty three, thirty four million. I put five videos, a third
of the videos and I get sixty five, sixty six percent of the views they get. So, hey, if I if
I doubled up, you know, put five more videos up, then I'd be getting more than them with only two
thirds of the content. Better yet, I put up a total of six videos per day.
If you include my main channel,
I'm getting like 42 million views per month.
So I'm getting more than them
with less than half of the amount of content produced.
Quality.
I don't care about the reason.
I'm not going to go around bringing this up
being like, Tim Fugel gets all these views.
Get me on this airplane.
That's the issue.
You don't record yourself yelling at airplane staff.
Oh, man.
Clearly, it's gone to his head.
The dude runs a business.
It's successful enough.
He doesn't want his staff
to unionize.
He's pretending he's progressive.
I think it's funny
when they're like,
Tim Pool pretends
to be on the left.
I'm like,
I don't care what you think of me.
I handle my life
the way I handle my life.
If you've got a problem
with someone pretending
to be on the left,
go talk to the dude
who just union busted his own company yeah yeah exactly well we somehow
got off of the governor's uh yeah i heard about that union busting thing before i saw the air
airplane video and i was like that is ridiculous that's what walmart's trying to do to their
company their employees and it's like man this is this is the worst like unions are good they
tried claiming it was a it was a smear campaign from his democratic opponent to make him look bad during the campaign or something like that.
Something like that.
Was it like eight years old?
No, no.
The union busting.
Oh.
Yeah.
He was like the people coming out smearing him were like tied to his opponent or whatever.
And I'm like, yeah, probably.
That's the Democratic Party.
Sounds about right.
I mean, that's politics in general.
Everyone does that.
Yeah.
Tell me again about how you're the outside anti-establishment character who's just parroting everything they say.
Yeah.
You know what, man?
There's a media establishment that he tries to be a part of.
That's what's really, like, annoying about it.
He goes around bragging about his viewership.
You know what he's doing?
He's going to the media and being like, can I be in your club?
Yeah. I get a bunch of views, too. Why won't you write about his viewership. You know what he's doing? He's going to the media and being like, can I be in your club? Yeah.
I get a bunch of views too.
Why won't you write about me?
Yeah.
It's like.
You're so right.
That's true.
That's what he's doing.
So cringy.
It's funny.
You know, man.
Honestly.
I feel bad.
I got some advice.
I got some advice for everybody when it comes to YouTube.
When it comes to podcasting, just don't like, just stop pointing at other people yeah and start doing your thing yes
you know many you know many people do your own thing you know many people try to get me in drama
with other people i get emails all the time they're like dude did you see this guy i'm like
i don't care it's spilling on me people are hitting me up like yo tim just did this and i am so upset
i'm just like keep moving delete no i won't delete, boop, boop. No, I won't delete it.
I'm not the person for you. That's not what I'm looking for.
That's not what I'm out there for.
If you want reality TV, you gotta get it somewhere else.
It's not gonna be here. I mean, actually,
TimCast IRL is literally the more personal
like, tongue story. This is reality, baby.
So you're kind of there.
Yeah, it's weird.
But I'm, you know, there's a ton of people
who like, make videos about me and stuff. And I've had a ton of people try to get me to do live shows and debates and
stuff talk about my family or whatever and i'm like why would why is it relevant to anyone else's
life right it's not it wouldn't fulfill me either if i had if i had two choices quit or do reality
tv i'd be like i'm gonna go to the woods man build a little little hut my own business go
whittle some sticks so so but here's the advice here's the advice like i'm going to go to the woods, man. Build a little hut. I'm in business. Go whittle some sticks.
So, but here's the advice. Here's the advice. Like I'm adding to what I said before,
focus on yourself. You're not going to succeed crossing your fingers that someone else is going
to interview you, that someone else is going to debate you. You can't send a nasty message to
someone hoping that that's going to get you attention. Some people take the bait. It's not worth it.
You know, if you want to succeed, the secret is a combination of, first, hard work.
Second, you got to figure it out.
You got to have that knowledge.
You got to find that opportunity.
And lastly, a little bit of luck.
Yep.
Right place, right time, right move.
But I like to discount the luck thing.
It does.
Well, at the same time, though, I am the perfect example of luck.
I happen to know somebody.
That's not luck.
It's not?
That's what I was going to say.
It's not luck.
How is that not luck?
I mean, I have known you for a long time.
Exactly.
It's not luck.
Yeah, but you could have hit up a couple of people, I'm sure.
I could have said no.
You could have rejected it.
How could I not?
I love this.
I love you guys. It's the best best chance favors the prepared yeah okay the luck that you encounter is a result of the decisions you made yeah is it preparedness is it like it's preparedness yeah
it's like getting yourself you know knowledgeable about things i mean also helps a lot yeah i guess
we've known each other for a long time we tried doing a show before i and i wanted to do this van
thing it didn't work out so much.
I hit you up instead, and you were available, and you said, let's do it.
Yeah.
But we had tried before, so I wouldn't call it luck.
I am pretty lucky, though.
I have had a blessed life, man.
I disagree.
Dude, my life, I'm a lucky person. I do.
I love it.
I'm so grateful for the opportunities I've had. And I, yeah, it's good.
I feel lucky to be here.
And nothing you say can change that.
You look at the comments about you.
And people are like, oh, at first I didn't know I felt about, you know, Soy Jesus.
Now I'm seeing like he's actually Soy Chad or whatever.
Or like he just went full MAGA.
The fact is, first comes hard work above everything else.
Second is the knowledge, the ability to do something.
So you have clearly articulated thoughts on a bunch of different things.
You're confident on camera.
You're able to speak English well.
I'll tell you what, man.
You might not recognize it because you're like, this is easy.
I'm just talking.
No, I've done interviews with people, and it's like they, they stopped talking immediately. Can't do it. Yeah. All right. So it
really is about, it's a combination of factors. Ultimately though, I think it's, it's hard work.
Luck is real, you know, and, and the way I would describe luck is just like, sometimes opportunity
comes along for some people. Yeah. But more importantly, luck is a fraction of a fraction of, of success. It's true.
I will admit that right out, right place, right time. Sure. But I'll put it this way. You also
got to commit. You got to do, do the work. Let's put it this way. You go to a seven 11
and you, you, you find a dollar in your pocket. You're like, Oh man, I got extra dollar.
And the clerk looks you in the eye and says, Hey buddy, you should buy this lottery ticket.
And you go, nah. And you walk away. And that lottery ticket was a winning number.
You had the money. You were prepared. You were given the opportunity. You rejected it.
It's not luck that you chose not to take it. Maybe you're happy with the dollar.
Maybe you would have chosen to buy and said, wow, I'm so lucky. Well, tons of people have
thrown away lotto tickets only for someone to find it later and be like, it's a winner.
And then they try and get it back like, no, it so i'll tell you what my advice you want to do a show you want
to do a podcast just start doing it yep seriously everybody's like do your own thing you want to
know how many people how many times i've gotten messages from people asking me to connect them
with joe rogan yeah dude no way that is the most inappropriate thing ever you think i'm gonna
message that guy
and be like yo this guy randomly texted me and said he wants it hey this random person just hit
me up and wants to get to know you oh yeah that'll work sure yeah i try to be nice by the way next
time you talk to him put in a good word huh right i try to be nice and i'm like look man it's not
that's not how it works yeah no like i'll tell you what if you actually got somebody i don't know what joe's like reaction would be to somebody messaging him like here's
a random person you should interview yeah but i would imagine many people you would hurt your
chances of ever doing anything with that show by asking a random person to like there are some
things that make sense and there are some
things that don't, you know, like, uh, for me it was, it was eight years ago. No, it was nine years
ago. Some people were tweeting at Joe to have me on the show. And then Joe responded. That's about
it. And then he canceled on me after I flew to LA and then the next year did the same thing.
And then a few years later he apologized. He's a cool dude.
But then you were on the show and it was an awesome show.
And it was all accidental.
I did a segment about, I recorded a segment about what happened with him and Jack Dorsey.
And I kind of broke down a bunch of the things that I thought were wrong with it.
And I said, you know, I think we're slightly better off for him having done the interview,
but I don't think we got anything really, you know, out of it.
Yeah.
And he copyright claimed it automatically.
And so I'm looking at my YouTube and it's like copyright claim from this company.
And I'm like, wait, what?
And then I look and I'm like, wait, Joe, because I had a screenshot of the podcast.
So I DM'd him because he started following me after he was like, yo, I'm sorry about,
you know, canceling you before.
And then I was like, could you release this?
Because like, this is like you taking my ad money. Yeah. He was like, sorry. Sorry about sorry about canceling you before. And then I was like, could you release this? Because this is like you taking my ad money.
Yeah.
He was like, sorry about that.
It's automatic.
It happens.
You know, I want to add one thing to our conversation we were just having about that opportunity.
When that teller comes to you and says, I mean, obviously, I'm just using your example.
It says, hey, this is a winning lotto ticket.
It's only a dollar.
You should take this opportunity.
When that opportunity comes along, like when Tim hit me up and said, hey, you want to do this show?
I didn't hesitate.
I said, absolutely, I do.
I want to do that.
That sounds awesome.
You knew what you needed.
And I took the ticket, you know, and I won.
And that's really the key.
It's like, is it luck or is it just finding the right opportunity? And that those opportunities present themselves when you do the research, when you are knowledgeable and you are
doing the work, when you, when you start your podcast and you're just continuing doing it,
those opportunities just start appearing. But here, here's the important point, man.
It call me hitting you up. Wasn't a lot of ticket. You've done tons of camera work. You had a career
right, right. It's obviously a much more than a lot of yeah you're a lot of ticket it really i don't
even like that example i was just using your right right right because it involves gambling
if i it's not really part of it if i needed to get like uh my deck fixed and i called a carpenter i
knew yeah it's not luck it's like i know a carpenter hey i need someone to fix this this
wood broke yeah i'm right here yeah so i like, I need somebody who's comfortable, confident on camera,
like knows games and pop culture stuff.
Now, that's not a joke about the Soy Jesus thing.
I am actually a carpenter.
He is.
Oh, my gosh, it's true.
Well, there you go.
Love it.
So here's what we should do.
Because we were actually talking about overreach, government overreach.
Yeah.
And then I kind of just went off on the Young Turks.
And he's talking about liberty.
I hate doing this.
I got to be honest.
I really don't like talking about, say, like the Young Turks or whatever.
Because, you know, it's like I mentioned, he brags about his viewership and how important he is.
Like, man, it's a bad look.
You know, it's funny.
He's like, this is not a good look for you, man.
Yeah.
But I really don't like doing content about people that don't matter.
And it's not like he matters in his own right to his audience and to his business and all that.
But he's not in politics.
He tried.
When he did, he mattered.
Will this famous personality win?
He didn't.
Okay.
Now he's not doing anything.
So it's not that important.
I use him only in this reference because he's an example of a high profile progressive saying impeach trump so yeah i begrudgingly mention you know this has there's
just some people who create what i would call like lower brow content which is exactly what i just did
which is why i'm like regretting you know regretting having done it i tried warning you
i know but you know but i felt it's kind of like it's it like, it's been stewing for a while when you have these
small channels that are bottom feeders.
And what they do is they just create shock content about low tier.
Like, you know what's funny, man?
People who make videos about me, it's the funniest thing ever because nobody knows who
I am.
I know I've got a bunch of subscribers.
I know there's people watching.
I'm not trying to disrespect anybody.
