Timesuck with Dan Cummins - 246 - Trail of Tears

Episode Date: May 31, 2021

When the 1830s began, nearly 125,000 various tribal members lived on millions of acres of land in Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, North Carolina and Florida - land where their ancestors had lived for cen...turies. By the end of that decade, only a handful of indigenous Americans would remain in the southeastern United States. The federal government had forced them to leave their homelands and walk hundreds of miles to a specially designated “Indian territory” across the Mississippi River - present day Oklahoma. And this difficult and deadly journey - thousands would die along the way - would be known as the Trail of Tears. As new waves of European settlers kept pouring into America, farming land along the coasts was quickly taken up. Farming land for growing cotton in Georgia, Alabama, North Carolina, Florida, and Tennessee was especially coveted. New settlers wanted that land and they would do almost anything to get it - including taking it from tribe members who yes, had lost their battles against the US government, but also - could’ve been treated far more fairly in the aftermath. Rather than work to assimilate the tribes into American culture - the US federal government under President Andrew Jackson and his Indian Removal Act, passed by Congress in 1830, chose to banish them to less desirable land. Though the entire process of Indian Removal that lasted from 1831 to 1877 would come to be known as the Trail of Tears, one march in particular would become emblematic of the entire misguided and heartless venture - the 2,200 mile 1838 journey of seventeen Cherokee detachments. Historians estimate that between 1/4 and 1/3 of what remained of the Cherokee population died during that journey. We look at this journey and other tribe's journey's today, talk about what led up to them, examine the history of European contact with the Cherokee, Creek, Choctaw, Seminole, and Chickasaw, and go over so much more in this jam-packed-with-historical-information episode, let's learn from our mistakes so we don't repeat them edition, of Timesuck. Thanks for helping Bad Magic Productions donate $13,800 this month to The Ocular Melanoma Foundation, in honor of Timesucker Alex Roach. To find out more, go to http://www.ocularmelanoma.org/ Watch the Suck on YouTube:https://youtu.be/KXsOxewvna8 Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste) Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Trail of Tears. That's what we're sucking today. And an overview of the events that led up to the Trail of Tears. Every group of people, every nation has ever existed in the history of meat stacks for any length of time has been responsible for reprehensible acts. And the Trail of Tears is one of those acts for the United States. As the beginning of the 1830s, nearly 125,000 various tribal members lived on millions of acres of land in Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, North Carolina, and Florida.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Land where their ancestors had lived for generations. By the end of that decade, very few indigenous Americans remained anywhere in the South East turn United States. The federal government forced and believed their homelands and walked hundreds of miles, sometimes thousands of miles to especially designated Indian territory across the Mississippi River,-day Oklahoma In this difficult and deadly journey thousands would die along the way would be known as a trail of tears Not only is it a terrible event to look back on many people at the time knew it was a terrible event
Starting point is 00:00:56 But it happened anyway as new waves of European settlers kept pouring into America Farming land along the coast was quickly taken up farming land for growing cotton in Georgia Alabama North Carolina Florida and Tennessee was especially coveted. New settlers wanted that land and they would do almost anything to get it, including taking it from tribe members who, yes, had lost their battles against the US government, but also could have been treated far more fairly in the aftermath. Rather than work to assimilate the tribes into American culture, the U.S. federal government under President Andrew Jackson and his Indian removal act passed by Congress in 1830 chose to banish them to less desirable land. Though the entire process of Indian removal that lasted from 1831 to 1877 would come to be known as the Trail of Tears, one march in
Starting point is 00:01:40 particular would become emblematic of the entire misguided and heartless venture. The 2200 mile 1838 journey of 17 Cherokee detachments who were marched by gunpoint to their new homes in the freshly dubbed Indian territory. Historians estimate that between a quarter and a third of what remained of the Cherokee population died during that journey. The days topic is a dark one and historical event doesn't get called the Trail of Tears because there's a happy ending. And it's a fascinating one with some information in it that might surprise you,
Starting point is 00:02:08 let the tribes that marched having slaves, their slaves often marched alongside them. I don't remember that from history class. Stick around all the way to the end for that info. A lot of interesting history coming your way in today's, it didn't have to be this way. Why can't we work together and not against each other? Let's not do this again. Edition of Time Suck. This is Michael McDonald and you're listening to Time Suck. You're listening to Time Suck.
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Starting point is 00:04:49 Hail Nimrod. Uh, and now that's it. That's it for announcements. There's a couple of fun ones. And now we're moving on. We're going to get into a subject that's come up a lot on the voting boards of the time suck website. But it's never received a proper suck of its own.
Starting point is 00:05:01 We mentioned the trail of tears in September of 2018 when we dug into a discussion of seventh US president Andrew mother fucking Jackson also mentioned during our Navajo code talker suck back in January. And I'm sure it's been mentioned in some other sucks here and there. And now today we open wide and suck it fully. And the trailer tears is well worth fully sucking. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. It will be nice not to repeat this one. If you don't listen to the secret sucked and you don't know how close the trail of tears has come before it to being a Monday topic, like over and over again, like a year and a half, maybe two years.
Starting point is 00:05:38 The handsome, beautiful, intelligent, courageous, well-endowed, perfect, rested, perfect, packed, perfect, whatever they want to have, be perfect space, lizards. Over on Patreon, vote via the TimeSuck app or website twice a month to pick two topics for an upcoming month. And the trailer tears has almost won about 10 different times in the past two years. And I made it in the top five out of literally thousands of potential topics, what feels like around 20 times, not kidding. No topic has been voted for over and over and over and just never quite one like this one.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Excited to finally suck it. I hope to make it worth the wait for the spaces or two of really wanting me to give my take on this topic. I learned a lot on this one. I hope you will too. Yeah, it's getting to it. The trailer tears was a major historical event. Most associated with the year 1838 and Cherokee nations, but that wasn't the only year of a major force migration west.
Starting point is 00:06:27 The Cherokee weren't the only ones forced to march. Some historians consider the Trail of Tears to be a massive series of forced displacements that began back in 1831, not long after that Indian removal act of 1830, last all the way until 1877. Trail of Tears is really many, many different migrations that occurred over several decades, forced marches that changed the destinies of many of America's southeastern indigenous tribes. It's a huge subject. We'll do our best to tell, you know, the meat of it, the gist of it, in about two hours.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Trailer tears followed the Indian removal of Activating. 30s, I said, it resulted in thousands of people needlessly suffering from exposure, disease, and starvation, more than 10,000 in total would die before reaching their various destinations in all those years. Super dark chapter in US history. Today's suck will meet numerous tribes. We'll focus on just five. The five southeastern American Indian nations known condescendingly in the 19th century as the five civilized tribes.
Starting point is 00:07:21 These five tribes really five nations were the Cherokee, Chokta, Chickasaw, Creek, and Seminole. They were known as the five civilized tribes because many of them two different degrees had embraced learning English, American economic practices like individual ownership of land and conversion to Christianity. Now, because you're not civilized, unless you worship the same God, everybody knows that. Pretty sad that that used to be a prevailing notion. Now, of course, you can be civilized and religious, not saying that, not saying you can't, but you can certainly also be civilized and not religious.
Starting point is 00:07:54 You can be civilized in spiritual, not a civilized atheist out there. Guess you know that, but a few hundred years ago, that notion was preposterous, outlandish to many. A lot of people assume that if you didn't have the Bible, or the Korean, or the Talmud, or something to guide you, you just, I don't know, it started fucking dogs in the street. This matching babies in the heads was rocks or something.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Just go full evil immediately. Actually, I still ame people who don't seem to understand or believe that you can be both moral and also not religious. Always weirds me out. Some seem to believe that, you know, if they weren't worried about God punishing them, they would just be so fucking wicked. Like they just want to be so wicked. That's like the one thing stopping them. I don't worry about God punishing
Starting point is 00:08:32 me. I also don't want to be a piece of shit. I don't need fear or the hope of being rewarded later to keep me from being a savage and neither did many of the tribes. Anyways, when we, when the five civilized tribes did embrace Christianity,ity spoke english and embraced other american political principles and cultural values a lot of them were still forced to leave their lands so that more white settlers to move it uh... forced removal by the u.s. government looked different to each of these indigenous nations
Starting point is 00:08:56 three of them agreed to move away although you know uh... there was different degrees of descent and to the tribes decided to fight back one via the u.s. system, one in all out bloody warfare. And look, before I go further, of course things are going to be messy between white settlers and indigenous Americans to some degree. No hostile takeover of one group of people by another is ever going to not be messy.
Starting point is 00:09:19 This is not going to be some, you know, apologist dissertation about how evil early Americans were to take native land. You know, if polygist dissertation about how evil early Americans were to take native land. You know, if that makes them evil, then I guess every conqueror who has ever lived has been evil. And every group of people, not just the white man since there have been, you know, conquerors within every group of people I've ever studied are all evil. I don't think the European settlement of America was inherently evil.
Starting point is 00:09:40 I don't think taking land was inherently evil. It's just, that's what conquering is. I just think the way it was done was problematic. I think at various moments, it was needlessly evil and entirely unnecessary. Conqueror people don't need to be abused and disrespected in the variety of ways the tribes were after they had been conquered.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Trailer tears went down the way it did because European sellers did not view indigenous Americans as their equals. They didn't see them as worthy adversaries. They often viewed them the same way they viewed, you know, Pacific Islanders or Africans. They saw their fellow meat sacks as subhuman savages. And that is how the evil treatments snuck in. The trailer tears happened in large part for the same reasons that Hitler's final solution happened or American plantations slavery happened. You can do all kinds of evil shit to your fellow meat sack if you
Starting point is 00:10:22 dehumanize them enough. If you viewed them as less than, so much evil has been carried out when others have been dehumanized. The whole concept of reservations is, in my opinion, partially based in this view, right? They can't possibly blend in. Those savages need to live somewhere else away from a civilized folk. So what should have been done instead, instead of forcing
Starting point is 00:10:41 everybody to march these reservations? I think in a better world than the one we meat sacks that historically lived in, in a world where others different from ourselves are not to humanize and judge based on skin color or cultural differences. The tribes could have been much more respectfully encouraged to become full U.S. citizens. All right, what if they hadn't been forced to adopt a new God? What if they didn't have to adopt all the new customs? What if they had to change, but not so much? Like when you're conquered, I understand, you have to assimilate, you have to let go of some shit. You know, in this case, they should have had to adopt individual land ownership. That's how our economy works. They should have
Starting point is 00:11:12 had to salute our flag. They need to learn the official language, the language of commerce, English. It should have been encouraged to send their kids to the same schools as the whites, or at least educate them in ways mandated by the state. You got to learn the new ways of the conquering people who've come in and changed things. Get that. But they also could have been allowed to hold on to many other customs, have tribal community centers, just like white settlers had churches. They should have been allowed to keep their cultures alive alongside the white settlers who brought aspects of their various European cultures with them. There's room for everybody. You know, still live on the same lands, but now maybe as home setters or his shopkeepers, millworkers, mill owners, etc. living in, you know, homes and cities plotted and planned
Starting point is 00:11:49 by a new government. You have to integrate, I get that, but not in a way that involves cultural death. That's just cruel and unnecessary. Now, if you pledge allegiance to the new flag, then you should be treated like any other citizen and afforded the same rights, but that deal was not offered to the tribes because of xenophobia and racism. Of course, that deal was not going to be offered by a nation that still condoned slavery, but in a better world, how great it would have been if that could have happened.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Some detractors will say I imagine that the tribes would not have wanted to do that, what I just laid out in rough terms. And I imagine they would not have. But when you lose a war, well, you just don't get everything you want. And if you refuse a deal like that, then I think it's fair to punish you. I get that. Hundreds of tribes having their land taken to Sad. You bet it is, but it was inevitable.
Starting point is 00:12:28 What was not inevitable was how it was done. How tribes were treated after being conquered. Chiefs could have been made mayors or governors in places where whites and others also lives instead of being banished to segregated reservations. They could have been shown some, you know, some fucking respect. Sorry, I know that was long-winded. I just don't like before I get into this. I don't like the two ways the story of what led to the Trail of Tears tends to be told in my opinion. The first
Starting point is 00:12:50 ways that white men had no right to kick the tribes off their land. To me, that view shows a lack of understanding of what always happens when people are conquered. And the other way is, well, if they just would have made more of an effort to accept defeat and would have just assimilated, they would have never have had to have been marched. And that view shows, I think, a lack of understanding of how dismissive of their culture, white sellers in the US government, you know, were, and even when they did try to assimilate, they were still kicked out. You know, they weren't really given a fair chance to blend in.
Starting point is 00:13:18 They were asked to totally abandon all of their traditions, cut their hair, change the way they dressed, you know, change everything, And then they were still told they were inferior. Land of the free my ass with that kind of attitude. You know, they were welcomed to a land of the act like we want or, you know, fuck you. And even when you do act the way we want, still kind of fuck you too much. Okay. Said to get that out early. One of the meat sacks most behind wanting them to change everything.
Starting point is 00:13:43 A man who saw them primarily as savages was Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the U.S. focus of episode 106 back in September of 2018. And Jackson's legacy is a complicated one as we discussed back in 2018. He's considered by many to be the father of American style democracy. The first president we had that was born to immigrant parents. The first president that was not part of a political dynasty from Massachusetts or Virginia, a war hero that helped keep America free from foreign rule with his war of 1812 victory in the Battle of New Orleans. And he was a war hero. He did help save America, you know, from British control. Can't take that away from him. He also is hated by many. He was arguably the greatest enemy to the
Starting point is 00:14:20 tribes in all of US history, something that makes him unpopular to many now and something that made him extremely popular in his time to many. But Jackson had, you know, he also adopted a Creek orphan child, Lincoya, raised him as his son. So clearly he didn't outright hate all of them. I think he just found their way of life inferior, maybe more than that, maybe despised their way of life. He raised a Creek orphan,
Starting point is 00:14:42 but not in the ways of the Creek, not at all. He raised them in the ways of the white man. His relationship with the tribes complicated. And in general, to be honest, pretty shady. He's a more complicated, historical figure than most. He did some really great things and some really terrible things.
Starting point is 00:14:57 We'll go over his hand and passing the Indian removal act that led to the trail of tears and more in the timeline. It'll be a big timeline, covering America's national encounters with American Indians, especially the five civilized tribes,
Starting point is 00:15:07 and how the U.S. continually displace them, that'll take up the majority of today's suck. Before we get into all that, we're gonna meet these five tribes, nothing too in depth here, just a quick intro to each. As I said, the five tribes were the Cherokee, Muscogee, or Creek, I'll usually call them Creek, Cherokee Creek, Chickasaw, Choctaw, and Seminole.
Starting point is 00:15:29 First up, Cherokee. The tribe most synonymous with the Trail of Tears. They would be the ones to start for the most during the most infamous Trail of Tears March in 1838. They were one of the largest tribes when Europeans began colonizing. Ornters switched the end of the elder, colonizing, with that be. When Europeans began colonizing America, the term Cherokee comes from a creek slash a Muscogee tribal word, meaning people of different speech.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Historians estimate that in 1650, the Cherokee numbered around 22,500 people occupying about 40,000 square miles of Appalachian mountains and part to present day Georgia, Eastern Tennessee, Western part to present day North Carolina and South Carolina. There are numbers decline leading up to the trail of tears. Roughly 16,000 would be forcibly displaced. The Cherokee Nation was composed of a Confederacy of symbolically red, meaning warring and white, meaning peaceful villages. Each village had two governments, white government and red government, one for war, one for peace.
Starting point is 00:16:26 The war chiefs of the red councils were subordinated to a supreme warring chief, while the peace chiefs of the white councils were under the rule of a supreme peaceful chief. The white government was in power primarily beginning with spring planting season, maintaining control over domestic affairs, and made decisions that guided the tribe during times of peace, including domestic issues and ceremonies. In the fall, which is considered the time of war, duties and generally fell in the red government. They were in charge of declaring and carrying out war when they felt the circumstances made it necessary. Basically from what I can gather, the white government ruled for the most part until there was a problem with some kind, and then the red government would step in and be like, hey, peace,
Starting point is 00:16:59 chiefs, aren't you going to set the kitty stable? Chief problems get killed and chief, let's put some fucking arrows and some fucking heads. They're in charge now. I mean sometimes the war chiefs and the peace chiefs hate each other right. Of course chief hatchet hawk wants to lead another rating party. Oh chief hatchet hawk. I'm so tall looking me. Look at my big muscles in my tiny brain. I can draw a hatchet but I'm dumb and I can barely put them all moccasins. And then chief hatchet hawk would walk up.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Fuck you just say chief sits with butterflies. You talking shit chief thinks you can wish attackers away? I'm going to throw a hatchet, but I'm dumb and I'm going to put them all in my distance. And then Chief Hatchet Hawk would walk up. Fuck you just say Chief sits with butterflies. You talking shit? Chief thinks he can wish attackers away? Chief defends his tribe with dandelions and dreams? Don't you open a can of whoop ass, you can't close. The Cherokee people read white everyone. They used a variety of tools before Europeans showed up, including knives, axes and chisels.
Starting point is 00:17:42 They wore baskets made pottery, cultivated corn, beans and squash. For meat and clothing, the Cherokee hunted deer, bear, elk, wild turkeys, other small game, and also fished. They lived in Waddle and Doblog homes with roofs made out of bark. A hole in the bark would let out smoke and allow them to cook inside and stay warm. Typical Cherokee town, out of between 30 and 60 homes, along with the council house, where members would meet for general meetings and a sacred and keep a sacred fire burning. They had complex rituals and spiritual ceremonies like the annual busk festival, sometimes known as the Green Corn Festival, which celebrated the lighting of new ceremonial fires in the
Starting point is 00:18:15 ripening of crops in late summer. An important aspect of a traditional busk festival was Cherokee's forgiving one another, for every wrongdoing, grievance, crime that occurred the past year, except for murder. That's interesting to me. I wonder if anyone abused that system. Somebody had to have. Right, some asshole every year,
Starting point is 00:18:34 and like the week, maybe two weeks leading up to that festival, just does so much shady shit. No one that they're gonna be forgiven, right? Just cheats on his wife, eats all the best food in the village, takes a shit and a few different people's moccasins, and these hides out in the woods, shows up again at the festival. Oh, come on, come on, don't be mad.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Hey, hey, hey, easy, easy. Don't throw that punch, it's a green corn festival. Water under the bridge now. It's a new year now. They're like, fuck you, runs with weasels. I'm gonna catch your ass next year. Cherokee first encountered Europeans way back in 1540 when a Spanish expedition led by Hernando de Soto
Starting point is 00:19:09 passed through present day Tennessee. More on de Soto later in the timeline. Interesting character. The Cherokee would begin to encounter the British a little over a century later in Virginia during the age of colonization, the Spanish, French, English, all attempted to colonize parts of the Southeast,
Starting point is 00:19:22 which included Cherokee territory. In the mid-18th century, the Cherokee allied with the British and the French and Indian War and other European conflicts in the New World. The Cherokee then allied with British again during the American Revolution, which did not work out well for them. The British would actually destroy numerous Cherokee towns and some scorched earth-retreat tactics, and then American forces would conduct a series of massacres destroying numerous towns as well.
