Timcast IRL - TRUMP WAS RIGHT, Pollster PROVEN FAKE, Ilhan Accused OF FALSE NAME w/ Evan Barker

Episode Date: October 22, 2026

On this episode Tim and the crew are joined by Evan Barker to discuss: Firm admitting midterm polling was fabricated Rep. Ilhan Omar alleged to have changed her name for U.S. entry SNL star says Shane Gillis should be taken to task for his monologue Left & Right parody sites have lost sight of what comedy is Hosts: Tim @timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Tate Brown @realTateBrown (everywhere) Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) |  @trashhouserecords  (YT) https://carterbanks.komi.io Guest: Evan Barker (X) @evanwch Evan Barker is an American political commentator, author, podcast host, and former Democratic campaign operative and strategist. She is the author of Nothing Left: Confessions of a Democratic Operative, which chronicles her disillusionment with the Democratic Party and criticizes its embrace of identity politics and perceived abandonment of working-class voters.

A major bombshell for this midterm election. A major pollster, fake. And I say major because these polls were included in the New York Times and 50 plus one and other aggregators. So the data was wrong. And this poster, of course, favoring Democrats. This is not the first time a major pollster has been found to have been totally fabricated. Only a few months ago, we found out that one of these polls that was a pollster that was

giving the Democratic Socialist a double digit lead. was fake. They issued a statement saying, oh, it was just one big social experiment. Well, the same thing just happened last night when another pollster cited by Nate Silver in the New York Times and many others, even Newsweek, admitted it fabricated all but one of its polls. And it was claiming it didn't fabricate the one because it needed like a basis for it. Yeah, right. Apparently, it was fundraising off of that one real poll. Now, the question is, why are they doing this? Are they trying to skew the perception of the election so it looks like Democrats are doing better? Because all of these are favoring Democrats.

I would actually lean towards I think they're trying to manipulate the prediction markets. When they put out these fake polls, Democrats look better in the prediction markets and then you can sell at a premium or by Republican, reveal that the polls were all fake and then when it collapses, sell the Republican at a profit. So this is getting pretty crazy. It's funny because Trump recently came out at a rally and said, the polls are fake. CNN made fun of him for it. Now we found out that another set of polls are in fact fake. So we don't know exactly what's going to happen. Early voting data, though some of it out of North Carolina looks really bad for Republicans. In fact, a lot of the data we do have actually not that

bad. Some states are close to 50-50. Democrats have an advantage, but they always do in early voting. I still think it's fair to say Democrats are probably likely to win, but it's not as bad as people think, especially when you start retracting these fake polls. No joke, Newsweek literally issued a retraction on fake polls. This is crazy stuff. So we'll talk about that. And then, of course, my friends, Ilhan Omar is cooked. Holy crap.

They released documents today. It's an extension request for a search warrant. And it lists her name as Ilhan Nur said Elmine, not Ilhan Omar. The assumption is, or the implication being made by many people, they're alleging Ilhan Omar, used a fake name to enter the country as a child, Omar being a relative, but her father having the name,

Nerset, Elmi, and thus, that's her actual name, which they, it's evidence she married her brother. We don't know for sure, but we're getting more reporting. One suggesting, straight up stating Fox News, that her husband was giving investors empty caskets, casks of wine. So what is this multi-million dollar winery

that was giving away empty barrels? It makes no sense. The whole thing seems to be going belly up. So we'll talk about that, my friends. Plus, we've got a bunch of accusations. The elections being stolen. Stella Parton, Dolly Parton's sisters, claiming that she went to go vote, and it flipped her vote to Republican.

She didn't want to vote Republican. And we've got many more claims like this. We're going to talk about all of that, of course. But smash the like button for now. Joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else we've got, Evan Barker. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Who are you?

What do you do? So I just wrote a New York Times bestselling book. Oh, that's good. Thank you. Called Nothing Left, Confessions of a Democratic operative. I used to work inside of the progressive movement for a long time, raising money for progressives and Democratic politicians. I actually worked at a firm who, you know, one of our clients was Ilhan Omar.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Did you like stumble into a church and accident and get exercised? I'm kidding. No, I didn't work with her directly, but my colleagues did. I did work for Abdul Al-Say. though. But I'd left.

Was he nice? He's actually nice. Yeah, he's nice to work with. He is very full of himself. Oh. Like very full of himself. Like this guy has wanted to run for president since at least 2017. Like he would compare himself to Barack Obama.

Like he is absolutely trying to become the president. Are you, did you consider yourself a Democrat? Oh, yeah. I was for a long time. I was drawn to the Democratic Party because of health care. I was born with a rare pre-existent. health condition and I had trouble getting health care in high school and when I was a child. So that was part of the reason. But I saw the Democrats change and then I saw the progressive

movement changed dramatically from Bernie's campaign in 2015 to what they became in 2020 and 2021. And I ended up leaving the party the third day of the DNC, walked out during Oprah Winfrey speech actually. Went home, uploaded a video to TikTok that I thought was just going to be my resignation letter to him to about 60 people. And I woke up the next day and it had millions of views. Were these people like the comments and the response you've gotten? Would you say it's a bunch of, it's more conservative or do you think it's people like you? It's like probably 20% people like me, disaffected Democrats, I would say maybe like 60% Republicans and then the rest were very, very angry Democrats and Progressives, who I've still been very, very angry at me

since this book came out. So, yeah. Well, do you consider yourself? conservative now or what? No, I consider myself an independent. You know, I lean to the right on immigration and culture issues and stuff like that, but I'm still a little bit more to the left on healthcare. I feel like you probably, traditionally are somewhat left on cultural issues, but the left is so far left. It sounds right wing. Yeah, and it's just common sense. Like, I know that sounds trite, but it's actually true. I also became a mom. That was a big thing. Instantly Republican. Lock people in jail. Keep them away from my babies. I had a little boy, like a white boy. And, and yeah, I just, I got really disgusted by the way that my

colleagues and people that I knew in democratic politics would talk about white men, especially. It was like a constant, this is very real. I write about how they would discriminate against them and hiring practices in my book. Wow. I expose all that. And I just, I could not deal with it anymore. And on top of that, I live in the Bay Area now, originally from Missouri. I know, I know, I know. A lot of poop. But I live in the Bay Area. the Bay Area now, but I'm from Missouri. I'm from the middle of the country. Sorry. But I would take my son to libraries. I take him to libraries, right? The drag queen story hours. Pronouns, drag queen story hour, land acknowledgments. No joke, land acknowledgments. It's like a sitcom. It's like Portlandia. I mean, it actually is. It still is. They haven't changed at all. If anything, it's gotten more intense.

Oh, man. Well, here you are on the eve of this massive midterm election with much, much to say about what's going on. And as we're talking about the polls, it'll be interesting to hear what you have to say. So, thanks for hanging out. Yeah, thanks for having me. You're going to be fun. We get the boys. It's going on, everybody. Philibon. How you doing, Tate? I'm doing all right. Tate Brown here holding it down in this wonderful new studio. I still can't get over at Carter. Yeah, man. You're looking great. You're all looking great. The studio is feeling fantastic. Some say too good. I would say too good. Yeah. Camera framing. We got to figure it out. But, you know, we got to figure it out. But, you know, new studio jitters. We'll get there. Do it from back.

We still got to hang the speakers on it. Dial-in-in-up or you. Yeah, it's right, you know. But this is actually just one room in the new studio, and, like, the rest of it's really awesome. It's like the skateboard's on the walls. We're having a big party. It's going to be ran.

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download it for free, tell your friends to use it, communicate safely with no one spying on you. Shout out to Keith, thanks for sponsors for the show. Let's jump into the big story for all the doubters, for all the naysayers, for everybody who mocked. Donald Trump, his supporters, and just skeptics, who said, I don't believe these polls. New York Times reporting discovery of new fake polls, plural, puts a spotlight on trust in surveys.

A supposed pollster had released a series of midterm surveys that were picked up by well-known polling aggregators. But on Tuesday, the group acknowledged that almost all of its work was fake. Bomb drop. The pollster had been releasing survey since June, shifting from one midterm battleground to another, Michigan, Maine, Kansas. On Tuesday night, after the polling website 50 plus one contacted the pollster Wedgwood polls with questions about the authenticity of its surveys, the team behind the supposed data firm acknowledged that almost all of its work was fake. The whole thing. Wedgwood claimed was an experimental project. Yeah, they released this statement.

I'm going to say this. They're claiming it's because the system is just so bad. Oh, yeah? If that were true, you'd put out one or two fake polls. you would then make a video and an article saying, look how I tricked the pollsters, and you'd be done right away. But were it not for 50 plus one

reaching out and saying, hey, you're busted, the presumption is they would have kept going. So I'm going to go and say this. My personal opinion on this, they're gaming calcium polymarket. The goal here is to trick the media into running these stories

so that it sways the prediction markets and you can profit. Let me tell you quick story. You guys may have heard this one. You can go on polymarket and make a wager, it might be calcium, but I think Polly Market, on the temperature of New York City. And it'll say, temperature of New York City rises above 85 degrees, yes or no.

If you buy yes and the temperature hits 85 plus, you get paid out a dollar for every share you bought, right? A dude took a blow dryer, plugged into a portable battery, walked up to the thermometer, the thermostat that gauges the temperature of New York, and blasted it so that it would spike, and he'd win money. It was in Paris and he did it for like six months. Paris? Yeah.

I thought those in New York. It was in Paris. Well, there you go, Paris. Six, six months. Six months. Yeah, no one caught him. So imagine what people would do. The question is, what if these people aren't even American?

What if it's like some dudes in Pakistan or India and they're just like run fake polls and trick the media and we'll make money off it? Well, I mean, if it is just someone looking to profit, I think that the consequences are less significant. But, I mean, you still, it's a, it's a sort of. situation where you're going to chill people from going to vote if they think, ah, it's not going to be, you know, there's no reason to go. My candidate's not going to win. And particularly in the midterms that are coming up, Republicans are already kind of

seem to be not particularly excited about going to the polls. I just this past week went or this past Monday voted in New Hampshire, went up to get that done. But you got to get out and vote no matter what the polls are saying because polling has been an absolute mess for the past 10 years almost it was you know Donald Trump was supposed to lose in 2016 you know you had 1% Hillary Clinton had 99% it was a toss up in 24 and he won handily yeah so polls are are garbage this kind of stuff only makes it more likely that people you know only only makes people lose trust in polls even more and I know would trust them anyways I I I think It's just that we're past, you know, people say like high trust society. No, no, no, there's just,

it's a no trust society. There are people just saying, how can I manipulate the game for power, whatever the power may be, political or monetarily. Yeah. No, I just want to say, I knew people back in, like, 2021 that were Democratic operatives that were actually betting on these prediction markets. They were betting. Yeah. Yeah, because we had predicted. I'm like, maybe I shouldn't have said that. But I didn't do it, but I definitely knew people that did that. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It wasn't Kalshi before. Who were these people? It was predicted, right? Have you ever heard of predict it? Yeah.

We used to use it for data. They had to have been seeing polls, you know, and I don't actually even think it's illegal. It should be illegal. It's basically insider trading, essentially. Because, you know, if you have internal polls, I will say one of the biggest problems with this, though, has been the manipulation in the primary races. Yeah. You know, I actually think that it worked with Abdul Al-Sayed. That's part of the reason that he is now. the nominee in Michigan for the Democrats is because of these polls that have been fake

that showed him so far ahead of his more moderate opponent, Mallory McMorrow, less extreme doesn't bring Hassan Piker to campaign with her. And, and... You know what they do. They go to donors and say, listen. It changes everything. Competition can't win. I'm polling ahead.

You've got to donate to me instead. It literally changes the dynamic of a campaign. There's nothing more powerful than getting a positive poll. and it absolutely can suppress voter turnout on the other side and it can change the perception and it's huge and then when you have like groups like the New York Times just taking this at base value and reporting it I mean it's kind of egregious what happened to McMorrow

I'm not even like some big fan of hers these are public polls if I understand right what does it say about the possibility of like internal polls are those still something that campaigns can rely on it just depends on the pollster that they're using. You know, there's very few Democratic pollsters that I think actually know how to poll MAGA voters, especially in independents. They just have no idea how to reach them. Well, the only thing they know how to do to poll mega voters is to beat them with polls.

They don't actually understand how to communicate with them. Yeah. They're like, we sent a bunch of leftists up to poll them, the MAGA Republicans. They got a bunch of them, good, put them in the hospital. Yeah. Because, I mean, the, the, the midterm, like, the 2020 midterm was pretty accurate. And you had all these people that were like, no, it's actually be a red wave. You're like, why? When the polls say no, and they're like, well, the vibes. And then it turns out vibes. We're not, we're not enough to get us over the edge.

But something happens to the polling when Trump's on the ballot. I think that's what I'm not like necessarily going to the mat for pollsters here. But when Trump's on the ballot, to your point, they either don't know how to pull Trump, but they don't understand that Trump voters aren't necessarily Republicans. And in many cases, that's why you had what's her face. Stay Iowa was going to go to Kamala. Oh, yeah. What is going on?

And she was like a decent, if you go through her, her history, she was considered a good pollster. She got that so wrong. One explanation is she was trying to boost Kamala's. Absolutely. And then Kyle Kalinsky was like, it's real. But I think secondarily, that's true. But I think secondarily what happened is she also probably doesn't understand

what a Trump voter in Iowa looks like. And I think that's what's going on. But I got to remind people that are like really hoping that there's got to be some sort of issue that the Republicans are going to win the midterms, that 2022 was fine. The polling was accurate in 2022. Once again, everyone was saying there's a red wave. The polling held tight. they're like, no, at one point at best, and ended up in the margin of error.