But it's like, if you went to any major corporation i mean how about this go look at the top podcasts
on apple i'm not there yeah not there at all you know who is like ben shapiro you know uh steven
crowder rachel maddow joe rogan joe rogan of course he's number one yeah if you go to anybody
in in powerful media they're gonna be like tim who and then you might show them something oh i
think i've heard of that you'd be surprised no i think you'd be surprised maybe i yeah i don't know yeah no
so when when people make content about me it's like not only am i one of like the weakest
opinion people on youtube nobody cares yes but it's quality though quality quality milk toast
opinion yes all right well let, let's do this.
Let's actually jump back to our government overreach conversation.
And then after this, we'll jump to Super Chats.
Okay.
So, oh, man, this one really bugged me.
The New York Post, more than 1,500 NYC inmates have been released during the coronavirus crisis.
I don't get this.
Some a week ago.
Well, it makes sense.
All right. You got a bunch of people in closed quarters. They can't get this. Some a week ago. Well, it makes sense. All right.
You got a bunch of people in closed quarters.
They can't go anywhere.
They're getting sick.
Maybe it makes sense to put them under house arrest.
I mean, not only that,
but house arrest makes more sense for everything,
to be honest.
Well, I did read that it's like blue collar slash nonviolent.
Right.
That kind of stuff.
So I don't know. It it's not i'm not necessarily agreeing
with this but it isn't necessarily worse than it seems you know this because this is a scary
like you never know it's like 1500 like criminals no no man like there was one story about a murderer
who got released and then went and murdered somebody yeah the next day well there you go
bro let me tell you a story. I took a
community college course for about a month on criminal justice when I was 18. OK, first, I'll
explain this. The secret to life. You don't need a high school diploma to go to college. You can go
to a community college once you turn 18. OK. And you take one course for however cheap it is. And
then you put down some college in all your applications.
Some college. Yeah. I'm a high school dropout. That's the loophole. But anyway, I chose some classes I thought were fun. Theater acting. Okay. And I did a criminal justice class and we learned
about this murderer. There's something called the exclusionary rule. What does Ben Shapiro call it?
The fruit of the... The fruit of the poisonous tree. Yeah. Yeah. So if the police acquire evidence
by violating your rights, that evidence can't be used in court. Right. Awesome. Awesome rule. Well, there was a story about a guy who had like murdered a bunch of people and he gets pulled over. The cops illegally search his vehicle because they knew the cop knew he was a suspect for these murders. So he illegally he stops the guy. All right. And then he illegally illegally detains him and searches the vehicle boom finds hard evidence like blood or something okay so they
arrest him the da is like we got him and then once they get ready to gear up his lawyer says
what was the reason for the stop and lo and behold the cop said i don't know he was a suspect
and the da is like no like why that, why? That's a Fourth Amendment violation.
You can't just stop a random person because you think.
Dude got released.
And you know what he did?
Killed somebody the next day.
Did they get him then?
So this is anecdotal and possibly apocryphal.
But like almost immediately he kills again.
And the craziest thing was, and this is a story I was being told by the teacher.
So I don't know how true it is. Maybe you could look it up apparently they find a dead body outside
of his apartment like not just in plain sight and so they go to him and he's like oh i did yeah and
they were like they were like what why he goes like they're like why didn't you try and get away
with it he's like oh you caught me already oh my gosh gosh. It's something like that. What?
That's insane.
It's been 16 years, I think.
Okay.
How long ago was that?
That was 16 years ago?
No, no, no. Since I was told that story.
Oh, since you were told.
It may have been in the 80s or something.
So a long time ago.
But the point of the story was to explain that even though we recognize how you can lose,
and some people can get hurt the constitution's
constitution okay police cannot violate this so so going back to the inmates being released right
yeah i do think it it from a civil uh liberties perspective it makes sense i do not think the
state has a right to lock you in a box full of sick people if you want if you want to talk about
how did it get in there in the first place?
I mean...
A guard?
You're right.
They go home, come back in, visitors.
And now you got these people locked in these tiny rooms.
Yeah.
This actually goes into the governor's abuse of power
because there have been numerous studies,
even studies out of China,
showing that people outside
are substantially less likely to catch COVID.
Interesting. It's in your home, in your office, in jail.
Interesting.
Well, it makes sense.
I mean, like we're in this room.
It's not that big.
Right.
So if you like cough, you're going to splatter the wall with all that COVID stuff.
And then I might walk by and like accidentally put my hand up or something
or might lean on it to tie my shoe or boom, there it is.
You're outside and you cough.
It goes in the grass.
I walk 20 feet in the other direction,
not even think twice.
So that's why people have been saying
these lockdowns need to be lifted.
The same is true for a lot of criminals.
House arrest makes sense.
If they're doing nonviolent offenders,
maybe like drug offenses or something.
I don't know.
That makes sense to me.
But I think the bigger picture here
what I'm trying to bring up is ultimately,
it looks like a general breakdown in social order yeah it's not about whether or not the prisoners should or shouldn't be released it's about the fact they are being released whatever your argument
might be it's about the fact we got this this story nyc nurse who beat coronavirus pummeled
robbed by a group of thugs so in new york city you get a nurse, front line on the COVID, gets beat up and mugged, saved by random bystanders.
Oh, she was saved by random bystanders?
Yep.
This is awesome.
That's great.
But not cops.
Nice.
Then you get this.
Of course not.
No.
Video appears to show NYPD seizing young boy for selling candy in the subway.
Oh, look how sad this dude looks.
He's like, are you kidding me, man?
What are the videos we get?
Now it's possible that
we're not hearing about the good things the cops do,
like helping grandma cross the street and stuff like that.
Yeah, there's definitely good cops out there. I know
a few myself. It's like, they
exist. I know they do.
I'm not talking right now about the
percentage of good cops versus bad cops.
I'm talking about a breakdown in social order.
We get videos of cops arresting
12-year-old kids or detaining them or whatever.
We get stories about a nurse being beaten by random muggers.
No cop in sight.
Now, they eventually did arrest some of these guys, so I don't want to act like the cops have done literally nothing.
Yeah.
I'm trying to point out that if we're going to start letting people out of jail, if Philadelphia says we're not going to be arresting people anymore.
They did announce that.
That's true.
They did.
A while ago.
Yes.
Yeah.
They're like, we're going to postpone it.
California? Was it California they did it?
And they're releasing inmates
all over the place. They're setting the precedence.
See, that's
what I was talking about, robberies in New York
going up. If you announce
these things, if you tell everyone no one's
going to be there, the people that are interested in those
things are like, yep, now I'm going to go do it.
This is the perfect time for me to go out and do this that's what i announced it that's the
point i have for this right it's kind of it's it seems like there's some stories that look like
government overreach 12 year old kid getting detained right i think the reality is with a
bunch of cops being sick a bunch of cops not wanting to get covid so they're kind of being
distant you got commercial burglaries are up 75%. You got 1500 in New York, 1500 people being released from jail. This nurse is getting beat
up. Kids are getting stopped. What is the message being sent to bad people in New York City?
You've got a governor telling you, you can't go to the gardening section. Who cares? It's snowing
anyway. But then they'll stop this 12 year old kid. They'll tell you in Philadelphia, we're not going to arrest someone for burglary or for auto theft.
Right. We'll give them a ticket for them to be arrested at a later date.
Oh, yeah. That'll work great. Nice.
Yeah. So you don't have this happening when they do this. I'm not going to say I have any stats to
cite. But when one jurisdiction loses control people outside come in so if
philadelphia says we're going to give you a ticket you come back later some dude in baltimore is like
you want to take a hop over to philly because they're not going to arrest us some stuff i mean
they won't they'll give us tickets but we'll never go to philly again so we simultaneously have it's
really amazing about the pandemic we're getting getting government overreach in some places and government underreach, I guess, in other places.
What is going on?
It was that meme I was mentioning, the political compass, where every faction got something they wanted.
It's like the authoritarian left is like the corporations are dying.
The libertarian left is like, I can't remember exactly what everyone wanted, but you've got borders tightening up for the authoritarian right.
The libertarian right is saying the government's spazzing out.
Everybody gets something they want.
Yeah, it's crazy.
There was someone sitting in a park by themselves, and they got a ticket.
The guy running on the beach, it's just like one person.
I mean, I get it. it you got to set the precedent
you know so if one person goes then five people go then a hundred people go and it's like
but i don't like it but we just heard that you are substantially less likely to contract this
outside exactly so they're forcing people inside where they're more likely to get sick that's why
authoritarianism doesn't work it does what i was saying you know everybody thinks they're smarter
than everybody else i don't see the problem with opening up anyway everybody's
washing their hands no one's shaking hands everyone's wearing a mask like what's really
going to change like right why wouldn't we just go back to work like open things up wear a mask
wash your hands don't shake anybody's hand stay away from each other like we can do this isn't it
it's 2020 we've been doing this for a while i'm pretty sure we can we can handle it yeah could you imagine the approval rating
for donald trump if he wasn't a potty mouth yeah look look i know a lot of people are like tim who
cares he's a potty mouth i agree i you know i i'm i'm an adult and i'm just like you know whatever
he does have the media against them but if you took his policies and you changed his
attitude his environmental policies are terrible but no one cares i do i know i agree i think
they're terrible i agree that's like the worst part about him yeah he's he's pulled back tons
of regulations for my productions yeah it's really bad but but here's my question to you
have the democrats brought that up at all not in the slightest no they haven't nobody seems
to be talking about it it's weird you know it's like why why not if you came to me and told me
that the democrats were actually working secretly for trump's re-election i'd believe it yeah i
would too totally believe it look at they try to right they try to impeach the guy and he raises
a hundred something million dollars his approval rating skyrockets yeah it's like they're trying
again like they're like jenkuger is saying trump should berockets yeah it's like they're trying again like they're
like jenkuger is saying trump should be impeached again it's like don't you aren't they already
trying again do you remember what happened last time you did this yeah why would you the dude the
dudes like inadvertently being i guess i just say hanlon's razor yeah never attribute to malice that
which can be explained by incompetence these people are so dumb oh man but you know in in terms of what i was just saying before like you've got these you've
got the democrats and this is this is one thing i've brought up all the time people say like tim
why do you always reckon the democrats it's like can you tell me one thing that they've proposed
recently orange mad bad that's right that's all i can now now of course that's it there there are there are
some policies they've proposed and it's just not the leadership well i could probably name some
things that bernie has said but thinking about what biden says he just he talks says obama's
name a couple times says orange man bad a few more times says um and that thing a few times it really is no no but and then
the cycle repeats he says that thing that you know and you know you know you know the thing the thing
but he's been getting worse i know man i don't i don't want to can't believe it i don't want to
deviate too much sorry but but the the i think we can kind of wrap up the segment jump over super
jazz but the point i'm trying to make is if we got these cities, you know, acting like they have no ability now to police properly.
Yeah.
That they can't arrest people because they don't have the manpower.
Yeah, that's a problem.
Why are we seeing police then arrest dudes jogging?
Yeah.
Or paddle boarding?
Or attempt to.
Right.
Why are we seeing all of this at a time where they're telling us they don't have the ability to do it?
Why are they locking down?
Yeah.
Telling us to stay in our homes.
We can't go out. We got to sacrifice. Mm- gotta sacrifice and then we hear stories about nurses getting pummeled we
hear stories about people being released from jail you know i i do have to say like sure it sounds
easy to me to open back up everyone wear a mask wash your hands but i lived in new york for a
long time and the new york subway system is packed tight and new york it has a million millions of people going million going
through that every day so if you took the subway system sometimes you're shoulder to shoulder so
it doesn't matter you're wearing a mask you're still sweating the summertime it gets hot in there
it's gross sometimes and it's like that's a petri dish just waiting to happen i see what you're
saying adam in your call for reopening the government you're saying we should purge new
york and let them all fight themselves whoa you, you said that. No, I didn't.