Starting point is 00:19:45 And with the British lost the war, the Cherokee were unable to effectively fight the Americans on their own. By the end of the war, their power was broken, much of their crops and villages destroyed and their warriors scattered across the Southeast. After seeding some of their lands to North Carolina, they generally assimilated with other American or with American colonists, these tried to. Many of them adopted colonial methods of farming, weaving, home building, 1821, Sequoia, a Cherokee who'd served in the US Army
Starting point is 00:20:11 during the Creek War, wrote a, oh boy, I have this pronunciation, a slavery. I'll get this word right later on, cause I know I put it next to most instances of the word. I think it's a slavery. Of course I would fuck that word up. It's a system of writing which each symbol represents
Starting point is 00:20:28 is syllable. It was so successful that almost the entire tribe became literate and short time. So this is the first time somebody had formed the written language for the Cherokee Nation. And it led to Cherokee Constitution being written. Cherokee newspaper, the began being printed in 1828. We'll learn a few more details about the Cherokee in the timeline.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Right now let's meet their neighbors, the creeks. Also called the Muscogee. The Creek tribe who spoke Muscogee in originally occupied a huge expanse of the flatlands in present day Georgia and Alabama. There were two divisions of creeks, the Muscogee or upper creeks who occupied the northern Creek territory and the lower creeks, composed of the Hitchiti and Alabama, but the same general traditions as the upper creeks, but spoke a slightly different dialect. The Creek economy was based largely on the cultivation of corn, beans and squash.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Most of the farming was done by women while the men were responsible for hunting and defense. Creek achieved status based on individual merit rather than by inheriting it, which was different than a lot of tribes. Noice. No riding popus coattails and any kind of unearned tribal respect. I like it. Half ass hunts and his brother sleeps through the noon sun. Don't get to be chief just because their dad is chief hunts bears with his wits and hard dick. Creek towns were also symbolically grouped into white and red categories set apart for peace ceremonies and war ceremonies respectively, very similar to the Cherokee. Each town had a plaza or a community square where their town would gather for important
Starting point is 00:21:50 ceremonies, houses made out of poles, plaster with mud surrounding them. The roofs were pitched and covered with either bark or thatch with holes for smoke. If the town had a temple for spiritual ceremonies, it was a thatch dome shape structure set on an eight foot mound. Stairs on the mound led to the temple door. The Creek and other tribes weren't religious in the sense. We think a lot of religions today. No ancient texts, no real dogma, but they did have spiritual beliefs, like most tribes. If not, basically all of them. The Creek believed that we meet sex have two souls, the first being a good spirit that follows us
Starting point is 00:22:20 through life and talks to us in our dreams. That spirit thought to live in our head. And there was a second dark spirit that lived to one's entrails. Sentiments, passions, feelings of good and evil said to come from the yellow. The old entrails spirit thought planning and devising come from the good spirit. A second spirit does not leave one until after a person's death. And then only your good spirit remains. You know, your soul is pure. The creeks for contact with the Europeans occurred in 1538
Starting point is 00:22:45 when Spanish explorer Hernando de Soto arrived in Creek territory before he made it further along on methe Cherokees. Soto and the Creeks would do battle. Soto would do so much battling. He's a battling son of a bitch. Then I have to suck that conchistor someday. Later English newcomers from South Carolina would meet the Creeks and start trading with them and sometimes enslaving them in the 1670s. Some Creek tribes, there were many, would later ally themselves with the British, fighting mostly against the Appalachia tribe and the Spanish. And many Creek, Dukeslaves, from the people they would beat in battles like another tribe, will meet in a few minutes. During the 18th century, the two largest groups of creeks organized into the Creek Confederacy to present a united front against their enemies both American Indian and white. For their alliance, Creek's recruiting speakers of other
Starting point is 00:23:28 Muscogee and languages including the Hachiti as well as speakers of the of some non-Muscogee and languages like the Yuchi as well as some Naches and Shawnee. We're not sure how many Creek were there when European showed up. Smallpox decimated an untold number of them before the US was the nation yet, long before, back before anyone was trying to get an idea as to how big they were. Decimated that the population of the Creek Nation in the 1860s, or I'm sorry, in the 1680s, was 9,000, rising to 20,000 during the Revolutionary War, and do about 22,000 by 1830, shortly before the Trail of Tears era. Next up, the Chickasaw, like that name, Chickasaw.
Starting point is 00:24:05 They were tribe of great hunters and warriors whose towns were located near the headwaters of the Tom Bigby River in Northeastern Mississippi. Seminoomatic Chickasaw ranged far and wide over the hold of the Mississippi River Valley. Chickasaw were much less numerous than the Cherokee and Chokta, only about 5,000 of them, 1,600.
Starting point is 00:24:22 But they were strong. They claimed vast hunting grounds in Western Kentucky and Tennessee in Northern Alabama and Mississippi. Chickasaw were divided into two moieties or divisions, which in turn divided into numerous clans. Persons clan was inherited from their mother. They were forbidden to marry within that clan, all right? No cousin fucking.
Starting point is 00:24:39 That was basically their extended family was their clan. The head chief was aida by a council of advisors from various clans elders. There were also two head priests who helped provide leadership. Priests provided religious ceremonies and helped to tribe interpret life and spiritual terms. And the Chickasaw also took slaves like the Creek. They took them similar to many African tribes from centuries past, from tribes they conquered
Starting point is 00:24:58 in battle. Slaves didn't help with agricultural work and various other chores. Members of all five of these civilized tribes would actually participate in some form of slavery actually. By 1860, there were 4,000 enslaved African Americans living in the Cherokee nation alone. I should make it clear that just because the tribes would be victimized in the trail of tears marches later on, that doesn't mean that they didn't do plenty of fucked-up shit themselves.
Starting point is 00:25:23 No culture is perfect. They all commit very sins. During wartime, the Chickasaw shit themselves. No culture is perfect, but I'll commit very sins. During wartime, the Chickasaw built towns that were grouped closely together, but in peacetime settlements popped up whenever wherever the Chickasaw arranged. Chickasaw towns had central meeting houses, squares for ceremonies, traditionally each family
Starting point is 00:25:38 to summer house, winter house, and storage buildings for corn and other supplies. The women collected wild strawberries, persimmons, nuts, acorns, honey, and onions. They drag graves and plumbers to make raisins, prunes, made tea from sassafras route. Chick-a-saut men painted their faces for ceremonies and battles. They shaved the sides of their heads,
Starting point is 00:25:58 also soaked their skin in bare grease. Little bare grease. The soda wrote a lot about bear grease, encountering a lot of it during his mid-16th century North American expedition. I don't, I don't remember every hearing about bear grease before this sucks. Some people still use bear grease,
Starting point is 00:26:13 AKA bear fat for treating skin conditions, or randomly to grow facial hair, or to grow back hair loss to like male pattern baldness. It was actually commonly used as medicine for dry skin and to grow hair from, who knows how long ago, written records weren't kept until the first world war. And you can still find a few people today who claim it will grow your hair back or fix some rash you have.
Starting point is 00:26:32 They still sell it on the web, even on Amazon. How weird, right? I had no idea there was a bear grease market out there. It's also used as a type of beard oil or pomade. Chickensaw used it to make their hair shinier or to mix with clay, make a type of beard oil or pomade. Chickasaw used it to make their hair shinier or to mix with clay, make a type of paint or to try and grow some hair back. It's so weird to me.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I picture some poor Chickasaw warrior. Like he's going bald. Yeah, they don't understand, no one understood yet. Like male pattern baldness. He's just rubbing so much fucking bare grease on his head every day, several times a day. And the sad failed attempt to get his hair to grow back. Now, now his bald head that he's already self-conscious about,
Starting point is 00:27:10 fucking so shiny, so greasy, so much bare fat rubbed on it, just continually rubbing more and more, just drawn more and more attention to the part of his body's, you know, most self-conscious about. All the villagers, you know, feel bad for him, they're encouraged him. Don't, don't give up, head that shines like sun. It'll still work. He's got more bear grease on it.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I appreciate like two inches of bear grease on this son of a bitch's head. Pine needles, like dirt, bugs and shit, all stuck in it. You're doing great, head that shines like sun. He, he, he, he snaps. I shut the fuck up. Hollow words, poor from pie hole. It's been five years. I'm sick of having a greasy head. Have you seen my pillow? I shut the fuck up! Hollow Words, poor from pie hole. It's been five years.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I'm sick of having a greasy head. Have you seen my pillow? Look at it, look at that grease. It's like sleeping inside a dead bear. All I ever smell now is bear fat. All I taste is bear fat. My bald head, constantly covered in pimples. Enough.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Enough fat bear grease. I'll check it out, man, wore something called a breech clout, which is a long rectangular piece of tan deer skin cloth or animal fur War between the legs tucked over a belt so that the flaps fall down in front behind Cold or whether they added deer skin shirts and bear skin robes as well as deer skin boots for hunting I must have stuck back then to run around now compared to now with no proper underwear Everything about that. If I can ball his bounce for all the time Wonder how many dudes like how often dudes,
Starting point is 00:28:27 just set under balls back then. I think about that. You got no tight underwear, you got no joc straps, hold them in place, keeping that chaos controlled. You ever set under balls? It fucking, it, my God, it hurts. It'll put a damper on your day real quick. I talked to Joe Paisy about this,
Starting point is 00:28:40 and he wanted to, maybe the chick-as-saw dudes, balls got callus eventually from just bouncing around and being sat on so much, and then it wouldn't hurt so much Because you got a couple you know rock hard balls Those are the kind of top shelf intellectual discussions we have here at the suck dungeon not from about hard balls Chick-as-saw women wore dresses made tan deer skin and wore their long hair tied up And they didn't have to worry about their hard balls. What about their boobs? Everything about that? tied up and they didn't have to worry about their hardballs. What about their boobs?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Everything about that? What if someone had huge boobs? I'm sure if someone did, then no brawls to support them. And then there's a fucking flopping around if they have to run anywhere. Yeah, that fucked their backs up. Maybe this stretched their boobs out so far that they sat on their boobs sometimes.
Starting point is 00:29:16 How much would that hurt? A lot of hard-hidden questions being pondered right now. After driving away Hernandez Soto in the winter of 1540, 1541, we'll talk about that in the timeline. They got into it. The Chickasaw managed to avoid European contact for the next 100 years or so. That would end in the late 17th century when English traders began working their way into
Starting point is 00:29:35 the Mississippi Valley with their cotton cloth, metal tools, knives, guns, iron pots, and other goods. Doing a lot of trading. The Chickasaw traded with the English, became more dependent on their goods, the tribe widened its hunting grounds to get more and more skin to trade back, resulting in a war with the Choctaw over resources and other tribes. To make things more chaotic, their French were moving north from the Gulf of Mexico, trying to establish their control over the Mississippi Valley.
Starting point is 00:29:56 They wanted those first. The next 60 years, the British and the Chickasaw fought the French and their Indian American allies with the Chickasaw usually winning, but the wins would take their toll. A lot of warriors will lost in battle. By the late 18th century, the Chickasaw were caught then between the Americans and the Spanish. When the U.S. purchased the Louisiana Territory in Spain, seated in Florida, it became clear that a scenario where the Chickasaw played the colonizing powers off of one another was not going to lead to any sort of Chickasaw independence.
Starting point is 00:30:21 They knew they would soon have to deal with the Americans. Two more big nations now, starting with the Choctaw. The Choctaw Indian nation traces its ancestry to Mississippi, some sections of Alabama. According to folk legends, the Choctaw people originated from a sacred hill near present day, Knox a Pader Mississippi. All these interesting names down there.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Knox a Pader Mississippi, that's a little mouthful. Their sacred hill is often referred to as the mother mound. And in the mid-18th century, there were around 20,000 Choctaw living in 60 or 70 settlements along the Pearl. Oh, this is a chick, a chick, a Sahe, and Pascagula rivers. We don't have a lot of rivers like name things
Starting point is 00:30:59 like that around here. We have like salmon, snake, clear water down the south. Pascagula, Czechosahawae. There are dwellings where thatch roof cabins made a logs plastered over with mud. Among the southeastern tribes, Chokta were the most skillful farmers. They regularly produce surplus crops, they sold and traded with European settlers. Arguably the most famous Chokta was Pushmataha, a war chief who negotiated treaties with the US government, fought for the Americans
Starting point is 00:31:25 in the war of 1812. His full name, again, Push Mataha means his arm and all the weapons in his hands are fatal to his foes. Fuck yeah! That's a name. That's a badass name. That dude was like the Chuck Norris, the Chuck Tall, the Alexander super killer soul in the Chuck Tall. How much was suck to be chief Push Matah's little brother, right? Like if you just weren't good at fighting you ended up with the name that means something like his arms are like thin blades of grass and Weapons are not the most effective due to his weak little baby doll hands They annoyed but do not really concern his foes That suck to concern his foes. That's suck. Chief push mataha was also a powerful speaker.
Starting point is 00:32:06 US general Sam Dale who heard push mataha when he served under general Andrew Jackson and the Creek War of 1813, 1814 declared him to be the greatest orator he had ever heard. Culturally the chaktaas have always honored their women as the head of every family household. They also played America's oldest field sports. Stickball. Stickball was often used between various tribes as an alternative to war when settling disputes. The modern sport of the cross evolved at a stick ball.
Starting point is 00:32:31 The Choctaw along with a few other nations including Navajo would also serve in the U.S. Army as code talkers in World War I and World War II. Check out suck 225 for more on that. And last up to Seminole. The first of the five tribes to meet Europeans at the beginning of the 16th century, like a lot of these widely defined tribes that are actually nations, the Seminole Indians are actually a union of several tribes from South-Eastern U.S. Seminole history began when bands of Creek Indians from Georgia and Alabama migrated to Florida in the 1700s fleeing conflicts with Europeans and other tribes. For a while,
Starting point is 00:33:02 Spain encouraged these migrations as a way of building a buffer between Spanish Florida and the British colonies. The Spanish would supply the Seminol with weapons to help them fight the British. In addition to Creek, Seminol's included Yuchis, Yamasey, and other indigenous groups. Seminol communities also included escaped or freed slaves called Black Seminol's, who initially paid the tribes for protection and then assimilated and married into the tribes. The name seminole originates from a Spanish word, semiron meaning wild ones slash wild people or runaway. Today the seminal are well known for their beautiful wood carvings, beadwork and woven baskets.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Traditional seminal clothing was very simple, fairly simple. Excuse me, men generally wore breech cloths and women wore wrap-around skirts made from Palmetto during the hotter months. The seminal typically didn't wear shirts and the colder months, they wore woven punches. Gotta get Lindsey aware of some wrap around Palmato skirts. Hailers with Fina. Like other South Eastern tribes, their crops include corn, squash and beans. They hunt deer, rabbits, wild turkeys, other small game primarily. And as they migrated southward into the everglades
Starting point is 00:34:05 to avoid white settlers, the Seminole encountered alligators. And over many, many years, incredibly, as fucking tough people learned to tame and ride the Fattwixly, a seminal word that translates roughly to swamp horse. How fucking cool is that? Super shocking for white settlers when they first saw the seminal riding their swamp horses that fitwixly down slow moving rivers and bayous. Yeah, I bet it was. The best seminal warriors were even able to train their alligator swamp horses to carry them on land as well. Not as fast as a horse, but like way faster than you might think.
Starting point is 00:34:37 The warriors would sit on them, just legs, criss-crossed. They could balance and control their bodies so well they could effectively shoot arrows off the backs of these alligator swamp horses. I highly recommend you go to YouTube, look up some videos, the seminars, writing their alligators, swamp horses, but Twixley is the best way to search it. It's just FUHTWXLEE. You know, actually pause this episode right now, just look at this, this is incredible. Okay, did any of you find those videos if you could please send me a link? I'm having a hard time finding myself. I just fucking made all that up.
Starting point is 00:35:08 No one can ride Gators as horses. Not really. There are some alligator trainers who have seen video of who will they will sit on one for a little while with another person kind of helping beside them, but they look nervous as fuck. They have to hold the alligator's mouth closed with their with both their hands, you know, and they bail after a few feet, you know, because they're gators. Swamp horses, sadly not real. What I should have said earlier was
Starting point is 00:35:31 as they migrated southward into the Everglades to avoid white settlers, they began building their houses on three foot tall stilts that protected them from swamp animals and floods and battled the seminal's main weapons for bows and tomahawks. God, I wish they shot arrows off the backs of gators. War gators. My own lie is making me sad that it's not true right now.