So you were just mentioning vibes. Like, the vibes now are not. Yeah, so we don't even have vibes. And if you remember the 2018 midterms, people were fired up. Like, the Trump administration, like, even with everything that's happened in the second term, things are still better than they were at the first half of the first term, where it was like a disaster at the first half of the first term. And Republicans were, I remember, and I remember, and I was young, but I remember it. And you can go and read and see what people are up to.

People were fired up to go vote in the midterm. terms of you got to rub in that you were young back then right right well i know but the difference is is that people haven't had four years of joe biden four years of open borders you know i have a lot of relatives back in the midwest that you know they're not they're not they're disappointed so at the same time they're not ready to vote for democrats this november a lot of them are still going to vote for republicans because they don't trust the democrats on the issue of immigration what's the main thing you think that they're actually upset about is it the cost of war the war the war really and that how it relates to affordability.

Yeah, and the price of diesel and gas and that's of making grocery prices go up. Well, my favorite time of years here where Fox News takes a camera to Jupiter, Florida, and asks the old timers how they're planning on voting. And it's so beautiful. You have this one lady who was like, gas is really expensive.

That's why I'm voting for President Trump to get these gas prices down because these stupid Democrats are getting the gas prices. That's what I like to hear. I was like, it's so good. I love. It's like my favorite time of the year. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's, I don't know, I go back to, okay, yes, it's like people watching polls understant Republicans when Trump's on the ballot.

But once again, it's like, it's a weird Trump thing. To your point, I mean, people really are pretty frustrated with, with the economy. We say it every time on the show, but you got to, you got to give Republicans ammo. Like, sorry, the transgender stuff has low salience the cycle. Yeah. This is like when the Democrats should have run on abortion in 2024. It's like, you guys already blew it in 2022. no one cares anymore. You're seeing a lot of Republicans have no ammo right now because the

economy, the perception is that it's poor and there's a lot of numbers that would show people are struggling. The stock market is not the economy and that's the one thing that President Trump and a lot of Republicans are trying to convince people is like, look, the stock market's great, but your average person doesn't own enough stock or don't own stocks. Democrats did the same thing in 2024. Yeah, remember, they were saying the GDP is great. Yeah. And it's simple enough. Like the two things that matter is we're like in a no fire, no higher situation, if you look at the jobs report, and secondarily hour over hour wages are down relative to last year. Those are the two things that matter for people that are just like one foot and one foot out voters. And so yeah, you need

to give that ammo to Republicans going to the stump right now because they're having to go and do like culture war stuff that no one cares about. Yeah. I was going to say, sure, Republicans could just do this on their own. They're not. Yeah. I mean, look, to be honest, Democrats aren't pitching me anything either. Yeah. And like suddenly people don't care as much about the transgender stuff when like gas is five. Trump is saying the economy is better than ever and Democrats are saying Trump is bad. And I'm like, well, that doesn't mean anything.

But actually, Republicans have done some things to address affordability and they don't really tout it. For example, my mother is 70 years old. She has high blood pressure. You know, she has problems with, you know, her kidneys and stuff. And her doctor just prescribed her OZMPIC. And she's, it's only 50 bucks a month.

And that's thanks to Donald Trump. There's no way in heck. you know, six months ago, she would have been able to afford that, and he doesn't talk about it, I feel. When we said, no, swearing, you took that seriously. I took it. I was, I'm good. But you know what I mean? There's actually things that they have done that I feel like they don't talk about enough. So, I mean, you worked with Democrats, like, how long were you working with the Democrats for? Off and on for about a decade. Wow. Yeah, yes. Because you wanted health care. What? Because you wanted health care. Because of the health care issue and my family was post-ACA.

Yeah, well, you helped me. helped me get health care. Yeah, because I couldn't get it. That was actually the good thing. Then you were like, hey, wait a minute. They're lying. Well, it was, it was like the way that they twisted and they turned into everything else. You know, it's like they stopped talking about health care. They stopped talking about the economy. I'm also from a construction worker union family. And actually, that was befuddling to me as all my uncles started voting for Trump in 2016. And I'm like, what is going on? But it was over the issue of immigration, you know, and these cultural issues. And the immigration stuff.

especially in the Midwest, still has so much salience. A lot of people, like, want to hand wave it away. Because a lot of voters can't articulate it at a high level. Like, they can't articulate specifically what accepts about immigration, but they understand, like, impulsively something's wrong. And that's why it's so funny that, like, Ohio voted for Trump, by 12 points and the top issue they cited it as immigration. And the GOP is like, you know what we should do?

Run a guy named Vivek Ramoswamy for governor. You know what we should do? We should capitalize on the backlash against immigration, and let's run like an anchor baby in Ohio. It's like, dude, that just like gets to the core of Republican hubris sometimes. But it's like we do have lightning in a bottle with immigration. That's another one that I think the Trump administration should be communicating more effectively because that has downstream effects that help with affordability,

the help with things in that sphere like housing, jobs, et cetera. Again, the messaging has got to be there. People don't want to hear why Iran's actually secretly super awesome. It's not working. Well, let's talk about immigration. We've got this story from Foxx's. news, Ilhan Omar finally emerges after DC raid with video pleading for cash to fight Trump. This is not even the biggest story.

It's just the one that's gotten picked up for the most part with a shiny picture of Ilhan, basically crying. What's really crazy is this from Will Chamberlain. Breaking. The federal search warrant against Ilhan Omar names her as Ilhan Nur said Elmi, aka Ilhan Abdul Abdullahi Omar, indicating that DOJ believes she is present in the U.S. under a false identity. Revealed in a scheduled order today from CDC.

Tom Fitton says strangely the DOJ refers to Ilhan Omar by another name. Ilhan Nur-Said El-Me in its filing in the Judicial Watch Disclosure case. Before the court are three applications to unseal ex parte materials and proceedings related to a federal search warrant for the personal residence in the District of Columbia of Congressman Ilhan Nur-Sad Elmi, aka Ilhan Abdulahy, Omar, the subject. Someone responded, this is Magamami. They changed their name to enter the U.S. relatives of a specific Omar family from Somalia who were already granted asylum in the U.S. Her brother, Ahmed Nursaid al-Mei was granted asylum in the UK under his real name.

This is the same brother she married to give citizenship in the U.S. Ilhan Nur-Nsad-El-Meh married Ahmed Nur-Sid-L-Me. Now, I don't know if it means her name is fake, real or whatever. It does. mean, however, the DOJ is acting as though her name is Ilhan Nurse at Elmi. She married a guy with that name, which implies the DOJ is saying straight up, she married her brother. Yeah, she's cooked. I was listening to someone talking about this and they, I guess, have intimate knowledge with how Somali naming customs work. And they were saying that would have a lot more sense based of what her parents' name were, that this name would actually be her

name. Elon Nur said El-Me. Just because the way Somali translates to English, like, Elon Omar wouldn't be a natural translation for name. It's the weirdest thing. There's a bunch of stuff where it's like, your last name is just the name of your parent or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like,

her dad's name is, like, NERSET al-L-Me or whatever, and then, like, said El-Me, and then, like, the name goes on. Her dad's name is NER, Omar, Muhammad. Is that it is. So you're getting like a combination. Whatever it is, are we dead naming her right now? Is that what's going? Yeah, we are. No, I just, when the DOJ were first

to be by a different name that what she registered in the United States as is interesting. And then, not to mention those documents from a few months ago saying there was no record of her father being a citizen, but I always caveat that with

just like the birthday could be wrong. I think that was one of the stories. Yeah, she had the wrong birthday too on documents. She did too. Yeah, there's a document that says we search the records to find this person. We found no such person being naturalized as a citizen.

And I said, take that with a grain of salt because if you asked U.S.CIS on January 1st, 2000, someone named Donald Trump became a citizen, they'd come back and say no such person was found. That doesn't prove Trump is not a citizen. You may have got information wrong. I'm just saying, take it with a grain of salt. It may actually be correct. People are arguing that her dad never actually got naturalized. She lied and filed on her forms. My dad's a citizen, so I can be a citizen too. And the argument is back then, you know? Paperwork was loose and wild, huh? Yeah, I mean, look, the fact that a judge signed off on the warrant, in my opinion, especially a Democrat appointed judge. He was, Boseberg was kind of the mentor of this guy. He hasn't had to talk about this already this week. But the fact that that was the condition for the warrant strongly implies that there's substance there. You know, the Democrats generally, you know, circle the wagons and do their best to protect

protect, you know, their, their compatriots or whatever. But it doesn't seem the case. And to be honest with you, with all of this stuff, it sounds like the DOJ has a legitimate case. I mean, the DOJ has like 98% conviction rate when they actually, you know, someone in prosecute. She was crying in that video. Let me see if I can pull this video up.

I don't know if they have the full video here. Hi, everyone. But she's like on the verge of tears. I just wanted to say thank you so much for the support to everyone. who sent a note of support for everyone who sent $5, $10, $20, that goes a long way as we fight Trump and his administration for trying to intimidate me and so many people right before the midterm elections. We know that they're running scared.

We're not going to be intimidated. We're not going to be silenced. We're not going to be scared. I'll be out there campaigning. We're going to be deported. all of you. I'd be crying too. I'd go back to Somalia.

All of this. And that we win in the midterms, win the House, win the Senate. Yeah, it doesn't matter if she wins because the DOJ is coming after. And the story is getting crazier and crazier. Just all the stuff we're hearing. Apparently her family is talking to the feds.

Oh, really? Oh, no. And so some reporting that her sister was talking to the feds, and that doesn't mean her sister is like cooperating, but it certainly means you dumb. Because when you're like incriminated, you stay silent. Yeah.

Like a Barack Obama situation. We had like a half brother. I was like a chud. I was going on as she have like a half sister. Bro. She's mad. She's mad. She's mad.

Deport me. All these democratic politicians, why are they marrying their family members? That guy and me? Oh, who married his cousin. Yeah. Like, what is with this? You know what's funny as like second cousin?

Yeah. Oh. Okay. Well, no, that's still gross. Yeah, like, when the Democrats all came out and they were like, there is no genetic. risk for second cousins. And we were like, yeah, but still.

It's what is second cousin? It's like your cousin's cousin or no, what is it? They were at the family reunion. I mean, come on. It would be your parents' first cousins. No, I think those are still your first cousins. I guess you're, you're worried into it. I think colloquially we call them second cousins, but genetically they're your first cousins ones removed. It's always so confusing because like we went over this last time. A relative who shares the same great grandparents as you. Because I was like colloquially you would call those your second cousins. Everyone does. but they're technically your first cousins once removed.

If you have the same great-grandparent. Is there a chart? We can just like pull this up. That's gross. Just save this chart. Yeah, I still think that's like not a thing you do. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, here, let me pull this up.

I talk about Democrats marrying their cousins. So you have a great-grandparent, and they have a kid, and that kid has, oh, right, right. It's the child of your parent's cousin. So your dad's cousin's kid is your second cousin. Yeah, that's messed up. Yeah.

That's like just one off from your aunt or uncle. Yep. Yeah, that's weird. There was a funny story we talked about when the story broke. There's a woman who married, she's like, I met my husband at my family reunion. And then everybody was like, you married your cousin. She's like, no, I married my cousin's cousin. And they were like, what's the difference?

She's like, let me explain. She's like, my dad, like, my mom has a sister. My sister got married to a guy. that, I'm sorry, I was like, yeah, married to a guy. And that guy has a brother who is a child. We are not related in any way, biologically. My cousins are related to him. I'm not.

We got married. We're not related. And I'm like, still kind of weird, but I get it. Yeah. I mean, anytime you can say, oh, my cousin in basically any context, it's kind of like, what is this, like 1910? You know, like? I'm sorry, Phil. I don't accept that.

You mean to say, is this the Middle East? Well, fair enough. Yeah. They still marry their cousins. It's a normal thing over there to marry your cousin. Yeah, but I think that we don't do that here. It's a good thing. It is a good thing.

It's a good thing. It causes genetic defects. Democrats are always thinking that people in red states are doing stuff like that. They're always accusing people like where I'm from in Missouri. Like I used to hear jokes like that actually. Yeah. But the people are like, oh, go ahead. I hear this all the time.

Like, you know, I'm hanging out in the city. You know, I'll be like, where was I? I was in Baltimore or something. and someone was like, oh, West Virginia, and then someone had to joke, like, I wonder what they're doing there with their family members. And I was like, actually, West Virginia is so strict, you can't cohabitate with a female, period.

And I'm like, you guys got it wrong. You're sitting there being like, West Virginia marries their cousins. No, West Virginia says it's illegal for a men and women to live together unless they're married. Yeah, meanwhile, like, Pakistani's, like, bump bellies with their family, like 80% of the time. And then liberals are just like, it's like a weird cultural, like, quirk. No, then you go to San Francisco and you're like, how are you criticizing Missouri?

Yeah, there's a lot going on there. There's a lot going on in San Francisco. And also, like, we're all, I mean, if you have any Mayflower ancestors, you're related to, like, pretty much every white person in the country. I mean, like, I'm, like, me and Taylor Swift and Avril Levine are all, like, six cousins. Looked it up. It's like, we have you really. Yeah, yeah.

So, if you're, if you have, like, any Mayflower ancestry, you're eighth cousins with anybody. So, like, what's, there's only 50 Mayflower Pass. What's the cousin number where you stop? Is, like, third cousin, okay? I would say like if you've, if you like, oh, we're cousins, then you're good. Like if you're fourth or fifth, I think would be, I know my third cousins. So I think fourth would be like so surprised. Here's the crazy thing.

Like, imagine a woman had her first kid at 20. Then her daughter is 20 years old and she's 40 and then her daughter has a kid. Then that grand kid is now 20. Grandmother is 60. That grand kid has a kid. Now great grandma is 80. Grandma is 60. Mom is 40.

kid is 20 has a kid. Now there's a baby with great-great-grandma. And if that great-great-grandma lives to be 100, you got great-great-grandma and 20-year-old and you're going to be like, hey, we have the same great-great-great-grandma, let's get married.

