Timcast IRL - Trump DRIVES GARBAGE Truck ROASTING Biden For Calling Voters GARBAGE w/Ryan Long

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

Tim, Phil, Seamus, & Ian are joined by Ryan Long to discuss Trump working as a garbage man after Joe Biden called Trump supporters "garbage," Joe Rogan revealing he gave Kamala Harris an open invitation for his show, a new Kamala ad telling women to lie to their husbands about who they're voting for, and Ana Kasparian defending Donald Trump after democrats keep calling him a fascist. Ryan Long is a Canadian comedian, filmmaker, and podcast host known for his satirical comedy and viral sketches that often tackle cultural and social issues with a humorous edge. Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) Ian @IanCrossland (everywhere) Seamus @FreedomToons   Serge @SergeDotCom (everywhere) Guest: Ryan Long @RyanLongcomedy   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump is truly a man of the people. He got a garbage truck and he drove up in it to a rally. He did it in honor of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris. He actually said this because they called his supporters garbage, or at least Joe Biden did. The White House then, and they're being accused of violating the Presidential Records Act, added an apostrophe that was so egregious to the record that even Jessica Tarlow on The Five said that apostrophe is doing a lot of heavy lifting. What happened? Joe Biden yesterday said the only garbage

I see is his supporters, his his. Then he says, like his derision of Latinos is unconscionable or whatever. They added to the transcript an apostrophe in supporters as if he was trying to say in some strange run on sentence that it was Tony Hinchcliffe who was garbage. No, Joe Biden was calling all Trump supporters garbage. So now Donald Trump is driving around in a garbage truck. Vivek Ramaswamy is as well. The media is desperately trying to cover this up. Kamala Harris claims they haven't lost a single voter over calling Trump's voters garbage. So sure, I guess we'll talk about that. Then, of course, we've got a lot of the polling stuff to go through. And we have a couple of other really

interesting stories. There was one interesting story where a conservative commentator walked off a show, The Hills Rising, after being called a Nazi. And I commend this more conservative to stand up and stop tolerating the psychotic psychobabble. Head over to Timcast dot com. Click. Join us. Why? Maybe you're trying to makeble. Head over to TimCast.com. Click join us. Why? Maybe you're trying to make friends. You want to meet people who understand what's happening in the world and share your ideas. We've got a Discord server where you can hang out. So go to TimCast.com. Click join us. Become a member and you will also get access to our uncensored members only show coming up tonight at 10 p.m. Monday through Thursday. We do this not so family

friendly, but always fun and funny. And you guys get to call in. So smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, leave us a good review. If you're listening on Apple Podcasts or wherever you do, give us five stars. Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is a man of great emotional intelligence, Ryan Long. Fellas, how we doing?

Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Boys, boys, boys, new special at youtube.com slash ryanlongcomedy. Who are you? What do you do? boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys new special out youtube.com slash Ryan Long comedy who are you what do you do Ryan Long comedian on tour

on the road tell my dates I'm actually gonna be in Nashville same time as you guys oh sweet I'm there on the 6th that's Janie's

then Nashville Chicago Las Vegas yeah I'm there for a day so after the show I can come do whatever you guys are doing when do you get to Nashville

I'm there I'm flying in the 6th and I'm leaving the 7th. Oh, okay. All right. Well, then we'll see you on the 6th. Yeah, exactly. Everyone expects there to be a second election day, not for voting, but—

What do you think? We've been talking about this. We were planning our shows, and we're just like, this could be a two-week debacle, right? Oh, it's going to be long. Or it could be an eight-month debacle. So maybe you'll be there just to sit there and speculate with the rest of us, but it should be fun. So, yeah, man, thanks for joining us. Yeah, thanks for having me.

Seamus is here. I'm back. I'm back. Also, dude, the emotional intelligence video. I think we played it on air a while back. We did. Oh, you're referencing our video. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We were talking about emotion, too. That crushed me. I was dying. So good. About women being more emotionally intelligent. It's true. It's true. They are.

I'm Seamus Coghlan. I create cartoons. You know what? Another one's good is if you look on the internet, when they have strong women content, all that means is they're rude. It's hilarious. Well,

you'll see sometimes it'll be like, you know, I started to drop. No, no, no. You're good. There will be a thing where there was a girl and she was like,

there's a strong woman content. And she basically was saying that she went on a date with, or she had a boyfriend and she went to his parents' house and they started talking about politics and religion and she told them to like F off. It's like you're just not a kind person. And then Storm's off

and she was posting like, can you believe this? And I was like, dude, if I was ever dating a girl, went to her parents' house, they told me their religion, I told them to F off. That would be the quietest ride home

in the history of time. Dude, it's totally wild. That would be the quietest ride home in the history of time. Dude, it's totally wild. And then there's another kind where they like well, come on. You definitely wouldn't have people on the internet being like, you're a king. And that was Seamus. Yeah, hold on. Freedom tunes. I make cartoons on a channel called Freedom Tunes

and we just released a video yesterday about what Trump says when an anonymous source is around and how he treats anonymous sources. I think you guys will like it. People are really enjoying it. And we're releasing a cartoon tomorrow about Doug, about Kamala's husband, Doug,

and some of the allegations that have been made against him. So that one should be fun. Also, also, all right. Also joining us tonight is the plucky comedy relief, Ian Crossland. Well, howdy doody, Tim. Yeah, actually, that's true.

Plucky. Thanks for pointing that out. I don't know what plucky means. I'm prepping a gigastream. I'm going to be doing Mass Effect. So if you guys like video games and you want to watch, come join me at Ian Crossland. What's a gigastream? It's 12 hours.

I'm going to be streaming so hard for so long with so much cash. You said you're doing a lot of prep before that? Yeah, I'm going to get ready. I'll be walking around the house thinking about it. It's going to be deep, dude. A lot of Mountain caffeine. You said you're doing a lot of prep before that? Yeah, I'm going to get ready. I'll be walking around the house thinking about it. It's going to be deep, dude. A lot of Mountain Dew. Going to brew a lot of it. None of the crappy.

I used to do a lot of Mountain Dew. I'd get a case to drink 12, 14 cans of Mountain Dew. When I do things, I do them to the extreme, so this will be part and parcel. But come check it out at Ian Crossland. It'll be on YouTube and Twitch. Phil's here. I am Phil Labonte, the lead singer of the heavy metal band All That Remains. I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.

Let's go. Here we go. From the post-millennial breaking, Trump does a ride-along with Wisconsin garbage men after Biden calls his supporters garbage. I thought they were real Americans now. Real Americans. On Wednesday, former President Trump rode along with the sanitation crew in Wisconsin

in reference to Biden's recent remarks. I am, I am so impressed with how quickly they pulled this together. Check out this clip. How do you like my garbage truck? This is in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden. His media. So, uh,

Baron was like, dad, tomorrow you got to get in a garbage truck. Look at this. Look at this. Also, he's on his private plane wearing his garbage truck outfit with his tie on. I put a picture of him at a, wearing that. He's giving a speech in the vest. Yeah. Have you seen this article about it? Trump flaunts his love for organized

crime with ties to waste management. Beautiful. That's beautiful. Look at this. Everybody, this is Donald Trump and 250 million people are not garbage. He's just like, I locked in the sanitation worker vote. 250 million people, the hands go out. It's great. So Vivek Ramaswamy did the same thing.

Who did it first, him or Trump? I don't know. Yeah, steal his look. Let's do it, man Well, he actually Vivek actually What are we doing here? Did the work That's so legit

Good for them He's like almost He's a half billionaire He's worth $500 million These garbage men make more money than you think That's $100K a year Those guys are doing okay Alright, sweet

Lift open And then what are we doing? Pull them both out pull them both out look at that there you go smash it in oh yeah there you go real americans doing real american work we are not garbage we're taking out the garbage and uh you know what's really funny is i i kind of think with this you know joe biden called comma uh called trump supporters garbage i i i swear he's sabotaging her you think that uh joe biden right now is being salty off the reservation now he's just letting it fly yeah he's he's so so apparently there's some leaks and take it with a grain of salt i've heard i've heard this also though the leaks where biden's been like they're suckers and losers Like he said something like they're all a bunch of suckers.

They're going to lose now. Blah, blah, blah. I should have been in this race. They betrayed me. Things like that. A New York Times article that just came out. Was Joe Biden actually the better candidate? No.

I'm telling you, his people could be. Yeah, it's bad. People could be pushing him out. Rumors have, I've heard rumors that like actually the people in the White House and Kamala Harris' staff hate each other. Like Joe Biden didn't trust her. He's in the White House and Kamala Harris' staff hate each other. Like, Joe Biden didn't trust her. Capulets in the Montagues? Yeah, exactly.

Like, but Biden didn't believe in her. Like, he didn't believe that she could do the job. He didn't believe that she'd be able to run an effective campaign. And honestly, if she does manage to pull it out, it's only because the American people didn't get to know her. It's because they managed to avoid getting her in front of people. Like, she refused to do the Joe Rogan podcast the way that Rogan normally does it because she can't stand up to the scrutiny of having a conversation. I couldn't find it on New York Times, but The Hill has. What if Joe Biden was the better candidate?

Oh, maybe it was The Hill, yeah. Yeah. And he was. That is true. Like, I don't think... And that's bad because he's not good. But it's interesting that articles like this are coming out where it's a little bit... Yeah, I mean...

Already. At some point, they're going to have to admit it to themselves that she's not a good candidate at all. But with Joe, there have been moments where I felt maybe he's trying to sabotage her. I even did a cartoon about it. But ultimately, with this particular gaffeaffe it just was too off the cuff i don't think this was a 5d chess move yeah exactly it was clearly biden stumbling over his words and part of what i think is so funny about him is he just says and does things that aren't normal for any president and he thinks because trump came before him and was kind of

brash that he can get away with it but he can't it doesn't come off as funny it just comes off as mean when you you talking about supporting the KK member, Bird, when he was... No, that is also a fair point. But just like calling American citizens garbage is crazy. Biden objectively has been a little funner in the last little while. At the end of his

campaign, he has been a little bit funner. He put a mega hat on. That's true. It works a little bit for him. He's doing funny bits. Yeah, he called Trump supporters garbage because he doesn't care anymore. Did you see the Axios? I think it was Axios leaks where they said that he keeps pitching, campaigning with Kamala, but they keep ignoring him. Oh, my gosh.

That's hilarious. So he said he was on the beach. On the what? On the beach. Like, he takes a lot of beach days. No, he was going to Pittsburgh. He said that he's going to go campaign. He wants to campaign in PA for Kamala Harris. They ignored him. So then he that he's going to go campaign. He wants to campaign in PA for Kamala Harris.

They ignored him. So then he said he's going to go campaign solo in Pittsburgh. And they were like, please, Joe, don't do this. As if like he's saying like, I'm going to go campaign for you. And they're like, no, no, stop. The Harris campaign last week, Harris campaign put out a list of the surrogates that were going to be out speaking on her behalf that weekend. And Joe Biden was not on the list. He's the president.

If they actually got along and they actually had a good relationship. How is he not at the rally? Always would want the president. You always want that. The president is up until Joe Biden in this particular case, the president has been the most powerful person in the world. They bring the bully puppet that only the president has. Which is like, listen, Joe, you can do 30 seconds between Eminem and Obama.

They won't even talk about him. They won't even let him go out and address her crowds, which is it speaks volumes about the conference. Well, I guess part of it is they're trying to separate her from him, right? So it doesn't help for him to be there. I also think part of it is that they know that he's going to stumble around and gaffe and look really bad if he does anything publicly. I think they're just afraid of letting him be seen. But doesn't that give her

more credibility? Doesn't it make it a good idea that she took his place? Well, no, because it's like, why hasn't she invoked the 25th Amendment? And why has she lied to us about the federal state? I mean, maybe, but I feel like that question's always present whether or not he's on stage gaffing or not. I feel like they're, I mean, maybe, but I feel like that question's always present, whether or not he's on stage gaffing or not. I feel like everybody on the conservative side has asked that question.

Everyone on the conservative side makes the point, look, she should have. It's not an option for the vice president. It is their obligation to invoke the 25th Amendment and do it after. So that way they had a short amount of time so they could install her as opposed to having an actual nomination. I get what you're saying. I just think it's I think it's a bad look for her. I think I think her campaign's embarrassed by him. Oh, yeah.

I don't even know if it's bad blood or if it's just them being really. Well, this is this is them desperately trying to— So here's why I say sabotage. Do you think she should have done the Rogan podcast? Oh, dude, she would have been really bad. Yeah, I mean, it's like, should she? If she could do it, yes. It is a little wild the extent to which podcasts have become, you know, so important to this election.

The thing is, because younger people want to hear a real conversation. Agreed. And so, I mean, that's why I say what i loved the most about the trump rogan podcast was when they talked about fighting because that was the one time it really felt like two dudes just hanging out and a lot a lot of the earlier stuff in the in the in the rogan show was very political asking questions what was it like what did you think was going to happen then when they're talking about fighters it was like everything tuned out these are two guys that were into boxing and mma talking about it yeah i guess that's what the podcast you can do all this stuff in one episode yep it can't be overstated that it can't be overstated that

the people that she needs to attract are joe rogan's audience yeah you know it's it's not like like listen everybody knows that if you want to work if you're worried about abortion kamala harris is the one you're going to vote for everybody knows she doesn't have to go out there and continue to hammer home abortion. Everyone that is concerned about having abortion be legal. But if you make that argument, couldn't you make that argument for Trump where you're like, you should be doing Call Her Daddy and stuff? I mean, maybe.

I think you could. Probably not as much of an option. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. He did go to the National Association of Black Journalists. You're right. He has done that stuff. He does go. And it was amazing. It was great. Do you remember, hold on, hold on. It's not as big a podcast. He did go to the National Association of Black Journalists. Yes, you're right. He has done that stuff.

He does go. And it was amazing. It was great. Do you remember that? Yeah, I do. When he was just like snapping back at him, like how rude. He's gone into the Dragon's Den a lot more, yeah. Multiple times.

