Timcast IRL - Trump DOJ Has Newsom Under CRIMINAL PROBE He Claims w/ Seamus Coughlin

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

Tim, Phil, and Ian are joined by Seamus Coughlin to discuss Gavin Newsom's claims he's under investigation, leftists' meltdown over UFC at the White House, Dana White & Shane Gillis slam a fighter for saying Michelle Obama is a man, and Obama admitted he had gay thoughts.  SUPPORT THE SHOW BUY CAST BREW COFFEE NOW - https://castbrew.com/ GET OUR MERCH - https://merch.timcast.com/ Join - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLwN... Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) | https://www.shoutout.fans/timpool Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Ian  @IanCrossland  (everywhere) | https://graphene.movie/ Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) |  @trashhouserecords  (YT) Guest:  Seamus Coughlin @seamus_coughlin (X) | https://freedomtoons.com/twistedplots/ Podcast available on all podcast platforms! Trump DOJ Has Newsom Under CRIMINAL PROBE He Claims| Timcast IRL For advertising inquiries please email [e-mail]

Man, last night was absolutely incredible in Washington, D.C. at the UFC fight. I am proud to be an American. Thanks to Donald Trump, Dana White, everybody who put the thing together, it was absolutely incredible to watch. It was fun. It was exciting. The flyover is just very, very, very, very amazing. And it's just so sad how many of these libs come out and they're like, oh, it was awful

and it's corruption. And just stop, just stop. Just have fun for once. Just have fun for once. But we've got big news for you today, and we will be talking about the. UFC stuff, but Gavin Newsom put on a statement saying that he's being criminally investigated by the DOJ. Now, the DOJ says, nah, that's not true. However, people in and around his administration and his personal life are being investigated, it seems, likely due to tax-related issues. I'm

very careful here, but some people are pointing out that it makes no sense how a man on such a small salary has so much money. And there's some other stuff related to, like, being transferred a very valuable house to an LLC and a bunch of other stuff like that. So maybe this man is just a criminal. I wonder if what's really happening, they always just played this game, these politicians, whether it be Republican or Democrat, they always played the dirty game, but then they went to war with Trump and lost. So now Trump has basically said the game's over and I'm coming for you, whatever it may be. Or this house-related thing just maybe it's Bill Pulte again, you know, we'll see, we'll see.

Now, this is a big story because Gavin Newsom is the presumptive nominee for 2020. I say presumptive because that's what people are talking about in the media, despite the fact that Kamala Harris actually is leading him by double digits, but Lord have mercy if somehow she got elected. And then let's talk back about the UFC thing because my friends, we actually were contemplating what the big story was going to be. We opted for the news because the news is what we do. But I believe that there was, let me say this, God sent a sign at the UFC event. It is absolutely incredible. It defies, it defies expectation.

an act that I would describe, but something that's possible, but that defies expectation. Now, many people online are referring to a miracle, a miracle at the UFC event. And what was this miracle? A forecast that come down a week prior. There was going to be a massive thunderstorm in D.C. And the event would have to be canceled. It would be ruined. Now, my response was how badass would it be if they'd put a curtain down like semi-mesh see-through?

And these UFC fighters are fighting in a thunderstorm. Let's go. That's something magical happened. First, rain comes from the west. Clouds sweeping in. The storm hits where we are near Harper's Ferry, about an hour or so outside of D.C. South of D.C. is slammed by a major storm,

but the major storm, as all the clouds are passing over, the storm systems form splitting between D.C. So just the area of the White House gets no rain at all. Some people are saying it's a miracle. Well, I don't know if it's a miracle, a sign maybe because the storm that was supposed to stop the event parted. And we've got the NOAA recording of the radar data. That'll be fair. Sometimes it rains.

I think that's what Bill Maher said. Sometimes it rains. And I look at this and I think, yeah, but with the left begging and cheering and claiming that it was divine intervention that God hates Trump, and that message being blasted out with all the news saying, oh, it's going to get rained out, you're not going to go. And then the storm breaks just over the event. event. It is something else. It is something else. So we'll talk about that. We got a bunch of other stories, my friends. We got Republicans trying to impeach Obama judges. That's going to be really interesting. So we'll get into that before we do. We got a great sponsor for you. It is Tax Network USA.