Those are your words. Well, don't say don't twist. We should open up. No, I just I like to look at
all sides of the coin. That's nobody wants to say the truth. And the truth is, we cannot have an
economy shut down permanently. And we cannot open up in a population-dense area where people will die.
Guess what?
Pick one.
You have to.
You can't have both.
You're right.
That's what we were talking about a month ago.
Like, we just have – which one is it?
People are going to die.
Which way kills less people?
That's the only choice we have because people will die. Dr. Oz got slammed because he said we should reopen the schools or he said something like some people would want to open up the schools because we're looking at a two to three percent mortality.
I think some people would be willing to accept that.
That's the gist of what he said and get torn apart.
He apologized for it.
And I think maybe he said it a little callously.
Yeah, but I'm not a fan of people trying to pretend like
the world is a bunch of foofy marshmallows and candy canes the reality is guess what people
gonna die yeah hey look nothing will stop it we're animals we're susceptible to this stuff
and the earth is you know we have to deal with what happens on earth and that's it it's like
that's the thing we have to deal with it and move forward, not dwell and yell at people
and blame.
I can't stand that.
It's like hard times,
strong men,
yada yada man.
Don't blame that.
You've got people
unwilling to accept reality.
It's actually perfectly in line
with the healthcare
as a human right crowd.
Yeah.
Would I personally prefer
everybody to have access
out there?
Oh, you betcha. Of course. And then some.
Yeah, why not? You ever see Elysium?
Yeah, it's great. They got those beds you
lay in and it cures every disease you have.
Cures your cancer. Oh, there's something wrong with the
you're clear now.
Oh, I'd love to give those to everybody. Guess what? They don't exist.
I know. So in this movie
they try to make it seem like the rich people just don't
want to share for no reason.
And all the rich people are in space and they speak french and all the poor people speak spanish
for real it's funny yeah that's a stupid movie that's true okay but but like this is how they
view the world like there's a magic wand that will cure you and they just won't let you have it
yeah and that's what they tweet about yeah that's true it feels like they feel like they're in
elysium that like somewhere out, there's this magical cure that
the rich people have that they
can just pop the pill and be fine.
It's because they don't want to accept
that people die, and we
are not gods. We can't stop it.
Yeah, people die. There was a
story about, I think it was Louisiana.
Some kid had a genetic
disease.
They said the treatment, the cure, was $4 million.
And so the family demanded the state pay for it.
And the state was like, we don't have $4 million for this.
And they demanded the state pay for it.
I try explaining this to a lot of these people when they don't want to hear the truth.
I'm like, you understand that there's no cure for some diseases, right?
Okay. understand that uh there's no cure for some diseases right okay if if a company right now
invented an extremely risky and expensive treatment to cure say you know like let's say we could
definitively cure leukemia boom snap of the fingers and they would only and they had to do all this
work build a new machine called the leukema raider and it was made of like ridiculous parts it was built by you know specialists and it
cost 100 million dollars to build mind with materials mined from the moon kind of thing
right and then they're like everybody should have it it's a human right now i'm sorry uh if you can
afford to operate the machine by the way it costs four million dollars to operate the machine yeah
pull the trigger one time to cure leukemia, $4 million. Yeah.
So we're going to get it to as many people as we can, but it's not a right.
Right.
It's a technology the same as anything else.
Yeah, and the whole health thing kind of bugs me too because there's so much self-health care that people don't deal with,
like brushing your teeth, enough sleep eating enough food getting
the correct amount of nutrients from that food you know i mean all of these things exercising
getting up and walking every day it's like there's plenty of people that don't follow these things
and a lot of those people are the ones going why not free health care for everybody
well i'm sick why shouldn't why should i have for this? Well, it's like you're also not very healthy.
Right.
Healthcare isn't just the doctor giving you a pill to swallow.
It's eating the right food.
It's exercising.
Exactly.
They don't want to do it.
Taking care of yourself.
They don't want to do it.
Responsibility.
So then what happens when it comes to the government?
What happens when it comes to the coronavirus?
For one, they want the government to do everything.
You do it. Just tell me what to do and then they assume that there's a magic switch that makes everything all better that you know so it's funny there are some people that are
just the the fakest you're like what's what's that reuben what jeff jennifer or whatever jennifer
rubin yeah she's supposedly conservative she's's not. Camera. Oh, okay.
You got a camera.
You got to use it.
I have to look at the camera.
Yeah, Jennifer Rubin.
She's supposed to be the conservative, and she's not even.
I mean, she can tweet whatever she wants.
She can call herself whatever she wants.
But she tweeted the Trump death toll or something.
The Trump death toll.
And it was stats about if we closed down a week earlier, how many people would have died versus two weeks later.
And it's like, ah, yes, it's all trump's fault always trump's fault you were absolved of all
responsibility you don't exist except of course when he did close it down you were the person
going why is he doing this xenophobe yeah exactly like wait what but now you're saying now there's
a list of of death toll blaming him uh-huh yeah it's just it's so i think you have
these people who believe that they're deserving of everything that there's a magic wand to cure
all their problems and you get people like her who kind of inflame and exacerbate that mentality
yep because if you look if if if a person came up let's say a person walked into this room right now
and said i think all pizza should be free and then all three pizza
pizza all pizza should be free and then all three of us immediately said that's not possible who's
gonna get the wheat whoa whoa whoa whoa i don't know if that'd be my answer free pizza sounds
pretty good it does sound pretty good you got something there free pizza man yeah so so who
who's gonna make the the dough i'm gonna i'm gonna play the week you're gonna
make you got me you got me there man you got me so these people live in a world where they think
it's like we were talking about yesterday the bridge is just there yeah like you go to new
york and there's a bridge just there for you to use for free yeah you're not gonna pay anything
for it you just walk right across it yeah well some of the bridges are free to walk across oh
to walk across yeah yeah they're free to walk across. Yeah. They're free to walk across.
Well, the tunnels aren't free.
Well, I guess like the George Washington.
Yeah.
Only from the Jersey side.
If you're leaving New York.
Yeah.
If you're leaving, you're good.
No, no, no.
If you're leaving, you're good.
You're coming and you got paid.
Yeah.
You know why they do that?
Keeps poor people out.
Seriously?
So.
Is that a thing?
Or are you just kind of throwing that out there?
This is the like, I guess, I don't want to say urban legend, but like common claim from people in big cities.
Okay.
It always costs money to come in.
It's always free to leave.
They charge you to come in.
It's not so much to keep the poor people out necessarily, but it's to reduce congestion and stuff like that.
Okay.
But yeah, the poor people can't pay the five bucks to drive into the city.
They'll take a bus for two bucks or something.
Well, you know what it reminds me of?
Like the music guy out in the street always sell it for something because if someone buys
it, they're more inclined to listen to the CD as opposed to, yeah, yeah, here's my CD.
Yeah, sure.
I'll listen to it.
Yeah, man.
Let's hit the nail on the head with the main point of what we're talking about here with
medical issues and the coronavirus pandemic.
We're going to reopen up.
Andrew Cuomo says he wants to do it.
Yeah, we are.
Absolutely.
I think you look at Trump's plan, you look at the governor's plan.
Everybody's trying their hardest to mitigate the damage.
Yeah.
It doesn't help when you have partisans come out and attack Cuomo or attack Trump and everyone just, you know, pass the blame.
Of course, Trump gets it the worst than everybody.
Yeah, but there's always those people
that are just shooting guns at whoever is their target.
And it doesn't matter who the target is.
There's a person out there shooting guns at everybody, basically.
Well, I'm always targeting the media for the most part, right?
The way I put it is, I think de Blasio got it the worst.
Like, he was encouraging people to go out in New York City into March.
Trump wasn't not doing that.
Andrew Cuomo actually rejected de Blasio's assertion they would shut down the city.
He said, get real.
We're not going to do it.
You can criticize all three of them, but I'll tell you what.
We're trying to fight through this problem.
We know it's going to get bad.
People are going to lose their lives.
So I will give my respect to de Blasio.
I think he's trying. I don't think he's the best guy in the world. I think he's made mistakes. But do I think
he's trying? Of course, you'd be insane to think they want people to die. Yeah, Trump, de Blasio,
Cuomo. Of course, they're trying. Let's let's let's let's chill out a little bit. Let them do
their job, whether it's a Democrat Newsom as well, Gavin Newsom. And they and they've had back and
forth the president, too. But all I see from so many people is this, there's like two things that overlap.
Trump, all these people who died, it's all Trump's fault.
And this could have been solved without loss of life.
That's just not true.
Neither one of those.
So if Cuomo wants to reopen things, and so does Trump, and Trump said,
here's my plan, here's the phase, it's up to you guys.
Yeah, it's going to get worse.
We're going to see waves probably. We'll see more loss of life. Nobody wants to admit it. Dr. Oz is to apologize for saying it.
Guess what? Do you want to reopen schools? What are you going to do? Hide in your basement and
lock the doors. You'll never go away. Yeah. So I don't, I don't want to tell you guys, man.
It's like, sometimes there's a boogeyman that's really going to come and get you and you can't
just hide. Yeah. I'll use, I'll use one last analogy. That's very esoter come and get you and you can't just hide yeah i'll use i'll use one last analogy that's very esoteric great when you're playing magic the gathering and you're
scared your opponent has a counter spell you can't just sit there doing nothing you have to play
through it that's my style i play through them counter spells now everyone's like i have no idea
what that meant well i used to see it when people would come into the hospital they would come in
with their parents and their parent is very sick and they would talk to them about their parent dying and they were
like well we had never anticipated that this would happen to our parent yeah it happens to everyone
newsflash people die to quote and crazy to paraphrase fight club on a long enough timeline
the mortality rate for everyone becomes zero yeah or it's 100 100 becomes no he says the life
expectancy everyone becomes zero it's something like that yeah in a long enough timeline guess
what people die yeah i guess some people want to live in uh you ever see the movie the invention
of lying great movie awesome movie that's funny it's a for those aren't familiar ricky gervais
he's he lives it's it's hilarious he lives in a world where no one can lie
movies are a dude
sitting in a chair reading history like an encyclopedia entry yeah and one day he discovers
he can lie like an accident he's like whoa and he tries to explain to people what a lie is no one
understands but there's a scene and and look i know it might be spoiling it for people and see
it but it's a really old movie yeah his mom's dying and she's scared and she's like i don't
want to be nothing and he goes no no no no no, no, no, no, no. It's not true. You're going to see everyone you've ever loved.
You're going to be happy for all eternity. And she's like, really? He's like, yes, yes. And
he's crying and sad, just trying to tell her whatever she needs to hear to make her feel good.
Yeah. That's the problem we have right now. Just in general, an inability to accept that life is
not always going to be perfect. You are not just going to wake up one day with a magic cure and a million bucks
and a check from the government.
It is not working that way.
If you want to eat good,
you got to go work good.
If you want to succeed,
you got to work for it.
Exactly.
You got to do the work.
Everybody is just...
You got to get out there.
You got to get up
and focus on the goal that you want
and make it happen.
Everybody's so jealous, man.
And never say no.
Jealous.
And never let those people affect you.
That's also huge because there's people out there that are like, oh, I tried, but then all these people hated me.
So I just gave up.
And it's like, you got to not care about those people because you just said it.
They're just jealous.
They're just angry because they're not doing that they're sitting there just pointing and yelling because that's that's as bold as they
are able to get it's like i imagine someone you know walks out into a field has a bunch of supplies
and starts just you know building away and they're building a little like little tree fort
eventually they will have their little tree fort yeah you know and they're going to be able to hang
out in there and you know read some comic books or whatever they want to do.
