Timcast IRL - TimcastIRL #50 - Kim Jung Un REPLACED By Body Double??! North Korea FIRES On South Korea

Episode Date: May 5, 2020

Tim's triumphant return from a trip to LA for Joe Rogan's podcast, a new studio setup, and some minor technical glitches. An introduction responds to the absolute state of the democratic primary, foll...owed by the entertainment of theories about Kim Jong Un's miraculous recovery from...whatever it was that happened (or didn't!) to him. Next, New Yorkers won't be locked down anymore, and Japan strategizes ways to deal with UFOs their defense minister doesn't believe in. Merch - https://teespring.com/stores/timcast-2 Podcast available on iTunes and Spotify, coming soon to all podcast platforms! Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I should press record. See, I've been gone for two weeks. Alright, we'll get there. Where's the reminder in chat? Can we get another F in chat for that? Let's do it. So we reset up all the studio, and then I just started renaming scenes, and now apparently our quick switch stream deck is not working and stuff. So, you know what, man? Hey, give me a break. Just drove across the country, had to educate Mr. Rogan on some very important facts. Sure. No, that was fun. I'm glad he had me on. Yeah, I saw the show. Yeah, man. Had to educate Mr. Rogan on some very important facts.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Sure. No, that was fun. I'm glad he had me on. Yeah, I saw the show. It was good. Oh, there you go. It's working. Yeah, I switched it.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Oh, nice. Made it work. It works. Great. For the most part, yeah. I think we need to work. It should work. But anyway,
Starting point is 00:00:39 we're going to talk about Kim Jong-un because apparently after he comes back, they started firing on South Korea. Yeah, I don't know anything about that. We got murder hornets. Murder hornets are Asian murder hornets. Ah, yes.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Because CNN said so. Also. It was CNN who said so. Yeah. Excellent. They're Asian. And then what else? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Thousands of people in New York are defying the lockdown orders. Not surprising. And I'm surprised. It's only a matter of time. Where are all the articles about all the racist trump supporters oh it's it's what's that new york isn't maga country no is it not it's like you get you get 50 people to show up protesting being like the economy should be reopened and they're like what a bunch of morons and then like 3 000 people are at the are hanging out in the park all sitting
Starting point is 00:01:20 around and the cops are scratching their head and then people no no no they're not scratching their head they're ignoring those people and arresting Jewish minorities Jewish people Jewish people and and black people just like oh yeah they're going nuts man this is hilarious going on in New York dude listen the media is right now can hang out in the parks no no they're they're attacking all these Trump supporters like it's an astroturfed protest why are they even protesting anyway, morons? They just want haircuts. Meanwhile, you have thousands of like upper class Manhattanite white people chilling in the park.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Then what do we get? There's a video going viral of a cop walking up to a black dude and just clocking him in the face. Yeah, what is up with that? And then you have the Jewish community where they're actually sending like tactical police to funerals where they're chasing after hearses new york is like a despotism it's crazy there ish it's funny because oh my goodness bill de blasio claims to be his progressive dude he's out walking around doing whatever he wants yeah and then literally going to the jewish neighborhood and chasing down hearses and arresting people at funerals meanwhile they did issue summonses to about 50 or so people in the
Starting point is 00:02:26 park oh all right all right but you've got my issue wasn't even about the hypocrisy in new york i mean they didn't clock anyone in the face though did they nope yeah you know what you got to go to the court eventually here's a summons my thing's always the media that's all i get where's the where's the media to be like look at these people no did you see the article that there was a police officer in like battery park or some some rich area handing people masks that didn't have masks oh you don't have a mask here you go what a good cop oh great nice let me help you what yeah that's how it should be oh you don't have a mask do you need one do you know do you know where to get one no or maybe you should go home okay thanks well apparently a lot of people said okay when the
Starting point is 00:03:06 cops were like hey you know move they'd be like okay but then like 50 people were like f you and they gave him a ticket or something okay that makes sense my issue is of all the people who are protesting there are substantially more people in new york and la just doing their thing and ignoring the law like i shouldn't even call the law it's illegal and where's the media to be like look at all these people oh it's because it's them right they're the ones going out to the park and being like well it's no big deal when i do it anyway if you haven't already hit that subscribe button hit that like button hit the notification bell because youtube is a broken system and i'm pretty sure i'm pretty confident at some point you will never see this show again because youtube's gonna to prop up CNN and MSNBC and Fox News.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And so if you don't want that to happen, you can help out by sharing this. But we are also on iTunes, I think, Google, Spotify, wherever you can find podcasts and listen to us talk about whatever it is we feel like talking about. Yeah. Typically things like this. Kim Jong-un has been replaced. Wait, I was going to say, what are we talking about? Well, that was just the introduction to the show. Oh right right yeah because i forgot to press record so how long how long was how many miles did you guys drive anyway it's 2750 both directions that's a lot of driving
Starting point is 00:04:15 how many hours is that it was 41 it was 40 hours one way hold on wait no no it was 41 it wasn't 40 okay it was 40 hours one way and then it was 41 hours the other no it was 41 both ways wow one day 17 so over 80 hours of driving yeah it was very exciting so i was the best part that happened what anything exciting happened we drove past a town that was completely closed really yeah i think it's laguna yeah new mexico yeah it was it was like science had no visitors. Did you try? No. You had to try. Why?
Starting point is 00:04:46 No, why would we want to? It's like... For the excitement of it all. Would you drive into a zombie apocalypse if you had the choice? You'd be like... Maybe. We'll get infected. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Well, I did. Joe Rogan... Yeah, maybe not. Joe Rogan took my blood. Right. Yeah, tell me about that. So here's my conspiracy theory. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Joe is having all these high-profile guests come in. He's going to clone you. And he's going to have everyone's blood. No. He's going to be able to figure out the genes for the perfect media personality humans like he's got scientists he's got comedians he's got journalists i was kind of right and he's gonna clone you but clone all of you at once joe's into one ultimate sitting somewhere you know he was like doing dmt or something and he's like i have an idea oh that's crazy someone else is struggling to do it.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I was actually really bummed. Not one time did you make him say, that's crazy. And I was like, oh, come on, Tim. That's crazy. He doesn't really say that that much. No, he doesn't. I guess not. I was waiting for it. I was excited. So it was actually easy when I... What she had was this little
Starting point is 00:05:42 purple thing that the nurse put on my finger and then it clicks. It's a needle. I she had was this little purple thing that the nurse, she put on my finger, and then it clicks. It goes. It's a needle. I didn't feel anything at all. Okay. And it's because I got calluses.
Starting point is 00:05:52 From guitar? From guitar, yeah. So my calluses aren't really that strong. Okay. But I didn't feel it. But she struggled to get the blood to come out. Did she have to do it more than once? No.
Starting point is 00:06:02 But she squeezed my hand as hard as she could to get the blood to come out. Because I was like do it more than once? No. But she squeezed my hand as hard as she could to get the blood to come out. Because I was like, yeah. Why wouldn't she just use your right hand? It's all dead. I don't know. She sat down to my left. You play right-handed guitar.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Right, yeah. My right hand is where the calluses are. Yep. My left hand is where, yeah, she'd. Well, future reference nurse who does that to guitar players. She got the blood on my finger, and then there was these little white tabs. I posted on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Go to Instagram.com slash TimCast. You can see the photo of it. Yeah, there's no reference point, though, to see how big they were. So it looked like you were getting, I don't know, a pregnancy test. It's about as big as your thumb. Oh, tiny. Yeah, it's a little white thing. And there's a little square, and she put my blood in it.
Starting point is 00:06:43 And then 15 minutes later it starts the whole thing the bar starts to change color and then it says up top like covid19 and then it said like mr something and then mr something yeah and what she said was the first line uh i don't think mattered it's a control i think yeah and then the second line was if you actively have an infection and the third line was if you actively have an infection. And the third line was if you've beaten the infection. Interesting. So you can tell the difference. Yep.
Starting point is 00:07:07 So basically what? The third line would be like if you had the antibodies or something? Yeah. The third one was if you have... No, it was something about if you have the antibodies in a current infection, they can tell. And if you have the antibodies for immunity, it's different or something. That's cool. I didn't realize you could...
Starting point is 00:07:23 And you know, the funny thing is... And that's so fast? 15 minutes you can and you know the funny thing is fast i like how many minutes yeah 50 minutes wow and so when i when uh everyone's asking like so what was like joe freaking out then when you like showed up and he was like don't you know like you got to get a test first i was like no no he walked up he fist me up fist bumped me and he's like the nurse will be in a few minutes he got a little nervous when you started coughing i know you inhaled some water during the show did he he get nervous? No. No, he was like, oh, no, his words were like, oh, man, coughing nowadays. Right, right. You start coughing around people, you're just like, what is going on with that person?
Starting point is 00:07:52 COVID. COVID. Cough. You got the cough. Yeah. I was drinking water, and then he said something, and I went, and I hiccuped. Yeah. I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:08:01 And then I was like, I can't talk. Yeah, you were down for the count for like three minutes. It took a while. And I started coughing, and I'm like, just like, I'm going, I can't talk. Yeah, you were down for the count for like three minutes. It took a while. And I started coughing. And I'm like, I'm going to let Joe speak until I can talk again. Oh, man. Yeah, but dude, I couldn't believe how fast that time flies. Yeah, I thought I had to go to.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Oh, you're talking about Joe Rogan just talking, chatting with him. No, it's like, yeah, I sat down. And then all of a sudden, Joe's like, it's been three hours, Tim. And I'm like, whoa. Yeah, you guys never stopped talking sudden, Joe's like, it's been three hours, Tim, and I'm like, whoa. Yeah, you guys never stopped talking. It was just like one long flow. Yeah. And you didn't mention our show one time.
Starting point is 00:08:33 There was, you know what, but I didn't realize. Not one time. No, of course not. What? What is up with that? Dude, time was. No, no, give me my camera back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:39 What is up with that? Give me my camera back. All right, you can take it. Time was flying, dude. It was so crazy. I had a bunch of stuff I was like, oh, wait till I talk about this. I was like, before the show started, I was talking about something. And Joe's like, whoa, whoa, save it.
Starting point is 00:08:53 That's crazy. We never talked about any of it. Of course. And I didn't remember what it was. I was like, what was I going to tell? And at the end of it, if you catch the end, I'm like, oh, there's a story I want to tell you about that guy at my house. He's like, oh, tell it.
Starting point is 00:09:02 And I'm like, oh. Now I have to tell this weird little story about the guy. No, I just gave you the quick version of it. The story of the guy at your house should have been me doing a show with you. Done. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Problem solved. Yeah, you know what, man?
Starting point is 00:09:15 Look, look, look. I did not hit up Joe to do a show with him. Yeah. It was actually supposed to be me and David Pakman. Right, right. And Joe. And we were all going to talk, you know, how we see politics. And I think, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:28 Joe and I kind of agree a lot on these things. In fact, I think Joe goes further than I do on the Trump stuff. Like, he said he would rather vote for Trump. I was like, I didn't even get that far. I said, like, I understand but I haven't made any hard commitments or anything. Man, every day it goes by, I feel this, I mean, I said it. Well, you already said you were going to vote
Starting point is 00:09:44 for him. I did, I said it. Committed, man. Every single day, I feel this. I mean, I said it. Well, you already said you were going to vote for him. I did. I said it. Committed, man. Every single day, I feel more and more confident in that decision. Yeah, but here's why I wouldn't go that far is because Joe Biden, I don't think, is going to be the nominee. Well, I should say. So then who? I'm leaning slightly towards them pulling him out. If they pull him out, there's no reason why the other people that have already backed down shouldn't be the ones that should be in opposition.
Starting point is 00:10:05 It won't be. Yeah, exactly. But maybe Cuomo. I don't like that. I don't know his presidential capabilities. I don't know what they're going to do, man. Because it's six months out. Even if they got rid of Biden, what are they going to do?
Starting point is 00:10:19 They're going to introduce the country to Andrew Cuomo. There was one article that said a Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama ticket. And I threw up on my mouth a little bit. No way, that's never going to happen. But here's what I'm saying, man. I'm fairly confident. No, I shouldn't put it that way. I should say I'm leaning slightly towards them pulling out Joe Biden.
Starting point is 00:10:39 There's tons of articles popping up saying get rid of him. There's tons of calls from people saying it's time for plan B. Right. Well, Cassandra Fairbanks released that article that there's this, I don't know, some sort of committee to get Michelle Obama on the VP. Well, it's like a super PAC or something. Yeah, okay. So they're going to try and draft her to do it. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I said it and people were like, oh, please, Tim, Michelle Obama will never do it. it and it's like i i don't know i'm not saying it's a greater than chance probability i'm just saying like you know if i'm thinking it they've been thinking it for the past few weeks oh yeah or months nobody thought joe biden was ever going to win that dude is sunsetting i don't get it he really is so look yeah every everything they've complained about trump like biden is worse they say like oh but donald trump has talked about abusing women. Dude, there's video footage of Biden abusing women. I'm sorry. No, no, no. Not women. Little girls. And that is
Starting point is 00:11:32 a big difference to me. I mean, my goodness, they're both bad, but he's making little girls creeped out. I can't understand the fathers in every single one of those videos looking at it like, it's Joe Biden. I guess it's okay. nah like what is going on my fist like man there is a video isn't there a video of ted cruz i don't like biden no like ted cruz trying to kiss a baby i think or something
Starting point is 00:11:55 i don't recall i don't like that either but you know but so i don't know but i'm gonna address this right it's it's a common thing to like, you know, kiss babies and shake hands. Joe Biden's not doing that. No. Right? So there's like, there's creepy videos of tons of politicians. He's grabbing them with his hands. Dude, there's videos of him with like a little. Molesting them on camera.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And he's like stroking their chests and stuff. Yes. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Creepy dude. Yes. I can't stand it. It's gross. So you place lecherous old Joe next to Trump.
Starting point is 00:12:21 And I got a potty mouth Trump versus the dude on camera doing these things and i'm right i don't like either of them to be honest well there's that uh andrew schultz i think his name is the comedian okay he did this bit rogan actually posted it and uh he says something like the reason joe biden to be president is that he's the real deal look donald trump talks about grabbing women joe biden actually did it and then and then but then he stops and looks over and goes allegedly yeah allegedly but i'll put it this way that's good i'm not 100 but i absolutely would lean towards voting for trump if biden was on the ticket uh and it's because i think it is reckless i think it is is horrifying and terror it is irresponsible for them to put that man in the oval office yeah now i understand like they could get get a VP who would potentially be doing most of the work,
Starting point is 00:13:09 but that feels like subversion. And I still don't trust the idea of me putting my name behind someone like Biden. Nah, sorry, man, not going to happen. So one of the things that stops me from going all the way and saying I would absolutely vote for Trump in that capacity is that I don't like the idea of voting for the lesser of two evils i 100 100 agree with you i actually i actually think there's a in a lot of ways trump is better than a lot of the presidents we've had in a long time okay uh but i think man you like his his he's got an erratic sporadic irrational not not no irrational is the wrong word impulsive yeah and so it's like
Starting point is 00:13:46 well i certainly like that that's why look there's a lot of presidents would have been like never gonna happen like mccain obama i'm like i wouldn't go for any of those people with trump it's like there's a lot of things i can see wrong with them but i also know the media lied about almost everything and that makes it really really hard for the left to argue why trump should never be president. Right. It's like, dude, listen, I've been reading the news all day, every day since the man got elected. And it's been lie after lie after lie.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I don't know why I should believe you anymore. So when they come out and they say stuff like, there was this segment the Washington Post put out where it said, like, here's seven times Trump lied about, you know, COVID or something. One of the segments shows him going, you know, some people are saying that it might go away in April with the heat, and then it freezes. And then the next bit is a reporter saying, Mr. President, you said it would go away in April with the heat. He goes, I never said that. And they're like, ah, he lied. And I'm like, he didn't. He said, some people think. Right. Now you want to play semantics and say, oh, no, no, no. But that was him asserting it.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Who are these some people? No, no no a lot of people online were saying that yeah like the whole open by easter thing he was like i would love to have the economy open by easter it would be great if we can have everything run in by easter and they're like you said that you your plan was to open it by easter and he's like i i said i wanted to open it like a fiddle he like i think he knows this too like he he says things that aren't absolute like he's toying with the idea. But it's not even that, right? Do you know about what happened
Starting point is 00:15:10 with the Shinzo Abe of Japan and the koi fish pond? No. What is it? So a video goes viral of a camera zooming in on Trump. And Trump and Shinzo Abe were taking little bits of fish food
Starting point is 00:15:21 and tossing it into the pond, right? Okay. Then all of a sudden the camera zooms in on Trump and it shows him dump the whole the whole thing of food into the water okay and boy did the internet go go wild and they were like oh this man is such an embarrassment i can't believe you would do that you just dumped all of the food in yeah you're supposed to do a little bit and then the real footage got released and guess what happened the other guy did the shinzo abe threw all the foot food in trump looked at him shrugged and then did the same thing trump was taking the cue of the prime
Starting point is 00:15:49 minister of japan showing him and you have the covington kids you know about that right the you know the coming no i don't tell me about it there were a field trip of kids standing on the steps of the lincoln memorial oh this video goes viral of a native american banging a drum uh-huh when i first got sent that video i was watching it i had everyone saying things to me like dude did you see this did you see this tim you see this and i watched it i'm like i don't know what i'm looking at right i'm like so why should i be upset and they were like dude look what that kid's doing i'm like what is he doing he was like almost in shock that they were standing in front of him i remember seeing that his face it was just kind of he was just like like what do i do? Like, what do I do? Right.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Everyone was telling me. I'm uncomfortable. That's what I saw. I was being told. They were like, he got in the face of the Native American and started smugly. And I was like, that's not the video. Right. You didn't send me a video of a kid walking up to a Native American. You sent me a video of, like, two people standing in front of each other.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Right. But the media went nuts. Yeah, they spun it. And now they're getting sued. CNN settled. So this is the problem, right? There are things that I find disagreeable with the president but at this point i gotta say there is a big motivating factor like an fu factor of like i am so sick of being insulted and lied to yeah every
Starting point is 00:16:56 single day it's true and so you know what it's like man when donald trump won i laughed a hearty laugh yeah because it was comeuppance for the Democrats and how they screwed over Bernie. And I was pissed. I was like, you get what you deserve. This is the game you played and you lose because of it? I couldn't believe it happened. Now I'm kind of like, you know what, man? If they really want to put up Biden, if this is the game they want to play, they deserve to lose.
