Timcast IRL - Trump Officially RENAMES Lake Ontario To LAKE AMERICA w/ Rebeka Zeljko

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

On this episode Tim & the crew are joined by Rebeka Zeljko to discuss Trump signing an order to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America Canada mocking the US amid the trade war Chinese media telling citizens to not respond to aliens Tim Pool saying Lindsay Clancy will be found not guilty Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) | https://www.shoutout.fans/timpool Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Tate @realTateBrown (everywhere) |  @TimcastTateBrown  (YT)\ Libby @LibbyEmmons (X) | https://thepodmillennial.com/ Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) |  @trashhouserecords  (YT) Guest:  Rebeka Zeljko @rebekazeljko (X)

The Mad Men has done it. He has renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America. I guess he has the authority to do these things. He did it with the Gulf of Mexico, making it the Gulf of America. And I guess because he got mad at Canada and they threatened to tariff and block everything in response to him wanting to tariff or whatever. So he changed the name of the lake, I guess, and he's got a big map of it. It's official. I wonder how long until Google Maps makes that change.

So we'll talk about that. Plus, we got this weird video from Nikaila. I guess her name is she's a Democrat and she made this really freaky video where she runs in screaming about some fugly guy and it's supposed to be like mean girls instead. It's just very, very strange. And then we're going to talk a bit about the Democrats. They're doing well in the polls. But with more news coming out about Hassan Piker, he's addressing the controversy.

Abdul Al-Saiyatis put out a statement about it. There's questions about whether or not the Democrats can win with good polling because people don't want socialists. So they may just be generally up. But if in key areas, Democratic socialists win the primaries, and people are going to want to vote for them, they're going to end up voting Republican. And then, of course, the congressional Asian Pacific American caucus launched a racist, racist attack on this show. And I won't stand for it.

So I am starting this show by calling for an apology from these members of Congress in the congressional Asian Pacific American caucus. I am sick and tired of this Asian racism against mixed Asian people that exists. And I mean this. They would have never have condemned this show's comments and discussion on the internment of the Japanese had it been run by a full Asian. And I mean that. So, you know, I covered it earlier today. They went after Ian Crossland because he made comments about the possible, the possibility of internment of Chinese Americans in the event of a full. scale war with China, which I believe he is allowed to ask. And as the owner and host of this show, I have dealt with these issues my whole life. So I want these Democrats to apologize for their

racist attack on my show, to call it anything other than a legitimate discussion on a show own and hosted by a man who genuinely cares about these issues. Of course, we all know, they will never apologize. And they were likely only making the statement about this show because brownie points, they can pretend to be offended. Sure. Well, we're going to talk all about that and a lot more. Joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else, we have Rebecca Zelko. Hello, thank you for having me.

Who are you? What are you doing? I am a writer for The Daily Color. I cover national politics, and I'm excited to be here. Right on. We got Libby hanging out as well. I'm Libby Emmons. I'm hanging out.

Glad to be here with you guys. The boys are here. What's going on? Hello, everybody. How are you doing? Everyone, Tate, welcome. Thank you, sir. Bill.

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Lake Superior, Lake Huron, Lake Michigan, Lake Erie, and Lake America. Great, Trump has wide latitude over how the U.S. refers to geographic landmarks, though he can't force other countries to follow suit. Yes, we all know that. After he took similar executive action last year to rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, Mexican officials lambasted the move and made clear they would keep using the old moniker. Google later announced that it's a lot of the same. Google later announced that Maps feature would reflect the name the Gulf of America for American users. I just, can the president just unilaterally rename things like this? I mean, I'm for it, whatever.

Yeah, I guess so. It's very powerful. It's totally, what if he renamed Tate? Like, Tate, your bill? Okay, sir. Yeah, it's like total, like total hater move. I love it. Bill's like, he's getting under their skin so bad.

It's awesome. I know, because the canate, dude, they're just like mouthing off. And it's like, you have no leverage. Like, you know when like China started? mouth. Even when like Kim Jong-un is mouthing off, you're kind of like, you know, he does have like a nuke. But Canada, dude, you have like no chips and like, you know, I look,

there's some fantastic Canadians. They're beautiful people but like, they're called Canada Cucks for a reason. And I think we're like starting to see this on full display because, you know, it was like Doug Ford was like mouthing off. I'm like, oh, he always mounts off. I know. I'm like, relax. Like, who do you think you are? You still do a lot of cocaine?

That was his brother. His brother was the cool one. His brother, I respect because everyone was like, that was like the first Canadian politician. I was like, this guy's awesome. Don't tell me. Was he the one who did crack on camera? Yeah, like while he was mayor. I thought that was Marion Barry.

I was like, didn't Trump also say he was way better? Yeah, it's like so true, by the way. That's like, that's the Patriot Clear Bill. But yeah, also like Lake Ontario is the one great lake when you're doing the pub quiz and it's like named the five lakes. That's the one that always trips people up. Really why?

MapQuest. Because everyone gets the four down. Oh yeah, MapQuest. MapQuest still exists. Oh, we got to. What? Why? Nobody knows.

How? Who's funding this? It's just one guy now, probably. So MapQuest tweeted out, We're not changing it. Nobody cares. Yeah, no. They don't have the capacity. Yeah.

The manpower. Nick Sorder, bra, I thought you guys died in like 06. Did you post this from Radio Shack? That's a good one. Wow. I just, I pulled it up. MapQuest is real.

But why? Yeah, why is MapQuest real? Do people... I checked it out. What have they called the Gulf? I don't think Google has changed it, right? They probably didn't change that either. They called the Gulf of Mexico.

We need to do something about it. Well, I think we can do what we've been doing, which is ignoring them entirely and pretending they don't exist because they're irrelevant. It's us versus maps. I have to know, though, because I'm, like, weirded out by this. What is the annual revenue of MapQuest? I'll, like, low-key call up the Gulf of Mexico and, like, kick myself.

There's probably still, like, rules out of their president. The amount that I refer to the Gulf of America is already so small. Hold on. It's owned by System 1. What's System 1? They say MapQuest is its flagship Internet utility with $37.2 million in quarter one of 2026. And 30 million in quarter two of 20206. MapQuest is owned by the so.

Okay, but hold on. They operate MapQuest, coupon follow, start page, and its marketing platform. Those all sound like fake. That's like GTA businesses. You know, I will say it was kind of like a strange moment for me. Like when I was a little kid, all of the businesses I could see, even the distributors, you'd see like a warehouse and you'd be like, oh, that's where like the food comes from. And then I would like ride my skateboard down the street and there's a train track.

And then down the tracks on the side of Chicago, there's this like distribution center where the trains can pull and get loaded up. And there's businesses I have never heard of. And they're massive in the back in this industrial park. And I just see people working. And I'm just thinking to myself, who the works for these companies and what are they? But the truth is, most businesses no one's ever heard of. And you're like, well, look at this.

Publicly traded with 10,000 employees. Never heard of them. Well, there's all these kind of businesses that are part of other industries that you don't even think exist. And then it turns out every industry is actually pretty small when it comes to everybody knowing each other within that industry. But you don't need to know about the like random extra logistics guys for certain kinds of, I don't know, produce shipping industries. It was like DocuSign had like 15,000 employees.

I find that shot. What? Yeah, and how are they paying for these 15,000 employees? Like, I thought DocuZan was free. You just fill a box in and it takes 15,000 people. I think they make you buy the app. I don't know. I don't know.

I love the like small town America mom and pop businesses that have a name that's totally unrelated to whatever service or product they sell. There is a hot dog restaurant I found in Alabama called Sneak. Pete's. Let's go. You're like, what's sneaky about this? Bro. DocuSign made 2.98 billion in 2025. Doing what? Their products are electronic signature, contract lifecycle management, and digital transaction management software. So they're doing data management on the low? They have 6,838 employees. They must be selling emails.

Yeah, they're selling emails. You know, everybody always looks at media and they're like, man, I'm in the wrong business. Like, no, no, media is not the business. Media is a cap. You want to make some, you want to operate an unoperable, unusable map site. You'll make $10 million a month. They're doing $10 million a month. Doing what? You know what it is? You know what it is, though?

I bet old people use it. You think? MapQuest. My grandfather uses it. See? We used to. Like, road trip, he's coming up like a binder. We used to do entire tours with MapQuest.

Yeah. You'd start the tour at whatever, and then if you'd place to place for 30 days where of how do you get from this venue to this venue? How do you get from this venue to this venue? Yeah. Cidtips were crazy. CepD says MapQuest likely skews older than Google Maps or Apple Maps.

What was that? Well, Apple Maps is useless. Users do skew. Yeah, people are using Apple Maps like total bots. You've got to use Google Maps. It's where the energy is. Oh, I'll tell you about Apple Maps, man. Anybody using Apple Maps?

Like, that's an MPC detector. Yeah, you're a bot. Because I can't tell you how many times I've been driving. Okay? I want to give a shout out. to Sean, buddy, you know, we love you, but Lord, he used Apple Maps. And no, no, no, wait, he was using Waze, wasn't he?

That sounds, that sounds about right. He was using ways. I've driven with Sean. So let me tell you the story. We're driving from D.C. back out here to West Virginia. And then after two hours of driving, because I'm on my phone, I'm like watching Spider-Man or something. I just look up and it says like 40 minutes remaining and I'm like, hey, where are we? And he's just like, wow, we're 40 miles out.

40 minutes out. And I looked at the map and we had gone southeast. I was in the car. I was in the back. That was the second time that happened. I heard about this second hand. So we got like in the Everglades. I'm like Sean, what's going on? Oh, that was when we were in Miami, right? Was that when we were going back to, yeah, back up to. No, I'm talking about when I was in DC. Oh. Yeah, it happened a lot with Ways. Yeah. And then what happened was one of our security guys was using Ways. And I was like, do not use this because like it's like three or four times now. the wrong way because it just tells you to go. I don't know why. It's like, this will actually be faster if you go 100 miles out of the way. You know why. And so then he was using Apple Maps

and the same thing happened. And I was like, yo, I'm like, I'm not paying attention to where they're going. And then I'm like, where are you, are you using Ways? He's like, no, no, no, Apple Maps. And I was like, oh my God, dude. You know what? You know, you know, you know, the red pill on Ways. Early life. It's Israeli. What? Yeah, it's Israeli. Really? Well, didn't Google buy it anyway? Yeah, but, you know, Lion never loses its Maine or what's the phrase I forget. We love Waze.

Leopard can't change its spots. I like Ways because they have like custom voices so I loaded the- I love the accent. I loaded Arnold Schwarzenegger in there. Awesome. Really? I'm still using Google Maps but I like him yelling

in the background. There was this time. Oh, go ahead. We were at this golf course in West Virginia and everyone's like all right let's go hang out at the casino afterwards. We're like, oh yeah, it's going to be fun. It was like a Friday night.

And I can't wait. Oh, no, no, it wasn't a Friday. It was a Saturday. We were going to dinner. No, no, no. We went to dinner at the golf course, and then we were going to go hang out at the casino, and Sean used Ways, and it sent us to Winchester. And the casinos in Charleston, if I don't know, that's like a 40-minute drive in the wrong direction.

And so we're in the car, and I just, again, I go on my phone, and I just don't pay attention. And I learned my lesson. You're like, dude, oh my gosh, dude. He says that all the time. I love that, man. We were lost in it. My hero. You know, goaded.

But Apple Maps, like total bot behavior. Google Maps is fire because the reviews are built in so you know you're getting like top shelfers That shows you're actually are Like in what direction you're pointed in Does Ways not do that? I don't know Ways is like it's like a it's like a It's like there's other players

You like drive by other Wazers Well so I heard that you can you can put stuff in the traffic That'll change the route other people's People will get prank people Sabotage so if you if you yeah exactly So if you put there's a cop here and then someone put no cops it'll make you go the wrong way. There's a Nepalese mudslide here.

You know what I think is ridiculous, though, it's like, because I'll use Google Maps, and I'll put in my route, and I'll select my route, because I know which the way I like to go and when I, like, want to stop at the specific pizza place or whatever, and then you'll be driving,

and it just changes your route. Yeah. I think there should be a way to lock in your route. That drives me crazy. I've been on this kick lately where, like, someone, I think it was like Goggins or something. He's like, if you're a man, you should never get lost.

And it was like, so true. So I like, stop it. the maps. But I was like in Northern Virginia. I'm like, I'm going to like get to, I'm going to get to Arlington myself. I was like, I'm going to be like a man here. And then I ended up somewhere where all the signs were just in Vietnamese. Like I don't know what happened. That could be Arlington. Is there a big Vietnamese community? Wherever it was, I got like stuck there. And there was just Vietnamese people everywhere. I was like, my uncle died for this and not to happen. And I'm stuck. So I just hopped on Google Maps and got out of there.

Yeah. Or the thing where like Google Maps automatically says, automatically turns off, take toll roads. I've done that and I've ended up being late because I'm like what the hell is going on. Oh yeah. Why am I on this road? I'm like, dude, I'll pay the $7. I don't care. I don't care. It's all toll by plate now anyway. But in this, do, does anybody care about the tariffs?

