Timesuck with Dan Cummins - 296 - The Holocaust 1 of 2: Build Up and Atrocities
Episode Date: May 16, 2022As early as 1933, Hitler and the Nazis - the National Socialist German Worker’s Party - began passing a series of discriminatory laws against Jews— inch by inch, chipping away at their freedoms. T...hey took away their property. Their ability to practice certain jobs or exist in public places. They took away their ability to own pets or walk around without a badge identifying them as Jews.And they did all this while the world watched. While everyone hoped that maybe they’d finally just stop with all their mindless hate. But instead, they just kept pushing it further, and further, and further. Soon, the Nazi’s began deporting Jews. Sending them out of Germany and to various labor camps. Then, the plan changed from one of deportation to genocide, and concentration camps were constructed to efficiently kill massive amounts of people. The majority of people deported to these new death camps were transported in cattle wagons. These wagons - traveling along train tracks - didn’t have water, food, a toilet, or ventilation. Sometimes there weren’t enough cars for a major transport, so victims waited at a switching yard, often with standing room only, for several days.  Stewing in their own filth, fear, confusion and hunger. Sometimes, when the train made it to the concentration camp, and the transport doors were opened, everyone inside was already dead. Today we explore and explain the holocaust. How it happened and why, in a very dark, genocidal edition of Timesuck. Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation:  The Bad Magic Charity for May is the HALO Dental Network. Founded by Dr. Brady Smith, HALO Dental Network is a coalition of dental professionals who donate their services to the dental underserved. Services include dental implants, veneers, fillings and crowns. If you want to learn more, please visit halodentalnetwork.orgNot only can you donate, you can also nominate someone you know who is in need. Thanks to those who helped us donate $14,300 this month! TICKETS FOR HOT WET BAD MAGIC SUMMER CAMP!  Go to www.badmagicmerch.comWatch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/8QeveQXLd3QMerch: https://www.badmagicmerch.comDiscord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcastSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.
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Between 1933 and 1945, Nazi Germany and its allies established more than 44,000 camps,
subcamps, and various incarceration sites. These locations were used for a wide range of purposes,
but the most horrific is the one we all associate with the word Holocaust today,
the mass murder of Jews and other minorities in gas chambers by Nazi Germany. Of the 9 million
Jews who lived in Europe before the Holocaust, an estimated two-thirds were murdered.
Though the scale of mass killing was new, the prejudice that led to it was not.
Jews in Europe had been victims of discrimination and persecution since the Middle Ages, mostly for religious reasons.
Christians saw the Jewish faith as an aberration that had to be quashed.
In addition to being attacked and killed, Jews were sometimes forced to convert or not allowed to practice certain professions.
In the 19th century,
new, more hateful theories about the Jewish people were born.
They weren't just members of a different faith.
They weren't even fully human.
Even Jews who converted to Christianity
were still different because of their bloodline.
They were still other,
someone that doesn't belong.
And then in the 1920s and 1930s,
Hitler and the Nazis took anti-Semitism
even further still. They added a new layer of blame to all this garbage. They preached that it was the Jews' fault that Germany had lost World War I. It was a Jewish conspiracy against Germans that was still preventing Germany from thriving as a nation. It was the Jews' fault that Germany lay in economic ruins.
ruins. Hitler's hatred of Judaism truly knew no bounds, and he would spend that hatred, sadly,
spread it to an all too willing audience. As early as August 1920, Hitler compared the Jews to germs. He stated that diseases cannot be controlled unless you destroy their causes.
The influence of the Jews would never disappear without removing its cause, the Jew from our
midst, he'd write. He'd soon share ideas like,
you know, that in political speeches, speeches audiences thunderously applauded. These radical
ideas embraced by an alarming amount of the German non-Jewish population directly paved the way for
the mass murder of the Jews in the 1940s. The dark historical event we now know as the Holocaust.
Sometimes it's also referred to as the Shoah,
though that usually refers more specifically
to just the Jewish victims.
While the Holocaust refers to the overall killing plan
developed and enacted by the Nazis.
In general, the term Holocaust refers to the mass killing
of any group by any government.
But because the Nazi Holocaust was so horrifying
on such a previously unimaginable scale,
the word Holocaust has come
to be almost exclusively associated with the killing of Jews by Nazi Germany. And it started
long before the gas chambers. As early as 1933, Hitler and the Nazis, the National Socialist
German Workers' Party, began passing a series of discriminatory laws against Jews, inch by inch,
chipping away at their freedoms and humanity. They took away their property,
their ability to practice certain jobs
or exist in public places.
They took away their ability to own pets
or walk around without a badge identifying them as Jews.
And they did all this while the world watched,
while everyone hoped that maybe they'd finally just stop
with all their mindless hate.
But instead, they kept pushing it further
and further and further.
Soon, the Nazis began deporting Jews,
sending them out of Germany into various labor camps. Then the plan changed from one of deportation
to genocide, and concentration camps were constructed to more efficiently kill massive
amounts of people. The majority of people deported to these new death camps were transported in
cattle wagons. These wagons traveling along train tracks didn't have water, food, a toilet,
or ventilation. Sometimes there weren't enough cars for a major transport, so victims waited
at a switching yard, often with standing room only, for several days at a time, stewing in
their own filth, fear, confusion, and hunger. Sometimes when the train finally made it to the
concentration camp and the transport doors were opened, everyone inside was already dead.
camp and the transport doors were opened, everyone inside was already dead. This is the kind of inhumane shit we'll be exploring and covering today. So important to keep discussing the Holocaust,
to keep its memory alive as its last survivors now die of old age. Soon, very soon, there will
be no one left who actually remembers being there and seeing it firsthand. All we will have are
their stories. As we'll find out next week, there are already a
large amount of Holocaust deniers living in our midst. How many more will there be once everyone
who survived its horrors have passed on? The Holocaust is arguably the single most important
example in recent history, if not all history, of how important it is to think critically and
point out and denounce dangerous ignorance if we don't want our world to devolve into mindless
violence and hate.
So let's talk holocaust on another dark as fuck historical atrocity. Never forget how thoroughly
seemingly normal people can dehumanize others edition of Time Suck.
This is Michael McDonald and you're listening to Time Suck.
Welcome to the Cult of the Curious, Meat Sack.
Curiosity is such an important attribute in the never-ending fight against ignorance.
I'm Dan Cummins, the master sucker, strong pony boy Putin's vocal coach.
Rodney Alcala's legal defense strategist,
and you are listening to Time Suck. Hail Nimrod, I love you, Lusafina, praise Bojangles, and sing our troubles away, Triple M. A couple quick announcements, and then, well, you know, a lot
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One more piece of good news before we descend into madness.
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at dancummins.tv. Got a lot of stuff in the fall as well. And that's it for
announcements. For a podcast that covers some of the worst events known to human
history, today's topic might just end up taking the cake for being the very darkest.
The very worst.
We won't be covering any type of torture, torment, or death that we haven't already covered before.
Unit 731 quickly comes to mind. But this episode might technically be the worst simply because of the sheer scale of death and torment and the incredibly cold methodical and state-sponsored
methods used to kill so many people, so many children in such a public and inhumane way.
So many Germans and other Europeans
had to actively help Hitler,
work with Hitler and his goons to pull off the Holocaust,
which is why it tops list after list
of the worst mass atrocities in the history of mankind.
The Holocaust was a systematic, bureaucratic,
state-sponsored persecution and murder
of roughly 6 million
Jewish men, women, and children by the Nazi regime and its collaborators, and the systematic
execution of around 5 million additional people that the Nazis found to be undesirable because
of their political, ethnic, or ideological affiliations, or because they were prisoners
of war, over 11 million people at least. New exhaustive research the past few decades
completed by institutions
like the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum
put the total figure of innocent people
killed by the Nazis, non-combatants,
at closer to 20 fucking million people.
20 million.
Most of them Slavic Russians.
Nazis wanted to burn down the world,
rebuild it in their own evil image.
And they wanted to burn no group down
more than Jewish people.
The biggest cornerstone of Nazi ideology
fueling their war efforts was anti-Semitism.
The Nazis who came to power in Germany in January of 1933
believed that Germans were racially superior
and they wanted to create a racially pure state.
Jews deemed to be an inferior race,
a totally separate class of people
were considered an alien threat to the so-called German racial community. How do they convince a
nation of almost 70 million to help them pursue this idiotic and heinous plan? Why would millions
more in other nations also help them? Today, we learn how the Nazis killing machine was built over
many years, many years of propaganda and lies of pushing things into darkness, not all at once, but step by evil step. To explore this incredibly complex topic, a topic
that could have several podcast series in its own right, we'll first look into the roots of
anti-Semitism and how Nazis arrived at their genocidal plan. Then we'll spend the majority
of today's episode in a time-sucked timeline of many of the key events of the Holocaust.
of today's episode in a time-sucked timeline of many of the key events of the Holocaust.
Then in part two, next week, we'll dive into Holocaust deniers,
how Germany has dealt with this legacy of murder, and much more. Let's get started.
The Holocaust could easily be an entire podcast series of its own, several podcast series.
Actually, there already are several podcast series dedicated to the Holocaust.
Of course there are, as there should be.
Such an important topic and one with years and years of information, information that, you know, many people are still uncovering to try and comprehend if you want to dive that deep.
That's not, of course, what we'll be doing here today.
We'll get into a lot of info, but compared to an entire podcast devoted to this subject,
you know, we'll just be dipping our toes in.
It's simply impossible to go over everything that went into, you know, decades of marginalization and the extermination of Nazi Germany in less than three hours.
That said, I'm proud of how much information we'll be able to share this week and what
I think is a pretty compelling narrative.
First, we'll explore the roots of anti-Semitism in Europe and how the, quote, Jewish question became a rally point for
many Europeans over the 19th century, trickled into, of course, the 20th century, and then how
Nazi Germany developed a terrifying answer to the Jewish question, one that eventually became their
plan to murder all of Europe's Jews. Then we'll spend the bulk of this episode in a timeline
detailing the progression of the Holocaust, how the Nazis came to power, started blaming things like economic conditions and crises on the Jews, and then started enforcing discriminatory laws that marked Jews as others in the places where they'd grown up and lived oftentimes their entire lives.
exterminations that took place at the concentration camps and in villages as German killing squads roved the countryside in the Soviet Union, murdering hundreds of thousands, millions of
additional Jewish people. Well, millions of additional people, hundreds of thousands of
additional Jewish people. It might surprise you that genocide was not the Nazis' first answer
to the so-called Jewish question. Initially, they wanted to force the Jewish people to eat
their delicious pork schnitzel and play handball. And when they refused, you know, they wanted to force the Jewish people to eat their delicious pork schnitzel
and play handball. And when they refused, you know, they were fucking pissed. No, of course not. No,
initially they wanted to deport them. They didn't want them dead. Not at first. They wanted them
gone. Unfortunately, so did a lot of other people in pre-World War II Europe. The Jewish question
featured heavily in political discourse and debate in Europe, going back to the French Revolution.
The revolution had given French Jews full equality and citizenship, removing all the legal restrictions they had suffered for centuries under nations and empires beholden to the Catholic
church and later their offshoots, enabling Jews to come out of the ghetto at the dawn of the 19th
century. In the legal and geographical sense, it had brought them political dignity and equal rights.
A lot of people didn't like that. A little note on the concept of the Jewish ghetto, the pull from our own previous
research from SUC 171 on the Warsaw ghetto. The concept of the ghetto goes back to the 13th
century in Europe. Ghettos came out of European separation laws dating back to the 1200s when
Jews were persecuted by an aggressively intolerant Catholic church and were only allowed to live in
assigned quarters, quarters that always seem to be located
in the shittiest part of the cities
or, you know, shitty areas just outside the cities.
And the term originally applied
to Jewish racial segregation.
Linguists think the actual term ghetto
probably comes from Italy in the 16th century,
the Venetian Jewish ghetto of Canaraggio,
Canaraggio perhaps was established on on march 29th 1516 and ghetto
probably derived from the italian word of borgetto meaning a settlement outside of a city's walls
now after the revolution the granting of citizenship to jews marked a break with age-old
prejudice and persecution in the christian west in the wake of the french revolution ideas in the
declaration of the rights of man and of the citizen originally published in 1789 in the Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen, originally published in 1789, in the Civil Code of the French, aka the Napoleonic Code, originally published in
1804, spread through Europe, and Jewish emancipation was achieved in several countries. Initially,
these were states created by the French conquest led by Napoleon, places like the Batvian Republic,
Kingdom of Westphalia, France's ally, Prussia, before spreading to other countries
like Sweden, Britain, and Russia.
Not everyone, of course, were in favor of this new equality.
Many academics, statesmen, philosophers
still believe there was a Jewish question
that needed to be answered.
Namely, how are Jews going to live in a Christian state?
How is the Christian state supposed to treat Jews?
Should Jews be allowed to be full citizens?
In 1843, the German theologian and
philosopher Bruno Bauer published the Jewish question in which he examined the compatibility
of the Jewish religion with the political and legal framework of Christian states.
In 1844, in his commentary on the Jewish question, Karl Marx proposed a radical response to this
problem. Jews should merge into the universal and abandon the particularism of their culture
and religion, which perhaps more so than Christian religions contributed to alienating and marginalizing
Jewish individuals in Western societies. Interesting proposal. What if all the religious
people in the world abandoned their religions and we all entered into the same belief system?
How long would that last? Is humanity capable of all agreeing
about something like that? I do not think so at all. I do not think we'll ever all agree on
something like that. I think Marx's biggest flaw was a fundamental lack of understanding of human
nature. If we were all programmable robots and not mercurial emotional animals, I think many of
Marx's ideas would work beautifully. As emancipation progressed,
the Jewish question became a full Jewish problem for prejudiced Europeans who believed that the
success of emancipation and the integration of Jews was a threat. They argued that Jews,
having emerged from the ghettos to become full citizens, were now hard to distinguish from anyone
else. They'd often change their surnames, even adopted non-Jewish first names. They had converted sometimes, moved into Christian neighborhoods.
I love that they saw this type of integration as a problem.
Like if these other humans looked and behaved just like them, you know, like, oh, now, how
are we going to know who they are now?
Like, why the fuck would it matter at that point?
Amazes me how many members of our species have such strong convictions about shit that
they clearly have not thought through.
Now, well, these fuckheads thought the Jews were going to change and subvert traditional Christian societies or as popular race science held at the time.
They were going to negatively alter the racial body of the state.
Again, what are they fucking talking about?
Why should anyone ever concern themselves with race?
You know, character.
Character should matter so much more.
Color.
Who gives a fuck about, you know, know color a lot of people still do unfortunately
and unfortunately back then uh you know color and character were uh strongly associated with
one another uh through the 19th century these arguments got stronger and stronger and with it
a push to establish the jews were a separate biological category they were human ish kind of
like a monkey you know a lot of really smart
minds thinking shit like this back in the 19th century. Sadly, still have a lot of these wonderful
minds around today. So this meant that true integration in their eyes was impossible,
right? According to a popular German phrase in the 19th century, a Jew stays a Jew. So just
mindless tribalism. The history of humanity never has a shortage of that
Not back in the 1800s or 1900s
Or today
Good ol' us versus them
And it doesn't really matter who the them are
In that equation
Other than they're not us
And us is fucking great
Because us has me
And I'm me and I'm part of us
And I'm great but them not me.
Therefore, less than not great
because only me and mine is best.
Overall, our species, I think
is very selfish and short-sighted
as is every other species, really. I mean, evolution
wise, the strong survive and the strong often
have had to be selfish to survive.
To stay strong, they've avoided the weak
or taken their shit and or killed them to thrive.
Sorry, I could get way off fucking track
with that whole line of philosophical reasoning.
Refocusing!
I covered a lot of this as it pertains
to the rise of anti-Semitism leading up to World War II
early on in the third bonus episode of Time Suck,
recorded in early 2017.
Hitler's Third Reich, how did it happen?
In Germany, the journalist Wilhelm Marr
popularized the word anti-Semitism during the 1870s
Not as a negative way to call out prejudice
But as a way to positively identify the anti-Jewish movement
So, you know, it actually was a very negative thing
The League of Anti-Semites would be established in 1879
Hardening the idea that Jews were a biological foreign body
That didn't belong in racially pure nation states
And members of this league, I will say, you know They at least had their hearts in the right places the idea that Jews were a biological foreign body that didn't belong in racially pure nation states.
And members of this league, I will say, you know, they at least had their hearts in the right places.
I mean, overall, they were great people. They opened meetings with hugs, little social games,
like look to the person to your left, tell them why they're special. They would close meetings with prayers for world peace, universal empathy, greater understanding, tolerance, and love.
And in a given meeting, you routinely hear phrases like, huh, I hadn't thought of it that way before. Thanks for offering me a new perspective.
And maybe I am wrong. I don't know. No one has all the answers. We can all learn from one another
if we keep open minds. No, of course not. These motherfuckers were arrogant, closed-minded,
ignorant fuckfaces. Sadly, though, far from being repulsive, their ideas attracted the
attention of popular and highly regarded intellectuals of the day.
In 1881, the economist Eugene During published the Jewish question as a question of race, customs, and culture, with an answer relating to world history.
His ideas were then reproduced by fanatical propagandists like Theodor Fritsch, author in 1887 of An Anti-Semitic Catechism, republished in 1907 under the title Handbook of the Jewish Question.
Anti-Semitic texts like these proposed a definitive solution to the Jewish question.
As Eugene During wrote in 1881, details vary from author to author, but the basis of the solution was always the same, removal of the Jews. While some, like Karl Marx, advocated the Jews should
just disappear as religious Jews know, religious Jews,
elevating themselves to a rational civic universality by banning their culture and religion,
anti-Semites argued that it was impossible for Jews to disappear as Jews by becoming Christian, for example.
They argued they had to disappear altogether, at least geographically, go somewhere else.
The most extreme argued they had to disappear biologically from the earth.
To achieve these aims, various solutions were proposed, which basically advocated a return to the situation before the French Revolution for some, limited civil rights, social, physical ghettoization, numerous legal restrictions.
The Jews were not seen as citizens of the nations that were forming in the 19th century by all these anti-Semites.
Their number was legion, but as foreign guests of these nations,
making them not entitled to the same rights
as ordinary citizens.
Given the progress of emancipation
and the successful integration of the Jewish population,
some anti-Semites advocated radical solutions
to curb further Jewish integration progress,
inspired by the racial science of the time.
For example, restricting numbers
through forced sterilization.
And now many of Europe's Jewish people started to fucking worry that these anti-Semites weren't just talking shit.
As their ideas became more popular, they started to be concerned and they started to try to get
the fuck out of Europe. Theodore Herzl, founder of the Zionist movement, published Jewish State
in 1896, advocating for a new Jewish nation state where Jews would have a permanent home
and not
have to worry about all this insanity. The Protestant theologian Johann Friedrich Hiemann
followed in his footsteps in 1897 with the path to a definitive solution to the Jewish question,
advocating for the creation of a Jewish nation state in the Middle East.
The Zionist arguments and plans would provoke a lot of debate. Some anti-Semites believed this was undoubtedly the best way of getting rid of the Jews,
while others, obsessed by the notion of a Jewish conspiracy or some kind of Jewish international cabal,
feared that a concentration of Jews in the Middle East would create a kind of Jewish Vatican,
much more powerful than the Catholic version,
which would become the military headquarters for future world domination.
Right? Hello, Illuminati! version, which will become the military headquarters for future world domination, right?
Hello, Illuminati.
Belief in a secret Jewish cabal controlling the world's government has been a popular war cry of paranoid dipshits ever since.
Let's now briefly recap the rise of Hitler and the Nazi party.
That's subject of bonus suck number three.
How do they play into all this?
Nazi party founded by the German Workers' Party,, not Hitler, but by Anton Drexler,
a Munich locksmith. Kind of a part-time
locksmith. 1919.
And this Drexler cat, what
a fucking stud
this guy was. Holy shit!
Deemed medically unfit
to fight for Germany in World War I. He then
went on to not make enough money as a locksmith
to pay his bills, possibly because he was
lazy and untalented. So he then supplemented, right, by playing the zither in beer halls.
Have you heard the zither?
Holy shit.
A fucking, fucking zither, bro.
God, you know old Drexler was a hit with the ladies.
No one gets more action than a zither plucker.
Sadly, 1920, Drexler died.
He drowned.
Drowned in a sea of puss.
JK, of course JK.
Nothing keeps the dangers of puss away like a zither.
Actually, he died in 1942 at the age of 57,
drank himself to death after basically toiling in obscurity
for a few decades after Hitler took his party away from him.
Sounds about right.
Adolf Hitler attended one of Drexler's early meetings, and before long, his energy and oratorical skills
would enable him to take over the party, as I stated, which was renamed the Nationalist Socialist
German Workers' Party in 1920. That year, Hitler also formulated a 25-point program that would
become the permanent basis for the party. Mainly thought to be drawn up to win over the working
class from communism and social democracy.
The 25-point program adopted some of the rhetoric and ideas of the left, such as the struggle against war profiteers, nationalization of major industries, but also embraced the nationalistic anti-Semitism of the ethnic national right, who defined a people as a homogenous body, a pure racial and biological unity.
Articles four and five of the program proclaimed
only a member of the Volk can be a citizen.
A member of the Volk can only be one
who is of German blood without consideration of creed.
Consequently, no Jew can be a member of the Volk.
A lot of people back then worried about racial purity.
Under this program,
a Jew could live in Germany only as a guest
and must be under the authority of legislation for foreigners.