Starting point is 00:17:21 And I will laugh again. Admittedly, I will laugh biden wins too because that's just like it's an equally funny thing well it's because you know a lot of people were saying that the donald trump vote was the chaos vote really yeah they were like a vote for trump is to burn it all down so there are a lot of like uh a lot of left like i don't i don't think it was a huge number but there i knew some like antifa type people who were like definitely voting for trump because they thought trump was the fastest path towards everything collapsing then the economy roars and everything's better right but i'll tell you what man if you really want to see things collapse vote for biden
Starting point is 00:17:50 yeah like that's the vibe i get he's gonna he's gonna like go into a meeting with uh you know like iran and he's gonna be sleeping and snoring and they're gonna be like shrugging and then one guy's gonna walk over with a contract for some ridiculous terms like lifting all sanctions and giving them bailouts. And then they're going to be like, oh, Mr. President, you were just about to sign. And he goes, oh, sorry. And then he just signs it and falls asleep again. Yeah, his tweets are all articulate and, like, long.
Starting point is 00:18:18 And I'm like, I want to see him say any one of these tweets. Pick one. I don't care which one it is. And just read it to me. Read your own tweet. What did you say? You know? And I know.
Starting point is 00:18:30 That's why it's funny when they asked Trump the other day. They're like, Joe Biden tweeted. And he goes, no, he didn't. He didn't tweet that. He didn't tweet that. He didn't. It's accurate. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:18:37 That's funny. Dude, the prospect of a Biden presidency is scary. Yeah. Because his proponents have even said the same thing. It's a placeholder candidacy. A one-term president. It's funny. He actually said this.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Biden did. Yeah, he said something. What exactly did he say? Remember he said he was like, I'll be a one-term president. And then he walked back like, no, no, that's not what I meant. So he said something like, I want to hold the place for somebody like the Mayor Pete's of the world. I really want to set the stage. And I don't expect to be here for that long, which is unsettling. I don't like that. I'm laughing, but I really actually feel bad
Starting point is 00:19:16 because there was... When he was doing the Micah Brzezinski interview, did you watch that? So, man, she went... Oh, I saw the clips of this. She didn't go easy on him. No, she didn't. Oh, I saw the clips of this. She didn't go easy on him. No, she didn't. Dude, I felt so bad for Biden. Yeah, someone just said that I'm roasting an old man. It's like, yeah, he's an old man. He shouldn't be running for president. It's not about roasting him. It's about the people who are propping him up. And that's the point I'm trying to make. That's why he's still making the choice to run, though. I don't. Yeah, but come on. What? A two-year-old makes the choice to fork an electrical outlet.
Starting point is 00:19:46 We don't blame the two-year-old. Like, bad parenting. So he's a two-year-old. Yeah, dude. Yeah, exactly. He's clearly out of his mind, and he's sitting there mumbling and sputtering, and he can't speak, and they keep doing this to him. More reason why I don't want to vote for this man.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Right. Listen, on that Micah Brzezinski interview, it was so sad. This confused, disheveled old man just sitting there like why are you yelling at me yeah what's happening i don't understand i'm like come on man i can't come up with an excuse fast enough it's not about him coming up with an excuse it's about like you took someone something no no you took a man who is who is like listen i'd be willing to bet that if he had to stand trial the the opposing legal team would easily argue he's not fit to stand trial. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:27 He's not there. They'd be like, listen to him speak. And he'd be like, you know, I didn't. Well, the thing with me. And they'd be like, this man is clearly not fit to testify. Yet they put him on MSNBC and put him in front of this woman who actually asked him some tough questions. Yeah. She said something like, so we're supposed to believe all women until it's you.
Starting point is 00:20:45 And it's like, she kind of smacked him down a little bit. She's got a huge point. She could have been tougher on him, but she was pretty tough. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:53 And he had this look on his face. Any tougher, he would have broke. He had this look on his face where he was like, you know, just like his brow
Starting point is 00:21:01 going down, confused, like, I don't understand what's happening. Yeah. Like, what's happening right now? And I'm like, you know what, confused, like, I don't understand what's happening. What's happening right now?
Starting point is 00:21:05 And I'm like, you know what, man? We're humans. We're young and vulnerable. Then we become teenagers, young adults, adults. We're capable of sustaining ourselves. And then once we get older, we look to our families and we look to varying degrees of our society helping us out as we sunset. We live a life of a bell curve. Joe Biden is clearly well beyond his prime.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Oh, yeah. That's an understatement. Well beyond. He's like they're stretching what little bit he has left beyond where he should even be going. It makes me sick to see what they put that guy through. I get it. He's sitting there being like, I want to do this. Obama said, Joe, you don't have to do this.
Starting point is 00:21:48 You know what it is? I wondered what that meant. You don't have to do this. Wait, wait, what do you mean? Running for president is like a powerful statement. It's an aspirational goal. Yeah, you should want to be president at least. What does it mean you don't have to do this?
Starting point is 00:22:02 You say that to somebody who's about to run to a burning building to save a life. You don't have to do this. Yeah, exactly. What was Joe Biden? That's it. Sacrificial lamb. A lot of people felt this way. There's a lot of posts on social media saying things like, and I agree with this, that he's
Starting point is 00:22:18 just a holdover candidate. They know he won't win. Yeah. And they don't want to waste Buttigieg. They don't want to waste their actually younger candidates who might win next in the next cycle. Because it's anyone's game next time. Right. And so they know Trump will be a trough battle.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Trump will be a tough battle. That's how tough it is. He deserves his own word. So they're like, you know what? A trough. So they're like, you know what? Biden is done. We don't want to waste any of our young, more energetic candidates.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Throw out Biden. He'll lose. We won't got to waste anybody and burn him in the press. That makes a lot of sense to me. That makes total sense. There's no chance. I'm going to make a big, huge pot of popcorn for when they go debate each other. It'll never.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I can't imagine. Seriously, people were asking me on Adamcast that we should do a live stream we can't no i know yeah they shut everybody down that's so fun crowder did it with uh cnn some it's tough though no no they didn't get it they didn't stream cnn they streamed straight from the white house and i don't know that they still get they They still go after people. But it worked. He did it. So what happens is when the White House or C-SPAN
Starting point is 00:23:27 or some other non-profit or public entity will stream, CNN and other outlets pick it up and then argue that because the audio and video matches their content,
Starting point is 00:23:36 they strike you down and then you can't live stream for two weeks. That's ridiculous. Yep. Yeah, you know Luke. Luke Rudowsky. Weird change, right?
Starting point is 00:23:43 So Luke did an interview. This is years ago. This is like 2012, I think. Al Jazeera took his footage under fair use, ran a segment, and then copyright claimed his video, which was uploaded first, and YouTube took it down. What? Yeah. And they took his money.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Whoa. That's messed up. Talk about messed up. Oh my gosh. Yep. Yikes. All right. Well, that was a fun uh opening
Starting point is 00:24:07 complaint about politics we were supposed to be talking about kim jong-un so we're gonna do that now yeah all right and now everyone's at a time had a chance to to to come in let's uh let's actually talk about what's going on and with um mr jung jung-un mr mr kim right kim is the last name that's what i thought i guess i thought it's i don't know wait what really you'd think as a korean i would understand how names work yeah don't you know no i don't come on i do know kim is a very common last name uh yeah kim lee and park i think well here's the story and pool kim jong-un truthers think he was replaced by a body double but it's okay, everybody.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Before I even get into this, for the sake of YouTube's rules, I just want to make sure you all know that CNN said it's not true. And because they're an authoritative source, so it's confirmed. Kim Jong-un is back. But that being said, we're just going to read this article anyway. And none of us really believe there's a body double for a world leader. I mean, it's not like other world leaders have ever had body doubles or anything. I mean, oh, wait, what's this? Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Oh, look at that. There have been many body doubles for many people. Three world leaders who actually had body doubles. Wow. Who's this guy? Dictator is all I'm sure. General Bernard Montgomery and his double, M.E. Clifton. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:25:26 What a fantastic name. Oh, Saddam Hussein definitely had body doubles. Oh, yeah. Anyway. Did he have like six of them? I'm not... I actually think he came to him in his back. I think people overreacted.
Starting point is 00:25:35 But I do think he's probably got a body double. Yeah, yeah. I think so, too. I just... You know what I think is they love playing games with the press. They love lying. And they have every opportunity to, you opportunity to try and screw with us. So maybe he's got a body double.
Starting point is 00:25:49 It doesn't mean he's dead or anything like that. So I don't know for sure. So what? Do you think he was just trolling the world right now? Like, oh, I'm going to make everyone think that I died. Yeah. Yeah. And put my sister on.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Everyone now knows who his sister is. Maybe. Exactly. She was nobody. She actually avoided the press until three months ago was the her first appearance ever so maybe so unless he died a long time ago yeah i don't know check this out so there's some photos interesting the daily dot says kim jong-un truthers think he was replaced by a body double and they they go on to tell you know basically say what um everyone's already said so tmz reported
Starting point is 00:26:24 his death. And then eventually the reporting changed. And the reporting, like eventually the story, I think this is an actual headline. It said, Kim Jong-un is either dead, incapacitated, or totally fine. Like, okay. Great reporting. Yeah, right. That about covers everything.
Starting point is 00:26:40 But I guess you can be in between totally fine and incapacitated. Yeah. Like feeling unwell. Sure. I mean mean technically that is probably the truest news article yeah yeah right life exists news 11 so here's here's what they show we have these tweets um look at these photos louise mensch says don't know don't care see no reason to alter my earlier stance these aren't the same men. You know what I love about these photos is that there was a similar story about Hillary Clinton.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Okay. Not that long ago, because there was a photo of a woman that like people were saying was not Hillary Clinton. And it really did look weird. Okay. Like did not look like her. You know that photo, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:19 You sent it to me. Yeah. And you're like, who is this? I don't know. I scream. So there was a photo of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton clinton okay and everybody thought it wasn't really hillary okay so i cropped out just the woman and sent to people saying who is this woman and most people told me i don't know oh all right because i was like it's the bill clinton next to her people
Starting point is 00:27:38 yeah oh yeah it's hillary of course but it was probably just an awful picture of hillary you know maybe people don't understand how camera angles change how you look true and it was like a low up close like wide shot and her nose looked better big or something i don't know maybe it wasn't her i'm just saying like i maybe you actually got a glimpse of under her mask oh yeah the real her and some scales were coming some reptilian like a like a snake tongue okay well let's let's let's talk about best korea's chubby man here we go best korea's chubby man so what they're pointing out this person says the chipped incisor is a definite giveaway it's not kim jong-un on the right you see a photo of kim jong-un and he's got his teeth are pretty straight he's got big old incisors those look like great teeth he had some work done oh
Starting point is 00:28:21 dude you know he's like a multi-millionaire he's like ridiculously wealthy that makes sense yeah that's why he's fat sure then you then look at this guy on the left um his teeth are very different like can you see this yeah that left tooth is bigger than the right tooth so here's here's what i'm definitely different here's what i would normally say okay if somebody said his chipped incisor my response immediately goes sometimes people chip their teeth that happens didn't you hear chris cuomo chipped his tooth shivering with COVID? I chipped my tooth. Oh, there you go.
Starting point is 00:28:47 My front tooth actually is, they glued it back on, actually. Yeah, this one. You know, one thing I have about these kind of things is, when are these pictures from? What is this? This could be anything. This guy might not even be North Korean. He might just be some random dude from the internet.
Starting point is 00:29:04 They're like, oh, he kind of looks like him. This is the photo they released. They claimed it was him. Oh, North Korea did. Yeah, so like on the CNN thing, right? Oh, right, yeah. These are really crappy photos, though. They are.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Exactly. How do we know? This is the one from CNN where it says, Kim Jong-un UN images appear legitimate. According to a U.S. official, images of Kim Jong-un at a May Day celebration appear to be legitimate. This would be the leader's first public appearance in about three weeks. Ah, so wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:29:29 You can't see anything here. So CNN is actually not confirming he's back. They're just saying it appears he's back. No, a U.N. Oh, okay. A U.N. official. Yeah, what is it? I'm sorry, a U.S. official.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Not a U.N. official. A U.S. official. Right. Is saying that they appear to be legitimate. Okay, appear. Right. I don't know. Okay okay these photos are really grainy so i can't i can't say but why i don't know kim kim jung il died why what's what's the problem if he dies they'll just say it's pointing somebody else what's the why does he need to live because he's young and maybe it's just like a strategic time
Starting point is 00:30:01 he's only like two years older three years older older than me. Yeah, he's not old. He's 36. He's my age. Yeah. Never mind. And he's the same age as me, Adam. And he's a world leader. What have you been doing with your life?
Starting point is 00:30:14 That's right. Video games. Yeah. Why aren't you the leader of Best Korea? Well, I don't have an in like some people I know, Tim. So hold on. There's more photos. Oh, man. You know what, man? Here's another one another one it says look at these two images and note the teeth the first
Starting point is 00:30:29 one is kim jung-un a few weeks ago the real one the second is kju today as shown by rt note the gap in the teeth and the of the second image a body double i mean maybe let me see i can pull these pictures up make them make them i don know. That second image did look a little different. They do look kind of different. We're working on it. Yeah, those teeth do not look the same. That's a gap. Look at that big gap in the front teeth.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Hold on. Wait a minute. Look, there's no gap. That's a significant gap in his front teeth. So, hold on. Think about what this means. If this is true, it means that in North Korea they have a guy whose assigned communist job is literally just keep eating to get fat. Because nobody's fat in North
Starting point is 00:31:12 Korea. Or he probably just eats the exact same foods. They found a guy who's the same height and they sat him down and they were like whatever Kim eats, you eat. Yep. And so he started. I'm allowed to do that because I'm actually Korean and Japanese by the way. Oh yeah, you can. I am. I'm actually doing an imitation of one of my relatives.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Good. Yeah, there you go. Because people are going to complain anyway. Yeah, they are. Let them complain. Yeah. Oh, man. So I'm officially allowed to imitate anyone Japanese and anyone Korean.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Nice. No, I actually did grow up eating a lot of Korean food. My mom would cook it and stuff. So here's another photo. It says, was the Kim Jong-un who cut the ribbon at the fertilizer plant a body double or not nah so they have more photos no actually look at this i know this is weird stuff man i gotta i gotta admit let's not let's let's stop uh playing games yeah i i mean they look like different people it looks like a hair in a wig look at the wig he's got on he's wearing a wig. Look at the wig he's got on. It does look like he's wearing a wig. What the heck?
Starting point is 00:32:05 That is not the same dude. I don't know how I feel about that. Maybe, oh, you know what else? I wanted to say before, like, maybe he's just eating, getting fatter, but that looks like a wig, man. It does? Look at that hair. It looks like they have some guy who just, that is
Starting point is 00:32:22 not, that's creepy. So different. Look at the teeth. The teeth are so drastically different. What we're saying is, okay, we're not going to get banned for entertaining this conspiracy theory. It's a conspiracy theory. There's one reason, though.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Why? It's because the people pushing it, like Luis Mench and like Akilah Hughes, they're lefty. So if they're saying it, we're good. We're good. So if YouTube has a problem we'll just
Starting point is 00:32:46 be like oh no that's like a left-wing thing they'll go oh that's right we won't ban you that's okay okay left-wing stuff that's fine yeah only conspiracy theories from alex jones are bannable yeah when when when when akilah hughes and louise mensch screech about russia for three years or whatever well not akilah i'm not trying to drag her she's talking about kim jong-un which i don't actually disagree with but louise mensch is famous for saying, like, for years, like, we have proof that Trump, I think she accused Cassandra of being a Russian agent. Seriously? It's like, dude, why? That's ridiculous. I've known Cassandra for years.