I don't think anybody cares. Where are they like exporting egg blocks? Didn't they put tariffs on our, on like, toilet paper and a bunch of stuff? They did pretty much tit for tat. They set up. I want to, I want to jump to this. That's a problem. I want to jump to the story and I want to say something to all the Canadians out there.

And I want, hear me, okay, threatening the United States. I do not accept this. And this story shows the disdain the Canadians have for the American people. Check it out. Most of U.S. aluminum comes from Canada. Industry says, good luck replacing it. Oh, yeah, Canada? Well, hear this.

You don't have any bauxite mines. We do. The American government basically incentivize the destruction of our own refineries so that you could build them, but you Canada import your bauxite from China and from other countries, I think Australia. You then refine it at cheaper rates because your people need jobs and sell to us at a premium because our government sold us out. But I'm willing to bet with the launch of this new, they got a new chip plant in Indiana,

Donald Trump and his administration with this, it is opening the door for U.S. refineries. And I had an argument with AI because Chad GPT kept trying to tell me, no, you can't do it in America. And I said, do we have box? You do. Can we open a refinery? But it would be so expensive. I don't care. Invest in the American worker, invest in the American people. And then we can stop having to pay premiums so that they do labor. We can do ourselves. I will say it again, they do not have the raw materials to produce aluminum. So why are we paying them to do it? Well, that's a good question. But it is interesting how much disdain Canada has for the U.S.

when we're their largest trading partner and their prosperity is entirely dependent on their relationship with the United States, even looking at the nation, the entire population is just hovered across the American border. But this isn't the only way that Canada has really been, you know, pissing on the U.S. there was the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, which is state-funded. A memo went out from the senior director of journalistic standards telling reporters and editors do not refer to the September 11th attacks as terrorist attacks. And he said the hijackings led to passenger jet crashes.

That's this guy. And not only that, this guy is a professor of journalism at Concordia University. He's well respected. He's got like a, you know, decades-long career in journalism. and he has told outright Canadian reporters and editors that the September 11th terror attacks on the United States were not terror attacks, but hijackings that led to plane crashes. Unreal. Yeah, Canada is just, and now, like, I remember when I was a kid, I'm not that old. I'm 25, and I remember growing up, the joke about Canada was that it was like all white people.

Like, it's like this obnoxiously white place. Isn't it mostly Indian now? And now it's like all Indian people. And it was like literally in 20 years. I'm like, what did you guys do? Like, it's almost like, are you guys? Have you guys heard of the ARC conspiracy theory? The ARC conspiracy theory?

I love conspiracy theories. Yeah. What? Oh, this one's going to believe it. Don't say. Should I save this for its own segment? Because it's going to blow your mind. I kind of want to know right now.

No, I'm not going to tell you. We're going to talk about Canada. And then in seven minutes, I'll talk to you about the park conspiracy. Guys, we have to wait seven entire minutes for this. Yeah, because I want to give it a full segment. I don't want to be a passing thought because I think it's interesting. So anyway, Canada. You know, we're renaming your lake because it's half ours anyway.

Yeah, it's not theirs. It's not there. Did you see also there's, there were a bunch of groups affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood that have been intentionally infiltrating Canadian government, including creating the vote Palestine movement in Canada and also infiltrating academic institutions, which isn't that surprising, except they've been letting this happen. It's like the goal is to create a caliphate in North America and Canada is going to be their, you know, North American Mecca. The oldest place. They could have just picked a little island. I don't think they care. They don't care. I got to be honest, if I was going to invade a place, it would be Canada. Really? I like the cold. Can you tell? Sure, I do.

With the beanie and the flannel. We have the AC on maximum. We have two AC units. There's two of them. The AC is the reason I've got this scarf on today. The truth is actually, though, it gets really hot because of the lights and the computer and the camera's overheat. So we actually, I don't know if you guys remember this when my camera shut off, I think,

like a year ago. I was like my first week on the job. I was in charge of your cameras. And I'm like, I'm going to get fired on my first one. We had to put a fan on. There's like a box that holds the cables. We'd put a fan on top of it to blow onto the cameras. So we tend to keep the room cold for that reason.

There's one time I had to run around like that. But that being said, I would love to conquer the cold white north. Canada, biggest fumble of all time. This is a little known history here. And the 70s, the Turks and Kekos, which is a British possession, voluntarily offered themselves up to the Canadians. The overwhelming majority of Turks and Kay Cohen's or whatever they're called were like, yeah, let's leave Britain and join Canada. And this had been like a hundred year long kind of proposal. The Canadians and British had talked about it. But the 70s, it was

like on the Canadians' doorstep. But then like the Quebec nationalists like killed someone. And so they all got like focused on that. And I was like, dude, you guys fumbled. Like if you locked in, you could have had like an island paradise all yourselves. Instead, all the Canadian pensioners just go to Florida. Yeah, they could have had their own like Bahamas, Jamaica thing. Yeah. So like these, we can't take these people seriously. They literally were gifted probably the best spot in the Caribbean and they totally fumbled.

Well, not only do they go to Florida, but then they say that they hate the U.S. and they hate Trump. And it's like, what the hell are you doing in Florida? I know. That's like Trump land. Basically America just like light. But not really because they also, I mean, if you look at what happened in Canada during COVID, you had an excessive crackdown.

You had cops showing up at people's homes in Quebec, dragging the fifth person out of the home who wasn't supposed to be there because of. COVID rules. You had the crackdowns on the truckers, the debanking of those people. You had all of this stuff. And what did the Canadian population do? They took it. Americans would never. They took it. And Americans showed up in, like, Michiganders showed up in Lansing with guns at the statehouse being like, you can't shut down our businesses. Stop it. And they were called racist, but they showed up anyway. Well, Canadians, they drove around a lot. They went to the Capitol and they did. They drove around. And they brought their bouncy houses. And they brought their kids. And then they were called. And they. And they brought their kids. And then. they lost their jobs and got debanked and everything. But Canadians just keep sitting back and taking it. And one thing that happened during COVID also is they shut down everything, but they left all the weed stores open. Yeah. I think it's so funny how Canada, like, and this isn't even me trying to be like rude or anything, but like this is very common. I think a lot of Canadians

would even probably acknowledge this is true is their entire like identity of Canadianness is based of like insecurity that they're fairly identical to Americans. I mean, pretty much every, like, sociologists across the world is acknowledged there's no two cultures or no two countries more similar than the United States and Canada. We'll all roll our eyes. But when you think about the macro, that is broadly true. And so a lot of their insecure, though. Even still, like, it's pretty indistinguishable.

It's just their politics are different. But insofar as, like, how they carry themselves, et cetera, they have to be like, no, I'm actually Canadian. So their entire identity is based off of, like, insecurity. And so what you end up happening is they have to, like, signal that they're different that Americans anyway. Kind of like Bostonians to New Yorkers. Exactly.

So what you ended up happening in their last election is Pierre Pollyov, the conservative leader was like dominating in the polls. It was like a 20 point spread. And then Trump starts saying, like, oh, we're going to invade Canada. It's going to be funny. And they were just like so insecure that they're like, Pierre Paulyev, since he's like vaguely conservative, that's just like the Americans. So we need to put a little. We put the liberals back in the yard. He didn't go on Rogan and he like backed away from a lot of stuff.

And I think he lost because he wasn't defiant. Well, I think he lost because even if he were defiant, I think he lost because even if he were defiant, I think the Canadians are just like, oh, no, he's conservative. That's like Trump. We got to vote for the liberals. Like the Canadians just inherently have, this is the only reason they have a monarch. This is the only reason why they have a monarch is, it's not like out of this like base like, oh, we're Anglos and we're keeping our Anglo traditions. They have a monarchy and like Trudeau has said this and basically paraphrasing is like it's because the Americans don't have that. You mean Katie Perry's boyfriend? Yeah, Katie Perry's side piece. Yeah, he's literally just like the left.

It's kind of weird in Canada. The right are more like Republican and the left are more like monarchists and it's just because they're like well the Americans don't have one so it's actually like anti-American also they didn't want to fight a war against Britain well but their king also gave the land back to the uh on a she bag that was so funny yeah he literally gave the land back he sure the king declared that Canada sits on the unseated territory of the Anashebeg people is that what was it was it the nation something like that basically like we've not legitimately claimed this land is what he said so stupid and Native Americans have successfully sued to get their land back That happened in British Columbia.

Yeah, they gave people's houses to the Native Americans. That's right. They forgot to ask the Indians. They're still going in court, but they're going to lose their houses. People from India did not sign up for that, though, and they're the true carriers of the Canadian torch. Don't forget all the Chinese are their secret police stations throughout Canada. The Chinese are the West Coast and Indians are the East Coast. There's a bunch of Chinese Democrats that are mad at Ian.

Why? Because he said they should be interned if we go to war with China. They got really mad. But, you know, they're pretending. They're not really angry. They're not angry at all. but I'm surprised that they didn't actually say anything about me because I was there. The news article puts a picture of me up and then they're referring to a MAGA podcast,

like a pro-Trump MAGA podcast and they didn't say the name of the show. I'm like, why would you even put a statement out if you're not to name the show anyway? And they named you and Ian when me and Phil are coming up on here every day and we're like, so like we should maybe do cranial measurements. Everyone's got to go. You know, say stuff like that. Well, I suppose the issue is that you said maybe. So they're like, oh, that's fun.

Yeah. Ian said we should. You said maybe. Yeah, like I'm still not all the way there on cranial measurements where Ian's like thousands, millions. I don't know about like by race, but isn't it true that if you got a big brain, you're smarter? Yeah, broadly. That's why, that's why men have smaller, have bigger brains than women. Well, that's why Elon wanted all C-sections because he wanted the kids' heads to be bigger.

Is that what he said? Well, I think that might have been Ashley Sinclair, but that makes sense. Let's do this. Let's do this. Tate, you were just talking about all of the Indians in Canada. Asar. And I was watching this video of a woman who was in India and she was like, it's disgusting. She said there's garbage and feasts everywhere.

And there's something called the Ark conspiracy. What's the Ark conspiracy? You've not heard? No. Really? I'm so intrigued. Anyone? No one's heard of the Ark conspiracy?

A.R.C? No, ARK. Like Noah's Ark. Okay. In the United States is the Ark. We are the Ark. So you've heard about the conspiracy of depopulation. Sure.

The art conspiracy theory with all this war stuff bubbling up and the flooding of the United States with people, the H-1B argument is that there is a political faction that wants to take the smartest people from all these countries, bring them to the United States. Then World War III happens, decimating the populations of all the people who are left outside. So only the smartest people from all over the world living in the United States survive. Well, then we should only bring in smart people because we're not. That's what I was thinking. I don't know. It's a conspiracy theory. Why didn't you want to put him somewhere that's not going to be like when you put him like

Botswana somewhere that's going to be like completely fine if there's a world war. Yeah, my dad tells me all the time. He's like if there's a war, you're going to die immediately. Isn't that great? Like thanks. Why? No, no. That's true. Because like if there were like a zombie invasion, I don't want to be able to do that. I'm going to tell you this. If you get nuked, you're done, you're good. It's instant. DC is fine. DC is not getting nuked. You don't think so?

No way. We have the anti-missile. I would make sure it's nuked. Over here. Star Wars. There's no point in Washington is not a strategic target because of the emergency escape tunnels, the subways that were built intentionally to withstand nuclear explosions, Mount Weather and Raven Rock.

it would be a... Mount Weather and Raven Rock? You are not familiar. No, I'm... These are not even conspiracies. No, I'm a dumb ass. I don't know anything. I know.

Perfect good nuke. Mount Weather and Raven Rock are the congressional and executive emergency underground bunkers. Interesting. And it's not like Congress is not... Fascinating. These are not conspiracy.

It was big news that they were renovating both Raven Rock and Mount Weather. And they're like half an hour from here. Okay. Yeah, we can go take a stroll over and take a peek? Is there like a tour?

Can I like bring my... I don't think so. Members of Congress do, though. Yeah, probably. How to ask, actually. I mean you got to run. What's that? That means you got to run.

I'm just going to get my fridge. No, run for Congress. Oh, for Congress. So here's the first thing. I don't think West Virginia needs me to. If it's true that we get into a war where like every single nuke from every country is firing everywhere, well, every city is getting nude. But if you get into a real war scenario and they're going to be launching nukes at strategic targets, that Washington, D.C. is not a real target. It may have been 50 years ago.

But now with the emergency bunkers, they're like, what are you going to do? You're going to wipe out a metro that doesn't do anything. They've got emergency bunkers all over the place. They're still going to operate. They're going to operate underground. You want to target the Air Force bases, the military bases. You want to target like, I'd imagine they'd go after Hampton Roads. What about New York?

Fort Eustace. New York's because they got rid of all the nuclear follow-out shelters. In New York, civilian population centers are extremely valuable to those who win. With the infrastructure and everything. Blowing up a train depot. Like blowing up Grand Central makes sense, but the majority of New York doesn't. That's why Grand Central's main control is hidden in a secret, like, apparently there's like a false wall and like a secret passage that leads to.