Someone else, instead of, you know, hammering away,
is staring at them saying, it's not fair.
I want that treehouse.
Well, guess what, dude?
If you started hammering those pieces of wood up against that tree
in a month, same amount of time, you'd have one.
Yeah.
But instead, they just complain about how they deserve it from someone else.
Yeah, I'm so sick of that.
You should give us your treehouse because you have it.
Dude, I've had friends tell me this. It it's like here's the biggest red flag for roommates
they were like i said if we're uh we'll all split the electric bill they argued to me well we like
it you know really hot like 75 76 and i'm like i do not want to be that hot in my place if you
want to jack the heat up then you pay for it and they're like well actually you make more money
than so you should pay for most of it.
Wow, really?
Yep.
That's ridiculous.
Not even kidding.
It's a true story.
And I was like, nope, no chance.
I'm not living with these people.
Roommate etiquette is something we can have a whole subject on.
Oh, dude.
Well, let's jump to Super Chats.
There we go.
And then I think the next one we should talk about is the end of the world.
The climate-driven mega drought is coming.
Oh, man.
Because we can talk about that.
I just watched Snowpiercer.
I guess.
You know what I'm talking about?
The end of the world just seems so repetitive now.
Oh, man.
It's all that's going on.
Everyone keeps talking about it.
Yeah, I know.
So much weird stuff happening.
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to grab some Super Chats.
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Friday at 8pm. And we have clips up every day. It's also on iTunes and Spotify and Google and
all that stuff. Daniel, thanks for becoming a member. Thank you. Kyle Buchanan says,
Tim, do you think if everyone treated YouTube like Netflix and paid for premium premium they wouldn't do half of what they do absolutely if every single person
bought youtube premium i could say whatever i want seriously so when you get demonetized yeah
you don't lose access to premium revenue and as premium revenue revenue has been going up
it's not good it's like seriously. It's like 20% of something,
or 20% of something of like standard rev.
Okay.
But yeah, you can demonetize me and it stays.
Okay.
So would I recommend people get YouTube premium?
Nah.
You know why?
Because you can just donate to me.
For real.
I guess the challenge is
if YouTube really had every single uh viewer
by premium it would be alex jones would still be here he'd still have his own he'd have a channel
100 yeah and they'd they'd be like we don't care people pay for it so go do something about it
steven says if adam saw my soy for off fan art i hope hope he liked it. Sorry. I didn't have time to draw my male subjects fully clothed.
You know what?
I did show them that.
And I,
I forgot to comment because I saw it right when we finished the show the
other day.
And I was like,
Oh my gosh,
look at this.
Why am I not wearing any clothes?
That's funny.
But I,
I,
I do appreciate that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Right on.
Oh,
I will also give a
shout out right now make sure you follow us so i'm at timcast we got adam criggler and also
at sire patch lids wait there we go oh yeah look at that but if you follow adam you can send him
story ideas yeah so yeah and i uh i i constantly do tweets like saying thanks and uh post your
um ideas here it's easier to just post them on that
tweet so i can find them easier because a lot of times people are tweeting at me and then those get
lost so i might see something and i go to reference it and i it gets lost in the messages so but we
we really do like a lot of the segments we've done have been from your guys suggestions sent to
adam so make sure you thank you for that follow him at Adam Krigler on Twitter and Instagram.
All right, let's read more.
Laws says, regarding China's manpower, it's a non-factor unless you land troops there.
No way they have the air naval power to invade the US over 3,000 miles of ocean.
Japan, South Korea are great allies in that regard.
Totally.
Agreed.
And a very good point.
If they had a bunch of Chinese U-boats trying to go, we'd justships and wipe them out like what are you doing yeah yeah but they do have cyber
capabilities yes that is frightening daniel says on long island suffolk county has just
postponed longevity checks and is talking about lag paying us for two weeks work still have food
and toilet paper well at least you got that, I guess. Sir Dunyal says,
Hey, Tim, today I was going,
I will be going outside.
I'm sorry I will miss your show.
We'll catch the upload of the stream,
but for now I'll be drinking a beer
while cruising my board.
Nothing changes until we change it.
Much love.
Sounds like a good time.
You see these photos coming out of LA?
Which ones?
Traffic jams?
No.
Nobody cares anymore.
They're like, that's it, I'm out.
We're done.
Seriously?
Yeah, we tried quarantine.
We're done.
We're bored.
Dude, I'm reaching that point. Honestly, that's it. I'm out. We're done. We tried quarantine. We're done. We're bored. Dude, I'm reaching that point.
Honestly, that's not really surprising.
Totally.
It's like people don't see it.
It's not in their face.
So it's not something that UFOs being spun.
Wait, sorry.
Yeah.
I mean, priorities, right?
Yeah, for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
I was like, Adam's talking.
Let's go to Adam.
Tim knows what he's doing, though.
People want the UFO to spin.
I'm not even mad.
I'm not mad.
I totally understand.
First things first.
Look how fast it's going.
I forget what I was talking about.
Oh, my gosh, yeah.
We mentioned the quarantine.
Nobody wants to be quarantined anymore.
That's true.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
Yeah, I'm hitting that point for sure.
Yeah, man.
I didn't realize it was going to be so loud.
I apologize for it.
I thought it would be quieter.
I'm going to hold this against you forever.
All right, man.
Mark Taylor says, hope Lydia is doing okay.
Keep up the good work.
Appreciate it.
Matthew says, daily mail, February 14, 2020.
China appoints its top military bio-warfare expert to take over a secretive virus lab in Wuhan.
Come on.
Like, these stories are stacking up.
We get it, you know?
Like, finally now the mainstream media reports on it.
Perpetual Punster says, tim adam and lydia hey adam
considering consider putting a light over your seat so that when you take off your beanie a holy
light shines down upon you as lydia plays some harp music this is such a great idea we we actually
have some ideas uh some ideas for uh silly clips and like sound bites we want to use yeah oh yeah
we got some fun ideas we actually have the Greta How Dare You sound bite,
but we couldn't get it to work with the
Stream Next we have, so we need actually a board.
But it's her going, How dare you?
How dare you?
You played Mortal Kombat 1?
Yeah.
The little guy that pops up when you get a nice, solid hit?
That's what I want.
I want Greta's face to pop up and be like,
How dare you?
It'd be great. Whenever someone's angry, we press the How Dare You button. I want Greta's face to pop up and be like, how dare you? How dare you? It would be great.
It's going to require some work.
And so whenever someone's angry, we press the how dare you button.
I want that.
Someone can probably message us and tell us an easy way to do it.
Because I've looked at soundboard stuff.
That would be wonderful.
We'll see what happens.
That would be wonderful.
Bass Master says, loved seeing Elon Musk destroy CNN yesterday.
Best birthday gift anyone could ask for.
It was so good.
The story was fake. It was so good. This story was fake.
It was so fake.
Elon's like, here's all of the information.
And everyone's like, what?
They got a quote from the governor who was wrong and then didn't fact check it.
It was bad.
And they were like, why are you mad at us?
We're just telling you what he said.
Because you're a news outlet.
You fact check things.
If CNN interviewed me and I said, the sky is purple, would you just run it and say sky is purple, says Tim?
Or would you be like sky not actually purple? Tim's wrong. Or I mean, not run it at all.
I don't know, man. Journalists are supposed to fact check these things. I agree.
Yeah. CNN's not journalism. Agreed. Elon brought the smackdown. I loved it. He did. It was great.
See trade. Well, thanks for coming to member. Thank you.
Timothy E says Lung Poa Sikkin may not. Oh, Lung Pao Sikken may not have started as a bioweapon, but it became one
the minute China shut down domestic travel and left international open.
I agree.
They let it happen.
Oh, what's this?
Roger says, is Adam Maga?
No.
But the old saying says, if you're not a liberal by 20, you have no heart.
If you're not a conservative by 40, you have no brain.
But the thing about this.
I'm getting there.
No, I think it's that
the left has has gone further and further left yeah so we stay where we are and then once we're
older the young people are saying things like you know there's infinite genders and we're like what
and they're like you're right wing no no and this is funny we did this on the show the other day
where there was like a big conversation about it but i'm not maga i'm i'm mag but that's make
america greater but that is a thing that's jump support to say it well it's not i'm not maga i'm i'm mag but that's make america greater but that is
a thing that's what trump supporters say it well it's not the same as maga make america great again
you know it's funny i don't remember when we were i mean we're amazing great america is great
i love america there was some website that was put together by anti-trump activists that was
something like make america great or something thinking they were getting back at Trump.
No, no, no.
It was Keep America Great.
Okay.
And then Trump adopted
that slogan for his re-election.
He's like, yeah, that's good.
I'm willing to bet
he did it on purpose
because they already
sold t-shirts.
Check this out.
They were selling t-shirts
in 2016 to counteract
Make America Great again
by saying Keep America Great.
Yep.
He's a businessman.
Check this out.
They were saying
that if Donald Trump
is elected
america won't be great anymore so keep america great don't vote for him right so they put out
all this merchandise i'm willing to bet the trump campaign saw that and they were like let's buy
that for cheap no no no let's let's use the slogan you know why now everyone who bought those shirts
are trump supporters every resistor every resistor who was trying to rag on trump became a trump
supporter overnight yeah what are you gonna do now they got all this weird it's a good gear it's a good move totally
the red bike man says the voice has a face yes hey ben wolf spain says hey adam just wanted a
follow-up from wednesday they shadow banned tifa from youtube and google when ff7 remake was
announced it wouldn't auto play her but it worked for all the other characters.
What?
Was it because of her clothes?
Didn't they change her clothes and made her, like, less revealing?
I mean, she's pretty revealing.
You know what?
This game is mighty bold on many fronts.
There's, man, I need a list of things.
I mean, there's, from the get-go, every girl that the main character runs into wants him. I need a list of things.
From the get-go, every girl that the main character runs into wants him.
They're like, whoa, hey, what up?
Everyone wants Cloud.
Everybody wants Cloud.
And I'm talking everybody.
Even the dudes.
Even the dudes. You get to a certain point and there's this dude who's like, let's dance.
And you straight up have a dance montage with him.
It's crazy.
I mean, it was like, okay.
And then he finds a dress, puts a dress on.
And the next dude is like, yes, I'm picking you.
Or at least he did in my playthrough because you can wear different dresses, I guess.
Oh, and you chose the right one.
I guess I chose the right dress.
It's very attractive.
I got style.
You know, what can I say?
Oh, my gosh.
That's amazing.
It's pretty out there.
So, I mean, it's just like the original game.
It's not surprising to me, but...
Better graphics.
Insane graphics really, like, blare it out there.
Word.
Yeah, anyway.
The 1GBaby, thanks for the super chat.
Axel says, and the Lord said, let there be Lydia.
Indeed.
And there she was thank you
soy jesus kyle buchanan says lydia your twitter is amazing please keep being you okay i will
continue doing that thank you jeff thanks for the super chat thunder chicken says she's a ginger
you can throw away the camera now okay just because i have no soul it's not my fault hey
you gotta you gotta use the camera though when you're when you're saying stuff what i mean when
you're responding if you're you know you're gonna when you're saying stuff. What? I mean, when you're responding.
Ginger.
You're going to respond.
You're not a ginger.
I'm a ginger.
You are.
I have auburn red hair.
I'm fake red.
Are you colorblind?
Me?
No.
But I mean, like, I guess.
I am colorblind, and I can see she's got red hair.
