Timcast IRL - Trump DEPLOYS NUCLEAR Submarines Amid Threats By Russia, SABER RATTLING Escalates w/ Jason Ellis

Episode Date: August 2, 2025

Tim, Ian, & Tate are joined by Jason Ellis & Richie Jackson to discuss Trump deploying Nuclear Submarines amid threats from Russia, American Eagle refusing to apologize over Sydney Sweeney jeans ad, a man abducting a child at a Virginia mall in disturbing video, and a skater attacked by a pit bull.   Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Ian @IanCrossland (everywhere) Tate @RealTateBrown (X) Serge @SergeDotCom (everywhere) Guests: Jason Ellis @EllisMate (X) Richie Jackson @thefeatchX (X)

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for like the 800th time. It's saber rattling. Russia's been making these claims about nuking the West if we don't, you know, give them their demands or whatever. Donald Trump is basically threatening back saying it's time for a peace deal or else. I'll stress we don't know if he means nuclear powered or nuclear armed submarines, so it just does seem like saber rattling. I'll just throw my opinion right into the intro. I don't know that it's cause for alarm or anything like that, but it is interesting, so we will talk about this.

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Yay, I made it. Who are you, sir? What do you do? I guess I'm a retired professional skateboarder, but I still skateboard so you can't really retire me and Tony Hawk is still a pro. So screw that. so am I. And I'm a comedian. That's really my job. And a podcaster. I was a radio host, but now I'm a podcaster. So I think that's pretty much all my job. So I train people how to box, I teach skateboarding a little bit to the kids, teach them how to do it in a safe way. So that's pretty much my job these days. Right on. All right. It's going to be fun. Thanks for hanging out. Richie Jackson is joining us.

I am Richie Jackson. I am executive director of the Richie Jackson Foundation, which is a nonprofit I started back in 2008 to hopefully one day cure me of a medical condition I have called proptosis, otherwise known as bulgy eye syndrome. Let's go. Are you joking?

Hmm? That's a yes. We also have Ian Crossland. Hi, Richie. Thanks. Jason, good to meet you, man. And also, I'm also a comedian. I figured this out over the last week. People keep being like, what does he do? Oh, I'm just alighting the load, baby. This confuses you. Yeah, let's rock and roll. Oh, Tate. Yeah, what's up, guys? Talk to me, homie. Well, it's weird. I put the Australia shirt on this morning, just coincidentally, and I'm at a table with two Aussies. I don't know how that, it's just magic, I guess.

You didn't even know what you were doing. It's divine. I don't, yeah. It is what it is. So, yeah. Is that cricket? No, rugby. I have a bunch of rugby shirts, so Australia, it's a miracle.

I'm from Melbourne, so Aussie rules. Let's go. I'm aware of rugby, but I was the guy that bounced it. Right on. Hey, let's jump into the news. We got this story from Reuters. Trump orders nuclear submarines moved after Russian provocative statements. Indeed. US President Donald Trump on Friday said he had ordered two nuclear submarines to be positioned

in the appropriate regions in response to remarks from former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev about the risks of war between the nuclear armed adversaries. Security analysts called Trump's move a rhetorical escalation with Moscow, but not necessarily a military one given that the US already has nuclear-powered submarines that are deployed and capable of striking Russia. Okay, well, I don't like it either way. So Medvedev said on Thursday that Trump should remember that Moscow possessed Soviet-era nuclear strike capabilities of last resort

after Trump had told Medvedev to watch his words. Based on the highly provocative statements of the former president of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, I have ordered two nuclear submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that, Trump said. I think it's a lot of bluster, and we don't know if they're nuclear powered or nuclear armed, which matters. But here's the reality, Russia's been threatening to

nuke us and NATO nonstop for years, and it's kind of just like blah, blah, blah. We don't consider your words anymore. None of us are deeply concerned by this, but I don't know, should we be? Well, yeah, we gotta end this war. This is like, I don't know what when when when Zelensky came to the US and had that meeting with Trump and JD Vance, and then they humiliated him. He was a second language. It was really hard for him. I that

everything changed after that the tone his he basically was like, fuck this, fuck these people, I'm doing what I want. Europe's still going to fund him. Now Trump is just selling the weapons to NATO instead of giving them to NATO. But he's acting like that's a victory. I mean, Europe's still gonna fund him. Now Trump is just selling the weapons to NATO instead of giving them to NATO, but he's acting like that's a victory. I mean, in a way we're getting reciprocated financially for but we're still funding the people droning Russian cities, drone attacking Russian cities.

So like, it's not surprising that they're talking about last resort. So we gotta stop this. I don't know what's Putin's victory condition. Does he just want east of the Donbass? Is that all? Because if we can publicly get him to explain it, maybe he did to Tucker Carlson.

I didn't watch the full interview. Probably it's right there for us to take. Just figure out what he wants, and let's resolve it. That's what Trump's been trying to do, but he's not negotiating anymore. What does he want? Well, that's why you're seeing this, because Trump gave him an August 8th deadline.

So he's trying to maximize pressure. I mean, initially, a few weeks ago, he said 50 days, then revised it to like July 28th and then revised it to August 8th. So it's maximum pressure on the Russians to try and get Putin to come to a come to a negotiating table. But yeah, you know, I will I will stress how at this how little I care about the conflict in Ukraine at this point. Yeah.

Because it's like Trump campaigns on ending the war and then Putin's like, nah, and then I'm just like, why are we still giving money to these guys? Trump is saying we're going to send more weapons and more money. Why? To like force Putin to negotiate or something? I honestly don't think the American people actually care about this at all anymore. No, I don't see flags in people's twitter accounts or anything like that. Nobody really talks about it. If oil if if the Russians won, which it looks like is going to be inevitable in some fashion There's going to be some sort of peace deal where the Russians take some territory. Maybe oil is going to go up to six bucks a gallon Do you think people can handle that? Literally masking. Well, it's the europeans. I think we'll be fine. We can, we have other partners. We can, Trump can drill. We can take Canada.

We can take Canada, yeah. We can take Alberta, as we should. We can unify with Canada peacefully. Yeah, right. Annex, Annex. Sorry, the correct one. Reclaim. Yeah.

How factual is that story that a guy from the West, it was either America or Canada, he took the free citizenship deal in Russia and he ended up getting conscripted, went to the front line and allegedly just got, just got killed is that true? I heard that but I don't know it's a fast turnaround. That's what I heard Drone strike. Yeah, can a late guy is a Canadian guy serving a gas You know either a man by the sword man, and you know, the sword is only across the street It seems like it's in Russia and it's so far away But like nuclear weapons intercontinental ballistic weaponry satellite weaponry that we don't even know like they are our neighbors

So we should ask Alaskan and Russia are like what 800 miles apart or something? I don't know That and Sarah Palin could see it from her window. Yeah almost literally It just seems like the red white and blue man their flag. it's not a coincidence that it's red, white and blue. They were after the fall of the Soviet Union, they became seemingly a very strong ally to support and uphold republicanism. I mean, it's a federation, it's not a republic, but they're not communist. And the Chinese communist party is economically threatening to take over the globe by purchasing land.

So unless the US and Russia are tight, I see AI and the Chinese take over inevitable. So we have to be tight with Russia. We've got to be allies with Russia. It doesn't and the people are the people, you know, if you talk to them, they're the same. Yeah. I think everyone's lying and everything's fake. Come with you. Yeah. Yeah. Smoke. Yeah. Like this thing's been going on for years. We have no idea what's happening at this point. Trump wasn't able to negotiate a peace deal. But it's not just that. Like, you're talking about the negotiations, the trade, all the stuff we need to be allies with. And it's like, we're hearing now on the, the liberals are saying that the federal government is no longer tracking inflation data the way they used to. They switched it

up in May so that Trump can effectively make whatever numbers he wants so it looks good. On the right, they're saying, no, that's not correct. The numbers are just good. And I'm sitting here being like, I don't know, man. It's all fake, I guess. Age of deep think. They do want to demoralize yesterday, but it's a tactic to demoralize your others by

getting them so confused that they give up. That is a tactic. So I feel that too. I feel like, I don't even know what's real, so why even care? But it feels like I'm being opted by looking. Yeah. Well, I think that specifically is Trump's strategy,

is the flood the zone. It's flood with information. If you keep changing deadlines, changing this, that, and the other. You think Trump is doing that? Yeah, I think that's part of his strategy. It allows the administration to have a lot more breathing room because some of the stuff they're pulling off right now

would have been completely impossible 10 years ago. And I think part of that is because the media on the left are so demoralized and no one can keep up with what he's doing because it changes each day. It's actually a strategy. That was the Pam Bondi Epstein strategy? Just say a bunch of random crap and then cross your fingers? That one's a little different story. But as far as negotiations go, I think that

tracks certainly with Russia. It's better to apologize than ask for permission. I think that's the strategy. I hate that so much. I do too, but it's functional on a mammalian level. I think mammals are more attuned to you just taking what you need and then apologizing later as opposed to, oh, can I? Can I? No, you're not going to be part of the gene pool.

You're asking too many questions. You're talking about the food. Bro, that's a really, really weird way to. It's deep mammalian behavior. OK, so when you say you're not going to be part of the gene pool, can you now explain the logical conclusion of what you mean? People that wait to eat last, and they're like,

they ask, can I have some of the meat from our kill? Can I? I'm waiting my turn. I understand, but when you then say you won't be part of the gene pool and apply something else. Saying that to the person that is on, is just asking and refuses to like just take it and apologize later.

If you're always the person that asks, you might end up being, your genes may just not procreate because you're waiting to get fed. You're always asking. So there's a time and a place when you've got to like seize the opportunity. If it hurts people or things. You're actually right because you know, dogs will take food without asking and I'll apologize later and there's millions of them. Right? Very good point.

Interesting angle. I'm not saying as a human we should be doing this, but I think it's a mammalian trait. I did it the other day. My friend owns a horse, she's a rich person, she got a rich horse and now I see the horse all the time so it's our horse and she was like when you ride him I want to be there the first time you ride him and she hasn't been around lately so I just rode him and then I filmed it and I was like hey I rode your horse and I feel like if I had said, I'm going to ride your horse today, she would have said,

wait till I get there. And she wasn't going to get there. She was busy. And I was like, I rode him, and I'm alive. And she was like, well, then if you're alive and it's OK, then everything's OK. And I was like, that worked. There you go.

See? So there you go. But you know, what I was told is, Ian, it's always ask. Because you might not have to buy her dinner That's a good point. You might get driven. You know you never know you might not have to drive She's laughing, but I don't know if Ian understands No, no always ask I'm with it I think I grew up asking for permission living inside the lines

But there's a time and a place when you got to make noise and be the one that stands up in the crowd Unexpectedly and not as wait to be called on It depends on how hungry you are. Yeah. You know what's actually funny is, I actually just told this story the other day about when I was flying to Ukraine, we had to stop in Moscow, this is 10 years ago.

So I'm in London and Vice sends us to Kiev, it's a connecting flight that lands in Moscow and flies to Kiev. In the UK, when you're getting on a plane, they're like, now calling group one. And you like, you get up and you go in line and you're in group one. And like, now calling group two. And everyone's orderly. In Moscow, they say, in Russia or whatever, now calling group one. Every single person stood up and rushed the gate.

And they were shoving each other out of the way and just wiggling their tickets in the air. And then I was like standing there shocked, like what is going on? It's weird. And so I said, went in Rome and I shoved my way through and then just gave them my ticket, went on as everybody. And then I realized something with the Soviet Union and communism.

If you lived in a system like the Soviet Union that was starving, if you were the kind of person that got in line and waited, there was no food left by the time you got to the front. But if you were the person that shoved everybody out of the way and ran up and grabbed the food and ran, you survived. It's the same in China. I was going to say, I would expect that from the Chinese,

but not the- I noticed that lining up for planes. If a Chinese person keeps bumping into my back when I'm in the line, I know it's not disrespect. It's just where they come from. They're like, yeah, I'm trying to get as close as I can, like deal with it. Still not cool.

I wonder if that boards faster, just free, because I was watching this video, it was a video that went viral a while ago about how boarding airplanes is fake. Oh, right. They do it because it makes people feel good. For real, like you can pay to board first, and so people do.

And it's, they were saying that boarding it randomly is faster than the way we do it, but people get angry because they think like, I have, you know, status and I pay extra. Or they want to board with their family and they don't want to. So the most efficient way to board is windows first, then aisles, I'm sorry, then middle seats, then aisles,

but instead they're just like, nah, we're gonna keep it this way, and it sucks and doesn't work. It makes more sense to board the back of the plane first, but the people that pay the money wanna sit up front. Isles, windows first. Both, like windows in the back, and then you'd slowly come to the front of the plane.

Right, then the middles, then the aisles. All the luggage is open near the front. And then people get mad because they're like, I got here an hour early and I want to put the bag up. I don't think people know how to get on and off a plane anymore. Oh, yeah. That's what I've noticed. Doesn't matter what you say.

It's just like, I know people can't get off a plane. That's the one I noticed the most. Not when you're on fire. Just go. And it's some, they have their bags back here, or they're waiting for this, or they're trying to do two bags, or somebody in front of me is trying to sneak in front of me and the other person wants to wait. And I'm like, what is with all you people? Like, it's same as when I see it in traffic, like people line up in the big line. I'm like, there's a line right there where no one's in it, but nobody goes over there. It's just dumb. Dumb, most people are dumb. I think slowing down and lines in order actually gets you there faster

because of the risk of traffic jams, which can clog up the entryway. It's why you got to back off and let everyone off the train first before you board the train in New York. It's etiquette is like, get out of the way, let everyone off. And I think that's probably why societies

that grab and take are usually fail. Also, people think that skateboards is not luggage. You ever get that? So I take my skateboard on the plane and people I put it in, in the overhead and someone goes, this happens a lot. Who's skateboard is this? And I go, mine. And they go, well, you need to move it.

I'm like, no, I don't. And they're like, what do you mean you don't? I'm like, this is, it's my bag. It was in there first. If your bag was in there, I wouldn't go, whose bag is this? You need to move it. Just because mine's got wheels on it,

yours has usually got wheels on it too. I'm not moving it. But there is a weird thing where I'm a child. I have a child's toy and I do not deserve equal respect as another person because it's a skateboard, not luggage. They try this with guitars too. Did you move it? Everybody gets a man.

