Timcast IRL - WAR WITH IRAN May Have Begun, Cyberattack ON US?! Cell Networks CRASH w/ Arynne Wexler

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

Tim, Phil, Ian & Tate are joined by Arynne Wexler to discuss a potentially developing war with Iran, people betting on the chances of the Islamic Republic collapsing, silver prices skyrocketing and fluctuating and nationwide Verizon outages plunging the country into disarray.   Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) Ian @IanCrossland (X) Tate @realTateBrown (everywhere) Producer: Serge @SearchDupre (X) Guest: Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler (X)

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Right now, you've got all the prediction markets saying it's happening. Someone just made a $20,000 wager that the U.S. would strike Iran today. They'll get paid 160 grand if it happens. At the same time, we saw a major cellular outage across the country in basically every single metro, if you're on Verizon. And many people are assuming this was a. cyber attack. We don't know for sure. No statement has been released, but considering the massive escalation with Iran, which is not some desert nation, I mean, they got surface to air missiles,

they've got a powerful military, they've got cyber attack capabilities. People are kind of saying maybe they made a move against us. Because you got to understand, taking out cell phones does not just mean making it so you can't call mom, which you haven't done anyway, and you should. I digress. It also means that ubers and lifts can't pick people up. It means door dash deliveries. It means a large portion of our internet-based economy gets struck down. That is a massive attack on our country and economy. But we don't know for sure. Maybe Verizon just sucks.

So we're going to talk about that. We got a bunch of other news, CBS reporting earlier today, that the ICE agent, Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good, suffered internal bleeding after being struck. The funny thing now is it feels like a big ask, because liberals are coming out and saying internal bleeding, that sounds like bruising. to which my responses, so you admit he got hit.

No, now their conspiracy theorists saying CBS News is lying and they're stenographers for a corrupt regime. Sure, or the guy got hit. So we'll talk about all that. We've got a bunch of breaking news to go through with the deployments and all of this war stuff. Before we do, we got a great sponsor for you. It is Tax Network USA. My friends, visit tnusa.com slash Tim. Do you owe back taxes or you haven't filed in years?

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Here's the story, which is coming together in the past couple of hours. Spectator Index reporting breaking. Western military officials says all signals are that U.S. attack on Iran is imminent, according to Reuters report. We have this from Polly Market breaking 51% chance. The U.S. strikes Iran tonight up from 45. And oh boy, take a look at this. From Mario Noffel, the airspace.

is cleared, brace yourself. We saw this with Venezuela. Now it's happening with Iran. And I almost just said in the interim, pray for these people because the whole purpose of this is to help the protesters that are apparently under siege or something

being killed by the government. You do not carpet bomb cities to help the people to live in the cities. When is the last time the United States carpet bomb? I don't know what they're going to do. Precision strikes with drone tech we've never seen before. Generally precision strikes are the order of the 21st century.

And even more precision than we've ever seen. in the world before Venezuela was pretty precise. We've got this update for myronophil. He says Trump wants swift and decisive blow to Iran, but advisors can't guarantee regime collapse. The president told his team he doesn't want a war dragging on for months. If he does something, he wants it to be definitive. The problem is that no one can promise him the regime falls quickly. That could mean a limited initial strike with options to escalate.

Meanwhile, hundreds of U.S. troops just left Al-Udid Air Base in Qatar for a safer location in case Iran retaliates. I mean, we got a ton of updates. The airspace being cleared. We've got, uh, look at this is wild. Look at this. It's so good. Who is this?

Why is China flying two planes in Iran while the air airspace is closed? No, no, no. Mahan air flights from Gangzhou and Shenzhen heading to Tehran as entire region clears airspace. What is China doing sending planes into a strike zone? Sending in components for making weapons. That's what we saw last time. And it seems like it's, it is what. they're doing now. And so there was another, here we go, take this out. Pentagon orders

USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier strike group to the Middle East from the South China Sea. Holy crap. My concern here is that China, if we pull our assets from the South China Sea, China may make, could make a move on Taiwan, and then we're going to be stuck in a conflict in Iran. We still have two other carriers in the South China Sea. They're near Japan right now at the moment. But yeah, I mean, I'm not really that much of an Iran hawk, so I hope our engagement here is limited. But if they're confident that they can inflict the serious blow here, I mean, look, they got the hot hand after Venezuela. Again, I really just, I'm not keen on this. But after Venezuela, I have a lot of faith, honestly, in heck, Seth Trump and the team.

I mean, I know that's like the safest take you could possibly have right now. But it's just the truth. It's the reality of the situation. I really feel like the situation that went down in Venezuela really kind of made put the rest of the world kind of on alert and said look that the the world is run by power and the united states is still the most powerful military in the world russia can't even beat little russia like they've been there for they're supposed to be three days and they've been there for three years um i don't think that china has the type of army that people are afraid they

do really the thing that deters war when it comes to the big bigger militaries in the u.s is nuclear I'm sorry, the bigger militaries in the world is nuclear arms, and I don't think that it's in, it's in no one's interest to get into a nuclear war. So I think that for the most part, the U.S. can kind of do whatever it wants in most places. And whether that's good or bad, I think that that's not really the argument I'm making. I'm just saying that that's kind of the reality. So there are some interesting developments from the Washington Post to say Trump says Iran has stopped killings as U.S. ways military options.

And we have this report from Mario Nafel that Iran's no-tam has. expires, traffic can resume. Could it be that we just narrowly averted U.S. intervention by some kind of deal? We've got, excuse me, Bill Ackman saying, is it possible that Trump made a deal for Khomeini and his son to leave Iran? This would explain why Trump has stated the killing has stopped and why he's holding off on the attack for now. The skies could not be reopened above Iran without total certainty that there would be no attack. The pause would, of course, allow committee to seek safe passage to Moscow. To be clear, it's total speculation, but I think it's good speculation. In fact, that flight we saw from China may have been an evacuation. So they closed the airspace. Trump says,

we're going to blow you the F up, or you can leave, or we can get you. Kamani gets on that single flight, and now they're going to reopen the airspace. From what I've, I've just read about some of the way that the structure of the Iranian government works, there's, if I understand correctly, not that I'm some kind of expert, I'm not trying to, you know, put on airs or anything, But, like, if I understand correctly, like, Kamani isn't actually the dude. And the people that are actually running the show are actually fairly shadow kind of figures. They don't really put their name out there. And so if you get rid of Kamani, not much is going to change.

There was a lot of speculation that once they got rid of Soleimani, that that was going to be a big change in Russia. And that, I'm sorry, in Iran. And that didn't materialize. So if Kamani's not the guy, him leaving is really irrelevant, I guess. I'm getting a phone call real quick. Let me just get this work. Hello? Shalom.

Yes? Yes. Really. Did it clear? All 7,000. Excellent. War with Iran is a good thing. I think all of our trips should be in Iran.

Iran should be U.S. territory, and I love Israel. Okay, so why did you look at me when you said Israel? First of all. I want to say something, though. I think to your point of how you're not keen on this, and obviously, I am with the people of Iran on this, like the people who love freedom, love the West, all that, which is actually. not necessarily even the majority of Iranian people, but people should care about the U.S. getting involved in this and they should be happy about it because I want us to like talk about

something a little different, which is the future is AI. I know this is random, but whether or not people like it, AI is the future. AI requires astronomical amounts of energy. Okay. Right now we as Americans, if you're America first, that means you want American supremacy. American supremacy means we are on top of the AI race. We need to secure energy. We need to destabilize our enemy's energy. That means China and Russia, who have, by the way, been getting oil from Venezuela and Iran. This is not a coincidence that we're dealing with both Venezuela and Iran at the start of this year. You know, my principal concerns have been over the past several years that the United States domestically has been screwed up, infrastructure-wise, culturally. And we spent

decades in Afghanistan and Iraq for a very obvious reason to surround Iran, one of the countries we wanted to invade. And so what we end up getting this woke revolution where the Democrats are like, maybe we should cut off, you know, little girl's tits or whatever. And regular people are like, stop, what is wrong with you? At the sacrifice of our country, we were allocating our, we were prioritizing these, this BS. In the event, so I will say like this, what, What we don't want. U.S. destabilizing regions, causing more death and chaos, which blows back on us. What we don't want.

Conflict in general in these regions. I know the military and general conflicts probably loves it selling weapons to both sides. What we do want, U.S. supremacy. Yes. 100%. But that doesn't mean we're the world police, in my opinion. I'm not saying world police, right? I know.

We put in a dictator. I'm not saying we should bring democracy to them. This was the big mistake with Iraq. We said, let's give these people democracy. With Afghanistan. we had these like feminist NGOs trying to make the Afghani girls like girl bosses, right? It was ridiculous. Exactly.

But that's, I'm saying put in a pro-West, pro-America non-Islamist dictator. By the way, the Shah was not, it was not democracy either. The Shah was essentially like a benevolent dictator. You know, so here's the challenge with the removal of Maduro. What we don't want to happen is for a power vacuum to occur. And then narco-gangs terrorists come in and then Venezuela falls apart. Let me tell you why I'm so sick of the argument of like it could be worse. Because that's like telling someone to stay with a man that beats her because the next guy might kill her.

You know? Like it's really bad. It's really bad. That's like saying the analogy I used is you've got a neighbor who's selling drugs and is beating his wife. Right. And you're like, I really don't think I should get involved in the gang fight and conflict. But the point is, as much as you don't want to get involved because different gangs might come in and fight. At a certain point, you call the cops, the cops go and stop the guy.

from selling drugs and doing these bad things. My point is, I think a generation traumatized by the failures of the neocon policies in these countries is justified. That being said, right now we're looking at, we're looking at people so traumatized. They're like the U.S. should not engage in any kind of pressure campaigns, influence, or conflict internationally. And that just means China dominates. And then in two or three generations, it's going to cost 50 grand for a laptop.

And China controls oil and controls the world. And I don't want that for my kids or for myself. It looks like the deep state, the military industrial complex is like, all right, there's a revolution in Iran right now. It looks like the people are about to revolt. Now's our, if we're going to do it, we're going to do it now. And the Iranian government is a theocracy. It's a vile dictatorship that has posed as a republic and betrayed its people.

So it topples. And COVID snap people the first. Fuck up. If you don't remember, think back. Iranians, too. They're fucking tired of it. Are you kidding me? Are you not? So people want sovereignty. And this is what's happening. It's just I'm with you on the sentiment. We want to make sure they survive. It's not about blowing up their infrastructure in order to save them. You know, we have to thread a needle. I think the challenge is very, very simple. Because I said this back in 2016, and I said it every year since. Hillary Clinton was the American hegemonic candidate. If you wanted cheap laptops, cheap oil, laziness, and all of the stuff, then she was your candidate because she was going to go to war with Russia. They were going to prop up the petro dollar.

And the United States would continue debasing its manufacturing infrastructure. And then a few generations later, we're all destitute. Like, what's happening right now? Donald Trump, however, was seemingly less concerned with enforcing American hegemonic power. And I would argue in many ways, rightly so. However, Saudi Arabia gets off the petro dollar deal, which means as a country that doesn't produce anything, Trump probably realized, hey, wait a minute, we can't stop the petro dollar system until we have a manufacturing base.

Otherwise, America collapses overnight. We do not export enough relative to our imports to justify the strong. strength of our economy compared to every other nation. It's actually quite simple. We force other nations to use the U.S. dollar to buy oil. Well, that's starting to falter. And it seems like Trump is now trying to reinforce that. And I actually think the reason why he didn't want to release the Epstein files, as I've long argued, is that there's going to be Saudi princes in there. And Trump is probably telling Bongino and everybody else do not release this stuff, because I got to get them back on the petro dollar. Otherwise, our economy is cooked. So what happens then? They just sold

$500 million in Venezuelan oil. Silver is up near $100 an ounce. If you want to buy an ounce, a little coin on a website, it's $105 bucks. That is apocalyptic level stuff. I think Trump's recognizing you can't overnight

flip the regime on its head. There has to be we are in this system. We are in the petro dollar system and if you end it, we end with it. There's got to be a transition. That's why I think Trump is doing these limited military engagements. snatch and grab with Maduro, and what appears to be a get-to-the-country before we nuke you,

and we don't go to war. Trump learned a lesson from the neocons. You invade, you get 20 years of chaos. If you can get the job done with a finger snap, do the finger snap. Yeah, because Trump's entire approach to geopolitics, people, when he came on the scene, they sort of portrayed him as if he was this like anti-war hippie, which is not really a correct assessment of Trump's view of geopolitics. He did come up the president of peace, though.