You know what I mean? Great-great-grandma could have a lot of progeny, though. Yeah. You know? How would you feel if you found out that your wife was like your third cousin? Like with that That's an episode of house

Where This guy is like With a chick and then they bolt Like he gets some kind of Like sickness And then his wife comes down with it And like it must be contagious But then they find out it's genetic

And he's like Eventually they find out Their brother and sister And they were like The guy is like My dad always hated us being together And I never knew why And they're like

It's because he cheated with the neighbor Oh Had the kid He knew the kid was his You guys got together And then the guy finds out But doesn't want to say and then he tells his wife and she's like you knew and he's like I don't want to say anything because I love you and she's like oh yeah the kid came out like five eyes they're like oh five eyes told you earlier no fingers no you know any chand nubs nubs I'm gonna be a

let's let's get it let's get it's getting spicier for illan omar check this story out this winery owned by ilhan omar's husband shuddered due to fraud yo tim minette's escrowe winery allegedly sold empty barrels to investors. You know, what is going on? Were they money laundering? That's money laundering. All alcohol, right? That seems like, that's fine.

That's Somali. Yeah. She was like, you can sell wine as long as it's not wine. I mean, like, Somalis, to be fair, could you imagine them drunk? I mean, this is how they are sober. I can't imagine.

I can't imagine a significant difference. Less. I fix them. Lesser strain. They're like, like, entrepreneur. I'd love to do a business deal with you. I just imagine lesser. restraint and no no no i'll really got to apologize for the fraud we'll get that cleaned up right

i actually well you should drink more often i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't blame the somalis for what for anything you look you sound like asman gold why what he says he's like look if they're taking advantage of it you know i were in their position then i would do the same thing i don't i don't completely agree with as but my point is this our leaders walked to the door opened it up and saw a bunch of somalis there and they were riding on boats and they were raiding ships and they're like Hey, guys, come on in and do whatever you want. And everyone around said, I'm fine with this. They started bringing all these people in.

And Americans were happy to say, look, you know, it doesn't bother me. I'm going to ignore this. I'm not paying attention to what's happening in my country until it gets to the point of fraud. There was a point in, I think Asman did make this point. He says, the Somalis in Minnesota are following all the rules. Yep. They literally are. They were told, here's how you apply for a daycare center.

I said, okay, so they did. They said, here's how you apply for government grants to get money for your daycare. So they did. And now the center being like, we just did whatever you told us what the rules were. So what they're doing is not good by our standards because we believe in high trust. But when our leaders invited these people and said, go ahead and do whatever you want, this is what you get. Yeah. I mean, look, having these kind of programs, there's going to be a certain amount of fraud. But when you have, you know, an entire, you know, political wing that is doing its best to get as many people onto government assistance as possible to, ensure that those people continue to vote for them, you're going to produce these results.

Let's put it like this. If I told you guys that I invited a black bear into this studio right now, would you be like, Tim, that's totally fine? And then when the bear malls Evan to death, would you be like, bear, what are you doing? Or would you be like, Tim, why'd you let a bear in here? I would probably have a problem with you. Letting the bear in. Yeah. Because the bear is just doing bearer stuff. And the reason I bring that up, too, is because some black bears are well-trained and are on shows and they're friends with people, and some bears are not. And so I'm not suggesting Somalians are overwhelmingly, like, morally unjust people. You're just saying they're like black bears? Well, I'm saying that people have their

nature, and I don't like to judge everyone based on the actions of those that are bad. So what I'm saying is, yes, I understand Somalia as a culture and a people. They have serious problems, a civil war. There's like no government. It's miserably bad. But there's, like, there are Somalis that are absolutely fine. They get along in this country just fine and follow the rules and try to avoid these things. So the problem I see with what Democrats do, the big picture is when you invite the entire criminal element of Somalia to come here and exploit our country, well, then everyone's going to be mad at Somalians in general because they're looking at a pattern. But when you look at something like a place like Nigeria, the people that tend to migrate from Nigeria are upper class.

They make a lot of money. They're intelligent. The reason why is those who are capable of succeeding saving and moving, it's very expensive, we're smart enough to do so. That's who we want to welcome. We don't want to welcome Somalia's criminals to come and exploit our country. This is the argument for getting rid of programs like the refugee program and stuff like that. It's like, I understand that there are places in the world. You've got a war torn. There are places where people need help and stuff. But you want to have a certain standard for the people that are coming to the United States. Like if you don't love... Yeah, the whole thing is bogus because they're like being picky with where they go.

They're like, oh my gosh, I'm about to die in a war. Hmm, should I go to America or should I go to Britain? It's like, I don't know, like go to Kenya. Well, they're basically like, if you're avoiding a war, why do you care about like where you're going? You don't want to do? Let me double down on that point for you. I agree. They say, I'm from Eritrea.

My government oppresses me. So what I'm going to do is travel across the entirety of Africa, fly to Brazil, then travel through one of the most dangerous places on the planet, the Darien Gap, risking my life, worse than it was back at home, then go through Central America, the rest of Central America, Mexico, finally come to the American border, and then I'll be safe. And it's like, how about this? We have the next country, the safest country, whatever it's called. It's supposed to be the international law.

How about we do this? If we find out that on your journey as refugee, you went somewhere more dangerous than your home, you're disqualified. So if like you're from Somalia and you're like, and I went to the Darian Gab, it's like, okay, that's worse than where you're from, so you're disqualified. Actually, you get deported back to the most dangerous place that you're right through. So you went to the Dary and Gap's like, okay, it's like, then I went through like cartel land. Okay, then I went through Baltimore and you're like, hey, wait a second.

No, no, I'll say this. I think immigration is great. I think it's very important. I think we should embrace it. But that doesn't mean opening the borders to literally millions of people. That doesn't mean H-1Bs to displace American workers. It means we say if you can afford it, if you're smart enough, if you're trustworthy, you can come and apply. And you get a probation.

If you're actually like, you know, like adding value and money into the system instead of just taking. And that's something that I never really understood, actually, with my old friends on the left is that, you know, they wanted things like Medicare for all, right? But at the same time, they'd want to extend those benefits to everybody else without ever realizing that they make,

that's just not a good psychological sell to the American people. Like, they're never going to go for that. They don't care. I know, I know, but it still raffles me. It's like your own worst enemy, actually, for what you want. But they, they're not, They're not, it doesn't matter what is actually achievable or real. In my, in my experience in talking to people on the left, it doesn't matter what's achievable or real.

They're saying what they want. It's to a leftist, voting is like, and don't take this, don't take offense to this, is like prayer, right? They're hoping that this is what they get, even if you can't, like, it's like when a kid's praying to be able to fly in the morning. The kid's not going to fly. No. But they're, they're voting saying this is what, the. result I want. They're not voting for a means. They're not voting for a logistical way to get there. They're voting for what they want. First of all, and second of all, you're both wrong and immigration

for like 20, 30 years. And then we can start it back up. Let the people that are we should just go. But like, we had it figured out. And then what, what, what, what? What, what? What, what? Or not. Hold on. I'm like, Trump was like, why don't know, we should have some more people from Norway and Denmark. Yeah, what about the UK? I would say, personally, my take is end all immigration for 20, 30 years, maybe 0.1 V.C. only let people. What about Canadian refugees?

We need more doctors. What if they're real funny, though? Like Ryan Long. I guess they should get just extended passes. Ryan Long's good. We need doctors. No, we don't need anyone. We need no immigration so that way the people

that are here can assimilate and become Americans. We did this from 1920 to 1950, and it worked pretty well. Or maybe 60. 65 was the hard sell act. We literally had it figured out. and it was working. Everyone was like, if you go read through, if you like read through Canadian parliamentary debates when they had their version of the Heart Seller Act, they quite literally

said, we just think it'd be more exciting to have more diversity. Like they were, they hated it being white so much that they're like, let's just alter the demographics, just for, let's switch it up. We, we had, that's broadly what happened in the United States as well. They like quite literally just hated the fact that you're just a white lady, right? Yeah, I'm pretty boring. Well, see, you know, you guys, no, it's great. You have it worse because I'm, I'm a daywalker. You know what I mean? Yeah, you have like some. Yeah, you have like some. exotic flair. Exactly.

What is that? It means I'm mixed race. It means I'm part Asian. You're part Asian? Yeah. So, see, I'm a daywalker. I can go to liberal circles and I can assert, I can assert over them by the oppression Olympics.

Yeah. And I can be like, well, you know, as a mixed race person, and they go, oh, I'm so sorry. You're Asian and they don't, you're white adjacent. Yeah, but it is, but it's still like 0.5 above white. Yeah. Whereas like, if you were black, you're at the top of the list. And like, if you're a black trans woman. You're with, you're rolling with us.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. sorry. I'm English. There's no Asian gangs in jail. You guys don't have the option. Like, if the left takes over, you have no choice, but just be like, I'm so sorry for being

white. But if left takes over, I'll be like, yeah, you know, white people. We don't like them. Yeah, French, German and English. So, there's. Also, I want to, I want to stress, too, like, this room makes me look more Korean than I normally do. Yeah.

I was like, the lighting is darker. So people, like, I met a guy at a, we were hanging out in Baltimore. And there's a guy. He saw me and a few people. I'm a fan. He's like, you're a lot paler on your show. And I was like, that's the lighting. We got new lighting, so now I'm like, my skin looks. If you wore a white beanie, you'd look darker. Yeah. Orgates go like this.

That works too. I'm allowed to do that. No one else can do that. I can go like this. I'm allowed to. Like when Dave Chappelle made fun of Chinese people, I was like, that is acceptable. Are we talking about Iran Omar again? Iran again? Iran again? Seriously, Tim, we're talking to Ron? Gosh. No, the Congresswoman.

That's the thing about the Shane Gillis stuff that really just, like, offended me the most was that I was not offended in any way. And then, like, the left tried to play this game. We're like, well, it's because you're Korean and not Chinese. And I'm like, shut up. Like, he was doing an Asian accent and you're like, but it's Chinese. So, like, you can't give him the Chinese accent pass as a Korean. To a white guy that's making, making those jokes, it doesn't matter if you're Chinese, Japanese. Yeah, that's like a guy's in blackface.

No, it's actually, it's South African. And you're not, you're West African. You shouldn't be offended. And it's like, okay, well, it's stuff like that. It doesn't, it doesn't matter. It's all the same. So you can be offended if you want. You can not be offended if you want.

We got to pull this up. I got to pull this up. This is from Axios. This is Keenan Thompson was talking about Shane Gillis. Listen to what this dude says about Shane Gillis being on SNL. He basically says they would scold him like a little boy. You know, yeah, I know, I know Shannon. I don't know him to be, you know, a mean person necessarily.

but yeah if he were to come back I'm sure we would have a conversation of like how do you think that went you know what do you think you could have done like a little kid I would just sit him down and be like yeah so what do you think we could change there pal and just figure it out um but yeah I guess it's just finding the balance of both things like allowing you know creative you know liberties but also kind of like watching your step as far as okay I'm not even going to play these games He goes on to be like the monologue took away from the cast. He's like Grace had a great night on the show, a new cast member, and because of Shane's monologue, it like drowned everything out.

And my first response is like, duh, that's the point of a host. You bring on a major celebrity host, and he's going to drown out the cast. But then the other issue, of course, is like, Keenan Thompson's great. Like, no beef. You know, he's been on SNL for a long time, like the longest running cast member. He's a funny guy. But Shane Gillis is the biggest comedian in the world. And even after this, they still have the gall to be like, we're.

We're going to sit him down and say, what could you do better? Nothing. He can't do anything better. He's on top. There's nowhere else to go. The skit that they would have to do is he sits down and talks to him and then Shane Gillis just starts dropping the N-bomb. I mean, to be honest, if they did a sketch together, where Keenan's literally like,

you know, what could you think you could do better? It could actually be really funny. Yeah. It could be really funny. If Shane's like, maybe I could enunciate whore, like the H before the W, like whore, you know? Kenan Tom, he's what, on SNL for like 25 years. And every time I think of him, I'm like, oh, that's the guy from Good Burger.

Or all that. His entire legacy of S&L, and I still think of him, like, oh, that's the guy from Good Burger. But I like Good Burger. Kenan and Kel, did you ever see that? Yeah. No. You know, the funny thing is, like, somebody even commented this.

Like, there are activists who are who complained about Keenan Thompson saying that Good Burger was basically just a minstrel show for a modern audience. Oh, come on. That's why it was so funny. That's true. That's why it was awesome. It was the caricature of like two dumb black guys

working, doing menial tasks. That was prime Nickelodeon. But you know what really hurts me. Cicorian House was. But you know what's funny is like it's what offense, what's offensive to me about saying that Keenan and Kellyn Goodberger were offensive

is that Beaves and Butthead are also two morons who are going to burger joint. And there's a facsimile. And what they're arguing is black people can't be made fun of. I'm sorry, like you can't make jokes about stupid people if they're black because then it's it's like racist and it's like

no, no, no, no, no, no. everybody's fine to make fun of Beavis and Butted are dumb white guys Keenan Keller were dumb black guys The race had nothing to do with it The shows were funny I mean like They're basically saying

The reason that shows The reason that movie is funny Is because they over-emphasize their race For comedy effect, comedic effect And it's like yeah that's like most movies Yeah Like that's what rush hour is Like it's a minstrel show

It's like yeah that's like a very normal thing In comedy like what did we have Three Rush Hours? Yeah The whole premise of it is literally like an urban black guy and a traditional Chinese guy. Like, the whole movie is like,

what if we put two stereotypical ethnic groups together and made them interact? And everyone loved it. Yeah, it's funny. It's great. I mean, even super bad, that's like an over-emphasized suburban white guy. Dude, we need Rush Hour 4.