No, never. I get in trouble because I look like an asshole as well. So it's like, look, we're not trying to start trouble, sir. And I'm like, I'm not starting trouble. I'm just telling you that that's staying right there. It was there first. Is it your checked luggage? Yeah.

Oh, OK. Yeah, there's a weird thing where people treat skateboarders differently than normal people. We are an oppressed minority. I believe we are. I stand with you guys. I stand with you. I get profiled man. Tony Hawk, it's his fault too because he skateboards in the airport. And I do too because I see him do it. But the difference is, I've realized this from trial and error, when Tony Hawk skateboards in the airport, everyone goes, is, I've realized this from trial and error, when Tony Hawk skateboards in the airport,

everyone goes, whoa, it's Tony Hawk. When I skateboard at the airport, people don't go, whoa, cool, it's Tony Hawk. They go, who is this asshole, and who does he think he is? And then people get mad at me. He's coming right at me. You know what's funny, like, do you think Tony Hawk understands his privilege?

Oh yeah, no, because we've talked about it when we used to have the podcast together. I had a security guy go to me, hey, you can't skate in here, and I was holding it. And I was like, I'm holding it. And he was yelling at me. And I was like, but I'm holding it. And he's like, well, you can't skateboard in here.

And I'm like, agreed, but as you can see, sir, I am holding it. And it was like, there's people like Tony Hawk, and he mentioned it by name. The first thing I did when I got home was go, dude, you are making my life hell. People are pointing me out now because you are posting videos of you skateboarding in airports. You ever, you ever, you ever watch 30 Rock?

Yeah. You know that John Hamm bit they had where he was in the bubble. So in 30 Rock, John Hamm's character is so attractive. He's like mentally retarded, but everyone keeps talking about how great he is, how smart he is. He thinks he speaks French, but he doesn't

because they just find him so attractive. That's, there are people like that that walk through this world, getting away with things like Tony does. He has, he also does have stories where he gets treated like me. Cause not everybody knows Tony Hawk. A lot of people do, a lot more than us,

but every now and then he has been told, you cannot bring that on the plane. Cause some people will make up their own rules on a plane. Like the flight attendant goes, you cannot bring that on the plane. And he'll go, how's that possible? I checked in my bags and the person said, you're bringing the skateboard on the plane and he'll go, how's that possible? I checked in my bags and the person said, you're bringing the skateboard on the plane, sounds good.

But now you're trying to check, cause some people pretend that, well, they think that they're their own security or they can call the shots. And now instead of having, you don't wanna have an argument, but Tony will not argue with the lady if she's like, you can't bring it. But he's been checked before

and called out for having a skateboard. You know what I do when I'm boarding a plane and they say like, hey, we're full, you can't bring your bags on. I just go, oh, sorry about that. I walk to the back of the line and then I hold the bag slightly at an angle

to where the person at the gate no longer can see it. And then I walk up and scan my ticket and they don't say anything and I walk out with my bag. Dude, they'll be like, you can't have two carry-ons. You can't have your backpack and your fanny pack. You have to put the fanny pack in the backpack when you walk through the aisle and then you can take it out.

I've had that. Well, they just, they make up rules. Like you're going through TSA and then they yell at you. You're like, I didn't realize it was keep your shoes on day. I'm sorry. Yeah. What's the deal with airplanes? They're pretty cool.

But wonderful technology, amazing. Let's jump to this next story from TMZ. American Eagle, Sydney Sweeney's jeans ad is about jeans. Speaking of jeans that Ian was just mentioning. So they're actually trying to claim, they've issued a response saying, Sydney Sweeney has great jeans, is and always was about her jeans.

Her jeans, her story. We'll continue to celebrate how everyone wears their American Eagle jeans with confidence their way. Great jeans look good on everyone. Come on. Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue.

Sidney Sweeney, Hasbro Keynes. Love it. Love the semantics. So I'm like, with this commercial from a week ago and this statement now, are they really trying to claim that they're not talking about her genetics? I think they're doing both, aren't they? Yeah, I thought that's what they were doing. I just don't get how it's racist.

Me neither. Because I was on TikTok before I saw the actual ad and I saw a bunch of TikTokers flipping out on her for the ad and I was like, oh man, what has she done? And now I'm trying to find the actual ad and I saw a bunch of TikTokers flipping out on her for the ad. And I was like, Oh man, what has she done? And now I'm trying to find the actual ad and I'm like, wait, maybe I'm not watching the actual ad yet because I'm not seeing it. And then I, and then I realized, no, you did. You watched it.

You're just not getting that. There's some racist, it just, she's saying she's hot and she's got blue eyes and her jeans are blue It doesn't mean anything about being a superior race or anything Well the campaign to be fair the campaign was originally titled eugenics, but I think they had to change that when it's funny This is a bulging eyes thing again It's a serious condition and and truthfully Beyonce also has great jeans. I would argue that's with a G I think she was genetically blessed as a human and but they didn't do a

Beyonce ad. I don't really care what color skin the person has when you're talking about who has good genetics as a human. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not like a basic for me anyway. So what basically happens is they're clearly talking about her genetics. Yeah, she's literally saying genes are passed down. And so for some reason, the, I guess these, these woke lefties were like, genetics means eugenics. And it's like, nobody said you have to be white

or anything like that. They were just saying she has good genes and they're commenting on her boobs. And then they got all mad about it. And now it looks like American Eagles trying to claim it's just about her genes, her pants. I like that she said said and even eye color. If it wasn't jeans determining eye color, what would it be? It's literally the only thing that can determine. Now if they do a collab with Hugo Boss, that might be a red flag. There you go. I bet when they were in the group was in there talking about

how are we going to do this commercial, you know, they're putting it all together. They probably discussed, should we say jeans with a G or with just spell it with jeans? It'll confuse people if we put the G in there. Let's just imply it. Did we leave the Kanye song on or what do we do? Hallelujah. I like that they're talking about genetics and sexuality and they're making her look sexy because we need genetic replication right now as a species so getting people horny is fine with that.

So they just released this and I'll just play this video. Hi I'm Sydney Sweeney and I'm from Spokane, Washington. I can work as a local hire as well though, and I'm available for the American Eagle jeans campaign shoot. Profile and hands, please. Is that it? And those jeans suck. Thanks.

Hey dude, hey. Hey Sydney. Love the flair. Are those the actual jeans? What do you got against white people? No, hey, those I love the flair. Are those the actual jeans? What do you got against white people? No, hey, those look like Jinkos. Those are a thing now. Really?

Yeah, my girlfriend's a little bit younger and I try to make her not wear those when I'm around her, but it's a thing. Too flowy? It's a thing. When you're hot, you wear bigger jeans now. And I'm like, why are you doing that? Oh. It doesn't show the contour of the body as much.

I don't know why. Look, I each to their own. We go through phases, but my my chick is hot. And I'm like, wear tight jeans. I don't care if someone else is looking. I'm looking. And your baggy ones is just like, you look like you got pajamas on. Does she have any say in how you dress?

She could. Yeah, for sure. Has she recommended things that you've got? I'm very stylish, so I don't really have to worry about that. That's true, yeah. But if she was like, what are those? I had some Crocs on or something, which I would never do. But I would respect her for bringing that up.

The Crocs stay on. No, they don't. They will never be on ever. I will never wear those. What are your shoes of choice? Nikes or vans? Vans to skate, Nikes to walk around in. Okay, I'm about to get some hiking shoes tomorrow. Any, any? No, don't do that.

Yeah, just don't do that. Yeah, why? Why would you do that? They're uncomfortable. No, they're not. These are um... What on earth? New Balance? I don't know why. That's not hiking.

Ian, you're a beetle boot guy. You need some beetle boots. Boots? Yeah. I think you should go Crocs. Just high tops. Circle back. Crocs. Crocs. You can go in the water. Sports shoes don't work with your whole kit. When you say don't do that, you mean don't do sports shoes with hiking? I'm say don't do Crocs. Oh no, no, I don't want to do Crocs. Crocs are bad for the for the society. I don't know anything about them. They're not attractive. If you start wearing them, it's like, look, if I I don't want to do Crocs. Crocs are bad for the society. I don't know anything about them. They're not attractive if you start wearing them.

It's like, look, if I was going to mug people, I would obviously not do that. But if I was going to, my person I would pick would be a person in Crocs. Because when you wear Crocs, you wear socks. And I'll punch you out of your Crocs. And then you'll have socks on. And you can't punch back because you

can't punch with socks on. Socks in the Crocs. Yeah. Wow. I get the inspiration through and through. You're better than that. And you've got to be ready to protect yourcks in the Crocs. Yeah. Wow. You're better than that. And you've got to be ready to protect your mom and your sister and your girlfriend.

So having Crocs on means you're not ready to defend anybody. Oh, I'm the same way with neckties, man. You can put them in sports mode. It's not about looking. You cannot put them in sports mode. What are you saying? Sports mode. It's not, it's no.

Sports mode. Yeah. I've, I've, somebody tried to tell me that cause I have a joke about it and I was like, wait, sports mode? What? and I was like, wait, sports mode what? And it's like, you have the little thing on the back, you flick it over and now it's in there. And I'm like, it's not really in there.

Oh, it's, oh, it's sportsy. I'm like a Ferrari when I throw that thing back. Men need to have calloused feet and hands so you can protect your family from anything. Yeah. You've got to be ready. You can pull a kid out of the fire if he ever falls in. Look, if society knows that all of us are ready, then they're less inclined to do bad stuff.

But if you're walking around, slatching around with your weird ass crocs and socks on, and people are like, man, you know what? I think I'm just going to mug somebody today. Andrew Huberman was saying this exactly. He's a neuroscientist. He was saying, if you don't let your attention fall. I'm basically a neuroscientist, just so you know.

I'm a doctor. He's saying, if you let your attention fall into what's easy, that you become trained to become a prey animal. Yes! Yes! That's why I believe everybody should learn how to fight. Everybody should always stay fit. Don't eat too much crap. Like you gotta be ready at all times for the rest of your life.

It's disrespectful to the people that need defense in your life. Like mums, girlfriends, daughters, people like that, kids. Like you can't rob me, you can't rob my family. You touch my family, I got you. You know, same as if I'm in a train, when people get mugged and people pull their phone out and film it, not me, I'm taking you out. Do you hear that story about,

this was a couple years ago, a woman was on a train in Philly and a guy started raping her on the train in front of people. And people filmed it. Yeah, that's all they did. They pulled their phones and stood there and watched it happen. See, I've really analyzed this and I get it because I've seen some videos lately where people getting jumped on the street and I get it. People are like, why didn't somebody jump in?

I'm like, you know, the person that jumps in is getting jumped. Like that's, and I don't blame a normal citizen for not jumping in. They're like, I don't want to get knocked unconscious. That's a legitimate gripe. That's scary. But if you do it enough, if we all do it enough, it will start to become normal. And the bad people will be less inclined to do stuff like that,

because they know instead of pulling our phones out, like it's pretty obvious that's what we do these days. If like five to six people jump in and start protecting that person, then society starts to catch on. I've seen videos of that like in Spain or in France or something of just, you just catch a crowd, just taking a dude out that was like

violently beating a woman or something, then five guys jump in. And it's like, feels good to see people protect their, I mean, I don't advocate for, I'm not like, yay, let's go hurt people. But when someone comes, a human animal comes in, which humans are animals, and they start wreaking havoc in a society. And then the society comes in and solves the problem by subduing the guy.

It feels good. It's like, this is what we should be doing. We should be protecting each other. It's what we're supposed to do. That's the thing that I don't, you know, I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm not into that. Like I train, I fight my friends. I don't fight random people. I'm not interested in having a street fight with anybody ever. But if you

are bullying somebody or beating up on somebody, two people against one, I'm going to stop it. You know, I'm just going to stop it. Because that's God made me for that. You know, like I was built for this. So if I don't do it, I disrespecting God. That's how I see it. Like if you get if you start picking on one person's five people, I'm jumping in man, and I'm not trying to hurt five people, but I am going to break it up. And if I have to break it up by hurting somebody, then I will, because I'm not going to let you get away with it.

I was thinking about how it's just one instance, the Chinese spy balloon that flew across North America, and people just sat there and watched this this like dazed prey. Otherwise make a noise about it or something. Make a noise at it. We talked about it. I complained a whole lot. Yeah.

We talked about it as it floated over the United States, snapping pictures or doing whatever. Yeah. I watched Richie was screaming. It was kind of, maybe it's not so related, but it, but a society of people that have become prey that are because they watch their TV screen and be wait to be told so much. Did you know that whilst I saw this, I don't know where it probably ticked off. Cause I'm, I got problems, but, uh, beehives wasp will go to a beehive and one

wasp will kill bees one by one, just grab him and sting him and kill him. And bees figured out that if they swarm that wasp and group up on him, they overheat the wasp until it dies. And they don't have, they've got no crocs on, you know what I mean? Like they are, that is like a thing where they are protecting the hive. And we're smarter than bees. Why don't we do that? Like what? We kind of do with police.

Well, because the issue is... Police don't get there in time. And then, but the problem now is if the wasp comes in and you swarm, you'll get called racist on the internet, you'll lose your job, you'll get fired, you'll get arrested, you'll get criminal charges. Hey, why did I, I didn't say the wasp was black. What are you doing?

I didn't say the wasp was black either. I said you'll get called racist no matter what. If our society is more life and death, like the bees and the wasps, I don't think people would complain. It's this luxury of being protected. You can... I'm okay to be called the name if I'm saving somebody.

You know how they do it too? They surround the wasp and then they vibrate. And the frequency they vibrate at causes heat. Makes the heat. It's pretty amazing, right? Because I don't feel like they know they're doing that. But they do it. They know that it kills it.

It's crazy that they figured that out. Like, I watched a video on it. I was like, and I'm pretty sure, like, first two guys that get in, they probably get hurt. They're committed to the family, you know? Yup, that's what it means to be a man. Let's jump to this story. This is a crazy story out of Fairfax. This is ABC7. I don't know if you guys saw this one. Suspect in child abduction caught on video at Virginia Mall involved in over 30 prior criminal cases. It's a scary moments unfold inside of Virginia Mall when a

man grabbed a toddler at a popular play area for children according to Fairfax County police on Andre because Sarah's yelled in even made it to the upper level of the Fair Oaks Mall before the child's parents stopped him. Virginians for safety president Sean Kennedy told 7 news he was stunned by how quickly the abduction happened. It's striking that somebody could do this in broad daylight and no one would notice. So 7 News dug into the suspect's lengthy criminal record detailing more than 30 criminal cases in Fairfax County including a felony charge

just weeks before the abduction for allegedly not stopping at the scene of a car accident. He's also been charged with assault and battery of a family member and malicious wounding. But records show Fairfax County Commonwealth Attorney Steve Descano declined prosecuting those two cases. This is crazy, man. I actually, this kind of relates to what you were saying earlier, this story. I did almost see a child abduction.