I believe that. Because during. It's crazy underground in Grand Central. But they did it because they didn't want spies to be able to find out how to turn off the trains and disrupt the U.S. economy. So again, if they're like, we're bombing every city everywhere, of course, metros are getting bombed. But if it's actual war and they're like, no, we want to control New York City.

They don't want to wipe it out. They want those people to do labor for them. Right. So they're going to go after military towns. Military towns will be the principal targets. San Antonio's going to like glow in the dark. Well, well, so our biggest I think would probably be Hampton Roads. Where you've got Fort Eustace

over here. I love this idea that we have to defend Grand Central. If there's a nuclear fallout, these commuters have to get back to Connecticut. So this arc conspiracy, who would be in charge of it? Who would be the powers that control such a thing? You know, as it goes with conspiracy theories, these things are not typically well thought out. Well, sure.

It's just someone... We're going to imagine it. I'm sorry. By the way, if there's a nuclear war and everything we know gets destroyed, I don't want to be around for that. No cheeses. It's no clash of clans. I'm like, what...

No Minecraft. No clasher clans. If Clash of clans goes down, there's a 50% chance you'll never see me on this show again. Really? Like, yeah. It's pretty low, I know, but it's like, dude, it's like, some things are bigger than life. So actually, I'll pull this up, the map of U.S. military bases. So you can see, Washington certainly has like offices in some operations, right? You've got, you know, down here,

you've got Andrews. The Pentagon. The Pentagon, yeah. Yeah, but the Pentagon is not the actual, it's very administrative. Don't get me wrong. It's legit. But remember Norad, they moved NORAD. They have deep underground bases, dumbs. It's one of the reasons Trump wants to build this massive of underground complex of the White House. So, D.C., definitely, it's got, it's got targets. But you've got bigger targets in and around that are, I mean. Yeah. Wow, yeah.

So. They'll, like, go to bomb Baltimore. Yeah, maybe, maybe not. Oh my gosh. Who got here first. Yeah, here you go. You've got a lot over in, in Hampton Roads. That's, like, all right, we're nuke in Memphis.

It's like, you've got much bigger installations and operations elsewhere. We don't, you know, like look at the size of the operation in the city versus outside the city. It's a waste of nukes. Yeah. Well, I just, I think, I think people, when people think about nuclear war, it's very surface level first order thinker. Like, oh, they'll probably bomb a city. What does bombing a city do for winning the war? No, they, I mean, if freak the population out, maybe.

Fort Neat, they get Langley, they probably go after the Pentagon. Because, I mean, look, even if you don't take out, like. Chicago and Dallas and Atlanta. Why did the 9-11 people they just went after? Because they weren't military. They were looking for high casualty. Yeah, here, look at New York. They looked at the World Trade Center as the center of like American World Trade Center.

There you go. New York's got very little. So what is the military value of bombing a civilian population? They're like New Queens, no Americans killed. American casualties zero. Queens is gone. Three million dead, zero American cash. Jeez, man.

It's entirely plausible they would, but if you take a look at the surrounding area, Baltimore has got, you know, they're going to want to go after weapons. And the other thing, too is D.C. is probably way too fortified with surface-to-air missiles and countermeasures for warheads. So thinking mathematically and strategically, you want to, like, again, Atlanta, Chicago, and, Dallas, major air hubs. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Well, because Baltimore is easy.

You just send a few Indian tankers in. They'll take all the infrastructure. They're going to go after long runways, anything that could launch a B-52. So like Tyler Perry's house? Anything that would- Tyler Perry's done. Tyler Barry's house is a- He's got a runway.

Oh, does he? Yeah. Okay. No, they'd go after, like I said, they'd go after long runways where you can launch B-1 Lancers and B-52s. They obviously have to go after the heartland because that's where the nuclear silos are. And, I mean, like, there's enough, there's subs with enough nuclear missiles that are constantly on patrol and that, like... It would be hard for them to get to...

I looked it up to. The subs? I, I... To get to the heartland? No, they just go over the North Pole. I looked it up, and I stand by Hampton Roads. Not just Hampton Roads, but Norfolk has the, it's the largest U.S. Navy base in the United States. They go after North Pole.

And you can look at Virginia Beach. You just see they've got a lot of operations down there. Plus, you've got Army. and Navy and what do they have? They have Navy. They've got Army and they've got Air Force. All in this area. It's very, very...

Virginia's where the East Coast seals are stationed, or, you know, Norfolk or Virginia Beach is where the seals are stationed in the east. Well, there's East Coast and West Coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't the U.S. have like the three largest air forces in the world? Yeah, the Air Force, the Navy and the Army? The Air Force, the Navy, no, the Marine Corps. The Marine Corps?

The Marine Corps. Yeah. Imagine we're just playing GT. You finally catch a break in the military and then you just get nuked. You get wiped off the map. You don't know. I mean, if it's not ground zero, you don't know that happened. But like Norfolk, that's like one of the biggest measures doesn't have an NFL team.

So they might just not bother. No one cares about them anyway. Yeah. Do they have a WNBA team though? That's true. That's a pretty valuable asset. Yeah. Yeah, the only famous person I know from, I think, Pharrell Williams is from the Norfolk area.

That's basically it. Who's going to write the soundtrack to the new despicable me? Norfolk does not have a double-execable. WNBA team. The closest team is the Washington Mystics in D.C. Oh, yeah. Washington Mystics. I think they'll probably hit D.C.

just for like the aura purposes, though. For vibes reasons. Well, I mean, Blackstone's a big target. They're going to go after Langeley. They can probably use one nuke to get Langley and the Pentagon. Are you on MapQuest here, Tim? No, this is U.S. military. This is ArcGIS.

We'll all be on MapQuest after the nuke. Yeah. It's only flattening the national mall. America has no more monuments. That would kind of suck. Demoralizing. But I think the challenge with D.C. is going to be heavily fortified with countermeasures. Before the age of the internet, if you blew up D.C., the government was gone.

And there would be like, there would be like, you know, continuity measures. Unless it's August, because then they're all out of town. No, there's no one to organize. And they'd be in disarray. And communication would be difficult. A designated survivor was the HUD secretary. became president, but then he turned out to be like a libtard. That's what I'm scared of.

That's actually a good question. If D.C. gets nuked, where does the government operate? Yeah, go down the chain. It's like a park ranger's now president. Right. We were just talking about the continuity of operations. Let's see. Historically, they would go to Raven Rock and Mount Weather.

It's like, the air traffic controller in Ottawa, Illinois is now the president of the United States. He's like, watch out his phone. It's what? Mount Weather. Yeah, that's like in a mountain, right? Like inside of one? Indeed, it's called Mount Weather because it is in a mountain. Oh.

Let's see. Mount Weather renovations. Oh, call it Valley Weather. Throw them off. Valley weather. Maybe they wanted to hide it, you know. Let's see. There was big news on this.

We covered it when it happened. Oh, man, was that 2017? Wow. That was 2017. That's a while ago. Yeah, it was eight years ago. I remember my great. grandfather, he lived in Central Illinois, and he says he remembers on 9-11 when Bush got flown

from, I think, Iowa back to Mount Weather, and he said he watched Air Force One fly above him. That'd be pretty cool. This was posted nine years ago. Has anyone noticed the military installation at Mount Weather? Are there signs warning people, blah, blah, blah, and then if we go back, you've got this one. On the Appalachian Chales, I said, right? Like, some guy got slimed out. He's like, is that a restricted area?

I just got shot. The Friends of Blue Ridge Mountain wants to make sure you were aware of the expansion at Mount Weather. Oh. exciting another L for the Nimbies And then there's also a Cheyenne Mountain complex See these are the things we just know about

They gotta get different names I instantly know this in Cheyenne Yeah I was gonna say Yeah the Cheyenne Mountain Check this is so cool I know about this because I watched Stargate SG1 And this is where they operate out of

And this is the shot they show Sign on it Yeah Why would they put a sign See this is what I'm saying is If you know about it It's not where they're going True.

Like, yeah. You know. Big neon sign. Government here. You'd hope so. That would be like, could you imagine if your chickens actually knew where you lived? Like, they can't even comprehend what you're doing. Right.

You got to get Bugs Bunny. He paints a fake tunnel in the Chinese military, like flies in and they hit it and blow up and we went to war. Yeah. That's it. Xi Jinping is personally flying the plane. Yeah, because Darth Vader did that in the first Star Wars. He sure did. He dropped in the tie fighter.

That's right. I'm going to handle this myself. That's right. Kirk would do that too. Kirk would do that. Yeah, that's true. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. So anyway, the theory is that with World War III gearing up with the depopulation agenda, if they were going to depopulate everybody, they wouldn't want the smartest people to get caught up in it. Right. So they're basically like, they're doing all these H-1Bs and like OVs as to bring all these smart Indians and Nigerians and whoever all to America, plus a good handful of Honduran farmers. Then when the war breaks out, all the rest of the population is reduced to 500 million, there will be 200 million

of the smartest and hardest and hardest working individuals in one place. Well, it seems like the opposite is happening where we're draining all. Are they even sending their best, though? We're draining all the dumbest people to America, so then when America gets blown up, the rest of the world is all.

Well, actually, I mean, inverse arc theorem. There's been some really weird stuff. Like, in the 80s, 70s and 80s, it was determined by the powers that be that the United States was going to have more doctors than they would have people that the doctors could treat,

right, more doctors and patients. So they decided to put a limit on medical school admissions and to limit the construction and creation of new medical schools. And then what happened, of course, is the population grew and there weren't enough doctors. And that's when we started importing all of the Indian doctors. But the problem is then there's now not enough doctors in India to treat Indians. What if they're around of people? Yeah, and the medical schools still haven't caught up.

so we still don't have enough doctors in the United States. Did you guys hear about this story from, well, it's going viral and there's no principal source. Did China really warn citizens not to talk to aliens, the viral 2026 message explained. So people are posting these crazy videos saying that Chinese state media put out a warning to its citizens not to respond if aliens tried to contact them. Well, everybody started freaking out being like, why would China do that? The truth is, they did. They did say that. The Chinese state media put out a message saying something in effect of, do not respond if aliens contact.

Were they just trying to creep everybody out? What was going on? A non-governmental agency issued the updated guidelines for the search for extraterrestrial intelligence program, the SETI program, which stated that if you are tracking aliens and they contact you, the protocol is not to respond, but to contact government and the UN. then once you get these proper consultations, a decision will be made as how to respond. This then made its way. It was posted by this non-governmental agency, which gets posted by a local news organization, and then finally picked up by state media as a statement, these are the guidelines. It really happened.

But the thing is, everybody immediately assumes, in their mind, they're imagining, like, Xi Jinping is like a guy rushes to him, he hands on a letter and he looks at it and it says, aliens have made contact. And he goes, we must warn the citizens not to talk to them. Or they're assuming that like aliens are snatching people up and sending messages. When it was actually just the updated protocol for SETI. So it really did happen. And now what the funny thing is, you've got these fact checkers being like, it never happened.

Because they, because it sounds sensational. They're saying it didn't happen. But it did happen. Yeah. So the real question, I suppose, is there a possibility? China wanted to have their state media put out a message because I mean it is the government doing it. Sure. I mean, probably they wanted to distract everybody from something else. The conspiracy theory is that they're going to have either real or fake disclosure very soon.

And some say the fake disclosure is, you know, very watchmanesque so that everybody unifies against an alien threat. But there are a lot of these conspiracy theorists. Have you guys seen the published timeline for disclosure that's going viral? No. You guys, you know, I read nothing, like, I read literally everything, nothing but the stuff all day, every day. Yeah, there's a timeline for disclosure that somebody published. It looks like a government document.

And it's basically outlining these things are in the timeline of what they were going to do. So you get like, and you get like the government releases. Then you get the official UFO sightings like Ukraine's cited UFOs on the moon. So they're slowly gearing us up to claim that they're aliens. Didn't US kind of already soft-launched that, though? They've been releasing all the UFO files, and it's like... That's the point. That's in the timeline. Yeah, but there's not much in there, really.

Yeah, I watched and I was like, uh, maybe. Yeah, I'm just not seeing it. And then I just didn't feel it. Didn't do anything for me. It's just Stephen Miller being like... A lot of people are saying that what they're doing is, and I would be surprised by this, they're slow rolling information on UFO so that we're bored with it.

And everyone's just like, yeah, I saw those videos of the UFO, I don't know. And then 10 years from now, when there's UFOs flying around, they'll be like, I mean, these things have been here forever. Right. It's kind of like the surveillance state. You know, it's like piece by piece. We give up our perceived freedom and agency to a surveillance state so that at every step of the way,

we just acquies over and over again, and then we don't even notice. It's why they keep doing flyovers. They're trying to normalize it so that one day in the formation, there's just a UFO and you're like a... Whatever has nothing. The alien will show up. be like, I don't know, could he play running back? Right, yeah. You're like good at football.

Yeah. Or we'll just be like, no, you don't have a visa. Get the hell out. It'd be awesome. We just deport them. You're deported. Where would we deport? Right?