But when he was at the National Association of Black Journalists. But his own debates are a bit of a Dragon's Den. He gets this attack line, these questions that are insulting, and he goes, well, I'll start by saying how rude. I've never been asked such rude questions. And he's just, he doesn't care. He's like, I'm just going to say it. People like him.

That's why they like him. But it's not like Rogan would be some attack interview anyway. He would be, it'd be the exact same treatment as Trump. Well, but the truth is on Rogan's side and Trump's side. Yeah.

Yes. Hamil Harris, not so much. I retweeted the interaction between Sanjay Gupta and Joe Rogan after the COVID stuff, when he was confronting Sanjay Gupta and Joe Rogan after the COVID stuff, when he was confronting Sanjay Gupta about the way that CNN doctored the video of Rogan, how they said that he was taking horse medicine, and it was very confrontational. And I can imagine that being the case with Kamala Harris.

Now, obviously, it wouldn't be quite as personal because they were attacking Joe. CNN was attacking Joe. And so he was he was he was looking at Sanjay Gupta as the representative of CNN. But he pushed back on things that Trump said. And that's his M.O. So if Kamala Harris says something, she'll she might try to do the same thing that she did with Brett Baer when she was like, you know what I mean? And Brett Baer was like, no, I don't. I'm not going to throw you a line. You have to get out of this yourself. And that's probably how Rogan would be as well. He might be kind. He might be polite.

But he's still going to be like, look, if you can't answer it, that's your problem, not mine. Well, also, I mean, she and her campaign know that she can't speak for three hours straight without making a complete and total fool out of herself. She just trails off. She doesn't know what she's saying. None of her talking points are prepared. She has to look at a teleprompter when she does deliver any opinion that appears to have any level of insight. It's clearly rehearsed. So

the whole reason for them making these demands is because they knew that Joe wasn't going to acquiesce and they wanted an excuse for her to not do the show. And I think the way her campaign... The other side of that is they might not realize the leverage has changed where you go this isn't, you know, a bunch of streamers. They wanted to say no, but they can't.

So they created impossible terms that Joe could not agree to so they can say now the media is reporting Joe Rogan turned her down. Exactly. That is possible, but they also might, in addition to that, be like well, he'll agree to our terms. She flew to call her daddy. Yep. Well, she flew to call her daddy?

Yeah, she went on set for call her daddy, but when it came to Joe Rogan, she says here I am. And also Shannon Sharp. That's right. And both those are smaller. And Breakfast Club. Yeah, that's a good point. Those are way smaller. She flew to all of them, but it came to Rogan.

She said, you come to me. Yeah. And only do an hour long show. Yep. And Joe was like, that's not the show. I don't do that. She's like, her support of Biden is disingenuous. I think if she had invoked the 25th Amendment, taken over in command, she'd be a legit candidate right now.

Rogan would ask her about Biden's mental state and why she doesn't just talk about it openly. And she'd be like, she couldn't. She's put herself in a position where she's not able to admit that he's gone frail. And it's a very awkward place for her to be pretending like he doesn't exist. Wouldn't you? Let me let me pull this story from The Daily Wire. I gave them an open invitation. Joe Rogan opens up more about potential Kamala interview. She had an opportunity to come here when she was in Texas. It's even worse than people realize. Rogan has opened up more about Vice President Harris's potential interview on Wednesday during

the Joe Rogan Experience podcast. He said that it was Harris's team who first reached out to him about appearing on his show after her campaign learned that Trump was coming on. Quote, she had an opportunity to come here when she was in Texas, and I literally gave them an open invitation, Rogan explained, hitting back at claims about he was somehow being a diva. Harris held a rally in Texas last Friday with both Willie Nelson and Beyonce. I said, anytime. If she's on 10 o'clock, we'll come back here at 10 o'clock. I'll do it at nine in the morning. I'll do it at 10 p.m. I'll do it at midnight if she's up and she wants to drink a Red Bull effing party on. So their camp reached out to me. So I said, great. I would love to talk to her. But it was very difficult to tie it down.

They wanted to travel and see the thing and see the thing is, if I go somewhere, then there's going to be other people in the room and they want to control a lot of things. I'm sure, according to the Brett Baier interview on Fox, that's a distraction. The podcast host said his goal was simply sit down across the table from Harris and have a conversation. You find out things about people, you get a sense of them, at least a real sense. I just want to talk to you. Who the F are you?

On Tuesday, Rogan broke his silence about trying to line up the interview. For the record, Harris's campaign has not passed on doing the podcast. They offered a date for Tuesday, but I would have had to travel to her, and they only wanted to do an hour. Well, he wanted to give them the influencer deal where you all come in and get an hour. This proves it as far as I'm concerned. He said, you're in Texas, come whenever, and I will be here. Midnight, 2 a.m., whatever you want to do.

And they still said no. Yeah. And her fans and advocates and people who are trying to cope, they're saying that Joe Rogan is the person who needs Kamala on his podcast as opposed to Kamala needing to do his podcast in order to reach a larger audience. They're making these statements saying things like, she's the vice president of the United States and she's running for president. You should be traveling to her and making all of these exceptions, even though he didn't make any

exceptions for Trump. And this just goes to show what the M.O. of the Harris campaign has been the entire time. When media doesn't give us special treatment, we are being persecuted in some way. And I'll just be honest, it comes off as very finger wagging, shrill and bossy. It's not a good look. I just want to show the current chartable rankings for Joe Rogan. We did this yesterday, but Ryan, would you like to read the current rankings for Joe Rogan in numerical order? Yeah, so he's number one, number one, number 97, number one,

455, number one. For those that are listening, it's literally just one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. Honestly, I think that... Joe Rogan is number one across the board and consistently is. I think Kamala... You make a good point, though. If she's going to fly to Shannon Sharp, you can fly to Rogan.

Come on, what are we talking about? She's the candidate for people that can't see behind the curtain, that don't understand what a deep state is. She's the candidate. And Rogan is the guy that pulls the curtain back. And she knows that. Her advisors are telling her that. They're like, you're going to be laid bare if you go there.

I'm just imagining her. She's pulling the levers. There's the giant her that. They're like, you're going to be laid bare if you go there. I'm just imagining her, you know, she's pulling the levers, and there's the giant floating Kamala head being like, what are you doing? Don't look back here. And Joe is the guy who's going to. Yeah, within 20 minutes. I mean, look, if she did a three-hour long sit-down interview with anyone, especially Joe Rogan, I think it would be hilarious,

and it would be very bad for her campaign. It's obvious why they're not doing this. I mean, you asked earlier, should she have done this? From her perspective and her campaign's perspective? Absolutely not. But I would have loved to see it. I would have thought it would be hilarious. Yes. Who do you think is going to win? It seems like you could never know, but it seems like right now the energy, it seems Trump is probably a little ahead. You live in New York. Yeah. And you're walking around New York. Yeah. And you go to bodegas and buy sandwiches. Yeah. What's the sense you get from just regular people everywhere when you walk around?

Like, are there Trump flags in New York? No, not downtown New York. Not a lot of Trump flags. Billy downtown has Trump flags. But you can say, it's far more acceptable for people to be Trump guys right now. You can see Trump flags. Like, you would never see that without getting like ripped down I mean I would say but then again going into the 2016 election last time it wasn't as crazy until after he won right so

like I think a lot of times that gets a little murky but if you remember like before the election yes it was kind of more like it is right now then when he won it went full psycho I think after the rally where you got like a taste of what 2016 looks like me and danny used to have a joke where we go if the if the democrats were smart they'd have a uh a video of like robert de niro flipping out and all your favorite artists flipping out and they go is this what you want again you're ready you want that again every one of your favorite movie stars throwing a hissy fit like i need i need you to promise me something what are we looking at i need you to promise me that you are going to have i don't know a webcam or something pointed out your window i know you're

not going to be in new york but tell make sure danny's phone is charged yeah yeah yeah on november 6 we gotta get the footage you know what i mean of the people dropping to their knees and screaming no at the sky and and pounding on the ground i i would be very sad if if trump wins and we don't get that footage it does it feels like that's going to happen. I mean, do you think there's, what do you think happens if he loses? You think that, I don't know, man. That's what I mean. People are hyped up right now.

Well, I mean, look, it's particularly scary considering that all of the odds right now, national popular polling, aggregate favoring Trump, direction of the country favoring a challenger party honestly just a normal vibe check it feels like normal vibe check walking around that's what i'm saying like walk on the street if trump loses right now with this kind of energy levels people are not are gonna lose their mind i saw a disturbing article from the was this the mail online abc mistakenly airs election results we'll get to that one for sure that we're gonna pull this article it's freakish if you look at uh like in comedy and music and everything you a lot of times there's um there'll be an artist or something that the industry's really trying to make happen right

and like Megan Thee Stallion was like a good example where you go and then after all said and done you go she's still big but it didn't really sell the way you know there's a lot of comedians like that where you go there she feels a little like that where they go, she got jammed down your throat. It's sort of, it works, but it doesn't, you can't, it's hard to fake the like real actual where for whatever reason, people just like gravitated towards loving this person. Let's, let me, let me, let me look at this song real quick.

I'm going to pull up a song, give you an example of this. Katy Perry, Dark Horse featuring Juicy J. Which of those two people is more famous? No question. Katy Perry. They put Juicy J in there because they're trying to launch a new artist. They're trying to make him happen. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Juicy J does fairly well, but he's not Katy Perry.

Too tapped into what Juicy J is up to. You've never heard of him before? Isn't Juicy J from Three 6 Mafia? I'm pretty sure he's well known. He's just not Katy Perry, right? So they consistently try to launch new artists off of the back of a popular big song with a big artist. And every now and then it sticks, you know? Right.

Like Puff Daddy. Yeah. You'll get someone big. And then Diddy goes on to have accusations about trafficking. Weighing women before they get into his parties. I hear there's scales. That's the new thing is that he

is that real well the man didn't have all bad ideas so he puts this is what they said he put a scale outside the party in the you know

prostitutes I guess like you know like only fanzos he would have them come in and they'd have to step on the scale and if they were over 140

I wonder if it was attached to an app like an app that he had on his phone uh huh keeping tabs anyway what were we talking about elections yeah Kamala Harris launching people I wonder if it was attached to an app, like an app that he had on his phone. Uh-huh. Keeping tabs. Anyway, what were we talking about? Elections?

Yeah. Kamala Harris. What about launching people? So Joe Biden is like, if they took, I don't know, InXS or something, or Guns N' Roses, if they were big, and then you attach some lesser known artists that no one ever wanted to hear, no one ever bought product for, and then they said, this is the new lead singer. And they were pretty good at it before the internet just being like,

you don't even notice before you know it. You're like, that guy's huge. You're like, wait, is he? Or did that, they're just telling me he's huge.

Well, I mean, we're better at it before, but I feel like it's harder to pull off right now. She got less than 1% of the popular vote in 2020. She was like the least successful candidate

who ran in the Democratic Party. Yeah, whereas like him or love him, obviously Trump's, you know, has a love-hate thing where people connect with him. She got zero delegates, and she had to quit before she went in, before she did the California vote,

because if she got no delegates out of California, her entire political career would be over. If you can't win your own state, if you're running for president and you can't win your own state if you're running for president you can't win your own state and when it comes to just the the the primaries you're over you will not get another shot no one's going to give you any money the donors will completely and totally blackball you so she had to drop out in order to not make that that have that bad mark on her record if she hadn't she wouldn't even be she would never been selected as as the vice president.

It was basically the Biden administration featuring Kamala Harris. Right. So that's what it feels like. That's what the vibe feels like. And I want to clarify this too. Like, Juicy J is a known guy. Like, you're right. He's 3-6 Mafia.

He's been around for a long time. They attach him to Katy Perry, a mega pop star, because they want to raise his profile. He never reaches that level of Katy Perry, but they're trying to build brands, marketing, it's advertising. This is what they tried doing with Kamala Harris, thinking they could just attach this politician who's been in office in various,

they thought, I guess it's like you're saying with the internet, they thought we could just take a Democrat, attach him to a party, and then people will get behind it. They basically were like, let's just use her. We'll get a bunch of black people and women to vote for Biden.

That's all. They didn't even talk about her during the Biden administration. He never acknowledged her. He never talked about her. They had her under the rug. They used her to get votes. And now they're trying to force her down the hallway and she's like, She clearly does not

want to do this. It's like when, if you were to sit down with Joe Rogan, like I was mentioning when Trump and Rogan talk fighting, you can tell these are two guys actually having a conversation. She has nothing to talk about. Unless her passion's in like, I really like keeping people in prison to use for slave labor to fight

wildfires in California. Venn diagrams. Her passion is Venn diagrams too. Is that true? She loves talking about that. She goes, I love Venn diagrams. There's like five clips of her out there gushing about Venn diagrams. And yellow school buses. That's another one. Yo, that clip where she says, shout your own name diagrams. There's like five clips of her out there gushing about Venn diagrams and yellow school buses. That's another one. Yo, that clip where she says, shout your own name is hysterical. Did you see that, Ryan?

Yeah. She's like, oh, I want you to shout your own name. And everyone's like, what? Incredible Michael Scott energy right there. Yeah. Hey, comedy's hard. I'm not going to judge her too hard on that. Trump's good at the rallies. She's definitely got her destroyed in the rally department.

Well, I guess the sad thing is she wasn't trying to be funny. That's what's really sad about it. Yeah. Trump is funny. You've been to a Trump rally before? No. Stand up. I've seen them, though.

I've been saying this since 2015. He's weaving. He's weaving. There was one rally where he's standing there and he's like, The lights! They're making me orange! It's the lights! It's not my fault! And everyone's laughing. I've gotten invited to the White House. It was a social media summit. I'm like, it's going to be very important. We're going to talk

to the president about social media issues. And he did stand up for an hour. He knows it too. He knows that he's like an anomaly that he's never had an entertainer. He loves it. Once he's president, that's he's going to hate the fact that he can't do his rallies anymore. But dude, it's legit stand-up. He's standing up there and he's like, you know, there's this guy. And he'll name a guy and it'll be like, smells bad, that guy. But anyway, you don't say that. Everyone's laughing. It's slightly not stand-up, but you can recognize it.

