Timcast IRL - TimcastIRL #65 - Joe Biden Farted LIVE, This Is The Most Important News Of Today PERIOD

Episode Date: May 28, 2020

Joe Biden rips a page out of Eric Swalwell's book, Tulsi Gabbard drops her case against Hillary Clinton and Tim and Adam want to know why, and space and rockets catch Tim and Adam's attention. Support the show (http://Timcast.com/donate) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden, live, on camera, farted. We have documented the evidence. And this is the most important story you will ever hear, ever. It must be documented. I'm actually kidding, but the reason why I wanted to start the show off with this is because, to be honest, it really does unite everybody. And we were looking at a bunch of stories that are very divisive. John Boyega's trending.

We've got Sarah Silverman has this viral tweet. We've got protests and riots. And I'm thinking about this news and I'm like, man, this is going to make everybody angry. Yeah. You know? And then we thought about it. We had enough of that yesterday. Adam brought it up. Or was it you who brought it up? The great uniter? Oh, yeah, it was.

Fartgate. Fartgate, yeah. Fartgate was Eric Swalwell. He's a Democrat from California, and he let one rip. It was not. Dude. I can't believe I missed it. Yeah. They played it for me, and I couldn't stop laughing. I needed to hear that yesterday.

I have good news. BuzzFeed is on the case. Yes. They not only investigated the fart of Eric Sw swalwell but also joe biden himself and so admittedly we're gonna start off with uh fart gate redux um to be fun and funny because admittedly the riots the stuff that's going on in minnesota the angry tweets from everybody john boyega's like trending right now because he said some stuff about racism i'm like oh man everybody's always fighting you know yeah like at least we can all come together for now and be like, Joe Biden farted.

Joe Biden farted. He's an old man. He finally did something we can laugh about. Wait a minute. That's good. We do laugh about him all the time. Poor old man. He really is a poor old man. And he like, very much like the Eric Swalwell thing, he like, fidgets when he makes a sound

and then the other guy who's on the stream with him, like, makes this look like, uh-oh. I feel bad. It's Tom Wolfe. I feel bad for him because now people are gonna accuse him of farting They're gonna back it was you and I don't know he could he was Genuinely shocked he's like did I just hear but could you have fart? But could you imagine being falsely it was gross to what if we started the stream be I farted and then I went Adam Did you just fart and you'd be like no no wasn't me. I'm like adam that was you whoa whoa whoa let me just say all right let me stop you i will always admit when i fart okay that's there i have no problems it's a real man saying that was me and and you know what i don't get why it's so obvious eric swalwell farted on camera

dude you can see him jump up and then like flinch oh yeah he stopped talking yeah he's like and they claimed okay i don't want to get too into it because we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna talk about this but the real the real story the real story here with joe biden tulsi gabbard has dropped her lawsuit against hillary clinton and then said it's because she wants to focus on defeating trump okay hold on a minute tulsi what are you doing to defeat Trump that involves you not suing Hillary Clinton? I'm confused. Actually, I just thought

of something. What if Biden's talking to Tulsi about being the VP? No way. No way. They hate her guts. I know, but like, maybe that's what it was.

I don't know. That would be cool. I don't think that's the case. I think they're going to try to replace Biden with Hillary. Maybe. I mean, Tulsi's not running for reelection in Congress. She's out of the presidential race.

So why is dropping the suit against Hillary relevant at all? So Hillary can run. Yeah, good point. So Hillary can run. That's my two cents. Yep. So Hillary can run. Yep, that's what I think.

So one thing that I've been bringing up is that by doing this shield technique with Joe Biden, it prevents a smear campaign from running against whoever the nominee actually ends up being. Exactly. So normally, like, they're going after Trump like crazy. The ads are popping up. They're accusing each other. And then Joe Biden vanishes one day. And then in comes Hillary, who's got nothing but all this positive press and, you know, a lot of people hate her guts. But she dodges scandals

email whatever investigations and then pops at the last minute we'll get to that we'll get to that welcome to the show yeah i guess we'll talk about welcome to the show during the actual segment this is tim cast iRL my name is tim pool and we are hanging out tonight what's up everybody there we go there we go it's me adam kirkland how you doing timing frankly what up yep i wait it's me lydia with the great timing sour patch Patch Lids And yeah, those are the stories We do want to talk about SpaceX Because we were eagerly awaiting I know, I was stoked

I've actually seen rocket launches before So I was excited to see A brand new rocket go on It's like futuristic Obviously the rocket isn't new, but it's the first time that They had astronauts in it You know what man, I was thinking about this earlier. I think Elon Musk may be the most important human being alive right now.

Wow. Not even kidding. That's a bold statement. Because he's trying to get us to Mars. That's it. I'm thinking about what are humans doing other than fighting with each other, reproducing, and eating hot dogs? That's a good point. Yep.

And Elon Musk is building rockets to Mars. Yep. That's true. That's cool. If humans are going to do anything, getting off this planet, expanding and colonizing and, you know, was it Elon? But somebody else was saying, if we don't colonize other planets, we're doomed. Like, we'll go extinct.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's, who's doing it? Elon Musk. For all his faults. You can make fun of him all day and night for so much. Yep. But building a rocket to Mars.

And I think we also have that nasa doing artemis too right yeah like the artemis project the moon yeah which is the moon base to relay to mars yeah but it's like think about though that if we get chucks love to come in towards us like if we can't stop it and we're on another planet at least we have existed somewhere else that we can repair right did you imagine for those who don't know what chucks love, that is the name of the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs. Now, I want you all listening to imagine this. You're standing on Mars in the new Martian colony,

and then all of a sudden, you hear klaxons. And you're like, what's happening? And they go, look! And they point up at the sky. You can see it. A little blue dot. Gone. I think you would see it. I think Earth's not that small. It's far enough. Yeah, it probably is kind of small. You wouldn't be able to see it. The little blue dot. Gone. Well, I think you would see it. I think Earth's not that small. It's far enough.

Yeah, it probably is kind of small. You wouldn't be able to see anything. No, no. But they look on the screen, and then they see Earth, and then it just like rips right through it. And that's it? Just white snow, the screens all go static. You and the 20 other people on the Martian colony are like,

it's like not only are you the last that's left. Well, there would be the moon base, too. The moon would, like, where would the moon go? I don't know. If the Earth, like, blew up. I don't think the Earth would blow up. A new moon. A new moon would appear. Yeah, like how the moon

formed. No, no, no. Chicks Club was only like a mile and a half long. No, it was four. Oh, four miles. Oh, no, no, no. It's four kilometers. Oh, four kilometers. It's like 1.8. It's like two and a half miles or something. Yeah. Two miles.

Is it? I don't know. I'm just rough. But imagine you're watching from a marching base and then Earth gets smacked by like a seven mile wide, you know, meteor or whatever. Yeah. And then it just wipes out all life on the planet. And you're like, not only are you the last humans, you're the last life.

True. Because we know it. Yeah. What do you do? Well, we'll talk about it. That's our last segment. But the first thing we got to talk about is Joe Biden farting. Can we play the clip for people who haven't heard it?

We're going to play the clip. Oh, my goodness. Please. We're going to play the clip. It's kind of gross. Fair warning. It's a juicy, gross fart. No, the Swalwell one.

The Swalwell one was like. No, that was like... He forced that out. That was like a trump. That was forceful. Like a trumpet. Yeah. A trump. Biden's... I'm gonna do it. You ready to do it? No, I'm gonna play the Biden's part.

You guys ready? Yeah. Okay, so here's the story. There was a pretty loud fart noise during a Joe Biden live stream from BuzzFeed. Politicians, they say, can be full of hot air. Oh, BuzzFeed. Just admit it. It was a pretty loud fart noise during a Joe Biden live stream from BuzzFeed. Politicians, they say, can be full of hot air. Oh, BuzzFeed. Oh, yeah. Just admit it. It was a fart. And you all know it deep down inside of you. You know it. And you know it was Joe Biden. Watch this clip. You don't have to cut those teachers and firefighters, police officers and cut critical health care programs or stop work on roads and bridges. So what does the human cost of lack of state and local fiscal relief look like?

His face. Critical health care programs. Or stop work on roads and bridges. So what does the human cost of lack of state and local fiscal relief look like? BuzzFeed even mentions that this dude is like, whoa. Yeah, he's shocked. Look at his face. He's like, whoa! Yeah, he's shocked! Look at his face! He's like, what?

He's taking it back. He's a professional, though. That's being a professional. That's all that happens. Little eyebrow raise. Check yourself a little bit. I'm good. I'm listening to what you're saying, sir. Still listening.

I'm not distracted. Oh, man. Someone said it was a shart. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, whoever it is needs to change their pants because that was wet and juicy. Dude. Come on. Y'all know it.

And you know what I love is how they're always like, right-wing figures pounce. They're a conservative. Pounce on Joe Biden's fart. Stop it, BuzzFeed. You can't. Look it. Right-wing figures on Twitter soon clipped the moment, and it was subsequently shared by the conservative outlet, The Daily Caller, as well as Trump Jr. Why are you telling me this?

BuzzFeed, you're sharing the story. How about we drop the pretense? You wrote an article about it. I know. Oh my goodness. So I voted. Look at this. So what do you think? I love that. So the first. I voted. Look at this. So what do you think? I love that.

So the first one with the most votes is made by Biden, 57%. I admit I had voted. I voted for that one. I would have too. Yeah. I voted by. I don't care. I'm just glad you put resources into this important story. For the record.

Self-reflection. For the record. I want this on record. This is the only time I will have ever voted for Biden. Right? That's it. That's fair. Just making that.

I appreciate that. Not really a fart, but some other noise. A lot of people believe that. Really? I think it's possible. No way. I definitely heard cheeks slapping. I don't even want to think about it.

I've heard a lot of farts. The shart heard around the world. Yep. I don't even want to think about it. I've heard a lot of farts. The shart heard around the world. Yep. I don't even want to think about like, okay, here we go. You ready for this? In order to determine whether or not that truly was a fart, you have to think about

the physiology of Joe Biden. Yeah. And, you know, I don't want to. Alright, alright alright alright he's just an old guy okay these things happen I completely understand it for a lot of old people it happens

this is why I think it was real because he's an old guy and that was like an old man fart that was such an old man fart but Buzzfeed and he didn't even he didn't stop talking he just rolled right through it. That's an old man thing to do. But he does sit up.

He felt it. He moved forward and then came back on the return as it came out. And Tom Wolfe was like, did I just experience? He's like, oh. Do you guys think he's hard of hearing? Joe Biden? Yeah. Totally, dude.

Probably. He probably didn't think anyone could hear it. He's like Joe Biden? Yeah. Totally, dude. Probably. Yeah, he probably didn't think anyone could hear it. He's like, I feel it. Nobody heard it. He's eight years old. Right? Do you think he even heard it? Do you think he even knows that he farted?

Yeah. People are like, man, how did you fart? And he's like, me? He sat up because he felt it. What? But yeah, I don't think he did. He did lean forward a little bit. Check this out.

Check this out. All right, all right, all right. It's not the first time there's been a strange fart. Now this story. Oh man, look, we're going there. Because we go to dark and dangerous places here on TimCast IRL. Man, I couldn't hold my laugh back. So Adam didn't know about this story.

Eric Swalwell is a Democrat from California. And BuzzFeed did an investigation. And Vice did an investigation. Where Vice is like, you know, who farted? An investigation. But to be fair, like, it really did bring everyone together. It sure did. That's true.

But no one believed this guy. Check this out. A lawmaker denied ripping an absolutely enormous fart on live television. Quote, it was not me. Rep Eric Swalwell said in a text message, it's funny, though. Fartgate trended on Twitter. Funny, funny. It It's funny, though. Fartgate trended on Twitter. Haha, funny, funny. That wasn't me, though.

You know, and because of SpaceX and John Boyega and all this other stuff going on, I think we're not going to get a Fartgate 2 on Twitter. That's kind of sad. That does make me sad. It'll be friends again. Of all the gates. Of all the gates. Come on.

Wait, wait. How many of you would like to hear Eric Swalwell fart? Can we do it they can would you like to hear people i definitely would love to hear it again it made me crack up it's so funny and the look on his face can we get a full screen on this he totally did it full screen yes oh my goodness okay let's you ready you ready we're ready enjoy this sound on uh let's hope it works taxpayer dollars to ask the ukrainians to help them cheat an election and the complaint that i've heard help them cheat where hold on election we're gonna play again we're gonna play again one sec shh everybody quiet here we go taxpayer dollars to ask the ukrainians to help them cheat an election okay no no no hold on hold on i can't help it. It's so good. This dude. It's so good. Oh, man.

This dude. Okay, listen. He stops talking. He paused. And he clearly clenches up. And he leans back. And you know what they claimed? They tried saying that it was like, at the same exact moment that he paused and clenched, somebody in the studio dragged a mug

across the table. Nope. Who drags mugs across the table? I think they actually even say that in the BuzzFeed article. Do they say that? Let me see if I can... This raises a really important question about BuzzFeed. I don't know if they have it. Here we go. Here it is. The show later tried to explain the sound on Twitter saying it was

all a mug scraping across a desk. Prove it. Prove it. Show me the video of someone scraping a mug across that makes that sound. Prove it. Prove it. Show me the video of someone scraping a mug across that makes that sound. Prove it was there. I need proof. Yep. All those receipts.

They're just trying to protect a guy who farted on camera. Oh, man. I don't know why. Let it bring us together. That's freaking hilarious. I don't know, man. What would you do? Like, if you were on camera and you were talking and you were like, this is a very important

story. And what would you do? I already told you. You don't know man what would you do like if you were on camera and you were talking and you were like this is a very important Story and what would you do I already told you you don't it I dude I own my farts for I own Most things I do it's like what else what are the choice you have what am I gonna hide yeah This reminds me of like a very hard it this imports me of reminds me of a very important philosophy I always tell people oh boy you only embarrass yourself yes You it's like embarrassment is an internal thing so the way the way i explain is with farts so i look at it this way if you're in an elevator and people are around and you're like oh man you fart and then you're like all embarrassed because everyone's like oh god and you're like oh geez they know it was me that's embarrassment it's your fault yeah because if you're in an elevator

and you're like hey dude so wait make eye contact oh yeah hey laugh about it and and shuffle it towards them no but but i was thinking about this like in schools because i was like watching a show or something where like some kid in a class farted and then got all embarrassed everyone laughed at him and they were like ah you farted and i'm like but what if the person went like this, hey, farted and then started fanning at somebody. They would go, oh, God. And then that person laughs, right? You choose to be the butt of the joke. Right. You choose how you respond. You're like, oh, I'm so embarrassed. Exactly.

I start laughing too. I'd be like, hey, you're the ones who gotta smell it. I care. You can laugh at me all you want. It's a problem now. Most people don't mind the smell of their own. I'd be like, why are you laughing, dude? You're sniffing my poop. It's in your laughing, dude? You're sniffing my poop. It's in your nose, dude. You know, it is kind of random.

People are saying soy farts. But when I went vegan, my farts stopped smelling. You were a little lactose intolerant. Yo, my gas was bad. Ask anyone that knew me pre-vegan. Now it's just hot air. Something happened where you accidentally had a piece of cheese like yes a couple weeks ago that's right there was so i don't remember what

it was in right it was something though and i had there was like there was cheese in it and i think it was like the crust of a pizza or something yeah i don't remember what it was our personal fart gate yeah and then all of a sudden it was like smelled it. You fumigated the house. Hey, Tim. I don't know if you know this. I fart around you all the time. Yeah, yeah. This is true. He's not embarrassed. No, to get serious about Eric Swalwell denying it, I don't know if Joe Biden denied it.

I don't think he said anything. But think about how they deny it. It actually just makes everything worse. Yeah. Yeah, why are you denying it? Something happened. You clearly farted, dude. Come on. You did. Yeah, seriously. And now you you're just lying do we need to play the video again but well i it's it's it's a tough spot i guess like but you gotta just own it yep you gotta you gotta laugh and be like you know

what i gotta be honest i didn't think the mic that mike would pick that up yeah i hope you guys enjoyed the sound i hope it made you all laugh yeah and it And it did. Yeah, exactly. Own it. You're making people laugh. What's wrong with that? You know what he could have done? Farting's funny. You know what he could have done? If he did an appearance like after this and they asked him about it and he said, let me

tell you guys something. Everybody farts. Yeah. I didn't think the mic would pick it up, but I'm glad it made you all laugh. Well, see, here's the thing, though. His fart was funny. Joe Biden's fart is sad. It's so sad. It's a sad fart. It's a sad. His fart was funny. Joe Biden's fart is sad. So sad.

It's a sad fart. It's a sad. Oh, it is. You go ahead. Listen to it. And then we'll play it again? Yes. You know what?

There are some people that are like, oh, did I miss the fart? Did you miss the fart? This is for the people who missed the fart. Listen to how sad this is. If I could put this in slow-mo for you, I would. Here we go. Shh, shh, sh would. Here we go. Shh, shh, shh. Here we go.

You don't have to cut those teachers and firefighters, police officers, and cut critical health care programs or stop work on roads and bridges. So what does the human cost of lack of state and local fiscal relief look like in Pennsylvania? It looks like— Hold on, wait, wait. If you're able to get some— Go back to the beginning. It looks like he's

leaning forward, like trying to get, he's like, oh man, it's there. I gotta lean forward a little bit. Oh, it's coming? Alright, I can lean back now. No, it's like he leans back as it comes out. Right, because he knows it's coming. He's like, ah, good. Or like he released the pressure.

Look at Tom Wolffe's face. It's just, look at his face. Look at his face. Firefighters, police officers, and cut critical health care programs. Or stop work on roads and bridges. So what does the human cost of life in the state and local fiscal relief look like? Yeah, he knows it. He had to process it, man.

Yeah, he heard it and was like, did I just... Oh, I did just hear that. I did. Oh, man. He was very professional. I'm pretty impressed. This is the hard-hitting news that you will find in the TimCast IRO podcast. We don't do this that often. It's a lot of fun. We don't let a fart go uninvestigated. Unlike... BuzzFeed is

on the trail, okay? Yeah. So... The investigation ensues. I think we've sufficiently beat the trail. The investigation ensues. I think we've sufficiently beat the fart. We're beating a dead fart. How dare you. Why don't we move on though to the actual...