Starting point is 00:33:17 But yeah, so we're good. We're good. We're all good. But it is true that body doubles exist, man. So this is the crazy thing to me is why is it so taboo to entertain the possibility that kim jong-un has a body double yeah i totally believe it you know what i think you know what i think maybe he's not dead maybe he's just on vacation incapacitated no no maybe he's on vacation he's like chilling somewhere he's like you know what a month though you go go be me for a little bit yeah i need to chill people are starting to get worried that you're gone i'm playing gta man gtl oh no write that online have him do it you
Starting point is 00:33:51 know what's funny is that apparently i've heard he does play video games online seriously yeah i wonder what games he plays and i wonder what console he plays and you wouldn't even know you're playing against kim jong-un oh man yeah i heard he was big into video games because i don't know where didn't he go to school in like switzerland or sweden or something switzerland maybe was it i have no idea i think switzerland yeah switzerland i think that's it so yeah he he Yeah, I heard he was big into video games because I don't know where... Didn't he go to school in Switzerland or Sweden or something? Switzerland, maybe. Was it? I have no idea. Yeah, I think Switzerland.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Switzerland? I think that's it. So yeah, he probably plays... I heard he plays a bunch of online FPS games. I don't know if that's true or not. But there are a bunch of really famous people who play games you probably don't even realize you're playing with. Cool.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Yeah. Could you imagine playing a game against Kim Jong-un and he's just sitting there like, I don't know what they eat for snacks in North Korea.a do they have snacks candies and stuff yeah yeah he's definitely got snacks now that dude's got i mean look at him overnighted to him whenever he wants yeah look at him stalin of course had a body double didn't have didn't stalin have more than one oh felix date dadaev the day of i don't really look like him i don't know no but he looks like him but it doesn't even no dude it doesn't even matter because you get you get a guy who looks somewhat like him people are gonna be like that's him yeah that's it well nowadays you got to be really good with
Starting point is 00:34:56 it because like back when it was stalin it was like there was no social media like we've got today like no one really like you saw his picture once and if this other dude showed up and was like doing a speech you wouldn't know right you wouldn't know you never really met stalin in real life have you ever met a celebrity like seen a celebrity like walking on the street a lot of people don't realize this like they don't look the same yeah because when when you know i remember being told this when i was when i was a little kid because my family owned a cafe and some well-known people had walked in to the cafe before and they looked different.
Starting point is 00:35:28 And my parents were like, it's because when they film movies they go for the best angles all the time. And they'll shoot like four or five different ways. And so the way you see somebody is not how they actually are. Well, sometimes they look exactly the same. Sometimes. You know Giselle?
Starting point is 00:35:44 Famous female model a bunching yeah yeah so i did a job with her once she looks exactly the same in real life wow like i was like oh i know exactly who you are you look exactly the same but i'm there you go in uh i can't remember what movie i was watching it was a tom cruise movie and tom cruise i think is what like five seven yeah is it oh that's taller than i thought he was he was five seven yeah he's like five seven and he was he was walking in front of someone who i know was a lot taller than an actor okay and they were the same height ah because these angles yeah and like because they want him to look tall and tough or whatever i can't remember what movie it was but almost every movie he's ever been in right probably yeah he's actually
Starting point is 00:36:23 yeah he's relatively short dude so i've seen people on the street and i didn't it took a few minutes and i'm like was that no that couldn't have been i don't know was it and then all of a sudden me my friends like dude that really was you know so and so we're like wow it takes you a while yeah imagine you've seen photos and videos of someone like kim jong-un and then a dude shows up was a big fat korean guy with a slick back hair he'd probably be like looks like him to me i don't know and it's also also think about this too like with these photos let me find one of the weirdest looking photos like no that one's kind of weird here we go not this one let me do the other one yeah this one right here yeah this one the eyebrows are different the hairline looks fake totally does wait wait look at the side of the head too yeah i don't get that is not what on earth and look at his ears the ears on those are different
Starting point is 00:37:10 the ears stick out way more on the left i mean he could have just here's my point though wait if you saw this guy the one on the left is two weeks ago is that right oh no probably way before oh okay okay but here's what i'm saying if you saw this guy walking around and someone told you it's kim jong-un you don't have a photo of him, Kim Jong-un. You don't have a photo. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let me just pull up a picture of you real quick so I can compare and contrast.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Can you smile for me? Smile wider. Show me those teeth. Let me see your teeth. Yeah. I don't think that's you. I'm out of here. I don't think that's you.
Starting point is 00:37:37 No, but this is why the body double thing works because the average person doesn't have a video. Right. They see it and their brain fills in the gaps and like, that makes sense. Just like that Hillary picture like that hillary picture right right if you tell somebody that it's hillary they're then that's in their brain and suddenly they can't if even if it isn't her they're like yeah that's her it looks like her and people people were actually arguing that it was her but she got plastic surgery i swear to god yeah they were like it is her she just got a facelift and it's like uh and
Starting point is 00:38:02 then like a couple weeks later she popped up again and she looked normal. Maybe that just wasn't her. Rich, powerful politicians have body doubles, man. Or maybe she just didn't sleep very well the night before. See, what people don't realize is that we actually have a whole studio double. We've actually built an entire studio.
Starting point is 00:38:20 So people have been posting my address and they've actually got it wrong. That's the dummy address where the fake dummy, the clone studio is. And we hired a body double for Adam, for me, for Lydia, even Betsy and Bucko, the cats. Yeah, it's true. Boku. Betsy and Bucko. So when you come back and look through the window, you'll see what looks like our show.
Starting point is 00:38:40 But we're actually in an undisclosed location. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, because we have to we have to do that okay so there's actually something funny here north korean defectors say sorry after false kim jong-un speculation are you kidding me what so apparently some defectors were reporting like hey this is happening and now that it turns out it's not happening they're like oops whoopsie yeah do you think they just really wanted it to happen? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:07 They're like, oh, man. Here, look at it. Maybe our dreams. Here's what they say. A former senior North Korean diplomat has apologized for saying Kim Jong-un was probably so ill he could not stand days before he emerged on state media smoking and walking briskly at an event attended by hundreds of officials. I mean, this photo looks like him i
Starting point is 00:39:26 gotta be honest yeah that right there can you zoom in on that i can't no no but that because it does kind of look like him but at the same time his eyes look a little different his teeth do look different here like there's i can see a gap from this distance you know it's funny looks a little different you know the funny thing about this is? If it turns out it's not really Kim Jong-un, it proves that all of these people who thought he was are racist. Yep. CNN, they're experts.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Everybody who said it's not a conspiracy, that's clearly him. What does that say? So you think us Koreans all look the same, huh? Is that what you're saying? But it's a body double. No, I'm kidding. All right. koreans all look the same huh is that what you're saying it's a body double i'm kidding all right and then uh for some reason maybe to like pretend like they're proving he's alive they started shooting at south korea so this this was a um what's the story this is from may 2nd north korea's kim did not have surgery south says s shots fired at dmz so apparently they
Starting point is 00:40:24 shouted them and they're like wait wait okay you're alive you're alive right right yeah maybe that's what they're trying to argue like but he ordered us to shoot at you really what is this the government official declined to provide reasons but said speculative reports that kim had had an operation citing some differences in his leg movements were untrue you know a man leg movements what where's that coming from juiciest story for everybody. Yeah. You know, TMZ.
Starting point is 00:40:47 And admittedly, like, when I saw the news, like, I couldn't ignore it. Everybody got roped in. Didn't TMZ start this whole thing? No. Oh, I thought they were the first people to, like, report on it. No, CNN said he was, like, missing. He was missing or something. Missing.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Missing. Yes. He was missing. No, he was gone. So, you know, the big concern is it might destabilize the region. That's what I was expecting. Kind of going back to what we were just talking about with politics, the really scary thing, really annoying thing for me,
Starting point is 00:41:14 is that Donald Trump said something positive about Kim Jong-un, and he gets dragged for it. And I'm like, dude, do these people understand what tact is? They accuse the president of having none. And then when he tries to have some, they say, how dare you? Yeah. Dude, he doesn't give you the time of day, but he's giving this man the time of day because he's trying to avoid a nuclear war.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Right. Because China has their back. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what you expect a man to do. It's the stupidest thing. Yeah, I agree. Like, I can sit here and rag on Trump for the missile strike in Syria, the Yemen stuff,
Starting point is 00:41:46 Saudi Arabia stuff, all day and night. I do it a lot. I bring it up. It's like a main point. But North Korea thing was not a bad thing. Trying to talk people down and bring them into the fold is a good thing. I mean, even if he was able to get Iran to do it, it would be amazing. So you've got this rogue state that's like, we're building nukes.
Starting point is 00:42:03 We're going to blow stuff up. We want free stuff. If you can convince them to normalize trade and just become like a regular trade partner. A regular country, yeah. Then good. War averted. Right. Instead, they're trying to sink the ship like every step of the way for Trump.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Like, he's flying this plane and they'd rather see the plane go into the ocean. Yeah. Well, I don't know what's going to happen with this, but I'll tell you what. There's a possibility in my mind. I mean, it's's not him you've got other people saying the same thing it could just be that he's been out of the media so long they got desperate and they sent somebody out this this photo from the guardian this one does look like kim jong-un the other photos are weird the other photos are really weird maybe it's just really bad angles yeah teeth look different though you know the teeth.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Yeah, that's what gets me. Yeah, the teeth. You can't change it that fast. And the ears, they're flat. Yeah, I don't know. They're not out, like, I don't know. You could just be getting older. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Some of the photos are new, though, so I don't know, man. They say Daily NK, a Seoul-based news outlet with sources inside North Korea, had reported in April that Kim was recovering from a cardiovascular procedure. You know what it could be? Maybe he is recovering, and then maybe it's in a body double to dispel rumors that he died. Yeah. Because he wasn't strong enough. I think he's just playing video games.
Starting point is 00:43:14 That's possible. Yeah. He's lazy. It's going to be fun. You know what's funny? There's probably some 11-year-old playing Fortnite against him. Could you imagine him sitting there just all angry playing against him? The kid gets beat, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:43:27 he's like yelling and banging on stuff. Sounds like a South park episode yeah he's probably playing against cartman i wonder what he's i want right so i what i heard um i've heard this from some people who have been like some journalists who have been to north korean stuff that he was he was raised he was educated in the west and he's very much a fan of like western things that's why dennis rodman was able to right yeah you know to go in and bring the vice people there and so i really wonder what his goal is like maybe he's surrounded by these military leaders who are like the status quo must be maintained okay but what is it secret he's like i want to be part of the world i don't know i don't know i'm saying he does but what's the worst thing for these people why are they so resistant to it yeah here's what i don't get like isn't there something a deal you could negotiate with them where it's like we will guarantee
Starting point is 00:44:06 that you maintain your wealth status and administrative control but we normalize trade we open things up we bring in more resources i guess the problem is the the the the conflict like they shoot they fire nukes so we're like we're not going to give you stuff you're just going to keep doing this yeah so the only option is to get rid of them like to depose them but they're not going to leave so we're at a stalemate it's too bad we got tons of deep dish pizza that kim jung-un could be eaten and he looks like a guy who would like some pizza he does yes kim you you unify the peninsula and give up your dictatorial powers you will have all the pizza in the world you know there's in south korea they have a chicago pizza restaurant do they really yeah and they have a thing called like
Starting point is 00:44:44 it's called like black pizza or something i'm sorry what black pizza go ahead it's got like a black ink squid ink sauce oh god yeah something like that i don't know maybe i'm wrong i remember seeing that that sounds disgusting no you can't taste it yeah i'm still disgusting it's just like it's just like but but it's called i think i'm good a chicago pizza and it's in i can't i can't remember what district it's in yeah no thanks but uh yeah it could be all yours, Kim. Come on, man. Imagine walking and getting that big old deep dish.
Starting point is 00:45:07 You never had deep dish, have you? Was Yardner on it? Do you really think he watches our show? I bet. I'm kidding. I wouldn't be surprised if he's had deep dish, though. Just because people look at North Korea and they think everyone there because they're all starving.
Starting point is 00:45:21 He is? Nah, that dude's fat for a reason. Yeah, that's true. He probably gets Italian ice cream, gelato made on the spot, then overnighted in a cooler with dry ice to his, you know, mansion in North Korea. Yeah. All right. Well, how about we do this?
Starting point is 00:45:34 Let's jump over to some super chats. Oh, yeah. But the next story we have, we're going to rag on New York because people are apparently complaining. And we were both New Yorkers for a long time. So we're allowed. Oh, right. We're allowed to rag on New York. Absolutely. I lived there for 16 years. I can rag on New York.
Starting point is 00:45:50 It's not Sidious. And I will. I will. But there's 16,000 deaths in New York, but thousands of people are showing up and they're defying the lockdown orders. So we'll talk about that. But for now, we will jump to the Super Chat.
Starting point is 00:46:06 So if you have not already, you can go to the Super Chat, you can comment, and then we will do our best to read your comments. And we're going to start now. Also, make sure you can see my name. Look at that. I can actually point to it right now. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:46:18 There's TimCast. There's Adam. It's way up there. Oh, look. I can reach it. Make sure to follow us. You can follow me on Instagram and Twitter and Adam as well. But you can also send Adam story ideas.
Starting point is 00:46:34 We actually read them. That's how we actually. You guys seriously help me out so much. There's so much support for me on Twitter. You guys are sending me all these awesome stories all the time. Really appreciate all you who are hitting me up with stories. Thank you. Great audience. Really appreciate you guys. So I think, Kordo, I appreciate the
Starting point is 00:46:49 question. I don't think I can read that. I don't think I can read the question. Oh, no? Yeah, not on YouTube. We're already risking it. You know what? On that note, it's so nice to have you back because every Super Chat, I think everyone was... They're trying to trick you? No, no, no. Everyone who stayed with AdamCast was awesome. You guys were great.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Thank you for just chilling with me. But all the super chats were legit with the stories. And I was, I kept thinking like, man, I really hope no one tries to trick me. What am I? Cause I just read them all. It's a legit question, right? Yeah. I'm just going to, I'll try and paraphrase it because we got to be really careful.
Starting point is 00:47:21 They're asking if someone with a very infectious disease should be compelled by the government government to tell their partners of their affliction how is it different than covid quarantine oh i see i know i think i know what you're they're asking yeah right because in california they don't have to anymore right yeah disclose certain information but now there are certain things they have but but now right you have to stay home it's like california is really messed up yeah all. All right. Drunk Shovel says, welcome back, missing beanie brigade. Well, actually, when you were on the show with Nish, you were both wearing beanies, too. She was like, I got to go get my beanie.
Starting point is 00:47:54 And I'm like, yes. Ian was like, no beanie. Oh, man. Wow. Look at this. Matthew Hammond says, Cuomo forced COVID positive people to be accepted in New York nursing homes. Is the media going to be forced to talk about this? Welcome back, Lydia.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah, probably not. I love how broken the whole system is. Oh, I'll also mention hit the like button if you haven't already. It really does help. Please do. Louis Estrada says, excuse me, sir. Who are you and why are you sitting on Adam's seat? This Adam cast IRL has been usurped.
Starting point is 00:48:23 No. I lost my power. Hey man, I was thinking that it's such a shame that no third parties have stepped up to the plate. Well, Justin Amash is going to run as an independent. An independent. And that's going to be one of the most abysmal. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I was wrong. Libertarian. All I had to say was, who? Who? He's trying to run as a libertarian. Like, who do you think you're going to get? you're gonna split trump's base from the republican party yeah no you're gonna get the tiny minority of never trumpers no i'm sorry you're not gonna get them because they're on board for biden right they're like the never trumpers are voting for biden who
Starting point is 00:48:57 are you trying to get to vote for you man you know it is it's because he just wanted his name in the media it's gonna lose it's because he's gonna lose his seat oh so he knows he's gonna lose what he already has well because okay no one's gonna check the box for independent in his district they're gonna check r or d right so he knows he's gonna lose so he's trying to go out with a bang they're saying they're saying that aoc might run for run a primary against schumer in new york right i heard about that and this is be i think this is partly because if she does she knows she'll'll lose. Her primary is coming up in, I think what? One month.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Right. And she actually has someone that it might take her. Michelle Caruso Cabrera, Reagan Democrat, kind of moderate. Yeah. So she's like this, this,
Starting point is 00:49:36 this woman, Michelle Caruso Cabrera is very clearly a, a Democrat. Yeah. Very clearly got progressive values, but boy, does she come off as sane and she's being attacked for being conservative. Really?
Starting point is 00:49:47 Yeah. Yep. Because apparently, like she wrote a book. Conservative Democrats. I like the sound of that. They've existed. It sounds great. So she wrote a book where she said like less government spending and bloat and exploitation
Starting point is 00:49:59 and stuff. And it was like very rational, moderate, urban, Democrat sounding stuff. I didn't read the book. Yeah. But compared to like AOC, I'm willing to bet people are going to flock to her in the primary. We'll see, though. We'll see. AOC became a celebrity.