Starting point is 00:35:50 God, I wish swamp Gators, like swamp horses were real. Gator steeds. In the 1700s, as they traded with the European settlers, the seminal started using guns, the green corn dance. We mentioned the green corn festival earlier, the most important ceremony in seminal culture. At this ceremony. The tribe stomped dances for hours to express gratitude to the creator for providing them with food. Today, there are two seminal tribes, the Florida seminals and the Oklahoma seminals. Each tribe has its own laws and government. Seminals
Starting point is 00:36:17 of Florida called themselves the unconquered people descendants of just roughly 300 tribal members who managed to elude capture by the US Army in the 19th century for many decades. All right. Now let's dig into how European settlers who morphed into Americans when the US was formed, interacted with these five tribes or nations and others as more citizens looked to settle more and more land. All this stuff led to the trail of tears and today's time suck timeline. Right after today's sponsor break. Thank you for listening. Now let's head back to 1510. Go over the history of European interactions with the five tribes and so much more. Shrap on those boots soldier. We're marching down a time, some time line. Starting way back, 1510, the year that the first recorded meeting happened between Europeans
Starting point is 00:37:07 and the Seminole. When a Spanish slave ship landed in southern Florida, three years later in 1513, the Spanish crown claims the Eastern U.S. and calls it La Florida, meaning full of flowers. Pon se Leon was the Spaniard, a Spaniard who came up with that name on the expedition. He led to explore different points along the modern state of Florida's coast He is the guy associated with the fountain of youth legend And quick lands. It appears that he never did search for any such thing That's a succumbed find out for sure one of these days
Starting point is 00:37:36 Maybe he's the real trainer of swamp horses Maybe he's the man who rode across Florida on a gator steed ride that frerocious swamp horse, Pustelion, run at the wind. Hail, Nimrod. Good luck to you. Ponds, we returned to Florida in 1521 and counter a different tribe, the Kallusa tribe, who would wound him badly with an arrow. He and his men would quickly retreat. 1528, Conquistador, uh, Pumphila.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Uh, oh man, Pumphila Navarra. Oh my gosh. Novarath. I have a pronunciation guide, but I just, his name is just, it's like slightly different from words I want to say. This guy, Pampila, De Navarath, would make it to the area of present day Tampa Florida with a crew of roughly 400 men. Soon after landing, he decided to split his men up. He took 300 of them on a journey over land
Starting point is 00:38:24 while instructing the other, instructing the other 100 men to remain with the ships. And Denavis, a journey did not go well. He and his men ended up encountering and fighting Appalachian tribes along their march inland. I'm looking crazy to wander into the jungle, having no idea what civilization you might encounter just in any second.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Just no clue. Not knowing of some huge grip of warriors, just up around the bend. Just ready to beat you and all your in any second. Just no clue. Not knowing of some huge grip of warriors, it's just up around the bend. It's ready to beat you in all your men to death. By the end of July, the expedition reached the area near modern day Tallahassee. At this point,
Starting point is 00:38:54 their supplies had gotten extremely low, especially in the form of food, brought to men to the Brink starvation. The members of the expedition left behind on the ships, did not follow Navarret and the overland forces of the coast causing them to be effectively stranded with little supplies in a dangerous territory. The stranded men began making make-shift vessels five in total that day Navarath wanted to use to reach Mexico. He split his forces between himself and his second command and
Starting point is 00:39:17 they set sail down the coastline of the Gulf Mexico in September. Things went from bad to worse. The men endured harsh weather conditions and stormed throughout the journey, which caused vessels to drift off and disappear along the way. In November, they in Navarath was disappeared and was never seen again. Ultimately, only four men out of the 400 survived the expedition and made it back to Mexico City. I'm impressed it for me to back. From 1539 to 1543, Explorer Hernando de Soto explored the South Eastern US and he would
Starting point is 00:39:44 definitely come into contact with a lot of tribes. He and his crew would be the first white settlers, many of the South Eastern tribes would meet and the first many of them would battle. The Soto ended up coming across another Spaniard in Florida on his journey, Juan or Tees, where the hell did this guy come from? He was one of the 100 crew members left to watch the boats on Navarrest expedition 11 years earlier. He and a few others have been captured by the Yuzi tribe.
Starting point is 00:40:07 He was the only one to survive, not be executed. So five of that crew, 400 actually lived. And how crazy is that that the next expedition of Spaniards would find him. Florida is not a little state. And what a wild life or tea is led. He traveled to a completely unknown land with Navarat. Then he gets captured by a tribe full of people, neither he nor anyone else he had ever known had ever encountered before.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Then he's almost executed, actually, possibly several times. According to a few different accounts of his captivity, he was almost executed by one chief. Had his life spared at the last moment, because I guess the chief's daughter pled to save him. So I'm going on there. He then escaped and lived with another tribe for a while and he may have been almost executed again, fleeing to a third tribe, all while never knowing
Starting point is 00:40:52 if he would ever see another spaniard ever again. He was the only dude who had not grown up in North America where he's living. He didn't know where to find anybody else from his culture, wild shits, luckily for Ortiz, Dysoto also started his inland expedition in the Tampa Bay area, where Ortiz was still living,
Starting point is 00:41:10 Dysoto landed with over 620 men and 220 horses. And super happy to find Ortiz. Ortiz now spoke several different indigenous languages and dialects. And now he'd be able to guide Dysoto's expedition like no one else on Earth could. Literally the only dude on Earth at that time who spoke Spanish and the languages of several tribes based in present day Florida.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Or he's then then went on to recruit a KNA kidnap, guides from various tribes along their route. Somewhere Cherokee, others were Creek. A chain of communication was soon established whereby a guide who had lived in close proximity to another tribal area was able to pass his info and language onto a guide from a neighboring area and on and on. This definitely reduced the amount of armed conflicts the Spaniards would have the tribes, but it did not eliminate them. The soda and his group traveled for years, making their way from Florida through Georgia and South Gun, traveling for years.
Starting point is 00:41:57 So create an unknown land. Traveled all the way to the Appalachian Mountains, then onisee facing continued raids and attacks from american indians as he looked for gold and also for a trade route to china ambitious expedition uh... the so-called experience conquisitor he had already helped conquer the in-con people or for the spanish crown six years before down south america
Starting point is 00:42:18 have been handsomely rewarded in present day alabama to so-called his men fought cheap toscalusa leader of the mobilion tribe of men and women thought to be some of the ancestors of the Creek and Chalk-Tok tribes. During a nine-hour encounter, about 200 Spaniards died, and 150 more badly wounded, Chief Tuscaloosa lost an estimated 2 to 6,000 warriors. So many dudes! They just didn't have the steel weapons, horses, and armor the Spaniards had.
Starting point is 00:42:41 And his walled city fortress of Mabila was burned to the ground. And there would be more conflicts. The spring of 1541, the soda demanded 200 men as porters from the Chickasaw. And according to some tellings demanded that the Chickasaw women, quote, service his men, uh-huh. All this after the Chickasaw had welcomed the Spaniards into one of their villages and fed them. The Chickasaw refused to soda's demands. We're more than a bit insulted, rightfully so. I mean, anyone who you let into your home and then they're like, hey, I'm not to take some of your male male residents here when I leave and I'm not to fuck some of your women, okay? That's a terrible guest. It's very rude.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Chickasaw then attacked the soda and his men during the night, the Spaniards lost 40 to 60 additional men and the remainder of their already limited equipment, lucky not to lose all of their lives. The soda's expedition could have been destroyed at this point, but the Chickasaw let them go. Why? Well, traditional Chickasaw warfare strategy was to quickly strike a massive attack on an enemy. Then, after raining down arrows, before the enemy knew what hit him, quickly retreat to safety, and hide out for a while, cussed down on casualties. Get in, get out.
Starting point is 00:43:41 And then after regrouping, maybe get back in again. But by the time they try to get back in again, the Soto's forces were already gone. They had fled. They got real lucky. Short time later, Ortiz dies. The Soto's expedition is doomed. So maybe they didn't get that lucky. Now, DeSoto has lost his most important guide over 200 of his men, a lot of their horses, almost all their equipment. And then they did encounter another tribe in present day Arkansas, the Tula tribe, only ever documented via this expedition. The Tulat were described as the most skilled and dangerous warriors the Spaniards had ever encountered. Trip would then limp along for a few more weeks after a few more men were lost fighting the Tulat
Starting point is 00:44:14 and then the Soto died of a fever on May 21st, 1542 at the age of 46 in a native village somewhere in either Louisiana or Arkansas. Roughly 300 Spaniards would then make it back to Mexico with no gold, having found no passage to the Pacific Ocean. The Spanish colonization, the new world would continue in Florida, but it would be over 20 years before a serious colonization attempt would occur. In September of 1565, the Spaniards established St. Augustine, the first permanent European city in North America, beating the English by 20 years, who established Roanoke in 1585. The English would make it for the last time, though, establishing Jamestown in 1607, the Plymouth colony in 1620, the city of Boston in 1630, colony of Maryland in 1632 in New
Starting point is 00:44:55 York in 1664, when they capture from the Dutch. And all of those colonists would encounter tribes, but not getting into those encounters today. Since those encounters don't lead directly to the trail of tears. And this is already going to be a big episode without that info. In the 1670s, the French join in on the North American colonization trend when they settle Louisiana. Previously, they'd focus most of their colonial efforts on French French Canada, French, Canadian. I don't know if that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:45:21 That's what I want to say now. Having founded Quebec in 1608. On May 17, 1673, French explorers Louis, Juliet, and Jacques Marquette began exploring the Mississippi River in April of 1682. French explorers arrived at the mouth of the Mississippi, planned across and a column bearing the arms of the King of France. Almost a half a century later in 1718 Jean-BBaptiste Lemoine des Bienvilles, Mr. Long name, I'll command the French expedition of Louisiana. You found in the city of New Orleans in homage to the Regent Duke of audience. And all this would lead to a lot more conflict. It would become European nation versus European nation, European versus tribe, tribe versus
Starting point is 00:46:01 tribe, everyone competing for resources. In 1754, the French and Indian War breaks out. They began over a disagreement over some skittles. That's somebody ate all the fucking yellow ones and a lot of people like those the most. And the fish started flying. I wish. I know it began over a disagreement
Starting point is 00:46:18 over whether the upper Ohio River Valley was a part of the British Empire and therefore open for trade and settlement by Virginians and Pennsylvanians or part of the French Empire. And opened for trade and settlement by Virginians and Pennsylvanians or part of the French Empire. And the fight he would last until 1763. In this fight, the Cherokee allied with the British, while the French allied with several irrequient tribes, the Cherokee's traditional enemies.
Starting point is 00:46:37 The treaty that ended it was the Treaty of Paris and it gave Britain, Canada, as well as all of France's claims east of the Mississippi River. And there's several treaties of Paris, by the way. We're like, I thought the treaty of Paris was other year. Well, you probably right. There's a couple of treaties signed over there. This did not how we include New Orleans, which France was allowed to retain.
Starting point is 00:46:53 The treaty of Paris placed Florida under the rule of Britain, and the multiple southeastern indigenous tribes that lived there, now placed under British rule as well. But of course, they hadn't agreed to that. And a lot would, you know, not know that. It's not like someone called them up on their cell phones. You know, I told them it should have changed.
Starting point is 00:47:09 All I find that fascinating. When these lands were like, oh, at this time in history, would change from like the British to the French, the Americans. There was always like a group of people that were alive during this time. They had no idea. They were ever technically ruled by one king they would never met, meet, and then later ruled by one king they would never met meet and then later ruled by another king they would never meet.
Starting point is 00:47:27 They were just living their lives. Also the treaty gave many of the tribes what was called the Indian reserve, a giant piece of land covering much of the present American Midwest, large chunk of central Canada. Decades before the first reservations were established in the US, colonial Britain created this vast quote unquote Indian reserve across thousands of miles of its newly expanded territory. And now this is and this is big starting in 1763, no English settlers could legally travel through or acquire land west of the Appalachian mountains.
Starting point is 00:47:57 The new Indian reserve that massive swath of territory recently gained from France during the French and Indian war was off limits like this buffer zone and they didn't want their people going into it. And a lot of British colonists were pissed, like, you know, what did they just fight for? This would help set the stage for the American Revolution. Colonists wanted to expand, and now British King George III had just told them, nope, tough shit. You got to work with this land over here.
Starting point is 00:48:19 And the reserve, you know, it boxed them into the East Coast and the South. The existence of a new Indian reserve on land that some frontier colonists felt entitled to, some had even previously directly purchased, understandably fan tensions between colonists and their government. And more bloodshed would quickly follow. Native land starts to be given away kind of stolen really. So now, in words, in 1773, the Cherokee and Creek exchanged portions of their land to relieve debts.
Starting point is 00:48:43 They owed to white traders. And for having been manipulated by these white traders for years. They just didn't understand the white man's economy. They lived off the land and bartered, and now traders have taken advantage of them with currency. They don't quite get overcharging them, threatening to cut them off from new resources. They had now grown accustomed to and dependent on to pay off their debts. They seeded more than two million acres in Georgia through the treaty of Augusta, signing, you know, treaties written in the language that was not their primary language.
Starting point is 00:49:09 In 1775, more land is given away. The overhull chair of Kierberg, swatted to sell an enormous track of land in Central Kentucky to the privately owned Transylvania land company. This would be called the Treaty of Sikamor Sholes. Although land sales to private companies violated British law at the time, that law was never enforced and it didn't do shit to stop the white sellers. And they just moved the fuck on in. As the American Revolution came closer, the Cherokee were convinced that the British were
Starting point is 00:49:32 more likely to maintain agreed upon boundaries than a new government would so they announced their support for the British crown. Despite British attempts to restrain them in July of 1776, a force of 700 Cherokee under chief dragging canoe, not all the names are going to translate well, attack two US forts in North Carolina, eaten station and fort Wattaga. Both assaults failed and the tribes retreated into disgrace. These raids set off a series of attacks by Cherokee Creek and Chokton, frontier towns. The settlers responded by forming militias in September and October of 1776, waging a small scale
Starting point is 00:50:03 war. By the end of the fighting, Cherokee power was broken, crops and villages destroyed and their warriors dispersed. They were forced to surrender, vass tracks the territory in North and South Carolina at the Treaty of Dewitz corner on May 20, 1777 and then the Treaty of Long Island of Holston, on July 20, 1777. Peace on the border would last then for about two years. 1776, the Revolutionary War rages between the American colonists and the British and each size allies. We have done a suck on the Revolutionary War. That was back in suck 147.
Starting point is 00:50:32 You want to hear more? 1780 with Americans preoccupied with the British elsewhere. The Cherokee warriors again start up their raids. American colonels Arthur Campbell and John Severe and their forces subdue the Cherokee tribe again. The second treaty of Long Island of Holston on July 26, 1781 forces the Cherokee to give up even more territory. In 1783, Britain returned Florida to Spain.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Tribes are now have new leaders that many again don't fucking know about. Next year, 1784, Alexander McGilvere, a Creek leader negotiates the treaty of Pensacola with Spain for Muscogee Creek. The following year, 1785, would see the first treaty between the Cherokee and the brand new United States establishing peaceful relations. It was called the Treaty of Hopewell, named for Hopewell, Georgia, and involved exchanging prisoners on both sides and establishing boundaries for Cherokee hunting grounds in Tennessee and North Carolina. In the treaty's conclusion, the hatchet was said to be forever buried, and peace and friendship reestablished.
Starting point is 00:51:29 And that, of course, you know, would not be the case. A new line of thinking for the brand new United States would emerge in the late 1780s that the federal government should urge American Indians to abandon their traditional ways of life. They hoped that if, you know, natives learned how to live, worship, and farm like Christian Americans, there would be less conflict. I get the logic I do. But again, what a shitty decision, right? And so it odds with supposed American ideals.
Starting point is 00:51:53 America was supposedly founded on principles big on religious freedom, right? And this goes completely against that. Everything about stuff like that, you know, let the tribes worship wherever the fuck they want. Ligious freedom oftentimes was interpreted. Let's just freedom. Oftentimes, it was interpreted as just a Christian freedom. So, so much human conflict could be avoided. If more motherfuckers weren't so dogmatic and overly tribalistic, if more meet them in the middle could go down.
Starting point is 00:52:17 The US government now encouraged many tribes to run up debts, to traders and government stores, and how are those debts settled by giving away more land? Life was not terrible for all tribal members though. Some did choose to adapt to the white man's ways, some thrived, and Southern Creek territory along the border with the Mississippi territory, families of mixed creek and European ancestry
Starting point is 00:52:35 established farms and fairies, and increasingly created private wells from communal lands. With changing economies, came fundamental changes in the way men and women viewed themselves, men whose fame and self worth had previously rests on skills as warriors and hunters in the tribes. Now became cattle ranchers, some native women whose responsibilities had always included
Starting point is 00:52:52 the production of finished leather for household use as well as trade. Willingly now took up the loom, started working with cotton. But there was still the question of the land. Who did the land actually belong to? And as the 19th century began, land hungry Americans poured into the backcountry of the coastal of the coastal south began moving toward and into what would later become the states of Alabama and Mississippi. Escalating demands from more and more sessions of native escalating demands from more and more sessions of native land earned white people a new name among the creeks that meant people greedily
Starting point is 00:53:23 grasping after the lands of the red people. US government should have given them the ability to become citizens in homestead, their own land, right, own it like the white settlers could, but they didn't. No natives were offered US citizenship until 1831 and even then it would be a small group of chaktaugh. Nationally, citizenship would not be offered to the tribes until 1924. The same. Tensions began or tensions between white settlers and tribes. We keep mounting headed into the 19th century with the federal government, slowly moving away from the idea of civilizing slash integrating tribes and more into moving them out. The compact of 1802, also known as the Georgia compact, promised to extinguish
Starting point is 00:54:01 American Indian land titles in the state of Georgia. In it, the US paid Georgia $1.25 million US dollars for its central and western lands. In return, they promised that the federal government would extinguish American Indian land titles in Georgia. Another big land purchase in 1803 would sell the seeds for the trail of tears. In 1803, the US purchased 828,000 square miles of land from France doubling the young nation's size. This purchase would, for all intents and purposes, destroy what was left of that Indian reserve that King George III had established 40 years earlier for Britain in 1763.
Starting point is 00:54:33 The Louisiana Purchase would give President Thomas Jefferson an opportunity to implement an idea he'd played around with for years. Relocation of Eastern tribes beyond the Mississippi River. Their Jefferson suggested American Indians could transition to American culture at their own pace, retain their autonomy, and live free from the trespasses of white American settlers. He'd first proposed this to the tribes themselves, namely the Cherokee, although most Cherokees rejected the offer.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Small groups did move west to the Arkansas River area in 1810 and again between 1817 and 1819. In 1903, Jefferson sent a letter to, sorry, 1908, saw a river area in 1810 and again between 1817 and 1819. In 1903 Jefferson sent a letter to, sorry, 1903, jump way ahead there. He's, he lived a long time. He's a high lender. He was still live in the beginning of the 20th century. No, 1803 Jefferson sent a letter to William Henry Harrison,
Starting point is 00:55:21 the then governor of Indiana territory, where he spelled out the objectives of his policy in greater detail. He said, our settlements will gradually circumscribe and approach the Indians, and they will in time either incorporate with us as citizens or the United States or remove beyond the Mississippi. The former is certainly the termination of their history, most happy for themselves, but in the whole course of this, it is essential to cultivate their love. As to their fear, we presume that our strength and their weakness is now so visible that they must see we have only to shut our hands to crush them. And that all our liberal alities to them proceed from motives of pure humanity only. Should any
Starting point is 00:55:58 tribe be full hearty enough to take up the hatchet at any time, the seizing the whole country of that tribe and driving them across the Mississippi as the only condition of peace would be an example to others and a furtherance of our final consolidation. Damn, tough, tough words. We only have to shut our hand to crush them. He's not wrong, just intense heron like that. I think the speech would have been a fair one, actually, if the Americans had again just made the option of integration more humane.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Well, they didn't. They didn't want the tribes to blend in their culture with the culture of the new nation. They wanted them to renounce their old culture to abandon it and also then become second-class citizens. So very, very heartless and arrogant, tough, tough deal to sell. And there are still people like this today in some ways. You know, people get all bent out of shape by the side of like, you know, somebody wearing like a Muslim turban.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Like that's somehow un-American. Why can't they just, you know, people get all been out of shape by the side of like, you know, somebody wearing like a Muslim turban. Like that's somehow un-American. Why can't they just, you know, be an American? American can look a lot of different ways. Along as, you know, somebody's gluten the same flag, paying the same taxes, following the same laws, maybe we can shut the fuck up and let them enjoy, you know, the same, the same freedom. I don't know. Freedom. That's, that should be, you know, the primary value when it comes to being American,
Starting point is 00:57:06 not conformity. Not too long after Jefferson's census letter on January 30th, 1804, an interesting man named William Powell. Billy Powell is born near Tuskegee, Alabama. As an adult, Powell would be given the name Osceola. His name was a combination of Osce, a ceremonial black drink made from the Yapan holly and Yohola, meaning shout or shouter. Okay. Powell would go on to be one of the most influential, uh, seminal leaders in history of their people.