I gotta say though, there's some people in the comments doing a new hashtag, Sharkgate. I think that's way more accurate. Hold on, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got to go back to the display on this one. Here we go. Look at Joe Biden right here.

Just look at this. Look at his face. Can you make it full screen? You know what he's thinking right there? What? Oh, no. It's wet. Oh, no. Oh, geez.

Pull it out. Wait, wait. Go back. Go back. Look. Look at his face. Here we go. Look.

There. That is the look of a man who just realized he sharted. Misjudged it. Yep. Trusted it. That's it. Son of a gun. Mm-hmm.

Oh, man. That might have gotten into the chair. And he's also thinking, how much longer do I got to do this show now with this in my pants? That is the look of a man who just sharted. Oh, my goodness. This is true journalism right here i'm very proud of us right now everyone we are uniting the populace left and right behind us yes i tell you we will all be holding hands in washington dc in front of the white house rocking back and forth singing songs because joe joe's Joe Biden's fart has unified us.

Wonderful. There's going to be like a dude. It's beautiful. There's going to be a dude with like a Gadsden flag and like a Trump shirt. And there's going to be an Antifa guy with like a Bernie shirt. And they're going to be screaming. And then someone's going to run up to him and be like, guys, Joe Biden farted. And they're going to look at each other and they're going to hug.

Yeah. Yes. I can see it. The world. It's beautiful. World peace. Do we really have to go to the serious thing about Tulsi Gabbard? No, I'm sad.

Yes. All right. Let's do it. Okay, fine, I guess. This one actually kind of bugs me out. Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation suit against Hillary Clinton. See, now, I was making jokes about this months ago. Like, when her documentary dropped biden said i'm gonna pick a woman vp and i was like oh my gosh he's gonna pick hillary adam spoke it into existence he's

gonna pick hillary guys i'm just joking haha that's funny right he manifest you manifested it bro oh no what did i do what have you done there was an article in the in the hill saying that there was going to be like a Hillary Obama ticket or something. I saw that. Like the convention would fall apart. Joe Biden would sunset or something. And then, I mean, look. What, like Hillary and Michelle?

Or Hillary and Barack. As a VP? Yep. Is that legal? I don't know, but that's what they were arguing. And it's like there have been a ton. So first and foremost, right, they keep putting out these stories like, she's running because they know it gets clicks when they do it.

Yeah, yeah. You know, and so I've actually backed off from making this kind of content. That's why I didn't do a standard news segment for my other channel on this. Okay. Because I'm like, dude, there's been so much speculation about this, like, I've been roped into. Like, a story will pop up and be like, Hillary does these things, she may be running, and this okay because i'm like dude there's been so much speculation about this like i've been roped into like a story i'll pop up and be like hillary does these things she may be running and then i'll do a video about it and be like oh man and then i'm like this is just clickbait like i'm there

you know i bring this up you know fairly often like i can tell that some stories are written with the intent of getting people like me to show the article and be like whoa so i like i'm conscious of that if i do a segment like that, I'll point it out. I know they're trying to bait me into talking about their content or their platform or whatever. Yeah. But I got to admit, this one's weird. Yeah, exactly. This is weird.

I'm a big fan of Tulsi, right? We know. Look, in the end, I was more for Andrew Yang than Tulsi. Yeah. Now I think the Democrats are just a waste of time. And fortunately, I was more for Andrew Yang than Tulsi. Yeah. Now I think the Democrats are just a waste of time. And fortunately, I think this just adds to it. Yeah. This is leading right into what I was saying.

So Tulsi was suing Hillary Clinton because she said that Hillary was like a Russian asset. Let's read it. Fox News reports Rep. Tulsi Gabbard dropped her defamation suit against Hillary Clinton Wednesday, ending a brief legal battle over comments made by the former Secretary of State suggesting the congresswoman has ties to Russia. Gabbard filed the $50 million lawsuit after Clinton said in an October 2019 interview that one of the Democratic presidential contenders was the favorite of the Russians and a Russian asset. Gabbard, who served in the Army National Guard, was a presidential candidate at the time. She's currently a major, isn't she? She's not out, is she? I thought she was reserves. Could be wrong. Reserves? I think so. I don't know.

Let me look. Yeah, she's still serving, isn't she? Yeah, she was a major. Clinton didn't mention Gabbard by name, but her spokesman later said if the nesting doll fits. In a court filing, Gabbard's lawyers dismissed the legal action. While they remain certain of the action's legal merit, they are just as certain that this new COVID and post-COVID world require them to focus their time and attention on other priorities, including defeating Donald Trump in 2020. Rather than righting the wrongs here, the attorney said, according to The Hill, the lawsuit contended that Clinton had no basis for making her false assertions. Gabbard claimed the former 2016 candidate had a unique personal connection to Tulsi that animates her hostility toward Tulsi in her presidential campaign.

She also claimed that Clinton's hostility stemmed from her support for Senator Bernie Sanders in 2016. Clinton was extremely angry, to put it mildly, that Tulsi endorsed Senator Sanders over her. All right, all right, all right. The first thing is, let's be calm, rational, and reasonable people. Tulsi may have just dropped this because the suit was was bunk like there you go and yet it's literally saying right here that it isn't bunk it's not bunk it's of course we have legal legal merit for these actions saving face i don't know that doesn't seem like they would throw that in there then if that's the case saying someone is the favorite of the Russians is clear opinion. Right.

And saying that she was a Russian asset is, I would say it's not clear, but it is opinion. So what was the whole point of doing it in the first place? Opening the suit against Hillary? Press? Hmm. Yeah, this is one of the biggest complaints I had about Tulsi is that she leaned too hard into these, like Hillary Clinton. Like Hillary Clinton called her an asset. Tulsi made this epic takedown tweet calling her.

What did she call her? Can you pull it up? That was amazing. Yeah, I'll find it. So Tulsi called Hillary like a warmonger. Yeah. What did she call her? Queen of scum or something.

The queen of scum. I don't know. It was really spicy. All right, I'm looking. It was really spicy. I'm looking at it. It was a bomb. It was a nuke. And it was a tactical nuke. So now there's a few things we can say.

The suit was for PR. A lot of people thought it was just to generate press because it did get her name out there. I thought that was a bad idea. I always tell people these kinds of drama attacks are not good for trying to generate prestige or merit behind your name. Okay. But maybe not. You think Hillary paid her to do this? It's possible.

Take some money and drop the suit. 100%. Yeah. I'm not saying I believe 100%. I'm saying is it possible? Yes, absolutely possible that happened. So we just saw James Damore, who was suing Google for discrimination against conservatives, white people, and I think Asians. He dismissed his own suit.

His lawyer, who I believe was Harmeet K. Dhillon, who's like a very prominent lawyer, and they submitted saying we're going to end this case. And everyone was like, that's weird. And so my speculation is it's a way of settling without having the opponent, the defendant, admit defeat. So this case could literally be because Hillary Clinton went to Tulsi and they were like, we'll give you a million dollars. And then, but you have to dismiss the case because a settlement is our admission of guilt. Right. So then they go and say, OK, we're done. And the Donald Trump thing is an easy excuse. Exactly. It's an easy out.

The easiest. Yeah, for sure. Or or maybe maybe you can't have a lawsuit over Hillary Clinton's defamation if she's going to be grabbing the nomination the last minute. That's what i was thinking if the strategy of the democrats has been to have joe biden be a shield to place hold and absorb all of the brunt of all the negative attacks and all the cash yeah and then at the last minute you know he falls down some stairs or hits his head or wait excuse me excuse me falls down some stairs okay in his case it might be like actually falling down just makes it more plausible i'm just saying i'm just saying if he's an old man and he can't run anymore and then they're like who do we have and everyone

goes yay hillary tulsi gabbard can't scream yay hillary if she's suing her for defamation right and more importantly if they're trying to avoid the negative press this would pop up immediately yeah this is really weird quash suspect yeah Suspect, yeah. Wiped away. It could also be much more simple than that. Just like Hillary Clinton's camp, they were like, okay, so when Hillary officially takes the nomination in September, what are our liabilities? And this

Tulsi Gabbard suits a liability. Ask her what she wants. And then they negotiated and they cut a big paycheck. Came up with something. But it depends. If you think Tulsi has principles behind her. And I don't like this. You know, to be fair, though. I don't like it either.

I mean, Tulsi may have just run out of money. Maybe. It's possible. It's also that simple. That her lawyers are like, here's your bill, 30 grand for all the paperwork we've done so far. And then she's like, I can't do this. We need to cut it. Yeah.

So how much to draft that we're walking away from this that that makes sense too she's out of the race she's not running for re-election i don't know what her plan is moving forward so i guess the the the more fun question is moving on from the tulsi gabbard stuff will hillary clinton be running no you mentioned something about her appearing yeah Yeah, yeah. Right when as soon as Biden said, I'm going to pick a woman, I was like, oh man,

I'm making a joke, blah, blah, blah, ha, ha, Hillary, Hillary. And then the next day I see her face and when I turn the TV on, it's just like a big Hillary face. I'm like, what the heck is this? Oh, her brand new documentary just dropped. It's like, oh, of course. And then, oh, she's got documentary just dropped. It's like, oh, of course. And then, oh, she's got a book deal.

And then a month later, she's hosting a town hall meeting with Joe Biden and does all the talking. And I'm like, what is going on here? She also did a fundraiser without Joe that broke a record. For what? What was the fundraiser for? For the DNC and like, yeah, it was like only, so I was reading and I could be wrong about this because I don't have the article pulled up, but it was something like, it was a joint DNC plus like super PAC thing, meaning there was no spending limit.

And so they ended up raising millions of dollars. Wow. Where if it was a direct thing with Joe Biden, then you have a limit from the federal election. I see. Laws. Right, because she's not actually running right now. That's another thing that people don't understand about why they don't say they're running. Right now, you could go to Goldman Sachs or some bank and say that you can privately tell them,

I really think I'm going to run. It'd be great if I had you in my corner. Wink. Wink, wink, wink. And then they go, would you like to do a paid speaking gig where we pay you $10 million to speak to our employees? And you go, that would be great. Thank you. I will speak to your employees for $10 million. And then you shake hands. And then they go in the intercom and they're like, Jerry, come down to room 17-5. And then you're like, how's it going?

Yeah, what's up? All right, we're good. We're good. And you walk out and they go, here's your $10 million. And then the next day, you announce your run. Yikes. And that was totally legal. I mean, I'm really exaggerating here.

Right. But that's what Hillary was accused of. Everyone knew she was going to run, and she was doing a round of speaking engagements that paid hundreds of thousands of dollars. This was back in, like, 2015, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. I mean, there's also was back in, like, 2015, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that.

I mean, there's also the fact that, like, dude, you know what, man? How stupid is it that you can be working for the federal government, like the State Department, and have a foundation that accepts money from foreign interests? That's really weird. It's like bribery right in front of our faces. I don't like that. Blatant. Dude.

And, yeah. The funny thing is, when she lost, the Clinton Foundation donations tanked. Oh, really? We all knew what that was for. Yep. And I talked to my friends about it who voted for it, and I'm like, don't you have any questions about it? Like, okay, okay.

For all I know, it's legitimate, whatever. I don't care. The point is, why are foreign governments donating millions of dollars to her foundation while she's Secretary of State or whatever? Yeah. I don't like it. You know what the response I get from all these lefties is? What? Huh?

They don't know anything about it. They don't even know about it? Anything about it. What a surprise. And I'm like, if I told you that was the case, would that strike you as odd? All I can think of is, we were talking about the left just reads the left stuff. Yeah. Instead of being aware of everything that's happening. Right. Doing research, right. It's like the 4chan meme

where they said, any sufficiently free speech, like, unmoderate platform becomes right wing because the left relies on a very carefully crafted narrative to protect them yeah like i think a really good example of this is just like i tweeted about uh new footage came out in the george floyd case that shows he wasn't resisting at least in the way people would assume for sure. Yeah. And someone tweeted at me, this must be hard for you. What? That's the world they live in.

I'm like, bro, I'm like hardcore liberty, free speech. If the government's violating someone's constitutional rights, I get mad about it. Right. Yeah. What? Like, what do you, what do you, what are you doing? It's not hard for you at all. Where do they get their information from?

It's just an assumption of, of, of, of of they live they live in this world that isn't reality and even when i tweeted something and i'm thinking to myself i'm like bro i just put out a tweet got like a thousand one thousand five hundred retweets showing this guy being arrested not resisting yeah it's messed up and and the response from them is they're mad at me yeah what like you're insulting me like take the win dude like what dude. Like, what do you mean? Take the win. If you think I'm this villain, shouldn't you just take the win? Yeah, I don't get it. That's the world they live in.

Yep. So you can have Hillary Clinton. You can have Obamagate. The most annoying thing to me, though, is there really are grifters, man. For those that aren't familiar with what a grifter is, they accuse me of being a grifter because I don't like Democrats. And I'm like, yeah, but, like, I don't like Democrats and I'm like yeah but like I don't and I talk about it all the time like I think my feelings are rooted in growing up in Chicago okay and being ripped off by corrupt Democrats all day every day yeah and so like Republicans

weren't a part of my life I never cared they weren't like I don't know whatever I disagree with you and so it felt like I was being betrayed by those who are supposed to be you know fighting for me yeah that makes sense and then it's also a combination of the weird, like, let's just be honest, man. Joe Biden, the, like, everything about the Democrats in the past five or six years has been just, like, wacky, insane. Agreed. You know, I'll be honest, though. Like, Obama really made me angry.

Yeah. Because I was like, I'm going to vote for this guy. And then he's like, and then as soon as he gets in office, he's like, the first thing I'm going to do, blow up some kids. And I was like, what? What? Bro, man. What do you think is the higher percentage of what's going to happen?

Hillary becomes a VP and then Joe Biden dies while in office. Or she takes his place as a nominee. I think. Both are hypotheticals. Not saying that this is going to happen. But what do you think has the higher percentage of what would happen? not saying that this is going to happen but what do you think has the higher percentage of what what would happen which would which you think is going to happen i don't know between this if those are the only two choices those are the only two choices

you got because i honestly think those are both really really low oh yeah i agree i agree the probability of this happening is low i think she'd take vp and that's it yeah yeah i don't think she'd replace him as a candidate okay Okay. Because he's a shield. It was take the VP and then Biden dies. That was actually the first choice. You got to say the whole thing. Oh, and then Biden dies. Yeah.

No, I don't think. I don't think. If it was between those two, she would take VP and then he would die. Yeah. But I don't think so. I think it'll be like a Cheney Bush thing. Yeah. Okay.

Where it's like, you know, clearly the VP is, you know, pulling the strings and running the show. And you get some, you know, here's what I said they're going to do. Listen, I want you to imagine this. Joe Biden's in a wheelchair. Okay. They put a blanket on his lap. His head is down. And he's just like snoring and muttering.

And they wheel him in. And he's one. And they bring him to the, you know, the back room by the sun. You know, and they put him up against the window. And there's a nice little sunbeam on his lap. And he's warm and cozy and falls asleep to the back room by the sun. And they put him up against the window. And there's a nice little sunbeam on his lap. And he's warm and cozy and falls asleep. Oh, I'm picturing it. And then Hillary sits at the Resolute desk.

Yep. And he just stays asleep the whole time. Right. Yeah. I can see that. I picture it. The dude can't be president. And so it's funny because we've heard it over and over again from tons of different people about Joe Biden's mental health, from progressives, from conservatives.

Everybody knows. Everybody. Everybody does. Yeah. It's like, it reminds me of Legend of Zelda. It's a secret to everybody. You remember that saying from the original Zelda game? Mm-mm.

The first one? The very first Zelda game, there were, like, certain areas where you could put a bomb in front of a mountain. Yeah. And then you'd walk in, and there's a dude, and he says, it's a secret to everybody, and that he gives you money. And it's a secret way to get rupees for buying stuff. Dope. And I'm like, what that means to me is everyone knows that Biden can't be the president. Okay.

Except Biden. I think even he knows. I don't be the president. Okay. Except Biden. I think even he knows. I don't think he knows. I think he knows. Maybe. Biden be slipping, you know. That's what it is. As much as most of us are open about it, I think all the resistance people, they know it.

And they're pretending. And that's what I think it's like. It's a secret to everyone. It's like the secret is that they're planning on stopping out Joe Biden. Everybody knows, but everyone's kind of like looking at each other, you know, shifty-eyed. Is that like the elephant in the room, basically? The elephant in the room?

Yeah. No. No one wants to talk about, but it's so blaringly obvious. Kind of, but the elephant room is like there's a big problem that no one wants to address. It's kind of. How is that not the same? Yeah, that seems the same to me. This this is a pretty big problem he can't be president he his mind is slipping because his ass is slipping they're putting him there on purpose that's why i think it's different

okay like but they've they've put they've propped him up and so it's it's not it's it's kind of like that could maybe work elephant in the room but i think it's more so that we all know there is a game afoot yeah clearly and we we had that woman that the director of communication say on uh what show was that on uh was it fox yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was bill hemmer she said that's his name right i'm not sure not sure what you're referring to right fox news is america's newsroom bill hemmer is that his name i I think so. Yeah, Google it. Thank you. Appreciate it. She said, we are not officially nominating Joe Biden to defeat Donald Trump. And everybody was like, whoa, did she just admit it? Yeah.

Because what does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? So you're nominating to defeat himself? To defeat who? He's going against Donald Trump. Or is he straight up saying we're not choosing biden to go up against trump yeah she said that the convention must happen because we're not officially nominating joe biden to defeat donald trump something like i'm paraphrasing

because i remember the full quote but it's something like that yeah and so the argument is like to be fair maybe she's saying we're not only nominating joe biden just to defeat trump but why wouldn't she say it that way agreed it sounded like she was saying she knows it ain't gonna be biden and i think deep down we all know it too oh yeah especially after the fart joe biden farted yes in case you missed it i think deep down we all know man oh yeah I think so. Yeah. So, I don't know. I think it's always funny to talk about Hillary Clinton potentially running because everyone hates her guts. But let's be real, man. Everybody hates her.