Starting point is 00:50:12 So who knows? Kind of. But Ocasio-Cortez knows that she might she might lose the primary. So what does she do? If she launches a primary against Schumer, she can say, oh, well, I'm not even running for Congress now. Yeah. And she might get it because she's a celebrity.
Starting point is 00:50:25 True. So we'll see. Hey Zeus says, glad to have the band back together. Always a fun listen while on the zero turn. Beanie squad. You know it. Appreciate it. Damien Maddox says, $2 simply for saying casting couch.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Casting couch. Wolf Spain says, hey, Tim and Lydia, just finished watching Apocalypse Now before watching your stream. Hope you are well rested from your trip. It was great. The van is amazing. It is amazing. It's a cool van. Yeah. But we tried to limit all contact, so we just stopped at gas stations. We didn't do
Starting point is 00:50:55 anything interesting or go anywhere. King Canuck says, Welcome back, Tim. Why are you hosting Adamcast? How dare you? That is the chair of Soy Jesus. super chat sent at 801 nice camera setup have a have a good one nice and i love this and but there was also ian who was like uh also a kind of a soy jesus yeah like an acolyte yeah an acolyte cosmic garth actually is cosmic yeah after after a few episodes they uh they rested on cosmic garth
Starting point is 00:51:23 yeah and it's great i love it it. It fits him so well. Oh, I like that. Because he's pretty out there. Yeah. We love Ian. Xerosopher says, Hey, Tim, I wanted to address something you say commonly about principles and quitting work. I am with you and always stood my ground or left, but now I have three kids to take care of.
Starting point is 00:51:38 If I still followed your advice, I feel that would be more selfish. I hear that. And as someone who doesn't have a family, I can understand my limited perspective on the issue. But when I look at all of these, you've got a combination of real life stories and fictional stories about how family is always the tool where people are exploited by government and people in power and criminals and kidnappers and stuff. It's always about targeting what they think can make you weak. This is why the United States doesn't pay terrorists ransom after they kidnap Americans. This is why if somebody in the Middle East kidnaps an American, the only promise you will get is the State Department unleashing a bunch of Blackhawk helicopters where a bunch of dudes drop out with
Starting point is 00:52:18 guns and take you out and everyone around you. Because as soon as they say, oh, please don't hurt our citizens, we'll pay you anything, they keep doing it. So here's what I've always said. If you want to come after me, fine, bring it on. You come after my family, you're not going to make me flinch at all. Sorry. I'll take those risks, but I'm not going to create that vulnerability for myself. So I've actually had friends get mad at me for saying that. They're like, what? What? And I'm like, dude, if I went around saying like, you could get to me me through other people that's the first thing people would do every single time true now i get it people are staying are you know talking about like work and standing up for yourself i'd still do it i'd dude i'd go live in the woods and i'd grow food and i'd hunt wild boar before i would
Starting point is 00:53:00 you know give into any of these lunatic authoritarians. Maybe it's a pipe dream. Maybe it's big talk. Maybe it wouldn't be as easy. So maybe I'm wrong. But I'm sure I probably can't know for sure because I don't have a family. So to all of you who actually have one, you're probably saying you wouldn't understand and that's probably true.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I can only say that, huh? Heywood. So last name Jab Lomei says, here's your F in a chat. Thank you. Yes. Respect. S Gravoise says, keep it going, Tim.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Appreciate it. I'm just going to pronounce all these names wrong because I can see people trying to get me to say stuff. Yeah. I just read it. I love it. No, YouTube will nuke the channel. Oh, the names alone? Oh, that kind of mispronunciation. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Yeah, because they send in names that are not nice. This name would trigger one of the demonetization. Really? Yeah. Come on, guys. Are you serious? Have a heart. Suggestive statements on YouTube are an instant demonetization and deranking.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Terrible people. Oh, yeah. Terrible. Simon says, Tim, please look at South Island Independence Movement in New Zealand. Even if you don't report on it, you might think it's interesting. Really?
Starting point is 00:54:09 South Island? That's like nobody lives there. Everybody lives in the North Island, I'm pretty sure. Chuck Morris says, Tim Jong Pool, our beloved leader, is back. Don't you know it?
Starting point is 00:54:19 NS Greeny says, Awesome new studio. Spin the UFO. Loved your episode with Joe. Here's $5 of my extra money to spend. Hope my stocks grow. Any new plans for the show? We moved to a bigger, brighter, better area.
Starting point is 00:54:33 We have, did I show the jam cam already? I did, right? I don't think you did. Boom, the jam cam. Yeah, I called it the casting couch. Yeah, the casting couch. So this is preliminary. We've still got to do art stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:43 We've still got to do some design stuff. We can actually change the color of the lights in this room. It's really great. And now we can actually have live music. This is deceptive. We actually have a big studio mixer set up so we can do pianos and like guitar, bass, drums, and maybe even violin at some point. So, you know, we'll see how things play out.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Yeah. Benito says the team is back together. The band is back together. Alan Roberson says love you Tim and Adam and the nameless woman. I do have a name. She's got a name and a face. I even have an at. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:55:17 You can follow her. I know we have it on display, but for those that are listening, it's Sour Patch Lids with a Y. L-Y-D-S. Because the iTunes people might be like, how do you spell it? As in Lydia. Lydia. Fuse Magazine says, we miss you. Glad you are back. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Saint Grizzly says, please make a t-shirt that has a beanie logo and a quote, Harumph I say, I will buy it. There is a shirt with a beanie on it. I don't see it anywhere, but I think it's in the kitchen. It doesn't say Harumph I say. I don't know how to link. Oh, it's in the link display. It's in the link. Yeah, yeah, the merch. Click the link below and you should see it. Yeah, it's there. So I made a joke shirt that I thought was really proud of the graphic. It's the left wing revolution fist and it's holding a bike lock
Starting point is 00:55:58 and it says liberals get the bike lock too. And the story story of this is that in i think it was berkeley someone wrote uh you know liberals get the bullet too on the wall and then after that dude went up the bike lock and bashed people i jokingly took the revolution fist put a bike lock in it and wrote you know liberals get the bike lock too is it it's meant to be satire i got in trouble and i got my merchandising pulled from my channel briefly because of it they didn't they didn't say anything because they don't have a strike implementation for, like, breaking the rules, I guess. But it just vanished one day. And so I got some words from someone at Google that wasn't bad but gave me a hint, hint, nudge, nudge, get rid of that.
Starting point is 00:56:39 It looks like a call to violence. And I was like, all right, I got rid of it. I think it's still up, though. I don't know. But I know some – I don't remember seeing it. I saw that skateboard, though. Yeah, I have a skateboard of it i think it's still up though i don't know but i know some i don't remember seeing it i saw that skateboard though yeah i have a skateboard of it so a bunch of people bought them and i've like i went to an event people were wearing them seriously yeah i'd have bought that yep yeah all right let's read some more funny arturo says cnn
Starting point is 00:56:57 says kim's back they do like their tyrants thing yep absolutely alan mcgowan says finally soy cast is over welcome back back, Tim. We are so appreciative that Adam held it down for us. We left on a dime, dude. Yeah, we left. So what happened was David Pakman reached out to me and said, would you be interested
Starting point is 00:57:15 in doing like a thing with like you, me and Joe when we talk politics? And I thought that'd be really cool because, you know, we disagree. And I'm sure David thought he would, you know, have a bunch of really good points.
Starting point is 00:57:23 And so did I. But then with the lockdown, it couldn't happen. So at the very last minute, like a week out, I hit up Joe and I was like, so are we going to do anything? Because like, I'm not interested in doing Skype, to be honest. Like, I would appreciate the opportunity, but I think it's like we do a real show where we don't. And, you know, Joe said, hey, man, if you want to come down, I'm still down, but you got to consider like isolation, lockdown, social distancing. And I was like, right, that's the problem. Not only that, if I flew, that will be a ton of contact between people we probably don't
Starting point is 00:57:51 want because we want to be responsible, but also they could cancel the flight. And then I was like, but I do have that van. And he was like, I mean, yeah, if you're down, that'd be cool. And I'm like, I'll do it. I'm going to hop in the van right now. I'm gone. And then we hopped in the van and we took off. I believe it was an hour and 12 minutes before,
Starting point is 00:58:11 oh, I guess I should back up a little bit. There we go. It was an hour and 12 minutes before the Monday show that I did. I was just like, well, I'm just going to do the show, whatever. And AdamCast was born. I was like, bro, I'm getting in the van. I'm gone. It's AdamCast now. No, actually, I didn't put it. You put AdamCast. I did, yeah. Yeah, you were like, AdamCast And AdamCast was born. I was like, bro, I'm getting the man. I'm gone. It's AdamCast now.
Starting point is 00:58:25 No, actually, I didn't put it. You put AdamCast. I did, yeah. Yeah, you were like, AdamCast, AdamCast. I left TimCast IRL, but then I followed it by AdamCast. I was like, it's my cast now. Yeah, man. Alright, let's read some more of these here super chats. I had a good time. Oh, sorry. My B. James Wilson says, Tim, I've been donating
Starting point is 00:58:41 to TimCast.com slash donate for over a year now and I'm curious, should I stop donating there and move that to joining this channel, IoT? Watch the streams. I cannot view in, I don't know what IoT stands for, wait, and joining this channel. No, YouTube takes a ton of money if you join this channel.
Starting point is 00:58:59 And I also want to make sure it's clear, like, this show is an entirely separate entity from my personal content, so the contributions you put here, if you so inclined and what would rather do it contribute to everybody and if you go to timcast.com slash donate it's for like my individual channel so so donate here is what he's saying yeah well just but here's what you should consider is that uh the timcast.com slash donate i get like like, I think, like, I think PayPal takes like 1% to 2%. And YouTube takes 35%.
Starting point is 00:59:30 So just, you know, do what you want to do. Like, look, if you guys are willing to donate to help support the content, do it however you see fit. You know, these are troubling times. So I certainly wouldn't want anyone to give up money if you can. Holly Movistar says, Kurt Russell escape from New York was a documentary. want anyone to give up money if you know if you know if you can holly movie star says kurt russell escape from new york was a documentary or um uh uh division the division oh yeah that's right the division yeah i guy says i send the locust on the wind such as the world has never seen on every stalk of every leaf until there's nothing left of green i send the swarm i send the horde thus
Starting point is 01:00:03 saith the lord all right well spoken yes kyle miller says tim how would you feel if trump activated directive 51 due to c19 and announced in a palpatine-like speech that he is reforming the u.s into the u.s empire then declares war on china for c19 huh i would not be happy no but i gotta admit how epic would it be if donald trump was in a robe in a floating cylindrical platform in the senate going china has taken an attempt on my life leaving me scarred and deformed leaving me scarred and deformed i am reforming the u.s into the first american empire how do you combine those dudes? I don't know how to make that sound. China.
Starting point is 01:00:46 That's pretty good. Do it. Do it. I don't know. That was pretty good. Combining Palpatine and Trump. Not bad. Not bad.
Starting point is 01:00:54 They're not the same. Someone should make that meme. I am reforming America into the first U.S. Empire. People are going to love it. It's the best. We're the best empire. David Campbell says, Is Kim still alive?
Starting point is 01:01:07 Just like Cuomo stayed in quarantine? Yeah. Sure. Dark Renji says, Welcome back, Timothy, my guy. Question though. Why do you tell people to check out your other channel, Timcast, when the video is already on Timcast?
Starting point is 01:01:19 Because it's not. This is how YouTube has set it up. I have two channels. I have YouTube.com slash Timcast News. channels i have youtube.com slash timcast news and i have youtube.com slash timcast so i've actually started to try clarifying this now because people don't realize because the channel name says timcast i don't know why it says that the channel is actually called timcast news they don't realize that if you type youtube.com slash timcast it's a completely different channel.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Yeah. So I have to like somehow, I don't know why that is. Don't look at me. YouTube did that. The more you know. They changed my original channel to Tim Pool
Starting point is 01:01:51 because of Google Plus and then deleted Google Plus. And now it's left as Tim Pool and then for some reason the other channel turned into Timcast when it's Timcast News. I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:02:00 What the heck? Like this one's Timcast IRL and the other one is Timcast News but they got rid of it for some reason. Ah, YouTube. Don't ask me.
Starting point is 01:02:06 YouTube top. Thank you, YouTube. Michelle M., thank you for the super chat. Graf Von Tyrol says, Democrats wanted Trump to be the tyrant. They accuse him of doing all the time to handle the virus. This litmus test proved he's a pretty poor tyrant, but boy, do the Dems love abusing power. Look, you know, I had-
Starting point is 01:02:22 It really is telling, isn't it? I had somebody that I've known for a long time, like, post on Facebook that I was biased or something, and I'm like, Trump and Bill Barr are complaining about the lockdown. For whatever reason, I don't know, I don't care. I'm not going to speculate as their motivation, but, right, they're defending the Constitution. You don't have the right to tell people they can't have a party. Like, in Chicago, they said they're going to start arresting jailing people who have parties the first amendment says peaceably assemble it doesn't say for why yeah if i want to assemble to talk about you know i don't know kim kardashian or drake whatever the reason random allowed to do it what's the point like people who are partying aren't talking about
Starting point is 01:02:58 politics right you're talking about celebrity whatever and music and stuff yeah they have a right to do so i agree so you can ask them you can say please don't do this and if they want to do it you can't do nothing about it and it's the democrat states right it is it's like dude i'm not making up the democrats are doing this yeah it's not biased say they're doing they're literally doing it yep the only difference is that i disagree with them doing it therefore like so people are like oh but you're pro right wing it's like well i'm pro constitution the right happens to it. Yeah. What do you want me to say to that? Yeah, exactly. It's like, I'm not talking about their policy on, you know, life and choice.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Wash Your Hand says, the real question is, did you two share a bed in the van down by the river? The van actually has three different sleeping arrangements. Boom. Yeah. This was, the plan for the van was actually to have a full staff. Well, three, maybe even four people if one person wants to sleep in the swivel chair uncomfortably. But we have a cool setup. It's a foam thing that comes out.
Starting point is 01:03:52 It's a cot. Well, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, the dude, Neil, who designed it, very clever feller. There's a storage bin with a big, like, it's a big bench seat. But you can lift it up, slide it out, and a piece comes down, and then you've got, like, an eight-foot-long cot. It's amazing.
Starting point is 01:04:08 But you didn't answer the question. The answer is no, and we had hotels, too. Yeah, yeah. We had it covered. We had it covered. Aaron Garcia says, no, I thought the first thing I said was no. We have three sitting around.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Just poking at you. Aaron Garcia says, glad you're back. Appreciate it. Michelle M. says, Comet, Brendan, and Struck should be charged with treason. Who's Comet? Comey. Comey.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Oh. Comet. Yes, the T and the Y are next to each other. I was like, is that a reference to that pizza place? No. Jeremiah says, I am actively timestamping this one right now. Soy Jesus, did you try making vegan herbwurst yet? No.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Was it herbswurst? Herbswurst. Also, Tim X Lydia Shippers, stop please. It's bad. No. Was it herbswurst? Herbswurst. Also, Tim x Lydia Shippers, stop please. It's bad. Yeah. Please, please stop. No, I yeah, this person superchatted us last week sometime talking about it's made from
Starting point is 01:04:56 I forget, peas. It's some sort of just herbs and peas and something like that. It's like it's basically sausage, but vegan sausage. But you make it yourself. It sounds really good. I remember that super chat. I haven't tried it yet, but I definitely am interested. Thanks for reminding me. I appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:05:11 I decided today to cut out dairy. Adam's super excited. I'm very happy. Well, it's because when we were on the trip, they have these coffees. I actually have one. Let me grab it. Wait. Product. We went to a gas station. Well, I'm not sponsored, but you don't like them? I don't like Monsters.
Starting point is 01:05:27 It's oat milk Monster. And I was like, this is really good because it tastes like a bowl of oatmeal, like cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal. It is good. And so then I was like, we actually have oat milk here because I also think it's delicious. And I was like, well, you know what, man? It's not a vegan thing. Sorry, Adam. It's just like...
Starting point is 01:05:42 That's okay. Yeah, I'm just kind of like... I'm partially lactose intolerant. I'm still happy about it. Probably part thing. Sorry, Adam. It's just like... That's okay. Yeah, I'm just kind of like... I'm partially lactose intolerant. I'm still happy about it. Probably part Asian in me, actually. And so I was thinking... I was watching a video by Neen, actually. I just love slipping that in there.
Starting point is 01:05:53 What? Partially Asian? Yep. Partially Asian. But this is legitimate. No, that's fine. Yeah, that actually is. It's racially connected.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Oh, no, I get it. I get it. Thanks. You're welcome. We mentioned him before, Neen Williams, pro skateboarder. He did a video with Chipotle and he was talking about his like moderate protein, fat,
Starting point is 01:06:10 low carb diet. Okay. And he's like a super like health fitness pro skater dude. And I saw this ad and I saw him eating this food and I was like, yeah, man, I got to cut out the dairy. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:06:20 man, too much. I would rather eat meat again than have dairy in my diet. I'm not cutting out meat. For sure. But I figured it's better to get more leafy greens, eat healthier. Because look, when we're on this trip, it's a combination of things. We went on this trip across the country.
