Timesuck with Dan Cummins - 114 - Illuminati Revealed! The New World Order Conspiracy

Episode Date: November 19, 2018

The Federal Reserve Act. The Bilderbergers. The Freemasons, Wall Street, and the Council on Foreign Relations. The National Security Act of 1947. Area 51. The Trilateral Commission. Agenda 21. The Greys! The Reptilians! The Protocols of Zion! The Denver Airport! Are they all pieces of a much larger, sinister puzzle? And, if not, why do so many people think they are? The origins of the New World Order conspiracy explained and the workings of the conspiratorial mind examined in today's Timesuck! Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: The Jim Jefferies Show podcast. Listen to new episodes every Wednesday on your favorite podcast app! StarTalk All-Stars – listen now wherever you get your podcasts and make sure to subscribe. New episodes premiere Tuesday nights, 7PM EST. And, Timesuck is also brought to you by The Great Courses Plus! Get a special FREE Month of Unlimited Access plus your second month for only 99 cents when you sign up at TheGreatCoursesPlus.com/TIMESUCK Timesuck is brought to you today by Leesa! Get $150 off the price of your mattress and a free pillow when you go to leesa.com/timesuck and enter promo code TIMESUCK at checkout We're donating $1,000 this month to the Green Beret Association.Hail Nimrod! Click HERE to learn more or donate. Support both Special Forces combat veterans and their families get the care they need to put in all the sacrifices they make to keep us safe. Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/AR1uWwjXDbQ Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 3500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

The Federal Reserve Act, the Bilderbergers, the Jewish Anti-Defamation League, the Rothschild, Socialism, Communism, Oak Grove, Project MK Ultra Freemasons, Wall Street, the Council on Forum Relations, the National Security Act of 1947, Area 51, the CIA, Pizza Gate, the Trilateral Commission, a JED-21, the Illuminati, the Grey's, the Reptilians, the Protocols of Zion, the Denver Airport, all pieces of a much larger sinister puzzle. What happens if you connect these dots? If you can just stretch enough string around the walls of your basement war room, if you just step back and squit your eyes, just hard enough, can you see the full picture?

There they are, lurking in the background, lurking in the shadows, the new world order. Always been lurking in the background, controlling humanity, a secret group of Luciferian, all powerful shadow leaders manipulated and subjugating humanity's various puppet governments year after year, century after century, but why are they doing this? What is our ultimate desire? What do the new world order leaders have to gain by operating in secret? If the organization is truly all powerful, why operate from the shadows?

Why secretly oppress humanity? If you can just do it brazenly and openly. Why won't they step out and publicly claim their throne? If this organization really is so powerful and secretive, how is it that people who don't have PhDs or work in prestigious academic positions or who are respected by their academic peers? How is it that they seem to be the only ones who can constantly expose the new world order?

How is it that people without even a four year college degree or any education whatsoever in investigative journalism? People like David Ike or Alex Jones can easily connect the dots that academic investigative journalists that the scientific community can't. The their members quickly dismiss. or Alex Jones can easily connect the dots that academic investigative journalists that the scientific community can't. The dare members quickly dismissed. Also, it's the goal of the new world order is to tighten the news around the neck

of the working man and the working woman. Why does the quality of life continue to increase overall for the world's poor? According to a UN report, 795 million people were hungry in 2014, while a billion were hungry in 1990. However, those numbers do come from the United Nations and the United Nations are part of the new world order.

Ah, damn it. The poor and working class of the world, they do face real problems. Economic inequality is high. Real estate prices are out of balance with inflation. The cost of higher education continues to store soar prescription drug prices affordable insurance are real problems for many. There is a lot we need to work on and keep an eye on, but it is an undeniable fact that the people are living longer and longer thanks to continual medical advances.

People are living more and more comfortably thanks to tech advances. Even struggling members of the working class enjoy a hell of a lot more creature comforts than peasants did in medieval Europe or in during the supposed good old days of the mid 20th century, air conditioning, central heat, Bluetooth enabled cars with cruise control, ergonomic seats, iPhones with free, streaming music services, even this podcast, you're listening to right now, you get to listen to for free. So what exactly is the new world order accomplishing if their goal is to oppress us? And another goal of the new world order is supposed to be to eliminate us, to kill a majority of the common working class, right, open up the world for the rich and the elite, the

powerful, the world's population currently hovering around 7.7 billion, way up from 6.7 billion in 2008, up from 6 billion in 1998, way up from somewhere between 1.6 and 2 billion from 100 years ago in 1918. If the new world order is trying to get rid of us, they are really, really, really fucking bad at it. Another goal of the new world order is for these secret elites to be fantastically wealthy and powerful, right? They secretly have all the money. Well, according to the Forbes 2018 list

of the world's richest people, Amazon founder, chairman and CEO Jeff Bezos worth $112 billion. $112 billion. Bill Gates is worth $90 billion, Warren Buffett worth $84 billion. Is there any benefit to being wealthier than that? Do the new world order members need trillions, hundreds of trillions? What would be the fucking point in having that much money? Legitimately, what could you do with the trillion dollars that you couldn't do with $100 billion?

The world's most expensive theoretical yacht, not even won this bill yet. Just the world's most expensive design for a yacht possibility. It's called the streets of Monaco. And if anyone pulls a trigger on building this thing, it'll be a floating luxury representation of Monaco with a go-car grand prix, 15,000 square foot three floor main cabin,

15,000 square feet helicopter, Pagikusis, swimming pools, seven VIP suites, each 3800 square feet in size, a library, a movie theater, several large boats, a small submarine will dock inside it. It's serious, it's a small floating city with its own tiny navy and its estimated price tag is $1.5 billion. The most expensive house in the world, Buckingham Palace, $1.55 billion. The most expensive house in the world, Bucky and Ham Palace, $1.55 billion estimated value, $775 rooms, 188 staff rooms, 78 bathrooms. There's a villa in India that is 400,000 square feet for roughly the same price. I live in a 3,000 square foot house.

I think is very roomy. My house could, or that that big house and you could fit a hundred and thirty three of my houses inside of it and still have a little extra room uh... jeffbie's house could sell some amazon stock on the streets of monaco uh... that y'all and buckingham palace and still be what worth well over a hundred billion dollars he could own uh... the most expensive home in the world and the second third fourth fifth most expensive uh... the most expensive private jet,

737 million dollar B2 spirit and the most expensive yachts, a few other yachts, a hundred plus of the world's most expensive cars. He could pay people to carry them around on a literal golden throne. He could eat only like the rarest of animals. You know, Kobe beef have the world's best masseuse give him daily massages, you know, be be a legally sexually attended

to whatever he desires and Amsterdam by the world's most expensive escorts and still have roughly a hundred billion dollars in assets. At that point, how much more do you fucking need? What more would illuminate a new world order money and power give you? Believers claim these dark bastards are unsatisfied with things they can merely be bought. Wake up sheeple, open your third eye and see the occult all around you. They don't just want money. They want to live above the law. They want to bathe in virgins blood. They want to sexually assault and sacrifice kids to Satan. They're dark lord or maybe their lord is some extra a terrestrial ancient reptilian leader or maybe they'll be holding to the

grays you know aliens live in an area 51 that the US government is sold us out to. The doctrine of the new world order isn't totally known or fully agreed upon because the secret runs so deep. But many people know they exist. They know in their bones. The dark forces surround us. The various powerful traders to the human race or control in us. The new world orders both everywhere and nowhere. And today on TimeSuck, I uncover by the will of Nimrod, the origins of this organization

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Oh, is Dan reading now? No, I've always been reading. I've always been reading. I read what I write and I know how to write like I talk, but here's why I write it. I write it all down because it's important for me to get it right and I have a hypercritical audience which I love. And if you guys, you know, you guys notice that I make a few pronunciation mistakes and

get a few things wrong here and there with, and that's what I'm doing it from a script that's been proofread by an editor. If I was just fucking making this shit up or trying to remember it all, uh, it won't. First off, this podcast wouldn't have worked. And second, the time stock updates would be about three hours long. Uh, every single no one can memorize two hours of facts on a new topic every single week. No one, not anyone in the history of the fucking world. Uh, I'm gonna confidently say that.

Uh, you could get, you know, maybe if you have a great memory, a lot of it, right? A decent amount, right? But not even Robin Williams, you know, the comic who is famed for having like that what photogenic memory, it doesn't work like people think it does. It's not like he looked at a script, read it literally one time, and then could just have the whole movie memorized.

No one's brain works like that. Yeah, I read it because it's heavy in facts. You know who else reads off a teleprompter? Fucking newscasters. Because if they just winged it, if they just kind of like gave the gist of what it was supposed to be facts, it would be a fucking shit show. As with this podcast, so yes, I proudly, proudly read this every week because that's where the time and energy goes. That's why I spend 30 plus hours on every single topic, even with the researchers helping me after all their hours, because I want to get this right.

I think it's important today and today's climate to get shit is right as you possibly can to be as factual as possible. And I want the jokes to be a little bit better, man. You know, stand up comedy. People have this delusion about it. They think we comics just make stuff up on stage. No successful comic does that. None.

I've worked with many. They all have, you know, notes at the very least. They watch video of themselves, even the ones who don't write. I'm not gonna throw their names out there for some very famous ones. They watch videos. They like a football player watching film.

They get it right. If people just went up and winged it, then comics could release like 50 albums a year. But they don't. Very few release one a year because it takes a lot of time to get it right. And I'm trying to get a podcast right every week. So yes, yes, I'm reading it.

I'm reading it motherfucker's deal with it. Also reality TV is fake. If I just so I can burst your bubble a little bit more. All right, let's live in the real world. That's what we're talking about today. Live it in the real world. And thank you for those of you who do get it. Forgive me.

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between the camera, talking directly to the audience, like I'm doing right now, and then the script, when I'm trying to get the names right, the dates right, and trying to do a good job, which is what all people that are, you know, sharing knowledge, sharing information should be doing. You know, who doesn't read a lot of stuff? Fucking Alex Jones.

I get a strong feeling. That dude's winging it and you see where that gets you. David Ike, he's doing a lot of winging it. He's doing a lot of winging it. He has some names memorized and he just goes up there and just lies for a couple hours. Okay. Hope and I had fun in Grand Rapids Michigan last week and I did have fun in Buffalo just recording this in advance of Grand Rapids.

First time through Buffalo for me and I think I'm going back next year because enough people showed up to build on. So thank you, thank you, thank you. Gotta keep growing the time stock community in upstate New York. I'll be the Spokane County Code November 29th, 30th December 1st, hoping for a third straight year of good times in the city where I did my first stand-up set so many years ago. Head in the St. Louis December 6th to the 9th, then my next show is a TED Talk on Cord Lane at the Croc Center where I will also not be weighing in.

I will do a memorized TED Talk. I will memorize that because I'll have months. I won't be reading that one because I'll have months to prepare or I be reading that one, cause I'll have months to prepare, or I've had months, and it's, I think, like, seven or 10 minutes. Maybe 10, maybe 10 or 12 minutes. I gotta look it up now. But it's gonna be on January 12th. Link to that is well in today's episode description.

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Maybe he is still fighting with them. Also thoughts go out to those affected by the camp fire and several other fires that have been ravaging California. Hopefully they've put those blazes out by the time this episode comes out, firefighters, battling those blazes you guys and ladies or heroes. Also I can't imagine how horrible it would feel to lose your home, lose all your possessions like so many have done thousands of structures burned to the ground, basically the entire town of paradise lost.

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who may be a part of the new world order, why some people believe in them, and where that belief originated? Welcome to the new world order. What is the new world order? It's the brain child of Hollywood, Hulk, Hogan brother. Hollywood, Hulk, Hogan, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash took over world-class wrestling, aka the World Wrestling Federation in the 1990s through brute force and organized aggression

brother. Ming-Jing, there is no stopping the new world order brother, wrestling the new era of terror. No one can stain the ring, not Ric Flair, not sting, not Randy Mottelman's savage, no one brother, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Or everyone gets crushed by the 24-inch pathons of the new world order. Woo! Woo! Now we're not talking about that new world order.

Well, that's a fun one though. I just, I don't know if this guy's to do that. And I have to drink water all the time. That's an entirely different new world order. That's professional wrestling storyline in Bobby Hogan, based on the real belief in the theoretical secret government organization known as the New World Order. Let's really define the NWO. To quote New York magazine, the New World Order is not so much a single plot as a way of

reading history. At its most basic level, a cabal working in secret, as well as through official seeming above ground means, seeks to establish an all-powerful, possibly-lucypharian, one-world government. Suspissions surrounding a shadow establishment date back at least to the 1700s, with the birth of the Freemasons in the Illuminati. But it was the past centuries global wars, political realignments, and media innovations that gave new purchase to this age-old paranoia. In the modern version, the new world order hides in plain sight, a mad lib-style meta-story about how the free people

of the West have begun to willingly, blindly surrender ourselves to our coming totalitarian overlords. So really, the timeline to the new world order begins with the real late 18th century group, the Illuminati. Who we did discuss back in the time suck 69 and the bonus suck that surrounded that one, those free-masing conspiracies, we gave a brief overview of its formation. As we're touching on the formation of this real group again today as a refresher and also add new information, you know, not mentioned that free-masing suck once we begin the timeline. Some believers in the New World Order

will point much, much further back to the origins of a secret shadow, one world government. But all that finger pointing has happened since the actual Illuminati was formed in the late 18th century. And before I get into dissecting this conspiracy theory, let me just say that I do understand the appeal. I really, really do. I don't think it's totally crazy to believe

that people would want to rule the world. Like I think about it like with football. Like what would a highly competitive professional quarterback want to do? Want to accomplish in their career. You know, I'd imagine they would want to be league MVP. They'd want to win the Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP. You know, if they're going, you know, pure, ideal, ideal fantasy, highest paid quarterback in the league, you know, have their bust and shine in Canton, you know if they're going you know pure ideal idyllic fantasy high spade quarterback in the league

uh... you know have their bust and shinin canton you know make it in the hall of fame and have everybody talk about how great they are for the did want to achieve the pinnacle of of their profession and i think uh... you know what if you're highly competitive leader a super competitive cio entrepreneur politician i mean the world has had plenty of dictators. People do want to rule.

They want to rule as much as they can. We know that. What would a highly competitive dictator want most? I would think to rule the world. I mean, it has a nice ring to it. Next best thing to ruling the world alone is to have a hand in ruling the world Be part of some little cabal of secret rulers maybe You know to be the ultimate in the ultimate inner circle of wealth and control. So new world order believers, I do get where you're coming from. I don't think you're necessarily insane to believe in this. I think some of you are, but not all of you. Some of you, as we'll see in today, it is the internet, the internet are out of your wack

and doodle minds. But for many believers, it's easy, I think, just to write them off is crazy, but I don't think that's fair. There is a certain way of thinking, this very prevalent in our culture that absolutely allows for the belief in such things as an all-powerful, possibly, Luciferian,

possibly extraterrestrial government. Because a lot of us meat sacks live in what is called, or can be called, in enchanted world. This notion of an enchanted world, very, very important crucial to understanding the conspiratorial mind by enchanted. I mean, believing in things that cannot be explained or proven by science, that there is no scientific evidence of.

Everyone who is a believer in religion lives in an enchanted world. And yes, I am going to talk about religion again today, but I'm not going to be shitting on it. But understanding the religious mind is crucial to understanding the conspiratorial mind because they have a lot in common. I gathered most of what I'm sharing with you regarding a belief in an enchanted world by the way from watching a lecture on C-SPAN of all places on their website, given to

high school teachers on July 13th, 2018 by Indiana University Bloomington, history professor Dr. Steven Andrews. I'm out with the PhD from Stanford, who delivered his three-hour lecture on behalf of the Gilder Lerman Institute of American History, a nonprofit organization dedicated to promoting the knowledge and understanding of American history

through educational programs and resources for K through 12 students And the title of this lecture is conspiracy culture in American history and what a beautiful organization what a beautiful A message to get out by the way and I love this lecture I'd love to have drinks with Dr. Andrews man You can tell like you know, he's got to keep it clean for the academic kind of world You know, you gotta keep it PC because the audience in front of him and the times you live in. And so many people who get so fucking butt hurt by words like fuck, but I have a strong

suspicion. This guy would be a fucking riot. Super smart guy who couldn't help, you know, snake in a little bit of sarcasm, a little bit of snark from time to time during this lecture. But to his credit, he was very respectful towards the true conspiracy believers. Much more than I am. Anyway, he talks about how religious American culture is. And he states that if you're willing to believe in Jesus or Muhammad or Yahweh, Shiva,

Buddha, Odin, Pan, Rah, all add Nimrod, Hill Nimrod, Lucifina, you know, the Taoist principle of believing in the existence of still living souls and spirits of dead ancestors, etc. Well, then you're open to the possibility of real things that can't be scientifically proven like a new world order conspiracy, you know? And the same goes for believers in the paranormal of these supernatural, whether or not those believers are also religious.