Sure. Well, there's a lot of emphasis on that because you have to look at like what did he say about the Iraq War. What was his problem with the Iraq War? It wasn't like, oh, this was like a geopolitical quagmire, which was he alluded to that his primary quorum with the Iraq War was that we didn't get the oil. Like he said that over and over again. He was frustrated because he's saying like America is undeniably the unipolar power, right? Where the global hegemon, if we're going to conduct ourselves like an empire, we ought to be bringing treasure back to the United States. If we are going to operate in this way, we need to be making it worth it for the American people. So that was his whole issue with the Iraq war fundamentally, is that like, look, where's the oil? Like if we're going to do all this, carry out these regimes, settle scores, these sorts of things, that's great for the Beltway. But how do you sell this to the American people? What's in it for them?

And so it's just like it's a very classical view of empire building. And it's really... I just, I think it's so easy. And I just beg, I beg the military industrial complex to just be honest with people. Okay? because when they go, the poor Iranian people's freedom, they're fighting so hard for freedom. I go, I hear you.

But there are so many countries where people are fighting for freedom and we can't invade them all. Trump, I love it. Because he comes out in his first term and he gets asked about a weapons deal with Saudi Arabia and he goes, it's amazing, we're going to sell tons of weapons to the Saudis. It's going to be great for the economy. And all of the anti-war progressives,

their jaws hit the floor and they were like, he just said it. Yeah. He just admitted what we are and what we do. And so I tell you this, they need to explain to the American people, do you like having cheap goods and doing minimal labor labor for high wages? Do you like having a median income of $50,000 a year where I know it's rough relative to Americans, like my rent is so dang high, sure is, silver is through the roof.

You can live like a Brazilian at $8,000 a year. You can live in a favela where you can't flush your toilet. So when we live in luxury, there is this liberal fever dream where everything we just have, there's an abundance of infinite wealth. When the reality is, where do we get sulfur from? And why do we need sulfur? We need it for computer components for our advanced MRI technology or helium and things like this. Well, third worlders are mining sulfur while their teeth fall out of their mouths from the sulfuric vapors

and they stuff rags in their mouth and you aren't going to do it. So we find countries where the people do when we buy it from them. We have, I don't think the American people understand that I love the argument of the illegal immigrants do the jobs the Americans won't because that's not true. There's tons of Americans that have no problem working in a meat processing plant. However, Americans are not going to be working in a sulfur mine for the most part. There are a lot of core resource jobs that we get from other countries that we pay very, very low amounts of money. because they don't have the development to compete with us. So you sell the American people the truth.

And that is the reason why we want to remove the Iranian regime is because we want an Iranian government that is in the petro dollar system. The reason why we remove Maduro is because in 2006, I believe it was, he stole billions of dollars in American oil assets and we just did nothing about it. And I'm really irked by this because if there's anything that justifies

a response, it's stealing our stuff. We cut legitimate deals with Venezuela so that we could have oil. They elect a commie and then he says, your oil's mine now. And the America was like, I guess we'll have to figure it out later. And then we get these stupid PR campaigns where it's like, let's advocate

against Venezuela. Well, 20 years later, Trump said, I'm done with this. You stole it from us in the first place. So when Trump sells Venezuelan oil for $500 million and all these hippie progressives are like, the CIA is trying to destabilize Venezuela. Well, you know, maybe we'll get our stuff back. I'll tell you this. I don't want to go in your house. You're my neighbor,

right? I'm not going to kick your door. I'm going to leave you the F alone. But if we have an agreement, I let you borrow my bike and you're going to pay me back, but then you steal my bike, I'm going to go in there and take my bike back from you. Yeah. Well, Tim, this is why we have to take out the trash in Venezuela and Iran. Let's talk about the numbers, right, of what the oil is. between Venezuela and Iran, if that's not on the petro dollar, we're in the minority, globally when it comes to dollars being traded for oil. With Venezuela, with Iran, we tilt just over, we're like a hair over 50% with oil being traded in U.S. dollars. What Venezuela has been doing is they said we want to free ourselves from the dollar,

right? What people need to understand is when Henry Kessender in 1974 made the deal with the Saudis to trade oil exclusively in U.S.D, that made the U.S. dollar the global reserve currency. That is very powerful. That stabilizes the U.S. dollar, that guarantees inflation staying lower. Do you remember what happened this last year with this summer? when Iran closed the straight of Hormuz. Do people remember that? It was blown open almost immediately. No, when it was closed,

all the shipping containers in the world were going around the fucking southern tip of Africa. And that was also a huge factor in inflation. And costs are going up. Let me pull up this story. We've got this from CBS News. US completes first sale of Venezuelan oil valued at $500 million.

That's the federal. The details of the sale haven't yet been discussed. closed, but Trump, Trump has said the U.S. will sell 30 to 50 million barrels of Venezuelan oil in partnership with U.S. companies. Now, let's just pause real quick. Because I've had a bunch of progressive friends I've known for a long time, and they're like the U.S. hands-off Venezuela. Okay.

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. U.S. oil assets stealing billions of dollars. How about Venezuela hands off our oil investments? By all means, you want to be a climate change person and say oil's bed? Fine. Separate argument. Our investment, our partnerships seized from our backyard. out of our pockets and then weaponized to help fund our adversaries.

Let me give you the numbers. Total U.S. loss from Venezuela's nationalization or expropriation of U.S. oil in 2007 under Hugo Chavez, ExxonMobil claimed $10 to $16.6 billion. I-C-SID, $1.6 billion. You've got recent claims of between one and two billion. Conoco Phillips, $4.5 billion, with $20 to $30 billion and after-the-fact claims, meaning money that would have been generated from the investments. I see SID award 8.7 billion.

The total overall U.S. loss is estimated between 10 and some $20 billion. So let me just make it very, very simple. I don't want war with Venezuela. I don't want war anywhere. What do we do as a country when a leader comes in and says, hey, you know how we had a deal with you? We had a treaty and we had a deal. You guys come in, you spend all the money building the drills, building the refineries, You guys get the profits, but we get kicked back a little bit. Yeah, that's a fine deal. They then stole all of our oil assets that we paid for and built. Why should we have ever tolerated that?

Now, again, real quick, I'm not saying we should have invaded. I'm glad we didn't. But Trump removing Maduro and taking $500 million doesn't begin to remedy the theft and the betrayal that we experienced. To make it worse, we endure 20 years where, again, I think the reason largely is another reason why I think Iraq and Afghanistan was stupid is that, we're spending billions in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Venezuela in our backyard was running a rough shot over us and stole our stuff. Trump, I believe, has been doing things masterfully. Again, I'm concerned about destabilization in Venezuela. I lean slightly against the removal of Maduro. Because to be fair, I think we are a traumatized generation. And I don't look at our government

as successful in the last 50 years when it comes to these things. But that being said, Trump's precision strikes on Iran to take out their nuclear capabilities, did not. not result in an expanded conflict. So all I can really say is I'm happy that's what happened. I still don't know if it was the right move, but I don't have access to classified information. And the snatch and grab of Maduro so far seems to have been okay. Yeah. I hope we don't destabilize and I just want to at least be a voice of tepid reason against people saying go in, invade and all of these things. Who's saying invade? Because I think they're there there. Oh, okay, hold on. Except for Lindsey Graham, who's saying invade, except for that. This is the point.

John Bolton acolytes, Elad Eliahu, come on. Okay, but who's listening to those people? People who watch the show listen to a lot. They don't like him, though. I don't think they do listen actually. Tell me someone who was an hate listening to them, because I feel people need to understand, especially on the right,

everyone's acting as if a tactical operation is the same as a Forever War, and it's not. Having energy and having a petro dollar are legitimate interests for the United States. If you want, like you were saying, your affordable lifestyle and low inflation, we need to have control. We need the petro dollar strong

and we need control of energy and we need to destabilize it and take it away from China and Russia. And that is exactly what we're doing with Venezuela and Iran. I think the important lesson a lot of people in the more moderate space need to learn.

Again, I want to stress this. I'm not advocating for invasion of war conflict. The important thing you need to understand is this. Look at what the Democrats did to Donald Trump, his lawyers, conservative personalities, J-Sixers.

The unrepentant use of illegitimate force against innocent people for the sheer exertion of power. Democrats and the woke machine said, we will destroy you because we can. China is worse. In the event, the U.S. falters, and we do experience the expansion of a multipolar world, we're going to get a Thucydides trap war.

We are not going to just let China's Belt and Road initiative take over, and that's what's been happening. I think Trump's view of this has been, I really do look at the Democratic Party as like the weak, pathetic great-grandchildren of the greatest generation or the grandchildren of. They don't know how to maintain a business. It's a third-generation failure. Trump comes in and says, you've given away our manufacturing.

Our borders are collapsed. Our people aren't having babies anymore. What is the point of your endless quagmires in Afghanistan in Iraq if we are not sustaining the American people? It's tradition. It's dreams. and its worldview internationally and nationally. Trump now, in my opinion, is also seeking to reinforce American hegemonic power.

And I think he's doing it so far. I give him a C plus. C plus in that I've never been a fan of the U.S. forcing other countries to do whatever it wants. But if Trump is doing it in a limited fashion with sanctions, and so far what we've seen with Iran and Venezuela, very, very light, what I can only say is, okay, it's better than I've seen in my life. and I pray we don't get destabilization.

And at the end of this, I recognize China, Russia, and Iran would burn us to the ground if they had the ability to do it at any moment. And Tim, you got to risk it for the biscuit, you know? Like, we're risking destabilization for the idea that we can remain the world's fucking superpower, right?

That's the point. I don't think Iran's like an actual formidable threat against American. But you're missing. It's not even about politics. It's not about the humanitarian. carrying aspect of it. It's about the economics of it. We need the oil. We need the petro dollar. That's all it is. And we need the energy and we need China and Russia to not have access to that

energy because right now we are a hair away from the petro dollar being decimated. Right. I'm just saying that the Saudis are like, we're going to sit back and see who wins. That's exactly what they're doing right now, right? The Venezuelan calculation, it's okay, yes, you take away 50% of our global adversaries. Oil supply, you release 20% of the world's oil reserves into the market is going to tank the price of Iranian oil, Russian energy, these sorts of things. But then also is a geopolitical calculation, which is Venezuela's inner hemisphere, they're on our back porch, taking them out, there's obvious incentives for the United States in a variety of reasons. Where Iran is, I agree, there is interest for the U.S., but the interesting

about Iran is, it's more dangerous because there's converging interests in Iran. So that's why it's like, Venezuela's kind of a no-brainer in a lot of ways if you truly like apply the Trump doctrine. But Iran is just a much tougher decision to make. That's why there's a debate around it. Where Venezuela happens, everyone's like, yeah, that kind of checks out. Even liberals, like people on the right, like Megan Kelly was saying, I don't want my sons to go be drafted for Venezuela, which is one of the dumbest things she could have possibly said. So not everyone's saying that. And also Iran, there has never been any more vulnerable moment to attack Iran. They are, they have fights from within. They're economically crippled because oil is so low right now. All their friends are dead.

Thank you, Israel. Okay. And this is the moment. to strike them. This is it. I would prefer the Iranian people institute their own government on their own. I think the Iranian government is... Why don't we decide it ourselves? We're America. Why don't we get someone

in there? And I'm not saying regime change. I don't want democracy. I don't want democracy for them. Put someone in there who, that is pro-West. Because that's what we did in 1979. No, that's what Jimmy Carter put in an Islamist extremist.

And by the way, all Islam is extreme. This is the trauma of our generation of every failure. But let me just stress this. Being traumatized again. It's like you don't not date again because you had a bad relationship before. I agree. This is my point. This is why we're cautious.

But we try to be optimistic. That is, I would prefer the Iranian people take care of it themselves. I prefer sanctions. We're doing the work. Why don't we get to decide? We're doing the work. We're going in there and helping them. Why don't we get to decide?

That's American supremacy. Again, no, no, no, no, real quick, blowback. because we don't want destabilization in the region. Like when we tried pushing out the Soviets to the Mujahideen, my point is this. If there's no other way to do it, fine, I see your point. Yes.

If we can offer up through sanctions and assistance in some way, the Iranian people getting their own system of governance, well, it's not about being nice and being like, we don't want to blow people up because he certainly blew up a bunch of kids. The point is, how do we get in as smoothly as possible so that it reduces backlash blowback and we get our way.

But don't you think right now the people of Iran want Trump to come in and give them a better leader? That's what they're asking for. I will say this. I don't know about the entirety of the Iranian people, but we certainly know for a fact there are massive protests and there happened for a long time. I think it'd be way too many cooks in the kitchen. And I think that was one of the major failures of Iraq is that we said, let's give these people democracy. When democracy was going to lead to them, you know, electing worse people. It's like Dune over there, so they're not going to be...

Here's the problem. We went into Iraq and Afghanistan and said, let's be here for four generations to create a culture. This is what we've done in Japan and South Korea. And it's creepy that South Koreans all basically shave the flesh off their faces to look like white people. As a Korean, I think it's weird. But it's great.

It's great skin care and everyone should do it. And in Japan as well, they're effectively, or war for a long time, like a vassal after we conquered them and occupied them after World War II. And that's fine. I get it. World War II was a whole thing, right? And so we go to these countries.