I was in Spain, of all places, and somebody calls out at the playground like, hey, that guy's trying to take my kid, whatever. Then they're yelling like, pedodost, which means pedophile in Spanish, I guess. And I was like, holy shit. And everybody kind of was going after the guy. And he pulls out a knife. So then it becomes a standoff.

But like you were saying, we actually did stuff. Like, I wasn't even communicating with these guys verbally, but we all just had to look like, all right, surround him. You know, he's pointing the knife at each of us kind of thing. Like, who's he gonna choose? Cops did get there quick and it was a great takedown the dude would tackle them as he took the knife out Yeah, but the weird twist of this story is um

The guy had Down syndrome, so they just called his parents his dad came and picked him up and took him home Yeah, mental well, so this is this is a crazy story I guess what happened was the father had the kids in the play area and This is a crazy story. I guess what happened was the father had the kids in the play area and he didn't realize one of the girls had run off outside of the play area. And this dude walked up and just grabbed the kid and went right into the department store.

But the mom was in the department store and saw him and then confronted him and he released the kid to her. And dad's in trouble. Oh yeah, he must be very embarrassed. This is like a warning sign from God. Mom saw it from the department store and dad didn't and he was watching the kids. That is a bad look. I bet he was on his phone. Also dad shouldn't, parents shouldn't have to worry about a world where there's a guy with 30 priors walking around. I know but you're talking about mental stability in the

world that you gotta you gotta be ready for. I know there's evil people out there and we should stop them but there's also you know life's tough man sometimes people pop and they they're not like all there or you know if you're mentally like you know you're a crazy person but you're you're you're you have a guardian and the guardian lost where you were for a second and you pick up a kid like things can happen and you should if you've got a kid like dude I'm a dad like if I'm watching a kid in the playground you ain't getting out dude yeah like I'm watching you yeah I got to it's your baby yeah it's crazy to me and I know what happened some people it's brutal but like how do you leave your kid in a car oh that's ridiculous yeah

that's that I don't don't well if you're going to the strip club unless it's intentional they're just claiming it's not it you're going to the strip club and unless it's intentional. They're just claiming It's not it's always a bar or strip club or something as well I would ask to be left in the car if my mom would take me shopping I didn't want to go walk around Joanne fabrics for an hour and touch fabric So I would be like can I stand the car and play on my watch? I had a watch video game Cars off it's locked windows were cracked or I would there were the handhold rollers I could roll them okay on if I needed it

And I just have a pair for you 45 minutes between the age of 11 and 13 or something about baby and 13 Okay, no, there are all these totally different people like forget their babies in the back seat and the baby dies Get your Those are on dude. That's crazy. You shouldn't be a parent Nicolette. It's a crime called like that's like prison fortunate There's a dog. I don't care You know dog cat like baby. You don't leave them in the car. You don't forget It's your family. What do we do it here? Lot of stories people snap and kill their kids and then they come up with some abstract. Yeah medical situation and it's like, okay

There's a there was one story. I saw where a cop left his dog is in the in his SUV He like pulled in front of his house went inside and then like a like 45 minutes later He realized dog wasn't the dog was dead cops love killing dogs though That'll be for tomorrow's debate on the culture war we've got Michael Malice and Richard high angry cops that'll be my claim I'll say you know like Michael Malice's no cops are bad and Richard high, angry cops, that'll be my claim. I'll say, you know, like Michael Malus is, no, cops are bad and Richard High's cops are good. And I'm gonna be like, my argument is just that cops like killing dogs.

They certainly do, the amount I've seen. They're so trigger happy. I feel quarterbacks, Michael Vick, they like doing it too, so. You know, I gotta be honest, I'm joking. I don't actually think cops like killing dogs, but I have seen some videos where I really question if the cops just wanted to kill a dog.

Yeah, for real. Straight up. One of them was a Chihuahua. I've never seen that one that one might be justified to be fair. Yeah, it's fair Okay, a guy shot a total a chihuahua. Yeah He was like well he was actually at first was either chihuahua or one of those miniature poodles What are they called? Yeah? Yeah, the annoying ones but um, no he was actually really working towards a positive, like bringing it back to the home. And then he just got bored and shot it.

What? This is a real thing. Are you kidding? No, it's a real thing. Was it in the United States? A toy poodle? Yeah. Because he was bored?

Well, it seemed that way. And he comes back and he goes, I had to dispatch it. Like, dispatch? Yeah. I don't know. No, I got to be honest. I just google searched cop shoots toy poodle and like nothing 78,000 okay there you go like open

season on these little I mean I've never trained as a cop I imagine they're told if a dog aggresses on you you're you have the right to kill it mmm if you're small blind dog yeah it was blind too how about that oh here we go in Missouri shot a small blind dog I think he's putting it out of his misery I mean look at that there's video too of this was this one you're talking about yeah it looks like him I recognize him Teddy was blind and deaf right so he couldn't hear and he couldn't see is that the killer shot him because he thought he was coming at him. Yeah that's what it must have been. Yeah just look at that dog. Yeah. If it's coming at you should you worry if you

worry you shouldn't be a cop. Yeah. If you can't handle that if you can't handle that guy hand to hand you should not be.'s his name Teddy to be fair Teddy Teddy was 13 pounds okay no oh all 13 pounds oh wow and he might have went feral you know some dogs when they're when they're breaking when they're breaking down in their lake super aggro he went there's a video of it when dogs are suffering at the end of their life, sometimes they go kind of crazy. He has a slicker sweater on. He can't go feral. Aw, dude, that poor dog, man. Who called the cops on him?

He pulled a gun! He pulled a gun! You know it wasn't his fault. Eddie? I think they called him because he should have complied. I don't know. How did the dog even bark at the cop without hearing or seeing him? Oh, they can sense someone. Oh, the smell, though. He smelled something.

He's a dog, dude. He's a dog. Does it say? Did he run at his legs and bite his legs or something? I think there's video of it. There is video. Really? I think the family might have thought it was like a fireman situation, like come and get

my lost dog. It might have been like that. It's not right. There's a five-year-old she to sue. We have to do that because of the algorithm. We can't say, you know what I mean? Who was blind and deaf. A neighbor found Teddy, gave him water and put him,

put out a notice on Facebook, seeing the dog's owner after an hour, according to a lawsuit. She called police for help. An officer named Myron Woodson pulled up in his car, pulled on a pair of rubber gloves and ambled through the line of trees onto a wide lawn where the little dog was nosing about in the sunshine. He carried a dog snare, but he struggled to secure it. There you go. He can be heard saying, I'm not going to let you bite me. He adds a moment later

as the dog potters about at his feet, panting and whacking its tail, trying to help you baby. He says, that, oh my God, the dog continues to amble about. It gets caught for a moment in a vine hanging from a tree. Woodson paces after it shifting the pole to his other hand. There is a click and then a loud report of a gunshot. Five seconds later he fires again. Had to dispatch it he says. Whoa.

Oh my god. Wait, mow them one shot? Yes. That dude, I don't know. Yo, what? You wounded it five seconds later and finished it off. And then he said, had to dispatch it. I feel vindicated here. They do wanna kill him.

So you call animal control is what should have happened. Right. Oh man. Geez, bro. You gotta have training, dude. Oh, Teddy. A little over an hour later, a tearful hunter found Woodson outside Sturgeon City Hall,

a windowless metallic building, looks rather like a shed. I wanna talk to the officer who shot my dog, he says in a video of the encounter, she's a 13 pound she, a Tissue. There was no need to use lethal force, there are many other tactics. Oh, you wanna talk or you want me to tell you how to do the job, Woodson replies.

You already did the job, there is no talking. The officer says he could not have known the dog was blind or deaf, I don't enjoy shooting dogs. I'm not happy to shoot a dog. I got dogs myself He said the dog might have been injured for all he knew how was I supposed to know the dog was blind and just confused I got to do with shooting it How did we end up on this story we're talking about a child deduction Richie Elucidated us to how much cops love going after dogs.

Well, because look, I Google searched, cop shot a toy poodle like Richie mentioned, and there's just a bunch of different stories about cops shooting dogs. Oh my gosh. There's Salt Lake City, there's, what do we got here? It's her dog Sinatra. This shouldn't have happened. Seattle. There's going to be people watching the show that it's her dog Sinatra. This shouldn't have happened, Seattle. There's gonna be people watching the show

that it's happened to. I know, I don't wanna make fun of it. Is there a scientific study on, look at this. University of New Hampshire, more than just collateral damage, pet shootings by police. You know, I'm starting to think the activists got it wrong with BLM, it's dog lives, man. Yeah.

Those cops are going around killing unarmed dogs. The term pet though, that's interesting, cause is it domesticated? Did you train it properly cuz an untrained like big dog is so dangerous. Oh, yeah, you got a dispatch though I'm not talking about the baby eaters. Yeah, like that's a whole different thing like a German Shepherd Then they say the pit bull. What do you guys thoughts on pit bulls in general? Do you think that the known really sweet ones and have known nightmares? You think so and them why and? Why? And the breeding?

Yeah, because it's like they commit, what, 60%, 70% of fatal dog attacks in their 3%, 4% of the dog population. It's just like, they're bred to kill. OK, maybe not. You don't have the bannum, but having to be like selective breeding, like you need to have like a permit or something. I'm ambivalent, man.

You know there's a big pit bull community that's going to come after you now. That's fine, because they can't argue with data. They have like vibes. Oh, they will. I have data. They have like vibes. Oh they will. You know I had a friend on my podcast, a girl, she was a model and she was staying at her auntie's house who had a pit bull and she knew the pit bull and she was in the kitchen grabbing a plate or something and she turned around the dog jumped up at the same time bit her front lip off.

Whoa. And she had to get like, the dog took the lip. She got a skin graft thing, so she has like this weird top lip thing. Oh, does she skate? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen her on Instagram. That's right.

She's a really cool chick. And she's really, she's very pretty. And she's got a very noticeable top lip now from this incident. And when she came on my show and talked about it, she talked about what kind of dog it was. And people attacked me for attacking pitbulls. And I was like, we didn't attack a pitbull. We were just telling the story.

And the lady, the girl, never said anything bad about pitbulls. But pitbull owners attacked both of us for telling the story. And I was like, I don't see, like, I think you're a little over the top on this one. Also, my friend's top lip is missing. What was her name? Oh, man. Is it Brooke? Yeah.

I just Googled the story. She's still a model. Like she still does stuff. She did like skate. She does like skateboarding. She rips at skating too. She's super happy, like a good spirited person and to go through such a traumatic... Some bastard dog. This is the this is a story from CBS. A dog tore off her upper lip five surgeries

later. She's a voice for others with facial injuries. She's 20 years old and she was teaching English and everything was going fine. She was skateboarding, modeling, all that stuff. In November 2020 her cousin invited her to take advantage of a cheap flight and visit her in Arizona. Her biggest worries about a zit on her upper lip, then something Cory still can't identify, triggered her cousin's pit bull. The dog launched at her face, bit down,

it weighed 100 something pounds easily, clamped its jaws on her upper lip and stayed there for nearly a minute. Cory said she was too startled to scream, but when she finally got the dog to release its grip, she saw something fly on the wall and fall on the floor. It didn't really hit me that it was my lip. I couldn't process that. She didn't realize the true extent of the damage for several minutes.

When she opened her phone selfie camera and inspected what she thought might be a deep cut, she found everything from the nose down was completely ripped off. Holy crap. Yeah, the photos are crazy. That's what they're bred to do. They're not like there and if you want a dog for bread. They're not bred to eat your face. They're bred to kill like they were designed to fight other dogs. So they're just they're bred for violence. Check it out. This is what she looks like now.

Wait, it's not gonna let me look at it, but you can see right there. I don't know if I can zoom in or whatever. What a story. So you can see she's still got like, it's alright, you know, like they did good work to get that back to normal. It's noticeable, but it's still, she's just such a good-spirited person that. You know, that's crazy, man. So what are we saying?

We're saying pit bulls shouldn't be allowed selectively bred out of existence? You're saying she didn't speak ill of the dog? At all. She was just like, it's a thing that happened. Bro, dude, there's a story of some lady who was feeding, she was like feeding her neighbor's pit bulls or her friend's pit bulls and her friend was like, hey can you feed my dog? She's like sure and she went over and she had things of food and she went outside and the dog just mauled her to death. Yeah. They just jumped on her and just ripped her to shreds and killed her

and I was like why would they do that? No idea. There's so many dogs that have a propensity for violence that can be defensed dogs. I gotta tell you man, I had a moment. We were in, we were in Martinsburg and some people had a pit bull off the leash running around. And I was like, quickest way to get me to draw is like, that pit bull was running up to me and my wife. I was like, oh, you should be a f***ing. And I'm like, bro, I'm not letting a pit bull run up to me for any reason.

This bad? Because the problem is, I'm not saying that somebody owns a pit bull and got in their backyard or whatever, I got no business, that's fine, as long as it's controlled. But the dog might be running up to me because it feels like I'm threatening their family. And that's a triggering reason to make that pit bull go nuts. And then I got to worry about my family. So keep your pit bulls on a leash, bro.

How did you handle that one? I just took a defensive posture and stood still and then the dog came up sniffed. I went to my car and then it ran off and I was like, because most times they don't have any bad intentions. But one thing is a dog to be violent. That's why it's not pit bulls though. But I've heard that they get addicted. I don't think so. They're genetically. So I think that if a pit bull a lot of people that have pit bulls

because I've been to the pound, there's a lot of pit bulls in the pound, because people want to be tough. They want to have a cool dog, take a photo, look how tough I am on Instagram and then they don't know how to take care of it because they're idiots. And then that dog has mental issues. It's been treated poorly. It's been neglected. And it is a monster. It's built in steroids. It's a jacked beast. But if it's the same look, I got a Chihuahua. If you poke that Chihuahua, he will bite you because he came from the streets. He got left on the streets and I rescued him. It's just he's like five pounds and he's not a hundred pounds.