It's not about having red hair.
It's about, like, the freckles, pale skin, and all that.
I got freckles.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not all of them are the same.
Hashtag not all gingers, Tim.
Day Walker. Is that a thing? Yes, it's true. No, it's not a thing. What? Don't whoa, whoa. Not all of them are the same. Hashtag not all gingers, Tim. Daywalker.
Is that a thing?
Yes, it's true.
No, it's not a thing.
What?
Don't have a soul.
Not all gingers.
Yeah.
You do have a soul.
Yeah.
TSmithJones says,
Hey, Tim, so Seiken Densetsu 3
is being released on Steam in one week.
Will you be getting it?
Man, I don't know.
I mean, I've beaten that game
like a million times.
It's Secret of Mana 3.
Oh, yeah. Or I think Secret of Mana 2. You know, I got the remake of Secret of Mana don't know i mean i've beaten that game like a million times it's uh secret of mana three oh
or i think secret of mana two you know i got i got the remake of secret of mana and i'm really
bummed about it it was like the cheese balled it yeah it's like it it's really nostalgic the music
and everything it's great and that's i got the demo of that game actually and it's the same
they cheese balled it the remake made it so dumb easy i was like what is this no no no but
some parts are hard yeah you know how like you'd have to like fight and grind a little bit to level
your guys up yeah you still have to do that because the bosses are hard but it's like everything else
is just like you're dead you're dead i mean and i know the game also but man i i wanted that i like
gritty the first game was a little gritty, you know? Yeah. I liked it.
Yeah.
It's not the same.
Didactics with David Lopez says, Lydia is cute.
I've known what she looked like for a while, though.
Oh, thanks.
Thomas Dolson says, big love from the UK.
You three are a lighthouse in a sea of misinformation.
Please cover police overreach in UK lockdown.
Oh, I love that.
We did talk about it a bit. Yeah, but we can dig into it.
People are asking for it.
We talked about it in the US, right? There's a lot going on right now. We did talk about it in the UK. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We did talk about it a bit. Yeah, but we can dig into it. We talked about it in the U.S., right?
There's a lot going on right now.
We did talk about it in the U.K.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we brought it up a little bit.
That tweet where they're like,
Think you can go into a field and have a picnic?
We are going to come off the shadows.
Oh, my gosh.
What was that all about?
I don't know.
They kicked the dude's door in just because he had the TV loud?
Yeah.
What?
Come on. There was one guy who uh
this one's going viral where he went and filmed a bunch of mosques that were still open or something
okay and so the cops showed up to his house and they were like he will arrest you if you do this
again and he's like what about them breaking social you know right quarantine or whatever
to go to the to go worship it's interesting because i think a lot of people focus on the muslim aspect of it and i'm like it's funny that in the u.s they're actually smearing and
slamming christians for worshiping on easter yeah and no one says anything about the mosques in the
uk it's like they just don't care yeah they will they will rag on the tommy so tommy robinson i
don't know if you know who he is he's like uh, I don't. I wouldn't know how to describe him, but he's very, very like, I try to be careful because
it's a very contentious issue with this guy.
Okay.
He's an activist focused on Islamic extremism.
But if you ask the left, they'll say he's like a white nationalist, a white supremacist
or whatever.
Of course.
Yeah.
Which I think is absurd.
I think he's definitely hyper-focused on Islam.
Right.
That's his topic.
Right.
Yeah. So they will go after this guy relentlesslylessly they'll smear him all day and night and then when someone goes out and films that these monsters are worshiping nobody over here
will say anything about it they pick and choose their battles i'll tell you what man uh in the
united states convenient you got a right to worship i agree be it a mosque be at a synagogue be at a
buddhist temple how you christian i don't care you got a right to worship. I agree. Be it a mosque, be it a synagogue, be it a Buddhist temple, higher Christian, I don't care.
You got a right to do it.
Yeah.
Now, someone brought up a good point.
You got a responsibility to your community.
Yeah.
Where we draw those lines, I don't know, but I'll tell you what, man.
Yeah, but these people were in their cars driving through,
and the pastor was coming out and giving each person like a—
Well, that was the one circumstance where—
Well, then the cops were giving them tickets.
Yeah, I know.
That's like, well, how could have they had done it any better?
Like, they were legitimately quarantined in their cars.
If you tell me that there was a, like, contentious, debated situation
between a cop and a protester or, like, a minority who got killed by a cop or something,
I'll be like, you know, I typically don't just trust the government, especially
not cops, but you gotta give me evidence
if you want me to come out and wave that sign around.
But I'll tell you what, if the government decrees
I can't worship,
I have no interest in going
and worshiping, but if you want to see
me protest side by side with someone
of any faith... Yeah, tell me I can't praise
the sun. Go ahead, tell me. No, for real.
I'll be out there so fast
praising that sun.
If someone,
if they came out and said,
you can't celebrate on Easter,
I'll be like,
I don't celebrate Easter,
but I'm coming out now.
I do now.
I do now, that's right.
I'm going to be standing
next to these people
and I'm going to be like,
get out of here.
You know what, man?
There's very little
I would protest for,
but if you try and take away
my right to protest,
I will protest.
I will protest that.
Yeah, for sure.
All right, Derek, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
Front Hole Enthusiast says, did Obama really tell Biden you don't need to do this, Joe?
And if so, when?
I think that's a rumor.
I think he did say that.
Can you look it up?
I'm pretty sure that was widely reported.
But it could just be a rumor.
So there's a couple of one that it was he was
saying you don't have to run you don't have to be president the other was that you don't have to
be the sacrificial lamb for the dnc yeah so he did reportedly warn biden about 2020 what's that
source oh man that is the daily beast that is august 2019 he said you don't have to do this
you don't have to do this joe you really don't have to do this, Joe. You really don't. Close quote.
You want to talk about an endorsement from the president.
That is quite the endorsement.
To not do it.
Could you imagine Obama being like, Joe, you don't have to do this.
You really don't.
You really don't.
He probably does.
It sounds like he probably did. Yeah.
It wouldn't surprise me.
He did wait an awfully long time to endorse him. Did you see the CNN clip where Joe Biden just went off for 20 seconds?
I did.
That made me angry.
And the guys were like.
They're just sitting there.
I was like, look at their faces.
Should we stop him?
They were thinking that.
Biden had a note card he was trying to read looking down.
He couldn't read it.
He is lost. That made me me angry i was shocked man it's funny when he turns around to fix his
teeth that's it's like yeah the old guy man we're gonna we're gonna laugh and be like come on man
yeah but whatever when he when he misspeaks one word and we laugh because he gaffed that's fine
now they're trying to claim but joe biden's always had a stutter so when he's when he goes you know the that thing the the thing you know that that uh he hasn't with it i i was around
when he was vice president i remember i remember him speaking clear sentences i remember that
my memory is still here unlike some people were talking about yeah that's it's it's elder abuse
it is elder abuse yeah no question
it's pretty bad all right let's read some more all right why says wish trump would impeach himself
dems would stop yeah exactly exactly funny joke adam says i agree with opening up but these
protests need to be done better standing right next to each other sans masks screaming slogans
is just going to make things worse for us these morons need a leader that's true oh and i think
ben shapiro said something like that. Like, at least distance.
Right. In Michigan, they stayed
in their cars. Yeah. It's very smart. Yeah, I love that.
Perfect idea. Honking. Yep. That's great.
Right on. Howard says, Lydia
beheld the two supplicants, noting
their rapt gaze, their bulky
totems straining betwixt leather and
legs. They were of low birth,
one a skater, the other a peasant model.
No matter, for tonight they would
know a queen that's some poetic literature as you have your first fan fiction i'm speechless
oh my gosh oh look and you can see her speechless yes betwixt no that's a good good word
that's not fair yeah all right all right all right rob says i watched hoax after you
recommended it the other night very interesting keep it a good work and thank you yeah well i
wouldn't necessarily call it a recommendation um i don't know how i would how i would put it i would
say it's always important to get information from as many sources as you can exactly and whether or
not you like or don't like alex j Molyneux, or Cernovich,
if you just blindly believe everything
you hear without hearing what they have to say, you're not going to
be in a very good position, especially if these things
come up, because people are going to run circles
around you because you're lacking information. Exactly.
So I guess I would consider that a recommendation
for sure. I mean, especially
I'm in it, and I like what I say, so, you know,
check it out. Well, now that
Amazon's gotten rid of it, you'll have to order the hard DVD.
Or go on YouTube.
It's on YouTube.
Oh, there you go.
It's on YouTube.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think there's some silly things in it.
Like, Stephen Molyneux does the parable.
What is it?
What is it?
The story of the shadows on the wall.
Do you know the story?
I'm not familiar with that.
It's like the people living in a cave, and all they see are the shadows on the wall from
the fire.
It was the Philosopher's Cave.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah. It yeah super old it was it was a very like i think they could have pulled they could
have done a lot better like at the end of the film they try and do the scene with like him coming out
of the cave and everything yeah i'm gonna be honest it's a little a little corny yeah it is
but they're the the i think mike does a really good job whether you like the guy or not of
pointing out a lot of flaws in the media.
And how he it's like he describes it as a funhouse mirror.
Not him, but somebody.
I think maybe Ryan Holiday.
He puts a funhouse mirror up to the media and they really hate it.
That's true.
Yeah, they deserve it.
Aaron says, thanks for all the news and laughs.
You got it.
Nathan, another Nathan.
Oh, OK.
That was Aaron.
Nathan says, I think you were right.
Biden may very well be a placeholder imagine who his vp could be lined up take his place shortly after
the general election i wouldn't mind another four years to get back on track then switch
john mcleod says glad you're feeling better lydia and it is great to finally uh to finally see you
fun little story one of my mask orders i was paid with toilet paper seeds lemon lemon oreo cookies and
sixty dollars i got the trade of goods uh i guess the trade of goods is coming back bartering's back
bartering's back man totally harold says stores are bare here granddad almost got in a fight
matthew says liberate tim cass oh i am free lloyd says morning tim just wondering what irl stands for in real life
yeah so uh this is like general conversations yep you all know tim now you get to see a new
side of tim i mean kind of i talk about a lot of these things as it is but now this is going to
focus more on just like our general conversations about stuff yeah we started the show actually not
we were he said there's only one rule on the show when we
start the show i remember the rule we're not allowed to say democrat and we're not allowed
to say republican yeah well we threw that out the window a long time but not on purpose not on
purpose because there's a problem going on you know and we did a good job you'll notice it's
like when we talked about like the left and woke culture we would not get into politics yeah we
really tried and the coronavirus happened and we're sitting here like there's nothing going on anymore.
All the movies are gone.
What should we talk about?
Everything's canceled.
Yeah.
So now it's just like, whatever.
We end up just talking about now what we've been talking about.
Yeah.
And so it ends up, I think now it's just kind of like, you know what, man, we're going to
talk about the most important thing that's happening tonight, I guess.
Yep.
Well, hey, it is what it is.
Drunk Shovel says,
I hope you have a canteen now that you've gotten the camera lids.
You're going to be approached with much thirst.
I see that.
Ooh, spicy.
Jesus says,
Quarantine is saving people's lives.
Why would you rather people die but everyone gets their freedom?
Dead people don't get anything but death.
Well, first of all, it's about give me liberty or give me death.