Starting point is 01:06:34 You eat trash. Dude, the garbage we put in our mouths. It was awful. It's fun, though. We would go to some places, and it's like, let's try and eat better. And what do they have? They have these gross sandwiches at gas stations. Yes. Yeah, and it's like, let's try and eat better. And what do they have? They have, like, these, you ever see those gross sandwiches at gas stations? Yes.
Starting point is 01:06:47 Yeah, and it's like. I don't miss those. Here's the funny thing. They're cut in triangles. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like two triangle pieces in the thing. Right, right.
Starting point is 01:06:55 And you can see the meat. But it's very obvious when you open the bread that they had the bread, and the machine went. Like, it just plopped a sphere, like a circle, into the bread, and then it mashed it. That's so gross. I know. And so, so like that was our choice we we did have subway subway's great i like subway actually they've got really good uh vegan patties they're yummy yeah the mushroom ones right they're like made of mushroom or something yeah i think it's mushroom yeah maybe but uh uh man the amount of bad food i ate and so i was thinking like what can i do better to eat better and then i was watching this thing with neen and he's like eating this fresh Chipotle with
Starting point is 01:07:28 like fresh chicken. Chipotle's good too. He puts the guac on it and I'm like, you know what I want to do? It's not like a paleo thing, but it kind of is a paleo thing. Like, you know, you know how paleo works, right? A little bit. I'm still going to eat bread and stuff, but I was just like, I could probably do better. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:07:42 Be more conscious about what I'm eating. Anyway, herbs worst. Yeah. We'll see when you make it. Yeah, yeah. Daniel Smith says, Joe tried to assassinate Tim with the water. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Yeah. Tried to take you out. Hutch the Wolf says, Tim, I watched you on Rogan last week. Enjoyed the talk about aliens. Are there any plans to cover those topics or other conspiracy theories in this podcast anytime soon? Actually, right now. I really anytime soon? Actually, right now.
Starting point is 01:08:05 I really hope so. Actually, right now. We have the... Are we about to? Yeah, we have it pulled up. Oh, yeah. That's all right. Yeah, we're going to do the New York defying thing next.
Starting point is 01:08:12 Right. But we have Japan is preparing for official contact response or something. What? For aliens? Yeah. Oh, I didn't hear that. Well, no. Cool.
Starting point is 01:08:20 It's a UFO policy. So we'll talk about it. The aliens are coming. I'm going to tell you, man. The aliens are coming i'm gonna tell you man the aliens are coming and they're they're slow i said this do you remember when i said this yeah i remember you said they slowly release information so that everyone gets bored with it then when the pentagon finally says oh yeah by the way this is real everyone's like and yeah we already knew we knew that i think and you know i said this last week i was like we, we're not stupid. Like, come on. People can handle it.
Starting point is 01:08:46 Most, there's a lot of people that might not handle it, but I think the majority out there could be like, yeah, okay. You got to do it carefully. Sure. I'm not saying I actually think aliens are coming. I'm saying that, you know, it's a fun idea. Sure. Because they're always fun ideas.
Starting point is 01:08:58 You know, I don't know. Let's see. Arturo says, are you going to make merch with Harumph, I say, and a beanie drawing? Perhaps. Or we'll make beanies. But we're locked down, so. Kevin Kevin says, ripped a homie. Kim was my sister.
Starting point is 01:09:12 James Mayweather says, just wanted to say, glad to have you back, Tim and Lydia. Also, Adam, did the show in an excellent fashion. You two should be proud. Thank you. Appreciate that. Thank you, Super Chat. Chuck Morris says, where was the ginger lass mister she's back i'm back the ginger lass talbot linux uh links says if cuomo runs uh runs it will
Starting point is 01:09:33 and runs it will end his career too much drama in the family and trump knows the cuomos for sure i agree that's why you know we'll see what happens michael connor says soy jesus has been orange pilled now to orange pill the beanie also lol to hillary obama ticket people still really hate her it's true dude i can't believe somebody would even write that it's like are you what are you thinking man don't do it just stop just put the pen down yeah stop it please the buzz cjc says h.a goodman has been saying for the past year that hillary will get drafted i believe this is most likely you know man i'd love to see it. And I got to admit, it would be funny if she did win.
Starting point is 01:10:08 People really do hate her, though. Still. No, man. How? They didn't. I think it would hurt the Democrats more if they did. Yeah. The Bernie people were blindsided by Biden sweeping Michigan because Bernie won last
Starting point is 01:10:17 time. Right. And then because they hated Hillary. They hated Hillary Clinton. Yeah, dude. And Hillary probably knew that. That's why she waited till now to get slipped into the ticket. Make it a last minute.
Starting point is 01:10:29 She couldn't do it legitimately. Because if she ran in the primary, the hit pieces would be sweeping like crazy. So this is her chance to get in without all of the negative press in the lead up. Yep. They want to avoid like an email scandal. Yeah. Yeah. And so if no one sees it coming, right now, his and his campaign can't target hillary she's immune she's
Starting point is 01:10:49 she's not running right and if they draft at the very last minute what's he gonna do she wants it she thinks she deserves it they don't have to do anything there he's gonna debate biden and it's gonna be over or they'll swap him out. Oh, gosh. Great. What if they swapped out Biden for Hillary like a day before? Then I would absolutely 100% vote for Trump. That would seal the deal. I'm dead serious. That's not democracy.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Yeah, that's not. It's funny because even like in 2016, I did not have that mentality. Right. I was like, I'm not going to vote for either of them. I don't care. You know, today I almost don't. Today I'd probably, yeah, I'd rather vote for trump over over you know you know what it is that trump actually
Starting point is 01:11:29 proved himself as much as much as the left doesn't want to admit it like any that any compliment of trump is heresy it's like dude the economy was doing really well yeah just stop playing games man you can you can criticize the guy for for you know wasting money on the wall if you think he wasted money but that didn't really impact most people yeah you want to complain about spending this is what i don't get they're like donald trump is wasting our money on this pointless wall let's print more money and not open the economy back up it's like who's who's wasting more money you're just printing it and throwing it into the air like at least the wall made some sense like i understand i'm in favor of the stimulus too but like come on let's be Like, you're disrupting the economy.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Yeah. Keeping it shut down longer than it needs to be. All right. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to start speeding things up. So I apologize if we miss your super chat. But we have many. And they are just coming and coming.
Starting point is 01:12:16 So a handy redneck says, love y'all. But the back and forth camera swaps need to go. The old format with both in shot seemed more natural for conversation. The back and forth might as well be Skype. That's what i was saying but we have the exact same setup well this this shot is a little different and people have been talking about some people love the shot some people hate this shot because it is it is different i don't know i don't mind it get used to it the the we we we did the same swaps last time yeah we didn't really change it we're doing the same thing yeah we well we're both on the shot we're we're trying we're chatting duane thompson says i've heard a story the de
Starting point is 01:12:49 blasio changed his name i think you drove by my house in amarillo or who else who else is thinking mini tim no no justin for says uh can get cut off can pm banned oh yeah canadian pm banned all ar-1510 variants aws and certain caliber semi rifles bypassed parliament by using oic like an eo 150 to 250k rifles banned owners could have to hand over their guns the shooter was not licensed and there's a viral viral video right now where trudeau is like we're never gonna take away your guns it'll never happen and then he literally does it yep daniel ashley says the inability to pull out in time runs in the biden family whoo spicy gary richard says i'm literally paying uh paying you to switch your seats back oh you don't like that we've flipped now it's it is the opposite confusing that's kind of funny although my shot is almost the same
Starting point is 01:13:45 because right well i mean you were there so we were yeah i guess it it's just flipped yeah i guess it is just inversion yeah love it lasalle rhyme says adam you did great filling in uh you did great filling in i'm assuming you mean for tim w welcome back tim appreciate it thank you very much i really i had a lot of fun. Nonservium says, does anybody else feel it's a violation of someone's rights to ban them off every platform and not let them speak against major corporations bad-mouthing them? Feeling bad for gay
Starting point is 01:14:14 frogs. I heard something about Laura Loomer suing Did you hear about this? No. So this is really clever. Who's Laura Loomer? She is a very high profile, like, conservative personality. Okay. She's very, I don't know what the right word is for it.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Like, maybe, Austin, no, I don't want to say ostentatious. She's bombastic. No, no, not even. You don't think so? No, uh-uh. That's not the right word for it. She's very present. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:43 She's, like, very loud, very active, and very aggressive, and very prominent. She was gaining followers like crazy. She was... Look, man, I know a lot of people don't like her, and a lot of people really like her. None of that matters to me. What matters is that she was very effective. She knew how to get press. She chained herself to Twitter's doors and was trending on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Yeah, and that's why... I think that's one of the reasons they had to get rid of her because she really, really knew how to manipulate the press. Wait, she changed herself to their actual. The doors of Twitter HQ. So she was trending literal and figuratively on Twitter. Yeah. That's great.
Starting point is 01:15:14 On Twitter. Well, so what's happening now is she's running for Congress. And so they filed an FEC complaint arguing that by banning her from Twitter and not giving her a chance to campaign, they're giving free in-kind donations to her opponent. And so because of equal time laws and donation rules... No, they didn't bring her back. She's suing. Oh, they didn't? Oh, that's what she's suing. I think she is. I think I saw this. I could be wrong, but it's very, very clever because, I mean, I got to be honest, I think she's right 100%. You don't got to like her,
Starting point is 01:15:44 but the fact that they're removing someone who's running for office and then giving free access on social media to their opponent, we cannot have that. Yep. And so we've had the equal time law, like if SNL wants to have the Republican, they got to have the Democrat or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Why not Twitter and Facebook?
Starting point is 01:15:59 And the precedent has to be set. Yep. I think she might win. What? Okay. So we were talking about this in november i think yeah and uh they actually dismissed the case that she brought against the twitter for their ban yeah but this wasn't the fec complaint was it oh does she have a second one yeah look up the fec complaint this is the federal election commission complaint
Starting point is 01:16:18 did you find it complaint oh that was filed in January of this year. Okay. Yeah. So she's attempted to sue before that didn't work. Yeah, the lawsuit didn't make sense because they were like, it's a private company. Yeah. But the FEC complaint is something totally different. I'm not a lawyer, so I don't know. But I think your argument is correct. Yeah, we'll see what happens.
Starting point is 01:16:37 You know, it's not about politics. Really curious. Let's read some more. Let's read some more. Maximum Casey says, quote, Tim Poole says he never takes his beanie off in the shower. Am I a, quote journalist yes yet yep also hello tim adam and lydia from orange county ca how's it going what's going on did you guys go down to the huntington uh protests yeah because you saw that right three three thousand or so people i saw yeah morph one says glad to see you on rogan you kicked ass as usual i think i mentioned it a few days before you left then look forward to it all
Starting point is 01:17:04 week when i heard the news good job man keep it up with the great content yeah it was fun man i love hanging out with joe and we just time flies because we're like talking about all the stuff when like before we even started the show we started just talking and then he had to like stop stop stop save it this is good and i'm like yeah yeah like we were talking about homeless crisis stuff and yeah a lot of stuff that never made it in because there's not enough time. That's how it works. Elite says, I was playing Xbox one night,
Starting point is 01:17:29 talked some serious ass, and got banned mid-sentence. I was playing my local area, Seattle, maybe Gates himself. I also played with Paul Walker and Selena Gomez. Oh, that's cool. People don't realize that if we say the wrong thing, the stream could be deleted instantly.
Starting point is 01:17:42 While we're streaming, it would just disappear. Was he just playing and like just a multiplayer game or something? Got banned mid-sentence. Were you streaming? He was playing. Just playing? Yeah, they do this.
Starting point is 01:17:53 Totally, man. What? Yep. Never heard of that before. Yep. The Backpacking Trombonist says, the CIA made uncannily realistic masks 30 or 40 years ago.
Starting point is 01:18:03 If a powerful person wanted an actual body double today, I doubt any of us would be, would really be able to tell the difference. Probably. I mean, they can just digitally manipulate photos.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Right. That's the thing about the body doubles. Like, they could have just edited his teeth. Yeah. You know? So, I don't know, man. Maybe he's got bad teeth.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Eric says, do you think we'll see the biggest change in social justice, non-governmental, like entertainment diversity, social justice governmental, like reparations,
Starting point is 01:18:24 to a bringing back trade and manufacturing do you think we'll see the biggest change is uh i have no idea yeah same yeah uh sorry i can't answer it better man apologize chet chisholm says he wouldn't be up and going that soon after having cpr and being resuscitated his sternum would have been broken from his rib cage and need to be wired back together. It's a long recovery time after that. Yeah. And he looked healthy.
Starting point is 01:18:50 Yeah. So I was thinking he had that mole on his wrist. If they did a heart catheterization, they would go in through his wrist. And remove the mole? No, it's not a mole. Oh, they removed it. I was thinking it was on the body double. So-called body double.
Starting point is 01:19:05 No, he had them all, and the body double didn't have them all. Interesting. I was going to say if there's stuff on his wrist, it might be from that heart procedure. Because they're right. A full-on heart surgery is broken sternum and weak recovery. Oh, yeah. All right, let's read some more.
Starting point is 01:19:17 What do we got here? Alternative JK says, welcome back, Tim and Lydia. You guys are correct. Korean last names do go before the first names, which is common in Asian cultures. Plus, want to give this super chat to Adam for being a great host. Thank you. Thank you, Adam. Appreciate that. And we just got the big
Starting point is 01:19:32 jump. Gotta love it when the super chat jumps like that. So now let's try and figure out where we were. I don't know. Wow, that was a really big jump. Gotta love YouTube. I appreciate all the love you guys are giving me. Thank you. You really held it down. There we go.
Starting point is 01:19:46 I had a fun time. M and Soul, thanks for becoming a member. Thank you. Jessica says, Kim Jong-un is believed to have had plastic surgery around the time
Starting point is 01:19:52 he became Supreme Leader to look more like his grandfather, Kim Il-sung. So I would really want to verify the dates of those photos. Yeah, interesting.
Starting point is 01:19:59 David S says, small donation for all your work. Appreciate it. Jason and Patrice, thanks for joining and becoming members. Thank you. Kevin says, the new Kim doesn't have killer Appreciate it. Jason and Patrice, thanks for joining Becoming Members. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Kevin says, the new Kim doesn't have killer eyes. The old one does. That's the difference. The body double can't fake that. You can't change the eyes. Unfortunately, I recognize them. The eyes did look different. I was saying that.
Starting point is 01:20:15 Yeah. Yeah. Trent says, Jacob Hornberger 2020. I don't know who that is. Same. JDNX says, million dollar idea. In merch store, have a t-shirt with Voldemort's name on it and market it as a magical garment that renders one immune to video evidence. You'll make millions.
Starting point is 01:20:30 Wow, that's actually a really good idea. Because they'll erase you from the image. If you wear that shirt and someone films you and puts it on YouTube, they will remove the video. That's smart. It works. That's a good point. If I was a celebrity in Hollywood and paparazzi were after me, I would just put on a front point if i if i was a celebrity in hollywood and paparazzi were after me i would just put it on a front back hat pants yeah take a picture it's like
Starting point is 01:20:50 you can't put it up on the internet now because google's gonna remove it facebook will too yep that's amazing yeah creepy and clever yeah isaac says welcome back from your extended date you two not happening do you think that the dnc waters are too toxic for a popular person given how much they've been running rampant and being insane um yeah maybe like they even even if they got a good candidate they're still toxified yeah by the weird behavior and the weird ideologies embraced open borders and stuff like that i don't know if it would uh i don't recognize them as democrats anymore i don't know what they are they're not democrats i know yeah it's not it's not accurate that's what uh i was talking to a friend and they got mad at me because i kept i always make videos i'm like the democrats did this did this and they were like when you say that you're referring to me and i was like no i'm not
Starting point is 01:21:38 i was like based on everything you've told me and you believe you wouldn't be anything to do with them right and they were like well then, then they changed. And I'm like, well, congratulations. They own the name. Right. So if you don't like what they're doing, stop aligning yourself with them. Yep. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Jesse, thanks for the super chat. Marcus Cyborg says, I work for a channel gaming with geeks, which has received a copyright strike from Sony because we talked about publicly available. The last of us two leaks. Have you heard of the situation? I did.