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The boys are hanging out. I did some voices on it. Yeah, that's right. Ian did a voice or two. Quite enjoyable. I don't want to talk too much about moving the clouds around before we get into it, Phil. So maybe I'll save it for the show. But I did go to D.C. I put positive energy up into the clouds to move them.

apart. It seems to have done something. Ian did nothing to affect the weather. Mine is Phil Avanti, the lead singer of the heavy metal band, all that remains. I'm an anti-communist counter-revolutionary. It's going to be like some time in the distant future. Phil's laying on the hospital but he's an old man. He's got his kids. He's got

grandkids around him. They're like, Grandpa, you're a legend, you're a rock star. And he smiles and he gives one last devil horns before going into eternal slumber, where he finds himself at the pearly gates. And as he's walking up, they're like, welcome in, sir. By the way, it was Ian, actually. He did the weather in You see that day and you go, damn it.

Proving you wrong. Ian, put in a good word for you, Phil, so you're allowed in. Great to have you both. Thank you for coming, Seamus, and let's get into it, Tim. Here's the news from CNN. Gavin Newsom says the Trump DOJ is investigating him and his wife. Now, apparently it's being disputed. I don't care to play the full thing, but he's claiming persecution and weaponization.

It's funny to hear it coming from this guy, but here it is. In recent days, federal agents have knocked on the door. of family friends and former employees. Not because they found a crime, because they're simply trying to find one. They're demanding records. They're abusing the grand jury process, digging through years and years of random documents.

Donald Trump isn't just coming after me because of my mean tweets. He's coming after me because I'm considering running for president because he hates that I've consistently called him out over and over again for his lies and deceit. Donald Trump is simply the most corrupt president in American history. Until me. He's turned the levers of government into his own personal power ministries to reward cronies

and to try to jail his opponents. His personal attorney now runs the Department of Justice, which has repeatedly gone after his political enemies. Ask Jerome Powell. Sent them after James Comey. Chish, James, Adam Schiff. He sent them after Tim Walts. And a woman that a jury found Donald Trump had sexually abused.

One by one, anyone who has challenged Donald Trump has ended up on his hit list. And today, I proudly joined that list. He's like trying to be on the list. So, well, we do have a couple things to add. Cameron, Arcon, says a source familiar confirms with Town Hall that there are numerous investigations ongoing into Gavin Newsom for about a year now. and they stemmed from whistleblowers in California, not the DOJ, his wife's taxes and his chief of staff, according to the source. But wait, there's more. Jennifer Van LAR says maybe they're investigating you because your finances don't add up or because your wife's LLC received the deed to a $9.1 million home a week before the LLC was even created.

While you still had your Fair Oaks home, how is that LLC capitalized? She points out, do the math regarding Gavin Newsom's income, 1.4 million yearly income. 450k in taxes, 200k to domestic workers, 150k in private school tuition, 200K in property taxes, 20k in utilities. Okay, we're at $1 million. Now add 120,000 year mortgage payments for a Sacramento house, and $506,000 in mortgage payments for the new house, which his in-laws had to guarantee, and that's not including food, clothes, entertainment sports for four kids. Their financial disclosures don't show any large sales of assets, and Gavin can't sell assets out of his blind trust anyway, which is where the bulk of his assets are. If the trustees sell assets, the proceeds

have to remain in the trust while he's in office. So I think she's referring specifically to his financial disclosures, which don't add up, which is silly. But let's just be real. Gavin Newsom is claiming this because he wants to be in the club. All these Democrats are like Trump is targeting me. He's coming after coming after us. And Gavin Newsom is sitting there all by himself because Trump doesn't really care, it sounds like. So Newsom himself made this claim. I mean, Could you imagine if like I did a press conference and I was like, the DOJ is currently investigating Russians for secretly funneling money to me? Like that'd be the stupidest thing in the world.

It's fake, by the way. But why would he come out and say this? He wants it. He, you know, it's not going to work. I think he wants to fundraise for 2020. He wants to sell mugshot t-shirts. And you can see he's really aping Trump's bit here when he says, they're not just going after me for mean tweets.

