Timcast IRL - Trump Threatens WAR WITH IRAN Over Unrest, US Warns Americans In Iran GET OUT NOW w/ DC_Draino

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

Tim, Phil & Tate are joined by DC_Draino to discuss Trump's threatening war with Iran over ongoing unrest, Minnesota protestors increasingly finding out, and people discovering the matrix in lasers after smoking DMT.   Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) Tate @realTateBrown (everywhere) Producer: Serge @SearchDupre (X) Guest: DC_Draino (X)

The unrest in Iran is getting really crazy. And it feels kind of like public sentiment is being mustered up for us to invade. And so we're seeing a massive media campaign. And maybe it's organic. I mean, what's going on in Iran is really crazy. Protesters last week claiming to have taken control of two cities. I mean, maybe not. Maybe exaggerated.

We've also got reports that the Iranian government has used live ammo on their protesters. the Ayatollah may flee or be removed from power, but we don't actually know exactly what's happening because, to be honest, it's the other side of the planet. That being said, with a violent crackdown, Donald Trump has warned, if they start shooting protesters, the U.S. will start shooting too,

which sounds, I mean, to any reasonable person. Trump's saying, we're going to war with you if you start killing your people. Now, here's where it gets real interesting today. The U.S. embassy, the virtual embassy, warned U.S. citizens in Iraq, on to GTFO. Sounds like menus back on the war, maybe.

So I hope you're all ready for whatever this turns into. Now, following what happened in Venezuela, there's interesting reports about U.S. special weapons. Maybe it's just a sci-op. But apparently one of these collectivos in Venezuela said that the U.S. shut down all their technology. Computers went down. Radar went down.

Communications went down. Blackhawks came in. Dudes came out of helicopters. A massive pulse. A sound weapon. They felt intense pressure in their heads. Their nose and ears were bleeding as they clutched their skulls. I'm not exaggerating.

That's the story that's circulating from an interview with one of these collectivos. So what is the U.S. preparing to do? Now, they went after Venezuela largely for the oil, whatever anyone's saying. It's largely for the oil because they were giving it to Iran, China, Russia, etc. It seems like war is actually, well, we're actually preparing for war. But we'll see. We'll see. So we'll talk about that and a bunch of other stuff.

And then we got an interesting report from the New York Post. This is where things get really interesting in the Minnesota story and our own civil unrest. Renee Good, who had reportedly been trained by Ice Watch, it's now being uncovered, that Ice Watch actually trains individuals to assault federal officers to physically attack them. They have names for the techniques and the moves that they use against them. Images have been released showing it would appear that this woman, Renee Good, was actually trained to physically attack officers. And I mean, the New York Post is reporting this. They've got pictures that are going viral.

It sounds like whatever you might think about what this woman wanted to do, she was certainly prepared to attack federal agents. And with the riots ongoing as of today, I guess that says a lot for those of us that are concerned about what this country is going to look like, considering the left, doesn't seem to care at all. I'd argue that this isn't an issue of fact anymore. as it comes to these situations with a police, a law enforcement shooting, I'd argue that the real motivation behind the left is you killed one of us. They don't care if it was law enforcement. They don't care if it's a right winger. And they don't care if it's just or not.

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Joining us tonight, talk about this and everything else. We got D.C. Drano. Thanks for having me, brother. Good to be back. It's been a while. Indeed, who are you? What do you do? I'm a dude that talks smack about the government on the internet.

It's always allowed. Former lawyer and mostly on Instagram, Twitter. Right on. We got Tate Brown holding it down. What is going on? Patriots, Tate Brown, you're holding it down. I'm happy to be here. I think I could be a future lawyer.

I like arguing, but I've been. told that there's more to law than that. I actually don't like arguing, so it takes all kinds. Yeah. The arguers generally do a little better. I like complaining. Does that count? I complain a lot. You'd be a lobbyist.

Mama didn't raise a quitter, but she did raise a complainer. Let's go. Phil's the mouse. Hello, everybody. My name is Phil Labonte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band All It Remains. I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary. Let's get into it. Here's the news from NBC, violent crackdown in Iran. As Trump warns regime will start shooting if more protesters are.

killed, the protests which started out with economic grievances have now morphed into one of the biggest challenges the Islamic Republic has faced in its 47-year history. They say the fresh, the fresh protests came as President Trump again warned the regime that he would intervene if demonstrators were killed. Quote, I tell the Iranian leaders, you better not start shooting because we'll start shooting too. Iran's prosecutor General Muhammad Mavahadiy Azad said Saturday that protesters would be considered an enemy of God. A death-pestead. charge in Iran, in remarks reported by Iran semi-official Tazinim News Agency. The news agency also reported that 100 people had been arrested in Tehran province for disrupting

public order and leading riots. Now, we've got this from the Atlantic. Is the Iranian regime about to collapse? And there had been reports in the past week that the Ayatollum actually flee to either a secure bunker or even the country over the mass unrest. And then we have this. from today, new travel warning issued for U.S. citizens in Iran leave now. I don't know if that means we're gearing up for war with Iran, but I can certainly tell you there are powerful people in the United States that have wanted to go to war with Iran for just so long. And now they're oh so close. Well, I will say a few things before we get into this. The first is just because you see a protest on TV doesn't mean it actually is significant.

So we've got riots happening right now in Minnesota. And it is significant. to a certain degree. My point is, if you were to look at those riots in Minnesota and assume the entire country was on the verge of collapse because of that riot, I'd say you're being silly. That being said, I think we can all recognize the political underpinnings of the riots in Minnesota do suggest there's a greater conflict happening in this country. And that's what I would say equally about Iran. I doubt these protests are literally millions of people rising up in revolution, but the protests do signify unrest. I think it's fair to say that people of Iran largely do not like their government, at least that's the perception from the outside.

Does that mean we should go in and invade and take over or start shooting? I don't see a good argument, to be completely honest. I mean, Trump's saying, if you shoot, we'll shoot. I'm like, why? There are a bunch of other countries we can do that in. I guess to be fair, Trump wanted to do that in Nigeria, so maybe we're about to go to war with Iran. Yeah, well, the interesting, interesting thing about this batch of protests is like I've made the point on the show like last week that Iran has protests fairly regularly

they have these large mass protests again like clockwork pretty much every three to six months but the thing and when this initially broke out again I was just like okay here's another round of protest you're going to see people coming out saying well there's blood in the water this time's different and then

three weeks later we won't hear about it again the interesting thing about this batch of of protests is one it was spurred by economic problems. Like the Iranian currency is trading like 1.4 million to the U.S. dollar. Like their currency is completely caved in. So when you have these protests in Iran, typically it's like the urban elite that are participating in the protest. Typically it's like in Tehran. Tehran is a fairly secular city relative to the region largely. But the interesting thing with this batch of protests is they're widespread from a variety of different ethnic groups.

Like they have protests in like oil rigs, these sorts of things, which is interesting. And then even in regime heavy towns and cities, places that are typically pretty supportive of the regime, you're even seeing pretty large protests there. Obviously, we saw the video of them burning a mosque because you have this strange thing happening in Iran right now where younger people are sort of reinvigorated. They're developing an interest in like Zoroastrianism. So you're seeing, yeah, yeah. It's an increasingly large proportion of the zoomers in Iran. And so you're seeing this real break from, again, tradition in Iran. They are secularizing. liberalizing, whatever you want to call it. But the question is this now for us, is it time for us

to put our thumb on the scale? Or we just kind of let this operate and see how far it goes. Yeah, I mean, look, the vice grad 24, which is a fairly reliable, not that I know a ton about them, they tend to be fairly reliable. They've been reporting for the past couple days that the numbers have killed could be in the thousands now. I know that someone else was saying there's something like 538 confirmed. If the United States actually is going to do something because the Iranians are being killed by their government. I do think that it's likely to happen soon. You've heard stories of KC-130s moving into the region.

You hear stories of B-2s that are, I forget the island that they're stationed on, but they're in the region as well. I don't imagine there will be actual troops on the ground, even though there's talk of some of the Delta guys moving into that way. Did we already have troops on the ground? We did that operation. They bombed their nuclear bunkers. I don't think that they had,

not that I'm aware of at least. I think they were launched from like Leavenworth. Like it was really, it was in the middle of the country, United States. And when all the way over bombed them came back home. You're not to B-2s. Oh, right.

Yeah, B-2s. I think they actually fly out of like, like, Wyoming or something like that. But anyways, the point being, like, until you see a carrier strike group in the area, I don't imagine that there's going to be significant ground troops. You just don't have the logistical support.

You can tell they're making up, the United States is certainly making a play here because the UK has been trying to give away the Chegos Islands. So you're referring to Diego Garcia. It's this massive base that we share with the British. It's off the coast of, or it's in the middle of the Indian Ocean. And the British have been trying to give it away for like quite literally no reason, like quite literally social justice reasons. They even admit that.

Like it's legitimately for no reason. They're giving this island to Mauritius. And the Americans have now stepped in. Like the Trump administration earlier said like, oh, this is kind of unacceptable. But now we realize like, hey, you're trying to give away Diego Garcia. is one of the most valuable military bases in the world. Like, what are you doing? We're going to step in and blow that deal up for them to basically give away their territory.

Because we're like, hey, you know, we need to be putting pressure on the Iranian regime. We're not going to let you just give away, like, one of most strategically important bases in the world. Yeah. I mean, I really hope we do not put troops in Iran. I think this regime is on its, you know, kind of death rattle breaths here. This seems like the most intense riots that they've had in their 47 years. but I think this is something for the Iranian people to handle themselves. It kind of looks like they got it.

Obviously, they are being killed. It looks like at least 500, potentially up to thousands. That's horrible. But I don't think that's a reason to justify our troops going in. If anything, I'd be open to supplying them with arms through some type of neighboring country. But why? What do they believe in and what do they want to do? Like, why should we back anyone in this fight?

It's a tyrannical state sponsor of terrorism in multiple regions across the world, which we've been kind of suffocating them. My question, though, is if we were to give these people weapons, like, let's say it gets to that point. Are we not, like, is it possible just create another big problem in the Middle East? Potentially, but if it results in the overthrow of this tyrannical regime, I mean, for just sending some weapons. But again, I'm not saying we get involved at all. I want as minimal involvement as possible. I'd say let the Iranian people kind of figure this out on their own. Agreed like any other country.

There's going to be a body count. There was in all great revolutions. This is going to be really enticing for the United States to want to get involved in, because obviously the Shah, that's like what the protesters are citing. They're putting up the flag with the lion. Like clearly they want to restore Iran to a pre-revolution state of being. And the Shah, you know, Reza Pahlavi is Western aligned. He's, by many accounts like Westerner himself.

So you would obviously install a very pre-revolition. pro-Western government. And Iran is really the last sort of bastion against this Abraham Accords coalition that's been built in the Middle East. And if Iran goes down, all of their proxies go down by extensions. You're talking about Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis. So again, the stakes here are actually very, very high. You really are talking about for the United States. This is the most enticing possibility for, again, peace in the Middle East. Probably won't happen. Oh, I'm getting a call, hold on a second. Hello? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm pro-war. with Iran.

You know, I got a call just now. Turns out I actually was wrong about everything. Iran's got to go and send to the troops. Yeah. Whatever we got to do to get them out of there. Someone Venmoed me $7 grand? What is this? What's going on?

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You can get the Rumble wallet in the app store. It's available. now. I've been reliably told that I'll get a $7,000 super chid if I praise Israel. You know, I look at these protests and it's funny because we've got these mass riots happening in the U.S. right now. And the first

thing I think is I don't want to fall for this game of I see a picture of a protest and I'm like, oh, the poor Iranians, you know, like, oh, we have to, we have to help them. No, I don't, I don't get. Like, look, you show me a protest of something happening in Uzbekistan or Ukraine and I'm just like, I don't I'm not there. I don't care.