Starting point is 01:22:04 They're even going after posts on Reddit. Really? Yeah. If you post on Reddit, they like take it down. It's nuts. Eagle says, Tim, a member of all your channels. Question is, have you ever done a review of Margaret Singer? I would like an independent review and all you take care. She's the Planned Parenthood woman, right? I don't know who that is. Margaret Singer? Yep. She was the original. Yeah. She was a eugenicist, I think. She was ahead of the Nazis. She was what? She was ahead of the Nazis. They got their ideas from her. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. She was in front of them,
Starting point is 01:22:32 you mean. Yeah, yeah. I thought you meant like she was ahead of like a group. No, no, no. Yeah, she was. Yeah, she was a eugenicist. Mm-hmm. Yep. Creepy. James Wilson, thanks for becoming a member. Thank you. Professor Romandev says, how much money do we have to raise for you to do a whole podcast with the trump voice 20 grand let's do it yeah 20 grand one one podcast hanking around says boomer in a strange world thanks for bringing the gap who is adam lol
Starting point is 01:22:58 i'm adam trump's trump's actually not that easy to impersonate i'm i can i can impersonate voice well he also has this weird like down down uh turn and when he talks like it's like a down it's a down tone unique to trump and how he speaks yeah and you've got to nail it and it's and it's really hard to get yeah some people probably do i'm not i'm not a professional you do a pretty good job though i didn't say so boy got china like you know, goes down. Goes down. Kami says, are you going to cover The Last of Us 2 Naughty Dog woke leaks? Also,
Starting point is 01:23:30 how they are issuing false copyright strikes on videos discussing the leaks without showing any of the leaked material. I mean, maybe. I just got back, so I haven't dug into it too much,
Starting point is 01:23:38 but I'll take a look. We'll see what happens. Drunk Shovel says, Ebbswurst is an old portable pea soup. You can eat it cold like a sausage or mix it into soup.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Oh, cool. It usually has bacon and fat in it. It's very good and traditional, plus it's interesting. It lasts ages. That's cool. We should make some, totally.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Yeah, yeah. Shane Kerwood says, the Dave Foley van down by the river reference went way over Tim's head, LOL. One of the best Chris Farley, David Spade, Phil Hartman skits of all time.
Starting point is 01:24:03 What do you mean went over my head? I absolutely know the Chris Farley down by the river. Phil Hartman skits of all time. What do you mean went over my head? I absolutely know the Chris Farley down by the river. Yeah, whoa. Did this happen today? I don't remember. I'm missing it. I routinely said I'm going to take my van down by the river. Yeah. Coming to van down by the river. You're ready for it.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Of course, I'm going to have to move my car in the way. Different Gnome says Joshua Norton was the first emperor of US. Guy from California who took what little money he had and ran an ad in the paper declaring himself emperor. And California just went along with it as a joke, but people like him. That's my kind of guy.
Starting point is 01:24:32 I like that. Joey says, Tim, with what you and Joe were talking about, how the Ark was a ship from Venus, there is a theory going around now that AI will be what was referenced as the Antichrist. I guess Joe thought it was a silly idea until I started explaining what would happen if we sent a ship to Mars and how they would eventually lose
Starting point is 01:24:51 touch with earth. If earth collapsed, you know? Yeah. Not. Oh, a says you are amazing. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:24:58 AJ star hiker. Thanks for the super chat. They were talking to me. So. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Tyler says,
Starting point is 01:25:04 hi, Tim, a fan from New Zealand. Thanks for keeping me entertained with your content. Hopefully NZ finishes lockdown in the next two weeks. A lot of businesses are feeling it in NZ. Well, that's the next segment we have. People in the US just don't care anymore.
Starting point is 01:25:15 Flying Paloochay says, hey, man, glad to see you back. Getting through COVID-19 here. 010 would not recommend. Right on. I wouldn't either. Where are we at? Charlie Harris says, the only thing wrong with that shot
Starting point is 01:25:28 is that you can't see the hottie. Glad to see you're back. Here's a donation towards your next cross country. Keep up the great work, guys. Looking good. Lydia. Well, Lydia's always had her own camera. Not always.
Starting point is 01:25:38 We actually set it up, but you should know she's not been in the- It's just too wide of a shot. Yeah. The room's not, you know, the room's too big. DP says, please investigate Q and tell us about it. There's just too wide of a shot. Yeah. The room's not, you know, the room's too big. DP says, please investigate Q and tell us about it. There's a lot of interesting things there. I don't
Starting point is 01:25:49 know if I have the wherewithal to actually dig into something like that, to be honest. Darko says, what are your emotions having 11k people on your nightly stream? And tell me about that 12 string in the corner, please. It's beautiful. It is a wonderful guitar. It sounds amazing. But let me just tell you about having 11k people
Starting point is 01:26:05 in a live stream yeah i guess if one day you woke up and just stream and also had 11 000 people you'd be like this is crazy what's going on and i'm eternally grateful to everybody who watches it's amazing but it's been it's not an overnight thing you know i used to do i used to do live streams where i was getting 50 to 60 000 people when they were on the groundbreaking news so it's like there's back and forth there's up and down I remember before I went on Rogan the first time in last year, 2019, I was getting like 50,000 views per video. And then I went on Rogan and all of a sudden I started getting like 80 to 100,000 per video. Thank you, Rogan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's a huge show. And I gained 100,000 subs on each channel. And it was like before going on Rogan,
Starting point is 01:26:47 I was like, wow, 50,000 views on a single video. Now I get like 300,000 per video. It's just, you keep working every day, you grow. And it's just, you're always where you are. It's like, I guess, you know, I did the video on Cuomo, Chris Cuomo, got half a million. And that I noticed, I was like, whoa,
Starting point is 01:27:03 550,000 views in this one video. But typically the views range in the exact same. Live viewers, you know. So when you build something up, it's just like you feel the same, you know. Yeah, I guess so. That's the way it is. I mean, when we started, we were getting maybe 2,000, 3,000 people when our first couple shows. And it's just been growing.
Starting point is 01:27:21 And seriously, I appreciate you guys just hanging out with us. It's wonderful. Yeah, like it wasn't like we went out with us. It's wonderful. Yeah. It wasn't like we went from 2K to like 15 overnight. It was like every day it was 100, 200 more, 300 more, 400. And then we were like, wow, a lot of people are coming. How about that? They really seem to like me.
Starting point is 01:27:35 Yeah. It's true. It is very true. I like that. Let's see. Mark G says, Tim, since you were able to hack a drone to do a live cast, you should one up yourself and do one of the first VR podcasts and everyone can watch the podcast from the angle they want. Well, he's working on a Zeppelin. Six years ago.
Starting point is 01:27:50 Oh, yeah, the Zeppelin. So I actually pitched a 3D mapped environment with the staff from Vice where you could put on a VR headset and actually see the room 3D mapped. And what we would do is in the morning we would 3d record one of the journalists explaining the current story cool and so you put on that set you're in the newsroom you walk up to somebody and then you you know you take your clicker and you tap them on the shoulder and then it spins around and it plays the video of them saying yo what's up uh welcome to the newsroom well here's the story i'm working on right now in you know nicaragua we're saying
Starting point is 01:28:20 blah blah and it was written down it was put in paperwork and then we don't do anything because that's how businesses work nice would have been cool though let's see peeping tom says tim have you seen the documentary for michael moore planet of the humans it shows how all the current green programs are total bs if you haven't it's a much a must watch i've heard about it and boy are they mad at michael moore they are they are they're tearing him apart over this one yeah they really are like how dare you do this to us? Just for the record, I see a lot of you super chatting me. I see my name showing up.
Starting point is 01:28:49 He's skipping them because we don't have time, but I see you guys, and I appreciate you. Yeah, sorry we can't get to everybody. That's alright. We've got about a half an hour left. But I still appreciate you. Maximum Case says, no, I didn't go to the HP protest, but have you heard about a federal judge in California recently issued a temporary injunction against the background check requirement on ammo,
Starting point is 01:29:07 which lasted 48 hours? This is only the second injunction made recently. Interesting. I didn't know that. Yeah, same. All right, let's see. Let's take a look at what's going on in New York and complain about quarantine. Let's complain about it.
Starting point is 01:29:21 Let's complain about it. So we have this story from the Daily Mail. Quote, this is a slap in the face to medics risking their lives and dying on the front lines. A gassed ER doctor and Iraq war veteran is horrified at packed Central Park despite 16000 New Yorkers dying in eight weeks. Now, I believe I must clarify from an earlier point where I said, you know, where is the media ragging on these people who are showing up to these New York parks disregarding all? Look at this. There's more people in the park than there are protesting in most of these places. Yeah, I see it. So here's my real issue. Obviously, we're seeing people criticize them. We're seeing this stuff get called out. But there is a certain sect of like left wing digital media that keeps posting photos of Trump supporters and
Starting point is 01:30:06 conservatives. And there's one photo of a guy yelling at a cop. He's got a pot leaf on his chest. Oh, yeah. What is up with that? Why are they accusing that guy of being like a hardcore conservative? I mean, maybe he is and he's pro-pot. I'm just saying like, it's just a guy yelling at a cop.
Starting point is 01:30:18 I don't know his political leanings. And the cops just let him like, let him yell at him. I don't get it. But this is normal. Protests are like this. Right. So I did a segment where I showed a bunch of photos and videos from various protests, including Black Lives Matter.
Starting point is 01:30:30 People are in the face of the cops, and the cops don't move and don't do anything. Yep. But they're trying to single these people out and act like it's special. It's like, let me ask you something. These people in the park who are ignoring your rules and your lockdowns, and they're not even giving you the benefit of a protest. Right? At least the conservatives, anti-lockdown protesters, are telling you, we would like
Starting point is 01:30:49 you to open up for these reasons. These people are just saying, F you, I don't care. And they're in New York. These are not conservatives. This is not MAGA country. That's classic New York attitude, though, right there. Yeah, it sure is. I don't care. I don't care. I'm going to do what I want to do. I don't understand how these cities can continue to function, to be honest.
Starting point is 01:31:06 I don't understand it either. There's a capacity, right? There's like a limit. There's too many people. It smells like sour milk. They're all living on top of each other, stacking higher and higher and higher. The bills are getting more expensive. You know what's really, really messed up is, like one of the main reasons I bring this up is just like the hypocrisy. There was a post that went viral where someone said something like, you know, all those illegal immigrants that you were mad about are the ones, you know, farming your food
Starting point is 01:31:29 while you are stuck in the quarantine. You should be grateful. And I was thinking, like, it's really messed up that you're happy that while you are in your New York apartment with your air conditioning and your government stimulus checks, you are celebrating the fact that there are at-risk non-citizens with no benefits getting paid below minimum wage to produce the food for you that you don't have to work for. Like, that seems kind of messed up.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Maybe the reason people are upset over the illegal immigration is because it's a way for big corporations to bypass health laws and government benefits. But no, as long as it's, you know's something they can blame Trump or rag on Trump, these are the stories that get passed by. So look, I get it, right?
Starting point is 01:32:12 The media is talking about this. People are doing this stuff. But where is the digital media to come out and point out what's going on? And I think, is this, okay, this is the same one. I mean, you know what? Go back to that picture. This picture right here, I've been in Central Park a lot. They're spread out.
Starting point is 01:32:30 These people are really spread out for New York. That usually is like five times thicker as far as people goes. This is actually them maintaining some social distance. I mean, obviously, there's a couple people sitting together. They probably live together. I don't know. I'm just saying. couple people sitting together. They probably live together. I don't know. I'm just saying. They're spread apart. They're not.
Starting point is 01:32:52 They're not. A little bit. It's all about perspective, too. The camera angles, man. I've seen all these different articles about camera angles, too. It's showing the same thing. The point is, it's stay at home. Yeah. Save lives. But what's true for thee
Starting point is 01:33:07 and not me is really apparent for a lot of different things right now. These people just don't know and don't care. And you know what? Fine.
Starting point is 01:33:13 But cops aren't beating them up. Well, the cops are giving them tickets. Oh, sure. But there was the one guy I think. So I think maybe this is it.
Starting point is 01:33:21 Yeah. Yeah, it is. For some reason a New York cop beats someone up over social distancing. Will NYPD policing finally change now? No. No, it won't. No is it. Yeah. Yeah. A New York cop beat someone up over social distancing. Will NYPD policing finally change now? No.
Starting point is 01:33:28 No, it won't. No, it won't. And it's frustrating. Because this dude, even though this was a black man challenging the police as they arbitrarily arrested someone. I do not expect we will see, you know, participants. And none of these cops were actually wearing masks. You know what? That's what blows me away. that's what blows me away for not wearing a mask
Starting point is 01:33:48 you know why this one won't get played because the cop who did it was also black and both of these guys are all three of these what you could actually expect to see is them saying when this black man challenged the lockdown orders the cop beat him up and arrested him and when the white people did it, nothing happened.
Starting point is 01:34:06 That's like something they'd probably say. I don't think the reason they're not saying it right now is because the cop was also not white. So it doesn't fit a narrative that they can craft. Oh, right. Yeah, makes sense. But sure enough, what have we seen? We've seen, you know, Paddle Border get arrested, Woman in the Park get arrested.
Starting point is 01:34:22 This dude saw a guy getting arrested for no reason and he said he didn't even do nothing. this and the cop walked up to him and he walked up to the cop and the cop she goes boom and punches him in the face yeah yeah why why is it why is it right now that it's the conservatives defending the the unarmed black man who was just beaten up and arrested arbitrarily like what's happening yeah dude i don't get it it's like they're so desperate to cling to their tribalism that they're, you know, oh, you know, I know what this one is. This article is about this woman who says shocking sensationalist stuff that I don't
Starting point is 01:34:53 believe. Now, look, I believe COVID is dangerous. It's killed a lot of people. Yeah. We got to take this seriously. We got it. We got to, you know, within reason, I actually think social distancing should remain, but we need to reopen things. You can social distance while not quarantining.
Starting point is 01:35:09 Yeah. You can wear a mask. You can stay clean. Yeah, exactly. And we can get business going again. So this woman, a daughter of an NYC ICU doctor, reveals the horrific ways young people are dying alone from COVID-19. This is the kind, like, you know why I don't trust this woman? Because
Starting point is 01:35:25 these kind of people like her believe in the ends justifying the means. So when the paddle boarder got arrested, they got a quote from this like marine biologist or something who said, the virus could be in the water and it's being kicked up into the air. I wouldn't go to the beach if you paid me a million dollars. And I'm like, you must
Starting point is 01:35:41 really think people are stupid if you're going to argue that the literal 20 miles of beach is just a gas of miasma of virus. Yeah. No, dude, you can go to the beach. You'll be fine. Mind your own business. Social distance. Right.
Starting point is 01:35:55 That's fair. Yeah. This woman saying ridiculously insane things. And I don't know why this is allowed. I thought COVID misinformation was supposed to get you banned. Yeah. Right. She says, look at this.
Starting point is 01:36:10 Oh, I had a patient who, her dad, had a patient who needed eight blood transfusions in a morning, even though he wasn't bleeding. The coronavirus is just eating his red blood cells faster than his bone marrow could make them. What do you mean the virus is eating his blood cells? That's not what they told us the virus did. So what is this? Are you making this up? No health expert, no doctor. I haven't seen that yet. The CDC has not said our blood cells are being eaten. Why is she tweeting
Starting point is 01:36:29 this? And it's eight, eight blood transfusions. Then she says, if you're lucky enough to make it off the ventilator, why would you need a ventilator if it's your, if it's your blood cells that are being eaten? Yeah. The ventilator wouldn't work. Right. They wouldn't work at all. Right. And then she says, uh uh then you get cytokine storm because your immune system that we understand and then she talks about like young people are having random strokes no dude we've seen the data it's almost entirely nursing homes right she's going on a twitter rant and lying pushing misinformation because people in new york went out yeah that's the response that star in jersey that supposedly died they were like yeah he died and then like who there was that lacrosse player oh yeah the
Starting point is 01:37:11 all-star yeah turns out he he recovered and he was fine what they said he died yes they said he died is it he died yes wow they said he died and then they they were actually showing a shot of him like walking out and then they were's right. That's right. Oh, we're really sorry. I saw that. Yep. What the heck? And we thought he died.
Starting point is 01:37:29 We talked about him a couple times. Yeah. Throughout the past couple months. We were terribly sorry. I saw that video clip. Yeah. No, he's fine. He's actually fine.
Starting point is 01:37:35 Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. They're lying. Yeah. I agree. She also goes on to say, this is a ridiculous story. I'm not going to read this. This is ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:37:42 Thank you. Thank you. It's dramatic. She goes on and basically says, these people in New York are insane. They're going to have strokes and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Look, man, we get it's bad. I don't know what your obsession is
Starting point is 01:37:53 with trying to make everyone think it's substantially worse than it really is. We know it's bad. We know it's worse than many other diseases. And it's not nearly as bad as they thought it was going to be. So they were projecting with social distancing, 200k dead. Then they revised it to like 80. Now it's down, it's at like 65.