And Korea, of course, was World War II. It was the Cold War. Afghanistan wasn't. Afghanistan was like some greatest generation dude's kid being like, I want to go in and do the same thing Dan did. It's like, you don't know how to do it. And they didn't. And the idea that we would occupy Afghanistan for three generations

to create a functioning society was insane. Okay. It works in countries where you already had functioning society. that were socially and culturally and technologically developed. It doesn't make sense to go into a country of goat herders. And then have you seen the video of when the U.S. tried to teach him how to do jumping jacks? Comedy gold. A horror.

It's not, it's horror. Iran. I'm going to pull this up. I'm going to pull some people to watch. Iran has the structure to withhold a republic. So if Pahlavi, he's the son of the last king of Iran, they would install him as the maybe the first president and they could write a Republican. Constitution based on the U.S. Constitution.

They don't, like, their entire ideological framework is still Islamic base, so it'd be really tough to sort of sell democracy. A secular government. Look at this. This is Iraq and Afghanistan. Oh, my God. So these aren't actually called jumping, Jackson.

They're called something else, but we call them straddle hops. Is that what they're called? Oh, my God. Look at these guys. Do you think it's because their parents are first cousins? They don't know. Sometimes. Yes. That is in the body shmurda. This is a, this is a fact that is not meant to be derisive.

It is an academic fact that there is massive cousin marriage in the Middle East that does lower IQ and increase aggression. Not just the Middle East. It's the UK now, right? You know about this. They're crazy I mean, you're smiling. Tim has a twinkle in his eyes. He said, it's not the Middle East. And I said, well,

no, it's the Middle East. In the UK. The Middle East is an idea. It's not a location. No, when Trump brings the Muslim ban back, it's going to be like London, Montreal, you know? Yeah, the Middle East. Yeah, the Middle East. The new Middle East.

It's amazing to me that you can go to a human being and be like, you're going to jump and your arms go up and your legs go out and they're like, what? We did this in pre-Ked. You guys are right about go-herners.

Go-Herters couldn't handle a republic. The Iranians can handle a republic. They're supposed to have a republic. Indeed. Iranians are not, they're Persian. And they actually have had a strong republic for, well, not. It was a monarchy.

Yeah. And culturally developed for some time. The people there are protesting, this is the important thing people need to understand about Iran. It is not a desert nation of goat herders. It is an advanced mountainous region developed, technologically developed, and they've got amazing military capabilities. There's a reason why the Persian community in America is so successful.

That's what they're coming from. Oh, yeah. That's where the civilization reformed after the flood 13,000 years ago. You saw the photos of before the Islamic Revolution. Yeah, of course. And it looks amazing. I mean, I know so many people that escaped from that time. You know, from the 70s.

It does piss me off to a great degree that they're parts of the world. we can't go. And I mean that. The idea of being able to travel, learn, and see everything, I think it's an important human experience. And I want to go to Antarctica and go beyond the ice wall. Do you think they're going to have a Buckees in Tehran when we liberate them? Do you think that's going to happen? I hope so. Do not want that. I hate. They'll understand freedom. Global modernization. Oh, they'll understand America. No, I can't stand. More than anything, I can't stand going to a foreign country. And then then no, yeah, Starbucks, Gucci, Hard Rock. Going to a foreign country and going to the

McDonald's and everything's prepared properly. They're McDonald's workers and speak better English than ours. It's not beeping for some reason. The ice cream machine works. That's what you were saying in Venezuela. It's about a hundred-year oil contract through corporations that are homogenizing. It would be the same in Iran. More homogene for American supremacy.

I mean, it's annoying, but it's better than fucking throw rocks at each other. I'm saying no, I don't want to see Iran turn into a cookie-cutter carbon copy of the United States are Times Square. That's not to say that the people of Iran shouldn't have functioning democratic institutions. Republican. I don't even say democratic. Just functioning institutions. Agreed. Yeah. They could have a military dictatorship so long as the people's rights are respected. Well, like it's Singapore. It's a benevolent dictatorship, right? It's it. They're a different country. So they say. No, I mean like, is it really a dictatorship if you're rich? Like people live very comfortably there. I've been to Singapore and you call it a dictatorship, but

I was never impeded in any way from anything. That's why it's a benevolent dictatorship. That's just my point, which is I'm functioning dictatorship. We're not saying, let's go and make these women girl bosses like Afghanistan and give them democracy. Let's just not have a radical Islamist who threatens to choke off the Strait of Hormuz for trade and threatens to send oil to Russia and China in one and rubles instead of U.S. dollars. Who doesn't support the hooties? Who doesn't support the hooties?

Can you grant there's like there's a distinction. between the risk level with operations in Venezuela versus Iran. Why does that matter? Because when you're talking about potentially kicking off global conflict, I mean, I think it's a relevant question. Do you really think that there's like legitimate global? Because I mean, like we were talking about earlier, like I don't think that Russia or China would actually do serious support.

It depends on how well the operation goes. Okay. How about this? No, I don't think that Russia can do anything. What's the risk if we don't? Because everyone loves talking about this risk if we do. but what about the risk if we don't? It's no petro dollar.

It's our enemies having access to the energy, to the oil, to the oil choke point of the world. It's your children learning Mandarin in 30 years. It's your children learning Mandarin. That's the risk. But we've already like kind of what we've realized over the last year

is that a lot of our global adversaries are paper tigers in a lot of ways. And so it doesn't seem like conducive. So then that's actually against what you just said. It should be very easy to take it out. No, well, I'm just saying as far as like, weak doesn't require immense like geopolitical plays right now. We can't sustain, like, we overproduce our military. And there,

there was a post I saw an act where they were like, who was it? Some guy said, subsidies for Israel are actually subsidies for the U.S. the military industry. It was a progressive who said this. It's us funding the military industrial complex through Israel, where we can claim it's for foreign aid, but we're actually buying and building bombs. Yeah, how do we do that? How do we stay in our economy? Through the petro dollar. We don't need to produce widgets and sell them. The way it works for everybody else, they have to export more. Like any job you have, you have to make more money than you're spending, right? Like you American people.

Think about this. Imagine you didn't have to actually have a job because in order for anybody to make money, they'd ask your permission first. That's what the American system around the world is. And so why do we have these ships, these bombs, military power? China, Russia, Iran, South Africa, many other nations that are opting to join the BRICS alliance. this was the collapse of American supremacy. Now, I'm

not saying it's a good thing that the U.S. does, you know, blows up kids like Obama was doing or killing Abdulraman Al-Lak or anything like that. I do think it will be miserably bad if China becomes the unipolar power. As bad as you think the United States is, it is infinitely better than every other alternative.

Paper Tiger? Well, I just told... Great philosophy. It's true. Look at the way Iran's about to fall on its own. Well, yeah, it's the same. And it's also less of a risk than you're claiming, right? I'm only in interrupting you to glow you, bro. My point with Iran is that the risk of it being a quagmire is higher. Not necessarily that we wouldn't be like successful in an operation there. But again, the risk of it just being in and out like Venezuela is much higher.

Again, that's why I led the show with like I do have faith in Trump and Hex have to make this calculation. But the point of, I mean, a paper tiger is it was like common thought for the longest time that we were heading towards a multipolar world, especially after Afghanistan. I mean, I was saying this. But we're seeing increasing into, like there's indicators coming from China and Russia that things aren't so hot. I mean, obviously Russia, we're not seeing much.

from them on the battlefield. So my point is, America, I don't think our position as a unipolar power is really being threatened too much. And as long as we can dominate our hemisphere, I think that's like pretty satisfactory. But it is. I mean, for the past 15 plus years, article after article after article has been written about how China is on pace to dominate the global economy. And now in the last three years, it's article after article saying like, I don't even know if their population is what they're saying it is. After COVID. Right. And I'm saying so COVID, I think a dream idea. I hope that's true.

COVID, decimated China. Decimated China. Which means to remove by 10%, it did both. And then also with the second Trump admin, he's basically just trying to correct. Because Biden fumbled the situation.

As Biden was inheriting like, basically our global adversary is fumbling the ball. And Biden also fumbled. When now Trump comes in, he's mopping up these messes. We're in a very good position right now. Somebody, before we go to that somebody commented that in 2007, this is, what is it? I'm going to read your name. Botch. Vinick. In 2007, Venezuela got sick of U.S. oil companies ripping them off. I hate communists. I hate communists.

There's some dude. Because like, I want a business, right? And I've worked with a bunch of contractors and a bunch of companies and I've been a manager at other companies. And I tell you, I have met so many communists where it's like, I just deserve your stuff. And I'm like, dude. Okay, you're allowed to have your stuff. If I say to you, hey, brother, do this thing for me in an exchange, I'll give you X. I'll give you money. No, no, they say, okay, then they do the job and go, I deserve more than this. I say, yo, we had an agreement. If you don't like the agreement, you can leave. But sometimes you come to town with more stuff and they're like, hey, where'd you get all this stuff? You're like, my dad gave it to me when he came here and killed your dad. And they're like, I want my land back, bro.

Give me my dad's stuff. And that doesn't matter anyway. A hundred years ago, the British came in and starts taking their oil. Do you think those communists ever give land acknowledgments to the U.S. The point is, we built the infrastructure. We could have said no. Then they go, we deserve everything you did. All your work is now ours.

You ripped us off. I say no to that. I say no to that. Bro, I don't know what my dad did, okay? I'm me. I'm me here now. Don't take my stuff. Yeah, not to mention Venezuela is literally like, well, up until recently,

they were literally making claims on Guyanese territory because, again, they found oil reserves off of their coast. So it's like Venezuela's not even surprised. The left's hypocritical, I know, but it's like they're not even honoring sort of their gripe with the U.S. They're doing the same thing to. Guyana because they're a minnow in the neighborhood. Let's jump to this next story.

We have it from the Hindu stand times of all. They're always up there. Verizon under cyber attack. Company addresses outage amid hacked speculations, iPhones on SOS. We have an update from Verizon. Mashable saying they've broken their silence. In response to a frustrated customer, a Verizon support account seemed to suggest that customers could be entitled to a discount. Really?

I don't want a discount. They provided Mashable of the statement about the ongoing out. about the ongoing outage. Verizon engineering teams are continuing to address today's service interruptions. Our teams remain fully deployed and are focused on the issue. We understand the impact. This has on your day and remain committed. So I think we have this down detector showing it wasn't just Verizon initially, though many reports said it was only Verizon that was down. Team Mobile, AT&T other cell network said, our networks are fine. It's just Verizon. I'm not sure if we have, I thought I had the image pulled up. Apparently it keeps disappearing every time I do pull it up.

But I'll pull that up in a second. The concern here with the Verizon outage was that some thought it may be retaliation from Iran. Yeah, I thought so. Taking down a cell network and they took out basically the whole country's Verizon network doesn't just cut off communications. It stops deliveries. It's like everything. It stops office workers from scheduling meetings. It also just shows us they can.

Indeed. I think that's also the point. Which is also a tell. I was thinking art of war would say, don't take. take out everything you can at first. Like, don't show them your full potential. It looks like they hit us as hard as they could, and that was what is going to happen.

When we put Starlink, Elon, over Iran, and then they shut off Starlink, and then this is retaliation for us trying to bug their system with Starlink. Sorry, guys, global satellite, unimined incoming. Prep your Palantir. Are you ready to be seen from above by satellites? This is, uh, this is the down detector map showing the Verizon Outage.

And if you look closely, notice, it's every major urban population center. So you notice the areas where there's no outages, it's because there's no people there. I'm half kidding. There are some people there. There's Chinese farmland next to our more than more than half of our population is on east coast. These are all the dense urban areas. Even near the water and then you have L.A., you've got central California and then of course you've got the Pacific Northwest. Salt Lake City got spared. What are the Mormons now? Iran was incapable of targeting the Mormon. Iran was incapable of targeting the Mormon because they are the correct religion.

You know who's unaffected by this? The Amish, undefeated. It's true. The Amish have no idea. You know there's theories that the future of America in like 30 years will be all Amish. Oh, it's demographic projections. They have like 80 babies. By 2100, 20% of Pennsylvania will be Amish at current numbers.

And obviously, a lot of people are going to leave the state and Amish don't really leave. So it's going to be like, and literally by the end of this century, you're going to have Democrat and Republican politicians courting the Amish vote. It's going to be hilarious. Yep. The same thing in New York in New York City is Brooklyn is projected to be as red as Alabama again by the end of the century because of Hasidic birth rates.

Did someone say that this was in response to what happened in Venezuela? No, to Iran. When they put Starlink over Iran and Iran tried to like block it, they blocked like 80% or all that. You're not saying that this outage is... No, saying this might be retaliation online

is that Iran launched a cyber attack against our critical infrastructure. Some short and deep state, it might be more than just Iran, like Russia, China, Iran working together. If this is the best they can do is basically a no way. people that have Verizon?