He's just doing comedy. That's why at a recent rally, he said to all the people in the stands, this is coming to a close. It's going to be the end, and I just want to say I love all of you. And what I got from that is he's saying it's coming to an end. He loves the campaign. It's his favorite thing, probably. I don't think he cares about – like emotionally, I don't think he's excited to be a president.

He's excited to be before all the people cheering for him. He loves it. I think that's probably true. I think that's probably true. I mean, he's an entertainer. This is a point that Dave Smith makes. I'll quote him here. But he's talking about just how brilliant Trump has been at building brands and how

he's become a billionaire in many ways just off of his public persona and his image. The point Dave Smith makes is, you know, Donald trump is the most famous real estate developer you know who's the second most famous real estate developer you know grant cardone oh my gosh you had one right there dave smith you're wrong and i shouldn't have quoted you no but but for most people but for most people there's not a second person trump just created this entire public persona for himself and like rose you didn't really know the names of developers exactly that was not something it wasn't like singers or that's pre-influencers exactly now they're all have to be influencer culture like he and so he's very good at entertaining he's very good at getting a crowd's attention and i mentioned this before it's kind

of the difference between someone who has to learn how to become entertaining in the private sphere versus a politician who is focus grouped and who a bunch of donors decided would be good and who has speech writers. It's a lot easier to make a funny guy good at editing than it is to make an editor good at being funny. Exactly. I want to jump to this video. So speaking of comedy routines,

what's the steel man for her, according to you, Tim? Sorry to interrupt. Steel man for what? Like what's the steel man for her according to you tim sorry steel man for what like what's the steel man for if she wins is it that people went in there there's a lot of bubbling hate against trump underneath like if she wins what does that look like or is it you just not even on the table campaign if if kamala wins so uh back in 2020 there were a few factors that i considered i did not predict the procedural efforts democrats were taking so i got that wrong. I was correct when I said Trump's support was increasing, and I don't see how he could lose. I was wrong about that.

This is the first time, I believe it's the first time in U.S. history, where a sitting president got more votes and still lost. Usually when presidents lose their second term, it's because they got less votes. Yeah, they didn't. Trump improved. He won all the bellwethers, but still lost. So I, before 20, before the election, there were a few factors. One, people kept saying the enthusiasm for Trump is through the roof, but the enthusiasm

for Biden is non-existent. What they didn't factor in, I told Bannon this twice, the enthusiasm against Trump in the polls was higher than enthusiasm for Trump. Yes. But Gallup tracked going back to 1948. Since 1952, they have accurately, inadvertently predicted who will win. They don't predict it. They just say they poll the American people. What do you think is the most important issue right now? And which party do you think is better on solving that problem? Since 1952, the party that was favored for the issue won. This time around, Gallup did the same poll.

The economy and immigration. They've been right since 1952. 1952. What a record. But they're not predicting anything. All they're doing is they're saying, which party, what is the biggest issue? And they'll say, like, war, like during Vietnam. Which party do you think will do a better job at putting the war?

And then they're like, this party. Then, later on, you look back and you're like, oh yeah, like during Vietnam, which party do you think will do a better job at putting the war? And then they're like this party. Then later on, you look back and you're like, oh, yeah, that party ended up winning. I got accurate since 1952. This time around, economy and immigration, the number one issues and the polls say Republicans are better. You've also got other data, which we'll get to in a bit. Right now, the aggregate polling on the direction of the country is at 28 percent. CNN reported there has never been an election in this country where an aggregate poll showed the direction of the country at 28 or less and the incumbent party won. Never happened. If with all of these factors, Kamala Harris somehow wins.

You got me, man. Well, my answer is if she wins it's because of brett summer i do want to jump to this because we we were talking about uh comedy routines and we've got this uh new video that i i i don't know if it's from the uh from there i think it's from like a pack or whatever right but it's like a lot of these packs that make the videos you'd be like can we can you can we pay you to stop doing yeah this this commercial is hilarious in that it i thought it it was Babylon B at first when someone mentioned it. And I was like, there's no way they actually made this. I'm going to play this for you now. Listen to this.

I don't know if there's a lot of narration, so I'll have to explain some of it. But it's 30 seconds long. Let's roll. Your turn, honey. In the one place in America where women still have a right to choose. You can vote any way you want. And no one will ever know. So she votes for Harris. Did you make the right choice? Sure did, honey. Remember, what an idiot stays in the booth. Vote Harris-Walls. Yo, what's so funny about this is it's like the most

condescending, disrespectful thing I've ever seen for women. Like, you're only voting that way because your husband told you to. Why not don't? Well, obviously the thing that has to be made is the other way. Like, Trump needs to do one where it's like a bro coming in with his future as female shirt.

He's got the Hillary pin. He's got to make it and he's like, I was thinking the exact same thing. That's hilarious. No Trump on our house, right, honey? And then he goes, he goes Trump, and then he writes in Trump for every other person. Do you want to have sex to celebrate? And then he writes underneath, please for the love of God, save me.

Save me, Trump, please. Yeah, it's also hilarious, too, that like their whole line has been Trump is causing too much division. And they're like, hey, ladies, your husband sucks. He's awful. Don't tell him the truth. I went.

Don't tell him who you're voting for. I lied to him. But jokes aside, all that stuff, it more felt in the direction of what you're saying. When I saw that, this shit feels like a Hail Mary where we're like, if you lie to your husband, maybe you could do that. Like that felt like a little where you don't. If you watch you, my bad wife's right. It felt like a little where you don't – Brought to you by Bad Wives for Horrors. I went and voted today.

I voted today. I voted for Trump. Jill Stein. And no, none of that. And I went with Allison, and we were waiting in line. It was only like 15 minutes, and it was great. And as we were getting close to the entrance, we were waiting in line, I told her about this ad, and I explained, like, the woman goes to the polling booth,

and she looks across another one, and they, like, and then you know the husband's got the American flag hat on and then she looks around and she checks off Kamala Harris and then the husband's like did you make the right choice and she's like sure I did and Allison starts laughing she's like that's ridiculous and I said I know could you imagine what that husband would do to her if he finds out that she went in yeah yeah and then she started laughing That's the second half of the ad. I didn't know. I thought it was private. You mentioned Jill Stein. There should literally be a bit where the person goes in to vote for Jill Stein, but

it's the same exact motif, but it's like you don't want anyone to know if you do that. No one in the world has to know that you voted for Jill Stein. That could just be your secret. There's like a Trump voter and a Kamala voter, and they're like, which one did you vote for? And they're like, and there's just vote for? And they're like, uh. And there's just sweat pouring out like that. They look at each other. What was the?

Key and Peele. Yeah, Key and Peele. The sweat's just pouring profusely. They both vote for Jill Stein while locking eyes with each other. But yeah, to me, that doesn't feel like an ad you make when you feel confident. That's a pretty male marry to be like, ladies, you could lie to your husband. It's not just that. It's like, ladies, have you considered

that you have no agency and you're only voting Republican because your husband told you to? The husband growls at her. Democrats are real good at being condescending, though. The guy version is, listen, boys, we know you're voting democrat for

pussy like she's not gonna know like that's what they're saying you know you gotta make that dude boys she's in the booth you can't tell what happens in the booth stays at the booth fellas yeah but they they actually just sad browbeaten guys no they're voting tosses him a beer he's like when that's honey and then he winks at the camera. When Allison and I went to vote, we're both next to each other, and they have a bunch of different... Do you peep? Well, no, no, no, no. So we're standing next to each other, but there's polling stations all over the place

in different areas. And people will get up randomly, and then they sit you down at whatever one pops open. It just so happened that they sit Allison down, and then the guy stands right up, and they walk me, so I'm sitting literally right next to her. And, you know, I could leave if I wanted to. You could take a peep if you want.

I saw a libertarian in there somewhere. No, I don't know. No, but I didn't. I was like, I don't care. You know, people can vote for what they want to. But I trust Allison is going to vote for the right person. And that is Donald Trump. Yeah, it's such a wild thing.

I mean, but that's their entire line of reasoning, right? Like, any time a woman is a Republican, it's because she's coerced in some way. Right. Also, I like the implication that women didn't know that their vote is secret. The ad has to reveal that, too. Like, my husband will know if I vote. But the commercial may have gone like, hey, dumbass,

did you know that no one knows you're voting? We think you're stupid. Maybe you need to be told this. It's pretty rough. Yeah, it's a tough one. That's what I'm saying. If I was part of the Kamala Harris campaign, I'd be like, someone call those guys and be like, stop making videos.

Like the white dudes for Harris. There's this town called Harrison, Arkansas, and they made all these videos how it's the most racist town in America. And so there's like a ton of documentaries. And if you watch the videos, it's like one guy in the town that's in the KKK and the rest of the town that's like please stop making documentaries about our town right

that's always making to me that's what they need the guy to be like please stop i know i i i they should keep making them because they're funny sure like i'm having a good time you know what i mean yeah but i think you really should do make that you should make the guy version of it exactly like boys you don't have to actually vote democrat to hook up with this chick just say you did it's really crazy then throw the guy a beer and they crack it like yeah that that video encourages lying to your spouse i know we're just like well i mean you should from your spouse it's such a messed up campaign message your hair looks amazing today yeah are you are you married no oh okay. If I was, I'd lie to her.

I guess discretion and lying are two different things. You don't have to tell them the truth. As long as you're not telling them a lie, you're not necessarily You shouldn't lie to your wife. You shouldn't lie to your husband. You just don't have to say everything all the time. That's fair. I actually find your twin sister ugly and you hot.

Sure. It's also such a weird thing. Look, this also could just be because politics is so important to me, but in reality with how polarized we are and how massively different you have to be in worldview to support either party, it seems bizarre that you would

marry someone without knowing their politics or being on the same page. Bro, look at the Conways. How are you going to raise your kids? Look at the Conways. They probably got married before. Yeah, that didn't work so great politically. Yeah, but how does that happen?

Well, I don't know if you've watched 2016 to now. It's like, you know, there was a whole era where they go, everyone needs to have an opinion on this. And there's probably couples that have, like, talked about politics twice and they're in 10 years they've been together. That's insane to me. Well, you run a show about politics.

Some people. Yeah, but like, like Allison and I talk about a lot more than just politics. In fact, we don't talk about politics all that often. Yeah. But like it comes up. When I was growing up though,

like I would say that, like politics probably where I grew up at least was probably the equivalent of, you could be like, oh, this person likes metal and this person likes this. And it's not like a big deal. Yeah, that's how it was for me, too. It came down to like the end and you'd be like, so who are you going to vote for anyway?

And they'd be like, oh, that guy. You'd be like, huh, I'm going to vote for the other one. Yeah, it's not like, oh, that guy, the people who like metal are murderers. That's because, but a lot of that is because up until about 2010 or so, politics weren't so, like, it wasn't so polarizing. Interwoven into everything. And it wasn't so polarized. I mean, like, everyone in the U.S. kind of thought the U.S. was generally good, right? For the most part.

You could reliably say, if I go and talk to someone, they're probably going to think that the United States is an overall good place. Maybe they'll say we have some problems or whatever. Nowadays, the left and the right have vastly different views on the United States itself. They have vastly different views on the way our government operates. And they more

importantly have vastly different views on the intentions of their opponents. Yeah, that's true too. That right there is a big part of the problem when you've got, you know, you've got two groups that have such completely and totally different views on how the country, like the left thinks the country or at least the progressives think the United States

is irreversibly racist and it should be torn down totally. Like that's what the progressives they think they think that this country is built on racism that everybody in america is is to some degree racist that america is a net negative for the world and if that's your worldview and you're talking to someone else that says generally i think the united states has been a positive a force for good in the world historically we are, we are a, and we are one of the least racist societies in all of human history, which is undeniably true. And if you have those opinions and you're talking to someone that says, no, the U S is full of racists. It's

built on slavery. The 1619 project is actually how the start of the, the, the country started. Those two views are so diametrically opposed and so totally different. It's no wonder that Americans are finding it harder and harder to find common ground. Yeah. You know? That weird-ass America's horrible mindset is like, I mean, it really caught fire during the wars

in the Middle East. I fell into it in 2008, 9, 10. I was like, screw the military. Screw America. We've just been, but like, it's like the internet's in the middle east i i i fell into it in 2008 9 10 i was like screw the military screw america we've just been but like it's like the internet's allowing people to amplify that ridiculous and the internet's allowing them it makes people have those opinions later in life like that used to be more yeah that's like 20 year old stuff whereas now and then you're 40 you don't think about it as much anymore i've it's with a lot of. I think there's a lot of people that are like 30 to 50

that have a lot of opinions on that stuff that probably 15 years ago would be more thinking about their family and whatever. I think the internet creates, for the average person, you know, I refer to the left as like a cult, but it creates many cults and obsessions. It creates an entertainment obsession cycle where people

will latch on to one thing. And Donald Trump happens to be that largely for most people. They did you see the video of the woman going on the lawn and punching the Trump sign? It's like a purple flamingo and she's just screaming and kicking and punching it. And I'm like, that's not a lady who has a disagreement with Trump. That's a person who's got a psychotic obsessive disorder and she's trapped in it because the internet keeps blasting her in the face with it. Yeah, found her community there.

There's no escape. But whether, no, not even. She goes on YouTube and YouTube keeps just putting it all in her face every single day. The algorithm, you mean. Yep.

Yeah. And she can't escape it. There's no escape in there. The escape's out here in the real world. The escape's on the horizon. But then she goes outside and she sees the Trump sign

and she's like, it's everywhere! and then she just goes and just starts punching a sign and bashing with a rock i did i was driving over here and i got a good look at the sunset and i was like whoa i just felt my brain that was coming my brain was just resettled it renormalized it was like four four seconds i was like whoa in in the sun staring. Nice. But it was, yeah, sun gazing. Good for your eyes. Excellent for your eyes, I hear. Yeah, if you do it right. That's not medical advice for the audience.

Definitely not. It's an ancient Hindu practice, ancient practice where people would gaze at the sun during the sunset, and then they'd get all this energy, and they'd feel better. And it helped me repair my eyes. And the glasses stock would go through the roof.