Starting point is 00:57:33 He had an interesting lineage. Powell was the great grandson of a Scotsman, James McQueen, also the son of a creek mother putting him squarely in the middle of the settler versus American Indian struggle. He was raised by his mom as Creek when he was 10 and 1814. Theks were defeated by the u.s. and the creek wars in william and his mother migrated to florida with a small group of other creeks and florida williams band of creeks joined up with some seminal people will catch up with power later uh... just know that he will be a major thorn on the side of the u.s. military in the seminal resist relocation now the georgia had all that land from Indian American titles thrown
Starting point is 00:58:05 out by the Georgia Compact. It was time to distribute them. From 1805 to 1833, the state of Georgia held lotteries to distribute the land seized from the Cherokees and creeks. During these years, there would be eight lotteries in total. In 1812, or by 1812, approximately one-fourth of the Cherokee Nation from the South Eastern US had voluntarily migrated to what was called Arkansas territory, which was land between the white and Arkansas rivers in northwest Kansas. June 18, 1812, the US declares war on Britain, beginning the war of 1812. There were three main things in the US, the US was responding to by declaring this war.
Starting point is 00:58:38 The British economic blockade of US ally France, the kidnapping of American semen and the British royal navy against their will, and the British support of tribes along the Great Lakes frontier. On that last point, the British had basically thought that by supporting Indigenous resistance, they could crumble to young US and maybe even get their prize colony back. Various tribes became involved in the conflict to secure British support for their own war against US. Of course, they were interested in fighting the US. The US had been constantly taking their shit. Despite that, a few tribes remained neutral, some even supported the United States, but the majority would ally with Britain. Some other tribes, ally with Spain, would
Starting point is 00:59:13 also use the war to strike in Americans. On July 17th, 1812, after being subjected to repeated raids by American plantation owners, the Spanish governor permits Florida tribes and former slaves to attack Georgia. On July 25, 1812, 270 warriors and 40 African former slaves attack plantations along the St. John's River. More escaped slaves. Soon join the Seminole forces, causing American military leader Colonel Smith to write, the Seminoles have several hundred fugitive slaves from the Carolinas in Georgia at present
Starting point is 00:59:41 in their towns. And unless they are checked soon, they will be so strengthened by more desertions from Georgia and Florida, it will be troublesome to reduce them. I like the way they talk back then. It will be troublesome to reduce their numbers. Let's deal with this meta quickly. We will find it bothersome and troublesome to deal with the troublesome bothersome situations is being developed. June 4th, 1812, the territory of Missouri is organized by Congress. It will soon become a new place where American Indian tribes will be relocated. During the War of 1812, which will last from June 18th, 1812 to February 18th, 1815,
Starting point is 01:00:17 another war in America is being fought. The first Creek War starts in 1813, lasts until the following year. The first Creek War began as a civil war war largely centered among the upper creeks whose towns were located on the Kuzah, Talapusa, and upper reaches of the Alabama rivers. Those are like the most southern words. Where was this happening? Well, it was happening along the rivers. It was along the Kuzah, the Talapusa, and Alabama rivers.
Starting point is 01:00:44 This struggle put into fact in the creeks became known as the Red Sticks against the Greeks who supported the National Council, a relatively new body that had developed from the traditional regional meetings of headmen from the Creek Towns. Americans fearful that more tribes were now ally with the British, quickly joined the war against the Red Sticks, turning the Civil War into a military campaign, campaigned designed to destroy Creek power And during this war future president Andrew Jackson would rise to prominence Then a general a militia general Andrew Jackson's West Tennessee militia of a thousand men was supported by 1300 cavalry commanded by his friend and fellow militia general john coffee
Starting point is 01:01:20 Uh, did I say cap cap will be right? I think I did if I didn't cavalry Uh, Jackson's force was also supplemented by a sizable contingent of Cherokee warriors. By November 3rd, Jackson secured the first American victory in the first Creek War when copies cavalry routed creeks at the town of, here we go. To lose a hatchy nailed it, uh, killing 200 warriors as well as a number of women and children. American folk hero and frontiersman, Davey Crockett.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Davey, Davey Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier. Serving in Tennessee, Tennessee, Militia commented, we shut him down like dogs. Brutal in his memoirs, he also described participating burning down a house where 46 Creek Warriors and their families had taken refuge. Another man fighting that day, Richard C. Cull, who would later become the
Starting point is 01:02:05 territorial governor of Florida, would later recall the following. The next morning after our march, we entered the Indian village, and here I first saw the carnage of the battlefield. I saw it in its worst aspect, when the hour of danger had passed, when I could excite no feeling or passion in my breasts, you control my sympathy and sorrow for human suffering. It was to me a horrible and revolting scene. The battle had ended in the village, the warriors fighting in their board houses, which gave little protection against the rifle bullets from musket ball. They fought in the midst of their wives and children, who frequently shared their bloody fate.
Starting point is 01:02:45 They fought bravely to the last, non-asking or receiving quarter, knorted resistance cease until the last warrior had fallen. Humanity might well have wept over the gory scene before us. We found as many as eight or ten dead bodies in a single cabin. Sometimes the dead mother clashed the dead child to her breast, and to add another appalling horror to the bloody catalog, some of the cabins had taken fire,
Starting point is 01:03:14 and half consumed human bodies were seen amidst the smoking ruins. In other instances, dogs had torn and feasted on the mangled bodies of their masters. Heart sick, I turned from the revolting scene. Very different seems the picture in the cool moment of an action, then in the excitement of battle, and the one passion, the desire to triumph and vengeance make demons. And the other as the brain becomes more composed, the pulse to beat less quickly, the heart resumes its sway, and it will be a relief to shed tears over the carnage around us. I remember an instant of a brave young soldier
Starting point is 01:03:53 who after fighting like a tiger until the engagement was over, fainted at the side of the blood, he had helped spill. Damn! His word really seemed to put you there, don't they? These were someone who's never been involved in anything like that. They seem to have wore his hell. It doesn't sound like at least from these sources, like anyone wanted to kill women and children that day. It sounds like people were trying to win a battle. Stay alive and all the men and women children ended up being
Starting point is 01:04:18 bottled up in the same buildings as people fighting and got just tragic. Also, to lighten things up a bit, which is tricky to do in today's topic, this guy's name was Richard Call, Dick Call, if you will, and that of course got my brain going, because I'm a child. I just have to acknowledge that his name is Dick Call
Starting point is 01:04:36 before moving forward, and also, I have to get this out of my system. It just, that name sounds like, it reminded me of like a fucked up roll call, right? Or instead of saying like, here, or a present, when your name's called, you just have to whip your dick out for the dick call, right? Just a bunch of dudes lined up at attention, flopping their dick out when their name is called Benjamin Cushing, Zip, flop, Malcolm Jackson, Zip, flop, Bohai Chang, Zipplop, Jonathan Martinez, Ziplop,
Starting point is 01:05:07 whoa Johnny, little two excited for Nick calls, this morning, simmer down. Reverend Dr. Joe Paisley, Ziplop, come on son, come on, flut them out, I don't mess around with Dick call, flop, it's not that cold in this room. You get it, come on, don't know, what's wrong with me. Back to the first Creek War. The first Creek War resulted in the total defeat of the Creek people at the hands of American
Starting point is 01:05:29 armies and their Indian American allies. The death rate during the various Creek War battles was high with estimates ranging from 1500 to 1300. And the treaty that ended the war, Andrew Jackson had the creeks. And I have to get this out of my head too. I should have flipped. I don't know why he flipped American Indian back then, to Indian American. You know what I meant.
Starting point is 01:05:47 The treaty to the end of the war, Andrew Jackson had the Greeks surrender over 23 million acres of their traditional land, lot of land, about one half of present day Alabama and a fifth of Georgia. From 1814 to 1824, Jackson would have a hand in negotiating so many more treaties, nine out of 11 treaties, which divested the southern tribes of their eastern lands and exchanged for lands in the West. Why did these tribes agree to have these treaties take more and more of their land? Well, because they didn't have much of a choice.
Starting point is 01:06:12 They didn't have any good choices being presented to them. If they didn't negotiate a treaty, they knew they'd eventually just be forced to leave. So they negotiated to try and appease the US government in hopes of retaining some of their land for a little while longer and to protect themselves from white harassment. As a result of all these treaties, the US states gained control over three quarters of Alabama and Florida, as well as parts of Georgia, Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky, and North Carolina. This was a period of voluntary native migration. However, and only a small number of creeks, Cherokee, and Choctaws actually did move to the
Starting point is 01:06:43 New Lanzar. Most remained on lands that now belong to the US government, you know, setting the stage for, you know, more conflict later. Meanwhile around 1815 to Seminole's were not negotiating. They were fighting right now. The Seminoles and Black Seminoles run away in freed slaves who lived on Seminoleans. We're aligned with the British against the Americans before and during the war of 1812, putting a big target on them when the US won the war of 1812 on February 18th, 1815.
Starting point is 01:07:08 By 1816, US soldiers destroyed a garrison on Seminole lands that was a refuge for escaped slaves and they killed around 270 people. The Seminole subsequently began raiding American settlements along the Georgia Florida border. Then the US army started making frequent incursions into Spanish Florida attacking the Seminole and recapturing slaves. The First Seminole War will begin in the fall of 1817, but lasts until 1819. On November 21st, 1817, the First Seminole War officially began when General Edmund P. Gaines attacked the Seminole town of Fowl Town with 250 men. The First Attent was beaten off by the Seminole.
Starting point is 01:07:44 The next day, November 22, 1817, the seminal were driven from the village. The retaliation of group of seminals laid siege to a boat carrying reinforcements to Fort Scott on the Appalachia Cola river and killed 43 men, women, and children. She's getting hugged on both sides. This is a good time to point out that it's not like the US was fighting dirty and the tribes were always fighting clean and took the high road. That also not true at all. Of a variety of tribes when they attacked US settlers did not stop at fighting with arm sellers.
Starting point is 01:08:10 They killed unarmed settlers, including unarmed women and children, you know, plenty of times. Again, wars hell. A week later, Seminole attacked a boat carrying supplies for camp Crawford. That event would become known as the Scott massacre because the boat was commanded by Lieutenant Richard W. Scott. There were 40 to 50 people in the boat, including 26 soldiers, seven wives of soldiers, and some children. And most of the boats
Starting point is 01:08:30 passengers were killed. The children were supposedly killed by having their heads bashed against the sides of the boat, and Scott was killed by having pine stakes driven into his body and set on fucking fire, an excruciating form of execution that had it fruits in ancient creek traditions. One woman in six men survived by jumping into the rivers, swimming into the opposite shore of the people who were attacking them, found a band of friendly creeks who would help them get to Camp Crawford, which was later renamed Fort Scott. US Secretary of War John C. Calhoun, not understandably happy about all this, and the orders general Andrew Jackson to lead an invasion to Florida and to wipe the Seminole's out.
Starting point is 01:09:05 In the spring of 1817, Jackson follows Calhoun's orders. He leads troops against Seminole villages on Lake Mika Sookie and along the 20 river destroying them as he goes. He also sees as the Spanish military post at what is now St. Mark's and then proceeds to take the Spanish held town of Pensacola, paving the way for Spain to give Florida to the US. By 1821, Florida was brought under full US control as Spain formally seats Florida to the US as part of the Adams-Owners Treaty.
Starting point is 01:09:30 And Andrew Jackson would be appointed by Congress as the first governor of the new Florida territory. More territory means more plans to move natives out of that territory. Between 1817 and 1827, the Cherokee tried to appease their new American rulers. They learned to speak English Many of them converted to Christianity a few years down the line They decide that rather than being governed by a traditional tribal council Tribe would create a two-house legislature modeled after the US right? They were trying real hard to assimilate would that assimilation help? No, not really
Starting point is 01:10:01 Because assimilation wasn't really what most wanted. They just wanted to take the land. Another shitty part of the history here. Even when tribe members did try to do what Americans wanted, they were usually still run out of town for not being white. They still usually had their shit taken from them by white settlers who took advantage of them for having little or no rights, right? People who knew the US government would not do shit to protect them.
Starting point is 01:10:22 On May 3rd, 1819 Congress passes an act regarding the civilization of the Indian tribes, more commonly known as the Civilization Fund Act of 1819. It was intended to protect American tribes against population declines, but it would actually have the opposite effect. There was a provision in it that gave the US president the authority and funds to take any actions that the office saw fit to make the tribes more quote civilized. Congress then authorizes an annual sum of $10,000 as a civilization fund to teach agriculture, reading, writing, and arithmetic to American Indian people, hoping they will adopt the
Starting point is 01:10:54 American's ways. In 1821, the Cherokee scholar, Sequoia, creates that, there we go, uh, syllabary. I think I said it wrong earlier. I think I said like syllab or something. A syllabi of the Cherokee language, a set of written symbols each of which represents a syllable used to write a given language. Yet again, we mentioned that earlier,
Starting point is 01:11:12 it's worth explaining a bit more here because it shows just how much the Cherokees were adapting, how hard they were trying. Before this, ah, syllabary, the Cherokees had viewed the white man's written, where,
Starting point is 01:11:23 written, my mouth is all over the place more than usual today I don't know what it's been doing that all day Before this the Cherokees had viewed the white man's written records as witchcraft. There we go This guy's wife Someone names in this suck. This Sequoia's wife actually burned his initial work as she believed it was some form of witchcraft first time He worked on this. After the delivery, they were able to codify their laws, adapt a written constitution, better govern and educate themselves, and express their viewpoints in print.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Some historians speculate that the Cherokee Nation likely had better literacy rates than their white neighbors. This also lead to other tribes developing their own written languages before long, all of the five civilized tribes had significant population to people who could read and write. From the end, that would not save the Cherokee and other tribes from the Trail of Tears. On February 28, 1823, the Supreme Court case, Johnson versus McIntosh, establishes that private citizens can't purchase lands directly from natives. So this is going to make things, you know, obviously harder for the tribes.
Starting point is 01:12:23 The court determines that the U.S. government had acquired free title to the land based on the long standing practices of European colonization. And therefore, natives could sell their land only to the US government. Again, this should have been given the option to homestead, like other citizens. This should have been able to just become citizens. Did not have to go down like this. So, September 18th, 1823, the Treaty of Maltry Creek ends the first Creek War. The treaty established a reservation in the center of Florida and on land that unfortunately
Starting point is 01:12:50 was not fit for the Seminole's traditional practices, practices of hurting and planting. The treaty also said that the Americans could build roads through the reservation. The U.S. government doubled down on that by building a series of forts and trading posts in the territory, mainly along the Gulf and Atlantic coast And July 1827 the Cherokees adopt their written Constitution and act that antagonize pro removal Americans in Georgia See like the Cherokees were really there to stay Like the US Constitution the Cherokee Constitution set up three branches of government It also outlined a due process in the court system including the speedy public trial by an impartial jury
Starting point is 01:13:24 It also outlined a due process in the court system, including the speedy public trial by an impartial jury, not being compelled to give evidence against oneself, no double jeopardy and protection against unreasonable searches and seizures. So what's going on here? Maybe I'm wrong, but I just don't see the point of trying to establish a country within another country. I mean, I get why the Cherokee did this. I get why they tried this. Right.
Starting point is 01:13:41 The US government was not doing fuck all to protect them, so they tried to protect themselves. Again, I think if they just could have been fucking citizens, this all could be avoided. It's just so weird to try and establish like a kind of country inside of another country that's just a recipe for confusion at best, a zastro at worst, I think. In 1828, Andrew Jackson is elected president and his presidency would not bode well for American Indians. The same year, 1828, the Cherokee Nation,, John Ross, as his chief, as their chief, excuse me, he would serve longer than anyone else in that position from 1828 to 1866.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Once he takes office, Jackson will not waste any time attempting to send the tribes west. On May 6, 1828, the Treaty of Washington signed. This treaty addresses members of the Cherokee Nation Nation west of the Mississippi, guaranteeing them seven million acres of land and a perpetual outlet west as far as the sovereignty of the U.S. extends. The government promises to give a good rifle, a blanket, a kettle, and five pounds of tobacco to each member of his family also one blanket, a just compensation for the property he may abandon to any Cherokee who promises to move west of the Mississippi. If you take this offer, that's even kind of a fucked up off.
Starting point is 01:14:48 Listen, I know you're going to leave all your stuff behind, but we're going to make it up to you. We're going to give you not just a pound of tobacco, five pounds. Come on. And, hey, and a blanket, not like one blanket. Come on. A blanket for every family member and a kettle. I mean, you know, a kettle and a rifle.
Starting point is 01:15:06 So, you know, that seems fair. You leave your homeland, leave everything you've, you know, ever known behind, and we're gonna give you some nice blankets. A few months later in December 20th, 1828, the state of Georgia takes matters into their own hands and matters of American Indian removal. Gold has been discovered now.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Near present day, Dalana. I think that's that. Yeah. Oh, Delanica. There we go. Delanica. There we go. Delanica. I got Delanica, Georgia. And this led to the first major gold rush in the US. And unfortunately for the Cherokee, the gold was discovered on Cherokee land. And that would considerably speed up the inevitable takeover of their land. Georgia was afraid that the US wasn't going to do anything to remove the Cherokee Nation to the state legislature, pass the series of laws that strip the Cherokee, the rights under the laws of the state. The Georgia legislature then annulled the Cherokee Constitution and ordered seizure of their lands, so much for that whole government within a government thing.