Like people have to solve these things on their their own problems. I look at what's going on here. I look what's going on there. The question is not about protest because what we end up wrapped up in, especially with these riots in the United States and the culture war, is a question over, should someone be allowed to engage in civil unrest with a, with a great example of the bifurcation being like Ashley Babbitt and Renee Good. And that's the, that's what the liberals have tried using as to claim hypocrisy on the right. And I'm like, well, I mean, Ashley Babbitt wasn't engaging any degree of violence and she stepped up on a trim to looked through a window, got shot in the face. That's very different from Renee Good, who was behind

the wheel of a car. Obstructing was trained to, trained to assault officers and then tried fleeing and struck an officer with their vehicle. That being said, if you commit a crime, you're responsible for what happens after that to a great degree. With Ashley Babette, I actually agree, and I respect that. I'm not going to play any stupid games. That being said, did Ashley Babette know she was committing a crime, was she committing a violent crime, or was she walking around a public building. So those are the questions that you have in that scenario, whereas the Renee, Renee Good, you have a woman behind a wheel of a car attempting to flee two felonies, which is very, very, very different. But ultimately it comes out of this. These arguments about

hypocrisy are completely meaningless to me because ideology is different. If I say something like, I think that people should have the right to keep in bare arms, and then some leftists goes, okay, so we're going to go give a bunch of, you know, Islamic terrorists and far left Antifa a guy's guns. Some people will say, well, you know, you always had a right to keep in bare arms. And if you were to say, no, you can't have them. I don't view that as hypocritical, as much as I view it as ideological. And that can come from a conservative or a liberal. And then the question is, which ideology is better, which moral framework is better. And to put it simply, if a criminal believes he has a right to take from you and destroy your life and kill your family,

we don't let them have guns. We say you have been a judicial. educated as such and you can't have your gun. So there is there is a worldview and moral framework a person could have that disqualifies them from what we would describe as the right to keep and bear arms. The point I'm ultimately making is the most rudimentary view of all of this is the Iranian regime is garbage. Their government is trash. And so we're more inclined to support the protesters who want to stop their trash government. Our protesters are trash and we want to stop them. So the point is you look at Venezuela, that's a government of trash. That is, what did what did the,

Javier Millet call them? I don't know. You know, it's a Meredde, you know, left or whatever. How do you say left in Spanish? I don't know. Derrecha? No, Esquereda. Esquereda.

Yeah. What do you say? Esquireda, Mereda or whatever. Mereda de la Eschereda. Something like that. I don't speak any Spanish. I have no idea. Yeah, he said something like you.

He said you can't give him anything because he'll take a. So you look at what happens in Minnesota. These people running around like lunatics attacking ice. I mean, the riots have gotten absolutely insane. They're ramming, like there's a video allegedly of a ramming of an ice vehicle and they jump out. A guy saying everyone's got to go get guns, start killing these people. And I'm like, yeah, we don't want those people in government. I don't care about their quote unquote free speech.

When they go out and they say they want to get guns, start murdering federal agents. That's not free speech. Okay, you want to go out and you want to get about leaflets and books. You go ahead and do that. ideology matters right so a government like that turns into venezuela not good not good and uh so that you know basically this idea of the protesters are good and the government is always bad is the stupidest thing ever and that's the game that liberals try to play with this one so yeah you know whether or not we uh get involved with iran is a different thing but i'm just saying

i guess my final thought don't don't get don't get wrapped up in propaganda trying to convince you that the entirety of iran is in revolution as a people are trying to claim Israel's got major interests in the collapse of the Iranian government and the U.S. involvement there. So you're going to see pressure campaigns, PR campaigns, and activists trying to claim as such. There's obviously U.S. interests in the collapse of the Iranian regime, but I think there are protests. I doubt they're the biggest protests they've ever faced, and we'll see what happens. But he has what it is. Arab Spring worked out pretty well for the protesters, and we didn't need to get involved militarily.

It took over Egypt in 2011 over through a dictator. So again, I hope the Iranian people take care of this themselves. I believe they can. Let's jump to this next story from the New York Post. Renee Goods Minnesota Ice Watch Group shared manual detailing how to fight arrests and launch a micro intifada. Yeah, actually, when you look at the images, it's not just to fight ice. It's to physically attack them, which you can see here the man is doing. and this person is doing, they are physically attacking federal law enforcement.

Now, she was trained by them. And what's actually really revealing by this, New York Post already reported she was trained by Ice Watch. Ice Watch instructs people on how to physically assault officers. And now you've got a question over, I guess, intent and state of mind. If this ever were to go to court, I got to tell you, I don't see a reality where this guy can be prosecuted. Even Stephen A. Smith calls Minnesota ice shooting completely justified from a lawful perspective.

And that was last week he says this. So what happens you go before a jury and you say, this one was trained by Ice Watch to physically assault officers? They're going to say, okay, I mean, does that not show a willingness to do it? Yeah, absolutely. Is that not terrorism? Yeah. You have physical violence to make political movements move forward. I mean, that's terrorism.

They're instructing people to commit felonies. Obstruction of federal. I mean, look at the diagrams. Yeah, that's wild. D-arrest is a shaking off, which say, and this is why they all wear masks and they all look identical. That way after you de-arrest a person, they can't identify who they were trying to arrest. I mean, sometimes they still can in some way or another, but, you know. Look, the federal government sent.

sending a thousand more ICE agents and DHS agents to Minneapolis. That's the correct response. Yeah. Like that is the, there should be more police officers. There should be because, well, not police officers, but more federal agents because the local police aren't helping. There were riots all weekend and the local police weren't doing anything to stop it. You know, people are being assaulted because they're trying to film right wingers.

Nick Shirley, I think. Cam Higby, Nick Sorter was assaulted. So the only option you have. have is to send in more reinforcements, more federal agents. It shouldn't be to actually violate people's rights, but there are plenty of people breaking the law and all those people that are breaking the law that are violent. All of them should be put in jail. And the more of them you put in jail, the less of this behavior you'll get. Yeah, I mean, that's why it's kind of imperative. And the Trump administration is doing a good job. Obviously, after the Nick Shirley video,

when they flooded in those 3,000 DHS agents, that was the correct decision. Because I think this is like going to define the rest of the Trump administration what happens last week and then in these next following weeks is because they absolutely have to set the tone here. I mean, there's no question about it. This is where these leftist agitators will figure out if they're allowed to operate with impunity or not. And it's quite literally, if you give them an inch, they will take a mile. They believe they're going to. They're going to stop them. Yeah. So it's like the feds aren't going to do anything about it. I mean, they're sending in, you know, like I said, 3,000 now. Is it 3,000 plus an additional? No, no. additional thousand, I believe. And they are picking up any, like, they can't arrest anyone for no reason. They're picking up people that are committing crimes at the smallest level. Like, they are getting very tit for tat right now. Well, I'll give them that. I'll give them that.

The riots have been crazy. They've been erupting all day. I don't know if I think I might have a video. I will play this video after this one. That one's a different video. But we've had riots all day, and it's pretty nuts what we're seeing. I don't know if I actually have some of these pulled up. Yeah, check this out.

This is Minnesota Today. tear gas deployed. So apparently what happens is people are stalking these ice vehicles. And so they just like stop, throw out tear gas and then keep going. Yeah. Let's jump at it. Do they chat was? What did happen up here? Some assholes jumped out and tried to... All right.

It doesn't really seem like much of anything, Evan. I guess the reporting is that they're being stalked, so they threw tear gas out. But I guess we don't see it. This is... But I guess we don't see in this video. I don't know. I don't know either. But like that's, that's a mild response, right? Throwing tear gas out so that way the people get away from the car.

That is not some kind of heavy-handed responses. Like, just get out of here. You know, deterrence, those kind of things. Like, that is perfectly legitimate. And they're able to go to this level without, with zero correspondence whatsoever at the local government. Because at least during the summer of love, they would establish curfews. They would, you know, issue these orders where you can't go to these certain blocks or whatever.

This is not happening. And this is literally the feds right now operating completely alone. So the fact that they're able to conduct operations at this level shows a massive difference in how they're approaching this versus 2020. Civil war. I mean, it's not a surprise that. Did you see the head of the Philadelphia Sheriff's Department say this is not real law enforcement and they're going to arrest them, charge them? Yeah, it's ridiculous. What is a civil war?

Civil war is when one or more factions is fighting control of a territory or government. And we're at the point now where confidence is shattered in Minnesota. The fact that ICE driving down the street is being hounded and harassed. They're being treated like an occupying force. These people are making up fake rules, but it doesn't matter because if they believe it, that's the system of government. They will follow. So they say things like ICE doesn't have legal authority to stop or arrest a U.S. citizen.

They made that up. But that's the law they're going to follow, the one they made up. Because what you run of paper doesn't matter if people tell you you're lying and they don't believe what's on your paper. So they've made up this weird reality where ICE can't stop Americans, and that's justification for what they're doing. And you've got people driving in from all across the country to Minnesota to effectively engage in conflict with the federal government.

Then you've got local government from the mayor and the governor, up to the governor, saying ICE is illegitimate and they need to leave. And defending the citizens. And you've got to think it's in Seattle. They're calling on citizens to join the ICE watch groups or the ice trackers or whatever. the states at the governmental level are lining up against the federal government. Okay, call it whatever you want. But this only goes one direction.

When more millennials and Zuma start getting into office, they're going to ramp things up. And we have seen this from every single liberal personality saying when Democrats get power, they are going to politically massacre the right. They said they're going to arrest Elon Musk. What was that? Who was it? That was Medea San. Yeah.

So the next Democrat needs to campaign on prosecuting Elon Musk. And he didn't say for what? Why? Because Elon must have done anything illegal. Yeah, he doesn't. They're just saying show trials, kangaroo courts punish our enemies. And the frail and dainty Republicans say, oh, gee, slowed out there, Democrats. And then welcome to the modern era.

So I got to say, sorry if I'm pessimistic, but I know it's like being a dead horse at this point, but getting shot at in the past month and seeing all the vulnors. violence that we've seen that's escalated. And then to see the right is just basically fighting itself, I'm fairly worried. I mean, you have you have good reason to be. I'll provide the optimistic perspective. I think we had far worse riots in L.A. initially, four or five months ago, and those were calmed down drastically, and we're still engaging in massive deportation operations there. I think Minnesota, although it's a little bit intense right now, think that's a little bit intense right now, things are going to stop sooner than we think or at least calm down.

A, I don't think these groups are maybe as big as people think. There's a few demonstrations maybe on the weekend, but it's freezing out there in Minnesota. You also got a bunch of old white liberal hippies. And also I just saw Jacob Frey, the Minneapolis mayor, he put out a statement saying, listen, like business owners are starting to complain. People want to get back to their normal lives. we can't keep doing this. So you're going to start to get a backlash from the normal people who actually pull some strings in Minneapolis to say, get your stuff in order here so that we can start making money again.

Otherwise, we're going to throw all you out. I'm also hoping that the reaction to the shooting of Renee Good is that leftists stop trying to commit felonies against federal law enforcement because it goes sideways. Yeah. There's two components. I mean, because with L.A. riots, I mean, the big differentiator between the L.A. riots and these current ones we're seeing is the L.A. rights were like exclusively. the ethnic riots. Like they were like Mexican nationalists basically advocating for California to be reclaimed by Mexico or whatever versus these. This is just people that are defending smallies for some reason. The only thing that really they have in common is that they're

against Trump, but there's not like any deeper. They're against the West too though. They're against the West, but there's not like a deep like connection to any of these people. These are all like completely disaffected like freaks for the most part. It's really hard to keep those people motivated because like like Tim said, that's actually a really good point is when they realize like, oh, there's consequences for like running an ICE officers. Maybe I'll totally. it down a little bit. Maybe that'll be a little bit of a disincentive to just like completely chimp out every time you're in public. You think so? I think so. I really do. I think a lot of these people maybe are ideologues, but I think a lot of these people are cowards and they do realize like, oh, you could die. Yeah, I mean, I think that the, just the fact that they're handing out, you know, the material showing people how to interfere with ice, how to how to basically push back against the government when they're, they're trying to perform their lawful duties. I think that there's more people than you're, then probably more than you think, at least, that are there, that are committed, that really. want to do this. I mean, look, it's January, right? It's not a surprise to see people out in the streets getting buck wild in June, right? Because it's warm. There's not a lot of, you know,

you've got nothing to do or what have you. They'll go out and they'll get wild. In January, you really do need to have people that are at least interested in what's going on beyond, hey, I've got nothing else to do tonight. You know, it's like, it's cold out there. I mean, I know it's been, it hasn't been super cold. I think it was in the 40s, like guys in the 40s. But at night, it's cold and that tends to deter people that are just casuals. I want to show y'all what we are up against. We have this post from Cassandra McDonald's at Cassandra Rules on X. This lady is crying on TikTok because she has kids at home and is going to harass ICE

officers. She does it anyway. Got to get those social media brownie points completely broken compass. What is wrong with these women? So here's the video. Here for the song. Okay. It says, the moment I realized I was in the

same situation Renee Good was in, heading to report ICE and I could potentially never see my kids again. And she's crying on camera. 5150. Psychotic. 50150. We had this debate last week and we were talking about, you know, rights and all of that stuff. And I pointed out to this liberal that there is, there are mechanisms in this country where people can be detained without a jury trial as American citizens. because they keep saying this thing like due process,

their due process rights were violated. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Due process literally just means the legal process that is due to you when you are facing some kind of proceeding. And that means if like this woman, you should be 51-50ed, you don't go to court. There's no jury. They just jump and take you.