You know, if you have faith in ghosts, haunting, shadow people, Sasquatch, Mothman, well, then you also live in an enchanted world. Your mind is open to believing in things that cannot be proven. And we here in America, we live in a predominantly enchanted culture. And I know our Scandinavian, Australian, British, Irish, Scottish, Kiwi, Canadian, other international time suckers. Hello, by the way, love the love. The guys are spreading this around the globe. I know that many of you live in an enchanted world as well, but I, but I don't have these

stats to speak to your cultures today. I just have stats limited to America. These are 2017 stats that come from the Pew Research Center, nonprofit nonpartisan American Research Institute. 60% of over 35,000 American adults surveyed in 2017 believe that God is a person with whom people can have a relationship. 74% believe in life after death. 74% believe in heaven.

59% believe in hell. 63% believe that scripture is the word of God. And I found this the most interesting. 92% of Americans believe in God or a universal spirit, some creative force. So according to this survey, 92% of Americans believe in the existence of some kind of spiritual, potentially undefinable possibility beyond our intellectual comprehension, some kind of life form, which means that only 8% of those survey don't live in an enchanted world. Out of the people surveyed who identified as being spiritual 79% agree that miracles occur

like today as they did in ancient times, 79% believe in the possibility of miracles. 68% believe that angels and demons are active in this world. Really important when it comes to understanding a lot of today's conspiracies. And by the way, there's a plethora of amazing stats at pewform.org all laid out and well designed graphics and charts graphs. Check it out. Sometimes if you get the chance space, there's a knowledge is power. Hail, name, right. Now let's look at some paranormal or at least non-religious numbers. A 37% of Americans believe that houses can be haunted. 25% believe in the power of astrology. 24% believe that some kind of extraterrestrials

have visited Earth at some point. 21% believe they can hear from or communicate, mentally with someone who has died. 21% believe in witches. And not like witches in the sense that people believe or followers of the Wicken kind of spirituality. And I'm talking about like Salem Witchtrial type witches, you know, cauldron's potion spells, black tabbukets.

At least 30% of time suckers can't stand Woody, puppet paranormal investigator. Oh, come on guys, it's me, Woody. I'm your friend. I'm just trying to keep you safe from demons. You know they're out there? Just trying to keep your holes plugged and your soul safe. Hey, who's there?

Get your hands off me! I'm saying you're home or I'm a neck! What is big deal, what the? He does I, Shadow chick at tillo. Arassal you on behalf of Tom's doggers who do not care for your lame jokes. I feel tingling now and soft shadow shimcock. A bother no one knows, I jerk bit and arass now in soft shadows, shamecook. I bother no one now. I was like, I jerked a bit and the rass will use some more, maybe to death. I never

pelvic thrust on puppet before. Please suck master. I'll continue to show. Sorry, new listeners. There is there is a secret world that exists here in TimeSuck. Sometimes Nimrod wills the characters from past episodes show up and confuse us and say terrible things. Just stay strong. stay strong, just ignore them, drive you mad. Back to the stats. When you look at all these numbers, as I laid out, Dr. Andrew says, and this is my favorite quote

from his entire lecture, we are living in a medieval world with high speed internet. Yes, so true. We have all this extra technology, but our minds and certain ways, and for a lot of us, haven't evolved that much in the last couple hundred years. Yeah, the technology's changed, man, but the underlying beliefs and the supernatural, then explainable, not having changed that much. So belief in the unexplainable and especially belief that malevolent entities such as demons are not only real, but active in our world,

very important element and understanding the conspiratorial mind. And dark forces surround us. Another equally important component of the conspiratorial mind is a belief in secret groups, strong belief in order to believe in the possibility of the new world order, you have to obviously believe in the reality of secret agencies that can be working against us. And before we start picturing the stereotype of some 40 year old man, you know, living in his mother's basement covered Cheeto dust,

sitting on his computer in some chat room, ran about Kim Trails, you know, they're poisoning the skies, they're jogging us. A dollar census waking out of fences to win the UN helicopters to come from Canada where I'll be shut off into FEMA camps. 21st century enslavement of American system will have begun. Mom, where's that casserole?

How am I supposed to fire up tillions of my tum tum is hurting and growling? Before we start thinking about that guy, I know that a belief in secrets, a belief in large organizations that are withholding information from the general public, it is very rational actually. That does in fact happen. When large corporations prepare to roll out a new product, they do keep information secret from the public because amongst other reasons,

they don't want their competitors to get ahold of that info and beat them to the punch and cut into their corporate profit. Kentucky Fried Chicken really does guard the secret blend of 11 different herbs and spices. The recipe for Coca-Cola is a fiercely kept secret. I've signed numerous non-disclosure agreements over the years when being considered for some reality show and the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other general public. The CIA has publicly disclosed numerous secret things they've done using taxpayer money to do so that are morally questionable at best, such as dosing strangers with LSD and San Francisco in the early 1960s. We talked about that in the MK Ultra Suck, bonus suck gate,

and why was the CIA doing that? Because they wanted to develop a mind control drug to use supposedly to extract information from foreign spies. All justified by the CIA, all justified by the Cold War, by the belief that Russians were doing the same thing. Pretty fucking scary. Our government put doses of LSD into the drinks of unsuspecting bar patrons, unsuspecting American citizens, sitting in a bar, a zervosisco. That happened. That's a fact. We know that was done. We know that in 1932 the US government's public health service working with a Tuskegee, Tuskegee, Tuskegee, God, whatever, Institute, began a study to record the natural history of syphilis and hopes of justifying treatments for African Americans. Well, they said, and

the hopes of justifying treatments, really, they were just used these poor people as guinea pigs. It was called the Tuskegee study of untreated syphilis in the Negro male. The study initially involved 600 black men. 399 with syphilis, 201 who did not have the disease. And it was conducted without the benefit of patients and form consent. Researchers told the men they were being treated for quote unquote bad blood. Local term used to describe several ailments including syphilis, anemia, fatigue. And truth, they weren't treated for shit. They weren't given the treatment, they needed to cure their easily curable disease. In exchange for taking part in the study,

the men received free medical exams, free meals, burial insurance, although originally projected the last for six months, the study went on for 40 years, four fucking decades. All the way until 1972, even though penicillin was known to cure syphilis by 1947. And it was only stopped then because it was exposed. This happened. Our government lied to its citizens in a super fucked up way, told unsuspecting citizens they were being treated when in fact they were intentionally denied treatment for treatable, devastating disease.

The US government has done horrible things to its citizens. Fact. It has created at least one massive highly secret organization, the CIA, the fact. And. It has created at least one massive, highly secret organization, the CIA, the fact. And the CIA has done some highly questionable things to its own citizens. And then there are foreign governments that definitely are secretly working against you. At the very least, government employees are meeting in secret to figure out how to harm the citizens of other nations. Russia isn't going to tell the US, you know, exactly what it might do to US citizens in the outbreak of war and vice versa. North Korea Is going to share all the tricks that probably has up its sleeves regarding how it handles South Korea and though in the outbreak of war and vice versa

So, you know, there are secret organizations actively working against you. That's a fact Another piece of the conspiratorial puzzle is the conspiracy obsessed culture we live in American specifically fascinated with secret groups. How many TV shows have been made about secret underground organizations working against the best interests of American citizens? 24 agents of shield, Lindsey actually worked on an agency shield in the costume department for that show,

Buffy, Angels and demons, the X-Files, X-Files huge, and the 90s is my favorite show. And it was all about massive conspiracies, between, I guess the one major conspiracy between aliens and various leaders of our world's governments. And the obsession continues with the youth today. Like my son, Kyler, told me last year, his seventh grade class, obsessed with the Illuminati.

None of his classmates seemed to be able to define it, but they definitely believed in its existence. There was a shadow government out there pulling strings. Also, learning credence to the possibility of one world government, new world order, are historical alliances, and extremely powerful internationally connected families. Those do exist. As we learned in last week's World War I, a line says, have been made between the various powers of Europe.

As we also learned in that suck, a lot of European leaders have been related by blood. There are numerous historical blood ties between the nations of Europe. Steps have been taken in a sense to have one family, one government rule a vast chunk of the civilized world. Several members of the Habsburg family have been Holy Roman emperors. The Habsburg dynasty split in the 16th century to rule in Spain as well as in Austria. The Spanish Habsburgs went on to rule much of Italy and Sicily. There were half-sperg lords of the Netherlands, Duke Suburgeny, kings of Spain and Portugal,

King Philip, the second of Spain was technically also the king of England for a time. Kings of Hungary and Bohemia have been half-spergs. Even Mexico had a half-sperg emperor in the mid-19th century for a few years. Members of the House of a, a, a, or the House, yeah, Capitans have ruled France, Spain, Portugal, Naples, Sicily, Albania, Poland, Hungary, Luxembourg, and more. A few have even ruled Brazil. When you look at some of these ancient royal families and you also look at historical

colonial powers attempts to legitimately colonize IE take over the world, when world powers fought each other to colonize the Americas, Africa, parts of Asia. A one world government doesn't seem that far-fetched. When you look at how Europe itself had nations either take over or try to take over the continent, it's recently as World War II when the Nazis gave it a go, not that hard to see how the existence of a plot for one government to take over the world is, is a somewhat logical assumption to believe it.

However, the Nazis didn't try to hide their attempt to colonial powers of Europe, Britain, Spain, France, et cetera. They didn't hide their dreams of expansion. They didn't operate in secret. There isn't a historical precedent of a large secret organization, you know, ruling, you know, vast quantities of the world. Or is there? Or is there? If you're a conspiracy believer, you can easily say, well, it's a fucking secret. You dummy. Of course, there's no evidence. Open your third eye.

The plan for the New World Order has been emotional the whole time. People pulling strings in secret hiding in plain sight. Wake up, sheep. Okay. So now that we understand a little bit about how real events have proven to us, the government isn't about, uh, uh, uh, isn't above, excuse me, hiding secrets from us the government isn't about uh... uh... isn't above excuse me hiding secrets from us it isn't about harmony isn't above uh... harming its own citizens and how belief in an enchanted world does open the minds of a majority of americans to the possibility of invisible forces

and a belief in some of those forces actively working against us a belief in the new world order is not as implausible as it may seem at first glance but does that mean it exists? Or that it even makes sense for it to exist? We'll get to that. But first let's dig into the historical origins in development of this particular conspiracy

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at checkout. This is Lisa's best offer. Lisa.com slash time suck promo code time suck Thank you. And now time for today's Time Suck timeline. Shrap on those boots soldier. We're marching down a time-suck timeline. and understand the origins of the Illuminati, you have to understand the origin of the Freemasons. As we discuss way back in the Freemasons sucks, the Freemasons gave Bertie Illuminati, and as we'll discuss soon the Illuminati, we give Bertie the belief in the New World Order. So all kind of tied together. Doodle a lack of documentation,

or because of Illuminati trickery? There is no real solid evidence of secret, ritualized Freemason gatherings, prior to 1717 when four Freemason lodges formed the first grand lodge of England. The earliest hard evidence of ritualized Freemasonry that links the Freemasons of Old to the Freemasons of the 18th century and today is the Regius poem of 1390, Regius meaning of or belonging to a king.

And I can't read the original text because I don't speak 14th century middle English, especially when it's put together in rhyming couplets. It looks like fucking gibberish to me. The document according to scholars who are to be fair, probably in on it. Like Alex Jones says, states of the document talks about how the craft

of masonry was brought to England in the 10th century. And the Regist poem speaks of how all the masons of the land came to the king for direction as to their good governance, governance, how king, uh, uh, uh, Asselstand together with the nobility and landed gentry forged the 15 articles, um, and 15 points for their rule. This is followed by 15 articles for the master concerning both moral behavior, you know, like do not harbor thieves, do not take bribes, attend church regularly, et cetera. And the operation of work on a building site

do not make your Mason's labor at night. Teach apprentices properly, do not take on jobs that you cannot do, et cetera. And I'm not gonna go into much more depth here because we already did a two-parter on the free Mason's bonus suck 15 episode 69, you know, three hours of free Mason's plus another three plus hours on the night's tempers. It's probably enough, probably enough.

But I would like to remind you that if this all sounds suspicious, you know, the masons are in it with the, you know, royalty. Just remember that masons were an incredibly important, they were an important group of people in medieval Europe because they designed the castles and other fortifications. They built the churches. Very, very, very, very, very, important. They built the most important buildings and the kingdom of Europe when it came to both military and monarchy might and spiritual power. You don't have strong castles. You don't have strong fortresses. You're not going to last as a kingdom. You don't have beautiful churches. You're not going to inspire your people to tie their very souls to your kingdom.

And you don't get great castles and great churches without kickass, Masonic, knowledge, hail Mimot. In the Mason's, protected that knowledge and handed it down to only those they dishean worthy of receiving it to keep their kingdom safe, to keep their trade strong, to have their trade continue to be invaluable to kingdoms. Now, could an organization like that have used a cult or satanic powers to

to build their fortresses via some type of black magic could they've used ancient alien technology could even work for those aliens could they still be working for them could those those aliens be reptilian i mean yeah sure i guess so uh... you know to any dancer could be the devil i could have two pairs of balls, Tony Danza could be the devil. I could have two pairs of balls.

My mom might be the world's best harmonica player. My neighbor might have built a spaceship out of aluminum foil and positive energy, but I've really fucking doubt it. These are all things you can't just easily disprove, but it appears that Mason's used good old geometry and grit to build their structures, not Luciferian or extraterrestrial trickery. Contrary to what is

repeated all over the web and what is stated on imaginative shows like ancient aliens, also, we do know how the pyramids were built. This is another thing about these maasons. You must have used black magic because they built the pyramids and nobody is impossible, even using modern technology, no one can even do it. That's just not true. That's bullshit. It would be a suck in and of itself to describe into tale, but building the pyramids just involved an enormous workforce, made up primarily of slave and peasant laborers

working for decades, enormous limestone quarries, boats, canals, pulley systems, elaborate pulley systems, and talented masons. There is evidence regarding how they were built in the forms of ancient papyrus scrolls written a few thousand years ago by men who actively worked on the pyramids and a lot of archaeological evidence.

But there obviously isn't video. You know, this happening when no one's recreating this today because it'll be super fucking expensive just to solve an argument. There isn't definitive step by step blueprint, so there is some mystery to it and where there is mystery with things like this, conspiracies flourish. Conspiracies flourish in the land of maybe the origins of some type of actual stone basins go back beyond the earliest known Egyptian pyramids, which are found at Sacara, Northwest of Memphis, the earliest among these was constructed between 2630 BCE, 2611 BCE.

So, for a long time, there's been people building impressive stuff. Jumping back to the Freemasons, so no one actually knows within any certainty how or when the Masonic fraternity we know of now was formed, the most widely accepted theory among Masonic scholars is that it rose from the Stone Mason skills during the Middle Ages because that's what the rituals come from that Mason's used today. It comes from a Middle Age, from that Mason's used today. Comes from a middle age, you know, a stone-macing guild of rituals. Freemason history is tricky because Freemasonry and Prussia, Bavaria, Austria, and the late 18th century was disorganized, confusing for a variety of reasons.

Lots of competing orders. Lots of competing rights were invented, many of which have little or nothing to do with the original notions of English craft free masonry. These new orders were names, were free masons in name only. And if you think this whole timeline is just gonna be vague dates like that, don't worry. We're getting to more documented stuff now.

