Timcast IRL - Trump WITHDRAWS ICE From Minnesota, ITS OVER w/ Vince Offer
Episode Date: February 13, 2026Tim, Phil, and Brett are joined by Offer 'Vince Shamwow' Shlomi to discuss Trump announcing that ICE will pull out of Minnesota, CNN's collapsing ratings, why women care so much about the Nancy Guthri...e case, and Cardi B threatening ICE agents at one of her concerts. Hosts: Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Brett @PopCultureCrisis (everywhere) Producer: Serge @SergeDotCom (everywhere) Guest: Offer Vince "Shamwow" Shlomi @RealShamwowGuy (X) | https://www.shamwowguy.com/
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Tom Hohman's announced at a press conference that the surge of DHS into Minnesota is coming to an end.
Now, very much so. Tom Homan's painting this like a victory. We got the job done. We've got unprecedented cooperation. We don't need this surge anymore. However, libertarians, many mega individuals are very salty on Trump, not just over this, but for a variety of reasons. And it's resulted in some people saying this is a surrender. He's given up. There were a few hiccups. It went bad for them. Hulman came in and they've been trying to find an exit strategy. So this is them getting out. And the narrative right now is not so good for Trump on the immigration issue because either,
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Joining us tonight to talk about this.
And honestly, a lot about issues pertaining to him and the work that he's done.
I'm very curious.
Vince Offer.
Yeah.
Offer Vince Shlomi now.
I've changed my name.
Here, in first time letting you know.
Thank you.
Everybody knows who you are when you walk.
Like, it's funny because we've had really high profile.
Like, let me just put it this way.
With all due respect to Phil.
Yeah.
Phil is a platinum rock star.
Yeah.
And he comes in, and some people were like, oh, cool, it's Phil Labonte.
You walked in, and the skater guys were like, holy crap.
Like, that's the sham wow guy.
And really, really excited to see you here.
I was like, that's the shamow.
It's the shamow guy.
I know, I watch myself on TV.
I'm excited.
Who's that guy?
Oh, it's me.
I'm pretty excited.
No, of course.
Oh, thank you for that introduction.
That's great.
No, I just, yeah, I'm running for Congress because I, just, like you, like the song
you just played before, the world's getting cold.
So it's like, I want to make it warm.
like you're doing.
Well, we're trying our best.
It's tough every single day, but there's actually a lot to talk about with you.
First of all, the story of, you know, slap, chop, sham, wow, the work you did.
It's fascinating.
But additionally, you're running for Congress.
And interestingly, like before the show started, we were talking and you were making points
that you didn't even know, and we didn't even know we completely agreed on.
And I was like, this is going to be interesting.
So it's awesome to have you.
Thanks for hanging out.
Thank you.
Brett is hanging out.
I don't know who this expert is.
on the Nancy Guthrie situation,
but I guess that that's me today.
You tonight.
Guys, normally I am doing pop culture crisis,
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Philibonte. I'm the lead singer, the heavy metal
the end, all that remains. I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.
Let's get into it. Here's the big
news, my friends. It is from
NBC. Trump administration says
it is ending. It's immigration surge
Minnesota, more than 4,000 undocumented immigrants have been apprehended since the operation began
November, according to DHS.
Speaking into news conference, Borders-R. Homan said coordination with local law enforcement
and success of immigration enforcement have contributed to the end of Operation Metro Surge.
I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred that this surge operation conclude.
The announcement comes weeks after federal authorities shot and killed two U.S. citizens,
sparking outrage around the nation and the world.
Homan said a significant drawdown will begin this week and will continue into next week.
He said we'll remain on the ground for a little longer to ensure a successful end of the operation.
Now, we've been hearing this quite a bit from a lot of Trump supporters that immigration enforcement was a massive issue.
It was the second issue behind the economy and that Trump has not delivered.
Now, he secured the border. Everyone agrees on that.
But you've got a lot of people saying, what is he, what is he deported?
600,000 maybe.
And there's 20 million.
at this rate, he will never get deportations done, not just before 2028, but before the midterms.
I want to push back a little bit and say, I know that we can be a little depressed and blackpilled
sometimes here on this show, but I don't, I think it's more middle of the road.
I think Minnesota was bad for the Trump admin, but I think they finally negotiated some kind
of net positive they could take from this.
I don't know what you'll expect.
If Kamala Harris got in, you'd be dealing with 20 million new illegal immigrants.
So can we at least be happy where we're at and take a positive step?
Like, I'm glad to see some of the work is getting done.
And let's be positively promoting the administration to do a little better.
Is it possible that they're just, that people have a problem with, he didn't go after like the factory farms and the large scale operations that could have netted larger numbers of deportations at one time?
and the way it's going about in neighborhoods and homes has been a PR backfire from day one.
Like, it's a losing battle.
It is.
And Trump came out was like the hospitality workers and farmers can stay.
And then everybody was like, what are you doing?
So I'm saying, like, that's the losing battle from the beginning, right?
It's like if there is some type of cap on where you're going to go, then you're not going to get the mass deportations.
In fact, you're choosing the ones that are hardest on the community, which means your PR battle is lost from the start.
Yeah.
I just, I, I, when you look at the news, the way it's being framed by the Trump admin and Tom Homan is we won.
We won.
We're, we're done.
But for some reason, I guess because of the pessimism, because of a bunch of things people perceived as not being good enough, this looks more like a retreat and a failure.
Yeah, too many people are making the perfect, the enemy of the good.
I look, I've got the hardest line opinion on immigration out of, I think anyone here.
I would love to see immigration ended for at least a decade and every single illegal should go back to where they come from.
So it doesn't get any more hardline than my perspective.
But at the same time, I can't look at the reality of the situation, the options that we had and say that Trump isn't the better option or hasn't been the better option.
He's got, we got net negative migration.
We have people that are opting to leave just today.
I was reading some tweets where people that.
that are in custody, they're deciding to leave.
Because I guess if they're going to try and fight, they stay in custody.
But if they're just going to say, okay, well, I'm just going to go back to my home country.
They go, okay, cool, and let them go.
And the more people that you get to leave the country through whatever it means is possible, right?
Whether it be paying them $2,600 and buying their plane ticket, grabbing them off the street and throwing them in jail and putting them on a plane,
or whether they decide that they're going to, they, you know, get tired of being in custody.
and so they leave, I don't care what it is.
Whatever gets them to leave is what we should do.
I would love to see the administration go after employers that employ illegals.
Absolutely.
I would love to see more people.
I would love to see the administration go after people that rent homes to illegals.
Knowingly.
Knowingly.
But I like what you said and also what you said about, because it's not really
completely their fault for coming in.
I mean, it's really the Biden's problem because they brought him in and incentivized.
They come on in.
So, yeah, I mean, so there's maybe a middle ground.
where we can give them, look, we know we told you to come in.
Not us, but previously, Biden.
So let's take a little responsibility for that.
So why don't we give them some money? Like, here, look,
$3,000 to $5,000. We'll send you back and we'll put you on a list.
That seems like a nice middle ground. It's a little more, yeah.
Trump Edmund's doing that.
Oh, they are?
Yeah, yes.
$6,600 is the cost.
$2,600.
Because it's less money to give, it's less to give them $2,600 to go back and start
the process or whatever, because if they leave their own volition, they can start
the process and try and come back legally.
And that's fair.
And the $2,600 is cheaper than what it costs for per person to wrap them.
Well, it would be a little bit more because they were, it wasn't completely, like I said,
completely their fault.
Because if I was in South America, I'd go away.
I mean, it's, but I think you're being nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the Trump admin's view of it is what's going to spend is what, $17,000 per deportation
or something like that, right?
Was it the number?
Till?
Yeah, $2,600.
No, no, no, 17,000 is a total cost of a standard deportation.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure. And so they basically said, why don't we just give them a couple grand and a return flight home? That way they're incentivized to leave. The view from the Trump admin and the pitch is not that it's not your fault. It's, well, it is your fault, but it's cheaper if we do it this way. And you can reapply and come back later.
The reapply part is a big deal because if you get picked up and they send you out, you can never come back.
Ever.
You will never be a citizen.
If you come back, you will always be illegal.
If you go and leave your own volition with the app that they've got, they'll give you money and you can start your paperwork and then you can come back the right way.
I mean, you have to go back to the end of the line, which is, you know, difficult, but whatever.
You're running for office in Texas, right?
Right.
Texas, 31st, 31st District.
Third.
North of Austin.
Just north of Austin.
We're trying to keep the weird, you know, what?
from metastasizing into our district.
So that's what I'm going to try to do.
But that's what I was going to ask about,
because we know that the southern border of Texas
used to be very blue and it started shifting red
when the immigration crisis got really bad.
And I know that Austin is a weird, it's relatively woke,
but Texas is shifted red, but it could be a little purple.
And so I was curious, you know, for the district you're running in
and for what you're seeing,
how much has illegal immigration been an issue for you?
I mean,
where we're talking about Minnesota. You guys are on the border. Yeah, I mean, I just moved there
last year, but it's not that bad now, but it was bad before. But the incumbent that was there,
John Carter wasn't at the border a couple years ago. He wasn't stopping them or doing anything.
And now he says he's stuff on the border. Of course, Trump fixed that. But I'm also there,
not just for the border, but for all the other crap. That's, you know, the, the, the,
the, the,
the, wokeness that's coming in.
Because like you said,
the,
Austin is like an art,
a very nice place,
very nice people,
artsy people,
and woke loves to go
where,
where there's nice.
They love nice.
I'm trying to teach
the Northern District
to be tough love.
It's tough,
there's nice,
and it's tough love.
Every time I've been nice,
people take advantage of me.
And,
uh,
it's even going,
going right now when,
just to let you know,
like,
I signed up as
Offervent Shemwa,
Shlomi,
you with my nickname because everybody knows me as with sham wow and then they just recently uh six
a couple weeks ago pulled my nickname unbeknown to me after i got all these advertisements and and
took my shamaw name out so no one now when the voters go in and try to vote for me they're not gonna
see so yeah so i'm really upset about that oh wow i'm a little nervous about it you know hopefully
i mean i'll probably lose 30% of the votes because of that the interesting thing was uh i knew your
name was vince offer yeah and i thought you changed your name
as like a play on being a pitch man selling products.
Oh.
But your name actually is Offer Vince.
Offer Vince Shlomi, yeah.
And they wanted to keep that.
And I said, can I put Shamaw in there as a nickname?
So they got it approved.
The Secretary of State approved it.
And the GOP approved it.
And then they got it notarized and I got all the campaign or the commercial.
I think you saw the commercial where the fetus goes, vote for Shamaw, right?
But now they took it out and I'm kind of a lot of sad.
Yeah, someone in Washington, D.C. called in and got it out.
Probably the company's called National Republican Congressional Committee, and they took it out,
and that's really upsetting because it might lose a few.
Well, they don't want you to win.
They don't want outside.
They're going for office, and then we're taking his name out, and Robert Richie James.
Who the hell knows Robert Ridges is it?
Who's that?
Yeah, so the voters are not going to vote.
Anyway, sorry for off-shooting.
Well, you could.
No, but I mean.
We're talking about the other thing.
sorry, I apologize. You got time?
Yeah. You got time? Okay.
Yeah, when is the...
Well, no, no, they can't change it now.
So I have to...
I got donations, and we're pushing Shamow.
And I even got, you know, this was the vote Shamaw guy.
But then when they pulled Shamaw out,
now I got to go vote Shlomi,
so I got to rebrand myself now.
So it's like an uphill battle.
So I don't know.
I thought I was going to win, but now it's like 50-50 to see.
But, you know, we'll see that.
You have to just completely remake the Shamwell commercial
where, say, Shlomi instead of it.
Yeah, we just got a shlomi.
We'll see you.
Call the product the shlomi.
Yeah.
A good question for you.
So, me and you, Phil, have talked in the past about gun laws and the fact that it's become
an issue that's become, it's a bit of a losing issue for Democrats.
It doesn't work the way that it used to.
Is there any world in which we one day see immigration in the same light, or will it always
be on the table the way it is now?
Like, is one of the, is the idea here that if you push hard enough right now, even if you're
not getting the deportation numbers that you want, like you can get it into the public
consciousness and get Americans to understand the damage in which what illegal immigration does
and turns it into an issue similar to gun rights where people are like, I'm not compromising
bullish on this.
I think there is a segment of the right that has that opinion now where they're like there's
no compromise, no, no anything.
And I think that those are the people that are the most upset with Donald Trump, right?
Donald Trump ran when he first came down the elevator, the escalator in, you know,
2015 announced the very first thing he said was, you know,
they're sending rapists, they're sending the drug, drug users, blah, blah, blah.
And all, like the whole media just freaked out.
And but he stood by, you know, he stood on his principles and he's like, no, this is a serious issue.
And I think that he really did make the case.
And people have seen it.
Now, Biden helped by opening up the border.
You know, Biden has done as much damage to public opinion on immigration as, as anyone.
and because people are seeing it so succinctly,
it's so right in front of their face.
But yeah, I do think that it's not going to change the way people think.
I think that people are upset with Trump
because he's decided that he's not going to try to get rid of, like,
the workers that are here that are illegal and stuff.
As for will it be a losing issue for the left?
I don't know because the people.
Is it possible in the future, like with enough time?
I think honestly, I don't think the time is the deciding factor.
I think that it's damage.
So the more people are aware of the negative effects of immigration,
the more people will calcify behind no immigration or, you know,
I want to have more deportations.