It's very common. Well, Trump apparently put a lot of pressure on him. If Rush Hour 4 was announced, I'd pre-order tickets. I'm not even playing. Wasn't that so weird? Out of all the people that Chris Tucker wasn't like on the Epstein last,

that was so random. I'm like reading through him like, yeah, that makes sense. saw, I totally mixed. Chris Tucker. I'm like, what's he doing on there? That was really weird. I would have expected him at a diddy part. Rush Hour 4 is in development. Yeah, with Brett Ratner. You know, see Trumple's the one that like that's for it. Yeah. I'm seeing it.

I'm going. Yeah. Dude, like, like a fast, you make, you make Jason Statham any movie. I don't care what the, what it is, as long as he just goes around massacring people, like, I'm watching it. Yeah. And it's such a, like, go back to that initial. Oh, James Bond is just like a British minstrel show. Yeah, that's like the point. Like such a stupid observation.

I want to see a movie where like, just give me the most absurd premise possible. Like, what's the weirdest? Jason Statham is a professor of folklore and mythology at a feminist university. And then like Indiana Jones. And then a band of terrorists. You can never make a movie like that though.

No, no, like a band of terrorists come in. Yeah. And they like steal a rare book. So he just goes around massacring everybody. I'm like. It is. That's Indian Jones. Yeah.

It's basic. Well, no, Indiana Jones doesn't go around mass. You can kill anyone. Jason Statham. Not on purpose. He killed some people, but just not a lot of it. He, like, knocked them off cliffs, and they went, ah, and they just appeared. He might be alive.

He shot the guy with the sword. He did shoot the guy, but he might survive. I like those movies where Jason Satham's heart is going to stop. That adrenaline, yeah. It's really good. Did they make, like, three of those? He zapped. I don't know.

Did they really make three of it? Maybe there's two of them. Yeah, no, no, there's at least two. Because in the first one, I think he dies. That's like, one starts right after he dies. He gets back up, and they're like, you're like, you're back. And I'm just like, let's go. He shocks himself.

I haven't seen him in anything in a while. He's still with that model one, if I understand correctly. So he's probably busy. I saw a video where the Rock like stole a guy's phone. Did you see this? The Rock stole the guy. So a guy was like, I get a picture and the Rock takes a picture with him and smiles and then puts the phone in his pocket as he's walking.

And then the guy like waves someone. He's like, oh, when he pulls the phone out. And I'm like, is that real? Because the Rock looks like he's on this deathbed. I was just going to say, have you seen any pictures of the Rock recently? He's lost. Well, he had a heart condition, if I understand correctly, from years and years.

of just mainlining gear. And he just, he's like, oh, now he's very, he's thin. So he's like the pebble. It's really sad to see like some people, they think like, like Mark Wahlberg, like clearly on the sauce, but then like, you know, people, he'll like put out as like, I wake up at like 4 a.m. And it's like, that's like, that's why I look like that. I'm like, dude, all these people are like waking up at 4 a.m. Now like, like, why don't I look like Mark Wahlberg?

So it's not just getting up at 4 a.m. You, like, if you are getting up at 4 a.m. and you're training and you're on the gear, then you'll end up And drinking a dozen raw eggs. Yeah. That's disgusting. He like skips over the gear part. And so it's like, well, I'm going to look like Mark Walker. I'm going to wake up at 4 a.m.

There are people out there that are on the assumption that if you're on gear and you're not lifting, you're going to end up looking like that and you don't. You actually have to go to the gym and lift. Otherwise, you'll just get that. You don't have to go up 4 a.m. It doesn't matter. It's like Mark Wobber. It doesn't eat like 20 pounds of chicken and fish.

And you got to like just throw hands with every Vietnamese guy you see. You know what's a hell. Here's an important thing to understand is that fat and muscle, both, require energy to be maintained. Yeah. So, like, if you're real fat, if you just start eating a normal amount of food, you lose weight.

Right. Because your body needs energy to maintain that level of fat. So it's kind of like, most people don't realize that, where it's like, you got somebody who's really fat, you're like, listen, you've only got a diet. Don't diet. Stop eating garbage. Just eat normal food.

Like, if your friends have a cheeseburger for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and you're having seven, just go down to three and you're going to drop 50 pounds. Yeah. One of the things that people don't realize is when you're trying to look like so like the rock or whatever You have to eat like two grams of protein per pound of body weight Oh, so like if you're 200 pounds you got to eat like 400 grams of protein And then people don't even realize how much food that is and then the day before filming you can't drink anything Yeah

So you get dehydrated so your skin tightens and they can see your muscles Because Jason Momoa was at the beach shortly after filming Aquaman and The media called him Chubby because he looked like normal he was hydrated. Yeah. But the dude was ridiculously fit. It's just you can't see his muscles

because he has skin. In the movies, they get dehydrated so you can see all the muscles. Everything the veins. Yep. Hopping out. Yeah. Yep.

Oiling them up. It is to gain muscles a lot of work, even if you're on gear, and most of the work is the amount of food that you have to manage to continuously shove down your throat. It's pretty wild. They're still trying to cancel Shane Gillis.

And even at this point, Keenan being like, we should ask him what he should have done better. And I'm just like, you've probably got more ratings on that show than you've gotten in five years or 10 years because of Shane Gillis and because of what he said and how he said it. So like, there's no reality where behind the scenes anyone's mad at Shane Gillis. I guarantee you all the producers are going, ha ha, let's cool. If they were actually mad at him, I imagine SNL would have made a statement. They didn't say anything. Well, it's not that. It's like the attention is good.

they've never been more relevant until they're going to invite him back in 2020 if someone did something that was outside of what is acceptable there would have been a bunch of people that were working there that came down on him he would have tried to get him to make an apology

there would an apology by SNL none of that stuff happens anymore because they don't have the cultural influence don't don't don't they do a rehearsal the day before anyway I don't know if they do a monologue rehearsal but I know they do the rehearsal of the skits I think it's day up actually

I don't know But the I mean I imagine I bet they do Shane probably gives them on It tells you shows them the monologue Yes They rehearse the monologue

Every host We'll we'll do the whole show First and they write That's twice Is it day up or the day before? Literally right before 8 p.m. on Saturday With a live studio audience

Yeah That's crazy So they literally do the show Two times back to back They knew It wasn't exactly So for him to be like You should ask what

Everyone heard at the audience laughed. They loved it. Yeah. They're not funny anymore though because they're just so biased. What were they ever funny? I think back in the day, back in the 90s. I don't think so. I think Chevy Chase? Yeah, no, I think what happened was

SNL is like 80% not funny. And when we remember SNL, it's because by the time we were kids, we got the highlight reel of every season and all the classics. Oh. So they are funny every so often. And we remember those very funny moments like living in Van Don by the river. Yeah.

But can you remember literally any other joke from whatever season that was? We remember the key moments going, SNL's great, but then when you actually watch each individual episode, you're like, this is pretty bad. It's pretty dumb. And then every softened is a banger. That's probably how it's going to be. I don't know.

I mean, in 20 years, if SNL's still around, people will be quoting the, you know, the Daily Report with Che and whatever. for, what's her case? They'll be like, those are funny. See, SNL, this prime S&L was the 2020s. No, dude. What was it?

Like 2010, The Onion, fake news those videos? Now, that was good. Well, the 2000s, when they did the fake news channel, that was awesome. That's what I mean. Yeah, that was awesome. When they did the, uh, the woman who had the book

about the grabler. Oh, yeah. Like your money problem. Imagine a hook-nosed little grabler. Or they're the one where they bring. He controls all the banks. They bring the kid on. and he was like

bullied for like wearing a shirt in the pool and they're like, so what'd they call you like butterball, fatso? I was like, yeah. And then they had the Al-Qaeda endorses new schematic for World Trade Center

and they're like, it's going to look great a crash. It's awesome. Yeah, that nowadays the people that are running it are, you know, as far left as you can get.

In fact, go ahead. The best onion one, sorry, I get it because I'll forget it, was Al-Qaeda. They had like on the news they brought an al-Qaeda member on and a 9-11

deny her on. And he's like, I assure you, we did a great job that day. And he's like, oh, no, it couldn't have happened. He's like, trust me. My best guy's wrong. Building seven, building seven. Yeah. And then what's the what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the one of the, one of the, one of the people that works there is, uh, one of the people that works there is, uh, one of the people that works there is, one of the most notorious leftist. Oh, Tim Ibacker out there. Can't ever die or whatever. Juniper on X. Yeah. Can't ever die. Let's let's let's let's just. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's take a look at how bad the onion is. Let's see if we can get a single laugh out of this. Executive Order designates shaking empty beer can at wife as official language of U.S.

Really? It's like, dude, what? Whoever says my name on TV gets my vote. Well, because the OG Onion joke writer was like, it shouldn't read as a joke. And that's why it's funny, where these clearly are like there's a punchline and it sucks. Authorities investigate collision between trains from Chicago. traveling 80 miles per hour, D.C. traveling 75 miles per hour. I mean, that might be

an okay joke to a fifth grader. I mean that. Because that's the joke. It's like the original like a train is leaving Chicago. You know. That's pretty funny. Will Trump running for midterm president help down-battle Republicans? That's not even a joke. No. Wait, what? Did they write a whole article on it?

Well, yeah, look at the... It's not just a pun. It's just a punchline. That's not funny. They're just saying like Trump's running for president. Look at the one that's just like it sucks. It's not even a joke because Trump literally said I act as though I'm on the ballot.

News study finds cavemen had trouble sticking to paleo diet without frozen meal kits. It's not absurd. It's not like a fake news. It's just, it's like a bad punchline. That one at least isn't political. AOC tidies up in case federal agents

stopped by for raid. Spiritally geriatric humor. All right, all right. You guys have won me over. and it's Osama bin Laden. It's just crazy how the onion used to be like really funny. Because you can tell like a 70 year old liberal thinks this is like hilarious. Let's pull up Babylon B and see if we laugh.

Like Cole Bear is like reading this like this is awesome. Or they're using AI. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah, all right. Babylon B. Can you make me laugh? DHS brings in Mori to reveal results of Omar DNA test. Even Babylon B is like totally off too. You know, I was a socialist condemn Elon Musk for redistributing wealth.

That got a huh. That's actually true. I get a little chuckle out of that. He was like, I'm going to give a share of SpaceX to everybody. And they were like, how dare you? So that one gets like a, that gives me one out of five laughs. One out of five. I didn't actually chuckle at all, but, you know.

That got a huh. Yeah. Neighborhood children woefully unprepared for a local man who chooses trick over a treat. That's like a one out of five. You know, it's like, I go like, eh. You know? In Aprilville, oh, they win. 10 out of 10.

I mean, they're beating the onion, so you got to get them. That's true. They're at least. God rejects Cain's offering of candy corn. I got a chuck out of the other. I hate candy corn. Yeah, it's not good. Jalen Hertz, Pfizer ruled out for season.

Okay. Hero Dad survives wife's C-section. You could do a better punchline than that. These are just like tweets that I saw nine months ago. Yeah. They're hoping you forgot about it so they can like regurgitate it. Ilhan Omar starting to regret hiring immigration attorney from quality citizen, citizenship center.

Yeah, you know. Oh, it's like the Nick Shirley video. Oh, my gosh. Ilhan Omar furiously denies immigration fraud charges, says she only married brother for love. That's kind of funny. That's pretty good. Because, to be honest, it's like her only defense.

You married your brother. It wasn't for immigration. I love him. Like, well, marrying your sibling is still illegal. French shop owners hang hams over doorposts, So riders will pass them by. Oh my God. Okay.

That's a two out of five. Like that's a good zinger. I don't think it's the funniest joke, but we get it. You would just see these in the replies of like a Fox News. That's like the problem. I think part of it's because you'll actually see really funny stuff on Twitter. And these just feel like they've like taken that and then put it in claw. It's kind of a funny Christian joke, though.

Oh, crap. Girl you like just called you her brother in Christ. It's like we heard these like 10 and 15 years ago. I know, that one's a little chuckle, right? Oh, I'm, like, down for, it's just like, it's just like Gen X. Trump Torches Tesla dealership. I don't get that.

Yeah, I don't get that one either. That's like almost as bad as the onion. It's from June 5th. Newly announced sequel, Sound of Freedom 2 features Jim Caviesel going after Andrew Tate. Oh, this is from years ago. Yeah. Oh, these are all super old. Does they even post anything in their website anymore?

I think that was, just that section was like a couple from the 20th and the 20th of October, but... Don't miss. Huh. Well, you know, I'm not moved. RFK Jr. prepares to delight trick-or-treaters with mason jars of beef tallow. It's okay. There's a better way to do that joke, you know?

Actually, G-Prime already made that joke, and it was way better. It's where it's Valentine's Day. I got to pull this one up if I can find it. He's been on the rampage, huh? Oh, yeah. But his RFK Jr. is the... is the absolute best. Oh, the Daily Beast rag on him.

Please tell me. Let's see if I can find it. No, it's just so hard to find G-Prime stuff, man. Come on. It's basically like two kids and like a girl's like, will you be my Valentine? And then he flies in and he slaps the candy out of their hands. And he's like, no kids.

Those are full of artificial dyes and chemicals. And then he hands them like beats. And he's like, have these delicious beats instead. And the kids are like, what? Yeah. That was funny. That's how you do it. I remember a guy gave me a toothbrush one year.

For trick-or-treating. A toothbrush. Yeah, it was really disappointing. I mean, I remember back in the day when they would give out cigarettes. You know, those are the days. No way. God, I leave. Strong American say, your kid is a smoke.

A camel flicking into his bag. That's when men were men and women were women. But now men are women and women are men. Don't do this to me. I want a cigarette. Miss smoking. Tate insists we get a cigarette vending machine for the new office. Hell yeah. Actually, you should go right there.