It's just the origins are just very, very murky. The origins of the Illuminati, the real Illuminati, not murky. We know exactly when they got going and who started this secret society. It was in Bavaria in 1776, a professor of religious law named Adam Weissacht formed a group called the Order of the Perfectableists, basically perfectionists, with the notion that through mutual aid, philosophical discussions, careful advice, they can improve morality and virtue, oppose evil, improve society, and thus reform the world. It wasn't Masonic, but soundimasonic, and in fact, Vysop did take some of his ceremonies

from rituals from some free mason lodges that were formed in his area, because he had looked into being a free mason earlier, was familiar with their rights. And in forming a group like this, it seems super weird to you. Just remember that again, as we discussed in those free mason sucks, a variety of members' only organizations were very popular in the 18th and 19th centuries in Europe, also in America and around the globe.

Dudes back then love the boys club, right? Some women love the girls club. It was the odd fellows, the mouselage Rebecca's. They all have their elaborate rituals. Why? I don't know, some members can have fun so they can network for new business opportunities, meet like-minded and-or-interesting people,

get away from their families, and because we're hurt animals, and it's just fucking fun to be in a club. You know, TimeSug has its own club. Now, the space lizards, I started it, and we have some rituals. Uh, some things we say, and I'm gonna add more, you know?

Secret Shake, we got it already. Why not add more? Man, life is short. Get weird with it. It's fun. Who doesn't like having some secrets? And this Vysot fella, he's probably the most important name in illuminati lore. He's considered by many to be the founder of the illuminati.

I mean, he was. He was the founder of that illuminati group. Born in 1748, an Ingolstadt, a city in the electorate of Bavaria, now modern-day Germany, Vysot was the descendent of Jewish converts to Christianity. And why did they convert? Because antisemitic sentiment was rampant in Europe and life was easier if you were part of the in-crowd, which was Christianity in Bavaria. And you tended to live longer and not get lynched or executed if you were not Jewish.

Orphaned at a young age, Adam Scottily uncle took care of his education and rolled him in a Jesuit school. After completing his studies, Faisop became professor of natural and canon law at the University of Inglestat. Mary started a family on the surface, had a very conventional, you know, nice career. Until 1874, when the Bavarian state learned of his incendiary ideas. As a boy, he was an avid reader, consuming books by the latest French enlightenment philosophers in his uncle's library, and ideas as we know can be dangerous things.

But very early in the late 18th century, he was deeply conservative, deeply Catholic, and vice-op started to have a lot of questions. And churches in general don't like a lot of questions historically. He started to think that the monarchy and the church were repressing freedom of thoughts. He became convinced that religious ideas were no longer an adequate belief system to govern modern societies. And he decided to define another form of illumination, a set of ideas and practices that could be applied to radically change the way European states were run. Free thinking, challenging the supremacy of religious scripture and church leaders, historically a very good way to get yourself killed, or at least in a whole heap of trouble.

Free Masonry was expanding throughout Europe at this time, offering attractive alternatives to free thinkers like Vysopped, and he initially thought of joining the lodge, but became disillusioned with many of the Freemasons ideas, threw himself into books, dealing with such esoteric themes as the mysteries of the Seven Sages and Kabbalah, and decided to found a new secret society of his own.

Uh oh, looking in the new ways to worship, to don't include the existing established clergy. Great way to get in a lot of trouble. Seven sages or seven wise men is the title given by ancient Greek tradition to seven early six century BCE philosophers, statesmen, law givers who were renowned in the following centuries for the wisdom. the first statesmen, law givers who were renowned in the following centuries for the wisdom. Men such as Stalas of Miletus, a priest of Cratic Greek, a man regarded by Aristotle as the first philosopher in the Greek tradition. A man historically recognized as the first individual in Western civilization known to have entertained and engaged in scientific philosophy.

And Full Discoge, I forgot to look up his name phonetically. So I'm thinking Thales could be Thales. So, you know, I just wanna put that out there. Kabbalah is a form of Jewish mysticism, a collection of old texts and rituals, written to guide one towards direct communication with God. So Adam was a curious dude. I think he would enjoy time suck.

I think he'd be a space lizard. He was doing deep dives into subjects like Jewish mysticism and ancient Greek philosophy and the Catholic Church and organization that a spiritual that had a spiritual stranglehold on most of Europe at that time didn't particularly care for that. You know any other idea that isn't there as his competition and been big, highly profitable organizations like the Catholic Church do not like competition. There is only so much tithing to go around. do not like competition. There is only so much tithing to go around. In the late 18th century, where we're pissing off the church, might not get you burned to the stake, like a wooden previous centuries. You could get you thrown in jail, fired from your job, have your life

ruined. The more Adam studied, the less of a fan of the Catholic church and the nation's controlled by the Pope, he became. He also became less of a fan of the Bavarian government, finding them intellectually oppressive, and it began to dream of a revolution. He wanted to create a world with freedom, as he wrote, from all religious prejudices, cultivates the social virtues, and animates them by a great, a feasible, and speedy prospect of universal happiness. To achieve this, it was necessary to create a state of liberty and moral equality, freed from the obstacles which subordination, rank, and riches continually thrown our way. And then on the night of May 1st, 1776, the group that would become soon

known is the Illuminati, met to found this order in a forest near Ingolstadt, bathed in torchlight. There were only five men that first night and those five minutes established the rules that would govern the order. All future candidates for admission, required the members consent, strong reputation, with well-established familial and social connections and wealth. So there's that. In the beginning, the orders membership had three levels. Novices, Minervals, illuminated Minervals. Minerval referring to the roman goddess of wisdom and erva reflect in the orders aim to spread true knowledge illumination uh... about how society in the state might be reshaped

the illuminati to me not like a so bad right now some cool dudes into question authority and a question their spiritual municipal leaders i'm fucking into it i like it hail nirrot uh... through his lodge out of your friend and then interested several fellow masons who fancy themselves intellectuals you know he's dabble in free masonry like it, tail him, right? Through his lodge, Adam Beafrenda then interested several fellow maasons who fancy themselves intellectuals, he always dabble in a free maasonry.

And quickly, they quickly changed their name to the order of the Illuminati, meaning intellectually inspired. At first, he only convinced those four others that joining that first night and then they adopted secret names and codes to communicate with each other. Vys opt, particular had to keep his role as secret

because he was making his living as professor of Catholic canon law at a Catholic university. Under the pen name Spartacus, Vysopped outlined a secret plan to infiltrate the Freemasons overthrow the governments of nations and churches, take over the world and create here, we go a new world order of tolerance and equality. So the Illuminati was real. Real in a sense that some

dude did form a group, you know, with that name, dig it others to join, did have rituals, did want to overthrow existing governments and take over the world. In a short time, the Illuminati grew to about 2000 members. They expanded into Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Sweden, Poland, Hungary, Italy, and of course France, a friend of Vysobs, Oberin, Adolf, Nigg was a well-known Mason Bavaria and assisted Vysop with developing degree rituals based on Masonic ceremonies. Unfortunately, the Illuminati attracted both the best and worst of aristocratic society.

And its aims began to lean far more to the destroyed governments and churches side than to the improved society side. And at the same time, Vysobs, Catholic students at the University of Ingolstadt were being increasingly pumped full of his anti-Catholic rhetoric, the Jesuits figured out whose particle was and they outed him. And as the confessors to the royalty of Europe, they had their own network of spies.

And then infiltrators, and they convinced the Bavarian government to arrest him in 1784. He fled the country, but he left behind incriminating papers, outlining the Illuminati's ambitious plans for world domination. So that's true. They were widely published all over Europe to expose the illuminati's secret plans to flush out other members, many of whom would have wind up in prison. In March 1785, the Bavarian Crown passed an edict which expressly banned the illuminati. And the order supposedly died by so you know, by by 1785 the actual luminadius thought to have been gone last a few years didn't overthrow anything or so we think and what was happening

America to the formation of the illuminati the formation of our nation this is not gone unnoticed at all this timing by conspiracy theorist something that Adam killed us president George Washington and then took his place as the first president of the United States. Washington's ports on the US dollar bill is said by some to actually be vice office portrait. And what's on the back of the dollar bill? The Illuminati eye of providence.

And I used in Freemason iconography all the pieces fit hiding in plain sight. Adam became George Washington. Then put himself in a hyperbaric chamber, placed in a state of suspended animation for two centuries, reappearing. A few decades ago, as both David Ike and Alex Jones, when did you see them in the same place at the same time? It's the same puppet. Those two ass clowns make a mockery of the new world order

to make us all think it's a big laugh. When really, Hillary Clinton and President Crisis actor are selling us out to United Nations, slash free nations, slash Shriners, slash IJA, the International Association of Jugglers, which is a real organization based in Wilmington, Delaware, and their mission statement is, if you have your hands on more than two balls at the same time, you're doing it wrong.

Okay, fake mission statement, real organization. Okay, back to reality, Adam Vysov would die in exile. In 1830 in Gota, a German city, not part of the very at the time, he fled. One of the members of Vysov's illuminati group important to the new world order conspiracy, very important, who did not end up in prison or in exile, was banker, here's a big name in conspiracy lore,

mayor Rothschild. Dun dun dun. Talked about the Rothschild conspiracy of length and the secret suck. Quick recap of the Rothschilds for the general time's the audience. Mayor Rothschild was a German Jewish banker born in 1744 in Frankfurt.

He would quickly build a banking empire far and like anything the world had ever seen. He's a son of a businessman who worked in currency exchange for local mine royalty member And why did his family work in banking? Because it was one of the few careers legally available to Jewish people in the evil Europe thanks to a combination of Anti-Semitism and Christian user relapse Because these user relapse you know Actually hold on that actually let me say Jewish people were prohibited from a large variety of trades in medieval Europe,

but money lending wasn't one of them because of the usury laws. The church forbade charging interest on loans by Christians, citing the Christian notion of usury, citing such verses as Exodus 22, 25, which says, if you lend money to any of my people with you who is poor, you shall not be like a money lender to him, and you shall not exact interest from him. Also, as 1813, lens at interest and takes profit,

shall he then live? He shall not live. He has done all these abominations. He shall surely die, his blood shall be upon himself. So, in order to get around the Pope for bidding Christians to lend money, Christians including wealthy royals, they started hiring these people known as court factors. That became the term for it. A court factor was a Jewish banker who would lend their money on their behalf. It was just a classic loophole. They couldn't technically lend money, but they could hire somebody like Mayor Rothschild to lend their money and have that money make more money for them the way all great investors

do. And then, you know, if like a fee paid to Mayor, of course, and Mayor was a really, really, really good at lending money. He was the Michael Focken Jordan of money lending. And after becoming a court factor in 1769, Mayor Rothschild steadily picks up more financial clients. Eventually his expanding client base leads him to become the financial lender for Crown Prince Wilhelm in 1785.

This Prince became Wilhelm IX, a land grave of Hezsa, Castle, a large German state, and then that dude had one of the largest fortunes in Europe at the time. Then during the French Revolution, Britain hired a bunch of Hian, Hession, excuse me, mercenaries, soldiers belonging to Wilhelm and Rothschild handled the payments. And then in the early 19th century, Rothschild continued to be the banker for the very wealthy Wilhelm.

He got very wealthy off of that war, even after Napoleon invaded Hesse and Wilhelm went into exile. And he and Wilhelm made a bunch of money, financing sneaking goods into Hesse, past the blockade, then Napoleon had set up, and Mayor also had 10 kids,

and he brought several of these kids into the increasingly lucrative family trade. You know, right time, right place, they capitalized on great opportunity in 1798. He sent his third born son, Nathan Mayor Rothschild, born in 1777, then only 21 years old to England to further family investments in textiles. And you know, if you see that date,

at the very end of the 18th century, right? This is all in that same timeline of, you know, the Freemasons getting going. And you know, this is a Luminati group and everything. So for conspiracy, it's like, oh man, all the pieces are right there. By 1804, Nathan was able to open a bank in London, the Rothschild's family's first foreign branch, the youngest son James born in 1792,

sent to Paris in 1811 and only 19 to open another bank and enhancing the family's ability to operate across Europe, following the Napoleonic Wars, James played a major role in financing the construction of railways and mining businesses that helped make France industrial power at the time. And then they had kids who became bankers and long story short the Rothschilds became the wealthiest family in the world. The wealthiest family in the world that ever seen. And the head of their family was in the Illuminati. He actually helped fund the Illuminati.

So the head of the world's first most powerful banking family is the same man who funded the illuminati. Dun, dun, dun. This is not conspiracy. This is truth. This is documented fact. The rock tiles became the bankers for numerous European nations. Nations run by royals often related to one another. It all does paint quite a picture. Now let's get back to the end of the 19th century. Excuse me, the end of the 18th century. At 1798, less than 15 years after the fall of the Illuminati, Scottish pro monarchist, a guy named John Robinson, Robinson, wrote proofs of a conspiracy against all the religions and governments of Europe carried on in the secret meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati,

and reading societies collected from good authorities. That is the actual meetings of Freemasons, Aluminati, and reading societies collected from good authorities. That is the actual title of the book. I've talked about this in the secret suck. And then also a French abbot named Augustine Baroule was working on a four volume work memoirs illustrating the history of Jacobinism, Jacobinism, Jesus. Both these works put forth the theory that the Illuminati had caused a French Revolution by roaming the countryside, planting the vile seeds of Heresy,

Heresy and revolt among happy and contented French peasants. And there may be truth to that. The Revolution did begin in 1789, just a few years after Adam Vysop and other Illuminati members did go into exile. They really did want to overthrow governments in Europe and begin a new. So they probably did plant the seeds of heresy and revolt. Part of the rules works would later then be plagiarized. This mythology just keeps building. It'd be plagiarized and rewritten a century later as anti-Jewish propaganda, a primary source document for many new world-order believers.

Probably the most damaging propaganda that's ever been written in the history of Earth, the notorious, the protocols of the elders of Zion. Let's jump ahead a little bit to 1903 right after a word from our final awesome sponsor. Our today's time stock is brought to you by the Great Courses Plus. With the Great Courses Plus, you can continue learning about all the things you still want to know, watching, listening to award- winning experts as they explore fast-standing people, places and ideas with unlimited access to thousands of lectures. There's always something new to explore. Now I recommend currently lecture number 19 from the course, Your Deceptive Mind,

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protocols of the elders of Zion were serialized in a Russian newspaper called the banner, the version of the protocols that has endured and has been translated into dozens of language, was first published in Russia in 1905 as an appendix to the great in the small, the coming of the anti-Christ and the rule of Satan on Earth, fun book, fun pamphlet, by Russian writer and mystic and fucking lunatic,

Sergei, Sergei, and Nylus. In 24 chapters or protocols, allegedlyji, uh, surjay, uh, and, and isle. In 24 chapters or protocols, allegedly minutes from meetings of Jewish leaders, the protocols describes the secret plans of the, of the Jews to rule the world by manipulating the economy, controlling the media, fostering religious conflict. Hitler was a big fan of this book. So was Lenin, so was Stalin. Uh, they would use it extensively and anti-Semitic propaganda. Millions of Jewish people have died because of these lies. Old school mass slander, man. We've talked at length and numerous sucks about how the Jewish people have had

a tremendously rough go of things throughout most of European history. Because the Muslims had empires, the Christians had empires, but in medieval Europe, the Jewish people never did. They were continually a small minority, misunderstood, and whatever majority culture they lived in, at least in Europe, and due mainly to the Christian mythology of having, the Jewish people having a lot to do with the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Christian saver, they were constantly labeled as traitorous and untrustworthy. You know, they were continually persecuted. If you were a terrible ruler, and it would benefit you to blame some small group of people

for all your country's problems, oh, bing bing Jewish people easy target that's the go to uh... great target as well for conspiracies nineteen twenty one the London Times presented conclusive proof that the protocols were a quote clumsy plagiarism the times confirmed that the protocols had been copied in large part from a french political satire that never even mentioned Jewish people uh... marie's jolly's a dialogue and hell between Machiavelli and Montes-Sacue, in 1864, other investigations revealed that one chapter of a Prussian novel, Herman Gouci-Bierrez,

in 1868, also inspired the protocols. And as I've already said, the French abbot Augustin Baroul was plagiarized for this as well. And so what do they say in these things? These protocols, well here's a little quote from Protocol 11, the totalitarian state. Yeah, that's not familiar. The goyum, which is non-Jewish people, the goyum are a flock of sheep and we are their wolves.