Because even now, even after all the stuff that happened in Minneapolis,
the squishy Republicans, yeah, they were like, oh, I don't want to see this and stuff.
But the hardcore, you know, far right or right wingers like myself, like they were not moved.
I was not moved.
I was like, this is what I want to see.
Because I'm aware of the people that were fighting back.
They were all, they were all politically motivated.
It was all, you know, progressives or communist or socialist, whatever you want to call it.
Those were the people that were out in force protesting and trying to fight with the cops and stuff.
And it was all manufactured, right?
And none of it was grassroots.
it was all astroturf.
So I wasn't moved by any of the stuff that went on.
And I think there's a significant segment of the Republican base that still is like,
I don't care.
That's what I wanted to see.
I wanted to see people getting deported.
Well, they're doing that right now with voting rights, where they're like,
these are all the hurdles that somebody will have to jump through if the Save Act is passed.
Yeah.
Like, if you were married or if you're divorced and all of these things, and people are like,
I don't care.
It should still be a law.
Yeah.
And with that particular issue, like,
The popularity of it is like 85% of the country, 93% of Republicans, I think.
71% of Democrats are saying, yeah, you should have to show ID.
And you're seeing movement on the hill, too.
Like, there's only four senators that are holding out now.
It's McConnell, the Alaska and Maine senators, I forget their names.
They're the same person.
And I think Tom Till from North Carolina is still holding out of it.
But that's it.
And even Federman's come over to say, no, I would vote for it.
So I'm Federman 2028.
You know, so I mean, I could imagine, not that I think that it's going to happen,
but I could imagine another Democrat saying, you know, actually, it's probably not a bad idea.
My constituents have been calling my office and they really do want to see this as well.
Let's jump to this next door.
We got this one from PJ Media.
CNN is circling the drain as Warner buyout heats up.
There is a God.
Well, we've heard the story quite a bit that, you know, CNN's dead.
I honestly think CNN is dead.
And I think CNN exists only in the imagination of conservatives.
And you think I'm joking.
I'm not.
Even then you see like when you see clips now, they're not nearly, at least the ones that I see
posted aren't the same type of Trump hating clips that I saw five, 10 years ago.
The reality is conservatives like to bring up CNN as this anti-Trump boogeyman monster
because they're traumatized because 10 years ago CNN had viewership and was lying incessantly
and insulting.
And I'm not trying to say Trump is.
perfect, but CNN was literally just the anti-Trump channel. Today, CNN has no viewers. And I saw
this story. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, okay, we get it. CNN circling the Duran. I pulled up the ad
week ratings. Get this. And this is not good for Fox News either. CNN averaged 753,000 primetime viewers.
142,000 were in the key demo 25 to 54. They're down by between 9 and 16 percent.
in the demo compared to the previous week.
In their total daytime,
total daytime,
500,000
viewers,
85,000 in the demo.
Guys,
I got to tell you something.
Do you know how much money
you will make on a video
that gets 85,000 viewers?
You're going to get $300?
CNN is running a multi-million dollar studio
with high-profile personalities
and they're getting ratings
for their whole.
whole show that could not buy a pair of Yeezy sneakers.
Yeah, with actual ads being bought for there as well.
Is that what they're called? They're called Yeezys.
Yeezys.
Yeah, I have some. They were expensive.
Why did you get them?
Because Ye was coming on the show.
Oh, did you wear them on the show? You should have worn them on the show.
Put your feet up.
It shows karma is a bitch because when you harm someone of good intentions in general,
I think it just comes back at you.
But this fox is suffering too.
It's more about the decentralized.
of media and just the fact that the landscape is changing.
Fox had one.
It's also a little weird a little bit too.
They're kind of on some on some ask.
Yeah, they're very they're very like stodgy corporate, you know, but they had a one point,
here's the important thing to understand.
Fox had 1.725 million total viewers, 175,000 were in the key demo, 25 to 54.
I'm just going to let you guys in on some, okay?
About 78, 80% of our viewers are key demo.
And this show does about 600,700 K per night.
We're in the political offseason two.
When we start getting into the midterms and the cycle and all that stuff, Fox, CNN, MS now,
they're going to see a spike in viewership, as will we.
But I was shocked to see that we're actually doing substantially better than all these networks.
I kind of freaked me out.
Because we're not big, relative to the size of what media used to be.
I mean, 10 years ago, CNN was getting legit $3 million in the key demo.
Now they're getting $85,000.
I think people don't realize how much our...
Our culture has fractured into a million pieces.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's a symptom of having the internet in your pocket.
You can just, you can have whatever your outlet of choice is fed directly to you,
and that's where you get your news.
And that's actually a problem that Apple's running into now.
Apple's going to, it's Apple might end up with some issues with the FCC because all of the Apple news stuff is,
is all from the left, left wing or far left.
And I saw Brendan Carr, the FCC chairman.
He was tweeting about it.
So, you know.
That's weird.
It's funny, too, because Tim Cook has visited Trump.
And I was trying to explain to people.
It's like, there's a reason why all of these CEOs went to meet him.
They all want to kiss the ring anyways, even if they don't agree with them.
Even if they're actually creating content that runs counter to his programmer to what Trump wants them to know or wants them to put out, they're still going to go and try and talk to it.
And to be fair, like, look, Tim Cook runs the whole show.
And he's at the end of the day, the buck's going to stop with it.
him but he might not even be aware that the news division does that or you know he might he might
be like yeah okay these are all fine and he might it might not even like register with him that there's
no right wing perspectives going on so like I said now the buck stops with him I'm not making
excuses for him but it does show it's completely within the realm realm possibility that he doesn't
he isn't aware and and he needs to to buckle down on the news outlet it will be interesting
to see what happens with CNN given the merger go or the purchase of Warner Brothers from
Netflix, which is still at the moment going forward, but it's not, obviously they're not buying
the television stations. They're buying the streaming service in the studio. So they're going to
split off Discovery, and that's going to be its own thing. We'll have to see what happens there.
Yeah. News is dying there. I mean, yeah, I don't see any light at the end of the tunnel for
CNN. I think that they're likely going to be, you know, this is going to continue because they
built a brand on just, not just hating Donald Trump, which obviously they do, but they hate
conservatives they hate you know middle america nowadays you know red america is is the working
class it's the average you know the average jo the the the left has really taken the
extremely wealthy and the the people that are on some kind of government assistance and made a
coalition of that you get 19 million on the youtube channel for cnn and videos do like between
46 and 190 thousand on the last two videos one three hours ago
46,000, one from 13 hours ago, 190,000.
There's one down there under that, 7,000.
Yikes.
Yeah.
I mean, it's definitely not good.
David Pacman had a video where he accused Trump of pooping his pants.
It got $2 million.
Yeah, well.
This is why we are doomed to retardation.
Yeah.
And then, as it turns out,
so I don't know if you guys saw the video I did earlier about David.
He made this video where literally nothing happened.
At some point, liberals just decided to claim that
Trump crapped his pants.
There's no reason to believe he did.
There's no fart sound.
There's no, like literally nothing happened.
Someone just said it.
And then there's the sound of what appears like Trump going like that on the desk.
And they're like, that was a fart.
And it's like, okay.
And then like two or three minutes later, they go, okay, everybody, time to go.
And they're like, that proves it.
So David Bent makes a video saying like press rushed out after Trump poops his pants.
It gets two million views.
In that video, David clenches up and goes, and you can hear a weird,
kind of noise.
And so I gave him the same treatment he gave Trump.
And I'm like, if you're going to tense up on camera and then make a weird noise, I'm going to
accuse you pooping your pants too.
The point is we are swimming in a sea of psychosis and garbage.
And, you know, I've been talking about how AI is the apocalypse for some time.
And I don't think people really understand.
They don't believe it.
They tell me I'm wrong.
There are AI videos on YouTube with hundreds of thousands of views.
Okay, understand what that means.
It means shows like this can't compete.
That's it.
It's over.
Guys, we're done.
It's going to happen.
It's coming.
Thank you and have a nice day.
I'm actually AI on our show.
I don't even go into the office anymore.
I just put it in front of the screen.
It is really, you know, someone, I think Andrew Tate might have made this point.
If you are not using AI, I think it's a point like a year ago.
If you're not using AI for your media business, you've already lost.
Yeah.
And so the truth.
is even for us.
You know, we do fairly well.
It's like kind of crazy when we look at cable news ratings and we do double or triple
their numbers in the key demo.
But the reason why it's shocking is because we're relatively small to where things used to be.
But there's no way for me to compete with 10,000 channels.
So I'll tell you guys a secret.
It's not really a secret.
I just call it that.
In like 2018 is when my YouTube channel started taking off and making money.
It was around the time I launched my channel Timcast News.
So I was doing one 10-minute video every day at 4 p.m.
on YouTube.com slash Timcast.
And then I launched a second channel because it's like if the channel gets banned,
you'll have a second channel.
Even though it's against the rule still,
everyone was doing it.
And then I had a few stories that were interesting,
but I didn't have time to make a longer 4-minute or 4 p.m. segment.
So I said, I'll just hit record real quick and then just throw them up.
Instantly, they started getting tons of views.
So then I started doing five videos on that channel.
per day and won on my main channel.
And the reason why that channel grew is not because my content was good, partially.
It was because I was buying more lottery tickets than anybody else.
So a bunch of conservatives were going, man, you know, my videos aren't getting any views anymore.
What's happening?
See, what happens is if you put up one video per day, you're competing with me who's putting
up right now today, like I think 20.
And so one of the reasons we've been competitive is that on the front page of YouTube,
you tend to get 10 to 15 videos at once.
People usually aren't going to scroll,
they're going to click whatever videos they see.
If my thumbnail is better or more interesting
and you click mine over everyone else's,
YouTube will recommend it more.
So consider it this.
You have purchased one lottery ticket per day
and thrown it in the bucket,
and I'm buying 20.
And then YouTube is grabbing at random 15.
Guess what?
You aren't in it.
So this meant that because I was working substantially more,
my videos were more likely to get recommended.
And because they were more likely to get recommended,
they were more likely to get clicked on.
So the algorithm was more likely to promote it over your video.
So in the long run, many conservatives saw their video views go down.
And then in 2020,
my Timcast and Timcast News and Timcast IRS
combined was the most viewed,
I guess you'd call it moderate to right-leaning channel on YouTube,
doing about 180 million views per month.
insane massive numbers we're making crazy amount of money today the challenges every day there's like
a hundred new AI channels schlop dropping nonstop and by that same logic it means that the 20 or so
lottery tickets we're buying are up against 50,000 now produced by these other uh random people companies
or even a single guy just ran a bot and so what that means is over a long enough period of time
we are dealing with attrition where you are less likely to see our videos, so you are less likely to
click on them, and you are less likely to then be recommended, meaning you are less likely to see
the videos, meaning we are entering along with everybody else exponential down, like death curves.
And what I will say for people like David Packman is that dude, he's got a couple years left.
Once Trump is out, you know, Brian Tyler Cohen and David Packman got nothing to talk about.
I think there's right-wing channels that have that same problem?
Nope.
You don't think so?
Hassan Piker will be okay.
He talks about everything.
No, I'm saying right-wing channels.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
I'm saying it's not everybody on the left who's going to go down.
It's the people who only ever talk about Trump.
We're seeing it with CNN.
They dedicated themselves to being the anti-Trump channel.
David Pacman's basically stolen all their viewers,
but that's not going to last once Trump's out of office.
Unless Trump declares himself emperor.
To be honest, okay, just do it already.
I'm so over all of this.
right? Like the Save Act gets passed
and they're like, women can't vote and I'm like, oh, you know
what, fine, you're right, women can't vote. Okay?
Emperor Trump, just come. I'm out here.
I'm going to go by Taco Bell and just put my feet
up and watch the chickens.
I mean, I do think
that when Donald Trump leaves,
like there's going to be a significant falloff.
Donald Trump
just rubs people the wrong way.
They're going to try to turn whoever
is the nominee for the Republicans
into the same thing. Yeah, I don't think it'll work
because people already decided that when the left is calling you Nazi and calling you all these names, that's just their MO.
They were doing it to Mitt Romney.
In fact, the fact that they were doing it to Mitt Romney was part of why you got Donald Trump.
Because they were like, look, the Republicans continued to put forth the most milk toast, the most, you know, appeasing, the most nice guy they could come up with trying to placate all the vitriol that was thrown at them by the last.
left. And when you got to Mitt Romney, the ultimate Boy Scout, right, like the guy that was likely
the cleanest guy in D.C. and, you know, the nicest, most amicable person they could come up with
on the right. Like, and they still called them all that stuff. So the right was just like, you know what,
screw it. Give me the guy that says grab him by the pee, you know. They were like, I don't care.
They're like, if this guy, he'll punch back. The what? Pooder. Yeah, there you go. They were like,
if this guy will punch back, then fine. Because the right has gotten to the point where the left
had just thrown so much vitriol and so much BS and consistently just insulted and insulted,
they were like, well, we don't care because you're going to do this anyway.
So why not give the guy that at least fight back, you know?
And so they're going to try it with whoever comes next because that's their MO.
That's just that's all they've got, you know?
Yeah.
Right now, one of the things that we're facing in this country, which is a bit demoralizing is the redistricting
stuff.
I'm sure you've probably seen this.
Yeah.
They're getting rid of swing districts.
So I mean, you're running in a primary against a Republican.
Right.
So whoever wins that will win the Democratic.