Starting point is 01:15:59 In January of 1829, John Ross, principal chief of the Cherokee Nation tribal band, leads a delegation to Washington, an attempt to get them to outrank the state of Georgia's recent ruling, and keep settlers off their land. Three months later, in April of 1829, John H. Eaton, Secretary of War, informs John Ross, the Cherokee delegates, that President Jackson would support Georgia's right to control Cherokee lands. In late 1829, Northern Georgia was flooded
Starting point is 01:16:25 by thousands of prospectors on the hunt for gold. By the spring of 1830, there were before a thousand miners working along, you'll, you'll, you'll the creek alone. A writer for the Cherokee newspaper, the Cherokee Phoenix said, our neighbors who regard no law or pay no respect to the laws of humanity
Starting point is 01:16:42 are now reaping a plentiful harvest by the law of Georgia Which declares that no Indian shall be a party in any court created by the laws or Constitution of that state These neighbors come over the line and take the cattle belonging to the Cherokee Cherokee go and pursue to their property But all they can do but all they can affect is to see their cattle snugly kept in the lots of these robbers We are in abused people if we can receive no red, we can feel deeply the injustice done to our rights. And this is so fucked up just to like have no recourse. Just imagine how crazy that would be. If all of a sudden like all of your neighbors, you know, like the laws apply to all them,
Starting point is 01:17:18 but you don't get the same rights at all. And like somebody comes and just takes them shit out of your yard and like, hey, what the fucking you call the place? Like, no, no, you can, they can do that. I'm not surprised more people have done already. yard and like, hey, what the fuck? And you call the police? They're like, no, no, they can do that. I'm not surprised more people haven't done it already. And then like, they just take your grill and then you just watch your neighbor barbecue and your grill, maybe you go get another grill. And then the fucking other, another neighbor takes it.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Call the police, like, no, we told you before. They can take whatever they want. Sorry, nothing we can do. You know, you're not a citizen, you don't have any rights. So, you know, they do. Actually, they have the rights to take your stuff legally. So what the court decided, it's just so fucked up. Okay. January 1st, 1830 with the force of some 30 Cherokee and the permission of the federal government, the Cherokee leader major ridge of Vicks white settlers now from
Starting point is 01:17:58 Cherokee land along the Georgia, Alabama border. And this eviction will infuriate Georgia politicians. So somebody does try and be like, you know what? Fuck that. Our law says you can't be here. Get out. February 15th, 1830, the debates over removing or keeping American Indian tribes, rages in Congress, a vast majority of the legislature is pro removal, but there were small vocal pockets of opposition, including Quakers and abolitionists who champion Native rights. There was also people who weren't law makers getting in on the discussion, in a petition to Congress, an 1830-year group of women from
Starting point is 01:18:28 Stuvenville, Ohio, used their only political right, the right of petition to protest, the Cherokee removal, and to argue in favor of Native American natural rights. Part of this petition read, even in private life,
Starting point is 01:18:41 we may not presume to direct the general conduct, or control the acts of those who stand in the near and guardian relations of husbands and brothers. Yet all admit that there are times when duty and affection call on us to advise and persuade as well as to cheer or console. And if cheer or console. And if we approach the public representatives of our husbands and brothers, only in the humble character of suppliance and the cause of mercy and humanity, may we not hope that even the small voice of female sympathy will be heard.
Starting point is 01:19:12 And despite of the undoubted national right which the Indians have to the land of their forefathers and in the face of solemn treaties, pledging the faith of the nation, for their secure possession of those lands, it is intended we are told to force them from their native soil to compel them to seek new homes in a distant and dreary wilderness. To you then as the constitutional protectors of the Indians within our territory, and as the peculiar guardians of our national character and our counters warfare, we solemnly and honestly appeal to save this remnant of much injured people from annihilation, to shield our country from the curses denounced, on the cruel and ungrateful, and to shelter the American character from the last-team, dishonor. And that petition
Starting point is 01:19:55 would be ignored. Also the way people wrote back then, I often wonder, is that how they talked just conversation a lot too? It's very, very flowery. It seems like they could have said all of that in like one paragraph instead of five. Me, can you imagine having to listen to somebody? It's just like talk to that way conversationally. Ah, dear, hello brother, it is so good to see you. I'm so glad to be in your company.
Starting point is 01:20:20 I was wondering, perhaps as I often wonder and many of my fellow friends will wonder, will I still enjoy the company of my brethren, if it has been many years since I've seen them before? And they're just, what the fuck? Just, what are you trying to say, Susan? Are you worried about? No, we're fine. We're good. We can hang out. Let's just go hang out. Okay, just fuck, I feel like back then I'm so impatient. I'll be conscious. It's, it's, it's, it's, come on. Spit it out. We're trying to say we don't like it. Well, there you go. Okay. We think it's wrong. Boom Okay, next short sense. All right. We heard you
Starting point is 01:20:54 Also, how fucked up just the just the way things were so misogynistic back then just the beginning of that Letter, you know like, you know, normally we We just uh, you know listen to our husbands and brothers and um, you know, like, you know, normally we, we just, you know, listen to our husbands and brothers. And, you know, it's our duty just to try and advise and persuade some times, but not too much. Oh, it's shit. Things are not perfect now, but God, they've gotten a lot better.
Starting point is 01:21:16 May 28th, 1830 Congress passes the Indian removal act. Lawmakers were deeply divided over this act. The US Senate vote was 28 to 19 in favor. The vote in the House representatives was even closer, 102 to 97. A President Andrew Jackson signed the measure into law on May 28, 1830, the first part of the act went like this. Be it enacted by the Senate in the House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, that its shall and may be lawful for the President
Starting point is 01:21:45 of the United States to cause so much of any territory belonging to the United States, west of the River Mississippi, not included in any state or organized territory, and to which the Indian title has been extinguished, as he may judge necessary, to be divided into a suitable number of districts, for the reception of such tribes or nations of Indians as made choose to exchange the lands where they now reside and remove there That was one sense that didn't even finish it ended with a dot a dot Some wordy motherfuckers, but this act vastly extended the power of the federal government and especially the president had over the tribes Section seven would read this is a little shorter here, and be it further enacted, that it shall and maybe lawful for the president to have the same superintendents and care over any tribe
Starting point is 01:22:35 or nation in the country, to which they may remove as contemplated by this act that he has now authorized to have over them at their present places of residents. Uh, residents, yeah. Uh, yeah, Jackson was at the helm of the creation of this act. And his president now is biggest enforcer. I cannot be a politician. I got people talking that legal language. All the time I go crazy.
Starting point is 01:22:57 I had to listen to one boring dude after another, be like, and furthermore, may it impress this Senate that for the act of creating this act shall thusly be satisfied for thou and thee and shut the fuck up, Reginald. Just fucking spit it out, I'm hungry. It annoys me like reading it second hand. I can't imagine you're back then. I got it. I don't know, people move to slower pace back then. Jackson's attitude towards tribe members
Starting point is 01:23:29 was paternalistic, patronizing, and at best, contemptuous, at worst. Why did he feel what he felt towards them? Well, as a boy in the 1770s, Jackson's later sentiments were partially shaped by listening to stories of native violence toward settlers. And with no apparent understanding of their motives, he developed prejudices that he, like many Americans of his day, would hold throughout his life.
Starting point is 01:23:48 He routinely called them savages, people of mixed heritage, he called half breeds. He was unshakable in his conviction that Americans should just be removed from the south. He said them as violent people. When news at the Red Sticks were attacking settlers reached him in Nashville, he asked, is the citizen of the United States to remain under the barbarous, can settlers reach him a Nashville he asked is the citizen of the United States to remain under the barbarous or barbarous lash of cruel and unrelenting savages. Just one of them gone and so did many other settlers. And for many of them, not actually always in cruel in a cruel way. They seem to have really thought it would be better for everyone just to have them relocate
Starting point is 01:24:19 West. Many Americans at the time seem to truly believe that the US would never extend beyond the Mississippi, right? They'd be happier. They were the needs could go live, you know, west of the Mississippi and it's going to be great for everybody. And if that would have been true, then relocation would have, I guess, maybe saved everyone, but white settlers, you know, they could no longer fear attacks. Tribes could live in a vast land where they could govern themselves in peace, but that was never going to happen. I mean, you as
Starting point is 01:24:39 expansionism was just not going to stop. I don't know how people could actually think that. Also, I find this fast. Many white people at the time were not in favor of removal and relocation for the tribes. A lot of people at the time did feel it was morally wrong. Not everyone held Andrew Jackson sentiments, not at all. Politician Edward Everett, a congressman from Massachusetts at the time, said this as a part of a series of speeches
Starting point is 01:25:02 on the Indian removal act. He said, the evil sir is enormous. The inevitable suffering is the inevitable suffering and calculable. Do not stay in the fair fame of the country. Nations of dependent Indians against their will under color of law are driven from their homes into the wilderness. You cannot explain it. You cannot reason it away. Our friends will view this measure with sorrow and our enemies alone with joy. And we ourselves, sir, when the interests and passions of the day are passed, shall look back upon it.
Starting point is 01:25:29 I fear with self reproach and regret as bitter as unavailing. Interestingly, even the legendary frontiersman and Tennessee Congressman David Crockett, David, David Crockett, who fought as we mentioned in the first Creek War with Jackson opposed the Indian removal act declaring that his opposition would not make me ashamed in the day of judgment. Despite the opposition in the law past, Jackson was real quick to get the removal ball rolling. The Treaty of Dancing Rabbit Creek was a treaty signed on September 27th, 1830, between the Choctaw Tribe and the US government. This was the first removal treaty
Starting point is 01:26:10 that occurred under the Indian removal act. The treaty removed the Choctaw from their land and provided them with reservations in Oklahoma. Thousands of Choctaw would now walk 500 miles through blizzards. Imagine that imagine walking 500 miles to good weather. If you're young, imagine your grandpa or grandma having to do that. They could have been allowed to become full citizens again. Nope. The blitzers combined with food and wagon shortages led to the deaths of hundreds between a third and half of those who began the journey did not see it to the end. Man, imagine walking 500 miles and having your grandparents die halfway into the trip. Halfing to quickly toss their bodies into a shallow grave and then just keep on walking.
Starting point is 01:26:42 That's what happened. That march became known as the Choctaw Trail of Tears. Alex Day Tocqueville, a famous French writer and thinker. I think I'm saying his name wrong, so I apologize. I don't have the pronunciation guide with him. It's it's it's Alexis Day and then it's Tocue, UEVI LLE. So talk who knows? I can I guess, but I'm not going to be fucking even close. He was visiting Memphis when the Choctaw arrived on their way west and he would write, the wounded, the sick, the newborn babies, and the old men on the point of death. I saw them embarked across the Great River and the site will never fade from my memory.
Starting point is 01:27:22 Neither sob nor complaint rose from that silent assembly. Their afflictions were of long standing and they felt them to be irremediable needless tragedy. On December 6, 1830 Andrew Jackson makes his second message or annual message to Congress. He tries to make them arch. He just heard sound like something awesome. Like it's a great thing. Everything's good, everything's really good. The people walking and dying on the way west, it's what's best. You know, it's fine. Everything's fine.
Starting point is 01:27:51 It gives me pleasure to announce to Congress that the benevolent policy of the government steadily pursued for nearly 30 years in relation to the removal of the Indians beyond the white settlements is approaching to a happy consummation. Two important tribes have accepted the provision made for their removal, and it is believed that their example will induce the remaining tribes also to seek the same obvious advantage. What good man would prefer a country covered with forests and range by a few thousand savages to our extensive republic, studied with cities, towns, and prosperous farms, and filled with all the blessings of liberty, civilization, and religion.
Starting point is 01:28:33 Doubtless, it will be painful to leave the graves of their fathers. But what do they, more than our ancestors, did, or then our children are now doing? How many thousands of our own people would gladly embrace the opportunity over moving to the West on such conditions? Come on everybody! Don't be sad about the trail of tears? They should call it the Trail of Happy Fun!
Starting point is 01:28:56 The Trail of Exciting Possibilities! The Trail of a Kick-ass Fresh Start! The Trail of an Art You So Lucky to be walking along this sick ass fucking trail motherfucker. Oh enjoy it. Oh, God, he's that was some propaganda there. Oh my God. And also just taking random shots. What good man would want living a bunch of fucking woods, T.P. anyway, instead of a fucking farm. I mean, good riddance, right? They're lucky and they don't even appreciate it. As grandparents are marching to death on some trail.
Starting point is 01:29:30 Jackson tried to appeal to settlers sensibilities by pointing out that the tribes were doing, you know, just what the settlers forefathers, and they themselves had done. They were just ahead and west for new lands. Now, it's a good thing. He just failed to mention that they, you know, they wouldn't be given ownership of land out west and the way home stateers would, and also failed to mention that, you know, when the white settlers moving out west out west and the way home stators would and also failed to mention that you know when uh... the white sellers moving out west uh... they weren't being done you know so at gunpoint
Starting point is 01:29:50 so slightly different circumstances motivation there uh... on march eighteen eighteen thirty one the Cherokee nation decides to fight back to legal channels they take their fight to the supreme court in a case called Cherokee nation versus state of Georgia Cherokee nation was responding to the steadyions of the rights that had taken place, you know, throughout the 1820s by the Georgia state legislature. The assets of Supreme Court had determined whether a state can impose its laws on indigenous peoples and their territory, and they wouldn't get the answer they wanted.
Starting point is 01:30:16 On March 18th, 1831, Chief Justice John Marshall declared that the Indian territory is admitted to compose a part of the United States and affirmed that the tribes were domestic dependent nations and their relations in the United States resembles that of a ward to his guardian. So right, that country was inside a country that is now where the court rules, that it does not have the jurisdiction over the case. Marshall also then denies Indians the right to court protection because they are not subject to the laws, the constitution. He says that these tribes is distinct political entity, capable of managing its own affairs. So he says, he says, you don't get to manage
Starting point is 01:30:47 your own, you're not your own country, but I can't help you because you're your own country. This ruling shows how fucked up America's relationship with the tribes was at this point. Right. The rule is being independent political entities when they asked the US government to protect them, to help them. And then they're ruled as not being independent political entities when they, you know, other people asked the US government to take their shit. Oh, very confusing. From 1831 to 1832, several tribes in Ohio signed trees that lead to their removal, including the Seneca, Shawnee, and Ottawa.
Starting point is 01:31:13 1832 would be a busy year. Andrew Jackson's Rele accident president, the Treaty of Pains Landing begins a process of removing the Seminole from Florida, the Treaty of Pontateauk and Mississippi starts the same process for the Chikasaw, up north to Huron of Ohio, see their lands, the Treaty of McCutchensville. The following tribes conclude various treaties with the US and are forced to give up their lands as well,
Starting point is 01:31:35 the sack and fox seedlands east of the Mississippi River for some land in Kansas, the Prairie Band of Potawat, ooh, Potawatomi, Pot uh, Seedlands in Indiana for landing Kansas, the Shawnees, Delaware Seedlands in Missouri for lands in Kansas, the, uh, Kaskai, Kask, oh my gosh, Kaskia, Kaskaskia, and Pioria, Seedlands in Illinois in Missouri, small tribes of Stockbridge, Muncie, Brotherton, New York, Oida, seedlands, the Piancaxia, the Wii and Illinois and Missouri seedlands, 1832 would see another big Supreme Court case. In Worcester versus Georgia, Supreme Court rules that the federal government, not the
Starting point is 01:32:16 states, has jurisdiction over Indian territories. The case came about because of a missionary living among the Cherokees, Samuel A. Worcester, who was jailed for refusing to comply with the Georgia law that required all white settlers residing on Indian land, swear in oath of allegiance to the state. Basically, Georgia didn't like white people just deciding to live amongst the Cherokey without their expressed written permission. But these missionaries led by Worcester decided they didn't care what the federal government thought. They felt that the only need of the Cherokees permission to live on the land. The missionaries had been allowed, or sorry, they didn't care with the state government
Starting point is 01:32:47 thought. If the missionaries had been allowed to continue living on Cherokee land, that would have meant that the Cherokee decided what happened on their land, not the government. The missionaries weren't, Worcester and his crew were arrested and given a hard labor. In the case, we'll make its way to the Supreme Court. This time, Chief Justice John Marshall makes a different call. He rules against Georgia and says that the American Indian must be treated as nations by the national government and that state laws have no force on their territories. Supreme court rules that the Cherokee
Starting point is 01:33:12 nation was entitled to federal protection from the state laws of Georgia, including the one about who could live there. The case established that now no one could enter Cherokee lands without the permission of the Cherokee or a treaty, but not everyone would cooperate with this ruling. Laws only have power if they are enforced. If not, there's nothing more than words on paper. This is another shitty part of this kind of legacy here. Everyone's to wild, pro-native legislation of some sort would be passed, but it was then not enforced.
Starting point is 01:33:39 Defying the court, Georgia kept Worcester in jail. It was just like, all right, you can fucking pass a lot. We don't give a shit. We're still going to do it the way we want to do it. And then President Jackson backed them up. I want asked to correct the situation. He said the chief justice has made his ruling. Now let him enforce it.
Starting point is 01:33:53 So you know, that's basically saying like, don't give a shit. And the ruling would never be enforced. Now back to the seminal in Florida. On May 9th, 1832, the seminal in the US signed the Treaty of Pains Landing. The treaty says the seminals would move west of the Mississippi along with the Creeks. That wouldn't exactly go as planned. It would take almost 20 years and 15 million dollars to force a tribe from New Lands. In 1833, the Kwa Pa people of Arkansas concluded treaty that removed the tribe to applaud
Starting point is 01:34:18 a land in the tiny Northeast corner that boarded Kansas and Missouri. That year the Illinois Kickapoo also removed the Kansas. The Ottawa's of Ohio gave up their land relocated. 1833, the Choctaw will remain to them, finish their forest removal, Indian Territory. Each of these tribes will experience their own trail of tears. 1834 Congress restructured the Bureau of Indian Affairs as the Department of Indian Affairs, expanding the agency's responsibilities to include regulating trade with the tribes and administering the Indian lands in the West. Same year, the Kato tribe of Louisiana were instructed to follow previous tribes to Indian territory.
Starting point is 01:34:53 They ultimately migrated to the Indian Republic of Texas. Federal agents also oversaw the removal of the home way of the Appalachia cola. There we go. Appalachia cola of Florida in 1834 and the beginnings of Creek Removal. So many different tribes. Don't worry about keeping track of all of them. It's a totality that's important. With so many different tribes arriving in Indian Territory, the government now started
Starting point is 01:35:15 to redefine what Indian Territory was and how American Indians were going to fit in to the US government system. The Indian Intercourse Acts of 1834 designated territories west of Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana is Indian territory, extending from the red river of Texas north to the Canadian border. First is a huge swathaland. In December 1834, David Crockett writes letter complaining about President Jackson's forced removal of the Cherokees from their homes to Oklahoma. David Crockett, we got to suck him someday, interesting fascinating life, interesting to know that David Crockett was anti-removal because he had the exact kind
Starting point is 01:35:48 of legendary frontiersman status that people usually seem to associate with being violently anti-Indian. David Crockett was born in Eastern Tennessee on August 17, 1786, one of nine children of pioneer parents, John and Rebecca Crockett, much like President Jackson himself. Like Jackson Crockcket received no significant academic education. For much of his teenage life, his teacher was the frontier. He became a skilled woodsman scout and hunter. Like Jackson, he fought against American Indians. In 1813, Crocket joined the Tennessee militia as a scout and fought against the Creek Indians in Alabama. He participated
Starting point is 01:36:20 in that massacre at, uh, to lose a hatchee led by Jackson in retaliation for a native attack on Fort Mims. We talked about that, that battle where he said the creek were shot down like dogs. Unlike Jackson, he was not pro removal. He felt it was wrong. I think this is really important to note because sometimes I am often guilty this myself. You know, I'll think like, yeah, a lot of fucked up stuff happened, but it was a different time.