I know. What are they thinking? What are the Dems thinking? I don't think it'll be Hillary. Do they think that that's going to work? Nothing they do, I feel, can work right now. Dude. They're backed into a corner.

They should just sit in the corner. Let's stay there for a while and recollect their thoughts. Let's go back to 2008, right? Okay. Barack Obama, celebrity candidate. Yeah. Charismatic, strong, youthful. Man, he had it.

A lot of people really liked this guy. And then he did, you know, really authoritarian expanse, like, wow. National Defense Authorization Act, indefinite detention provisions, extra judicial assassinations, FISA spying, like, wow, he had it all. Spying on journalists, prosecuting more whistleblowers than all other presidents combined. And still got all the left to love him the whole time. He got reelected. Well, yeah, but he was a celebrity, right?

Exactly. And they loved it. But think about, so his reelection, Mitt Romney. What is Mitt Rom right? Exactly. And they loved it. But think about, so his re-election, Mitt Romney. What is Mitt Romney? Seriously. Fart noise. Thank you. So Obama still had it.

I think Trump's approval rating is higher than Obama's was at the same time in his first term. But then look at 2016. What did the Democrats have to offer after Obama? It was like, what was it, like Martin O'Malley or something was the guy's name? Oh, gosh, I don't remember. It was like two people. Putting me on the spot. It was like two what was it, like Martin O'Malley or something was the guy's name? Oh, gosh, I don't remember. It was like two people. Putting me on the spot. It was like two people and Hillary.

And then they, like, but then Bernie pops up out of nowhere. Right. And created chaos. I only remember Bernie. Yeah. It's true. Bernie steps up. But even without Bernie, why didn't the Democrats have any nominees?

It really felt like in 2008, Hillary was like look that people thought she was going to win and then obama came in and took it away so then she you know she gets a role in you know obama's administration then come to the 2015 2015 uh 2016 cycle which includes 2015 yeah the democratic candidates were like some randos no one knew or cared about there was no personality there was no plan it was just hillary yeah and people hate her. They really do. The basket of deplorables thing. I tried to watch her documentary. Me and Ian were talking about it. We need to just force ourselves to watch this and see what it's about. And the first thing is like, man, everyone hates her.

Why? What is it about it? And then they're like, it's such a puff piece. It's insane. I couldn't watch it anymore. I had to shut it off. I was like, I can't do it. I they're like it's such a puff piece it's insane i couldn't watch it anymore i had to shut it off i was like i can't i can't do it i can't do it kill me now yeah like we we mentioned this the other day where they did the the the debate between trump and hillary but gender swapped it oh yeah that's right and then like man i i've watched i watched a clip of it and seeing the guy be hillary i'm like i don't like him i don't like that person so what's what's fascinating is the primary in Michigan. Yeah.

It was with Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden. And Joe Biden crushed sweeping everything. This is bad news for Trump. The Bernie people thought they would win Michigan because they beat Hillary there last time. Yeah. But that just shows you how much people really, really hated Hillary. Listen to Hillary talk. She talks like someone who feels entitled to everybody's worship, almost. Like, you don't worship me? Do you know the story?

Yeah, seriously. Do you know the story about her on some Air Force cargo plane or something? No, what is it? I don't know the full story, so I could be getting it totally wrong. But I read this somewhere. She's on this Air Force jet or plane or something. No, what? What are you doing? And then she goes, again. Yeah.

And apparently the guy came up and refilled a drink for her. Wow. So I heard that because like some guy wrote a book. I don't know if it's true or not. So, you know, factoring me. But I think stories like that, we would absolutely want to believe true. But we want to believe it because it really does seem like it fits her personality. Yeah.

You're like this, like, you will get me a drink. That's what people don't like about her. It's true. Look at the primary. What people don't realize is one of the things that got Trump a victory was how much they despised Hillary. It's true. Trump won some states by only a few thousand votes. So the people who think that Biden can't win, that hubris, I think things have changed.

Well, his approval rating has gone up. I mean, I considered myself Democrat for the longest time. I mean, I don't consider myself Republican, but I'm going to vote for Trump. I don't want some rando. I don't want Biden. I definitely don't want Hillary. So it's like they got me to change my mind. I just don't like any of them.

I don't mind watching Trump on the TV. It makes me laugh. But as president, it's not my choice. Considering now they've placed Biden up against them, now they've actually got like, you ever play Metal Gear Solid? The exclamation point? That's what happened when they were like, Biden. I was like, oh, God.

It's like, look, Trump, I think. I was like, oh, God. Right. It's like, look, Trump, I think. Or whenever he talks at all. Same thing. Biden? Yeah. Yeah. The fart. It's happening again.

Yeah. When Trump talks, I laugh. Yeah. And sometimes I facepalm. Like the Joe. Have you seen the Joe Scarborough tweets? No. He's been tweeting like relentlessly about MSNbc joe scarborough because like in 2000 an

intern working for scarborough was found dead in his uh his office or whatever oh geez a couple months later he resigns and it's like it's like a a big conspiracy like people think was a cover-up and i'm just like i don't know anything about it man i get it uh people are concerned about corruption and like you know this guy getting away with it. He was a Republican at the time. Yikes. And Trump keeps tweeting about it over and over again. And I'm just like, I don't care, dude. Look, when you rag on CNN and Jim Acosta, I'm laughing. I really am, because I'm like, these people are they kind of deserve it. Well, it's like. Deserve. All right. Right. Yeah. They're just bad people who make a mockery of journalism, who are lying all day.

And Joe Scarborough has a lot of issues for sure. He's actually said some complimentary things towards Trump. You know, he's just another guy with his opinion. And it's one thing if Trump came out and tweeted something like Joe Scarborough said this. He's totally wrong. What a moron. I'd laugh. But when he starts bringing up stuff from 20 years ago about like some conspiracy stuff,

I'm like, dude, you're not arguing about it. That's what I don't like about the Democrats. They say Trump is bad. Trump is racist. And I'm like, those aren't arguments that you're not telling me anything. Right. So if Trump wants to come out and complain about MSNBC, he's not telling me anything. I don't know what I'm supposed to, I'm supposed to feel about that.

I'm like, dude, I don't know what you think is going to happen with Joe Scarborough. Yeah, I feel you. So it's like, yeah. i digress the main point was trump has vulnerabilities and the according to the new york times his base is bigger than ever his favorability is way up and he's got a higher approval rating or he did i should say in the last gallup poll than uh obama and bush for the same time period. I think Clinton's was higher. But Clinton did dip in a certain period. So that, it bodes well for Trump.

But when you take into consideration how much people hated Hillary Clinton, you might get a bunch of passive, like we mentioned, like these leftists who don't, these liberals, whatever you want to call them, who don't read the news or anything, and they're just like, no Trump. And so you think about that person, and you think about Hillary person and you think about hillary clinton and donald trump and they're looking at hillary going oh and they're hitting like trump over and over again and then you look at today and they see trump and biden they go oh biden it's like obama yeah that's what that dude said on the rogan podcast what's his name tim dillon

was that tim dillon that was um oh crap i can't remember i think it was right yeah yeah he said he said people are gonna go up for biden because it gives them nostalgia to the Obama years. That's why every single time Biden was debating anyone, first thing he would say is, well, when me and Obama were, you know, Obama, it's like every other word was Obama. It's like, stop saying Obama. Oh, Biden-bama. Oh, Biden-bama. Yes. Yeah, man. I don't know. That was frustrating. We'll see, stop saying Obama. Oh, Biden-bama. Oh, Biden-bama. Yes. Yeah, man. I don't know. That was frustrating.

We'll see what's going to happen. We can speculate in politics all day and night. But how about we talk about something else? So we have a couple options. Yes. We have racism. Oh, gosh. Or outer space. Well, you know my vote. Yeah, you know my vote, I think. I was on the edge of my seat. I was really excited to watch them launch into space. really so i really cool space yeah definitely yeah i feel

like we did that yesterday out of space this is cool we got a diagram of the spacex rockets but first bad news as most of you know the spacex first manned rocket launch was called off well just pushed three days back. Well, it says called off. But I'm building suspense, man. Give me a break. I know, but that's incorrect. That's false information.

No, it's true. It wasn't called off. It is technically the truth. The best kind of the truth. Yes. It was called off to be postponed until Saturday. So it's going to happen. So many extra words for nothing.

For fun. It was a storm all right but here's what i said this early on i'm gonna say it again elon musk i think in all likelihood it's fair to say or at least from the way i view the world most important human being on the planet you know what i am inclined to agree with you because you're right we we do need something to unite us and we're not united no this won't unite us are you sure i'm positive we have seen it you know man like i know it's cliche to hear tim pool complain about the left to be honest but they're complaining that he's wasting money on other planets instead of our own and people are saying things like could you

imagine if elon musk was spending money on health care instead of rockets and i'm like do you know that like a lot of advancements in technology were developed through space funding like true a lot of technologies and more importantly do you know that the money that elon musk spends stays on earth yeah they don't get that and he's spending it in america too right you spend it here it hires people it pays for equipment and they build a rocket. And then the rocket goes to another planet. Yeah, he's bringing space launching back to America. That's huge. We had to pay Russia so

much money to use their rocket to put one American into space. I don't actually have the numbers, but that's the truth. We needed Russia. We needed their rocket because they have the Soyuz that they've been bringing us into space. Now we can do it on our own.

That only costs like $1.5 million to go up into space. That's incredibly cheap. Reusable rockets. Now we're not paying Russia. Why aren't we talking about that? That's huge. When he fired, when he launched the Tesla into outer space. Yeah, everyone's complaining.

But it was all these Karens, bro. Yeah. It's Karen culture. Something I can complain about. Yes. We should be spending that money on healthcare for people, not putting a car in outer space. I love the Karen voice.

It was a test flight. It was a payload test. They needed to put something in there that weighed a certain amount. Exactly. And that's pretty cool. And he runs Tesla. So he put a guy, the astronaut a certain amount. Exactly. And that's pretty cool. And he runs Tesla. So he put a guy, the astronaut, the dummy in it. And the other thing, too, is, like, it's inspirational.

It's like, how many little kids saw that, you know, hot rod red convertible in outer space with the astronaut in it, and they were like, wow. I want to be that astronaut. Yeah. You ever see that video of Elon Musk crying when he found out, like, Buzz Aldrin or whatever criticized him no what is it what did he say I don't know exactly what happened but let me see if I can google it

real quick yeah Elon cried he cries a lot it was a little emotional here we go Elon Musk almost Neil Armstrong here we go what is this I don't know exactly what happened

appearing teary eyed over a Neil Armstrong reaction. What was he reacting to? What was that all about? I thought it was Buzz Aldrin. Let's click cried and see what happens. Elon Musk almost in tears. Anyway, look, whatever, man. We'll bring it back to the actual story.

Yeah. But he was being criticized. Okay. As, like, something, I don't know know, like some kid playing with toys or whatever. And it was like for him it was devastating because. He was probably, it was probably a hero of his. Yeah, seriously. Buzz Aldrin.

Being tall like a dude. He's like one of the greatest, you know, known. I don't know if it was Buzz. I think it was like Neil Armstrong or whatever. Another one. It's the same thing. Same echelon of spaceman. It's like, man, you went to the moon.

Like, wow. You know, man, you went to the moon. Like, wow. He probably looked up to him forever. So now to hear him criticize him, that's probably devastating. I get it. I think Elon's cried before, too. He's an eccentric dude. He is a little off. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I don't think so either. Well, in principle,

and then when Elon Musk tweets some crazy nonsense and people are like, their stocks are crashing in principle, and then when Elon Musk tweets some crazy, crazy nonsense, and people are like, their stocks are crashing, and the company's freaking out, and then it's like he's being accused of,

like, shorting the market and all the other crazy stuff. It's like, you know, whatever, I'm not going to say he's exactly like Trump, but... They have a lot in common? There's some weird overlap between the eccentric billionaire personality types. You know what I mean?

Maybe something about being eccentric makes you more likely to be a billionaire. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah. Take risks. Well, let's talk about why we got to go to Mars, man. Yeah, let's talk about it. It's because of this. It's because a tiny asteroid super close to Earth, flyby, shows planetary protection in action.

This asteroid. Yeah, I don't know how many people know about this. This asteroid, if it hit us, do you know what would have happened? It would have burned up in the atmosphere and we would never have noticed. That is true, yes. Now, hold on, hold on. No, I'm working it up to it. Okay, you do it then.

I'm just glad we're talking about this. Hold on, hold on. Actually, actually, to be fair, we have this story. Huge asteroid 1998 OR2 will zip harmlessly by Earth April 29th. See the telescope. This one, even bigger. Yeah, that was a much bigger one, yeah. And you know what would have happened if this one hit us?

How big was this one, did they say? Was that the four kilometer one? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, that's Chicxulub that actually hit us. Oh, okay, the biggest one. 1.1 miles. Okay, that's Chicxulub that actually hit us. Oh, okay. The biggest one. 1.1 miles. Okay, that's Chicxulub size. Oh, that's no joke.

2.5 miles. So if that asteroid hit us, we would all be dead. The little one was the joke. Yeah. But when they show that little asteroid, they're like, hey, look, you know, our planetary defense works or whatever. It's like it alerted us that it was coming. This thing starts coming. This thing hits us.

We don't exist anymore. That's correct. We're gone. We would be dead. Yeah. Well, there would be mole people. Like, you know, the people who live under Las Vegas and New York? Yes, those people.

I don't even know about that. Morlocks. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if that would work because it was like that asteroid turned the sky to molten lava, essentially. The sky? Yes, because what happened was when it hit, it kicked up so much dust into the atmosphere that covered the entire planet. So when it was reentering the planet, it was clumping together and then burning.

So the whole sky was fire. Yeah, but you're underground, right? It lasted for a long time. It wasn't just like, and it's over. Listen, listen. There are people who live under New York City. It's a big, complex maze. Yes.

And there are rats. So right now, they go up for food, right? But let's say this massive thing hits Australia, right? Okay. And then it wraps around the planet, and then eventually reaches New York. You know, we go a couple thousand years of the subterranean mole people. They eat the rats. The rats breed from

eating, you know, funguses. And you got mole people that live underground and are pale with big eyes and they eat rats. Okay. Huh. That's humanity's fate. Oh, good. I'm very excited about the future. Unless... Is that better than extinction? Unless we get to Mars

and get to the moon and we start setting up, going into space comfortably that we can get out and handle something. That seems more exciting. Like the Chuck's Lub meteorite. Can we... You know, to be fair, though, as much as I can praise Elon Musk for trying to do this,

I think one of the problems is our method of transportation. Strapping someone of the problems is our method of transportation. Strapping someone to the tip of a giant metallic tube and putting a bunch of explosives in it and firing the explosive at the back to launch them into space. We got to figure out, I don't know, man, some kind of anti-grav or whatever. What was the, you were telling me about the Virgin plane?

Oh, they tried doing orbit through, yeah, Virgin orbit. 747 or something it was like attached to the top then once they get as high as they can they launch it it didn't work because elon musk commented on it he said orbit is hard you know it took us i think four tries that was their first attempt but that could be big it could really lower the cost if if virgin can figure out how to get into orbit from just flying up yeah Yeah, yeah. Significantly cheaper then. Yeah, but it's not even about that because like jets, it's, you know, to be honest, I understand the achievement humans have made with like creating the jet turbine engine. These massive, you know, Rolls Royce things or whatever. Yeah.

Can make a 200 ton object fly. It's impressive. Yeah, it is. But all we're really doing is like swimming. Okay. We need to manipulate some natural forces. Okay. Maybe it's a sci-fi pipe dream. So it's like basically it's learning how to manipulate

gravity. That would be the thing we need to figure out. Because we're spending so much energy to get off the planet. To escape gravity. Right. And then think about how long it takes to even get to Mars. Seven months. And it's inhospitable. So what are we going to do?

Somebody mentioned firing 150,000 nukes at the ice caps to begin the terraformation process. And then it would still take decades to centuries. And it would also irradiate all of that water. Well, nukes are intentionally radioactive. So they could theoretically create bombs that don't create...

Oh, okay. So, yeah, I believe there are some very, very, very powerful nuclear bombs that have no radioactive footprint. Oh, I didn't know that. Wow, today I learned. Interesting. Well, I'm not completely sure. I'm not an expert on nuclear weapons.

I just did a segment one time for Discovery Channel. Awesome. So it's like we looked at all these different weapons and their radiuses. Radia? And what we learned is that many of them are intentionally radioactive. So that you have physical destruction of

resource followed by organic destruction of human beings. That's a mess. Yeah, but anyway. Yeah, we're kind of getting sidetracked. No, no. I think this is an important conversation. beings that's a mess yeah but anyway anyway yeah we're kind of getting sidetracked no no look at that no no i think this is uh this is an important conversation maybe maybe we we do irradiate mars and then for what a couple decades we're not going to be there we're terraforming the

planet maybe we is it too cold though is the gravity too weak is there an atmosphere those are the problems there is a very thin atmosphere can Can it sustain a real atmosphere? The thing is, here's what no one's thinking about. Earth has a magnetic field. Mars lost that magnetic field a long time ago. Mars used to look like Earth. It had running water. We know this.

So the magnetic field being gone, it's bombarded by all sorts of stuff from space. Atmosphere or not, it doesn't have a magnetic field. So solar flares are going to hit Mars and just bombard it. Solar flares come at us. Our magnetic field pushes it around us, and we don't feel that. We don't feel that at all. Well, we can see the auroras. That's cool. Right.

That's the result. Well, Mars doesn't have auroras anymore because it just gets hit. So then why go to Mars? I mean, we can have a base there. We can, you know. Like biodomes? Yeah, I guess, you know. It makes more sense to me to go to the moon, you know,

and maybe figure out a way to keep the moon at the same place so it doesn't move away anymore. Well, if we mine it and strip matter from it, would that? I think it would fly away a little. Actually, that's a good point because if it was a little bit lighter, would Earth's gravity be able to maintain it better? I don't know. I mean, it would have to be a significant amount of material. How long until the moon flies away from Earth?