And then you can file for the courts after the fact, but you're not getting a jury trial before they lock you up. And for those I don't know, 50-150, it means, typically it refers to, forcefully detaining someone because there are a threat to themselves or others. This woman should, well, I'm assuming she's lying about this. It's performative social media garbage. How much you want to bet she's driving in the supermarket, fake crocodile cried, turned the camera off when it's the market bought some eggs and went home. She didn't actually even go anywhere. I'm saying the people who actually do this stuff,

like abandon their kids to go obstruct federal law enforcement when it could commit felonies. should have their kids taken away and be 50-150ed. Come at me, bro. Literally. Lip-tards will literally cry because they're not allowed to hit ice agents with their car anymore. Like, sorry, that's the new standard, I guess. I mean, look, the idea that if it's,

you're emotionally moved to the point of tears, but you're still going to go to mess with legitimate law enforcement? Brave resistance. Give me a break. Dude, she is what's standing between you and a total fascist takeover of America. If it weren't for her, bravely going to sprouts in the way.

Thank you, Karen. Literally, dude, we would be living in like the gulog. We'd all be in gulogs. What is this brave warrior? What is this warrior? What are the supermarket chains in Minneapolis? Dude. Because out here in Florida you got Publix.

I can't pronounce the Somali words very well. I'm not good at that. Yeah, this is just, these people literally cry and put their life on the line to defend people that, like, they got exposed for scamming. And that's what we're punishing for it. They will literally die for it. What really scares me is, um, did you guys see the story about the DMT laser thing? where like they this guy put a laser on a wall and then did a hallucinogenic drug and saw code in the wall and then invited a bunch of people to do it and they all saw code in the wall and instead of just being like

maybe drugs make you hallucinate he went the matrix is real so true well I love that story and I got to admit it the most convincing thing about that look I'm going to say it again when a bunch of dudes do drugs and then go, I see weird stuff. I'm like, hey, you're doing drugs. Then they go, yeah, but I saw code, man. Like we're in a simulation. I say, that is not convincing.

What is convincing are the NPCs. These people who like are vapid, empty husks of a being who seem to have no inner monologue or thought process as they mindily drone about like innkeepers,

in Chrono Trigger. Are there in keepers in chrono? Yeah, there are. Of course there are. Final Fantasy, we'll go with that when you got in keepers in that game. The brainwashing is so strong, she'll leave her own children

to go defend Somali and scammers that are hijacking $700 million in suitcases out of the country. Yes, but what I'm saying is this proves we're at a simulation. She's a non-playing character and she's going, beep, beep, beep. Right. It's a weird thing.

They did an update. They ruined their code. That's what Mandela effects are. Yeah. When they update, they did pass. and it like corrupts old data. Do you see that woman's tweet where it had like 20,000 likes and she was basically just

describing how she's afraid of like being forced to be taken advantage of by an ice agent? Everyone's like, this is the middle age women are not okay because they were all like having fantasies. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. You're saying it was like a middle aged woman and she was like, I'm scared of an ice agent will rape her? Yes. Do you see the other video? Who posts this where they were like, I think the real, some woman, she's like, I think

the real reason all these middle aged white women are chasing ice agents around is because they're They're hot and bothered. Yeah, literally. Straight up first. Yeah. But I'm not playing. I think that's true. There was this viral post on Reddit years ago.

I think we talked about it on the show where it was this woman and she was like, I'm a liberal activist. I'm like a 30 year old woman. And I just fantasize about like a tall ripped guy in a mega hat just taking me. And it's like, you see, look, women want strong men and there's no strong liberal men. So true. They're not. They voted for Justin Trudeau because he did that yoga pose on the table. Yeah.

And they were like, just give me a strong man. Do you guys know what shit testing is? Yes. You've heard that term from like the manosphere or right? I don't know. Basically, the idea is that women will complain as a test to the man to see if he's strong enough to tell her to shut up. So true. That's figure.

That's basically how people have interpreted it. The general idea is that, or let's make it academic. women who did not put pressure on their man throughout human history were less likely to survive because the men were less likely to perform at a higher level. Men who were pressured by women but strong and who stood up and got the job done were more likely to survive creating a social dynamic where women are always going to be, they're likely to be at a slight negative. Something is always going to be wrong.

And the way I described it was if you are a woman, in a cave and Ugg comes home from work and he has but one fish and you say, I'll bring one fish, me need two fish. I'll go, oh, fine, me, hug, go get two fish. Guess what? They got extra food. They're going to survive better than the other cave where the wife says to Grog, oh, Grog, okay, one fish. Me love grog. And then they hug. So the women that were like, do more, you're not doing enough, were more likely to have successful surviving families because they put pressure on the men. I think this is a component of what we're seeing, but it's at a macro scale. Yeah.

So these middle-aged liberal women are chasing around ICE agents yelling at them. But I think, and I'm obviously not saying all women are like this. I'm not saying everything. All the liberal men are so angry. I'm saying this. No, I'm saying there is a psychological component for some women. Yeah. Where they're looking at these strong guys who are going to stare them in the face and say,

shut your mouth. And they like it. Oh, they're getting feral. They're getting feral. This is what I've maintained this position. This is a very serious political position. Everyone needs to hear me when I say this is just objectively true. You can't debate.

Fem cells are the biggest threat to the republic right now. Fem cells, you've heard of these? Yeah. Fem cells, like, because they do one of two things. They either just like start like horny posting on Twitter or they run into ice agents with their car. That's like they're the biggest issue. You see this woman? Completely unhinged.

So I thought it was the offals. Affluent white, female, urban liberals. No, these are fem cells for sure. I know them when I see them. I can smell them. It's like a pheromone thing. There's a good mix of Cairns in there, too. There's some Cairns.

You know, I'm a Cairn defender. I'm a Cairn Defender. Oh, big time. Really? Yeah, yeah. That's a whole not. I could defend that, too. I could go on a tangent about why I'm like pro-Caron.

I don't want, maybe like after the show. Yeah, we can do after. Yeah, in private. Yeah. I don't think I want cameras going when I explain why. It's very racial. But wait, what would you describe Renee Good and her wife? That doesn't necessarily.

fit the one a strong man well that's she doesn't have a man that's why she needed to push the ice agents because she doesn't have a man to and they'd have a suber so they got really antsy yeah it's right in have a wallet either it wasn't it wasn't a jeep liberty wasn't it i know it was like a compass or something yeah something like that yeah yeah the car shoes on honda pilot it was a honda pilot oh that is you know that is kind of you know if you have a honda pilot they might want to trade it in but yeah no it's it's true there is like a weird like feral component with these with these huds But it is, I think it's important to point out and fair to point out that there is a bifurcation in the psyche of or in the social order that that women are experiencing this country, liberal women. And that is, you cannot be socially accepted if you're with a conservative guy. He's a Nazi, he's a fascist. So of course, there are, I think the majority of circumstances are where liberal women will refuse to date a conservative guy. The ultimate point here is the psychological argument is that, many of these women would prefer to date a strong masculine man who's going to tell them no and who's going to choose to do something aggressive.

There was another funny post that was a viral and X where I can't remember who it was. They said on a leftist forum, somebody was asked to name a good male role model. Who would you think is a good, I don't know, you guys see this one? And guess who they chose what was the top post for can you name a strong male role model on the left? Tim Walts. Eragorn. Yeah. Who?

Aragorn. You know the fictional character from Lord of the Rings? Oh. Uh-huh. And it was like you can't, because to liberals, men are always bad. Like that's the liberal's, the liberal orthodoxy. Men are bad and privileged. So in order to get a perfect man, he has to not exist.

And that's what we're dealing with. But that being said, I think psychologically, like this lady crying, I think it's fair to say that all these. middle-aged liberal women are hunting down ice agents because they want to be around them. Yeah, ice trackers like a dating app for them. Look at this right here. Look at this other video from Cassandra. It says this guy was so into himself.

Let's give him the appropriate attention he deserves. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Let's think two seconds about what that actually means. Let's give this. Let's give him the appropriate attention he deserves. There's an ice agent. He's tall. No mask on.

He fears no man or woman. And they're filming him and yelling at it. him. Now why? Why this one guy? And why does he deserve attention? Let's stop for a second and ignore the political context. What would you think if there was a guy standing on a street corner looking around and he was like a law enforcement guy and a lady was pointing the camera at him saying, let's all give him the attention he deserves. You'd imagine she's into it. You're like, wow, man. She's posting this being like, look at this guy. Oh my God. Yeah. No, it's true. Yeah. It's like it's like free game for all the fellas out there. just sign up for her.

No, yeah, it's a total, it's a total issue. Sorry, liberal men. It's the modern Romeo and Juliet. It's so true. Sorry, the liberal men, the racially insensitive podcasters always get the girl. There's not much that can be done. Racially insensitive. We got to pull up this next video right here.

Wait, where did it go? Here we go. This one is being called Fafo. This is beautiful. This is really important. This is really important. A video going viral showing a dude with an American flag. I'm assuming this is Minnesota, right?

I think so. I don't know. And when he gets attacked by leftists, he first tries to back off. This is what it means to be a man. You don't choose the fights. You do everything you can to avoid the fights. The fight you avoid is the fight you win. And trust me, man, I've told this story before.

I remember when I was a kid, these two guys were at a party. This was at a... Well, I'll keep the details light, because it's, you know, I guess it's like the biggest story in the world. But there were two guys. There was a party. And one guy had words with the other guy's wife, like was hitting on her. So it's been 30 years, but like I think what happened was the husband, like swung at the other guy who was hitting on his wife.

The guy hitting on the wife then punched the husband who fell back, hit his head on a desk and died instantly. And so a stupid sentence and two seconds. A man is dead and the other guy went to prison for murder. And he got murder because he initiated a fight and then and killed a guy. And he got charged for it. That's why you avoid the fight. That being said, sometimes you can't. And self-defense was always allowed.

All right. So for those that are just listening, Guy in the American flag is being harassed by some leftists. Let me just say this too. He's pushing a bullhorn into the guy's ear. That's assault and battery. That could damage your eardrums. and the dude the American flag is just trying to leave.

He's just pushing him away. He's trying to leave. And he's getting followed around. And it's all about to break down. He's taking it right in his ear. I know. The guy's trying to get away from him. He's trying to avoid the fight. It's assault.

Boom. Out. Knocks him out. That's one. He breaks out. Knocks him out. He can, he, he, he, now he flees. Now, hold on.

He's fleeing again. He's backing up. He's backing up the whole time. Even in a duty to retreat. Now they're all blowing whistles. And he's backing up the whole time. Now this is the dude that got smacked over at him. Knocks him down.

Another guy down. Now watch the guy in the red. This is second time, too. Crunch. Gone out. Hey, guys, guys, guys. I count at least four guys. The important thing I want to stress.

And I'm going to say it, don't go looking for fights. The important thing is this dude tried avoiding the fight the whole time. And it was. backing away and they would not stop assaulting him. And so, Fafo. Yep. Even in a liberal blue state where you have a duty to attempt a retreat,

like Florida is a stay on your ground state, other states, he complied with that. He reasonably retreated the entire time in a way that was reasonable without him turn his back and getting jumped. Dude, these people could have just not attacked him. Yeah.

So this is, it's the important thing to understand. Like, y'all saw the video. I mean, if you're just listening to the show, you didn't see the video, but y'all watched the video. We just played it. And you know, we are attempting to be reasonable. There are certainly people on the right that are like, go teach him a lesson. Yeah, get him. But we're not watching that happen. The right isn't going out. Nick Sorder didn't show up to

Minnesota and start physically attacking people. He would have started filming what was going on saying people should know what's happening here. So what did they do? They physically attacked him for him. And then he flees and they still try to kill him. I don't know if you guys saw the video. They're throwing frozen water bottles at the car. They're spray painting it. And then when he tries to flee, they jump on his car. And another car tries to box him in. He tries calling the, then the police detain him.

He gets detained. I'm warning you, you guys, the divide is real. And we are probably a couple years out. We've already heard local law enforcement say the federal government's illegitimate. We've already seen, I mean, what Nick Sorder got arrested in the Pacific Northwest, attacked here and the police won't help them. You are an enemy. ideologue in those states. And you think you can call the police because you think you're in America,

but you are in the multicultural states of America and you are from the Constitutional Republic of America and they view you as an enemy. So this, I wouldn't be surprised if this dude, they're going to charge him. Man, I mean, I can't, I can't say that I totally disagree, but that is very demoralizing. The idea that you can be attacked, you know, obviously the dude was trying to do everything he could to screw up his hearing and cause him as much pain as he could without touching him. No, he was touching him. Well, he's making physical contact with his face.