Starting point is 01:38:10 And it's not stopping yet. So with social distancing, we've gotten it way down, so it's not as bad as we thought it was going to be. It's still bad. People are still dying. But there's a bunch of other claims too that I can't even get into. The point is... But keeping our economy closed at the point of we're losing... One in four will start we'll go hungry in america that's
Starting point is 01:38:29 right exactly that's the problem we need to get it going again so here's my here's the big point here's the here's the main point i want to drive home with this south dakota company organizes parade thanking governor for handling of coronavirus thanking the governor well hold on check this out going on yeah go ahead so you mean to tell me that in south dakota the media kept saying it was a hot spot it was getting worse the worst in the country outside of new york yeah i did hear that she didn't lock it down what your faces are distracting that's okay she didn't lock it down and then nothing happened okay where's the outbreak where are the hospitalizations i don't know they don't exist they had according to john hopkins south dakota had like 179 hospitalizations yeah yeah you know and the whole second wave is coming the the second wave you know that everyone's talking about now the bell curve but they're like
Starting point is 01:39:15 oh but the second wave wasn't in there but the second wave that's the new thing they're trying to right whip up you know but it's like now then we talk about sweden again but, but they aren't going to have a second wave because they are just already herd immune. And the World Health Organization was praising them. They were. Yeah, they flip-flopped on it. They rejected lockdown. Our show on Friday, we talked about it. They rejected the lockdown, and the World Health Organization was like, good job, Sweden!
Starting point is 01:39:37 And they won't have a second wave because it's impossible. Everybody has it. But we were never trying to stop a second wave. They were just trying to lower the curve so that we can handle it all. We were told consistently that people are going to die no matter what.
Starting point is 01:39:56 We were told the same amount of people will die no matter what we do. The projections were wrong. There was a lot less people. This proves that the social distancing and quarantining worked and maybe it worked better than we realized.
Starting point is 01:40:05 Yeah. Or maybe their protections were wrong. Regardless, we get it. It's serious. Yeah. We get it. We'll social distance. We'll use hand sanitizer.
Starting point is 01:40:13 We'll wear masks. It's time to reopen the economy so people don't starve. Because there was another story I just covered where they said 40% of bars may never reopen, bars and restaurants. Wow. That's a huge amount. Wow. Yep.
Starting point is 01:40:24 40%. I know a lot of people that their, their restaurants have already closed for this. Unemployment is there. It's that, you know, maybe there's a lot of people who think that the goal for the lockdown extended lockdowns is to take advantage of the crisis to hurt Trump.
Starting point is 01:40:39 Yeah. What was your, your theory? You were telling me earlier today, which one prepping, prepping the general public for war? I know you were just speculating with me, but... Yeah, so think about it this way.
Starting point is 01:40:51 What have people been doing? They've been becoming accustomed to isolation. Like, if there's a war and a serious lockdown, you've got to hide and shelter in place because of an actual conflict. They've been cooking their own food. People have been baking bread like crazy. Only the essential wheels to keep society moving.
Starting point is 01:41:07 Well, I'll get there. Supposedly. People are raising their kids now. They're actually teaching their own kids and they're at home with their kids. And then the other big factor is that all of the non-essential BS is being slowly chiseled away and destroyed. Yeah. So like a lot of these digital news outlets are laying people off and cutting salaries.
Starting point is 01:41:24 The only jobs that are sustained are the ones we absolutely need yeah so there's a lot of really dumb jobs that's true and now people have to they're not going to do this anymore so i'm not i'm not uh like seriously saying like i believe this is prep for a war yeah yeah but i do think it would help it makes sense though if there was going to be a war this would help yeah the fact that we're getting people ready for isolation locking down that people went out and bought guns like crazy yeah think about it that's true yep you know the one benefit to living in america is that we'll never be invaded never america can do all the worst things in the world and no one can stop us because the moment they come here there is a gun behind
Starting point is 01:42:02 every blade of grass other countries have taken it away. They can't do it. So look, America, for better or for worse, is going to go send weapons and bombs and nothing you can do. You can't come here. We're going to keep making them and you can't stop us. Unless, I don't know, like tungsten rods from orbit. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:42:20 Yeah. I don't know. Maybe we've got spaceships ready. But, you know. Hence the Space Force. Well, actually, you know, Maybe we've got spaceships ready. Hence the Space Force. Actually, you know the Space Force can actually knock the satellite out. They have this weapon that they can point. It looks like a satellite
Starting point is 01:42:31 dish. It points at a satellite and disables it. Yeah, we did a segment last week on it. It knocks out a satellite. They revealed the first weapon that they've obtained is disabled satellites. Yikes. So it was right when Iran put a satellite up into space.
Starting point is 01:42:47 And then the U.S. was like, nope. U.S. was like, by the way, we have a counter for that, so everything's cool, America. The cleverest weapons the U.S. uses are the ones where you don't know it was them. So all they gotta do is knock the Iranian satellite slightly out of orbit so that it crashes to Earth. And they can be like,
Starting point is 01:43:03 it's a fortunate accident that happened to your satellite. Sorry, Iran. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't us. Or just blast a microwave or something at it. I don't know. Blind it. Knock it out.
Starting point is 01:43:12 It's probably what it does. So look, I don't know what we can expect. It's been kind of surreal, honestly, with the pandemic stuff. Yeah. Because we're all getting used to it. That's it? This is normal life now. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:43:23 And people are going to stop complaining about it. It's going to be a normal life. I they don't stop complaining it's getting weird this this doesn't feel normal well i'll tell you what though when we went to la on the way there everybody was very serious and very strict yeah like we stopped at places across the entire country they were like you got to wear a mask yeah on the way back did you do you take the same route same route identical route we even stopped at stopped at some of the same rest stops and everything. Saw the same people. The sign saying no masks, gone.
Starting point is 01:43:49 I'm sorry, the sign saying must wear masks, we're gone. A lot of these places, people were just back to normal. In Pennsylvania, there was a lot more serious... Once you started hitting thicker civilization, basically? No, just Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania, New Jersey, PA. Probably because of the proximity to New York. But when we were in Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, there's even a little piece of West Virginia,
Starting point is 01:44:13 everybody had a sign saying, you must wear a mask. Going west. And then even when we got to New Mexico and Arizona, there was a native in Navajo country in the reservation, got to wear a mask. On the way back, they were still making us wear masks. But a lot of the places we had been to or similar areas, no more. Gone. And it really felt like people stopped caring in that one week.
Starting point is 01:44:34 But the data shows it. There was a report on this. Mother Jones wrote about it. They're saying that people have stopped caring. Okay. That the amount of people using driving directions with Siri on with siri on their iphones is going way up people are going out to the parks nobody cares anymore yeah this is the scary thing because it's proving the government authority doesn't work like americans are an unruly bunch they're fed
Starting point is 01:44:54 up with it it's not even that they just don't care yeah you're like you can't do this and then thousands of people go outside and just ignore you right what are you gonna do about it it's just gonna prove to other people that oh wait if they're doing it that was I have friends in New York they're enraged they're like I'm quarantining in my apartment and I see I look out the window and I see mad people walking around like why why should I even stay in exactly and that's it right there so what are you gonna do they got 8,000 police on duty at any one moment right what are they thousand they're gonna go arrest literally all these people.
Starting point is 01:45:25 Nope. Hand out tickets like crazy and then see what happens. You know what people don't realize about the courts in New York is that if everyone pled not guilty and demanded a jury trial, they would dismiss every single case. Yeah, maybe. Because the court can't handle all of the fine citations, low-level petty stuff, and like misdemeanors. Impossible.
Starting point is 01:45:44 Impossible. So they really, reallydemeanors? Impossible. So they really, really rely on people pleading out. If every single person was like, I want to go to a jury trial, that's why they try and threaten you with harsher penalties for going to a jury trial. Because they know if everyone did it... Could you imagine if they, like, give out hundreds or thousands of tickets
Starting point is 01:46:00 and everyone's like, I'll have a trial? Yeah. Yeah, I want a trial. Hundreds or thousands of trials. They'd be like, we're dismissing every ticket yeah we're dismissing it all i i gotta be honest i bet they will dismiss it once things are over they're trying to deter people now maybe yeah but what are they gonna do they're gonna go after you for the you know whatever this is although that guy who got you know knocked out he already got his punishment but like and i don't mean that as in a good way the cops in new york use arrests as punishment they know you won't get
Starting point is 01:46:24 in trouble right like they know you're not going to arrests as punishment they know you won't get in trouble right like they know you're not going to get char like they know you're not going to go to you're going to get the case dismissed they won't go to trial yep but they know that if they arrest you right now you'll spend a weekend in jail and so they're like i can punish you right now you can't do anything about it i know that weekend is bad enough for you i hate that yep hey well what do you do about it man it's true it's like we had criminal justice reform in new york crime started to go up they did the bail reform thing where it's like oh right certain crimes get released and then people started committing
Starting point is 01:46:56 crimes over again because they weren't getting arrested yeah or they were getting released right away so i don't know how you deal with that but uh I'll tell you what. Why don't we do one more quick segment on this year alien thing? Yeah, I really want to know about this. Let's talk about some aliens. So how's it going, everybody? Aliens are real. And we know it. No, okay, I don't know if they're real or not.
Starting point is 01:47:18 I need some proof. The Pentagon has released those videos. Everyone's talking about it. It's been, I think, like a week and a half now. Yeah, we did a segment on it. But those videos are old, man. I know they are. They're old videos. Everyone's talking about it. It's been, I think, like a week and a half now. Yeah, we did a segment on it. But those videos are old, man. I know they are. They're old videos.
Starting point is 01:47:28 From 2007. I know. And Tom DeLonge, Blink-182, already released it. Well, formerly at Blink-182. Oh, okay. But check out this story from Futurism. Japan is creating protocols for dealing with UFOs. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 01:47:41 Are you going to shoot them? What are you going to do? Well, I'll just read it. Let's find out. They say, in response to the U.S. Navy releasing its footage of UFOs, the Japanese government is now preparing for how it would handle such an encounter. The Japanese Defense Ministry says its pilots have never encountered an unidentified flying object, the Japan Times reports.
Starting point is 01:47:59 But authorities want to be prepared should it happen in the future. And while the new protocols are geared toward identifying military drones, they could also serve as guidance for first contact with hypothetical aliens. Is that different from regular aliens? Hypothetical aliens? Yeah. Well, because they can't say real aliens. But that's what it would be for.
Starting point is 01:48:21 No, it could be military tech. Sure. A lot of people pointed this out when I was on the Rogan podcast. I said, don't you think it's more likely that the UFOs are U.S. military? Yeah. And he said, like, the U.S. military doesn't have this. Right. So there was, like, some snarky jokes where, like, Joe Rogan going aliens.
Starting point is 01:48:38 Because, like, a lot of people think it makes more sense. It's just U.S. military tech and not aliens. I'm inclined to agree with you on that. But Joe made the argument like it could be aliens and people were like aliens. You know the meme? Aliens. The aliens guy from Ancient Aliens. Of course.
Starting point is 01:48:52 Somebody commented they were like, Tim Pool drove 3,000 miles to be taught, to be educated on Ancient Aliens by Joe Rogan. I thought it was fun, man. It was awesome. It was a good conversation. It was fun. Here's what they say. Identified flying objects.
Starting point is 01:49:05 Right now, whenever an unknown aircraft enters Japanese airspace, fighter jets are dispatched to identify where it came from and, if necessary, force it to land by firing warning shots, Japan Times reports. But because military leaders don't know whether that would work on a UFO or even if it would be detectable from the ground, new guidelines could prove necessary. Quote, to be honest, I don't believe in UFOs. Well, hold on. Let me stop you there, Defense Minister Taro Kono.
Starting point is 01:49:30 They exist. We know they exist. The Pentagon has now confirmed it. Several independent organizations have confirmed it. I'm not saying they're aliens. Well, an unidentified flying object was confirmed. Yes. He said he doesn't believe in them.
Starting point is 01:49:42 Whether or not it was. No, I know. I'm referring to the original video, though. It's like, they just... The Pentagon just said, yeah, yeah, those videos are real. They never said those are aliens. I didn't say they were aliens. I know.
Starting point is 01:49:55 I'm not saying that you said that they were. Then why are you bringing it up? Because he said, I don't believe in UFOs. Right. We just saw videos of UFOs. Well, how do you say you don't believe in a UFO? Because a UFO is an unidentified flying object? That's why I'm saying he's wrong.
Starting point is 01:50:07 We know they exist. He misspoke. He said, but because the Defense Department released such a video, I would like to hear from the U.S. side about its intentions and analysis. That's the point. He's claiming I don't believe in them even with the videos being released. That's ridiculous. It's not even just the Pentagon putting out the videos or confirming them. It's several other organizations doing the research saying, we've seen these videos.
Starting point is 01:50:27 It's several naval pilots being like, yo, this happened. So what are you going to do? You're going to say all these honorable servicemen and women are just making things up and the videos were fabricated? Yeah, get out of here, man. Conspiracies. They say the new protocols are based around a scenario in which a pilot on a training or surveillance mission encounters a UFO mid-flight. If UFOs are encountered, training will be canceled immediately,
Starting point is 01:50:49 a source within Japan's Air Force told the Japan Times. We will seek to identify it from a safe distance, including whether it is a drone, and report it to the Air Defense Direction Center for orders. So I believe that's the gist of what their plan is. So what should we do if there are UFOs? Well, I mean, what they used to do is go fly over there and pop warning shots at them, be like, land. I think that's a terrible idea if it is an alien. Because if it's an alien, they're like, oh, let's check this planet out. Oh, look at that beautiful mountain. I think it's Mount Fuji.
Starting point is 01:51:24 Our computers are telling us it's Mount Fuji. Oh, this. Look at that beautiful mountain. I think it's Mount Fuji. Our computers are telling us it's Mount Fuji. Yeah, wonderful. And then shots get fired and they're like, whoa, we're being attacked. Laser. We're good now. I was reading some comments. Just laser them. Because a lot of people, I think it was a good conversation I had with Joe on UFOs,
Starting point is 01:51:38 but we didn't get to everything we possibly could have. Okay. And what people don't seem to understand is that the we anthropomorphize everything okay we as humans know what a warning shot is exactly does a centipede no so what if what if aliens came here exactly what if the aliens have no concept of war and so all of a sudden we're seeing that these things are flying at them and they're just like what is happening we don't we don't understand this this is just a threat to us you know what i mean or it's like oh look it's a bug no i mean there's there's there's so much we don't we we assume about aliens right what if what so
Starting point is 01:52:16 our emotions are based on the fact that we evolved the way we did right we love our children we love small things with big eyes. Bugs don't feel that way. Bugs lay a bunch of eggs and then buzz off. Or eat some of them. Yeah, hamsters eat their babies. So even mammals are doing messed up stuff. What if these aliens are more like giant bugs?
Starting point is 01:52:39 Very smart giant bugs. They lay a million eggs, the eggs hatch and they don't care for them. They feel nothing towards them. They don't have that bugs. They lay a million eggs, the eggs hatch, and they don't care for them. They feel nothing towards them. They don't have that emotion. They wouldn't understand our concept of love and protection. Actually, you ever read Ender's Game or see the movie? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:53 Like, the alien was a hive. It didn't understand the concept of individuality. Right. So it thought it was just, like, akin to cutting hair when it was blowing us up. Right, exactly. Same thing could happen here. Not only that, like, might not have no they might have no concept of a warning shot so when we shoot at them they're like they've declared war on us
Starting point is 01:53:09 yep they've expressed hostile intentions time to go not even yeah right and then they're like let's just press this button and compress space-time around this entire base and the whole thing just vaporizes entire planet you know i was talking about this earlier i think i don't know if i was talking with you about it about i was watching star wars was was talking about this earlier. I don't know if I was talking with you about it. I was watching Star Wars. Was I talking about propulsion and stuff? A little bit. I think you were talking to Ian about it. I was watching Star Wars, and the ships they fly all have propulsion.
Starting point is 01:53:34 There's jets in the back shooting out something. Pushing them forward. And I was like, why do we assume that? That's archaic technology. Yeah, yeah, it's true. We've seen videos of UFOs that they clearly don't have some kind of propulsion coming out the back. They just move. So wouldn't it make more sense that they're manipulating space to travel very quickly?
Starting point is 01:53:52 And then if that's the case, wouldn't defensive shields just be ripples in space, like compression of space-time? Yeah, or using gravity in some sort, like a magnet kind of like pushing and pulling you know gravity to push you along so like the the i guess the general warp idea i don't want to call it a theory i don't know if it's a theory or whatever but it's like you compress space-time in front of you and expand it behind you and then you move through space as opposed to like being within it yeah yeah so then you could theoretically go faster than light or whatever but here's what I'm trying to say. We always have these fictional depictions of aliens based on technology from the 1950s. Rocketry. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:30 It's like, do you think if something was able to travel across the universe? Interstellar space, yeah. Yeah, they would be using something we developed 70 years ago? Like, we don't even know. I mean, we're still using that, and I think it's archaic. Maybe it's not possible, but I think it would makes more sense for everything we need in order to survive is to be able to manipulate the fabric of space-time. I don't know. That's maybe a tall order.