The same rules apply. If you if you treat a dog poorly, if you treat a human poorly, it will be a dangerous person when it's late when it's older. The same rules apply with the dog. It's just this particular breed, if it does go rogue, it's going to kill somebody. So here are the stats. Pit bull attribution through claims, 60 to 68% of fatal and serious injuries. DNA verified, 25 to 30% are genetically verified pit bull

bites and pit bulls are 6% of the dog population. She said people claim 60 to 65% of claims are that this is from a pit bull and 30% is verified by genetic genetic. Reported, it's about 60 to 68 I think was the number. 60 to 68% of reported serious or fatal bites are pit bulls. Wow. Of those bites. It's a lot of people that get those dogs are those kind of people.

Yes. You know? Like you want to, it's an image. A lot of people get these dogs because they think they're a badass, look at my badass dog and they're not friendly to animals. They're not like pet friendly people. A lot, most people, a lot of people get pets and don't take care of them or throw them away.

Like that's why the pound is packed because people think they want a dog but they're not prepared to actually take care of the dog. Same rules apply with children too. So the- Terrible. The breed was created for bull baiting. What baiting?

Bull baiting. What is that? Between the 1500 and 1800 Pit bulls were bred specifically for the bloody sport of bowl baiting where dogs attacked bulls for entertainment It was banned in 1835 after that they were used for dog fighting After that they became work and companionship general pets. Where did they get first created? Does it say? They became work and companionship general pets. Where did they get first created? Does it say?

Uh, yeah. Where England's like a crossbreed of a of a like all the bulldog. Oh, yeah. Pit bull. I mean, that's England, Ireland and Scotland in the early 19th. You have to think like that's the origin is with the pit bull. It's designed to kill bulls like a golden retriever.

It's designed to retrieve a foul without crushing. It's like you could put an egg in a golden retriever. Oh, that's why they're so gentle. Yeah, they're literally head. So that. You could put an egg in a golden retriever. Oh, that's why they're so gentle Yeah, they're literally head and so it's like if you if you had a golden retriever and you mistreated it or treated it poorly It would probably still turn out to be a fairly decent dog And if you had a pit bull and you mistreated it or whatever, it's gonna kill you I mean, I asked you differences to pit bulls kill more. Yes, pit balls are involved involved in more fatal attacks than any other breed It's just not a coincidence. It's not purely environmental. It does have to do with genetics

that are passed down from the parents. That's how humans are too. It's a touchy conversation, but that's just the way animals are built. So to your point, the argument they make is, you are correct in that for a lot of these attacks, it's people who have abused the dogs, the dogs are poorly socialized. However, in that capacity, the dogs were specifically bred to have high strength and powerful jaws. So if you get a poodle that's screwed up

and a people that screwed up, the poodle no one cares. It's like I said with the chihuahua. Right, nobody cares, the chihuahuas are nasty. Yeah, like my chihuahua that I had for a very long time, I wouldn't let a kid go near him. Because he didn't trust kids and his reaction to being scared was he would attack. It was just he had like three teeth left in his head by the time he was done. So he didn't do that much damage, but he had bad intentions.

It's probably true of all animals. Like they say what is a hundred percent of human fatalities by killer whales were in captivity right nobody nobody's ever been killed in the wild by a killer whale that's the exact same thing and same as horses dude mmm like you treat a horse poorly and then you just some new person shows up and starts walking around the back of it's probably a bad idea that was that was the first lesson I got when I went to my friend's stable she was like I'm gonna introduce to my horses don't be a dick my friend's stable. She was like, I want to introduce you to my horses. Don't be a dick, they'll kill you.

And I was like, wow. One kick. Well, that's a big horse. Like, I'm one of my best friends is a horse, but he is also 1,200 pounds. Like, if he wanted to, he could do stuff to anybody. Have you ever seen it? They're like, hey, look, man, you give me the oats, we could.

While you're riding the horse, I've heard that. Does your heartbeat synchronize with their heartbeat? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I can talk to my horse without saying words that he can hear me through my thoughts. Oh, awesome. You can laugh at that if you want,

because I was like, that's a lie. And then I kept trying it. And every now and then I would say, come over here, when he'd walk on the other side of the barn, and he'd come over. And I'm like, that was just a coincidence. And I do it all the time. And it keeps happening.

Wow. And I'm like, it's like Avatar. It is the horses are horses change my mind about the way I treat people. Like, because horses don't talk. But you get a feeling if this person's a good person or a bad person. And that's how horses judge everything. Like the way you're what you're thinking the what your mood is, they know. They'll know if you've got bad intentions, you're in a bad mood.

If you're really sad, horses will comfort you if you're in a time of stress, or a time of need, they will know it. I've heard that, and you gotta consider that they're big and they got big brains. Yeah, and big hearts. And they can tell. They can see you. They can see your expressions. They can see how you sound. There's one funny story. This is a really, really

common story. But it was, I can't remember who posted this. Somebody I follow on X said they were having a hard time mounting their horse. And so finally the horse just made a sound of annoyance and then kneeled down. Wow. Like the horse was like, oh my God, you suck. And then just like, get on. I've seen a video of the horse and he puts his foot up for the little girl, like a nine-year-old puts his foot up and then pushes her up to get on his back. You know, I got to be honest, like imagine there were these little fuzzy dudes, like raccoons or something that just ran around and were harmless, and they'd run up to you and like pull on

your pants and then climb up on your back and just ride around on you. Humans would be totally down with it. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be like, this is hilarious. If monkeys didn't steal your shit, I'd be down. But if that little raccoon was kind of an asshole and you didn't lock him, you would. You'd kick him off.

So our deer, I was going to say deer, that's funny. Are horses the largest domesticated land mammal. No, at the top of my head. What else is bigger? No, well, domesticated. Yeah, I guess we domesticate bulls. Wait, bulls are domesticated? Yes. But horses are huge. Wait, are they? Yes. You say, you don't exist in the wild. Like, what is, let me

ask you, what is the proper name of the animal? For what? What do you mean? Esquilax. Oh, oh, the yeah, yeah, like the scientific name. No, no, it's just like, so I can point to a chicken and call it a chicken. Yeah. A bull or a cow. What are they? I don't know. They're all they're both. Some might say cattle, perhaps. Okay, maybe. But cattle refers to the group, you know? So yeah, bovine perhaps.

The point is, colloquially in English, we don't call them by their animal name. We call them just bulls or cows. Yeah, it's weird. I think horses have been with us for so long. That's another thing. That's, yeah, it's so sad that- We've always been connected to horses, like-

Ungulates. ungulates just means like hoofed mammal. I wonder Oh, wow. It's we like breed them to be what they are today. I these are just questions can't be answered. We're just sad that we call dogs are best friends. But like horses went to war with us. Dogs are better. I'm wondering because the access to the horses as much as the dog story, right? Which one? How dogs got domesticated? It's one of my favorite little bit. My favorite kindergarten factoids. So You guys know the dog story, right? Which one? How dogs got domesticated. It's one of my favorite.

A little bit. I think about it a lot. One of my favorite kindergarten factoids. So there's something called flight time. And that is the distance between an animal, a human can get to an animal. So the flight time just means 10 meters, 15 meters. And so for pigeons, for instance,

the flight time right now for a pigeon is literally like one foot. You can walk up to a pigeon and it won't move. You can even swing your foot and it'll just hop and they don't care about you because humans leave them alone. So you go back 40,000 years or whatever and there are wolves and there are humans. The wolf wolves that had a lower flight time to humans and were less aggressive were more likely to survive because the humans would leave behind bones and refuse. Yeah, they were together.

At first, the wolves would just come and scavenge the camp after the humans left. If the humans tolerated the wolves, the humans were more likely to survive because the wolves would piss all around the camp and bears and other predators would stay away. You do that for 10,000 years and eventually they were proto dogs,

they called them, walking through the human camps. So long as they weren't aggressive towards humans, humans didn't care. Man, I years and eventually they were proto dogs. They called them walking through the human camps. So long as they weren't aggressive towards humans, humans didn't care. I was thinking how they like to... Wait, wait. Oh, the best part is at some point the humans noticed that the wolf pack, the proto dogs started sniffing and running off and they said, let's follow them. And then they found them tracking elk or something. And so then they threw spears at it, killed it.

Everybody got to eat. And this created the evolutionary pressure where dogs and humans were naturally selected together to survive. Now here's the best part. How did cats get domesticated? Yeah, I know about this. They're an invasive species we tolerate. Right, but they started to hang out in, like, was it in Native Americans? I think kill the rodents you fools. That's incorrect.

Terriers were bred to kill rodents. Cats we just tolerate because we find them to be funny. But he says a lot of crazy stuff. This is why, sorry, this is why. My dad told me he's a firefighter. He says, do you know what happens if there's a fire and the family has a dog? They'll find the dog scratching its paws bloody trying to break the door down to save the family Do you know what happens with the cat when there's the fire? He gets out of there

We haven't figured it out because we never find the cat. Yeah, because he has the capability The cats here's another one don't have the capability You know what happens when someone who owns a dog dies of old age or natural causes in their home? They eat and we all know this dog will dogs have eaten people that have died as well. Typically gonna say cats typically the dogs are found dead of dehydration next to their owner. Cats just eat the body.

Yeah, that's the personal man survival. I was thinking about how I'd eat you too if I was alive. How the dogs carry sticks and they love carrying sticks and that at some point in the past we must have we must have either They watched us collect firewood That's basically what they're collecting firewood is what I think that comes from and we we picked the ones that love to go get The firewood for us so much Maybe they watched us okay like mimicking us bringing the sticks back and the ones that really loved the sticks we would breed more of

Hmm make and then never made the firewood connection. It's yesterday. I thought of it. I watched a video of dogs carrying sticks I'm like, oh, yeah, I drag sticks out of the woods thing. You came up with I just thought of it yesterday You know, you know, I think you're wrong. I think I've seen those videos where the dog carries the beer to the guy Yeah, and beer is what created civilization. So I think it was actually beer They were like, what do we need dogs for watch this? Hey beer and the dog gets it and they're like, yo Before we move on I do just want to say like you Made the claim that horses can't talk but they I think back in the day they they used to write I mean speak well, there was this black. No, there was this black and white show. I remember it. It was mr. Ed yeah, you didn't need to go there. We could have just moved on to the next subject. Let's move on

Let's uh, let's jump to the stuff the New York Times. Yo, this is a crazy story Jury says Tesla was partly to blame for fatal crash. Lawyers for the family of a woman struck and killed by a Tesla sedan in 2019 argued the company's autopilot software should have avoided the crash. A Florida jury on Friday found that flaws in Tesla's self-driving software were partly to blame

for a crash that killed a 22-year-old woman in 2019 and severely injured her boyfriend. The jury verdict, if upheld on appeal, would require Tesla to pay as much as $243 million in punitive and compensatory damages to the parents of the woman and to her boyfriend. The jury found that Tesla bore 33% responsibility for the crash and blamed the driver, George Brian McGee, for the remainder. Mr. McGee had previously settled with the family for an undisclosed sum. Tesla said it would appeal. This is crazy.

Tesla said it expected the damages to be reduced on appeal. This decision has come just after Tesla began limited testing of autonomous taxis. I'm going to tell you this. In urban environments, I am very, very confident in my Tesla. But in Charlestown, the most annoying thing is there's a big old no turn on red sign. I gotta be honest, actually, you know, my opinion is changing.

I remember, it was not even that long ago, me and Phil were talking about how much we really trusted the autopilot, and it's great, you could turn it on and you go. But I gotta tell you, recently, on the back country roads, it drives in the middle of the road because it's scared of the trees and everything the sensors are detecting, it's fine.

So you're going up a hill and it tries to go on the other lane and I'm like, I will die. So I have to jerk the steering wheel back. But in Charlestown, there are two things it always does. Big old no turn on red sign, it keeps trying to turn, I gotta stop it. And then a thing pops up like, what's wrong? And I'm like, bro, you can't turn on red here,

see the sign. The other thing is on Main Street. There's a left turn lane It's trying to go straight it always goes in the turn lane And I'm like we're gonna get hit by someone on the right if you go straight from here Yeah, so it doesn't understand this I don't know how they think they're gonna get away with running this auto taxi thing based on the problems I've already had I don't know how mr. McGee thought he was gonna get away with it He's told me several times he doesn't like my kind,

because I was a bit too leisurely. I'm gonna tell you guys, You know what people were doing for a long time with these Teslas, especially back in like 2019? The way auto drive worked is you had to have weight on the steering wheel. It required you to keep your hands on the steering wheel, and if there was no weight detected, it would turn off.

So people would put, they would buy these weights, you could clip onto the steering wheel, and here detect it, it would turn off. So people would put, they would buy these weights. You could clip onto the steering wheel. And here's the, it gets better. So Tesla changed it. So there's a camera watching you as you drive now in all Teslas, creepy. And it watches your eyes. And if you look down, it starts flashing.

So people bought glasses with fake eyes on them like Homer Simpson. And you just fall. Dude, what are we doing? Yeah, dude. Just drive. Man, what are we doing? Just drive. Man, that is so you just think you're so lucky,

don't you? Let me figure out a way to just do my best to let the robot drive the car down the road. How about just drive? I think it's because I'm old school. I think I can tell in the end it's going to be this thing where we all get in cars or drones and get, you know, we just look at our phone while we're going to one place to the other.

And if you want to use a real car, it's the same as horses. Like horses have, I shift gears. I have a clutch. Like that's how old school I am. I hate battery cars. I like burnouts. I have to burn tires. That's my life. I got it. I got to tell you, man, I'm ready to go just off the grid because my TV, I was just

telling the story yesterday about how back in the day, and you remember this, you'd pull the little knob out on your TV to turn it on and it was just instantly on channel 3 or whatever you needed to be on you're like I watched channel 32 in Chicago you click the button it's on yeah now I turn the TV on takes me five minutes because it's got a boot up it asked me five times to update here's my point I don't need autopilot if you got a horse you know why yeah this horse is nowhere home is yeah drink oh this is this is actually a true story they don't run into trees back in the day if the if the guy who owned the horse

was sick or drunk or was passing out, the horse would run home. Yeah. And it knew how to bring you home. You didn't need to press a button or click anything. It's just the horse. Yeah. Now we get these cars and I gotta do the work.

You've stepped backwards. Yeah. Cause you can't let it drive you when you're drunk. Is it still? Oh, you can't. You can't. It's a funny question. Cause you're supposed to be partly driving it, I guess. That makes sense. If you can't let it drive you when you're drunk. Is it still? Oh, you can't. It's a funny question. Cause you're supposed to be partly driving it, I guess that makes sense.