He so desperately wants to be the bad boy of. Twitter who everyone goes to and says, wow, what an edgy take. I can't believe a politician spoke that way, but it's so lame because Trump already did it. Yeah. You know, when all the times that I catch heat on, on X or whatever, or anytime I may, I say something that like the metal blogs pick up a lot, like most of the time, it's like, I don't know that it's going to happen, right? Like, I made a post, or I was on a podcast last week talking about men's problems and

therapy and stuff like that. I was like, you know, therapy is really not for men. It's really for women. You know what I mean? It's like guys kind of have a different way of dealing with their problems. Men will have a better success rate if they're having personal accomplishments and stuff like that. And women kind of look for social validation. And they're external processors.

Women like figure out their thoughts by talking in a way that men are more likely to do. Men punch things. Yeah. Men go around and punch things and quick monsters. Just shove it all down and have a heart attack like a real man. No, but serious. But the point is, like, like, I said that in a podcast and the blogs picked it up, and then next thing you know, people are wigging out.

We're getting a bunch of comments and stuff on our Instagram page and stuff. And it's like, I really do imagine. Way worse. Way worse. Way! Like, in that same podcast, I was like, no, you should have normal relationships, not gay or lesbian relationships. Like, nobody picked up on that. I called them normal.

Dude, this is the other thing. I feel like every comedian has a podcast where they talk about going to therapy. You see this so often from celebrities where they emphasize the value of this thing. But therapy is a medical intervention. And like every medical intervention, there are side effects and people pretend there aren't. And it's something you should just endlessly recommend to everyone. But it is not for everybody. Therapy can damage your brain.

This is a like any psychological intervention. Yeah, 100%. But the point that I was trying to make is like, Donald. Trump's tweets that get people riled up, I bet at least 50 to 75% of them are organic. He's just saying what he thinks. People get worked up. Gavin Newsom trying to actually force this stuff seems forced. And you can see right through it.

That's part of the reason why Spencer Pratt, people really responded to his ads and stuff like that because it doesn't seem forced. The stuff that he was doing on the debates, it was like, you know, making faces. Like that was his natural reaction. That honesty is really something people respond to. And Gavin Newsom, he's just forcing it. It's just not the same thing. I wasn't trying to do real of the conversation.

No, yeah, but there's nothing transgressive about anything Gavin Newsom is going to say either. He's in lockstep with the establishment on literally everything. All of his opinions are advertisers safe and friendly, even though they're horrible. So it's not as if he's saying something that people are going to go, man, I can't believe he really went there and said it out loud because it's all anodyne. If he did it in a real way, maybe he. he could be like a leader and a speaker for the voice of that movement. This was obviously scripted. He was talking like this because he's reading a thing.

And it was very inarticulate and annoying actually to listen to, in my opinion, for me. But if he was like off the cuff saying what he truly believed about this and when flowing hard, you might get behind him. You might be able to anyway. But this was just, I mean, this is just a scripted. Yeah. We're trying to be like Trump. I like, like we said, it's just so forced. And he wants to be, like you were saying earlier, he wants to be.

that bad boy he wants to have that kind of that kind of chemistry with the with the people that are watching and people that may be voters that's why he did all the right wing podcasts or the centrist podcast or whatever but it's not him and then he flipped all his positions yeah and also I mean he has too much of a curated and polished look to pull it off

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Every match, every moment. Listen to FIFA World Cup on TSN Radio. Here's Canada to the Lift Off. Available on Iheart Radio. And you pointed this out, that Trump resonates with people for better or for worse, is because he's just saying things like he's thrown it off the cop. He didn't focus group this. He didn't market it.

And that works when you have the kind of image Trump has. When you have the unfiltered image, people forgive mean statements because it's like just coming out of you. But if you have this very curated well put together focus group image and you're being mean, it's like, oh, this person's cruelty is calculated. It actually sends a very different message. You're no longer belligerent. You're actually scary. So Trump has a famous tweet where he said, I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke. And it's like it's a shower thought, but it's funny because.

You think about it and you're like, that's a good point. You know? Yeah. But here's the thing is he says him like that. And then you got this woke era where they were like, stop making fun of people for being otherly fatted or whatever the word was. Otherly fatted. Differently bodied.