Exactly. Big glasses, loves monitors. Monitors are frying our eyeballs. A brilliant blind yogi suggested it long ago. But it was after, well after the sun had set. It was just the colors, the different, it was wild. Now it's not the sun. Now it's sunset gazing.

But it's the horizon, really. Andrew Huberman talks a lot, he's a neuroscientist, about how staring at the horizon for 15 minutes a day is extremely good for your neurology. So I think literally that's the escape from the psychosis. Let's let's jump to the story from The Daily Wire. Progressive commentator throws water on Democrat attempt to brand Trump a fascist. Anna Kasparian is probably voting for Donald Trump. She actually defended him. She says, OK, fine, I'll bite.

Fascism requires a militarized citizenry, conquest and imperialism, the elimination of our governing bodies, and the notion that anyone who isn't a part of a master race should be massacred. She noticed that was a weird thing to label a guy who brags about not starting any new wars. He also passed criminal justice reform and personally pardoned black inmates who were serving life sentences for drug crimes who Obama was unwilling to pardon. But I'm the effing stupid one. OK. Anna Gasparian defending Donald Trump a week out from the election was not on my bingo card.

I thought this was actually throwing water. I was like, when did they throw the water? She's going to vote for Trump. But outside of that, I kind of feel like if you're asking for the temperature check on whether Trump wins, it's Anna Kasparian of the Young Turks defending Donald Trump. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, she's been getting clearer and clearer on a lot of issues recently. She's been more willing to push back against Cenk

when he says things that are pretty far to the left. All right, to be fair, actually, even Cenk has gotten, even though I very much disagree with him, and we don't want to fall into this right-wing habit of worshiping any leftist who hates our way of life when they say one thing we agree with, Cenk has actually been saying some things about Trump

in the way that Trump has been talked about, which has shocked me as well. I think I think Cenk was for a period and it's still probably true. He was saying whatever he needed to say for his audience. And it was the issue is that the left has gone crazy. Honest people called it out immediately. And the grifters feigned disinterest and said, oh, whoa, me, oh, my, I don't know. And Jen got to the point where he's realizing that the leftist market is minimized because

people think the left's gone crazy, which means he's going to go out of business if he chases after this insanity. Right now, another big example is Eric Weinstein tweeting that he's like, I'm not voting for anybody. I can't do this. It's not for me. And Mike Cernovich called him a moral coward because he's like, you pony up to the Trump side of things, but you refuse to take a stance because you're scared of the social consequences

because people like Sam Harris. There are still a lot of people. He thinks Eric Weinstein is. Yeah. I don't know if he is. Eric Weinstein's refusing to vote for Trump. I'll tell you this. He might not like him.

I do not understand how anyone could say, I agree the open board is a problem. I agree we should bring back our jobs. I agree gender ideology is crazy. I agree woke has gone too far. I agree cancel culture is crazy. I agree DEI and government institutions and our corporations is bad. I'm not going to vote for Trump. I'm like, that's completely illogical and an emotional decision that makes literally

no sense. The math, the logical equation off of everything we see right now in reasonable culture in this world, disaffected liberals, post-liberals, conservatives, and libertarians aligned. See, Dave Smith, what did he say? He said, I'm voting for Trump. I'm like, yes, because Dave Smith is an honest guy. And he has real grievances and real criticisms. And then he said, I saw Kamala Harris' campaign with Liz Cheney. And I'm like, she deserves to lose. I'm voting for Trump. And I'm like, yes, any sane and reasonable, honest person will come to that conclusion. I believe I think sometimes people on a personal level are just

like, I don't want to do that again. I agree with my I believe Michael Malice. I trust him. He says I'm not voting. I don't care. I don't believe in this system. I won't do it. And that is bigger than whether he cares or doesn't care about Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. But for someone like Eric Weinstein, I don't believe he's being honest when he's like, oh, I just can't vote for the guy. It's like, then stop complaining about the things he's going to fix. Right. If you so. So let me put it this way. Michael Malice says, I will not participate in the system no matter what I say. OK, I get it. I get it. He can defend Trump. He can defend the right. He can defend his ideas, but he rejects the system outright. You're never going to get him over that hurdle. Eric Weinstein says, I want a champion

and a candidate. Here are all the things I don't like. I'm not going to vote for Donald Trump. No disrespect to Eric Weinstein. I'm just saying I don't believe it. All these people that are claiming this, I don't believe it. When Anna Kasparian comes out and defends Donald Trump, I believe she's actually looking at the facts and she's realizing like you can't defend whatever this stuff is. Cenk Uygur, however, I think is just going wherever the wind blows. I think they're always having that same argument that you're having over. I think the left wing people are all having that where they're just like they're bad on Palestine. They're just like, well, you can vote.

And then they're like, well, isn't this going to be better? And they're having kind of the same argument about that. Well, if you think this is bad, then why are you not going to vote for it? But so, yeah, but Trump and both Trump and Kamala are going to be pro-Israel. Well, that's not how they see it, right? So they're having that same argument that you're having about Eric Weinstein on the left. No, I think the left very much agrees. Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are what do they call Genocide Joe?

They believe that whether it's Kamala or Trump, you are getting a pro-Israel administration. Right. Which is why they're saying that they don't want to vote for her. Which is why the ballots that got burned in Portland and Washington had an incendiary device that was marked Free Gaza on it. Interesting. Now, we don't know exactly who did it. Still, a black vehicle pulled up to ballot boxes, more than one, and threw incendiary devices inside, destroying hundreds of ballots. And the devices said Free Gaza. What a move. And it may be because the leftists are like there's no administration for me

yeah that's what it feels like yeah yeah you see a lot of that primarily on the the palestine issue which is also interesting though because historically the left has been ironically farsighted with their voting patterns they've said this guy's a little bit more like us so we're going to keep voting for him. And then the country has shifted massively to the left. And then for whatever reason, this is the issue where they've decided they just can't vote for somebody unless they're totally with them on the issue. I want I'm curious why I want to say something right now. I've been saying it nonstop. I'm going to keep saying it because this is the most important week of our lives to date.

You must vote because your vote will be the deciding vote in this election. That is not an exaggeration. In Lauren Boebert's district in the midterm, it came down to about 500 votes. It was razor thin. And there was potentially going to be a recount until the Democrats said, you know what, never mind, I don't want to do it. It is very likely there are going to be insane legal challenges with razor thin margins.

And heaven forbid you wake up thinking, what's the point? I'm in a blue state anyway, or I'm in a red state anyway. And then Trump loses this district by a handful of votes by a couple hundred. It is your vote that will be the deciding vote, especially if you are in a blue state, deep blue California vote. Trump wins the popular vote. If you do, you're in deep red vote. I'm in West Virginia. I went and voted today. I voted for Trump. That way, I know West Virginia is voting for Trump. Do I even need? Of course,

because Trump needs the popular vote. But in many of these districts and PA and these swing states, every single vote has the potential to be the deciding vote in this election. So make sure you are getting out the vote. You are getting your friends to vote. You are telling your friends to go vote. Whatever you have to do and then you go vote. Just one week. One week, man. Polls don't vote. People do. Betting markets don't vote. People do. Not voting is, I think,

a symptom of being blackpilled. I think Weinstein's blackpilled. I've never voted. I can't vote in America. I voted in 08 and I voted in 16. I think I voted for Jill Stein. That was like, screw this. These guys, I'm voting for Jill Stein kind of vote.

Yeah. The woo woo crackpot burn the country down candidate. Yeah. Like I had no care for the two angry people. I was like, let's do somebody that wants to heal the earth. That's all I care about. I don't think that's her. Well, she represented the Green Party, which was supposed to be the one that cared about the environment. i don't think that's her well she represented the green party

which was supposed to be the one that cared about the environment i was so checked out during that it was ridiculous the way bernie sanders got the boot i wanted to vote for bernie um but i think when you're blackpilled it's easy to say i'm not i'm not going to participate because there is like you kind of guide the direction if you're going to opt not to there's a reason like why eric is very he seems blackpilled he seems hopeless about the future when if you're going to opt not to there's a reason like why eric is very he seems black pill he seems hopeless about the future when if you really listen to him he's very articulate and and logical about it but then he says like i feel like we are doomed like he has that message of i feel like we are doomed so i'm not surprised he's he's not voting now as for anna anna casparian i would like to debate her or at least talk to her about fascism because she said some specific stuff about fascism that I don't necessarily.

She says it requires a militarized conquest, imperialism. I think that you can live in a very peaceful fascist society. She's correct. I don't think so. She is correct. She assumes master race is going to massacre people. The one thing she may be wrong about is I don't believe fascism. I could be wrong, but I don't think fascism was about master race. was nazism yes that was a tenant of nazism which is a form of fascism

fascism and nazism were similar in a lot of ways largely that they were militarized um traditionalist authoritarian systems like the the military industrial complex is a form of fascism they don't usually talk about removing power from government that's for sure yeah yeah you want the corporations colluding with the government to have military control basically as fascism. They don't usually talk about removing power from government, that's for sure. Yeah, you want the corporations colluding with the government to have military control basically as fascism, but it can be very peaceful. Like, you don't know you're in a fascist society when you're getting fed. It doesn't feel like it

until things really start to step out of line like Trump's kind of speaking he talks about moving away from fascism, well, at least he talks about getting rid of the deep state, which at least he talks about getting rid of the deep state, which would be a way of getting rid of the corporate government collusion. I don't know if he's actually is going to do it. I don't know if he can do it.

Anyway, I don't know. I think Anna will vote for Trump. For sure. If this if what she's saying is true, she's it's simple. To be fair, all she said was not fascist. So it's possible. And Anna's story, which I will say, i don't want to i don't want to say the full details of what happened to her because we're trying to be family friendly yeah

but she was assaulted by a homeless man it's true uh uh in a very uh disgusting way we'll put it that way uh earmuffs for the kids and when she said holy crap this guy just you know violated me the left said stop stop harming homeless people and she was like what and they were like you are you are creating a negative uh view of homeless people by perpetuating these these lies you're a white woman blah blah blah and she was like ah and that was a wake-up call for even worse she said that when she first told the story people started calling her racist yep and she never even mentioned the skin color and she said that the guys ended up being white or when she did finally say it she said they were white.

But people just immediately assumed because she was complaining about someone who assaulted her that she was racist and that the person was black. Yep. I've seen that tons of times, though, in this industry where someone does something, a group gets really mad at them, and then you dig your heels in and go completely the other way. You know what I mean? If you have a month of getting pilloried by a community, you're like, all right, I'm whatever that is. Have you guys seen The Animal

with Rob Schneider? Yeah, of course. I rewatch it every week. He's massacring animals or whatever. I've actually never seen it. At the end, they're like,

he's the monster, we gotta get him. But then the black dude is like, it was me. And then Norm MacDonald's like, well, I didn't join a mob

to go after a black guy. They all just leave. They're like, we're not interested in this. Jeez. that's a lot of what the left does like in in anna's case it wasn't like the first thing may have been the attack but there's also like this is this has been multiple things that have happened there was the she made a remark about um birthing person she's like i'm not a birthing person i'm a woman and she got attacked by the left they're like no you're not yeah like which is ridiculous but she's one by the left. They're like, no, you're not. Yeah.

Like, which is ridiculous. But she's one of the main people at Young Turks, right? That's right. Yeah. Number two. Yeah. It's kind of the guy in charge. Can we just point out the Young Turks? They were responsible for that Armenian genocide, weren't they?

Not the nut shank and Anna, but yeah. And Verpasha was the name of the guy. So calling your news organization the Young Turks, many people have said it's like calling your news organization the Hitler Youth. The Hitler Youth, yes. And then also, like, being a Holocaust denier on top of it. That's the equivalent. Well, it would be like, because he was an Armenian genocide denier. He apologized for that.

And then he apologized. Okay, but can you imagine if there was a right wing media outlet called the Hitler Youth and they're like, we apologize for the Holocaust denial thing. We don't believe that anymore. Dude, I was at Politicon several years ago. They don't believe that anymore. Dude, I was at Politicon several years ago. They don't do it anymore. But there were protesters demanding, there were Armenian protesters demanding

that Cenk Uygur change the name. And they were like, call it- The old Turks. Call it something else. Call it whatever. They were like, keep it TYT to keep the branding, but make it mean something else. Just stop calling your organization the Young Turks.

They committed a genocide. And Cenk is is like, nah. What about the Turkish Delights? Yeah, something like that. I'll just throw on stuff out there if he's listening. The youthful... Because he was young and he was Turkish. I get it. No, Young Turks was... So there's a slang

term meaning like aggressive and abrasive youth. Like punk, you know what I mean? But the term still comes from the Young Turks who committed the Armenian Genocide. Yeah, it was a political party in the early 1900s. Enver Pasha and two other guys, I think. If there's a group that has committed a genocide,

you should not name your organization. Podcast after. Yeah, name your podcast something else. Unless you want to rebrand, because you know there's somebody out there named like John Hitler and like, so what? Just because he's got the last name. I think Hitler got retired. People will use that name.

This reminds me of that Futurama joke where in the first season or whatever, Fry is saying, he's like the smelloscope, and it's like you can point at any astral body and smell it. And then Fry goes, just don't make me smell Uranus. Then Leela's like, Fry, we changed the name of that planet to stop that stupid joke. And he's like, oh, what do they call it now? And the professor goes, Eurektum. Yeah. So it's like the Young Turks. It's like they're going to change the name.

It's like the next choice they have is the Hitler Youth. I do like the idea of rebranding because I have a friend whose grandfather was a Nazi scientist. He was the guy, Yosef Mengele. And I know his grandson. And he was going with the Mengele last name. And he's like, I gotta change my name. Your buddy's with his grandson? Yeah, he's cool. I met him through YouTube. He's a YouTube video maker. Great guy.

Christian dude. He's the bomb. And he was living in this state of existential concern because he's like, I gotta change my name. And I'm like, well, maybe you don't. Maybe you're the guy that actually brings honor back to the word. Do you know about the Hitler family?

Negative. There's a family. Their last name is Hitler. And they refuse to change their names. And they issue Christmas cards from the Hitlers. I'm not kidding. What are they talking about, dude? It's true.