No, no, no, no, no. This is not just annoying people with Verizon. This is Verizon Business Network, which is the internet that we had used at the castle, which is extremely expensive. This is a business guy who's going to do a multi-million dollar infrastructure deals. Phones not working. People grossly underestimate the power of shutting down communications because we base almost our entire economy on internet exchange.

So when you shut down the internet, you are disabling the country's economy, if even by a few percentage points can cost trillions over the year, or over the years, billions of billions, and if we're in a race against China and they're trying to manufacture weapons, you want to disable their economy. If you're trying to be the unipolar power, slowing them, slowing the U.S. down by even a fraction of a percent can get you over the finish line. I think my point is that compared to what happened in Venezuela, what the United States did in Venezuela. This really is small time. I don't...

How many people died? Pardon me? How many people died? What, in Venezuela? No, in the United States today. Oh, I don't know. Because their phones didn't work and they couldn't call 911. No idea. Probably a lot of people. It still doesn't, it still doesn't rise to even close to the level of shutting in the higher city. Obviously, we can nuke Iran and turn the glass at any moment. The point is these attacks are serious and kill people. Like, I hear it all the time since the inception of these cyber attacks. People would be like, well, you know,

my phone doesn't work. And I'm like, yes, but you have to understand. The, the murder rate collapsed in 2007, 2008 because people, not because people decided to stop killing each other, but because people had ubiquitous phone access. This is when phones went, went crazy. So you can see the curve actually happened. Yeah, I'm not trying to say that, but I, but I get what you're saying that they're not as strong as us. But my point is, if we go to war, Americans will die. That's the point. We can nuke everybody right now. Like everybody gets it. We can turn Iran to a sheet of glass.

And we can say we can wipe out 60 million people like that. The point is I'm saying, if this was a cyber attack, this is small fries compared to what industrial control system hacks could really do. But you're still going to see just by disabling the cell phones of people for a half an hour, you could get thousands of dead. My first thought was they hit us with everything they could. But then I was like, but they shouldn't. If you follow the art of war, you don't want to play your full hand. You want to put them off balance with an attack. They do it with targeted strikes, too.

A lot of times they'll hit them and then time will go by. Then when the people come out to figure out what happened, they hit them again, and that's when you do the real damage. But foolishly, I believe they just hit us with everything they could because they're desperate. And Khomeini's on his way out. This is not everything they could have done. On this. So there was a, in Trump's first term. It was the biggest hack they could do.

That's what I mean to say. Absolutely not. In Trump's, are you? Are you joking? In the amount of time they had? No, no, I'm not joking. There is the Mexican standoff O'Day theory. So a zero day, for those that are not familiar,

is an exploit that has spent zero days in the public knowledge or the public database. It's called the zero-day exploit, for which there are probably millions. And I got news for you guys. If you discover a zero-day exploit in critical infrastructure, you could sell it for tens of millions of dollars. So there are people.

So let's start here. Penetration testers. These are guys that will call up a bank and say, I am going to intentionally trying to break into your system and tell you how I did it. You pay me 10 grand. They say, do it because they want to know how you did so they can try and patch these holes. I guarantee you, if this was a cyber attack, this is them firing a shot across the bow. In Trump's first term, he was launching an airstrike on Iran on the coastline.

And abruptly, the fighters turned around and left. And Trump said it was because he did not think the amount of dead that would come from this attack was an appropriate retaliation. It was too much. He didn't want to kill that many people. However, at the same time as the attack was going out, an oil refinery in Philadelphia exploded, burst into flames. There is no reason to believe, no evidence to suggest these are related events. However, there has been speculation and rumors.

Some people think it's a possibility that when Trump announced he was launching an airstrike, Iran pressed a button and blew up an industrial control center, a petroleum refinery. Then they said, Mr. President, this was just one ICS attack. If you carry this out and we go to full scale war, you could see water pumps, chemical reclamation, all of these things going up. The critical infrastructure for our industrial control systems in this country famously, even up to 10 years ago, was from the 70s. In fact, I watched this really amazing video. There's a guy who sells floppy disks still to this day. And it's because our industrial control systems still use floppy disks for updates.

I kid you not. The ability, the advancement in cyber offense is so advanced compared to where we were when we were using floppy disks. Yeah, the real danger around the bend is breaking quantum cryptography once the systems. Well, this is nothing to what we're talking about, so I'm going to ignore what you're saying. I apologize, but I'm going to. Left turn. That was a system. That was a absurd left time.

You're not talking about quantum cryptography. We're not talking about a guy launching a drum with a pre-programmed package on broadcast. And when it gets within 40 miles of a U.S. nuclear reactor, it blows the thing up. And I went to DefCon and Black Hat 13 years ago. This is 12 years. No, 13 years ago. Maybe 12 and a half years ago. And met the guy saying, here's how I can blow up an oil refinery from 80 miles away.

You launch a drone. It flies 40 miles an hour. it's going to fly, it's going to fly 40 miles. You launch it from the halfway point. You drive away at the same time. Once the drone gets within broadcast range, which could be up to 10 miles, the old 1978 computer system gets hacked. And then what they can do is the demonstration they showed us was they can force to,

there's an intake and an, there's an intake and an exhaust. They can force both to pump water straight in the same direction, making pipes explode, causing reactor meltdowns and things like this. Do you think that the world basically, just like we all have nuclear deterrence, a lot of us, that we have infrastructure deterrent as well? Like we all have each other's infrastructures by the nuts? We have what's called the Mexican standoff zero-day theory

or the zero-day mutual issue destruction hypothesis. That is, every major power on the planet has already infected each other's critical infrastructure via zero-day exploits to destroy at a moment's notice. And so everybody's got their finger over the button. You'd think it was nuclear weapons. That was the Cold War. Now, since we've put all of our industrial controls onto these computer systems,

hackers from every country have been doing everything in their power to infect them. So that if we go to war with Russia, China, or Iran, they press a button and then explosions happen all across our country. Our nuclear weapons are horribly not maintained. There's been numerous reports from this internally. and in the public that we don't even know where some of the tools are to pop these suckers open. And there's the fear that the systems in place to secure and control them have already been hacked. So I tell you this, if you think nuclear weapons are the most powerful technology we have right now for war, man, I got a bridge to sell you.

Because that's technology from 70 years ago, almost 80 years ago. I was thinking earlier too and I'm thinking it again now that when Kamami if he truly left the country earlier and they averted that it's like no country on earth wants hot conflict with the U.S. They're like please don't start World War III. You're the only country on earth that has a capability of doing it

and probably ending it really fast if you want. Please don't. I will say something interesting with the Hindustan Times here is all the events going on in the world, right? You have the Iran situation, Venezuela, you know, unrest in the U.S. in Minneapolis. The top two stories they've gone with on their ticker are both cricket related.

What is going on in India? Cricket paste. Yeah. Fascinating. We've got breaking news right now and an update on the on the story. We have this from Bill Malugan. This is happening right now. He says, I'm told by four law enforcement sources. There has been another ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis tonight.

I'm told ICE was making contact with a target who then allegedly assaulted an officer with a shovel or swung a shovel. Shots were fired and the suspect ran back in the house. no info yet. And if anything was actually shot, just that shots were fired. So if something was hit, very preliminary, more info as we are getting it. We will have an update for you as we go through this, but I do want to jump to the story, which is massive from CBS News. The ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding. We are now looking at CBS with two U.S. officials and DHS confirming that is three independent sources confirming the ICE agent in question suffered internal bleeding.

to the torso following the incident, which confirms he was struck by the vehicle. Now let's throw it to our good friend over here, Adam Cochran. He says, BS, internal bleeding against a non-pinned, moving, armored individual would require the blunt hood of a car going at least 35 miles an hour. Renee was having a Honda pilot. It averages 3.5 to 4.0 meters per second squared in a 0 to 60 run.

At two feet away from the officer. Okay, I'm not reading all this. Okay, but he's probably doing math, assuming she didn't. slam the gas. An abdominal wall hematoma tearing his muscle while moving because he is old enough shape is possible. But if he disagrees, then he is more than welcome to wave HIPAA and release the medical report, but the math doesn't lie. No, he doesn't need to. Because simultaneously, the funny thing about this is that people are just saying, so you're saying he got a bruise? And my response is, so you're admitting he got hit? Yeah, literally. Like, you know, you're cooked

when you're, like, crunching numbers to, like, disprove a video. Like, it's over for you. It doesn't matter what doesn't matter any information that comes out all of the narratives have been have been consumed and the people that believe that he was in the wrong believe that he's in the wrong the people that believe that he's in the right believe that he's in the right i don't agree i don't agree i think people's opinions are fluctuating right fox nine breaking news an individual was shot in the leg so uh the story is currently developing and we'll follow this one but uh there you have it guys the ice agent was hit by the car i mean we all knew it and you know it really irks me is that earlier today, Grock on X was a trend. And it said, a Minnesota-based poet who was killed. And I was

like, are you kidding me? So I took the story and I went into Grock and I pasted it to see how respond to its, to its own trending thing. And it told me on Grock that Jonathan Ross was not struck by the vehicle. And that analysis by CNN in the New York Times proved that he had stepped out of the way of the vehicle and was clear of harm. And so then when this story broke, I said, here you go. Why is it? Oh, and the funny thing about it, I asked Grock, I was like, what do you mean? There's video of him getting hit. And it said, according to Tim Poole there is, I'm not kidding, it literally said that. And it was like based on commentary from Tim Poole, many people are claiming he was struck, though CNN the New York Times.

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And now how stupid must you feel, Grock, you dumb mother? Yeah, literally. I love also how they use the photos of the woman from before her, like, lesbian pronouns turn, right? When she was in a heterosexual relationship. And she's like, then she looks normal and not. from like the pixie haircut Verista look. The glowdown was crazy. Yeah, glowed down for sure. But do you guys see the story of

the last, I don't know if this is totally accurate, but it said it was the last white woman who was shot in Minneapolis. Did you see this? This woman, Justine Damon, I think is how you pronounce her name, but this woman in 2017 called the cops in Minneapolis because she heard something going on outside. The cops showed up. They shot her

a white woman. The officer was Somali. Oh. Okay. Wow. He was sentenced to prison. His sentence was overturned by the state Supreme Court. And now he's the headmaster of the Quality Learning Center. No, not that part.

But no, he was released. Yeah. Because imagine if it were reversed. By the way, obviously if Renee were black, the city would be on fire right now. But black people are not going to be protesting a white woman named Renee being shot. So that's why things are not on fire right now. Especially Renee. Renee is just like a little too much.

It's a little too much. Yeah. You know, holy Christian, you know. The singer and lesbian. Yes. The only way this story could be like really full circle is if it had been a Subaru and not a Honda pilot. So true. She had like a wallet or something too.

Like you know the resist libs are cooked though? Like they're literally turning into math leads. Like that's all they have left. That's all they got left is they're just, you know, whipping out the calculator, the abacus. Like it's over for them. The second video was pretty apparent that he got jacked. Either he jumped back. Yeah.

And what's like the, okay, let's just say hypothetically. he didn't get hit. She still drove a car. Like, what kind of, what is going on? That's the thing. When you start getting into the granular details, it doesn't matter. Like, all of the stuff that people say, it's like, Angry Cops had a great breakdown of it.

The guy was in front of her car, and she accelerated in his direction, right? Like, that's all that it takes. He felt like she was going to hit him. And that's all that it takes. That's why I didn't believe that he was going to get indicted. I still don't think that he's actually going to get indicted. And from what I'm hearing,

it looks like he's not. That's what they got that guy in Charlottesville booked, is he accelerated it and then like a woman had like a heart attack. Yeah, and they said, well, that was caused by the car. We did hit her. Yeah, yeah, I know. But they were attacking his vehicle and stuff. So it's like, you know, that's the precedent.

Like you can't. So it's like, what are we doing here? But all of this is a distraction tactic. That's all it is because this is all in response to the videos from Nick Shirley and the fraud. And what that exposed is the Democrats need massive fraud networks to buy. I vote to win elections. That's actually what this is about.

And now they have their useful idiots, the same people that defend Islam and defend all these other crazy ideas. And they're protesting. I wonder from these crowds, do we know how many minorities are actually out there? Is it just like white people with pronouns? Yeah.

Serge has a rule that if you are, I guess you call it a law that where there's corruption, there's more corruption of that kind. He's from South Africa. He was telling me before the show. And he's like, bro. So I call it Serge's law. Where there's corruption, there will be more corruption.

And someone on the show brought up in California, they're uncovering now a corruption network too. Do you remember the name of that one, Serge, from the pre-show? Sorry, I don't have that pulled up. No. Yeah. But it's not, like you're saying, it's a big network of people. Well, that's exactly the point.