Yeah, actually, that's a good idea. Well, because we lost the Japanese toilets. We need a new piece of Japanese tech in here. And I'm like, Japanese vending machine. No, I'm all from the 90s. It's like a knob you crank. Just be an actual... Well, like the sliding change thing.

An actual cigarette vending machine full of Marlboro Reds. Yeah. Yeah? We can put some Zen in there for, you know... No, you can't. Some zin. The sellouts. All right.

Nicotine gum? Nicotine gum. All right. You know, or you just like not do nicotine, you know what I mean? I heard GLP ones cure addiction. I'm not a smoker. I have a lung disease, but I just really like the gum. So you're just addicted to the gum?

What? What? You're just like addicted to nicotine. I'm so addicted. Yeah, it's my only bite. Is it, is it sure I heard that people who take GLP ones like they're not addicted anymore? Yeah, because it like satiates you. There's one. Well, I was speaking to my friend about it, I'm not going to blow up a spot.

And he started GLP ones and he's like, I could divorce my wife right now and feel nothing. Like, it totally nukes your like emotions. That might be good for me. my mom actually. Yeah, I heard stories like alcoholics took GLP1 and then just didn't want to drink anymore. Yep. It just makes you chill.

Yeah, I was talking to Jillian Michaels about it and she was like it's kind of bad but microdosing is good. Micro dosing GLP1s? Yeah, so instead of doing like they do like a massive dose that blasts you for like a week and then it causes things like stomach paralysis and other weird messed up stuff. And she was like if you do a teeny bit not a, if like, if she was like pills, we were not getting a full injection. And then what it does is you'll eat like normal, you'll work like normal, but then for half the day,

you'll be satiated as opposed to blasting off for a week and a half of one shot. Take the edge off. Exactly. You know. And then it's like for people who are addicted in alcoholics or whatever, like it helps them, helps them relax. But it's like, it's like really, because the whole point of GOP1 is like, these people aren't disciplines that they have to use it.

And then Gillian's like, by the way, beverly disres. Yeah, anybody who can maintain that regimen will just. like exercise. Yeah. Which I think honestly, yeah, some people are in a situation where they probably should just blast to what happens. Like stomach paralysis is probably better than dying at 50. Yeah, but apparently they have rotting food in their stomach just sitting there for a week

and they're like gagging up rot. You. Yeah, I don't think so. I think that's... Yeah, but at least it's happening inside of them rather than like getting big. I don't know. I just like obesity is like one of the worst things that could happen. Yeah, no, I think there's some people who really need it.

Like my aunt had fatty liver disease. Is it because she was eating bad food? Yeah. Maybe she could just not do that. I know, but she lives in like a food desert basically. Food swamp, you mean? Well, no, it's like the rural area with not, I mean, there's not a lot of healthy option. And they just won't.

Being honest. And we just won't. And she just won't. Because we've been giving this advice for years and obesity's gone up every year until last year. Certain people just won't. Have you guys seen that picture? Let me see if I can find this picture. It's a...

What's it a picture of? It's like a junction. Let me see if I can find it. It's like a famous image of this. There it is. I found it. It saved her. Pennsylvania arrest stop.

Oh, you know what? I love this. I've been here before. Okay, you can have your terms. Oh, yes. We had a billboard. Oh, come on. I can't get the image.

We had a billboard there in Breeswood. It's awesome. Hold on. Like, the image is right there. But like, it's one of me open. I was like, that's where the picture is. That's the famous picture. This is right by us.

Like, by our old studio. It's like a 40-minute drive. So this is a very famous image of what's called a food swamp. A food swamp. There's food everywhere. in this image. You're not far away, but it's all just like garbage, you know. To be fair, though, this is, what is it? It's Breezewood, right? Yeah.

Yeah. You know, there's like 40 minutes north of our West Virginia studio. Yeah. And it's got one of the only, like, long, it's like a longstanding family pizza at restaurant right there. It's still there. I intentionally went there with my wife, like, we must go. Yeah. And we went, we ordered wings in pizza, and it was glorious. And we knew it was bad for us. It's so good. But it was like just one time. Yeah. One time. What was I going to time machine? Everything in moderation is actually a true thing.

Well, not everything, but most things in moderation are fine. I used to work in a pizza hut when I was a kid. So the glory days of Pizza Hut are deep in my soul. Look it, man. Book it? Yeah. You'd read like four books or whatever, and then you'd earn a booket wheel. One of the coupons you got was a free pizza.

Yep. See, we've got to bring that stuff back. We had box tops when I was a kid. Yeah, we had those. Stock those up. Buy cereal. You know, your kids eating literally a bowl of, like, empty carbs, and it's making them sickly and fat.

And then you trade your box top for some, you know, garbage. Oh, I remember when I was a kid, you got a chick-fil-A and you get the kid's meal and they give you this, like, just gay book. And you could trade it in for a thing of ice cream. What do you think everyone did? 2010. Yeah, sorry, I don't want your, like, woke book.

It's like a rabbit or whatever. Like 2010. You know what it was? Yeah. It was like, oh, yeah. A chick-fil-A? Yeah. Aren't they, like, religious?

No, it was probably based or whatever I was like, I'm not gonna find out I'm giving, I get the ice cream every single time Yeah It was probably odd You can have the book or ice cream Yeah Tough decision

They probably kept five books in the entire place Because there's like there's no way 51 years old I'm taking the ice cream I remember one of my friends took the books I'm like what are you trying to prove What do you think you're like Show off

I'm like what's wrong with you Why you show? Dude I love this place This image Yeah this is awesome It's just like a road trip When you were a kid This is what we're thinking were

People here will like look at this, they'll live there and they'll be like, I hope we don't turn into Paris. People look at this in their, or people look at this picture and they're like, oh, this is so terrible. But like, part of what's going on here is the, like the perspective. Because if you look at the actual area, it doesn't look as congested if you're from any other. The reason why this specific picture happened, Breezewood is a uniquely horrible situation where they don't have an energy. There's two highways meeting, but they don't have an interchange. So you have to get off of one highway, go onto a search.

for sure to get on the other one. So that's why this is such a hot real estate market is because you're guaranteed like probably tens of thousands of customers every single day. I gotta recommend it. Like if you've never been there? So it's kind of cherry-picking. Is that 81?

Is that in Pennsylvania or West Virginia? This is Pennsylvania. Yeah. And it's, but it's, uh, let me see if I can pull it up. I mean, that does kind of look like the town nearby where my aunt lives. Yeah. It's a food swamp. What is this?

It's I-76 and another interstate, but like they don't interchange. You have to get on the surface road. So it's kind of cherry. I mean, we have places to look like this, but this is like uniquely bad because of the circumstances. I don't care what anyone says. I'm not turning down a filet of fish if I get the chance. It's very Catholic of you. I think it's 70 off 70.

Filet fish. What is that? McDonald's sandwich. Oh, the, oh, the filet-o fish, yeah. It was introduced specifically for Catholic. Yep. Yeah. When I was growing up, that was the deal.

You go there on Friday, you get a playoffish. I'm more of a dominoes girl when it comes to pizza. Dominoes? Yeah. No? I mean... My girlfriend likes Papa Johns. Papa Johns is good.

Oh, really? Yeah, it's really good. I tend to find, like, some hometown pizza joint generally, usually. Just like little Caesars. Dude, he's always there. I mean, it's been made... This point's been made, et cetera. He's always been there for you.

But they're not on ready anymore. People, like, start turning on him. Like hot, but it takes for it. When you're at your lowest, he's there for you. Oh, yeah. $5 fill you up? Yeah. Yeah, so, like, just straight north because, like, you know, down here by Harper's Ferry's where our other studios at, you drive up right here, and there's Breezewood.

And if you've never been, it is like... You see the interchange? That's why all that real estate's there. Yeah, because the highways, you have to exit. Like, you drive up, you exit here, and then you got to figure out where you're going. Yeah, so you go north on 76. You've got to turn right on that service road and then get onto the other. thing to get on the 70, 76.

Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, no interchange. Yeah. They should make every, ban interchanges, you know? Bring back small town America with Perkins and pizza. It was something corruption related.

I think it was like the state, the U.S. rep that had a relationship with some business that used to be there. I think that's the pizza. And mandated it happened. It was something that was like, like clearly not done

to be efficient. We actually drive through here a lot. Because like, we're driving north to if we're going to like uh there's like Pittsburgh or there's actually really great skiing up here surprisingly good skiing i just remember the first time doing that little interchange i'm like this is the stupidest like design ever and that's when i went down this rabbit like why did this happen and yeah it was just like some political favor like oh man i got to know the deep lore about breezewood dude like the biggest rabbit hole to go down is amtrak like why

do so many of these lines exist and you can go go through each budget to see which senator was like, I'm not losing 400 jobs in Reno. We're not cutting this billion dollar route from Seattle when I was like eight people used. I remember I was going to Seattle from Chicago and we looked up and flights were actually cheaper than the train ride.

Yeah. And we were like, why? I was just going to say. But we were like, the train sounds fun. I would love to take the train. It was 48 hours. Well, I go to New York a lot and I'm like, I would love to take the train. But every time I look it up, unless you've booked it out, like, three months ahead of time, which is, who's going to do that?

The train should be, like, the convenient, oh, I don't have time to get a plane. Let's just get on the train. It's like $400 versus driving. From, wait, from D.C. to New York? It's like $30. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's like $200. Bro, no way.

Yeah, it's terrible. People just drive or fly because it's like, what's the point? Yeah, I'm going to take my car. I wish it was convenient. I'd be using it every time. You're right? Wow. I know, it's really annoying.

Oh, dude. 10 years ago was like $87? really inefficient. Like, they should subsidize even more. No, dude, 10 years ago, like when Trump was running, I was taking the train down here, and it was like 35 bucks. I know. Like, what they should do is Amtrak should cut all the other lines and then use that for extra subsidies because the seller makes money.

So actually just like nuke the profitability and subsidize it. Yeah, okay. Like New York City to DC, $82, but going back the other way. The timing is always weird, too. A bunch of them are $300 from New York to D.C. This is insane. The times that you would actually use it are, like $300. Wow. Only booked, too. I just drive. Just easier to drive. Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

New York to DC, $22. Amtrak. It's probably like four in the morning or something. Let's see. No, it's probably like a 10 at night. No, I think it's the last trains are always really expensive. It's the morning ones are cheap. Let's let's jump to the story. We got this from Mediaite. Dolly Parton's sister claims Nashville area

voting machine flipped her ballot to GOP candidate Marsha Blackburn. I kept punching for the Democrat. There's actually a ton of of these videos popping up right now where liberals are claiming the machines are all rigged for Republicans. And I'm like, oh, so the Republicans are going to win? Is it Elon space lasers that are just like, you know, doing it? I don't know. I mean, I don't know how reliable the story is, but. Well, some lady said something happened. That's all we need, right? Yeah, right. I mean, the thing that I, that concerns me is, is the more people say this, the more the narrative is

that the midterms are fixed, that it's Donald Trump, the Republicans, and that means they're illegitimate. And, you know, referring to the stuff that we were talking about last night, the, you know, the stuff that data Republicans been talking about, the less, the more people believe that the elections are illegitimate, the more likely it is that you have some kind of protests and essentially playing into the argument that... What if we get riots and protests, It'll be great for ratings. It'll be great for ratings.

Won't be so good for the country. Well, you know, you know, but ratings. I live in the Bay Area. I don't want riots. Yeah, the funny thing is, there's riot in Democrat areas. They'll be right. And they're just sitting there watching and being like, why are they doing this? We're in D.C.

Now, there are going to be tons of riots around here. Yeah. That'd be funny. We'll be, like, trapped in the building. No, but it's true. I am meeting. I can't bring, I can't be armed around here. I don't want that.

You can. In D.C.? Haven't you talked to our security company? I have to talk to our security company. Yeah, they're like, easy. Oh, really? What? Phil, you're famous.

All right. Don't you understand that the rules don't apply to you? Well, I like to hear this. Yeah, the, this is what people need to understand. The rules for firearm ownership only apply to, like, working class people. I told this story when I was in Jersey and I was trying to get a gun, they were like, you can't get an open or conceal carry. So they don't do open.

They only do conceal. Yeah. Because they don't want people visibly with guns. And they were like, you can own a gun in your home, but you can't get a concealed carry for it. And I was like, what do you mean you can't? Isn't that a violation of like two? And like, oh, no, no, you can apply, but they'll never give it to you. And then I was like, then why do they have the application? And the cop was like, well, like, rich and famous people easily get it. And I was like, oh, I'm rich and famous. And he was like, oh, well, then you get it.

And I was like, yeah, you'll get it pretty quick, actually. I'll have to get the security company. Yeah, the argument they say is that when a regular person applies for a concealed carry, they ask you why you need it. And of course, the Supreme Court shot this down recently, a couple years ago, they would say, like, what do you need the gun for? And if you said security and protection, they'll say, prove it. If you're rich and famous, it's very easy to prove. And you'll be like, I've got millions of followers, I have a lot of money. And so they go, okay, okay, you're fine.

Now, apparently, since that Supreme Court ruling, these jurisdictions are all very still angry about it and strict, but it's actually substantially easier to get. So I was talking to our security company, and they were like, it's actually like a form, and you're good. And you get reciprocity and all that stuff along with it as well. That's great news. Yeah. Is it like if you get death threats or something on a regular basis?

Well, the Supreme Court ruled that you cannot deny someone when they apply. Okay. So they ruled, you still have to apply for it, but the state or the jurisdiction can't deny you. So now in places like Maryland or Jersey or D.C. Where you would apply and they would just ignore it. Now they have to grant it. But will they just jam it up and stringy-y-o? No, no, that's what they used to do.

Yeah. It used to be that they would say, oh, yeah, yeah, and you'd get jammed up for years until you forgot. Supreme Court shut that down, so now they have a certain amount of time where they have to. And I think the rules if they don't reply within a certain time, it de facto defaults to yes. Because I was hearing that people were trying in Manhattan, and they were still getting strung along for the year. My manager has one that works in Long Island and works in all of New York except for New York City. Yeah. Well, New York City, it's like, yeah, rich and famous for your NYPD.