And you know what happens when the wolves get a hold of the flock? They start f***ing them. First in the vagina, then in the butt. Now, that's not what it says. It says, when the wolves get all the flock, there is another reason also why they will close their eyes. For we shall keep promising them to give back all the liberties we have taken as soon as we have quelled the enemies of peace and tamed all parties.

It is not worthwhile to say anything about how long a time they will be kept waiting for the return of their liberties. For what purpose then have we invented this whole policy? And insinuated it into the minds of the gois without giving them any chance to examine its underlying meaning? For what indeed, if not in order to obtain, in a roundabout way? What is for our scattered tribe unattainable by the direct road? It is this which has served as the basis for our organization of secret masonry, which

is not known to, and aims which are not even so much as suspected by these goy cattle, attracted by us into the show army of Masonic lodges in order to throw dust in the eyes of their fellows. And now we're getting into the meat of the shit, the nitty-gritty. See what this propaganda, this provenly plagiarized propaganda is doing, this, the nation lists Jewish people holding secret meetings to get what they really want. The world meetings where they declare their superiority to all other people brag about manipulating the world's Christians. And then this propaganda ties the Freemasons of Conspiracy.

The Freemasons are tied. As we know, to the Illuminati, the Illuminati tied to the Rothschilds, the Rothschilds, the wealthiest family in Europe by the early 19th century tied to the various monarchies of Europe. America is born from those monarchies. It's all the same families. Everything's connected. Don't you see it, sheeple?

And then in the 1960s, new texts are written by a couple anarchist hippies of all people that revive these old paranoid fears and shape them into a new vision of the New World Order. I had a fascinating dig into these guys this week. Did not know anything about them. I saw very, very, very interesting. in the mid sixties mid nineteen sixties handful of copies of a small printed text emerged within the lsd loving

authority uh... or else the loving authority establishment of the american youth principia discordia this book was a parody text for a parody face discordionism conjured up by enthusiastic anarchists and thinkers to bid its readers to worship, Iris, the Greek goddess of chaos. The discordian movement,

collective that wished to cause civil disobedience through practical jokes and hoaxes. I think of the nihilists, I think of like, member flea, those actors in the Big Lebowski, just agents of chaos. The text itself never amounted to anything more than a little counter-culture curiosity, but agents of chaos. The text itself never mounted to anything more than a little counterculture curiosity,

but one of the tenants of the faith that such miscreant activities could bring about social change and force individuals to question the parameters of reality was immortalized by another author, Robert Anton Wilson, this son of a bitch. We have him specifically to thank for a lot of today's idiots of the internet comments This Wilson and one of the authors of the principia discordia carry thorny Well, they decided that the world was becoming too authoritarian too tight too close too controlled

They wanted to bring chaos back into society to shake things up and the way to do that was to spread disinformation to disseminate misinformation to all portals to counter culture to the mainstream media to whatever means necessary And they decided that they would do that initially by telling stories about the quote unquote illuminati Wilson worked for the men's magazine playboy and he and thorny They started sending in fake letters from readers talking about a secret elite organization known as the illuminati And then they would just send in more letters that would contradict the first letters they'd written, just give everybody all worked up. And I do find this pretty funny

because I also worked at Playboy. I worked for the pay-per-view branch of the business, hosting the Playboy Morning Show for two years. And our producers there used to make up fan mail for our show because knowing whatever sent anything and it was intelligent. We would occasionally do these segments based on fan mail for our show because knowing whatever sent anything and there was intelligence. We would occasionally do these segments based on fan mail and if you read the real fan mail,

it would just say stuff like, how can you guys don't show penetration? Hey, does Andrew like anal? When you guys didn't get some bitches with some bigger tits? I mean, seriously, it's fucking just gross. Just disgusting. It made me hate the show.

I was on more than I already did. It was just dumb shits, riding in dumb, misogynistic type. Just fucking jerk off trolls. That was a lot of the audience. And so our producers, they were embarrassed by that too. They didn't wanna create more of that. So they would just write fan letters

that read a little bit more intelligently. They would write stuff like, hi, I love your show. This is for Andrea, Andrea, my wife and I enjoy role playing, but I have a hard time staying. Well, hard when I pretend to be someone else. I worry that my wife secretly would rather have sex with someone anyone other than me. Are my concerns valid or am I letting my insecurities into the bedroom? And then she could say something intelligent back to it. No one ever actually wrote in a letter like that. And supposedly from just talking to other producers, that shit happens all the time on shows

and in print. Not on this one. If you can trust me, every time soccer letter has been real. But now these guys make me want to throw one of my lies into an update just because it would be fun to fuck with listeners, but I won't do that because I do I need to trust me, which is why I always call out my lies. So anyway, these guys, I'm guessing they had a blast manipulating playboy readers into thinking the Illuminati was a real and active threat to the American two American life. Oh man, I mean, can you imagine making up those letters and then you're sitting in a bar like six months later and you just hear

Some wacky dude in the corner like, listen up with like a lumenati has been trying to do that. I read all about it. Uh, so Wilson and his buddies, they're not the only ones talking about illuminati type organizations during the counterculture revolution of the 1960s. Uh, previously unknown author Mary M. Davidson publishes the profound revolution in 1966, a manifesto, positing that the new world order hides in plain sight Detailing how real life institutions like the Federal Reserve the council on four relations a US government operate as Fronts for the international banker see there we go protocols is on a shadow establishment and by international banker No, again, yes

She just means the descendants of the the Rothschilds and all that kind of stuff their friends This book amplified themes of communist infiltration, advanced and best sellers like John Stormers 1964, none dare call it treason. Alex Jones' favorite book, two story, William Guy Cars, the Red Fog over America and Ponds in the game, published in Britain in the 1950s,

then republished in America in the 1960s, 70s and 80s. One, world government classics that warn of a very particular political trajectory. First, they, they, they floored it to water. Next, it's World War three. And like Alex Jones once said, they're putting chemicals in the water. They're turning the frickin' frogs gay. It's where that's a real quote.

Do any of these books possess any real evidence to back up their claims? No. None are taken seriously by any academics, which just feeds the conspiracy of course they're not taken seriously. They're laughed off because the academic elites are in on it. Secret Mason's part of the ongoing Illuminati, Zionist puppets of the Zionist actively bringing about the new world order. And of course these books are going to be paranoid about communism.

The Cold War is still growing strong. The Russians still to boogieman. Why what is the Federal Reserve anyway? The council for in relations, since these things get mentioned. Well, the Federal Reserve was created on December 23rd, 1913 when Woodrow Wilson, acting president, signed the Federal Reserve Act into law. But the Federal Reserve system often referred to as the Federal Reserve was simply the Fed, Central Bank of the U.S. created by Congress to provide the nation with a safe, or more flexible, more stable monetary and financial system. And right now, I'm actually not reading off of notes. Right now, there's a limonaut, there's a reptilian in the room, and he's just holding up, he's holding up like QCUCART signs. And he's telling me exactly what to say. And then there's another reptilian

that has Kyler and Rode, and it's like, fuck, do you want me to fucking choke him now? You fucking tell? This is what you tell people. The Federal Reserve's responsibility is falling to four general areas. One is conducting the nation's monetary policy by influencing money in credit conditions,

in the economy, in pursuit of full employment, stable prices. Another one's supervising and regulating banks, other important financial institutions to ensure the safety and soundness of the nation's banking and financial system to protect the credit rights of consumers. Another one is killing any U.S. President such as JFK who threatens the power of the Federal Reserve to manipulate the economy of the United States on behalf of evil Satan worshiping international Jewish bankers. That of course is a lie, but not one I made up.

That's one out there that a lot of conspiracy theorists believe. Another real one is maintaining the stability of the financial system and containing systemic risk that may arise in financial markets. Another one's providing certain financial service to the US government, US financial institutions, foreign, official institutions, playing a major role in operating, overseeing the nation's payment systems. So that's what the Fed does. And the Federal Reserve has been a target of conspiracy theorists in its inception, who believe in a lot of the things that is run by foreigners, not part of the

US government, prints money that pleases, never audited, that had Kennedy killed. The bank is not run by foreigners. Federal Reserve is run by a combination of Federal Reserve Board and the 12 Federal Reserve banks who together formed the governance of the system and a board of governors is comprised of Americans. And the reserve is part of the government. The board of governors and the Federal Reserve system is a government entity. Seven members, including the chairman or a noint or appointed, a nointed, mmm, I almost let out my lizard, anointed by the king of the Illuminati.

No, they're appointed by the president with the advice you can send to the Senate and report semi-annually to Congress. And I'm glad these positions are not elected by the way. I want someone who knows the most about money or running the economy, not someone who wins a popularity contest. Regarding printing money, the Bureau of engraving

and printing does that. They're part of the US treasury. The Fed does get to decide how much that to add to the economy though, how much to circul printing does that the part of the US Treasury the fed does get to decide how much that to add to the economy though how much to circulate and the fed is audited feds board of governors subject to an audit every year by firm using generally accepted accounting principles zero evidence of the fed being involved in the Kennedy assassination why is the fed tied to the new world order conspiracy because of the international Jewish banking conspiracies we discussed because they control the money and you know people control the money have to be in a conspiracy.

You know, whether it's a secret shadow government making lots of money. What about the council on foreign relations? It's a think tank founded in 1921, headquartered in New York City, office in Washington, DC, dedicated to being a resource for its members, including government officials in order to help them better understand the world and the foreign policy choices facing the US and other countries. It has about 5,000 members and dozens of secretaries of state, CIA directors, bankers, other senior politicians have been members or our members. Regular citizens can also be members, Angelina Jolie randomly as a member.

To be a member, all you have to do is sacrifice one red blooded American patriot to the Jewish reptilian masters of the group who do live in a bunker, 666 miles below Jerusalem that is separate from hell only by a small door made from the skin of virgin martyrs. Behold, bufflement, leader of the underground Zionist federation of bankers, hail Satan, slave master to the Goyum masses. Uh, no. That'll now probably be edited out and spread around the internet as proof that I'm part of the conspiracy.

Now to become a member, you just have to be a US citizen or a permanent resident applying to be cis and, uh, and pay annual dues. It's a group of people who understand that the US is never going to enter some crazy isolationist period. We have to work with, we have to trade with, we have to provide aid in military to other fucking countries. So we should probably study how best to work with those countries. Easy to see though how this translates into working for a one-world government.

Okay, 1972. Fear is Christian, anti-Communist paranoia, an interest in organizational cultural activities were coming together in the late 50s and 60s as well as evidence by the formation of the John Birch Society in 1958, which saw civil rights legislation, the rise of the welfare state, regulations around occupational safety as evidence of a coming one world government and then in 1972 conservative commentator Gary Allen publishes none dare call it conspiracy prefaced by California Congressman John Smiths,

which extends the paranoia to deficit spending and basic banking, offering tales of how organizations like the Council on Foreign Relations, the Tri-Lateral Commission, carry forth the economic agenda of an invisible, global power elite, it sells five million copies. New world order, new world order.

Here come those fucking black UN helicopters, our own government sold us out. Except those black helicopters still aren't here in 2018, right? We're still free. I can still say crazy shit on stage and on this mic, on this podcast. One, new world order, how can I not suppress in me? Or am I in on it? I mean, now that I think about it

There is a giant pentagram under the carpet of my in my basement that I did draw on blood of a local church leader They went missing and If if I push all five points the pentagram at once a secret tunnel does open up beneath my basement And it does lead now that I think about it to the Denver airport and it is full of state Satan worshiping reptilians and Jewish bankers who do they give me gold they throw me bags of gold Yeah, here's another bag of gold spread your lies To throw people off the truth and all they asked was for me not to tell you guys about a fuck. God damn it Hey, Joe, we're gonna have to erase the last few. Per the explicit instructions of my new world order masters, Halleux of Vienna.

The Trilateralist Commission, just mentioned them, who are they? They're a non-governmental discussion group, aka Think Tank of Swartz, founded by David Rockefeller, oh, Rockefellers, and in July 1973, a foster cooperation between Japan, Western Europe and North America. They had their first biennual meeting in October of 1973 in Tokyo. When David Rockefeller proved his loyalty to the Japanese new world order elite

by eating a white Christian baby in front of his masters while pissing on an American flag draped over a few more babies while being annually penetrated by a train of 10 international Jewish bankers. Woo! New world order. And I really did have their first meeting in Tokyo. David Rockefeller was a powerful US banker

who died in 2017, the age of 101. He should have died at 71, but he lived often infusion of reptilian DNA for another 30 years. His fortunes were estimated at over $3 billion at the time of his death. He also graduated cum laude from Harvard, 1936. Once a day to JFK, sister Kathleen, studied economics at London School of Economics and got a PhD from the University of Chicago in 1940.

He worked for the US military intelligence offices in World War II. He was a CEO of Chase Man, a Hatton Bank from 1969 to 1980. His family owns Chase Man, Chase Man, a Hatton Bank. Chase 1969 to 1980. His family owns Chase Manhattan Bank. Chase Bank, the Rockefeller family initially made its money petroleum in the late 19th century. John D Rockefeller, the patriarch, John D Rockefeller Jr. would acquire Chase Bank and they'd been one of the wealthiest families in America ever since. And they talked with people from other countries countries they promote relationships with other countries and the only reason to do that is to form a new world order wake up people. Uh, and Gary Allen, author of non-colloconspiracy, the book again that Alex Jones would read

as a teenager that would form his mind. Um, uh, he also write the Rockefeller file in 1976, all about the Rockefellers conspiring with international bankers to manipulate the world's economies and rule the world new world order. Okay, year earlier, 1975, the chaos of the illuminati myths spreading Robert Anton Wilson, that anarchist playboy writer and another playboy writer, Robert Che, uh, write the illuminatus trilogy in 1975, which attempts or attributes, excuse me,

cover ups of our times like great corrupts, like the JFK assassination to the Illuminati. The books become such a surprise cult success that they're made into a successful stage play in Liverpool. Now it's one of the world's most popular theories. Even celebrities like J.D. and Beyonce take on the Illuminati symbolism.

A 1978 William Luther Pierce publishes the Turner Diaries, a vivid racist novel about the 2009 uprising, excuse me of the downtrodden organization, a white revolutionary movement against the all-powerful system, the left-wing Jewish government. The book, which begins with the passage of gun control legislation, becomes a wholly text of the paranoid, racist, kind of very far alt-right. Pierce was inspired by fear that the new world order establishment would act first to confiscate the weapons of those who might resist the takeover 1993 former Air Force officer academic Tech's Mars and his wife Wanda published a perfect name for your pet start harmless First in many books they would write to help readers in their careers and personal lives

But then by the late 80s and early 90s, things start to fucking take some turns. Mars begins exposing the nefarious ways in which the political establishment is beholden to an anti-Christ, saying Newt Gingrich is a closet Marxist and a member of the occultic secret society known as the Bohemian Grove. He told that to a reporter in 1996, what's the Bohemian Grove? Told that to a reporter in 1996. What's the Bohemian Grove? Well, every July, some of the richest and most powerful men in the world gather at a 2700 acre compound in Monterey, California for two weeks of heavy drinking, super secret talks, rituals, drew it like worship, prominent business leaders, former US presidents, musicians,

oil barons, more have met under the guideline of weaving spiders come not here, which means business deals are to be left outside, but they're not always left outside. One exception, 1942, planners of the Manhattan Project took the planning of the Manhattan Project. Excuse me, took place at the Grove, which led to the creation of the atomic bomb, New World Order believer, Alex Jones infiltrated grove with a cameraman in 2000 and captured footage of guys wearing costumes talking about nature. Huh? Uh, which it looks to me like a summer camp for the wealthy and powerful, but are you

sensing a pattern here? Whenever rich and powerful people meet in secret, especially if they meet with an international audience, it all feeds the new world order conspiracy. On March 6, 1991, President George H. W. Bush gives a speech to Congress detailing the possibilities for global cooperation and internationalism in a post-cold war world. And his speech includes a very poor choice of words. He says, we can see a new world coming into view, a world in which there is a very real prospect of a new world order. Fuckin alarm bells going off. Hide and then plane sight that illuminati motherfucker sell them to the globalists.