So it began with the Nazis.
Anti-Semitism, as we've established, had been around in Europe for centuries,
had been growing more and more severe.
Historically, in addition to ghettos,
the worst representations of it had typically been expressed in pogroms,
regional explosions of violence in which Jews were killed
and Jewish establishments looted,
sometimes sanctioned by the state, sometimes not. Hitler didn't like this. He wanted anti-Semitism
to be more structured. He wanted it to be more precise and clear and led solely by the state.
As Hitler declared, the Nazis rejected emotional anti-Semitism. The anti-Semitism they practiced, they considered a
rational one. Oh boy. Rational racism. What an oxymoron. According to Hitler, pogroms achieved
nothing except destruction and chaos. Only with the direction, control, and militarization of the
state could Germany achieve quite simply the total removal of the Jews, as he wrote. By 1921,
Hitler had already ousted the party's other leaders,
right? Fucking this guy's gone. He's taken over from that guy and some of that guy's former
cronies. Again and again, with escalating aggression, his speeches emphasize how all
of the catastrophic circumstances that Germany has been facing, defeat in World War I, the 1918
Revolution, the Treaty of Versailles, hyperinflation, and much more, all the fault of the Jews. The Jews who comprised less than 1% of Germany's total population at this
time, they made a great scapegoat, right? They were different. There weren't enough of them to
fight back properly if targeted, but there were enough of them to be a proper target in people's
eyes. With zero evidence, Hitler asserted time and time again that the Jews were actively working
against the state, which makes no fucking sense. It's a conspiracy to bring down the German army and bring the
socialists and communists into power, and people bought it. Membership numbers, hard to ascertain
in the first few comparatively unorganized years of the party's formation, but we know that the
Nazi party's membership grew from 25,000 in 1925 to about 180,000 in 1929. Clearly Hitler's hateful messages resonated
with a lot of disenfranchised and angry people. The interwar years economy was in the toilet.
There's probably a lot of, you know, uneducated, angry Germans hearing this message and liking it.
The Great Depression then brought the Nazi party a huge influx of new angry members and real
political power. From 1929 to 1932, the party
vastly increases membership and voting strength. Its vote in elections from the German four or two,
the German parliament increased from 800,000 votes in 1928 to about 14 million in July of 1932.
Nazi party quickly emerged as Germany's largest voting block, and they quickly used their
new might to get the Jews out of Germany. From 1933 to 1941, Nazi policy was summed up in a
notorious slogan of theirs. Very simple slogan, just two words, Jews out. Not very subtle.
Didn't hide their hate. This is the party that now had become Germany's most popular. The party
who chanted Jews out at rallies
Important thing to understand about the Nazis in Germany
Was how blatantly horrific and popular they were
And what had the Jewish people done to bring this hate onto themselves?
Mostly, honestly, they refused to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior
They believed Christians followed the wrong prophets
Not aggressive about that belief, but the belief existed. And that belief felt insulting. And they
worshiped differently. They often looked different. Many men had beards when most Christians didn't,
shit like that, and it was enough. They remind me of homophobics now, right? Someone doesn't
believe in the same kind of sexual limitations that I do. The limitations that my God has imposed
on me? Well, fuck them. Get the gays out of our
schools. Get them out of our society. Some of you might not like me hearing me make that parallel,
but to me, it's pretty clear and something that concerns me because if you believe in science,
which I do, then you understand that you have no more control over your sexual persuasion than you
do over what religion, culture, or ethnicity you're born into. Straight kids can't just be
turned gay. That's some conversion therapy,
wackadoodle bullshit propaganda.
A form of Nazism can rise up anywhere
when you normalize hatred of those born differently than you.
Starts off with the removal of some rights,
cultural classification of being different,
less than, than left unchecked,
grown through more hate, more time.
It can eventually turn into extermination.
From a biological point of view,
the Nazis argued Jews were not only foreign,
but also dangerous because they were contaminating.
They had to be driven out from the German race.
And it's liebenstrom,
that stupid fucking notion of living space
we've talked about in the few past sucks.
The idiotic notion that it was an Aryan destiny
to spread out around the world
and displace other inferior cultures.
A notion that existed before Hitler.
After 1933, Nazis passed laws and decrees to make Germany a state that was free of or purified of Jews.
More than 400 laws would now ban Jews from doing business, owning property, owning pets.
Couldn't even own pets, Jesus Christ.
What would they do with that fucking dog when left to their own devices?
Forbidden from entering in ever increasing number of public spaces. Jesus Christ, what would they do with that fucking dog when left to their own devices?
Forbidden from entering in ever-increasing number of public spaces.
Still in the 1930s, the murder of millions of people was unthinkable,
probably, even for the most ardent Nazis,
if only logistically.
Clearly, though, the road to killing Jews had already been pretty much completely paved by this point.
They're being framed as subhuman, not worthy of the same rights
other humans have.
They're being framed as a walking, breathing pestilence, a plague. And isn't it a
good thing to rid oneself, one's culture of a plague? Extermination, looking back now,
seemed almost inevitable back in 1933. Context and plans were now slowly evolving for the Nazis
to develop their so-called final solution, the plan to murder Jews systematically in concentration
camps. By 1938, many Jews were
leaving Germany as planned. I mean, who could fucking blame them? But the country itself had
now expanded through annexation of the Sudetenland, a historical German name for the northern,
southern, and western areas of former Czechoslovakia, which were inhabited primarily
by Sudeten Germans and also by the annexation of Austria. With Austria and the Sudetenland,
you know, 200,000 more Jews now suddenly fell under Nazi jurisdiction, more than the total number of Jews who had already immigrated out of Germany since 1933. They're trying to get rid of
them. Now they have more, right? Nazis, they wanted these people fucking out too. And now they become
more emboldened, more aggressive and hateful and not willing to wait as long to get them out.
Now, instead of a slow repression by the law,
the Nazis turned to harsher methods.
In Austria, Nazis set up the Central Office
for Jewish Immigration in Vienna,
run by Lieutenant Colonel Adolf Eichmann,
who was considered an expert on the Jewish question.
And why was he considered an expert?
Because, like a lot of other Nazis,
he was fucking brilliant.
He was a brilliant champion.
After first flunking out of college, then going to a vocational school,
he then dropped out of that and went to work for his daddy,
like a fucking champion does.
And then this skinny, dork-looking motherfucker,
guy who looked like he probably cried after sex and talked about his mommy,
a guy who I imagine didn't have a big social circle,
he found a community of other rejects who had somehow become strong,
led by art school reject
and fellow dropout micropene Hitler.
Looking into the Nazis, it is
such a terrifying reminder that you don't have
to be fucking smart to become powerful.
It's not always the cool kids becoming
powerful. A charismatic and hateful leader
looks like a fucking dork with a weird-ass
mustache rallying together a bunch
of ignorant, hateful fucking moron
losers. Those dumb fucks
collectively can take over a nation and have taken over nations. Education, education, education.
We must work to make a quality education affordable for all, or we can let our culture
become a fucking dumpster fire where shit like Nazism becomes possible, you know, or that.
The expulsion of Austrian Jews was immediate and brutally efficient In November 1938
Reinhard Heydrich, high-ranking German SS and police official
Another principal architect of the Holocaust
Was pleased to announce the departure of 45,000 Jews in record time
Anti-Semitic laws of Germany were immediately applied to Austria
Including the Nuremberg laws of 1935
Laws that did shit like forbid marriage
Even intercourse between Jews and Germans.
German women under 45 couldn't work in Jewish homes.
Jews could not be citizens of the Reich, et cetera.
All kinds of fucking ridiculous laws.
Racial hatred burned through Austria like a fire.
Synagogues destroyed and burned.
Jewish homes, businesses looted and ransacked.
Jewish people beaten, killed in the streets by angry mobs. And police did nothing to stop it. Other than watching, laughing, sometimes joining
in. Many of the folks leading the charge against the Jewish pestilence patted themselves on the
back for being good people, strong people, doing what they needed to do for a strong Germany.
Many of them went home. You know, they were good fathers, mothers, wives, husbands, people who
smiled, hugged their friends, long as they weren't Jews, of course, people who tucked their children into beds lovingly at night,
kissing their foreheads, praying to their God for their family to be safe, healthy, prosperous, and happy.
And also, dear Lord, please kill the dirty Jews. Amen.
So hard for some to understand that a good, loving person and an evil, hateful fuck can inhabit the same body.
Thousands quickly fled this new Austrian terror.
Also, should add a quick note
about those 1935 Nuremberg laws.
In addition to making life harder for Jewish people,
additional laws quickly followed
identifying the Roma people as subhuman.
Reich Interior Minister Wilhelm Frick
decrees in January of 1936,
alien races include all other races in Europe.
These are, apart from the Jews,
as a rule, only the gypsies.
On the basis of this decree, a racist special law is enacted.
Good reminder here that just because the angry mob doesn't come for your people initially,
doesn't mean they won't come for you next.
Maybe it starts with transphobia, then it moves to homophobia,
then it moves to xenophobia, then to racism,
then to more aggressive misogyny than we already have,
then to religious fascism, then to boycotting and or targeting believers of the wrong political
ideology, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Hate likes to move and spread. The Vienna Central
Office became a model for how to administer the quick expulsion of Jews and how the Reich
Central Office for Jewish Immigration opened in Berlin on February 11th, 1939. It was created on the initiative of Hermann
Goering, following a proposal by Heydrich. Goering, another strong, smart winner. This dude,
his godfather, a man who saved his family from poverty, was Hermann Epstein, wealthy Jewish
doctor, no related to Jeffrey that I know of. Great guy who loved him. What a special kind of
piece of shit Goering was to turn his back on the guy who'd saved his family growing up in such a grotesque
way. Goering was a mentally unstable opiate addict who'd been locked
up in an asylum for a while. In 1925, the guy was literally wearing a straitjacket.
And then Hitler was like, I like this guy. He's a good pure Aryan stock.
He makes strong Nazi. The world needs more like him. I don't know
what accent that was. I didn't plan on trying to do an accent
Until I already started talking like Hitler
Probably should have thought about that
The first director of the Reich Central Office for Jewish Immigration
In Berlin was Colonel Heinrich Mueller
Succeeded a few months later
By a two time dropout
Daddy can you please give me a job
Eichmann
But this would change again
With the Kreisdornacht
The night of broken glass On the night of November 9th,
1938, violent anti-Jewish demonstrations broke out across Germany, Austria,
Sudetenland, the region of Czechoslovakia, or the Czech
Republic now. Nazi officials depicted the riots as justified reactions to the assassination
of German foreign official Ernst von Rath, who
had been shot two days earlier by Herschel Greisenspan,
17-year-old Polish Jew distraught over the deportation of his family from Germany.
Over 48 hours, violent mobs destroyed hundreds of synagogues,
burning or desecrating Jewish religious artifacts along the way.
Acting on orders from Gestapo headquarters,
police officers and firefighters did nothing to prevent the destruction.
All told, approximately 7,500 Jewish-owned businesses, homes, and schools were plundered,
and 91 Jews were murdered in an orgy of hate and blood.
An additional 30,000 Jewish men arrested, sent to newly built concentration camps,
or, excuse me, sent to newly built concentration camps, plural.
Though they claimed that Kristallnacht was spontaneous action by the German people.
In fact, Nazis in the german army led the riots themselves and even though they led the riots themselves
nazis soon regretted how uh i think it's actually uh kristallnacht had gone down the damage billions
of dollars worth harmed the german economy that upset them not the violence and the public you
know anarchist display of violence was at odds with how Nazi party leaders branded themselves as rational and highly efficient people.
The way the violence occurred upset them.
They just didn't like the optics.
Hermann Goering, in particular, commander-in-chief of the Luftwaffe, was furious.
He summoned a meeting at the ministry to try and evaluate the economic and financial damage.
During the meeting, he aligned himself with Reinhard Heydrich and the two re-evaluated their policy
towards the Jews.
Going forward,
they preached a policy of order and discipline,
not rioting.
Efficiency, not economic destruction.
The meeting made two decisions.
One, to claim that the Jews themselves
were to blame for the riot,
not to pay a fine of a billion Reichsmarks,
equivalent to about $400 million in 1938,
and two, to achieve the full removal of
Jews from Germany quickly.
Insane. These guys were insane.
The fine part fucking kills me. That's
the equivalent of being raped,
then the police catch your rapist, then they
order you to pay the rapist
more money than all the money you have for the
trauma the rapist went through raping
you. Nazis, party the peopleist went through raping you.
Nazis.
Party of the people.
Cue parades.
Lots of cheering.
Flag waving.
Fuck yeah, bro.
When France fell to the Nazis in the summer of 1941, some Nazis would advocate expelling Jewish people to the French-controlled island of Madagascar off the coast of Southeast Africa now.
They felt that Madagascar had the advantage of being an island.
That would allow millions of Jews to be confined under tight Nazi control.
They wouldn't be able to create that Jewish Vatican,
go full fucking Illuminati and shit.
But then the Madagascar plan, which was very carefully drawn up under the direction of Eichmann,
turned out to be impractical because of
a British control of the sea in the area.
So, gosh dang!
What a waste of valuable time for those
champion brainiacs!
At the same time, extreme violence was being unleashed by Nazis on Poland and Polish Jews.
Nazi Germany occupied Poland starting September 1st, 1939.
Even more than German Jews, Nazis considered Poland's Slavic Jews racial others.
Extra plaguey, extra subhuman.
Nazis thought so little of Slavic people in general, their racial hatred spreading further now. they also killed many non-jewish polish to establish firmer control of the new
territory they started by going after their intellectuals artists members of liberal
professions senior civil servants and officials others as part of operation tannenberg special
units of police and ss officers murdered more than 60 000000 people in September and October of 1939, Jews and
non-Jews. Nazis wanted to eradicate, destroy Polish culture, right? Their hate spreading. It's evolving
and strengthening. First, it's, I don't like these people. Then once they realize they can do whatever
the fuck they want to these people, they think, well, who else do I want to get rid of? Who else
do I want to torment? Let's spread it around. It reminds me of the kill cycle of so many serial
killers, right? The initial kills often spread out, great care taken to hide the evidence.
Then as the killings go on, the bloodlust becomes more powerful.
They become more emboldened.
They eventually go, you know, full fucking Ted Bundy at the Chi Omega sorority house in Florida.
Nazis' idea was the new territory in Poland would take in German Jews.
The first deportations of 1939 were experiments.
How easy would it be to deport Jews, hold them in camps that they had to build and maintain themselves while awaiting deportation further east, wherever that was? Meanwhile, Germany kept expanding. After their victory in Poland and equally rapid victories in the West and the Balkans, more than 3 million extra Jews now in regions under German control. So now what? How to get rid of so many? Where to deport them? Nazis first looked further east, right? If the sea route to Madagascar was closed,
if immigration was not an answer because no country wanted to receive the growing number
of Jews of the Reich, which was a problem, the east seemed full of possibilities. Nazis thought
they could use existing railway systems for mass deportations far to the east, preferably to the
Arctic Circle, where Jews would then be left to their frozen fates. Jesus Christ.
The problem was that there were already Jews in the east, and in the eyes of the Nazis,
adding to their numbers represented a danger to military security, right? They could form
that fucking Jewish Vatican again. Yeah, it's maybe around a bunch of igloos or something.
Also, since German armies were supposed to support themselves using the resources they
found in conquered lands, it didn't seem reasonable to increase the number of people who
needed food. Nazis now felt they needed to decrease the number of Jews, that only that
would solve their problems. Enter the final solution to the Jewish question. In a letter
dated July 31st, 1941, from Hermann Goering to Reinhard Heydrich, the SS given the responsibility of finding an
overall solution to the Jewish question. As supplement to task which was entrusted to you
in the decree dated 24 January 1939, namely to solve the Jewish question by immigration and
evacuation, I herewith commission you to carry out all the preparations with regard to organization,
the material side, and financial
viewpoints for a final solution of the Jewish question in these territories of Europe which
are under German influence. If the competency of other central organizations is touched in this
connection, these organizations are to participate. I furthermore commission you to submit to me as
soon as possible a draft showing the measures already taken for the
execution of the intended final solution of the Jewish question. The plan that started out as a
forced immigration became forced evacuation, now roundup and extermination. And so it began.
Now two primary forms of mass murder would be enacted that would largely define the Holocaust,
one associated with Western Europe, one in Eastern Europe. While extermination camps were being built in Poland to deal with Polish Jews,
massacres, largely rounding up people, shooting them, and then dumping them into mass graves,
was being carried out in the East. In both cases, masses of people were transported by train or
truck to temporary structures or at least some kind of predetermined area to be killed immediately,
generally either by firing squad or gassing,
right? Whatever the means, bullets or gas, whatever the site, mobile gas chamber,
permanent structure gas chamber, a fucking ditch, et cetera. The aim was always identical. The death of an entire population organized and methodically carried out with as little
resources and time wasted as possible. That is what makes genocide. When it happens,
especially when it happens like this,
such a huge fucking deal. The fact that an entire country's economy, manufacturing sectors,
government, absolutely everything can be mobilized with the very worst of intentions.
And then it can be done by a political party chosen by the people, people who maybe didn't
know all the details, but they did know goddamn well what the overall goal was. Labeling fellow
meat sacks as fucking subhuman
and removing them from society now with an overview of the build-up complete let's take a
deep dive into the horrors of the holocaust backing up to 1933 covering some events we've already
touched on in more depth in today's time suck timeline right after today's mid-show sponsor break. Thanks for listening to the sponsors
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January 30th, 1933, German President Paul von Hindenburg appoints Adolf Hitler as Chancellor of Germany. Spurred by the German people's frustration with the economy and their
humiliation from World War I, the Nazi party had won 230 governmental seats in July of 1932.
Paul von Hindenburg had initially been opposed to Hitler as chancellor,
but as a result of a series of complicated negotiations and populist pressure,
Hindenburg was convinced to appoint Hitler as chancellor
with the understanding that a non-Nazi vice chancellor
and other non-Nazis in key governmental positions
would contain and temper Hitler's more brutal tendencies,
which they were well aware of.
But he would be wrong. They would
all be wrong. No one would contain Hitler. At this time, Germany had an estimated Jewish
population of 566,000. Within a month of taking power, Hitler begins radical reforms. Using
emergency constitutional powers, Hitler's cabinet issues a decree for the protection of the German
people on February 4th, 1933. This decree places legal constraints on the press,
authorizes the police to ban political meetings and marches,
effectively hindering electoral campaigning.
Freedom of the press and freedom to assemble and protest.
Beware of any and all leaders
who attempt to restrict these rights in any form.
Always a dangerous, poisonous political move.
Always a terrible precedent to set.
Putin recently started making more of these kind of moves.
Any leader afraid of a free press, not a leader, a rational person should ever want in charge of their nation.
And on February 22nd, 40,000 German men are sworn in as auxiliary police force loyal to the Nazi party.
First, the nation of Germany.
Second, not terrifying at all.
First, the nation of Germany.
Second, not terrifying at all.
Hitler begins ordering a rapid expansion of the state police,
a.k.a. the Gestapo, putting Hermann Göring in charge of a new security force composed entirely of Nazis and dedicated to stamping out opposition to their party.
Again, not terrifying at all.
Hitler, of course, doesn't stop there.
February 27th, 1933.
The building housing the German parliament, a.k.a. the Reichstag,
burns down from an act of arson.
Immediately, the Nazi leadership and its German nationalist coalition partners The building housing the German parliament, aka the Reichstag, burns down from an act of arson.
Immediately, the Nazi leadership and his German nationalist coalition partners
exploit the fire to persuade President Paul von Hindenburg
that communists, the next biggest political party
in Germany next to the Nazis,
were planning a violent uprising
to derail Germany's national renewal.
While the origins of the fire, still unclear,
many think the Nazis burned it down
themselves to secure political power because, just a day later, February 28th, the emergency
powers are granted to Hitler as a result of the Reichstag fire. How convenient. Commonly known as
the Reichstag fire decree, the resulting act, for the protection of the people and state,
abolished a number of constitutional protections, like suspending the right to assembly, freedom of
speech, freedom of the press, other constitutional protections, like suspending the right to assembly, freedom of speech, freedom of the press,
other constitutional protections,
including all restraints on police investigations.
Fucking terrifying.
Also permitted the regime to arrest
and incarcerate political opponents
without specific charges,
dissolve political organizations,
and to suppress publications.
Gave the central government the authority
to overrule state and local laws
and overthrow state and local governments.
This, of course, paved the way for a Nazi dictatorship, all under the guise of protecting the German people from some internal threats.
Right. Protect the German people, except the Jews, of course, you know, or the Roma people
or Slavics, you know, or communists or black Germans or Polish Germans or homosexual Germans
or any Germans who didn't get a hard dick or a wet pussy from saluting images of Hitler or the
Nazi flag. A cult of personality growing stronger around Hitler.
He wasn't merely liked by some Germans.
He was worshipped as some kind of savior leading the German people.
Straight, Aryan, Nazi-loving German people out of the ashes of World War I embarrassment.
Beware those who worship politicians, right?
People who cannot tolerate any dissent or any criticism of their precious demagogue.
right people cannot tolerate any dissent or any criticism of their precious demagogue a national sentiment was building that to be opposed to hitler was to be opposed to a strong
germany within weeks of that motherfucker uh locking down germany under martial law
under a martial law type of control the first concentration camp opens march 22nd 1933 the
first prisoners arrive at dachau, a concentration camp originally intended for
Hitler's political opponents. This prison for people who hadn't done anything wrong,
other than disagree with Hitler, located on the grounds of an abandoned munitions factory
near the northeastern part of the town of Dachau, about 10 miles northwest of Munich
in southern Germany. After days of travel with little or no food or water, the first prisoners
arrived weak and exhausted, often near death.