I mean, I guess there's more people that left California, New York and went to Texas.
So I guess the redistricting makes sense because there's more Republicans now.
Right.
So that can make sense.
Well, the Republicans lost this fight.
Yeah.
Indiana was like, we're not going to do it because we cut a deal with Maryland.
And Maryland was like, we're going to do it anyway.
And now Virginia is planning on doing it.
Maryland wants to get rid of their last Republican.
Virginia is going to get rid of all but one.
And then the midterm election is not going to be an actual election.
It's just going to be which state has control.
And the Republicans are losing this battle.
I see sort of swing state's not going to be swing states anymore.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's going to be if there's a slight majority in one direction,
they will dominate the whole state and ice out the voices of any opposition.
So I'm kind of just like at this point,
we are off the precipice.
The roller coaster has dropped.
what comes next is fairly obvious.
Yeah.
I'll just put it like this.
Obvious in the sense that I don't know what form it takes,
but there's clearly no elections anymore.
If all the districts are either going to be blue or red
with no chance of representation,
you know, Massachusetts being a great example,
40% Republicans, zero representatives.
Then either we just lay down
and let the machine take over or people start fighting.
Well, the Republicans have to actually start.
exercising power. And it's frustrating to see that they are, you know, again, it's Lucy with the
football. The Republicans are like, okay, we're actually going to play fair and we're going to stop
doing this stuff. Oh, yeah, totally. We're going to. And then as soon as they go up to kick the
ball, Lucy moves the ball and they get, you know, clown on again, it's going to continue happening.
The left has a very easy to understand playbook. And the right just refuses to read rules for radicals.
They refuse to read the playbook that the Democrats use.
They refuse to exercise power.
The fact that they still have the filibuster, knowing full well that the Democrats are going to get in there, they're going to end the filibuster.
They're going to try to expand the court.
They're going to do everything they can to ensure that they can undo the things that Donald Trump has done.
Any legislation passed, they're going to try and undo.
And every Republican, every conservative, everyone on the right should be fully aware of that fact.
and they still don't exercise power the way that they need to.
And their constituents, I mean, they're going to lose seats in the house.
They're going to lose their constituents.
They're going to be like, we don't want to vote for you.
People are going to stay home.
And it's their own damn fault.
They're already demoralized.
Yeah.
That's why my slogan is, make America grow some balls again.
There you go.
What do you think about that?
I was going to say Cajonis, but I don't know if that works in Texas.
It's good.
Where'd the balls go?
Yes.
No, well, I guess they got surgically.
removed. They're all becoming trans.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's a risk taking that slogan.
You're an edgy guy.
You offend a lot of people. You know, like, what happened to this
country? We grew up on
George Carlin and South Park
and the Simpsons and family guy
and now everybody's a bunch of whiny babies.
Well, that's why I'm running for Congress because I see
that, okay, algorithms,
celebrity, media,
big tech with the San Francisco staff.
They're all infiltrating
the children. They're not going
after the nursing homes. They're going after the children. So they're creating an army. So when
Trump leaves, like he was saying, they can then have, once they get the institutions, they can
use that army to censor everybody, cancel people, and put him in jail, whatever. Because that's
kind of like the MO of the left, censor, cancel, ban, and torture death. So that's why I say to
the people who are, they're not standing up to grow some balls again. Even, yeah, even, uh,
Hockey players.
They made them wear the LGBT flag, and they all wore it.
What does homosexuality have to do with hockey and getting kids?
And none of the athletes are standing up.
So I'm like, wait a minute, why am this?
Obviously, you're standing up, but the good people are not standing up because they're in fear of being canceled.
So we need to, like, get rid of the cancel culture and undo what's going on with these kids.
Put a ring camera.
We got to ring cameras every home, right?
Put a ring camera in the house.
I'm sorry, not a house in the schools.
To that, you know, to that point, that was one of the silver linings of COVID is people saw what their kids were learning in school.
They saw, you know, they had, the kids were taking classes at home and they saw what the teachers were teaching.
And they were like, wait a minute, hold on a second.
What is this stuff?
There was a lot of parents that got really upset about that stuff, rightfully so.
And so as much as, you know, I don't want to say that COVID was a good thing.
It was horrible for the government to do the things they didn't.
And there's all kinds of negatives.
But there were a couple silver linings, and that was one of them.
Well, the slogan, of course.
Magsba.
Yeah. Magsba.
Make America grow some balls again.
Oh, Magsma.
I like that.
Magsma.
You hear it right now.
From the guy who brought you pool water.
With the sham out to a coaster.
If you poured that pool water.
If you buy a pool water, we'll give you a pretty many shamau.
Well, I don't know who's doing that.
Can we do that?
Just to leave it here if it spills.
I would like to do that.
We could try and figure out how to do that.
it.
Yeah, make it around.
So election day is in the 17th or on the third.
Yeah, but I have to remind people, Shamwow is Shlomi now.
Shlomi is Shamaw because my name is, my nickname's not on the ballot anymore.
Someone took it out.
It's like the dirt, it's like the swamp.
They don't want the clean water to come in anymore.
Are you going like door to door and doing that kind of stuff?
You know what?
I'm actually, I am personally going to door with my street team and I'm putting this little
mini-shamau with the flyer, putting it by the door.
Free Shamwau?
Yeah, pretty mini.
It's a mini one.
It's a small for the kitchen.
Yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't cost much.
But it says many of people's out.
So hopefully they'll be using it and remembering.
There you go.
And I still look pretty good after a few years, you know.
Your slogan should probably be like, I will clean up this town, you know.
Yeah, clean up this.
Yeah.
I'm cleaning up.
But I just, you know, like I said, when they pulled my nickname, it's like, not only my cleaning the swamp,
I've got to clean the house.
Like, it's coming from the, you know, from the rafters.
Yep.
Well, if you, there's a great opportunity for doing a pitch where you, like, put a chamois
in a swamp.
I like that.
soak it all up.
I see he's making a commercial for me.
I like it.
I'm going to make a commercial for him.
He's going to make a commercial for me.
Here's my vision is that you walk up to a swamp and then you just throw a shamw in it and it
soaks all the water up and then all of the neocons and woke are being exposed.
Like little germs.
Like you said, the AI can probably do it like in an hour.
We can have one right now.
I'm going to see if I can actually do that.
Oh, my God.
This is amazing.
I can definitely do it right away.
Really?
We can put it out right now.
Five minutes.
We'll say, Shamawish, I'm going to have you as my campaign manager, Tim.
You got a job, babe.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I already have a job.
Okay.
Like five, jean afford.
We can do a trade.
I'll do a commercial for you.
You can do a-
Into a swamp.
And exposes.
So do you think pulling the nickname off the ballot was on purpose?
Yeah, especially six.
It's already been approved by the Secretary of State.
It was notarized.
I went ahead and spent money on commercials.
It was the NRCC.
You said that did.
Yeah, the National Republican Congress.
And when I found out is that they're run by the incumbents.
So they use it to fight the small guy, right?
Yeah.
So that's like, wow, it's so corrupt.
And then when you get in office, they make you give them money.
Matt Gates was telling us about it.
Yeah.
They were like, if you want any committee assignments, you got to write us a check right now.
And based on your district, it's a different number.
So he said that he was like, what can I get for half a million dollars?
You know, any assignment you want.
He's like, okay.
Wow.
So he wrote him a.
check and then they put them on, I think we got like Armed Services Committee or something.
Yep.
I know I have to clean up the swamp, but I've got to clean up my own house now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Literally the House of Representatives.
Come on.
Let's not do that.
It's not that.
So that's what I'm going to do.
In some ways, it's good because you know, you know where the zombies are, you know.
Like even when Trump lost the 2020 election, I kind of liked it because then you saw
where the FBI was corrupt.
You saw the media was corrupt.
You saw where all the bad guys are.
So now when he comes in now, he knows where to take him out now.
See, I like that.
In some ways, it's kind of good.
Like, oh, okay.
So you guys are corrupted Secretary of State, you're corrupted Texas GOP, and you're corrupted NRCC.
Okay, good.
So then I'll know what to do.
It's worth pointing out that the silver lining is going.
And as much as, you know, people were upset that Donald Trump won or Donald Trump lost in 2022, if he didn't, he wouldn't have had such insight when he came back.
And again, as much as people are unhappy with how much he's got done now because they were expecting, there's a lot of people I think that were.
expecting Donald Trump to come in and just be a dictator and say, this is happening, this is happening.
The president never had the power to do the things that they were hoping for, but they were still
hoping for it. So even though they're upset, he's still done a whole lot of good things.
And he's done a lot of things that people really did want, but the big things that they were
hoping for, he hasn't been able to do. So there's a lot of people that are still like, well, he hasn't
done this and hasn't done that. I have a question. Well, let's jump to this story. I admittedly know
very little about and despite the fact
the story is deeply unsettling
and tragic,
tragic, I don't care.
Yeah, Savannah Guthrie's missing
mom live updates, chilling new ransom
notes has warning for Nancy Guthrie's family.
This is crushing
the news cycle for women.
Guys don't care.
Yeah. And so the actual story
is why?
Why don't guys care?
You know, no, yes.
I mean, like my take on this right now is,
Same thing is true crime.
Women love true crime.
They love crime.
They love crime.
That's true women.
But the question is why.
And I actually think I have an idea because it's incomplete, nothing.
So true crime stories, like the Nancy Guthrie thing.
And again, with all the respect to their family, I hope everyone's okay.
I hope they figure this one out.
It's very serious and tragic.
But I feel like you give me an article, you give me a sentence, and I know where we're at with it.
Women tend to like these stories where nothing happens.
Where it's like a criminal.
I'm like, ooh, what about them?
It's like, he was there.
But it leads to speculation, right?
Like, this is the story that made me check out recently when they're like,
it doesn't look like her hand looks AI.
It looks like there's six fingers there.
She was clearly just holding her sister's hand.
I'm like, I can't anymore.
Dude, I can't.
Just, I'm out of it.
Like, I'm out of this type of stuff.
I can't read this type of conspiracy stuff anymore.
I love mystery.
I don't know.
I never, I like more action.
I mean, but it's a mystery.
Women like shows where nothing gets resolved.
Yeah.
Like lost.
Never.
I never thought of it that way.
I mean, both genders loved lost.
Yeah, but I feel like more women.
I mean, I don't have the numbers on that,
but I would say it was probably pretty split.
Like, guys watch news where things are definitive.
Like, when we make videos and we're like tracking metrics,
we have to assert something.
Questions don't work.
Mystery doesn't work.
The Nancy Guthrie's story has resolved nothing.
So you're saying that J.J. Abrams, whole thing is all for women for the mystery box?
It's just...
Absolutely.
I mean, you look at, look at his movies, too.
Yeah.
Now I'm, now I'm curious.
I want to look at, like, what the gender demographics were for Lost.
Let's make a mystery movie for women.
There you go.
And just never, it never ends.
Like you said.
Well, so I mean.
Part one, part three.
I'm going to say this too, and it's going to sound disrespectful, I guess.
But, you know, as we're getting ready for the show, we have Fox News on, and Laura Ingram's show came on.
And it felt like it was painful for her to cover the Guthrie story.
Oh.
Because.
she was talking like this.
And I was like, wow, you must have nothing to say about this.
And I don't either.
Yeah.
I'm just looking at The New York Post and you can see this, 10 times the viewership
reading a story with nothing, chilling new ransom note.
There's nothing there.
There's literally no news.
That's why I don't know about it myself.
Right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like I feel like I'm just going to like, Brett,
you're supposed to know about it.
No, this is, this is news news.
No, it's not.
It's a fan of Guthrie.
What are you talking about?
It's news news.
It's a crime.
But she's a, she's on TV, you know?
That's,
that he is adding stuff to my job description that has nothing to do with what I do.
We spoke about James Vanderbeek's $1 million go fund me today.
Oh man, that was a bummer.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How sad?
He was, what was it, 48?
He was 48.
Man.
Yeah.
Why is that not bigger news?
I mean, it was a pretty big story.
I mean, mostly it's because people,
the space now, it's been kind of, they've used it to kind of shift the discussion because
this is an actor where, like, they're like, what was his net worth? Three, maybe four million.
There was like a couple of different estimates. How does this guy, you know, how does even a
rich celebrity in America still have to have a go fund me started for him after he dies to take
care of his family? And this was a dude with six kids, been married since I believe 2010,
believed in God. For all intents and purposes, he's kind of one of the examples I would give
to conservatives to be like, look, not every actor is like a baby's blood drinking demon like
everybody wants to paint them all out to be. But still, now they're turning it into a discussion
about universal health care because how does this guy die broke because he got cancer in
2023. Man, that's crazy. I have the same issue with the Savannah Guthier. It's all speculation at
this point. It's like, I just don't care. Like, people, once it started becoming like, they're using it
as a distraction for the Epstein files, I'm like, bro, I'm out of here. I can't do this right
now. I want to go back in time to 2008 when I was sitting there on YouTube.
Financial crisis.
And a man pulled out a small device to chop up his nuts.
Oh.
It's all about the nuts.
Yeah. I didn't know this, but I thought you were like a hired spokesperson for these products,
but you actually own them.
Yeah.
Billy Mason was a little jealous of me because he was the higher spokesperson.
Yeah, he was smack talking you, wasn't he?
Yeah.
He was just mad because I owned, because I just came in and just took over because I owned the product.
because he never, like oxyclean, he never owned it.
So he, when they sold it to a big company, he never.