So what Nick Shirley did was he showed the daycare centers. Do you guys know about the Medicaid fraud that they're also doing, where they're reporting that their children are autistic so they could get like $1,500 a month in government subsidies? And they say that their child has to go to, a community doctor that understands their culture. They have to go to a community center, not just the daycare centers. And the only reason why I don't fully blame our government for catching this sooner

is because I think they saw this and thought, oh, when you marry your sibling and your cousin, like, yeah, your kid's going to be, like, retarded. But that's actually different than being autistic. And, you know, the money that they were getting from this Medicaid fraud, they were actually getting cash for a lot of it. And they were putting actual cash onto planes to Somalia to go directly to Al-Shababab.

Yeah. So congratulations. If they were autistic, like, if they were autistic, we wouldn't need, they just give them like a phone book or something and they would just light up. Like, that's clearly not what's happening. These people, they're really dumb. That's why they, like, they drive around in dinghies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're driving around in dinghies, like, attacking, like, cargo shit. Like, these people. When was the last time you had a math genius come out of the Somali community? I don't think they're autistic. I don't think they're autistic. I don't think they'd be like, they'd be productive members of society. The fraud would have never gotten exposed. They'd have that down pat.

100%. then. WVD be tour to Minneapolis every year. Like, it's, what's going on?

I mean, we mentioned this the other day, the fact that the culture that they come from is, is, there's a lot of corruption generally.

I was saying about a guy in Maine. There was a, yes. He was like, oh, you know, look, we voted for you, the Somali community voted for you. Now you have to protect us.

And it, because they were, you know, they were game in the system. And he's, he came out and said it because to, to people that come from that culture,

it's normal. Yes. Right. Like it is totally normal to be like, we voted for you. So you have to step in between the law and us and protect us. And that when you have that kind of culture, like you don't just transfer into another place and the magic soil just makes you into a, you know, a, you know, Jeffersonian Democrat. Well, that's, that's why like across the third world, like the hustle grinds that culture really took root is because in these cultures, they have like a get mine mentality where it's like the laws are just like an impediment in the way of like me getting rich. And so that's why these things just. click for these for these people because yeah they don't care if it's on the books or off the books they just got to get rich at all at all cost when they see like a private jet fly over it that like bothers them fundamentally and the west we're just kind of content with the middle class like yeah but i mean part of the problem is the fact that like you'd think that the elected officials would say no we don't do that but you it seems like the democrats nationwide have been doing all they

can to not just cover for them but be a part of the corruption well it's like an ethnic remittance program. I mean, that's fundamentally the Democrat Party is turning into as time goes on. That's why Zoron is the way he is because he's just simply trying to get revenge against white America fundamentally. And the best way to do that is like through defrauding our like welfare systems, which were set up, you know, somewhat benevolently. And then now that's the case all across the West. It's like you can't bring a culture that's not Western into the West and expect them to understand why our welfare system exists. That's that's a great point. Like you can't bring a culture that is not Western into the West and expect them to be the West. If you bring, you see it on, on,

on X all the time. If you bring the third world, you know, the third world. Because Westerners, like, fundamentally view welfare as, like, an embarrassing thing. Like, John Doyle made this point. And it's a really good point is he was talking about his neighbor's, like, house burnt down or something. And everyone in the neighborhood was, like, offering help. And he was like, no, no, like, I want to do this myself.

I don't want to get handouts that sort of thing. That's like a very Western, specifically American mindset where people come from the third world. And it's like, oh, free money. Sick. Like, they don't have that sense of, there's not a sense of shame for receiving handouts. I was going to say, actually, like, right next to Somalia is Somaliland. And these couldn't be more different as two countries that are right next to each other.

And kind of to the point we were talking about earlier with Iran versus Iraq and Afghanistan, like you don't need a democracy to be a functioning country, actually, which is like, and I'm very pro-democracy, pro-America, but not other, not all cultures can have that, or at least the way they're set up right now. Like, they're not ready for democracy. But Somali land is a great example where they had a centralized, unified tribe, basically. And that's why they're flourishing and they're also by like pro-est. and like pro-Israel and BB just like to piss off a bunch of people

just acknowledge Somaliland and Somaliland like the people are like running around the streets celebrating it and you have Somalia with you know retards claiming to be genius autists basically well in Somaliland was administered by the British too and the British like we're really good at setting up centralized government structures and their callings it's the only reason that like a lot of these African countries haven't just collapsed it is because the British were so effective at centralizing power the rest of Somalia Yeah, no offense is administered by the Italians. I think we all know what that means.

Inbreeding's horrible, man. It means good food. It's true. If you don't have a great food. Like, if a culture doesn't have the education, I think maybe people take it for granted that if other people, the level of ignorance, other humans are operating at, like, if they don't know, they don't know, they'll just, it's almost that you want to go in and help them. Like, people would throw their garbage in the same river they would drink out of, you know what I mean? In Peru right now, I was down there teaching people. Have you been to India, Ian?

I've heard stories. I've heard India. Who was it saying India? is doing better than the U.S. right now? Are you saying that? Someone that's got brain damage. I've heard stories of India where the bathrooms are so disgusting in the public restrooms.

People will just go outside. You walk inside and you're like, so you go outside and just go on the ground. I heard that exact story this morning. Oh, yeah. And then people will be like, well, you know, New York City in the 1800s, like people would throw their trash out of windows

or saying in London. I'm like, yeah, 200 years ago. So are you like admitting that your society is 200 years behind? Like, that's a self-owned when you say that. It's disgusting. Man, well, guys. Our ideological opponents are retarded. We got crazy news.

World War III may be upon us. We have breaking news coming out of Greenland. German troops touched down in Greenland in a matter of hours. As Danish leader says, country is still stuck in a fundamental disagreement with the U.S. over the island after a frank meeting. We're now getting reports that French troops may be heading to Greenland to protect. Not the French. That's right.

Famously in the past 100 years. Great at modern warfare. Do you know how many troops Germany sent? Is it three? 18. 18. Whoa, whoa. Hang on.

The Norwegian sent two. Whoa. So if you're actually more worried about those guys. Yeah. Those like, we only need these two. Is Dolph Lundgren Norwegian? I don't, Magnus Carlson, you can do some like sick chess plays.

So you think Norway was like, should we send 10,000? Like, I got two great guys. No, he's Swedish. We got two great guys. Close enough. The Germans are going to keep the French that are going in line. Can you just imagine being head? I think Seth right now, like we're ready to go in, we have our military just waiting at the gates to take Greenland and they see 18 Germans.

Oh, it's over. Yeah, I strongly don't think that. They're all speaking Turkish anyway. We could probably get a girls field hockey team in, like, high school to go and take these guys down. They're talking about these trans athletes and send them over there. I have a feeling they're just going to pay them. They're just going to be like, oh, yeah. Supposedly it's going to be like $700 billion.

Yeah. Trump was like, we'll give you whatever you want. Yeah. And apparently the Greenlandics, is that, as that we call them? Greenlanders. Eskimos. Doesn't the Greenlanders sound like a sports team? The Greenlanders.

The green people, they're down. Oh, dude, the U.S. is so good. Welcome. You guys. We're going to vacation. It's going to be ultimate. I bet it's great in the summer. Ultimate. Muddy. Well, and like the Greenlanders, all what's going to happen is we're just going to send in Texans to, like, industrialized places. It's going to be a red territory if it becomes the state of Red State Red. Because there's not very many Greenlanders. Look at Nook in the summer. Look at this photo.

It's Nook right now, but we're going to rename it to Tool. We're going to go back to the Viking. Is that what it was called? It was called Gotthab for a long time. That was the Danish name. And this is the problem with Greenland. This is why I think people should pop the brakes a little bit. It's because we're like exploiting like leftist language against Denmark.

So it's like, no, we're actually going to return Nook to Gottham. Look at this. We get the puffins. I think it makes sense because Denmark's going to make money and be really out ahead in the global market. No, we're not paying Denmark. We're going to pay the Greenlanders to devoid. Well, I hope we paid the debt for their territory. In July, the high is 52 degrees Fahrenheit.

And so now the territory can be properly defended. If a conflict does break out, that was a severe liability for the Northern Hemisphere, especially in the Atlantic. So I think a lot of people can win out of it. It's a wonderful country. And I'm talking about the United States. Greenland is, looks freaking phenomenal. The Danish, the Danish they were like, now what they're saying is like, it's perfectly defended. I don't you're talking about literally like six months ago.

They had a whole thing at the EU where they were like the Chinese could take the whenever they want. Look at this word. The megadalind. Is that a slur? Yeah. And people make fun of English. I don't know. The funny thing is, the reason why this story is important is that it shows how the left is

batting a thousand at being retarded. Look, I'm not trying to drag literally every liberal, but when you are always against Trump, even when it makes perfect sense, Trump didn't say, where to go massacre the Greenlandic people and take over there? He's like, we're going to give a bunch of money and welcome them to America. And they're like, no, that's a

bad thing. And I'm like, what is the argument against negotiating for a territory to join the United States? I'm honest. Like, what's the honest argument against this? There is not one. The Louisiana purchase Thomas Jefferson did. And he did it without congressional authority. And it was probably the greatest move of any president in the last ever. And it was also really controversial at the time. Like a lot of people were like, people were fucking pissed. They were like, you did this without authority. You just bought a bunch of like stupid land we can't use. Like, thanks a lot, dude. I do just want to point out that a lot of the like dumb meme accounts will say, oh, I don't think we should get involved in Iran, right?

But, like, they're the ones playing Freebird saying, like, yeah, let's take over Greenland and make it the 51st state. So, like, I think people are being really inconsistent about this. I think this is a great idea, as is gaining oil of Iran. You think buying Greenland's the same as invading Iran? It's that easy, baby. I mean, we can buy Iran. Maybe we should try that.

Just imagine going to Greenland and being like, how would you like your very own hard rock hotel and casino? In the shape of a guitar. Look at the land. We got to preserve. smack it right off. Blackjacket with Eskimos with their hoods on.

Eskimos, they're not Eskimos. They're from Greenland. They're Greenlandic. It's cold, but it's not that cold. They're actually Inuit. I want to know what's under the ice. That's the actual term is Enuit. For Greenland.

Yes, the Eskimos love there. Eskimos like the old term, but they're called Inuit. It's like 10. It's the Inuit there, huh? It's 10 to 20% Danish and the rest of the population's Inuit. Yeah.

I remember when Don Jr. went with 80. I think it's 10% Danish. And all the people looked very indigenous. I was only 25% right. It's the Greenlandic Inuit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There is a distinction.

There is. Well, because, yeah, we ever own Inuit in Alaska. Yeah, they cry. You know, I'm really offended by Woke because they renamed Barrow to Utkiakvik. Oh, it's terrible, yeah. And the way, I went to Utkiagvik a couple years ago, and it was beautiful. It's an amazing place, but everything says borrow, and everyone calls it borrow. And the reason why it's called Utkiakvik is that they had a vote.

and only like a couple dozen people showed up, and they were progressives, and they said, let's rename it, it's native name. Every freaking election. Yep. It's the crazies that show up, right? That's how I'm down any one. But the regular people, so I get off the plane,

and there's very few people who live there. I think it's like, well, like 1,000 or 2,000. So we land, I get off the plane, and sure enough, there's like seven people on the plane who recognize me. And as I'm waiting for my luggage with security, they were like, what are you doing here? This is crazy.

And I was like, vacationing. Like, you want to go to the North. than most city. And then I was like, I was, I called Barrow anymore. And they all go, it's called Barrow. Nobody, nobody wants to call Uki-Av. It's a trans. It's a transgender city. What is going on? It's Denali. It's Star Wars names out of here. It's not Donali, right? It's the, it's Mount McKinley. Yeah. Mount McKinley. Oh, yeah, that's insane. What Obama did that? I think so. Yeah. She's a call it. And that's the same thing that happened in Greenland. If you ask any, like, old Dane is that used to be got that.

Denali's a big SUV. I'm done. I'm a neocon now. I want everything to be named after whatever we decide is named after. No more taking away our stuff. He's pushed me too far. The decolonization names are like really... Sending it to you right now.

Can you tap my phone? No, they're upping it, right? I get more money now. Democratic republicanism is top tier, but corporatocracy sucks. I always explain to people that the idea that people are paid to say things or are hired to say things is not true. There are influence campaigns, but typically what actually happens is in the pre-influencer air. This is what's really funny.

A media company would just, Ian and Aaron are interviewing for a job. And they would say, you want to be a reporter for my company, Ian. What do you think about Israel? It's nice. Right on. Do you think we should provide them assistance and help them out? Oh, you know, my take on Israel, I lost the job already if I did that. I would just have to pick.

I think it's an important piece of the geopolitical puzzle. That's great. America's invested a lot in it so far. Amazing. You know, so we'll take your number and we'll get back to you. Thanks coming in, Aaron. What do you think about Israel? Love it.