Like, that's assault and battery. Yeah. Like, I mean, I wouldn't argue that that was in any way legitimate. But the point I'm making is, like, he is clearly defending himself and to get, you know, from multiple people, multiple attackers, and to get arrested for that, that would, that's just totally did. Textbook self-defense, in my opinion. I think even in that city, it depends on what part of the region they're in.

He could get a decently fair jury. I mean, Kyle Redenhouse got off, you know. I mean, you can still. And I would say a lot of this anti-Americanism, it's really in their major cities. If you go to the rural areas of Oregon, of Minnesota, it is Trump country. And so it's really just these cities. And frankly, these cities have just such rigged elections. You've got, like I said, 700 million.

dollars in Somalian suitcases going out of the country, billions more stolen and laundered. What do you think they're doing to the ballots in the elections? I mean, money is a lot harder to steal than votes. Votes you can just print off or you could just fill it in yourself. Money is a lot harder. So I have a feeling Minnesota could be a red state if they could actually clean up some of these elections in Minneapolis. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if there's significant fraud in Minnesota.

When it comes the boating, massive. Reconstruction? What does that look like to you? The federal government goes into states like Minnesota and asserts federal management over the city and state government. And then begins mass prosecutions of all the fraud and starts targeting the corrupt politicians who enabled and protected the fraud, charging and arresting and removing all of them. I'm for it. And then after maybe like a, after you clear out. a bunch of the corruption. It could probably be like a couple years. Then you have a standard

election on the normal date and you let the people of Minnesota then figure it out for themselves. And after that, the new politicians come in and you'll have federal supervision for the next election cycle and then the feds leave. I love it. That's effectively what we're doing without that title. I mean, we aren't taking full explicit control, but we've sent thousands of ICE agents, HSI agents, federal agents, the FBI, the raiding the daycares, and they've cut off the funding to their SNAP programs, to their other NGO grants. They've cut it off to their child support services. So, I mean, they have completely isolated bureaucratically, Minnesota.

And I frankly don't know how Tim Walts even stays in government. Eventually, this stuff is going to catch up economically. and there's going to be a lot of powerful business people behind the scenes being like, we got to switch things up. You know, I always say this on the show because we seem to know things before anybody else because we got our finger on the pulse. What am I typing that? I got type in waltz.

We got a finger on the pulse. Let me see. Wait, why did he just disappear? It was there, then it was gone. Tim waltz. I'm trying to pull it up. There we go. On call sheet, Tim waltz out as governor of Minnesota.

and 34% before 2027, 27% before July. Wow. Yeah, I mean, there's rumors that I've seen. They're unconfirmed. It's $2.5 million betting volume, prediction volume, on him being kicked out of office or resigning before the end of his term. That's fairly wild. And my point is this, why don't I just buy it on a lot?

He's going to be out. I'm sitting here reading this every single day. And you're saying to me like, how is he still in government? And I'm looking at this being like, it's $2.5 million. Probably going to be indicted. Yeah. Yeah, seriously. That's what I was alluding to.

Like, I've seen people, nothing's verified, but there's a lot of people saying that there are rumors that Tim Walz is going to be indicted. I can't tell you how many corrupt politicians will run for office as a way to protect themselves from indictment, right? You're seeing Jenna Griswold in Colorado. She's the Secretary of State who put Tina Peters in jail, free Tina Peters. and she was busted releasing the election machine passwords, covered it up for six months. People finally found out. And then suddenly Colorado is one of the only states to actually get a little bit more blue in the Trump landslide in 2024.

But what did she do once that all got out? A, she stopped tweeting. B, she announced in one tweet, her next tweet was, I'm running for attorney general. So she's going to run for the chief law enforcement officer position to protect herself from prosecution. Now look at Tim Walts. That guy is corrupt as they get and he dropped out of his race. That's how bad it is.

He knows what's coming down the pike. And I would assume that some of these Calciades might be correct. Yeah, I mean, this is like I said, this is unconfirmed. Representative Ben Davis is talking about articles of impeachment for Tim Walz. I don't know if that's if that actually has any kind of, yeah, I don't know if that's going to, you know. State legislature is not as liberal as the, you know, the head statewide offices. I mean, it would be nice to see, you know, accountability come to an executive like that. But, you know, bro, if I put five grand on Tim Walts out before the end of the year, I'd make $14,286 right now.

There you go. I'm just looking at it like, I never do anything like this. You're selling three bucks for a dollar right now. Man, look at that. What if I did $50 grand? Let's go. Unlimited money glitch. You just.

Unlimited. Actually, I was talking to some Gen Z dude about that because he was. was talking to me about how Gen Z is doing all this gambling content now. Like, it's blowing up. And I was like, bro, just go on call sheet and look for anything that has a contract closure date in the next week and odds, like, and favorable odds, which is literally every single bet. And it's a free money glitch because it's rarely wrong. So like, if you go to Fed decision in January, you got a month, right? 93% it maintains the rate. Okay, yes. You know what I mean? Or you can by cut? No, 94%. It's like, yeah, you put 100 bucks there. At the end of the month, you're going to

clear $7 free cash. So it's like printing money, like $64, you did $1,000. But it's rarely wrong. You know what I mean? I'm not telling anybody to do any of this. I was just making that point that we've talked about it for years where it's like, we watch the news every single day. And if I just started trading stocks, like when the show wraps, okay, you know what I do? I'm going to hire a day trader. I just be like, after the show, just invest based on what we talked about and we're printing money printing it

be sick shorting shorting fem cell stock did you guys see Inverse Kramer beat Pelosi? Yeah Oh let's go It's so good It's incredible that you can actually just follow Inverse

Kramer like whatever Jim Kramer says do the opposite and you'll make a lot of money and the guy still has a show on CNBC These mortgage back securities are the safest investment in this year Everybody pays their mortgage. Who doesn't pay their mortgage?

Yeah. And also, don't forget, when in Iron Man 2, he was against Stark Technologies, and he smashed the mug with a bat. And he ends up saving the whole universe. Let's go. I talk about a bad bet. Even in fiction, he can't get it right.

Even in a... You know what's actually funny about it? I bring it up as a half joke. Is that... actually they did write this knowing full well, his prediction was wrong. Like, the point of Iron Man in the movies is that he is going to win. Yeah. So they actually wrote Jim Kramer into the movie being wrong.

You'd think Kramer would be like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Hold on, guys. Like, I come on. Can I get it right for once? This is 2007 or whatever. So he probably could be like, you know, there's kind of, you know, a little thing starting now. So maybe we shouldn't have me be, you know, blah, blah, blah.

He's like, can I get it right? He's like, hey, this is fiction, not a miracle. God. Let's, you know what? Phil pulled this up. Let's talk about this living in the simulation. So this is actually a decently old story. And the claim, people took DMT

and then stared at a laser on a wall and saw actual code, actual alpha numeric symbols. And they claim to have seen the same thing. Now, here's what I think. As far as I know, not these people wrote it down. So they didn't see the same thing.

They saw something they could all describe as alphrodomeric symbols. I have a very simple explanation for this. They were on drugs. Yeah. But here's the story. Scribling furiously. CNN embedded with a group of amateur investigators. And by amateur investigators, they mean drug users staring at a wall.

There's a bunch of people who love the DMT stuff getting mad at me right now, who openly believe a reality is a simulation. And they say they're trying to prove it by finding the code that runs the world like in the Matrix. We had on Gary the Numbers guy. And if you don't know, he is, he's, like, I hear crazy stories about him. Like, he just wins sports betting like crazy nonstop because he does all this numerology stuff, which I don't believe in. But he said it's, there is a code to the universe and you can, you can see holes in the code,

like cheat codes, basically. And if you follow them, you'll follow a pattern. And it's actually not the craziest thing I've ever heard. I think it's actually, I think it sounds. It doesn't mean that he's right about everything, but the idea being math is how we describe how the universe functions. Basically, there's physics, there's universe, and we've begun writing down how it functions, starting with quantity and finding ourselves now mapping dimensions and things like this.

So it does make sense that if math is how we map the universe, you can find patterns in how the universe works by looking at numbers. I don't think that means that some guy sitting in his room looking at the sky is going to figure out that nine six, you know, he's gonna, whatever. But it does mean that maybe you get an edge. Maybe it's possible. Well, here's the video. Are we living in a simulation?

And I gotta tell you, it just looks like drug addicts staring at lights. 5150. 5150. Chill. Whoa. She's like Home Depot. This group is preparing to take part in an experiment. Exhale, keep it out.

One that's meant to show them the simulation. Thank you, everybody. Danny Goeler created the test, which consists of two parts, a psychedelic drug called DMT and lasers. DMT stands for dimethylophtriptamine. If you smoke it, it produces the most psychedelic explosion known to men. Just in case somebody is not fully aware, this is a big experience. The main jarring factor is the speed that comes on really fast.

It will surprise you even though I said this to you. It will still surprise you. But Debbie's about to go. I'm great. Oh my. Oh my. Oh, wow. Wow.

Look smaller than you think. The pixels that make up the screen, so to speak. Stair in the blazers. This is not a laser. being right now and there's almost like a road the best I could describe it is like snake skin do you know how many times people said snake skin crazy this feels really mythological it looks like snakes get right out of you yeah what a great word oh big I can't I can't I can't help the lab for this it was so unexpected like this was not

this. It was like this whole world, not a world I've ever been in. It's called being not drugs. Do you think what you saw there is other dimensions? Well, I certainly can understand now why Danny wants to spend a lot of time there. Because it felt like I wanted to stay there and it felt like, you know, what else is even beyond this? You know, I'd rather than be doing this than riding in Minneapolis right now. So I think this is like probably the better alternative. This is where they I don't know, man. Oh, my God. I don't know if it's actually better to hate.

I think I'd rat. You know, either they're hitting ICE agents, you know, just give them a little DMT and then give them some lasers. They'll be all right. They'll be all right. It's like a cat. You know, you just point the laser at the wall on the cat. I hate all of these, like, esoteric.

Like, there's that one where it's like, have you seen this man in your dream? And it's just a Greek guy. I'm like, I see Greek people all the time. Like, she's that guy 30 times today. What are you talking about? We can see the exact same thing she's describing. Yeah. The DIT.

It looks like snakes and I'm like, yeah, the laser. Nothing about a simulation. It was just staring into a laser. And, and reporting my eyes. They've, like, claimed that they've seen, they've seen symbols. Let me see if I can actually, we actually live in a simulation. Where's the, like, show me the point where I'm not going to watch this like 30-minute long thing. Guys just talking about lasers on walls.

Unemployment can't be that high. Let's play this. You know, it's funny. It's like a whole cottage industry of drug addict. bring it lasers on rolls. Yeah, I'm in the wrong industry. I work so hard every day. You just need to get in like the stud finder industry.

You can sell a million of these things. There you go. And just for the record, I didn't tell you this. You've said it yourself. I see letters, differently letters, numbers and letters. Wow. Chinese. Chinese?

I just want to take a picture. You Chinese people. Guys, guys, Tate's got this conspiracy theory that beyond the ice wall is Koreans. It's true. Yeah, and this proves it. Yeah, literally he's like I see Chinese I could be Koreans can't really tell it No, he doesn't know it he doesn't know it wouldn't which different characters there which I see like a definitely Kia. Can you move it? Yeah, yeah It is crazy. Wow, you see that? Okay, so yeah, it's not stuck no it's not because of the light no it's on its own side

light is just the really revealing it people are so disappointing Don't get that a lot So if you could somehow project it back from the air, you would see it in the other There it is And look at the edges, like where the light ends, like in these areas up and down Like, look at that, like how it just reveals it He's just feeding him

Yeah, like he gets this flayed face blurred because he finished filming, he's like, that's the stupidest thing I've ever done I don't want that in there He's furiously calling him Don't, don't my face and go My wife will kill me. Exactly their portions of them. Why are they all in bathrooms? Why aren't they writing it down?

It's confusing because the thing things behind it kind of make it blurry. Because pens don't work for that. And they're not describing anything. Right. I see like columns and blurry things. Characters. The simulation. So they're claiming that it looks like the matrix with all like the numbers and everything.

And I'm like, wow, get a piece of paper, write down what you're seeing. Like, I can look, at Japanese symbols and copy it. I have no idea what it is, but I'm like, line, line, line. That's easy. Down dot, I can copy a picture. I can't do it well,

but I can do it well enough. If they all did that and then everybody showed each other and they were like, they're all the exact same symbols. Then I'd be like, okay, that's pretty crazy. Maybe there's something here.