Back to Alpha Centauri. We're sending to the Congo. What's what is going on? They're trying to eat me. There's another really good. You know, I'm full of the conspiracy theories, guys. You got to read this stuff more. It's fun.

There was one where a guy posted and went viral on threads where he said, humans are a genetically engineered species that are not native to Earth, and they're planted on planet. to mine gold for a thousand years when the aliens come back and take the gold to use as fuel for their spaceships. This sounds like a hitchhiker's guide

to the galaxy type of conspiracy. They said that in 1970 the aliens came and took all of the gold and that's why the gold's gone from Fort Knox and now they've just left us they don't care about what we do. Is the gold gone from Fort Knox?

Well, supposedly no, but doesn't matter anyway because if this were true wouldn't they've taken all of the gold? Why would all of these gold stores? Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, one of the reasons

for the conspiracy theory is the emergence of all these we buy gold stores. Gold is an element. It is in space. It's not like gold is only on earth. Yeah, and also, if they went and they took all the gold, you'd go around Memphis, people would be missing teeth.

So you would know that they took it. Clearly not true. Like that kind of stuff. Your gold teeth just get wrapped your body. You're like, what are you? I have aluminum Canadian teeth. They're like, oh, crap. Yeah.

So I think it's, I think it's all just a bunch of hogwash. I think aliens are real at all. Like I said, well, you don't think aliens are real at all? So you think that we're the only people, we're the only, we're the only humanoids in the universe. So the guy that was not on threats. Octopus might be aliens, though. Octopus were weird. Are you guys not on threads?

I'm on threads. You got to, like, I just opened the app right now. And this is the first thing I recommended. From G.B. G. 314. That's, that's, in a hundred years after it's far too late, it will seem incomprehensible that we did not simply kill the 35 to 40 people directly responsible for destroying the planet. That's what you get on threads right when you pop the app open.

When I pop the app open, it says Tim Poole is on threads. It's literally. Yeah, that's what happens. Because I just saw threads and I'm like, I'm never meeting these clancy people in real life. And I'm like, then you go on threads and it's like, oh. They're everywhere. Yeah.

That's where they are. Here's one. I guess Trump conspiracy theorists were right again. Barry was an illegal president, which means all the garbage you passed her signed is illegal and you Democrats got played as usual. That's on threads? Threads is amazing. A left place.

So we were talking about the, we were talking about the lowest person. So on Battlestar Galactica, Laura, who was the president, she had been a minor cabinet member in the education department, but she was the only, she was the highest,

highest official who was surviving in Battlestar. Stephen in accounting and Tacoma is now the president, checks his phone. He's like, what? Yeah. And then there's a video, of a Nepalese dam exploding. That was crazy.

You saw what happened with that, right? It was like a glacier broke. It was like an avalanche. It's called yokel hops. And then also a landslide was happening at the same time. Yokelops. Yolops. Yolops.

Like an apocalypse, but yokelops. It's a glacial outbursts. That sounds like someone got busted up the Nuremberg drives. You know, I can tell you why I am. You know how I know what yokelops is, Phil? The magic card. It is a magic the gathering card.

Quite literally describing exactly what happens. A glacier broke, which then fell down with the water and slammed into it with that massive amount of mass all at once. It just forced this massive flood ripping through like crazy. Indeed. God's pretty magic with us. Pick it up. It's not a particularly good card. Me.

Why is it the best card? Well, it's not bad. It's a board wipe for six, so it could work in Commander. I think there's probably alien state. I think there's probably people, other existences. It's just the problem is everyone, it's like it's like probably, but I'm like, I'm not convinced. Are we really supposed to believe the moon is the perfect size just to block the sun? You know?

Come on. It's not hollow. Let's get whimsical. Whatever happened to whimsy. Everything's going to be explained now, you know? I can't even just wonder. That's what I've been saying. Like, I purposely don't Google stuff.

I'm just like, I don't know. I want my kid when he asks. me, I'm going to be like, you don't Google stuff. Like Lindsay Clancy, apparently, Googleed all of this crazy stuff. That's hilarious. They're like, it was the husband. For sure. How do you slime out your kids and no one knows?

She was Googling how to, you know, take yourself out. She was Googling that. She was Googling the distance to the restaurant that she suggested her husband. Yeah, suggested her husband, go pick stuff up at. And apparently the husband was like, well, let's go to these closer places. She had to

he worked from home. She had a country club membership. She had a nanny. She had 18 months maternity leave. Where's the nanny? They had everything during all this. Where was the nanny? They let the nanny go after her third child was born because she decided to stay home with the kids.

Because she had that option. 18 months. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. And then a male voice. And then a male voice. And also, she only heard the voices then.

And she never heard them before or since. And they stopped. They stopped at the time. of the, you know. Right, because it's the point of an insanity defense. Yeah. You were found not guilty by reason of insanity. Oh, wait, you're not insane anymore.

You're free to go. Right. That's stupid. And she's still taking some of the medications that her defense team is claiming made her crazy in the first place. She should be fired out of a cannon. Oh, that's true.

That is true. This is why I'm pro-AI because AI psychosis could have saved her. Because she would, if she got the AI first, then they'd be like, oh, you got to take all the copper wire out of your time. And that would have saved, she wouldn't have, their kids would still be alive. But instead, she would have, it would have told her that she was solving mathematical equations

never before seen. Yeah. And she would have run to, like, a university with, like, scribblings of nonsense. Yeah, she'd be, like, on an edge of sketch all day, like, doing math problems. So it would have saved her. We need AI psychosis. AIS is, like, actually saving people from hearing their families. That guy who thought, is a true story.

There was a guy who's like a trucker. And ChachyPD convinced him that he was solving all these math problems and he was a genius. And then I guess he tried to go to university and they were like these are like ravings of a madman. What are you doing? You're retarded. Yeah. You're an idiot.

It confirms what you already believe. We got to pull this up, my friends. We got this story from the Boston Globe. Jurors have begun deliberating the fate of Lindsay Clancy. I'm going to go ahead and say right now, and a lot of people don't want to hear it, I believe they're going to acquit Lindsay Clancy.

How many women are on the jury? She's a bunch of ladies. Nine women on the jury. Oh, she's getting to quit. She's going home. She's going home. Are they sequester? Do we know?

They are told not to look at anything. I don't know if they're. But yeah, they get to go home. They were sent home. They were sent home today before they made a decision. The longer it goes on, the better it is for the defense. But yeah, I mean, oh, this is another story. Yeah, so people are calling us on the copy kit.

There was another copy kit. Your heart, Carolina and North Dakota. She killed her five-month-and-three-year-old daughters in North Dakota and was charged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, is it a copycat? Because, like,

when was the, this has never been? No, no, no, no, but I mean, like, hold on. When did the Lindsay Clancy story get big in the press? Because if it was before she did it, then it's like, wow, that's crazy. Well, she did it, and it was January, 23, so it's been a while, and it definitely was.

When this lady killed her kids? No, Clancy. All right. Clancy didn't blow up. But the women supporting Clancy. When did that start? Because the question is, was this woman influenced? It's like two weeks ago.

I thought it was July. I mean, I just do this all the time. On August 6, she killed her kids. The trial started at the end of, in like, I got to be honest. I got to be honest. I have a compromise. I have a compromise with the liberals.

You know, they like to bring up that guns kill kids. And it doesn't matter that most gun owners are peace. The threat of guns is too much, even for one kid. Isn't one death too much? I agree. And so, I propose we ban all guns and women aren't allowed to have custody of children. Liberals, you have 24 hours to respond.

This is the compromise we can bury the hatchet and focus on other things. You know, the sad reality is they're probably going to be like, oh, that sounds fantastic. Yeah. We were going to abort the baby anyway, so you can have it. It's the temple MOU. This is great. I mean, I think that there's something to be said for the same people who are supporting abortion, don't think there's a big deal in killing a five-year-old.

It's like just a couple of years to part. This was so obvious. When all these women came out and many of them are liberal, defending Lindsay Clancy, I said this is the natural evolution. When Northam said that they would abort a living birthed baby and that literally happened. And you know what the problem is default lips don't believe when you tell them? That Northam went on the radio and said, the baby would be delivered. it would be made comfortable

and then the mother and the doctor would decide what to do. That's ridiculous. They're talking about killing the baby after it's born. I'm talking about human life. Well, once they had those conversations and they had said we should legalize at birth abortions, this was the obvious next step for them.

That's legal in Oregon and Massachusetts and you would do that, you freak. Also, these women who are supporting Clancy who literally have to set up their cameras, they have to set up their phones. They have to get To throw ice cubes in the tub. So that they can stand off to the side and scream. Then they have to like, yeah, they have to like go into, they have to go add.

They have to go add captions. They have to edit it and then they have to post it. It's like, just go out. They put the music on it. It's always like the handsmaid tail music over it and you're like. Well, the Handmaid's tail is the left. The left are the handmade. We can't even kill our kids.

They're pro-hejab. They're pro-heborsion. They're pro-surrogacy. Did you see that viral parody video? Which one? Some young woman made where she like, she grabs her cat. and then she turns the camera on and then she looks at steps back and she goes

Oh, I'm so so hard And she goes, ooh, that was a good one. And then she's like typing in and he goes, Oh, DoorDash! That's what these women are doing. Yeah, or the Vanity Fair reporter who was writing a profile of Clancy for Vanity Fair because she was friends.

They were childhood friends. And she's like sitting there smiling and winking in court you know, and then she made a bunch of selfie videos from like her hotel room where she just seemed drunk and crazy. Hammered. She's like, I just forgot to do my Adderall. Everyone's like, bro.

Put down your phone. She was like posting them and then deleting them. I was like, dude, this is not okay. Totally unhinged. All of the women outside who were like same, that could have been us are like accidentally admitting that they are also incapable of like regulating their emotions. My thing is like,

call CPS for all of these women. Like they need some checks on their kids to make sure that everybody's okay. But the logical conclusion of being like, I can't handle myself. Like I'm just like Lindsay is like, okay, well then you can't handle any important decision making. Like, I don't know, voting. Yeah, but then they have like... Or the kids.

These conservative commentators and they're like, men need to step up. These women just want to be led, clearly. But the thing is, her husband was there. He was there. He worked from home. He was present. Like, she had to wait for him to get out of the house. so that she could undertake this horrific action.

And I thought it was justified. This is something you were posting about, Tim, the, you know, breaking up with your girlfriend because she supports Clancy. Now, you know, I remember, you know, people would be saying, oh, if your husband supports Trump, you have to break up with them, you know, is terrible. But I think there's a big difference because in this case, you actually can fear that this woman is going to kill your future children. Why would you want to have a child with a woman who believes child murder is justified?

that's totally out of control. And it's permeated the culture in a way that, like, I haven't really seen before. I was talking, I was catching up with a friend who's friends with a divorce lawyer who was telling him like, yeah, I've had like a dozen people, a dozen guys come, like circle back to me about divorce proceedings and being like, my wife is very sympathetic to this lady, Lindsay, and it's like very common. It's not, like, it's not a non-zero amount of women who were like, it was Patrick. throwing themselves out of windows.

I think insane. This is why we had the Salem Witch trials. Yeah, real. Wasn't it Tituba and she was? I just want to just just just let's just a woman murdered her three kids in a very brutal, planned and horrific way. And there's a bunch of women dancing around celebrating it. I'm pretty sure if it was like, you know, way back when something like that happened,

the dudes would be like, okay, they're nuts. They're nuts. They're, they've gone mad. Yeah. Now I'm not suggesting the Salem Witch Trial. were a good thing. I'm saying the guys back then would be like, yo. There were men who came up on charges as well

during the witch trials too. And I think probably that could be the case now. We'll come out and we'll say oh, you know, maybe there's a bit more nuance to the Salem witch trials and then like the Democrat Witch Coalition will come out and be like, Tim Kest, it's a bag of podcast. Do you remember when Michael Knowles

is a witch caucus? Ten-year-old girl about the Salem Witch trials at like at the, what was the ag thing that they had on the mall, the state fair? Oh, yeah. They were, like, hosting debates at the state fair, and it was literally Michael Knowles telling us 10-year-old girl about why the Salemishals were good.

And you, like, pan the camera and just people having heat stroke. It was so crazy. The last time I was in. A few 50 was crazy. There was like an F-1 race in the background. It was a movie. There was like, I think Salem feels like a very, I don't, I think Salem is a very dark place. The times I've visited Salem, it feels horrible there.

I don't like it. They missed a few. Yeah. Well, that's the meme. We are the descendants of the witches you didn't burn. That's the meme they post. I do think that there has been some pushback from moms who don't hate their children, posting photos and stuff online of like their time in postpartum. And I've liked that pushback.

Like, hey, it actually doesn't suck. It's great. I didn't kill my kids. See? I didn't kill them. I didn't do. I barely even thought about it. It's great.

Yeah, I've liked that. I didn't scratch the itch. Oh, my goodness. Just post pictures your kids like, see, you don't have to kill them. You don't, like, come on now. Optional. I just, I find it so unfathomable this attitude. And I think that there's, I think, I should hope that there's most women who look at this and think it's just unfathomable.