Typhus epidemics became a serious problem due to overcrowding, poor sanitary conditions, insufficient provisions,
and the weakened state of the prisoners whose rights were not really respected, whose lives were not valued. Many died. The camp would eventually be divided into two sections, Camp Area and Crematoria Area.
The Camp Area consisted of 32 barracks, including one for clergy in prison
for opposing the Nazi regime, right?
Illegal to preach a sermon critical of the Nazis
in any fucking way.
And one reserved for horrific medical experiments.
Eventually at this camp and at others,
experiments will be conducted on food contamination,
blood coagulation,
the effects of various poisons and gases,
starvation, bone, muscle, nerve transplantation, head injuries, the effects of bacteria being injected directly into bone marrow, being frozen, being subjected to high altitude simulation, being given all manner of diseases, being given nothing but seawater to drink, being operated on with no painkillers, being sterilized, exposed to radiation, having explosive devices tested on
human guinea pigs, electroshock experiments, being raped in order to be given venereal diseases,
men, women, children, butchered, poisoned, tortured, you name it. There were no ethical
boundaries that couldn't be crossed. Camp administration was located in the gatehouse
at the main entrance. Camp area had a group of support buildings containing the kitchen, laundry, showers, workshops, as well as a prison block.
Courtyard between the prisons and the central kitchen used for summary execution of prisoners.
An electrified barbed wire fence, a ditch, and a wall with seven guard towers surrounded the camp.
Dock out prisoners, those not immediately killed, used as forced laborers. At first,
they were employed in the operation of the camp and various construction projects
and in small handicraft industries
established in the camp. Prisoners built roads,
worked in gravel pits, drained marshes.
Help strengthen Nazi Germany
before the state fucking kills you.
Heinrich Himmler,
as police president of Munich,
officially described the camp when it opened as the
first concentration camp for political
prisoners. Motherfuckers would go there to concentrate keep concentrating until you
realize hitler's fucking right about everything during the first year the camp has a capacity of
5 000 prisoners initially the internees primarily german communists social democrats trade unionists
other political opponents the nazi regime soon other groups interned at dachau like jehovah's
witnesses roma people homosexuals as well as uh the vague anti-socials and repeat criminal
offenders during the early years relatively few jews actually were interned at dachau
march 24th 1933 the german parliament passes the enabling act let's give hitler fucking more power
he hasn't even been in power for two months yet.
The Act's full name is the Law to Remedy
the Distress of the People and the Reich.
Right? The always presented is, we're doing this for you.
I'm being a dictator to fucking
help you. It's always the same
shit. The Act allowed him to enact
laws, including ones that violated the Weimar
Constitution, without approval of
either Parliament or Reich President von Hindenburg.
Hindenburg, now officially just a figurehead this act officially strips him of any any real power
i had one last uh power the power to depose hitler that'll probably come at a great cost
since the passage of this law depended on two-thirds majority vote in parliament
hitler and the nazi party used intimidation and persecution to get the needed votes
do you want to help germany get strong again or do you need to go to Dachau and concentrate? Nazis literally prevented all 81
communists and 26 of the 120 social Democrats from taking their seats for this vote, right?
Detaining them in their houses, businesses, other areas outside of parliament. In addition,
they stationed secret police in the chamber to intimidate remaining representatives and guarantee
they voted the right way. In the end, the law passed with more than the required two-thirds majority.
Yeah, of course it did in that atmosphere. Only a few social Democrats still voted against it,
and I'm guessing their political futures ended with those votes. And later, if they didn't escape
Germany pretty quick, probably their lives as well. Germany's Supreme Court now did nothing
to challenge this act's legitimacy i mean those
justices knew that voting it down would not stop it it would just lead them to being officially
stripped of all their power which had really already been stripped just with the new laws
the nazis were passing you know if they oppose hitler they would be punished severely so they
accepted the majority vote overlooked the absence of the communist delegates and the social democrats who were under a weird kind of arrest for the day uh then on april 1st 1933 hitler says april fools he steps
down from power and disassembles the nazi party he releases everyone held in dachau and rescinds
all the horrific laws passed by the nazis everything in germany is great again uh all
are treated equal hitler heads the countryside focuses on watercolor paintings of peaceful
german lakes and streams,
shaves a stupid fucking mustache, grows out a big old beard that his grandkids will later love to tug on.
Of course, JK. No, April 1st, 1933, a first government-sanctioned boycott of Jewish shops and businesses takes place.
Less than three months after coming into power, the Nazis stage an economic boycott,
targeting Jewish-owned businesses and offices of Jewish professionals.
To justify this, Nazis claim that German and foreign Jews are spreading atrocity stories
simply just to randomly damage Germany's reputation. Well, it's not stories, it's facts.
Word's already getting out about all the horrible shit the Nazis are doing. And so Hitler has to
tell his people, it's lies, lies, lies. Reminds me of what Putin's doing right now in Russia.
Nazi officials stood menacingly in front of the Jewish-owned department stores and retail establishments, outside offices of Jewish professionals, holding signs, shouting slogans such as, don't buy from Jews.
Jews are our misfortune.
Imagine that today.
Imagine a bunch of dickheads holding signs out in front of your
shop, screaming at customers to not shop at your business because of your race. Imagine it's
police and politicians doing that, right? Elected officials, not just fucking stray lunatics.
Although the national boycott campaign that lasted just a day and was ignored by many
individual Germans who continue to shop in Jewish owned stores and seek the services of Jewish
professionals. You know, the boy and seek the services of Jewish professionals.
You know, the boycott marked the beginning of a nationwide campaign by the Nazi party
publicly against German Jews.
Soon, laws will be passed to prevent Jews from doing pretty much fucking everything.
On April 7th, the laws for reestablishment of the civil service
bar Jews from holding civil service, university, and state positions.
April 26th, German secret police,
the Gestapo, the SS is established. Hitler hasn't been in power for three months yet.
Nazi regime wanted to establish a centralized political police force that would answer
directly to Nazi leadership. To create this, they had to reform the existing decentralized
police system, which in the 1930s was tied to local governments. The Gestapo staffed by plain
clothes policemen, often called Gestapo staffed by plainclothes policemen,
often called Gestapo agents. Most of these men professionally trained. They often had worked as detectives or political policemen during the Weimar Republic. One Gestapo agent, Heinrich
Mueller, had worked for the police in Munich since 1919, went on to become the head of the
Gestapo in 1939. Professionally trained policemen like Mueller brought experience, knowledge,
and skill to the Gestapo. But not all Gestapo agents were trained policemen like Mueller brought experience, knowledge, and skill
to the Gestapo. But not all Gestapo agents were longtime policemen. Some came to Gestapo through
the Nazi intelligence service, the SD. These SD men were Nazi devotees with little or no police
training. They were hired as part of SS leader Heinrich Himmler's plan to transform Germany's
existing police system into a Nazi party-driven institution. The Gestapo's mission
was to investigate and combat all attempts to threaten the state. Right? Read that as
heil Hitler or get fucked. And the Nazi view of threats to the state encompassed a wide variety
of behaviors. These behaviors included everything from organized political opposition to even
individual critical remarks about the Nazis, real or rumored to combat this wide array of potential threats the nazi dictatorship gave
the gestapo enormous power if a gestapo agent found out that you had told a fucking joke about
hitler which a coming december 1934 law would make literally illegal just specifically excuse
me specifically you could not joke about hitler That's fucking scary, right? When your leader
is like, it's illegal to joke about me.
That's not someone anyone should like.
You can be accused of performing a malicious
attack against the state or the party
if you're accused of this. You can legally be
arrested by the Gestapo, have a trial
before their special little kangaroo court
who found guilty whoever they fucking felt like it
and be sent to a concentration camp for as long
as they felt like keeping you there.
Or, you know, they could just kill you.
All because you say, I don't know, talked about how Hitler had a micropenis.
Only one ball, and for sexual pleasure, liked to have women kick and shit on him.
Or if you talked about how he wanted to fuck his niece,
who literally killed herself to escape his romantic advances.
That's not all just random slander either.
That is based on either released CIA
intelligence reports or the work of several
noted historians. Seriously.
What a leader!
A failed art student with a teeny
tiny dick, one ball,
a desire to be shit on, who is
sexually obsessed with his fucking niece.
Good, strong, Aryan,
stock. Oh, Heil Hitler.
Oh boy. Gestapo would Hitler. Oh, boy.
Gestapo would send many to concentration camps.
The Gestapo had the power of protective custody that allowed them to bypass the court system.
Those placed in protective custody could not consult a lawyer, appeal their sentence, or defend themselves in court.
Because they, you know, didn't fucking matter what they thought or what was true.
Gestapo even used protective custody to override court decisions in some cases.
Typically, they did so when they considered the court sentence too lenient.
So if someone goes through the court system, they don't like how the verdict is,
they're just like, ah, fucking throw them in concentration camp.
Fuck them.
As an institution, the Gestapo was not subject to any legal or administrative oversight.
You know, no other institution, not even the courts, could overrule any Gestapo decision.
The Nazi Gestapo could do whatever the fuck they wanted to whoever
the fuck they wanted. And as long as Hitler was happy, it was all well and good. And millions of
proud nationalistic German patriots loved them. Go Germany, go, whatever it takes. I mean, so long
as they're doing this shit to everyone else, but not me, right? It'll never come back around on me.
That's not how it ever works, is it? Yeah, get them! Fucking get them!
May 10th,
1933. University students burn over 25,000 un-German books
in Berlin's Opera Square now.
Book burnings. Fuck yeah. That's when you know
your culture is heading in the right direction.
When you're burning books, when your people
are so afraid of words that express ideas
and opinions contrary to their own,
that they feel like they have to literally burn them.
Students threw books pillaged mostly from public and university libraries
onto bonfires with great ceremony.
Band playing, we have the fucking music, they're dancing and smiling.
They're doing so-called fire oaths.
Oh boy, these students, young indoctrinated Nazis,
sought to purify German literature of foreign immoral influences,
especially Jewish immoral influences.
Right, if a Jewish person wrote it, especially Jewish immoral influences. Right?
If a Jewish person wrote it, it's just fucking gross.
Among the authors whose works just had to be burned, Helen Keller, the writer and advocate
for disabled persons, pacifism, improved conditions for industrial workers, and women's
voting rights.
Gross.
Fuck human rights.
Fuck the disabled.
Am I right?
Woo! Oh, let's burn it all down and build something much worse in its place. Fuck human rights Fuck the disabled, am I right?
Let's burn it all down And build something much worse in its place
That day some 40,000 dipshits
Also gathered to hear Joseph Goebbels
Joseph, Joseph Goebbels
Hitler's right hand propagandists
Deliver a fiery address
The Reich Minister of Propaganda
The man responsible for controlling
The content of the press, literature, visual arts, film, theater, music, radio.
Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945.
And they actually did have a Ministry of Propaganda.
Not even hiding it.
The Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda.
As if enlightenment and propaganda, same fucking thing.
Important to know, I guess.
Fair to note, though, that at the time, the German word propaganda, value neutral. In today's terms,
the ministry could be understood to have a name
that meant roughly ministry for culture,
media, and public relations, but still.
Goebbels,
another failure who found power in the Nazis.
He wanted to be a playwright,
but no one would produce his plays
because he was a fucking shit writer.
He took a desk job he hated as a bank clerk,
insignificant job, he made him mad, and, you know, he started like many people, leading up to Hitler's ascension to power, because he was a fucking shit writer. So he took a desk job. He hated as a bank clerk. Insignificant job.
He made him mad.
And, you know,
and he started like many people
leading up to Hitler's ascension to power
to blame his failures,
not on himself,
but on the Jews.
The Nazi upper hierarchy,
just a big group of fucking losers
who just consistently took the easy road
when it came to personal failure.
Blame anyone but yourself.
I've never liked that person.
Right?
They always got excuses.
Oh, it's never my fault. Oh man man if fucking this person would have done their shit i have things to be great for me right now yeah but my these fucking people let me down when it's
consistently that's like what's the common denominator oh you oh you're the common uh
august 1933 dachau's commandant theodore eich introduces a system of regulations that
inflicted brutal punishments
on prisoners for the slightest offenses
when Eich became inspector of the newly established
German concentration camp system
he ensured that the Dachau camp
would serve as a model for all later concentration camps
quickly became a training center
for SS guards who would later be deployed
throughout what would be a massive
concentration camp system
now moving ahead a year, August 1934.
August 2nd, 1934, Hitler proclaims himself Führer
and Reichskanzler, aka leader and Reich Chancellor.
After the death of President Paul von Hindenburg,
who passed away at the age of 86 from lung cancer.
With the president now dead,
Hitler was freed to consolidate the chancellorship
and presidency into a new office of the Führer.
The German army now took an oath of allegiance to its new commander-in-chief. But really,
you know, the army was already Hitler's. So this is just a fucking dog and pony show.
Prior to Hitler, the chancellor had been a fairly weak position, actually. The head of parliament,
but a position that relied on the office of the president to actually accomplish anything.
Hitler changed that shit, though, almost immediately upon taking office. He made Hindenburg, who hated social Democrats and
communists, so afraid that those groups were going to cause an insurrection, were going to
rise up and destroy the Germany he so loved. He was a war hero from World War I that he allowed
Hitler and his Nazi nationalists to take new powers to save Germany. Hindenburg never actually
liked Hitler, but seemed to think he was a necessary evil.
Had he lived a bit longer, perhaps he might have sacked Hitler, declared martial law,
turned the government over to the military, something he did consider in his final days,
but unfortunately didn't do it. As aggressive and radical as Hitler's policies were when he
first took office, they became much more aggressive after Hindenburg dies. Now Hitler
has no one above him who can technically fire him. Now only an insurrection
or assassination can dethrone him. Or, you know, he kills himself. But that's not going to happen
for a while. Let's skip ahead a couple months now. May 31st, 1935. Jews barred from serving
in the German armed forces. Ridiculous. September 15th, 1935 marks the passage of the Nuremberg
laws I mentioned earlier, before the timeline. The Nuremberg laws, really two laws.
The Reich Citizenship Law
and the Law for the Protection
of German Blood and German Honor.
All these flowered, they always
pass the shittiest laws with the nicest
seemingly valiant
titles. What is the name
of that law that's going to just fuck over
all of our rights as citizens?
It's the Reich Citizenship Law and Protection
for German Blood and German Honor.
Are you against honor?
The citizenship law
defines a citizen as a person who is
of German or related blood.
This meant the Jews, who had legally been defined
as being a separate race,
barely human, they could not be full citizens
of Germany. Therefore, they had no
political rights. The law for the protection of German blood and German honor
was a law against what the Nazis viewed as race mixing
or race defilement, as they would call it.
It banned future intermarriages and sexual relations
between Jews and people of German or related blood
because the Nazis thought these children
would undermine the purity of the German race.
Two months later, November 15th, 1935,
Germany further defines a Jew in their legal codes. They categorize a Jew as a person with
at least three Jewish grandparents. A grandparent was considered Jewish if they belonged to the
Jewish religious community. Thus, the Nazis now define Jews by their religion, not just by
supposed racial traits that Nazism attributed to them previously. None of this makes any sense.
Again, you don't have to be smart to be powerful. We have some politicians in offices right now
that I wouldn't hire to be a fucking intern for anything.
They're, at least in my opinion, blatantly very stupid.
But they've got confidence and they've got conviction.
And they're good at yelling in speeches.
They have no fear or shame when it comes to expressing
their poorly thought out and or utterly nonsensical
beliefs and convictions.
Confidence, conviction, charisma, the ability to deliver a passionate speech,
throw out some cool catchphrases.
So much more important to political success than skill and diplomacy,
problem solving, basic raw intelligence, intellectualism, statesmanship.
You get it. Fun.
New Nazi race laws also categorize some people in Germany as mixed race persons.
According to the law now, these people were neither German nor jewish they were people who had just one or two jewish grandparents
and they also were fucking gross and had uh you know no rights as citizens to prove that one was
not jewish people were required to use baptism records religious records gravestones to indicate
their grandparents religious identities it was uh you know guilty until proven innocent once you
were uh labeled jewish you had to come up a lot of paperwork to prove that you weren't uh while
initially focused on jews the nazi government soon clarified that these nuremberg laws also applied
to roma people and black people and their descendants they could not be full citizens
of germany either nor could they marry or have sexual relations with people of german or related
blood more laws soon follow. March 3rd,
1936, Jewish doctors barred from practicing medicine in Germany. Imagine that. Imagine
your nation hates you so fucking much, they won't even allow you to heal their sick. Again,
how stupid is that? To have non-Jewish citizens now dying because Jewish doctors not allowed to
legally save them. March 7th, Germans marched into the
Rhineland. The Rhineland was a big point of contention for post-World War I Germany. For
many years, the Rhineland area had been a key industrial region of Germany, producing coal,
steel, and iron resources. The Rhineland also formed a natural barrier to Germany's neighbor
and rival France. In the event of a war, the River Rhine, if properly defended, would be a
difficult obstacle for an invading force to cross. One of the terms of the Treaty of Versailles, which ended
World War I, was the Germans would not be able to keep military forces in a 50 kilometer long
stretch of the Rhineland. Hitler didn't like this. He thought it made Germany vulnerable to invasion.
Reminds me of Putin assembling forces around the border of Ukraine. He was determined to strengthen
Germany's borders. So on March 7th, 1936,
Hitler boldly marched 22,000 German troops
into the Rhineland,
directly opposing the Treaty of Versailles.
He's defending Germany from fucking no one
who wants to attack them at this point.
Hitler offered France and Britain
a 25-year non-aggression pact, though.
Claimed Germany had no territorial demands
to make in Europe,
just wants to get a lot of troops around the border, just sussing things
out, not doing anything naughty.
No, I'm not doing anything naughty. Get out of here.
Of course, he's not telling the truth.
June 17th, 1936.
Himmler is named chief of German police.
Heinrich Himmler.
We've heard of this dumb fuck before. Let's explore
who he is again. He'd be incredibly important
to the killing machine that Nazi Germany would become.
If Hitler was the face and voice of the Nazi party, Hitler was the taint. No, he was the hands
and brains, is what people would say. From behind the scenes, he presided over a vast bureaucratic
empire that made him the second most powerful man in Nazi Germany. He would also be the key
and senior Nazi official responsible for conceiving, overseeing implementation of the final solution,
the Nazi plan to murder the Jews of Europe.
Himmler, longtime ardent Nazi. By the time Hitler had received his university degree in agriculture in August of 1922, he was a fanatical nationalist and a political activist,
forced to take a job in a manure processing factory near Munich. Ah, yeah. Himmler made
contact with the National Socialists through the SA Chief of Staff Ernst Röhm.
In August of 1923, he joined the Nazi Party, to which he devoted his career after he quit his job a month later.
Walked away from a lucrative job working with shit.
Himmler found work as a secretary, personal assistant to Gregor Strasser, whom Hitler appointed Reich propaganda leader of the Nazi Party in 1926.
He also made speeches which stressed race consciousness, the culture,
the German race,
the need for German expansion and settlements, and the struggle against so-called enemies of the German state,
including socialist,
communist,
Jewish capital,
and the Slavic peoples.
Himmler also introduced two key functions to the SS that related to the
Nazis parties,
Nazi parties,
long-term core goals for Germany,
internal security and guardianship over racial purity.
December 31st, 1931, Himmler also established a race and settlement office of the SS to evaluate
applications of SS men seeking to marry under a new internal marriage decree. By late 1934,
Himmler sought and obtained command of each of the state political police departments in Germany,
had centralized them within a single new agency in Berlin, the secret state police.
Between 1933 and 34,
Himmler also secured SS control
over the centralized concentration camp system.
Although various civilian authorities and police agencies
had established autonomous concentration camps during 1933
to incarcerate various political enemies
of the Nazi government,
Hitler, who was impressed with the Dachau concentration camp,
authorized Himmler to create
an entire centralized concentration camp system.
The system would grow in wartime
to include 30 to 40 main camps
and hundreds and hundreds of subcamps.
And Himmler, as we've learned in previous sucks,
was another brilliant mind.
He had a Rasputin-like personal occultist,
Karl Maria Willigut,
whom he consulted regarding insane shit
like looking for passages, openings to a hollow earth
where there was a magical land of telepathic giants
and fairies called Thule,
a place Himmler believed was the origin of the Aryans
and a very real place.
Have you met my wonderful pet psychic, Karl?
He has such a wonderful mind.
He's looking for the giants
that will take us to so much glory.
And to the fairies, you'll find them.
Beautiful white fairies who will help us kill the Jews.
The Führer will be so happy.
Once we find the school opening in Iceland,
maybe Belgium somewhere with the fairies, that's hard to say.
Oh, so lucky to have such a collection of wonderful minds
running a wonderful Nazi party.
Let's talk about Himmler's camps now.
July 1936, the Sackenhausen concentration camp opens.
Sackenhausen, this camp built in the summer of 1936.
It was Himmler's first new concentration camp as chief of German police.
Sackenhausen, conceived as an ideal concentration camp that gave architectural expression to the worldview of the SS
and intended to subject the internees to the absolute power of the SS, both symbolically and in reality.
More than 200,000 people would be interned at Sauchenhausen between 1936 and 1945.
Long-running camp.