I mean, you take these people to the eye doctor. They'll do like, they'll make January 6th like a birthday party. I mean, they will come on glued. It would be insane. We got to do that. Can we fund? Is that a thing we can fund? They're looking at the little barn and they're like, I think it's Gartha. I can't tell.

It'd be awesome. The truth is Koreans control everything. They do. I mean, you think about it. How much money do we give them every year? We have what 30K troops in South Korea. We're basically providing military service for them. And what do they do?

Dance around on TV, shaking it. Sounds like we. They provide K-pop for the world. Of course, K-Slop. Come on. What is going on. Oh, yeah, China's our global adversary. Okay, we kind of see what's going on here.

You're the little old peninsula. And then the North and South Korea is just a fake divide to get more money out of us. You know, behind the scenes they're chelming it up. See, I don't, I'm not, I want to clarify too because I'm not immediately, I actually am deeply interested in the DMT stuff because what we're looking for in these experiments

is replicable phenomena. So there have been stories where two people unrelated to each other in a similar area were brought in for an experiment with a DMT and they both experienced the same thing but were separated from each other

and then described to researchers very, very similar events with the same people. When they blast off, they see like what they call machine elves, which is just like a stupid phrase someone came up with,

but weird entities and there have been people who have claimed to have experienced the exact same things despite never talking to each other. That's where it gets interesting. So when you see something like this, I'm like, guys, write it down. Like, we're interested in this. Joe Rogan had a whole like six-year arc on this. We love it.

Just write it down. The fact that they haven't or that it's not a component of the story says to me they're making things up. Like you're literally just on drugs. Yeah. That's it. That's the whole story. Look, there's drugs.

and there's lights and people are interested in lights when they're on drugs. I mean, like that, that's kind of like a story as old as drugs. Yeah. You know, like. I knew this guy when I was a teenager, and he was telling me aliens were real because he'd seen it. He saw lights. He said, no, he saw a UFO float above his house. And he's like, I'm not kidding.

He's like, I came out of my backyard. He was in his 20s. And he's like, I was smoking a sig. And then a UFO came down. over the back of my house, and it was in the suburbs of Chicago. So it's decently populated, but still houses are a little bit. It's not like they're literally next to each other like in the city. And then I was like, for real?

And he was like, yeah, dude. And I was like, well, like, tell me the story, what happened. He's like, well, me and my buddy, we were in, we were in his basement. And we were just doing like a bunch of acid. And I went, okay. And then he was like, and I was drinking. And I went outside to have a cigarette and I saw a UFO. And I was like, do you think that had something to do with the acid?

He was no way, man. And I was like, okay. Yeah, I knew this. The police, maybe. Police helicopter? Right? Yeah, I knew this Albanian dude in college and he took a bunch of LSD. And after that, he would always wear earplugs.

And he's like, I don't want them to have access. Oh, God. Bro, I've, there were people that, you know, in my old neighborhood who, like, did drugs one time and then just went retard like that. Yeah. Normies get one shot at. They can't handle it. I just, I think everybody does.

Everyone can't handle it. Maybe some people do. Don't. Like, people talk about, like, microdosing LSD, and it, like, opens your mind and you can contemplate ideas you couldn't before that you were locked out of. But, I mean, I've heard stories. I can't, I don't know if it's true because I don't, like, hang out the guy every single day.

But there were people who are like, yeah, this one dude did acid one time. And then he was a completely different person after that. He became an asshole. Everybody hated him. And he was just, like, all those stories are exactly why I didn't do, like, any significant drug. I never had significant drug use of my life. You, like, heard stories about, like, if you do coke once, you're going to have

I'm a heart attack. I was like, all right, well, I have no desire to do that. Oh, if you take acid, you unlock new flavors in the Coke freestyle machine. It's like, awesome. Yeah, like, I, I, you can, like, what looks like a white part of the screen to everyone else, you can see the just floating definition, you press it, and then it just changes. And then everybody else, the screen is just white.

They can't see anything. And then you press the buttons, and then, like, a weird color, no one's ever seen before comes out. Diet fentanyl? What? Yeah. Look at the one city where they did a lot of this, like micro-dosing and all that, San Francisco. Didn't turn out too well, so.

Yeah, they invented Facebook. Failed experiment. Yeah, right now they've been doing this. We talked about us for years, the extended state DMT experiments where they're hooking people up with IV DMT. So they just go into like a four-hour DMT trip. Because the way people describe it is that when you do a massive dose of it, you blast off. Even Joe Rhodes, like, yo, yo, no, no, no, that's not how you do it. He's like, you do it.

I don't want to do it. Like, let's see what happens. But you blast off. And some people, they call it, what do they call it? What do they call like breaking through the veil or whatever? That if you do enough, it's like, it's been described as, how do they describe it? Like, you go yourself, you're yourself, but you see another dimension almost. Oh, yeah.

And you can see entities and they talk to you. And the creepiest thing about it is, they offer you deals. Right. Yeah. Deal. Yeah, I was talking to Mike Cernovich about this. It's like, it's like, it's, it's an Alex Jones. So, so.

What kind of, what kind of deals? They offer you knowledge and success. And I was, so I was talking to Mike Cernovich and Alex Jones about this. And he was talking about how there are a lot of people that they're like secular as their atheist or whatever. And so they call them the entities. And he's like, but they're demons. They're demons. And they offer you the deal.

And you can't take it. But people do. And he thinks there's a lot of evil people out there. that they control things so easily because they have access to these entities that give them information, but it's just cutting a deal with a demon. And I said, what is the downside of the deal? And it's like the bill comes due. They're not giving you something for nothing.

You're doing these, you're taking these psychedelics and you're getting access to this plane of existence where you're seeing these beings. And they say to you, we'll make you smarter. We'll make you succeed. Just take our gift. We just want to help you. Right. But it always comes with something. And you never know what it's going to be or what you get involved in.

It is demonic. Now, I don't know. Call it whatever you want, but I will say this. Maybe what they describe as angels and demons were just a way to describe them in the past to what people call these elves or entities now. And you're taking this massive psychedelic and seeing something you normally don't see and then cutting these deals. And real quick, just DMT does exist already in your mind. Yeah, right.

So when you go to bed, when you go to bed, when you're going to bed, when you dream, you get a little bit, when you die, you get a big dose. What if normally people are able to pray and with this chemical in your mind, you have a pinhole to look through when you're praying to commune with angels or demons or to God or whatever? And when you blast yourself with DMT, you rip that hole open and now the demon's staring you in the face and saying, I'm going to cut you a deal. Gosh. That's how Aaron Rogers ended up on the Jets. Bill came doing. He took DMT and said, get me on the Jets.

And they went, he's like, I wanted some Super Bowls. It's like, you're going to have to play for the Jets someday. You're going to have to play for the Jets someday. That's the downside. You'll win on it then. You end up in New York. You end up in New York. You end up in New Jersey.

Can you imagine? It's like, we give you all the friends. Like, no, no deal, no. It'll be great for a while. Let's jump to the story from the Washington Post. Trans athletes head to the Supreme Court. Neither science nor the American public is on their side. Wait, what are they doing at the Supreme Court? This is interesting. Apparently, the mainstream media is starting to go anti-woke.

And I got big predictions about this, but here's the Washington Post. They say, the Supreme Court has the chance this week to save women's sports, allowing states to restore a level playing field for girls by excluding biological men and thereby correcting one of the worst accesses of America's cultural revolution. What? The Washington Post wrote this? They had Taylor Lorenzo on staff. Talk about crazy. I mean, this is a 180. And what we've already seen with CBS hiring Barry Weiss, it is very, very obvious.

The corporate press is making the moves to go anti-woke because they knew it destroyed their brand and credibility, and they're all going broke because of it. That's my prediction. They've admitted defeat. Yeah, we won. I mean, when you get WAPO being like, get men out of women's sports, it's like, okay. We won. Popular vote. I mean, the popular vote is the popular vote. and Trump was anti all this stuff,

and he's only gotten more votes every single time he's run. And I think they're just saying, okay, these random influencers and content creators are absolutely eating our lunch, and our numbers are going down, and we're firing people and going bankrupt. So maybe let's just tweak our message a little bit and say that boys are boys and girls are girls again. The gay race communism is losing favor,

so they're going to go back to vulgar Marxism. That's why you've got all these bills targeting billionaires and trying to get, after people's property, you know. These sports marketers, like, ripping their hair out, seeing this, though. They're like, finally, everyone's talking about women's sports. It's been on the, like, release the freaks. Come on, let's make this exciting, you know.

Throw one on an NBA team or on a WMBA team. That sounds like I'd tune in. This could be a mistake. If you're like, if you're in sports marketing, this could be the biggest hit to your industry. Yeah, watch them dominate. It's going to be bad for sports betting, too, because you always just bet on the train. Yeah, literally. Yeah.

Brittany Griner, easy, taking the over. No question about it. Yeah. Did you receive the ESPN one where I was like, I guess the bicep and it was like, I didn't see that. No, disavow, like, this is good.

We want to protect women's sports. I'm just saying for the pros at the pro level, they should consider it. You know, this could maybe I'd be tuning in, you know. Yeah, I mean,

it's a B. I don't know. It'd be great. I mean, I understand that this is the story at hand, but I do think that it's worth noting that like this is something that's basically happening,

you know, society-wide. Like, people are kind of just like, this is not something that we're okay with. Because they started letting him like wrestle and like box and stuff. Everything like I mean look you know we just had a story the other day about I think it was in the after show a trans woman which is just a dude sitting there in a woman's uh what is it

the uh planet fitness oh yeah you know just going at it with himself because he's in in the woman's bathroom well nobody wants that well it was planet fitness but nobody even people that go to planet fitness don't want that I don't care how progressive you are no women want to be in the bathroom with a male in public with a male that's master. I agree. But Planet Fitness attendees are battle-hardened. They've seen some stuff there.

Planet Fitness, dude. It is like freaking Bourbon Street out there. Like, it is wild. Bourbon Street has nothing on Planet Fitness. Dude, oh, do Planet Fitness. Talk about a cultural revolution. You go to Planet Fitness, dude. You're lucky to get out of there, like with your dignity intact, man.

It's rough. Definitely not. Talk about making some deals with the Dell. You ever signed a Planet Fitness contract? Dude, it's rough. But like, but honestly, like this is something that's, you know, extremely unpopular with the American people. And you're going to see it.

I think you're going to see this kind of backlash going against states like California where like you can legitimately have your kids taken away if you don't have the proper policy or if you don't have the right ideas about your child's gender, which again, gender is made up too. It's you have male and female sex. Gender is your, is just your like your sex spirit, which is BS made up for the purpose of this whole garbage. Well, if I'm being cynical, this is them freshening up.

message for the midterms. That's what's going on because like that goes without saying they've completely overplayed their hand. They've just gone for complete lunacy. And so this is like probably a call coming from the DNC like guys, we got to trick these people in voting for us again. So don't scare them. You know, stop scaring these people. Maybe throw them a bone here. I don't buy this. I don't buy that this is like the wapo just coming around like, wow, this is clearly an excess of the culture revolution. This is them like making a conscious decision like we need to stop scaring normal people. Yeah. So let's rebrand a little bit and touch it up because as soon as they get in the office, they'll push the same policies. Yeah, like I said, it's, it is a turn towards vulgar Marxism. It's a turn towards we're going after the people that have money because you got people that are, you know, essentially upset about their economic situation because the economy has been kind of rough in the past couple years. So you've got so many people that are already just like, look, you know, they're suffering under the inflation for the past five years or what have you. And so they're basically legitimately P-Oed. And so they think that it's a, but, you know, they're suffering that it's much more, it'll be a much more functional thing for them to go ahead and say, look, we're after

the rich people. We're after the billionaires. There's a lot of billionaires out there that have left the left, that have left the left with a bad taste in their mouth. They start giving money to people on the right, giving money to Trump. You can hate, it's easy to hate Elon Musk and et cetera. And so they're just like, look, we're going to go after the people that have money. You get way more people that can point the finger and say, that's the reason that my life

sucks, as opposed to if you're just like, well, you know, that dude in the babes. bathroom we have in the woman's bathroom we have to support him you know well that's why you're seeing zoron like spend all of his political capital on economic issues yeah sorts of things and it's like in some ways people don't want to hear this but in some ways that's going to affect you like much more drastically because that's going to like actually completely derail your life if you're just trying to like these stuff are important but these are like you know in some ways like you know a lot of people they don't interact with this on a daily basis how about him like flooding the market with rent control yeah apartments these sorts of things like have a serious,

they completely destroy your life, completely screw over your life. I mean, and the reason I make this point is because you saw a lot of people coming out and defending Maduro because they're like, but look how good he is on social issues. Like gay marriage is outlawed there,

and that's so based. And I'm like, I promise you, the Venezuelans would probably cut that deal to take American social policy if it means like not getting their money stolen from them. They're both bad. They're both excesses of Marxism,

ultimately. I'm just saying like, don't buy it when these people do like a bait and switch and they suddenly are, you know, really sensible and social. issues and I'm willing to move a little bit, but the economics are still like, hey, we're going to steal from you.