And it was just like, shut up, dude. It's funny. Leave me alone. Deno Zemik was released and all the body. Body positivity vanished. Yeah. As soon as these fat, lazy women could, they got a lazy way to lose. wait. Now all of a sudden they were like, yeah, we don't care anymore. I noticed when Trump

first got elected in 2016, there was like a three-day period either was before he got right after he got elected or right after he got sworn in. And then all of a sudden I started seeing racism on Twitter. And I was like, it was like it wasn't like people became racist, but the racists felt like they could be racist now because he kind of gave them a green card because he had been saying some racist. Green card. The green card. They gave him a green light. But it also kind of, then it created the censorship complex where people lashed back and you got the woke era of like, no, no, they went too far, stop. But then it, like, it ebbed back the other direction.

And now you can say, well, I'm not going to say it now, but you can say dirtier words online and not get thrown off. You can call people names and not get your channel demonetized or blacklisted. So you can talk about the vaccines. Finally, it's been like four years dodging and weaving through that because Biden was off his getting telling Twitter behind the scenes to censor people for saying wrong speak. It was crazy. No, just because they lost.

And that's the UFC thing. It's watching woke and the left just wither into a dry husk. that I appreciate Trump's off the cuff stuff I do. Sometimes it's hard to swallow. Like when he was making a phone of Rosie, it's like, bro, you're the president. Now you do not have to go after a singular woman and go dog hard on this girl. I mean, I didn't mention this the intro, but, you know, when that dude yelled, Michelle Obama was a man, you know the culture shifted. Yeah. That's a big shift from naked trans people dancing at the White House to a dude getting in the microphone and yelling Michelle Obama's a man. And based on what they were doing in 2024 with the naked trans people,

It's kind of like, I mean, that is up there, Ellie, you know, I don't know. You should have followed it up with not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess if I had to decide, and it's not like you have to pick one direction or the other, but I take, like, crude thoughts out loud better than censorship. What you got to say is you got to say something like, I am inspired every day by Michelle Obama being a proud and outspoken individual with so much transphobia out there. that's how you do it because then you know

because my view is then when they're like you can't say that well say what Michelle Obama's in a man I didn't say that you could also say don't be a transfer she's an amazing man a woman

you know it's in the word okay all right let's let's actually talk about let's actually talk about it I want to show you we had the UFC event it was beautiful

take a look at this photo I can't believe is this photo real Michael Knows post this the president paid to get the epic flyover UFC photo and it was well worth

whatever the cost, but stop to consider that he got this picture for free. This is almost, this photo was unbelievable. I don't believe it. But the reflection in the water with the lightning strike, I don't think it's AI, but again, it's so incredible. I find it actually hard. Do you see this, Seamus? Yeah, it's beautiful.

It's amazing. Is it striking the monument? Is that what's happening? No, no, the lightning strike is behind. In fact, there were a bunch of lightning strikes throughout the clouds, and this was just one photo. Take a look at this image. UFC Freedom 250.

absolutely incredible photograph, absolutely incredible. But you guys, there was a miracle that day. Just yesterday. Actually, and including in the wee hours of the morning as we filmed this show live, Jack Posobic posted this. The storm the left was praying for suddenly parted just as it passed over and missed Washington, D.C. completely. How is this possible? Well, we know what Jack means, because he is a devout believer in God and Jesus Christ. And I saw this and I said, There's a little storm pocket south of D.C. There's a storm pocket north of D.C. I mean, you know what I think?

I think this is just some storm pockets emerged, and they're making it look like this much more dramatic thing. So here's the news. The New York Times. There's a bunch of social media on Reddit. Storms could disrupt UFC event at the White House on Sunday. Forecaster said the weather around Washington is likely be hot and stormy. And here's the radar data. This is UTC.

So this is just before the event was supposed to take place. Let me zoom out here. Now, what you need to understand about the radar imagery, these big storm clusters, it's actually dark clouds everywhere. It's cloudy everywhere, but the clouds over, you know, Sterling and Reston, they're not heavy storm clouds, just dark clouds. Where it's raining is here.