Those are the options. Which is an actual fact statement. Unless it's snowing. actual fact unless it's snowing right right of course of course or there's a war okay or like a virus
or terrorism yeah you know what no liberty for anyone none for anyone uh so we're liberty let
me tell you what why would a quarantine is saving people's lives why would i rather people die um that that question misses the fact that millions of people are going without food right
now yeah exactly and when i tweeted this the first reply was show me any picture of a food bank line
and then everybody started spamming every major city with miles long lines of people with no food
yeah so let me explain something just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not true. No one would rather have anyone die. But
the sad truth is if people don't have food, they tend to die. So we need to know what what what
point that will be. We've been under lockdown for like a month now or a little bit longer than a
month longer. Longer than a month. Yeah. People already don't have food. They're pulling up to food banks saying, please, I need food.
Okay, after about a month without food,
you die.
Yes.
So I don't think these people
are all at the starvation point yet,
but it's getting dangerous.
Exactly.
So the question isn't,
open up the government,
open up the economy right now
and let people get sick.
No, it's how much longer can we wait
before people start dying?
We've already seen suicides.
Right.
So people have died.
And not only...
Let me ask you this. You quarantine is costing people's lives. They're
suffering. And some people have already committed suicide. Why would you rather people die than just
let them work and earn and get food? Right. Both of those are false. Well, and the fact that the
economy is what brings the food to the stores.
So we need the wheels to start moving again. Or you can't go even go to a store and get food anymore.
Now.
Right.
Let's let's let's talk.
That's part of it.
So people are going to die without food.
People are going to die from the coronavirus.
But if we just hunker down and stay in our houses, everybody's going to die.
It's not going to work.
Well, the system will collapse.
Right. The system will collapse. Right.
The system will collapse.
Exactly.
So I saw these stories where they're like, the farmers are dumping milk and dumping crops
and the food banks are out of food.
Oh, why don't we just send the farmers food to the food banks, right?
Seems simple.
That's what they were saying.
They were actually saying, guess what?
A farmer came out and said, what is a food bank going to do with an 8,000 gallon tanker
of raw milk?
Right.
It's got to go to a processing plant.
Right.
Then it's got to be sent out to bottling plants, to cheese factories, to whatever.
Right.
And all of those places are closed.
Right.
No one's there.
Because the chain is broken.
Because everybody's quarantined.
Yeah.
That's the point.
People don't buy milk.
So the processing plant doesn't buy you know bottles doesn't buy
milk so the dairy farmers say dump it i guess the whole machine that is our society that we live in
requires people to be working and and the you know the supply lines to move and every machine to be
working along those lines so right now there's like you know we have the essentials way out at the end which is the
grocery store and the very emergency like the nurses and the doctors and like the sewage line
runners like everything that is working right now but that's only going to last so long before it's
too late and then people start dying from every other reason oh no yeah the food riots start first
i agree we've we've all riots are going to happen first.
We've already had chaos ensue, as it was described by a local news outlet,
when a food bank said, you've got to pre-register.
And people showed up and said, no, we want food anyway.
We didn't register.
And so they say, and the story, chaos broke out, erupted.
It's not surprising.
And what happened?
So the food banks are at like 60% availability.
Or I'm sorry, like 40% left.
They've reached there.
They're getting there.
What happens when they run out of food?
And then you have miles long cars.
I'll tell you what, man.
You get down to the last 20 boxes, maybe even 100 boxes.
And you're going to be able to get out of their cars, run full speed, jump the fence,
knock someone down and take that box.
No one's going to let their mother go hungry, let their son,
their daughter go hungry. So yeah,
we need that economy. I agree.
All right, but now I got to speed things up. So I
apologize if we don't get to your comments,
but we're going to start.
You got a lot of super chats to go through.
I know what you're about to do too
and I just want to say one of my buddies,
Andrew Mason, did a super chat
and I saw you, Andrew. I don't know if you're still listening, but we buddies, Andrew Mason, did a super chat. And I saw you, Andrew.
I don't know if you're still listening, but we're going to have to skip your super chat.
Sorry.
Sorry, buddy.
But I saw it and it was good.
Home Brian says, if the Chinese take over, it will be like the game Homefront.
I've never played it.
Never have.
Jay Privacy says, did you guys hear that Governor Whitmer threatened on Maddow's show to extend
her lockdown as a result of Wednesday's protests.
I did hear that.
Oh, yeah.
Well, she was like, because of this, we might have to even extend it now.
Oh, you know what, man?
Oh, man.
Keep extending it.
We'll keep protesting.
You know what I used to tell my friends when I was little?
Like, when I was, like, an early teenager, they'd be like, I can't go out and skate because my parents are mad at me and I'm grounded.
And I'd be like, and?
And they'd be like, well, I'm grounded.
They said I can't go out.
So what will happen if you go out?
I'll get grounded longer.
Huh.
And then let's say you get grounded longer.
What would happen if you go out again?
I'll get grounded for like even longer.
I'm like, you don't see what I'm telling you.
Like, you can just go out.
Yeah.
That was a bad influence.
You were a horrible influence.
Terrible.
Holy cow.
And then like the light bulb appeared.
Light bulb appeared.
And they're like, I can just go out.
See you at the skate park. Let's go. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, so when you get bulb light bulb appeared and they're like i can just go out see you at the skate park let's go oh my gosh i'm like so when you get grounded
again what are they gonna do and then they took his skateboard oh man that's your fault but then
he like got a dummy skateboard and gave they took the the dummy one like come on man we know what
you can't keep us down oh walmart board huh um we're not gonna get to the full segment psa don't
ever get a walmart board get a get a real board okay we're not we're not gonna to get to the full segment. PSA, don't ever get a Walmart board.
Get a real board.
We're not going to get to this, but we have this story that's really funny.
So in San Clemente, California, they filled a skate park with 37 tons of sand.
Because the skateboarders are ignoring no trespassing signs.
Look at these guys are doing.
They just swept up the sand and they're skating on it anyway.
Look at them go. These are skaters you're talking about. Was it a 50-50? Oh my gosh They just swept up the sand, and they're skating on it anyway. Look at them go.
These are skaters you're talking about. Look at that.
Was it got a 50-50?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, hit the sand.
Oh, man.
Dude, that's cool.
This is the coolest thing ever.
This is happening all over the place.
People are sending me different clips.
There's metal ramps where they're welding bars, so you would hit the bar, and they're doing-
They're just making skateboarding more cool. They're is sand sand sucks but like there's dude they're putting fertilizer
they're putting dirt when would you ever have the opportunity to film a segment where there's sand
everywhere and you draw a path and then get that tray flip over the bump with a sand all around
you land it flies up in the air sand on the board so you get a little sand spray to slow mow it to
the boards flipping and the sand is spraying.
They don't get it, man.
When they try and stop skaters, they make it more fun.
Yeah, hello, have you not figured it out?
Skaters are going to skate.
I'm sorry.
You can't stop the skaters, man.
This is why I've frequently said that when the skateboarders I know and the pros hit me up telling me you're right about this stuff,
I'm like, when you've lost, when the left has lost to lost skateboarders you can't get more anti-authoritarian than this they're
anti-authority they're they're like yep they they have disregard for authority like there's no
that's it it's a 10 out of 10 yeah nothing you're gonna do they will break into your school they
will ignore all of your signs and when you come to arrest them they run yeah you're gonna do anything
i don't know it's i don't i don't encourage it. But hey, man. All right. Let's read some more. Let's see.
Kitsune says, Good morning from Australia. Keep doing what y'all do. We will. Andrew says,
I think the reason they are calling Trump a fascist is because they have nothing else to
call him. That's what they have been calling him since day one. Yeah, they're out of things to say.
Boohoo Kitty says, Lydia, it's great to finally see you.
You're such a beautiful and smart young woman.
Why, thank you.
Justin Four says, it's weird, but not surprising to see all the people who screamed about fascism
when Trump does anything suddenly just say nothing when state governments violate the
Constitution.
It's as if it's veiled partisan BS.
Almost as if, yeah.
Yeah, almost, huh?
It's crazy, actually. Oh, man. Hyp, almost, huh? It's crazy, actually.
Oh, man.
Hypocrisy.
I can't believe it, yo.
Stacey Ellis, thanks for the super chat.
D. Walt says, thanks for all the hard work and real news.
Appreciate it.
Yeah.
Student of History says, when revolutionaries are break into prison, it's called liberation.
We are in lockdown.
Many people can't leave their homes at the threat of police interference in their lives.
Are we not imprisoned?
You know, sort of. There is a fair point that we've got a pandemic and I'm willing to be like, I'm gonna stay home. You know what? I don't want to get sick.
It's true. They're saying in South Korea, it's reactivating. 160 people got sick again.
It was dormant. You might catch this and it never goes away.
That's scary. Yeah, we don't know that's the thing we don't know i think
i think the government's no more than the letting on i with these reactivations i think they
suspected something and they were like we got to lock everything down because you keep seeing
people say we don't lock down for the flu maybe it's because this is worse yeah like have you
considered that or that we simply also don't know yeah and And some people might know that it's worse. It's almost like it's worse.
Weird.
Jordan says,
Mr. Poole,
the other Navy ships
of the world,
Iran and Russia,
for example,
have been doing
intimidating maneuvers
to U.S. Navy ships.
With the T,
Theodore Roosevelt
out of commission,
everyone else is testing
our ability to defend ourselves.
Oh, yeah.
Show them.
We're getting dangerously
close to the precipice.
Gary says,
Happy Friday, Beanie Brigade.
Just spent my Trump change on a new blaster.
Do you think Comrade Sanders would be happy I had the government pay for a constitutional right?
I think so.
I think he would feel honored.
Take those Trump bucks.
Take them down to your local self-defense shop.
Yes.
And do what you need to do.
Trump bucks.
I have a feeling a lot of people did that.
Totally, dude.
Matt Hatter says,
Hospitals won't be overwhelmed now if we open.
That was the whole point, wasn't it?
The goal was to flatten the curve, not stop in its tracks.
We've already won.
That's a good point.
New York is saying that they've got negative hospitalizations now.
More people are leaving than are coming in.
All right, then.
So we don't reopen right now.
They're saying in one month.
But they're going to slowly start reopening as of now.
Which is good because there are certain things, like I i was saying the cogs in the wheel need to
move you know bring some more like label more things essential to get the lubricant of the
machine moving so we can still get food and go hungry hydro says hey fellas i'm officially
unemployed here's some trump bucks for keeping
me sane i filed for unemployment insurance but i do have a job interview monday hope lids feels
better hopes not woo flu it is not the woo flu good luck on monday better jen thanks for coming
to member thank you kyle miller says this pandemic has only confirmed my theory that if there was a
boogaloo between urban and rural centers the urban areas would have food shortages in the first month, thus shorten Civil
War 2.0. That's a good point.
For sure. Nate, thanks for joining.
Thank you. Johan, thanks for the super
chat. Eggman says, you guys ever
consider hanging something on the wall back there?
Maybe a flag? Or maybe that
collection of beanies Tim and Adam have acquired over the
years from other beanie bearers?
Well, ideally we'll have a guest
here often. A flag could be cool too, though. But we'll have a guest here yeah often flag could be
cool too though but we got two spaces we can put stuff up we'll figure it out honestly i maybe two
guitars would be cool we're both musicians and skaters maybe a guitar and a skateboard it would
represent both of us yeah well you know what that's a good point you know let's figure out
what's up there arbor's got some really beautiful boards i should have hit up and get we can put a
poster for him or something that'd be cool arbor board up there scott says adam you remind me of my brother-in-law
who's the coolest nicest guy i've ever met oh nice long time listener lydia doing great appreciate
it appreciate you sly bread says man just think the world health organization is a virus detection
app you guys pay yearly then suddenly your computer gets a virus and your who app says
everything is good should i still pay the yearly subscription?
No.
Nope.
No, you shouldn't.
Agreed.
Millions of dollars.