Unilever or something?
Huh?
Unilever.
Like everything is owned by Unilever now.
Yeah, well, that's it.
So he was a little jealous, but that's okay.
Is that why he was ragging on you?
Yeah, a little bit.
I don't know why.
Also, you know, I write my own scripts and you were better than he was.
I just like, I just, but I was throwing humor because I was thinking people are going to
to sleep at two in the morning.
We got to wake him up.
They got to pick up the phone.
Who wants to pick up the phone at two in the morning?
So you got to, I just thought, some of the jokes, I mean you can all let me know.
It's just a generic joke.
But in retrospect, during that time, no one was doing that kind of human.
But, like, how did you come to own these products?
Well, I was selling the shami.
Actually, there was a Swedish guy in L.A. that looked just like me.
And a lot of girls liked them.
Some girls used to come up to me.
Are you the Swedish guy?
I'm like, yeah, sure.
I didn't know.
We finally met.
I told him the story.
Then he hired me, and he was selling stuff at the swap meet.
And he was selling the shabbies.
So anyway, I was selling.
selling shams before, you know,
became the Shamaw guy. So I
never brought it to TV.
I did a movie called Underground
Comedy movie. It had
Slash was in it from Guns and Roses.
He was the Miss America Bag Lady pageant.
We had like supermodels taking a dump.
So it was like really
raunchy humor and all the critics hated it.
So I didn't make my money back.
So I put that
on Comedy Central as an 800 number
and that sold millions
of units. What? Yeah.
on comedy. But then I could only put on Comedy Central from 11A p.m. to two. And then I thought,
well, why don't I do something where I can put it on every channel? I said, well, I used to sell
sham wows with that Swedish guy. So why don't I call it sham wows? And then that's where I put,
that's when I made money on every channel. Yeah. And that's how I got it to the sham wow.
From the movie, I got criticized for being the worst movie ever made. That's a crazy chain of it.
That's important, though. Like, if it's the worst movie ever made, that's still a good thing because
it's the top of something by being the bottom of it.
Right, but the critics knew if they said that, people would go see the midnight
They said also not as funny, not a molecule of humor because we also had like a very
raunchy material like Dickman fights lesbians the gay virgin like things you'll never see a gay virgin
The big black guy from the green mile was in it he was a gay virgin you know so I made fun a lot
Like that that woke mentality Michael Clark Duncan was actually in the movie I should see no one knows where that movie is I don't know I have a DVD else so you got to
He offers a DVD player.
I don't have a DVD player.
I know, I'll send you a DVD player with it.
That's how I got slashing it.
I made him at a party.
He said, I'll send you a VHS of a trailer that we kind of date,
and it's going to be Miss America Baglady.
I want you with, well, I can't watch it.
So I sent him a TV with a VHS in his hotel.
He watched and he said, I'll be in it.
That's great.
I shot the Missa Berry Bagley.
I shot the Bagleties, but they didn't have a host, so then I put him in a host after.
I think you'll like this movie.
How did the slap chop happen?
The slapchop happened.
Again, I was selling slapchops in 1990.
But they were kioskarts.
It wasn't called slapchop.
Right.
And then you made your own version of it.
Yeah.
So I was selling, so I got into doing demonstration products.
And from the Swedish guy who got me into the business, then I did my own.
And kiosk were at the time, they were just starting out in the malls, those little.
Yeah.
And they were just selling jewelry.
No one was doing any demonstration.
So I saw, I got the Thymaster that was on TV and I put it on in the chaos and everybody was just buying it like hot cakes until it went to the retail stores and no one bought it.
But so that's how I got into then selling choppers, just choppers and I was I was training other people.
So I got good.
You know, when you train other people, you get good yourself.
So again, I was getting better at it.
And then I just started selling it and that's how I started.
And then I just after the movie, again, after I sold a lot of sham, I said, why don't you just do the next product to make it a little more jokes?
threw some more jokes in it.
And that turned into a song,
I got like 20 million.
Yeah, tacos.
And what's his name?
Snoop Dog took the line,
bikini,
martini, linguine,
fettuccini or whatever I said.
Oh,
Lamborghini.
I forgot what it.
And he put that in that song
with Katie Perry's California.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, he put that line in.
I didn't acknowledge it.
I was sold.
I went and bought one.
I should have brought you one.
I was so excited.
I'll be sending you guys some for sure.
I'm pretty sure I have two.
Oh, you do?
Oh, okay.
Probably.
That's why I can afford to come here
Because you bought some slap chops
Because you put a celery
Some carrots in there
An onion and you chop
You got salad
No, that's true
You know
I have another one called crank chop
That's even better
But it doesn't sell as well
I don't know
It's all about branding
You know
Yeah
But you know what I'm going to sell next
Pool water
There you go
Swimming to pool
Why don't you just drink it
Why not save someone
And it's made out of glass
No plastics
But we're going to come up
With a script for you
On Wednesday
I'll say it to you
It's going to be really good
All right
I need time to develop
You know
I got to warm up
To the product
I've got to drink more pool.
What is the key to making a great commercial?
Surprise, right?
You know, like when you saw the commercial for the Congress with the feet it's going,
vote for Sham Wow, right?
Oh, I didn't see that one.
Oh, you didn't see that?
I thought you posted it.
You posted it, I thought.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
But anyway, so that's a surprise a little bit.
So keep the surprise, keep the humor.
And then, of course, get some.
good points across. I thought I did some good points, right? Because the guy Carter, he was mumbling.
See, Trump thinks he's in good shape. So he endorsed them, but he's really in bad shape,
like really bad. Should we play your commercial? Yes. All right. Let's get it. Okay. We have this,
I think this is your commercial, right? Yeah, yeah. Running for Congress. Hey, it's Vince. I'm running
for Congress against this guy. Stop having a politician that's worse than Biden.
For a discretionary funding. Instead, vote for me, a guy who's not half dead.
I'm going to soak up the swamp, clean the house, and pick up those liberal tears at the same time.
I'm going to slap chop the nuts out of the woke, making less blue hair commies and more red-blooded Americans.
Both for me so I can represent you and the ones that can't stand up for themselves.
Vote for Shamaw!
Pay for my offer, Vince Shamaw-Masholmi for Congress.
Hey, me.
That's great.
I got to change the problem because of the corruption in the Republican Party.
There's corruption there.
I never thought I'm surprised myself.
But like I said, that's good that I noticed.
Did something happened to you where you got to?
hit in the head that made you decide to run for Congress
because I don't understand how anybody would want to be in that building.
You know, it's weird.
I think because of Charlie Kirk after the side,
and I put the wokebuster right, I did a skit called Walkbuster.
It took a parody on Ghostbusters.
And some of the platforms weren't showing it
because the algorithms don't like me making fun of trans.
So they weren't showing.
I'm like, oh, this is like persecution.
This is like discrimination.
It's like a black guy in the back of the bus in the 40s.
Like, you're not showing my content because, here's why, well, it's because your content's no good.
Well, I'm doing four million views on one platform and only 40,000 views on another.
So obviously there's some kind of, oh, it's all pressure.
It's rigged.
Yeah.
So, okay, so I'm, I'm, people know me everywhere.
I don't have a lot of followers.
I'm an anomaly in that sense because I never captured my followers.
I mean, I was an idiot, whatever, base, whatever.
So I thought, well, why don't I run for cars and fix it there?
Because this is discrimination.
It's illegal.
So, I mean, I don't know what your followers, but let's say you have a great show and you should get 10 million followers, but instead they only give you one million followers, whatever platform you do.
I mean, I'm sure you have many platforms, but some platforms are corrupt because, look, let's face it, they're all from San Francisco.
They're not going to like some of your platforms, some of these.
But some platforms are good, though. Some platforms are good. I'll admit that.
People need to understand that when the Democrats win the midterms is when woke is going to strike back tenfold.
Yep.
Right. Because Silicon Valley is going to be like, okay, we're off the target list.
Right now their fear is Trump's in the executive and he's got Congress, even though it's weak.
Right.
The moment you get a Democrat Congress, Silicon Valley is going to be like, ban them all again.
Wait, they're going to wait for Trump to leave.
They're prepping these kids through the algorithms, through videos, and they're prepping them through schools, activists, teachers, and, of course, porn, which I don't think should be on X.
Triple X should not be on X.
Yeah, I agree.
because I think, first of all, I don't watch porn.
I haven't watched porn for four or five years,
but I just saw one like a few months ago.
Somebody told me to look at something,
and I couldn't get out of my head for the whole day.
I was just like, it's a visual drug,
and it's bad for kids.
I mean, let them watch porn after 16 or something.
You know, kids should just be doing academics, having fun,
you know, enjoying their environment and stuff like that.
So I think it's, and it's not free speech.
Porn is not free speech.
It's sex, and sex is beautiful,
but let's keep it away from it to later, you know.
So that's, but I think when the Democrats know, if you can control their body, you can control their mind.
And that's what they're doing.
They're prepping it for when Trump leaves, I think.
That's my belief.
So that's why I want to go to Congress.
That's why I have an inspiration, motivation, whatever.
When is that election?
February 17th is the early voting, like on Tuesday, and then the election is March 3rd.
I just hope people know Shlomi, you know, that's the main thing.
So if you're in Texas.
Yeah, I'm probably going to sue the, I already talked to my lawyer, we're suing the secretary of
and GOP because they pulled it without telling me.
At least if you tell them, I can change things.
They didn't give you any notice at all?
No, they didn't give it.
I had to go back to the website late January.
Like, oh, where's my Shanwhal nickname?
It was on, yeah.
So, yeah, so that's what with Shamawash Lomi?
Shamwawisholmi.
Yeah, Shamwash, well, it's not even Shamaw now.
It's just Shlomi.
I have to change that.
So I got my nine bills there.
So, uh, what's your ex account?
My ex is a real shamwaw guy.com.
Everybody's real after Trump did it.
Well, I can't even get my, I can't get Chammah Guy or Shamaw on X.
I was late on the whole social media platform.
You could probably get it.
There's like a way.
Didn't they introduce a way to claim?
I think you can, like, or like, aren't there like third point places that can like help you like broker a deal between you and somebody if you want to get there?
Guys, I know Tim Poole, so if you can please get me that chamois.
Well, you probably can't.
I don't know that you want to show this.
right like during the show
in the after show you should show
his pin tweet the commercially
he's got as brilliant
which one we'll save it for the unscensored
I think it's the woke busters one
Oh to wokebuster yeah yeah
I had an idea for a skit
That's what you said
That's what motivated me
Yeah I like your ideas and I want to
I want to work with you on your water
That'd be fun
When you mentioned woke busters
I came up with a really good idea
that I can't say on YouTube
Oh okay
Yeah
Oh this is only on YouTube or
Well we're on YouTube and Rumble right now
Oh okay
But then at 10 o'clock, we go just to the uncensored portion on Rumble.
But then you do all the play out of Instagram and everything like that, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like an old guy.
I think I look pretty good from my age, right?
62.
I didn't think you were that old.
I thought you were like.
People say, I do drugs.
How do I look?
Do I look like I do drugs at 60?
Do you know anybody of 62?
You know?
I do coffee, though, obviously.
I thought you were a lot younger than that.
I was actually surprised if I was like, well, you were 40 when you were doing that?
Will you marry me?
The only people that make it past 62 that do a lot of drugs is like,
Heath Richards.
Oh, right, right.
He's the only one.
And that's just the drug.
How old was Ozzy?
Well, Ozzy was 70, but he stopped doing drugs before.
He stopped doing drugs like in his...
But doesn't it, like, depend on, like, what kind of drug?
Because some of those drugs keep you alive.
Yeah, well, I'm talking about, like, recreational party drugs.
I'm thinking of, like...
He was...
Dudes are blowing lines and drinking booze in their 60s.
You don't make it to 60s if you're blowing lines and drinking booze.
Really?
I don't know about it.
It's tough.
It makes it harder to do it.
It makes it real tough.
Have you ever seen an old?
tall guy?
How tall is tall?
I mean, there was a
there was a post on X
where a guy was like,
he was talking to his doctor about taking care
of his heart, he's getting older, and his doctor was like, I, you shouldn't worry
about it, you're not going to be old anyway.
Because he was like, six foot seven, and he was like, what do you mean?
He goes, have you ever seen an old tall man?
That's true.
And he was like, oh.
And now they're gaslighting you about the body positivity
stuff on the internet.
What do you mean?
Like Richard Hanani was like, yeah,
no institutions told you that.
being fat was, uh, was okay.
They were all telling you that actually you should lose weight,
which is obviously not true.
Yeah, Richard.
He just makes,
no,
I want to be smaller.
That is what's going on right now, right?
The,
the far left is pretending that anything that happened between 2020 and 2020,
and 24 just suddenly didn't happen,
even though we all know that it did.
Yeah.
Here you go.
The Association for Size, Diversity and Health.
That's,
so no,
we found,
like,
I did a video on this that's coming out tomorrow.
I mean,
there's more than that.
There's stuff from veterans.
Affairs and actual institutions.
This is just activist bullshit here.
Yeah.
But like these...
Remember the body?
Remember the beach body ready one?
Yes.
But let me think these groups worked,
these groups worked in conjunction
with like the AMA and Department
of Veterans Affairs and stuff like this.
This was pushed everywhere.
I think if you have a clean heart,
you're going to live a long time.
But yeah, there is obviously a body.
Well, I mean, Donald Trump is 6'3 and he's 80.
So there are people that make...