Well, the crazy thing is like, we've all kind of, no, it's just been like the most obvious instance where women are acting this hysterical. And yet you will. literally have pundits go on TV and be like, men are radicalized. The men aren't okay. And it's like, the women are literally being like, same Lindsay. It's the men. Okay. So I just looked it up. Sarah Good, this is the Salem Witch Trales, was an impoverished beggar who quarreled with people and refused assistance. People who refused her assistance. That's weird. Sarah Osborne had been involved in a controversial inheritance dispute and had violated social expectations by living with a servant before marrying him. Bridget Bishop had a reputation for being argumentative and had previously faced

actions of witchcraft. Tatuba, that's the name. Tituba was the... Participated in fortune-telling related activities, according to some contemporary testimony, although exactly what she did before her interrogation is disputed. She was hanging out with a bunch of teenage girls who were... This is open and shut. That's four for four.

Great work. It's clear cut. Yeah. So the point is, like, so here's, I went on chat GPT and I said, were the Salem witch trial's legitimate, did the women do things to warrant trials? And it said, no, none of the women actually practiced witchcraft. And I said, I didn't ask if they practiced witchcraft. And it goes, oh, you're right. I interpreted your question too narrowly. You're asking whether they had done something that resulted in some kind of legal proceeding. Yes. So I want to stress this.

Cohabitation's been illegal in this country forever. It's still legal today. We still enforce against it. Go back a couple hundred years, a man and a woman who are not married living together was like insanely illegal. Yeah. Not saying it was a good thing is I'm asking like did people violate the laws of their day. I love that that's chat response because you could ask Grock like why did we stop the Salem which trials and it'd be like I don't know actually that's a good question beats me. You've seen this Lindsay stuff that's crazy.

Yeah, Grock is just like it's just a chiller. I don't know. I'll write an email. They all deserved it. Yeah, Phil, that's your area. I mean, are the women around there crazier than usual? Not not crazier than usual. Like I'm just saying this.

If the Lindsay Clancy supporters were dropped back in time, they would all be like, they have horrible fates because, I mean, it's like unmarried childless women, they'd be like. With cats. Yeah, you're a witch. Oh, definitely. With their familiars. That's where that comes from. You know what I wonder if there's like a bunch of dudes sitting around like having a drink.

And they're like, you know what I can't stand? There's like these women. They're not getting married. They're not having kids. Instead, they're having cats. And they're treating the cats like babies. And the guy's like, you know what we should do? We've got to put a stop to it.

Yeah, but how? I mean, it's not illegal to have a cat. Cats are a witch thing, right? Yeah. Which thing? Right. It could be illegal. Nowadays, you're using like essential oils.

It could be illegal. Yeah, the essential oils. That's modern potions, yeah. They're literally doing like tarot cards. Oh, and they burn those. Oh, an astrology? Well, astrology is satanic. We knew that already.

Oh, and the tapestry? Well, he was a Gemina. It's like the Beatles album. Don't you know? Right? Oh, yeah. That proves. That proves it.

And then it's helter-skelter backwards. Yeah. The whole thing. Yeah, the whole line yards. I'm going to call the sale in the police department tonight. Like, boys, I got a pitch. I got a pitch. You know, it would be a fun movie that would just put it away off.

A guy in Massachusetts, he finds like a buried book, and it's the true history of the witch trials. And, like, all of the women are actually just like, they were serial killers and lunatics and murderers. But the government covered it up because they were like, we can't let everybody know these women were, you know, murdering everybody. and then the witches actually won. Wait, so were the Confederate? It's actually like based, like, allies. The Confederates were way later. These Northerners are just killing these innocent women.

We gotta go get them out. Pretty sure that was 200 years later. Yeah, but they're still thinking in terms of Puritans. And they're like, we've got to get up there and liberate those poor angels. That's what's going on. And then since the Confederates lost, the Northerners rewrote the history. And they're like, oh, they had slaves or something. Actually, that would be a funny movie.

You know how they did Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do a movie where it's like, where it's like part two is Abraham Lincoln gets bit by a vampire and it's turning. And then, you know, like these generals from West Point watch it happen. And they're like, we've got to get out of here

and they go to the South. And they hold an emergency meeting where they're like, the government of the United States has been taken over by vampires. They got Lincoln. And they're like, we have no choice, but to secede. And then Lincoln, you know, comes out with like a veil, like covered in the sun

so the sun doesn't get on him. And he's like, We have to go to war. And then he only comes out at night. Paul's dresser at night. That'd be a fun movie, right? That'd be nice, yeah. And he wears the hat to shield himself from any remaining fun.

That's why he wears the hat. This is a really wide brim. Yeah. Like, for us. He comes out at noon, so it's always casting his shadow straight down. Lincoln's going after Clancy. We got to get up there now. Yeah, Civil War Vampire Hunter.

A good program that in C-Dance probably. Oh, that's a good idea. A Civil War Vampire Hunter sounds like that movie. There's like a mirror that they can't see his reflection in. Michael B. Jordan. What was that movie? And it was like up for Academy Awards. Oh, the recent one. Oh, gosh, with Haley Seinfeld. I don't know, but it was basically, it was about, it was about like, it was about how white people are vampires and you have to kill them. Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. But it was actually a fun movie. We're missing. That's what I heard. My roommate was like, it's kind of good. We like it. We need the Seinfeld episode where George accidentally starts dating a girl and then it turns out she's a Clancy supporter. Oh, that'd be amazing.

George, she supports Clancy. He's like, I don't know, Jerry, I got to break up there. She's at the courthouse right now. Right. Or because it's George, you'd be like, well, I wasn't planning to have kids, so it doesn't matter. She's actually got a point. She's got a point. George, no.

What do you know? She's going to kill your kids. Who wants kids anyway? Well, that's George. He doesn't want kids to me. That would be an awesome. And then the side plot. Although there was that episode where he was all excited that his boys could swim.

And then the side plot is Kramer's collecting the mail imbalance that just got rolled invalid. and he's saving it for a future election, him and Newman, because Newman works in the post office. He does. Yeah. There's so many. Yeah, Elaine, Elaine goes on a date and it turns out it's James O'Keefe, but she wants to be polite.

Oh, that's so good, yeah. But she doesn't recognize him. Yeah. Until she sees the, like, TikTok later. We've got to get NBC on the phone. We're going to restart the show. What's her name, Haley's Seinfeld? I think you should probably get it.

Yeah, she can. You'd have to get, you'd probably have to get Jerry on the phone and be like, Jerry, you've got to level with you. This clancy stuff. This is gold. We're missing all of it. Gold, Jerry. Gold.

So good. Do you think, has S&L done anything on the Clancy stuff? Oh, no. That would be so good if they did. They actually started to be funny. The Republicans gave them some stuff to be funny about earlier in the summer. It was pissed me on. I like Colin Joe Sagsteth.

I think it's funny. Yeah, it's not bad. We got to do like Wednesday night live and then do like a. Oh, this is an idea. Yeah, but then like too many conservatives get involved and like ruin it. They just do like two on the nose of like tranny jokes and stuff. Right. That's conservative.

a whole studio here. You should start doing it. Yeah. Yeah, Wednesday night live. Start writing. It's just a means of an abalone. It's like Babylon B jokes. It's like, oh, it's over. Just do it a little earlier because conservatives go to bed sooner. Conservatives got involved. Babylon B is generally good, though. They were, yeah.

They were. You don't think so they are? Well, I've had two, I've had like their main guy call me a moron like three different times on Twitter. Oh, so you're butt hurt about it. It's personal, yeah. And they're not funny, so. They were funny like five years ago Because they were like They were like doing like Christian jokes And it was like funny for us

And then they started getting like political And I'm like we already got like funny or political Do you think the jury is going to come back With the decision at 9 a.m. tomorrow? Or do you think they're going to take the whole day? I don't know but they're dead like she is She is definitely not going to jail Manslaughter I think it's going to be manslaughter

And she's going to be at the mental hospital For the rest of her life I'm not even convinced to that I don't even think for the rest of her life Nine women on the jury She's going to pick up a craft I'm like, she's fine. Yeah, nine women.

Nine women on the jury? Literally turning her into George Floyd. George Floyd, yeah. Yeah. The Carmelo Anthony. Boydlo Anthony. Right. George Floyd.

Well, Carmelo Anthony is definitely in prison. And I think his latest appeal got to get clean hands and tweet that out. Like, should be. At Royal Serf, tweet this now. For her to get acquitted, it has to be like everybody says she's not. Doesn't have to be unilateral, yeah. It's unanimous. Unalateral would mean one person.

My bad. So but one person, wrong, jury and then it's a mistrial, right? But she did admit to, she did admit to taking their lives. That doesn't matter. Yeah,

but then she was like sobbing in the courtroom and all the ladies on the jury and be like, damn, she probably didn't do it that bad. Yeah, I think she's sobbing because she did a horrible thing. Just because you think that. Oh, I agree, but I just think that the women on the jury,

you know how we are. It's going to be a hung jury, then the Netflix stop comes out, that's over. I don't get it. I just, I don't get it. I'm not saying we're like that, but we know how. Massachusetts.

We know how they are. Considering the agenda of the institutions in this country for murdering babies, she's going to be found not. She's good. Yeah, she's kosher. Look, Americans generally do not have a problem murdering babies. She might get a plan. Pretty good at it.

I mean, when you think about internally and externally. They're number one at everything. Obama, Obama's like, blowing up kids. She's like, my body. And she can walk. It's a mirror. It's a mirror. It's a more paralyzed.

Yeah. That's awesome. Can't wait. Pacey Anthony. She's on the take it. She was like the Michael Jordan of killing your kids. Well, Andrea,

women really? You know, it's funny is like when I say women really do love murdering children and then, you know, whenever I put that into like JGBT or whatever,

it'll be like, not all women. And it's just like, well, I didn't say that. I said, a non-zero amount. I didn't say that. A non-singular amount of women enjoy killing kids.

A plurality. Absolutely mad. Well, I don't know about a plurality. Well, plurality is not half. The majority of women are pro choice. It's the largest group outside the majority. So if there is no clear majority of

pro-borsion. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's men are pro-life and the women are pro-life. And that's with all the social issues too. It's like the men are I never had a chance of being like pro-abortion because in eighth grade my catechism class, we were all shown, we were in the auditorium at our church, we were all

shown a video of an abortion. That'll do it. Why? That'll do it. Why? Because we're Catholic and they wanted us to never be okay with abortion. And it worked. It was effective. Never okay with abortion. That's why sometimes I believe the alien conspiracy theories. Never okay with Islamism. The aliens that are trying to mine the gold from Earth are like, there's too many people. You got to have less. Well, there are like 70.

They're like 70. Washed all the women to kill their children. There are 73 million abortions worldwide per year. 73 million abortions per year. There's a million, about a million in the U.S. alone. Yeah. And that's just the ones that are counted. 73 million. You paid a third of all pregnancies and in abortion. It's going to be half by the, like, well, in the Nordic countries, they're just like, what's the, what's the, what's the racial demographic?

Well, there's more. Have you guys seen the otherly abled woman in a wheelchair and a metal core band? No. There's a viral video called They Want Me Dead. Oh, yeah. I was like, who? Yeah, I'm like, I'm on Instagram and there's this. Who is they, though?

I think it's a woman. I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but it's like a person who clearly has like a developmental disorder, you know, small person in a wheelchair, high pitch voice, saying, like,

and then like the music starts, and she's like, eugenics is not over. It did not go away. They want me to. And I'm like, let's go. Those was a remix.

No, but the problem was it was like, there was like lefties and they were like so true Trump once you're dead and it's like, is that what it was about? Yeah. But she was talking about eugenics.

I know. That's why it was so ironic. It was like, whoa. It's like the left is the one. Well, I'll tell you this. If it was meant to be a weird, like the right wants you dead and they were lefties, the message works for the pro-lifers.

The comments are all like, this is so punk. These anti-Ablists are going to be cringing at this. And it's like, what? It's not like we can undo the wheelchair ramps. That would be like the extent of how we could, like, interfere. I don't think there should be any wheelchair ramps. You're a skater. This would be like D-Day if they took away.

D-Day. Yeah, the country looks like Tony Hawk designed everything. We're like, you go to Europe and it's railings. been like stairs everywhere in America. It's like everything's smooth ramps. That's why people who are disabled come to the U.S. for vacation because it's really easy to get around. The idea that we as a government said...

In Athens, a street ends in stairs. Yeah. What is it like 3% of Americans use wheelchairs? It's a small number. Should every restaurant be forced to carry chopsticks because 7% of the country is Asian? What about strollers? People like their strollers and their walkers

and their little scoot around things, you know, for fat people? I mean, you can always just, the dad can pick the baby up the mom can, or the mom can carry the baby and the dad carry the stroller. And nobody picking up the people that are in those scooters. There's a number in marketing for like for restauranteers is if 3% of the population has a certain dietary restriction, then it's actually financially advantageous to like accommodate it. That's why every restaurant has gluten-free options.