Starting point is 01:36:41 People had different beliefs, so you can't really blame them, right? You can't expect them to understand how wrong what they were doing was. You can't judge early 20th century morality by 2021 standards. But maybe you can sometimes. Crockett thought it was wrong in 1834 and he was not alone. So maybe people did know that what they were doing was super fucked up here. Or at least a bunch of people probably did and they just did it anyway because they just wanted to land. Back to Crocket's letter. Crocket opposed American Indian removal and he was worried that if Jackson's vice president
Starting point is 01:37:10 Martin Van Buren was elected president in 1836, the American Indian removal he despised would continue. Crocket even went so far as to say that a van Buren was elected. Crocket would leave the U.S. for the wilds of Texas. Longer quote from his letter goes like this, I will consider that government, I will consider that government a paradise to what this will be. In fact, this time our Republican government
Starting point is 01:37:32 has dwindled almost into insignificancy, our boasted land of liberty have almost bowled to the yoke of bondage. And Crockett actually would go to Texas before Martin Van Buren was elected president. He would die in the battle of the Alamo on March 6, 1836, a couple months before the election. Got to suck that dude.
Starting point is 01:37:48 Yeah, again, one of these days. April 3rd, 1835. We're back with a seminal now, one of the few tribes who have been able to resist any force from move up to this point. On April 3rd, Indian agent Wiley Thompson, who's a former Georgia politician, tells seminal leaders that the Treaty of Pains landing went through and it is time to begin relocating. And a sad twist, Wiley Thompson was at one time considered a friend by the Seminole leader, Osiola, O'Billy Powell, who we met earlier.
Starting point is 01:38:14 Thompson even gave Oceola a rifle as a gift. And then Thompson would start pursuing Georgia's policies, eliminating the diplomatic status of any Seminole who opposed the removal treaty and stopping the trade of ammunition to the tribe. Oceola felt insulted by Thompson's actions. Said they were barbaric, and the one-time allies became enemies. On one occasion, while the events of the seminal defiance were still unfolding, Oceola angrily barged into Thompson's office to express his dissatisfaction with the Indian
Starting point is 01:38:39 agent's actions against his people. In response, Thompson ordered Oceola's rest, had his friends six nights at Fort King. They'll he agreed to sign the Treaty of Pains Landing. Oceola was offended deeply on two fronts at the fact of his imprisonment and at Thompson's heavy-handed persuasion. He penned his own signature and swore to get even with the American and the Seminole community would back Oceola up saying that the Treaty of Pains Landing was signed under the coercion and derest and they would not accept the terms. Tensions were high, war was coming. On December 23rd, 1835, two U.S. Army companies of 110 men each set off from Fort Brook near present-day Tampa on their way to Fort King, which is present-day O'Cala or O'Cala.
Starting point is 01:39:17 The companies included soldiers from the second artillery, third artillery, and fourth infantry regiments and were led by major Francis Langhorn Dade. Their mission was simple. They were resupplying at enforces to Fort King and they were being shadowed by seminal warriors who followed them at a distance silently riding a couple of swamp horses, some fatouxely, some gator seats. I wish that was true so badly. Now I pictured the gator seats with spiked little war settles on their backs.
Starting point is 01:39:40 They have steel war helmets on their gator heads. And they're trained that when you give them the right command, they let you dismount and then they rush your enemy and try and kill them. Just fucking chomp them. How stupid that be if you had a swamp horse, they could attack people on its own. Anyway, confrontation is looming. The seminal scouts watch the soldiers in their sky blue uniforms for five days before the war would begin. On December 28th, 1835, the second seminal war begins. While the first seminal war saw the US pitted against the Seminoles when the US made incursions into the Spanish-held Florida, this time the Seminoles were on the offensive.
Starting point is 01:40:11 As major France's day marched from Fort Brook towards Fort King, 187 warriors led by war chiefs, mechanopie, alligator, and jumper attacked him, not making of those names. Only one or two men of that army detachment sources differ survived the ambush. Major Dade, who was on horseback, was killed in the Seminole's very first shot fired by chief, McCampy, following Dade's death command passed to George, Captain George W. Gardener, and eyewitness account by the Seminole leader alligator
Starting point is 01:40:39 went like this. We had been preparing for this for more than a year. Just as the day was breaking, we moved out of the swamp into the Pine Barren. I counted by direction of a jumper, 180 warriors. Upon approaching the road, each man chose his position on the west side, about 9 o'clock in the morning the command approached. So soon as all the soldiers were opposite, the jumper gave the whoop. The canopy fired the first rifle.
Starting point is 01:41:05 The signal agreed upon, when every Indian arose and fired, which laid upon the ground dead more than half the white men. The cannon was discharged several times, but the men who loaded it were shot down as soon as the smoke cleared away. As we were returning to the swamp, supposing all were dead, an Indian came up and said, the white men were building a fort of logs. Jumper and myself myself with ten warriors returned. As we approached, we saw six men behind, two logs placed one above another,
Starting point is 01:41:30 with the cannon a short distance off. We soon came near, as the balls went over us. They had guns, but no powder. We looked in the boxes afterwards and found they were empty. So blood has been spelt and the second seminal war is on. The campaigns, the second seminal war really showcased the elite guerilla warfare abilities of the seminal jumper alligator, mechani, Oceola, leading less than 3,000 warriors were pitted against four US generals and more than 30,000 troops. It was the fiercest and bloodiest war
Starting point is 01:41:58 between Americans and American Indians. The United States would spend more than 20 million dollars fighting the seminals. The war left more than 1500 soldiers and an uncounted number of Americans civilians dead by the war's end in 1842. One of the American dead ended up being that Indian agent Wiley Thompson. On December 28th, 1835, Oceola shot him with the very rifle that Thompson had previously gifted him. How crazy is that? Onder Thompson's last words were, are you kidding me?
Starting point is 01:42:23 With that gun, are you fucking kidding me? And he dies. Raid skirmishes and a handful of larger battles raided throughout the Florida Peninsula over the next few years. Now let's see how the chickazies and their plan of legal resistance. I'm sorry, now let's see how these Cherokees and their plan of legal resistance is going in 1835. Not well.
Starting point is 01:42:43 On December 29th, 1835, the treaty of New Echota commanded that all Cherokees were to be removed to west the Mississippi River. The treaty of New Echota was brokered by a small contingent of Cherokee leaders, including Major Ridge, his son John Ridge, and Elias Bhutanat. Who wasn't there was Chief John Ross and a majority of the tribe that didn't like the terms of the treaty and didn't want to sign. This was a strategy the US federal government would deploy time and time again when dealing with the tribes.
Starting point is 01:43:06 They'd find a group that claimed to represent a tribe's interest, a group that was willing to do what they wanted them to do, and have them sign when needed to be signed while the real tribal rulers either had no idea what the fuck was going on, or were adamantly opposed to what was going on. Super shady. The terms of this treaty had the Cherokee give up all their lands in Georgia for territory in present day Oklahoma. This treaty led directly to the Cherokee Trail of Tears, the march most associated with the Trail of Tears. A small contingent of tribe members who signed a belief
Starting point is 01:43:32 that removal was inevitable and tried to protect Cherokee rights in the process as best they could, thinking that they had to bargain while they still had some chips to bargain with. And not necessarily wrong there. The new bargainers were a group of rising young chiefs in the Cherokee Nation who wanted to change the way the Cherokee and the U.S. government interacted. Head chief, John Ross, strongly disagreed with them. And his disagreement will be shown violently later. Protesting the treaty of New-Echo to Ross and other leaders of the Cherokee Nation, wrote a letter to Congress in it. He wrote that the majority of Cherokees, over 15,000 opposed the treaty. Ross attacked the treaty on all fronts, saying it was a pretended treaty and that the agreement was not legitimate
Starting point is 01:44:09 because it was not supported by the majority of the nation. He gives reasons against removing Cherokee people to Indian territory, defends himself against various accusations, especially those made by John F. Schmeverhorn, a US commissioner. Ross followed up his letter with the memorial of protests, which was dated June 21st up his letter with the memorial of protest, which was dated June 21st, the memorial outlined the history of agreements between the US and Cherokees and objection to activities of Georgia against the Cherokee Nation and people. It offered significant evidence of oppression and mistreatment as evidence of Georgia's overstepping its legitimate authority.
Starting point is 01:44:39 But in the end, right, being right and all these letters, it just wouldn't change anything, sadly. We'll check back in with the Cherokee in 1838. Right now, the Creek are being removed. During the Creek removal of 1836, chief Nia Miko and his people are chained in force march from East Alabama to Montgomery, another trail of tears. One observer remarked that it moved the stoutest heart to see a once mighty people, fettered and chained together, forced to depart from the land of their fathers into a country unknown to them. Meanwhile, the Seminoles still fighting on June 2nd,
Starting point is 01:45:11 1837 Seminole leaders Oceola or Oceola Abiyaka and Koakuchi aka chief Wildcat. Great name appeared a Seminole and Caminot near Fort Brook around dawn. They persuaded a group ofcat, great name, appeared a seminal and cabinet near Fort Brook around dawn. They persuade a group of seminals who are waiting to start their removal to disappear with them into the forest swamps or into the Florida swamps with supplies, food and ammunition. Little over four months later, that October, Oceola's resistance will come to an end when US general Thomas Jessup, Bates Oceola by waving a white flag, signifying surrender, inviting the seminal to peace talks. Oceola, along with several other seminal leaders, go to the peace talks, hoping for a beneficial
Starting point is 01:45:47 arrangement instead. Oceola has captured a Fort Payton transferred to Fort Marion near St. Augustine, Florida. So shady shit. Military strategy wise, you know, I get why the US government tricked foreign leaders like this, but morally, how shitty, right? And if you don't think it's shitty, imagine anyone, you know, your nation has fought in recent memory doing this 20 years leaders. Like even in war, there are rules of engagement, which is why there are war crimes. And here the US commits some war crimes. Uh, Osceola, uh, last and final transfer in December that year was to Fort Maltry in South
Starting point is 01:46:16 Carolina, where he was in prison for three months, who remained in prison until his death on January 30, 1838 died from some kind of throat infraction. While sick, he refused to be treated with the white man's medicine. Probably thought it was poison, right? Can't blame him. Oceola was given a proper military burial at Fort Multree and then he was decapitated in his body
Starting point is 01:46:35 studied by US Army Surgeon Frederick Weedon, so maybe not the most respectful burial. With Oceola in prison and then dead, the US was confident their war with the Seminoles would end. No, other Seminole leaders stepped up and just kept the battle going for quite a while longer. On December 25th, 1837, the Battle of Okichobe, or Okichobe takes place. It was the largest bloodiest battle of the Second Seminole war, fought between 800 troops of the first, fourth and sixth infantry regiments,
Starting point is 01:47:01 and 132 Missouri volunteers under the command of General Zach retailer and between 380 and 487, led by Billy Bowlegs, Abiyoka, or Abiyaka, and Halpatter, Tustonugi. Prior to this, Teda was leading his troops down the Kassimi River when they received word of the encampment. Teda ordered a frontal assault as opposed to surrounding the hammock of dense trees and attacking. A little did they know that the seminoles had sensed their arrival, a prepared for such an attack and preparation, the seminoles would cut the grass short on the top of the hammock that overlooked a swampy area where they hid. This allowed for an unobstructed firing lane.
Starting point is 01:47:36 They also took advantage of the fact that the muck was so thick that soldiers and horses alike would sink into it, slowing down the enemy's movements. The initial seminole fire sent Taylor's troops fleeing, but then Taylor was persistent sending in rank after rank after rank of troops to attack. With Taylor's final infantry rank sent in, they were able to overtake the seminals and drive them away from the battlefield. Taylor then called in as reserve first infantry to secure the area and claim victory. They just had way more men. One of the Americans casualties, or of the Americans casualties, 28 were killed, 112 wounded. many of the wounded would die soon after of injuries The American press held it as a great victory, but in reality the US killed very few
Starting point is 01:48:11 Seminole warriors only 12 bodies were recovered from their side the vast majority escaped into the Everglades The Seminole drove their families and meager belongings deeper into the Everglades were an estimated 300 of the original 3,000 would hide on remote islands for the next decade or longer. They refused to be relocated. I definitely admire their tenacity. 1837, the Chickasaws do get relocated. They leave their homes settling on the western fringe of Choctaw occupied lands in Indian territory. The following year, the national debate over American Indian removal is reaching a fever pitch every day. Congress gets letters and support of American Indian removal, others condemning it. Most of the letters are focused around Cherokee lands and in April, Congress decides to send federal troops in to prepare to remove the Cherokee and may of 1838, the roundup begins.
Starting point is 01:48:57 As the deadline for voluntary removal on May 23rd, 1838 approached, President, Bamburin, appoints general Winfield Scott to lead the Forcible Removal Operation. Commanding some 7,000 troops Scott arrives in Georgia on May 26, beginning a forcible evacuation at gunpoint. An estimated 17,000 Cherokee, along with about 2,000 black slaves,
Starting point is 01:49:19 forced to move over the next three weeks. And at that time, the South suffers the worst drought in recorded history. The drought would last until 1841 with Charleston Illinois seeing temperatures that reach 107 degrees, the hottest temperatures they would see until 1881, Huntsville, Alabama's dryest year on record is still to this day 1839. It was a real, real hot couple of dry summers. The drought would worsen the Cherokees already terribly, you
Starting point is 01:49:45 know, or already terrible for us migration in June of 1838. Federal agents started accompanying Cherokee people from their homes in Georgia. The first of three detachments, totally in about 2,800 people left on June 6 by steamboats and barges on the Tennessee River at present age chat in Newgatenas Sea. The other two groups will soon follow. The marches begin on August 28, 1838. Head Chief John Ross agrees to lead the Cher will soon follow. The marches begin on August 28th, 1838. Head chief John Ross agrees to leave the Cherokee, Oklahoma. The infamous trail of tears has begun for the Cherokee. Having been and having been held in miserable internment camps for days or weeks before their journeys begin, many of them start to trip ill. Some of them die before
Starting point is 01:50:19 the journey starts as far as the March portion, even if they're not sick, you know, they're terribly unprepared for such a long journey. Very awful, even many of those rounding them up were disgusted by the trailer tears. Private John G. Burnett, second regiment, second brigade, mounted infantry, would later write, I saw the helpless Cherokees arrested and dragged from their homes,
Starting point is 01:50:39 and driven at the bayonet point into the stockades. And in the chill of a drizzling rain on an October morning, I saw them loaded like cattle or sheep into 645 wagons and started toward the west. On the morning of November the 17th, we encountered a terrific sleet and snow storm with freezing temperatures, and from that day until we reached the end of the fateful journey, on March the 26th, 1839, the sufferings of the Cherokee were awful. The trail of the exiles was a trail of death. They had to sleep in the wagons and on the ground without fire.
Starting point is 01:51:12 And I have known as many as 22 of them to die in one night of pneumonia due to ill treatment, cold and exposure. My God, 22 in one night. Why wasn't a better way of resolving all this reached? Well because the US government did not see the tribes as equals in the sense They did not view them as civilized human beings. They saw them as savages Organized into attachments of 700 to 1600 people Each was headed by a conductor and an assistant appointed by chief John Ross
Starting point is 01:51:41 The marches began on August 28, 1838, consisting of 13 groups. Under the guns of federal troops and Georgia State Malaysia, the Cherokee tribe makes their trek to the dry plain to cross the Mississippi, walking over 800 miles to Oklahoma, walking over 800 miles. My God. Most commonly used overland route followed in northern alignment while other detachment followed more southern roots and other slight variations. Northern route began in Tennessee, cross southwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois. I've across the Mississippi River, North of Cape Toronto, Missouri. These attachments trek to cross southern Missouri and the northwest corner of Arkansas before arriving in Oklahoma near present day Westville.
Starting point is 01:52:21 Scholars estimate the between four and five thousand Cherokees, including Ross's wife Quaidy, died on this journey. Man, they marched to death. Though the federal government officially stated only 424 deaths, an American doctor traveling was one of the, with one party estimated that at least 2,000 people died in the camps and another 2,000 along the trail. Other estimates have been stated that it concluded almost 8,000 of the Cherokees died during the trail of tears. As a cross to Illinois on December 26, Martin Davis, commissary agent for Moses Daniels Detachment wrote, There is the coldest weather in Illinois I have ever experienced anywhere.
Starting point is 01:53:00 The streams are all frozen over something like 8 or 12 inches thick. We are compelled to cut through the ice to get water for ourselves and animals. It snows here every 2 or 3 days at the farthest. We are now camped in Mississippi swamp 4 miles from the river and there is no possible chance of crossing the river for the numerous quantity of ice that comes floating down the river every day. We have only traveled 65 miles on the last month including the time spent at this place which has been about three weeks
Starting point is 01:53:25 It is unknown when we shall cross the river I volunteer soldier from Georgia who participated in the removal recounted I fought to the civil war and have seen men shot to pieces and slaughtered by the thousands But the Cherokee removal was the cruelest work I ever knew damn The best written source we have regarding how terrible the March was are the memoirs of Samuel Cloud who was nine years old when he traveled to Trail of Tears his great great grandson would document his story for others to hear so glad he did this is seriously powerful shit the most powerful testimony this episode I think by leaps and bounds so this, this is his story.
Starting point is 01:54:05 This is what I remember. It is the bits and pieces of the memories of a young boy, full of feelings and observations, but without complete comprehension. The boy is my great, great, grandfather Samuel Cloud. The memory is from his vantage point, so I will share it with you in the same way. It is spring. The leaves are on the trees. I am playing with my friends when white men and uniforms write up to our home.
Starting point is 01:54:30 My mother calls me. I can tell by her voice that something is wrong. Some of the men ride off. My mother tells me to gather my things, but the men don't allow us time to get anything. They enter our home and begin knocking over pottery and looking into everything. My mother and I are taken by several men to where their horses are and are held there at gunpoint. The men who wrote off return with my father Elijah. They have taken his rifle and he is walking toward us. I can feel his anger and frustration. There is nothing he can do. From my mother, I feel fear. I am filled with fear too.