It's all there. Bush's words authorize a variety of fears, including that one world government overseen by the United Nations. Clothes of the Cold War introduces a new panic, the new new world order, you know, announced by globalization and NAFTA style borderlessness is now coming into focus. It's tied to the UN. A 1991 Pat Robertson publishes the new world order and crams a litany of villains, free

mason's wall street. Of course, the council on foreign relations, new age mystics, and to a New York Times best seller. In 1992, anxiety about NAFTA's effects on national sovereignty, of course through Operation Vampire killer 2000. It's author a former Arizona police sergeant named Jack McLam will found an organization called police and military against the new world order. He's taken it that fucking far. McLams vampires are metaphorical. You know, the enemy is anyone who seeks to weaken our national borders. They, the globalists, he said, have stated that the date of termination of the American way of life is the year 2000.

Why 2K? Clearly that didn't happen. I was just talking about why 2K this past Thursday on a secret suck when I spoke about Alex Jones. I'm not trying to plug the secret suck a bunch, but there's just so many parallels in this suck. I just talk about conspiracies way more there than I do here in a segment called the Third Eye of David Ike.

And I just discussed how I've grown up in North Central, Idaho, and Rickens in the mid-1990s. And there was a lot of new world order shit being discussed. A lot of it revolving at that time around this Y2K. Crazy shit was supposed to go down on New Year's Day 2000. And it all revolved around this glitch that was supposed to, it was like based on computers calendars where the way I remember it, they didn like based on computers calendars, where, you

know, the way I remember it, they didn't account for, which just sounds ridiculous, computer, or some people believe they didn't account for computers, like rolling over to the year 2000. And when that happened, it would just cause internal mayhem and computer. And basically it would shut everything down. So some weird glitch would shut everything down. And then everybody's financial assets that were tied now to the, you know, to web, we're going to go down. We're going to go down. They're going to be frozen. It was all part of this plan of the new world order to take things over.

That was everything like electrical grids because the power system is tied to computers and the computers are tied to this glitch. All the power is going to go off. Everything's going to get shut down. Storage are going to be shut down and that's when the new world order is going to sweep in and take everybody over. Put everybody in these FEMA work camps, he's slave camps, this is all in this plan laid out by books called, you know, like none dare call it conspiracy.

And people got worried about it, it sounds crazy, but like my dad not trying to dispare my dad, I love my dad. But he got so wrapped up in this that he bought a bunch of gold was hiding it in the walls of our house. He basically invested in a bunch of gold and a bunch of guns in the mid-90s so he could be ready to have gold to do transactions with because gold is always worked as currency you know when the when the fucking dollar crashes tied to this white two-case shit and uh and he could so he could buy food and resources and then lots of guns so he could defend his food and resources from the fucking anarchy that was gonna happen and the UN people in the new world order. All that shit. Ah, yeah. So, yeah, crazy.

I mean, I remember people talking about supposedly, there was UN troops hiding along the Canadian border, and they were gonna come down with their black helicopters, and the builder burgers, and the trilater lists, and all that kind of stuff. You know, all based on new world order stuff. The builder burgers, by the way, their name comes up a lot with this. The Builderburg meeting is an annual conference held since 1964 in the Netherlands named after the Builderburg Hotel. In Osterbick, Netherlands, where the first meeting took place. And the goal of the Builderburg meeting is stated by the organization to bolster a consensus

around free market, Western capitalism around the globe. In 2001, Dennis Healey, Bilderberg group founder, did say to say we were striving for a one-world government is exaggerated but not wholly unfair. Oh, this really lights up conspiracy believers. He says that those of us in Bilderberg felt we couldn't go on forever fighting one another for nothing and killing people and rendering millions homeless. So we felt that a single community throughout the world would be a good thing. Bilderberg is a way of bringing together politicians, industrialists, financiers, and journalists. Politicians should involve people who aren't politicians. We make a point of getting younger politicians who are obviously rising, bringing them together

with financiers and industrialists who offer them wise words. It increases the chances of having a sensible global policy. And then when a journalist working for the UK's Guardian, John Ronson asked Dennis in 2001, does going help your career? He said, oh yes, your new understanding of the world, your new understanding of the world will certainly help your career.

And then John said, which sounds like a conspiracy. And then Dennis said, crap, idiocy, crap. I've never heard such crap. That is the conspiracy. That is the world. It is the way things are done and quite rightly so. So, you know, da-da-da, he kind of admitted it. One man admitted that his group would prefer

that the world have a uniform capitalist in government because he believes that would reduce war and homelessness. Is that an admission of a conspiracy? Or just maybe overly optimistic, but very logical thinking. that would reduce war and homelessness, is that an admission of a conspiracy, or just maybe overly optimistic, but very logical thinking. I mean, think about what one we just talked about.

If it was one government controlling all of that, would that have happened? I mean, possibly not. November 30th, 1993, President Bill Clinton signs the Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act, as everyone knows by now, especially after government's seizures on Ruby Ridge and Waco gun control the first step

towards a one world government. From 1993 to 2002, sound silly, but the X-Files is out there and it gives a generation the gift of extreme skepticism, right? Because the most compelling storylines in the X-Files, what about UFOs, what about cryptids? It was about the smoking man and about this secret shadow government

conspiring with aliens to control the soul. February 28th, 1995, the headquarters of the new world order, AKA the Denver International Airport opens. This is a true rumor, and it comes from airport designers with the wicked sense of humor. The airport city and county planners,

clearly either Freemasons or people who like to joke about Freemason conspiracies, they chose to dedicate the airport on March 19th, 1994. And if you add up the numbers in that, the 1994-1919191919194, you get 33, right, the highest level in free masons, read the most important number in free masons, time capsule and plaques placed around the airport include Masonic symbols. They credit the new world airport commission, hilarious, section on some plaques. The airport's website, flydember.com has a section

called the Denver Files About Us Conspiracies. It addresses the airport building cost being more expensive than originally thought and blaming that on they didn't account for the construction of Illuminati headquarters. So are they just joking around or are they hiding the truth in plain sight? Wake up, sheeple!

They mock you! Stand up to your reptilian masters dig dig dig dig beneath the den for airport you find the truth actually how great would it be to read a story about a dude who gets arrested for diggin a tunnel under the den for airport to find the lizards two years to the day after the end of the wake o siege on April 19th 1995 Timothy McVeigh new world order believer who'd actually gone and watched the standoff and wake up between the branch of it is in the federal authorities. He and his conspirators detonated truck bomb outside the Alfred F. Murrah federal building

in Oklahoma City and innocuous bureaucratic building that McVey weaned on pro militial literature takes to be an expression of of a tyrannical governmental overreach. The blast kills 168 people making it the bloodiest act of homegrown terrorism up until that point in U.S. history. He does that to try and kickstart a NWO counter revolution. November 21st 1995, prodigy wraps on a remix of LL Cool Jays. I shot you saying illuminati want my mind, sold them my body, secret society trying to keep their eye on me. NWO Paranoid Infects Hip Hop throughout the 90 the 90s artists such as K R S one poor right to teachers Wu Tang clan two Pock re-imagined the anti establishment themes of the late 80s.

You know with this new world order theme. On July 7th 1996 a break in the televised feed. Or there's a break in this televised feed and then there's an ominous warning on a lot of people's TV screens that says the following announcement has been paid for by the new world order. I think I actually saw this when it came out. A brotherhood of renegade wrestler stayed to hostile take over the ring and world championship wrestling launches the new world order. One of the most successful storylines in this fourth history. So just Sunday, Sunday, Sunday Sunday brother the new world order is coming for you Better call the Rothschilds Rick Flair get your builder bugger buddies down to the ring Shawn Michaels and tell him that

whole commandia may be dead brother, but now from the ashes the new world order has risen and no one safe from my 24 inch pie thoughts pressing you up and tossing you out of the ring brother You're with us your against this brother. What do case coming? So you know that happened. I can help myself how to do it again. Okay. July 25th, 2001, radio host Alex Jones accuses the US government of plotting terrorism, points to a soundman bin Laden as the boogeyman they need in this Orwellian phony system. After the World Trade Center's towers fall on September 11th, Alex Jones accuses the government of a cover-up who's an inside job. He gets taken off FM and AM waves and about 70% of his markets and he points to this as

proof that he was right. The new world order is trying to silence him. February 2007, the Montana House representatives issues a joint resolution standing against the NAFTA Superhighway. A series of roads running from Canada to the United States to Mexico that represent the first step in the erosion of our borders and the establishment of the new world order. No such highway exists. Oh my gosh, sorry about that.

I just apparently the lizards trying to get me. Even though I have my phone, do not disturb. Shut the fuck up, Siri. That was weird. I guess I got to turn do not disturb shut the fuck up theory That was weird I guess I got turned it completely off because fucking lizards just sent my phone going crazy, you know Trying to keep me from it. There's kind of keep me from the truth you guys. How weird was that never happens? I haven't my pocket every single episode Damn you illuminati, but anyway no such no such highway Exists there's no plans to build this. I don't know what the fuck in Montana people were thinking about getting worried about this

weird, super high-weight. I know people were thinking about it in Portland several years ago in a hotel shuttle. Lindsay and I had our ears talked off by some crazy dude talking about this new world order super high-weight. There's going to cut the country in half. He's talking about FEMA work camps. They'd be better go. If we're going to go east of the Mississippi anytime.

You know, if you want to ever do that, basically, we better do it soon because pretty soon we won't be allowed to leave. Yeah. We never got that guy shuttled again. October 13, 2008, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown calls for a new Bretton Woods so that the world's dominant economies might craft division for the global economy, interpreting Brown's comments as a confession of the NWO, uh, NWO, excuse me, Fox pundits, Sean Hannity later proclaims that the conspiracy people have suggested this

for years. March 2009, uh, Keras one wraps, they put a blackface on the new world order referring to the inauguration of President, uh, Barack Obama. He didn't want anyone to think that just because you have a black president now, it doesn't mean the new world order is gone. You got to stay woke. Uh, January 7, 2012, New York magazine writes Jay-Z and Beyonce, welcome their first child into their lives. And an obvious nod to the reptilian overlords, they named their daughter blue, born under, wait, blue, excuse me, was has to be acronym born living under evil, Ivy, illuminate his very youngest Carter, wake up sheeple. I just thought that was pretty funny joke that they wrote there.

And I can let some more examples, but I think you get the picture now. I think you get the picture of how this conspiracy has developed and we all understand it. So let's hop out of today's time suck timeline. Good job, soldier. You made it back. Barely. Okay, so now we know about the origins of the New World Order. It can be traced back to Freemasons, the original Luminati, the Jewish bankers, a few

powerful royal families, the Vatican gets mixed in sometimes, the other Knights Templar. What's the common theme? People being afraid of secret societies, and also a lot of Christian fundamentalists, being afraid of Jewish secret societies. Not trying to piss off Christian time-stuckers, but the history is what it is. And also look at the comment section of under any major conspiracy and there is a lot of devil talk and so many Bible quotes, like so many. And I get it. A big no-no in Christian fundamentalism is idolatry, worship of false idols, because the Catholic Church is prayer candles, and images of saints in the Virgin Mary. These are

considered by many to be idols, and who wants you to worship idols, the devil. So what are people meeting in secret and performing rituals doing, worshiping the devil. But again, to be clear, it's not just Christian fundamentalists. There is an inherent distrust amongst the poor also, and many of the un distrust amongst the uh... the poor also and many of the uneducated towards the rich and the educated how why do they get to be rich what what are they doing uh... in their fancy having their fancy getaways why do they get to go to you know uh... oak grove you know and what why do they

get to do all that stuff they have their builder burger meetings you know they they must be fucking making secrets they're doing some stuff in secrets that's why they're rich and powerful. They're making deals. Who are they making deals with people from other nations trying to sell us out? And then you know, you mix in 200 plus years to conspiracy literature, and it all adds up to create just a big rabbit hole

for someone to get lost in. And now with the web, it's easier than ever to get lost for thousands of hours. You know, the never ending discussion of this stuff, where people can just continually throw out more evidence and add in mythology out for more proof for others to read or watch. And now let's have some fun with all this proof

because there is a lot of fun stuff out there. For again, a special edition, Reverend Dr. Joe Pais is gonna be here for today's idiots of the internet All right today's video Joe and I gonna be talking about introduce him in a second is the new world order a 6,000-year history Uploaded by UFO TV. So he knows gonna be good. Yes, the disclosure network on October 2nd, 2013, 4,465,229 views as of November 13th, 2018, over 25,000 likes, 2600 dislikes,

and over 6,300 comments, and I say easily, looking through a lot of them, 95% plus are very pro NWO, and that they think the NWO is for sure real, and that you're an idiot if you don't open your eyes and see the truth. And the description of this video is now presenting a detailed and complete 6,000 year history of the New World Order in the Illuminati, includes the history of the Secret Society's ancient beliefs and the matrix of control that has shaped human history for thousands of years.

Also, include for the first time a documented history of the true birth of the Illuminati and finally its effect on the world today. And welcome everybody. You're Listen, we got this on video as well. Joe Paisley. Joe mother fucking Paisley is right here. He's right here. Oh.

We're sitting next to each other. Hi. And yeah, many of you who listen regularly obviously you know that Joe does the, he produces the show, does the sound. And sometime next year we're going to be doing our own show together. I know, I'm looking forward to it. We're wrapping up stuff on the app, getting everything tied up, you know, we're not going to jump the gun, we can think, short up, we're already brainstorming a show, I don't even

want to get it with the nameways, I don't even wanna give it a name waste, I don't want someone to take it. No, don't do it. Don't take it, don't take our name. Don't put your mouth out there. But it'll be a much more beefed out version of the edit to the internet segment. Because I always envision it as being more fun with another person,

Joe's a funny dude, smart dude, and you and I have been talking all week about this episode about you raising Idaho as well. Yeah. And just this conspiratorial kind of way of thinking, and I like what you were saying earlier before we get into the comments about who, like, who do you know in your life that's really good at keeping secrets? Yeah, I mean, maybe a person, but when the secret has to do with world domination, I don't know anybody that can keep that secret.

Right. Yeah, alone, you know, if you look at it, and if you're trying to plan a surprise birthday party, right, you're gonna have a difficult time. Yeah, someone's keeping that under wraps. A lot of times it gets fucked up. Oh, I, what did I do? I did that a couple years ago.

Not used to secret parties, and it was for my mom, and I fucked it up. And all I had to do was just not mention it. And I was like, and I remember, I was with like my sister, Lindsey, and then I just completely forgot. And I just asked my mom, like, so what do you want to do for your party? And then my sister shot me like, are you fucking kidding me? Look! God damn it, Dan! And I was like, you know, like, for Christmas, the Christmas, and I switched it. Luckily, she didn't pick up, like I switched it,

but I mean, she had told, I think there was maybe eight of us tops, who knew about this, and we only had to keep the secret for two weeks, and I blew it. And it's hard to do. It's hard to keep secret. It's because you talk about stuff,

and then when you have to, how many hundreds of thousands, I mean, what's the elite count? Do they, there isn't one, I'm going to assume. No, no, no. So how many people are part of the ring? Right. And they are the same coin.

You can draw the parallels between that and the flat earth theory where they think every government along with every space agency and every employee is just keeping it under wraps to trick everybody. Right, right. Like everybody is in on it. Right. There's no fucking way Like everybody is in on it. Right.