You're hired. That's how it works. Really? They don't go. It's actually because of the boobs. It wasn't, we came to answer. These companies wouldn't be like, when you work here, we're going to pay you to say good things about Israel. They would just look at two candidates and say, what do you think about Israel?

And they'd be like, well, you know, I don't really care that much. The other person goes, I love it. And they'll go, when can you start? So you don't need to pay someone to say something they want to. to say. I agree with that in general, which is what I think. No, and the influencer era now, they're paying people to say stuff. They're paying people, but I think it's more than that. So I'll use Megan Kelly as an example where I think a lot of people will look at her and say, well, she's not saying this because of any bad incentive because she already has enough money.

Same with Tucker. They all these people, Candice, they all have enough money that they don't have to say anything for the money. But what people discount is that these people want something more than money. They want attention. But that's still not true. And so they say what's popular. I think that's exactly what it is. So money is a component of a lot of the motivations we see for a lot of people, but the idea that these particular individuals, I would argue Candace is more interested in money. Megan Kelly, I think, is scared of losing what she has. And I don't know what Tucker is doing.

Tucker, I view largely, as there's a few things he said where I'm like, when he said he didn't know who Tommy Robinson was, I was like, what? Of course you do. But you're allowed to have bad opinions. Megan Kelly claiming that it's good that Candace Owens alleged that Erica Kirk killed or was a knowledgeable of Charlie Kirk's assassination or the U.S. military was involved or that Erica Kirk is actually a machine built by the job door beneath Charlie. Don't forget that.

Why would Megan Kelly say it's a good thing? But here's the point. At the amount of money that Candace Owens makes and her husband's net worth, you still don't own like a 185 foot yacht. You don't. And maintaining it's very, very difficult. So if you want one of these Zuckerberg mega yachts, you are not going to get there for some time. And there's always questions about the kind of people that seek money to this degree, they have a hunger inside.

And for whatever reason they have it, they fear that if they don't keep making money, they are going to be destitute or something that effect. They're scared of losing. That could be right. And us trying to guess what someone's actual motivations are internally. That may not even understand. Like, that's fine. But I think I've seen people in the space. Like, I'm one of these influencers that gets asked to go on the news, right?

And I don't do it all the time because I don't want to spend my time doing that. But I see people who do it because they clearly need the validation. They want to say that they're on the news. They want to be seen doing that, right? So I don't agree with you. I think that, like, everyone has different motivation. I do agree. I think Megan got so burned in 2016.

And she used to talk on her show. She doesn't talk about this anymore. But I used to listen to her every day. She would talk about the months she spent on the. couch where the phone never rang. I bet if you searched her old podcast, you'd find that. And so I think she's where the phone never rang after she got fired from NBC and she'd asked Trump the question. So the right spit her out and then the left spit her out. And she was all on her own. That's when she took her name off that anti-trans book. And I think that she's loving,

she was loving the MAGA love so much that now she's afraid. And I think she made a bad call. Yeah. Just like Kevin Roberts, just like all these other people that thought that a certain part of the movement, they thought that's where the momentum was going. And the inertia did seem to be going in that direction. And they placed a very bad bet because they didn't actually go off of principles. They did what they thought was popular. That's like having opinions. Who really has opinions?

Like you're just a bunch of, nobody has any of what's going on ever. You're just a bunch of mix about what's going on around you. Like these people that like stake so much on like, I think this is important because I believe things. It's like, I don't know, man. Just don't believe anything. But that's not what we're saying at all.

That's not saying that you could. You could have wrong to say, you could have an idea that's bad. Like what you just said, for example, no, I'm kidding. But you can have bad ideas, but we all know that Megan and Tucker, but the two of them, I'm taking Candace out because I think she just might be mentally unstable. But I think the two of them are doing things because of very bad reasons. It's not because, like, Megan has come out to say, just because you people want me to think one thing, I'm going to dig my heels in and do the opposite, right?

She's openly saying, I'm not doing this out of principle. I'm doing this just because someone's telling me not to. That's not having a bad idea. That's just being idiot. I don't understand why turning points. Yeah, it's like outside. Wait, let me finish this off real fast. It's like outside influences changing your opinion,

whether it's people telling you to stop or people. Yes, they're just. Or they're like hyper-accelerated by the environment. You know, I get these comments all the time, and they're like, Tim thinks he's right about everything. Yes. Yeah, literally. Well, there are things I will say, I don't know.

You know, we had that other Aaron on and she was like, what other Aaron? She was a communist one. And she was like, what would you say if we invaded Syria or this other country? I'm like, don't know. She's like, what do you mean you don't know? I'm like, no, I can't because I don't know. But my point is, there are people who will tell you whatever it is you want to hear

if they think it's more clicks. I will say things that irk some of you sometimes because I'm just going to say what I think. You're also a massive troll on Twitter. I know. So I tweeted universal. Sometimes I can't tell. I'm just going to start asking you. I tweeted universal literacy as a mistake and the left went nuts.

So true. And then I said the point of the joke was that the illiterate can't get offended by it. That's the joke. It only offends progressives who are perpetually offended on someone else's behalf. And that's like a deep Augustinian thought. Like that's a very like classical thought. Yeah, I know. Sometimes the tough thing about being a commentator is sometimes you have to give the correct take and people aren't ready for it.

Like on the show today this and the noon live, me and Amber Duke had to correctly, you know, unfortunately, correct the record for people that Karen's are a good thing. Like, Karen's are the last, really in many ways, the last stand for Western civilization. And people got angry. People were, you know, calling us names, but it's like, that's the price you have the pay for being correct. Yeah, like, let's break down what a Karen is. It is a woman asserting the right to her satisfaction and her person and property. And that's what it means to be Americans, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Well, yeah, because they're like Karen is, of management. A Karen is just like a middle-old. Why she

calling the manager as the question. As a type A, uptight New York woman. Right. I'm in favor of the Karen's as well. You know. Oh, but hold on. All Karen is is just a male-aged woman that has standards. It's like, yeah, it's like good.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to do this to both of you, but I have to break down your Karen argument. Oh, here we go. I'm good on this issue. There is only one thing that actually makes a woman a Karen. The haircut. Ugly. Oh, chopped.

I was going, I was thinking of the haircut. If an attractive woman was very busty, assertive. and was arguing they would not call her a Karen. If she had a stupid haircut was ugly, they're going to call her a Karen. But you know why? Because thirsty guys

aren't going to go online to attack hot chicks. They're going to be like, I'll do whatever you say. It's true. So if you're getting called... I'm sorry, it's the inversion of that meme where

the hot guy says, like, looking beautiful. And then she's like, oh, thank you. And when the fat guy does it, she goes, help HR. Yeah, literally. No, it's so true.

That's why everyone is... If you're being called a Karen right now, be ascending in 2020. You'd be looks maxing. It's really, if Ozempic exists and no one,

no one has an excuse to be fat anymore. I'm sorry. The Danish might cut us off. That's their product. I want to cut us off. That's why we need the petro dollar. It all comes back.

When is fat Tuesday? That Tuesday is a Tuesday before Lent, right? Yeah, but when is that? It's in March. Totally. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. On board AI that we can ask stuff to.

You know what's amazing. You could search it. We need a button. Okay. I want you to imagine this. I want you to just close your eyes, everybody who does. Imagine this, okay? You're working the return counter at Walmart.

And you're working on a sudden, all of a sudden, in the distance, stomping their way towards you are a bunch of obese middle-aged women with the haircut. And they're holding receipts. And what are you thinking? You're thinking, Lord, help me, here they come. Now, stop. Now, wait. Now, hold on. I want you to imagine another scenario.

You're working the return counter at the Walmart. And off in the distance, a bunch of women with big tits and bikinis are francing towards you, holding receipts while they're giggling, demanding a return. You're not mad. No, those chopped women you're describing, I see them as like the cavalry of Western civilization arriving to save us from this like third world low standard slop that's like been imposed on us. They're coming to say, no, you're going to accept its return. You are going to make an amend for me. you're not just going to do what the computer tells you, you're going to call your manager,

and you're going to make this right. Because we are a society of justice and order and rules, and these Cairns are, like, the last thing. This is America. It's defending us from these Somalis. Just for us. I get fired up about this issue. I'm so pro-Caron.

I'll die. I saw it like the spirit of Alex Stein burst from you as you yelled. Because this is, like, my issue. This is like all I really care about at the end of the day. Is Alex Stein going to sage my seat before he sets here later this week? I'm going to do what? Alex Stein's going to sage the seat that I was in before he said. sits down.

Well, no, probably not. I think we have very different ideas. Oh, yeah. We should get you guys on a show together. Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to be sitting here, actually. I'm not going to be here on Friday.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. I have to get the final, the final dental implant. Man, I've been looking at technology in Japan. Like, they regrow teeth. Yeah, it's the third. But you got to take it.

It's like you can regrow instead of implants, but you got to take drugs. I'm like, I don't know what the drugs are and how they're going to. Regrow your teeth? Yeah. I had a tumor once. Everything's fine. Thank God. but I had a tumor and it had a tooth in it.

Did they take the tooth back and like use it for you? No, I wanted to see it. I never got to see my tumor. Where was the tumor? My tumor was in my ovary. And had a tooth in it? Yeah, it was a teratoma. But you can use the tooth.

That's a baby. I should have kept the tooth. Yeah, because like what if the tooth falls out when you're old and they'll be like, we got an extra. From the tumor? Isn't that crazy? By the way, I did name my tumor back when I had it because I didn't want to keep saying tumor because it felt really intense. Thank God. It was benign.

Thanks for asking. Oh, thanks guys. We didn't get the chance. Did she name it like, Isaiah? Is she a Macawish miracle? Is her hair even real? Isaac? It's probably from a Uyghur sleeve, but that's okay.

It's all extensions. Did you name it Isaac? I named it Bill Clinton because he always wants to be inside a Jewish woman. Oh, it's very salient point. It's so true. Tumors are pretty cool. You can stretch them and stop. We're so pretty cool.

You ever like stretch a tumor. That's what every cancer patient says. This is great. Just open it off and let it was fine. It was benign. It was benign. It was fine. Thank you so much.

Aren't we all benign. By the two. I had so many eggs. So you had a tooth. Is that, so your body must produce that? Yeah, it's actually, I actually. Do you get a Patriot fact check? I did.

I got checked. I got checked. I got checked. All right. Numres are pretty cool. Just in case anyone's watching. Welcome back to Eggcast. We're going to discuss fertility today.

Not doing too hot. No one's doing hot. But back to the Greenland dance, you know? I wonder how their eggs are. They're very fertile people. They're eating a lot of blubber. That's good for vitality. The blubber?

Are they eating the puffins? They're big blobs. Are they, is there pufficide in Greenland? Oh. No, save the puppets. You don't know. We got to go hard on the poppins. We don't know.

That's what they're going to invade and find out. We can conduct an investigation. We're going to liberate them. We are at these poppins. Just like we're going to liberate the people of Iran and the Petro Dollar, baby. What? Dude, this is Greenlandic food. Oh, it looks like shit.

Oh, yeah. Have you hit the bar? It's called Sue Asset. Oh, yeah. It looks like someone ate it and then threw it up. They put it on. They put ass in name. Raw whale skin and blubber.

They need McDonald's. I've had whale before. It's disgusting. I bet it tastes like, does it taste like fat? No. Like, you know when you're having a lamb chop and you have like the fat part? The fat could be good, actually. It's like, whale tasted like you take a piece of roast beef,

put it, soak it in vinegar, and then leave it out in the sun for a day. That's what it tasted like. And I was in Bergen, Norway. What does that even mean? And they had a big plate of whale. And they all were like, oh, and they were shoveling it onto their plate with bread. in like mayonnaise or whatever. And they're like, you have to try it.

And I was like, you know, it's like taboo for Americans. Like we don't eat well. I'm like, but you have to. And I was like, I'll taste it. Oh, my God. And it was disgusting. We have to bomb so many countries. This is crazy.

What are these people doing? See, now he's turning into a neocon. I'm going to make him a neocon over cuisine. This is crazy. Oh, dude, the Greenlanders are going to get. Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? It comes on an easel and it's like powders. Well, Ethiopian food is amazing.

It's extremely good. Have you had it? Yes. And I'm like, When does the food come? They just gave me different powders. No, it's a gigantic pancake. And they dump a bunch of lamb meat on it with amazing spices.

I had no idea they had food in Ethiopia. I'm kidding. It's an old Billy Crystal joke. I do love Ethiopia. The famine was just like one time 30 years ago and now no one shuts up about it. I heard when I was a kid, they're starving. They're not. They have food.

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You know why? It's a dictatorship. They call it North Korea-Africa. Because they don't have oil, so we don't care. Oh, so true. Move on. Petro-dollar supremacy, baby. That's the lesson.