Like a million years, a hundred million years probably. Yeah, we'll be dead long before then if we don't get out of here. Sure, that's true. But at the same time, it is moving away and we don't know the effect. I mean, it affects our planet. You know when it was in the time of the dinosaurs, it was like 4,000 miles away from Earth. It's massive in the sky, right? It was massive. It was crazy. Imagine the water being pulled as it spun around how far away is it now uh i don't know the exact uh oh let me check the exact distance because to understand the difference yeah of like why 4000 is significant you gotta

know where it is now it is 238 900 miles away yeah do you imagine looking up and just seeing like it's like it's like that Zelda game, Thor's Mask. There'd be nothing but moon. At night, it was as bright as day on the planet Earth. Well, if it was a full moon, anyway. That was when the moon first got formed, you're saying? Or when? When the dinosaurs were roaming the Earth.

It was formed significantly longer before that. But when they were roaming, it was huge. So when was that? 300 million years ago or something? That makes sense. 60 million, I think? 60 million? I don't know.

Actually, I have the Chicxulub. I think we've got to fact check this, because think about it. How far away is the moon moving from Earth every year? Like an inch and a half. So what's a million inches? I don't know. How many what's a million inches? I don't know. How many miles is a million inches?

Miles. Oh my gosh. So divide it by 12, and then 5,000. I'm trying to find when chicks live. I don't think that math adds up. Oh, exponential. Yeah, that's fine. I don't know. That's what I was saying. I don't know the exact math. I'm just kind of riffing off

what I was... I mean, we can find out. It's a lot closer though, right? I don't know the exact math i don't think i'm just kind of i don't think it was riffing off what i was uh i got me can find out yeah let's let's pull it a lot closer though right i didn't know that that's really interesting why has it let's see the uh let's see the data all right all right that'd be cool though if like the tide it was like an interstellar yeah where the tide was a gigantic like 300 foot wall coming in that would not be maybe that would be fun i don't know i'm sure surfers would be like yes yeah but they were standing in like two feet of water so like you'd ride to the top and fall to your death that's a good point very exciting and you're and you're on this planet and it's like seven every hour there are seven years on earth were you able to find it? Okay, so it was 4,000 miles closer. Oh, okay.

That makes way more sense. Right now it's 240,000 miles away. Yeah. So it was bigger, though, for sure. Bigger in the sky. Yeah, yeah. It was 2% bigger. 2%?

Really, that's it? No, I don't know what this is, actually. This is just a random answer I'm finding. But it would have a noticeable effect on everything else. So I mean what happens when the moon finally just breaks away and leaves?

The tides stop. That's going to be a problem. That's a big part of our planet is the tides. Think about it. It shifts the whole ocean as it spins around. It stays wherever the moon is. That's where the tides. Think about it. It shifts the whole ocean as it spins around. Yeah, the water goes around. Yeah, it stays wherever the moon is.

That's where the tides are. That's crazy. And that moves our entire planet of water. And us. We're made of water. We've been taught that. It's like we're 75% water or something, human beings. Yeah, something like that.

Let's deal with the real problem, man. We're all lunatics. The real problem is everything we're doing now is cute. Okay. Yeah, we'll build a biodome on Mars, but is it really going to be a sustainable functioning habitat where humans grow and flourish? And if the Earth gets blown up

for whatever reason, are the Martians going to be able to do anything? Or are they going to be dependent upon Earth? What we really got to talk about is we need faster travel, we need better propulsion. We need better energy efficiency. Truth. And we need to terraform a planet and get a magnetic field going. I don't know if we

can do that. Yeah, what do we do? Do we like drill to the center of Mars and nuke the core like in that movie? Remember the movie? Yeah, the core. That's what it was called. The core. The core. Like the Earth's core was stopping so they launched a bunch of nukes to make it spin again. Well, there's no guarantee that would work. That's a movie. No, no.

I don't think that would work. We need liquid. It needs liquid iron. And I don't know what's in the middle of Mars, but I know Earth has liquid iron in our core, and that's why we have a magnetic field. To generate a force field. Yeah. To keep out all those nasty particles and radiation and whatnot.

Yeah, we need that. So then it's right now, if we're talking about launching rockets into space to colonize things, it does seem like a waste of time. Maybe we need to start working on those Tic Tac UFO ships everybody keeps talking about. Maybe we need to build that. Yeah, that'd be fun.

Unless we could also figure out better cryogenics. Suspended animation. Nobody's even working on that. So then what we do is we so there's so much crazy stuff

we gotta talk about, man. Check it out. If we put people if we built a big space station and a Mars and a moon base and then used those

to create a massive vessel in space because it would be it would be very, very difficult to get a very large vehicle off of the Earth. Right, right. You build it in space, right?

You put people in suspended animation, and then you kick them off to Alpha Centauri or some, you know, who knows where. You calculate everything, and you cross your fingers, and nothing knocks you off course, and it might. And then you're heading in suspended animation for a thousand years to make it to this new planet where humans will land in a ship, and you're with, like, several hundred people, and that's it. That's life. And in those thousand years, while you're all frozen, a new vessel developed on Earth whizzes right past you and they point and they're like, look, wow. And then they meet you there and then finally

you wake up as a new planet and it's just their cities and it's the same exact problems. Global warming and like overpopulation. That's pretty funny. And you're like, we should have just waited. That sounds like a really good book premise that you just gave to whoever out there is out there like, I needed a new idea.

That's pretty good though. I like it. It's one of the perceived problems with space travel that right now we're doing all these things where we're like, we're going to rocket to Mars. But in 50 years,

we might have developed anti-grav maybe in a hundred years, who knows? And so then all of the work being done to go these long distances is just completely made obsolete by better technology. Or we just figure out how to step into the fourth dimension. Yeah, there you go. Just walk over and enter back in in a different spot. You know, that makes more sense.

Yep. Warping space-time. Yep. And it might seem impossible to us now, but we've done such amazing feats with manipulating reality already. So I'm imagining like, what is it, Voyager is the satellite

that like exited the solar system? Yeah, Voyager 1 and 2. I'm imagining we're like, you know, we're all going like, wow, it finally left. And then in a hundred years, you can like drive up to it and be like, there it is.

Look at that Voyager. And there's like a security detail. Yeah. And it's like, you wake up, you go back to Earth because you can travel at ridiculous speeds and you you wake up it's like a 10 minute commute you're like i do security for the voyager as it travels you know yeah it's like a 10 minute drive and then i just basically get stationed next to it because you don't want anyone messing with it of course yeah you know and that's your job and people like

people are coming and taking pictures like, could you imagine? So the other thing is time dilation. Right, the faster you go, the slower time is. So will people on Mars, because there's a lot to consider here. Mars is less dense. There's less gravity. It's much smaller. Would that mean they would experience time going faster than we would or slower? If it's smaller?

Yeah, I don't know. The Mars day is different than the Earth day. That has nothing to? Yeah, I don't know. The Earth, the Mars day is different than the Earth day. That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. So, time dilation is like, if the faster you go, the slower time goes. Right. So we need to consider a couple things. The speed of the

planet Mars compared to the speed of the planet Earth. That's what I was just referencing. I'm not talking about days, though. I'm talking about the actual kilometers per hour the planet is actually moving. Okay. So they did this experiment. Specifics. I think they did this.

They took two stopwatches, and they put one in like a mock jet and one on a table. Okay. And they had it zoom around as fast as it could. Cool. And it came back, and they had different times when it landed. Huh. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

I could be wrong about that. This is not news. This is me reading fun stuff on the internet mind you fact check me but the general idea i want to know about that though that sounds cool the faster you go right time slows down from your perspective that is true though actually i was watching the scott kelly documentary because he went up and spent it wasn't a full year it was like 348 days or something in space. And he has a twin.

And they came out and he's like, ha-ha, I'm a little younger than my twin now. So think about it this way. Can you look up the speed Earth is traveling around the sun and the speed Mars is traveling around the sun? Okay. And while you're doing that, the general idea is if you on Mars, and Mars is traveling less than the speed of Earth, then you would be moving slower and experience time faster than the people on Earth would. Unless Earth is traveling faster. So if, like, Earth is going, like, 100,000 kilometers an hour, Mars is going 75, then you're traveling at different speeds. You'll experience time differently. So you get old on Mars.

Well, you would perceive time the exact same, but you'd look to Earth and it's like a federation outpost and everyone there is like you're supposed to be here in two weeks and you're like i'll be there in two weeks then you get there and you you're you're in the warp nine and you get there in two weeks and it's like it's been two weeks and now you're here that would just not be how things happen right because earth is traveling way different speeds from whatever that star base is it could literally be like the star base is moving zero and the earth is moving so like you're in different spaces and time well the whole thing about star trek though is when they when they

went to warp there was a warp field around their ship right that prevented time dilation but what i mean is right you're right yes okay i thought so but what i'm saying is if mars is traveling at you know x an hour and Earth is traveling Y, then the people living there would both experience time at different rates to each other. So then, if you were traveling from Earth to Mars, they would perceive it as taking longer or shorter or whatever until you met up with them and then synchronized with their speed. So I want to bring it back to the reason why we need to get back into space. Where is this article that shows the path? So there was this, you know, the tiny one, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Here it is. So I want you guys to see how close. This is the best we have right here. This one here? No, no, scroll down. Okay. So this is, if you can see right here, this is the little one that came, and this is Earth. So it came within 4,000 miles of Earth.

That is incredibly close. Now, it was only, like, I don't know, what is it, 20 feet wide or something? Yeah. You're right. It would have burned up in our atmosphere. But they found it hours ahead. So what I'm saying is we need to be able to handle this kind of thing if it is the next Chuxulub that's going to hit us. And just back in 1998, there was that one that was four miles wide.

It could have been four miles. I don't know exactly the size of it. Then maybe what we should be doing right now, first and foremost, before Mars, maybe Elon's wrong, moon base. Yeah. Then we need gigantic space biodome. And we can have, maybe we don't get chronogenics, right? Maybe you literally just have generations of families who live on a spaceship. I think that's going to happen.

The problem with that is generations forget. And you will have, by the third or fourth generation, people who have never experienced Earth and know nothing about it. Probably. But if they ultimately... The belters. You've seen Expanse, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool.

It's cool. People that just grew up in the belt. They got really long, really tall because they don't have gravity. And then you go to Earth and they're just like, oh. They can't move. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was reading about how we could do artificial gravity right now with just like a spinning ship like we often see.

Right. It doesn't work. It does technically, but the reason I was reading is that it creates an angular force, which makes you feel. You can get used to it, but you can feel a pull in a direction due to the rotation. Oh. It's not a downward force. It's an angular force. Okay.

I can see what you mean. So it's spinning. So it makes people feel sick. You could probably get used to it, especially if you were born into it. Sure you would. And then you'd land on Earth and you'd be like,

help me. This is weird. But not even that. Your whole perception would be thrown off. But then maybe that's it. Maybe we load up people on this massive biodome vessel

and then 12 generations later they finally make it to that planet. Well, we got the Kobayashi Maru space tracking system. This is the Space Force. Space Force receives its Kobayashi Maru space tracking system. So this is something they're actually working on at the Space Force is essentially tracking all interstellar objects that could potentially destroy us kobayashi it's kind of funny honor to star trek right well which is kind of weird because the

kobayashi maru was unbeatable right so i know it was it was to see what captains would do in an unwinnable situation so it's kind of i don't know it's a little silly because it doesn't exactly fit the lore but it's it's still good to know that they have this stuff, that they're actually... This is, I think, one of the most important things we've got to do, is if they're... Like, you know, that movie... What is the movie with the thing coming to hit us?

Which one? The asteroid coming to hit us. What was it? Apocalypse? No. Oh, there's Deep Impact. Deep Impact and Armageddon. Armageddon, yeah. Same movies, basically. So it's the same movies, but that's actually really a potential like we need to be

able to handle that if it comes because it's a possibility like things fly by our planet all the time do you remember when i was talking uh with joe about um like the ark project leaving venus and then coming to earth and terraforming it. And I think there's actually even a simpler way of explaining what the story could be. What if we were the children of the Ark project that wasn't a collapsing or dying planet? Okay. It's a planet, you know, a thousand light years away. That was like, we're going to load y'all up on a ship, have at it.

And what if the aliens... A different solar system completely. What if the aliens we see are actually just people? Ooh. Interesting. And so it's like, imagine this way. You've seen Battlestar Galactica. Yeah. So they actually end up on Earth in the end.

Spoiler! So, I mean, at this point, if you haven't seen it, this is not a 20-year-old 20 years now. Amazing show. I thought it was actually Earth, or just an earth-like planet that they found i thought it was earth i don't know yeah like ancient earth i thought that was the earth i thought it was whatever the point is i don't know it relates to the idea anyway right does anybody know you guys know what that is a very advanced civilization of humans okay that inhabit multiple planets and then or maybe even they don't let's say there's a planet somewhere far, far away

and people ask the questions about why it is our solar system is so perfect for us. Like notably how Jupiter keeps the asteroids away from crashing into the inner planets. That does a really good job of that. It's like a powerful filter. And some people think it's divine. That it's, you know, it's the work of the Lord.

Some people think it's just probabilistic. Like, of course we're here. We have a shield. Yep. Many, many shields. Right. It's not just Jupiter. It's many situations.

And what if it's an advanced race on a planet that was under constant bombardment, but humans still, you know, developed? And they said, what if we could find a planet that was perfect? They did. They said that solar system is excellent for a colony yeah and they and that and let's say they take that technology slightly better than ours so they created a massive vessel they called it the ark loaded everybody up carry on and they launched them out and then when that ship finally got here those people had no idea what life used to be like for the past civilization right because it's been a thousand years of flying through space

living in space whatever you know so they come here and they have this just like the ship can't land on earth because it doesn't have the ability to leave the planet it was made in space it stays in space or maybe the ship was named atlantis and then finally landed and then that was like where it everything came from and then finally after years you know millions of years it just crumbled away a hundred thousand years a couple hundred thousand wiped out and erased right right but now like you know like like joe was saying about bob lazarno stuff us finding this ancient tech that's why i brought it up i'm like what if it's ours what if this ship just dropped us off and they and they and then the ship's coming around and they were like unit 70 75 there's

you know three000 of you. This will be your home. We'll never see you again. And then they just drop them off and the ship keeps going. Because think about what we would do. What if we made a big ship with thousands of people on it? Would we just stop at one planet or would it make several stops? Dropping 1,000 people on each planet that is deemed habitable with some resources.

Seeding the universe. So that humans never go extinct what if we are the attempt not to go extinct that'd be crazy that's crazy how much fun is that i think it's great i love it should we now uh jump over to super chats then yeah let's let's go to super chats oh yeah space talk now we're going to read super chats which uh at first is going to be a lot of firsts. So we do things kind of in a first-come, first-served way just because that's the order in which they come in. So the first comments we read are from the other hour of politics, and then we're going to eventually get into the space talk. Well, politics. I don't know how political that was. It was pretty political.

I don't know. See, look at that. The Battlestar ended on Earth. It did. It did end on Earth oh okay interesting but if you haven't already smash that like button

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Who was his VP? Marshall, his dog. Oh. Yeah. Oh, no, sorry. Kanye was his VP. Marshall was in the picture. Marshall. The cutest. Oh, man. Alright, now we're going to read your Super Chat, so if you want to get in uh feel free to do so but i must i must warn everybody as per usual it is very difficult for us to read every single super chat because it's just you know too many super chats so as much as i love and respect everybody for

for you know helping us out supporting the channel and asking your questions it usually comes to a point where we have to skip over smaller super Chats. For that, I apologize. It's just the best way we can do it, I suppose. And now Adam will spin... I'm gonna get the Super Chats going here. He's gonna spin the UFO. There we go. Yes!

Considering we opened with a story about Joe Budden farting, we have none other than I.B. Riponum. Oh, classic. Yes, perfect. He says, I haven't been able to fart for the last couple of lives. Why? Please forgive me, guys. I hope we can still be friends.

I want to, you know what? I want to dedicate the first segment to you, I.B. Riponum. Yeah, that's fair. Because you're consistent. I like that.

And I appreciate you. You be Riponum. Yep. But Joe Biden got your back. Yes. You weren't able to do it. He got you. And Eric Swalwell.

And Swalwell. Yep. That's right. Yeah. Trailblazer. Very honorable for them to do this for us. I.B Eric Swalwell. And Swalwell. Yep. That's right. Trailblazer. Very honorable for them to do this for us. IB then says,

help, they suspended my right to Fardius Corpus. No, no. Oh, no. No, no. It'll be fine. David says, hey, guys,

have you checked the Eurovision songs yet? Also, what is the best karaoke song for someone who can't sing at all asking for a friend? I have no idea. I did check

the Eurovision songs. I haven't, no. Take On Me by AHA yes I gotta do it what check them out yeah

oh right right right people have sent me random different songs too yeah so I gotta check them out this one right here Grim Soul Banisher says Obamacare still hurts

my insurance isn't accepted because of Cali policy due to Obamacare the hospital wants 65% up front for my daughter's surgery I recently was trying to call a local, like, what is it called? I don't know. General practitioner.

General practitioner. And they told me, like, we can't accept your insurance. And I was like, what do I do? And they're like, I don't know. And I'm like, excuse me? Who do I call? You're the one who's near my house. And they were like, I'm sorry, we can't help you. And I said, why? And they said, Obamacare. Are you serious? And I was like, what?

And I was like, this is the closest general practitioner to my house. It's like, I haven't been for a physical or any kind of checkup in a really long time. Sorry, can't help you. That made me angry.

And I said, okay, if I get rid of my insurance, am I good? And they go, oh, absolutely. And I was like, seriously? If I get rid of my insurance, then I can come to you? Yes.

And I said, okay, I'll do it right now. No, it takes two months. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Of course it does. Can't you just not use your insurance? Nope. Or it has to go through their system?