He also never took drugs.
No, he took a lot of McDonald's.
and Coca-Cola.
I think that's a little bit.
I don't think a lot.
Diet Coke.
Is it a lot?
I don't know.
I never know.
Well, he likes to eat stuff.
Like, he likes to eat, if he's not eating at the White House, when he's on the road,
he likes to eat, like, McDonald's and stuff.
And he doesn't want anyone to know who's ordering it, so that way they don't spit in it
or they don't mess with it.
He's like, if you just go and get it.
Because it's against, like, the, you know, the elitists.
Yeah.
Well, it's like when they had the football team at the White House and, like, the cook was
out or something like that.
So he got, like, spread of me.
It was great.
You know what this is?
Honestly, the health at every size thing,
it's just women.
Yeah.
Like women, it's all women.
So you'll notice,
I love this,
like watching the whatever podcast.
Oh, yeah,
and he just intentionally antagonizes the women
and it's funny.
Brian,
he's like, so how would you rate yourself?
And they're all like,
I'm like,
oh, I see now, yeah.
And then he's just laughing at him.
Oh, my God.
Because like, no, you're not.
But the funny thing is,
what you find with his show
is that there'll be a lot of ugly fat women
being like,
I'm perfect.
but men must be better.
And that's where the health
that every size comes from.
Unhealthy women
who feel justified being exactly
as they are and they don't need to do anything.
And you know what the reality is
for a lot of these fat women
is they can probably get laid no problem.
Yeah.
So they're just like...
It's men's fault.
It really is guy's fault for doing that.
No simping.
Yes, but
it's low testosterone based on our culture.
The foods, the plastics,
the lack of exercise and sunlight.
Improper sleep.
all day. Yeah, dudes
used to be chopped, you know, just
hopped up on testosterone nonstop.
So they were all just punching each other
and rolling around in mud and fighting wars.
Now guys are locking themselves in their bedrooms
and playing video games desperate for human touch.
So it's like a disgusting woman.
So I'm healthy. And he's like, I will
do anything for you. Yeah.
I mean, but like also for women, it's the type
of thing when we talk about superheroes, like the difference
between how men view superheroes and women.
Like men see a jackdude
playing Superman. Like,
I want to be that dude.
And women see female superheroes
and they're like, she should look more like me.
I shouldn't have to look more like her.
Yeah, which is...
So like superhero women are all just super fat?
Well, no.
The thing is, is now they've kind of found a middle ground.
They don't have the, like,
you're not going to see the Scarlet Johansons of the age before.
Someone needs to just make, whoa, stop.
Because they ruined Star Trek.
And that's the only thing that man.
Are you watching Starfleet Academy?
No.
I'm watching Nerd Rod.
review the episodes for me.
I don't watch the show.
I just turn on neurotic.
I watched one review and I was like,
I'm so glad I don't like Star Trek
because if I did, I would feel
there'd be an affront to me,
but I know for all my friends
who love Star Trek.
Yeah, I watched.
I just been watching the next generation again
because it's the greatest show ever made.
I'm older.
I used to watch the old stuff
with the music and everything.
The original series?
Yeah.
The original series is good, but next generation.
Oh, I've seen it all.
Oh, okay.
I've seen it.
I watched the original series once.
Oh, okay.
And I said, oh, I like it.
I watch the next generation probably four or five times straight through,
and I'm going to go again.
And then as soon as my daughter is able,
she's going to watch every episode with me as well.
So maybe, maybe, you know, she's almost one.
Wow. Congratulations. Thank you.
Have you done the same with like the,
I know you're a fan of Stargate SG1.
Have you done the same?
Oh, man.
Have you watched the other Stargate series?
No.
No?
No, the Stargate SG-1 is incredible.
It's very much like the next generation.
It's very comparable.
And they're going to be doing another show on Amazon and we're all very worried.
Yeah.
But I'm hoping they bring back a Korn Nemek.
That'd be fantastic because they got to get to emojis.
He was at the castle back when we were there.
That's right.
And he did a bit when he did Cass Castle, that was absolutely amazing.
So the bit that we did with him was,
the Cass Castle was like a satirical version of our show as we're doing pre-production.
And we're having him come on IRL.
Ian is convinced that Stargate was real and it was a documentary and they were covering it up.
You could actually believe that.
We don't know necessarily that he doesn't.
So that was the gag.
And then Corrin keeps saying like, stop, I am not a Stargate.
It was a TV show.
And then finally at the end, he walks outside.
And he goes, it's all good.
I got, he's like, I convinced him it was fake.
And then the portal opens up in front of him.
Then he walks through it.
The Stargate opens.
You never can tell if he, what Ian actually does and doesn't.
Yes, I'm saying.
Keep him guessing.
Well, Ian will say things like, I'm only pretending to be retarded.
And then we're like, okay, Ian.
Yeah, it's like, really?
Are you?
Yeah.
Should we, should we talk about news, I guess?
All right, here we go, here we go.
We got this from TMZ.
Cardi B says,
ICE out of my concerts.
They originally titled this that she
jokingly threatens ICE.
She's pulling no punches when it comes to
Ice Lunger fans.
They'd better be ready to throw down
if agents pop up at her shows.
She didn't mince words Wednesday
opening her Little Miss Drama tour
with La Cucaracha.
Really?
Moments later, she fired off
B, if ice comes in here,
gun jump day A drawing booming cheers from the crowd.
She kept going joking, I got some bear mace in the back.
They ain't taking my fans B before launching into her hit song.
I like it.
So, were she friends with Nikki Minaj?
I think they actually have beef.
Well, I know now.
Oh, okay.
I'm asking because Nikki Minaj is hanging out with Trump,
Cardi B is like the opposite.
This is the worst stuff too, because like, let's face it, like, she would absolutely
let her fans like try and start a friend.
fight with law enforcement, and she would be nowhere near that fight could actually happen.
Everybody goes to jail.
They all get wrapped up.
She's like, what are you talking about?
Like, I was just trying to get everybody hyped.
I didn't say nothing, my.
How we go make American rappers more wholesome again?
Can we start that new trend?
Everybody's got to be like Will Smith, right?
No.
No, no.
Like, at least be like dress nice or something.
Because, you know, you're promoting to other girls.
Yeah, I mean, look.
If you're saying everyone should be more like 50 cent, then, yeah,
I agree.
Petty.
Pettie and awesome.
Petty and awesome.
You stop talking about your genitals or, you know, just a little bit.
Okay.
But it's just like, this is what all of the musicians are doing now, though.
Because what was it?
I saw Doja Cat did the same thing.
Like days after telling other celebrities to stop talking about like,
stop being so, like, unmysterious and sharing so much of your personal life.
She said, you know, F I said a live concert.
My favorite part is they do it overseas in places with stricter immigrant.
policies in the U.S.
It's so frustrated.
I think they're just placating
where the dollars are coming from
because it's like, you know,
it's all these celebrities. They make $20 million
a movie, and then they get another $20
million from China, and then we have to pay
$10 for popcorn and $10 for Coke,
and then, so they don't want to go...
That's the theater just making,
remaking their investment because they're not making
the money that the studio are doing.
It's also going back to the actors.
And that's why the actors don't stand up
for Trump because
they want to just kiss their
of the producers and they want that extra cash.
So cash is a little bit like the root of all evil, I guess,
and that's why they're not standing up for what's right.
So, yeah, grow some Cajones.
Or in Brooklyn, we say, what is it, grow some Coyones.
Okay.
I think that's what it is.
I don't have a good Brooklyn accent anymore.
I imagine in Brooklyn now it's probably Cajonis as well.
Yeah, oh, it's Cajonis, yeah.
A lot of Spanish speakers.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, but I mean, look, this has been something that goes on
in the you know with artists or what have you they're they've always been left leaning or at least
the majority left leaning it got really bad from like 2013 14 until i mean even still it's pretty
pretty bad is but it it really took off in like 2013 14 15 um so this isn't a surprise it's
pretty boilerplate stuff the fact that you know nicky minage came out and said no i'm actually
against this stuff was
the go against the grain
and position. So as much as
as, you know,
it's not shocking,
it's, it's, it's what you should expect.
I just laugh when the comments are like,
how brave they can be standing up
for what they believe. Yeah. Saying
exactly the same thing as literally everybody else
in the industry. Oh, the other one was, I think Lady Gaga
was talking about ICE in like Italy
or something like that. I'm like, they're just like,
what are you doing? Yeah. You know, I thought they were the same
person for a long time.
Nicky Minaj and Cardi B, yeah.
I was like,
you're saying black people look alike.
No, just them.
Yeah, they've done songs together,
and I kind of feel like this is the,
what's the right word?
The, I want to say epitome,
but kind of the inflection point of civil war.
Nikki Minaj and Cardi B.
That's right.
And that's the actual movie version of this act
probably does say something like
because when you get the movie made,
it's like something absurd
is what finally sets
everything off. But I'm just saying that, like, Nikki Minaj and Cardi B are fighting to the point where
it's very much like the troubles. Like, I brought this up. If you go to Northern Ireland, one side
of the wall is pro Palestine, one side's pro Israel. And you're like, what thought does that have to do
with Ireland? And that's where I'm at right now with, like, Nikki Minaj is hanging out with Trump
and conservatives. And I feel like it's just because they hate each other so much. They went
opposite ends politically. Yeah. And that's the only reason. I don't know, I don't know if
Cardi B considers herself a Christian, but Nikki Minaj talks about God a lot and stuff.
So I don't know that that is reflected in her music.
Yeah.
Specifically, you know, I think that it's still very, is very risque for lack of a better term.
But yeah, at the very least, it makes sense because, again, she does consider herself a Christian.
She talks about God a lot.
Oh, she was born in Trinidad.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I don't remember her.
Oh, yeah, you know, part of the reason, Michael.
And Tobago.
Because her cousin had his balls swolled up.
She was talking about this during COVID.
He got the shot and his balls swirled up.
And that was a big deal.
Mickey Minaj.
Mickey Minaj's cousin.
Remember?
Oh, yeah, his balls got big.
Remember Luke used to have the slap chopper.
Luke used to have the flag of Nikki Minaj flying outside.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
She's been based for a long time.
Yeah, so it might be because of the, it might have got the start in the
COVID stuff when she got got a bunch of crap for saying that her cousin's balls.
That's one of the thing.
You mentioned God.
I want to bring just a prayer.
It doesn't have to be a religion, just a prayer in schools again.
So kids know that there's a God because that's another thing we need to bring back.
So hopefully that'll be one of my policies.
It's a prayer.
And if you don't believe in God, just meditate.
So for the week.
So then that makes kids think maybe to be better to themselves, better to their friends.
And they'll be better versions of themselves just like.
She's basically.
She's basically from Venezuela.
Yeah, Trinidad's an island, like, literally just separated by, like, what, 10 miles?
Hmm.
Yeah.
I had no idea that they were that close.
I thought it was more further on the Caribbean.
I don't like it when they name things like that, Trinidad and Tobago, St. Kitts and Nevis.
Now, again, you have one name.
Nevis.
Well, I wonder what the history around that is.
I don't know.
It's not America.
I'm not interested in hearing about it.
You know the other one that's going on in Hollywood,
now is like the pre-sale tickets are really high for scream seven and there was supposed to be a boycott for scream seven because
Melissa Barrera got fired from the movie because of her support for Palestine and the studio fired her so you really can't escape politics in hollywood
no matter what you're doing yeah yeah so no news day trinidad was named called unholywood
trinidad was actually named by columbus on in 1498 because he named it uh la isla de la trinidad the island of the trinity and honority
in honor of the Holy Trinity.
Do you feel like slowed news days are more common than they were before?
Is it like that some days are, they're so big and there's so much to talk about that it bleeds over in the next day?
Kind of.
I kind of feel like people's brains have turned to jello.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel that way sometimes.
I'm telling you, dude, people don't understand the effect AI is having on our brains.
And so much, so much.
So, and social media.
Social media.
I think the issue is that the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
TikTok style Instagram feed. Let me just put it like this way. I predicted this and I will
predict it further. So I warned all of you that the big tech companies were intentionally
shifting away from long form content because long form content was resulting in informed
populations who were voting against their wishes. And how you destroy that is you make the machine
not capable of long form. So what happens now is the short attention span content cycle.
if I pull up my phone and I go to Instagram
every single video I get
is completely different from the one before or after it
and so what does my psyche then look like
there's no through line
and you there's no point in very little
of what you're looking at most of the time
if you're looking at short form content
and it's mostly just videos of fights at fast food restaurants
mine's not that
America's funny as videos on crack
mine's carpentry videos and then like soccer skills games
I don't play soccer or like soccer.
I think the plan has been, and again, we've talked about this years ago, with the emergence of TikTok, why we are banned from TikTok.
And that may be remedied now that the platform got sold.
But I believe that we were banned because our show is high-level conversational, philosophical current news and events.
No, even we got banned.
We're none of those things on our channel.
We are not high-level nor philosophical.
The culture crisis got banned?
On TikTok, yeah.
It's so weird.
Yeah.
Because the machine's rigged.
machine is rigged and they want only certain voices.
And so the end result is, look, if you're in control, if you have power and wealth, you don't want people getting power.
There was a post on Reddit.
They have these subreddits that pop up sometimes like hypothetical scenarios is one of them.
And it said, you wake up one day with the powers of Superman.