Starting point is 01:54:53 I get it, right? Yeah. But then I was thinking about how would you shoot a bullet at a UFO that could manipulate space? It could literally just blink and be in a different position or the bullet would actually go to it but then because space-time is warped or compressed the bullet would just to us look like it goes through it or around it or around it you wouldn't even be able to see it or just simply disappear yeah depending on how they manipulate space i would imagine based on the way they've described how these ufos move they're they're manipulating space in some capacity or something like that
Starting point is 01:55:24 so what do you think they're doing do you hold on i mean let me just ask you yeah do you think aliens exist yes cool of course they do okay i mean i say if in the fact that they're flying around no here okay absolutely not all right there's there's there's i mean it's possible uh like one of the things we talked about on the Rogan podcast is, what if we're like ants to them? And so we don't care about the anthill. We don't even pay mind to it. And Joe was saying, no way, man.
Starting point is 01:55:53 They're looking at our planet, and they're seeing these crude attempts at traveling off planet. They're probably interested in it. Just like we study ants. We do. Not everybody cares, but some people study. So if we really were like ants, and this is a good point, perhaps the aliens that are coming are just like the entomologists of the alien race.
Starting point is 01:56:09 Right. They're like, ooh, let's go look at these little ant critters and see what they're up to. There was an interesting theory that we talked about last week about it being humans from the future. Yeah. Going back to study history. Yep.
Starting point is 01:56:22 Yeah. Yeah, it was interesting. I dug into that a little bit. And the reason why they're not as prominent as they were in the past is because in the future, they know it's a cell phone era. And so they're like, oh, you can't go to this time period because it's a cell phone period. Right, right.
Starting point is 01:56:35 But they can travel back in time to the 50s, 60s, see rocketry, war, and all that stuff. You think crop circles are all just a hoax? Probably. Just artists? I mean, dude, war, and all that stuff. You think crop circles are all just a hoax? Probably. Just artists? I mean, dude, the Nazca lines are crazy. The Nazca lines. Actually, about the Nazca lines,
Starting point is 01:56:52 it's almost like they knew something was out in space looking down at them, and they're like, oh, look at the animals that we have here. It's kind of the vibe I get. It's weird stuff. Because what were they doing that for? Did you see the Rogan episode? A long time ago.
Starting point is 01:57:04 Where the dude said the Sphinx was actually like from 9 000 bc uh i haven't seen that episode but i know about the sphinx yeah being much older than we thought much older yeah i also briefly mentioned this on the road on rogan's podcast because it's like we don't really know exactly we don't we don't know our own history yeah a lot of that's why that's just gone. That's why I brought up the Venus. Yeah. I know your Venus idea. It's not my idea. Oh, I didn't know that was already established.
Starting point is 01:57:31 Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't make this up. Cool. So for those that aren't familiar, it's the idea. I'm a little sad. That's you, yeah. I thought you did.
Starting point is 01:57:39 There's like a, I don't want to call it a theory, whatever you want to call it, but it's like an idea. It's a theory? Sure. Yeah. Well, theory, because it tends to be established in some capacity. But the idea is that Venus was once a planet much like Earth, and a runaway greenhouse effect started destroying the atmosphere and the environment,
Starting point is 01:57:57 much like they're saying we're doing now. So U.S. – I shouldn't say U.S., but like governmental forces U.S. that's Venus you uh governmental powers of some sort created a giant vessel to get off earth to terraform and colonize earth which was barren and empty and then they terraformed it and then the ark the ship took the DNA of every possible animal they could so two of every animal by the story the great flood yes global warming flooded their planet destroyed it the. The Greenhouse Effect wiped everything out. So they got in the big ship, flew away, but very few people actually survived.
Starting point is 01:58:30 So what ends up happening is you have this newly terraformed Earth, barely terraformed. You immediately drop all this potential new life that's growing and adapting and evolving over tens of thousands of years. So it's not completely identical to the life that was on the other planet.
Starting point is 01:58:44 And then the few humans that are now on this planet have no access to technology. They have no access to the previous world. Most of them, like an insurance salesman, has no idea how to smelt ore. So then he has kids. Those kids have never experienced life
Starting point is 01:58:58 in a technological advanced society. So they create a book saying like, here's why, here's what you got to do, and here's what you got to do and here's why you got to do it yeah two or three generations go by it's magic yep no one knows anymore and sounds awfully familiar like we're on a planet it's kind of run away right now i mean elon musk is building his mars ship elon musk is like we got to live on mars that's what i was saying to earth is to joe it's like you go to Mars. You have 20 families.
Starting point is 01:59:27 They all know what Earth is like. They have kids. The kids don't. Then those kids have kids. And Earth is just a fantasy to them. It's like a dot in the sky they've never seen, have never been to. 40,000 years later, they're going to be like, Earth is, we sent a satellite to Earth,
Starting point is 01:59:41 and it was just acid rain. It destroyed the satellite. There's nothing there. It's just a wasteland. We live on Mars. Venus 2.0. Yup. Yup.
Starting point is 01:59:49 But I guess we'll find out eventually. Perhaps what's going to happen, and these are all joke theories, is that we're being buttered up, you know? Yeah. They're getting us ready. Because look, now that the Pentagon has said, yes, these videos are real, what comes next is a sighting. And then there's a story it's like this
Starting point is 02:00:05 person claims i've seen a ufo just like the pentagon described then six months go by and it's three or four sightings six months go by and it's like oh wow there were like 12 or 30 yeah then all of a sudden there's a there's a ship floating over new york for a few minutes and then leaving and then everyone's seen it and they're like these things keep appearing what are they and they butter us up so that when they finally do first contact it's like that's what the aliens were doing because if they just did it right now people would be like aliens ah what do we do shoot them run hide you know i i guess i have more faith in people i feel like they'd be like yeah we're not really that surprised no nope trump would trump would come out and he'd be like we are very grateful to announce aliens have made first contact.
Starting point is 02:00:47 And I am going to personally meet them. And we are going to have a very peaceful, very prosperous relationship. And then everyone in the media would be like, Trump is siding with the enemy. The aliens will kill us. Kill them before they kill us. People would go riot. It would be chaos. Or Trump could come out and be like, we must not trust the aliens.
Starting point is 02:01:02 They are a potential threat. And then every media would be like, the aliens are our friends. Trust them. Bend the knee. Bow to them. It's like, you know what, man? Nah, dude. People would go nuts and it would be bedlam. Yeah, probably. Yep. Alright. Let's jump to the
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Starting point is 02:01:50 Okay, yeah, so there's only a few more, and then we're going to carry on, but we've got some to read. Let's see. Seamus McBride says, look into the actual Justice Warrior. Also, y'all lost the game. Man, the game. I haven't considered that since I was a teenager. I hate losing the game. Blinky Bill says, Ark crashed on the dark side of the game. Man, the game. I haven't considered that since I was a teenager. I hate losing the game.
Starting point is 02:02:05 Blinky Bill says, Ark crashed on the dark side of the moon. Conspiracy? That's why they are sketchy about what astronauts have seen there. Ooh, alien base.
Starting point is 02:02:13 Can't wait to go back. Grant Thompson says, this was brought up already, but I need this to be clear. Trudeau's list includes 1,500 or so firearms banned mostly on cosmetics rather than function.
Starting point is 02:02:23 A segment on this would be appreciated. CBC is in the pm's pocket oof eef says high risk equals old and sick rest 99.999 fine yeah kvh says have you ever thought of streaming on twitch it's a huge platform for live streams i think spreading your knowledge on other platforms is important we i think we could actually stream to both simultaneously somehow really Really? Yeah. We should figure that out. Yeah, I can figure that out.
Starting point is 02:02:47 Yeah, that'd be great. K98killer says the nurses making all the crazy fear porn claims on Twitter are just Karens looking for their 15 seconds of fame. Truth be damned. Karens. Yep. Democracy says a friend told me he talked to a respiratory doctor doing C19 testing
Starting point is 02:03:04 by Daytona Beach, Florida. They said it's behaving like sickle cell attacking red blood cells. Oh, wow. So maybe that's whatever this thing is. It's creepy. Zen Cats said, what is it with you, Tim, thinking conservatives don't care about injustices? Your view of conservatives is outdated. Did I say that?
Starting point is 02:03:20 They don't care about injustices? I don't remember hearing that. Yeah, I don't care about injustices i don't remember hearing that yeah i don't think so bloody bleeder says how do you reach smug rich kids telling people to stay home with their with their full refrigerators and pantries exactly yeah cracklin says is some part of you just a little disappointed that no zombies came out of this pandemic other than biden obviously look man we did we did a whole segments on why zombie apocalypses would not be fun and these agreed these those models were like it'd be so cool i'd be a hero no you'd zombie apocalypses would not be fun. Agreed. And these millennials were like, it'd be so cool.
Starting point is 02:03:45 I'd be a hero. No, you'd be a zombie. Yeah, you would be a zombie. You'd be the first zombie. Jason says, Australia is preparing us for government tracking. Great. Yep. It's coming fast, huh?
Starting point is 02:03:56 Count Drago says, thank you guys for your unbiased transparency. Watch daily. Appreciate it. Cool. Emo Da Drum says, do you think the United States of America will eventually adopt the CCP's authoritarian style of government? Or do you think America will states of america will eventually adopt the ccp's authoritarian style of government or do you think america will continue to stay as free as we believe we are maybe but man like i said we are an unruly bunch you know like they can't even get people in
Starting point is 02:04:15 new york to stay home and those are the people supposedly claiming we should stay home that's so accurate we are unruly the otaku chicago, bad news. Illinois now has a mask order. Not joking. I mean, we've had it here in Jersey for a long time. Yep. You can't go to the store without a mask. Yep. It's true.
Starting point is 02:04:30 Let's see. Wim says, Thunderfoot. It was ducks. See his video. All right. Sarah's in. Thanks for becoming a member. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:04:37 Where are we at? Deplorable Pirate says, your destruction is the will of the gods. And we are the instrument, the covenant from Halo. Joseph says, Futurama ship moves space. ship stays put that's right yeah nice aj starhacker says the weapon the weapon mistake was how the earth mini minibari war in babylon 5 started a minbari the minbari opened their weapon ports as being open honest humans opened fire because they thought it was a threat yep that. That's a really good point. Ah.
Starting point is 02:05:06 Yeah. Like, there's actually an episode of Futurama where they're delivering weapons to a gang planet. Okay. And Leela sees that she opens the crate. She's not supposed to and sees their weapons. And she's like, oh, we're delivering weapons. We can't. So Bender bends them all.
Starting point is 02:05:19 So they're backwards. Then when they deliver them, it turns out the gangs were like, they're like, no, no, we want to end the war and we gave you these weapons a sign of trust we want to make sure that you know you trust that we don't want to fight and so they take all the broken weapons and it hurts them and they're like ah they're declaring war on us oh no yeah austin says even when things look bad just remember that not all is lost when there is still bread and wine there's always going to be some kind of alcohol professor says so venus could terraform earth but not just fix Venus? Yes, because what happened was, as we're preparing to colonize Mars, we start seeding it, dropping resources, doing a very limited alteration of the environment. Venus had 10 billion people
Starting point is 02:06:00 all fighting with each other because their president was orange and they didn't like him, and so they couldn't agree on anything. And then one billionaire started building a spaceship saying, I'm getting out of here. And his name was Noah. And the planet was collapsing and they couldn't agree
Starting point is 02:06:13 and they fought and then it fell apart and he left. And, you know, that's kind of the general idea. Sean Stormgem says, your theory sounds like Horizon Zero Dawn. That game is awesome, by the way.
Starting point is 02:06:22 You played that? I haven't, but I see it on the shelf over there. It's a good game, dude. It's amazing. I know, and people have been telling me like, you gotta play it. You should play it. I will. I will. It's really clever. It's like the fighting style is interesting because you're fighting giant robots. It's like
Starting point is 02:06:35 it's tough. I like tough games. Clever tactics to take the machines down. I like it. I like it a lot. It's a good game. It gets easier later on when you get better weapons, obviously. Of course. But it's a cool game. And you know cool and you know all the it's like shooting an arrow at a giant robot it barely does anything ding yep you have to like knock off strategic plates and like target their weak points and stuff dope that's a good game dude cool sean says oh yeah yeah wolf fault says sometimes you can tell the public the truth sometimes you can't tell the public the
Starting point is 02:07:02 truth you must show them a deeply entrenched enemy who controls the vast majority of communications only defeated by game theory. Interesting. Go says OJ Simpson 2020 orange versus the juice. Caesar says Politico is currently getting dragged for using Chinese Twitter against Trump. I saw that. That's ridiculous. Andrew Starr says it was masterful what you did on Rogan. Way to flip the narrative with poise and calm. Much respect for handling that crappy situation what situation yeah someone someone actually tweeted at me that you held your own when joe attacked you he attacked me and i and this was before i actually saw the podcast so i was like kind of like waiting for it through the whole podcast and then i got to the end i was like what i don't know some people are i think we're pointing out that rogan said something like there are some people who started uh saying things
Starting point is 02:07:50 and then getting praise accidentally getting praise from right wingers so they started drifting that direction okay and then i responded or there's the inverse the people who get attacked for not holding a position and then are beaten into submission right some people i did see on social media saying like oh joe almost got tim but then tim flipped it on him and i was like my response to that is my opinion hasn't changed when i worked for fusion when i worked for fusion i was living in miami and fusion was a social justice like uh digital outlet i did a segment on i think it was harvard doing a black only graduation or something and i was very critical of it i had the same opinions then as i do now and i was working
Starting point is 02:08:24 for a social justice news organization. And so they started calling me a white supremacist at the company. Some people did. Yeah. So it's like my opinions didn't change within the company. They were, yeah, there were like some employees that were like Tim's a men's rights activist, white supremacist or whatever. And I said something like we should treat people equally no matter what their races. And they were like, how dare you? But my opinions have changed a little bit, but I'll tell you what, man, who cares if that's the case? Yeah. Like if you have an idea and your idea is wrong and someone comes to you and says, hello, Tim, I appreciate you engaging in the subject. Let me explain why you're wrong. And then I read that and go, oh, wow, I was wrong.
Starting point is 02:08:58 Isn't that the way things are supposed to be? Right. Admitting you're wrong. What's wrong with that? But think about it the other way. It's amazing. In the culture war, the people who become leftists typically are beaten into submission and they say ridiculous things that make no sense because they're scared of the mob. Yeah. High profile. It does feel that way. You know, there's a very high profile left wing YouTuber who I think does a good job, who used to be very fair and then got attacked and canceled and all of a sudden started pushing,
Starting point is 02:09:25 refusing to debate, refusing to have conversations, and just went the full SJW route because they were terrified little whiny babies. I don't think I know who you're talking about. No, you're not supposed to. The point is, on the left, the people in the culture war are attacked and insulted and terrified into supporting those causes. On the right, they're offered a beer and a conversation. So what do you think is going to happen to a regular American who's moderate, who's traditionally been like, I'm interested in figuring out who to vote for. And along comes a dude in a red cap and says, hey, buddy, got your beer. You want to have a seat? I'd be like, that sounds great. I like beer. I actually don't. But if you had me like a seltzer with some lime in it, I'd be like,
Starting point is 02:09:59 this is fantastic. I'm enjoying your company and having an intellectual conversation. If you come to me and you say, F you, you bigot Nazi mother effer, I'm going to be like, you get away from me. I don't care what you have to say. You're a creep. Yep. Yeah. Some people are scared and they're beating the submission.
Starting point is 02:10:14 Some people aren't. All right. Let's see. Where are we at? I am D bowl says Mars doesn't have a magnetic field to protect the atmosphere. We can't terraform it. If any, if any atmosphere we generate will escape into space. That's actually a really good point.
Starting point is 02:10:28 Yeah, it's too thin. Plus the magnetic field protects us from solar ejections. Yep. The Waltman says, thoughts on Japan spending roughly $2 billion to move all manufacturing out of China. Good. Awesome. Good for them.
Starting point is 02:10:40 We should follow suit. In Australia, some news has been saying they they wouldn't release the lockdown unless 70 of people install a government tracking app i wouldn't super free i mean we already have it google just gives them the data that's a good point super free education says how to spend money to debunk the fake news sickle cell doesn't attack red blood cells it is an inherited condition oh interesting okay good to know thomas dean says puttingRAs and white supremacists in the same category is nonsense. And they did that. Like, I swear to God.
Starting point is 02:11:09 I had someone be like, you're a men's rights activist. I'm like, what? First of all, I don't know anything about men's rights activists. This is why I'm working at Fusion. And I was like, never said anything about this. Why are you bringing this up? It's because it's the only thing they had. It was like, to them, it was like, you know, boogeyman.
Starting point is 02:11:24 Yep. Yeah. Okay. Well, with that, we was like big, you know, boogeyman. Yep. Yeah. Okay. Well, with that, we're over time. We're gonna wrap up. So make sure you follow me at TimCast. Hit the like button. Hit the notification bell. Subscribe. We will have segments up from the show tomorrow. They go up every single day. We do the show Monday through Friday at 8pm.
Starting point is 02:11:40 It's been a couple weeks. You know, I'm getting back to it. But no, seriously, thanks for hanging out, and we will see you all in the next show tomorrow night. Adios, everybody. Have a good's been a couple weeks. I'm getting back to it. But no, seriously, thanks for hanging out, and we will see you all in the next show tomorrow night. Adios, everybody. Have a good night.

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