I go back a few minutes. Take a look at this. Indeed, a major storm cell was approaching. and there was a rain delay. But look at this. While the left was praying for rain to ruin the event, this major storm cluster passes just north because the White House is down here.

So a little bit of rain in the vicinity, a minor delay, but it passes over. Now look at this storm cluster below. Disappears. Disappears. But wait, I think there's more actually. As we move forward throughout the night, this major storm cluster appears once again. just stays right beneath where the White House grounds in the National Mall is.

This storm passed by. There are clouds overhead. It was storming by us in Harper's Ferry. And I'm thinking like, oh, this is going to be bad. And the clouds, as they're heading in the direction, the storm goes around north and south of D.C. Now, I don't know if I could say that's a miracle because sometimes it rains. I mean, it's just, you know, but I would say it's, to me, it seems like a sign. Because this event was tremendous.

It was inspirational. It was a major event with some 80 to 100,000 people on the national mall and at the White House grounds celebrating America with a major sporting event with a guy yelling out of his lungs. Michelle Obama is a man. And it was incredible. I know, you know, Sean Strickland got thrown out and there's some contentious debate and stuff like this. But all in all, watching this was inspirational. With the lightning strikes in the background, it was an incredible image. And you know what?

The storm passed right over. North D.C. Drenched. South of D.C. drenched. White House grounds, just fine for the events. I say, God wills it. Maybe, but also willpower is an interesting concept.

Humans have it, too. I think our bodies might take on this is that our bodies are producing magnetic fields. I mean, that's scientific fact. Your body, because maybe it's the flowing iron through the bloodstream. You have this human dynamo, this small, weak magnetic field. If you put a magnetic field inside of another magnetic field, they interfere. So our bodies, magnetic fields, are inside of the Earth's magnetic field. There's a connection between those two things.

And I've been practicing for about 15 years moving clouds with my willpower. The Native Americans had rain dances and things. I think that positive energy, it seems, can make clouds dissipate like oil and water. They spread out and get thin, whereas negative energy binds them together and can call storms. It's like learning how to whistle. You have to learn what it feels like the difference of positive and negative. But if you pray and focus. Your point could have been made in five seconds that you think you control weather and that's fine.

Well, I don't have control. For most people, they're like, what is he even talking about and why is it relevant? When I bring up the Native American rain dances, it starts to become home a little more for people. Well, let me put it like this. The left was doing that and it didn't work. The Native American rain dances. Not possibly they were literally doing it and it didn't work. It's a fact.

Fact statement. Leftists were posting online begging for rain, celebrating rain, posting how they were going to do rain dances and the storm broke and the event it passed right by. the parting of the storm. Inactodally, I was driving to DC around 4 o'clock. Yeah, 4 o'clock, praying, I guess you would say, but focusing positive energy up into those dark gray clouds and let them dissipate.

Let me show you guys this. Let me show you guys this from the Weather Channel. This is what they had claimed on the 14th. So this is yesterday morning. UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South lawn with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34, miles an hour threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal DC humidity

is driving triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitoes and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue's massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze-out on the entire event. What? Yo, first of all, none of that happened. 34, could you imagine mosquitoes and ants flying around in a 34 mile an hour wind gusts just blows them all the way? So which is it? They were trying

so hard to tell people not to come to this. They lose. And guess what, guys? Even Bud Light paid to be a part of this event. Sorry, you guys had your Bud Light moment, but they saw the riding on the wall, lost billions of dollars, and even they're off the woke train.

The left has lost, and with the Weather Channel saying it's going to be brutal, it's going to be bad, the storm parted, and it was magic. I will not take God's name in vain. I do believe that we are connected with God and that our bodies are able to interface with... That's why we pray.

Exactly. You're able to pray because you have a body. And I also appreciate skeptics big time. So I'm not telling you like, hey, just believe me that your body is interacting with the clouds. You know, I'm just imagining because they put this graphic up, rain 30 mile an hour winds and mosquitoes. So what they're trying to make you think is that the mosquitoes are like darts. Shemis

Shemis, do you think that Ian prayed to God and God said Ian, I got your back and parted the clouds for Ian? I'll have to ask if I get to heaven. I actually didn't pray too. I just focused energy into the cloud. Is it a miracle, Shamus?