They included political opponents of the Nazi regime,
members of groups declared by the Nazis
to be racially or biologically inferior,
such as Jews, Sinti and Roma,
both Romani people historically referred to as gypsies,
homosexuals, as well as so-called career criminals,
and the vague anti-socials also put in these camps.
Even if you were pure-blooded German and straight,
even a member of the Nazi party,
you could still be sent to one of these camps
If the state deemed you to be just an antisocial problem
For whatever reason
Almost everyone now got to live in at least a little bit of fear
When you start imprisoning and killing people for nonsensical reasons
Eventually, pretty much everyone's fair game
Short-sighted motherfuckers
Quick to grab pitchforks
Real or symbolic
And form an angry mob
They always seem to be the first to forget that. Initially, the internees, predominantly German
citizens, but after the outbreak of World War II, tens of thousands of people were deported from
occupied territories to Sachenhausen, including political opponents and allied prisoners of war.
1944, around 90% of the internees would be foreigners, with citizens of the Soviet Union
and Poland forming the largest groups. There were also around 20,000 women amongst the internees would be foreigners, with citizens of the Soviet Union and Poland forming the largest groups.
There were also around 20,000 women amongst the internees at Sachenhausen,
initially internees forced to work in workshops
and factories owned by the SS
in the camp's industrial yard,
as well as in various punishment details,
such as the brickworks or the shoe-running detail.
The shoe-running detail,
so random and absurd and horrible,
set up in 1940, under the command of civilian officials from the Reich Ministry of Economics.
Consisted of a shoe testing path with various different surfaces laid out around the parade ground.
And attorneys would just march on this for days on end with full packs just to test the suitability of various shoe sole materials.
Some people would be literally marched to death to test out various different shoe sole materials. Some people would be literally marched to death. To test out various different shoe sole materials.
And in the late summer of 1938.
Prisoners forced to build the world's largest brickworks here.
To supply building materials for the gigantic structures.
Planned by the Nazi leadership.
In the Reich capital city of Berlin.
Each day the SS marched up to 2,000 internees.
Over a canal bridge to the Klinkewerk brickworks.
Before the eyes of the local populace. This detail particularly feared000 internees over a canal bridge to the Klinkerwerk brickworks before the eyes of the local populace.
This detail, particularly feared by internees as a death camp,
especially as the SS used the Klinkerwerk for carrying out deliberate murder operations.
Tens of thousands of internees would die at Sackenhausen as a result of hunger, disease, forced labor, medical experiments, and mistreatment.
Or by just, you know, straight up execution by the SS. Just get shot. Autumn of 1941, the SS executed at least 13,000 Soviet prisoners of war, among whom
many were Jews, in a purpose-built neck shock unit.
Just use these motherfuckers for target practice.
And the testing of gassing vehicles. Doing some hardcore product testing
for the weapons of war. Let's see how this gas works. Let's see how that
gas works. About six months
later in the spring of 1942, an extermination unit
built in the industrial yard with a crematorium
and a neck shot unit
and a gas chamber added
in 1943.
Analogously to Tower A, which was
the entrance gate, the SS
cynically named this building Station Z.
Right? A through Z. Everything Z, you're done. Back it up now
to 1936. October 25th, Hitler, fellow racist
Mussolini, fellow fascist over in Italy, formed the Rome-
Berlin Axis. This alliance contained a protocol committing Germany and Italy to
follow a common foreign policy. Now Germany and her partners in military aggression
would be known as the Axis Powers. July 15th, 1937, Buchenwald, the Buchenwald concentration camp, opens. Together
with its many satellite subcamps, Buchenwald was one of the largest concentration camps
established within German borders of 1937. Constructed about five miles northwest of the
city of Weimar in east-central Germany, located in a wooded area on the northern slopes of the Ettersberg.
Prisoners lived in the Buchenwald main camp.
This area is surrounded by an electrified barbed wire fence, watchtowers,
chain of sentries outfitted with automatic machine guns.
Inside the main camp, a notorious punishment block known as the bunker
was located at the entrance of the main camp.
This is where prisoners who violated camp regulations were punished and often tortured to death. In addition to the punishment block,
the main camp included 33 wooden barracks, 15 two-story stone buildings, prisoners, infirmary,
kitchen, laundry, canteen, warehouses, workshops, and disinfection buildings.
Also eventually had a railway station, brothel, and crematorium. Yes, a brothel. Eventually, at least 10 different
concentration camps would feature brothels. This is some straight up Handmaid's Tale Jezebel shit.
Women forced to reward the men of Gilead under Hitler's eye. Women forced to be sex slaves could
not be Jewish. The vast majority were women in prison for being antisocial, right? A crime very
arbitrarily defined under Hitler to include prostitutes.
Also just women suspected of having political ties or being homosexual or having relationships with Jews. They were made sure to be free of venereal disease, checked regularly. They were
either sterilized or given regular abortions whenever they got pregnant. And then they were
offered as rewards to camp workers, non-Jewish workers, of course, they were incentive to work
harder. They were offered to German guards as rewards for good behavior, non-Jewish workers, of course. They were incentive to work harder.
They were offered to German guards as rewards for good behavior.
One forced camp sex worker named Frau B
in a German article said she would serve us
up to five men an hour.
Just another in a long line of horrific abuse
orchestrated by Nazi Germany.
So SS guard barracks in the camp administration compound
located in the southern
part of Buchenwald. Buchenwald main camp administered at least 88 different sub camps,
sub camps located across Germany from Dusseldorf in the west to Germany's eastern border.
All these camp systems had satellites working to provide raw material or refined material,
whatever to produce weapons of war supplies for the German populace, etc. Some sub camps state
owned, others private enterprises.
I think I forgot about that. I found that super
interesting. I previously thought,
at least recently, that it was all state-owned stuff.
For example, in February
of 1942, the Gustloff firm established
a subcamp of Buchenwald to support
its armaments works.
In March 1943, the company owned
a large munitions plant adjacent to the camp.
This private company, an especially evil one, a corporation funded by properties, businesses, and wealth confiscated from Jews.
Named after Wilhelm Gusloff.
A Nazi so dedicated, he probably beat off the pictures of Hitler.
Probably shaved his ball hair to give himself a little Hitler stash right under his tiny Nazi dick.
Saluted his own sack in the mirror.
Heil, tiny Hitler!
He was the founder of a Nazi party organization
serving Germans living outside the Reich.
He lived in Switzerland, spent a lot of his
time, energy, and money spreading anti-Semitic
propaganda. He was once sued by
a group of Swiss Jews for publishing the
Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Talked about that book in several sucks.
That fictional but presented as fact book
that basically launched all the conspiracies centered around the Jews have all the money, a small group of Jews, the Illuminati run a fucking shadow government that controls the world, that shit.
Luckily, this piece of human-shaped fucking garbage is turd, gunned down by a Jewish man in Switzerland in 1936 at the age of 41.
at the age of 41.
That guy, David Frankfurter,
27-year-old Jewish student at the time,
put in a Swiss jail where he would remain jailed
throughout World War II.
Then as soon as the war was over,
he was pardoned and released.
So hail Nimrod and hail David Frankfurter.
Then he moved to Tel Aviv, Israel,
worked for the Ministry of Defense,
became an officer in the army,
had a great life until he died in 1982
at the age of 73.
Back to Buchenwald. Some horrifying experiments would happen there. Beginning in 1941, these experiments
took place in several barracks in the northern part of the main camp. Medical experiments
aimed at testing the efficacy of vaccines and treatments against contagious diseases
such as typhus, typhoid, cholera,
diphtheria.
They resulted in hundreds of painful deaths.
1944, Danish physician, Dr. Karl Warnett,
began a series of experiments that he claimed would cure inmates who had been in prison for homosexuality.
This fucking Dr. Frankenstein psychopath.
Prisoners who had already served prison sentences
for violating the German statute
that criminalized sexual relations between men
were sent to his concentration camp instead
of being released. And he surgically
would insert some type of artificial
male sex gland into them.
None of the sources specify exactly
what this artificial male
sex gland was. But
inserting it caused horrible infections that killed
at least two prisoners. So yeah, just
some Frankenstein quack science shit.
Guess what that insertion never did?
Cure homosexuality.
Because it's not a disease.
And, you know, anyone trying to cure something that is not actually a disease or wrong is a fucking idiot.
This idiot fled to Argentina after World War II,
continued trying to come up with ways to medically cure homosexuality
until he died in 1965 at the age of 72 he was a huge
piece of shit when he worked at buchenwald and he remained a huge piece of shit for the rest of his
life uh back to our main timeline march of 1938 march 11th marked the beginning of what would
become known in austria as the onsluice the german invasion of austria and subsequent flight of
austrian jews we touched on it before the timeline.
I believe, I think.
A lot of information.
Now I'm like, did I, or this is just because I've read this, you know, three or four different times, added notes to it the past few days. Before World War I and World War II, Austria was a country of approximately 6.5 million people.
Most of these Austrians consider themselves ethnically German.
Many of them also Jewish.
Before 1938 in Vienna alone, besides 22
synagogues, over 50 prayer houses, there was a Jewish museum, Jewish libraries, schools, hospitals,
medical clinics, orphanages, sports clubs, Yiddish theaters, kosher kitchens, Zionist organizations,
political associations, newspapers, and journals, and many other charitable foundations, and so much
more. Vienna had a thriving Jewish community full of talented artists, educators,
doctors, businessmen, and more.
Altogether, there were an estimated 440 synagogues,
prayer houses, organization clubs,
and associations, right, throughout Austria.
One of the largest groups,
the Jewish World War I Veterans Association,
as a minority, Jews made up 3% of the Austrian population,
but 10% of the Viennese population.
But as in Germany, trouble is on the horizon.
And like in Germany,
that trouble is related to economic conditions
after World War I.
In the 1920s, many Austrians did not think
their country could survive economically
without additional land held by Austria-Hungary,
which had been disbanded,
taken from them by the Treaty of Versailles.
Some Austrians hoped to solve this problem
of not having enough land, power,
by uniting with Germany.
The Austrian Nazi Party, yes, they had Nazis too,
failed to win any seats
in the November 1930 general election,
but its popularity grew in Austria
after Hitler came to power in Germany.
The idea of the country joining Germany grew in popularity,
thanks in part to Nazi propaganda,
which used slogans such as one people, one empire,
one leader, heavily distributed in Austria, right, used to try to convince Austrians to advocate for
an Anschluss of the German Reich. But this was impossible because the Treaty of Versailles
expressly forbid it. We forbid it. But once again, going against the Treaty of Versailles,
Hitler invades Austria on the basis that Austria is ethnically German and really he's just uniting German people.
This had long been Hitler's goal.
Hitler opened his autobiography and political
treatise, Mein Kampf,
with a vision for a future relationship between Austria
and Germany, writing,
The reunification of Germany and Austria is a life task
to be carried out by all means.
German Austria must be restored to the great
German motherland.
People of the same blood should be the same like.
The Anschluss took place over three days in March 1938.
March 11th, Hitler gave the Austrian government a series of ultimatums,
threatened to invade.
His demand was basically, please agree to become part of Germany,
or we're just going to fucking force you to become part of Germany.
And while the majority of Austrian people did want to join up with Hitler's Germany at this point in history, the government of Austria did
not want that. They recognized the psychopath he was. Shortly thereafter, Hitler's demands at 747
PM, Austrian Chancellor Kurt von Schoeschnick, he had no other choice, gave a radio address that
was broadcast throughout Austria. He announced his resignation in the face of German pressure.
He instructed Austrians and Austrian military to not resist German troops if they invaded, which he knew
they would. Within minutes of his resignation, swastika armbands, flags appeared all over
Austrian streets. Austrian Nazis now had license to attack their political opponents
and or Jews without fear of any repercussions. They seized power quickly in government buildings,
dominated the streets with torchlight parades,
chants, this is some fucking angry mob,
pitchfork shit, salutes to Hitler,
took over Austria without Germany ever needing
to fire a shot. The Führer,
born in Austria, so fucking
pleased. Oh my god, I think
his little baby dick, I imagine it probably
even got kind of hard, as hard as a little tiny
Hitler baby dick could get. He probably
gripped it between his point finger and his thumb.
Just, you know, like real delicate-like.
And just stroked it as hard as you can stroke a phallus the size of a fucking first grader's pinky.
Probably felt so good to bounce his one cyclops nut as he stroked.
Probably even had his niece come over and shit on his face or something to really, truly celebrate.
Beginning on this terrible night of March 11th and the weeks that followed, violence against Jews erupted across the country.
Austrian Nazis, others beat up, attacked, humiliated Jews. They forced Jews to clean
public toilets, perform humiliating exercises, held rabbis down, shaved their beards, spit on
them, punched them in the face, all sorts of shit. The especially targeted religious Jews.
They had so-called scrubbing parties.
Nazis would force Vienna's Jews
to literally scrub the city streets
while a giant jeering crowds mocked them.
The Gestapo, along with Austrian Nazis and sympathizers,
looted Jewish belongings, seized Jewish businesses,
arrested those who refused to surrender their property.
Furthermore, aggressive anti-Jewish legislation
was put in place almost immediately, forcing Jews from their positions, essentially expelling them from the
country's economic, social, and cultural life. Life completely, dramatically, tragically changed
for Austria's entire Jewish population literally overnight. Terrified Jews, leftists, others who
just hated the Nazis now trying to flee Austria, racing towards the country's borders, hoping to reach them before they're closed. Some managed to escape, many did
not. Many trapped in a rapidly Nazifying Austria. For those lucky enough to escape, the price was
heavy, special taxes of all sorts for visas, passports, health certificates, etc. Some had
to renounce from ever returning to the land of the German Reich. Chancellor Kurt von Schuschnick
remained in Vienna and was placed under house arrest. Within months of the German Reich. Chancellor Kurt von Schuschnick remained in Vienna
and was placed under house arrest.
Within months of the onslaughts,
all Jews ordered to move to Vienna,
eventually to the ghetto of Leopoldstadt.
Chancellor Schuschnick would spend most of World War II
in a variety of concentration camps himself,
including Dachau,
narrowly avoiding an execution order
that came straight from Hitler
shortly before the Allies liberated the camps.
He'd moved to the US after the war,
settled in St. Louis, Missouri,
professor of political science at St. Louis University
from 1948 to 1967.
Taught an entire generation of students
exactly how evil the Nazis were
after seeing it firsthand, how they rose to power.
Then he returned to Austria,
died at the age of 79 in 1977.
So, you know, hail Chancellor Schuschnick.
Another good one.
April 26, 1938, day for the mandatory registration of all property held by Jews living inside the Reich.
All Jews who hadn't already had their shit taken from them.
On April 27, 1938, all Jews with total assets in real estate, personal possessions, bank or savings account,
securities, insurance policies, pension payments, etc., worth more than the equivalent of then
$2,000 U.S. dollars, ordered to declare all their assets by the end of June 1938.
Those asset declarations will end up totaling over $800 million, the equivalent of over $16
billion today. Nazi authorities were supposed to use these assets to fund war preparations,
but a lot of the money wound up in the pockets
of individual Nazis who just plundered that shit.
As a shock to fucking no one,
there was an insane amount
of corruption within the Nazi ranks.
It's almost as if they didn't attract
a lot of people with strong moral fiber or something.
May 1939 now,
2nd Lieutenant of the SS
Adolf Eichmann establishes a system, a model in
Austria for solving the Jewish problem. Probably need to do a whole suck on Eichmann someday. His
role in the Nazi party, his escape to Argentina at the end of the war, his eventual capture,
trial and execution plays out like a fucking thriller movie. Anyway, Eichmann's solution was
to evict the Jews and keep as much of their assets as possible.
During the Anschluss in March of 1938,
Eichmann had actually personally led a raid
on the Jewish cultural community offices.
He set up a central office of Jewish immigration
to make this process quicker.
He would write on May 8th, 1939,
all Jewish organizations in Austria
have been ordered to make out weekly reports.
The first issue of the Zionist Rundschau is to appear next Friday.
I am now on the boring job of censorship.
In any case, I've got these gentlemen on the go.
You may believe me.
They are already working very busily.
I demanded an immigration figure of 20,000 Jews without means for the period from April 1st, 1938 to May 1st, 1939
from the Jewish community and the Zionist organization for
Austria. And they promised to me that they would keep to this. According to internal estimates,
the central office facilitated the immigration of 110,000 Austrian Jews between August, 1938 and
June, 1939. Central office was so successful in its forced immigration efforts. It created a
template often called the Vienna model or, uh, Reich-wide, Reich Central Office for Jewish Immigration. This is where Eichmann gets
his real start. He'll soon be the man put in charge of coordinating the details of the final
solution when it appears in January of 1942. After that, he'll organize the identification,
assembly, and transportation of Jews from all over occupied Europe to their final destinations
at Auschwitz and other extermination camps in German-occupied Poland. But before literal
extermination was a Nazi party plan, Jews were allowed to settle in neighboring countries such
as Belgium, France, and Czechoslovakia. But as German occupation spread across the continent,
these countries no longer safe, refugees became increasingly desperate to escape.
How fucked, right? You pack up all your shit or worse,
you're forced to leave behind all your shit, everything you and your family have ever worked
for. You move to a neighboring country, right? You start to reestablish your life there. And then
just a couple of years later, you have to do it all over again. When the Nazis follow you,
forced mass deportations created a dilemma for many nations, including the United States.
How would they respond to these refugees plight? These people just trying to get out of all of Europe now.
Would they welcome Jewish refugees
or refuse them admission?
In July 1938,
delegates from 32 nations
met in Evian, France
to discuss how to respond
to the refugee crisis.
Each representative expressed regret
about the current troubles
of the refugees,
but most said they were unable
to increase their country's immigration quotas,
citing a worldwide economic depression.
So shitty timing.
The Great Depression happening
along with all this other Nazi shit.
The representative spoke in general terms,
not about people, but about numbers and quotas.
In the end, only one country,
the Dominican Republic,
officially agreed to accept
up to 100,000 Jewish refugees from Europe.
Dictator Rafael Trujillo, influenced by the international eugenics movement,
believed that Jews would improve the racial qualities of the Dominican population.
Only about a thousand would relocate to the Dominican Republic.
Today, there's about 3,000 there in a nation of a little over 10 million.
How fucking weird, right?
They're getting kicked out of one nation, a spreading nation,
because they're considered to be racially inferior and then welcomed into another nation because there
they're considered racially superior. And both ideas are fucking nonsense. Like most other
countries, the United States did not welcome Jewish refugees from Europe. 1939, 83% of Americans
opposed to the admission of refugees. In the midst of the Great Depression,
many feared the burden that immigrants
would place on the nation's economy.
Refugees, who in most cases were prevented
from bringing money or assets with them,
you know, greater cause for economic concern.
While economic concern certainly did play a large role
in Americans' attitudes towards immigration,
so too did feelings of fear, mistrust,
and even hatred of the Jews who were different.
Anti-Semitism, sadly, you know, was alive and well in the U.S.
and played an important role in public opinion.
Had the refugees been Christian, would they have probably been accepted?
Yeah, probably, if not certainly.
American anti-Semitism propagated by leaders like Father Charles Coughlin,
known as the radio priest,
who was the first to offer Catholic religious services over the radio.
He reached millions of people, right, each week with his broadcasts, and he was a fucking piece of shit. He often
preached anti-Semitism, accusing the Jews of manipulating financial institutions, conspiring
to control the world, other tired old lies still getting spread around by more and more on today.
Despite obstacles to immigration, some 200,000 Jews did manage to reach the U.S. between
1933 and 1945. Still this number, small fraction of those who wanted to come. The vast majority
of the world, the U.S. included, did not step up to help the Jews flee in the Holocaust.
After the Evian Conference, Hitler is said to have concluded,
nobody wants these criminals. So this just emboldens him further. August 1st, 1938, Adolf
Eichmann establishes the Office of Jewish Immigration in Vienna
to increase the pace of forced immigration.
August 17th, the law on the alteration of family
and personal names sets new name requirements
for Jews in Germany.
This law states that Jews can only be given
specific Jewish first names.
New Jewish parents must choose a name
from this Nazi approved list, right?
Makes their kids easier to track, not scary at all. Also, any Jew who does not already have a name from this Nazi-approved list. Makes their kids easier to track.
Not scary at all.
Also, any Jew who does not already have a name from this list
must add an additional first name to their name.
Israel for men and Sarah for women.
Individuals have to report their new names to government offices.
They also have to use both their given and added first names
for business transactions so everybody knows who they are.
September 30, 1938, Hitler making big moves again.
This time he has his eyes on the Sudetenland,
area in Czechoslovakia,
had a substantial German population
and important industrial resources.
He told his generals, May 1938,
that he intended to smash Czechoslovakia
by military action in the near future.
That September, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain
goes to Germany twice to discuss the situation with Hitler. Hitler demands not only the prompt German annexation of the
Sudetenland, but that all the Germans elsewhere in Czechoslovakia should be allowed to join the
Third Reich. Then he makes a ballsy move, tells Chamberlain straight up that he doesn't think
Britain or France is going to do a fucking thing to stop him. And he was right. Like almost everyone
in Europe, including most Germans,
Chamberlain thought that practically anything was preferable to a repeat of World War I.
He thought if Hitler got his desired land, that maybe he'd be satisfied and agree to be peaceful after that. You know, he'd fucking calm down. So the leaders of Britain, France, Italy agreed to
the German annexation of the Sudetenland in exchange for a pledge of peace from Hitler.
Because you can trust him. That's the one thing about him. If he says he's going to do something,
he does it. If he's like, I'll be nice
now. You know he's going to be nice.