I'm just going to go ahead and say conspiracy, going back to this article from the Washington Post. Everything's fake. It's all bots. It's all pre-planned. Everyone's lying. I met a guy recently and I was hanging out my buddy Robbie, shout at Robbie. And then as we were walking away, he asked Robbie is, like, is Tim really mad with like a Candace?

And he was like, bro, just asking him. And the guy was like, well, I don't know. And then Robbie was like, hey, this guy wants to ask you a question. He's like, do you guys, did you actually beef? And I was like, I just, everything's fake, you know? I just don't know if it's like you're really beefing where it's like a scripted thing. And I'm like, bro, yes. But you know what's really crazy is that I met another guy.

Shout at Neve. What's up, brother? Neve said, be nice. He said, be nicer. I said, okay, brother, I'll do my best. But he even asked me like how much of this is real because everything's fake and they just, people don't believe. it anymore. And so these were, I think these were younger guys, like maybe younger, millennial, and older Gen Z. And it seems very much like their view is, the stuff I watch

on the YouTube is scripted fake WWE stuff. And I don't blame them. Because I, look at this, look at, look at the comments on the Washington Post article about trans athletes in sports. Let me ask you guys, do you think that the view of the commenters are going to be pro trans athletes in women's sports or anti? Anti. I mean, my guess is anti, yeah. Anti and like, they think men

should not be women's sports. Yeah. You think the Washington Post's audience. I think they'd be pro. No, like, they're very like, they're very like, they're actually pro. Right. So the Washington Post wrote this article.

Everybody's shocked. Like, why is the Washington Post saying men, no one's sports? So what is the presumption we're going to have? 876 comments. The Washington Post audience is going to be like, you're bigots. Why are you saying this?

Right. Yeah. No. They're all coming out now and saying, I have voted Democrat for decades, but I'm of the firm opinion that Democratic Party support for this is ethically and scientifically absurd position was a huge resonating factor in cost of the Democratic Party legitimacy. There should be male sports and female sports only biology should be taken into custody. For progressive, I think trans men and women's sports is a non-issue. We have bigger things to worry about. The bigger thing is that it was possibly a difference in 24-24 election.

If you want to be trans, that's fine, but you don't get to compete in sports with your chosen gender. Now, hold on there a gosh darn minute. How is it possible? I don't believe it. Bring on the DMT. I want to see the code because we live in a simulation. So true. Well, this is why I got some flack.

I brought Amber Duke on the show. This was before the Christmas break. How could you? Total patriot, total patriot, Amber Duke. And I brought it on. We talked about that compact piece where they were like,

oh, they were walking through all the data of how white guys have been oppressed, you know, which is empirically true. But me and her had this critique of the article because everyone was like glazing it. This is the best thing since sliced breast. And our critique was she the author Jacob Savage didn't actually provide any solutions for the issue.

What the purpose of that piece was was it was a permission piece. So it was to signal to liberals, hey, we're abandoning this policy now. And you guys need to pick up the talking points. That's exactly what this is. This is a permission piece where now they're sending out messaging like, hey, you're allowed to be against this now. Look at the front page. Look at the front page. They say they're monitoring ICE arrests.

Fed say they're breaking the law. Yeah. That's at minimum neutral. Can you believe it? That's what it is. These are permission pieces. The DNC is like, hey, we need to change course a little bit. So we need to start, you know, the baby birds leave their message. Look, look, to the point about, you know, the guy was talking about me and Candace,

I think that there is a move to create what we call the retard right. The idea is the uniparty establishment went anti-Trump. Okay, so here, I'll give you the quick elevator pitch. The Republicans didn't want Trump to win, but Trump does win. And now there's a problem. The right is behind Donald Trump. So the Democrats, the neocons. merge into a singular group, always the uniparty, and say, okay, we're against whatever they're

for because we have to defeat them. And so they start embracing whack-aloon, woke, and progressive ideas. Thus, you get child sex changes and all this stupid garbage. And the liberals just say, yeah, yeah, we all agree with this. This burned them down. They were trying to muster up a unified front against Donald Trump because he was not, he was not part of the establishment machine. They couldn't beat him.

They burned their credibility. and then after Trump crushes them in 2024, they said, guys, it's not working. Okay. We need, we've lost all credibility. We've lost suburban housewives. They, we have done shows wholly about the subject where they are spending billions to fix this problem. Surprise, surprise, CBS News, hires Barry Weiss and goes anti-woke. And Washington Post is all of a sudden now being somewhat neutral, if not with that editorial,

on trans and female sports, anti-woke. At the same time, YouTube puts on the front page what we call the retard right, people who are like, did you guys see that there was a crisis in our banking sector? The Jews did that.

And you're like, okay, sure. Did you also notice that my sandwich was molding? The Jews did that too. And you're like, no, no, hold on there, gosh, time. I'm exaggerating, right? But the retard right is basically blaming Jews for everything,

and they sound like retards. They sound almost as retarded as the people who are claiming children should get sex changes. Okay, you want to talk about government interests and foreign lobbyists and all that stuff agreed it exists. And APEC should register as a foreign agent. All of those things are fine. But when you claim that Zionists are forcing the United States government to invade Venezuela, you sound like you're retarded. And that's the play. The play is to fracture the right so that the people who are too stupid to see it's an op are going to embrace the retard talking point. And I'm seeing

people who have been friends of this show and friends of mine posting on X, retarded things, and they're going to get burned for it because it's, what I will say is this. There's a distinction between woke, right, like what James Lindsay and these other people had been pushing. I am not talking about this. I am not talking about a group of people that have critical race theory views or whatever, but are conservative or whatever the argument was. I am talking about a concerted effort from YouTube and other big social media platforms that for some reason in their algorithm are propping up specific voices that have retarded conspiracy views of the world. They're not advocating for child sex changes or necessarily identitarianism. They're claiming that

they're saying insane things like Tim Poole tried to buy the Daily Wire. So they're sounding like retards. And what happens is the Washington Post is starting to sound sane. CBS is sounding sane. And the middle of the road people like me, like Elon, like Rogan, Rogan are going to attracted to this. And then the people that chase the algorithm, like the Pied Piper machine is driving them, are sitting on X now screaming the Jews did it. And more importantly, there's a guy who stabbed me in the back specifically to chase these views, lying about our company, lying about our security, lying about him being at our city who's never at, doing it for views. So now he's burned bridges with me. He could have come on the show. He could have called me on

the fun. So I want to come on the show and talk about it. Instead, he chases the algorithm McPush, and he looks like a retard. They're going to burn bridges, burn fans, sound insane to regular people. 20208 is going to come along, and they're going to demand the Republican Party address the Zionist. They're going to address all these weird crackpot conspiracies. And then the Washington Post and CBS are going to come out and say, we're the sane ones, trust us.

I don't know the Democrats can muster pick a candidate, but Stephen A. Smith said Renee Goods shooting was justified under the law. And he's who they are floating for a candidate. So what's going to happen in 2028? If J.D. Vance goes the route of the retard right to try and court the populist right, who's believing retarded things because the algorithm promoted it and the grifter's made money. And then Stephen A. Smith comes out and says, that's insane. Woke is insane.

The Republicans have gone crazy. And the Democrats, we're kicking the crazies out. Joe Rogan's going to vote Democrat. And he's going to tell his audience to do it and they're going to win. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, you have this entire contingency of people like we were talking with the DMT where people to get one shot by it. It was kind of the same thing where it was like these people that learned about sort of the discourse around Israel and Zionism for the first time in like 2024 because it showed up on their like Instagram Reels feed.

And they got one shot at by it. Like they legitimately can't handle the concept of nuance. And unfortunately, politics at the granular level is actually quite boring. And so when you're like discussing our relationship with Israel or perhaps like, you know, Zionism, it's influence with the United States with our government, the way our lawmakers conduct their affairs. It's like a nuanced conversation. like it requires again like a degree of delicacy so you don't sound retarded but these people just get one-shotted by it and it like completely like that's all they talk about they just turn into like literal where you can predict every single thing they're going to say and I agree with Tim I do think this is

the play I think the Democrats or the establishment ones that just want to win they just want it more than we do they're realizing like hey this is this is the play to get back in I do think JD Vance I'm not saying you're saying this so I do think he's very prudent I don't expect that he's going to play ball I haven't seen he hasn't thus far really played ball with the retard right so to speak um i think he knows that it's a smaller proportion of the base um they're just very vocal and he doesn't really need them to stitch together a coalition in 28 but it's going to cause problems when you have these commentators that are probably outsized and influence because they just have built up a lot of goodwill over the years weaponizing that to try and derail vance 28 and that's going to be a huge issue going

into the into the primaries yeah i mean look the the the way that the left has operated is so unpopular. And all you have to do is look at the presidential election, right? The way that Donald Trump won all of the swing states, the entire country moved to the right to some degree. It wasn't a huge swing, but it was uniform across the whole country. So whether or not the situation with the right is accurate, the situation you guys are talking about, it doesn't take a genius to look at what happened in that election and say, maybe we should back off the third. things that are unpopular with the American people and stop trying to force them. And it's real easy to figure out what those things are.

You know, and that's, that's, that's my estimation of the whole thing. It's like, the Democrats are like, this stuff didn't work for us. It's really unpopular with normal people. If we want them to vote for us again, we got to stop pushing it. I, you know, I think, I think there's three things I've noticed recently with a lot of this kind of fervor. The first thing is people in our world, creators, influencers that kind of wildly overestimate the actual real world impact this has on votes and voters. I've been pretty close in some congressional campaign, Senate campaigns, and the things that really get voters out is door knocking, is mailers, is local advertisements. So as much as there is, you know, national numbers with virality and whatever, it doesn't necessarily translate to local districts that well.

The second thing I would say is it seems like some of the fervor has actually started to really die down. And I think there's two reasons behind that. One, the war in Gaza is really starting to wind down. It's a lot less volatile. And with that, the emotions have started to die down. And two, I noticed a overnight change once Elon put in people's ex-profiles, what country they're from. And you really started to see some of the loudest. most divisive voices who are trying to fracture the MAGA base because there are so many reasons,

so many international interests, be it the war machine, be it the EU, be it the tariff battle, where those outside forces wanted to weaken Trump's support. And they finally found a wedge issue where they could. And I saw overnight a drastic drop in the intensity of that division once Elon posted what countries these people were from. And you noticed probably a third, if not half of the loudest voices were actually from overseas. That was like the best day on Twitter history. It felt like a Scooby-Doo, like the end of a Scooby-Doo episode.

It's like pulls it off, like the Marblehead statue profile picture, and you pull it off. I would have got away with it too. It went to you about to think it's everything. And I don't care what issue is hot today. It doesn't mean it's going to be hot in a week or especially in a month or two. Again, there's nothing. if there was some way to easily keep something hot, you know, companies would put all their money into that for, you know, advertising. Virality is really hard to stay hot.

You always got to be adapting. Audience interest change. People kind of get desensitized this stuff. Eventually, like, all right, this again. Like, what else? You know? Right. Well, because at the end of the day, if you are a political commentator and you have like a certain vision for how you think America ought to be, is you are in the business of determining what is politically viable, what is a politically viable vehicle for your idea.

and when you become like a slave to the algorithm, you're just going to get tossed around, and it becomes very incoherent what your actual vision for this country is. And then that just becomes increasingly frustrated for, you know, the people that are consuming this content. And then all that results out of it is literally just a schizophrenic base that doesn't know what it wants or what vision they have for America. A lot of people need to be told what they want, you know, honestly. And like to your point about JD Vance, I do think that J.D. Vance is actually pretty solid.

That's why there are laugh tracks on TV shows. Yeah, exactly. I can't stand to any show at the last. track. I just can't do it. Well, you, it's like you've seen behind the curtain, you're like, this is so fake now. I love the laugh. Like seeing the lady that needed to be 5150, it's almost surreal to be so awake to the to the BS and to see people still trapped in it.

You're a sentient human being and you are still trapped in the Truman Show, really. And then, you know, the laugh tracks. Growing up, I was like, yeah, it makes me want to laugh too. And now I look at it, I'm like, this is like dystopian. Never made me want to laugh. want to laugh. Never liked it. Yeah, I've always hated laugh tracks.