Starting point is 01:55:03 What is going on? I was just plain, but now my family and my friends' families are gathered together and told to walk to the point of a bayonet. We walk a long ways. My mother does not let me get far from her. My father is walking by the other men, talking in low angry tones. The soldiers look weary, as though they'd rather be anywhere else but here. They lead us to a stockade. They hurt us into this pen like we are cattle. No one was
Starting point is 01:55:30 given time to gather any possessions. The nights are still cold in the mountains, and we do not have enough blankets to go around. My mother holds me at night to keep me warm, that is the only time I feel safe. I feel her pull to... I feel her pull me to her tightly. I feel her warm breath in my hair. I feel her softness as I fall asleep at night. As the days pass, more and more of our people are hurted into the stockade. I see other members of my clan. Each children try to play, but the elders around us are anxious and we do not know what to think.
Starting point is 01:56:01 I often sit and watch the others around me, I observe the guards. I try not to think about my hunger. I am cold. Several months have passed and we are still in the stockades. My father looks tired. He talks with the other men, but no one seems to know what to do or what is going to happen. We hear the white men have moved into our homes and are farming our fields. What will happen to us?
Starting point is 01:56:23 We are to march west to join the western Cherokees. I don't want to leave these mountains. My mother, my aunts, my uncles take me aside one day. Their father died last night. They tell me. My mother, my father's clan members are crying, but I do not understand what this means. I saw him yesterday. He was sick, but still alive. It doesn't seem real. Nothing seems real. I don't know what any of this means. It seems like yesterday I was playing with my friends. It is now fall. It seems like forever since I was clean. The stockade is nothing but mud, and the morning it is stiff with frost by mid afternoon it is soft and we are all covered in it. The soldiers suddenly tell us we are to follow them. We are led out of the stockade. The guards all have guns and are watching us closely. We walk.
Starting point is 01:57:04 My mother keeps me close to her. I am allowed to walk with my uncle or an aunt occasionally. out of the stockade, the guards all have guns and are watching us closely. We walk. My mother keeps me close to her, I am allowed to walk with my uncle or an aunt occasionally. We walk across the frozen earth, nothing seems right anymore. The cold seeps through my clothes, I wish I had a blanket. I remember last winter I had a blanket when I was warm. I don't feel like I'll ever be warm again. I remember my father's smile, it seems like so long ago. We walked for many days, I don't know how long it had been since we left our home, but
Starting point is 01:57:30 the mountains are behind us. Each day we start walking a little later. They buried the dead in shallow graves because the ground is frozen. As we walk past white towns, the whites come out to watch us pass. No words are spoken to them. No words are said to us. Still, I wish they would stop staring. I wish it were them walking in this misery, and I were watching them.
Starting point is 01:57:51 It is because of them that we are walking. I don't understand why, but I know that much. They made us leave our homes. They made us walk to this new place we are headed in the middle of winter. I do not like these people. Still, they stare at me as I walk past. We come to a big river bigger than I have ever seen before. It is flowing with ice. The soldiers are not happy. We set camp and wait. We are cold in the snow and ice seem to
Starting point is 01:58:14 hound us, claiming our people one by one. North is the color of blue, defeat and trouble. From there a chill wind blows for us as we wait by a frozen river, we wait to die. My mother was coughing now, she looks worn, her hands in face are burning hot. My aunts and uncles try to take care of me so she can get better. I don't want to leave for alone, I just want to sit with her, I want her to stroke my hair like she used to do. My aunts try to get me to sleep by them, but at night I creep to her side, she coughs and it racks her whole body. When she feels me by her side but at night I creeped to her side. She coughs and it racks her whole body. When she feels me by her side, she opens her blanket and lets me in.
Starting point is 01:58:49 I nestled against her feverish body. I can make it another day I know because she is here. When I went to sleep last night, my mother was hot and coughing, worse than usual. When I woke up, she was cold. I tried to wake her up, but she lay there. The soft warmth she once was, she is no more. I kept touching her as hot tear, a stream down my face. She couldn't leave me.
Starting point is 01:59:09 She wouldn't leave me. I hear myself call her name softly than louder. She does not answer. My aunt and uncle come over to me to see what is wrong. My aunt looks at my mother. My uncle pulls me from her. My aunt begins to wail. I will never forget that wail.
Starting point is 01:59:24 I did not understand when my father died. My mother's death, I do not understand, but I suddenly know that I am alone. My clan will take care of me, but I will be forever denied her warmth, the soft fingers in my hair, her gentle breath as we slept. I am alone, I want to cry, I want to scream and rage, I can do nothing. We bury her in a shallow grave by the road, I will never forget that loan, some hill of stone that is her final bed as it fades from my sight. I tread softly by my uncle by my hand and his. I walk with my head turned, watching that small hill as it fades from my sight.
Starting point is 01:59:57 The soldiers make his continue walking. My uncle talks to me, trying to comfort me. I walk in loneliness. I know what it is to hate. by Uncle Talks to me, trying to comfort me. I walk in loneliness. I know what it is to hate. I hate those white soldiers who took us from our home. I hate the soldiers who make us keep walking to the snow and ice towards this new home that none of us ever wanted.
Starting point is 02:00:15 I hate the people who killed my father and mother. I hate the white people who lined the roads and their woolen clothes that kept them warm watching this pass. None of those white people are here to say they are sorry that I am alone. None of them care about me or my people. All they ever saw was the color of our skin. All I see is the color of theirs, and I hate them. Fuck.
Starting point is 02:00:36 Powerful, right? And that is one of thousands of other stories that are just a set. And also unnecessary. They didn't need to be removed. Coexistence could have been achieved. Segregation and isolation was the path chosen instead. And it was a wrong path. Instead of being welcome to sit down and have a place at the white man's table, they were given a separate, much smaller, shittier table. When those who marched finally reached Oklahoma,
Starting point is 02:00:57 the groups were often met by US troops for Ford Gibson and the Arkansas River. Most of the Cherokee who marched went to live in here present day, Talaqua, Oklahoma, where other Cherokee had voluntarily settled a few years before. Problems quickly developed among the new arrivals and those Cherokee who had already settled, people were understandably angry with the Cherokee delegates who'd signed the Treaty of New Echota. They blamed the signers for the death they'd suffered on the trailer tears and assigning the way of Cherokee lands.
Starting point is 02:01:22 In June 1839, Major Ridge, his son John and nephew Elias Budonat, those who had signed the Treaty of New Echotto were executed in accordance with the Cherokee blood law by John Ross's supporters. And then the Cherokee got busy adapting to their new homeland, reestablishing their own system of government. In late 1839, the Kikapoo and Kansas were removed to Indian territory as well. And I skipped past the first time, but I can't not acknowledge it again. Kick a poo.
Starting point is 02:01:47 Whew, and the name is not translate well in English. A little better than Punta Shit or Puncha Turd, but you know, still not great. On January 15th, 1838, the Treaty of Buffalo Creek paves the way for federal agents to remove the Senate could drive from New York to Kansas. On May 10th, 1842, President John Tyler declares the second seminal war over. No treaty was signed though. The following year, 1843, the Wyandotte tribe is removed from Ohio. The sack and fox tribes of Ohio or Iowa follow.
Starting point is 02:02:17 A group of sack and fox people would actually put up a fight like the seminals led by a leader Black Hawk. This group resisted removal from Illinois, but after several bloody encounters with state militiamen, they are forced to resettle in Iowa, then part of Indian territory. In 1846, federal agents removed the Miami tribe from Indiana. By this time, they were creeks, seminal, and chikasaw, all living in this other part of Indian territory.
Starting point is 02:02:37 In Indian territory, the South Eastern American Indians established tribal governments, planted crops, founded new schools, customs of daily life, religions, and cultural traditions were transplanted from the Eastern homes and adapted to the new setting. But by the 1840s, numerous tribes, the Northeast and the Northwest territory, including the Kikapu, Miami, Delaware, and Shawnee were removed into the northern part now, present, present Kansas, the U.S. government settled the tribes within the hunting areas of other tribes, often placing them near their traditional enemies without regard to the conflicts that would arise. The warlike osages, the kaiwas, the command cheese, for example, were especially vigorous in attacking newcomers from the east. Creeks and seven oles disagreed on treatment of African-American slaves brought with them.
Starting point is 02:03:18 Old hostilities were rekindled between chakta's and chakasas. Boundary disputes arose between the Creeks and Cherokees. Div divisions among the Cherokees were especially bitter. The government established military posts throughout the territory to try and end the fighting and establish and maintain peace among the tribes. Then also in the 1840s, the United States would expand dramatically. Texas was annexed in 1845. Oregon territory acquired from Great Britain in 1846. Mexico ceded a large area of land to the US in 1848, the US now stretched the
Starting point is 02:03:45 Pacific Ocean. Indian territory was suddenly in the middle of the nation, not on its far edge, not good for the tribes yet again. US government would start redesigning and shrinking Indian territory to accommodate new interests. On February 27th, 1851, the Indian Appropriations Act consolidated western tribes into various agricultural reservations to help white settlers migrate westward and also enable the Transcontinental Railroad to cross to the Pacific Ocean. On May 30, 1854, the Kansas-Nebraska Act organizes Kansas territory.
Starting point is 02:04:16 The upper and lower Brazos reservation is created in northern Texas from alternative different tribes. The following year in 1855, the Seminole start fighting again. On December 20th, 1855, Seminole's led by Billy Bolegg's attack at camp of US Army surveyors in the Everglades. The third Seminole war has begun. After an Army surveying crew found and destroyed the Seminole plantation west of the Everglades in December of 1855, Chief Billy Bolegg's led a raid near Fort Myers. All right, the third Seminole war would be mostly raids and payback raids, no large battles. The Americans adopted a strategy of destroying the
Starting point is 02:04:47 seminal's food supplies and by 1858, most of the remaining seminals, weary of war and facing starvation, agreed to be sent to Oklahoma and exchange for promises of safe passage and cash payments. However, an estimated 500 seminal still refused to leave and retreated deeper into the Everglades. They made homes and the big side for swamp on lands that white sellers didn't want. Between the 1860s and 1890s, Seminoles and Whites began to trade peacefully along the
Starting point is 02:05:11 borders of the Everglades. Besides white traders, Seminoles had contact with very few non-Seminoles, referring to hunt farm and live isolated in the Everglades. They fucking did it. They held on to their traditional way of life for several additional decades. Pretty damn impressive. It's the last holdouts. In 1865, the Treaty of Little Arkansas River assigned reservations to Cheyenne, Arapaho, Caiwa, and Comanche and Western Indian territory. More treaties follow. Once again, as settlers made their way to West, the US government was
Starting point is 02:05:40 looking to shrink Indian territory. In 1866, treaties reduced the land holdings of the five civilized tribes. Between 1867 and the 1880s, more and more tribes would be relocated all over the growing nation. 1880s, he's the start of the boomer movement. There's nothing to do with people my age, an older non-understanding technology. Check this ridiculous shit out. It was the brainchild of David L. Payne who campaigned to open unassigned lands in central Indian territory for white settlement. Payne's plan was to charge a small fee for membership in this Oklahoma colony. For the next four years, he and his followers made eight attempts to settle the region, soldiers kicked him out every time.
Starting point is 02:06:16 Then in 1884, when David Payne dies in Wellington, Kansas, his second command, William Couch, takes over and Couch leads the next position into Indian territory, also kicked out by the military. But then he bitches to Congress a whole bunch about it. And on April 22nd, 1889, Congress like, ah, fuck it. Just let white settlers just in the last place that they're, you know, weren't supposed to go. Like the one place they had, you know, all fucking move to because whites and want, you
Starting point is 02:06:41 know, to live by them. Now it's opened up to white settlement. I ain't that a bitch. Again, the reservation plan is not a good plan. Some white settlers called Sooners had already entered the territory illegally, hit established farms, and more and more were to come after Congress opened things up legally. At noon on April 22nd, thousands of white men, women and children, and horseback and wagons, and on foot, rushed into the interior of the former Indian territory to stake out their homesteads to take what little land the tribes had left. My God, how fucking furious are you?
Starting point is 02:07:09 If your ancestors had traveled the trail of tears, it's a few decades back and now this shit's happening. March 1889, a new law for the first time specified enclosed boundaries for the Indian territory, now officially reduced to an area bounded by Texas on the south, Arkansas, Missouri on the east, Kansas on the north, and New Mexico territory on the west. Soon this area was reduced again when Oklahoma Territory is created from part of it by the organic act in May of 1890. A governor is appointed, a two house territorial assembly, and a judicial system is set up. Now a bona fide territory of the US Oklahoma Territory will be eligible for statehood if its population
Starting point is 02:07:43 grows large enough and if its leaders follow the process prescribed by federal law. And then the Oklahoma Territory Organic Act, even more closely defines Indian territory, reducing it to slightly more than the eastern half of the present state just keeps getting smaller every couple years. In 1891, sack and fox lands are opened up for settlements in 1892. The same happens to the Cheyenne and Arapahoe lands. 1893, it's open season on Cherokee land. Around 100,000 people make a run for the Oklahoma for Oklahoma homesteads. The Curtis Act goes into effect on June 28th 1898. It results in the breakup
Starting point is 02:08:16 of tribal governments and communal lands in Indian territory. And then on November 16th 1907, Oklahoma becomes the 46th state. an Indian territory is gone for good. Reservations remain, but it's not the same. And then jumping way ahead now to 1987, about 2200 miles of trails were authorized by federal law to mark the removal of 17 detachments of the Cherokee people. So many miles of trails, so many people died marching on. Call the Trail of Tears National Historic Trails. It traverses portions of nine states and includes land and water routes.
Starting point is 02:08:45 And with that, let's hop out of that big ass time-suck timeline. Good job, soldier. You've made it back. Barely. Now, those were a lot of details. Cut out a whole bunch more actually, but the ones left in just felt like, ah, the story wouldn't be properly conveyed without it. Yeah, no one's gonna be tested.
Starting point is 02:09:14 The history of American Indians in this country man, so much broader than we even covered here today. Some of it we covered in our Navajo code talkers talk, code talker suck. We talked about the plans that the US government wanted to make to assimilate American Indians into American society. One example being horrifyingly the boarding school system where young American Indians are basically bully that is speaking their native tongues such a tragedy, the trail of tears, another tragedy, many tragedies, so many forced moves between 1788 and 1871, 368 treaties were signed between various tribes, the US government, just about
Starting point is 02:09:46 every single one of them, reduced land, holdings. These treaties were based on the fundamental idea that each tribe was an independent nation with their own right to self-determination and self-rule, but that was never actually true. They were never independent. They were subjugated. So why pretend they had autonomy? I mean, what a silly game just to constantly try to piece them a little bit, a little bit. Seems to be true to me is that 368 times US government just kicked the problem of how to truly assimilate with the tribes down the road a little further to deal with later.
Starting point is 02:10:14 They placate the tribes over and over again. Just take a little more here a little more there on and on and on. Tweety's would be signed and white settlers would inevitably want the lands allocated no treaties for themselves, and then more treaties would be signed, and then more settlers would want those lands, and new treaties would be signed, et cetera, et cetera. So many broken promises. And many of those broken promises ended in some long death marches that led to still more broken promises. Tribes were forced to live hundreds of miles away from where their ancestors lived, and to neighbor with other tribes, they often had little in common with.
Starting point is 02:10:44 They didn't speak the same languages, have the same customs. Sometimes they were forced to live next to tribes. They'd, you know, battled with then not long after being marched into Indian territory, white settlers wanted that too. And in 1907, Indian territory became a state of Oklahoma. Couldn't we have done things differently? We sure could have. Men like David Crockett wanted to.
Starting point is 02:11:03 Men no more educated than Andrew Jackson who would also fought the tribes, you know, were opposed to all of this. Many were opposed to it. So why did we do what we did? Because it seems a majority of Americans saw natives as less than them, you know, simply because they were native. What can we learn from that? Well, to stop doing that same shit to other people, these attitudes still exist today. You know, stop Asian hates currently a movement.
Starting point is 02:11:24 Why? Because hate crimes are still a thing. Because some people still hate other people based on their race. It's just so fucking ignorant. How sad? Why would anyone hate Asians for being Asians? It's just a stupid, it's hating natives for being natives. Hate crimes are so preposterously ignorant. What a sad person you're choosing to be if you commit them.
Starting point is 02:11:42 And that's really what the Trail of Tears was, a big fucking hate crime. One sanctioned by the government. Thankfully our government no longer sanctions crimes like these, at least not at the moment. Different is not always less than it usually is not my way or your way isn't always the best way and it's rarely the only way. You know, any other thoughts I can share right now and those would probably just be redundant. Thoughts had already shared earlier. So let's get on out of here. A few more looks back at the infamous Trail of Tears in today's top five takeaways.
Starting point is 02:12:08 Time, suck, top five takeaway. Number one, the term the Trail of Tears typically refers to the march undertaken by the Cherokee Nation in 1838 and 1839 and the reinforced at gunpoint to move from Georgia to Oklahoma. But can also refer to a whole bunch of forced displacements that took or that went on be from 1831, excuse me, all the way to 1877. Number two, the Seminole stand out today for the various attempts to repel Europeans and
Starting point is 02:12:36 later Americans. Americans fought the Seminole for decades through three wars and eventually had to give up fighting them. After all that, a couple hundred still lived their traditional lives in the Everglades. And that is why the Seminole's of Florida today called themselves the unconquered people. Number three, Andrew Jackson may have been Mr. Badass when it came to American democracy, but his policy of Indian removal is embarrassing by today's standards and really embarrassing by the standards of its own time.
Starting point is 02:13:01 You know, if he should have listed a crorockett, David, David Crockett, listen to when that guy talks, you know, when he came to native relations. Number four, sorry, Swamp Horses, or not real. Holy shit, that would be awesome. Number five, new info, kind of. I have reason to believe my dad may have been one of the guards forcing families to march
Starting point is 02:13:22 to their desks during the Trileteers. No one knows where he was in 1838 or 1839. He refuses to take my questions about it seriously. He just spews out of some bullshit about not being alive yet. Hmm? Convenient. No, but a kind of new-ish info now. Almost entirely forgotten, the narrative of the traileteers is the story of the thousands
Starting point is 02:13:39 of African slaves who also marched. I briefly mentioned that earlier. I wanted to go further into it now. when the tribes were forced to march from their ancestral homelands, thousands of black slaves owned by tribal members also were removed and forced to provide manual labor along the way and march with them. And they weren't just like also sent out because they haven't been black. They just wanted to begin with Oklahoma. They were actually, you know, tribal slaves.