Carl Schneider says, questions.
How many times do we give CNN the benefit of the doubt and say it's incompetence and
laziness?
At what point are we going to finally admit the entire company is the enemy of the people?
CNN is truly useless.
Well, CNN.com is kind of fine because they have random people writing. They've
done like a bunch of op-eds. But let me just tell you, I'm not going to sit here and tell you it's
incompetence and laziness. Chris Cuomo claimed he was locked down and frustrated, trapped in his
basement, sweating when he confirmed a witness account that he was out and about with two women
and three kids. Yeah, he was not quarantined. He was lying. Yep. CNN was lying. They pretended he was quarantined.
He admitted he wasn't.
Now they're still going on TV
and lying about it.
So you know what?
Nah, not incompetence, malice.
Yep.
Jason, thanks for joining.
Thank you.
Student of History says,
politicians forcing illegitimate
and illegal laws
are basically saying,
do a boog.
I said do a boog.
Yeah, exactly.
They're poking you.
Come on.
Basically.
It feels like it.
Flying Squirrel says,
Trump's money machine go brr. Please have some, you crazy honest They're poking you. Come on. Basically, it feels like it. Flying Squirrel says, Trump's money machine go brr.
Please have some, you crazy, honest kids.
Thank you.
We're getting all the Trump bucks.
Yeah.
It's raining out on us. I can feel the Trump bucks coming our way.
Jeremy Griffin says, long-time listener, first-time super chatter.
Any thoughts on the quartering mentioning the arrested tabletop MTG store owner
who dared run a curbside? Thanks.
Frighteningly, you guys are my news i didn't
hear about that i didn't hear about that either he sent me that and i didn't have a chance to
read it we should we should totally pull it up for monday or something yeah he was doing like
a storefront thing yeah like out in front how is that not okay though the curbside pickup like
yeah you know you tell them what you want and they come out and give it to you like wow man
what's wrong with that dude it's getting crazy uh jorge crispo says thank you for
all your hard work from a chai town conservative hey here here chai town chai town chris says did
you say chai town chai town sounded like chai chai town no shy chai town it's chai town yeah
chai town all right you said did i say chai town so i said chai town sounded like chai town i say
both ways you got you got it you got to say it so you can't tell the difference.
Chris says... No, no, no. It's Chi-Town, man.
I know. Shout out to Chi-Town.
HR5717, do you know of it? I do not. I'm looking it up right now.
Tom Coke says, gentlemen and lady,
when you guys have questions about the
Navy regarding news stories, see the website
USNI News. Highly recommended from this vet.
Also, great show. Keep it up. Oh, and
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Someone asked. Here we go.
Will Ferris says, Soy Jesus
is better than junk yogurt.
Yes! Thank you.
Eric Heffelfinger
says, Government...
Alright, we're good. Government has
law enforcement to police us. We have the
Second Amendment to police them.
If this continues, we may see just how effective it can be.
Well, it's not just about the second.
I hope it doesn't come to that.
It's about the first and the second and the fourth and the fifth and the tenth and the ninth.
All of them.
Yes, the Bill of Rights.
We have the Bill of Rights.
We have the 27, yes.
Well, no, the first 10 is basically, you know, because we have the one where it's like,
you can't have booze. And then amendments later it's like we repeal that one
about the booze yeah forget about that one how did that become a constitutional amendment no booze
they got everyone to agree ridiculous yeah let's see grant says i'm sure that someone has already
brought it up the young turks as an organization have continued to deny the armenian genocide
who after all speaks today of the annihilation of the Armenians, a certain World War II dictator. I recall. Yeah. Well, he apologized
for it. I'm pretty sure Cenk apologized and said he was wrong. And yet they're still called the
Young Turks. That's messed up. Yeah, that's really messed up. You get the Young Turks, right?
Messed up. No, I don't. Imagine if the Young Turks' name was called the Hitler Youth.
Seriously? Yeah, same. Similar. Wow. So the one thing I'll be fair on is the young Turks his name was called the Hitler Youth seriously yeah same similar
wow so the one thing I'll be
fair on is the young Turks is
uses a general reference to rebellious
youth okay however
it's used that
way because of the young Turks
in the Armenian genocide so like
yeah and there have been Armenians
protesting him and he won't
they won't change the name that's crazy to me that's messed up because they had no idea they could easily change it to
something that like they could call themselves tyt yeah and then call it like the the the young
you know tribunists or like you know the young teams teammates or just not have it say anything
well just be tyt right exactly that's it That's it. Done. Let it go.
David says,
Hi Tim and gang, my question tonight is,
what do you guys think of drones eventually being converted
to over-to-recreational vehicles, sky bikes, and forms of transportation?
I don't think that will happen.
I see a lot of people getting hurt.
That's what I see.
They've done a dual propeller, like flying motorcycle thing i've seen that maybe if we have uh no i don't see it happening
because they fall and then they hit people on the bottom on the ground yeah yeah should we uh
should we just keep reading super chats or you think we should because we're running out of time
should we just jump to the uh mega drought story? She only got nine minutes left.
Jeez.
Let's just read super chats then.
Yeah, let's just read super chats.
Yeah, super chats.
People super chatted us.
They deserve it.
Thank you all.
You guys are great.
Thanks for coming.
Appreciate everybody.
Nylena, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
ADJ says, Tim, the Fed is printing trillions of dollars.
Please do a segment on Bitcoin.
Perhaps.
It's difficult because I don't know if I know enough.
It would be cool to get somebody, but, you know.
We can't wait to have guests.
We're going to have guests.
It's Cheaty Gavlin.
Yeah, they're coming.
Connor Stevens says, in regard to your statement about dub cheese,
dub pepperoni pizzas, and gallon of Coke,
calm down, Mike Bloomberg, JK Bud, but giving you a hard time.
Hope Lydia's doing well, and soy for the soy god.
What I was saying about the pizza stuff was that it's not healthy.
People have a right to choose what they want to eat.
That's true.
I wouldn't eat it.
I wouldn't get a gallon of Coke.
I do like my pizza, though.
It's good.
Walker Nicholas says, strippers and cocaine.
All right, There you go.
Indeed.
All right.
They told us.
They told us what to do with it.
A Crafty says, Tim and Soy Jesus, do you think about weed liquor stores being essential
businesses while religion places are shut down because the government tax on alcohol
and weed?
Oh, is that why they're doing it?
Oh, maybe.
Yeah, that makes sense.
The thing about booze, they take people's booze away.
They kind of go crazy.
Well, for both, weed and booze, it's the same.
It's like that's a lot of people's vice.
Yeah.
Calms them down.
I mean, not everyone is very emotionally stable.
And sometimes alcohol is the wrong thing for them.
But a lot of times people just take the edge off.
And right now
it's pretty edgy the government quarantined in people are giving up they're going crazy
it's like but the government doesn't have a right to tell you you can't worship i absolutely agree
with that i agree that that kind of makes sense messed up yeah i guess uh yeah but that's a good
point you know what really bothers me about the people who say, like, tax the churches?
It's like, I agree, and then we'll tax every 501c3.
Because churches are basically just charities.
They give a lot.
Yeah, they give a lot of charity.
It's not even about whether they do or don't.
A lot of nonprofits don't.
People donate to them anyway, and they keep 98% or whatever, 92% for their salaries.
Yeah.
So if somebody chooses to give their money, it's like, stop playing games, man.
People give their money where they want to give it.
Joey Giggles says,
but Tim has Soy Jesus, who's
really lucky. You set the path
for yourself, but those who enter your life
are paths who were meant to be. Your choice
of what and how you interact
with these people is your choice.
I appreciate that.
That's a very kind compliment.
Carl Schneider says, Soy Jesus, you're a good person. That's why you feel lucky. If youider says, So hey, Jesus, you're a good person.
That's why you feel lucky.
If you weren't a good person,
you'd be complaining like half the population.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
If you didn't have the ability,
if you didn't do the work,
then you'd be like,
It's not fair.
Why can't I just have it?
You know what I mean?
You gotta earn it.
Right.
Gotta earn it.
Thank you, everybody.
Harry says,
I prefer to be in the audience.
We cannot all be stars.
Liberate the states.
I want to get back to work.
And so does everyone else.
All hail the hidden hottie.
She's not hidden anymore.
We got the camera now.
She's no longer visible.
Go back.
G. Rubel says, please read The Coming Anarchy by Robert D. Kaplan and The Great Leveler
by Walter Scheidel.
Both books describe the post-COVID-19 world you've been discussing.
The word is bifurcation.
Oh, that doesn't sound good.
Faux Fire says Dr. Phil's PhD is real, but while he followed his education with a year
of postdoctoral training at the Wilmington Institute, Dr. Phil is not a licensed psychologist.
Conclusion, not a doctor.
He has a PhD.
I don't think it matters if...
The requirement is to have the PhD?
Yeah, I don't think it matters if he's got a license doesn't phd equal you're a doctor now but what do you
mean a license for psychology he's not he's not a psychiatrist practicing practicing what a
psychiatrist psychiatrists are medical doctors not psychologists true jordan peterson does he
doesn't prescribe medication he's a psychologist yeah yeah i don't know dr peterson is he not a doctor or is he
licensed i don't know he used to counsel i don't know yeah okay i guess it's a difference i don't
know well whatever man john mcguire says just read that bill gates just filed a patent for
lukemer oh lukemerator it's very similar to a giant microwave oh yeah leukemerator oh that's
right yeah yeah you coined the term. Yeah.
That's good.
Let's see.
Matthew Adalco says,
Please end the simping in chat.
We are above Skyrim at this point.
Morrowind FTW.
All right.
Morrowind was the best one so far.
Ryan M.
Money for pizza fun.
Excellent.
Thank you. Right on.
Patrick Williford.
Thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
LaSalle Rhymes 3 says,
Thank you guys for real talk, and hope Lydia is feeling better she is are you feeling much better thank
you patrick musson says the root of most evil in the crisis is that there is still lobbying going
on in dc in times of crisis lobbying should be put on hold at the very least i mean it's a free
speech issue isn't it yeah i don't know how you deal with that it's like it's the money that's
involved in it but everybody does someone someone made a really good point to me though it's like
it's not just the the evil corporations that lobby you know it's like there's good profits
yeah there's good lobbying and i i failed to see that and you know it's okay to learn and that's
one of those things john mcguire says what do you make of Cuomo indicating that vaccines will be mandatory to go back to school?
Freaky stuff.
I really just hate the idea of government-mandated medication.
Agreed.
It has a fine line, though.
Like, if this is legit reactivating.
Right.
If this is something that will eventually kill off the human population because it's that bad, I'll take the vaccine.
Let me ask you.
We've seen now in multiple countries that people who got sick got sick again.
If they told you right now we'll give you a vaccine, you'll never get sick.
Would you take it?
I mean, I would need to know more information.
I'm very iffy about that kind of stuff.
I want to know more.
Like, has it been – I mean, they're testing.
They started testing in Seattle.
Let's say they test it.
They say it's approved.
We pushed it through like it went quick, but we got the testing done.
We think it's safe.
And if you get COVID, it will keep coming back forever.
Or we get you the vaccine right now.
Yeah, I feel like I'd take it.
I lean towards getting the vaccine.
Yeah, I get it.
And it's worrying to me because I'm like, I don't like the idea of having something
sped through.
Agreed. I agree. Who knows what the long-term effects will end up being well how do we know how long it should take a vaccine to get through how do we know that it
can't be like a year and a half it's a good point it takes forever we have miles and miles of red
tape here's our chance to see how fast we can get a freaking vaccine through see how fast we can do
it yeah they said 18 months i would not want to get a lung virus that keeps coming back.