In America? In America, yeah. And they said it's not fair that we would have to change our name. Why? He should have to change his name. This all has very strong. He's the one who sucks. Why should I have to change his name. This all has very strong... He's the one who sucks. Why should I have to change my name?

This all has very strong I'm taking it back from Clerks 2. Taking back the word? Yeah, we're taking it back. Oh my God. Let's jump to the story. We got this from CNN.

I mean, I'm from Daily Mail, but it is a CNN story. CNN data guru reveals the signs Trump will win 2024 election. You can say... You can't say we didn't warn you. So let's... do they actually have the

video this fellow's gone back and forth though if i'm not mistaken so one of the important things which for whatever reason it's no longer in this is the uh here you go just 20 of americans in an aggregate of recent polls believe the country is going in the right direction he says quote there isn't a single time in which 20 of the american public think the country is going the right track in which the incumbent party actually won and And instead, citing every election since the 80s. The bottom line is if Republicans win come next week, then Donald Trump wins come next week. The signs all along will have been obvious.

This is huge because the passive signs are indicating that Donald Trump is going to win. That's what everyone seems to think. Well, that's also is that as close as you can come to saying you think Trump is going to win without CNN firing you? Like that is such. He's like, if it happens, like all the predictors are there and we shouldn't say we're shocked by it happening if it does. Not saying it will. It's like.

This is. We got to. You're right. It is a wordy way to say that. We got to bring this ABC article. So let me play the clip for you, actually, because this is what I was trying to pull up. This is a right track. There we go.

Just 28% of Americans, voters, think the country is going in the right direction, is on the right track. And I want you to put that into a historical perspective for you. Okay, what's the average percentage of the public that thinks that the country is on the right track when the incumbent party loses? It's 25%. That 25% looks an awful bit like that 28% up there. It doesn't look anything, anything like this 42% doesn't look anything like this 28%. So the bottom line is very few Americans think the country is on the right track at this particular point. It tracks much more with when the incumbent party loses than with it wins. In fact, I went back through history. There isn't a single time in which 28 percent of the American public

thinks the country is going on the right track in which the incumbent party actually won. They always lose when just 28 percent of the country believes that the country is on the right. I guess the question is, are we going to see the House and the Senate as well? Is it going to be a Republican clean sweep? I hope so. Listen, I don't want to be. I really hope he wins. I can't make a solid prediction yet. I really hope he does.

I also feel the same way. Like, it feels like he's going to, but I don't want to act like we have it in the bag, man. Everyone's got to get out and vote. I just. If he lost, would you be bummed out for like a week? I'd be pretty sad if he lost. Yeah, I think that it would be bad for America in the long run. Yeah, I think that's where I'm at.

I'm not in love with Donald Trump as a politician. I think he's funny. He's entertaining. But like, I think that the policies that the Harris campaign would actually institute or would put in place would be incredibly bad for America. The past four years have been bad because of policy. We have crime rates have skyrocketed. It's got a pretty good dream team, too, with Trump.

It would be great. Elon Musk and RFK. Yeah. And the crime that we see now is because of policy. The damage from inflation is because of policy. They didn't have to do all the things they did to stifle growth when you really needed it the most. After they pumped all that money into the economy, once they pumped the money into the economy, they had to open the economy up as soon as possible to have the ability to grow,

so that way it could eat up the money and not have this massive inflation, because inflation is just too many dollars chasing not enough stuff. So they should have known that that was going to happen because they did all that money printing, and they should have made sure that there were policies that were going to make the economy grow, and they didn't made sure that there were policies that were going to make the economy grow. And they didn't. They just let it go. They just said, no, we'll just go ahead and

open things up and it'll be fine instead of changing the tax policy and changing, you know, because that kind of stuff actually matters. And that's just the top of it. The American people are sick and tired of the woke stuff. They're sick and tired of that stuff in government, and they're not going to pull back on that. I'll tell you some of the boots on the floor New York people that, you know, just like your average liberal at a comedy club will say that we don't want, like, the big thing that they're scared about is, obviously, there's a bit of the abortion stuff. But the other part of it will be like, if Republicans have another judge, that'll be the end of the world. Banning drag. That's what they're afraid of.

I'm just saying that's a big talking point is they have another if they have another judge, they go, that's going to be that forever. So they go, that's why this one's. I've heard that a lot. It will get one. But let me let me ask you, Ryan, as a comedian, which would you prefer? In which way is it? Is it is it easier doing comedy when Trump is in office or Harris would be in office? We were kind of joking about that.

I mean, if you probably look at the actual way the— if you look at actual comedy and things getting bad, it was probably crazier under Trump, right? Yeah, well, I kind of— But I mean, you know. What is it? I felt like— What do you think?

Do you think comedy was better in 2016 to 2020 or 2020 to 2024? It's not so much that as I think if the challenge with the Trump presidency is that the media is dominated by claptor. And so you don't actually get at the corporate level. There's arguments. I love it. Because. Yeah.

I don't think too many people are making their decision based on what it's going to be. Oh, dude. Comedy. No, no, no. I just ask term. I don't think too many people are making their decision based on what is going to be better for comedy. No, no, no. I just ask, will it be better or worse? SNL under Trump was just the worst thing imaginable. It wasn't comedy at all. Alec Baldwin was doing these weird impersonations of Trump that didn't actually impersonate Trump at all.

He would dress like Trump and then do weird things Trump didn't do. Like Shane Gillis does Trump. And you're like, okay, he's acting like Trump and he's exaggerating a little bit. Alec Baldwin would just say weird things and then do a weird thing with his mouth. And I'm like, but Trump doesn't do that. It's not, it's not making me laugh about Trump because they're obsessed with him. They have this psychotic obsession. So actually, and you hate, he hates him. Right. So because they hate Trump so much, I feel like corporate comedy is going to be absolute trash like when was the last yeah that's how i feel it depends because you're right it's

like probably when whenever the media goes insane the like underground comedy and underground things period kind of do better and the corporate version does worse that's probably a good way to put it i would agree i mean this is the other thing too so trump wins it'll be worse for the corporate version does worse. That's probably a good way to put it. I would agree. I mean, this is the other thing, too. So Trump wins. It'll be worse for the corporate stuff. It'll be worse for Hollywood. They'll make worse stuff. But as a result of that, think about how many.

Under Joe Biden, because this has become the machine, I think we're seeing more people, for a variety of reasons, are actually making jokes about wokeness and pushing back on it. It's becoming more acceptable to challenge because it's viewed as the establishment. That's true. To a certain degree. Yeah, and also it's sort of, that moment has been sort of moved past in a little bit,

so it's become not so hot anymore, and some people don't want to touch things that are too hot, and now it feels like, ah, it's not as hot anymore, I can talk about it. But the question is... Well, Jon Stewart defended Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah, I saw that. That was really funny. He's laughing and he's like, he's very funny. Yeah, fair point. And it was like

Tony, and the jokes he showed from Tony were like some of his more shocking comedy. Yeah, he was like, if you want to get mad at people, if you want to get mad at someone, you can get mad at the party for having him on, but it's like the guy got hired to do what he does. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I mean, this is a pretty interesting question and i've been asked this too it's like oh well you know are you going to have more material if kamala wins or if trump wins and

the reality is people will woman president jokes is i'll tell you what hilarious no um but the other i gotta i got a sitcom idea for you a president president, but it's a woman. People will laugh. No, but the- I'm listening. We'll set it. We'll show people the hijinks every week. The guy takes his bin of orange jokes and throws them in the trash and takes his bin of women jokes. We were talking about this.

If there was a, Seamus' gag was a 1950s pitch. Oh, yeah, dude. I actually should make that cartoon. It's very offensive. How the 1950s would imagine a female president is dude, I actually should make that cartoon. It's very offensive. How the 1950s would imagine a female president is like, what did you call the Department of Baking? Yeah, it's like, what, are you going to start an apartment? It's just like the most insane, over-the-top, like the executives

are like, I just don't think people would believe it. But what I wanted to say is that people will ask this question, is it going to be easier to make fun of Kamala or Trump? And this is actually something that came up to make fun of uh kamala or trump and this is actually something that came up with the south park guys trey parker and matt stone who are obviously hilarious but one thing that they said was they don't really want to do comedy right now

they don't want to do new episodes because donald trump is doing his own comedy and i understand that perspective but for me what always worked was just making fun of the reaction to donald trump because i find that much more entertaining and interesting and funny than what he does. It's hard to make him funny and funny on his own. It's much easier to make fun of the people who freak out over every little thing he does. Do you remember when it was the election between Obama and I think it was McCain and how what the South Park episode was? They within a week of the the election, Was that giant douche turd? No, it was Barack Obama and John McCain were a part of a secret cabal

that was trying to gain access to the White, a secret spy mission, like a heist movie, to gain access to the White House to steal the diamonds. And Obama and McCain were actually friends and they were all working together. That's right. And they were like,

we need to get into the White House so we can get access to the safe and steal the jewels. And it was like a week. They did not make fun of him politically, either of them. They made a random movie joke about how the real conspiracy is that they were just trying to steal rare jewels from underneath the White House. And that that's that's doing comedy in a way that no one is. For whatever reason, people's brains are fried right now and they have to just be like, how do we make fun of Donald Trump?

You don't make fun of Donald Trump. You put Donald Trump in a situation that is humorous and exaggerated. Yeah. And also that in that topic, when the late night was talking about Trump, you go every single person that says a joke on late night, you go, that's been made 40,000 times on the internet right now. But there's still funny things. Even when he was doing Rogan, you go, like to me, one thing that would be funny was he kept being like, you know, this guy's the internet right now. But there's still funny things. Like, even when he was doing Rogan, you go, like, to me, one thing that would be funny

was he kept being like, you know, this guy's a scumbag. He was stealing from people. It's like, kept scamming people. He can't be trusted. He goes, you know, if I was in his position, I'd do it too. I respect the move. You know, I'm, hey, honestly, I respect, you know, game recognized game. But I think that, like, there's some things like that that are funny.

There's a joke there with, like, Trump talking about players and pimps and, like, you know, cheating husbands. But he, but Trump's something like that that is funny. There's a joke there with Trump talking about players and pimps and cheating husbands. But Trump's famous for that. There's a viral moment from the 2016 campaign where he's talking about Hillary. And he gets asked about, do you use tax loopholes to avoid paying taxes? And he goes, 100% I do. Yeah, the same thing. And so does all of Hillary's donors. I used to be one.

We all do it. And we're going to use the system. And she's going to make sure the carried interest is going and so does all of hillary's donors i used to be one yeah we all do it and we're going to use system and he's like and she's going to make sure like the carried interest is going to persist for all of her buddies no as if he's supposed to say in the politically smart thing is to say well no of course any time the democrats say they need to raise my taxes to pay for something of course i i do everything in my power to make sure i pay as much as possible like how could you even ask that to a republican candidate when they're supposed to be running on slicing taxes? They gift-wrapped it for him.

Trump is the game-recognizing game candidate. That's always funny. That's the thing that's funny about Trump. That's why I think watching Freedom Tunes, it's funny when you make fun of Kamala. So there was the one cartoon you did recently where it was the Fox News interview with Kamala. Thank you. And then Brett's like, how many illegal immigrants do you think entered? And she just goes like, ah, ah, ah.

And people are like, I don't know. I mean, I spoil my brilliant material. But the liberals are like, it's not even funny. That's not even what happened. And it was like, the joke isn't necessarily that she did scream on air it's that her answers are incoherent and then the media defends her no matter what she does no matter how shockingly outrageous what am i saying she's gonna i think that her caricature will be like this is like a drunk you know what i mean like if she's the if she's the president snl already did yeah i know the care but the character is going to be more

aggressive versions of that you see the bit where Kamala and her husband, Emhoff, were watching the VP debates? And she's pouring wine. And then she's like watching Tim Waltz. And then she's like, I don't know if he was the right choice. And then SNL, Emhoff goes, well, let's just hope he doesn't say anything crazy. And then it cuts to Tim Waltz going, I'm friends with school shooters. That's right. And then she shatters her wine glass. And she's like, I should have chosen Joe

and then like Shapiro. And then she pours more wine. Like SNL was making fun of her as a drunk. I thought that was interesting. Yeah, that's kind of the thing. I think that's something to pick where it's not too aggressive, you know? She's a drunk.

Like they're not going to call her dumb. Yo, George Bush was like, that's his thing. He's the dumb guy. Yeah, exactly. Let's talk about this story. We have a story from CNN. Misleading text messages from voter mobilization group create confusion in key swing states.

I made it through. Oh, this is a wild story. This is an organization called AllVote sent text to people saying, records show you voted. This caused a bunch of people to think that they had already voted when they didn't. And AllVote goes, oh, oh, my bad. We were supposed to say you voted in 2022, but we accidentally omitted that. That's pretty bad.

And guess what? According to CNN, they've done it several times in numerous swing states. They're going to get the Doug Mackey training. That has to be illegal. And this is Charlotte Clymer. Spber spokesperson said it was an error but cnn says this is not the first time that this organization has sent out misleading or phishing emails and texts texts bruh let me read actually i want to make sure i get the all clear they say the organization organization by the text all vote so the messages contained errors the spokesperson said the misleading text was followed by an apology, but those who had replied stop may not have received it.

It's the latest case of misleading or incorrect election-related information being disseminated by the group, which has been flagged by officials from across the country, including key swing states, PA, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Arizona, as a scam. Dude, Douglas Mackey was sentenced to six months in prison for far less than this. For sharing a meme he did not make. Someone made a meme, he shared it, and they're putting him in jail. Yeah. And you've got this organization. Meme prison.

Meme jail. Yeah, meme jail. Oh, like actually in jail. Did you? Yeah, I remember that. Okay, yeah. All right. We're all up to speed.

I was joking when I said there's a prison for memes. It's just normal prison. And it is different, bro. I don't know. Britain, that's a whole jurisdiction. Maximum security prison for the meme. Meme cops in Britain are working overtime, busting down doors.