If you're a passenger though, you know, you're allowed to be a drunk passenger in a car. You are. So I, I, I, I'm sure someone out there has bought a mannequin and sat in the seat. It's so, I mentioned this before the show too. I just feel like we're in the age of exploration, experimentation with these.

It's going to be a lot of deaths. A lot of people getting veered off the road because kids run into the street or a basketball falls in or the camera malfunctions. And it's like, we are the testing grounds right now. You are the test subject. It's lazy. It's the same thing with like people, you know,

like I'm trained, I'm ready to protect somebody. I'm also ready to protect myself. You know, like you're just sitting back, letting everybody else take care of it. I ain't going out like that. You know what I mean? Like a vending machine is never going to protect myself. You know, like you're just sitting back, letting everybody else take care of it. I ain't going out like that. You know what I mean? Like a vending machine is never going to kill me, dude. Apparently they kill more people than sharks. But it ain't going to kill me. Guess what? Also, sharks not going to kill me, dude.

If I see it, I'm going down there. I'm going to poke it in the gills. I'm going to put up a fire. I'm not just going to panic and swim away and give you my feet. Apparently their nose is like electromagnetically sensitive and if you jack a lot about it dude act check correct yes vending machines kill more humans and sharks by falling on them I assume I know that's what I thought when I heard that I heard this a long time ago and I was like hell but then I thought you go you try to bang it and tip it to get stuff out and then it falls on you. You're such a dumb ass friend. Why would you do that, man?

But like driving, like if you drive a car, drive the car. So here's another thing too. Have you guys seen the automatic McDonald's? No, really. Yeah, cause they got an automatic taco bell now on Melrose next to my boxing gym. But like fully automated? Yeah.

Cause there's like an ATM. It's like his little corner place where corner place where it's like an arm scoops the meat and everything Uh, you just press the button and it comes out the slot Oh, so so so I'm not I haven't got in there because I don't eat so crap in Chicago They I found a vending machine that had White Castle in it Yeah, and it would it would cook the burgers and then open it and slide out like two fresh White Castle burgers And they're delicious and fresh Well, actually they were from they were from that day in like at like noon someone came in and put them all in and then by Eight they throw them all out or something like that. Okay, there's also a pizza vending machine

I can't remember where it is. Have you seen this? We had one of my university and it lit on fire I'm not talking about the vending machine check it out There's a McDonald's where you order by kiosk and then two big arms come down and then it like grabs the burger and then like puts it on the thing. How long until we get a lawsuit where someone goes to a restaurant and orders food and as like the scooper is coming to like get the mayonnaise, it like accidentally swipes peanut butter and then puts it on the burger without noticing and then the person bites it and goes. Oh, the peanut allergy thing. Yeah. The legal. You weren't supposed to be here anyway. The issues with

the legality is like in a car accident it's always on the driver so now it's on the company that owns the the machines and it would seem to be the same with McDonald's it would be on the employee that poised into the food not the corporation but now it's going to be liabilities on the corporation. Dude yesterday I started thinking we're going gonna see our first AI corporation now. It's about to happen. Where AI runs the corporation, people will invest in it and you'll use that money to pay people to do tasks. And it's gonna be real fast

one of the biggest corporations on earth. Oh, that's a good idea. I'm gonna make that right now. We need to develop corporate governance structure legitimately with Elon on X because that's what he wants to do. I'm gonna tell you something. Right now it is theoretically possible

with any one of these LLM APIs to write a script, or probably not a script, but a program that will continually prompt the LLM to give it tasks to file paperwork online. You should very easily be able to create a program that starts a business. And then who owns it? I was like, because whoever built the AI can't own that corporation. It's AI run, AI owned. It would be community. It would all be stock.

That would just people would just. Somebody has to file. Ronald McDonald. What's it? Ronald McDonald. We'll file it in the guys. Michael Mouse would be very happy that you said that. Speaking of clowns. Just real quick quick I was gonna say you came across me because I saw a video as you pointed me I saw a video of you mercilessly beating one beating a clown yes did you know Simon Woodstock oh well he challenged me to a fire okay cool that's where I was going you messed that up I was not pointing at you calling you a clown oh I thought that's where I was going I was messed that up. I was not pointing at you calling you a clown. Oh, I thought that's where I was going. I was like, oh, I better intervene here. I really trapped myself.

No, I was just going to say that when my wife was pregnant, I was constantly reminding her to eat peanut butter. Is it really good for pregnant people? No, it's because I don't want my baby to be allergic to peanuts. Oh, yeah. And then, you know, because that's what they say. One of the things is it might be that a mother didn't have any exposure to peanuts or something like that. Oh, wow. We don't know for sure, but then when she was born, I was like, we should make sure we do allergy tests because you don't want to find out without,

like finding out the hard way is not good. But the good news is she is not at all allergic to peanuts. Oh, I love peanuts. Peanut butter's like the most, you know what the worst thing in the world is? The steakhouse at the Casino in Charlestown got rid of their peanut butter and jelly Brussels sprouts. Oh, I liked those, those were good.

Well, Sonic for a while had the peanut butter cheeseburger. That was interesting. I was thinking this is the time to protest. We're gonna do it. We're gonna get everybody we can to stand out in front of that steakhouse and demand they bring back the peanut butter and jelly Brussels sprouts.

Maybe they can raise the price by 20% and add a really good peanut butter. The best peanut butter. You have this look on your face, bro, but I'm telling you, peanut butter and jelly Brussels sprouts. You're analyzing my face about that? Yeah, you look like you don't believe me, but.

I do believe you. I'm just contemplating whether I like it or not. I don't really, Brussels sprouts are not my favorite thing. Fried in butter? Yeah, okay, but you know what's better? Just fry the butter and put peanut butter and jelly on it. Why you got to bring Brussels sprouts into this? Like that's the only reason they taste good is because of everything else that's on it. That's true. It's long. Now I

don't want to eat them. They put bacon on them and I'm like I just give me the bacon. Yeah that's pretty good. Yeah to be fair it's like it's a mass that you can chew on as you taste it. It's really like a minty almost like hops. What? Like hops? If you eat them raw off the vine they're like hops. Wait you ate eat them raw off the vine, they're like hops. Wait, you ate Brussels sprouts off the vine? I used to buy them, like a big thing of them, and there's all these balls and you just, it sits there for a week and you just pull one off and chew on it and it's like- He's weird.

Yeah, I'm catching this. It's like cabbage, kinda. Also, ew. Yeah, it's just health, just medicine. I treat it like medicine. Okay, well I agree to that because I definitely eat things where I'm just doing it to survive. I don't eat it because it tastes good. But the more you get into that, the more you don't need ridiculous food. You know, like when you get, I'm older man, like when it's like when you're 20 and you drink, and you're 50 and you drink,

this hangover is like a level where you're like, holy cow, man, I don't know if I'm gonna make it through the day. Now it's the same with food. Like if I ate Taco Bell, I don't know if I can do like anything for the rest of the day. Yeah, it does take you out. You guys eat terribly. In your early life. I'm all health food. In your early life, you just fuck it balls to the wall rock star lifestyle. And then at what point, or I'm assuming that's what you did

with food and drugs and or life. It tapered. It, I mean, I baby stepped it you know like hard drugs I quit when my first daughter was born and then I drank and smoked weed constantly and I slept you know I try to stop a bunch of times. Tell me about Kratom. Yeah dude that's the worst thing. I tried it and nothing happened. So I want to know like know what's it actually like. Oh, there's two different kinds. So just because I know this triggers people

because I've talked about it a lot and people get mad because they think I'm trying to take kratom away from them, but I'm not. The same is drinking. You can drink your life away. You can also drink kratom and drink your life away. There's a responsible way to do it. Also, there's kratom and then there's synthetic kratom and drink your life away, there's a responsible way to do it. Also, there's Kratom and then there's synthetic Kratom, which is now

apparently stronger than oxys. And you can get those at a gas station. Your kids can get that. People can get that and not realize what they've just got themselves into. That's the thing that I'm speaking about. I just think that when I bring up Kratom, a lot of people go, what is that? And I go, right, that's dangerous. Because if you're at a gas station, you're at a smoke shop and they're like, hey, man, try this pretty cool. It relaxes you a little bit.

That's how I got into it. I got off it. I got sponsored by it. They said it was a great after workout drink. And I was like, if you're a bit sore after training hard, it does make you feel kind of relaxed. So does heroin. And when I got off it,

cause I got really into it, I started doing like seven, eight shots a day. And I was like, I feel like I'm hung over in the morning. So I would have one, sorry, at night. So I would have one in the morning. And I was like, it's getting out of control. I think I'm addicted to it. And when I try to stop, that's when I realized,

cause I've been to rehab a couple of times for certain drugs. When I got to this one, That's what I realized because I've been to rehab a couple of times for certain drugs. When I got to this one, it was the hardest one that I had to kick. I got an Airbnb for four days and I was shaking back and forth by myself, didn't eat, didn't sleep and in the end on the fourth day I started to have like a little bit of a seizure of sorts and my manager was about to call an ambulance and I had sweatpants on and I was sweating and cold and my hands were locking up.

I couldn't open my hands off my chest. So I hit my head on the ground to concuss myself, to get my hands to unlock. And then I smoked weed the last time. Relaxed me enough to get past that day. And then the next day I was like, you know what? That was so embarrassing. Cause I was 50 when this happened.

I was like, that's it. I'm done with everything. That's when I quit everything. And I go to meetings. I'm in the program. I'm reading about it now. It causes withdrawal symptoms similar to mild opioids. It's an opioid.

It blocks your opioid receptors or whatever it is. But there's an H7 or something I believe it's called that is way stronger and they don't say which one is which on the bottle. So like you can get it and you might get the one where you're, I mean dude, you know, like you start abusing painkillers. I feel like most of us know when we're doing that. If you get this thing at the store where you think you're like, it's like an herbal, it's like taking a little gummy, it's not. And I, that's my war on that particular drug. I just want people to know that, watch it. Like don't just

think that that's like some little thing you get loose on and everything's going to be fine the morning. You could end up like, I go to meetings, people have lost their lives to this stuff. People have like, they're still alive. People, you can die from it also, but people just have become so addicted to it that they lose a job, they lose their careers, they lose their wife, they lose their kids. Like I know thousands of people, because I talk about, I get messages every day about it, about how many people have lost this and lost that. It's a real epidemic and I don't think that many people talk about it because I've noticed when you do people get mad at me and I'm like, I'm just trying to help man. I'm not like you're an idiot or anything.

I'm just like, if you don't know, I want people to. Yeah, I think people want this mild because if it's in the right dose, like you said, it gets a mild sedative for them. They don't want that to. Yeah, I think people want this mild. Because if it's in the right dose, like you said, it gets a mild sedative. They don't want that to get made illegal. Get off pain addiction, or you've got like a real, like a serious back pain or something, and you don't want to take real opioids. You can take this, or help with sleep, or focus.

You can do like some tablespoons of the powder, and it can help with stuff. But if you start abusing it, it's the same as anything, but I don't think people really talk about it. It was definitely presented to me as this hip, harmless thing, which is why I did. Right, that's the general consensus. It's just this hip, harmless thing.

It's mostly unregulated in the United States. Yeah, which is why it's so dangerous. It's illegal in Wisconsin, Illinois, I don't know my southern States, which states are those? Alabama. Alabama and- Arkansas. I saw a video, RFK trying to ban the synthetic one. Okay, that I'm okay with that road.

It's the natural stuff I wanna leave untouched at the moment. I have no interest in making a new drug illegal. Look, I don't wanna ban alcohol. Do I think alcohol's good for you? No. Same as I- If you wanna have a beer, have a beer, man. Like some people, I have't want to ban alcohol. Do I think alcohol is good for you? No. If you want to have a beer, have a beer, man. Like some people, I have an addictive personality.

If I get into anything, I'm going to abuse it. Dude, I got one tattoo, look at me. You look good. How many tattoos did you get? How many times? I don't know, I lost count, dude. Real quick, Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wisconsin, and Louisiana.

Oh, why did I say Illinois? I'm an idiot, Indiana. Yeah, so there's actually a couple other states. I think I've had, I've had Kratom tea, like in Miami, I think they served it at a restaurant. And I was like, all right. If it's a tea, it sounds like there's a good chance that's actual Kratom.

It numbed my mouth. It was like, I do not want this. There's like pills I read about recently where there's a pill that they're saying that is, it's stronger than an oxy. Synthetic anything. I can get that at the smoke shop. I'm, you know, there's one drug that I do and it's caffeine it's cuz I drink a

coffee once a day. Yeah it's psychoactive but not hallucinogenic. I don't I don't I don't like any of that weird stuff. It's not I'm barely like eating most foods at this point. I'm old. Yeah that's how I am. Dude I'm 19 years old and I would you take a bag of Fritos at 7-Eleven, and then you pump the chili and the cheese into it, shake it up, and eat it with the- I would just eat the cheese off the Cheetos. I just want powders of that cheese.

I just scoop, scoop that. Fritos, I said. Fritos, oh. It's called Frito pie. They get them at carnivals. I actually like Frito pie. I just like that orange cheese on the Cheetos. So good.

Each to their own, man. Look, I think because I eat so clean, when I do eat bad, it's fun. You know, like I had pizza with you guys today and I do eat bad, it's fun. You know? Like, I had pizza with you guys today, and I was like, ho ho. Yeah. Because I don't usually do that.

It's that sugar, that refined sucrose. I posted that it's the most insidious drug because. It's not that. People go a little too hard on the sugar. You might be right. It isn't good for you, for sure. But I see people saying it's worse than cocaine. I'm like, no, dude.

It's worse. Trust me. Cocaine's more acute, but sugar is chronic in its addictiveness people saying it's worse than cocaine. I'm like, no, Dave. It's worse, trust me. Cocaine's more acute, but sugar is chronic in its addictiveness and it's legal. I think people that sit around doing nothing and having sugar every night, that's like, it multiplies it. If you work out all the time, you skate or you lift weights or you train in the gym, you can eat a cake and wake up.

Nothing happened. Your body burns it off. It's just, most of us are working all the time, driving all the time, take, you know, we don't have time to like do crazy exercise and sweat out a t-shirt. Like it's, it's a rare person these days. It does a certain activity where their t-shirt is drenched from whatever it is. Like I do that. And if I, and now at 53, if I do that and I don't eat right and I don't stretch and I don't ice myself, I can't walk the next day.