I will be nice now. I
will be nice. Maybe that's better.
No Czech representative was invited to the conference.
And I think I've said this in previous
talks, but I just do love to imagine Hitler doing nothing
but yelling. I will be very nice.
I promise to you. I'll be very
nice. That's the only voice he has.
Chamberlain had asked for the Czech ambassador
to Berlin
to come to Munich
as an advisor
but not allowed to be
in the same room as Hitler
ultimately Czechoslovakia
agrees to give Hitler
what he wants
under significant pressure
from France and Britain
it's basically like
give him what he wants
or he's going to
kick the shit out of you
and we're not going to help
when Chamberlain leaves Munich
Hitler reportedly said
if ever that silly old man
comes interfering here again with his umbrella I'll'll kick him downstairs. I will kick the silly man downstairs. Uh, the French and British leaders fly home and triumph to adoring, uh, welcomes from their people who felt huge relief that, you know, another European war had been avoided, at least for the time being.
German troops now marched into the Sudetenland the night of October 1st,
day before the Czech government accepted the Munich Pact.
General Saravi, the Czech premier,
told his people on the radio
that he had experienced the most tragic moment of his life.
He said, I am fulfilling the most painful duty
which can ever have fallen upon me,
a duty which is worse than dying.
The forces arrayed against us
oblige us to recognize their superiority
and act accordingly.
In Germany, the tone couldn't have their superiority and act accordingly. In Germany,
the tone couldn't have been more different, right? In a speech, Joseph Goebbels said,
we have all walked on a thin tightrope over a dizzy abyss. The world is filled with a frenzy
of joy. Germany's prestige has grown enormously. Now we are really a world power again. So much
cheering, so much hugging, tears. Yay, we're doing it. October 5th, 1938, Germans now mark all Jewish
passports with a large letter J to restrict Jews from immigrating to Switzerland. And Switzerland
actually asked Germany to do this. They didn't want to harbor too many Jewish refugees.
They felt it would be bad economically. Also, they didn't want to anger Hitler by building up a large
Jewish community there. October 38th, 1938, 17,000 Polish Jews living in Germany are forced to immigrate now to Poland,
except Poland doesn't want to let them in. So most of them have to live for many long weeks
near the Polish border. In most cases, they're driven into the surroundings of a few Polish
towns with names I have fucking no clue how to say. Not even going to try to get close.
I'm so far off.
Listen to a Polish man
on forvo.com pronounce him
and I don't even know what letters
I would use to write down what he was saying.
English alphabet has 26 letters.
Polish alphabet has 32,
but it sounds like they have about a thousand.
And one of these towns,
according to various sources,
between 6,000 and 10,000 Jews gathered in the space of a few days
large refugee camp was created
was until the end of November 1938 that the Polish authorities
decided to disband the camp and allow them residency in Poland
the son of one of the families in that big refugee camp
living in Paris at the time
Furis decides to draw international attention
to the plight of all these expelled Polish Jews.
And so he shoots German diplomat Ernst von Roth in Paris with a pistol, seriously wounding him.
We've talked about this a little bit before the timeline.
When von Roth dies two days later, the Nazis use his death to create more chaos and confusion
to further punish Jews for being born into religion, culture, and ethnicity different from their own.
November 9th, 1938, an immensely scary time
to be living as a Jew in any area controlled by Germany,
about to get a lot scarier.
This is the night I mentioned that will be known
as the Kreisdornacht, the Night of Broken Glass.
Starting in the late hours of November 9th,
continuing to the next day,
Nazi mobs torch otherwise vandalized
hundreds of synagogues throughout the Reich,
damage, if not completely destroy,
thousands of Jewish homes, schools, businesses,
hospitals, cemeteries, etc.
About a hundred Jews
murdered during the violence, countless others beaten.
Nazi officials ordered German police
officers, firemen to do nothing as the riots
raged and the buildings burned.
Firefighters were allowed to extinguish
blazes that did threaten Aryan-owned
property of Corso.
All in all, approximately 200 synagogues destroyed.
You know, different sources, different numbers.
7,500 Jewish shops looted.
30,000 male Jews rounded up, sent to concentration camps across Germany,
and it's, you know, taken lands.
The violence of Christelnach served notice to German Jews that Nazi anti-Semitism, not a fad.
This is not going away.
This is only going to intensify. No one punished for taking part in the death and destruction.
No non-Jewish people anyway. More now began to seriously plot their escapes. November 12th, just two days later, a decree passes in Germany, forcing all Jews to transfer retail businesses
over to Aryan hands, right? It just gets worse and worse. Three days later, November
15th, all Jewish pupils expelled from German schools. That same day, American President
Franklin D. Roosevelt responds to news of Kristallnacht by reading a statement to the media
in which he harshly denounces the rising tide of anti-Semitism in Germany. He also recalls Hugh
Wilson, his ambassador to Germany, Even though Roosevelt condemned Nazi violence,
the U.S. refused to ease the immigration restrictions it had in place,
constraints that prevented masses of German Jews from, you know,
escaping this terror that Franklin is, or Roosevelt is denouncing.
So FDR's words, you know, they don't mean fucking shit to any Jewish people trapped in Hitler's bold, new, terrifying world.
They also don't mean shit to any American Jews
who have family or friends trapped over in Hitler's hellscape.
January 30th, 1939, Hitler delivers a new and fucking terrifying speech
To his pseudo-parliament
The Reichstag
They're now a parliament in name only
They're doing whatever Hitler tells them to do
Known as the Reichstag speech
Hitler outlines now
The plan for Nazi Germany
Not to just resettle Jews
But to exterminate them
He will say,
in connection with the Jewish question, I have this to say. For hundreds of years,
Germany was good enough to receive these elements, although they possessed nothing
except infectious political and physical diseases. Jesus Christ. What they possess today,
they have by a very large extent gained at the cost of the less astute German nation
by the most reprehensible manipulations. Today, we are merely paying these people back what it deserves. Above all, German
culture is German and not Jewish, and therefore its management and care will be entrusted to
members of our own nation. Europe cannot settle down until the Jewish question is cleared up.
Good God, man, such slanderous nonsense. Germany's Jewish population had
literally never done anything to harm the state. It had only strengthened it by being a subculture
with a more consistent focus on education and fiscal responsibility than most of its Christian
counterparts. And that's not slander. That's a fucking fact. According to a 2014 religious
landscape survey conducted by my favorite research organization, the Pew Research
Center, their website, a fucking treasure trove of nonpartisan data. In 2014, 59% of adult Jewish
Americans had a college degree. Baptists, 12%. Pentecostals, 15%. Catholics, 26%. And on and on
and on. You know, also according to 2005 data, 14.1% of US doctors identified as Jewish,
despite only accounting for 1.9% of the general population. 21.7% of US doctors identified as
Catholic, but made up 26.7% of the population. Per capita, no culture kicks out more doctors
than Jewish community in America, race not even close. And I throw out these stats because comparative data for Germany in the 1930s does not exist.
But I am strongly guessing that the ratios would be similar.
And I bring this up to illustrate that the Jewish culture, not parasitic, hardworking and education focused.
You don't become a doctor unless you successfully achieve a high degree of education and education attained through hard fucking work.
achieve a high degree of education and education attained through hard fucking work. Uh, guessing you all know that Hitler was full of shit. I just like to lay out data to help illustrate how truly
full of shit he was. Hitler was probably intimidated by the intellectualism of many of his Jewish
counterparts. They probably made his art school reject micro peen, fucking one bald ass feel
stupid and less than maybe that's why he hated him, right? They were better than him and he
fucking knew it. Uh, Let me finish his speech now,
this little excerpt of it anyway,
with the, I think the appropriate music behind it.
We must once and for all get rid of the opinion
that the Jewish race was only created by God
for the purpose of being in a certain percentage
of parasite living on the body
and the reproductive work of other nations.
Today, I will once more be a prophet of the international Jewish financiers.
I like to make his voice shake here.
In and outside of Europe, should succeed in plunging the nations once more into world
war, the result will not be the privatization of the earth and the victory of of Jewry was the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe.
And then he just gets his little tiny pinkies out.
Just starts jerking off his tiny little dick with his...
Ah, someone look at how strong and strong I am.
I'm the future.
He's such a fucking dumb piece of shit.
Holocaust now closer at hand than ever.
February 1939.
The head of a major Nazi-controlled Austrian bank consortium, Hans Roethlisberger,
notes that 77.6% of the aronization of Jewish shops and businesses, of a total of more than 36,000,
that were to be kept functioning, about 4,000, had been achieved.
So, right, almost all the businesses had been transferred over.
The majority had gone to Nazi party members.
Of course, they had.
These Nazis just straight up stole their neighbor's shit.
New law passes.
Hey, that business you worked really hard over multiple generations to build up.
Well, law says you literally have to hand it all over to me.
So fuck you.
Legalized gangsters.
March 15th, 1939, Germans successfully occupy Czechoslovakia.
September 1st 1939 germans
invade poland marking the day many will continue to remember as the official beginning of world
war ii to justify this action nazi propagandists accused poland of persecuting ethnic germans
living in poland uh they weren't reminds me of putin's justifications for invading ukraine
right putin and hit Hitler cut from the same cloth
in so, so many ways.
Nazis also falsely claimed that Poland was planning
with its allies, Great Britain and France
to encircle and dismember Germany.
The SS in collusion with the German military
staged a phony attack on a German radio station now,
which they then falsely accused Poland of committing, right?
This was one of the rare actual false flag operations.
The Gleisfitz incident. Hitler then launched a retaliatory, retaliatory in quotes, campaign
against Poland, full-scale invasion. Germany launched a surprise attack at dawn, September 1st,
1939, with an advanced force consisting of more than 2,000 tanks, supported by nearly 900 bombers
and over 400 fighter planes. In all, Germany deployed 60 divisions, nearly 1.5 million
soldiers in the invasion. Hundreds of thousands of refugees, both Jewish and non-Jewish, flee the
German advance. Poland will fight back, but unfortunately not effectively. The Nazi war
machine has just grown too fucking powerful for them to stop it. Western Poland falls to Germany
in a matter of a few weeks. Resistance fighters will continue to fight for the duration of World War II.
But for all intent and purposes, Poland belongs to Germany.
Well, part of it does.
The part that didn't fall to Russia.
Poland got so fucked here.
Russia also invades Poland.
Super fun times.
Two massive war machines led by two of the worst people of all time,
Hitler and Stalin, invade their country in the same fucking month.
Man, poor Poland.
Hitler and Stalin invade their country in the same fucking month.
Man, poor Poland.
Geographically, they were located in basically the worst spot on earth in the 20th century.
Well, them and Korea, right?
Before it was divided.
Excuse me.
September 3rd, 1939, Britain and France declare war on Germany.
Then Poland finds itself fighting a two-front war with the Soviet Union,
when the Soviet Union invades on September 17th.
Polish government flees the country the same day.
Can't blame them.
The outcome of the double invasion,
100% not going to be Polish independence.
September 21st, Reinhard Heydrich,
chief of the Reich security office,
that includes the Gestapo and SD,
issues directives to establish ghettos in German-occupied Poland now.
Just a few days later,
after heavy shelling and bombing,
Warsaw surrenders to Germans September 27th. Then in accordance with their secret protocol to the non-aggression
pact, Germany and the Soviet Union partition Poland, divided amongst themselves on September
29th. When the Soviets annexed eastern Poland, about 300,000 Jewish refugees from German-occupied
Poland were trapped. The vast majority of these refugees remained in Soviet-occupied Poland.
Over the following years, the Soviet secret police arrest and deport as, quote,
unreliable elements hundreds of thousands of residents of eastern Poland, including thousands
and thousands of Jewish refugees from German-occupied Poland. Those arrested deported to
Siberia, Central Asia, other locations in the interior of the Soviet Union. About 40,000 Jewish
refugees continued their flight from Poland, fearing arrest and persecution in either German or Soviet-occupied
territory. Neither place good for them. Hitler wasn't the only evil motherfucker who didn't
mind destroying them. Thousands of refugees escaped to the south, booked passages on ships
leaving Black Sea ports in Bulgaria and Romania. To reach British-controlled Palestine, their
ultimate destination, the boats needed to refuel in Turkey. However, Turkish authorities prevented refugees from traveling through their country unless the refugees had permits from Britain to enter Palestine, which they didn't.
By the time refugees reached the German-Soviet demarcation line or other borders, they usually found those borders closed and heavily guarded.
And many refugees then had to attempt to know to sneak across often at great danger those
caught trying to cross between occupation zones or trying to flee without papers would face arrest
arbitrary violence at the hands of both soviet and german border guards uh often execution
executions um you know for others the prospect of permanent exile away from their homes was
overwhelming penniless tired of aim wandering, despairing of seeing their families
in the German-occupied zone of Poland.
Again, some refugees just headed home,
back across the German-Soviet demarcation line
into German-occupied Poland.
Meanwhile, on the German side,
after the defeat of Polish forces,
German authorities immediately began
to enforce racial policies in occupied territories,
right, this new one.
They required Jews to identify themselves
by wearing white armbands with the blue star of David,
conscribe them to a forced labor.
They expel hundreds of thousands of Poles from their homes,
settle more than 500,000 ethnic Germans in their place.
It's amazing how much fucking carnage
they created in such a short amount of time.
October, 1939, Nazis now start systematically killing those
they deem unworthy of life. In the spring and summer of 1939, a number of Nazi planners had begun to
organize a secret killing operation targeting disabled children. Yep. Satan himself got the
chills down in hell. He was like, holy fuck, Baphomet. Are you kidding me? Get a load of
these motherfuckers. And we thought we we were evil Even I don't target disabled children
Then Satan went back to
I don't know, butt fucking good people
Who hadn't got baptized the right way
Or whatever he's supposed to be doing down in hell
The plan to start executing disabled children in mass
Led by two really cool dudes
Philip Buehler, director of Hitler's private chancery
And Karl Brandt, Hitler's attending physician
A couple of real teddy bears
The plan was named T4 After the street address of the program's coordinating office,
the, uh, Tiergartenschlage 4. Under the leadership, operatives established six gassing
slash euthanasia installations. In August of 1939, the Reich Ministry of the Interior
circulated a decree requiring all physicians, nurses, and midwives to report newborn
infants and children under the age of three who showed any signs of severe mental or physical
disability. Then beginning in October of 1939, public health authorities began to encourage
parents of children with disabilities to admit their young children to one of a number of brand
new specially designated pediatric clinics throughout Germany and Austria. These specialty
clinics were, you know, killing centers.
Their specially recruited medical staff murdered young charges by lethal overdoses of medication
or to be extra humane and lovey-dovey, they literally starved these fucking kids to death.
God, just taking a fucking claw hammer to them would have been more merciful.
At first, medical professionals and clinic administrators included only infants and toddlers in the operation. But then, you know, once that
line's crossed, why not keep pushing things further? I mean, once you've gone to a place
where you can sleep a night after starving disabled toddlers to death, why not kill a
bunch of other kids? Now they included kids of up to 17 years old. Conservative post-war estimates
suggest that at least 10,000 physically and
mentally disabled German children perished as a result of this child euthanasia program.
For the glory of the Reich! Then they started going after disabled adults, or, you know,
just people too old and feeble to continue to contribute to Germany's glory. T4 planners began
to distribute carefully formulated questionnaires to all public health officials, public and private hospitals, mental institutions, nursing homes for the chronically ill and aged.
These forms gave the impression that the survey was just intended to, you know, gather some statistical data.
But of course, it was all about figuring out who should live and who should die.
Then beginning in January of 1940, T4 functionaries began to remove patients selected for the euthanasia program from these various institutions. The patients are transported by bus or rail to one of the
gassing installations. Their families will later receive an urn with their ashes and a death
certificate. So that's nice, right? At least they give them an urn. Hey, I know you lost a kid,
but take out this fucking cool urn. You're welcome. Because it was widely unpopular with
German citizens, Hitler would kind of stop this euthanasia program in 1941
after it had claimed the lives of at least 70,000 people.
Jesus.
It would then operate in a more limited and secretive capacity
throughout the end of World War II.
T4 would lay the groundwork for the Holocaust in a big way.
The gas chambers they used would become the backbone
of the plan to kill European Jews.
And many of the T4 experts, quote unquote, would go on to play large roles in the operations of holocaust concentration
camps october 12th now 1939 germany begins deportation of austrian and czech jews to poland
just over two weeks later october 28th the first polish ghetto was established in uh piazza cal
by april 9th 1940 1940, the Nazis occupied Denmark
and southern Norway.
They'd take the rest of Norway
over the next few months.
When Germany occupied Denmark,
the Jewish population,
approximately only 7,500,
accounting for only 0.2%
of the country's population,
about 6,000 of these Jews
are Danish citizens.
The rest, German,
Eastern European refugees.
Most Jews lived in the country's capital
and largest city, Copenhagen.
Germans actually permitted the Danish government complete autonomy in running their domestic
affairs, including maintaining control over the legal system and police forces,
meaning that the Danish government would not require Jews to register their property and
assets to identify themselves or give up apartments, homes, or businesses. I just
don't think there was enough of them for Germany at this point in time to care. It wasn't a Nazi
priority. Let's't a Nazi priority.
Let's talk about Norway briefly.
Nazis believed that Norwegians were actually racially, although not culturally, superior to them.
Hitler hoped to win them over to his worldview.
Rather than deploy the policies of mass extermination and slave labor used in Eastern Europe,
he courted them through propaganda and other incentives.
Or I guess not other incentives, just incentives.
He was such a fucking lunatic uh within months of the april 1940 invasion the nazis began to
develop sweeping plans for the transformation of norway's towns and landscapes while publicly
promising the norwegians that the occupation was temporary just a measure to protect them from
british aggression they really like they they dealt with norwegians with like kid gloves because
norwegian uh because uh hitler had a fucking hard on for, uh, new Trondheim also referred to as North star was the most grandiose of the projects
the Nazis had in Norway. They wanted to build an entirely new city for the Germans. Hitler
commissioned Albert Speer to design, uh, this new city on the Trondheim for fjord, which was also
intended to serve, uh, uh, the entire, the site had a vast new German naval base as well.
Hitler imagined it as a new cultural hub
in the North for Nazi Germany
with the German art museum, opera house,
as well as many other luxurious amenities.
Occupied Norway also became a focus
of the Lebensborn program initiated in Germany
by Heinrich Hindler in 1935
to encourage the birth of Aryan babies.
Yet another insane Nazi program.
Intending to harvest
the Norwegians' supposedly superior genes
to improve the racial health of the German
population, these lunatics
established more maternity centers in Norway
than in any other country, including Germany.
Treating these children like
precious natural resources in Norway
that could benefit the Reich
the Nazis devised a pipeline that would send hundreds and hundreds of babies from Norway to Germany
they just would flat out fucking kidnap Norwegian kids
that they felt had superior Aryan genes
hand them over to Nazi families in Germany
so they could be indoctrinated into Nazi culture
fuck, it's hard to accept. It's just,
it's hard to wrap your head around how insane all this shit is just collectively.
Norwegian Nazification attempts aroused strong resistance. Norway is not a fan of Hitler.
The Germans encountered strikes, protests. They had to declare martial law and hand out some death
sentences to get them to calm down a bit. Germans wouldn't leave Norway until late 1944 when they
needed all hands on deck
back down south
in a futile attempt
to keep allied powers
from fucking eradicating them.
May 7th, 1940.
The Lodz ghetto
in Poland sealed
with 165,000 people inside
in just 1.6 square miles.
Over the following two years,
almost 40,000 Jews
would be deported
to the Lodz ghetto,
20,000 from Germany,
Austria,
the protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia and Luxembourg and almost 40,000 Jews would be deported to the Lodz ghetto, 20,000 from Germany, Austria, the protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia and Luxembourg, and almost 20,000 more from smaller
provincial towns. In total, approximately 210,000 people forced to live in the Lodz ghetto,
less than two square miles of land. The Jews of Lodz had formed the second largest Jewish
community in pre-war Poland after Warsaw. Now they were isolated from the rest of Lodz,
right? Their former neighbors and friends with barbed wire fencing. German police guarded the ghetto perimeter
while internal order in the ghetto, largely the responsibility of the Jewish ghetto police.
To really get a look at how life played out in a Jewish Nazi ghetto, you can listen to episode 171
on the Warsaw ghetto. As early as May, 1940, the Germans established factories In the Lodz ghetto Used Jewish residents for forced labor
By July 1942
There were 74 workshops within the ghetto
Major factories producing textiles
Especially uniforms for the German military
Mordecai Rumkowski
Chairman of the Jewish council in the Lodz ghetto
Hoped to prevent destruction of the ghetto
By making it as productive as possible
Just trying to survive
He hoped that making Jewish labor essential to German factories would spare Jews from eventual
deportation and preserve the Lodz ghetto until the end of the war when they could be free again.
But that would not save them from horrors inside the ghetto. Most of the quarter had neither running
water nor a sewer system. Hard labor, overcrowding, starvation defined life there. The overwhelming
majority of ghetto residents worked in German factories, received meager food rations. More than 20% of the ghetto's population
would die as a direct result of harsh living conditions, mostly die through starvation.