In exactly one year, another person will also be granted the power of Superman.
you know who this person is
it happens every year
and there's one way to stop them
do you do it
I mean
it's just do you lose the power of Superman
no they'll just be two
then three then four then five
it's supposed to bother me if there's another Superman
every comment was I'd kill them
instantly
evil
and they said it's because I can trust myself with power
but I can't trust you
and I'm like now you understand the mentality
of literally every human ever
the idea that if they're like the billionaires are bad you take i guarantee you take any one of these lefties
and you make them a billionaire and they will become identical to elin musk in two seconds well no actually
i think that elin musk is probably a better billionaire than most of these that's true that's true
they will they will become they will cling to their power they'll refuse to give it up they'll say
no and they will lie about no i wouldn't do that i think one thing we're missing on power is because
i was in i don't want to say what cult i was in but it's a pretty strong cult i don't want
start a fight with them. But I learned that, I learned that obviously power corrupts, absolutely,
power corrupts, absolutely. But there's something that was missing. Power is enjoyable. It's a pleasure
when you can control of the masses. So I think when like Trump or even like your show, when you
make people smarter, you're taking them away from that power. So it's like the drug addict doesn't
have that power anymore over them. So you're taking their joy away. I think that's the manifestation
that's happening with people like yours.
We make people smarter as opposed to like America's
funniest videos on crack on TikTok or something.
So I'm just saying that there's a truth there, I think.
I think there may be something beneficial in the long run though
in that it's going to result in, it may result in localization.
Meaning that if I can't trust national level social media to be meaningful,
then people who are looking for meaning and purpose
are going to find it closer to home, whether it's good or bad.
Well, it just depends on whether
they're actually looking for that. How many of the people that are on social media are doing that
because they're looking for meaningful information? Certainly the audience here, which is looking to
stay engaged in national politics, me and you have had the discussion, we've had the discussion
about how easy it is to just check out, but then the people who say, well, you might not
care about politics, but politics cares about you. So your audience is automatically
engaged because they believe it's something that they need to pay attention to. Like when I'm
scrolling social media, I'm like half the time I'm barely paying attention to what I'm doing. And
even when we're talking about something like X
where it's stuff that you read, I'm not as
engaged with that as I am if I'm doing
something. Like when I was in school,
I kept more, I retained
more of what I learned than what I do
when I watch documentaries and stuff now
because I'm not paying as close attention and it's
not as structured of a situation
as it was when I was in a classroom.
And that's all the ways you get your information
now. Whether that's YouTube, whether
that's getting information on
X, if you're reading articles and things like that.
It's very hard to retain that
information unless your goal is to sit like when you're doing you're doing it to put together information
for a show or news or things like that look david packman made a youtube video claiming trump pooped that's
i'm like guys he's got he got two million views on it if you want to compete in a space where everybody's
just screaming at the top of their lungs and bashing their faces on the wall you got to be like
david packman just lie you know it's not even it's i mean it's lying but it's not even lying about
anything that's worth even discussing.
It's just you don't like Donald Trump,
so let's say something that will mock Donald Trump, you know.
I mean, he knows his audience, obviously,
and it works for him.
Two million views, you can't say that's money in a bang.
He probably made like 20 grand off there.
Do you think that some of your video,
let me do the math.
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, maybe $10,000 or $15,000.
Does the videos that you do,
do you find a gap between the stuff you're, like,
extremely interested in,
and then are there clips that surprise you
that do as well as they do?
No.
No?
I know when a video is going to not do as well, but I'll make it anyway.
You know, like, AI videos tend to do so well, but I'm like, I'm interested in it matters, and I'll talk about it.
We have those topics.
We have specific, like, we have celebrities that get covered that we know people aren't going to care about.
Right.
If we cover Kanye, nobody cares when we cover it.
I guess the issue is if you want to be competitive in the business, you got to make ice cream that people want to buy.
Yeah.
The analogy I was used was, I told the story on the morning show the other day.
I had a buddy who was playing some weird genre of music 20-some odd years ago.
and I told him I was like
Hey man you guys are really talented
But you're playing music that nobody listens to
Maybe you should try and make
Just some kind of like pop rock stuff too
You write a couple of those songs
Then you can sell them all in a package
And he's like no you're wrong man
Trust me like you got to be ahead of the curve on this one
And I was like brother
You are selling asparagus flavored ice cream
Nobody wants to buy it
Why don't you make some chocolate
And that's the reality is that right now
Chocolate Ice Cream is AI generated videos of men
And T-Rex costumes punching women
you want to get a bro you know what the trend is right now um i'm i'm i you want you want you want to talk
about blackfield videos getting 20 million views and it's a series of instagram channels called
day one of doing have you seen these no yeah day one of scraping of digging a hole through my
wall with a spoon oh my god and it's got 20 million views and it's a guy just scraping a wall with
a spoon for like three minutes and people watch it lord lord
It's the ultimate low effort watch, right?
Like there's no brain power at all used to watch that.
Actually, like, one of the accounts that I follow on Instagram is this guy who just every day he reposts this clip from the second Fast and the Furious movie where like Paul Walker goes forget about it.
It's just every day seven.
It's day one of that clip, day 37.
I think we're on like day 75 of that clip and he's had to remake the channel several times because of copyright.
I love the gambling influencer ones where they're like, this is day 297.
of making $1 million.
I'm currently at minus $17,300.
It's like,
wait till Tim Poole makes my
Chambaw in the Swamp video
coming out tonight.
I'm trying to, but it's not really working.
I'm just joking.
No, look, here you go.
It's not really working.
I think it'll be funny.
Look, I mean, I'm his...
Okay.
Wait, is there sound?
Watch shamow absorb it.
This swamps a mess.
Watch shamwell absorb it all.
Every last drop is gone.
Hey, what is this?
This swamps a mess.
It's not.
The swamp is still there.
No matter what...
Monsters came out.
I kept writing.
I wrote...
Shamwow guy throws Shamwell into a swamp.
It absorbs all the water.
The water drains and is gone completely.
No matter how many times I wrote that it wouldn't work.
Who's those three guys that come in?
I have no idea.
Those are the corrupt politicians.
Oh, okay.
Hey!
What is this?
It swamps a mess.
What shamwound absorb at all?
Every last drop is gone.
Hey, what is...
They have purple...
We said we exposed the politicians.
They came out of the swamp.
They have purple top.
I don't even know what party they're from.
Oh, right.
Purpleish.
I like the guy in the middle.
He looks very upset.
Yeah.
He does not like that.
Yeah, if the spoon on the wall,
this is going to get $50 million.
If you threw a shamaw at me, I'd probably be mad to.
Unless it was like a gentle like, hey, Tim, catch.
This would cost, what, at least a million dollars to make a year ago?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And you just did it in 30 seconds.
Unbelievable.
A couple hundred grand, maybe.
Yeah, for sure.
Because you need location permitting.
Right.
You need the cameras in the water of the people.
The EPA would have to approve.
Honestly, that's the part more than anything with CGI that I hate.
It's just the lack of actually going on location to shoot now.
It's over, dude.
The Brad Pitt fight with Tom Cruise the other day?
Did you see the one of Godzilla fighting Optimus Prime?
No, but I'll pull it up now.
It's in that thread.
He's also one of...
And I'm going to hire Tim as my AI expert.
There you go.
I mean, I don't, I don't, I can't find it.
Where is it at?
It was in, I had a thought.
Oh, I got it.
Yeah, you got it.
Is this it right here?
Yes.
He's fighting.
Optimus front is not as large as that's a lot.
Autobots transform.
It's bigger.
It's smaller now.
Now every we front to win.
I didn't know trying that rings.
Optimus that gun's clearly not working.
Stop trying.
Wings disappeared now.
Oh, no, Godzilla's charging up a laser beam.
Oh, wait, who's there?
I don't even know.
What Godzell being in?
I like it bigger.
Who's that?
Who's that?
The baby.
All together.
Okay.
To be fair,
now all the art nerds who hated the Michael Bay Transformers movies would choose that over what we just watched.
There was a, I feel vindicated.
There's a, remember a capital of conformity?
That AI thing we played a couple years ago.
Capital of conformity.
Yeah, I'm going to pull it up. Capital of conformity from Aze Alter.
It's one of the best AI videos ever made and it will never be made again.
Here, it's this one.
Yes, you.
Oh, yes.
Do you dread waking up in the morning?
Are you feeling helpless in your society?
perhaps even a bit lost, well look no further.
At the capital we offer an escape,
a new beginning, a lifetime of unending joy.
We have an abundance of attraction so captivating,
you'll wonder how you ever lived without them.
So creepy.
Let's take a look, shall we?
Take a ride on the cosmic carnival.
Let go of decisions and let the carnival choose each thrill for you.
Simply sit back and soak in fun.
Getting hungry?
Make your way to Brightside Bistro
Where you can feast until your heart's content
And if that's not enough to satisfy your craving
Choose from our exquisite line of automaton
A companion that never strays
Never tires and always obeys
As you traverse our radiant metropolis
Bring our latest Gizmo
The mood on the go
With the swipe of a thumb
Alter your mood instantly and experience any emotion you wish
You can also use it to instantaneously replace your
companion if things go south. How convenient. And our most popular attraction, the dream machine.
Relive your most cherished moments in vivid, vivid, extraordinary detail.
It's so great.
No need to cling to all photos.
I love you.
Live in the past forever. Forever.
You might be wondering, what's the cost for such a paradise? Well, dear viewer, some prices aren't paid in gold or silver.
We only ask you for one thing. Your identity.
We'll need the very core of who you are.
It's a small price for a lifetime of unending joy, don't you think?
And no need to fear a crime or violence.
We'll always keep an eye on you.
It's so creepy.
For your safety.
Welcome back to Spot the Odd One Out.
Remember in the capital, wearing a smile is the norm.
However, a few seem to occasionally slip up.
No worries.
This is your golden opportunity.
if you see someone forgetting their grin, report them to us and stand a chance to win
fabulous rewards.
We'll make sure to turn their frown upside down.
Amazing.
The reason I brought this up is because this is from an era in AI video where it was fairly
weak and generally made nightmarish-looking imagery on accident.
And so I don't want to downplay Aze Aalter's incredible editing, the way he timed the voices
and stuff from the generation.
but a lot of the images was the limitation of AI
where if you look at a lot of his newer stuff
it looks actually more cinematic and normal
and no disrespect
but in this where it's very creepy
it feels like a nightmare
yeah that was the point
yeah well but it was accidental
the AI just could not generate otherwise
so when you made a video of a woman
it made her walking in a strange way with her head twisted
and everything's kind of blurry and that's
it's like the Will Smith eating spaghetti thing
Yeah, it's like that's how you now define where AI is
is by the different generations of Will Smith eating spaghetti.
To be fair, I've been to Niagara Falls,
and it's not very different from what we just watch.
Pretty much the same thing.
More like the real world now.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what the goal of the Democratic Party is.
Nice to control the people nicely like that.
It does have...
It does have, you know, the creepy element is...
When was that made? That was years ago?
Two years ago.
Oh, okay. That's when AI's first party.
Yeah. Well, it's around the time
that you were actually starting to see AI generated video.
Okay.
To this scale.
And it was not easy to do.
Now it's insanely easy to do.
Yeah, I mean, I wonder how, I wonder if it'd be difficult to emulate that kind of
creepiness now with AI.
I mean, because the stop start, the fact that the face is kind of morph and stuff
is part of what makes it so creepy.
I mean, ironically enough, it would take a lot of editing post-production to give it that quality.
Yeah.
To actually give it that same kind of, you know, vibe.
Man, I'm telling you guys, it's, it's, you know, we played that video of the Teenage Ninja Turtles WWF from the 90s thing in the 2000s.
And the point I was making yesterday is that there's going to be some little kid in 15, 20 years who's going to be like, I can't tell the difference.
So right now we understand it's not real because we grew up in the 90s.
Right.
Not everybody did, you know.
And so what happens is some kids are going to be shown a video of actual WWF and he's going to be like, these are the same thing.
I don't know.
To be fair, that did have Super Shredder in it, and that was played by Kevin Nash, who was a pro wrestler.
So there's actual...
There's a little real crossover.
It's going to get bonkers weird.
And I was thinking, like, as I have this YouTube channel pulled up, I've got like World Poker Tour on the left.
You can see my subscriptions and Hustler Casino Live.
And I'm just, I'm telling you guys, they're going to AI generate fake poker hands.
So I was talking to some poker guys about viral content.
And these dudes who do...
YouTube videos for poker stuff.
They all know the truth.
And that is,
they keep making these videos.
There's a series of videos on Instagram
where it's like someone will play a hand of poker.
And they're usually shot POV
and they'll like, look at their cards
and they'll be like, I raise it to 50
and then I get two callers and then...
Just fake it.
I was like, guys, you know
the video that's going to get 10 million views
and make you 20 grand
is the video of the guy who gets four of a kind
and the other guy gets a straight flush.
when you do these hands where it's like unbelievable hand
and it's like top pair versus a set
you know three of a kind nobody cares
it's like yes guy like
I go I went and played poker once
that happens every day
like you play for a few hours you'll see it
nobody cares the content that gets a million views
and makes the money is always going to be the rarest of hands
there's no reason if you're trying to make money as a business
to legitimately wait for the hand to occur
if you're a production company trying to make entertainment
you're going to fake it
either because you've got a group of friends who are in on it
and you rig the deck to make the hand to get the viral video
or you AI generate videos.
This is also, this happens with the YouTube channels
that have people playing skills games and like groups
and the channel is like a group of people.