You soak in the tub? I have an ice plunge. How is it? We have a sauna. Oh really? It's one thing to do it for a TikTok video, doing it every day or a couple of times a week. I hate it.

I hate being in it. Have you ever done like, we get NAD done and we've gotten stem cells before? Twice. I've been to bio Excel in Columbia, I've had it done and we've gotten stem cells before? Twice. I've been to BioExcel in Columbia, I've had it twice. I've got a half knee reconstruction. It works. I've broken over 50, 60 bones.

I've been knocked out 35 times. I've got dead man's ligaments I've torn. I've got two ligaments left. Both my MCLs are gone. I have PCLs left. They can regrow that, can't they? It's not exactly like that. Stem cells doesn't regrow. It can, it reduces a lot of inflammation and it can regrow some stuff.

But like if you snap off your MCL, like I did, you can't, I had to get a dead man's MCL put in and then I got stem cells on top of it and it tightened it and grew more stuff around it. So it was more supportive. I see one of those guys with my shin would rattle in my knee. I would do it at parties and people would go, Oh, that's gross. You got the cadaver in there. Yeah. Do you know how I died? And Kevlar. Did they tell you how the guy died? No. Why not? I don't know. Cause I didn't ask. You wouldn't want to know. I don't care.

I would want to know. You know, they, they can use graphene as a tether. Oh, here we go. Yeah, they did it with mice. They severed a mouse's spine and then they ran a graphene tether through the severation point and then injected, I believe it was stem cells, or they just allowed it to regrow itself. I don't even think they used stem cells

in that instance. His guy talks about it. So rather than putting like a dead man's ligament and you might be able to, in the future, maybe they can use like a substrate to guide the regrowth of the ligament, but I don't know, just the thought of time. What did you just say?

Here's the material that they use to regrow body parts. Okay, now hold on, hear me out. You can never regrow these. So this dude has been obsessed his whole life since he learned about something called graphene. Graphene, it's a, what is it? It's a carbon.

Yeah, pure carbon. It's hexagonally. It's hexagonally ladded, single layer atomic a carbon. Yeah, pure carbon. It's hexagonal. It's a hexagonal. It's a single layer atomic of carbon. And it's, they say it's got these amazing, they're putting in batteries now, so the batteries charge faster. All I know is this guy wouldn't shut up about it, so I bought stock in a company and I made 100 grand. Because it's working now.

No, just because like he wouldn't shut up about it. I was like, okay, I'm going to find a company that makes this. so I bought a bunch of shares in it and I feel it's been a few years And my stock is up. You're saying not right now But in the future I could put it in my leg and it will regrow tendons Possibly because it's pure carbon your body would synthesize it. It may be yeah possibly and maybe that sounds good This guy also chemist about it busted into my studio room like Kramer and Seinfeld Telling me to me cut gotta buy plant Palantir And it was that like was that like 30 bucks or something or I was at like 13 at that $13

And I was like you know we talking about and he's like Palantir. Did you gotta buy stock right now? And I was like dude. What are you're crazy, bro? Just I'm working he was like okay, and that's at 150 bucks Here's the thing about investing. I've seen yesterday. We you guys talking about that yesterday Is the ethics because if you just I'm not gonna invest in the company because I don't agree with their ethics. And then that's the company. But you know that's the company that's going to make money. You lose at investing. You can't make money on the stock market. You have to occasionally it'll align that your ethics align with the company that's going to make the money. But often it's like, and then, but at the same time, Palantir is like American spy tech and there there's more global spy tech, like Chinese spy tech,

that we're kind of going up against for the next world war. It's gonna be a spy tech war of perception. So Palantir might be our best ally, you know, like the guys that built the atom bomb, I'm glad they were American. So maybe we can make Palantir the best spy tech and actually preserve American Republicanism. I think, you know, we're talking about these Tesla cars

and all this other weird shit. I think we're fucked. I tried cars and all this other weird shit. I think we're fucked Part of I tried to swear just it just comes out but We've been screwing out with AI music more and more and more. Yeah, and our buddy Andy who works here He didn't believe it. He's like now AI is bad. And then today he was like, dude I started using it cuz suo rolled out their latest update. I'm telling you, man, it's, I have these naysayers telling me like, it'll never be human level music.

Nah, I guarantee you that even the songs we put up now, the average person is gonna be like, I had no idea. And I can tell you this because we've been playing some of the songs we've been working on. What we've been doing is, I'll write a song on my guitar, sing it into my phone, upload it, and it will finish the whole song in 10 seconds. And then several of our guests come in and they're like,

whoa, who is this? And I was like, I just made it right now. And look, it's you. And I was like, I literally just uploaded this into, it took me five minutes to do. You, like that, and he's talking about AI corporations, automated fast food restaurants, humans, it's gonna be like Wally, you know,

we're gonna be big and fat, floating around in chairs, eating burgers. Well, maybe, some people, but the one thing it'll do is reduce slave labor, because the artificial intelligence will be able to craft factories that do all that rote labor, a lot of that rote labor for us. So the competition with China is gonna be like, fuck their slave labor, we got AI building our stuff.

You will too. And then it's about what you said yesterday, Tim, I fully agree, I love this. We're going towards a creation economy where your thoughts and your willingness to propel those thoughts are gonna make you famous and well loved and goods receiving. Like if you give the idea to the AI first,

the AI is gonna make sure you get compensated for it. Tim, you think music, it could make music of today because music of today is weak? No, no, no, no. Because I don't feel like AI, this is gonna sound old, but I don't think AI can match Bob Dylan. I disagree. Like his first?

There's a few, I do understand- There's some bands out there where like that's soul. I do understand the argument, I do understand. There's fans out there where like that's soul. I do understand the argument. I just think that. Like can you do a Cardi B song? Sure. It could do Dylan. Big words.

I bet I, so here's the thing right now. It's what we've seen. Are you a Dylan fan? 50-50, like of course. So you don't really know his whole album? No, no. I mean there's some songs to where his lyrics I'm like, how'd you do that, dude? So right now, I

didn't even know I will say this. He says he doesn't even know. He's like, I don't know. Well, you know, you I think I know the interview that you talked about, you know, who he said helped him with it. Who? Satan. Oh, hilarious. I mean, he didn't in so many words. He's like the dark. He's like, it's gone now. Here's here's what I what I say. I'll pay for it later. He said the AI stuff that we're seeing dark is like it's gone now. Here's what I say. I'll pay for it later, he said. The AI stuff that we're seeing right now is it's a year old.

Yeah, yeah, fair. Why does she never know how much better it can get? Right now, no, but in the future, it's only been a year, sure. One year ago when we were using, there's Udio and Suno are the two prominent music generation AIs. And it was novel, like Richie walks down the stairs and I play a song and it's like, Richie Jackson skating down the street. And he's like, what is this? What's going on?

And we're like, it just took 10 seconds to do. You just type in, make a song about Richie Jackson skateboarding. And it did. But the songs were never good. It was a song. It sounded produced. They rolled out 4.5, and we are sitting here, dumbfounded how psychotically good this music is.

You can insert your own songs, which is the big difference, and it'll make, you'll insert just a rough cover of you playing acoustic guitar, singing, and then it'll create a full band artistry, and it'll pump hundreds of them out for you. You'll just keep hitting generate, generate, generate, change the prompt, no, make it big ballroom orchestra. Generate, generate change the prompt No, make it big ballroom orchestra generate generate generate. No make it a country song generate generate

And it's like this. Oh awesome sound but it's not consistent vocals It's kind of like the soul is missing battery cars that can take off quicker than engine cars, but they can't do burnouts They don't have the feel you know, it's like with you. I can do this stuff where it's like vinyl music. Like I don't know. I'm not old enough to understand that people like dude, CD's, vinyl is where it's at. I'm like, really? I can't, this one's been remastered. It sounds really good. No dude, the whole thing about the vinyl. I'm like, okay, I get your argument. It's the same as, uh, like, I forgot what I was going to say, but there's like this, this core,

like Pantera, like AI matches Pantera. You can't do what Dimebag did. You can't even the thing that the mistakes that he did in it is the best part about it. That's that's true. It can't have the errors that make it human. Right. What I will say is I agree with you on I got this. We got the smart TV out there. We got this monitor up here in the studio.

People who are watching online never they don't know that we got the smart TV out there, we got this monitor up here in the studio. People who are watching online, they don't know that we have a gigantic TV so everyone can see, so people in the room can see our news stories. I would much prefer if there was a knob for volume that I could pull out to turn the TV on and it would just turn on. We talk about how great technology is,

but I'm gonna say it again, because I know everybody agrees with me. You turned your TV on and it said, would you like to update? And you put no. And you've got to click four different updates every single time you want to open. I know this because every TV we have does this.

When you turn those smart TVs on, it's like, would you like to update? No. Would you like to update your remote? No. Then you open the YouTube app, would you like to update the app? No.

Would you like to update your TV software? And stop, I will punch the TV. My point is, everybody still bought TVs. So I think you're right largely, that there's gonna be a lot of that human element missing, but everyone's gonna adopt it out of convenience. But you're seeing a correction in the vehicle market, like people are demanding analog,

I wanna touch buttons, I want knobs, I'm sick of the big screen down the middle. And these companies are actually throwing out these mock These mock, you know sketches and people are in love with it Well, here's the thing like driving my Tesla versus my my Honda in the Honda I can be looking straight and I can feel Yeah, and I can feel the the buttons. I know which one is AC up AC down I know which knob does what on the Tesla. It's a flat screen

So you have to look at it and the car yells at you and like law electronic locks I know which one is AC up, AC down, I know which knob does what. On the Tesla, it's a flat screen, so you have to look at it, and then the car yells at you. And electronic locks that you can't get open if the battery's dead, windows that don't hold down if the battery's dead. Have you ever seen those videos where the guy's like, my phone died,

so I'm locked out of my car? That's insane. See, I think there's an ear, there's a feel. You know, like when I race cars, you feel the car with your butt, and if you don't feel a car with your butt, you don't care how it drives. If it drives in a very relaxing, comfortable manner, you're satisfied. It's the same as a car like my friend Tony Hawk.

Yes, name drop. He loves the battery car and he's always like, dude, this thing takes off so quick. And I'm like, I get it. And I'm very happy for you. But to me, I'm old school. And there's a thing with the clutch and the way it takes off and feeling the rubber starting to break free and you back off just enough so it doesn't break free. Is it more effective? I don't care. I care about the feeling of it. And it's like digital music. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying, you know, like, uh, like, uh, you know, BB King, like the way he played guitar when he,

if you're there and you're watching him, the sound that of the, of the pick hitting the strings, you can't do that. But if you don't have that ear, cause in the end, these people that did hear the original sound of that, but if you don't have that ear, because in the end, these people that did hear the original sound of that, they'll be gone. So the AI sound, what do you have to match it up against? It'll be, you'll be very satisfied. It's like in the matrix when he says, you ever wonder if the reason robots can't taste,

that's why everything tastes like chicken. Wow. Yeah. So the AI, here's, here's where I agree with you. Sitting in that room, listening to a live performance from Bob Dylan will never be recreated. No recording will ever capture that. That's what I'm saying.

The AI can only be trained on the recordings that we have. So what's gonna happen is, you're gonna ask the AI to create what sounds like a live performance, but it will never be able to capture it. It will just be a skin suit being worn by the machine. Right. And you've got-

There's a feeling that it's the same with horses, man. There's a feeling that you think you know, but you don't unless you're in it. Yeah, acoustic vibration, literally, because the binary of digital makes it so you're either hearing a one or a zero pulse. You're not hearing the fluid analog sound like you would in a room. Dude, whale sounds. Like I just saw something the other day where if you're in the water with the whale and they start talking,

the water vibrates and you vibrate in the water. That's true. Just piss off AI with your stereo system. You ain't matching that, dude. Unless they start communicating with that and we won't know. They'll be having a conversation where we think they're having like a topical conversation about the weather, but they're actually transmitting vibrational data and we'll be like, we can't even perceive it, but that's how the AI will communicate with itself. Well, allegedly you can get killed from a sperm whale click. Really?

Yeah. Let's say it can be fatal. Like breaking the sound barrier? I don't know. It's just a big acoustic wave that comes at you and it can rupture your organs, allegedly. Why don't they use that as a defense mechanism? You do know, Ian. You do know that if you get hit in the chest at the exact right moment, your heart stops. Yeah, it happened to the safety for the Bills.

Really? Demar Hamlin, yeah, yeah, yeah, he got hit with a helmet. It's a very specific time, stopped his heart. And it can start your heart. They saved him, though? They saved him, but he was dead for like 10 minutes. Whoa Yeah, yeah demar hamlin d-a-m-a-r man completely normal after that Yeah, he he actually came back and played for a few years I don't know if he's still in the league but the thing is it happened during

Covid so there was obviously some connections there that people were making there was uh, it's a thing But there was a baseball players a lot There was a kid playing like in Little League, and he got hit in the chest at the exact right moment by the baseball, and it shut his heart off. Yeah. I like that. Boxers a lot too.

I knew a kickboxer had happened too. And I used to box. That's crazy, dude. Yeah. I wonder what... Because you can start a heart with that same pressure. Exactly. Yeah.

There's just... I think it's in between beats. There's a millisecond gap where if you get hit right in that spot, it'll stop your heart. Demar doesn't play, I remember the story. It was a big deal and it was like right during COVID, so it was a big debate. Everybody was...

And they said it was a stunt double when he came back down. Well, that was weird though, to be honest. It was a little weird. He's like covered up and he's like going like this and you can't see his face. Yeah. I was like, what is this?

And he also, he turned out to not be a very good player So everyone is expecting this big comeback and then builds fans some really nasty stuff But you know There's gonna be something really weird that happens when all of our movies and entertainment and everything like Hey, man, look, we predicted this and I'm gonna bring it up again. I'm predicting what I'm gonna call, they're gonna call it like Disney X

or like Disney experiences. Disney World, you call it a Disney World, I said the same thing, they'll call it Disney World and that'll be the AI realm. It's an app and you're gonna open, so there's Disney Plus right now, right? You got all your movies in it. They're gonna launch a companion

for like an additional 2929.99 a month, and you're gonna, it's gonna have a little microphone on the screen, and you're gonna click okay on your remote, and you're gonna say, I'd like to watch a Star Wars movie where Mace Windu doesn't try to kill the Chancellor and has him arrested. Oh, wow. And it's gonna go, you got it, rendering.