Like, if you're, if you're a NYPD or have someone that's a relative to NYU, it opens the whole city up. It's like Alabama. It's crazy. Magic, right? I know. A little corruption card. my friend, his dad was NYPD, and we could just, like, park, like, literally right next to Central Park at any time. Double park, nothing would happen.

I'm going to set the chat off of my manager is a Jewish guy. Oh, that proves it. Yeah, it does prove. Okay, good luck finding a manager that's not Jewish, to be fair. Business manager is Jewish, too. But he's like, look, man, I've, you know, I'll be standing out. He had his, his kid was standing outside his house, and some dude drove by and just was hollering slurs at him for being a Jewish guy. And he's like, and I can't get a gun to carry.

in New York City, blah, blah, blah. All kinds of BS stuff when it comes to the city. Let's see. It's 21 and older to get a gun. You got to pass a background check. You got to buy it through an FFL. You register with MPD. submit your application.

Two proofs of ID. You got to attend an in-person appointment for fingerprint and photo. You pay a fee of $35. $10-day waiting period. I'll do that. Yeah. You can't open carry. You can conceal carry.

Open carry is a bad idea. Can't have magazines over 10 rounds. I got some... And some specific guns are banned. No, like AK-47. No, they don't allow what they call assault rifles in D.C. Well, yes, but typically long guns are easier to own

than handguns, despite long guns. Why? Because you can't hide them. Yeah. So, yeah, I'll have to look into that. I'll talk to the boys. Yeah, talk to the boys. Boyce, in the meantime, right now the narrative seems to be that the Republicans are rigging the election.

I'm going to add? I mean, look, like I said, in my opinion, this is laying the narrative groundwork for the Democrats to accuse Republicans of, you know, stealing the election, being illegitimate and having some kind of, you know, organized protests, starting going around the No Kings protests and stuff like that, having that stuff be nationwide. And if you look at what data Republican... You're implying Republicans will win. They claim Republicans are cheating and the Democrats win. There's not going to be a proxical. No, I don't think that it matters. I do think that the Democrats are going to win, are going to take the House.

And I think they're going to... If the Democrats take the House, they'll still say, look, the Republicans that won, they're illegitimate. And it doesn't take very much to get people riled up, right? Well, they should do it in Texas because, like, it's Tennessee. What are they? Oh, the Democrats are supposed to win in Tennessee. What's going on? This machine must be not working. I mean, your points well taken, but still, like, my concern is the kind of stuff that will activate the rioters, basically, in that. Because there's all kinds of people that are out there that are looking for a reason to get out into the streets. You've got all kinds of dark money that, all kinds of money that'll flow to these organizations, all kinds of NGOs.

She got the whole USAID apparatus that they didn't just evaporate when USAID was shut down. So I strongly recommend people look at the stuff that data Republicans posting and be aware of what she's talking about. The kind of color revolution that she lays out, that she asserts that the NGO, the former NGO people and USAID people are involved in, like they've had success in other countries and they're trying to. to use that model here is what she's saying. And in my opinion, it's something that they've been laying the groundwork for a while. And this kind of thing, oh, the election machines are rigged, and the Republicans are actually trying to steal the election and stuff that falls right in line with what that a Republican was saying that's going to have,

or the NGOs are trying to make happen the narrative that it's an illegitimate election, regardless of who wins. And to be honest with you, if the Democrats win or the Democrats take the House, it does make for a situation that's actually better for the Democrats because they can insulate people that are out there trying to protest and stuff. I mean, I think that it's something that I've noticed. I was on a radio show a few weeks ago, actually, with Christine Pelosi. Oh, really?

I don't think she knew that I was going to be on. It was kind of a surprise. Was she like, oh, no, I'm going to get actually questions. I mean, she's running for office right now in San Francisco. So I think she, yeah, I mean, she probably didn't want to be on a show with me. But, yeah, the guy that was there, he was going off about, you know, that was kind of like this, where we had different people. And he was going off about how Trump wasn't really, he was an illegitimate president.

And he's not really the president. And the guy that was interviewing us was actually a Democrat, but he's more common sense. And he's like, you don't think Donald Trump won the, 20, are you, like, are you kidding me right now? Are you a Democrat election denier? Yeah. I just spend. And they actually, like, I'm seeing this. That's part of the reason that they're pushing for the Democrats actually to vote in person this year on election day instead of vote by mail is because they are convinced that there's going to be ballot tampering. On the way here, you know, because we've been commuting now, right? We drive and it's like,

it's like about an hour drive. So I'm like, all right, you know, let's like play the news while we're on our way here. I did my whole morning show, so I've got all this information in my head. But let's see what the news is talking about. So I'm like, I'm like, That's by CNN. So we're in the Tesla and I put on CNN. And they're immediately just going, it's a discussion where they're like, so Elon Musk, right?

He's manipulating these elections. I mean, he is manipulating them. He's putting all this money in and I'm like, eh, yeah, yeah. And they're like, should he be allowed to do this? And the guy's like, it is pretty shocking how bad and how corrupt it's become. It's legal.

But the point is, I'm immediately like, this is not news. So then I'm like, I'm going to put on like CNBC or just something else. And I put on CNBC and then once again, And it's just like a woman and a guy smack talking somebody. And it's just complaints about a person. And I'm like, I'm getting mad. I'm like, this is not news.

So I put an MS now. And I'm like, maybe they'll at least talk about what Trump is doing, right? No, of course not. Why would I think otherwise? All they were doing was like, so Elon Musk is evil, right? And the guy's like, I think he is. And I'm like, oh my God, like in a Tesla unless. So then I'm just like, is there any news?

Is anyone doing news right now? No, all of the channels were just talking about people. I got to give a shout to CBS on the way here. They were talking news. Good for that. They were talking about news. I think, you know, that's kind of evidence to, to, you know, what we're talking about, this is not about, it's not about news anymore.

It's about laying out the narrative. So that way, low information voters or low information people, people that only, you know, read the headlines or whatever, listen for 15, 20 minutes. They get fed the narrative that they're, that they want. You know, I got to be honest, like a dream come true for politicians. Because imagine, you know, 20 years ago, 30 years ago, you're sitting there being like, what's our message to try and sell people for the vote? and how are we countering their message?

These days it's like, it's so easy. All I got to do is say that he hates gay people. You know, that's it. He's racist. I'm not racist. Yeah, you are. And that's it. And Republicans always do this.

They always argue the Democrat framing instead of reframing. Miserable tactics. So it's like the Democrats say Republicans are racist, and the Republicans have a debate about whether or not they're actually racist. And it's like, why don't we just not debate whether you are and whether they are? The correct response for someone calling you racist is just to insult them because that's exactly what they're doing. There's no reason. You got to reframe.

The premise of the conversation must be that your opponent is bad, not you are bad. You should not be defending your suffering an accusation. They should be defending themselves. So you can say something like, you're calling me a racist, a pedophile calling me a racist. And then instantly it's the most, you crank it up to 11. And they're like, did you just call me that? How did you get there from me? And be like, look, I see things on the internet, man.

you know and maybe they're not real maybe they're not real and then they're going to be like how dare you call me that and instantly they're on the defensive Republicans never reframe and that's why with all due respect to Rolo the other day when he mentioned that study

and he was like it says that young boys are being fed this corrupting information for the Manosphere but like they're only getting fed that information because they're setting up their Instagram and I'm like stop you're immediately agreeing with their premise that the information from the Manosphere is bad

and you're arguing how they're getting the bad information instead of saying oh so children are getting health and uplifting content about being a better person? Yeah. The narrative, you know, the attempts to just outline the narrative for people so that way people have the preconception in their head.

That's something that the news has been, I mean, they've been doing it definitely since Donald Trump started running, right? Like the Trump is this, Trump is that, he's all these things. Now people just knee-jerk go to Donald Trump as this, this monster and stuff. And I mean, I imagine that you've seen a lot of that coming from the, you know, coming from the world. Absolutely. I mean, it was a huge fundraising opportunity for them, you know, the fact that actually, if Donald Trump didn't win, I think it'd actually be really hard for them to raise money, believe it or not. But yeah, they're just so motivated to paint him as like a certain way or to reflexively react to anything that he does, even when it's good, right? And even when they should agree that it's good, like shutting down the border, right?

they just reflexively react and they can't I don't know they can't help themselves a lot of democrats you guys I would I naively thought that they would be receptive to my book that they would be interested maybe because they did lose all seven swing states in 2024 right because I voted for Trump it's like they automatically write me off because it's like how could you have gone there how many like do you have any friends that any anyone that was or is a Democrat that was your friend that is still your friend or is has basically everyone excommunicated. No, basically everybody.

Yeah, I was looking at my wedding reception video the other day, just for fun. It popped up. I was showing my son. And I was like, oh, my God, everybody in this video, except for blood family. Yeah. And, like, my husband's best friend is completely out of our lives.

Is your husband also a Republican now? He's kind of a red pill. He was more on the left, but he really hated the way that he saw me get treated inside of them because of my skin. skin color basically. Because of your skin color. Because of my skin color. Yeah. So he's kind of a shifted, you know, his perspective too. Well, it's, there's this clip of me from Trigonometry that goes viral nonstop. Have you guys seen it? Which one? No. The one where the Trigonometry guys are like, you call the left occult, but we could just easily say the same thing about the right. And I said, well, you'd be wrong. And then I was like, Donald Trump, former liberal, RFK Jr., former liberal, Tulsi Gabbard, former liberal, Tim Poole, former liberal. Jim Poole, former liberal. And then I said, said, you guys can invite the left and the right on your show. The left won't do it. The right comes on. And they were like, yeah, I was like, we can't get leftists to come on Tim, or liberals to come on Tim Kest, IRL. They refused to have these conversations. They then agree, like,

same thing for us. They won't come on the show. And then I said, if I was a Charlie Kirk, Christian conservative invites me pro-choice, moderate Tim Pool, onto his stage so that I get a chance to debate my point of view to his fans and followers. What would happen if you went to a liberal event and defied any of their social orthodoxy? You'd be threatened. threatened with violence. Yeah. This post just like it, like every day I see it go like on Instagram with tons of views on it or whatever and people reacting to it because it's true.

It's true. And I think deep down everybody knows it. I think a lot of the default libs know it and they're just like, but I'm going to keep my head down because I don't want to get into a fight. I mean, maybe, but there's a lot of, there are still so many people that just do not believe or do not, just don't see reality. I mean, I spent last week, I was in L.A. and I was hanging out with a good friend. And he was talking about, you know, we got into a discussion about politics. And I was like, look, the left is very organized and the right is not.

They are very organized. Yeah. And he was just like, the left is organized? What are you talking about? I'm like, the left is where, like, activism lives, right? Like, that is just kind of, you know, common knowledge. And he was, and again, he's not very politically. aware. Like he

doesn't like Donald Trump. You know, he's a center left and leaning kind of guy. But, you know, he was like, no, he's like the right and I don't remember what his example was. But I'm just like, the left is where all of the protests

are because they're organized. I mean, that's their historical tradition. Going way back. Yeah. And it hasn't changed. Yeah. He's just not. I've learned that Republicans aren't as like, they don't do field operations. I heard that the Trump campaign did, which speaks to why the public stuff. Yeah, they don't do, it's mind blowing to me because at this point during in, we call it

GOTB on the Democratic side, like you're reaching out to all of these ballots that you've chasing for like the past year. All of the voters that you've IDed were knocking their doors, we're calling them, incessantly texting them, you know, have you voted, have you voted, if you haven't, I'm going to come to your house sort of thing. I heard the Republican campaigns don't do this. They just rely on mail, mail, and television ads. But the Democrats are also doing that too. Yeah, the Democrats. It's kind of crazy. The Democrats do things like they will go pick you up and bring you to the polls. Yeah, but could you imagine if Republicans actually did do that? Because they've been winning elections. If they actually matched the Democrats on the organization stuff,

it would be a lot harder for them. We live in a totally different country. But yeah, Republicans, and I don't know if it's a situation. where like Republican, the old narrative is Republicans, you know, they're too busy doing normal person things. They're out there, you know, they're going to work. And there's way more Democrats that are activists that are trying to, trying to affect change or what have you. And it is a much more, a much more attractive idea that you're an agent of change than you're just trying to keep the status quo, which generally conservatives are looking to conserve what we already have. I want to pull this up. This actually is getting, this post is going around as of this show.

Will Chamberlain-Omer, I'm just going to play it for you and not read anything. And you got to hear this. To do this that isn't doesn't sound like I'm insane. And I'm saying this up front because the president of United States is, you know, one of the biggest bullhorns, right? And every time he talks about you, he will casually say something wild about you. Like he'll tweet, Bill and Omar, she married her brother. You think, you see that, you think yourself, boy, that sounds odd. It seems unlikely that you married her brother. There are right-wing people who believe that this man was your brother. You have called a disgusting lie.

Right. Well, you, who was this man that was your husband? When did they start saying that he was your brother? Why? I started with the Somali blog. That, I don't know if it still exists, but somebody put him there that, you know, that he had to have been. brother or something to that effect and right-wing conspiracy theorists and

Minneapolis got a hold of it and they just kind of went and like found random people who were like she introduced us you know she introduced him to us and said he was her brother which is you know just insane I mean I don't I don't know those people that they talk about he was not you were not related to him at all not that Not to my knowledge. That was the big gotcha. Right? In terms of what you're talking about us.

You both look at me at the same time. Not to my knowledge. What do you mean not to your knowledge? If someone said Tim, are you and Tate related? I'd say no. Well, not to my knowledge. Six cousins may be on the Scottish. I have that gingerbread guy from Shrek.