I said, I'm talking about a physical, man. I'm talking about coming in. I'm 34. I've been a doctor in a long time. And they were like, nope, you're in database with Obamacare. And the first thing we do, regardless of how you want to pay, is we look it up. And I was like, are you serious? It's like I can't even just come in and be like, yo doc, what up?

That made me so mad. Yeah, that sucks. Yep. Kyle Buchanan says, I live in a town where the city manager got a 25k bonus and then he laid off half of the firefighters and EMS. Don't you love people like that? It's great, isn't it? Greed.

Grim Soul Banisher says, also two bucks to spin it. Love you guys. Well, Adam did. We got it. I got to spin it a little bit for him. He didn't pay. Sean Turek says, I'm late to the party.

Where did you get the UFO? In an Instagram advertisement. There's a little $2 spin there. There you go. It's an expensive lamp, to be honest. Is it? Yeah, I think it's a couple hundred bucks. It's pretty cool.

Is it really? I thought it was a little bit less. It's grown on me. I don't know know i thought it was like 80 bucks was it yeah that's what i thought okay maybe oh okay there you go yeah they can google it unless i got ripped off on instagram that's always possible that's possible yeah sucker oh yeah it happens dude i buy stuff on instagram all the time i do too it's terrible i bought these things i refuse they're they're they're they're uh spring knee braces okay that they're like they're like knee pads with backwards i've seen i've seen that ad and i'm like you're right and i actually saw a they're spring knee braces that they're like knee pads

I've seen that ad and I'm like right and I actually saw a report saying they're BS and they don't do anything they hurt I'm like I'm going to put these on my knees and then when I'm skating it'll absorb some of the impact right

nope it actually made it way worse so I took them off. I'm like, this is garbage. Yeah. But they actually do have knee braces that actually do help. It's not the springs in the back. It's the sidebars that provide resistance. And they're not really for sports.

It's for if you have weak knees and you need support. And so those are just medical devices. So I'm like, I'm not going to wear a gigantic knee brace with bars mounted on the side. I was thinking, like, I'm imagining in my head, like, you know, Iron Man. And I've got, like, these things. And I'm like, yeah, I can jump really high. And I'm like, yeah, this is going to be so awesome. And it was $20.

And I get them. They're made of plastic and, like, a spring. And I'm like, what is this? They got your $20. They did. That's all they wanted. It reminds me of the kids, like, in those old stories where, like, they have the comic book in the 50s. In the back, it's, like, x-ray specs.

Yep. And they mail in, you know, a quarter or something. And they get them. And they, like, in those old stories where, like, they have the comic book in the 50s. In the back, it's, like, x-ray specs. Yep. And they mail in, you know, a quarter or something. Yeah. And they get them, and they're like, aw. Yeah. They don't do anything. That happens to every kid, I think. Well, not ordering out of the back of a magazine, but let's see.

David says, about to be 34, too old to get back on the longboard. Also moved to Syracuse, reopened our Supermall. Amazon is here. Drone Technology Central. Hmm. It is not too old. Not at all. Just go to a store and figure it out. Find a

board that's comfortable. Learn your balance on it and you're good. We've been skating every day. We had a session today and it was one of the worst I've ever had. For you. Oh gosh. I witnessed this. It was terrible. Let me tell a story. I've been skating for 20 years.

Oh, man. This never happened to me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not true. It happened last week. No, no, no. Okay, this is severe. Last week was like a warning.

Oh, no. Yeah, your board warned you, like, don't do that. I've been skating for 20 years, and I've never got nutted before. Oh. And so last week I was skating, and I got a light flick. Yeah. Like, I did a trick. I fell, and it popped up. And I was like, oh, man, oh, man. I was skating and I got a light flick like I did a trick, I fell and it popped up and I was like oh man oh man, kept skating, today, no, today was

nollie 360 flip and I didn't, wait we can do this here oh yeah let's demonstrate this, here's his legs I'm just going to do the landing, so he lands one foot there one foot on the tail and it popped the board right into the goods. Full force, all my weight. Oh, yeah. Slamming. I watched it.

I saw you crumble. I've never seen you crumble before. Everything turned black. Like, the way I described it was my vision. All of a sudden, everything was, like, covered in a sheet of plastic. That's how it felt. Wow. Like, it was like seeing stars, like, literally. Wow. It was like seeing stars, literally.

And then I was like, Adam, get my stuff! And then I just hobbled to the house, and I just fell down on the carpet, and I went... I was like, Tim, are you okay? Dude, it hurt for like an hour. Oh my gosh. I was surprised to hear you yell. You have to pay your dues. It was worse than getting credit carded, which is the classic, like, you know, you're doing a trick down the rail and the board and you land like that.

That actually happened to me. That's a chode shot. What, a chode shot? I've never heard of that before. It's like. No, it's getting credit carded. Right, getting credit carded isn't like getting whacked in the nuts. Okay.

Sometimes it is. No, that is significantly worse. Yeah. Can we get an, oh, look at the F. Look at all the Fs. Thank you, Chad. No more cool babies. Thank you.

Thank you, Chad. Dude, it was brutal. Gotta respect that, Chad. Let me tell you, man. That was the worst pen I'd ever experienced. It was a full force. My entire body weight... What you gotta understand is when you're jumping, it's not your body weight coming down.

It's more than that. When you're snapping the board up and then all of your weight goes on the board that weight redirects straight up yeah it was like a 200 pound force kick boom and i was like time slowed down and i heard like hold on hold on excuse me i gotta put an f in chat for you i heard beautiful arpeggiated please continue continue it was slow motion i saw it coming up, and I hear opera music, and it's like, and I'm like, boom. It could have been an – I wish we filmed it, bro.

At least they didn't explode. All right? You're not bleeding. That's why we need a filmer. Because I would have put it on Instagram immediately. It would have been hilarious. Dude, I fell over. I was like – Because I would have put it on Instagram immediately. It would have been hilarious. Dude, I fell over.

I was like. And then I came inside, and I just sat on the couch and watched Cowboy Bebop for the next two hours. And I'm like, my eyes are half glazed. And I'm like, I don't think I can. I have to keep my legs open. That was brutal. That was brutal. It was such a good session, too.

Oh, man. I was bummed because we were rocking it. We both. See, he makes me level up. Every day, he's like, too. Oh, man. I was bummed because we were rocking it. We both. See, he makes me level up. Every day, he's like, oh, what new trick you got, Adam? What new trick you got? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. But I keep trying.

I broke my board warming up. Yep. Really annoying. Brand new board. I've never broken a board before either. Should have been a sign. You listening to that? I know.

I know. She's got a point. I've only ever broken one board before. And it was always kick flipping off big gaps. But it was a brand new board, though. That's know. She's got a point. I've only ever broken one board before, and it was always kickflipping off big gaps. But it was a brand new board, though. That's weird. That's weird. You know what?

They could have sent me a bunk board. It's really simple. Yeah, honestly, I think that's what it was because that's weird. I did a switch kickflip, landed on the nose, and it cracked. And I was like, are you kidding me? So then I'm trying to switch out boards, trying to figure out what board works because I actually have one fresh board and some backup boards. Yeah.

You needed a new board. Cause that one's too small for you. Maybe I'll just put on that massive one. That vert one. No, I think, no. Imagine if that happened when you,

cause you thought about it. You almost were going to skate that bigger board. If I did the bigger board, that wouldn't have happened at all. That's the thing. Or it would hurt. And you might've, uh,

no, that board would not have hit me the way it did because it was too long. All right. Like I would have slipped out and probably hurt my arm or something. Yeah, yeah. That's acceptable, you know. I mean, well, breaking an arm is worse. But, yeah, we were trying to have the session and I'm trying to get up on the mini ramp.

I'm using a new board now and it's like trying to switch out. He's asking if he's too old to skate. I don't know if you're convincing him or not the point i'm making right now the point i'm making the most important point is it's a hilarious story man that's that's that's a good story to be honest you got to pay your dues you do also true look if you're gonna want to skate if you've never been a skater even if you skate in the past you got you're gonna fall so here's the answer your part of skating you're never too old to skate t Even if you skate in the past, you're going to fall. So here's the answer to your question. Part of skating.

You're never too old to skate. Tony Hawk's in his 50s, and he still thrashes. Dude, he's amazing. He's still one of the best skaters in the world, to be honest. He still kills it. Yeah, he still kills it. And you know what, man? You need to be prepared that you will get a full force nut shot with the most excruciating

pan you've ever felt, and you'll be rolling around on the ground, and that is the dues you pay to skateboarding. That's not necessarily true. It is the price. He's getting a longboard. He's not doing flip tricks. Yeah. When the thing opens up, when everything opens up,

go to a skate shop, try all the longboards out, find the one that you both like and is comfortable. Done. You know what the worst part of it was? I should have just landed the trick. Yeah, dude. What's wrong with you? It's a new board.

And so Adam's almost landing tray flips. Yeah, I haven't done that yet. And so I'm just like getting my feet like warmed up on a new board. So I'm, you know, I'm doing, I tried to do a nollie tray flip, which is off the nose instead of the tail. And the first couple flipped pretty well. And then this last one, it flipped perfectly. I could have just put my feet on it and rolled away.

But I was like, it didn't feel right. Yep. And that was it. That was it. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, we'll move on from this glorious story. I hope you enjoyed it.

Of course, indeed. Kyle says, Adam, if you want to stream Do Witcher 3, the first two games are PC only. It is the best game I have ever played. Lydia, stay beautiful. Tim, harumph. That's a pretty bold statement. Best game you've ever played. You know Beautiful, Tim Harumph. That's a pretty bold statement. Best game you've ever played. You know, you're not the first person to tell me Witcher 3.

And I actually did a tweet the other day about which game should I play. And over 150 people commented with all these different games. And it was like, ah, how do I choose? You've got to make a poll. Well, then you can only have like two choices. Yeah, well, or four at the max, right? But although a lot of people were doing a bunch of games, but Witcher 3 was one of the ones that many people put.

So that might be on the poll. Who knows? Do it to it. Yeah, we'll see. Let's see where we're at. King Canuck says, Have some Tridobucks waiting on my Harumph shirt. Please, please, please release your songs as individual videos on this channel.

I'd love to listen to them easier. I accidentally made Tim in GTA 5 online. Awesome. awesome fun um we're gonna make a new channel for all this stuff yeah because uh skating yeah the lockdown really messed everything up but i'm looking for i'm trying to find a building but buildings are so out there their prices are way higher than actual houses like it's easier to buy a mansion than it is a warehouse. Like, you can get a warehouse. But we can't skate indoors in a mansion, can we? You can. Oh.

Yeah. Well, mini ramp at least. All right. Like, I've seen some of these houses. I'm like, you could put a mini ramp in that master bedroom. The ceilings are like 12, 16 feet high. Yeah, 18 feet. Ridiculous.

We could put a mini ramp in this room. But these houses have massive, like, lawns. You know, you have a two-acre property. You can build a mini ramp out in the backyard. So I'm looking for a warehouse because I'm trying to invest in starting new companies, doing fact-checking and stuff. And you can find twice the size, half the price if it's a house. And I'm like, okay, why not?

Yeah, why not? Why would I? I don't got money to waste. We'll see what happens. Let's see. California says, you and Luke should do a show together. We've done a ton of stuff together, actually, but Luke travels around all the time.

He's always trying to get me to travel. St. Grizzly says, I watched you say, harumph I say. So I popularized that phrase by asking for a t-shirt with that quote in it. I'm so proud of this community. P.S. The Grizzly is an imposter.

I'm the real St. Grizzly, LOL. I appreciate you asking for the shirt because then it ended up happening. Bam. Now it's a thing. STFU says, Also, I'll point out, we may actually be able to sell skateboards directly through the YouTube store. I know.

We got to make sure they're good boards. We got to do a product test where we actually get sent a sample, skate on it. If it's good enough, then we put graphics on them. The only issue with it is that if they're going through the YouTube store, they sell, I think, for $60. That's about the price of a board. Right.

A pro model. But you can get some pro models for like $55. Yeah, that's a good point. And then you get grip. So it's going to be a little... But they don't have our graphics, though. Right. The other issue is, if we were going to actually run everything we could probably get the price down but then it would require hiring someone and it's like yeah having it automated i don't want to get i i don't know if it's american made or not is it do you know

i'll i'll make sure i i wouldn't i do not want to buy chinese skateboard saman yeah exactly i know people who would do bulk orders because they're so cheap and they are flimsy and they flop out yeah and they just lie and they tell you it's fake, dude. It is. But the problem is a lot of these companies send their wood to China to be manufactured and bring it back and then claim it's an American board. Right. So you just got to be careful. It's cheap.

Yeah. American made, man. Aaron M. says, hey, guys, watching from Hong Kong while I still can. Would love to hear your take on the way Hong Kongers are fighting for their freedoms while Americans seem content to throw theirs in the gutter due to a 0.02% death chance. I'm fighting a sneeze, by the way. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, what's going on in Hong Kong? We should talk about it.

I mean, we're not going up against the Chinese Communist Party, sort of. Right. We kind of are in some respects, but not the way they are. And so I can understand their fighting, but we've got to understand about what's going on in the United States. In the end, there's gonna be a ton of lawsuits. Yeah, probably gonna win them all. Yeah, that's true.

The freedom minded people are going to win them all. These governors aren't going to get reelected. So a lot of us still have faith that although things are kind of broken for a lot of reasons, everyone's no sees that it's broken and they're fighting for it. Well, we kind of squeak by enough to where Americans don't freak out. Like, if the Chinese Communist Party started sending in police, people in this country would go insane. Yeah, yeah. People already are getting heated over what's happening now.

It's true. So, I can't really... I don't know enough about what's going on in Hong Kong in recent history, like in the past month or so, to actually comment, though, unfortunately. The Cobra says, the Secret Service isn't allowed to yell, get down anymore. When the president is about to be attacked, now they have to yell, Donald Duck. I love it. Zing. Love it. Chuck Moore says, can vegans even fart? That's why

he's proud. Oh, yeah. Are you serious? Give him cheese. No, no, no. That just makes it smell bad. Yeah. Yeah. So. Everybody farts.

Humans fart. Animals farts. Come on. Here we go. Everybody farts. Octorian says, was going to see if you've heard Tulsi lawsuit drop, but you beat me to it. While filling this out, here's to Killary sidestepping democracy. That's what she's doing.

I kind of want her to do it. She's doing a little sidestep around everything. I would be so excited if that's what she actually did. I see it coming, man. It's happening. It's happening in front of our eyes. I was talking to somebody who's right wing, and they said they were going to vote for Joe Biden. And I was like, what?

And they were like, dude, chaos, man. It's going to be hilarious. And I'm like, but people vote. A lot of people voted in 2016 for Trump thinking it was going to be chaos. And then created this well-oiled economy. Yeah. You didn't really get what you wanted. I guess now they're probably happy because everything fell apart.

Student of History said, hey, Tim, heads up. Hong Kong is about to get lively again. HK's officially reached the line of freedom or tyranny. Yes. I've been hearing a little bit about it, so we'll keep an eye on it. Jean McLeod says, Lydia, did you get the message through Twitter I sent you? I think Tim Pool patches would be cool. Please show Tim and Adam. I did. I will show them as soon as I have a chance. I'll pull it up for them.

Surprisingly, the beanies are harder to get than the skateboards. Man, this guy, if they could only get me back. I want the two-tone beanie. It's so hard to get. But they're not doing custom beanies right now. So hopefully they'll change change their tune right on let's see uh messes messes one says fundraiser idea lydia lydia bathwater for all the simps in the chat oof i don't take baths so nope do you make candles i'm just kidding we're selling her bath water oh really that's a thing yeah yeah what's her name bell delphine yeah i think so didn't madonna try doing that? I'm just kidding. Was selling her bath water? Oh, really? That's a thing? Yeah. Was her name Belle Delphine?

Yeah, I think so. Didn't Madonna try doing that too? No, she just took the bath picture and it was generally horrible in other ways. Not gonna happen. I says no. Code Red says, Fartgate to Biden Boogaloo. Love you guys. Appreciate it. Nice. Gotta get flow to it.

From Casey Bryant. Hey, I don't want to go on the cesspool that is Twitter. What was that dude that is bullying all the F-A-18s for a private company? What is this? I worked on those for nine years in the Marines. Sounds like a decent job. Oh, the guy with his private Air Force? Oh, right. Yeah, in Illinois somewhere.

Buying. He was buying, yeah. What is it? Buying. His name. Yeah, I don't remember his name. It was like a month ago we i don't know you don't got to go on twitter you can google it there's a bunch of articles about him his private air force yeah it's pretty cool jeremiah says people should try out an online company in finland all of their surplus goodness also shaka cola is cheap as heck from them is this considered a paid promotion for you, Tim? It is not.

No. Michael Adams says, hey, folks, just wanted to say, as a truck driver that travels everywhere except California, I haven't seen any crazy progressive political nonsense anywhere except the Internet. For sure, for sure. Well, that's where it mostly exists. But it's because all of the one, two people from all these different cities online come together and form that community. It doesn't exist in the real world. But I've seen it man i've seen it in a lot of places for sure it's it's like if you're in the weeds you know mr ordgar says if two guys were on the

moon and one killed the other with a rock would that would that be effed up or what i mean yeah yeah it would be heft up no matter where yeah happens. Indeed it would. Justin Four says, Canada update. The RCMP says that any guns made prohibited by the OIC were effective on May 1st. If I were to take a gun to the range today and it was declared prohibited by the OIC tomorrow, I could be charged for it.

Whoa, really? Wow. That's retroactive. Yeah, wow. That's nuts. Winter Walker says, sounds like there's some looting and rioting happening in Minneapolis right now

people are pissed STF used to say Adam read Seven Eyes by Stevenson brilliant sci-fi that if you love Sanderson or Jordan you'll love also read William Gibson Gibson Neuromancer can you write that down for me?

I got it I love Jordan and Sand. Thank you. I love Jordan and Sanderson, so I'll probably love those books. Appreciate you. Kyle Miller says, SJWs would try to force diversity quotas if we start colonizing other planets rather than be by merit. Yep. Yeah, that would be one of the biggest problems. 100%.