Oh, I love the laugh track. I was in the Matrix earlier. I want to steal. I think this is a Korean. That's way. To Tate's theory. You're very precise, serious. I would just stare at the TV angrily.

Like, Simpsons didn't have a laugh track. No laughing. No, no. It's not funny. Very serious in your Chicago. No, Jerry, not funny. Yeah, I just, I can't stand it. Really?

Yeah, I hate laugh tracks. But what happens when you watch, like, signful and they take the laugh track out, does that, like, disturb you? That's funny. That's true. And you're like, wow, these guys are all having grand mal seizures. Like, Jerry's like, George! And you're like, oh, his brain is turning off.

What are they on? Yeah, no, I love it. I think, like, the cartoon sound effects would be great. Like that video of, like, the brawl going on. Can you imagine? That'd be hilarious. Like a cloud forms and there's, like, fist going out. That'd be great.

Like, I'd love politics about it. Big Bang Theory is not funny in any respect. Seinfeld actually was, but the laugh track was annoying. Yeah. And you take it out, you still have humor. Right. You don't need it. Big Bang Theory has no humor.

Seinfeld? No, no way. Seinfeld couldn't have been a live audience. Nobody can hear you, by the way, so it's like, I'm just talking to myself over here. No one is what the question was. It's the DMT. It's weird. It's the DMT.

It's just, you know, we blast it off before the show, man. We were talking about making the show more interesting for 2026 and beyond. And so it's, we just get. Most of Seinfeld was filmed in front of a live studio audience at CBS Studio Studio City. But they're outside. They go outside. They do stuff.

Well, I mean, they... No, those are... A lot of that stuff sets. Crowd follows them outside. No, bro, they're literally outside. I'm telling you what the... Oh, you mean, like fake... But like a studio audience in a out...

No, bro, there's scenes where they're in the street driving cars. It could be like a closed set studio with a fake. street. But you're not putting an audience in front of that. Like I said, it says most of Seinfeld was. Yeah, that makes sense. Do you ever watch the Andy Griffith show and then everyone in that laugh track is dead? That's creepy. You go back and watch the show and it's like,

bro, that's true for every laugh track. Yeah, they're all 60s, yeah. Exactly. So you're watching Big Bang Theory and you're hearing a cacophony of wailing dead. It's like a what is Pergatory? None of them have made it. You know, it's being fair, we're in Florida. It's kind of like that because everyone's so old. You know, it really does.

me out, like, where we're going. So you'll walk into a casino, right? And you'll see this, like, have you guys seen, have you guys have been a casino in recent? Yes. Right? Have you seen how slot machines are these days? Yes. They're like 12 feet tall and they like curves over you.

Yeah. And so I walk in one day and what do I see? Lo and behold, no one other than Gene Wilder dressed like Willie Wonka, smiling at me from 12 feet high. And I just thought to myself, this is a horror film. Yeah. That's creepy. Can you believe, like, Gene Wilder sitting back while they're filming this,

and, like, death comes to him in the night and just floats in a black cloak and says, in 50 years, they will use your likeness in gambling slot machines where you'll grant money to the elderly. And he's just like, like, ah, like, I can't imagine. There's a lot of the stuff. There's like a Whitney Houston one. I'm like, how did they acquire the rights to this? And I'm just thinking how insane it is that one day someone, I'm going to have like a great, great-grandson and he's going to be the snooty little prick who's like born into money.

And then he's going to be like, sure, I don't care my great-great-grandfather's likeness. Give me $50 billion because the force of $50 billion will be the equipment of $50,000 that far in the future. And then they're going to put my likeness on slot machines. And it's going to be like, and we're all going to be on it. And it's literally going to be like, you know, like that we. weird rewind thing they do. And then you hit jackpot and then I'm doing that weird dance I did from like 2020. It's going to be a poker theme slot machine.

It's going to be Tim with like a full houseman. No, it's going to me going like this. Tim Pools of money. That everyone made a meme out of. Civil War. Whoa. Oh! This is good.

Yeah, I don't want to. Yeah, you get, you get like three, you get three, uh, night. Three pool waters. No, I was going to say, I was going to go for a Turkish tomorrow. I'll just say, um, 1911s. They go, paching, paching, paching. And they go, civil. War.

And then like stolen gold comes in. No, with all these slot machines, like I've now been... No, no, they're super chats. Yeah, it's like you're sitting there and like the reel is, it's a chat going up. Oh, this, dude, we got to make this. You should make her own slot machines. This is legit. So basically, have you guys ever played a slot bonus game?

Yeah. So there's one that's really popular. It's called Huff and Puff. And the way it works is it's a bunch of pigs. There's a big bad wolf. And then the reels spin on the sloth. slot machine and if you get a hard hat, it will create a straw house. And then if another hard hat hits, it makes a woodhouse and another one makes a brick house.

And the mansion is golden bricks. So like, there's a lot of slot games where a stupid thing happens. This is perfect. Ours, the Reels turns into the chat feed and you see chat going up. And they're saying things like, you know, a juice box. 7,000. 7,000, things like that. But then a super chat comes in for like 20 bucks.

And it goes like, you changed. I just had a kid. Add to the count. Yeah, exactly. Like, I had another baby. 50 bucks comes. We got to make this. I want my slot machine.

Can I vibe code this? This is, I will say, like, I've been exposed to, like, the slot machine world. If you're playing slots, if you've played slots in last year, I don't want you, I don't want to hear you mouthing off about cocoa melon ever again. Because it's like, the sensory overload when I'm looking at these things. It's so good, though. It's like, yeah, I just feel like I'm like, that's what you're paying for. Like, like, DMT now. There's a Wizard of Oz one.

Really? Yeah, and it's got all the actors in it and, like, the Wicked Witch. And I'm just like, the, you will. You will live to see a man-made horrors beyond your comprehension is an understatement. Like, could you imagine if you were able to bring a visage of the future to the people who are filming the Wizard of Oz and be like, this is what you have brought? This is your legacy. Old ladies sitting down going, they'd all commit suicide. And have you ever seen the meme where it's all the old people, they're just going like this on the button?

Yeah. They're just mash. That's casinos. Yeah, literally. It's just horrifying. Having the time of their lives. And then the numbers are going, br-r-r. And then the casino's numbers are going to brr.

Yeah, it's horrifying. And no one's grandchildren were being called either. I'm going to make a... I'm going to make a slot machine called Somalian suitcases. Oh, there you go. When you win the daycare just shoots the money out the window. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Like, dude, somebody watching can make this.

It's a deal or no deal, but instead of beautiful models, it's a bunch of Somalis. That'd be so sick. Horrible. That'd be awesome. You got to figure out which one's smuggling the 700 million through the airport And all the cases have a million bucks in them Tim Walts is the banker trying to cut deals Well it's varying degree

No it's got to be like deal no deal It's varying degrees of fraud revenue So it could be as low as $10 but as high as $700 It is like hot girls but they're on bird cuts so you can't see anything anyway Somali fraud dealer no deal we gotta do Somali dealer no deal they're all in their letter boxes He don't know what's going I think she's hot at all Park, get on it.

She sounds, the way she opened that case was hot, I don't know. It's only funny if you know about the story with the briefcases full of cash in the airport from this past week. Otherwise, people are like, why do they have briefcases full of cash? Because that's what they were doing. We just got to do game show, like, consulting. Like, Timcast, IRL, it's cool and out. But we should just pay people to call in.

We have some game show ideas. Can we just AI? Can we just AI Somali dealer? What's the, Grock could do it, right? I'm going for it. Dude, Grock's like the... sexually assaulted people to do anything

it'll do anything dude I saw that it's like some dude was like put me in a bikini and it did it put that picture we took with Chrissy Merritt it put all of us in a bikini I just saw it

I was like can I sue? No you can't how do I where's the video button anyway well okay we'll do this in the members only show where we goof off and waste everyone's time we're gonna go to your

rumble rants and super chats my friends so smash the like button share the show with single person you have ever met in your life. Bro, I've got phone numbers in my phone book going back 20 years, and I don't even know who these people are. I'm just going to go to my phone book real quick.

And I'm going to swipe real quick, just randomly in my contact list. And just shut the link in there and don't say anything else. All right, let's see. Who do I have in here? I've got Brian Callin, Candice Owens, Jenk Yugar. Make a group. It's not even a joke.

It's actually my phone book. Just send all those people The list Let's see Bill Maher Chris Pavlovsky Who is? I think he knows

What's it? I think Chris knows He does I die Alan West Colleen Noir Coronamic Shoutouts But I'm actually trying to find

Oh man Eric Hippo That's the guy who found It Huffington both Bro Dude it is so nuts That's like They were phone numbers in here

That just make no sense Send them all a link I want to find weird name. I'm like, who is this? A name that, like, if I said, I wouldn't be upset about calling them out. Who's Rick Smith? There's too many of them. That could be anybody. It could be anybody. It could be literally anyone. Half the country. Could be CEMIS. I don't even know who that is. That's from Metroid, right? CEMIS. CEMS. CEMS. I think that's like a, it's like a medication, right?

Maybe. It's for like Marikos Vanes or something. I thought that was the hero in Metroid, the game Metroid. That's Sammis. Samus. No, no, no. I had some weird name in my phone that was, it was spelled Ciamis. C-A-M-U-S-A-M-U-S-A-M-S.

What? Shamus. That's how you spell Shamas. C-M-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-A-M-A-R-T-A-A-R-T-A-L-A-R-T-A-R-T-A. He can help us with the... Freedom tunes. He can help us with the Slavachine. Oh, yeah.

That's actually a really good idea for him. Somali dealer, no deal. Okay. We got to go to your rancet chance. Before we do, we got a great sponsor. It is venice.a.I. Which I asked it, why are you the best AI? And it said, I'm designed to be a powerful and versatile AI assistant

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I love that. You know that image of Andrew Tate when he went like this? Mm-hmm. And then they use it against him, not realizing that he did it so that they would. Like, I like that face. It's funny. Let's see what we got here. Cray says all politicians, DAs, protesting, organizations, police, etc. That were part of the cities allowing riots need investigated and conversations from that time collected as evidence. Agreed.

Shanish Wilder says, dog, we really need Ian on for this DMT laser segment. Ian's quarantined. For those that don't know, last week, Mark and Kellan and our crew were teaboned by a bus. They were in an Uber. I guess we're just going to get into it. I got to just tell everybody what happened. They're concerned. You know, I'll just tell you the full story.

So it was told to me. And again, this is hearsay because I was not there. They got an Uber after dropping off a vehicle for work and were headed to the office when their driver exited and enter only into oncoming traffic and was immediately teaboned by a bus, causing the vehicle to flip over and giving them pretty serious injuries. Mark's got skull fractures. and was pretty bad, pretty bad up. He's been released. He had a brain bleed. This is, it's nuts.

Kellen was severely concussed, but was discharged. And we urged them to get a second opinion and get taken care of. So they're resting. But in the hospital room where Mark was at, there was a person who was hospitalized with pneumonia. And so I had a serious illness which triggered pneumonia. So we said, if you went in that room, quarantine, because we don't want to spread that to the babies and to the people who work here and their kids. kids. So better safe than sorry. And so that's why Ian is currently out because we asked him just to lay back for a couple weeks to make sure he doesn't get sick before coming in. So I actually think

like three or four days is probably fine. So maybe he'll be here this week. But, you know, everybody else is healing up and hopefully they'll be okay. And we're going to figure out what all of that means. But that's what happened. All right. Roflo says those drugged out laser people remind me of that viral video from 15 years ago. Whoa, it's a double full on rainbow. the way that he keeps repeating, what does it mean? Yeah. That sounds like a good t-shirt. Drug-d-out laser people.

Those drugged-out laser people. El-Hefi says DMT is for pussies, salvia is for real men. Oh, God. Oh, gosh. Who was the guy that was talking about how he became a ceiling fan and observed his family for 30 years as a ceiling fan when he took a bunch of salvia? Is that true?

I don't believe that. I think was it, was it art? Ari Shafir had like a crazy story involving Salvia. Yeah, it might have been the ceiling fan story. It was something like he observed something as an inanimate object for like 20 years. And then he came to and he's like, I experienced a whole other life on the other side. I've heard that about DMT a lot. Yeah.