May 10th, 1940, Germany invades the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, and France. Campaign lasts
six weeks. Belgium and the Netherlands surrender in May. Paris falls to the Germans June 14th, 1940. May 20th, 1940, a concentration camp is established at Auschwitz. If you've only
heard of one concentration camp, odds are it's this one. Auschwitz, the German name for the
Polish city of Auschwitz, the Auschwitz concentration camp located on the outskirts of
Auschwitz, just about 40 miles west of Krakow. Construction of Auschwitz concentration camp located on the outskirts of Osswien, just about 40 miles west
of Krakow. Construction of Auschwitz began in April, 1940 in an abandoned Polish army barracks
in a suburb of the city. Estimated that the Germans imprisoned at least 1.3 million people
to the Auschwitz camp complex between 1940, 1945. So many, hard to process that many people being
sent there. Of those deportees, approximately 1.1 million
get murdered. Roughly 1,095,000 Jews would be deported to Auschwitz. About 960,000 of them
would die there. Almost all who went there. Auschwitz would be the only concentration camp
where prisoners would receive tattoos, right? A series of numbers to identify them on their
forearms. Prisoners also had these numbers sewn into their uniforms.
Only those prisoners selected for work were issued these numbers.
Prisoners sent directly to the gas chambers, of course,
didn't need to get tattoos because they simply were just killed quickly and disappeared.
May 20th, 1940, the first prisoners arrive at Auschwitz.
The transport consists of some 30 German inmates categorized as professional criminals.
The SS had selected them from the Sockenhausen concentration camp outside of Berlin. Less than a month later, June 14th, German authorities and occupied Poland deported 728 Polish prisoners to Auschwitz. This was the
first of many transports of Poles to the Auschwitz camp. Like many concentration camps, Auschwitz had
a gas chamber and crematorium. Initially, SS engineers constructed an improvised gas chamber in the basement of the
prison block.
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Later,
a larger permanent gas chamber was constructed as part of the original
crematorium in a separate building outside the prisoner compound.
It was a factory.
It was a fucking death factory where the industrialized mass murder prisoners,
mainly Jews called Sonderkommandos forced to bury corpses or burn them in
ovens. Because Nazis
didn't want eyewitnesses, most Sonderkommandos regularly gassed themselves. Fewer than 20 of
the several thousand that would serve in that capacity would survive the war. Some Sonderkommandos
buried their testimony in jars before their deaths to hopefully get the word out. November 16th,
1940, the Warsaw Ghetto sealed. Ultimately, it will contain half a fucking million people.
German authorities forced ghetto residents
to live in an area of 1.3 square miles,
an average of 7.2 persons per room.
The food there so severely rationed
before Jewish residents started being moved
to extermination camps,
about 100,000 would die there of starvation,
sickness and maltreatment related to starvation.
From January 21st to january 26 1941 romanian fascist organization called the iron guard leads anti-jewish riots in romania right the hate just keeps spreading further and further
over a hundred jews are butchered romania had allied itself with germany july 5th 1940 the
iron guard with the help of a wide swath of Romanian society,
police, university, high school students, union members, others would attack Jews on the street and in their homes, would ransack and or confiscate Jewish-owned property. They would
kidnap Jews, bring them to torture centers, subject them to horrendous suffering before
being murdered, synagogues destroyed. By the time World War II was over, Romanians would, outside of Nazi direct assistance,
slaughter between 280,000 and 380,000 Jews. Hitler and his Nazis, not the only sadistic,
mindless bigots in Europe. Centuries of anti-Semitic sentiment had created deep-seated
fear and hatred in so many. February 1st, 1941, German authorities began rounding up Polish Jews for transfer to
the Warsaw ghetto. April 6th, 1941, Germany attacks Yugoslavia and Greece. More occupation follows
the attack on Yugoslavia, swift and brutal. An act of terror resulted in the death of 17,000
civilians, non-combatants in one fucking day. Largest number of civilian casualties in a single
day since the start of the war.
The Jewish population in Greece would be nearly eradicated.
Of its pre-war population of 75,000 to 77,000, only 11,000 to 12,000 would survive,
either by joining the resistance or by being hidden.
Most Greek Jews were sent to Auschwitz.
The Nazis really fucked over Greece in general.
About 10% of its total population Would die during Nazi occupation
Over 40,000 civilians in Athens alone
Would starve to death during World War II
After taking Greece and Yugoslavia
The Nazis set their sights on even more expansion
Under the codename Operation Barbarossa
Hitler decided to make the move
He'd been contemplating
Beaten off to for years
He'd always wanted to destroy the Soviet military by force,
eliminate what he perceived as the communist threat to Germany
and take Soviet land for German Lebensraum,
a.k.a. that dumb living space idea.
German military and police authorities intended to wage a war of annihilation
against both the Soviet Union's Judeo-Bolshevik communist government
and its citizens, particularly the Jews.
They would murder millions of citizens.
Nazis planned for special mobile killing units
called Einsatzgruppen
to go behind the front lines
and conduct mass shootings.
In addition, the German military planned
slash hoped that tens of millions
of Soviet citizens would starve to death,
the intended result of German occupation policies.
Part of what made the Nazis
such a dangerous military force
was that they did not
give a fuck about collateral damage or war crimes. Not at all. If Hitler would have had access to
nuclear weapons, he would have bombed a lot more than the two cities the US did in World War II.
He would have fucking obliterated most of the world had he had the chance. I have no doubt in
my mind, take the world over or burn everything to the fucking ground. Moscow, St. Petersburg, sure as shit would not be here today if Hitler had gotten a bunch of
nukes. London also definitely gone. June 22nd, 1941, three German led armies attacked the Soviet
Union across a broad front. The Soviet armies initially overwhelmed. German units encircled
millions of Soviet soldiers, cut off from supplies and reinforcements. The Soviet soldiers had few options other than to surrender.
Many of them would then be executed.
As the German army advanced deep into the Soviet territory, SS and police units followed the troops.
The first to arrive were the Einsatzgruppen, these roving, killing death squads,
targeted Jewish men, officials of the Communist Party, and the Roma people.
Generally, they shot them in mass and just tossed their bodies in mass graves. What a fucking job to have to work for one of these
units, to just roam around rounding up innocent unarmed citizens, mothers, fathers, children,
babies, grandparents, just take them out into the woods and mow them down. If you were not evil when
you started out working for one of these units, how fucked up would you be by the end of the war?
How could you ever look in the mirror again
without seeing a devil staring back at you?
One of these,
Eisenzacht Kommando 9
was a subunit of Eisengruppe B
who, following the occupation of Vilnius
in present-day Lithuania in June of 1941,
would shoot 500 Jews a day.
My God.
Otto Ohlendorf was the leader of Eisatzgruppen D.
His unit and three others operating behind
and alongside the German army
murdered between 1.5 and 2 million Jews
in Eastern Europe.
What the fuck?
Instead of the systematic and mechanized
killing of the concentration camps,
the slaughter perpetrated by Ohlendorf
And his fellow commanders
Was face to face
The murdered usually perished
Relatively close to their homes
Using the ruse of resettlement
Calls were given for Jews to assemble
At a given time and place
Then the members of the special task forces would march them off
Ostensibly to a place of transportation
But instead of being transported
The victims would arrive at places where pits,es trenches ravines would await them in some
cases they had to dig their own graves forced at gunpoint to jump down into these pits they were
shot after pleading for their lives and those of families and neighbors they would shoot small
children in a fucking pit before the very eyes of their parents who knew they were going to die
moments later uh the executioners frequently intox, became more and more numb to the end results of their
deeds as the war went on. In April 1948, Ohlendorf would be found guilty for the mass murder of 90,000
men, women, and children, most of them Jewish. American officials would execute that sack of
shit June of 1951. Late July, Heinrich Himmler's representatives arrived in the Soviet Union.
Himmler himself would pay a series of visits to the Eisengruppen units across the Soviet Union
in mid-August 1941, probably watch some executions while they fucking beat off or something.
During these visits, Himmler orally issued instructions which encouraged the complete
annihilation of Jews, regardless of age, gender, or proven connection to communism. After each of
his visits, murders of Jews in that
area would quickly escalate. Mid-August 1941, the Soviets start beefing up their resistance.
German forces would reach the gates of the Russian city of Leningrad, known today as St.
Petersburg by September 1941, but they were quickly losing steam. We learned about the siege
of Leningrad in the recent Putin suck, suck. His parents were living there and would both survive a prolonged Nazi assault on the city.
Speaking of Putin, you know I really don't like him, but he's got a lot of money, he pays well.
And he bought an ad on this episode to advertise an album of new music he has.
Hello, capitalist pig and western filth monkey.
It is I, Vladimir, son of Vladimir Putin, strongest pony boy in all of Russia.
I want to breathe your ear hole with fine music.
I record no album of many original hit songs.
You buy $4,000 per compact disc.
All right, all of it. Very good.
I give you taste.
This Hotel California.
Dark desert highway, warm smell, you get it.
Up ahead in distance. I see shimmering light.
My head is very heavy, and, you know, my sight does not grow dim because that is weak.
My sight stays strong, but I stop for a night because I want to.
And she's standing doorway.
I hear a mission bell, and I'm thinking to myself this is very fine
lady for me to breathe her mouth vagina and butt she light the candle because I tell her to and she
show me very many good ways and I strong pony boy and do very good things to her body. And then I hear people say, Welcome to Hotel California, but not in United States.
It's Russia, California.
It's a lovely place.
Better than U.S. California.
With lovely faces of Russian communist women.
Plenty of rooms at Hotel California.
Maybe some strong pony boy men.
Any time of year, you find it here.
It's a strong place to stay.
So, that is what I write.
It's my original song, and I like.
And I also write and sing version, not version,
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Sweet Child of Mine, Wonderwall, Painted Black, Enter Sandman,
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Please pay. Yeah. So that's our sponsor for the show. And again, I don't care for him,
but he paid us a million dollars for that. So, you know, what do you do?
Back to 1941, St. Petersburg,
formerly known as Leningrad now.
Roughly a million Russian civilians and soldiers. I needed that break.
That was fun.
I needed a light enough for a second
because this is, it's darkness.
Roughly a million Russian civilians and soldiers
will not survive Nazi attacks.
Nazis had initially expected to complete their invasion
of the Soviet Union by the fall of 1941.
Doesn't look like it's going to happen now.
A brutal Russian winter is setting in
and they don't have enough food, medicine,
and supplies to last through it.
So consequently, German forces overstretched
along a thousand mile long Eastern front
become vulnerable to Soviet counterattack.
Soviet Union, Germany would volley attacks,
counterattacks back and forth for
the following months. Meanwhile, September 1st, 1941, German Jews required to wear the yellow
star of David with the word Jude now. In the autumn of 1941, approximately 338,000 Jews
remained in German territory. Until this point, Hitler had been reluctant to deport Jews in the
German Reich until the war was over because of a fear of resistance and retaliation from within the German population. But in the autumn of 1941, key Nazi figures
contribute to mounting pressure on Hitler to deport German Jews. This pressure culminates
in Hitler ordering the deportation of all Jews still in the greater German Reich and protectorate
between September 15th and September 17th, 1941. Following this order, Himmler, Heydrich, Eichmann
attempt to
find space for the Jews in German territory in the already severely overcrowded ghettos of Eastern
Europe. Officials in several ghettos all informed that they will need to absorb this population of
Jews from German lands, irrespective of how overcrowded it is. The Minsk ghetto, so full,
in order to make room for some Reich Jews, the local SD, German army, and local collaborators
gather roughly 25,000 existing local ghetto inhabitants, drive them over to a local ravine,
and just fucking murder them. Now they have some empty beds. German Jews soon fill their places.
Similar murders take place in the Riga ghetto, or Rega ghetto. In the Lodz ghetto, no local Jews
are removed prior to the arrival of 20,000 more from the rest of the German territory. And of course, this results in more deaths from
overcrowding, you know, from starvation and disease. Construction of Auschwitz II, or Auschwitz
Birkenau, now begins in October of 1941. The Auschwitz-Birkenau camp divided into 10 sections,
separated by electrified barbed wire fences. Like the first Auschwitz camp, Auschwitz I,
it was patrolled by SS guards,
including after 1942, SS dog handlers.
This camp included sections for women, men,
a family camp for Roman people deported from Germany,
Austria, and the protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia,
and a family camp for Jewish families
deported from the Thurisestadt ghetto.
Auschwitz-Birkenau was also, of course,
a killing factory, the most prolific of them all. Around the beginning of September 1941,
excuse me, the beginning of September 1941, the SS at Auschwitz I conducted the first
tets of Zyklon B gas as a mass murder weapon using Soviet POWs and debilitated Polish prisoners
as the first experimental victims. Zyklon B, a crystalline hydrogen cyanide,
highly poisonous insecticide
also used to kill rats and insects.
Nazis would pump it into gas chambers
to kill hundreds of thousands of human beings.
But the Nazis wouldn't straight up
tell the prisoners that what was going,
that's, they wouldn't say,
oh my God, excuse me.
The Nazis would not straight up
tell the prisoners that that was
what was going to happen to them.
More efficient and orderly not to.
Instead, after the deportation trains arrived at the camps guards ordered the deportees to get out
and form a line the victims that went through a selection process men separated separated from
women and children a nazi usually an ss physician would look uh quickly at each person decide if
they were healthy and strong enough for forced labor. SS officer would then point to the left or to the right.
Victims had no idea they were being selected to live or die.
Babies, young children, pregnant women, the elderly, people with disabilities, the sick, very little chance of surviving the first election.
Those who had been selected to die were then led directly to gas chambers.
In his memoirs, written from a lifetime post-war sentence to prison before he killed himself in 1987,
high-ranking Nazi Rudolf Hess described the process of tricking the Jewish people into
entering the gas chambers. To avoid panic, they were told they just had to undress to be washed
and disinfected. The Nazis' guards used a special detachment team composed of other Jewish prisoners,
how fucked up for those poor bastards, to help keep an air of calm and to assist those who were
reluctant to undress. Children often cried, but after members of the special detachment team comforted them,
they would enter the gas chambers playing or joking with one another, still often carrying
their toys. Then they were herded naked into the showers and a guard would close and lock a steel
door behind them. Some chambers were pumped full of carbon monoxide, others filled with Zyklon B.
Within minutes after entering the gas chambers, everyone inside was dead after spending their final moments screaming and begging to be released.
Gas in the chambers during the Holocaust entered the lower layers of air first,
rose slowly towards the ceiling, which led to victims trampling one another in an attempt to
keep breathing. The strongest victims often found on top of a pile of bodies. Other prisoners then
forced to haul these corpses to a nearby room where they would remove hair,
gold teeth, and fillings.
The bodies then burned in ovens in the crematorium
or buried in mass graves.
Camp guards often stole the pillaged valuables.
The rest would be put into SS bank accounts.
Private business firms would buy
and use their fucking hair to make many products,
including ship rope and mattresses.
Fucking what? Mattresses. Imagine
finding out that a mattress you're sleeping on is made from the hair of hundreds of men, women,
and children who had been murdered. Holy shit. Imagine making that fucking mattress or that rope,
knowing what the material was that you were using. My God. All this horror, not surprisingly,
completely fucking broke so many people who witnessed it. All this horror, not surprisingly, completely fucking broke so
many people who witnessed it. Muselman, German for Muslim, was Nazi slang for concentration
camp victims who just gave up, just lost any hope of survival. They would squat with their legs
tucked, their shoulders curved, their head dropped to their chests. Just done. Jewish writer and
Holocaust survivor Primo Levi stated that if he could enclose all of the evil of our time into one image, I would choose this image. October 15th, 1941, Hitler decides to
deport German Jews to the occupied Soviet Union. Contributing to this decision were the rapid
advances both on the military front and in the murder of the Soviet Jews. December 8th, 1941,
the Chelmo extermination camp begins operations 50 kilometers or 31 miles north of Lodz.
Just over a month later, January 16th, German authorities, you know, 1942, they begin to deport Jews from the Lodz ghetto to Chelmo or Chelmo.
In eight months, they would deport approximately 70,000 Jews and about 4,300 Roma to Chelmo.
4,300 Roma to Chelmno. At Chelmno, a special SS detachment killed the Jewish deportees and mobile gas vans, trucks with hermetically sealed compartments that would serve as a gas
chamber. At first, the Germans required that the Jewish council and loads prepare a list of
deportees, but since that method failed to fill required kill quotas, they just resorted to police
roundups pretty soon. German personnel would just shoot and kill hundreds of Jews, including
children, the elderly, the sick, during the deportation operations let's now meet someone who somehow
survived all of this insanity numerous members of eric hersch's family would be killed at the
chelmno concentration camp eric was born to a tight-knit polish family one of five siblings
the family followed the jewish faith and eric attended a jewish school
he had a happy childhood going to the park skating, singing solos in the school choir.
Despite his happy childhood, he also later did remember some anti-Semitism. He would say,
I was coming out from the school and a few Polish children shouted,
go back to Palestine. I was born in Poland, a Polish subject, but according to them,
we weren't Polish. On September 1st, 1939, when the German army invaded Poland, a Polish subject, but according to them, we weren't Polish. On September 1st, 1939,
when the German army invaded Poland, Eric's family fled their home and went to Lodz to stay with
relatives. The journey to Lodz, you know, 65 kilometers, 40 miles, they walked. Whatever
possessions they could carry was all they took with them. It took them three days. Eric saw German
soldiers laughing, joking, while humiliating Jewish men by cutting off their beards, doing
other things along the way.
Towards the end of 1941, authorities came to take Eric's father to a work camp.
His father escaped, so then they tried to take Eric's brother as a replacement.
He also escaped.
So now they took 11-year-old Eric.
Eric was taken to a smaller otoshno camp in Nazi-occupied Poland. His job was cleaning the commandant's office
and he was able to survive there by being able to work indoors
and steal scraps of food.
Following year, 1942, Eric
able to make it to the Lodz ghetto.
Soon, he and his remaining family members, taken from camps,
gather in a church in a small village with numerous
other Jews.
There, they're sorted into groups.
Eric manages to sneak into a line of people who are being taken
back to the ghetto his family uh with the majority of others at the church were taken to the chelmno
death camp and murdered eric went to live in the ghetto orphanage worked in a textile mill for the
next two years as he remembered it i didn't know what to do i was on my own the older people didn't
have time for me you know so i went out on street. I sat on the corner and I started crying.
I didn't know what to do.
I can't imagine.
In 1944, Eric, along with almost 200 children from the orphanage,
would be forcibly marched to Auschwitz.
Upon arrival at Auschwitz, he and other prisoners divided into two lines, right?
That process called selection.
Healthy working age people, one line.
Everybody else, the other.
Eric could tell the healthier looking people were being sent to one side.
So he quickly went in that side when a disturbance distracted the guards.
If Eric had not swapped lines, he was designated for the other line initially because he was,
you know, so young, he once again would have died.
He would have been sent straight to the gas chamber.
Eric was then shaved all over, made to shower before given a striped uniform tattooed with
the number B7608.
For the rest of the war eric lost
his name and identity he was just known to the nazis as b7608 in auschwitz eric had to work as
an agricultural laborer he plowed fields and how fucking dark is this fertilize these fields using
the ashes from the crematoria he felt pieces of bones in the ashes as he spread it he knew exactly
what the ashes were.
Eric was later transferred
to the fishing commando
to catch fish
to be sent back to Germany
to feed the Nazis
and their supporters.
So that's fun.
Eventually following
the liberation from the Allies
Eric was brought to England
in a group of 300 kids
in August of 1945.
These kids taken
to the Windermere
in the Lake District
to recuperate
and learn English.
Eric then moved to Liverpool with some of the boys to learn a trade.
He discovered that only 40 people from his hometown survived the war.
Most of the population would be killed at the death camp in Chelmno, including most of his family.
He lost 81 members of his family in the Holocaust.
Eighty-one.
Imagine some group of people, any group of people people taking out your entire fucking family like that.
Grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, siblings,
almost all of them killed.
Only one of his sisters also survived
and he would reunite with her, Mania,
two years after the war ended.
At the age of 32, he would meet his future wife in Leeds.
They would go on to have three kids together.
He didn't let all that break him.
Nimrod's will strong in that beautiful bastard.
He still lives in leads today. 1995, Hirsch publishes book, A Detail of History. All the
proceeds have went to the Beth Shalom Holocaust Center, where he often gives presentations about
his horrific experiences. Keeping the memories alive. Back to our timeline. Now Hitler and the
Nazis will reach the point they've been gearing up towards for a decade. January 20th, 1942.
They now fully turn to the final solution.
Not the resettlement, not the removal, but the extermination of all Jews in Europe.
They already obviously have been killing many.
Now they want to kill them all.
On that date, January 20th, 15 high-ranking Nazi party and German government officials
gather at a villa in the Berlin suburb of Wannsee to discuss and coordinate the extermination.
Among them, Reinhard Heydrich, chief of the Reich security main office, one of Heinrich Himmler's top deputies, Henrik Muller, chief of the Gestapo, Adolf Eichmann, Nazi in
charge of Jewish affairs, and a ton more. The final solution was their code name for the systematic,
deliberate, physical annihilation of all European Jews. Historians still not exactly sure
when Adolf Hitler authorized the mass murder scheme,
but it was at some point during 1941,
during the invasion of the Soviet Union,
as the Einsatzgruppen began roving the countryside
and murdering Jews.
At the Wannsee Conference,
Heydrich informed the officials
that the final solution will be going forward as planned
and coordinated with various government ministries
to make sure everyone was on the same page.
The question wasn't if the plan should be implemented,
but how.
Heydrich indicated that approximately
11 million Jews in Europe
would fall under the provisions of the final solution.
And that evil motherfucker wanted to kill everyone.
Right?
Every one of them.
I wonder how much they laughed and smiled,
patted each other on the backs
as they actively set in motion a plan
to kill over 10 million people
whose only crime was being born Jewish.