They enjoy a flavorful spice forward cuisine similar to Ethiopian food. See what I'm talking about, dude. Look at that pancake. Yeah. Oh, that actually looks kind of good now. Zigni, spicy beef stew on Ingera, bold, red, and aromatic. Ingera.

Dude, I thought we were on greeneroy. Dude, you got to try the slop on the bread. It's really good. Bordane would be like hoveled over, shoveling his mouth. We should learn from the Ayrtoreans, you know? It's like, we're good. We're Westerners. Have you guys ever actually gone on Ethiopian restaurant?

You have, right? Yes. Yes. And you sit down at a table and they bring you a gigantic pancake with lamb, marinated lamb on it and everyone just rips the pancake and makes little burritos. You have to really trust the people you're eating with. I've done it. And, yeah, everyone has to wash your hands.

You got to wash your hands. This is why I don't eat. Before you know. I don't eat anywhere where I'm like trust. Well, we weren't having. Trust is involved in a restaurant. Actually, that was Ian. It's crazy.

My fingers are nice. Oh, God. All right. All right. All right. You want to talk about it. turning into Dick Cheney right now. This looks great, dude.

That looks like dog food. It is so good. That's what you give a dog on his birthday. That's what you give him. It looks like beef and broccoli. It's easy to digest. To be fair, Chinese food also looks like dog food. It's like British food.

It's dog food. They eat it. Dude, I'd rather have Ethiopian food than British food. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. He used anti-wife. It's crazy. You said, look at it.

Like beef Wellington is beautiful. No, no, no, no. Hold on. Beef Fongton is trash. Whoa. Really? First the carrots, then this? Bro, dude, if you're going to give me a filet or ten,

no line just give me it, don't put pressure on. I'm dying on a hundred dollars. I'm not dying on this fucking hell. Blood pudding is amazing. It's so good. The British breakfast is the greatest breakfast. So true. Never.

So true. Bro, American breakfast. You get eggs and bacon. That's it. British breakfast. You get eggs. You get tomato. You get mushrooms.

You get beans. You get blood. The bubble and squeak. Nothing like being sold beans at 7 a. Okay, so who has the best breakfast? I'm obviously going to say, Israel. Okay, but here's the problem.

Here's the problem. No, they have veggies and fish and like toast. That's not food. That's what becomes food. Yeah, you're eating raw. This is the problem with Jewish food. You guys nail breakfast. It's Japanese.

They eat sushi. You fall apart after lunch. You start shoveling out like ball soup. What is this? This is Indiana Jones? You're thinking of Eastern. We're not going to get into this. That's only one type of food, and there is really good Middle Eastern food, and they're Ethiopian Jews.

You guys eat falafel, right? Yes. That's it. That's actually all we eat that in Mata. We don't eat anything else. We actually just walk around with Mata boxes. The biggest debate is, is it called Israeli salad or Arabic salad? Oh, I've heard that debate, yeah.

Because, like, I went out to eat with someone once, and we went to a Mediterranean restaurant. I was going to get Eidos. And I said, can I get some Israeli salad? And they were like, the what? And there was like 35 countries that came block of lots. They were like, this proves you're a paid show. And just for asking that, I'll send you another 7K. Yeah, every time I call it Israeli salad, I get $7,000.

That's the deal with it. We're going to call it a UN Observer salad. I think that would be a peacekeeper salad. Just I want to get this out to the masses. The problem I have is theocracy with Iran. I know. Let me wrap this up. He's like, Israel is like the only other country on Earth.

I can see it's like pseudo-theocracy. because it's a Jewish state, but I feel like you could culturally be Israeli because all Jews come from Israel, Jacob, and then religiously follow Jude's familial teachings and be a Jewish-Israeli. It's a democracy, though. Israel is.

They've got Arabs in the Knesset. Grock is like Israeli salad is effectively the same thing as Arabic salad. Indeed, it's just... I've been saying this for years. Really, the term you use is just indicative of who you want to kill. 100%. No, I agree with Grock. Israel, Palestine.

It's like, you're both non-American, so who cares? Isn't it a Greek salad? I'm calling it American salad. Petro-Dowel. I'm calling it a American salad now. That's what it is. The Gulf of America. When Israel starts making their own weapons and we stop giving them weapons, then they can call it Israeli salad.

Oh, you got to try it. It's a deep-fried breadball. That looks pretty good on the left. I think Japan has food right. They're like, we'll just straight eat the seaweed from the water. Japan's got awesome. The only thing I don't like about Japan is. is like they've got like they've got like octopus like in the live well alive but they have them

they have it at the airport like covered in salt and stuff like they're eating like they're still getting nuked do you know what the worst the worst food ever invented is it's it's Scandinavian it's the salt skulls have you ever seen no what is it yeah so bro okay i want to say while you're pulling it up the best seaweed in my opinion is dulse it's super it tastes like jerky beef jerky it's so good I'm not eating that. Yeah, it's super salty seaweed. It's great, and it's leathery. Wow, there are skulls carved from salt.

That's certainly not what I was asking about. I don't think men should be living off of fish diets that way. Like, Japanese men are like so dainty. And also, like, I mean, they were horrible in World War II. Like the massacres in China were so aggressive and we pretend that it doesn't. We forget that it happens because we see Asian men, I think, is like basically lesbians, you know? Right, right. But if I wanted men to fight for me.

me, do I want them eating a bunch of sushi rolls, or do I want them having steak? Look at this. This is a cursed object, and I don't know how they sell it and eat it without dying. When I was in Norway, it's a Swedish thing. It's Scandinavian. It's black licorice caked in salt. Like, literally salt. There's a lot of, like, all your day is.

It's so much salt. And you eat two of them and you die. Yeah. They're just, I can't. I went into a candy store when I was in Norway, and I saw it all. I thought it was like sugar, sour, and then my friend was like, you got to try it. It's called a salt skull.

And I was like, shut up. That's salt? And I bought a bag, tried one and said, absolutely not. You people are monsters. Is it for like long journeys? Apparently, what I was told is, when the men would go wailing,

they'd get salt all over their faces from the salt water, and they'd constantly taste salt. And so they kind of normalized the taste. So they put salt all over this, and it's kind of like they're used to it. Oh. Yep. Yeah.

I hate black leersha anyways. It's the worst band. It's my least favorite licorice. I went to Turkey. Because it's black. Annis. Annis is the herb. I went to Turkey and they have a drink called a Rocky.

It is an anis hard liquor drink. And I was with the vice guys, like the executives. And they were like, Tim, you got to have a rocky. And I was like, what is it? And they're like, it's licorice. I was like, oh. No. And they're like, you have to.

And I was like, dude, I hate liquorish. And they're like, you have to. Well, every Middle Eastern country has, like, a licorice tasting alcohol, right? Like, Greece has a, what is it? Wait, does Iran? Isn't it like? Does Iran? It's not on the Mediterranean?

Does Iran have licorice flavor drinks? Shut them down. We're going in, baby. That's it. Enough of them. Now you're ready. Liquorish is disgusting. If Trump was like, we're going to ban Ennis from all foods, cilantro, caraway fennel,

I'd be like, I'll, I'm in favor of invading whoever you want, Trump. You have my total illusion. If Trump just embargoes, Mercedes and pantsuits or tracksuits, the Iranians. Iranians would fold right away. And Bluetooth headsets, they'd be like, we're done. So we found out yesterday, coriander and cilantro are the same plant. Coriander is the seeds. That's what I've said to cilantro is like the consequence of mass migration.

I would say probably the worst consequence of mass migration is retconning. So you're saying it was rebranding? It was like air friars or just convection ovens. And we're all like, oh my God, I'm an air friar. I'm making my sweet potato fries and my air friar. I'm so healthy. All right, guys, we're going to go to your Rumble rants and super chats. So smash the like button, share the show with every person you've ever met.

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We got not Robbie. He says, I'm going to be approved. The F bomb has been flying a lot lately the last few episodes that my children do hear while I have you all on in the background. Indeed. Indeed. We're going to have to tell people to chill it. on the swears and it's exactly for this reason.

When we first launched the show, I wasn't really concerned about YouTube. I got an email and they said, I love your show. I watch every day, but my kids are in the room when the TV's on, and I prefer if you didn't swear. Got an email from someone said, I'm listening to your show while driving the car. My kids are going to school and the swearing. I don't want them to hear it.

And I say, fair point. So we usually tell people try not to swear for that reason. I've noticed. It comes out emphatically once in a while. It's Ian. No, it's my fault. No, I would like to personally apologize. I would like to apologize because I also, I was not.

told that before the show. If I've been told, I would have been more careful. I thought of it. Right, right to start of the show, dropped an F-Buy. Yeah, but sometimes I'm feeling it, but sometimes it's real annoying to listen to. I know what you mean. It's like so redundant. I refuse to do.

I'm a good Southern Baptist boy. I'm never, you're never going to catch me. I want, I want, I want people to be able to sit in their living room, turn their TV on, watch live and their kids are like finishing their homework and then going off to bed and not have to be like, I have to pause this and wait till you're, we want you to be able to watch it And, you know, when your kids are old enough, they can watch it with you. It's why we talk about ovarian tumors instead. It's just flies over the head.

The dark stuff. All right, thinker for life says, with all due respect, woke is a miscommunicated term. If you read Romans 1 28 to 32, it matches the woke mindset to a T, jaw-dropping reveal. Who wants to pull that one up? Romans what? Romans 1 28 to 32. Shane H. Wilder says, I have Verizon. I was wondering why I didn't get any Indian scam calls today.

I'm joking, but if you manage to hit the big three networks at once, the entire economy screeches to a halt. Romans 1.28 through 32 describes the consequences of humanity's rejection of God. Because people refused to acknowledge God. He gave them over to a debased mind to engage in actions that are contrary to his will. Huh. Interesting. Spike says, speaking of which Nick Shirley dropped another fraud video tonight about non-emergent medical transport fraud by guess who, hint, hint. I hit up Seamus about making a cartoon called Somali dealer no deal. So the idea we had the other day was a story about Somali smuggling wads of cash and suitcases through airports.

And then I told Seamus, I was like, bro, it's dealer no deal. But instead of hot models, a bunch of Somalis and trying to figure out which one's smuggling $700 million. And I hope he does it. But they all look exactly the same. Well, it's dealer no deal. There's number of cases. And then you pick one and then you got to, you're like, I want to eliminate. these three and then the banker calls you, but instead it's Somalia calls you and, you know,

says we'll cut you a deal. Sounds like a riveting game. We'll give you a quarter of what we stole. No, no, no deal. Let's keep going. I want all of what you stole. We'll give you the autism money. Yeah. Okay, what have we here? Spike says our blue hair white liberal woman could take Greenland in France in an hour. Oh, you mean one? Which one? I think they said they meant that just basically give them all to Greenland. Like all of them could take it. Probably true. Indeed.

Can we make an AI video of that? It's just like northern Greenland and it's occupied by a bunch of obese, blue-haired liberal women? Yeah, like setting up camp and stuff. Running free. It could be like a lepers colony, you know? I'm going to make that right now.

Send people to Hawaii and let them die off there. I'm going to have Grock make this. Grock imagine. Okay. That's what they did. Imagine a herd of fat, blue-haired, liberal women. Look at the leopard colony. stampeding in northern Greenland.

I like this. Let's see if... Let's see if Grock can handle the heat. I don't need to type... imagine. Why did I do that? A herd of fat, blue-red liberal men stampeding in northern Greenland. Is that what you call a group of them, I heard? Picture this. Yes.

Like a school. A school of... What do you call a group of cows? A herd, right? Yeah. Ah, this... I want video. I want video. You have to press the play button. No, I know, but it didn't...

It didn't come out the way I wanted it. They're like charging. That's the invasion. Helicopter view of herd of morbidly obese, blue-haired, liberal women stampeding in northern Greenland. I spelled northern. This is a footage from a Paul McCartney concert. Can you put it on the screen even if it's bad?

I want to see it. Yeah, I want to know. Oh, my God. Let's animate this one. Oh, my God. Don't do the one with the boobs. We have enough boobs today. Yeah, that would just cross some wires.

Oh, actually, yeah. Grock does make naughty things, so we can't necessarily just show it. I have to let it render off. We'll grab some more Rumble Rans and Super Chats. All right, Mitho says the Brits conquered 25% of the world for spices and refused to use a single one. British food is an embarrassment.

Thank you. No, British fruits. For making my point. They killed a lot of people, man. Can't educate. These goy them, they don't get it. All right, let's see what we got in New York. old super chat machine here.

Let's see what we got going on. We got, Mike says, as an EMT, I responded to a call where a man was hit by a vehicle, a vehicle mirror at five miles an hour. He had a medium bruise on his back, and he said he was fine, so he let him go. He died that night from internal bleeding.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. Could be a fake story, but still, if it's real. Kai says, Gooncast, IRL. Always. The hat and beard show says, Tits Pool, IRL.