Put down the Photoshop. This company. We got all of these off the street. They have their thing where they're at the table with all the contraband it's just literally memes and like photoshopped when she when you nutted but she's still sucking yeah that's gonna be that's gonna add a couple to your sentence right right no you you can do that scene for minority report where uh you know where he walks in all the photos of the kidnapper and his son and then uh what's the actor's name he's playing penguin he's just like this is what we call an orgy Colin Farrell Colin Farrell he's like minority all the photos of the kidnapper and his son. And then, what's the actor's name? He's playing Penguin.

He's just like, this is what we call an orgy. Colin Farrell. Colin Farrell. It's a minority report, but British police predicting the meme you're going to make. They're like, this is what you're going to type on this. Three billion women and it still ain't clean. Oh, you're going to be doing time for that one.

Meme police. What were you going to say, Ian? Something about this organization? Oh, yeah. Something relevant? They texted people that they've already voted. So they're basically telling people not to go vote. Don't bother because your vote's already been counted.

That's the insinuation. You text someone saying, records show you already voted. And people are going to be like, well, what am I supposed to do? And they go, oopsie, it was a mistake. But wouldn't you kind of, I could see how that would work. But for most people, you'd be like, I didn't though. It doesn't matter. If this scheme can knock off 1% of the vote.

Yeah. That's a massive margin nationally and in swing states. And anyone who, you know, runs a overseas scam artist operation knows that that's probably about 1%, you know? Yep. It's crazy. I'll tell you a pretty good scam that people must be running is like, hey, patriots, the, you know, the Republican Party needs your help. Donate here. You know, Democrats, you know, democracies at stake. Donate here. donate here like that's got to be that scam has to be happening yeah i'd imagine i've got a lot of emails from kamala harris what's she's what's she up to see i'll

let you up recently look at this look at this what wtd listen to this climber told cnn last week that about 15 000 wisconsin voters received texts from the group linking to a voting website for the wrong municipality. Which means a lot of people may have gone to the wrong voting location because of the text they were sent, and then they could be like, I can't take off work again. Like, this is insane. That's really bad. That this is being allowed to happen. Dude, literally, the

email from Kamala is, I'd love to give you a call, Ian. That's the text. No way. That's the subject of the email. Trump won't stop texting me, dude. Dude, Ian, it's Kamala. We did a cartoon's the subject of the email. Trump won't stop texting me, dude. Dude, Ian, it's Kamala. We did a cartoon on this. We did a cartoon on campaign texts. Because they're getting so invasive. They'll say things like, I am telling your wife about us.

And then you open it, it's like U.S. Representative Dusty Johnson and his plan. You're like, this is insane, dude. You can't just be like, you just bait and switch people. Guys, I actually have big news. This is huge news. What's Trump texting you about? I am being asked to be a consultant to the Trump administration. How much is that going to run you?

I don't know. But let's see. Oh, wow. Here's big news. I'm recording. When Trump texted me when he was recording Rogan's podcast. He said he had something he wanted to share with me, but I missed the text. Ah, juicy goss.

You're going to get back to him? What's the next one we have? What's the T? Yeah. Trump, you know, he's asking me to consult his administration. He's texting me saying he can't win without me. Well, I'm trying my hardest.

Specifically. Honey, clear out the kid's savings account. There's an emergency. Trump Jrr texted me asking me to borrow five bucks you should loan it to him i don't know if there's that financial advice i didn't want to the amount of texts i get from trump it's not i get democrats too but it's mostly from trump but the funnier ones are when when it's like like i want you to literally one says tim will you please consult my administration? Yeah.

Well, I'll think about it, Trump. They're getting more personal. That's the one I want to give you a call. At first, they were like... Ted Cruz texted me. At least they're nice enough to text. They're currently burning the American flag. We can stop it, but it's going to be $5. Let's see.

Crazy, crazy. Dude, this is nuts. the amount of text that i have love to give you a call so you know it's funny when i went to the butler pa rally i submitted the information to go to the rally and i didn't hear back but then allison got hers and i was like i didn't get mine i was like well if you got yours i must have got mine but it never got to my phone and then uh i saw who sent it to Allison, and it was Trump's text number. And I was like, oh. And then I checked my phone.

It's auto-blocked. Because they were sending so many things, my phone just blocked it as spam. And so none of the stuff went through. Yeah. I try to take a look into my spam folder every now and again. Elon Musk, what does he want? Musk needs money, too. That's crazy.

You guys are brokies. We're all texting. Texting back. Get a job, brokie. Dude, I have like a dozen texts per day. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm getting bombarded by Kamala in the... Well, there's apparently some stories of people that, you know, kind of believe that, you know, the ones are personalized.

Like, hey, Ian, it's for you. There's a couple people that have cleared out their life savings. Here's an interesting one. Trump says, Elon, I could for you. There's a couple people that have cleared out their life savings. Here's an interesting one. Trump says, Elon, I could kiss you on the lips. What? Is that from Trump? And then the next one says, sorry, wrong guy. Dude, I got one, and it says, ha ha, in all caps with an exclamation point.

And it looks like a real number. And then you open it, and it says, Trump trolls Kamala in viral photo. Open image. I'm like, what? I was like, it looks like some random psycho texting me. It probably is a phishing scam. That one sounds like a scam. Yeah, exactly.

Never click links. All right. Oh, I got a request to answer a poll. I got polled. Nice. No joke. Yeah, it was a poll for new jersey voters i don't live there oh yeah don't do that then but there you go i bro this this is all this is all stop

yeah this is all campaign oh my god you're getting it dude that's so many it's crazy it's just endless from trump can you at least answer this question from trump can you i'd be honored to hear what you have to say my favorite are when it's like considering you know we have this show and that i've been to like his events as like a vip and stuff like that or and met the guy and interviewed him when he sends me when i get one of those spam texts and it's like would you like to consult for my administration it's like well you know i just announce it i have been asked by the Trump administration. Major breaking news.

I got a Biden one. My son's in a little bit of a situation in Thailand. A hundred bucks will get him out of it. I intentionally didn't block any Democratic campaign emails or texts. I wanted to get the full Monty. It's funny to get them. They're just nonstop. I have some too. I got two at 630.ty. It's funny to get them. They're just nonstop. I have some too.

I got two at 630. Jeez. It's all DNC, Kamala Harris. I didn't get any Trump. They're abusive. At some point, it's just abusive.

They're just saying the most deranged things. Like, what's going on? And you open it and you're like, oh. I will never forget

the day Donald Trump became president. This one's unhinged. So that's it, huh? Your membership expired for all those years? I'm not kidding. I didn't expect things to end like this.

Who's this from? What is this? They're just like, throwing anything at the wall. This is from Kamala? They're trying all tactics. Oh, wow. Dealing to every emotion.

That's so funny. So that's how it is. Sassy girlfriend. Sassy girlfriend. It's too wild, dude. It's terrifying. Yeah, I don't like it. I'd like for them to stop.

Oh, I got a text from Charlie. Oh, shit. You're just going to do me like that huh tim i have the pill bottle in my hand here's a text i don't know who to turn to right now kelly and conway has been trying to get a hold of you her message is here please read it you specifically specifically. Just me. I'm like, oh, wow. I don't want Kellyanne Conway to try and get a hold of me. Dude, that's so funny. This one's the best. What is this? A blue Florida and blue Texas is a reality if we don't act to help Rick Scott and Ted Cruz.

Oh, no. Am I getting DNC emails because of the things I say online? Or is it just because? Oh, that's amazing. Look up your records, dude. Yeah, tell them that. Dude, I got one. It just says, from Trump, colon, all caps,

I was at McDonald's yesterday, dot, dot, dot, yes. That's how your grandfather would text you. Exactly. Jameis' cartoon is funny where it's like, I'm going to tell your wife or whatever. Yeah, we did a cartoon where it's like, your nephew's been kidnapped. You guys should go watch it.

We did a whole cartoon on this a couple weeks ago. It's been getting out of hand, but it's been for a while. You guys should go check it out on Freedom Tunes, which, by the way, we just reached a million subs. I don't think I announced that. Oh, nice work, dude. You're going to get that big platinum plaque or whatever it is? So I owe you $20, and then you're quitting?

Yeah, exactly. This was all just a bet. It was a bet. He said he couldn't get to a million? Yeah, $20, and then he did it, so now it's over. I owe him the $20 and then you're quitting? Yeah, exactly. This was all just a bet. It was a bet. He said he couldn't get to a million? Yeah, $20 and then he did it. So now it's over. I owe him the $20 and he's done. I want to bet my special can get to a million.

Is it a million? No. $20. Is it on YouTube? After the stream, everyone's probably going to pop over and watch it. We'll be at a million. I want to make sure we get to this story. This is crazy.

We have this story. This is from Ballotpedia. West Virginia Amendment 1. Prohibit medically assisted suicide, euthanasia, and mercy killing measure. The reason I want to talk about this is that I just voted today. West Virginia Amendment 1, prohibit medically assisted suicide, euthanasia and mercy killing measure. The reason I want to talk about this is that I just voted today in West Virginia and one of the ballot amendments is West Virginia Amendment 1. Yo, it was the most insane thing I have ever seen. And I know a lot of you have dealt with this stuff before. It's a very serious issue. West Virginia is trying to ban medically assisted suicide,

mercy killing, euthanasia, et cetera. But the the on the ballot, it said something like I'm going to try and get as much I can. West Virginia Amendment one amends the Constitution to protect West Virginians against medically assisted suicide. Are you for or against this? What does that mean? And I'm sitting there being like, whoa, whoa, whoa. My vote on this is going to determine whether or not they're going to have euthanasia in West Virginia. And I can't understand what they're asking me. And so I tried clicking it. Like, can you read me the amendment? No, the amendment is unavailable. I didn't know the amendment was actually on the ballot measure. That's my bad, I guess. And so I'm sitting there staring at the screen being like, what am I for or against an amendment to the Constitution to protect against medical assist, medical assisted suicide? What does

that mean to protect against it? What does the amendment even say? Is it going to say something like to protect them from liability? We are going to allow it. I don't know what it says. How am I supposed to vote on it? Let me read you what this says and I'll break. So so Ballotpedia tries to break it down for you. Understand, if you are voting on this measure and you get this wrong, you may be voting to allow euthanasia. Good luck figuring this one out. It says a yes vote supports amending the West Virginia Constitution to prohibit people from participating in the practice of medically assisted suicide, euthanasia or mercy killing of a person. A no vote opposes amending the West Virginia Constitution to prohibit people from participating in the practice of medically assisted suicide, euthanasia or mercy killing of a person. Who wants to take a stab at which either?

Which one of those will prohibit medically assisted suicide? Yes. Why would the yes? The yes creates an amendment to prohibit. The no doesn't create the amendment to prohibit. How about this? Let's add a comma.

A no vote opposes amending the West Virginia Constitution, comma, to prohibit people from the practice of medically assisted suicide. Is there a comma? No, but it doesn't matter because you don't- It's so confusing.

You don't actually need a comma to interpret the second. So I'm reading this being like, wait, wait, wait. I don't know what the amendment says. So if I vote no, is opposing the amendment prohibiting? Is the amendment to allow medical-related suicide or to bar it? I don't know. They've got to have books. I don't know. They gotta have books. I'm sitting there staring at this being like,

if you don't tell me what the amendment does, how can I support it? And both of these right here can be interpreted to describe allowing or barring the practice. I feel like they should have a booklet at every polling booth with all the amendments in the booklet. You open it up and you can read it.

You have to. Otherwise, you're just getting uninformed voting. And maybe that's what they want. I felt like the craziest part when I was looking at the New York ones that they clump things together that that to me, that's nuts where the main one was because they know abortions are popular. They're where they're like, they have an amendment where they go, we're going to make New York like a sanctuary place where no matter what the federal thing does, New York stays this. And then also in that same one they go and we're gonna add a thing that you get uh uh basically some sort of treatment because of your you know no discrimination by gender and gender identity and it was like trans stuff and it was like they combined the two of them and they had nothing to

each other but they combine them and it was like that seems like crazy to just take two random things and put them together and write that a lot so it's just legitimately two completely different things i did figure it out i am for this amendment and it was it's crazy because i bet tons of people go in there and say well i don't want medically assisted suicide but i don't know what yes or no means, because a no vote could be saying if if Democrats are trying to add an amendment to allow it, you want to be opposed to it. I don't know who's proposing what and what it does. However, I was able to read the amendment. No person, physician or health care provider in the state of West Virginia shall participate in the practice of medically assisted suicide, euthanasia or mercy killing of a person. Nothing in this section prohibits the administration or prescription of medication

for the purpose of alleviating pain or discomfort while the patient's conditions follows its natural course, nor does anything in this section prohibit the withholding or withdrawing of life-sustaining treatment as requested by the patient or the patient's decision maker in accordance with the state law. Further, nothing in the section prevents the state from providing capital punishment. I actually think that's extremely well written and gets to the point. If you are terminal, you can say, stop giving me this treatment. If you if you are terminal and you want painkillers, they can't deny you that because of fear that it might terminate your life if you take too many.

However, if you are otherwise healthy, they cannot help you kill yourself. Well, also, Democrats don't want that. Democrats, the ACLU of West of West Virginia, do not want a provision that would prohibit this. They want a circumstance to be possible in West Virginia where a doctor can say, well, you're otherwise healthy, but we're going to help you die. Yeah, so there's another aspect of this, which is that they will tangle up refusing care with being euthanized, right, and assisted suicide, which are totally different things. So if somebody feels that the care they're receiving is too burdensome, they're able to refuse that and choose not to take the treatment. Because people ask, well, how can you be against allowing people to make that kind of a decision? But that's not what we're talking about. That's already allowed. What these

laws are talking about is making it legal to intervene to kill the person, which is a totally different thing from just withdrawing care from somebody who's having extremely burdensome treatments. It's crazy, too, because one of the advocacy groups says never before has legislature in this country mobilized to an attack like this on terminally ill patients. Isn't this the lie Democrats always push? This is not at all the argument for the amendment. The amendment's like, if you are terminally ill, you can reject and refuse treatment. And they're going, yeah, but what if we want to administer death? No, you can't do that. Sorry. But the problem is and why I will always be opposed to any kind of provision that would allow medical assistance in death. It's because, you know, for a fact, they will expand it to the most extreme degree imaginable. So you get not a single inch from me. If we say yes to this and we allow medical assist, medically assisted suicide in three years, they'll be offering medically assisted suicide to teenagers without their parents knowledge i like the uh the right to try stuff where if there's like experimental drugs

and people are terminal that they can go for it i agree yeah psilocybin like crazy psychoactive therapies and things for people that are like have nowhere else to go i'm open to that kind of trip but yeah like a lot of people that are coming up on the end of their life they say when they take he's like i would like a right to try right to trip that's what you're talking about um that people will find comfort with death it just the the impending death their own death their mortality went after a psilocybin trip that's been documented i'm open to that kind of stuff but i know the jury's kind of out on on assisted suicide because i do i am concerned that they will be like well have you thought about as paul listen i guess as far as policy goes it's probably not a good good idea

my father passed away of cancer about 25 years ago he was he was you know i was like early 20s and like when they told him it was terminal they gave him a bottle of morphine and i swear to god the guy used a shoehorn to get the pills in there. And I imagine that's what, I can't speak for other doctors or whatever, but they knew my dad was going to die. They're like, here you go, be comfortable. And they gave him a boatload of morphine, enough morphine to kill a horse, definitely. And I imagine that's what most doctors do generally.