There's no fucking way. Somebody's gonna blow it. And like the flat earth you brought up, the new world order conspiracy is similar to the sense that not all flat earthers agree on what the flat earth conspiracy is. Yeah, there's a lot of disagreement over like who's trying to trick us,

why they're trying to trick us, what the trick actually is, how the flat earth works scientifically, same with the new world order. It's like some people believe it's like these agents of Satan, some people believe it's aliens, some people believe it's like the UN, combinations of those, you know, like yeah. And usually I think like when it's that murky, when there's that many different versions, that alone also is like, come on. Why is there that much disagreement if it's real? I picture the street sign situation

like an a wizard of Oz type. Or it's just a thousand different arrows pointing a thousand different directions. Yes. And you get to pick which one goes there. And if you have enough different directions, then you can never be wrong. Right? There's infinite amount of reasons why it could still, you know, games,

it's still going, they struck down one street. Oh yeah. We got all these other reasons that it's still happening. they struck down one street. Oh yeah. We got all these other reasons that it's still happening. And that's why these conspiracies will never go away because like, you know, and they are fun to talk about them. Like a lot of the new world order believers prior to the year 2000, as I talked already,

you know, why 2K was supposed to be the date. That's when a lot of people in print predicted, here's one to take over, it's gonna happen. And then what is always amazing in Mewthi's saying is like the next day, no one's out. They're like, oh, okay, I'll try this again. They thought it, because when it's a secret group,

ah! Oh, my God, that was funny. When it's a secret group that no one can be fine. It was the canned food business. Right. That plan the 2K, I think I read about that one time. I'm sure. Yeah, that was their whole push.

Because everybody had to buy non-perishable foods. I'm sure. Yeah, that was their whole push. Because everybody had to buy non-parasable foods. Oh my goodness. Yeah, that was. That's a good job. That was the kind of conspiracy I believe in. I believe in a business trying to exploit paranoia to make a lot of money. Yeah, I don't believe in.

Yeah, but it is interesting, with a secret group like this, you never get to disprove it. And what's that parallels with religious thinking? You never get to disprove anyone's got. You never get to disprove it. And what's that, what parallels religious thinking? You never get to disprove anyone's got. You never get to disprove a secret organization that the nature of it is that it's secret. It's like, well, yeah, that's we don't get it because it's like in shadows, dude.

It doesn't make sense. Yeah, it's like secret. That's supposed to make sense. If it did, then it wouldn't be a secret. Okay, so I wanted to do something different on this one. Usually, as you know, a list in the show, I kind of cherry pick around and just find random comments. But I wanted to give the tone of this. And so I swear to you,

I mean, I guess people could look at this video themselves. I gave the name of it and everything already. I just went through the first, I believe it was 20. Originally, I was going to do 10. I think I opened up to 20, no, 15 comments. You found a happy medium. Yeah, I found a happy medium. Let me see. Yes. Okay, yes, yes, yes. Okay. I guess we'll find out here, because I wrote my notes and I changed my mind.

But anyway, all these are sequential. These are just the first ones I saw, not just picking. So it starts off with Jane JT, user Jane JT, who says, so basically if we stopped using money, their power would cease. Sure, we might be a little uncomfortable for a while, but it is definitely possible to live without money. If we all did it, we would take away their power. There's actually enough resources that can buy and skills for everyone that's planning to live comfortably. I love fucking idiot solutions like this, where some guy just, you know,

spitball and it's like, why is, hey man, why don't we stop using money and just, you know, barter. It grabs, won't you grab an axe, inch off the wood, put it in the fireplace. You can do it. You can do it. You're gonna be warm, go kill an animal. You go, dumb shit. You don't shit.

We're gonna be fine. All of us. Everybody in white, this does not work anymore. And that's the grand scheme of the, the adiocracy here. Right. Is that it, he's looking at it such a, on a local level. Right. that it he's looking at it such a on a local level right like he's looking at his friends and family yeah stop spending money can you imagine if everyone

was a kid everybody just stop spending you said it fuck it right who wants a fur coat I'll trade you for a pancake and if you're living in like New York City or San Francisco it's like you there's not enough people don't know enough hunters to barter for food and all that kind of stuff and then like to make clothing. It's like, we don't have those skills anymore. And since we lost like in our country specifically, all our manufacturing base or this is a large portion of it,

we don't have the skills to do that stuff anymore. You can't just like, best case scenario, a small group of people in an area like ours in Northern Idaho would be able to kind of scavenge together a shitty life in some cabin with no electricity or running water and live on this fucking venison. And I don't even know. Vegetables, the experimentals.

The expansion of skills. Like that money allows for humans to expand upon. Like what you can do and still be a part of society and still a specialized state. Yeah, but if you take that away, you're gonna be a fucking butcher, blacksmith, you're gonna hunt, or you're gonna pop out kids. Yeah, like those are your options

because you can't focus your effort everywhere else. Right, exactly. And you're gonna pop out kids. Yeah. Like those are your options, because you can't focus your effort everywhere else. Right, exactly. And we've gotten so far removed at that, that I mean, we wouldn't last. No, where it's like, if you, if, if J&JT got to have his way 400 years ago, three or 400 years ago, maybe even, I don't know, maybe 150 years ago,

some people will be okay because people used to live that way kind of. But even like, even old time fucking pioneers would still go to a trading post and stock up on flour and stuff. It's like they weren't doing all of the skills. I think if you pull the money out and get people that miserable, that is actually a better step for the new world order. Like they've got you by the balls even more.

Right. Because you just purposely put yourself into shit. That's true. How can it survive? Yeah, that would be that would be what they wanted. If they shut down the money and we're like, all right, if you want your money back and you want your power turned back on, you got to be part of the new world order. Yeah, come on. Let's have a getcha. Can't play red dead redemption. No, you can't but if I come back and I real life, can I come back? All right, don't fucking do it. I'll do it. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. right, don't fucking do it. I'll part the new world order. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Oh, thanks, Jane. Thanks, Jane. So second post is John Schuck. And John posts, everything leads back to Lucifer. The Bible is the only book to make sense. And I never want to pick on religious listeners, but I just glancing through 50%. There's a lot of the comments

and this one are of that ilk. Of talking about of how this is Satan is planted. Yeah, but what I love about this Satan's planted reminds me of like Armageddon apocalyptic type of thinking where it's like every generation has all these people

and you can see it all over the web now where it's like this is it and times are here. No asshole. Everyone has been saying that or not everyone. A fucking whack of doodles have been screaming that every generation for almost 2000 years. And I always, and they're always wrong.

Yeah, they're always wrong. You picture, you picture the progression of the, I'm drawing a blank on the, on the name of the book, where everyone is a number. Right. Where that's talked about. Okay. And you can, that has happened forever. Oh, that's right. The mark of beast, is going to be the number.

Yes. Everyone is just defined by a number. First it was bank accounts, then it was phone numbers. Then it was credit card. Yeah, maybe. I can't remember either. But yeah, one of those companies. Yeah, credit cards.

And then you talk about the chip in plans. It's for ever evolving. But the fact of the matter is, is identifying by a number is just how you can sort shit. Right, there's a lot of people. Not a sufficient way. And you've had a social security number tied to your name for how long?

Right. So you can find other ways to progress it and tie it into the Bible. Right, right? Because it does have, there's, it's such a blanket statement. You can find a way to tie everything into it. I just like, what a weird way to live, just to be like, yeah, it's coming, there's, it's such a blanket statement. You can find a way to tie everything into it. I just like, what a weird way to live just to be like, it's coming, it's coming.

Just like waking up every day angry, the devil isn't here yet to kick start the armageddon that'll bring back Jesus. Like, come on you guys, just fucking do it. Got these fucking guns locked up. I can't wear the locust buzzing around. Come on. Can corn? Got my greens. My wife left me my kids. I'm talking to me. All I have left is Armageddon. I got this bunker full. Awesome shit. I've been waiting to use it. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Bye. Well, please. Okay. Next post is that there was a buck show data. Please. Okay. The next post is that there was a box show data. People just make up this weird name. But it says, shameful, no conscious, no morals, no guilt, occult secrecy, but like secret siren, the spelling that I always correct as I read these. Oh, he blew it.

He blew it. He's blown a lot of these words. A lot of these words. Occult secrecy. Oh, how a tangled web they weave. When they practice to deceive, I wonder what would happen. if all of humanity stopped buying, stopped paying their taxes and put their foot downland, their middle finger up.

If the whole of humanity did this altogether, it would be a financial disaster. True. These corrupt our organizations are nothing without humanity. Humanity always holds the power. This guy really went on for a while. He let it go. The day we realize this is the day the cold order will crumble for they think they have a sment, talty, and physically with humanity's hands tied behind their backs.

This has gone on too long in secrecy. He's hiding. I love how he's supposed secrecy. I think I've he's spelled all of this. It's awful. Yeah, hiding everything from humanity, but no longer. If humanity really knew, really knew, these places would have been burned down.

If there was real justice in these world, these organizations would have been thrown in prison for absolutely everything in the law book. You guys are charged with everything. If only law was used correctly, and not rewritten again, so this corruption goes on. This is not the vision, God intended for his children. There it is.

The world has become so corrupt by man's greed. It is too corrupt. It is too corrupt to save. He's not freaking on his tooth or any of this. This day, this is wiped away from this world. We'll be the day darkness. I'll leave this world. It's sickens me.

How much humanity has suffered because of these corrupt evil corporations JFK Look at that segue. I know I just like to what he did here JFK Kennedy the K is for fucking Kennedy It's like when people say rest in peace like within rip oh We're right right right rip rip rip in peace JFK Kennedy was trying to straight up With to be straight up with humanity and they silenced him for good. Humanity was meant to live in the light, not in the darkness, but I believe in God's wisdom. They'll be dealt accordingly to their deeds.

It is a matter of time land, no time. And people are waking up more and more, their corruption and justice will be done in favor for humanity's suffering by God. Uh, thanks. Fuck. Fuck show for that. Whatever the fuck that was. Oh, that. Fuck, box show for that. Whatever the fuck that was. Oh, that hurt.

That hurt to look at. So much of this on the comments on the web too, where it's like, man, maybe spend a little more time, you know, getting like a sixth grade equivalent education as far as knowing how to write. Like my daughter can write so much more eloquently like this in the fifth grade. Like the, you know, come on.

Like you can understand the wrong, you know, there. Right. In your, yeah, but constant. But just, I mean, organizations. Right. And the commas and things run together like that. And when you tie it to the message where it's like this person, and you know,

there's, and that's not what it says, that's not like a dick, but like like they're clearly very uneducated which is why they think shit like this. Because they're being held down. Because they're being held down by the the illuminati fucking kicked him out of school in eighth grade. Took away his pencils. Took away the illuminati. Fucking one day he had a best pencil like a number two very sharp solid mechanical. Oh yeah okay even better. He had a mechanical pencil, it was his favorite thing in the world. All he wanted to do was learn and then some lizard overlord was like, give me that.

Give me that. There's, give me that. Give me that. Give me that. I don't have any refunds. I can't do it again. Kiss will be dumb forever. It's crazy.

Oh, next one. Fourth post by J. Doer. D. Yes, Showa, I've never seen a little bit dumb forever. It's crazy. Oh, next one, fourth post by J. Dorr D. Yes, you are. I've never seen a spell that way. Not like Yahweh, but whatever. That's a weird spelling. Maybe I'm just don't know, but Y.E.S.H.U.A. and then parenthetical Jesus Christ

is the way to the truth in the life. Okay, so another one, those fifths by Beverly Brown. It is so sad that people do not read the Holy Bible. It tells mankind that the new world order is coming in the book of Revelation. Okay. Six posts by four Jesus for eternity. Uh-huh. They do not finance wars. They steal taxpayer money to create wars. Okay. I mean, people don't know me yet, but I mean, I'm Catholic. Okay. Yeah. And I've been, you know have my my special middle names. Oh, right Lindsey does too. Yeah, yeah, I have all that but if you look at what she just wrote

What Jesus for eternity they do not finance wars they steal taxpayers my would he create wars? Right, I mean you could say that you just you just described religion. Oh Right, right, right, right? A lot of big yeah a lot of big thing, you know, that create wars to benefit themselves. You talked a little bit about that earlier on. And so, well, that puts you out in my mind when you read that. It's like, don't talk about starting wars against, you know, when your, yes, because they can support a religious fund a lot of wars, as have other people, or people have used

the guys of religion to, and I do think with this kind of like thoughts, I mean, I do believe that governments do shitty things to start wars that benefit the people in power, the benefit their corporations. You know, like I was one of those people with like the Gulf War where it's like Cheney and Halleburden, I was like, that's fucking convenient. You know, the, you know, one party administration that, that, that declares this war and then the corporation, what, that you were the CEO, I believe, or one of the heads of, if not the head, I think, gets to benefit greatly from government contracts.

I won't go so far as to say like, all of this was manufactured to create that to happen. But when, but there are people that are opportunists, just in general, you know, like that. And if you were given the financial incentive to like, all right, well, we don't like these people anyway. And they are doing bad stuff. And if we declare war, you'll make a billion dollars.

I think almost everybody would rationalize at that point, they're like, okay. I'm sounds fun. I mean, but they're bad, right? Yeah. Okay, okay. Terrible people. Fucking let's do it.

Yeah, there's situations that lend, if you're in a place of power, I guess it'd be difficult. They just say, no. Yeah, yeah. So sometimes I think that when Spiritsy does put unrealistic expectations on other humans who are just in charge of stuff,

where it's like, I bet a lot of the people, throwing the conspiracies around, like if they were in charge, would do a lot of the same things that they point to is like, aha, that can do New World Order. No, human nature. Reminds you of one of my favorite things, which is, you know, money is the root of all evil. It's like, ah, that can do this new world order. Human nature reminds you one of my favorite things, which is, you know, money is the root of all evil. It's like, so true.

That's just something poor people say. Who said that? Is that it? No, I just like, yes. I don't know where I put it. I've been saying it. I feel like since I was a teenager, I heard it somewhere.

I heard it somewhere too. No, it's just some poor people say it. Some stand it. I think some comic, I think some comic, but no, that's what a poor people say. Yeah, because I think it wasn't common. It was Daniel Tosh, somebody.

Maybe. But yes, I think there's a lot of truth there too, because you know, like, yeah, you don't know until you're, until you're there. Oh, okay. Until you have it. Yeah, you hate them.

Right, right. I get it. All right, yeah. And that's, I think I bring this up later in today's episode, but it's like when people just, yeah, they never get to be around people with money. Like, I'm not wealthy, but I have worked with a lot of comics who are wealthy. Because there's this attitude, it's like,

well, the new world order won't let you succeed. But I've met people 10, 15 years ago who were just the same as me, just traveling comic, you know, paying their bills, who'd now are fucking millionaires. Yeah. And I'm like, no, no, no, they didn't hold them back. It happened. They found a way They found a way how did they do it? They well they they gave their souls they gave in they had a baby and they let one of the lizards eat it

Classic classic get-widrow classic gateway move The seventh post by Ferg saying governments are the biggest serial killers since recorded history I've seen variations that all the web. It always kind of was like I do shut up. Okay. It's like yes Wars are started, but that's different than fucking Dahmer trying to make sex zombies. They're true. They're like, yes, definitely because of what? Because of nation's fighting and wars have been manipulated, but okay. Straight up like to that comparison. Yeah, that's an easy thing to shock these eights post by Richard Pone who says we didn't listen to Eisenhower 1951 or Kennedy 1961 or Nixon in 1971 now to bring everyone up to I did do research on this okay just

To get the facts because I was like what is this dude talking about I figured he was talking about the military Industrial complex is now he just got the dates a little wrong I so I think of course he did but he. We didn't listen to him in 1961 or 1971, well, in 1972 and then not in 1951. In 1961, Eisenhower gave his farewell address on January 17th. And he warned us about the military industrial complex, which I do love this speech. He said, until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no ornaments industry, right? And this is coming one a decade and a half after almost World War II. American makers of plowshares could with time and has required make swords as well, but

we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense. We have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions added to this three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment. And this is a military doodies and how our career military do. We annually spend on military security alone more than the net income of all United States corporations. Now this conjunction of an immense military establishment in a large arms industry is the new in the American experience.