Heydrich concluded not only Jews residing
in access-controlled Europe,
but also the Jewish populations of the UK
and the neutral nations, Switzerland, Ireland,
Sweden, Spain, Portugal, European Turkey,
no Jewish person on the entire continent would be safe.
He would announce that during the course
of the final solution,
the Jews will be deployed under appropriate supervision at a suitable form of labor
development in the East. In large labor columns separated by gender, able-bodied Jews will be
brought to these regions to build roads, whereby a large number will doubtlessly be lost through
natural reduction. Any final remnant that survives will doubtless consist of the elements most capable of resistance.
They must be dealt with appropriately.
Since representing the fruit of natural selection,
they are to be regarded as the core of a new Jewish revival.
Wow, man.
Natural reduction.
There was nothing natural about any of this.
Despite the flowery language, the aim of the Wannsee conference
was clear to the participants to further the coordination that would allow for quick and efficient murder of all Europe's Jews.
In May 1942, extermination by gas begins at the Sobibor concentration camp.
The Sobibor camp was built just west of Sobibor railway station near the small Polish village of the same name.
Nearby spur connected the railway to the camp to a larger rail line.
of the same name.
Nearby spur connected the railway to the camp to a larger rail line.
Dense forest of pine and birch
shielded the site from the eyes of locals
so prisoners could be unloaded in secret.
In this thinly populated swampy area
on the eastern border of Poland,
a quarter of a million Jews
would be murdered by October of 1943.
Just one of so many death camps.
July 22nd, Germans established
the Treblinka concentration camp. All throughout the
summer of 1942, Jews would be deported to this camp from other concentration camps in Belgium,
Croatia, France, the Netherlands, and Poland. Treblinka operated between July 23rd, 1942,
October 19th, 1943. During that time, between 700 and 900,000 Jews murdered in its gas chambers,
between 700 and 900,000 Jews murdered in its gas chambers,
along with roughly 2,000 Romani.
More Jews murdered at Treblinka than any other Nazi extermination camp
apart from the Auschwitz-Birkenau complex.
Let's now meet another person unfortunate enough
to be caught up in this highly coordinated
and far-reaching extermination campaign,
Rina Finder.
For young Rina, December 31st, 1942
was a terrible New Year's eve it was the beginning
of a new horrifying chapter in the life of the jewish 13 year old girl living in krakow poland
that day her father had been accused of being a member of the jewish resistance
how terrible of him not to want to uh you know that the nazis just keep killing his friends and
family and he was arrested reena soon became one of the youngest jewish workers in the enamelware
and ammunition factory in krakow owned by os Oskar Schindler, a businessman whose story of saving
more than a thousand Jewish people during World War II was made famous by Schindler's List,
the 1993 Steven Spielberg film adaptation of Australian author Thomas Keneally's 1982
historical fictional novel. At factories like Schindler's, Jewish people were used
as free labor.
And his story was,
you know,
there was fictional elements
but based on a lot of truth
to make, you know,
to be clear about that.
At factories like Schindler's,
Jewish people were used
as free labor.
And when Schindler started out,
quote,
helping Jewish people,
his reasoning actually
was not quite altruistic.
He was afraid of getting drafted.
He'd led a lavish lifestyle.
He needed to keep funding
if he wanted to have it continue.
He made a lot more money
or he would make a lot more money
as a factory owner
than he would in the military.
So he landed on this idea
that Jewish laborers
would be cheaper than Polish workers
who were not Jewish.
Then once they're working for him,
Schindler starts to care
about these people.
He gets a subcamp constructed
on his factory premises in 1943.
Before this, SS guards would march them
from the Posh-Chouf
sub-camp where they lived to the factory
and back home late at night. Schindler now
tells officials he wants them closer so they can work
more often, which was not entirely true.
By housing them himself, the quality
of their life would improve. At their new
housing, the food was better. Males and females were
no longer separated. Schindler did not allow
SS guards into the housing area.
They could stay in watchtowers but not come in. And he was allowed to do this because he was productive
with his factory. You know, Rena, who remembers making shells for ammunition, says she felt like
Schindler did the best he could to take care of them. She said he'd smile and ask you how you are,
pat you on the head. I remember I had pneumonia and I stayed in the clinic for three days.
If I got sick in Poshuf, they would have killed me. If you stayed in the clinic for three days. If I got sick in Poshuf, they would have killed me. If you stayed
in the clinic there for more than a day, they would shoot the patient. That didn't happen in
Oscar Schindler's factory. Yeah, fucking think about that. If you were sick for more than one
day, they just shot you. Kid, adult, man, woman, didn't fucking matter. Work to help the Nazi war
cause. Work very hard every day or your life has no value. And if the Nazis should win the war,
there would be no reason to keep any of them alive
any longer and they would all just be killed.
Finder also remembered a moment
when a machine she was using stopped working.
She said, I was crying, I was scared.
The foreman accused me of sabotage.
Schindler said a small girl cannot handle that machine
and nobody but a man should be using that machine.
I was convinced he was sent from heaven.
Again, had he not intervened,
she most likely
would have been killed. Wouldn't be until the summer of 1944 that the famous Schindler's List
came into creation, when Schindler moved his operations from Krakow to Brunlitz concentration
camp in present-day Czech Republic, and wrote up a list of people sent to Brunlitz to work.
Those people would be saved. Maybe he wrote up that list. He was actually in jail when the list
was made, having been detained during an into whether he bribed a commandant which he had he had bribed
numerous nazi officials in order to save his workers many of whom including reena finder
would have been sent to auschwitz and killed had he not done so october of 1944 a posh camp
orderly named marcel goldberg may have made the lists that became schindler's list uh made two
lists of people approved to go to Brunlitz,
and these lists probably can be considered Schindler's Lists.
He had never wrote it the way it was portrayed in the movie.
Anyway, one list had the names of 300 women.
The other had the names of 700 men.
Throughout the war, Goldberg, a Jewish prisoner
who'd been forced by the Nazis to be a camp orderly,
coordinated the transportation of Jewish slave laborers
from Poshuf to other labor camps
in German-occupied Central and Eastern Europe. Not clear exactly how Goldberg chose who would be on
the list, but thought he included people he knew, perhaps friends of friends, might have sought the
advice of other Jewish inmates working in the office. Rina Finder's mother heard that Goldberg
was compiling the list of young people with skinny fingers good for factory work, and she said,
my mother sent me to Marcel Goldberg. I went to him, told him my mother,
and I wanted to be on the list.
And he put us on the list.
Before the 1,000 Jewish inmates could go to Brunlitz,
they had to be inspected first.
The men sent to Gross Rosen concentration camp.
The women sent to Auschwitz.
Rina would later remember, when we got to Auschwitz,
we were so thirsty.
We tried to catch the snowflakes,
but it was not snow falling.
It was ashes.
That is so fucked. Oh my God. There there we were told to undress for an inspection i remember after they
shaved my head we were put in a dark room and cold water came down we were completely naked
i remember looking at my mom and i couldn't recognize her i said now we won't suffer anymore
because we are dead already she said we are not we are alive. Schindler's new factory at Boonlitz
would operate from October of 1944
through the German surrender in May of 1945.
And Schindler would end up saving 1,098 people
from almost certain death.
With the money he made during the war,
Schindler required 18 truckloads of wool,
khaki material, shoes, and leather,
and then gave that to his workers.
He told them, this is your money.
After the war, the tables turned. The
people who'd once been his laborers went on to support him through a string of business failures.
How fucking beautiful is that? He would die in 1944 in Frankfurt at the age of 66. He was buried
in Jerusalem on Mount Zion, the only former member of the Nazi party to be honored in that way.
Reena Finder, born in 1929, still alive, still grateful to Oskar Schindler. So hail Reena
Finder, hail Oskar Schindler. Now back to the beginning of 1943, and thankfully, the beginning
of the fucking end for these Nazi pieces of shit. February 2nd, 1943, after months of fighting,
the German 6th Army surrenders to Russian forces in Stalingrad. 91,000 German soldiers have been
surrounded by a Soviet force twice that size. After the victory at Stalingrad, the Soviet army remained on the offensive,
going to first take back control of Ukraine,
then virtually all of Russia and eastern Belorussia during 1943.
The Nazis, with Hitler and his henchmen angrier and crazier than ever now,
started killing Jews at an unprecedented rate.
From March 13th to March 16th, 1943, SS police authorities liquidate the Krakow ghetto.
During the operation,
the SS killed approximately 2000 Jews,
transfer another 2000 members
and families of the Jewish council
and the Krakow ghetto police force to Poshuf.
The SS then transport approximately 3000 more Krakow Jews
to Auschwitz-Birkenau
where the camp authorities select 499 men
and 50 women for forced labor.
The rest, you know,
fucking killed in the gas chambers.
April 19th, the Warsaw Ghetto Revolt begins
as Germans attempt to liquidate the ghetto's
70,000 inhabitants there.
And again, we covered that in depth
in our Warsaw Ghetto episode.
Now in the spring of 1943,
better late than never,
but way too fucking late,
the US government finally gets more involved.
This is all thanks to the efforts
of Henry Morgenthau Jr.
Morgenthau, born to a prominent Jewish family in New York City.
His father, Henry Morgenthau Sr., prominent real estate investor and diplomat who once served as ambassador to the Ottoman Empire, a man who tried to get the U.S. to intervene during the Armenian
genocide. We covered that genocide and talked about him, much lesser known, but just as
catastrophic tragedy, this Armenian genocide, in episode 230
of Time Suck. Morgenthau became FDR's secretary of the treasury in 1934. As the only Jewish person
in Roosevelt's cabinet, he became aware in 1938 that the immigration quota system, not accommodating
the number of Jewish refugees who needed sanctuary to escape persecution and certain death. To say
Morgenthau was frustrated with the U.S. response to Hitler would be a huge understatement. U.S. government knew that Nazi concentration camps
were carrying out mass killings. They'd gotten the news about the killings in September of 1942,
but the State Department blocked the message, claiming that the murder of the Jews was a
war rumor when they knew different. Morgenthau knew it was the truth. By late November of 1943,
the U.S. State Department informed that two million Jews had already been murdered. But the government's response to issue a stern declaration that
they vowed to push the bestial policy of cold blood extermination after the war, excuse me,
to punish it, you know, was their response. Sorry, I know I worded that poorly. Obviously,
they did not help the Jews being killed. We'll cover that already. In the spring of 1943,
months after the U.S. State Department confirmed the existence of a German policy and practice aimed at wiping out all the
Jews in Europe, Morgenthau begging his colleagues now at the State Department, please do something.
Morgenthau and his allies would eventually meet with Roosevelt, urge him, please do more. Let's
get at least a more focused relief effort. This would finally lead to the establishment of the War Refugee Board,
but not until January 22nd, 1944.
The War Refugee Board staff
worked with Jewish organizations,
diplomats from neutral countries,
and resistance groups in Europe
to rescue Jews from occupied territories
and provide relief to Jews hiding in concentration camps.
Excuse me, Jews in hiding and in concentration camps.
They organized a psychological warfare campaign to deter potential perpetrators, you know, try to counter propaganda with their own
kind of war of information. They opened a refugee camp in upstate New York and released the first
details of mass murder at Auschwitz to the American people. The war refugee board would
end up playing a crucial role in the rescue of tens of thousands of Jews. So that is obviously
great. After the war, the War Refugee Board's
first director, John Peel,
called their work little and late
in comparison with the enormity
of the Holocaust,
which is obviously very fair.
Yeah, could have done so much more.
June 21st, 1943,
Himmler orders the liquidation
of all ghettos in Poland
and the Soviet Union.
He writes in a memo,
I order that all Jews
still remaining in ghettos
in the Ostland area be collected into concentration camps.
Ausland covered present day Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania.
Then his second point,
I prohibit the withdrawal of Jews from concentration camps
for outside work from August 1st, 1943.
Point three, a concentration camp is to be built near Rega
to which will be transferred the entire manufacture
of clothing and equipment now operated by the Wehrmacht outside.
All private firms will be eliminated.
The workshops are to be solely concentration camp workshops.
The chief of the SS Economic and Administrative Main Office is requested to see to it that there will be no shortfall in the production required by the Wehrmacht as a result of this reorganization.
Fourth point, inmates of the Jewish ghettos who are not required
are to be evacuated to the east.
His fifth point, as many male Jews
as possible are to be taken to the
concentration camp in the oil shale area
for the mining of oil shale.
And then his sixth point, no one,
absolutely no one is to talk about
Hitler's micropenis.
There has been a few jokes made recently that have
been brought to his attention. He has killed many just thinking that they might have been the one to make that joke.
So be careful. No, the sixth one is the date set for the reorganization of the concentration camps,
August 1st, 1943. But in the summer of 1943, not all goes according to Nazi plan. The Jewish
resistance starts to fight back more effectively, mounting prolonged defenses in a multitude of ghettos.
And then that resistance spreads to concentration camps as well.
October 14th, 1943, an armed revolt takes place at the Sobibor extermination camp.
4 p.m., some prisoners lure guards to remote locations,
kill 11 of them with knives and axes.
That had to have felt great. Hail Nimrod.
About 600 prisoners then break free, flee under machine gun fire
with the grounds dotted with landmines,
sadly only about half make it to the fences.
Then search squads recapture and execute most of the rest,
but some made it out.
During the Soviet war prisoner uprising,
Selma Winberg and Chaim Engel,
who had fallen in love at the camp, escaped together.
When the Germans invaded the Netherlands in 1940,
Selma had been forced into hiding.
1942, they seized her during a roundup of Jews, sent her to two concentration camps in succession, before then shipping her to Sobibor in April of 1943. Most prisoners sent to Sobibor
were instantly gassed or shot, but Selma, who was 20, selected to sort the clothing of the dead.
How soul-crushing. Selma and Chaim went on the run
for at least two weeks
before finding refuge after they escaped
with a Polish peasant family
who for a small fee
hid them in a hayloft in their barn
where they would remain for nine months.
Stayed there until it was safe for them
to set off on a long journey
back to the Netherlands.
She would write,
we are in a little hayloft
and live together in a little corner.
There was a sheet on top of the straw below us
and we cover ourselves at night with hay for nine months.
They did that.
After the war, the couple, who formerly married in 1945,
settled in Zwolle, where they established a textile store and had two kids.
Their first child, baby boy, sadly died in 1944.
After the war in the Netherlands, sadly faced deep resentment towards Chaim, who is a
Polish Jew. Despite the massive losses that Poles themselves suffered in World War II,
many in the Netherlands viewed Poland as complicit in the Holocaust. More than 100,000 Dutch citizens
had been deported to camps in Poland. More than 34,000 Dutch Jews had been killed at Sobibor.
The prejudice against them was so great, authorities threatened them with deportation,
saying they were Polish citizens. Poland, though, no longer accepting citizens from other countries
at that point, so they had to move to Israel, which they did in 1951, then to the U.S. in 1956.
There, they would go on to testify at the war crime trials of some German officers.
They provided written and oral accounts of their ordeal, were interviewed for books and other
publications over the subsequent decades.
Not long after Selma and Chaim escaped,
Sobibor was liquidated, the camp was erased,
buildings dismantled, the earth where they once stood
plowed and planted with crops,
the whole thing disguised as a farm before the war ended.
But Selma and Chaim would not let the world forget.
So hail Selma and Chaim as well.
Back to the timeline.
March 19th, 1944, Nazi Germany invaded and occupies
Hungary to stop Hungary from signing a peace treaty with the Allies. With that, Hungarian Jews'
relative security from the Holocaust comes to a quick end. Within days, Adolf Eichmann arrives
in Hungary, tasked with supervising the deportation of Hungarian Jews. The mass deportation begins in
May, continues at a rate of over 10,000 a day until the end of
July. By June 27th, 380,000 Hungarian Jews had been sent to Auschwitz. In total, more than 500,000
Jews and 28,000 Roma believed to have been deported after the German occupation of Hungary.
Let's meet one of the Hungarian Jews who narrowly escaped Nazi death. Ebola Ginsburg, known as E.B.,
had grown up in a small town in Hungary,
the eldest of four daughters.
March 19th, 1944, Germans invaded Hungary.
The Jewish population immediately ordered
to wear yellow stars.
A few weeks later, Jewish people, including E.B.,
rounded up, sent to live in overcrowded ghettos.
After just two weeks in a ghetto,
E.B.'s family ordered to pack up
for a journey to Germany for work.
Eby and her family forced into a cattle wagon
with only a bucket to shit and piss in,
put on a train.
They were comparatively lucky.
Not everyone even got a bucket.
The journey took three days
and now they found themselves at Auschwitz.
Eby and her family,
helped from the wagons by men in striped uniforms,
have to wait in a queue
with hundreds of other people
who've been crammed
onto the same train, right?
And then, obviously,
as we know from previous stories,
separated,
Evie's father taken away first,
then her mom,
two younger sisters,
led away.
Evie and her 13-year-old sister,
Judith,
sent in a different direction,
told they're going to work,
and they'd see their family later.
I think you know what happened.
Evie later learned
that her mom,
younger sisters,
had been immediately taken to the gas chambers and executed. Evie and Judith had their possessions
and clothing taken away, their hair shaved, and they were issued camp uniforms, sent to a wooden
barrack that had a concrete floor and wooden bunks. They were given very little food, had to stand for
hours every day, whatever the weather, as thousands of prisoners were counted. Later, Evie would
remember, and I thought to myself, but they can't stop birds flying over.
And then I was looking for birds.
I remember the whole afternoon
and there were no birds.
Birds didn't fly over us.
And I thought to myself,
this must be hell.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was Auschwitz.
After three months in Auschwitz,
E.B. and Judith were taken
to another forced labor camp in Germany.
Final days of the war,
they were liberated,
taken to a hospital to recover.
When she was well enough,
she began working in that hospital.
There she met another concentration camp survivor,
Val, who was recuperating
after surviving forced labor
in a different concentration camp.
Two fell in love, married.
Neither of them wished to return
to their home countries.
So they moved to England in 1948,
worked in the textile industry,
had two daughters,
remained a devoted couple for over 60 years.
Both Val and Eby would devote their lives to Holocaust education for the rest of their lives.
So hail Nimrod and hail Val and Eby.
June 6, 1944, day you've probably, British, Canadian forces Landed along five beaches
Along a 50 mile stretch
Of the heavily fortified coast of France's Normandy region
They would liberate all of northern France
By late August of 1944
Beginning the end of Nazi aggression in Western Europe
Meanwhile, in the spring and summer of 1955
The Red Army repels Nazi forces in the east
I'm sorry, spring and summer of 1944
I don't know why I'm sorry, spring and summer of 1944.
I don't know why I added 55.
It's very different.
Hitler losing his quest for world domination now on two fronts.
July 24th, 1944,
Russians liberate the Medinak concentration camp in Poland.
August 7th, 1944,
inmates at Auschwitz revolt and succeed
in blowing up that evil fucking crematorium.
For months, young Jewish women
had been smuggling small amounts of gunpowder from a munitions factory within the Auschwitz complex to men and
women in the camp's resistance movement. Under constant guard, the women in the factory took
small amounts of gunpowder, wrapped it in bits of cloth or paper, hid it on their bodies,
passed it along a smuggling chain. On October 7th, 1944, having learned that the SS was going
to liquidate much of the camp, resistance fighters managed to blow up the crematorium.
But sadly, Germans would ultimately crush their rebellion.
Around 250 prisoners died during the fighting.
Guards murdered another 200 after the revolt was put down.
Several days later, the SS identified four Jewish female prisoners
who had been involved in supplying explosives to blow up the crematorium.
All four were, of course, executed.
At least they died fighting back.
November 8th, 1944 marks the beginning
of the death march of approximately
40,000 Jews from Budapest to Austria.
With the Jovian
army rapidly advancing, Adolf Eichmann
accelerated efforts to murder the remaining
Jews in Hungary before the Red Guard arrived
in Budapest. Jesus, they wanted to kill them
so fucking badly,
even while they're retreating.
They're like, we got to kill as many as we can as we retreat,
even if it meant endangering the lives of German troops to do so.
An estimated 50,000 Jews eventually took part in the death march
from Budapest to Austria on November of 1944,
in which 6,000 to 10,000 died of hunger, cold, and disease.
The marchers walked 137 miles in seven to eight days.
Just a few months later, January 17th, 1945, Auschwitz will be evacuated.
First, Nazis murder most of the Jews who had worked in Auschwitz's gas chambers and crematoria.
Then they destroyed most of the other killing sites that were part of the concentration
camps complex, trying to destroy evidence of war crimes.
Next, the Germans ordered prisoners to tear down many buildings, and they
systematically destroyed many of the meticulous records of camp life. Then, as Soviet troops
approached, SS units forced nearly 60,000 prisoners to march west. Thousands had been killed in the
camps in the days before. Tens of thousands of prisoners, mostly Jews, forced to march either
northwest for approximately 30 miles or due west for approximately 35 miles to other camps.
SS guards shot anyone who fell behind or couldn't continue.
Our prisoners suffered from the cold weather, starvation, and exposure, and as many as 15,000 died during those evacuation marches.
The guards who remained continued to cover up evidence, including burning warehouses full of plundered possessions. By January 21st, most SS officers had left the area. On January 27th, the Soviet army entered Auschwitz, liberated the more than 7,000 still remaining prisoners, mostly ill and dying people.
hugged them, kissed them, and cried.
One of the first Red Army soldiers to step into Auschwitz would later recall,
they rushed towards us shouting,
fell on their knees,
kissed the flaps of our overcoats,
and threw their arms around our legs.