And most people say, we're not going to, you know, we're going to turn our turn. They're saying they're like as an alternative is this guy like chokes to death for the next week or whatever. Exactly. And it's like, look, you know, to have a system where the where the doctors are actually empowered to say, well, we could go ahead and off you if you'd like when it comes to people that are are not maybe not terminal because you look at what what's happening in canada now and they're offering medical assistance in dying to in a lot of places where it's really really really not okay that they're doing it you hear a lot of terrible stories and you know like i said the experience that, the experience that I had with my father, my father had terminal cancer. Like they gave him a boatload of morphine. If you take enough morphine, your heart's going to stop.

You know, it's like that's just the way that the drug works. And I think that that kind of stuff, I know that there are things like that where you're like, keep it in the gray zone. I mean, just because as soon as you give the government the okay, just like Tim said, as soon as you give the government the OK and you make it policy. Now it's an industry. Exactly. Well, yeah, I mean, so I believe that in any circumstance intervening to kill somebody is wrong. And what happens is when you make this legal and now it's an institution, as you all pointed out, it becomes an industry. On top of that, we've already seen, as you pointed out, Phil, how this is manifested in Canada. And we have to remember that anytime we talk about normalizing something in the United States, that the people trying to normalize it in this country, in this

instance especially, are leftists. And they don't function on the basis of allowing some new social change to occur and then just letting everybody else make their own decision without immense social pressure so what will inevitably happen here is what happens with every other behavior or set of behaviors that the left normalizes at first they say this is just something we want to have so it can be allowed in certain really gut-wrenching circumstances where we can emotionally manipulate you into thinking it's a good thing and then they end up expanding it to be something that everybody should do. And then they actually start shaming people who don't do it. We see this all the time.

So in the same way that women will be told they have internalized misogyny if they don't want to go out and be a girl boss, people will be told they have internalized ableism if they opt not to kill themselves. Mark my words, if this becomes legal in the United States, that's going to be a line of reasoning you hear from leftists. Look what's already going on where the left was saying that no child is getting sex change surgery without their parents' knowledge.

And now we have a series of lawsuits from a certain number of individuals. And I'm not going to pretend here it's like in the thousands or whatever, but there's a couple dozen high-profile stories of minors who went to Planned Parenthood or went to other organizations and got testosterone or cross-sex hormones. Some got mastectomies. And, well, their own words. And they've said that they, uh, there's one, uh, trans, a trans man, a young woman, she became obese, her hair fell out. And now she's like, what have I become?

I can't believe they tricked me into doing this. And now they're suing and they feel like their lives are ruined. What happens when it's medically assisted suicide? And they go and they say, I can't live this way. The pain is too much. Don't tell my parents. And they go, okay. Yeah, you're saying the edge cases look bad. Yeah. I'm just saying like, it's bad enough. We have lawsuits from detransitioners. Imagine what happens when a dad finds out

that a euthanasia center euthanized his 17 year old daughter without parental knowledge or consent. Yeah. Well, and this is what Republicans warned about 10 years ago with Obamacare, when they said, if the government starts taking more responsibility for funding and paying for people's health care, you are going to end up with death panels. And people laughed at that because we all have a normalcy bias. And also the phrase death panel

sounded very bombastic. But if insurance companies can make money off of this, they're going to. And if they decide that they can make a lot of money selling someone a pill that will end that person's life, or people in the medical industrial complex figure out they can sell this treatment, that quote-unquote treatment, that ends a person's life, and it'll be less expensive for the insurance companies than funding whatever treatment could get the person in a healthy state. I mean, you have all of the economic incentives aligned for people to push the suicide pills the exact way they push all sorts of other medications that we know are bad. If you actually do believe that health care should be between a patient and a doctor, the last thing you want to do is make a policy about death for patients.

Because then you're just like you said, you're going to get all kinds of bureaucracy involved in it. And it should remain something that stays between the family and the doctor. So if you believe that healthcare is between a family and a doctor, don't make a policy about it. These things don't need to be written down and have

an official policy that the state backs. You're saying the doctor comes in and says, hey, I just brought every episode of Colbert. I'm going to play it back to back. No problem. You don't have to get medicine. I would prefer a little more humane means. I think that would be a violation of the Geneva

Convention. I hear what you're saying. You should have a guy come in and say Borat quotes for the next 10 years. My life. I would add the caveat that you know outside of uh just basic criminal law that applies to every other situation of course yeah yeah obviously a doctor can't kill somebody or do x y or z but yeah i i hear what you're saying a policy about medical insistence in dying not a policy about whether or not a doctor is whether or not

it's legal for a doctor like letting them do them do that because because again like like i said my situation was the doctor said here i'm prescribing you this medication and like the bottle was as full as it gets i i mean i like you couldn't take the top off without trying to and he sort of said wink wink and he was you think that the doctor i mean i wasn't in the do an assisted suicide type thing well i wasn't look i wasn't in the room it was my mom and my dad and. And, you know, so I don't, I don't know. But I also know that, you know, the, the, the, they said, here, here's all of the medication that we had, like, here's all the medication that you're going to need. Right.

And, and they let, they didn't have, he didn't have a doctor there. He was, it was at home. So it wasn't the doctor there to take, sure it was being administered properly you know and so they you know again i'm there's it's hearsay and and stuff but i mean legally there's doctors probably if he was listening to this it'd be like shut up it was a long it was a long time ago and i don't know what the doctor who the doctor was or whatever i like i said i never met the doctor it wasn't it wasn't his name but the point is doctors and patients can solve these things can take care of these things you don't need the state stepping in and saying hey we got this great new policy kill yourself i think there's ever a place for like if a doctor is saying hey the patient your

family member is suffering and we don't think they're going to make it maybe you should consider pulling the plug that the government should ever have a place to come in and be like, you can't do that, doc. If there's a plug, then the person's not suffering. Well, I just want to make this point. I mean, firstly, I'm very sorry about your loss with your father, by the way. I would say that I don't believe a medical professional should ever...

Sort of cocktails me to feel like I should have said that. You're a bad person. But legitimately, though, I don't think a medical professional should ever do anything. I mean, they take an oath not to harm or kill people for any reason. But the point, I think there's a difference, Ian, between a doctor going out of their way to end somebody's life and withdrawing care. And if the care is burdensome, so granted, you can have examples where someone has a very easily treatable illness and they there are arguments to me. Yeah, OK. In that situation, the doctor has a responsibility to intervene.

But when when you get to these cases where somebody is only able to maintain any of their biological functions because they're hooked up to all these machines and without the machines they would die and this is clearly like very burdensome for them and damaging their body then there's a moral calculus that can be done to determine like is this inordinate means of care like are these extraordinary means of care that go beyond what we could reasonably expect a person to do to stay alive and then you can withdraw that care if it's too much but that's again that's different from saying i am going to kill this person i'm going to end their life on purpose or even if they're sick no even if they're sick there's a difference between let's say the same exact situation guys hooked up to a machine my point is if someone has an illness by by which they will survive reason in any reasonable circumstances versus someone who is confirmed terminal like

depression otherwise healthy is like you are sick to a certain degree, but you will live. Yes, but I would also add that terminal, even if it's their terminal, don't kill them. We're going to go to Super Chats, so smash the like button, subscribe to the channel, share the show with everyone you know, and leave us a good review if you're listening on an audio podcast, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. Give us five stars and say this is the best show. Everyone agrees. At least that's what i've been told it actually would be funny if we have like 10 000 of those on apple it's just like everybody just says it's the best

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I want him in my party, but he doesn't fit the party, so he's not in my party. What's his name? He's like a lizard man. He's awesome. You know what I'm talking about. I don't know. fit the party, so he's not in my party. What's his name? He's like a lizard man. He's awesome. You know what I'm talking about. I don't know. Raybert G. Stanbert Jr. says, you know, Hitler used to take his trash out himself before rising to power, sources say.

That's true. I heard Trump takes out his garbage. Classic. That proves it. Sickening. All right. What do we have here? Raybert G. Stanbert Jr. says, hey, yo, it's shimcast night.

That's right. I'm back, baby. No, it's long cast night. That's right. I'm back, baby. No, it's Longcast. Oh, that's true, actually. Thank you. Ryan takes press. He's not here as often. We'll give it to him.

Noah Sanders says, Hey, party people. Tim, since you'll be in Nashville next week, I want to figure out how to get you and the crew some libations for next week. Since you'll be near me, stay blessed. Does anybody here drink? Negative.

Yeah, I drink. Oh, yeah, he's Irish. And a writer. Yeah. And a writer. Yeah, and? Negative. Yeah, I drink. Oh, yeah, he's Irish. And a writer. Yeah. And a writer. Yeah, and a writer. Yeah, sometimes. Look at that itching he's doing.

Actually, do I drink? It's Garris. Follow-up Mass Effect. Favorite Mass Effect character is Garris. Dude, that guy's a beast. He's awesome. All right. Anidin.

Is that how you say it? Anidin. Tim, it's my company that provided the truck. My brother drove it down around 2 p.midin. Is that how you say it? Anidin. Tim, it's my company that provided the truck. My brother drove it down around 2 p.m. today. We are American made in the upper peninsula of Michigan called Loadmaster. Today has been insane. That rules, man. Oh, that was, oh, the Trump truck, huh?

Killer, man. Yeah, that was very base. Okay, what have we here? We have a super chat from Jacob Ali. He says, not much time but breaking. Police were ending early voting in Ozaukee County, even though the governor said they haven't they have to be open till four. Also, Tammy Baldwin is buying Libertarian Party ads in Wisconsin. The poll closing needs to be investigated.

Shenanigans. So here's one of my favorite stories from the day. Local news reported that in Pennsylvania, a bunch of potentially fraudulent voter registrations uh emerged and they're investigating trump then tweets out wow shocking they potentially they found potential fraudulent voter applications then cnn and the new york times say trump stokes fears about voter fraud that's hilarious trump read the news that's all he did he, wow, can you believe this is crazy? I can't believe it's happening. They're saying there's potential voter fraud, and the media attacked him for it. It's like, this is what they always do.

Republicans pounce. This is historically what they do to Trump. Trump reads the news, and then they attack the story that he read. Yep. Let's go. Garbage. Digital Go says, DEI ruined another franchise. EA of the Dragon Age series has been silencing and censoring those speaking out against the woke BS they hamfist into their game, Boycott EA.

They butchered this game like they butcher the kids. Have you guys seen this video that's going viral? So Dragon Age is an amazing game. I can't remember the last one I played, but they've got a new, I think it was the most recent one. They've got a new Dragon Age coming out out and there's a scene going viral where someone accidentally misgenders a god and then has to do pushups and then has to do pushups. And they're like, what are you doing? And it's a two minute scene where they explain how when you misgender someone, you have to

pay penance because you have to show that you actually mean it or something. So she starts doing pushups and she's like, this way you don't just say it and go, ha, ha, ha, oops. You actually sweat a little bit. It's like, yo, there's no way I'm buying that game. Doing push-ups for calling Muhammad a girl? It was like barf or something. Pulling a barf, they called it. I don't know.

That's hilarious. It's just insane. But I wonder if you could play the game. Yeah, you've got to be quite a sucker to actually sit through the push-ups. For most people, it would be like, oh, that's probably the end of this game for me. I won't even buy the game after seeing that. I'm like, I'm just not interested, dude. The first...

Dragon Age is... They're all pretty good games. They're real fun. But I'm not gonna go anywhere near whatever that garbage is. That's a crazy one to slip in. That's crazy. Just play Skyrim, where it's funny because people are pointing out that in early Bethesda games, and like Obsidianidian games like Skyrim and Oblivion, there's gay dating just because they were too lazy to actually code anything related to it. So it was like it's so base that it's just like they're companions and you can court them and there's no lines written for any kind of like you're a dude.

So it just kind of happens. Yeah. But now they're actively pursuing making it special things. Did you see that, Ian, the new Dragon Age? Yeah, dude, I saw that clip. She misgenders a god, and then she's like, oh, I better do push-ups now. I got to prostrate myself and flagellate. I got to do 10 push-ups.

It's so ridiculous. I want to play that game. I just play Mass Effect instead. Dude, I'm bummed because I was excited for the new Dragon Age, but I won't go anywhere new. I'm going to play the Dragon Age trilogy, the first three, but that fourth one looks ridiculous. I'm not going to touch it. Not like that. Maybe that was just a clip.

No way, dude. Of like optional dialogue, but that's ridiculous. Well, I'm also wondering if you can disparage the person for doing it. Yeah, maybe. Because something happens where the person responds and a character goes, that's very open-minded of you. And I'm like, can I put,

you're a moron, shut the F up. They were like, something non-binary. I was like, I just pissed out of it. Not the only non-binary god, but when you misgender them,

you've got to sweat a little bit. Non-binary god. It's a real clip, dude. I'm not, yep. It's crazy. Maybe we should play that on the after show. That's so ridiculous

where gaming is at. Is that BioWare? Still BioWare? Yep, yep. Jeez. All right. Common Sense Fishing says, please pray for my daughter again on life support.