Wait, I'll just play the rest of the integration fraud. That no longer seems to be the issue that they are putatively investigating, right? They've now moved on to whatever your representations your father made in his naturalization process about you. Who's her dad? It's also very convenient because my dad's more longer alive. Right. No, no, no, I know. But what's her dad's, on formal record, what's her dad's name?

I just had it. It is NER Omar Muhammad. That's the official early life. Sure. And then there's this tweet where she says, Happy Father's Day to my Abbo, Nur said, I am forever grateful to Allah for giving me

the best father a, it's a link to Instagram. And I guess what you said, she's deleted this. Yeah, she purged it, but now everyone's reposting this. if someone dug through all of her archive tweets. Yep, because Nur Omar Muhammad is not her father, or who is she talking about? Is she going to argue like, no, it was just like a guy who was really close to my family who looked after us, so I called him my father. Right.

I'm sorry, when he said, is there any weird kernel of truth to this? And she goes, not to my knowledge. She's preparing. What that says to me is she knows it's about to come out that they're related. And she's going to play the, I had no idea. I didn't know we were related. Oh my, how crazy. When was this recorded, do you know?

I don't know, but it's getting posted right now. It just, it was like an hour ago. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he talked to her an hour ago. Yeah. Look at Brooklyn. Dad defines the one who originally posted it and then Will Chamberlain grabbed it to be like, wait, what do you mean not to my knowledge?

Leave people the Eiffalo. What really irks me about this is that Star Tribune, a liberal publication said she may have married her brother. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. My, my, my, uh, preface for talking about all of this is that. that following the social media post and the claims, there seems to be a preponderance of evidence that she married her brother for, as immigration fraud, not for incest. She married him to get him

a visa, a student visa to come to the United States or a family visa gets him to, so he could study, and then he left shortly after. There was a preponderance of evidence to this case. There's social media post statements made by her and people around her and the name, as well as the fact that she was already married to another guy under Somali tradition, but not legally married in the United States. Yeah, and then she marries this guy while still being married to another guy, and it's like, the whole thing is very strange, not to mention the same last name. And now you have a criminal investigation, and don't forget, Biden started an investigation under her. Yeah. This is not, this is a bipartisan thing. And then you get liberals being like, it's crazy.

Like, this is no, there's no way it's possible. And it's like, bro, I don't care, man. I read the news. I read the Star Tribune. The Star Tribune presented evidence and said she may have married her brother. And I went, wow, that's crazy. And then when I reference a liberal publication, they go, Tim, you're far right. Yeah, well, I mean, they're going to call you far right anytime you point out that a Democrat or they've done something wrong. You got to take the opposite position. Ilan Omar didn't marry her brother. Her brother made her. Yeah. Her brother may. You know, she was just like, whoa. Look, I mean, Brooklyn Dad Defiant is definitely just one of the guys. that would circle the wagon.

It doesn't matter what is said. He's going to assert that the Democrats did the right thing or the good guys and the Republicans are. And the Krasensteins. Bad. Yeah, exactly. Like, literally Donald Trump can save a bag of puppies

from a burning building and the Krasentz's are going to be like Trump abused of those puppies. Yeah. And I mean, look, there are the same people. There are people that are just like that on the right that no matter what happens, they're going to take the conservative view and they're going to push that narrative.

But again, Biden's DOJ started the investigation. We started A investigation, the finances. Which I think was the winery stuff. Yeah, started Ann and investigation. That was like campaign finance stuff too. Then you got the- Biden did that? Biden did.

Yeah. Well, because she filed these paper work saying that her like a couple hundred thousand dollar winery was now with 35 million. And then immediately went like, oops, no it's not. And now you got Comer being like, yeah, actually they were selling empty barrels. Yeah. Like, yo, that's like, that's corruption stuff. You think they just fill them with water, you know?

Or just buy wine. Open it. Or just not, you know, not launder money. Well, no, what I'm saying is like, you buy real wine and then claim it's your special blend and mark it up. And so you're selling casks of wine. I don't know.

Isn't that Haram, though? I'm pretty sure fraud is. The other weird thing about the winery is that I heard that they didn't actually have a vineyard. Well, it's Minnesota, right? No, it's, well, the Santa Rosa, California. I don't know if that matters. They didn't actually have a physical vineyard.

But I mean if you've got a winery, like a place where you can take grapes and make wine, do you need to grow the wine in your, grapes yourself? I think so. Sure. Napa. Yeah, I live like an appra. Yeah, but I'm saying like if you've got a big building that can process grapes into wine, do you need to grow them?

I don't think you do. No, I guess you could just buy them. You got a winery. But they weren't doing that either. I think that's how you make the wine. Allegedly. Different than the other wine is you grow the grapes yourself. Otherwise, it would taste the same, right?

I mean, bro, can you tell the difference between? It doesn't matter when you're laundry are you like. I cannot. Like I buy an expensive. You know what I love? Like I go to these fancy restaurants and I'm like, what's the best one? They're like, they point to one and it's like a $100 bottle. And then I'm like, what about that when I point to the $1,000 one?

They're like, they're no good. And I'm like, I figured. They were like the reason, I swear to God, go to a higher restaurant and the servers will always tell you the same thing. The reason we have the $1,000, $5,000 bottle is because very wealthy people want to show off. They want people to see them with the golden and encrusted. Bro, I went to, you know, where were we at? I can't remember where we were We were in

Italy Not out of the country Hold on where did we just L.A? No, it wasn't L.A. You were in L.A. recently. Where have I traveled to recently? Chicago. Pennsylvania. L.A.

Sarasota. Minneapolis. I can't remember where we were But it was like a few months ago. I'll bar us together. Austin? They had a No.

They had a they had a bottle of Louis that was $5,000 a shot. What? I think that was in Sarasota. Oh, Vegas, maybe. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How many did you buy? Well, I just got one round for all the guys. Oh, I'm kidding. Hell no. I was like, are you nuts? And then I pointed to the $20 whiskey and some guy. So I was like, we're going to get whiskey.

I was like, none for me, but for everybody else. And then I pointed to the one. And I was like, how much is that? And they were like, oh, those are like $10. And I was like, let's get that. And the guy, a guy across the table, he's like, do not get that. He was like, look at it. It's whiskey, but it's see-through.

And I was like, okay, what should we get? And he pointed to another one that was comparably priced, but, you know, darker. Go to James. Like, was this Vegas? Where was this? You're going to drink whiskey. Drink Jameson. It had to have been Vegas.

And I just can't remember what casino would have been. Good Irish whiskey. I mean, I remember, like, New Year's Eve, Charlestown, like four or five years ago. We did something similar. Lafroid. Yeah. Yeah, we got Lefroig. And those were expensive, but not that expensive.

That was like $100 a shot. No, it was less than that. Oh? Yeah, Lefroig is good. It's not that good. And it tastes like licking an ashtray. It does, you know. Was it scotch whiskey or was it regular?

Lefroig? The froge is scotch. Yeah. And it's like, they call like ashy and earthen. And I'm like, yeah, looking an ashtray. I don't like, yeah, licech personally. I don't know. I guess because like with an old-fashioned, you get, you smoky.

So there are people who like the ashy, you know? Not for me. But I watched somebody, I watched a video online of the best old fashion I've ever seen. where they took an orange slice and put brown sugar on it and then torched it and then put it in. I was like, oh, man. Sounds delicious. That's how you do it. But I don't drink.

I don't drink. I don't drink. I might have like wine sometimes. Wine's okay. A couple times a year I might have a glass of wine. I used to drink a lot. So did I. I think I drank enough.

Really? Yeah. For a whole lifetime. Well, that's so expensive. Yeah. It is expensive. I think it was Bellagio. I'll just take the Diet Coke.

That's $4. Yeah. Can't win. Yeah, it was a Belagio. Where? Where they had the Louis. It was like, yeah. Did you do the buffet?

No. It's always been my dream to go to the Blasio buffet. Really? I absolutely hate the win casino. It is the worst casino I've ever been to. Did you go there for the buffet? No, I'll never go back there. Why?

You know, I'm going to get in trouble talking about it. And I was told by a lot of people that I should definitely bring it up. But I was like, it's not, worth getting banned from place where they do the World Poker Tour because of a bad experience. But I'm going to say it anyway, two guys broke into my room that worked for the win for some strange reason. And I think they were trying to rob me. So this was a year ago. I played the World Poker Tour live stream event, which was a $5,000 buy-in. Usually if you're buying in, you're going to have, we say like two or three bullets. So anybody who knows that I'm playing there in a game where

you know, it's 5K. I ended up cashing out at like, I think 6,000 something. So I went up like $1,600. And then we're on East Coast time. So my wife and I were in bed at like 9 o'clock on a Saturday because to us it was midnight. And we have a baby. And in the middle of the night, two guys, well, I shouldn't have a middle of the light,

but like around like 9.30, 10, two employees walk into our room without knocking. And we have the door cracked open and my wife screams. and they freak out and they run out the door. And she's screaming like, no, no, no, no. And I'll wake up and I'm like, whoa, what's going on? And then they started panicking, trying to make up fake reasons why they were claiming they were coming into our room. So what I think happened was, and I could be totally wrong,

but my presumption is I had just played a high-profile live stream poker game with thousands of dollars. Liv Bowry was there. She won like 30 grand or some stupid amount of money. She's amazing. She's great at poker. And I end up going up, you know, $1,500. but if you know anything about poker

you know that everyone at the table is coming with more than just the one buying which means you're going to have cash or chips I think they presumed it's Saturday night between 9 and 10 they're going to be out doing something they're not going to be in their room and so this is our chance to go in their room

and do whatever we want I can't we were in a suite so I don't understand like there's literally no other reason for and it was like a food guy and like a bellhop guy. Like people that... I've never had that happen. And then they made a bunch of fake claims.

At first they were like, oh, we were check it. It was a wellness check. And we were like, what? You entered our room without knocking at like 9.30 for a wellness check. And they were freaking out. Like they were panicked, I guess. And I was super angry.

And then I talked to people and they were like, you got to report this. You got to post about this. You got to talk about it. Because those guys probably were trying to steal your money. Yeah. You're probably going to go through, like, look, you're in a suite, you're a high-profile guy, you have a lot of money. They go in your room, they're going to find something.

They're going to find jewelry. They're going to find watches. They're going to find shoes. There's literally no reason for the people to be walk. Like, my wife was like, one of the guys was a guy who delivered food to her like two hours earlier. So he comes in the room. He brings the food in. He leaves.

They come back a couple hours later. And surprise, surprise, the East Coasters were in bed at 9 o'clock with our sleeping daughter. And I was pissed. I was absolutely pissed. So they were just absolutely miserable to me at the win. And I had a bunch of people say like, you got to say something. And I was like, they do the World Poker Tour there every December. And in the event, I actually want to go and play.

They're going to say something like, I'm sorry you had a bad experience. You've disparaged us. You're banned from the property. So I was like, I'm going to let it go. I don't know what's going on. But there you go. There's a story. Now everyone in the world knows.

Shame on you win. Yeah, freaky. Like the Luz Casino. Yeah, well, you know. All right. Yup. And I gotta say like MGM, they treat me like a king. It's wild.

Like, it really is. Like, I walk into an MGM anywhere I go and like, there's a guy in a suit and it was Mr. Poole. And I'm like, whoa. Whoa. Like, you know, they say that every casino, they're watching the cameras and they have people tracking for when high profile people show up to know specifically. For two reasons. they want to be aware of any PR incidents that may arise because there was like an incident where who was it,

who got, was it Alex Stein got attacked by that football guy? You remember that? He was like, hey, I'm a big fan and the guy started chasing him and screaming at him. So for security reasons, they're like, we need to know if, you know, like, yay is gonna walk in because it can cause a big thing for us. But also, when a high profile person walks in,

you wanna get him to stay. So you want, so when I walk in to MGM and then like some, like literally I'll walk in and there's a guy at the desk, like, Mr. Pool, good to see you. And I'm like, wow. I'm like, let's go. Very good.

Like, anything you need. And then, especially in D.C., they all know me. I don't go there all that often, but they are on point. They know what they're doing. And they're like, right this way to the VIP section, serve free drinks.

And I'm like, man. You go there more than I. Is your game poker? Oh, yeah. I play blackjack. I mean, I play everything, but, you know, don't gamble because gambling is bad and you can't win. Do I love it?

You literally can't win. You'll never win. That's the point of casinos. You cannot win. I just want to say that. You just pay to have fun. Exactly. The point is you go in with a small budget that shouldn't affect your finances

so you can have some free drinks and hang out with your friends and enjoy the game knowing you're not going to make money. The people who go and think, like, I'm going to hit it big, they just lose everything. Okay, but one time, I did get enough money to go to Hawaii. Really? Yeah, these things are. Yeah, I did. I won like a couple thousand dollars at the casino.

I was, I think I was still in college. And I was like, you know, I'm not going to pay down my student loans. Of course not. I'm going to go to Hawaii. Very smart college. It was amazing. And then all the Democrats were like, forgive our student loans. Exactly.

Yeah. Hey, I never supported that policy actually, believe it or not. I have support. Even back then, you do? Yeah, I think we should freeze the interest rates. Yeah. And then anyone, apply all payments toward the principal. So if you took out loans for 50K and you've paid 75K including interest and you still own 30,

wiped clean. Wiped clean. And just seize the endowment. The problem is that the only problem, though, is that it does make it harder if you do that. The schools are just going to assume that people aren't going to pay back their loans. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to let me finish. My plan is student loans are gone.

No longer can you get government financing. Private, do whatever you want, but that's on you. Okay. But no more federally funded anything. So without subsidy, you are going to see a radical change in what the costs are going to be. Democrats are for that. And interest rates frozen on moving forward. Anything you paid applies to the principal.