Kyle Harmon says, Joe Biden be ripping them. Yes. Yep. Brixton says, never trust a fart. Nope. Alex Aiello says, you got me watching more left media. I'm surprised by how much some of them. Yes. Brixton says, never trust a fart. Nope. Alex Aiello says, you got me watching more left media. I'm surprised by how much some of them hate you. Crystal Ball is the best out of most of the suggestions. Hate Vosh. Why do they

really talk about me? I'd be surprised if they even talk about me. SCFU says, the shart heard around the world. Indeed. I'm not giving my name to a machine, says with people losing their minds after two months of lockdown. Do you think people could make the six month flight to Mars in lockdown? At least we can still go outside. They could definitely.

It's going to be selected people who are like trained. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Right. And couples. Right. Yes.

They want couples to go. So it's going to be your with your significant other on a mission. I mean, the two astronauts today that were flying are both married to astronauts. But not to each other. No, no, no. They're not married to each other, but they're both married to astronauts

who have also flown and gone to the ISS. So they've seen their spouses fly up in a rocket, too. It's pretty interesting. I understand. Mark O'Brien says, when you fart in public, the appropriate response is to look behind you and say, yes, sir, I'll get right on that.

Then continue on with the conversation. That's a wonderful response. I love that. I'm adopting that. Thank you. Who's that? Eggman? No, Mark O'Brien. Mark O'Brien. Thank you, Mark. Eggman says, truth over facts, but not over farts. Joe Big Braps Biden.

Braps. That's a good word for it. It was a brap. Nice. Nice one, Eggman. No, I love it. This is great. It was a flibble. An old man fart?

Yeah. Flibble. It was because it was like. Well, no, it was the slapping of the cheeks were prominent. Flibble. It was a flibble. That's why it's a brap. Brap.

No, but Brap. Swallowell's a brap. Brap. No, but Swalwell was a brap. Every time I think about that one. They tried lying about it. It's the craziest thing. That's what makes it even funnier. It's like, oh, come on. Own it. Supreme Grandmaster Janus says,

Hey, guys, I saw your part about Nicaea, and it's a bit wrong. The council was not about editing the Bible, but debating whether the Trinity is a thing. Interesting. Okay. MumblingBeardedFreak says, Adam, why do you hate blue so much? Don't understand the dislike for counter spells

when a removal spell don't allow you to play the game as well. No, no, no, listen, listen. It's not that I don't like blue, or I don't hate blue. I have blue decks. I don't play solo blue, but this is for those who don't know, this is a Magic the Gathering question. And I like

everyone being able to play the game and the meta that I've grown up around playing magic, blue players tend to prevent that from happening. This is a question for me. And yeah, I like to play the game. So

certain people I know like to play the game. Certain people I know like to play blue and stop you from doing stuff. Everyone in the house. Your wife. And Urza. It's brutal. Here's the problem. It's that blue is the best. You all need to make

a deck that doesn't have blue in it. I get it. Blue is the best. Blue is the best. It is the best. I know it is. That's the problem. It's too strong. It's too good.

It's the problem with the function of the game. Absolutely. Blue is too strong. For those that aren't familiar, this is a, I guess you can call it a tabletop. It's a card game. Yeah.

And they ban cards for a lot of reasons, but one of the principal reasons is that if people start using a single card in every single deck, in every format, they're like, clearly that's too powerful. Sol Ring. Exactly. Should be banned.

I know. Monocrypt. Monocrypt for sure should be banned. But then the problem is... Cyclonic Rift. With commander decks, it's gotta have blue. That's right on the line, but it still should be banned. With commander decks, everybody plays blue.

I know. Like, sure, I know, there's a lot of red aggro, but it's like blue everything. Because blue is just so strong. Let's just ban blue. Yeah. Paul Barnes says, What do you think of political elects in-seat giving up privacy rights like military personnel give up free speech or body autonomy while in uniform? All bank accounts, interactions, and locations monitored.

Maybe. I think at the top of my head i see a good thing with it yeah really hard to take bribes really hard to do nefarious things true um could you imagine if we could see like ocasio-cortez's bank account yeah i bet a lot of people have a lot of a lot of questions a lot of questions and all people in government it makes sense that's kind of interesting but i'm sure there's some obvious setbacks we haven't thought of so on the it's like you gotta get past the surface level before you actually make those moves it's a good point mr paul r says lydia's red face heart says it all sean davis says nailed it i wrecked him biden the gray gamer says sean

king is two shades darker than milk short hair and the fade with sunglasses and the puffy coat doesn't hide the fact that he's pretty white. Sean King, by his own story and everything, is actually whiter than I am. But everybody hates the guy. Someone tweeted at me today and said, I was really disappointed at you. You didn't know who Sean King was. Oh, no. Trust me. You're better off.

I was like, what? I mean, I heard his name before. You were way better off. I'm sorry. I have to interject. I was proud. I'm jealous. You were proud. I was proud. I heard his name before. You were way better. I'm sorry. I have to interject. I was proud. I'm jealous. You were proud.

I was proud. I'm very jealous. Like, okay. You should know that guy's name. I have done my own thing for a long time. It's when I started this show that I've been, like, immersed in the world, basically. Cancel culture nonsense. Yeah.

Let's see. Browenstein says, Every fictional story about Mars is invariably about independence. Should Mars be a new state or related to current powers? Not considering current promises to not colonize space, it should be completely independent, 100%. There's actually a really interesting show called Mars, and it's half documentary, half show.

It's really cool. They use actual facts and kind of really try to perceive what it will be when we do colonize mars it's really interesting between you know government scientists uh and private companies going to mine it it's it's really interesting and it covers a lot of that kind of stuff all right let's see you haven't checked out you should check it out it's cool mo gravy says hey tim should check it out. It's cool. Moe Gravy says, hey, Tim, researchers in Italy are saying 86% of their COVID deaths are actually chlamydia pneumonia solvable by, you guessed it, antibiotics. Hmm.

I didn't see that. Supreme Grandmaster Jenna says, continued, also at the council, St. Nicholas, yes, Santa Claus, got so angry and punched a heretic in the face. Wow. Santa, what are you doing? Yeah. Chuck Morris says, Joe's wife is always right there. She said, not me.

Let's see. Mumbling Bearded Freak says, YouTube is heavily censoring super chats. Oh, of course. There's so many words. New Normal says, your conservative internet theory

is embarrassing. Pew Research states that 3% of America is using dial-up and there are no statistically noticeable differences between rural, suburban, and urban. I completely agree that that theory was 100% wrong. And actually, like a week after I went on Rogan, I basically corrected it and said, you know, I think the issue is the left

isn't using the internet. They're spending more time at work surrounded by people and in close proximity to other people, whereas people who are in rural areas are spending more time online, which is probably why conservative outlets do really well in certain regards. But there's way more leftist outlets. I think ultimately it's not a strong theory regardless. But I think when you look at how the mainstream media opposes, for the most part, conservatives, it's like liberal bias, that forces conservatives to seek out others on the internet, find better sources, and interact more,

which results in them understanding memes, getting jokes, being more in the know. But that could be wrong, too. I mean, these are just thoughts that come out. And that one was definitely wrong. I remember after the fact, I was like, I think Joe made a good point. I'm like, oh, yeah, they're on their phones. And phones got LTE everywhere. So yeah, definitely wrong.

Stonebleed says, do you want someone to give his beaniness a shout out at the Idahoaho gop convention in late june yes yes why not why why not follow tim pool yeah watch his new show well not watch his new show watch tim pool's great watch adam's show yes whoa whoa our our show well it's your show come on communism well we're all doing i'm just'm just a co-host. I'm looking for... I'm excited for when this lockdown lifts. We can get a building. We can have...

I can go bowling. I can go out to eat. How cool would it be once we get a big studio space and we can do... Man, you know, I know a lot of big YouTubers who have a lot of money and make ridiculous money every month. And I'm like,

why aren't you doing anything with it? Like, what do they do? They get lofts in New York and they keep doing the same thing. And I'm like, you know what, man anything with it? Like, what do they do? They get lofts in New York and they keep doing the same thing. And I'm like, you know what, man? Come on. Where's the ambition? Yeah.

A loft in like downtown New York would be like $10,000 a month. I know. Yeah. And I've seen that. For a small loft. I know people who do it. And I'm like, why? Yeah, it's crazy.

It's like you're making. It's to show off. It's to show off to everyone else. Look at my cool spot. This is the problem. You want to go to the bar? It's crazy. It's to show off. It's to show off to everyone else. Look at my cool spot. This is the problem. You want to go to the bar? It's downstairs. There are a lot of people I know who do big channels, and it's like they buy a fancy car.

And I'm like, no, dude, get a building. Like, start something. Bring people involved. Like, change the world. I'm really serious about doing this big journalism award thing. I love it. I really love this idea. Pulitzer wants to go full on SJW?

Like, bro. Pulitzer. I'm going to throw down some serious cash. Yeah, I love it. I think it's great. I'm going to rival what they're doing. It's great. You're going to reward honest, true journalism.

That's cool. I like it. I'm going to keep things under wraps for the most part until I can actually say we've got things moving. Yeah. But once this lockdown is over, once we get a building and we can start, I really do. Like, I'm talking about this nonprofit fact-checking and news aggregator. Every single time you mention it, people are like, whoa, I like that.

Right. I like that idea. I love that idea. The goal is basically, like, I have a lot of ideas we want to do. But ideas are different from execution. So first we need a space. Then I got to find the people. But then one of the first thing I'm going to do, once we're up and running, once we have stories, once we're right, these things are being written and we're fact checking.

We're going to be very respectable at our fact checks. We're just going to say this is wrong for this reason. We're going to do a rating system. These are all part of this big thing I'm planning. And we're going to do awards. And we're going to dump legit cash. I'm talking like six figures. Oh, awesome. So good journalists. We're going to dump legit cash. I'm talking like six figures. Oh, awesome.

Uh-huh. So good journalists, we're going to be like Pulitzer Award. Whatever. Who cares? Yeah. Here's hard cash to a legit journalist doing something legit so that you can go out and do it better. Awesome. Yeah.

Getting away from these venture capitalist funded things where they have a certain, like, here's the news, how the news has to be. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. We'll see, though, like, awards, everybody's doing it. Everybody's got an award. Everybody. But I've got ambition. That's why I'm like, I watch these big YouTubers. I know these people, and I'm like, you're just, they put it in their bank.

And I'm like, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, no. Nothing wrong with that. It offends my ambitious sensibilities. Because if it were me, I'd be like, here's the plot of land we're buying in upstate New York. We're going to put a gigantic 40,000 square foot room. We're going to have...

You know what I want to do, man? East Coast barracks. I want a flying motorcycle. It exists. I know. It exists. Iron Man suit. Iron Man suit sounds cool.

Where's the crazy, cool, fun, all-on shenanigans? I want to be able to shoot arrows, too. That's my main goal. I want to be able to have a jetpack where you're jetpacking around and shooting arrows. I just want the skate warehouse. That sounds really good. Think about the directed energy weapons we could experiment with and do crazy stuff with. Make a YouTube channel where we just have a microwave gun and watch something explode.

All these cool things. Sounds fun. Someone just said the Harumph Awards. That's pretty fun. That's pretty good. I don't know. One of the foolets are... Alright, let's keep reading Super Chats. Distracted.

Do you think the totalitarian regime being set up by the SJW and cancel culture will bring the rise of rise socialist fascism also love the show here in the uk i'm not sure because americans are are really arrogant and i don't mean that in a bad way i mean it's like it's true it's like i i always imagine this image of like a poor working class guy and then like a big fat cat with his tuxedo and his monocle walks by. And he's like, look at this disgusting man. And he goes, F you. I can tell you whatever I want. And I'm like, that's America, man.

Yeah. Like the rich guy can come in and they can give him the finger. I love it. For better or worse. Not like the UK where they have lords actually dictating law or whatever. That's weird. That is weird. Mumbling Bearded Freak says, I could not recommend a book by Thomas.

I could not recommend a book by Thomas Sowell, but you should check his ideas out. Okay. STFU says, Biden farted seven years ago during a vp debate versus ryan did he really what i have to look that up yeah t4 says have a read the super chats at specific intervals and batches learn to delegate to increase the value of everyone's time stop micromanagement michelle my bell says how can jack have that karen's behead of site integrity i guess they don't care about anyone seeing the biases what platform could trump jump to mines uh does mines have a thing like twitter basically i mean yeah it's like facebook i guess you could make a post okay so i mean there's a bunch of other platforms i just want to be careful because i don't know what a lot of the other ones i haven't kept up with them okay so i know mines is functioning

i know there's like parlay there's obviously gab trump could go to any one of them and force I just want to be careful because I don't know what a lot of the other ones I haven't kept up with them. So I know mine is functioning. I know there's like parlay. There's obviously gab. Trump could go to any one of them and force the media to cover it. And it would and people would use it. That's a good point. You just do it. Jeremy Griffin says David Wood tuber who should interview makes research content about Islam and his channel and had had his channel locked for reporting a statistic on religious violence. That would make a great story.

Spicy. I'll look into it. Spicy, yeah. Joseph Henson says, my biff's strong. New Normal says, the fart falls out of him. Right. It's an old man fart. Dan Ferentz says, it sounded like those peaky Asian hornets.

Amanda says, with three sons under 10 and a husband who may as well be 12, all this fart talk is like a regular conversation at my house i hope you enjoyed it i did guy thanks for the super chat evan boymel says hey team tal all farting aside if dnc is thinking about bringing in hillary based on recent campaigns like truth over facts team trump would be ready perhaps with canned ads against her or even rolling out anti-hillary info midsummer keep it the good work fartgate 2020 it wouldn't be wanted to run against her again did he really yeah he did he's like i wish it were as easy as running against hillary the gray gamer says did you look into feminist being a band word in

super chat also i listened to your song will of the people it was great also you have to check out predator and prey by griffin poutu it's so good i haven't looked into it i think that's just maybe something youtube does i don't know dipped up do pity says the new gameplay looks awesome for the last of us part two if you love brutality this is for you i don't know anything about the game i know everyone's i i saw a couple clips of it the graphics look amazing but man i i'm just not interested in that game at all yeah i'm not i don't the first one told its story and it like ended with like a serious ending yeah that's what you're saying first one yeah i mean where do you go from there i guess i feel like it's kind of hollow in an attempt to just like well a sequel make money let's just shove it out there with the graphics the graphics it looks cool beautiful it looks cool post-apocalyptic

world i'm sure they're great another one a lot of people are angry about social justice i guess i don't know it's being banned in many different countries too whoa why because the main character is a lesbian i maybe yeah who knows wow that's weird steven, I would rather have a president with verbal diarrhea than one with literal diarrhea. Yeah, yo. Caboose says, Warhammer 40K has better lore than Star Wars. Changed my mind. I can't. Star Wars is in the gutter.

Sean Davis says, check Shartgate on Twitter. Oh, I will. Is it actually happening? Is that what's going on? Oh, man. You want to pull it up? No, I believe him. Unfortunately.

Amish says biden has officially jumped the shart alex says 10 000 people want to hear tim analyze a joe biden fart i love you all they did doing the hard-hitting work that's funny jason g says is fanning a covet uh cove 19 fart with eye contact assault i maybe huh interesting one says joe biden's new slogan i'm so connected to the american people that i'm not afraid to. One says, Oh, that's fair. KV, thanks for becoming a member. Thank you. Death is Eternal says, Clara says, is a duck quack at both ends. I used to teach mommy and me music classes and once farted at the same time,

I tried to make an elephant noise. No one heard it, but I couldn't stop laughing. Gotta own it. Nice. Florbo Adjacent says, was the fart a Russian asset? It is. It was.

It makes Joe Biden look bad. Yeah, it's detracting. CES, thanks for the super chat. Chit Chisholm says, Biden's being used as a cover for Clinton's farts. Maybe. Top Gundy, thanks for joining thank you uh gundy says the life slowly escaping joe biden oh chris buck says vegan jesus i personally

recommend the broken empire trilogy by mark lawrence it is one of my favorite fantasy series also what brandon sanderson book should i start with i haven't read any of his uh probably misborn uh the misborn series is really good and uh yeah if you haven't read the Wheel of Time that I would read that because that's incredible I mean it's Robert Jordan for most of the series but then Brandon Sanderson does an incredible job of finishing it but what is that the Broken Empire the which one the Broken Empire trilogy cool yeah by Mark Lawrence sweet comrade Patsy says do you think Biden had to wipe after that fart? Yes, I did.

Yes, absolutely. Mikhail Volkov, GM and shout out from, good morning and shout out from Tokyo. Love your show and keep repping Tool. Spiral out. Appreciate it. I'll never stop. Thanks for the super chat.

Nova Down South says, Dan Harmon show community. They have a grifter college class. They all get scammed into buying grifting suitcases, 150 bucks each. Oh, how funny. Shun Reusion says, Dan Harmon show community. They have a grifter college class. They all get scammed into buying grifting suitcases $150 each. How funny. Shun Reusion says, if you move states, hire me to set up all your PCs. I don't do server

stuff though, but I can sure try and learn. At my current workplace, stuff is spicier every day with people getting fired or leaving. Wow. Zynmart says, Clinton VP and Biden commit suicide day after winning the election. Or he just sunsets. Quiet guitarist fan.

Would say you should come to Utah, but alcohol and weed laws suck here. And that's coming from an active Mormon. Also, what's your favorite book or character written by Brandon Sanderson? Oh, man. I don't know. I love all of... I really like his new series uh the stormbringer light lightbringer i can't think of it right now it's been a while since i've read the third book but the fourth one's coming out soon it's really good uh it's like the night's radiant it's it's a

really cool series yeah i can't think of anything in particular, but everything he writes is gold. Justin O'Toole says, Biden is like the fake king in Attack on Titan, who is really old and just sits on the throne staring into space while those beneath him run everything. Kaladin. That's the name. I couldn't think of it. That's the character in the series I really like. That's my favorite character. Shun says, I'm mostly kidding, by the way, but with a dash of seriousness. dash of seriousness haha love the work you guys do and let's all unite to shartgate so jesus bless biden with the power of odorless farts let's do the memes yes i will mr george

matthew says free hong kong clara luthas says hey tim fellow asian mixi the quote but you're half white and quote but you're only half asian is so real when it comes to racist discussions. Oh, don't I know it. It's the point is like if you agree with the SJWs, then they recognize you as a minority. You disagree, but you're white. Oh, yeah. I love it. It's great.