I was going to say that. I went to Gordon Ramsey's. Yeah. And I was like, what do you have with no bread? And they're like, we have gluten-free buns. And I'm like, I don't want any of it. Give me a burger with no bun. Because I think the magic is 3% because that's how like people in Britain were like crunching the numbers

to figure how Muslim the country got. because as soon as Hulal became like ubiquitous, they're like, oh, we just hit 3%. I'll tell you this, though, the restaurant is a restaurant called Cider Press. It's like a little farm restaurant. We love it. Their gluten-free buns,

indistinguishable from a bun, they could just get rid of regular buns you just only do the gluten-free ones. Yeah, but the problem, like my fiancee is gluten-free, and then she gets like too suspicious if the gluten-free buns are really good. She's like, oh, no, this is gluten.

That's happened before. I went to a place to order pizza, gluten-free pizza, and I looked at it. I'm like, this is too good. I'm sorry. I'm not going to eat it. It's got to fall apart.

Yeah, it's got to be crumbly dry garbage. Otherwise, I don't believe you. And there's an Italian restaurant. It's in, it's east of Frederick. I forgot the name of the town. But amazing place. And they had gluten-free pizza, and it's like made with rice. So it's like fluffy and delicious.

And I said, it's too delicious. I'm concerned. It's not really gluten-free. Yeah, it's a huge problem. Cider Press is great, though. We accidentally bought vegan sausages. So if you guys want to have them, they're downstairs. No.

I'm good. Good on that. I'm shave off like a week of my life. It's made of, um, it's made of satan. Yeah. Oh. Pure wheat gluten.

Yeah. I've seen that stuff. Like how it's made tutorial. Don't watch it. Yeah, we had some leftover tar. Yeah. Stem cell. Do you want to, I've, I scrape some crud off the bottom of my shoe.

If you want to eat it, it's downstairs. Yeah. Great. Oh. Oh. We crushed up some watch batteries. We'll put that in there. It's like, uh, saline.

Well, to eat, we have the vegan sausages or some crud. Then I scraped off the bottom of my shoe. Oh, Yeah. I'll have the crud from the shoe. You know what the greatest fake out is, though, is when you go on airplanes. I'm in there. The biggest fake out is on airplanes, the vegetarian option always is like cracked.

It's always so much. No, you know what? Like mac and cheese. And the meat option's like, here's like chicken guts. And you're like, oh, okay. No, no, this is what I can't say about planes. They'll be like, if you request gluten-free, they give you the universalist anti-food. So it's vegan, gluten-free, no sugar.

Kosher, fake butter. Because they're like, it's easier to have. one meal for anyone who can't eat regular food. So like literally I just say like I'll have the gluten free I'll put on the thing like gluten free option and usually they'll be like would you like the chicken or the fish? And it's like there's no bread anyway. And so then they'll bring me this food and the butter is fake

and it's just everything is fake processed garbage food. And it's like it's retituey with margarine. And I'm just like I can have a steak. I'll do the libtard combo please. Fish on the plane is gray. Yeah, that's wild. Plain food is actually really good. It's on the plane.

United Airlines, I can tell you, their food is actually super good. I had the chicken on United recently, and I was like, all right. I'm, I'm, I'm grown. It's not like it's the best steak you're ever going to have, but I get really impressed when they're like, we have prime rib or we have chicken. I'm like, this is actually really good. I would always get the prime rib if it's a choice. Whenever it's like chicken or steak, always the steak. Well, I flew EasyJet and they're like, we have raccoon.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess I've no choice. Well, you were lucky they actually served just something, you know. And then you, and then you, they were like, we have, we got raccoon and we got Armadilla. And you're like, oh, the raccoon. And then he comes back and goes, I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of raccoon. That was my mistake. Yeah, that's like basically what it is.

The Biscophs are crazy. You read the ingredients on the back. It's because I ate like your legs start going numb. You're like, what's going on? Why? What's in him? Oh, it's like, it's like literally like, yeah, we just like took some birth control pills and crushed them up and put that in there. Really?

And you're like, mix them with brown sugar. Yeah. Yeah, like birth control and brown sugar. You guys hear all like birth controls and city water supply? Yeah.

That's still a thing. Yeah. Yeah. Is that why all the guys are lady boys? Well, it's like the more, the more medications people are taking, the more all of it ends up in the water supply

from estrogen and testosterone to SSRIs. You should get a good water filter for your house. I was going to say, what do you even do in that? Is that why my hair keeps falling out? My bread is holding. birth control. My Brita's holding.

That's hard water. Birth control is in public drinking water. Look at that. It is. I just got like a $400 water filter. What kind is that the move? Is it like for the whole house?

Well, we have birth control free pool water available for purchase. That's what I know what it's time to change my. I have like the life straw filter. Yeah, well, I use that in Africa. That's a lot. Yeah, they're great. But like the thing that we got is because, you know, you want to get rid of the plastics and stuff like that because I'm giving the kid, you know.

Yeah, I have like a water filter. for my shower and then I have a filter for drinking. Isn't birth control like horse hormones or something? It's like it's like a, what do you call it? Manufactured estrogen and stuff. Yeah, but I don't get it from like a horse brain? They're like, take the horse's brain and then scoop it out. That's with like a packet of side effects.

You know what's great. If that's true, if it is horse brains, then all the vegan girls should be getting off the birth control. Well, that's when I know it's time to change my birth filters. Once I start like paying attention to what Melania is wearing, I'm like, like, okay, the birth control pills. She got the monolos on again. No, no, no.

Earth control pills have lactose in them. What? Yeah. They're not vegan. Wow. But the other forms, like implants, patches and rings, they don't. It's an awkward true filter. So there's like a non-vegan birth control option.

Is it better than the life straw one? Well, the life straw is just a straw. No, it's a, it's a big pitchery thing. Oh, okay. All right. No, they, yeah, they manufacture the hormones in a lab. It's a reverse. Chemical synthesis in pharmaceutical factories.

I think that's how they invented Lyme's disease. I can't remember. I saw it on a documentary. Ian sent it to me. It was the best water purifier of 2025 for Esquire magazine. Oh, this is the one that sits on the counter. Yep. Oh, is that the one that we have?

I'm not sure that you have it. No, we are sponsored by, was it Cove Pure or whatever? They're the best one, whatever one is sponsored by. Yeah. They're better than all the rest. No matter what. I haven't been having gay thoughts for years because I've been drinking out of cocaine. Did you guys hear that there's like a study claiming that being gay is caused by parasites? Oh yeah, because I was curing them.

Yeah, I think Milo mentioned it. Did you see that? They were gay dude, no, no, for real. Yeah, it's real. They were gay dudes saying they took Ivermectin and were cured of being gay. Yeah. That's crazy. We gotta find a gay guy and try it.

Really? That's wild. We gotta like get one and use them as a study. You need to study a gay guy. What's the parasite? Intestinal parasitic infections. It's a thing. It's a thing.

I remember I saw it on 4chan, I think. CDC says amoebiasis. Oh, the CDC. CDC is like there's a gay parasite. Mind control parasite turns fear into sexual attraction. What's the woke mind virus? The woke mind virus is taking it. What's in the lettuce?

Oh. It's the woke mind virus in the lettuce, guys. So Talarico ate He was one of us Talarico Oh god I made I made my movie

About Abraham Lincoln Being a vampire Let's see it Let's play it for everybody This is our new short film Courtesy of Seedance Oh my god Look at this

The United States Has been taken over by Vampires We have no choice we must sacrist What? We must what not? I don't know

Sacrists I don't know We must sacrist We'll have to try again Sacriste This is what AI does Yeah Well

It was good up until that point Kind of got my ass I was really hoping for more I was hoping for more You know Abraham Lincoln As a vampire Jumped Yeah

Abraham Lincoln doesn't appear To have been in that What's he I don't think he was a vampire That was supposed to be him I guess He was just tall I think Ah, gont. Yeah.

Like blood. Sounds more like a werewolf, actually. What? Sounds more like a werewolf, like a tall, gont. He might have been Dutch. That'd be scary. He had quite the lamb chops. Yeah, he did.

You know? You know what strange? Wilkes Booth, his brother was like a superstar. Oh, really? Wasn't Wilkes Booth a superstar? He was in the play. He was famous because of his brother, but like he was also in the play. So it would be like Liam, Liam Hemsworth.

Yeah, yeah, it'd be like of Liam Hemsworth. Well, they had this whole massive plot. Lincoln liked them. Yeah, it was a huge plot to get to get rid of Lincoln. It was like there was a lady who owned a tavern. She got strung up in it. And who heard him actually yell six-temper tyrannist? Yeah.

So actually the boarding house that John Wilkes Booth plotted the. With the lady of the. Is now my favorite karaoke bar called Walk-and-roll. Oh, no. And it's just like a sticky Chinese. karaoke bar and you're like so much history. Yeah. It's awesome. That makes a black as well. I like that. There's a plaque

outside and it says the nest in which the egg was hatched. I had to reread it so many times. It's too romantic. And there's also the the missing Confederate gold. You guys know about this one? No. At how do you pronounce it? Apotomax? Epimatics. Epimatics.

When they were surrendering the gold was like down the street in a building and so they had this meeting and after the meeting the gold was gone. Yeah, all their money Gone stolen Gosh Never seen it

They could have won It was the alien You know it would be funny If like the Confederacy actually did rise again It's Alder Rosal We'd be like What are you doing?

D.C. would be part of Virginia So It would be Their new capital Is it Ayanna Pretzley? A good portion of D.C. A good portion of D.C.

Is people that live in Virginia, so. Yeah. So their new capital have to be like Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, and Maryland was a southern state as well, right?

They tried. They tried, but then Lincoln was like, uh-uh. You guys saw how Iona Presley from Massachusetts, she was saying that Trump and MAGA is the Confederacy. She's all fake. She is retarded. Let's, uh, no, no, thinking of,

speaking of Democrats, can we pull this up? Can we pull this stuff? We guys are mediated. Did you guys see what that Democrat did? that everyone's like mad about I guess I'm gonna make you watch it Yeah this was so cool This is another Lindsay Clancy reaction video

If she's going after her opponent Oh wait she's running Yeah she's running for an office I was worried she was gonna hurt herself With those scissors because she's going too fast Or she just just because she wants to This is who Mark Wayne Mullen is up against

How can he lose Wait what does he? But no but You mean Mark Wayne? H.S. Yeah, he's not even running. She's just making a point. They got a little confused.

Wait, here you go, here you go. Listen. She's talking, she's talking. He's talking. Do not a Christian nationalist. Witchcraft. What did she even do?

Oh, was that like an old video or something? That has to be. Yeah. He was a senator from Oklahoma. Right. Right. That seems like some witchcraft right there was retarded. That seems like some witchcraft right there.

So apparently she posted that a long time ago. She's like one of four. She's the only one. You must log into TikTok. Well, I don't want to look at it. Oklahoma's the funniest because it's like the Native Americans there about like 80% for Trump. And there's so many Native Americans there. It's a huge portion of land.

He must deport all. Yeah, this was posted one year ago. Yeah. So everyone's just like, well, the Democrats are crazy people and she just won. Right now, John, Assov has overtaken Ocasio-Cortez in the Kalshi prediction markets. I'm still not entirely. I think AOC is going to jump up a lot more.

I think she's going to play the game that she may be running so that she can build capital interest and then maybe run Senate. We'll see. Yeah, I mean, she could definitely go after Schumer's seat. What did you make of Asov and the Democrats now trying to distance themselves from Piker? I think they're using him as a skater. When he made those comments about killing Jews, I mean,

people were naturally like, whoa. Sure, but I mean, it's... You see what Jank Jueger tweeted? No, but I mean, he was already in favor of killing Jews. That wasn't like a new thing. Jank Yager tweeted something like, this country will be better off once it's free, and you know who I'm talking about. Yeah, they all think it. It's not like they don't think that, you know, it's out there in the world.

They want to eradicate Israel. They claim that Zionism is racist and they hate everyone who's a Zionist, and that's basically, you know, Jews who support Israel having a right to exist. So what is it that people thought that like the DSA and these far left Islam eccentric Democrats were looking for? We saw the college campuses. We saw them harassing Jewish students. We saw all of this. We saw them not letting Jewish students cross the campus in Columbia, Harvard, UCLA. I mean, this isn't new information.

We've had it for years now. But suddenly the Democrats are like, oh, this might hurt our chances all of a sudden, us hating Jews. so, you know, we better, like, distance ourselves from this guy. You know what it is. It's the Internet. When if you go out into the public and ask a bunch of random people, they're going to be like, what, no? When you go online, it's really easy for bots to just spam blasts.

It's not even necessarily a boss, but like Bangladeshis. And then what happens is someone like Jen Kuger sees 50 comments from a Bangladeshi saying to hate Israel, and he's like, okay. Yeah. But also, we saw on October 8th in New York City people celebrating the massacre in Israel. we saw it like they were out in the street. Darya Lisa Chevalier was out there and she just got elected, you know, she's about to get elected to Congress. So they were pulling down American flags from street lamps, street polls and whatever, and putting up Palestinian flags.