So you cast the magic spell. Hold on, hold on. Ian just said that he cast a magic spell about pouring some oil into water. No, it's like pouring oil into water. Oh, oh. It shoots away from itself. When a drop of water hits oil, it goes flying apart.

If you do that with positive energy, that's what the clouds seem to do. I retract my statement. Oh, well, Tim just asked if it was a miracle. I believe a miracle has to have no clear natural explanation. People could argue it's a sign. I don't know if I'd argue that. I don't know enough about the situation. And you've got to be careful to jump on everything.

I think it's a sign. I think it's a sign. I think it's a sign because of this, because the storm is forecast in advance. leftists are praying and cheering and dancing and down and then the storm happens but it breaks just over DC so the event goes off without a hitched or it's weather modification tools that we don't

okay that's so other people that's even more far effect or or it's all the people at WarpTur that were upset about the that wanted to make sure that they were praying for no rain too because that was right down the street so there are people so the devout Trump supporters are saying it's a sign from God he

helped you know he said this is good and the anti-Trump people are saying it's DARPA using weather modifying technology. They fired beams slicing the storm in half so that Trump could do his event. I've had crazy. There'll be such a great abuse of that technology. Exactly the right way to abuse it. Did you imagine they're like Trump is so corrupt?

He used our weather modification for his UFC events. Dare he. It's more anecdotal, but I don't know if you guys do Tai Chi or Reiki or anything like that. I have been practicing. What are I talking about? It's moving your magic. Like Dow is about the flow of nature, the mass. magnetic fields. They didn't know what magnetism was when they were building the religion.

Really? Yeah. And then so I was doing Tai Chi on my roof in New York. Full cloud cover with these rubber hoses I was doing like moving around like and then flipping and you could hear whipping in the wind. And then all of a sudden above me I noticed the clouds are spinning. They start spinning above me. Literally this black cloud cover starts rotating. And then it opened up. I look up and I can see the moon through like a hole in the clouds rotating above me. Rose-like. I'm just imagining, wait. I'm just imagining Ian in like tornado alley and he's just like whipping around rubber hoses. And then he sees a funnel, cloud overhead, and he's like, I'm doing this. And then it sucks him up and kills him. Omi.

He's like, I don't know the extent of this power. I saw X-Men, and I really like that storm chick, and now I can do that. You can't. I would ask Luke Rukkowski, who also will not lie to you. We were sitting on Miami Beach. He was like, it was going to rain so heavy. I'm like, I'll pray. I'll focus positive to keep the rain away.

And I was doing it, just like meditating and focusing. And he's like, okay, Ian, bring the rain now. I'm like, are you sure, Luke? He's like, yeah, bring it. And I'm like, okay. So I focused the negative. and thunder cracks. And they're like, what the?

And it was, and Amy Dangerfield and Lauren Hayden are there too. And I'm like, and they're like, oh, and they're like, oh, and they're like, oh, my God. Then it starts to rain and people are like running and covering their heads. This is within like five minutes. And then like, a wind gust came and scooped Ian up

and he's floating in the sky and his eyes turned white. His hair is flying. And then he's like, now I am your God. And then he struck Luke with lightning. Luke died. Luke was shocked. He was gone. There's no, there's no, we are change anymore.

And like, once you get a storm going, it's hard to get it to stop. It takes a lot of energy to slow it down. So there's that inflection point where you can kind of decide if it's going to, the clouds are going to come together or go apart. If you catch it early. It's funny because on this show, no one's smoking pot, but it's almost like Ian already did somehow.

Well, for about 30 years, yeah, 20, 20 years. So we're just there permanently. Bro, yeah, because it helps you feel. Like, hyper's your sensitivity so you can, like, feel static energy. I love how we were like, there's a miracle at, you know, the UFC event and Ian's just dying to talk about his weather abilities. Yeah, I want to normalize it. Because if we really can interfere with weather patterns, with just our focus.

I mean, how do you answer to this? I mean, well, I would warn against Rakey. I would warn against New Age practices. People say they're spiritual, we've got to be specific.