The first thing I ever heard about DMT was a long time ago. And it was a story about a guy who did a massive dose and then fell down to his sofa and like lean back. And then when he came to, he was having a panic attack because he was like, where's my wife, my daughter, like my kids? and apparently lived like 30 years on another planet where he had a family and then he came to and they were gone and he was like freaking out like I don't see like so many people are like

oh this stuff is great and blah blah blah you should try this and I'm just like I don't understand what the appeal is dude should give yourself lifetime trauma that's great really come on yeah I'll stick with that show thank you very much thank you very much not Robbie says blaming the Jews

is a sigh up to obfuscate the real problem boomers no it's the Koreans dude and I'm allowed to say that because I'm Koreans You can't say that. You know what? I'm willing to break containment and say it's the Koreans. The Koreans. What's the currency in Korea?

I forget. Because we've got to figure out how much $7,000. It's the Korean one, isn't it? $7,000 in Korea bucks. Yeah, it's the one. K bucks. Wow, one Korean one is worth $0.0068 of a dollar. Ooh.

Well, what's seven grand in Korean one? Let's find out. out. That's a big number. What? Dude. I can't see it because... You're going to zoom out. It is 10,307,361. Really? Everyone starts... Sounds like a hard deposit.

Currency to use. Everyone start chatting that with whatever the symbol is for the one. A yen is 0.0063 of a dollar. What is it going on in Asia? Can't you guys just like round up? What about South African Rand? Oh my God. Wait, what? Those are probably...

Guys, I'm starting to think South Africa's not doing too hot. That's just me. That's just me. What are these white people complaining about? Geez. The West African Frank. You lie to tire out of fire.

Why are these worth more? You know? It's crazy. Rand's worth more than a yen. A Rand. You know, when you go to Zimbabwe and you go to the ATMs there, like when I was there,

I was like, oh, this is cool. They laugh at you? Well, they will laugh. It just pulls a U.S. dollar. What are these? I don't even, you know, it's really dumb. It's like, none of these words, mean anything. The Angolan Kwanza

literally means nothing to me. Yeah, literally. You can call it a dollar. You can call it the Angolan dollar. It's a unit of currency. Toilet paper. Toilet paper. What about, um, we want to go to Venezuela. Come on. Wait, it's not here.

I can't look up Venezuela. Their stock market is up like 1800%. That way. Gosh. Bolivar. A bunch of warpers. No, yeah. You can't look up Venezuela. Rubble's worth less than a penny. 013 of a dollar. Oh, yeah.

Bolivar Fuerte to U.S. They're probably just trading rat carcasses down there. It's worth a third of a cent. Oh, wow. Oh, man. Yeah, they're doing great. Yep. The Iranian Real is worth zero to the euro.

It's a zero? It's point zero zero zero zero zero two four U.S. dollars. I would be pissed off. I would be a little upset if I were Iranian. Yeah. Did YouTube just nuke all the superchats? YouTube. What are you doing?

They're there. There's a Korean voice on the other line. What is I? Chief Korean says, YouTube won't let me say the U.S. should raise arms against Somalia,

UK, Canada, and France. It just literally did. What do you mean? You just hate a different way. I want to say, Kitsun Trask says Minnesota's statutes 609.066.

If a driver accelerates a vehicle toward an officer, the officer does not need to wait for physical impact before responding with deadly force signed by Tim Walts in 2020. Is it true? I don't know if that's true or not, but it generally, you don't have to wait. I don't know how much I believe that. The police have to, you know, they don't have to wait

to get hit by the car. There's so many, like, oh, they're going to hit people out of the car. So many videos where in like less than two seconds a cop is hit and flipped and yeah, there's that that one of view from Baltimore, what's literally one second. Yes. Yeah. The woman is in front of the car and then it arrives at least, she goes, ah, she's crushed dead instantly. This cop, I mean, he was extremely skilled. He had a phone in one hand. Yeah. Pull. pulls out the gun, dead on shot, still gets out of the way. You know, like it... Well, he got hit.

I mean, yeah, he got hit, but he didn't get run over. Creamed. Well, you know, I think the reason he didn't get run over is because of the ice. No, exactly, the tires are spinning. The tire spins, but when it does make contact, he slides backwards. Yeah. If there's no ice on the ground, his feet have traction, the wheels have traction. It goes straight forward, hits him, and he does not slide back.

He falls over. If it's 8 degrees warmer, they're celebrating that officer's death. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. But angry cops has a great breakdown of it. You should go watch that. And he basically said that she should not have tried to accelerate into an officer.

That's right. Yeah. Ocean Wave says, in America, we believe in God-given rights. We believe in freedom of religion. Islam does not believe in freedom of religion. It says individuals who choose to disrespect our culture should not be tolerated. Yeah, I think there's, you know, like liberal, liberalism in its current context. not like classical liberalism, or maybe it leads to this place.

But liberalism, as we describe it today in this country, ultimately ceases to exist. That's just reality. They don't have babies. They kill their babies. They trans their babies. And then they invite in intolerant fundamentalist religions. And there you go. Yep.

Self-destructive ideology. Ketoth, Swiss, says women crave Republican. meat. I mean, they just want masculine men that'll tell them no. Oh, I thought they're talking about diet. What kind of meat would be beef? Beef. Yeah.

Corn pop says the last time I called the police, they 5150 the man. Corn pop. What? Corn pop's institutionalized? No, the guy he called the police on, I assume. Oh, well. Interesting. Wolf says, I think the whole, every.

fight you can avoid mentality is a civilizational level failure of the ish test. It doesn't matter that it's logical, reasonable. People subconsciously believe that you're full of ish if you won't throw hands about it. Founding fathers didn't want war.

Didn't declare independence until a year into the war. And the Civil War both sides avoided war and the South avoided war, but war happens. The point is if you can avoid the fight, you're winning, the fights we do encounter, we could not avoid. That's the reality. Like, any good leader who intentionally

gets his people into a war that causes catastrophic damage is a bad leader. There's, you know, and there are bad leaders that they have wars of aggression or for resource capture and either fail or they didn't need it and they cause problems. There's ego. And then leaders who fight just wars because they have to protect their people and secure resources, that's, that's a legitimate use of force. It depends. Depends. I mean, war is not something that most societies are after. You know, they try to avoid it because the cost is, you know, the cost is significant, you know. The Hat and Beard Show says, take it in DMT before.

There's no way you're writing anything down well on it. Bro, I fell into my own eye for 30 minutes on just 10 hits of Lucy. DMT, if you know, you know. Yeah, that sounds terrible. Dude, you gotta take it. That's the point. It's like, it's not falsifiable. It's like, well, I can't really write it down because I'm on drugs.

Like, yeah, well, I can't trust you're seeing anything. You're seeing, you're tripping. Like, I don't know what to tell you, you know, like you're seeing shapes and geometric nonsense. Your brains creating this stuff. Even what they were describing did not seem that profound. Yeah. It's like snakes, it's like, it is to me too. Yes.

That happens to me when I take melatonin and then go to sleep. You just get those bizarre dreams. It's like, like, like, what? just do that. Just do that. If you really want to be confused for a few hours, you can just do that. That's all these people are like, dude, this is sick. You take this weird thing and you just get really confused for a few hours.

Dude, you'll love it. Sounds great. It's like, oh, yeah, dude, it's awesome. Salty says laser light drivers are digital, so it would make sense that the same driver would produce the same binary code, but theoretically would be generated too fast to be comprehended normally, but could be interpreted by pattern recognition at the fringe. The thing is, in those videos, they were claiming that when you move the laser up, you got different code, that the code is all in the wall, but the light is exposing it.

So, you know, it's not the laser that produces it. It's a laser that exposes code that's already there. So theoretically, they should be able to isolate a section of drywall, put the laser perfectly on it and every time see the exact same symbols, memorize them, and write them down later on or whatever. Or it's just unfalsifiable.

It's just contractors like cranking people and they're just putting invisible ink on the wall. That the lasers highlight. Yeah. Got them. Or the drywall just has like, it's stamped from the... It's like, whoa, it says DuPont on there. Has anyone ever actually looked into drywall

without lasers? What do you mean, looked into it? Like, you know, they're putting the eye up against the wall and they're on drugs? Oh. Have they considered? consider doing that without the laser? I have not. Oh my gosh. I'm seeing Georgia Pacific. What does it mean? Let's say. I says, Tim, why don't you just call Ian by his name? Well, for Ian Carroll, because I was trying to make a

general point about how some of these ideas are pretty dumb. But yeah, excuse me, Ian Carroll claimed I was trying to buy the daily wire, which is ridiculous because I could afford way more than the daily wire and they're just not worth it for me. Yeah. It wastes me my time. I'm over here trying to acquire Microsoft. What are you guys He's trying to buy Ben Shapiro personally, like the actual human being Ben Shapiro. That's right. Negotiating with Israel. Yeah, the whole issue, the Microsoft. That's why I met with Ben Yao. That's right.

Listen, I need Ben on my show and like, no, listen, Ben works for us. Not anymore he doesn't. Ben goes on his show, and he's like, I got to tell you what Timcast is the best show ever. Like, we have to fight for Timcast. I finally speaking if I was being bought by him. Just imagine Ben like Outback shining Tim's cars, you know, apology. No, no, he'd go on his show, be advocating for me. Oh, okay.

All right. Tim goes in. He no longer show for Israel, be like, we need to protect Tim Kest at all cost. Tim goes in there like, look, I heard you guys run in the world. I need your best guys. I need to build a team. Listen, that was a good BB impression. That was...

All right, what do you got to hear? Honky Kong says, I think the outside segments of Seinfeld are pre-filmed outside and shown to the live audience for reaction. Yeah, I think so too. That makes sense. Thank you, honky Kong. That was a good point. Like the famous episode where the two vehicles are trying to try.

trying to take the spot, but one's pulling in and one's backing in. And everybody knows you can't pull head first into a spot. You can't park that way. So that was clearly the problem. And then they stood out there for seven hours. Although the best episode ever is, of course, when George is eating a Snickers bar with a fork and a knife. Remember that one? That one's a good one.

And then they're like, George, are you eating a candy bar with a fork and knife? And he goes, what do you eat with your hands? Like an animal? And then all of a sudden, everybody's doing it everywhere. They're just using a fork and knife for everything. There's like the whole character or the entire premise of him is just that his wife sucks. It's the best show ever. I do like how George basically figures out the reverse, the inverse Kramer.

Yeah. Where he's like, if I do the opposite of whatever and I do, I succeed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a good show. I just, the laugh track gets me. I just can't do it. It's so good. Has anyone observed Seinfeld as a funny show?

Is that a unique off-the-wall observation for the audience? It's the greatest show ever made. We should just turn this, we should turn Timcast and just, where we just discuss sitcoms. Like, every loves Raymond's tomorrow. I've never seen that show. Really? Yeah, I've never seen it.

Oh, it's like every episode. It's the most miserable. Like, nothing's ever going, right? Like, there's one episode where they go to Italy, and you're just like, oh, I can't find a cup of coffee anywhere. I said, I was talking about Ian for the DMT. Oh, he means Ian Crossland. Oh.

Neglectful sausages. As Supreme Dictator of Future USA, I decree our currency will be called the Einrand. Enrand? Ooh, that's pretty good. You know, there's only one reason I'm doing any of these guys. The reason why I have this show and I've worked so hard is because I want to be president. Oh.

So that I can ban cilantro. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Executive order. And then I resign. Do you want to know why cilantro is the biggest example of how mass migration has really changed our country quite extensively? Because everyone's grandparents calls it coriander. Oh, God.

And then when a lot of Mexican people came here, everyone started saying cilantro. Well, isn't coriander like the stem? I think it's the same thing. And the cilantro is the leaf. The British call it Coriander. So. Well, I don't care what they call it. We'll add it to the ban list.

Coriander, cilantro. Yeah, whatever one is. You know, fennel. Definitely got to go. Can you stop dead naming a cilantro, please? And what else? Fennel and a caraway seeds. Really?

Gone. Dude. You're dictator. Rye bread. I see what you're smuggling in. Gone. Straight to jail. It's actually, it's Daniel.

Daniel bread or what do they call it? Elijah bread. What? It's just like, Okay, everybody. We're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show and talk about some shenanigans. So smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know. You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.

Make sure go to rumble.com slash Timcast, IRL to watch, which is going to be a lot of fun. DC Drano. You want to shout anything out? Me personally or? I don't know. You're selling a book. No, not selling any books. Can't read that well.

No, I'm on DC Drano. I'm on all the major platforms. forms. And thanks for having me on, man. It was really fun. Right on. It was Ezekiel, Brad. It's like the most disgusting thing.

They put fennel in it. They put everything you just named is in it. It's X in Instagram, Real Tate Brown. Come give me a follow hosting the noon live. So come check me out there. And then we'll have a cross the pond. It's just for all of you guys asking where that show went. It is back.

It'll be back this weekend. So get ready for across the ball. Also, rapeseed. Because it's patriarchy. Gone. Gone. Gone. Gone.

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