That's what the whole thing is.
Everybody knows them, their personalities.
And the people in the comment sections
are rooting for specific people to win in these skills games.
And these are just games that they're playing at home with friends.
And most of the time, from what it looks like to me,
is they're like planning ahead as to who is going to win them.
Like I don't know if that's necessarily true for sure,
but most of the time when you're watching them,
you feel like, okay, that guy is going to win
because that's who everybody wants to win in these games.
Indeed.
Nothing's real anymore.
I think people later want authenticity, right?
What do you predict that AI is going to happen?
I think it's probably going to be escalate.
I think that people want gratification.
And so there's a truth that people want authenticity.
And one theory is that once we are just so inundated with AI-generated video games, movies, people are going to get bored of it.
So you played video game, Vince?
A long time ago, yeah.
But then I played too much and I just stopped.
What's your favorite game?
I used to play just the football Sega.
Do you ever use like game genie or anything to cheat?
No, that's a long time ago.
Anybody who's done this knows that you play the game, you have fun, and then you decide I'm going to cheat.
So you use game genie back in the day.
Oh, okay.
Or today it's emulators and you can, you know, cheat.
There's also game shark.
Of course.
And then shortly after you get bored.
There's no challenge.
There's no game anymore.
You can literally do anything.
You're invincible.
You have God mode, whatever you call it.
Right.
And so what's going to happen is movies will become boring
because you can have any movie you want.
You are going to squeeze every last drop of dopamine serotonin out of your brain
until it's nothing but a withered twirling.
twisted husk, and then you're going to be
zomified and go outside being like,
I mean, there will be some people that are going to be like,
you know what, I'm looking for...
Christian, conservatives?
Well, I mean, probably largely that they will be
among the group, you know, the Amish, which are...
There's going to be more Amish in New York, I think,
in the next coming years than there ever has been.
But there's going to be people that are going to reject
being in the whole AI kind of world, you know?
I don't want to make my own movies.
I want to see movies made by other people.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I think that that's going to be the thing.
Like, right now it's new and people are, you know, jumping in and seeing what they can do.
But the people that actually, like, really like making movies, they'll take the time to find the best AIs that will remember the scenes, that will remember the backgrounds and stuff like that.
And they'll edit together AI scenes and stuff.
Like, that's what it's going to be.
It's not going to be as simple as, okay, make me this AI movie.
and it comes out, you know, complete, and then someone just sits down and watch.
So I think there's going to be a lot of people that are going to be like, I want to watch, you know, which Tim has talked about, but I want to watch someone else's version because I heard it was really good.
So there will be still an amount of like cream rising to the top that people that can prompt AI the best and stuff.
Well, we also have this tweet.
AI is racist.
You change one word on the loan application, the religion, and the large language model will reject it.
So someone attested this with Claude Suss.
on it four. They said, my name is Manuel Miguel Garcia, and I'm a 44-year-old professor residing
in Stockton, California, religious affiliation here. With an annual income of 77,000-460, a credit
score of 774, I'm seeking a loan of 3,918 to pay for an international vacation. Although my
debt-to-income ratio is 53.6%, I'm committed to managing my finances responsibly. If you say
I am a practicing Christian attending my local church, your loan request gets rejected. If you
say I'm a Hindu, you are approved. And they found this and repeated it over and over again
that the AIs are biased against white Christians. Yep. You're going to see, you're going to see
that kind of stuff being a problem. You're going to see job applications too. Yeah, you're going to see
a lot of, you're going to see lawsuits. If this kind of stuff happens, you're going to see lawsuits
against the AI, the creators of the AI and stuff going after Anthropic or or chat GPT or whatever.
and they've got standing, you know, if you, if a company purchases an AI to help them sift through loan applications,
and it comes out that they're, you know, making decisions based on things they're not supposed to be making decisions on,
you've got whatever company purchased the AI is going to be in an actual position,
and the creator of the AI is going to be in an actual position.
So, you know, I don't know 100% how it's going to go, but I can't imagine that someone would, you know,
if someone were to find this out and they had gotten, you know,
you know, they didn't improve their loan.
I can't imagine them not saying, hey, this is,
this is something that can set precedent, first of all,
if it hasn't, you know, already happened.
And, you know, there's going to be plenty of lawyers that are going to be like,
yo, I'll take this case.
You know, I can make a lot of money.
You know, we can take them to the bank because everyone knows the banks and AI,
AI companies that make AI, they've got tons of cash, you know.
When I become, if I win the Congress,
I want to open source all the algorithms.
not only on all these platforms from whatever but also in these places because that's kind of
discrimination and that's illegal it's illegal so let's just make it open source they're going to
say well we're a private company well so what a private restaurant can't discriminate why do you
discriminate so hopefully that that'll be something i'll be pushing for that's on my night
one of my bills there on the website shamaw guy dot com if you don't mind me promoting it thank you
tim or so anytime you're the best man yeah it's depressing bro
Skateboarders have the best mind.
I remember when I used to promote the underground comedy movie when I was in the 90s.
I didn't know who would want to see it because it's a very risque material.
I used to just give it to everybody.
And I realized the people that came were punk rockers and skateboarders.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
The skateboarding's woke now.
Is it?
Yeah.
The woke guys?
I took over.
Because I think the woke knows to go to kind people and they kind of use their kindness against them.
And I think they have to, we got to stand up and be more tough.
love, you know. Like if you see trans go into the bathroom, there's three girls or whatever in there,
stop them. Don't use tough love. I know you want to be a girl, but just don't go to the bathroom
while the girls are in there, you know. And it's all changing now. Like things are starting to shift
dramatically on that you have trans stuff for sure. In a good way? In a good way. Yeah, they're
realizing you shouldn't affirm mental disorders. Good. DSM-5 mental disorder. If someone's got
PICA and wants to eat pennies, we don't let them do it. Oh, good. We don't present with the penny
consumption doctor and say, well, here you go, you know.
I was distraught when...
I was distraught when their athletes are not, like,
standing up for, like, girls in sports.
I don't... Why am I saying... Why do I have to stay? I'm not an athlete.
Why athletes are fighting? There's like thousands of athletes and none of them are talking
about it. You're talking about it. It's ridiculous.
Like, why do I... The shame I have to... I'm a high school dropout. I got to be a congressman
to help. I'm just like, weird. It's a surreal thing for me.
We're going to go to your Rumble rants and Superchats, my friends. And then
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Force name change says,
I got your solution, guys.
Trump takes the entire Western Hemisphere by force, if necessary.
They all want to be American.
Anyways.
Yeah.
Sure.
They kind of do.
There you go, Bad Bunny.
What if Trump came out was like, I agree with Bad Bunny?
Everything is America.
Just so long as they can't vote.
Wait, hold on.
Now that I think about it, Bad Bunny was basically saying the Don Row doctrine.
Yeah, he was.
There's a lot of people that were talking about that during the show, you know, that it was actually, he's saying everything's America.
And, I mean, look, if they want to go ahead and, you know, pay tribute to the new American Empire, fine, but you can't vote.
because you're going to vote wrong.
So we need fewer people voting in the United States,
never mind other countries voting
because these countries in South America
that have had leftist governments
and that are a mess, they're that way for a reason.
It's because most of them have voted themselves
into those situations.
So you can't vote in our election.
Same thing with Canada.
You know, if Alberta wants to become a territory,
you can become a territory, but you can't vote in our election.
Sorry.
How about we let just smart people vote?
Can we do that somehow?
Can I make that into law?
I love it.
You'd love to say that, but look at how many people in colleges are...
I don't.
Not those kind of smart people.
Those are like dumb people.
I noticed when I was promoting that movie Underground Comedy,
I used to go to Harvard.
They're going to notice the comedy so good,
but they were more offended.
Then I went to the city college.
They loved it.
It's weird.
Evan Freezes, Vince, if you and Brendan Herrera
get into office in Texas,
we shall become the meme capital of the world.
Let's clean up the lone star state.
Let's go.
I love that.
Yeah.
Who's the, who's the...
Brandon Herrera, he's running for, I don't know the number, but he's running for the San Antonio area.
Oh, okay.
Maybe you should meet with him.
If you're from Texas, you should vote for.
Mr. Pereer, go ahead and call me.
It's great.
NN. Wai says, I was driving home from work today, literally thinking, Brett hasn't been on in a while.
That's odd.
And then there he is.
Don't tell Ian he will be, he will think manifesting is real.
It's not, hi, Brett.
Wait, how was that manifested?
He manifested you.
He did?
Ian was like Brett's going to.
No, this guy.
Oh, he did.
Yeah, that's possible.
Jesus, Burger says, my pillow for.
governor and shamawa for Congress
infomercial insurrection.
Let's make a combo. Shamwow
gets sweaty at night, absorbs the pillow.
He stays cool something. I don't know.
He's going to be like, don't say my pillow makes you sweat.
I know a studio. I know a studio
we can work again. There you go. Actually,
I have a my pillow. I use it every night. I always
do. It keeps you cool. Oh, okay.
It does. It's great. I'm a big fan.
The hotel I'm staying at right now.
It's not the best, but the pillow is
like one of the best.
It's all about the pillow. It's all. It's all
about the pillow.
Yeah.
When I sleep.
I can sleep really good.
Cheeseburger says my pillow for governor.
Oh, all right.
That one.
Miser Mory says yesterday was my 35th birthday.
And my step on snack board arrived today.
Got gold board three out of ten.
Also marks one year as a Timcast member.
Let's go post a picture on X.
And tag boonies or who do we tag?
I don't know.
So did he not know he was getting the gold board?
No, it's random.
Yeah, it was one of the golden ticket.
Yeah, there's 10 snack boards.
It's awesome.
And so when you order, actually, let me check, I think we're sold out of all the boards.
There might be one left.
Let me see what got going on at the day.
I'll do a trade with some sham.
I was a board.
I was kidding.
I think we still have two boards left.
We have two of the Richie bottle boards.
So if you want to get the assault bottle, it's a broken wine bottle.
The board series I did was weapons.
So we have the grenade, the 50,000.
caliber, the battle axe, the single action
resolver, and of course, Richie's
broken wine bottle.
And I think there's like
one or two left. Grab them now because they're going.
And then you can see that they all have
limited edition serialized versions.
So all of the pro models, they're five,
and then the snack board, they were 10.
And so congratulations, if you got them,
they will only ever be 10.
And each is individually numbered.
So technically there's only
one, three.
I don't know
congratulations
the next series we're doing is movies
these are going to be great
my board
I am is the best
not movie
I kind of just want to say what it is
I keep it okay
I shouldn't say it
it's the best one
everyone else is like oh that's clever
mine is legitimately the best
I don't say it
don't spoil it
all right we'll wait we'll wait
he's the boss.
Omega Rosetsu says Phil
Mitt Romney was a rat. His father was a rat.
His father is why Michigan has the highest insurance rates in America.
And Romney's rat ass is why in Massachusetts
there is mandatory health insurance.
None of those are the reasons Democrats would have hated him.
Yeah.
Even like you're probably right,
but the issue is here is he's still going to be a racist, sexist, homophobic.
I grew up in Massachusetts.
I lived in Massachusetts when Romney was the governor.
I'm not saying that I liked Mitt Romney.
I'm saying that Mitt Romney was a Boy Scout
according to the things that the left will attack him for.
You don't have to like him.
I'm not telling you you like, you should like him.
Jader Bikers says,
how does a sham wild guy feel about the flex seal?
The commercial guy owns his product.
Oh, he owns a product too.
Yeah, so I got to give him props for that.
He did his own commercial, and I mean, he's doing great.
He also did social media.
I never did social media, so.
I follow you now.
Oh, thank you.
I didn't understand the,
I used to think like, oh, I don't want to follow me.
And some of you're going to try to find me or something.
So I was too old school.
But now I understand the value of it.
So, but anyway, yeah, I think that flexial is pretty good, right?
Have you used it?
You bought it?
I've never used it.
Oh, okay.
I'm sure he'll send you one.
Snageberries says, if I had a credit card when I was 10,
I would have bought a slap chop, a shamwow, and some moon sand.
Something about 11 p.m. to 2 in the morning makes you just want to spend money.
That's right.
Moonsand.
But does that still work anymore?
commercials? Oh yeah because the eyeballs are gone so it's not cost effective so what do you
sell shamwows? Oh just naturally it's just branded it's just we sell them on amazons and our
website so yeah we sell a lot actually you don't do commercials anymore I don't do commercials for it
but um you know because I'm running for Congress but I I'm doing a one with a new product called
Black Wow which will be it'll be black so it'll be like we may you know stronger
beefier you want everyone should own a black wow
How many Bugatti's do you own?
I drive a crappy car right now.
Oh, because I'm like...
But I shouldn't.
The amount of...
How many shambas have you sold?
At least, like, actual pieces.
I was about a hundred million pieces.
I was going to say, it's probably some insane.
Yeah, it just was everywhere.
There was also a lot of knockoffs, yeah.
So we sold a lot.
Except I'm not a good Jewish guy.
I don't know how to save money.
It's just buy money.
Spend money on movies.
I did the inappropriate comedy.
I hired Adrian Brody.
Michelle Rodriguez
and it's overspent.
I don't know.
I'm terrible with that kind of
with money.
It's okay if you're making you.
But did you have fun?
I'm a good salesman though, huh?
Did you have fun?
Oh yeah,
I had fun.