I agree.
That does permanent damage.
To the rest of your body, too.
Every time it comes back.
Yep.
It's scary.
It could be worse than we know.
We don't know.
Let's just hide in the basement.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a good plan.
Done.
Order a bunch of bags of peanuts.
Done and done.
And we'll build a fort out of the shells. Oh, yeah. We'll just hide. Skate ramps out in the backyard. Okay. That's a good plan. Done. Order a bunch of bags of peanuts and just pizza. Done and done. And we'll build a fort out of the shells.
Oh, yeah.
We'll just hide.
Skate ramps out in the backyard.
Excellent.
Stay out of my way.
Peanut fort.
Got it.
Horty says,
Praise the sun.
When he has two mana open and three counter spells open and two of them are free.
Well, you don't know what's in his hand.
The new force, too?
It's crazy, man.
Which one?
The force of negation?
No, there's the, if you control your commander, you can your commander you can counter what for free oh what are they doing dude the new commander cards are
crazy i don't know if you guys play commander but man the new the new commander cards are nuts
anyway ridiculous jmac says go ahead tim trigger my counter spell i play blue i've got mana drains
negates swan songs and a pact of negation waiting in the rafters baby yes but you gotta play through them you know i packed them negation somebody sometime and then
they blew up all my lands and i lost the game oh no you can't just just warning you let me let me
try and explain it in a way that's not esoteric right so magic the gathering fans understand the
reference and i'm sure there's a decent amount of you yeah but to put it this way is if you're
if you know your opponent may have a counter to what you're planning on doing
i mean like in any case of the real world like you want it you're in a sword fight and you know
that if you go for this move they might block it you don't just say i won't do anything you've got
to play through exactly otherwise you'll just lose you'll be sitting there saying you're like
imagine if the boxer it's like a boxing match and the one guy was just blocking the whole time
okay well you know what?
If you don't go on the offensive, you lose.
That's it.
Sounds like Merriweather versus Pacquiao.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Well, sometimes you can tire him out, right?
He put a couple punches in there, but it's funny.
Yeah, barely.
All right, let's see where we get.
Yeah, I did.
It was a long time ago.
We got the good old super jump man all i all i think when
you get a super jump like that is how awesome you guys are oh yeah i appreciate you guys student of
history says mortality is inevitable the best we can do is plant the best acorn of a tree whose
shade we will never sit under but our descendants will enjoy the shade of love it right yes a society grows great when
people plant trees in which shade they know they will never sit yeah something like that this i
don't understand why this is so lost on a lot of people i was watching this like house building
show and they were like cool houses in the world and there was this one house in like northern
england or something there's this couple building this crazy house on this cliff and they were talking about like isn't this cliff eroding and they're like yeah
i'm like well so in like 80 years your house is gonna fall in yeah we'll be dead though
and it's like what yeah where's your head then like why why would you think that in that way
that you're just gonna live it out and then it'll fall in and well no that's it maybe
they'll get a surprise storm and the road and uh seven in you know 79 years instead of 80 and then
they'll regret their decision maybe or 30 years yeah ikr says okay i've seen lydia now time for
soy jesus to dance oh we saw a little bit of that that's all you get harry says the hidden hottie
is no longer she looks marvelous oh thank
you chad w says i support climate change i'm too poor to move to the beach hoping the beach moves
to me and there you go it might share what you wish for cheryl says tim i'm a conservative great
gammy and i heart you would you do a video promoting your mom's math youtube channel a
lot of kids and parents would love well yes i've mentioned I've mentioned it. I try to be careful because
flooding someone's YouTube channel with subscribers who aren't actually interested
is a really bad thing. There was like one video that went viral on YouTube where this kid was
like drawing dinosaurs. And everyone was like, let's all subscribe to this kid. And it was the
worst thing they could have done. So the kid goes from having very few subs to overnight getting
hundreds of thousands. And then within a month or two, nobody watched any of his videos and he felt like he did something wrong and he got
depressed and sad. Little kid said, all of a sudden, no one cares about me anymore. Oh, man.
He didn't understand. It also destroys the YouTube channel because YouTube says, oof,
the content must be awful. Nobody will watch. So you've got to be careful about how you promote
other channels. Yeah. Interesting. Jared Milner says, what do you think about the Boogaloo crowd?
How do you feel this plays into encroaching government authority in the pandemic? Do you
think there's a possibility for a 1776 style revolution? I don't know about 1776, but I do
think we're dangerously close to total breakdown. I'm really bullish on breakdown. When you watch
these food lines miles long. I mean, look, we've gone through crisis before. It's not the worst it's ever been. But with everything
happening around the world,
we're closer than we've been in a long time.
Yeah, borders between states.
Jeez, dude.
Barb says, I recommend stream labs
for podcast-slash-stream-related shenanigans.
Even have an alternative form of superchats.
Also, the chat seems to explode like
a DBZ episode when the Lydia cam
activates. let's
see what happens boom chris pavoto says adam still waiting for you to check dm on insta
tim not to share the secrets but why not make a behind the scenes video that might encourage
others to try sharing ideas and kind of a fun video to watch hello lady we never see well
that's actually really um i've been meaning to actually bring that up.
Instagram is not the best place to get a hold of me.
Twitter is absolutely the easiest way.
So tweet at me right there.
And, you know, I constantly, you know, will put a tweet out there and, you know, put your ideas on that tweet.
On Instagram, it's, you have to like accept messages.
And I just, I don't go on Instagram as much as any other platform.
I post something on there.
But that's pretty much the extent of it.
It's hard to communicate on Instagram.
Yeah, I don't like communicating on Instagram.
Yeah, it's not the best.
Twitter is much easier.
Totally.
All right.
So sorry if I missed your DM.
Josh says, here in Oregon, sun is coming out.
Today, traffic was heaviest.
It's been in weeks.
They will not keep us out of the sun.
LOL. We only get three months of the year. Nope. I hear you, man. I live in Seattle briefly.
J-Mac says cloud basically gets a handy if you choose the luxurious package at Madame M's massage parlor.
Yep. I'm sorry. I apologize. Not family friendly. It's so's so true I mean it's true yeah
and actually
if you choose the worst option
she like tortures you
oh
no way
it's night and day
Vasht says
that tweet from those bobbies in the UK
reminds me
reminds me of the original Red Alert music video
if you get the reference
I don't
I don't
Mojo Jojo says Muslims are a protected class in the UK talking bad music video, if you get the reference. I don't. I don't. Mojo Jojo says,
Muslims are a protected class in the UK.
Talking bad about them can get you arrested,
including this message.
And to get your YouTube account banned,
look up Covington grooming gang scandal.
Oh, I've heard about all that stuff.
It's creepy stuff, man.
Padre Mortala says,
sorry, Tim and Lydia.
I'm simping for soy beanie.
Here's a showing for your luscious wavy locks.
I understand.
There it is. Should I pull themping for soybean. Here's a showing for your luscious wavy locks. I understand. Should I pull them out?
Flow.
Patrick, thanks for becoming a member.
Thank you.
Brian O'Connor says, plant your crops now.
You can go three weeks without food.
Get in the van and go.
Crops take about two months to grow, by the way,
so you have your stockpile for that thing.
I'm actually looking at West Virginia.
We've got a really, really awesome place.
Shenandoah River.
There's really awesome stuff.
Every time you say West Virginia, I just get that country roads in my head.
It's like, it's in there now.
Dang.
Bobby Luck says, Tim, I got your reference.
Thank you for saying that.
I really need that advice.
I had a meme flashback to an untapped underground sea and the image of the force of will card.
We've been playing Magic quite a bit.
So it's like... No, no, I quit.
Yeah, he quit.
I quit playing.
And I somewhat quit because, you know.
Quit.
But it's basically,
for those that don't understand the reference,
it's a card game where, you know,
like you have something you can do.
You can make a move.
Imagine playing chess.
You're like, you can make a move
and you're like, uh-oh,
but if I do this, they might take my guy.
Well, then you're done. Then just stop playing. If you can't take the risk and move
forward, you'll never move forward. Fowl Lane says, why do I feel like you and Sargon are just
different sides of the same coin? Also, Lydia is Hermione. Skippy Kishi says, USDA said today
that they will be buying food directly from farmers and sending it to food banks.
The press release.
Oh, cool.
Sure.
That doesn't make sense.
Some farms, yes.
So it's not a complete solution.
There's some farms they can do this for.
Alex Benz says, YouTube premium is my favorite thing I pay for.
Cool.
Southern Gentleman says, Lydia is so beautiful and sweet.
Look at that.
Thank you.
Paxton Fairbank says fake history porn American soldier
fights off alien menace with tornado gun
in the Battle of Earth April 17
2020. What? Cool.
Interesting. Pineapple in Space has been
watching since you built that Zeppelin.
I work as a QC chemist during
the week and Pepe John's
manager during the weekend. Both are
considered essential because one makes medical supplies
and the other makes food. Love you. I appreciate it. But I was really upset when they
fired Papa John. That was that was B.S. The guy didn't do anything wrong. A handy redneck says
for Adam, give me liberty or give me death is now been shortened to skate or die. Lovely surprise
that Lydia is a Lids is a gender. She rocks harder now. Look at that. All the fans who love the
gingers. I don't know, man. All right. Let's's see about three ninja says boogaloo or no i'm riding in style thanks to my trump bucks
just got a 68 nova to occupy occupy my time also homeschool your kids and grow your own veggies
nice i like your style evil morty and this japanese these japanese symbols thanks for
becoming a member can't read japanese thank you versus Spy says, what if that vaccine sterilizes you?
I mean, I don't think they would intentionally do that.
That would be like the biggest scandal
in the history of the planet.
See, this is where I would want to know
the information first before I just...
Long-term effects, man.
All right.
It could be like, oh no, three years later.
Yeah, we just don't know yet.
Side effects.
Yeah.
Kane Bizarro says,
first time seeing it live.
What up to...
What up... what does it
say up what up all tom from queens new york thanks for the heads back in january for the patriot
supply but still when it going to be fun when it comes and my neighbors had come to my apartment
totally well it comes in it comes in these like plastic bins they're cool because they're usable
yeah they're huge too like yeah big old they're big we just put in the closet yeah they're good
i haven't even looked at it in months so new york yeah saint miles says yeah now i can't now i can't
sleep i have seen soy jesus without a beanie and lydia has been revealed the great content today
that makes you sound like i'm nightmare content yeah you can't sleep i'm scared oh no he wasn't
wearing a beanie and neither was she no that's like something like the kids in the bed, like,
shaking, and the mom comes in.
What's wrong?
I saw soy Jesus without a beanie.
I see soy Jesus without beanies.
Beanie-less Jesus.
Mark G says,
$9.99 for a song request.
Adam should make a video of him singing Country Roads.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Should do it.
That'd be great, dude.
All right.
We got the 12-string right there.
You got your $9.99.
No, I'm not going to do the 12-string. I would probably a 6-string. But all right. Yeah, that'd be great, dude. All right. We got the 12 string right there. You got your 999. No, I'm not going to do the 12 string.
I would probably a six string.
But all right.
Yeah, that'd be fun, dude.
Okay.
I covered that song before just for fun.
But sure.
We got one more super chat.
TP says, about reinfection, leading scientist in Germany says tests are not 100% yet.
Could lead to reinfection conclusion when actually patient was not cured.
That's a good point.
Good point, yeah.
Russian says, Lydia makes Emma Watson look like sloth from The Goonies.
Nice.
Thank you.
There you go.
Not a crazy feminist, that is.
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That's all right.
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