No, it's tit cast. Tick cast. Tick cast. Firing up for the first. What an amazing Kress collab. No name farmer says Tim, the voters want to know

will your fennel ban include pepperoni, Italian sausage and salami all seasoned with fennel. Pepperoni's fine. Italian sausage and salami. Gone. The reality is

Italian sausage is and so we got a problem but not all salami is. Fenil salami gone. Fennel pepperoni, gone. You got to grind up. I would rather have Italian sausage. No fennel.

So I have. I have Italian dry salami with garlic and peppercorn to die for. Yeah. But I buy these packs, these three packs, and there's like spicy chorizo, then there's like Italian dry salami, and then fennel. And I take all the fennel ones, I throw them on the ground, I justomp on them. Oh, no, no, you got to grind the fennel into powder and then put it in stuff. It's disgusting. You won't really taste it as much.

It's disgusting. Or you get all the health benefits. Yeah, it's medicine. Just take a flintstone gummy at Knoxville. Did it work? these advanced tactics. I don't know, but... I think we're good.

I think we're good. Oh, nice. Oh, I want to see this. Here you go. Oh, wow. Not that one. Oh. It's as I imagine.

There you go. Conflicting. That's it. An annoying hum that comes along with it. Yeah. I think Greenland just sounds like that. That's the Northern Lights. Well, one of them turned them in a white walkers.

Really? Yeah, you see. Oh, one's crawling. No, we lost it up. It's like a Nazi zombies when you like, they have a crawler. It's kind of like that. It's a cop.

Let's try that. Surge nose. Morbidly obese, blue-haired, liberal women zombies invading Greenland. Do you think the morbidly obese zombie women is like an antidepressant phenomenon? Like SSRI, just people checked out, dyeing their hair. What is up with the blue-haired? I don't understand. It's definitely not safe for work.

It made them all naked and disgusting. I mean, there's zombies, so they're horrifyingly disgusting, but it made them naked, too. I didn't ask it to do that The boys love We're gonna show you all of these In the uncensored portion of the show at rumble.com Slash team guest I don't know I haven't seen anything

Grok is moving like crazy I heard but I honestly I don't check comments Apparently they'll just respond To your profile and say take her picture And make her naked Yeah I've seen that but I haven't Don't get things for giving people ideas

All right what we got what we got Clint Torres says Howdy people just got to say that I love the thumbnail tonight I wonder why Good. Let's see. Ryan says,

Love the Tim with the Lady Chest chosen for the episode photo. We recognize that completely. Everyone looked at it. It looks like you have boobs, Tim. And I'm like, it's funnier that way. It's very funny. It's even funnier than the joke.

Biblically accurate, Tim Pool. I like the first comment. It was like, Tim, why have you been hiding those from us? That's very funny. All right, let's see. New Bee Gamer says phones have been down since 11 a.m. And still down now.

Having to post it on PC. Is your phone still down? Oh, it's back again, but it's been in and out. My internet was slower. I had to just do my entire drive here with my own thoughts. Just kidding. No, I was like, I was able to tweet and listen to music. My poor Uber driver listening to the history of the great molasses flood of 1919.

Awake not woke. Awake not woke says, Tim, we love Tate in the morning. We've got to ask, are there any plans to return to the 10 a.m. morning show? Keep up the great work, y'all. I do a 10 a.m. morning show every single day, and I've never stopped. and that's at Timcast News and Timcast on Rumble. However, there's an interesting thing going on. We don't exactly know what's going to happen,

but the press release for Dan Bongino, I believe they're having someone take the noon slot on Rumble. So we don't know exactly what that's going to mean for... I'll be in the Rumble Cuck chair. I think that's the plan. The cuck chair? Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting bumped. I'm getting mugged, actually.

Fair enough. Welcome back, Bon Gino. I think this is a great thing. Mogged today, there tomorrow. You know, it's a minor mogback for a major comeback. I think that's what's going to happen. Do you guys know what he's saying when he says these words? Yeah.

I'm the only one who's like I. You know, it's called being tapped in. I don't know. You're not familiar with what goon cast IRL means? No. How old are you? A lady doesn't reveal her age, but I'm obviously, 22. The joke is if a woman gets offended, you asked her age, she's old.

No, she's older than me. No, it's actually just more for, like, just like trying to keep that information private. No, no, I was kidding. But, like, young women are proud to say they're young. I know. I say my age. I'm 32, but people often think I'm in my late 20s. Because you don't know the Gen Z slang.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but I don't want to either. That's fair. That's fair. I understand. I kind of like it. I just like knowing. It's like, I got to know.

Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says tonight's thumbnail will bring in new viewers. Indeed, it already has. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to Boops. I've been wondering what the show is all about. Oh, finally had an impetus. It started because you made a comment about our thought. So here's what happened. She was like, your thumbnails, the timestamp covers the guest, you can't see them.

And then I looked and I was like, she's right. We have the image of our gas to the thumbnail? How many years have you guys had the thumbnail like this? Like two years now. And then I said to Jessica, I was like, can we flip it so that the guest is plainly visible? Because I don't care if the timestamp blocks a portion of the title. Yes. And then I was like, okay, we're going to make the thumbnail.

You mentioned trying to look good for the thumbnail, but it's being blocked. And so then I took a picture for the thumbnail. And I was like, I guess, do you want the boo? in it and you were like yes and I said screw it just do all boobs and everybody laughed and then I was like should I actually do that and then everyone agreed I was like maybe not and I was like everyone says yes Ian just let go and you know we can do after the show we can we can we can take you ever see the thing where it's the guy's butt cheeks but they they put a bra on it and then like slowly it looks like

it looks like boobes they slowly zoom out and then you're looking at a dude's ass I've gotten done in with that a few times yeah that's like Miami nights Aaron, I've an update from Sean. He says, I checked eating dog is not kosher. I guess that was a debate on the morning. Yeah, I said that before. There's no way eating dog is kosher. Yeah.

He was trying to claim that, trying to sabotage us, because I don't know if you guys know, but people love us right now. Yeah. Sounds like Qatar weighed in with Sean. He is for sale, apparently. All right. Let's see.

Matt says, no one has been able to answer to me why AI is the future. What's the end game for AI? What's the finish line? Plug. Okay. What will happen is? We are already at the point where...

Let me start here. Remember what I said in the future, you're going to have Disney Creative Plus, and you're going to say, Disney, you're going to open the app on your TV, press a button and say, I want to watch Spider-Man fight the Incredible Hulk. And it'll go rendering, boom,

the amazing Spider-Man fighting Hulk. We are... I was like, that's coming soon. You know what I didn't even think about? This is how crazy it is. AI is already so advanced. You can go on a chat GPT and say, write me a new Harry Potter novel.

And it'll go, okay. and then when you want a new page, you just say next page. And it will literally just write out a new Harry Potter novel cloning J.K. Relling style. You can, so you already have infinite books now. Infinite books utilizing everything, everyone's written through these training models. So we don't know if it's actually going to improve upon or create new things, but it will write you a book. We're already at the point where you can read any story you want. We are a couple of years away from making any movie you want.

The new video models, they just dropped. Crazy. It's, it's, it's, it's. Oh, Sora? No. No. It's, bro. When Sora 2 comes out and we're like, wow, look at this.

The behind the scenes private video models are already 10 times more advanced. They've not been released yet. Okay. So actually, let me pull this up because Phil sent me this. And it's way beyond your worst nightmares or greatest dreams, I guess. Let me see if I can. The future is yours. Here you go.

Check this out. Look at this. Let me, uh... Now you're gonna get scammed by some Indian dude pretending to be Millie Bobby Brown. That's already happening. Like all these guys that message women on OF, they're just talking to some dude in the Philippines.

If you can impersonate Millie Bobby Brown, Drake isn't drunk. Look at this. Drake isn't true. Watch. Am I still your only one? Yeah, sure. Some of you are probably thinking,

yeah, close-up shots are fine. We've seen that before. But what about the wide ones? Well, it may have some limits. There's not... It's incredibly. Hollywood's over. Completely over.

Yeah, for sure. Well, just like the first one show. It's honestly kind of crazy that with just 16 gigs of V-Ram, you can already generate like a 15-second HD video. Yeah, it's not perfect, but look at the motion and the lip sync. It's actually really well done. I love that they just do that to each other. It's so weird.

By the way, I love you. So, is it any good? Only fans is over, dude. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I have porn is so messed up, dude. Look at this. It's like persona, dude. Speaking of games.

Dude, it's over. You know what you need to power all that AI? Water. Silver? I'm doing a nanotech documentary. Aaron, I'm doing this nanotech documentary. Look at it. It's from a single frame.

What do they did? It's crazy. It's crazy. I tell you about this power generation. So this company, Iron Ladis, is working on putting the memory in the processor. So it's one year. unit, you don't have a bus anymore. So it's 10,000 times, I'm sorry, look at this right. It's projected to be 10 million times faster than regular competition. It requires a million

times less electricity. You know what? All these places need cooling, you know, a very cool place where we can have the servers. Greenland. But with this technology, you don't need the cooling devices. Check it out. Watch, they took establishing shots. So they do this in, in filmmaking, where they'll take pictures of what they want a scene to look like. You load it up and said, Make the movie. Apologize. Yeah, this tech I brought up is no joke. It's almost offending the graphics card industry.

I shouldn't even ask for it. You owe me. No, I just think you're a little bit overreacting. Babe, come on, stop. Look at the road, please. You can still see there's weirdness with the mouth. Well, it's obviously AI. It's an Asian woman driving.

There's no harm. There hasn't been an accident yet. Please watch the road. I think Well she is driving on the lines What is realistic actually Society kind of starts to act like The famous actors of the day

And if we just let AI make shitty acting Pardon my language It's getting late at night That means I'm gonna say shitty more often Geez dude Look at this That would be bad acting Dude video games are over man

That scene was crap This is how do you explain that to someone If you're not an actor Like you gotta show them what's good Well this is the end game The end game is you saying Generate me a video game Where you play

A Female Spy Sci-Fi with a laser gun. And it's going to render GTA 7 in 20 minutes. That's the end game. The reason I mention that, Ian, is because right now, music is, like, the singers in all the AI videos and stuff. Like, it's instinct from the best singers. And so, like, that's coming to visual as well.

I've just worked on doing, like, a five-minute movie with SORA. I spent, you know, 20 hours editing and creating, and it's just a lot of the acting's garbage relative to what we can do as humans. SORA is behind this. That's the point. You're using a publicly released cheap tool. You can spend, actually, what is it,

like a couple bucks a month or some cheap amount? We're looking at previews of private behind the scene on release stuff. What chat GPT's video capabilities are already has dramatically surpassed what you have access to. Hollywood studios already have access to like 10 times the power that you do. If I, if you can, like, you're like this. If I could do that, like, and you can record my, you literally can.

And then you can put that into the AI guy it's making. The, the recording you made of yourself for SORA 2, anyone can now use their own video reference to be you. But just for the acting, you got to, if you want to put your personality on the AI guy that it's making of you. No, someone will act. Yeah. Right now. Right. And a year, it won't matter.

The crazy thing is right now, you put yourself in. someone can make a video of you doing something bad. Yeah, you look at like they do motion capture and stuff like that for animation and stuff. This is the same principle. And so it doesn't matter if the person's a great actor or not. They'll just have to go ahead and do the motion capture and then the AI will fill out. Oh, I'm just talking about digital creating it. Let's grab some more super chats while we still have a couple minutes left.

Chief Corey Anderson says, I do whatever the woman with the nice pillows says. Support Israel. Ben Jan says, damn she got them heavies. Chief Corey says any time, Aaron, do you work with Mike Lindell because those pillows are fantastic.

That would have been such a good, my pillow ad. Use discount code Pozo. No, it's just to be code Tim. Do you have code Tim? Oh, I'm sorry. Code Tim then. But you can see how Jack is so ubiquitous with that promo code everybody knows.

That's so smart. Yeah. Code Poso. Yeah. He's probably like swimming in money just from Code Poso. Oh, Promo, Con, Gordo. He, like, goes home. He has a vault like Scrooge McDuck. This is an ad I should suggest to Mike Lindell.

You should definitely. Yeah. It's just your boobs. There are some people who are angry on Twitter about the cover, and I just want to say humor is not for everyone. Well, we have a serious post right now. And I'm more than just a brain. We have a serious post here.

Dylan Brown says, long time fan. My father took his last breath tonight. I am working in Berlin, but was lucky enough to be on the phone when he took his last breath. A shout-out to Stephen Brown would mean a lot. He was a light and a dark world. Shout out, Stephen Brown. You have a good son. And sorry for your loss, brother. Thank you, Stephen. Be at peace on the way over. Let's see. Scribly Bear says it seems as though Verizon Service has gone down multiple times in the last two or three years. Maybe they're just too cheap to update their towers and everyone is blaming it on terrorism. I don't think it's towered. Maybe. Maybe.

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