It's not a surprise. It's not, I mean, yes, maybe it's, maybe there's a lot of bots doing this and I fully believe that there are. But there's also this sentiment in the DSA. The Democrats are done trying to court the black vote. They don't need black Americans anymore. They're willing to completely throw them under the bus. And they're replacing them with this red-grain alliance and all of the stupid LGBTQ people who think that somehow life is better for gays in Gaza than it is for Israel, which makes absolutely no sense if you actually look at it. And so here we are.

We're the Democratic Party who has a constituency of people who hate Jews and self-hating Jews. And there we are. It's not just like the DSA, though. and like, like, yeah, that definitely exists. But there's also just a, like Israel is just not a popular, has just totally lost popularity in public favor in the U.S. And that's something that both Republicans and Democrats are grappling with. That's probably why someone like Piker was kind of kept within reach for Democrats for a while

was because he caters to a constituency that carries some weight. And you kind of see something, I don't want to say it's even remotely similar, but like, you know, you have people on the right, like Vance who are being strategic and saying and, you know, kind of outwardly making sure, kind of making, taking care of the optics and saying like, oh, well, you know, he had that famous press conference where he was talking about, oh, Israel should be grateful because we give them weapons and all this stuff. And he kind of did this whole thing where he was like putting Israel in its place or whatever. And like, that's not for no reason. They're kind of aware of this increasingly anti-Israel sentiment. And I think you can, I think having political perspectives on allies make sense. Yeah. Obviously, you should have that. But like, you kind of see that. You can see what's going on. But I do think that the increased anti-Semitism has been a problem. And it's gross. It's just gross.

Like, why would you? It's completely illogical to have this perspective. And then Abdul also adds, like, what about your circumcision? And it's like, okay, what are we even talking about it? What's even going on? This campaign just, it's over now. Yeah, the whole thing was. I mean, I don't think he's probably going to, I mean, I think he's still has a good chance.

Oh, yeah. No, he's kind of crushing. But I mean, although how can you even believe the polls after that whole thing? polling company was just like, oh, these were fake polls. We were messing around. Bye. Well, and the same thing happened with, I forget which primary, but there were major polling discrepancies with DSA candidates. It was, I think, for, oh, it was the Francesca Hong chick who ended up just, like, losing.

Who would have thought if you don't like Thanksgiving, you're not going to win anything in America? This is still America, after all, for now. Yes. Well, yeah, for now. For now. What's the statement? I look off into the distance. The DSA is, you know, ascendant.

And that's why all of these perspectives have started to seep into the larger Democrat party. The far left is the future of the Democrat party. Like the average normie Democrat, they're gone because the left has been dragging the Democrat party further or less for the left for the past, you know, 30, 40 years or whatever. There used to be. Well, there used to be. Yeah, it was. Yeah, like it's what had gone away. There used to be Democrats that were like pro second amendment.

And now there are zero. There used to be Democrats who opposed abortion. Yeah, they were against abortion. There used to be Democrats that were openly pro markets and pro-capitalists. Now they're gone. Like the left, the far left, the communists essentially, are pulling all the Democrats to the left. And they have no, I've said this a bunch of times on the show. they have no ability to defend themselves against the attacks from the far left.

The right has insulated themselves because it's got to the point where the rights are like, the rights like, yeah, you called George Bush a Nazi and you called Mitt Romney a Nazi. And then we gave you Donald Trump because you called the nicest, most milk toast Republican that we could come up with. Mitt Romney, you called him a Nazi, called him all the name. So we were like, screw you then. We're going to go ahead and just send a guy in to break everything, the bull in the china shop. And the right is still just like, we don't care what you call us, whereas the Democrats haven't built that resistance yet. And I don't think they will because I think the DSA is going to win.

You kind of see like the Democratic leadership grappling with the DSA stuff too. Like whenever there's a DSA candidate that is on it, it's way like on their way to win or they eventually do win. The only statement you hear out of leadership after like months of silence because they don't want to touch, you know, whatever primary is we look forward to working with so. And so, and it's like they're very intentionally kind of, you can see that they're tiptoeing around it. It's like they're walking on eggshells. They don't know how to deal with this DSA thing. Someone compared DSA to MAGA in the sense that there was like this anti-establishment, you know, sentiment growing within the respective parties. And the establishment didn't know what to do with it until it eventually took over.

And if it's going to be anything like MAGA, the NSA is going to be. Chuck Schumer is on record saying we're a big tent party that we, you know, we have to listen to these people. We welcome them into the Democrat Party. even though they're going to make it not a big tent party, right? You liberalism cannot deal with authoritarian. And that's what the DSA is. They will excommunicate anyone that doesn't fall completely nine. John Federman votes in line with the Democrats 95% of the time,

but he is persona non grata in the Democrat Party now. He's likely going to go ahead and become a Republican or at least become an independent. Because they can't deal with the fact that he's so pro-Israel. Try explaining any stance on policy positions to the left. It doesn't matter what you actually want policy-wise. Are you marching in lockstep with the greater agenda, which is just the destruction of the United States and the Constitution? Yeah. They've kind of done something smart, though, which is like, again, echoing the whole AOC woke one is crazy thing,

which is they're not really touching the social issues as much. And it's clear why, because when Jesse Waters presses Abdul Al-Sayette about it, he has like probably the worst campaign gaffe he's had. so far where he's talking about, you know, Jesse Waters' private business on national TV. That, like, did not serve him at all. And it's because they don't win on these issues, and they know that. So I think it's smart to pivot to affordability, obviously, in practice. But the Republicans don't have anything. What are the Republicans offering right now? Exactly. That's a big problem. I've not seen a single Republican be like, here's what I'm going to do for you if you vote for me.

Well, they have the opportunity to do X, Y, and Z. They're in the super majority. And voters are looking at the state of the country, and they're like, eh. Actually, I take it back. Riley Moore, he's been going on about the problems of H-1Bs, and he is tackling H-1B abuse. I think that's one place where the Republicans are doing a good job. I think the Republicans are doing a good job with illegal immigration and with just legal immigration. I think we've got Marker Rubio just put a stop to a pause on all visa appointments globally after a judge said you can't ban visas from specific countries.

Rubio was like, okay, I'll just ban all visas across the board. We'll do that. You know, the revocation of visas from tourists and people who are on business visas that overstayed their welcome and then applied for asylum, which is outside of the rules of how you do that. And you had Democrats saying, well, it doesn't matter because it's already illegal. They already overstayed their visa. So that's already illegal.

But it's like, no, it does make a difference to revoke these visas because now DHS can go after them and be like, hey, get the hell out. No, I think that's great. And I think that's the best thing that the GOP has done. and a lot of it is directly from the White House. I think Rubio's done a really good job, you know, in his, how many hats is he wearing, 25? 75. Yes, and I think he's done a great job with that.

I just saw a picture of him as Optimus Prime because the guy that did Optimus Prime's voice died, so now he's Optimus Prime. But I think that's, I think you're right, Tim. I think that's what the Republicans have been doing, and we haven't seen much else. No, the visa thing is great, but realistically, like, how many, you know, quote unquote, normal Americans or Americans who kind of lose. follow the news who you know it's a lot of them how many of them know that or care about that when they see that gas is still expensive and there's also have you seen i keep seeing these things

on instagram maybe it's just my dumb feed but it's like people uh going out onto beaches and various places where there's people under 25 asking them questions about what are the three branches of government who's the vice president what are the first 10 amendments of the constitution called and things like this and people are like i don't know i didn't pay attention it's yeah and That's why not everyone should be allowed to vote. But how do you miss all of these things? I disagree too. But how do you not know these things?

Because of no child left behind and they remove civics from school. That's all so bad. I guess, yeah, but like the point I'm trying to make is that for people like that. Like for people like that, you know, they might not know what the bill of rights is, but they know how much gas costs when they go fill up their car and they know how much milk costs when they go up to the grocery store. Do you think they vote? Are these people voting? Well, that's actually a good question.

Because I don't think they know what voting means. I don't think that they know even when the day is. I hope. I mean, they clearly don't know. They can't be voting for president if they don't even know who the vice president. Yeah, they can. How? It doesn't matter that they know what their policies are.

No, that it exists as a position. Oh, all right. Okay. Okay. So, I mean, well, look, just mail them ballots. have someone in the house fill it out for them and then mail it back. It's one of the concerns I've been hearing whenever I talk to operatives about the midterms is just, it's not just the fact that Republicans are having a hard time pitching to people what they have to offer.

They're also worried about turnout. There's a lot of people that voted for Trump in 2024 who just don't feel animated by the political scene right now. And they're probably not going to turn out in a lot of places. And that would be enough sometimes to swing, you know, know right local or stay election right yeah it's gonna be a it's gonna be a mess in the midterms i think and then it's gonna be a mess moving forward because they're gonna be putting all kinds of issues they're gonna be you know impeachment and all kinds of the same bullshit but the the good news is most of trumps actually all of trump's you know positives the successes have all been

administrative through the bureaucracy that's how the democrats have done it and the republicans finally learned okay well i guess if this is the way the Democrats are going to do it. That's what we're going to do. So it'll be, you know, Congress doing the same kind of song and dance they've been doing. And hopefully the administration, the executive branch continues doing what the executive branch has been doing. And they can increase the number of deportations and continue to do things like I just saw a newsweek's got a cover that says Trump was right about Venezuela because Venezuela is going to start pumping at more oil to the U.S. or whatever. So, yeah, I'm going to move to Japan.

When the Democrats win because the people in this country who were terrified of woke and cancel culture stopped paying attention and stopped fighting and are letting it all come back. And then they start rounding up and arresting and gulagging people. I'll just, you know, I'll try to move to Japan, you know. But they may throw me in the gulag before I get a chance. And is nice. Super nice. They'll be waiting for you.

Oh, Gordon. Well, they got this big abandoned cities now, the Akias, because there's no population. So, no, I'm going to walk. I'm going to, the border to Canada was a chain link fan. It's a little chain between two little posts. You step over it. Yeah. And then I'll just, you know.

Canada, Japan. Walk there. Yeah. Across the Bering Strait. It freezes over in the winter. Yeah. Yeah. Does it actually freeze over in the one?

I don't think it does. Not anymore. Not for like a while. I saw this old commercial one time where a guy had shoes that were little boats. Oh. They were like little kayaks and he was standing in them and they were connected. They had like, they were tied together. Like a catamaran?

So you could go like this. Oh, that's cool. You could walk on. the water. I like that. I'll do that for 50 miles. And yeah, the PewDiePie method's still not patched. You can still do that. You can still just disappear there. Because like no one there knows who, like if you went there, no one to know you are. Look at this. You can buy houses for so cheap in Japan.

Yeah. And if you have any influence in America, ever since we were kid. Keep talking. Ignore me. I'm just, I pulled the video up. If you have what? What? Keep talking. No, I'm just like influential people in America that are tired of the spotlight. Just move to Japan. They don't really care unless you're like a superstar. It didn't work out for. It's like, Pewty Pie moved there and he's like, no one knows who I am. It's great. It didn't work out from.

Marty Friedman. Yeah. He's a guitar player that was in Megadeth. What happened? Well, yeah. I think if you're a musician, you're probably cooked. But apart from that, unless you're, like, again, like a global superstar. Probably you have to learn Japan, Japanese, right?

Learn Japanese. I mean, that's the right thing to do. It is the right thing to do. Where bathroom is, say sushi, you're good. I don't know. I mean, I tried to learn Japanese for a while, and it was so hard. I did give up. And then I tried to learn Norwegian, and it was just as hard.

So I'm back to just English. When I went to Japan, all the shopkeepers now are Indians. And they spoke English. They're like, oh. I've never been to Japan. It's actually the one place. There's two places left in the world that I want to visit that I haven't visited. And it's not like I've traveled widely, but like I definitely want to go to Norway and I want to go to Japan.

The West's last stand is Japan. Mostly because my favorite, my favorite authors. It's pretty safe too, right? Like if you commit a crime, they'll just find you and scalp you and it'll never happen again. Johnny Somali, they just sent like some goons after him. In Korea? Well, yeah, in Korea too. I thought that, I thought Somali was, he was in Korea.

It was both. He went to Korea. and I think he went to Japan as well. But the criminal charges were Korea, weren't they? There was another guy, I think his name was like Asian Andy or something, and he was like playing stuff on a loudspeaker in Japan, and people were just giving him like the World War II stare. We got to talk about what happened with Ian.