Starting point is 02:14:02 How fucking crazy is that? I only learned that doing some deep digging right before recording this episode. I have to really look for that info. Once in Oklahoma, these slaves often toiled on plantation style farms or were servants in tribal members' homes. So while the tribes are being mistreated and exploited,
Starting point is 02:14:18 you know, based larger in the color of their skin, many of them were mistreating and exploiting other people for the same fucking reasons. That irony feels like some pretty fucked up irony. Today, thousands of descendants of those black slaves known as freed men are still fighting to be recognized by the tribes that once owned their ancestors. Today, the Cherokee Nation is the only one of the five civilized tribes that fully recognizes the freed men as full tribal citizens.
Starting point is 02:14:41 And they only came this recognition in 2017 after years of litigation. Seminole Friedman say they are still unable to receive services other tribal citizens get, including health care, tribal license plates, housing subsidies, and many of these seminal Friedman are direct descendants of freed black slaves who joined the Seminoles in Florida during the wars against the US government we talked about. And why won't the tribe recognize them today? Why? Don't know. Come on, humanity.
Starting point is 02:15:07 What the fuck is wrong with so many of us? It's actually so easy just to not be an asshole. But so many of us, they're just so dogged and they're our determination to just not make that choice. Time, suck, tough, five, take away. The trail of tears has been sucked. Sorry, my mush mouth was a little more out of hand than normal today. I don't know what was going on.
Starting point is 02:15:30 You know, as a, as a mind of its own, I can't, I can't depend on it. Depend on it. E. My God. All day. I'm just recording, just trying to talk to people. It's been much year than ever. Uh, but what a big unnecessary tragedy. Right.
Starting point is 02:15:42 One of many we humans have made, a piece of history I'm surprised. I knew so little about before this week. I'm glad I know it now. I often wonder when I was younger, I'm like, well, how did everybody get to Oklahoma? Like, why there? What exactly went on? And now I just, you know,
Starting point is 02:15:55 it was nice to see it in the context of all these treaties and just the history there. Hope you learned a lot. Thank you to the Bad Magic Productions team for all the help in making time suck this week and every week between a bad magic lens. You comments Reverend Dr. Joe Paisley, the artist formerly known as micro pin the script keeper Zach Flannery Sophie Fax source for seven's Biddle Lixer Logan art warlock Keith running bad magic merge calm and working on the socials along with Lids Hernandez.
Starting point is 02:16:20 We'll also admins the current cult of the curious private Facebook group with the help of her all seenseeing eyes. Thanks to beef steak and the Mod Squad on Discord. Next week on TimeSuck, thanks to the always curious spaces that's voting in another good topic. We're gonna investigate ancient humanity and some of their greatest architectural achievements. We're gonna suck the seven ancient wonders of the world.
Starting point is 02:16:41 Can you name all seven? I think I only got two, I tried. After the suck you'll know them all. The great pyramid at Giza is one. That's one all seven? I think I only got two. I tried. After the succulinomal, the great pyramid at Giza is one. That's one of the ones I got. The hanging garden of Babylon is another. I forgot about that one. Stonehenge, great wallet China is surprisingly not on the list. This is because the credited authors of the seven wonders of the world were all Mediterranean men and they didn't know much about the world outside of that region, which is fair. Now people won't travel as much back then. Many of the well-known seven ancient wonders
Starting point is 02:17:06 are testaments to class in Greek architecture and their devotion to the Greek pantheon of gods. So yeah, a lot of Greek words for me to fuck up next week. We'll also take this opportunity to look into other wonders of the world. At the turn of the 21st century, millions of people voted for a new seven wonders of the world. What made that list?
Starting point is 02:17:22 I'm lucky enough to have been to a few of them. One of the most amazing natural wonders of the world, or the that list? I'm lucky enough to have been to a few of them. What are the most amazing natural wonders of the world or the most incredible modern mega projects that meet Saxon and construction lately? Who is today's leading nation and man-made wonders? So much wonder! That's a wonder! I can wonder next week! The 7 wonder is the ancient world and more. And now let's head on over to this week's Time Sucker updates. First up, a nifty little update to the U.S. crazy law suck, environmentally knowledgeable, smart, sucker, Andrew Kirk writes, a suck master.
Starting point is 02:18:00 During the crazy U.S. law suck, you covered Alabama's confetti regulation, and it is really not all that crazy of a law. As an aquatic biologist who has done work on toxic chemicals, I can see legitimate reasons for banning plastic and fety among other single-use plastics. Plastic and fety can become widely dispersed in the environment, and can make its way into waterways quite easily with just a little rain. Once they are consettled into the sediment, where bottom feeding bugs and fish ingest it, probably swamp horses too. These organisms are then eaten by later organisms, which can have an exponentially higher amount of plastics in their systems as they eat lots of smaller organisms with little bits of plastic in them. Now let's bump it up another level in the food web and imagine birds of prey and humans ingesting it and the levels of plastics are even
Starting point is 02:18:41 higher. The residents' time of microplastics in an organism is short, but it can still cause major issues for whatever consumes it and act as a binding agent for other toxic chemicals to tag along into an organism thereby causing even more health issues. You can do a search for microplastics effects and find a whole slew of impacts, so a big yuck to that. Honestly, whatever steps we can take to use biodegradable alternatives to plastics, the better, assuming what they degrade to isn't some nasty shit either. Also, we may not be, oh, sorry, also we may be brothers.
Starting point is 02:19:11 We share the same birthday I bet. Your dad cannot verify his whereabouts in the late 1980s. Sure can't. About nine months prior to my birth, I get it. Highly suspicious. Sorry about what my dad may have done with your family. Not sorry for the long email. I cannot wait for you to come back to Richmond, Virginia, to laugh my ass off. at it, highly suspicious. Sorry about what my dad made of done with your family. Not sorry for the long email.
Starting point is 02:19:25 I cannot wait for you to come back to Richmond, Virginia, laugh my ass off. Hopefully you've been working on your, it's raining from the ceiling in the middle of a comedy show material. As last time, it's pretty weak. That was so crazy. That storm during the show.
Starting point is 02:19:35 And my soon to be wife and I, love watching Is We Done. Yay, everyone's a night and it is often helped us get over a sucky day at work or life. All the best, Andrew. Andrew, thank you. Thank you for that info and happy belated birthday. Youy day at work or life. All the best, Andrew. Andrew, thank you. Thank you for that info. And happy, belated birthday.
Starting point is 02:19:47 You sold me the confetti law. Okay, actually not crazy. Solid logic there. I would rather not have a bunch of plastic in my gut. I have enough on pleasant shit in there already. Looking forward to seeing you at another show. Hopefully it doesn't rain again. Now for a commons law victim, this is a poor guy. Bar, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, You have shocked the Southern Baptist at the point he is likely still praying for forgiveness for even hearing such filth
Starting point is 02:20:25 My side hustle, which is becoming more of a real thing is barbecue is a barbecue company I started when our competition team full-bore barbecue started doing really well And I decided to start selling our spices spices and sauces In retail while sitting at home during COVID was started in nine stores and online with three spices has now expanded to well over 200 stores online sales five spices and three sauces in less than a year. Fuck yeah. Everything was blown up and doing great. And then you got involved. Oh, okay. I've been working for about six months on a large retail deal with a grocery chain called Schnuck's if anyone is familiar. Finally, after months of negotiations and paperwork, I get a six store trial with them
Starting point is 02:21:04 in the Evansville, Indiana area. The buyer I work with is originally devout Baptist from Georgia, as I live in Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm familiar with the type, and things were finally going great. I was making my initial deliveries in person to these six stores last week and decided to put on the El Chappos suck while I drove. I planned to end the store, the buyer was out to head day, thank you for business, and taking a lunch.
Starting point is 02:21:23 All the deliveries were made. My stuff was on the shelf. We were headed to my car parked out back by the receiving area. We were standing talking to another store employee before we left about 10 feet from the car. And since it was about 75, 80 degrees, I decided to hit the remote start and get the car cooled down before hopping in. Everything was fine. The audio doesn't start until the key fob is close enough, I suppose. When we were about five feet from the car, the podcast hits and boy to the timing, take this fellow for a ride.
Starting point is 02:21:47 The first thing he heard was, are you feeling high yet, Jamal? Hell yeah, I wanna fuck some white women and kill some cops. Well, the buyer suddenly got a quote phone call that instantly prohibited him from having a free lunch. So you tell me how he felt. But potentially have lost out on getting my stuff
Starting point is 02:22:05 into the rest of his huge chain, depending on how he feels about that. But oh well, I'll continue to listen. If you were on the Evansville, Indiana area, please go to Schnucks and buy all the full board barbecue stuff you can find. And let's see if we can salvage this thing. Humblyhors, Jacob Levers, owner, CEO, full board barbecue,
Starting point is 02:22:23 full board barbecue products.com. Oh shit. Come on time suckers in Indiana go to schnucks By this poor bastards full board barbecue. Oh Man sorry Jacob Any time suckers running stores that need a awesome full board barbecue sauce. Well get some But if you do Jacob a hail Nimrod You know at full board barbecue productsbecuproducts.com, you could get a sweet deal. Sounds like schnucks, sounds like they might be out.
Starting point is 02:22:49 I hope not. You know, have that guy listened to last week's Carl Danky's suck, Jacob? Then assure him that your barbecue sauce is so good, it could even make Danky's man meat delicious. Even make his pickled pork tasty, his pickled man pork. I'm sure that'll win him over.
Starting point is 02:23:06 Sorry about that. It is funny for everyone but you. Another US crazy laws update now coming in from law and forcing sucker deer, sorry, law and forcing sucker Brandon, sharing a crazy law he had to deal with and main Brandon writes, dear master sucker. First I grew up in the Marimack Valley and did not know until today that all the premarital sex I had in Massachusetts from 2000 to 2007 were crimes. They still let me be a cop after that. Guess it was because I wasn't as tall as Ed Kember. Nice.
Starting point is 02:23:35 A second, when you talked about the Alaskan drinking law, I thought of main-striking laws that I had to work with as both a cop and later as a bouncer. Main has a law that no one can be visibly intoxicated in a bar or the bar and bar staff can be fined. As a balancer, this was infuriating at times because it was like, let them get drunk, but not too drunk. Though some are easy to call, others would get cited for stuff
Starting point is 02:23:55 that would be completely arbitrary. Another is no performer can drink on stage in Maine because at that time, they count as an employee. Funny story behind this one is one year during the St. Patrick's Day. It was an Irish bar and a club, so 23 hour day for bouncers. We spotted a liquor enforcement officer and told the two career alcoholic musicians
Starting point is 02:24:12 they absolutely could not drink on stage. Myself and other bouncers and wound up in a fight that spilled outside were two idiots that originally victims in a fight attacked police because they had warrants. While inside, filling out the police report in the office, I looked up at the monitor, seen dumbass and dimwit take shots on stage mid-set, two feet
Starting point is 02:24:28 from the liquor enforcement officer saying, fuck the rules, the same patties. We got huge fines had to be super strict with all performers from that point on, which really sucked. Uh, well, not sorry for the long email, long time listening to TimeSuck and huge fan of your comedy, was bummed last year that COVID fucked up a senior in Boston. Love the show wouldn't change a thing three out of five stars brand and well thank you brand. Man, what a couple of dumb loss, right? Let the people get drunk in the bars.
Starting point is 02:24:51 Let the performers get drunk on stage. You know what, in a bar, fucking let everyone get drunk on like in there. Who gives a shit? Like legally. Why can't like bartenders wait stuff? Shouldn't fucking matter who can drink, right? They don't need to get punished legally if they get drunk enough and they're sloppy and fucking things up left and right, but then they'll lose their business.
Starting point is 02:25:09 And that'll be plenty punishment enough. The market will regulate itself there. Too much regulation. I also love that you call those two musicians dumbass and dimwit. And I love for some reason the idea of you just like doing paperwork after like a huge brawl. That's just like your job. How was your job? You know, it was just just like your job. Like how, how was job?
Starting point is 02:25:25 I was, you know, it was, that was work. You know, it was okay. You know, yeah, I got into a huge fights and, you know, it's kind of sucked. I did do much paperwork. Something weird about that to me, like I picture like blood in your knuckles. Then you just like casually just like, you know, writing paperwork out like this. And I fucking punched me. So I had to fucking crush his face.
Starting point is 02:25:40 And this guy was a dickhead. I had to fucking kick him and the fucking nuts. And then, you know, upper cut him in the stomach and then throw him over a wall. I'll move on now. Another crazy U.S. law is update coming in from thoughtful sack Thomas Carroll who writes, hey, Dan, I would come up with some weird nicknames, but we have serious business to attend to. I've been listening for years, never felt the need to ride in, but I've spent a lot of
Starting point is 02:25:58 time thinking about this one. And the crazy U.S. law is like you talked about how crazy it was for New Jersey to not pump their own gas. As someone to grow up a New Jersey A it's so weird to picture you tipping the gas attendance I've never heard of anyone doing that, but hey not a bad thing I suppose and B I've always thought it was ridiculous that this law wasn't in all states To address your cons first as someone who grew up in Jersey up until recently moving in California I always felt extremely normal getting my gas pumped. It's not weird for anyone since that's the person's job.
Starting point is 02:26:26 You pull up, hand them your car to cash, check your phone, making sure time sucks is paused, that's nice. So when you turn your car back on, they don't make you the next commons law victim, but then you get your car back and keep it moving. As far as speed, yes, sometimes it's a bit faster, pump it your own gas, but we're talking three, four minutes extra up to place is crowded. My normal experience outside of super busy times is I'm in and out in similar amount of time is when I pump it myself. Now for my argument, number one, jobs. I've had friends and family who worked at gas stations and they were happy with the money they made and the hours they picked. It's a low stress, simple job, and I've seen everyone from high school kids to people with mental disabilities. Please correct me
Starting point is 02:26:59 if that's not the right word. I think that's developmental disabilities. All working the job and earning a paycheck. Imagine how many new jobs will be created. Google tells me that there are approximately 168,000 stations in the US, take away 18,000 of those, currently with attendance, a guess, and multiply by four, how many people would be hired on average,
Starting point is 02:27:21 and we're looking at about 600,000 new jobs overnight with zero new infrastructure, all paid by big oil money have done correctly. If you worried about the stations not being profitable because of new costs, we have a gas station every five feet in New Jersey and they seem to be doing just fine. Number two, safety. As I said above, pumping gas is not rocket science, but I can imagine that a group of people who pump gas and know the machines they work are less likely to have that one in 1000 accent versus a new person every time. I'm sure a study exists that either confirms or disputes that but I can't find it.
Starting point is 02:27:51 Also it's cleaner to have one person handle the pump rather than multiple people every day. Also I know my fiance feel safe for a night at a low light station when she hands a work or a card versus getting out of the car herself. Anyway, I hope I brought you to the right side of history, even though all of this will be invalid when Ilan takes over the world in 10 years. I absolutely love what you and the team do. Keep on sucking best Tommy. Well, thank you Tommy. First real quick, I guess it is weird that I tipped a gas station attendance. I've got another email about that. I just didn't know what was normal. And then the first time it happened, I just,
Starting point is 02:28:21 I thought I was supposed to do it, and then I just kept doing it. Next, that is a lot of jobs created by big oil money, which I guess could be great. So I'll give you that. And I didn't think about some people not feeling safe. I like that part of it. I didn't think about some people not feeling safe, you know, like pumping their own gas, getting out of the car in some situations. So I like that benefits. So how about, how about we meet halfway?
Starting point is 02:28:41 What if gas stations all had to have some attendance who could pump your gas if you wanted them to, like in the right lane, like the gas station in Tena Line, lane or like the self service, kind of like a grocery store, you can do like the regular checkout or you can do the self checkout, right?
Starting point is 02:28:56 Cause control freaks like me, we just wanna do that shit ourselves. But if other people don't mind and it creates a ton, hundreds of thousands of extra jobs, well, why would I stand against that? So, okay, you sold me. Great message. You sold me halfway.
Starting point is 02:29:10 One more quick crazy U.S. laws update. Pinball wizard, meat sack, Oliver Bohemier, rights, what up time suckers and or spaces. I'm writing an intervide some context on some strange ass pinball laws covered in the latest time suck. The reason this legislation exists is because pro-abitian area, pro-abitian era, mafia activity used pinball machines without paddles to skirt gambling loss. That's funny.
Starting point is 02:29:32 A state started banning machines to make a legal gambling a bit more difficult, at which point the paddles were added so it was no longer a game of chance. Hence why you might find loss specifically legalizing certain forms of pinball. Keep on sucking. Great info, okay?
Starting point is 02:29:45 All right. Now that crazy law makes some sense. It was an anti-organized crime thing, not an anti-don't let the kids play pinball thing. I would have never known that without your message. So thank you pinball wizard. And now one last message, a plea for romance. Luciferina helped this man. Smith and sucker. Jonathan Crabbs writes, a few weeks ago, I met the woman of my dreams on a hike with a hiking group. Instead of getting her phone number, I gave her mine, put the ball in her court, and she's never called me. Oh well, I must not have been the man of her dreams. Anyway, she told me about time sucks, so at least I now have something to fill the emptiness I hadn't realized was in my life.
Starting point is 02:30:21 I'm only through like episode 30, but I'm loving everyone. Thanks for all the suck and keep sucking. We'll mystery lady sucker. If you were listening to this, right? Maybe she gave Jonathan a call. He sounds like a very nice guy and he's very interested. He's a lady of his dreams. He probably has the same fucked up sense of humor you do.
Starting point is 02:30:38 You know, being able to laugh together is so important and a good relationship. So maybe give him a call. If you two, if you two do meet, let me know. And if you don't, hopefully, you know, both of you can at least keep on sucking. Next time, suckers, I need a net. We all did. Nice to listen to another Bad Magic Productions podcast meet sex. Be nice this week. If you get a chance to talk to someone
Starting point is 02:31:05 from a different culture, do it, different can be good. And if you find a swamp horse, you fucking ride that son of a bitch. JK, it'll kill you, please don't. Stay away from Gator Steeds and keep on sucking. oh Joe the single song for the end of this one Which one we singing is it wet ass pussy? Cardi B no, I was singing more like a david crogate theme song, you know it come on Once you hear it, you'll know it okay. Go ahead. Okay. Here we go born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Starting point is 02:31:39 Green as state and the land of the free Raising the woods so we knew every tree. Killed him a bear when he was only three. Davey, Davey Cuckard, King of the Wild Frontier. Come on, Davey, Davey Cuckard, King of the Wild Frontier. Woo-hoo!
Starting point is 02:31:58 Nailed it. It's better than what I spussi. Slap it! Slap it!

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