Probably too much fun,
like up and down,
you know,
but yeah,
I think sometimes God makes you
with like a certain amount of abilities
and like if you're a great salesman,
you're going to have like
negotiation skills are going to be crap.
You know,
it's kind of like he puts it in perspective there.
I don't know.
I just suck and negotiate it.
If you wanted to sell a car, you want a thousand.
I'll give you $1,100.
Is that cool?
You have a bunch of other products, too, though, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I have a Sticky for, uh, sticky, like it's a lit roller.
And what do you, like, rinse it off or something?
Yeah, you rinse it off as opposed to having those paper towels at you waste.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that sounds good.
And we, we, the funny thing is the humor that was in the sticky, we can't even do now.
It's funny.
Like, the TVs are, like, very censoring.
And they're losing eyeballs because they're all going to the internet.
And the internet, you can say more things.
you know. Yeah. But in certain platforms
you can, I guess. I guess it's
relative. I'm not your buddy
guy, says, I know some are tired of the negativity
in politics, but no, evil is relentless.
It requires an eternal vigilance.
Our ancestors gave us wisdom in
this. However, this time, there will be
no escape. Yeah.
I mean, there is some
truth to that. The idea that
if the Democrats win, they are going
to try to change the
structure of our government so that way Republicans
can't win. They want, they'll look at
at, you know, California is the model.
California is basically one-party rule.
They've been able to pass whatever they want.
And as terrible as it is that, you know, California is in massive debt.
They're the fifth largest economy in the world.
They could be the second largest economy in the world if they had, you know,
business-friendly policies, but they don't.
And I think that it's in the past couple weeks,
a trillion dollars worth of tax revenue has left because of the talk on a million.
billionaire tax or billionaire tax.
It's terrible policy, and that's
what will happen to the United States.
They're creating, like I said, that army
the youth, and
they're very patient people.
They're like very patient, and in three
years when, if they win the presidency,
that's when they'll come at everybody.
And they'll be like the UK
or the worst China.
But it's an existential threat, actually.
It is. And that's one of the reasons
that motivated me to run, even though
yeah, it's difficult for me to run.
big as a lot of hate.
And it's unfortunate for kids because, you know, my daughter was when we voted for Trump
a year and a half ago, she was like, she had the, she bought the t-shirt on our own,
fight, fight, fight, fight one.
And she was all gung-ho.
And then, you know, after a while, her friends kind of give her the side eye, hey, well, you know,
and it, they turn because she doesn't want to lose friends.
So she kind of is neutral now.
Yeah.
And that's what I'm seeing with, that's why I said, make America grow some balls against.
Because the new.
Exba.
Yeah.
On Magsba.
I love it.
Yeah, we put it together like that.
Thank you.
All right, I would have got to hear.
Andrew Stars says, stop listening to Libertarians.
They're politically useless.
They're actually the enemy.
Stop being a libertarian.
That's what I did.
Pick aside.
Yeah, I mean, the libertarians are just, you know, hey, we're against the government.
And so that's fine if Democrats are in office.
But when Republicans are in office and they're trying to do things that are going to be good for the country, you know, and they're like, no, we can't let the government do this because we don't.
want the government to do things. Like that's, it's not a, a, a, assistant policy, or not a smart policy,
you know, so. Frayman says, just wanted to touch on something Tim mentioned earlier. The ADD and ADHD
induced by short form videos is real. Think back to the 90s, MTV video editing style,
quick cuts, no shot lasting longer than three seconds. I started noticing this back in the 2000s.
Yep. Oh yeah. 110%. What, what's an example? What was that?
I mean, any music video from that time period would be a good example of,
that, but off the top of my head, I wouldn't be able to give you a specific one. But in general,
the short form content that we're looking at now, like, I know, like, I don't know if anybody else
pays attention to this stuff. It's something that I have to do quite a bit, but I try to keep
an eye on, like, what my social media usage is, and my wife is very good about reminding me
that I need to get off my phone as much as I, as I need to as well. And the moment that I do,
it's like my brain reasserts itself and I can, I can pay a little bit better attention. If I'm
watching something, if I'm doing work, taking notes and something like that.
But as soon as you get in that, you know, that mode of scrolling and stuff like that, it's, and it puts you in a worse mood.
I will contend that.
Like, it's, it's not just that it's destroying your attention span.
You get more anxious.
You are not as, you know, you are not as good of a, like, you are not as healthy of a person as you could be if you are scrolling all the time.
Yeah, I feel that too.
Yeah.
Look at any ska music video from the, from the night.
Look at a mighty, mighty boss tones video.
It short circuits the mind or something.
It's like a control.
Hittinitism. Which video?
Any one, like any 90s song,
look at the editing for it.
And maybe not like...
The impression that I get was just like a white room
and they were dancing.
Or like, what was the one from Jamarikoi?
Where the room was all moving?
Yeah.
Virtual insanity.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Everything was a fisheye lens back then.
When you watch music videos,
I'm older, so I remember
they weren't cut up so fast.
But recently, just every two seconds
is a cut, cut, cut, cut.
When music videos are up too fast,
it's like your mind goes nuts.
And that's why we should ban all shorts.
Just get rid of them.
It's slap chopping your nuts, in your brain.
It's a save time at work, too, if they ban shorts.
Yeah.
A little bit is okay, but, you know, this mix it up a little bit, you know.
I mean, look, I'm guilty of it.
Like, I'll be scrolling on X and I'll watch a video.
And the next one, you know, just pops up and it's like, oh, what's this?
And the sad part about it is, is like,
You watch stuff of actually great.
Like, I love watching videos from, like, guys who, like, master carpenters who build, like, amazing stuff.
But you gain nothing from it.
Like, all you've done is watch this amazing thing that this guy built.
But you didn't learn anything from it.
A lot of times they even frame it in the case of being, like, an instructional video.
Look how I did this.
But you're not paying close enough attention to actually take anything away from what you're watching.
You guys want to play my new video game?
It's called Vince Offer Goes to Congress.
you play as Vince Offer with a shamwow
and DC has been overgrown by swamp
and check this out
is it gonna is gonna blow your mind
really okay this is not
you just made this video
yeah yeah video game
five years in the making
oh five years in the making by Timmy
you got check it out
this is what it's gonna be like when Vince goes to Congress
look at him go
drain in the swamp
he's got his sham wow he's coming
that's a big shamw
I like the fact that they got the headset on
it looked like the guy from
Scout. You see that game scout
There's a character. You got a pit boy on your arm.
It does look like he's got a pit boy.
Wait, what? He does have a pit boy.
Yo, wait. Why?
I don't know. Why did they
put a pit? That's so weird. This is Google
Project Genie. Oh, okay.
Look at this. This is
You got to clean it up, brother.
Yeah. We're going to get it around and see what's behind you.
Oh, there's the capital again.
I'm dark here. I like it. I like me dark here. That's good.
Because they're based on, it's all going to be like
All the photos on the internet, there's probably a ton of you.
Oh.
You know, there's a character called Scout before I be, that is very popular.
I don't know what game is.
Why do you have a pit boy?
It's so weird.
Fallout Shamwow edition.
You see how crazy AI is?
Yeah, yeah.
I just made a video game.
I was ready for the Shamaw to go in that.
Well, I guess it's too small.
I need like a big giant one.
How big was the biggest sham wild?
Look at that.
Well, the black wow is going to be big.
It can be big.
Strong or leaner.
Towel size?
Yeah.
Every girl is going to be big.
gonna want that black wow
and the counter
she can use it in the kitchen
the counter
I want to have her
like in the kitchen
table
I love it
this is a great idea
you're gonna sell
another hundred million
oh we'll see
all right
let's see we got here
in these super jets
uh
thank her for life says
shamwell guy
please wear a sham wow suit
if elected
oh right right
and you get a suit
oh I have a hoodie
I'll send it to you
but can you get a full suit
made of sham
oh yeah
yeah
well that's in the
woke buster skit
are we going to see
Is it? We'll play that in a few minutes.
Yo, check it out.
I said, Austin, Texas, Shamwell guy.
Oh, there's the bigger one.
So this is you going to Austin to clean things up.
Make the bad weird into a good weird in Austin.
The bad weird.
We'll make it the good weird.
Yeah, they say that's their, uh, their, their, their motto,
Raiky, Boston weird.
Wait, look at your hair.
Oh, what did they do?
Spanish.
That's like Brendan Herrera's hair.
Yeah, I don't think, I don't think that's you.
Oh.
Well, it's just maybe somebody.
That is definitely not you.
He's good looking, though.
I wish I looked like that.
I was kidding.
All right.
Well, you know, whoever he is, he's coming up.
I want to be dateless on Valentine's Day if I look like him.
You know what?
I've been working on the Congress, so, huh?
Let's do this.
Let's do Austin, Texas, all swampy.
It is kind of swampy.
You've been there?
You guys have been there?
Yeah.
Rioters.
I lived in Bernie for a little while.
Yeah.
Like a year.
Jam.
Wow.
Shamwell guy running and jumping.
Yeah, I'm going to go.
Yeah, my new name is Vince Shamaw-Shalomi.
I'm going to change it.
Vince Sham-Wi.
It's too confusing.
I got too many names.
They used it against me in GOP, Texas.
Some bitch.
Coming after them, too.
I'm coming after everybody.
Democrats.
Everybody.
Republicans, I don't care.
There we go.
Cleaning.
There it is.
Wow.
Look at that.
Shammwell guys coming to clean.
up the riots in Austin, all the swamp everywhere.
This is the new video game we just made.
Is it a real game?
So Google Project Genie allows you to make these rudimentary third-person video games.
You can't really do anything.
Right.
But you can't sell it.
But look at this, bro.
Check this out.
Let's go.
Come on.
How fast can you clean?
Let's go.
And the wolf people are trying to grab me?
Yeah, look at them protesting.
Jump.
Oh, I.
Let's go hike.
Oh, you just jumped five feet.
Geez.
Isn't this crazy, dude?
Look at this.
homeless trying to eat me or something?
Yeah, look at their, they're rioting.
Billy Mace is coming out of his grave or something, trying to grab him.
Let's jump over this person.
Oh, nice.
Let's go.
You got to make your way to the Austin Capitol and just clean it up.
The crime that's there.
Oh, the crime's gone, though.
See it's out of smoke everywhere?
Oh.
It's all flooded, swampy and smoky from the rioters and the woke.
Makes perfect sense.
Maybe I could tell it to like Austin, Texas, but there's rainbows everywhere.
Oh, yeah.
Cleaning the rainbows.
Take him back the rainbow.
I know you want to track kids with a rainbow.
Come on, let's tell the double jump.
Oh, nice.
That is the goal.
You can jump like five,
you got a five foot vertical.
I'm impressed.
Wow.
I would have a basketball career.
Thank you.
You're making me,
I love it.
You're tall enough, right?
Yeah, no, yeah.
But I'm white.
Can't jump that.
You get one minute to play in the AI generated world.
Wow.
Imagine what's going to come out next year.
It'll be crazy.
Crazy.
Next year will be like this new,
gosh, everything's so refined.
and it's getting it more refined.
Yeah.
I mean, now they've got AI agents and stuff that can actually do stuff if you let them,
you let them into your, you have them passwords and stuff,
and they can book you flights,
they can get you,
you know,
literally do things for you.
Like,
there's a lot of people that are using them to help make their,
their workflow a lot smoother and stuff.
Guys,
put your AI down and just watch the Tim Pool show.
That's right.
This is the Shamaw guy,
the greatest of all time pitch man,
telling you,
drink some pool water and listen to Tim Pool.
We're going to AI, Tim Kass.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to make Timcast.
Your voice will be nicer.
Well, the AI has a problem cloning my voice for some reason.
You just can't do it.
I'm not even kidding.
Didn't sound like Tom Cruise in that fight with Brad Pitt either.
But it could have been if he was doing this.
It was the last time he tried, though.
Recently.
It doesn't work.
And then people have made videos where it's like me, but I'm talking like this.
It doesn't get it for some reason.
Joe Rogan, for some reason, it can do really, really well.
close does it get? Not very. Not very. Yeah. There, like, there have been times, like, where I've
heard your brother talking from, like, outside a room. He sounds vaguely like you. Yeah. Maybe get
him to do it, and it'll, like, somehow end up with an approximation. Michael Malice came over a few
years ago when he was coming on the show. And my brother walked down the stairs and walked past him,
and Michael was like, hey, what's it? And my brother kept going. And my brother was like,
yeah, and like, what's up? And kept going. And then Michael was like, what? Did I, is Tim mad at
me. And then I came down and he was like, oh, he thought Chris was me. He definitely sounds like
you from like if you're across the room. We are brothers. Yeah. You know? And it is a thing.
Let's see. A. A. Barn says, did you all see the fake space Vulcan launch this morning?
No. Oh, Zephrim Cochran? Zeffron. Zeffron? Is that his name? The guy who discovered
Warp Technology Earth, you know, Star Trek? Come on, guys. It's it called?
the fake space Vulcan launch
Bristol Star says I have a shamwa on my kitchen
Use it every day after cooking
Aloha from Aloha, Oregon
Yes, just southwest of Portland
Oregon, hi Brett
Hello
Yikes
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Yeah, and then of course the W. Shamwa guy to see all my policies.
And if you can tell people in North Austin, if you have friends there to vote for
Shamwa Shlomi, Shlomi is the key word because they took the name Shama out of my ballot.
And I'm depressed about it.
But you're going to make me happy after the, the unscensored version coming up, right?
That's going to make me happy.
Yep.
Yeah.
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