You can't win. Chuck Morris says the next Trump commercial. Just Joe farting for 30 seconds. Sounds about right. America. Escrova. Thanks for the super chat. Perpetual punster says you talk about Joe Biden biden in a rocking chair and hillary in the oval office do you really think that bill

clinton was running the country for those eight years and not in his own rocking chair i agree joe biden was rocking in his chair while hillary was doing her thing you know what i mean joseph mastrangelo after fart quote i'm joe biden and i endorse this message zuck says hey guys just wondering if you heard about how twitter started a rumor saying that trump murdered someone who didn't exist to begin with i didn't hear about that no crazy noel arcto says adam when are you going to uh do the deep dive talks two ideas for it first rodney mullen naturally okay and second uh okay. And second, Drs. Vivian Thomas and Alfred Blalick. The HBO movie Something the Lord Made is also a biopic about them.

Interesting. I like that Rodney Mullen idea, actually. He is a really fantastic person and inspiring. Yeah. But I actually just started Atomcast IRL yesterday. Woo! So I don't have any videos yet, but I got the channel.

I made the channel Atomcast IRL, so that's coming soon. Oh, I'm excited. And that'll be Atomcast IRL. Deep dives? Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, I'm brooding your name,

stealing it. Do you think? Well, you already did when I went to it. I know, it's true. I took over. Vasht says, the marvel of this historic launch isn't just the spacecraft. your name stealing it do you think well you already did when i went i know it's true i took over vasht says the marvel of this historic launch isn't just the spacecraft it's those that was it say svelte spacesuits svelte yeah look at the slender look at the previous generation

suit used in the shuttle in comparison you can actually move now yeah seriously very cool yeah it doesn't last long in space but it it's pretty cool. They're pressure regulated. Yeah. And they've got oxygen. It's amazing. Yeah. They're really cool. Big Ben Howard says, it got scrubbed because of excessive electrical charge in the atmosphere.

Not a storm. Fact checked. Destroyed. Unsubscribed. Oof. Oh. Griffin Kane says, very excited about the launch. Gonna get my popcorn and fuzzy blanket.

Balian says, Adam, what is your opinion of rudy's version of stop talking frisk and what is and was it as racist as cuomo's stop and frisk uh stop talking frisk oh rudy giuliani did this isn't that the same thing arguably the same thing they still targeted the same people and bloomberg was overtly racist about it he's on record saying it yeah i don't know i don't't know much about Rudy's version of it, but I mean, yeah, I mean, I wish I could answer that because I don't really know what his version of it. But it sounds like it's the same exact thing. I'll just I'll simplify it. You've got a bunch of people like Bloomberg says, well, that's the people who are doing it. And it's like, right, technically the truth.

You need to get to the root of the problem. And if you don't, then it's just going to be left-wing racists and right-wing racists and everyone's going to argue about which version of racism is better exactly instead of actually trying to figure out how to stop it yeah exactly someone uh just joseph thank you for uh telling me it's the stormlight chronicles that's the book series by brandon sanderson that i couldn't think of but absolutely an incredible story. Really, really awesome. Matt Ellie says, Hey, Tim and crew, keep up the good work.

Appreciate it. K98 Killer says, 2016 lawsuit against Trump and Epstein was filed electronically by Thomas Francis Meager, who died in 1867. Conduct info was spoofed. It was a psyop. I found this myself reading court records.

Really? I never heard that. Random. Connor O'Brien says, It looked like Tom Wolfe could taste it. That's from Biden farting. Laura Brown, thanks for the super chat. Gross. Blah says for non-rocket space launches, check out

the Lofstrom loop. We can build it now and it would only cost three cents per kilo to launch. Cool. Interesting. Sean, thanks for the super chat. I wonder if it has to do with magnets, like a magnet system. Cable-like system. What is it? Cables? Yeah. Interesting. Sean, thanks for the super chat. I wonder if it has to do with magnets, like a magnet system to launch a... Cable-like system. What is it? Cables? Cables, yeah. Interesting.

Bestest Kitty. Use a railgun to speed up crafts into orbit. Use this to build an orbital ring, which we can use as a magnetic slingshot. And for low-grav industry, this would lower travel time to Mars by months. Cool. Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking about what you just said before.

Kite the Twin Blade says, Tim, you are thinking of hydrogen bombs. It is very likely the case. I am not an expert on nuclear weapons. Non-radioactive bombs? Yeah. H-bombs? Okay. Heavy Arms Guy says, if we could manipulate the Higgs-Boson mechanism to explain why particles have mass, we could potentially create anti-gravity. Just a pot-shot idea.

Love the show. Appreciate it. Cool. Sean Williams says, nitrogen-17 is the isotope created when you irradiate water. It has a half-life of 7.5 seconds. Cool. Cool. So it wouldn't irradiate the water then? Yeah. Or it would for seven seconds. Yeah, it'd be very short. Interesting. Sean 911 says,

The potential Biden-Hillary ticket is just a vote for Weekend at Biden's. He's already been appearing in sunglasses for online promotional videos. Do you see that? No. Wait, are you serious? A mask and sunglasses. He went outside for Memorial Day. Oh, wait. Yeah, I saw that. He was outside. And people were posting, who is that man in sunglasses? They thought it was really weird.

They thought it wasn't him. I think it's silly. He's probably just, his eye was bloody again, probably. Like, for real, to be honest. He just fell apart. You saw the debate where his eye popped, right? No. Yeah, and his eye went blood, like, just filled with blood.

What? During the debate. He's old, man. Yep, he's getting there. Not bad. Well, he's having to use his brain, so. Yep. Yeah, no wonder it popped.

William Strong says, New discoveries in the magnetic fields of Mars have recently been reported. Oh, very cool. Yeah, I'll have to check that out. Joe Ganji, thanks for joining. Brandon Whitley says, Any take on the assertion that the GA COVID numbers are fake and Kemp and company lied about them to encourage reopening?

I see tons of assertions of this and no rebuttals. Don't know much about it, unfortunately. Same. Austin Laverty says, I take offense at Adam saying that we don't feel solar flares. As a ham radio operator, I definitely feel it when solar flares hit Earth and mess with the propagation. P.S. It takes eight minutes for one to hit us. Oh, okay.

Yes, how dare you, Adam. I mean, I'll say I'm not a scientist on it. Oppressing ham radio operators. But we feel them certainly a lot less than Mars feels them, though. Or ham radio operators, apparently. Yeah. What the heck? Wow, that's cool.

Crepsy says, please number these to make them easier to watch in order. YouTube doesn't always notify. Keep up the good work, guys. There's a playlist if you go to youtube.com slash TimCastIRL that has all of the episodes in reverse chronological order or if you go on iTunes or Spotify they are numbered. Yeah.

Paul Barnes says, dinosaurs walk to the Earth on opposite sides of our galaxy. It takes 230 million years to circle our galactic core. Whoa, is that for real? That's crazy. Very cool. Wow.

Adrian Drew Podcast says, Moon was 80,000 miles away 4 billion years ago. Wow. 80,000. Oh, okay. So if that's true, then it's significantly closer

than what I read in that one comment. Well, that's billions of years ago. Because right now, oh, 4 billion. Oh, okay. Not millions. Yeah, yeah, cool. But still, that's awesome. it's significantly closer than what I read in that one comment because right now oh four billion oh okay not millions yeah yeah cool but still that's awesome yep so it's just been slowly drifting away yep bye moon Michael McConkey said thanks for the super chat

Tin Man says prior LEO here everyone is assuming that the officers killed George Floyd no autopsy yet no official cause of death they still need to be fired though one thing that was brought up, that in the new surveillance footage, as they're bringing him to the car, he starts to limp. And then when they get him to the car, he falls over. Some people thought

he was already having some kind of heart attack or episode. And that by the cops just ignoring him and kneeing on him, it wasn't... Well, I guess the argument people bring up... That's what I said yesterday. Manslaughter. It's not that the knee on the neck killed him. It's that he was dying and they just sat with the knee on his neck while he died.

It's still awful. But regardless, man. In the video, some people argued he was resisting because he's falling over. And I'm like, I mean, the very worst case, it's passive resistance. It doesn't warrant being subdued in that way. Passive resistance is when you just go limp. And then they throw you in the back of a car and walk away because you're not fighting them you know either way man this one's gonna this one's a potter keg because i'm seeing even conservatives

are screeching about it yeah at least you know not so much as the left does but it's it's what the most annoying thing about it was we did have some of this stuff pulled up is how conservatives are being dragged right now by the left because the left doesn't know anything about what conservatives think yeah so they're like all these conservatives are happy and it's like no they're not they're tweeting about it we're talking about it's like i a bunch of them were posting like this is insane why the police doing this there's no exposure to that though because they don't they don't read it yeah they just have a boogeyman in their brain of like the evil Trump supporter. Trumpsters. Yes, they're called. Trumpsters.

Kite and Twin Blade says, Tim, the answer to the propulsion problem is a combination of the El Cubier drive and the EM drive. I don't know what those are, but sounds cool. I think the EM drive is that thing I was talking to you about. Yeah, it fires at a plate. Yeah, there's like, well, it's like a cone and it bounces into the cone and then bounces back. And just because of the Like the reverse force of that yeah drives it forward I mean it's not very fast right they but it proved that it did

Propel it forward a little tiny bit or something so I'd make it that's the M. Yeah the M drive Yeah, the the the the theory then that well that I read was that in space it builds up speed over time And I can go extremely what's up. What's the other drive there? Al-Kubier. Al-Kubier drive. I've never heard of that one. Probably pronouncing it wrong. Tin Man says,

Correlation does not equal causation. Never forget it. Let's see. F4K3 says, Guys, the answer is simple. We need to take a page out of Warhammer 40K and build craft worlds. Really interesting concept if you're interested.

I don't know about it. Me neither. We'll look it up. Nathan says, A ship with fusion tech that takes in hydrogen to make new elements so we never need a planet ever again. That'd be awesome. Replicators. Miso Trash says,

If you accelerate at 1G, you can see all the universe in 56 years. Oh, wow. Alex Kairis says, Looks like Adam didn't watch Interstellar. I have seen it. Yeah. We actually watched it recently. Was that a reference to the wave?

Maybe the time conversation about time dilation. That's what I was thinking of. It's been a long time since I've seen that movie. No, we recently watched it. Maybe you weren't paying attention. Just part of it. We put it on the TV. No, I came in.

I came in and he was already strumming on the black hole strings. Yeah. Wherever he was. See, Antipattern says, Higher the gravity, the slower the time, because the higher gravity stretches the time interval. Huh. Philip Coggin says,

our magnetosphere shields our atmosphere from being stripped by solar wind, flares, and coronal mass ejections. Without any similar shielding, any Martian atmosphere that we create will also go away. So we need to create an artificial magnetosphere, like gigantic force field generators.

Mm-hmm. Anti-pattern says, living at sea level, you age 3-4 nanoseconds slower than people in the mountains. That's cool. What if we had gigantic, massive electromagnets just to shield small areas with limited atmosphere? That might actually have to be the case one day.

And then you'd have compasses, not based on north, but based on... Where you need to be to be okay. You'd have, like, echo-based compass and alpha-based compass. Oh, yeah. That'd be cool. Interesting. Four of twenty says, colonizing Mars is a played-out trope. It's now all about

megastructures like rotating cylindrical habitats, space elevators, orbital rings, skyhooks. Yeah? Antipattern says, colonize Venus, cannibalize Mercury, and starlift the sun into a red dwarf. Okay. All right. Those are some grand schemes you got there. Fauxfire says you would need a moon large enough to create tidal friction in the core.

This will heat up the core and kickstart the mag-dynamo effect, thus creating a new mag field to protect the new Mars atmosphere. Wow. The moon does that, huh? We need the moon, I guess. Wolfalt DeLeon says, a lot of the stuff that you end up sharing are things Q has put up on the board and told us to follow. It's how I found you. Have you looked? A lot this week. I haven't.

I don't know anything about it, unfortunately. Jaroslav says, Tim, astronauts time dilation slash Sergei Avdeyev. Okay. Hey Momo says, have y'all seen Space Dandy and Cowboy Bebop some fun space concept in those you got me

really interested in Cowboy Bebop because one of my favorite animes is Ninja Scroll it's an older movie but the art style the music style the vibe of it is very gritty and and real i like it that a lot and that cowboy bebop reminds me of it so cowboy bebop is one of the best shows ever made really work of art yeah i want to watch it and it's in space it's like right up my alley

now the time is hilarious because they're like uh uh one of the characters, Faye Valentine, was born in 1994. Okay. When she was 20 years old in 2014, she was traveling to space. When an accident occurred, she got chronogenically frozen for 54 years. Okay. And so it's like, I wish in 2014 we were all, like, she was wealthy, I guess, or whatever, Singaporean. Like, I wish we were. Hey, hey, didn't Walt Disney freeze himself in like the 20s? No, but she was going to space. No, I'm just kidding. I wish we were... Didn't Walt Disney freeze himself in the 20s?

No, but she was going to space. Just kidding. It's like one character, Jet. Jet Black is one of the original main characters. He's born on Ganymede in the 2030s. I do not believe we will have terraformed and colonized Ganymede in 10 years.

No, that would be awesome though. We have our eyes on it though. Hey man, look, maybe there's a major breakthrough. Because you gotta understand with the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum. It was an explosion in

development and technology. Same thing with fossil fuels. Overnight, boom, all this crazy technology started going nuts. We might discover something like true and then dimensional travel just becomes like a no-brainer yeah in the expanse they actually go back and go to the scientists that like the rocket scientists that basically discovered the the next evolution of engines and that's why we were able to colonize the whole solar system so it's cool. It's coming.

Not in ten years, though. Terraforming would take a long time. No, yeah, absolutely. But Cowboy Bebop is epic. I love that show. It's so good. They're doing a Netflix live action. They better not mess this up, because they could mess it up, and I will be so upset. There will be riots.

Tim will riot. Oh, yeah. Ruin Cowboy Bebop. That's why you're going to go protest? Dude, Cowboy Bebop is a work of art. Yeah, that's the reason. The jazz, the music. I love the music. And it's just...

You know what? Dude. That's how I'll feel. I'll feel the same way if they mess up Wheel of Time. Yeah. Because I heard rumors. I heard rumors that they're going to... It hurts.

They're going gonna make it they were supposed to do a movie with Keanu Reeves and it never happened Cowboy Bebop yeah he was gonna play Spike Spiegel and it's a bummer is that the main character

one of them yeah and yeah that would have been epic so they're doing a live show apparently a few episodes are already in the bank that's gonna be on Netflix cool

I'm super excited for this nice and I hope it lasts like seven seasons and I hope it's like game of thrones it's like it's space bounty hunters sounds awesome i know it sounds awesome it's awesome it is it is all right let's read more donald mckinney says o'neill cylinders were theorized in 1970s and have gravity and have gravity on the edge of the cylinder and large enough to house hundreds of thousands of people. Putting them on Lagrange points would be effective. I can kind of understand what that is. The Dread Pirate Bob says,

We are one asteroid, super volcano, massive solar flare, nuclear war, climate disaster, sky net, pandemic, etc. From extinction. Stellar expansion is our new manifest destiny. Hear, hear. Titan Twin Blade says, The monolith guided our ascent, hear. Titan Twinblade says, The monolith guided our ascent, Tim. James Blank says,

Reply the fart I didn't come quick enough for the first time ever. Yeah. Let's see. Matt Diff says, Not only did Battlestar Galactica end on Earth, but they made a nod toward this mitochondrial Eve thing implying humans on Earth are descendants of that Cylon hybrid kid. It was a magazine

cover in last sequence. GuyTron says, whatever you do, don't let Klingons orbit Uranus. Oh yeah. John Reel. You should watch Stargate SG-1. Humans were seated on many planets. I actually just started watching that

two days ago. Is it good? I loved the among the stars, but Stargate, the movie, was one of my favorite movies as a kid. When that movie came out, I was like, this movie's epic, I've always loved the pyramids, and it's really cool. I don't need to go into the whole thing, but the first episode is them realizing

there's Stargates all over the place. Cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Where are we at? D.C. Pagan says, with the plasmasphere cosmic radiation, interstellar medium, gas as hot as 10,000, was it 10 million Kelvin, and asteroids, space travel is too dangerous. We'd be better off generating wormholes and seeding planets with stargates. There you go.

Traveling through dimensions. Yeah. Sarah says, Ben Shapiro had Orson Scott Card on his Sunday special show last weekend. OSC would agree with Adam on making sure the next asteroid doesn't get us. That is so cool. I have to watch that. Who is he? Orson Scott Card?

He wrote Ender's Game. Oh, cool. Yeah, dude. Cool. That's awesome. Vipiris says, I haven't watched the reboot fully, but in the original Battlestar Galactica series, they arrived at Earth in one of the final seasons, and the rest of the show was them trying to fit in on Earth.

Oh, no, it was like the last episode in the reboot. Yeah. Spoilers. Doge says, in KSP, I don't turn Rocket under a certain height due to air resistance. This is the majority of my fuel cost, using a vacuum hyper tube to build up escape

velocity and avoid dense atmosphere might work. Oh, that's Kerbal Space Program, right? If we could do that, that makes sense. Because you know, when you drop a bowling ball and a feather in a tube, they fall together exactly the same. There's no air resistance. So, get

rid of air resistance and atmosphere, then we just fly right up. That's no air resistance. So get rid of air resistance and atmosphere. Then we just fly right up. That's a good point. Carl Schneider says, Chris says, Sniffing my own gas is a guilty pleasure. Really? Well, you do you, man. Freedom.