And then it's gonna have a little circle fill out, and then it's gonna start the movie. And I don't know how long it's gonna go, you got it, rendering. And then it's gonna have a little circle fill out, and then it's gonna start the movie. And I don't know how long it's gonna take to do it, maybe a couple years, but Amazon just invested in something called Showrunner, which is an AI service that is a company that launched specifically so that you can AI create shows. You literally just say, make me a cartoon comedy

about a detective who has a sidekick who's a giraffe. And it's like, okay. And it's- Can you like tell it, use Ian Crossland's online persona to figure out what kind of humor he likes and make it that kind of humor. Probably not because of copyright stuff, but this is it. And right now they're telling everyone

to join their Discord so you can bring your stories to life. Amazon just bought this like three days ago or something. I don't they bought it, but they invested in it Okay, I kind of want to also I've been talking about technology for a couple years join you go this look man. Whoa Who's gonna want to watch? Like think about it's like hey, do you want to go see the movie? Which movie is it? It's the new mission impossible I don't know. I can't stand Tom Cruise, man. I'd rather watch a Brad Pitt Mission Impossible. Okay. Do you want to go to your house and watch a Brad Pitt Mission Impossible on Showrunner? Okay. That's what they're going to do. Oh, so people will be compromising. Here's my prediction. My prediction early on was that

what's going to happen is you're not going to go to the movies anymore. You're going to follow creators. you're not gonna go to the movies anymore, you're gonna follow creators. So my boy Andy, for instance, who does the Boonie stuff, knows everything about Final Fantasy. Amazing guy, by the way. So what happens is these companies don't have the die-hard fans like him. He's like the comic book guy in Simpsons who goes,

excuse me, actually, the second rib was hit twice and made two clearly distinct noises. So he can go into the AI and say, no, the new Final Fantasy game needs to be like this with this story. And then what's gonna happen is, these people are gonna go online and they're gonna be like, dude, have you played Andy's new game?

It's amazing. They're gonna follow him on Showrunner and then they're gonna look at the shows he conceptualizes, and that's what they'll end up watching. And we're already starting to see it because on the Suno app, you AI generate songs, and then choose which ones to publish, and then people will follow, like, comment, and share

your account and your posts as if it's social media. That's happening right now. And there's a song on Suno with over a million streams already. And it's like an electronica song with like a synth female voice. In the past week, it's got like a million hits. Dang. It's getting crazy. Somebody AI rendered a fake video game, got 30 million views. It was five seconds of just like a first person, you know, walking through a forest. And it looks like a hybrid between a 2D, like a 2D and a 3D. So it's like, it looks like there are frames like, like a cartoon, but

it's 3D as you walk. And it got 30 million hits before people realized it wasn't a real game in development. Someone just AI rendered a video. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking forward to it, because I've complained about the jobs economy for a while the way the Federal Reserve had a setup, you dig a hole, the way the Federal Reserve had us set up. You dig a hole, you fill the hole up, we'll make sure you both get paid with our money that you pay us back at interest.

It's a Ponzi scheme. They've kept people busy with jobs and brainwashed them to think that's the only way to procure settlements is through jobs. But so we're in a transition economy, it's never going to go away. Like dudes, there's still going to be plumbers. Maybe we'll make AI snakes that can get in and do all the manual labor that dudes, electricians, and like, but for now those things,

but it's the creative minds are being, you know, I guess, I don't know what you would say, relevated or elevated right now. And that's awesome. I love that about society that we could make robots do all this bullshit. And now for the cherry on top. What's that? The cherry on top is Neuralink.

So you can do it all on your head without thinking. We need to build a corporate governance. So that you can put the, you know, it's not going to be, it's going to be wireless. We're already in the world of wireless tech. Once you get the Neuralink implant and it can write to your brain and read from your brain, you will simply just connect to the wifi on your brain and you're gonna be like, it's not about watching movies,

you're gonna be like, me and my friends, you're gonna go to your friends and be like, it's gonna be psychic by the way, cause you're gonna be on X in your brain and you're gonna be like, hey you guys wanna go to the movies? Sure, and you're gonna zonk out

and all of you will instantly, exactly, you'll instantly, exactly. You'll instantly be experiencing being in an AMC theater, buying popcorn, and the best part is you can eat whatever you want nonstop, and you're gonna be like, I want a big thing of popcorn, splash the butter, the caramel, chocolate chips, I can eat whatever I want in this fake reality, and then you go into the movie theater

and you get the movie theater experience, it's all in your brain. The worst thing about it is, everybody's gonna go into their own private little universes where they get to be demigods flying around shooting lasers or whatever they wanna do, banging celebrities. They're not gonna come back.

They're not gonna come back. I think they're gonna do way worse things than that. Indeed. Maybe we're already in it, dude. Maybe! There's gonna be competing versions of it. The world economic order, or liberal, which is trying to become the world order,

is trying to put people in pods, literally, Klaus Schwab talked about people being in pods and eating bugs and being happy in this tech, blinded to the fact that they're even in it. But now Elon's trying to build like a co-parallel version of it that we could legitimize so you don't get lost in it. I gotta tell you, like, so we have a chat. Someone chatted, Tilly Ferrelli says, no, Tim Kessler, people will be in the movie, they will be the characters.

Some people will choose, but some people don't wanna do that. Some people just wanna hang out with their friends and watch Spider-Man, and that's what they're gonna do. I'll watch you if you wanna go in. But I will tell you this, there are many times I'm watching a movie where I'm tempted, like I wish I could just go in there

and just punch that guy in the face, you know what I mean? So like Mace Windu trying to kill the chancellor. I'm telling you, when I get AI, that is the first thing I'm doing. What if it was like, no, you have to become Mace Windu and do it for him. Like you have to, or if we went, I was like, dude, be Mace Windu for this scene.

And you're like, okay, so you become the... We can do that. So I can already AI generate Atari games. So you can go in and say, make me Space Invaders and it'll do it. Boom, 30 seconds and you got Space Invaders. And this is making me think we're already in it Atari games. So you can go in and say, make me space invaders and it'll do it. Boom, 30 seconds and you got space invaders. And this is making me think we're already in it. Maybe.

Because after a while, if you could do that and you could do everything you want and live the life that you would want, human nature would be, I'm bored of winning and sleeping with whoever it is, is the most famous hot chick. I wanna lose. Need a challenge.

I wanna get fired, I wanna wake up with cancer. Yep, I gotta be honest though, man. I want to lose. I want to get fired. I want to wake up with cancer. Yep. I got to be honest though man. I want to get divorced and be in credit card debt. What is, what are the chances of being a world's best pro skateboarder famous comedian? It's slim. So for all you know, you're some fat dude who's like, man, I wish I was Jason Ellis and you plugged your brain in and now you're sitting sitting here wait, that's the case I'm just gonna go out there and drop in real quick and get that money. Yeah Can not shake that right now. You'll wake up at a studio apartment in like Cleveland I have been thinking that out of Cleveland your spirit like your spirits

I don't know how spiritual yet when I smoked DMT one time I vaped it and I was in the presence of them. It was a lot like a VR like a guy that would smoke. It was like being in a VR realm smoking DMT like a like a stereoscopic realm. But they were there and I wonder if they created this to simulate experience like what you're saying suffering. Totally possible. They're bored because they get bored.

What a lose or hold on like legendary difficulty. It's like a video I think you should get bored. You want to lose, man. Or hold on, like legendary difficulty. It's like a video game. So when you play a video game and you put in cheat codes, it's fun for a little while and then blow it. So it's like you need some conflict to make it worth it. Losing everything and getting it back is better than winning the first time. That was the whole point. I know, because I've done it.

I've lost being a pro skateboarder and then I had the number two show on SiriusXM. Can't read dude. I made millions of dollars a year. Do you know how cool that felt? People in skateboarding was like, it's just your car. I was like, yeah. Dude, how did you do that? I'm like, it felt better than the first time around.

That's why I can't wait for comedy to work out for me because I'll be like, three times in one life. Yeah. Triple crown. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, if you're gonna be at the show tomorrow. I don't know. Yeah, I haven't I got it. I'm doing this. I know. But we're text her right now. That's inappropriate. Love. Just I just want everyone to know how hard I'm trying to get you to come and join the show. We're having tomorrow. All right. It's only it's only up to, hey, my manager, do you want to take care of my dogs and cats for one more day?

Oh, all right. That's really the question. Children first. How'd they know? I wonder if the spirits decided to plant seeds across the universe by using what they called panspermia, where they send fungal spores out through deep space. But they send like an electromagnetic pulse to propel that stuff. And then they remain tethered to the matter

so that they can interact with it by quantum entanglement. I feel like I just took a rip right now, because that's it. Oh yeah. He was like this before he smoked DMT. DMT didn't do much, I'm telling you. Richie's not wrong. It might be entangled to the photons

that are passing through our bodies. Yeah, you just shout it out. Causing the heart to beat. Yeah, yeah. Because I was like, how would a spirit of high frequency be coupled with my physical matter? Didn't seem right, but I also, but maybe they're entangled with the light that hits you.

You know what's funny about all this though, and everybody's laughing. No more coffee for you, all right? But here's the thing. Thank you, dude. Here's the thing. That's why I talk about how I bought the stock in that company that does graphene

and made a bunch of money, because we're probably the chattering monkeys laughing at Ian, and he's right. Yeah. The spirits are laughing. It's the worst part. I think they like that I'm talking about this. If they're real, they seem to be.

They really like that I'm making a deal out of it, that they're bringing it up. I mean, it's a weird thing that when you believe it, because I was not a talented athlete when I was a skateboarder. Like I was, I had two twin friends, they were twin brothers, one was fat and one was obese. And they were better than me for the first three years. And I kept just, I loved it. I thought about it all the time. And I was like, I'm going to be a pro skateboarder one day, you'll see. And at the point where I said that, there was no such thing as an Australian born professional skateboarder one day, you'll see. And at the point where I said that, there was no such thing as an Australian born professional skateboarder,

but I was positive I was going to make it. And one day at the ramp, I learned all these tricks in one day. You skate. So you get it. Were you the first? Frontside Ollie. I was doing Frontside Ollie's level with the coping and my friend, Gary Valentine was like, dude, you look like you do that really easy. Why don't you pose one like two foot high? And I posed it. He was like, you could have made that. And then I made it. And, was like, dude, you look like you do that really easy. What did you pose one like two foot high? And I posed it. He was like, you could have made that. And then I made it.

And he was like, dude, how high do you think you can do it? I'm like, I don't know. You just surprised me from I believed you and made it. Then I did a four foot one and made it. Then I did a five foot one. And at that time in Australia, that's the highest frontside alley anyone had ever done. Wow. And then I frontside into a tailg tailgrab into a stale fish and do a frontside ollie into a lean air.

And then the next day, skateboard spot, skateboard shop guy owned the shop comes down. He's like, you ever tried a backside ollie? You ever tried a body jar? You ever try? And I ollie'd into all these things and I became maybe in the top thousand the day before in 24 hours, I was in the top five in the country. And I learned all these tricks in one day. And it came to me like, it was like a little weird gift thing where I was like, did that just happen? And all of a sudden I became one of the better skateboarders in Australia.

And then I was like, I'm going to America. I'm going to be a pro skateboarder. And then the rest is history. Do you always? It was because when I look back at it, I believed things that weren't real. I knew it. But you can't, you didn't, I didn't know it.

But if you had asked me, I would have said it with conviction. Oh yeah, I'm gonna be, Tony Hawk and I are gonna be friends. I'm gonna be one of the greatest skateboarders in the world. And I was absolutely positive. What are the chances of that? Very slim. Studio apartment in Cleveland.

Don't ruin it. I don't want to go back to Cleveland. No offense, anybody. All right, we got to go to your chats, everybody. So smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know. It's Friday night. Thank you guys for hanging out.

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Amazing yeah, you guys talk about clarified butter Love scallops. You ever cook scallops. I don't want to waste time We had super chats in the pipeline, but uh they're challenging very kind of a specific question. Yeah. Yeah, they're just it's an art You know a 22nd art you want to get the seer and flip it? Otherwise you get rubbery learn learning from Gordon Ramsay all right indirectly good guy Fright says two questions from the culture war if he a male dog is he also gay and who is the crazy-eyed guys standing behind Alex and the other guy that was staring at everybody that was I think Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike you gotta ask

Matan oh Matan's great he's got he's got a lot he's he's he's going places that kid's amazing he's a funny guy so you, you know, you know, right? Mm-hmm. He's a funny kid. I didn't know I thought he was in his 20s He's like I'm 18 and it's crazy because he's been around for years. Yeah, he was like 12 doing this stuff Yeah, funny. Yeah, we had a lot of fun doing his show. I liked that. I brought bodyguards He's got I had two bodyguards that I pretended to be very seriously threatening the whole time I had two bodyguards instead. I pretended to be very seriously threatening the whole time. So the funny thing that happened with the Culture War show is that, so in the green room, and we should have filmed it

because we were laughing for two hours straight, it was a lot of fun. Pisco was trying to do this argument thing about how everybody's gay because he said something like, who would you rather hook up with? I'm toning the language down. He like, who would you rather hook up with? I'm toning the language down. He says, who would you rather hook up with, you know, Blair White or, you know, Buck Angel or whatever?

And Mataan responded with, I don't wanna eat crap either. Why would you ask me that question? Because the left uses this argument that clearly, men would rather be with the male who looks female than the female who looks male. And so then Mataan said something like, I think I then responded with, oh, okay, Pisco, would you rather bang a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua? Like what's your preference if that's your argument?

And it's like the reality is nobody wants to. And then he like gave a wishy washy answer and then Matan was like, what do you mean man? Answer the question, which dog is it gonna be? And then during the show, Matan yelled at Pisco for no reason, just cause it was funny, just did you rape that dog? And Pisco refused to answer.

Oh, he pulled the same tactic back on him. And so then Matan asked again and he refused to answer. And then what ended up happening was, I think it was like the third or fourth time, Pisco goes, I will not address the dog thing. And then I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's something to be addressed? Right.

He just addressed it by not saying he wasn't going to address it. After the sixth time, everyone in the room started looking around like, what? Why won't he say no? Or like Matan said, he was like, honestly, I wasn't really thinking about what it meant. I just thought it would be funny to say.