Conditions, obviously, appalling.
No food, water, fuel.
Some prisoners scavenged among the possessions
the SS had not managed to destroy.
A small group of healthier prisoners
attended to the sick.
Soviets, shocked by what they saw,
they found piles of ash
that had once been human bodies, people living in barracks that were covered in literal shit.
Many emaciated patients vomited when they ate the food. The soldiers offered their bodies too
fragile to digest anything. Soldiers found warehouses filled with massive quantities of
Jewish belongings, 88 pounds of eyeglasses, 88 pounds, hundreds of prosthetics 12 000 pots and pans 44 000 pairs of shoes
evidence of so many deaths eva moses core was just 10 when she spotted the soldiers
the age of a fourth or fifth grader one of a group of hundreds of kids who had been left behind
she would later remember how soldiers gave her hugs cookies and chocolate we were not only starved
for food but we were starved for human kindness. The shock soldiers helped set up hospitals on site. Local townspeople volunteered to help.
For months, Polish Red Cross workers labored to save the dying and treat the living,
working without adequate food or supplies themselves, helping prisoners get in touch
with loved ones. About 7,500 would survive. After a long, brutal march, more than 10,000
weak and exhausted prisoners from Auschwitz and Gross Rosen, most of them Jews, arrived now in the Buchenwald concentration camp in January of 1945.
By February, the number of prisoners in Buchenwald would reach 112,000.
In early April, as U.S. forces approached the camp, the Germans began to evacuate 28,000 prisoners from the main camp, additional several thousand prisoners from subcamps.
28,000 prisoners from the main camp, additional several thousand prisoners from subcamps.
An underground resistance organization in Buchenwald, whose members held key administrative posts in the camp, would save many lives. With the Allies approaching, they felt more confident
to obstruct Nazi orders and delay the evacuation. April 11, 1945, in expectation of liberation,
prisoners stormed the watchtowers and seized control of the camp. Later that afternoon,
U.S. forces enter Buchenwald. Soldiers
from the 6th Armored Division, part of the 3rd Army, find more than 21,000 people still alive,
most of them extremely emaciated. The Nazi evacuation of the Sockenhausen now began in
the early hours of April 21st, 1945. More than 30,000 remaining prisoners marched off in groups
towards the Northwest. They can't just fucking leave it alone it's never enough they know they're losing it's their final fucking days and
they're like nope we still got to make sure a bunch of people die next day april 22nd units
the soviet and polish armies uh you know find around 3 000 sick prisoners as well as nurses
and doctors who've been left behind in the camp sadly 300 of the camp's former inmates too sick
to survive despite just being liberated they're buried in six mass graves by the camp wall near the infirmary.
Finally, some really good news.
April 30th, 1945, Hitler commits suicide in his bunker.
He initially cut off his dick and tried to choke on it, but it went down real easy.
It was like taking a vitamin.
So now he shoots himself.
No, he just shot himself.
When the news of his death makes it around the world, millions and millions rejoice.
He'd obviously gone down as one of the most hated,
if not the most hated person who has ever lived.
If hell is real and Hitler is not burning there
or taking turns being fucked and then fucking Stalin,
the devil's doing it all wrong.
May 8th, 1945, Germany surrenders.
The terror of the Third Reich finally over.
Imagine how much horror the world would have
seen between 1945 and now if those motherfuckers had won. It's unimaginable. Now there was still
the matter, though, of dealing with all the Nazis who perpetrated these horrific crimes.
And that's what we're going to cover along with a lot more about how the Holocaust continues to
be thought about today, including the insanity of Holocaust deniers next week. And though there's
so much more we could have covered today about the Holocaust, so many more stories, so many
individual lives lost to this atrocity, I think we covered enough to provide a solid overview.
So let's hop out of this incredibly long and dark timeline.
Good job, soldier. You've made it back. Barely.
Soldier, you've made it back.
Barely.
The Holocaust.
So much disturbing material we went over today.
Sometimes I think it's easy to get a little numb just hearing a bunch of numbers.
You know, 10,000 die, being marched out of this camp, half a million,
gassed to death at this camp, roving execution squad,
you know, kill a million or so during these three months, 500 shot one day in this village, you know, maybe two or three executed for fighting back here, a thousand shot dead over there for no longer having value to the Reich.
You put faces to the numbers though, and maybe we can begin to understand how hellish this tragedy
was. Approximately 6 million unarmed European Jews, at least 5 million unarmed prisoners of war,
Roma, Jehovah's Witnesses, homosexual homosexuals other victims deliberately murdered by the nazi death machine plus millions of other random citizens of the various nations they'd occupied picture all the
people you know all the people you've seen in the last month the last year the last decade
your whole fucking life replaced all of them corpses. Imagine every face you can recall being arrested
and accosted by brutal soldiers, every man, woman, and child, every baby, all ages, beaten,
screamed at, thrown into cattle cars, being taken to a prison built to kill every prisoner inside
of it. Prisoners who never committed any crimes. Imagine babies being ripped from their mother's
arms, slammed down to the ground, sons and daughters tore from their husband's arms,
father's arms, right?
Victims stripped, pushed into gas chambers,
spending their final moments in terror,
sometimes having just been separated from their families,
from their mothers and fathers,
young children screaming as everyone around them dies,
as they die.
Imagine the school you went to as a child
or the school you go to now,
or your children's school.
Imagine soldiers or police
killing literally fucking everyone there. Children screaming in terror, tears streaming down their faces,
blood everywhere, bullets ripping them down, bayonets impaling them, laughter of Nazis as
they die. Imagine whoever you love most in the world being stripped, shaved down, tattooed with
a number, starved, beaten. Maybe a doctor decides. want to try something new put some acid into their veins
maybe they should get raped with the intention of being given syphilis
this is the fucking horror
that was Nazi Germany
this is why it's important to remember what happened
to never deny it, to do everything we can
to never repeat it
to be better, so much better than they were
rather than do a full wrap up here now
let's head to some takeaways
we'll wrap up the Holocaust in full next week.
Time Shock Top 5 Takeaways
Number one, the Holocaust was the systematic, bureaucratic, state-sponsored persecution and murder of roughly 6 million Jewish men, women, and children by the Nazi regime and their collaborators.
Jewish men, women, and children by the Nazi regime and their collaborators.
German authorities also targeted and killed other groups, including at times their children,
because of their perceived racial and biological inferiority.
Roma people, Germans with disabilities, Slavic people.
They also persecuted and killed people for being ideological or ideological enemies. People like communists, socialists, Jehovah's Witnesses, homosexuals.
While there's no list that fully tallies up all of the deaths conclusively,
and so many of the deaths have been hidden,
records destroyed as Nazis retreated,
estimated that 6 million Jews were murdered,
as well as 1.8 million non-Jewish Polish civilians,
7 million Soviet civilians,
between 250,000 and 500,000 Roma people,
at least 70,000 criminals and other, quote,
undesirables, and so many more.
Over a million
people killed at Auschwitz alone. Number two, the Nazi party mobilized an entire country's
resources along with the resources and countries they invaded to sustain a killing machine.
On the military side, they instructed Eisatzgruppen to roam the Eastern European countryside in
search of victims. They built roads, railways, other infrastructure to
support Jewish detainees being shipped to concentration camps. They had a propaganda
machine turning out messages of hate to German citizens to make what they were doing feel
righteous instead of evil. All of this with the aim of making the killing of Jews faster,
more cost-efficient, more systematic. Number three, there are simply so many stories to
come out of the Holocaust, all of them worth listening to. From the story of Rena Finder at Schindler's factory to Selma Engel, her escape from Sobibor, there are countless stories of bravery, sacrifice, horrors endured, and survival. You can read essays written by Holocaust survivors on the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum's website. Behind every name, a story. You can also find testimony of Holocaust victims speaking about
their experiences all over the place, YouTube and more. Over 3,000 testimonies exist at the website
for the USC Shoah Foundation, a wonderful organization we have donated to in the past.
Number four, many world governments, including the US, watching the events unfold in Germany
simply did not consider it their responsibility to help out the Nazis' victims. Worried about immigration limits, economic issues, and sometimes motivated
by their own kind of anti-Semitism, they stalled and created a paper barrier to those looking to
Nazi Germany. Going forward, maybe it's worth taking a hit to our economy. Maybe it's worth
losing some votes in order to save innocent fellow humans from an almost unimaginable level of terror.
Number five, new info in 1946.
Two partners in a leading pest control company, Testa, were tried before a British military court on charges of genocide.
Argued that the accused must have realized that the massive supply of Zyklon B they provided the concentration camps was far above the quantity required for de-lousing.
They were convicted and hanged.
And we will get into the many ways
the Nazis were dealt with
when their big death party
was finally fucking shut down
next week in our second episode
on the Holocaust.
Time suck, top five takeaways.
The Holocaust part one of two,
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How do you deal with something like the Holocaust when it's over? For many Germans, it was hard to
wrap their heads around the fact that the post-war world saw them as evil. They had been brainwashed
that thoroughly. To many, they felt that if they hadn't been doing the right thing, at least they had just been doing their jobs. And it was the allies who were the real aggressors.
Many people, not just Germans, struggle with understanding the cognitive dissonance of an
entire country that had mobilized to carry out so many horrific acts. Did that make everyone
in Germany evil? How could ordinary people be capable of that? We'll explore the ways some
writers and thinkers engage with those questions and how Germany after occupation has dealt with its ongoing legacy of the Holocaust. We'll also cover
the ways people have tried not to understand the Holocaust. For some, the scope of the horror,
just too hard to process. More than too hard, impossible, therefore must not be true. For others,
they just still hated the Jewish people so much, they consciously decided to deny the survivors of
the Holocaust the right to be seen as victims of unimaginable evil and instead branded them as
liars. Holocaust denial is an especially disgusting type of anti-Semitic propaganda
that emerged after World War II. It's the replacing of historical documentation and a lot of it
with nothing but lies and propaganda fueled by the same anti-Semitism that allowed the Holocaust to
happen in the first place.
Holocaust deniers generally claim that the Holocaust never happened or that a much smaller number of Jews died,
and not through mass murder, but through disease like typhus.
They also claim that legitimate accounts of the Holocaust are just propaganda and lies
generated by Jews for their own nefarious, trying-to-control-the-world, parasitical benefit.
Some of these prominent Holocaust deniers are people who used to be historians,
super shitty historians,
and now they perpetuate this hateful line of thinking
for their own financial benefits
so they can claim that they're the ones
uncovering the truth and sell lots of books
and seminars to ignorant followers.
Gonna dive deep on all that crazy shit
and more next week.
Right now, time for this week's
Time Sucker Updates.
Updates? Get your Time Sucker Updates.
After all that darkness, let's start off with something sweet
and really funny to me.
Beautiful bastard Joe Goodman is pissed off on my behalf
and confused.
He writes,
Hey Dan and crew, I just want to say five out of five stars.
It drives me nuts when you read people's emails and they love the show, always listen, et cetera,
and then say three out of five stars. What the fuck, man? It's, I love it. It's free, funny,
well-researched. What the hell else do they want? Anyway, love the show. And again, five out of five
from a true fan. Hail Nimrod. Keep on sucking, Joe.
I fucking love you, dude. I love you so much. I love this email. Let me clear this out for you
because it would be so confusing if you hadn't seen this one, listen to this one episode.
In the drunk as fuck episode, episode 100, I went off about someone saying that they love this book
on the Axeman on Amazon, but then gave it three out of five stars, you know? And I think I just said like, love it. Wouldn't change a thing.
Three out of five stars. And I just outraged about it. And then that joke stuck. And ever
since a lot of people have rated everything we've done as being love it, you know, great.
Wouldn't change a thing. Uh, three out of five stars. So the three out of five rating, uh,
it's just been a running joke, uh, people love I'm so glad though that you saw that
What the fuck is happening
Because if I didn't get that joke I also would be like why are they doing this
So thank you
Thank you for the 5 out of 5 and for the very kind message
Love you
Now for an Epstein update from
Now free sucker Sarah Alexander
Who shares some inside incarceration info
Writing
What's up master sucker
So no shit there I was driving down the road
on a five-hour trip to visit an old friend.
I'm listening to the episode on Vladimir Putin.
Strong pony boy!
I'm listening to the Time Sucker updates,
and you read the email from the great anonymous meat sack
who had worked as a corrections officer.
They explain the workings of Shu
and how the incarceration system works,
how maybe Jeffrey Epstein really did commit suicide
and was not murdered.
Well, don't put away the tinfoil hats yet. It is still possible that it wasn't suicide. Let me give you a bit of information from someone who's been incarcerated. Now,
I don't want to discredit that anonymous sucker at all. A lot of what they had to say was absolutely
true. The info about the cameras, how solitary housing units work, how to gain access in and
out of them, and so on. However, I did spend a couple of years in prison myself, and from my perspective, it still seems possible that Epstein was murdered. To
clarify a bit, I was incarcerated in a prison in Iowa. It was only the once, and other than this
two or so years that I was locked up, I really have no experience of the inner workings of the
correctional system. I'm not a habitual offender. I'm by no means an expert. But that being said,
where I was had different levels of solitary housing and the supervision on each level varied for troublemakers, i.e. people who staged fights
or started fights or were part of a PREA investigation. They would be housed in the
maximum security level. And that would be just as that last sucker described. Most people called
that unit the hole. Everyone had to be verified by the CEO on duty. They would make super frequent
rounds. You'd have to be buzzed in through two sets of doors, et cetera. If Epstein was in a
unit like that, then yeah, murder is highly unlikely. But where I was, there was three
levels of mental health units in the same high security building. The top level and the one
directly below it was reserved for people who are on active suicide watch or just coming out of
suicide watch. In these areas, there was a lot less protocol to enter and exit and less locked
doors. Inmates would come and go from these units because they would have other
inmates help keep an eye on the suicide risk inmates. They had inmates in there, quote,
working the suicide watch at all hours of the day. This job was made available due to overcrowding
and understaffing. In a situation like this, it is possible that another inmate could have gained
access to Epstein. Not super likely, but possible. It is my understanding
that prisons are all very different in their own ways. Also, prison jobs are hard to keep filled.
I know where I was at, the COs didn't get paid very well. They usually had to work shitty shifts
surrounded by assholes who did nothing but suck the soul from your bean or just plain violent,
next to impossible to get time off when you need it. Constantly work mandatory overtime,
double shifts, etc.
So it also is entirely possible that a guard or two were just paid off.
When talking about the high-powered people who could have potentially pulled this off,
to them, a couple hundred thousand, that's nothing.
But to a person in a shit job at the end of the rope, it's enough to get out.
Or maybe I just want to believe that conspiracy hype.
At the end of the day, we may never know.
Holy balls, that was much longer than I thought it would be.
I hope it was at least an interesting spin uh on perspective for the conspiracy crowd thank you for all things bad magic i love everything you do hail nimrod good boy bojangles i like what you're doing lucifina
uh keep up the good work three out of five stars and uh keep on sucking loyal space lizard and
creepy annabelle sarah uh p.s i doubt this will make an episode but if it does please give a
shout out to my fiance, Eric.
Let him know I will get him
some of Woody's demon rape repellent
as soon as he gives me five bucks.
Well, Eric, congrats on your engagement to Sarah.
She must really care about you
for you not to want,
for her to not want you,
you know, to be raped by ghosts and demons and shit.
So that's love.
Real quick,
I didn't know what PREA stood for
before your message, Sarah.
So it stands for Prison Rape Elimination Act.
So yeah, someone part of a PREA investigation,
someone being investigated for sexual abuse.
Yeah, you know, I wonder also about the money.
I mean, you could probably keep a lot of mouths quiet,
especially for like several million dollars,
especially if people paid lots and lots of money
would go to prison themselves
if they talked to anybody about what had happened.
Like you say, we may never know,
but the whole understaffed, overtired, not paid well situation does keep the conspiracy alive for
me at least a little bit. Okay. So thank you for that. Now, before our last one, second to last
one, an abortion related message from a super sucker with a different opinion, which is great.
Hurthleaf Stromdahl. Stromdahl. Right. uh, Hearthleaf, I've never seen your name before.
Uh, as far as, uh, in anybody else, your first name.
Uh, so Hearthleaf writes, does Dan consider a healthy eight month old fetus, a viable
candidate for abortion?
If an unwanted pregnancy results in a child, why assume the mother has to raise it?
It can be placed in an orphanage, given a chance to live.
Love the show.
Big fan of Bojangles.
Will you bring up good points?
First off, no, I don't consider a healthy eight-month-old fetus a good candidate for
abortion. Currently, 43 states prohibit abortions after a specified point in pregnancy, with some
exceptions provided. The allowable circumstances generally, you know, when an abortion necessary
to protect the mother's life or health. Most states already don't allow abortions at 20
weeks or later, except in cases, excuse me, of risk to the mother's life, which equates roughly
to just over four and a half months. So almost no one is advocating for abortions at eight months.
That's not what the current debate is about. Yeah. And I don't advocate that, but at six weeks,
like in Texas, many women don't even know they're pregnant is a problem. At six weeks, a fetus,
you know,
not much more than a collection of non-sentient cells.
No higher thought processes exist.
Six-week-old fetus, arguably no more intelligent
or capable of, you know, future intelligence
than, say, the sperm.
Men and teen boys, you know, jerk off wherever.
Or eggs that are menstruated out.
And to me, I know many will disagree.
But to me, no more emotion needs to be attached to a six-week-old fetus than to a menstruated egg or to a random menstruated out. And to me, I know many will disagree. But to me, no more emotion needs to be attached
to a six-week-old fetus than to a menstruated egg
or to a random pool of sperm.
But that's not even what I'm arguing.
I just don't think making abortions illegal
is going to stop them.
I think it will just make them more dangerous.
So I'm against it in the way I am against
prostitution being illegal, drug abuse being illegal,
you know, those same grounds.
To clarify things further,
just like I think women should be able to make the best personal choice for them regarding abortion, I also think doctors
should get the right to refuse to perform an abortion, right? I'm a big freedom advocate at
the end of the day. And I would never pressure anyone to have wanted abortion. I just don't want
to force what I feel may be right for me on someone in a position I've never been in. I feel
it's a woman's issue,
a position I couldn't even understand. It's a personal issue and that it's not right for me
to weigh in on it is how I feel. Yes, a fetus is a separate life, but prior to around 22 weeks,
a fetus cannot live independently outside of the womb. And until it can, you know, it's a life
not of its own. It's part of its mother's life. And the choice, good or bad, right or wrong,
I think should fall to her
and her alone. Yes, a man had to help make it, but we don't incubate them. Huge difference to me
there. And I know many will never agree with me and I don't hate those who disagree. It's just,
you know, what I believe is the best way to handle what to me is an extremely ethically murky
situation. I appreciate you expressing disagreement in a respectful way, by the way. Thank you for
that. As far as orphanages, adoption goes, yeah. I mean, anybody can give up a baby for adoption,
but again, I just don't want to force someone to incubate a life inside of them that they do not
want. And I don't know that I have the right answers, but I know that discourse is a good
way to try and get there. We need more healthy discourse in society to be able to talk about
what we strongly disagree with. Many of you do a better job of that than I do, by the way,
with your awesome messages.
And then discourse leads me to our final message.
Badass SLC sucker, Brett Davis, has a message I love to read.
Hope you love to hear it.
He writes, just wanted to take a minute to write you a note.
I've been looking forward to your show in Salt Lake City
since November when I bought tickets to Friday night's show.
Unfortunately for me, fortunately for my friend,
I had a grandpa
pass away last week and a cousin passed unexpectedly the same day. I had a shooting class scheduled for
last weekend, but with having the funerals to go to, I had to change it. My options were limited
to either this coming weekend or say goodbye to the money for that class. Sorry to cut you out of
my plans for the weekend, but if you would give a shout out Friday night to my friend, Charlie,
he's my best friend. And we's my best friend and he's been
There for me through a lot
We were looking forward to a night of being irreverent
And entertained at your show
Thanks to life I get to miss out
Also wanted to take a minute to say thank you for all you do to entertain me
Thank you for voicing your opinion on politics
Even though you and I disagree on things
It has been eye opening for me to hear other opinions
And points of view
I have a close family member involved in Congress.
So sometimes it gets stuck in an echo chamber and I appreciate breaking out.
I'll never hate you for your opinion.
And I have really learned to listen to everyone's opinions before making my
decisions.
Thanks to you.
I'm not just assuming I'm right and everyone else is wrong.
Thanks for all you do Dan.
And thanks for what you taught me.
Time sucker,
Brett,
Brett,
I fucking love you,
dude.
Wish there were more of you.
Sorry about your cousin and your grandpa.
Sorry. You have to miss the show, but I get it.
And I wish you the best of luck at that class.
Good on you for gun safety.
Good on you for being able to hear the opinions of others that you don't agree with.
I try and do the same.
I really do.
I have friends and family who have, you know, who voted for Trump.
And you know what?
Great people.
I have friends and family who voted for Biden.
Also great people.
Too many people can't seem to understand that that is possible.
Keep being you, Brett.
Keep setting a good example.
Good luck shooting.
Hell fucking Nimrod.
And let's skedaddle.
What a long one today.
So much info.
Next time, suckers.
I needed that.
We all did.
Another Bad Magic Productions podcast in the bag, meat sacks.
They're not always going to be three-hour fucking leviathans, I promise.
Please don't take part in attempting the systematic annihilation of an entire race of people this week, or any week.
Instead, help avoid thoughts of doing anything like that by, you know, continuing to keep on sucking.
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