We're going to pull the story up from the South China Morning Post. US lawmakers condemn right-wing podcasts calls for Chinese-American internment. Ian. Members of Asian-American Congressional Caucus warn the dangerous and unacceptable rhetoric fuels discrimination and violence. You know my favorite thing about this is, is that it mentions my post or whatever. Podcast host Poole posted a screenshot of media reports

covering the controversy and social media on August 18th, reposting it. Crossland acknowledged the discussion, quote, it is true, the concept was discussed. I cannot undo that now. I mean, look,

and in this very same show, I said, look, and I've said this on the show multiple times, any Chinese nationals that are in the United States that have family in China should there be some kind of of actual conflict

do not put it past China to throw their family into a hole and tell the people that are in America you must do this or else your family's never getting out of the hole I'm not racist it's about the CCP I'm going to tell you what this is from Ted Liu and Grace I think Grace Meng it's racism

yeah they are full Asians, and this is actually true. Joking aside, I'm half joking, but this is true. Full Asians are very racist against mixed-race Asians. You know, it's pretty different in the United States, right? So this is not really a phenomenon in the U.S. But over there in East Asia, it's very prevalent. In fact, they're all extremely racist against each other. The Koreans think that the most, like Koreans are racially supremacist, the Japanese are racially supremacist. There's like funny stories you'll get. There's this one, there are a bunch of channels that talk about being mixed race Asian living in Japan.

So if you're like a Japanese person born in Japan but to like a white parent, they just try to speak English to you, even if you just speak Japanese. So what this is, and I'm going to say this, these Democrats would have never made a statement if I was a full Asian person. But because the show is hosted by a mixed race Asian person, they're coming after me. Like Francesca Hong against her son. That's right. Proximity to whiteness. Proximity to whiteness.

That's right. It's because you're only using one chopstick because it's only half. I just take one chopstick and I just stick it, you know, caveman style. And then half a four. Actually, I've got to be honest, I've always been able to use chopsticks and I can use both my hands at the same time. Oh, like in Kung Fu Panda? Oh, yeah.

He's right. That's right. I am a race realist. Asians just know how to use chopsticks. As evidenced by me, always being able to just double chopstick from both left in my right hand. Are you ambidextrous about other things?

Well, yeah, but you know. Oh, well, see, there you go. With your vegan patties, you're like... Vegan food is like the most disgusting thing. So what Ian said was, quote, if there was a war between the Chinese and the Americans and the Chinese landed in like Asia and started coming through Canada,

what do you think we should intern all the Chinese Americans we can find because it kind of seems like we should. Inodeon, I'm endorsed. You wanted to say base, but you stopped yourself. I'll just say endorsed. So my argument, of course, like, you can't because like back when they interned the Japanese was a problem,

but there was very few. But you knew who was Japanese for the most part. Now what are they going to walk up to a Vietnamese guy? And they're going to be like, which kind of Asian are you? And he's going to be like, I'm born in America. Like, yeah, but which can't age? Vietnamese? Me's, all right, same thing.

Get him out. It's not going to work. You can't do this. So it's like, it's a dumb thing for Ian to bring up, to be honest. But I take that back. My first response was that Ian is not in the world of politics. He doesn't understand the nuances of the race stuff or whatever. He's an American.

He read history. He knows about internment. He says they're talking about war. China's talking about going to war with the United States. Xi Jinping said it. So like, should we do what we did back then? He just needs someone to be like, no, Ian. And here's why.

So this fake condemnation, they called it in their statement a MAGA podcast or a pro-Trump podcast or whatever. It's deeply racist and offensive. Yeah. And I want an apology. I think you're owed an apology, especially from Ted Liu. Yeah, you're owed a handwritten apology. And also, we can't, like, if we... Not from a staffer either.

Not just a statement. Yeah, and if we interned all of them, like, all of our clothes would stink because, like, the laundromats would all shut down. Oh, my goodness. We should... The good news is, though, that Pandexpress has run by Mexicans. Pan Express is fine. Yeah. We're chilling.

Well, because all the conservatives are going to manage them. So, you know, Panthers will be good. My grandpa, my grandpa, I would describe to an extent. Like, I don't want to call my grandpa racist, rest in peace, you know. But like, because. None of what I'm going to call her grandpa's racist. No, no, but what I mean is he wasn't the kind of racist where he complained about black people. He complained about white people.

So I'm like, you know, he would always complain that when he would, he said when he would go to like a black neighborhood. go to McDonald's, they were working really, really hard and getting the job done and treating you really nice. And then when you would go to white neighborhoods, it was a bunch of suburban, rich kids who didn't want to have a job of their parents made them get a job. So they were always just bored and angry with you. And he was always just, I can't stand it. You know, you go to these suburbs and the white kids don't even want to be there. But you go to the black neighborhood, and they know what the value of a job is and they treat you good. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm supposed to be mad about that kind of racism, you know what I mean? Like, because it's not,

it's not like all white or black people, you know what I mean? But it's delivered in that gruff accent, you're kind of like, yeah. He once bit into a moldy sandwich in front of me, too, because he was a real man. Patriot. Yeah, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and I saw the bread had mold on it. I was like, ah, and he goes, what's wrong? And I was like, there's mold in the bread, and he grabs it. He goes, just ripped in his mouth.

And he's like, you know what we ate during the Depression? Let's go. Real. And then. I walked 10 miles to school every day. You still didn't have sandwich because he ate it on you. Well, he ate like half it and put on the plate. I'm like, I'm not going to eat it.

And then we got in the car, and he was really old. I think he was in his 70s, and then he was driving, and then he head straight for the curb. And then I yelled, and they just like, whew! And then I was like, holy crap! Dude, old people would be doing that. When I went to Trader Joe's, we had this old guy drive into our store twice. Wait, drive through the window?

Same guy? So he goes in, and he's like, oh, that was my bad. And then the DMV was like, you can, dude, drove through the glass. And the DMV is like, it's probably fine. He probably won't do it again. He literally did it again. I'm like, you can't find anyone to drive you, dude? I'll drive you.

I have a worse story for you. You want to hear a substantially worse story? He probably can't find parking. You want to hear a substantially worse story about an old guy hitting something twice? Yeah. There was a... In my neighborhood growing up,

there was like a 14-year-old girl. She was like a little bit younger than me and my friends. And she was crossing... I think this is Narragansett on the south side. And an old man, like an oldsmobile, ran the stop sign and hit her and ran her over and then slammed the brakes on and then put it in reverse and backed up over

and apparently it was the backing of yeah it crushed her crushed her head like a watermelon oh my god so apparently when he first hit her he ran over her and she was just crippled injured but he was like I must have hit something I better back up

and then he put it in reverse and went back and flamed her head that's the worst that one definitely is so much worse yep That's worse than the curve. And that's why they say when you hit something, just stop. And then you need to figure out what to do next because sometimes going forward isn't the thing.

But he was just like, I hit something. I'm going to reverse just in case. That's dumb. And, well, he would have been silent generation. Yeah. Actually, he might have been even older. He might have been greatest, actually. Silent generation.

Because this was 24 years ago. Greatest was after silent. Greatest was the World War II generation. Silent was like before. Oh, okay. He would have been silent. Like Biden was our only silent generation president. Wait.

Yeah. Biden? No, no, no, no, no. But he was silent? He was silent generation. No, no, it's greatest silent boomer. Yeah. No, because I thought silent was like the World War I.

I thought that too. Yeah. They're so silent. That's why we don't know. Because the silent generation birthed the greatest generation, who then birthed the boomers. Right. And the boomers actually had the millennials and the Gen Z.

I mean, the boomers had the millennials and Gen X. Greatest was 1910. Silent was 1925. Boomers were 1946. Yeah, he would have been greatest generation. So 1910, so those were the World War II guys? I thought greatest generation was the World War II guys. Yes.

So the greatest generation were born in 1910 and 1924, which means they were young men when they fought in World War II. Oh, interesting. Yeah. The interbellum generation. I had it mixed up. Yeah, me too. Yeah. The lost generation, the generation of 1914.

Ooh. Yep. 1890, they were fighting in World War I. 1890. My speech professor was greatest generation. 1915. And so people are born in like 19, or five or whatever. The generation has much better names back then.

The greatest generation. Now we're just, well, but they weren't named the greatest generation until what was it like that book? Who names them of that? Yeah. Wasn't it like Dan Rather, one of those hair helmet guys? named the greatest generation. He wrote his book, right? Didn't he name it? I could have this wrong as well.

I wish Gen Z had, I was Gen Z had a different name. And I was like, oh, Gen Z. Oh, it does. IGen. It says IGen. Igen is Gen Z. We're a Jen ampersand. I ran our letters. I like how they went from Gen Alpha to Gen Bravo because nobody wants to be called Gen Beta. Yeah. Right.

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Uncontested, CHNP says, listen to your video earlier about no fault divorce got me thinking, there must be a good joke with an Asian accent and no fart divorce. Maybe something for a South Park. Indeed. I think because I was doing an Asian accent, but then I also accidentally said no fart divorce. No fart. Yeah. No fart divorce.

But yeah, Texas is working on getting rid of no fault divorce, which is based. Absolutely based. It is absurd to me that we have a mechanism where it's like, we are going to sign a contract and make a vow. But you can break whenever you want. It's almost meaningless. And also, the girl can take all your stuff. That's what's BS. It's like, hey, we're entering into a contract for life,

so we're gonna share everything. Also, you can leave in a year and get half the stuff. Yeah, how we've gone to the point where, like, signing a pre-up is low-key based. I don't want to accept that, but I mean, just the way that it's all set up, it kind of makes sense. She, like, takes my Clash of Clans account, and I, like, turn into the Joker.

You still have a Clash of Clans account? Yeah. Are you literally still playing it? Yeah. I, I would like, yeah, gamers' moment. And also like, yeah, I would like literally, like, it would be crazy what I would turn into. Yeah, where my craft. What does she take to your Minecraft?

That whole world you built. You don't know, but tape built a whole world. Dude, like Steve and Steve and Alex come in, the world goes out, dude. Have you seen that girl who built like Versailles to scale on Minecraft during her summer break? She's a witch. She's like, I have to go to college in two weeks, but I built all of Versailles. It's awesome. I'm like, I couldn't imagine doing.

something unmonetizable with that much effort. Oh, it's monetizable, dude, the pleasure when, like, the boys react to your build. It hits. It's better than money. Yeah, because one of my boys, he built, like, the statue of liberty, and it was, like, sick. Did he do copper so it oxidizes? Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. It actually happens in the game.

Yeah, yeah, the copper. It's new. That's so great. I didn't know that. Oh, the copper update? Yeah. A copper update. Old news.

I know. Now there's, there's, like, there's, like, junkies in there, like, ripping the copper out. Yeah, they're stealing. I feel like Gen Z needs to be, um, warring. from society because of their Minecraft brain rot? Well, we can't build because of all these restrictions, these like zoning laws, so we have to like go into the craft instead.

Yeah. Well, and also, no, there's like, there's a lot of people complaining about all the new updates because they're so, they're like, they're feminizing Minecraft because all the updates are like aesthetic,

new little blocks and stuff like that. I kind of wish they, they would. Yeah, we've been like taking out the pants. You like just forward. Is it possible? Just play like OG Minecraft with another BS? You can, but to do a realm.

You got to be on the latest edition. So yeah, that's how you like play with your boys. I got an idea. I'm gonna make a game that's 3D and like, it's just voxels where you mine to collect minerals that you can use to upgrade your gear and build stuff with. Do that. And that's all it is. There's literally nothing else. Because they're just adding a much of woke nonsense in the game and there's ruin it.

The only bad guys will be like snakes and rats and bats and maybe cats. They put like rabbits in there. I'm like stupid. I like the axlottles. They can stay. Yeah, they're kind of cool. Yeah, I kind of like them. Yeah.

And the villagers are all and drosgents. and they breed with each other. You don't know which one's which. Oh, and the cows, too. The villagers, it's like, they're non-binary. Show me the cows, and they all look the same, and it's just like... Oh, do you bring the weed out? Dude, it turns in a bourbon street.

It gets creed. Wait, is there weed in the game? The wheat. That's how you breed the cows, yeah. Oh. But they have the horns and udders. I'm like, what? San Francisco.

I'm pretty sure there are some cows that have horns. Well, yeah, but the guys have the horns, right? And the girls are the bulls. No, yeah, they're the bulls. And the craft, it's both. Both females and males. Yeah, that's normal. There's also Rams.

The Olympic community is like, hmm. Let's test their levels. All right, let's see what we got going on here. We got some chats to read. Jesse says, Libby said the medical schools can't train doctors fast enough, but I have good news. With the population crash, that will balance out quicker than we expect. That's a good point.

Yeah, unless Democrats get into office and we end up with a massive population border boom. Real SVT says giving excuses for these demons repeal the 19th. Doesn't go far enough. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that because my concern is not women.

I understand there's a lot of women that are voting poorly, and that's why people say this. But you could eliminate the principal issue if you just had service guarantee citizenship. Then the women who serve it's like, I don't care if they vote. Or like if they have votes maybe a portion based on

like families. You got to have three kids. If you don't have three kids, you have to be married with three kids. Eat skin in the game, bro. Yeah. If you're married and you have at least three kids, you're allowed to vote. Otherwise you're not. There's certainly precedent for voting and citizenship to come with service.

You should have to pay 60% tax if you're childless and unmarried. That's why Nixon lowered the voting age to 18 because if you can go to war, you can vote. That was like the slogan will definitely rhymed and forgetting what it was. That was kind of the reasoning. Yeah. It's like, if you have skin in the game, you should be able to vote. zombie dude says I'm a week late but as tradition last Thursday we welcomed my first shout to the world Eleanor the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world now it is your turn

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