The total influence economic, political, even spiritual is felt in every city, every state house, every office of the federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development, yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil resources and livelihood are all involved, so is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought by the military industrial complex. So, you know, he's warning about don't give in to this big complex that can then dictate

like wars going forward because we got all these weapons, we got to use them. You know, so he is, yes, he did warn about the military industrial complex, which I am wary of in moments. And then JFK a few months later, April 27th, 1961, so we had that year right. Address the press, spoke as the American Newspaper Association at the Waldorf Astoria, that hotel in New York. And he said, the very word secrecy is repugnant in a free and open society. And we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far

outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify it. It ends with our help, man, will be what he was born to be free and independent. Now he was addressing the press and he was saying like, yeah, we're not gonna keep information from you because that's important. But conspiracy thinkers say like see

he was referencing the Illuminati. Sure. Because he talked about the secret societies. The side note, yeah, there's nothing to do with anything. The last leg of that script, yeah, Maretta, my band uses to open up one of our tracks on our album. Are you serious? That's fucking awesome, man.

I know. So, you know, looking at that in context, cool. And the reason we used it is not necessarily about, it's not really about that. It's more about helping each other out and stopping the huge divide. But there's so many wonderful catch phrases in that little speech. Yes. That just makes it so, like, I mean, powerful to hear. Yeah.

If you've ever listened to it, you get it and you go, wow. I have on YouTube. Yeah. I think, you know, it's JFK. You know, it's a powerful speech. Yeah. He gets it. And I see why you could take that's just, it's JFK, you know, powerful speaking. Yeah. He gets it.

And I see why you could take that as like a huge, like a more new, like a new, like a new, like exactly. Yeah. And I do agree with his, you know, like, yeah, don't, don't have a secret government. Tell me all your secrets. Tell me all your secrets. Where's my birthday party? In 1972, not 71, Nixon said at a toast to the Chinese government at the hall of people

in Beijing, February 25th, he said, the great Wall is no longer... And this is, he's addressing opening relations with China for trade and everything, like a new dawn of a new era. And he said, is this great... The Great Wall is no longer a wall dividing China from the rest of the world, but it is a reminder of the fact that there are so many, or there are many walls still existing in the world, which divide nations and peoples. The Great Wall is also a reminder that for a generation, there has been a wall between the peoples Republic of China and the United States of America. In these past four days, we have begun the process of removing the wall between us. We begin the talks recognizing that we have great differences, but we are determined that

those differences not prevent us from living together in peace. You believe deeply in your system, and we believe just as deeply in our system. It is not our common beliefs that have brought us together here, but our common interests and our common hopes. The interest that each of us has to maintain our independence and the security of our peoples, and the hope that each of us has to build a new world order. In which nations and peoples with different systems and different values can live together in peace, respecting one another while disagreeing with one another, letting history rather than the battlefield be the judge of their different ideas. So, you know, he's just saying like, yeah, we're going to start working together.

That's the new world order. So we're going to like work, you get to have your culture, we get to have hours. And it is interesting. I see this all the fucking time on the special. We talk about this in the secret suck and this third eye bike stuff. These conspiracy people, they will throw out things as if they are fact. On the special, we talk about doesn't secret suck. And this third eye of eye stuff, these conspiracy, people, they will throw out things as if they're fact. You know, just tell, well, hey, they warned us about this

exactly and ding, ding, ding. And it'll be, no, they meant, they referenced phrases that you're using. Yeah, it's, it's, and you're similar to what you're saying. It's nice words that you like. Right, nice words that you like that you have shoehorned into your own paranoid narrative. Yeah.

That happens all the time. David, I can his speeches. I've looked, I've researched it. He will take somebody's quotes, but it'll be one part, will be something they said like in 1963. And then another part will be something they said in like 1978. And a third part in 1982, and he will franken sign all of them together in one phrase Completely out of context that pushes a narrative that that person saying all those three things never meant to be compiled

Well, that's what that's what they were saying. They're just waiting for the right mind to find they were put it all together The fucking they were just throwing out breadcrumbs. Yeah, they're like here They were too scared to say that right because the lizards, I'm gonna say something else in five years. It goes with this. Pay attention. Pay attention. He's just right here. Squint your eyes, see the truth.

Put him together. That's what I actually think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I actually think.

That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. That's what I actually think. She's right. She's right. It's all a lie, you guys. Everything. I wish right now I could just rip off my own face and reveal a lizard head and be like,

ha ha! We'll get the budget for that. Okay. Eventually. 10th post by Mark Wooters. And what kind of sick world do we live? Whoa. How many exclamation points?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. And no question marks. No, 11 exclamation points. And what kind of sick world do we live would be a question? Like asking, what kind of sick world do we live in? Here's just a new kind of phrase. And what kind of sick world do we live? What kind of sick world do we live?

Ah, I guess you're running by naked. Out of football game. No answer needed. You're not just state to statement. He's letting you know. What kind of sick world do we live? 11th post by Sarah Thomas, the world is so wicked and the elite so secretive and fooling the masses

while stabbling it in the occult. I'm guessing occult. And yet Atheus scream, there's no God. What a frustrating and wretched world. Now that person will be fucking fun to hang out with where she's mad at you for not waking up and smelling the Satan. Why can't you know he's all around us.

Pull your head out. Come on. Wake up. It's unreal. It's unreal. Come on. 12th post by Lee Rodriguez. Notice that all presidents that went against the NW or NWO were killed.

Okay. And JFK was one who stood up for the real USA. Amen to those who honor the Lord Jesus Christ. Why do they always have to go away? Bucking throw in that thing at the end. And I love, notice that all presidents that went against, he doesn't name him. No, just all of them.

He knows. Hey guys, just wanna remind you, remember all the presidents who stood up against the New World Order, we're all killed. All that if they've died. Yeah, they were, they got it. And I guarantee you, if you met that guy in real life, you're like, which ones Lee?

All of them? Lincoln. All of them. But no, but specifically, which president? Oh. Oh, shh. He's not naming presidents, they weren't even presidents. He'd be like, uh, Franklin.

Franklin. Frederick Franklin. Benjamin Franklin. Remember the key? He did the key on the kite the kite president. Uh, uh, president, uh, Jordan, president Jordan, Michael, Michael Jordan, but he's still alive and wasn't president.

Uh, he replaced, he was replaced by a lizard. You can't jump that high without lizard legs. Come on, dude, wake up. Come on now. 13th post by Martha Williams, 15 minutes in and so much disinformation. So that's the first one. Thank you.

That's like, what the fuck you guys? Which by the way, if you watch the video, yeah, just by the logo at the beginning, you know what you're in for. Right, right. That late 80s and early 90s, like just found out how to make a 3D thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so you made one? That's, that's it. That's it. Oh, UFO. Oh, and this was my favorite one in the first 20, 14th post by CardiKey. What the fuck am I doing here at 1am? And this shit is getting interested. All right, but, experiment interesting.

Actually, I searched for NWO linked with WWE. So he wanted the brother, come on, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. He called it. He was like, I spent nearly an hour. Oh God help me I've been there and I have to I yeah, I'm like why have I wasted this much time? Let's just looking up just looking up how to fix my dishwasher I love they trying to go to bed and I'm like yeah, I'm just gonna check some I don't know some sports highlight and then two hours later I'm just on this fucking deep weird place place with the, yeah, like new world order or

lizards, looking up some, some, some sports highlights. And then before you know it, you're in a fantasy league and you're in the middle of a draft. You're like, shit, how did this? How did I waste? Come on, man. Finally, okay, so I did 15th post by George Michael, who says this is real history.

There you go. He said it so true. That's true. Real history. Thank you. If you want real history. Um, there you go. He said it's true. That's true. Real history. Thank you. If you want real history, you go to UFO TV just by the neck, but that brand, you're like, oh, this is the real shit. This is good.

You have fun. I've been, what have I been doing? No more fake news here. This is it. UFO TV. They have a team of investigative journalists, sharing Cheetos. And fucking, they understand they're just in my best interest and the ad in the video itself has about 17 ads

both inside of it. Yes, there was a lot of people mad about the ads on this video, there were so many ads. Actually, that comes up in more of these comments. Oh really? I really hear, cause these are some juice here ones I thought. User, Coco Bartali, post, liars, it is not a new world order,

it is a Jewish world order, nothing else, wake up people. So I just wanted to illustrate, there were a lot of those, we need to dig deeper, it all comes back to the things I was talking earlier. User Graham used post, my only question would be, when we are in this new world order with one bank and one government,

then how will they continue to make money from wars that supposedly won't then exist? And this one just stumped All the people they're like yeah, but they control us like no one can answer the question under the play Yeah, but now they have us. Yeah, it's over. It's over But we have what about the fact and money because in that video There's this all this talk about how that you know like that goes back to the Rothschilds and mm-hmm European families about manipulating countries into war and that's how they make all their money

And I just love when someone introduces like reason like yeah, but then there'll be no more war if we're all on the same team. Yeah, yeah, but then that's okay. But listen, that's when they've won. That's when they've won. Don't you get it? Yeah, but what do they, but they want money? What do they win?

They've won the winning thing. No, they don't need, they don't need the money. They have all the money. They have it all. They have all the money. They have it all they have all the money They're gonna need more What the fuck out of your Kevin? I Love all the logic holes when like like when they go back to the feds the Federal Reserve is always talking about like

Yeah, but they're just printing all this money and then they'll also have a how they're part of the new world all new world Order and the in the basic goals controlling all the money, but I'm like let me get it straight They print all the money so they I'm like, let me get it straight. They print all the money So they could that's unlimited. They've already there. They have all the fucking money. They did it, but used to okay All right, fair enough, fair enough good point and then user okay This is regarding the commercial user Tommy Allen posts 15 commercials and I don't ever comment But I feel like someone don't want people to watch this. Or is it just me? He's twisted the commercials into the new world order. That just brain fucked me.

Like, as I was reading it, I was like, oh yeah, I can't, it wants? Right, I love how you can take anything. Because the obvious thing to me is this UFO TV are exploding people's paranoia. It's make a lot of YouTube revenue. Make a bunch of money. Yeah, 17 ads or whatever, ads in a in a video that gets

over 4 million views you can make some good coin but he twists that into like ah they're trying to make people not watch it because you know commercials are the most effective way to shut down a fucking video and it's a ah, this is fucking illuminati. Oh, Tommy Allen, my new favorite, my new favorite idiot of today. I like that. I like that. Just two more here. Two more. Two 10 sub posts.

I love this one. It all started when that Lincoln theater guy pulled the trigger and killed Lincoln. It's actually John Wilkes Booth killed Lincoln in the Ford theater. I love he just knows he knows it involves a word Lincoln. And he knows that someone pulled a trigger. And that's all he knows. Oh, in location. It was in a theater. He knows it was a theater. Yeah. And he knows there's the word Lincoln. And he knows it involved a murder. It's like he was texting you during history class. And that's just kind of what made it.

He just looks like, oh shit, someone shot, who's that? Thanks for that. Who was that? Who's that hat? Who's someone shot the guy with the big hat who was in charge of stuff in that one theater. And what a weird president to associate with the new world order.

Are the guy who freed a lot of people? He's part of the suppression. What are you fucking talking about? Well, just when you put it together with the commercials, then it makes sense. It was during the commercials at the theater. And it took his big hat off. And the last one, user, Kelly Harley,

just I felt like it gave me a nice place to end this on, which is, I thought I love this statement. She posted, people in the future will look back at this era as the golden age of Bullocks. So true. It is true. We are in the golden age of fucking nonsense, of lack of doodleness. To our credit, we just got the internet. Right. We haven't had that long, we just got the internet. Right.

We just haven't had that long. We just got it. It's fun. It's still a shiny new toy. It is a game. How are we gonna use this power? Right now we're still figuring that out. Right, that's like fucking whatever I want.

I wanna do it this shit. And Joe and I are gonna use it to mock a lot more stuff sometime next year, man. We're gonna take away past YouTube, take it into Yelp and into social media posts, make fun of ourselves, and do it, because it is good, I think, just to constantly talk about this stuff, because it's becoming so pervasive,

though I feel like it's nice to have like, just to have like a weekly reminder of like, hey, don't fucking think like this, please. There's other people out there like you who are annoyed, who are annoyed by the amount of disinformation and just arrogant baloney cakes. And there's so many real problems, that's annoyed by the amount of disinformation and just arrogant, baloney cakes. And there's so many real problems. That's what I always think about this stuff like this.

Like, what if all the people worried about the new world order? What if they all came together and like volunteered, took the time, they spend like, rant and railing about the new world order and volunteered for like some organization that helps end, you know, hunger or gives, you know, drinking water to people who don't have it or works on vaccines for thermo-willed countries where easily treatable diseases,

people are still dying of, there's a lot of bad shit happening that you could help with. Yeah, but why would you even try? Because you're gonna put in a lot of work to get it going and then they're gonna stop you. Fucking new order! Never ends! It never ends, but we're done. Thank Joe paisley for today's it is of the internet

I hope you guys liked it it is the internet all right so so what have we learned really today and again that was so fun big thanks to Joe mother fucking paisley the Reverend doctor getting in here for some edit to the internet. But what have we learned? I mean, you know, that many people live in an enchanted world. And a lot of those people believe in conspiracies, people who believe in nonhuman entities, like the devil influencing wealthy and powerful people like Jewish international bankers. Do I believe in the new world order?

No, not in the way that the conspiracy believers tend to believe. Not in some cartoonish way, where some nefarious force is going to enslave the population. Conspiracy theorists remind me of Doomsday prophesiers, where a lot of that armageddon is coming, talk. And as we said, there's a lot of that in the thread. People have been predicting the end of the world for hundreds and hundreds of years. As I talked about back in that Nostradamus suck, and those people have always been wrong.

That's the thing they've always hadn't come and they've been wrong every fucking time. You know, how many times has the antichrist supposed to have shown up by a certain date? You know, hundreds, thousands. You know, how many times has the antichrist kicked off the apocalypse, you know, in actual zero, zero times? The new world order was supposed, in actuality, zero, zero times.

The New World Order was supposed to take things over in 2000, nothing happened. You know, none dare call it trees. In that primary modern New World Order text with published 1964, it spelled out impending doom. It's coming quick. Well, 54, excuse me, years later, no doom. More freedoms. Weed wasn't legal in any state back in 1964. We still have AR-15. So homosexuals have a lot more rights overall than they did in 1964.

Same sex marriage wasn't allowed anywhere. In 1964 abortion was a felony in every state. So some totalitarian government that just taken all of our rights, well, the opposite has happened. The Illuminati wanted to take over the world in the 1780s. And what did they take over? Not a damn thing. But conspiracy theorists will tell you, it's all because it's been done in secret. Right, they are doing things in secret. Some kind of things, they're not sure what. You know, read the comments, several videos and a lot of talk about

how you can't get out of debt. You know, the Luminati just won't let you. They've already taken everything, they fix the economy against you. But like I was saying to Joe, you know, where it's like, no man, the people are becoming, but like I was saying to Joe, you know, where it's like, now man, people are becoming millionaires. You know, Alex Jones, the leading one of leading voices of this NWO conspiracy.

He's become a millionaire, talking about people not being allowed to prosper. Leading a new world order voice, David Ike. He's a millionaire. And off of the same thing. I know several comics, like I said before, now millions. I went to school with this middle class kid of Gonzaga. He actually dropped out after his freshman year, ran into him 15 years later, millionaire, started his own business, kick and ask.

People break through all the fucking time. Do I think some people want a new world order? Yeah, I do. I mean, that guy from the builder burgers, I mean, he did admit as much. You know, in many ways, theoretically, it could make life better. What if we did all come together as one people? What if we all came together as unified species? You know, we could in theory stop fighting each other. I'm not sure that's even in our nature. I'm not sure that's even possible, but what if what if it was? What if we get and war? What if, you know, we could, we could realize that

nationalism does lead to war, that nationalism we talked about in last week's World War One Suck, that attitude of our country is the best. We deserve the most in your country sucks and you can fucking die for all I care. I mean, that attitude has been around for a long time. That's led to a lot of wars, you know, a century after century, you know. What have just really educated people understand that? And they hold conferences to talk about that. And they keep their meeting secret.