She will lose her leg to amputation tomorrow or Friday. Hopefully no brain damage. Link to help on my channel under community post. Most important prayer. Please pray. Sorry to hear it, man. I hope for the best. Hope everybody prays for you.

Ian, manifest something. You have to do it. Healing the lower back. Opening up. Loosening that hear it, man. I hope for the best. I hope everybody prays for you. Ian, manifest something. You have to do it. Healing the lower back, opening up, loosening that blood flow, man. I guess we need to... I wonder what the condition is. Is it some kind of blood infection causing amputation? Okay, what do we have here? Stevie Veve says, who certifies the electorate? The VP. She gets the

candidacy and position if she does what they say Trump wanted Pence to do. Full projection. we'll see january 6 2025 could could you imagine if it's the exact same thing but inverted yeah you're laughing it'd be funny i mean that'd be insane yeah i mean if there was a democrat january 6 that'd be pretty funny it'd be hilarious but um ray ray epps shows up again but this time he's wearing a blue he's wearing the Harris-Waltz camo hat. White dudes for Harris, Florida capital. Yeah. I mean, of course

that would be funny. It'd be awful, but we'd laugh. Alright. That's a guy thing, right? Awesome is not always good, but awesome is always awesome. Yes. Strikes awe into those that subscribe. Alright. They're doing they're hanging the Tim Waltz thing because Tim Walz isn't going along

with it. No, Harris is the VP. Cain Abel says, Seamus, is Luke Florida Alligator Man in your cartoons? Oh, in comics and soap operas? Tim, what will you do about the mainstream media trying to kick you and several others off YouTube, silencing you? I don't really see this as a big story. This is like the 897th time corporate press has done something like this.

The only difference is that they asked for a comment. It's meaningless. So to answer the question about Luke, no. So Florida Man, who we have, there's another channel I run called Common Sense Soapbox where we create these educational cartoons for the Foundation for Economic Education, and myself and Sean Malone write these. and we we made this little character named florida man who is in no way shape or form affiliated with luke other than occupying the same state and i assume florida man doesn't like him well all right all right that was the thing where the news messaged you

and tucker carlson is that what happened uh they messaged tons of people but it's not it's not even a story i mean it's funny though because the people, but it's not even a story. It is funny, though, because the message is like, hey, we're writing a story about why you're bad. They never asked a question. So the thing that I received was like, we've used research from Media Matters to identify misinformation. Can you

comment? And I was like, what? Do you want me to comment on Media Matters? What are you asking me to comment on? They don't even tell you what specifically they're asking me a question just in general that you're a misinformation guy you didn't even say that it was like we're doing a story on around 30 personalities and we flagged you know some people from media matters and it was like among this here are some of the things we're mentioning and it's like it doesn't mention me like what i was sent was just like here's a bunch of things we're concerned with i was like okay and then

they're like can you comment? I was like, what? Well, you disavow misinformation, essentially. But I can understand with Ben, they were like, Ben, you said this thing. I didn't get that. They said like, can you comment on this? So what do you think their angle is? They're like, we don't even really want you to respond.

We just want to be able to put into the thing that we reached out for comment. I don't even know what the point of reaching out is. So they can say you declined a comment. Yeah, but these stories come out every week. That's what I'm saying. Like the Stanford Institute wrote some fake thing saying that I was an election misinformation guy or whatever, and I'm like, okay.

The funny thing is I always say, Piers Morgan asked me about it, and I said Politico simultaneously has two stories live right now. One says that Ukraine interfered in the 2016 election to help Hillary Clinton. The other says the story that Ukraine interfered in the 2016 election to help Hillary Clinton is Russian disinformation. But Politico posted the story.

Yeah. So they're calling themselves, they never retracted either. How could both stories be live from the same organization at the same time as true facts? It's nonsense. Is one an opinion? No, they're both fact-based they're both masquerading as fact-based and they're contradictory and i'm like well that makes no sense and i've i've called this out for years these stories have been live the first ones

in 2017 seven years ago the other ones from i think 2020 and i'm like running both stories yeah okay i guess without a correction yeah. Yeah, and so my response is, if you've got an issue with anything I've said, I guess take it up with yourselves because what did we cite today? ABC News, The New York Times, CNN. Okay. We didn't even do that ABC article

where they accidentally posted that Kamala won Pennsylvania 52-48. Oh, we'll talk about that for the members only. What the? Talk about shadowing. This happens all the time. That's crazy. This story is not new. It's why I don't really care that much, because it happens 15 times every election cycle.

It's just so dirt. Every corporate news outlet has pre-made chyrons, and then someone presses live, and it flickers and appears on the screen. So, it's- Subliminal? No, oops. It just happens all the time, guys. No, it's that they have to create graphics for Election Day in advance, kind of like how we make graphics for Nashville in advance.

If I accidentally clicked the Nashville live screen, people would be like, whoa, what was that? Tim's going to be in Nashville. Like, well, yeah, we made the graphic well in advance. We work on the graphics before we announce. I kind of thought that, too, when I saw that one. I'm like, obviously they probably make both. I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. And then they type the numbers before we announce. I kind of thought that, too, when I saw that one. I'm like, obviously, they probably make both. I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. And then they type the numbers in later on. Yeah. It's not that they made both.

It's that they have the graphics for Trump and Kamala. And then what happens is they have random numbers put in it. And then someone accidentally presses go live. And it appears on the live display. If there was a grand conspiracy to have this in advance, all you have to do is look at those numbers and look at the numbers later on. Exactly. And if they're the same thing, then you've got a problem.

I am concerned with predictive programming, too, so it could be an accident. It did say that Kamala won PA by a million votes or something. Or like 500,000. Alright, Donald DeVol says, I disagree. I think Kamala will win if she goes on Joe's podcast. If she comes off likable, which I think she would, it's over.

Game over. She has played men her whole life. Nah, she can't do it. I know what he's doing. This guy's trying to trick her into going on Joe's podcast. Yes, that's right. You would do great if you did it, Kamala. No, wait.

Don't. Trump supporters are terrified of Kamified john cronin says a comedian at a trump rally called puerto rico garbage as a joke so kamala and joe called half of america garbage great idea guys lol now that's winning it was a funny joke well that's why they're walking it back you know jd vance uh this is from uh illuminati jd vance just told a crowd at a town hall how to legally vote ten times. When you go to the polls, bring nine friends along with you. Hey, look, I went and voted, and then we all got chicken wings.

But only Allison and I voted, and then Seamus just came and hung out. Listen, hold on a second. Well, yeah, exactly. And then we went to a beat-up. But I did vote. I did vote. You voted somewhere else, right?

Yeah, yeah, I traveled to vote. And then we all got Buffalo Wild Wings. I went back because I was staying here. Did they keep voting over? Yeah, yeah. I traveled to vote. And then we all got Buffalo Wild Wings. I'll go back because I was staying here. Did they keep voting over the weekend, too? I don't know. But I will also add that I bought a bunch of hot sauce from Buffalo Wild Wings. What kind? All of them.

Spicy ones. Because we're going to do, for the boonies, a hot sauce skate. Where, for those that don't know what a game of skate is, just replace it with the word horse. Have you ever played horse in basketball? But every time you miss, you don't get a letter. You have to shoot the incrementally hotter hot sauce. Oh, brutal. Until you concede. The woman who purchased this from... Don't miss!

I'm not playing. There's no way. I can't do hot stuff, period. And then, like, one of them, they didn't have the hottest one at B-Dubs. It's called Blaze and Knockout. I've tried it before. It is spicy. Me and Danny did a sketch about hot sauce and I had some and I was trying to avoid it, but we were putting the hot sauce on wings and I was for the sketch and I had like one

bite. It ruined my week. Oh, dude, I love super spicy stuff, but I hate needlessly spicy stuff. So I went to a hot sauce store. Anything that is naturally occurring spice i'm fine with even carolina reaper it's spicy it hurts it burns i'm not gonna leisurely eat that stuff but i have no problem being like oh this is like a naturally occurring pepper hot sauce i'll eat it what i can't stand is when they make the fake hot sauce where they extract capsaicin and inject it into

a sauce no that's fake yeah so those those uh peppers too are like genetically through breeding genetically modified. Like Carolina Reaper. Moruga Scorpion, maybe. Yeah, they try to make them spicier and spicier. Like habanero stuff is spicy, but it's delicious. Ghost pepper, too. I really love it.

I think it tastes great. I think it has a good flavor. It's too spicy. I'm not going to leisurely eat a big old thing of wings covered in the hottest hot sauce. But if I had a couple, I'd be like, it tastes good, but it's getting too spicy for me. Or if someone says you can't. I'm not allowed to eat it? No, if someone's like, you couldn't handle this, like pussy. Then all of a sudden you're like, I'll eat the whole batch.

Oh, then I would guzzle the hot sauce and be like, don't you! No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. If someone said I made wings with a hot sauce where we added extra capsaicin extract or whatever, I'm like, I'm not going to eat that, that's stupid. And yo, a funny story, I went to a hot sauce store in LA and I bought legit additive hot sauce. It was like they make hot sauce

with the hottest peppers. Then they extract capsaicin and put it in it. My buddy said, let's try it. So he poured some on his hand and then wiped it off and his hand blistered. No joke. I was like, what? I was like, dude.

And he was like, I'm not eating that. Pepper spray? Is that the same stuff? So it got really red, and then got swollen, and he wiped it off. It wasn't hot sauce. That was like mustard. Well, it's pure capsaicin. It's irritant.

It's bad for you. And here's the funny thing. B-Dubs warned me when I was buying this. They were like, I told them what I was going to do with it. We're going to make people take shots of it. They were like, don't do that because that'll mess you up. It really will. Legally, we can't sell this to you if you say you're doing that.

No, but they were just like, take it back, please. They were like, be careful because it will make you really sick. It'll mess you up if you do that. I'm like, we know. We're going to do it anyway. They thanked you after you left. The woman came up to me after you left and she's like, were you with the man who bought. And I'm like, we know. We're going to do it anyway. They thanked you after you left. So the woman came up to me after you left, and she's like, were you with the man who bought that? She's like, please thank him.

Are you for real? Yeah, I'm for real. They asked me to thank you. It was like $200 for the Vox. That's just something ridiculous. So Special Mike is one of our team writers, and he's really good, but he's not a flip trick guy. So this is like ground skating, doing versatile tricks. He's really good at really big stuff,

but I'm telling everybody he will be undefeatable in this game because no matter how many tricks you do, that dude will just like be squinting and just like slamming hot sauce. That's how tough he is. And he's not a tough guy where he's like, I can do it. He's like, yeah, no problem, man.

I'll take more hot sauce. He'll be crying and beat right up. It's cool. I'm good. I can keep playing. And we're like, dude, you just can't knock this guy down. It's like Homer Simpson fighting Dreddrick Tatum. He's just going to just keep taking the hits, but it'll be fun. All right. Justin M says, Rogan will vote for Trump, but he will never admit it. I completely agree. Well, he did. Did you see what Joe just said recently? I RFK Jr. Vivek, Tulsi Gabbard, Elon, I love this stuff. He basically said, I'm voting Trump.

I mean, it's pretty funny. If you think about, imagine like the Democrats right now were like Ted Cruz. You know what I mean? It is wild. Well, the Democrats have Liz and Dick Cheney and Adam Kinzinger. And the Republicans have Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Jr., Elon Musk, Vivek, J.D. Vance. I'm like, it's a dream team. Like Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Jr., Elon Musk, Vivek, J.D. Vance. I'm like, it's a dream team. Like, Tulsi Gabbard being brought in?

I said he should have done this four years ago, and now they basically have a moderate, eclectic bunch of individuals. I've seen some conservatives that aren't happy about it. They're just like—I've seen some conservative people be like, if you haven't noticed, all of the Republicans are Democrats now. Well, a lot of the Democrats are Republicans now, too, and it democrats republicans are too it's so weird you know it's really funny there's a song uh by a band called propaganda if you guys ever heard it stick the effing flag up nation states nation states one of the is that one of them yeah have you ever heard stick the flag up your ass though no so this is a song i've known about since i was a little kid and uh it's funny listen to that song and uh what the what the band is criticizing.

They're criticizing the war machine and they're criticizing like the Boy Scouts chanting war. Bette Midler now is in sainthood, romanticize murder for morale. And all of that, I'm like, yes, absolutely bad stuff. But then he says, F the troops and F the flag. And I'm like, it's really, really funny because if you actually believe in America

but criticize the machine states warmongering, the song still applies. If you rewrote that song and said, we love this country and that's why we will reject the warmonger interventionists and their lackeys in the corporate press, the song's message is fantastic. Just get rid of the burn the flag part and be like, no, no, no, no. The message of America is that we will take this country back from those people. But I was, uh, I think it was Aaron Berg yesterday. I was playing the song on the guitar and he was like, it's a great song. And I'm like, yeah, except back then criticizing the flag in this country was like this liberal thing. But now the liberals are on board with the war machine. Now it's weird. The conservatives and patriots are like the war machine is bad,

but still align with a lot of the message of a song that hated the flag. It's kind of weird. Yeah. That was a weird, that's one of the biggest switches probably in the last 10. Yeah. Wild. So that, and if you listen to the offsprings early songs,

they have a song called Tehran where they're basically criticizing the government for saying, go to war and bomb Tehran and all this stuff. And they have another song on their album that I can't actually say the name of. They removed it later on because it was, it was, it, it, it boarded on illegal. What the, what the title of the song is. I'll, I'll mention, I don't even know

if I can mention the song in the members only to be honest. You know, I think that, I'm not going to, now I'm like, can you write it on a piece of paper and just flip it to me? Yep. I think that,

but I cannot speak the words. American military policy. The words of the and just flip it to me? Yep. But I cannot speak the words. American military policy. The words of the song are a threat to the president. The title of it is literally an illegal statement about the president. They removed the song from their album. Now look where they are. They may as well write a song called, like, Obey Daddy Government, Life is Great. That's the offspring today.

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If you work on the internet, you work at home. So I think that a lot of people, the period where you're like hyper involved in things has just extended because of the internet. If you haven't already, my friends,

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