So what you get, you have to pay back. But the reason I compromise is not because I want to give a free pass to people who took out bad deals. It's because if young people don't get a footing and can't buy houses, then the country crumbles. So there's got to be a compromise where we're like, how can we get Gen Z to buy houses and get jobs? So we need to unburden them. But if you received money and spent it, you got to pay back. So I think that we should only forgive debt for people who actually didn't graduate. I know people are looking at me like I'm crazy.

But it's no, it's because if you have a college degree, if you have a college degree, you actually make double in your lifetime what the average person does without a college degree. That's why the Democrats, there is a college degree wage premium. It truly exists. And that's why the Democrats are obsessed with this idea because over the last, 10 years, their bases have shifted. It's no longer working class people. It's now college educated people.

So it's a giveaway to their base. Yes. And for me, I'm like, I would rather, if we're going to alleviate student debt, let's do it for the people that didn't get to finish because they felt overwhelmed by how much money they were taking out. And because they're not going to make as much. They're never going to be able to catch up. Well, they already did eliminate a lot of it.

They already did eliminate a lot of it under Biden. Ian talks about how one day he woke up in a student loans are just gone. And Kamala Harris is going to win in 2028. Democrats will sweep, and then they're going to create techno-communism because of AI. They're definitely going to regulate AI. And it's going to be like a massive censorship thing. Well, what they're going to do is they're going to claim that they need to fight it, but then they're going to just take control of it and use it against their political enemies.

And they're going to radically transform the government through massive government spending because you mentioned like it's their base. Yeah. Democrats have lost all their jobs. Democrats are going to lose every single job. Yeah. No, so all their voters will finally be working class. I want to just fine.

No, no, actually. Before, we, just a minute before we go to the, before we go to the chats in the rumble rants, AI can post social media for you. So all of these entry-level administrative jobs should not exist right now. Yeah. It's a matter of when the middle managers realize it.

Yep. You need one AI manager. And then what you do is, you get 15, this is what's really crazy. Let's say you have a graphic designer at your company. You create an agent. Literally it's a workspace in GPT, Claude, and Grock. And you say to it, your job is to be a graphic designer to one of the three.

You put them in Slack. They are now your three graphic designers. They're in the graphic design channel where they can talk to each other. They're in your general channel where they can talk to everybody else. You then create your coding base. You then create your administration for, you know, payments in, payments out, things like that. They can all communicate in Slack general,

and you can sit there and watch them work as if they're employees. This is now. You can literally have the art director for the graphic design team, which is two different, two or three. You can even have like four different work instances of one program of Claude talking to itself. Yeah. So the thing is each workspace you open has different parameters.

It trains itself in its own space. So they start the same. but can develop differently so long as they remain active. You can then have them communicate with each other and debate and fact check. So you can have the AI that handles social media posting and like metadata and things like that. Talking to the graphic design team, the graphic design AI will be like, here's a thumbnail that'll work well for your post at 2 p.m. And then the YouTube metrics and analytics will say, yeah, a thumbnail like that's not going to work because the red is too big.

Can you make me something that does this, that or otherwise? and it'll go, sure, and then it'll make a new one. And then it'll go, that one seems to fit better. Thank you. They literally talk to each other like their people. This is now it's happening everywhere. And every single company in the country could implement it right now and eliminate the entire administration. Anyone who's doing paperwork, emails, payroll, HR gone right now.

It's just, we're looking at the after image. It's like when Wiley Coyote runs off the cliff and then falls and there's still smoke floating there where he was. We're looking at the smoke. It's like NAFTA, but for the entire country. What do you think is going to happen? Do you think that those people are going to just find new jobs? No, I think they're going to throw Maltaf cocktails through windows. They're going to start going after data.

I mean, look, if you're a 35-year-old guy who just lost your job and you got two kids, you're going to DSA. Oh, okay. You're going to be like, my job's gone. I will not, my kids are going to eat. So what's the Republican Party's answer going to be? They don't have one. Can't just be like, oh, we need to keep cutting taxes. No, another Republican party is.

We've changed AI to S.I. And now everyone's going to do it. So while people are losing their jobs, Trump's being like, full steam. They have to have an answer. They have to. The answer is the Democrats are going to foment a civil war, according to data Republican.

They're going to have a massive influx of new members because of the massive loss of jobs that we are going to get hit by from AI. And you only need a small percentage of people to throw bricks through windows to overthrow a government. Republicans don't have an answer there so far behind the eight ball. Yeah, I just, I wish people understood it's 11 out of 10.

When, you know, I was on the phone today with another like high profile person who does social media. And I'm not going to call them out. Their business is their business. But we were talking about how literally right now, if you're a media production company, you can fire 100% of your staff. Yep. Not joking. 100%.

So you've got your social media, let's say your newsroom, your writers, gone. You get four agents from different platforms and you have them all fact-check each other and argue in a Slack channel and they will write an article that's better than any human can do

with no days off. Then you want legal oversight. All of these things. We're checking the remaining precedent laws. With lawyers, everything. So you're going to end up with, you could eliminate, 100% of your staff, you'd likely want to keep one head of legal to look over everything.

And they have to do very little work. One head of content just to make sure. But we were talking about how if you're a company that produces content, like if you're a media company, 100% of your staff is replaceable as of this month. 100%. HR, invoicing, like, you don't even need HR anymore because that's gone. You don't need people. Content sourcing, fact checking, done automatic. scriptwriting automatic, even algorithmic, like trend tracking.

So you can have three agents tracking growing trends and making predictions about what content is going to grow, while the others are sourcing content based on those metrics. And it's all automatic. You can literally tell these agents, when I wake up at 10 a.m., I need 10 videos, produce and ready to go for me to record. And here's the craziest part. For a lot of these people working on it, they don't even have to record. They say, and then create a voice track using 11 labs. Yep.

It's, it's, I cannot impress upon people. So when I talk about this, obviously it's from the media perspective, but imagine an insurance company. An insurance company right now can fire 100% of its staff. Yeah. Because the amount of money they would save would cover the cost of any fraudulent claims. So how many adjusters they got to hire to go and actually check the claims? Don't worry. You're going to save $50 million per year.

So if you're getting $30 million in fraudulent claims, it won't matter. Because you have zero staff and you're already making 20 more by firing everybody. To be fair, then, you could spend an extra $5 million on adjusters and make sure you don't have any fraud and produce your Gosson. We're going to go to your rants and chats to smash the like button. Share the show, the uncensored portion of coming up in a few minutes. Techrews says, selling empty wine barrels is just the Hunter Biden art scam all over again. Real. Blade Blackburn says, yo, Phil, if we are still helping you learn new things, let me teach you how to hate commies properly.

We'll save that one for the uncensored What's wrong with how I hate commies? WD says long-time member Love the New Studio, Lights, Camera, Sound on Point. Can I get a shout-out for my two new books Calling Up the Boys and the Book of Camille Now available on Amazon under E.S. Palmer. Congratulations.

A ominous title. Yeah. All right. You know Paglia? That could be interesting. Could be. L.S. 58 says between a Somali or a bear, I choose the bear. E.

Same. J.C. says, long-time listener. first time rant. Welcome to home my second grandchild for Fernando today. Though I don't think he'll be on X anytime soon. Let's go. You should be. You'll walk on. Why not? Look.

Oh no. Christian Unk says, well, boys, BioWare is dead. The next Mass Effect is canceled. Go Woco broke. I hope Xbox will buy the IP back and return it to an Xbox only game and use the methods that made the OTA a success. I bet Sony's been eating Microsoft's lunch on the exclusives. Well, the new, uh,

CEO at Microsoft is pretty good. Really? Seems so, yeah. Decloth says, Phil, they're making beekeeper too. I'm in. Bekeeper too? I'm in. Yeah, you've seen beekeeper?

No. Oh, come on. So it's basically Jathan Statham's a beekeeper. Oh, okay. And he goes around massacring people. Well, I mean, look, the rest of the story is. I don't care what the rest of the story is. Occupation.

He's in the movie and he's killing people. It's right. As that occupation. Rick Essay says, I lost 45 pounds by only eating normal portion sizes and no booze, no soda. Yeah. That's right. That's about right. I lost five pounds this month.

I had to go to wedding. And so, you know that suit that I wore? For those that, like, I've seen the Instagram when I was at Mar-a-Lago, it fit like a charm. It was beautiful. And then a month ago,

it fit, but it was like literally on the line of not fitting. And I'm like, I can't do it. I can't do it. It's like, it fits, but it's like you're,

you're uncomfortable the whole time. And so, you know, one gram more of fat and I was not wearing that suit. And so my wife is like, you have to fit in that suit. And I was like, yeah, yeah, so I'm doing keto and it fit perfectly. There you go. And I looked in the mirror and I was like,

I looked so good in this suit. You know, like, maybe we should just start doing the show in suits. And just tell everybody like, that's right, we're in DC, everyone's got to wear a suit from now on, new rule. I'm kidding, I'm not gonna wear a suit. You lose our competitive edge. That's what people like us. We're not wearing suit. Like when I walked in the other day, like, yeah.

That's what it is. I'll do a collar. I'll do a collar. I'll do a collar. You are wearing a collar. Yeah, I like doing the collar, too. True. What about a bow tie item?

No. No, no. No, I'm wearing a collared shirt. That means, like, you can let me into your fancy restaurant. I'll come in the, I'll wear a shirt and a jacket and a tie, but I'm not, I'm still going to wear jeans. Or shorts. I do bow ties when I'm going to church in the south. Oh, yeah.

In the north, I do a normal tie. There you go. Yeah. All right, let's grab some of these superchats. Asa Federalist says, the real story is how Keenan and Kel was a minstrel show, playing off of how low IQ the inner city was, while being hooked on flavored sodas at Goodburger. What is Keenan even on about right now? He cashed those checks laughing.

Wasn't like Keenan and Cal, he was obsessed with like orange soda or something? Yeah. Yeah. I do, I do. Orange drink. Oh, that's pretty funny because it's like... He's not mad at all. For people in the black, in like the black community, do they laugh being like, we do love

orange soda? Did they do another good burger like two years ago? Yeah. And it, like, sucked, but they did it. I mean... I love orange soda. Yeah, the most offensive thing to me about the racist tropes on fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda is that literally who doesn't like these things?

You know what I mean? Like, you might say, I'm not going to... Mental cigarettes. Well, I'm not, yeah, I'm not going to drink grape soda because it's too sugary, but it tastes amazing. And like, honestly, it's one of the best flavors. And literally every country in the world, every people loves fried chicken. Yeah. So, like, I think the real racist trick was to tell black people they couldn't have fried chicken because it was racist.

so that everybody else could. It's like the one race that's supposed to be embarrassed about eating fried chicken. They seem to power through when I go to Popeyes and stuff. They're powering through. I love Popeye. Just like you said, though, everybody loves Japanese fried chicken is great. Yeah. I mean, the Japanese, just whenever they do something, they do it correctly.

I have a Korean fried chicken place, but I mean, it's unbelievable. Yeah. I've always preferred Popeyes to, I think KFC is kind of just boring. I like the spicy Popeyes. Yeah. I disagree. I like their biscuits. Everyone needs to go eat at Goggi 92.

in Leesburg. It's our favorite Korean barbecue restaurant. Every time I go, I eat like four bowls of kimchi. Like the Korean is just taking over. The Korean barbecue is like Spider-Man when he's turning in like venom or whatever. And they come and then they come over and they've got like the napkin over their arm and like a thing of kimchi. They slide in like Mr. Pool and they place it. I'm like, thank you. There you go.

They know it's up. No, I really like that place because the people who work there dress up like Akatski from Naruto. And I'm like, these are my people. It's nice. You know? Feel at home. Those are the villains. They wear cloaks and they have like red clouds on them. And they wear like the Naruto headband things.

And I'm like, I will come here for different. Are they like larping as Naruto or it's like independently, like looks like it? No, it is Naruto. It's cosplay. Oh, oh. Okay. Yeah. I haven't seen them do it in a minute, but like we used to go there all the time and they would just like dress up like the naroto villains. And I'm like, I like this place. This is a place for me. There is what I like when the restaurants with the waiters have a gimmick. Yeah. Well, I didn't know, was it Dick's last resort? I didn't know they were supposed to be mean to you.

Yeah. At first I was like, hey. Let's grab one more before we go. Control WQ, as it says? Your welcome traditional media. I and AI gave you something to talk about that's legitimate and useful for years to come. Add the fact that quantum computing

is already over the horizon. V for the help. I don't know what that means, but... Oh, yeah, the singularity is here, boys. I hope you guys are ready. You know, so like I was talking to student on the phone and we were talking about how crazy AI has gotten and how you can literally automate 100.

100% of a media business. And then I was like, yeah, we're laughing now, but in six months, even you and I are, we're gone. No. You'll be, people like, people like to look at people they can trust. Maybe you'll have an AI avatar of yourself. And no one will know the difference. I believe in six months, it'll be,

it'll be fast, easy, and possible for us to load all of the, all we do is we say, here's every episode of Timcast, IRL, here's the latest episodes. You understand now what the thought processes of our guests are, so make an episode. And it will look absolutely real and distinguishable. Just be like calling up guests and be like,

hey, we're going to license you tonight. Yep. We're going to license you tonight. And then we'll give you $1,000 to use your likeness for the episode. It'll get millions of views. It'll be great. And then what we do is we charge some people.

We'll be like, for you, it's $1,000 you get to pay us. But some controversy will come out of this where it'll generate a guest saying something that they would never say. And then there'll be like a backlash. I mean, people want to hear from real people. The AI has roadblocks on it to stop it from saying anything like super offensive. I should think it'll be boring.

Listen, you say people want real people, but anybody who's been paying attention to Instagram knows that AI influences are already taking over. There's like 300. It's like new and it's interesting. You are not going to be able to tell the difference. It will be impossible to know if the person you're watching is real or fake. So we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show with your calls. Smash the like button, share the show.

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