So the members can talk openly about these types of things without worrying about paranoid and arts, you know, nationalistic, ignorant kind of racist, itted to the internet, taking their quotes out of context and slander them. I don't know. I guess if I'm open to discussing the possibility of trying to bring about a new world order someday, what if it is better? I think it's worth considering. My not work.

My not work, but just is considering an idea, just such a terrifying thing. I don't think so. That's not what freedom is. Freedom isn't running around chanting USA. USA. Love it or leave it. No, it's about asking tough questions like, what if there was a better way? And again, this is from somebody who I'm not sure that I think one world government could even work And I also don't think that it'll happen anywhere close to my lifetime

Too many people worldwide still too deeply rooted in historic rivalries Religious ascension nationalism too many people are xenophobic, but maybe someday Maybe someday the world's only going to get smaller as transportation and communication technology advances. Maybe a new world order is inevitable. It might take 100 years or 500 or 1000. It might now work. What if it does?

What if someday a new world order doesn't bring the anti-Christ and enslavement of the world's poor. What if it brings the greatest period of peace, equality, and harmony the world has ever seen? The irony of that. I'm rooting for that. And before we move on to the last couple of segments, just I do want to say, Christian listeners, not trying to pick on you again in this episode. And I do realize that the overwhelming majority of you are more frustrated, I'm sure, than

I am by the comments, like we talked about, it's the internet. And just because you happen to worship the same guy doesn't mean you share a lot of the same beliefs. I get it, I get it, I get it. And now it is time for today's top five takeaways. Time, suck, top five takeaways. The origin of the new world order conspiracy is the real Illuminati, a group of free thinking

Bavarian intellectuals, led by Adam Vysopt, who did want to overthrow the world's governments and also its religious leaders and start a new world order back in the 1770s and the 1780s. Number two, another important piece of the origins of the new world order is the early 20th century Russian anti-Semitic propaganda known as the Protocols of the origins of the new world order is the early 20th century Russian anti-Semitic propaganda known as the protocols of the elders of Zion first known to be circulated in 1903 determined to be plagiarized a few decades thereafter, but that didn't stop Hitler and Stalin from using it to turn their citizens against the Jewish people.

And conspiracy still use it to fuel belief in a Jewish international banker conspiracy with manipulating the world's economies from the shadows. Number three, playboy rider, Robert Anton Wilson stirred the illuminati pot in the 1960s with his anarchist publishing of illuminati conspiratorial wheelings and dealings in playboy magazine and in the variety of books. Number four, in 1972, the conservative commentator, Gary Allen, published none dare call it conspiracy, which extends existing counterculture paranoia, where extended existing counterculture paranoia, about a shadow government to deficit spending, basic banking, offered tales of how organizations

like the council and foreign relations in the trilateral commission, carry forth the economic, excuse me, agenda of an invisible global power elite. And it sold 5 million copies and embedded fear of the new world order into the American consciousness that remains there to this day. Number five, new info. Let's talk about a way to determine if something is a conspiracy or not. We talked about counteracting and the very beginning of the episode, counteracting conspiratorial thinking. I think the most important element of this, maybe it's Occam's razor. Or if you've heard of Occam's razor before,

William of Occam's, William of Occam's, he was a 14th century English philosopher, Francis Canfrier, celebrated for developing the law of parsimony, better known today as Occam's razor. And according to the razor principle, this philosophic principle, the simplest explanation for an event is almost always the best. Shave away any extraneous assumptions and what you've got left is usually the truth.

So the obvious answer is usually the truth. Is what he talked about and i and i like it uh... this is the exact opposite of conspiratorial type thinking like uh... like a client outcomes razor to a few conspiracies just to kind of illustrate this uh... you know like that like the birth or conspiracy with the obama uh... you know either barok obama was actually born in Hawaii or

an international plot unfolded over multiple decades to conceal his canyon birthplace and install him in the presidency. Which of those is not simple? He's fucking born Hawaii. You know, either vaccines are safe and effective, or every major hospital and health organization in the entire world is part of covering up the fact that they actually cause autism. Either there is no new world order and the world is full of various politicians, most of whom we're trying to run their country to the best of their abilities, or there has been a lineage of secret rulers convincing a long succession of world leaders to do their bidding and also fixing election after election after election and manipulating many different nations into war, manipulating the world's economy year after year after year possibly worshiping demons or serving reptilians and engage in a massive satanic pedophile

ring like pizza gate and building secret fortresses, you know, like the one that is supposedly under the Denver airport and maybe even working with aliens known as the Grey's and Area 51 and some type of ex-file scenario and keeping it all hush hush for centuries, unable to be proven by academics, but somehow constantly exposed by David Iconaox Jones. We do not have degrees, obviously, in investigative journalism. So one of those things, one of those things is true. Shadow government is a sexy and interesting thought, but I just don't buy it.

Thank you, Occam's razor. Time to suck, tough, five takeaway. New world order sucked. I look forward to the, it is to the internet eviscerating me in the comment section below this YouTube video. Thanks again to the time suck team, the high priest is the suck harmony velocamp, Jesse Guardian of grammar, dobner, Reverend Dr. Joe Paisley, time suck high priest Alex Dugan, the guys at Bidelix are those wizards, danger brain, those fantastic brand designers,

space lizards and merge wizards access to peril, Queen of the suck Lindsey Cummins, another special thanks to OG Bojangles researcher Heather Knowledge Ninja, Rylander. Suck in a feud next Monday, maybe the most famous feud in American history. We're talking about the family feud, right? It's originally hosted. No, we're talking about the Hatfields and the McCoys. The Hatsles and McCoys. I've been wanting to suck that for a long time.

What was the source of this vicious and violent clash between the half-thales in the boys in the mid-19th century? During the most heated years of the feud, each family was ruled by a well-known patriarch. We had William Anderson Hatfield. No, there's devil ants. He had the appearance of a backwards mountain dweller. At 1870, devil ants was increasingly successful.

Timber, a merchant who employed dozens of men including some of the coarses. On the other side of the feud stood Randolph Old Randolph McCoy. Although not as prosperous as the Devillands, Randolph owned some land and livestock and both families lived along the Tugfork, or the Big Santa River, which snaked along the boundary, twink and tucking in West Virginia. First event in a decade's long feud was an 1865 murder of Randolph's brother, as a harming McCoy, or by the Logan Wildcats,

local militia group of the current devolence and other half-fields among its membership. Relations between the two families soured over the next decade before flaring again over a seemingly small matter of dispute over a hog. In 1878, Randolph and co-accused Floyd Halffield, cousin of devolence, or still one of his hogs, valuable commodity in a poor region, you stole my hog!

Hey, Floyd! You stole my hog! I want you to admit it, you son of bitch! He wouldn't admit it. And Floyd Halffield's trial took place in McCord territory, but was presided over by cousin of devilance, all they were in on it, and just like a new world order,

and his conspiracies, they all hinge on testimony, star witness Bill Stanton, McCoy relative married to a half-filled, Stanton testified, Flo Hetzel's favor, and McCoy's room furied. His fluid was cleared of hog charges. Two years later, Stanton was violently killed in a fracas,

with Sam and Paris McCoy, nephews of Randolph and Sam stood trial for the murder but was acquitted for self-defense reason. And the feud was on for real. Oh, look at her now. I got some peak Taises peak everything legal for hair film accords face No, no, but many more Famers will die. I will not talk in that voice that entire episode I promise

So I hope you like it. I'm looking forward to it And that's all you get about the hat fields and McCoy's until next week. It's time now for some time still can update about the Hat Fills in McCoy's until next week. It's time now for some time-soaker updates. Updates, kitchen time, sucker updates. Kicking things off with an SOS from Time-soaker Todd Larson, who wrote in recently with the heavy heart, Todd wrote, My name is Todd Larson, I'm an OG space loser and fellow Idaho and I can use some help.

My beautiful wife for 23 years is going to chemotherapy for breast cancer. She has kicking cancers as, but the medical bills are kicking mine. I'm not one to use to ask for help, but being part of this awesome community you have built is Tommy. There are a lot of people out there who need help.

And there are also a shit ton of awesome folks that are willing to help at a moment's notice. One of her awesome coworkers made a go fund me, a go fund me to help with medical costs. I'm no beggar. I have a full time job. My wife Amanda works when the chemo isn't beaten or down, but the cost of staying alive can kill you sometimes.

I really appreciate all that you guys do. I fire up times like I'm away home from work and it really helps me keep from losing my shit on crappy days. Here is the link. Thanks again for all you do. Beat that smoothie guys ass. Well, thank you, Tom.

Sorry, you're going through some tough, terrible things. I am including the link in today's episode description. So you can find Todd's go-front me account if you would like to help time suckers. So yeah, man, cancer, cancer is terrible, terrible thing. Hopefully, hopefully, one of these days is for too long. We will eliminate it. World War One update coming in from Lucas Weekly. Lucas Wright's Hello Master of the Suck.

I'm your humble servant, Lucas Weekly. Just finished the World War One suck and I from Lucas Weekly. Lucas writes, hello master to suck. I'm your humble servant, Lucas Weekly. Just finished the World War One suck and I felt I did a wonderful job giving a quick intro to World War One and his horse. Absolutely. Get intro keyword man. That's talk, I mean, I was in a day in Carl and I think I did some 17 hour.

Well, I do love that you did what you did and understand the at a short time to cram a lot of in. There's a few things I have to disagree with. I've already emailed you about the jet fighters, which I will discuss in a second. Well, I was listening because jets were not yet invented yet. Correct. She just said planes, biplanes, not jets. I was just, I just wasn't thinking about how those words weren't actually not interchangeable. I'll go on to clarify the 1914 Christmas truce and putting all the blame on Germany.

While it may seem crazy to go around play soccer and exchange gifts, this just shows that while the politics had each country killed each other, the average soldier could and did go above country politics to engage other humans. And I think this was a defining moment in human history. Yeah, I agree with that. I'm not opposed to that. It's not as weird. My other complaint is while it is easy to blame Germany for the war, I feel they do not

deserve the level of blame they received. True, they were one of the first aggressors, but just like the other countries had alliances to uphold and Russia and Germany both quickly reacted to the issues between Serbia and Austria-Hungary, while Germany was very militaristic. Most European nations were in Russia, especially wanted to prove themselves after they're lost to Japan. 1905. Again, not saying Germany had no blame, but I cannot put all the blame on them, especially

in other countries who wage war, germany got away with a lot less not to mention the hearts punishment placed on germany was a key reason for his rise to power in world war two just a additional information from someone who has spent his short life so far trying to learn all i can about world war war two your humble spaces are to look at uh... thank you look at uh... p s r long message not man that's no politics this guy i i yeah no i agree there were a lot of other nations that were aggressors.

However, I do, I guess I disagree still with the blame on Germany's situation because, you know, a lot of other countries, we were quick to jump into the war. They didn't have that Schleefin plan in place. You know, they weren't chomping at the bit to enact a very calculated, aggressive maneuver against both France and Russia that would then lead to a hostile takeover of basically all of europe you know uh... they had the ready to go they they tried it right away they went straight for it

and uh... and they lost you know they tried to take over europe and it didn't happen when you lose wars i mean it's just that thing where you get punished is it is it fair uh... probably not but but if you don't want to be possibly punished unfairly, then don't start a fucking war. You can't win. You know what's that thing of like to the victor go to spoils and to the loser goes the blame.

To me, that's just I look at it like that's the way things worked. Or the way things kind of work. Yeah, where it's like if when you win a war, you get to kind of rewrite history a little bit and decide, you know, who she get punished. But when you lose a war, well, yeah, a lot of times it probably isn't fair. Uh, next update comes in from Von Beck who writes, uh, dear Dan Cummins, aka master sucking tin, the third Esquire. Well, goddamn sir, I'm a newly acquired time.

So I'm gonna have to say I'm thankful I found your podcast, all thanks to the Pandora Station I created. Gaby countless hours of gut wrenching laughter. However, uh, what I'm really emailing you about is to say thank you for making me interested in learning again. I'm going to over the road truck driver. Oh, yeah, I'm a truck driver. So I really, all I really have is music and podcast to keep me company. And about a month and a half, I'd gotten completely caught up and filled with a passion and thirst for knowledge, as well as a more open-minded view for the world that is not as black and white as many try to make it seem to be. Yes. So my wife and I, Lindsey, I talk about gray. The

world is very, very gray. I don't always agree with your views. I hear that a lot too and I like it. I like the disagreements, but I always find them to be presented fairly and open. I know this little long winded, so I'll wrap it up here. I wanted it so badly to come and meet you at Dr. Grinsley Grand Rapids, Michigan November 16th, but unfortunately, on the road until Thanksgiving, drive safe. If I could give you my wonderful fiance and soon to be wife Morgan, oh, if you could give my wonderful fiance and soon to be wife Morgan Collins's shout-outs,

we just moved into our first real place together. Ah, and she's feeling real alone, and down lately that would be amazing. Star for the long email, love your comedy, love your podcast, please keep it up. Hail Nimrod, PS, remember, don't back your front end. You can't throw anything in a crock pot and hope for a suit of pleases company.

I will say that's one of my favorite lines I've ever written for that fucked up joke on Chinese affection now. Regardless, your humble peasant, Vaughan Beckman, drive safe Vaughan and Morgan Collins hanging there. I don't know what it's like. I know that, yeah, things can't lonely for Lindsay the same way where I'm gone touring. So, hope you got some good girlfriends, uh, just friends, uh, you know, to pass the time

with and hope you, hope you like a certain amount of loan time. Watch, watch all your shows. Von is a fucking ruinin' for you. You know, watch the shows you wanna watch. He doesn't have to be there. Interrupting ya. Now, trying to seduce ya, just to get to relax. Get to relax.

Enjoy it, and thank you guys for listening Another World War one suck date coming in from Jamie yearby who says suck master over two hours of the suck. That's how my morning started I must pull you back to task on your intro where you state the new technologies included fighter Jess Lucifina must have clouded your mind Yes, big I love Savannah Jeff fighters didn't come until we're with you. Yep, as to cheese, I didn't know if it's available in the US, but try lactose-free. I do, I do. The cheddar tastes exactly the same as normal cheddar, except without the gut-wrenching horror lactose rings.

No, they're making some amazing progress with cheese. You may mention of the U-boat campaign. I feel the K-class submarines of the United Kingdom might be of interest. Oh, of the 18-built, six-sank. None were sank sank by German forces. One went down during sea trials, one after colliding with her own sister,

two went down in a mass collision dubbed the Battle of May Island, one simply disappeared during a mock battle. The last one managed to sink while in port after the war. Only one successfully engaged enemy but failed to sink the vessel as the torpedo warhead did not go off.

Oh, and all the class was a heroic failure, proving far more dangerous to their own crew than the Germans. Thank you for all your hard work and I can't wait for the next installment, Lauren. Thank you, Lauren. That's a great update. What a fucking bummer. That would be like all this time, all these scientists, all these manpower working towards getting this thing built and then you do test runs and everything.

And it's just, it couldn't be more of a colossal failure. What a bummer. We got an email now from, update from John Hushin. Hushin? Hushin. Say, Master Sucker, I want to take a moment to thank you for acknowledging veterans and particularly the Green Beret Association during your most recent suck. Oh, absolutely, man, we love those guys.

Green Beret, as Green Berets, we generally don't say much or bring it to do to bring attention to ourselves. Our motto is the quiet professionals. And the community generally frowns upon making our exploits and accomplishments known to the public. I am grateful you chose green beret association for this month's time suck donation. They've been there when we've honored and buried our dead and helped others make the difficult transition to civilian life after their time in the regiment has come to an end.

Thanks for doing us a solid, by bringing attention to their cause. Yeah, man, thank you. Thank you for your service. Thank you for being part of such a fantastic organization that I'll never be able to fully comprehend. And so, absolutely, man, what we did was very, very, very tiny. What they do is huge. So, that would be a tiny part of helping an enormously helpful organization. And last

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Have a good week, everybody. Trying to let a secret shadow government hold you under the world manipulating thumb this week. Wake up, sheep! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, brother of the new world order. And keep on sucking. on...Sucking.