Sun Cormac says, I dedicate this 50 to Lydia and Adam. Want to go fast? Travel alone? Want to go far? Travel together. Teamwork. We'll split it after the show yeah there you go got it thank you get some beers game freak says great job but stop stealing my novel ideas okay we'll do that

Jeremy says recommend the James P Hogan Giants books I don't know from Taladin 1337 your segment about a starship dropping colonies of humans on habitable planet sounds a lot like Dead Orbit's mission statement from Destiny. To avoid extinction, spread humanity across the stars. Oh, yeah. It's pretty cool. You're right.

I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Jmax says, my favorite theory is the South Park reality TV planet. It explains everything. I think the episode is called Cancelled. Yeah. Or we got cancelled a long time ago and now we're just left to our own devices. Sat says, for everyone making fun of Trump for creating Space Force,

the Russians developed the MiG-31 that can fly to near space altitudes and carries missiles that can shoot down satellites. So Space Force is not so crazy. I didn't think it was crazy when he announced it. I was like, oh, great. Finally. That makes sense.

We do need a Space Force. Oh, yeah. It made definite sense. Guytron says, spin the Earth. Gravity is oppressive. We can't. It's encased. Oh, you can't spin it.

It's actually this internal solar panel configuration that makes it rotate. It's really cool. I haven't picked it up and tried to spin it. There's a protest in downtown LA. Crazy.'s from us action man says rage against the machine lyrics are feeling more and more relevant these days especially if you uh was it uh f you i won't do what you tell me yeah yep right on that's that's america dude the man with the panama hat says keep on uh keep on keeping on space cowboys tin man says a little behind but my dad did presidential details a lot hillary apparently

referred to her police protection detail as her trained little piggies this was back when bill was in office oh no don't like that what was that about americans being arrogant oh yeah i don't know that's something else that's entitlementlement. Garrett Copp says, I really enjoy when you guys cover space news as an occasional break from other news. If you're really into ideas for colonizing the solar system and beyond, check out Isaac Arthur's channel. Well, we definitely want to talk more about fun,

exciting things, like the original ideas for the show was not to be talking about constant political stuff. Yeah, before we started the show, he was like, one rule. There's only one rule for the show. We will not say Democrat or Republican. Well, we threw that out the window, didn't we? show, he was like, one rule. There's only one rule for the show. We will not say Democrat or Republican. Well, we threw that out the window, didn't we? Well, the lockdown happened. And then all of a sudden, the headline for every channel, there was no other news other than Trump and the Democrats arguing with each other.

That's true. And so it was like, what's going on with the coronavirus? Yep. And Trump. And the Democrats. We talked about something. Guys, we were almost going to make it through without even saying that word. My favorite show, I think so far, was complaining about the Harley Quinn movie.

It was fun. Such fond memories. Because we were so passionate about it. We watched the movie. It was awful. And I feel like we were doing a service to people out there. Yeah, I feel like we saved people. Don't watch the movie.

Seriously, we're saving you. Let's see. Tech Tech Design says Trump to sign executive order on social media on Thursday. I kind of roll my eyes at that. I don't know what he could do, but we'll see. There's like tax stuff maybe. I don't know. I don't know.

You think it's going to have something to do with Twitter maybe? Well, yeah. Twitter shall not fact check me. My opinion. Now that he's feeling the heat because the election's coming, now they're like, oh, we better do something. Yeah, maybe. Brando Commando says, breaking.

Trump will sign an executive order against social media companies tomorrow. CNBC one hour ago. It is social media stuff. Al Santiago says, they're finally suppressing your video on my side. I usually get recommended on your videos first, but now I have to go to your channel. Harumph, I say. I agree. Harumph. Yep, that's what YouTube does. first, but now I have to go to your channel. Harumph, I say. I agree.

Harumph. Yep, that's what YouTube does. Well, hey, thanks for coming up. Appreciate that. Electric Spirit says, guys, have you played Animal Crossing? Not me. Nah. Drunken History says, have some sweet, sweet Skrilla for that upcoming nut surgery. I think I'm okay. I hope not. It happens in skateboarding. Yeah, it does.

But hey, telling the story apparently got me some cash. Nice. That's the thing about skateboarding. Worth it. The thing about skateboarding is I'm like, I wish we filmed it. Yeah, even the crazy falls are worth posting. That would have been, oh man, I'd love to have that on video, what happened. Because it would have just been a viral video.

I mean, we take turns doing runs. We could just film each other when we skate. Somebody sent us a bunch of gear. We should just bring it out and film some clips. Yeah, you know what? On that note, I just want to send a shout out. Should we say his name? I don't think we should.

No, I'm going to send him a... What's his first name? Brian. Brian? Ryan. Ryan? Yep. Alright. Hey, Ryan. Thank you so much for the camera gear you sent us. Holy cow. It is really awesome. Really good stuff. And I'm loving the slide, the camera slide.

We got a slide tripod. Dude, we're so excited. So now we can get some cool sliding shots. Or going back and forth in the mini ramp. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it's a good point. Wish we could have gotten that. Really cool.

Only a couple times. Thank you so much. We're going to send you a t-shirt. And why not, right? Harumph, I say. Yeah, for sure. Unless I already got one, but we'll send more. Doesn't matter.

We're going to send it to you figure it out and a pair of Volcom modern straight yeah you're gonna include some pants I bought a bunch of pants

that are supposed to be stretching they don't stretch they don't stretch alright where are we at where are we at Disturbed says what do you think

the likelihood of a civil war is within the next decade very very high I don't know there was an article from the Atlantic where they interviewed a bunch of national

security experts who put the estimate between like 35% and 90% with the average being like, what, 60% or something? That sounds right. That's the experts saying 30% to 90%? That's a pretty wide range. That doesn't sound like a guess. That's like, you know what? I could probably guess too.

I'm not an expert, but it's between 0% and 100%, though. Yeah, but. I'll tell you that. If the lowest anyone said was 30%, that's a 1 in 3 that there's going to be a civil war in the United States. Actually, it would be 33%. You get the point.

Yeah. Alright. Bullseye, thanks for joining. Fluffy, thanks for the super chat. Thank you. Astralis Lupa says, wanted to let you know that you can get one brace with stitched reinforced sides that would work well. I coach MMA and use them whenever I train with a knee injury. Cool. Oh, interesting. Balian says,

bro, buy a nice mansion with acreage and just build a new building to your spec. That's what we're looking at. And so the challenge then is to get enough space for a good price so that we want to be able to be noisy and be loud and work. We also want to be secure.

And skate. Be close to an airport. Have good internet. These are all the things we're looking at. Yep. Porkin says, sent Lydia a story. Pew Research BS tweet.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I tweeted about that. Fire Damon says, hey, Tim, Lydia, and Soy Jesus, if you want a good book about the effect of time dilation on wars and the soldiers, check out The Forever Wars. Will do.

Cool. Michael Hickson says for cold sleep sci-fi story read coyote trilogy all right let me write this one down and then i'll write the next one down okay cool the cobra viper says farts don't care about your feelings oh my gosh don't you know it duck duck he says hey i have i have family in india and it seems like shots are being traded between indian and chinese soldiers on the border. Hope that CCP doesn't think that war will save them. Oh, man. Rick K. says, Did you ever play Overpower?

Marvel card game. Never played it. I remember it, but I didn't play it. Yeah. Long time ago. Magic players. Forgotten Values says, Blue is not the most powerful. Just run Discard. Uh, yeah. I mean, maybe.

In Commander, though, commander though discard you know it's it's there's not a lot of good everyone discards stuff it's more you are the person I'm gonna pick and that's just hate so I mean and the other problem is I'll counter it it's like if your deck is built

around it then I just counter oh you're playing that discard deck okay i will always hold up a counter spell and i got my counter spell i got my cyclonic or you could just discard the counter spell what's the difference it depends on if they target the discard that's a good point if i'm holding cyclonic rift and they target my hand i'll be like i counter it yeah and they'll be like i'll discard again i'll rift your dude right just use it yeah but discard does that is a good point, though. Discard can absolutely... Now black and blue. Counter discard.

Yep, with card draw. Yeah. Fluffy the Great says, Tim, I want to try to make a good 100% America skate decks called Abducted Ink. Out of greener wood, any tips? I have some ideas to build better bamboo decks, maybe mixing the wood. Interesting. I don't know.

You know more about construction than I do. i i worked at multiple skate companies i i used to actually paint the boards for boston boards in new york um and then i started right over arbor and actually worked at arbor worked with with the the team to create some boards so you know i i know about molds i know about you know creating boards but i don't know about sourcing the wood. That's another thing that I wasn't part of that process. So I think that would be pretty important. You'd have to source American maple or something. Bottom layer carbon fiber.

Okay. Bamboo. Carbon fiber. Bamboo. Carbon fiber is really dirty, though. Dirty? Yeah, it's a dirty process. doesn't wouldn't last a lot longer so it's a trade-off true yeah it absolutely would the bottom layer less likely to you know kind of erode with tail swiping and stuff true if the

board can last longer because bamboo lasts longer then you make less boards that's a good point yeah yeah i don't know i don't know i don't. I don't even know how you'd actually make carbon fiber. Steve RB240 says, new job. Have to watch stream at nine. If you so choose Syracuse, I'll bring you the best range in the area. Member 14 years. Also work at Halal Restaurant and we'll make you all awesome food. Vegan options.

Ooh, yeah. That sounds great. Yeah, it does sound good. Chris Clark, thanks for the super chat. Video Brosos says did you know it's illegal to fart in public after 6 p.m in florida because florida i farted hard at work once and it was a mistake guess what happened i can't is that for real i hope you didn't get arrested rando commando says trump will sign an executive order against tech censorship tomorrow we'll see what that means yep we'll see i think we're all gonna be disappointed.

Sir Die A Lot. Trump's tweets about conspiracy theory stuff is actually smart. He has been saying there will be investigations on social media treating conservatives differently, and then he got them to do it in front of everyone. But Twitter just apologized for it. They didn't do anything. It was the tweet about mail-in ballots where they went after him.

And that was messed up. Jonathan Strider says, what do you think of a government that only enforced objectively verifiable benefits to society, say murder being wrong and leaving the still gray areas to smaller units? I don't know. To be honest, I don't know if it's... I don't know. Yeah.

That's a long... That is a long thought process. Naya says, Tim, instead of a Mars mission or a moon mission, how about we just build a solar powered orbital elevator to allow us to send shuttles up easier? For sure. I heard that wouldn't work, though, for some reason. I don't know. I don't know enough, though. David Walker says, I like how how the Google trend for COVID looks like the curve of infections. Saludos from Chile. That's interesting. Cesar says Trump is signing an executive order tomorrow

against social media. Pompeo declares the U.S. officially sides with Hong Kong against China and L.A. slash Minnesota erupt in riots. So much for a slow news day. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's been a crazy day. Jonathan Strider says, what would you think of a government that only enforced objectively? Oh, is that

pop up twice? Oh, you did. I think you came up twice. Aaron and David, thanks for joining. Thank you, Bill. Chris Clark says, what if everyone was pragmatic in politics for the betterment of humanity? Life would be very boring, but better in a lot of ways. Wolfault says, fact check. Fact check. AOC

boob gate? Let's see. No, no, no, no, no. Alex Gonzalez says, where can I get more info about your new business venture? Well, my plans, there's nothing. It's like, I'm just waiting because the lockdown jammed everything up. And I've been trying to do this in September. I was actually looking at a building, sale fell through, things are moving now. But you can check out scnr.com for the other business venture, which is operating and producing

really awesome content. Check them out. Johansson, thanks for the super chat. Jay Privacy says, Adam, will you be setting up a BitChute backup channel for AdamCast IRL as an insurance policy against YouTube censorship? Yes. Yes. Yes. I mean, yes. Because it's literally... I don't know. Yeah, I guess I should, right? Why not? It's just a backup. You sign up,

click link, and you're done. So when I post on YouTube, it automatically posts on BitChute. Yeah, why not? Sounds good. and i've had a bunch of videos censored they are on bit shoot and so people immediately can still watch it and they can compare it to see like oh it's still there i don't get any money like because the youtube video is gone in the partner program you get you're cut out but at least the video exists yeah that's cool yeah so let's see let me make sure we don't get a jump here and uh where are we at and it did jump on you didn't it well no i went down to make it jump oh okay dmg says if killary is vp and biden dies

does that make pelosi vp because her own daughter says she would stab you in the back as soon as look at you her own daughter said that yeah she said she cut your head off before you knew it why yeah that's what she said why i think Why? What context would you say that about your mother? That might make Pelosi VP, right? Oh. Is that how it happens? You think Pelosi's in on it? I don't know.

I don't know where Pelosi is. That would be a nightmare scenario. Yes. This is crazy. I didn't know. Dude, I was already afraid of Pelosi. Man. She's really something.

Her own daughter. Yeah. Shonda says, I'm drunk, but coherent, of Pelosi. Man. Her own daughter. Shonda says, I'm drunk, but coherent, I swear. Nice. Random user of sight says, the idea that we are ancient humans from space doesn't make sense when you take into account that we evolved from primitive life forms on Earth. But it's fun to think about. Yeah, it's just horsing around. You're so literal, man. I'm actually using it as a thought experiment to try and understand our roots as well as what would happen if we did colonize other planets.

Or the primitive life forms were here and when we got here we were like hmm. Or. Let's just introduce our DNA into this line. Yeah. Genetically modified something that could exist on this planet because they couldn't survive in Earth's ecosystem. Boom. There it is. Alright where are we at? Jesus Perez says, the next evolution of fuel will be from the sun. Let's see.

Jago says, you are naive. Netflix is going to SJW Cowboy Bebop. No. I know. I'm worried about it. That's why I'm saying

they better not mess it up. Yeah, that's what they're doing to my books. How does that make you naive? I don't get it. Track Media says, the one thing you can guarantee, especially in the SJW nightmare,

is that they will mess it up. Definitely. Nonservium says, check out Caprica for more Battlestar goodness. Yes, but they only had like one season, right? Yeah, it was. David Marcella says, if you like Bebop, you should check out Outlaw Star. It's basically the original Bebop. It's old school like Ninja Scroll.

Dope. All right. I like it. Zero Duality says, Einhorn is Finkel. Finkel is Einhorn. And there is a card in Hearthstone and a character in Warcraft called Finkel Einhorn. Really? That's funny.

That's good. Johansson Sock says, Wheel of Time was epic but ended with so many questions. Shame Robert Jordan died before he could complete it himself, but Sanderson did a good job. Although he did write the ending himself. Oh, because he wrote the ending before. He wrote the ending probably long before and gave the ending to Brandon Sanderson and spent the last year of his life working with Brandon to finish it.

So, I mean, it's funny that you'd say the ending left a bunch of questions, but Jordan wrote the ending. Word. Troy says, I remember coming across Cowboy Bebop almost 20 years ago. First episode I watched was episode 24. The song at the end by Steve Conti got me hooked. It's a

great show, man. Aaron McIntyre says, Well, some spoilers, like 10 seasons of Stargate SG-1 later, if we have a Space Force, don't we in theory have spaceships for the Space Force to crew? No, we have satellites and space weapons and technology hacking. They're ground crew.

We got stuff in space. For now. Right. Right. Right. For now. Michelle Mybell says, just in. Cuomo granted immunity to nursing home executives after campaign donation. I heard something about that. I'll check it out. Big Red, thanks for becoming a member. Thank you. Reclaimer says, the Canadian courts just ruled that the

Huawei VP can be extradited to the US. Wow. Wait, what? Canadian courts? What? Oh, because it's in Canada. Oh, okay. Thomas Ratcliffe says every good discard commander deck needs a Keening Stone. What does that do? Do you know? I don't remember.

I think it's a mill card. I don't think it's a discard. It's like millstone, right? Yeah, it's like everybody for each card that has been put in the graveyard they mill that many times. I don't remember exactly what the Keening Stone is. Where are we at? Austin says, it's all good, Adam.

You're still great. Also, it's looking more likely that they'll cancel the 80-year Sturgis rally this year. I don't care. I'll go anyway, even if no events. Ride free. Take risks. Fluffy the Great says, I looked at carbon fiber. It will be like 120 bucks a deck.

Is there a way to get a hold of you to talk and I can send you a prototype? Definitely. First, follow Adam Krigler on Twitter. Yeah, tweet at me. Sure. The other thing is, if you go to timcast.com slash donate, there's a PO box where you can send whatever. I mean, you know,

legally. And also you can follow me at Timcast and also smash the like button and also you can follow me at TimCast and also smash the like button and also you can follow at Sour Patch Lids who is LYDS. Yeah, but send us a board. We'll try it out. We'll make a video about it.

VaporTrails says, if they're going to fact check Trump, they need to do it to every politician, otherwise they have no defense. Completely agree. And they fact checked his opinion and sent people to the opinions of Chris Saliza from CNN. It's the stupidest fake news ever. Darth Cynical

said, Middle Tennessee area is a great place with lots of secluded property. Still available, reasonably priced. Draw a 70-mile circle around Nashville, and good luck. Oh, look at it. Weather is important. Daniel Hawk says, Weird fact of the day, Nancy Pelosi's daughter is a member of the... Oh weird fact of the day nancy plosy's daughter is a member of the oh i'm not gonna say that unless it's true so we gotta we gotta back that

one up max lank says i wish you could go to jesse lee pearson's show please well not really traveling now and i may be maybe too busy for any of this stuff moving forward especially if we get a building and we're doing all these different shows yeah grim soul banisher banisher says sadisi guy here adam i, I hate blue too, and the blue in my deck is occasional draw and fleet swallower. To dump half my deck, I refuse to use counters. You fleet swallower yourself? That's

pretty funny. Skippy says, the anime Trigon has some great futuristic stuff in it too. Don't want to spoil it for you. Awesome anime. Trigon is also very awesome. Chuck Morris says, Space Force. Service guarantees citizenship. Aha. Nanon says, Fiberglass composite with laminated wood

is almost as strong as carbon fiber and significantly cheaper. Cool. That's true. Fiberglass is easier. Alright. It's not as strong. Well, we once again went over time, but it's okay. I guess. We're getting pretty consistent. It was a two-hour show. Now it's a two-and-a-half-hour show. I didn't skip anybody this time. Good, it was a two-hour show now. It's a two and a half hour show

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