And I figured he would just laugh or say no. The answer would have been no, every dog can send it. Yeah, I was like, the appropriate response is just to join the joke, joke around with Matan and then be like, you say something like, nah, she liked it, you know what I mean? Like to make it a joke and everyone would laugh. She be like, I don't, you say something like, nah, she liked it. You know what I mean? Like to make it a joke and everyone would laugh. She approached me, I mean.

Yeah. There's ways to make the joke, you know. Yeah. You gotta play with the trolls or they will eat you alive. You can say something like, like Matan, you agreed, you agreed if I paid you for this, you weren't gonna tell anybody or something like that.

Like, hey, I paid you, something like that. But tomorrow I expect it to be substantially more insane because tomorrow is sold out. Yo, wild. Okay, really? Confirmed that last ticket got bought. I imagine that was the day. There was one.

Let's see if it gets sold. If there's not, you guys better get this last ticket. I'm sure it's sold out. Yeah, so what happened was, it was listed as sold out right before the show started. When it first started, it said there were tickets available and I'm pretty sure it's been sold out all day. Cookies. Yeah. The ninth is listed as sold out right before the show started when it freshed it said there was tickets available and I'm pretty sure it's been sold out all day. Cookies.

Yeah. The ninth is not yet sold out and that's probably going to be substantially crazier. I will be there so get your tickets for those. Myron Gaines is going to be there. Good. Who else? Kyla. Kyla from the culture where she was on about a month ago.

Yeah. Turner? Is that her name? Yeah, Turner. And Kat Timp is going to be there too. I'm not familiar with Kat. Yeah, she's on Gutfeld a lot. Awesome.

And we're debating, did feminism destroy the West? On the 9th. Tomorrow is, you know, defund the police. Putting Myron in a feminism debate is like literally a bull in a china shop. Yeah, it's meant to be wild. But apparently, well, I shouldn't get into it too much, but apparently people wanna protest him.

We'll see what happens. What'd he do? There's like a bunch of, he's got a bunch of viral clips of like, how do I describe this? What do you call it? Cause I don't wanna say something so banal as like anti-Semitism, cause it's different, but one could describe some of the things

he said in such a way. Like when he posts- He stirs the pot. He stirs the pot. There's a clip of him where he has a show that's about dating and like men and women, and he's very like pro-man anti-feminist, but someone on his show is talking about how she,

it's a black woman saying that she supported Hitler, and it's like very much this um like Farrakhan ask what's that what's that organization called? The Nation of Islam? Yeah yeah yeah so it's like this is very prevalent among a lot of black people who are you know part of that circle whatever and so as she's praising Hitler he's laughing and nodding along with her and it went viral and now they're trying to get him canceled because he's said other things that are comparable to that and you know he's very anti-israel and so we're told that they're gonna be Jewish groups that are gonna protest him or something I don't know what's gonna happen. Hmm. Yeah. Well that was always allowed. Protests, we had three protesters. I just don't like angry people. They make me uncomfortable. We had a guy at the show get kicked out last week because he was screaming at Gavin McInnis.

And at first it's like, we get it, come to the microphone. We let people in the audience join the stage and come up and debate. And this guy came up to the mic and started going at Gavin. And to an extent I'm like, no, no, it's good. Like by all means, challenge the views, the statements, whatever these people have said, tell them they're wrong

and we will debate it. But he wouldn't stop heckling. So then security was like, should we get rid of him? And I was like, Alex, up to you. And Alex was like, get him out of here. Because he's just screaming and he's not actually, you know. It's ruining the show for everybody else. Yeah, like we tolerate a degree of heckling if it's good.

But if you're doing bad and you won't stop. So the first thing Alex does is just like, hey guys, tone it down, take it to the mic. Some people who heckled who were good, we're like bro. Come up to the microphone come up to like yeah Let's say more and then when they make good points and it's like clearly thought out or funny Yeah, we bring them on the stage same as comedy man. Yeah, if you got something to say and it's worth talking about we can go I don't care if you win or lose. Yeah, if you're just Yelling stuff because you're intoxicated. Yeah, and I'll warn you and then I'm like, hey man

Everybody else bought a ticket to hear comedy. You're not funny. Yeah, you're just Fighting at your mouth. That's what was going on Alright, let's say let's grab some more you've got spooky to canisters The most orderly plane boarding I've seen was oddly in Brazil Everyone was super calm polite and patient off the. Off the plane, not so much. Yeah, I don't know. Hmm. My one hack is uh, maybe if I say it out loud more people will do it, but I wait right before my ticket.

Sector seven, get ready, right before my sector gets called. I'll just get in line. Here we go. Roo Actual says, in all caps, I just unsubbed and canceled my years old Tim Kess membership F all of you, especially producer retard that doesn't know F all about actual dog attack stats or what pit bulls were bred for. Told you man. I win, I win. I told you.

I Googled it and then read what Google said. That's it. Yeah, I win. I'm in your head. I win. I think your dog is your dog is biologically attacked. He's an animal. This is the nature of like doing podcasting. It's that like you have to have the lowest common denominator of opinions to get the maximum audience size because at any point anything you say might cause a cancellation or

something. And so the question we ask is this, how much does the average person care about the topic of pit bulls? Not at all. Not at all. I don't care. To those who have pit bulls, how much a great deal. Oh, excessive. And they're going to be on the side of defending pit bulls.

So the equation is simple. There is no reason to talk about the issue. That's how most podcasters operate. They'll be like, I am not going to say anything about it because there's no new memberships to be gained by pointing it out. There's only old memberships to be lost because people get very offended at what they care about.

These Pitbull people are so sensitive too. I mean, it's crazy. I understand not wanting your family to be ripped away from you, you know, with their dog. Sure. But selectively breeding those things out of existence, I think is a much more intelligent, safe thing to do for the species of humanity.

I don't want wolves roaming around either. I think pit bulls should be treated the same way we treat anything, literally anything. You're allowed to have a gun. Wait, you don't want wolves roaming around? No, it's the same thing. I don't want to breed wolves into existence. I do. I heard they did it in like Montana or in Colorado. The farmers were like, stop.

The cities voted to release the wolves and the farmers were like, why? And then they just started eating everything. OK, wait, wait, OK. I'm going to make this pit bull point. This is important. OK? When I hear a story about a guy who accidentally shoots himself, we all go, you needed better training

with your firearm. That's like, you know, you made the mistake of doing this. It's a tragedy. Whatever might happen. But you're allowed to have guns. I feel the same with pit bulls. If you have a pitbull and it gets off the leash and kills somebody or mauls somebody, I see that no different than somebody is now liable

for that attack. Same if you had a gun and misfired and shot somebody. So I don't care if you have pitbulls. If you have a gun though, if you have a gun and you wave it at someone's face, you'll go to prison. But if someone's dog pitbull comes off their leash and charges at you, they don't get arrested. Like, come on, it's a deadly weapon. Yeah, yeah. You'd be like, do you find charging at me? Like it's trotting towards you with its tongue out, but still you don't know if it's going to go for your ankle. A pitbull running towards you and asking for a pat. I'm not going to call the authorities into that. I've seen dogs snap. Well, that's two different things.

You end up being honest. If a pitbull runs over and bites you, that's different. So same rules apply if it's a German shepherd. But I've just seen dogs be all happy, go lucky and then they see a piece of food. They say something they think is food. They think it's a rabbit. They go nuts. Wait, any dog? No, no. Well, I've just seen it happen with dogs. Yeah. Well, so should we ban dogs? No, but you shoot them like deadly weapons, the big ones, literally physically deadly weapons, the big ones. Literally, physically deadly weapons that

you can go to jail for brandishing. No. Well, I feel like I didn't understand what you're like. If if a pit bull's around, he's running around, he's happy. Fine. If it's off the leash, if in a city. Yeah, but no dog can get a leash.

It's fine. They have leash laws in most cities. I think just having it off leash is like brandishing it. Oh, I disagree. I just firearms can't run around. Well, I mean, I don't I don't think any dog should be. I think you should. There should be leash laws in cities. I'm more worried about if you got a little dog and your people's off the leash and the little dog runs up because little dogs

are dumb. They'll pick a fight with a German and then they'll get eaten and now you got like it like I don't care who's in trouble like you. I don't want to watch some dog get eaten. I don't care who owns who it's a sad state of affairs if that happens. So you should keep your dog on a leash, the end of that. You know? But if it's a, look man, I got. All right, let's grab some more.

We got, Isis says, I'm sorry, when did the culture war become a show about crimes against dogs? I'm sorry, when did the culture work become a show about crimes against dogs? I think last Friday. Hey man, people love their dogs, bro. Here in the Meat Man says, I live in Austin and saw a Waymo at an intersection

turn left from the center lane with a car next to it in the left turn only lane, not just Tesla. Read the warning signs, okay? Waymo, when I was in LA, dropped me off on the side of a main road. It just pulled up. Hey, I've had an Uber driver do the same thing. Fair.

Here's the thing. Uber driver, you go, hey, buddy, keep going. I'm not getting out. Yeah, yeah, good point. Waymo, it goes, please exit the vehicle. And I'm like, no. I'm like, you pulled over on the side of a main road. There's cars driving past us.

That's insane. Just pull in the parking lot. What are you doing? It wouldn't go to the address for whatever reason. I don't know. Yeah. They haven't figured it out yet, dude. All right, scrap some more interstellar Reaper system. I'm

deathly allergic to all nuts, especially peanuts because my mother binge ate peanut butter. You have it backwards. My mother and daughter told me this. Don't let your wife peanut butter. We're on the kind of peanut butter if you use like GIF. I don't know. Our baby is not allergic to peanut butter. Sugar and random. Also, peanuts are beans. They're not nuts. Weird name. And it's our legumes legumes GIF. I don't know. Our baby is not allergic to peanut butter. Sugar and- Random. Also, peanuts are beans, they're not nuts. Weird name. Peanuts are legumes.

Legumes. Legumes, I like how you said that. Are those not beans? Are beans also legumes? They grow on the ground. Could you imagine if peanuts grew on trees? Jimmy Carter. Squirrels would just destroy those things.

Oh yeah, they never would've. Squirrels are basically like little chimpanzees. I also, Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer. True. Did you know? Yeah. It's valuable information. That was a Joe Rogan reference for anybody who gets it. It's a meme someone made about Joe. There's gotta be a middle ground between exposure to a food producing like a resistance to the

toxins on the food. Jimmy Carter was also attacked by a rabbit in a swamp. Was he really? Oh yeah. Did he run? It was quite embarrassing for him actually like they used it against him like he couldn't even fight off a rabbit. You thought it something else. It didn't kill him. No, but it messed him up pretty bad There's a mess him up pretty there's a photo of it escaping. What were the injuries pull it up this this term? Oh, pull it up. I'm oh, I also want to point out you may have seen the rabbit video of all the rabbits bouncing on the trampoline It's fake. It's AI. We really so we've got I don't know that We've got we got a bunch of super chats that are making the point that I knew was going to happen. I'm not going to read the super chats because I'll just paraphrase them because there's

a bunch. They're basically saying the 1350. Are you familiar with the 1350? So what happens is people call for the banning of pit bulls because they say something like despite being 6% of the dog population they're responsible for 60% of the fatal bites. And the 1350 is a often cited race realist stat where black people make up 30% of the population, but are responsible for 50% of violent crimes. And then the funny thing is Ben and Jerry's actually ran it on their ex account.

Because the progressives and the race realists largely agree on the issues of race as it pertains to social. Humans have reason and logic, dogs don't. So maybe they have some level of reasoning, but you need like grammar and logic to have basically, so they don't. So dogs that aren't human, like animals that aren't human,

it's another conversation completely. It has nothing to do with humans. Talking about wild animals that have been domesticated. I know you guys are kinda like that. I would just like to say before we leave this show, pit bulls are the best dogs anyone's ever had. I love pit bulls. And I think people should be allowed

to have pit bulls if they want. I do mean that seriously. I think you're just responsible for your dog. I don't like the idea that it's like, pit bulls are dangerous, you can't have them. Guns are dangerous too, we can have them. You can have your pit bull, just be responsible for what your pit bull does.

I got no beef, I know a lot of people who have good pit bulls and love them dearly. So please become a member at TimCast.com for many years, many, many years, as we stand here and celebrate the wonderful nature of the pit bull and how they're great dogs. I stand with pit bulls. It's Friday night everybody, tomorrow.

I can go to your show. You what's up? I can go to your show. You can go to your show. Tomorrow. You what's up? I can go to your show. You can go to the show. Let's go. Forever, so here's the best part, right? Because it already sold out. You're basically just telling everybody

they're getting icing on the cake. There you go everybody, icing on the cake is coming. That's right. All right. So tomorrow's gonna be an amazing show at the Comedy Loft. We got Michael Malice, Richard High, Jason Ellis, Alex Stein, myself, and you guys in the audience. Ian will be joining us.

No, not tomorrow. Next week. Next week. Oh, on the 9th. Okay, so he's not joining us. Get your tickets for the 9th. Make sure you lock those in. Yes, and help an emcee and all that good stuff. Other than that, follow me on X and Instagram at Tim Kast. Thanks for hanging out. We're back throughout the weekends with clips. Jason, do you want to shout anything out? Oh, two a day. It's thejasonellis.com.

I have a clothing line there as well. And then the Jason I'll show it's a podcast, it's free. And then I do a Patreon three shows a week. It's patreon.com slash Alice mate. I am Richie Jackson, you can find me on Instagram at the feature T H E F E A T C H and on x the feature x. Thanks for listening. Oh Oh wait, yeah, my Instagram's at Wolfmate. You can see me shredding a rail today. I'm gonna post it right now. Right on. If you wanna argue with me about Pitbulls at Realtapratt.

Wow, you are crazy. On Twitter and Instagram. I just wanna make everyone know I am not affiliated with him whatsoever. Do not message me about it. I have a golden retriever and she's lovely, so we can compare dogs, we can compare crimes. That's why you hate people, you got the worst dog ever. I just I love everything all the time, everyone is right all the

time. Thank you for being my friend, thank you for being so supportive it's really awesome to see you and to be here with you. Saying that stuff makes people like you so keep saying stuff like that. And you guys have a great time at the Culture War tomorrow, man. Sounds fun. The sold out show is gonna get wild. It's Angry Cops and Michael Mouse, but you already know that.

Have a beautiful night. I'm Ian Cross, and I'll catch you late. We will see you all tomorrow at the live taping of the Culture War. For everybody else, it'll air on Friday of next week, and we'll see you all then.