Timesuck with Dan Cummins - 379 - The Incelosphere: Sex, Hate, and Violence
Episode Date: December 18, 2023Did you know the term "incel" no longer generally refers to someone who is just lonely and horny? Now, it's more synonymous with a new kind of domestic terrorist. A rise in mass shootings carried out ...by self-identified "incels," starting with Elliot Rodger in 2014, has more and more people looking into the "manosphere" that incels digitally inhabit. It's a sad and terrifying place... and also - holy shit, is it unintentionally also hilarious. Get ready to learn all about Chads, Stacys, Tyrones, Brads, Changs, Beckys, being wristmogged, skullmogged, and more, you mid-tier normie Chadlite! Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Ph7jfsXgg3gMerch: https://www.badmagicmerch.comTimesuck Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious Private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch-related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast.Sign up through Patreon, and for $5 a month, you get access to the entire Secret Suck catalog (295 episodes) PLUS the entire catalog of Timesuck, AD FREE. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. And you get the download link for my secret standup album, Feel the Heat.
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Today, we are talking about a big group of complete losers known as the unfuckables.
Actually, they're not known as that.
To me, they are, but not to everyone.
The unfuckables, by the way, would be a great name for a hardcore underground punk band.
We are talking about some unfuckables, though, or at least guys who consider themselves
to be unfuckable for a variety of reasons that have nothing to do with their own terrible
choices and everything to do with pathetic victim mentality beliefs
and attitudes.
In cells.
In cells is short for involuntary celibates,
aka men who are physically able and willing
and wanting to have sex with women,
boy, how do you do they want it?
And they feel entitled to get it,
but alas, no woman they desire is willing to have sex with them,
or at least they don't think any woman they desire could possibly desire them.
And for the great sin of women having the ability and audacity to not fuck guys, they
are not sexually interested in in cells foster and perpetuate rampant and illogical hostility
towards women in general, especially attractive sexually sexually active women, blaming them for their
unwanted state of never getting laid and blaming them for so much more.
Being perpetually horny and angry about it is actually just the tip of the in-sell culture
iceberg.
Unfortunately, there is far more to in-sell culture than just sexually frustrated cringy
men posting on the internet about how bad they would like to feel a woman's boobies just once in their life.
If you haven't heard of these folks other than just knowing the term in-sell refers to
being frustrated about not having sex, you're not alone.
Because the online forums and websites were in-sells gather, cater exclusively only to in-sells
and are often deeply hidden on the web, Many members of the general public have no idea
what these thousands and thousands,
possibly hundreds of thousands of very angry,
society-hating men have been chatting about
in their secret club meetings for years now.
Truthfully, it's unsurprising that they make their sites
so difficult to access, given so many of them
not only advocate for violence,
but also house content like rape videos
and even child porn.
Allegedly, according to multiple sources.
Making sure the links I found do actually link to child porn
is not what I was willing to do
in the name of podcast research this week.
That's my line, I guess.
Don't wanna be chatting with some FBI or NSA agent
in a few weeks about why there's suddenly
a bunch of kiddie porn on my computer. Not that interested interested and maybe getting assigned to the same cell as Josh Dugger
So I can get an exclusive follow-up interview for one of the most popular topics we've ever covered
These in cells are seriously very secretive though
They don't want nosy normies chads giga chads brads tanners tyroans and other sex havers of the world
shoving their perfect fucking cheekbones and tone d abs and big ol' alpha male horse cocks into
their in-sell business.
So they stay in the shadows.
By the way, according to the in-sells, the perfect face for a man is one that is presented
on a large school, has high cheekbones, thick eyebrows, a short straight nose, a long
chin with a long vertical raindrops that that shuts out at the ideal 120 degrees and rests
on a thick neck.
That is how a Greek God giga chat looks, according to
Insel's.
And that's why he gets all the giga stasis, stasis, stasis
lights, height here, Becky's, Becky's and more.
Yes, true members of the Insel culture have their own
lexicon.
We will go over so many terms, so
many weird terms. Anyway, since it's not really in our faces, pun, not intended, most of us
remain ignorant to the existence of in-cell culture, and also ignorant to the real danger
it poses. Online in-cell culture has morphed into being an extremist, violently misogynistic
hate group that promotes a multifaceted ideology layered with white supremacy, homophobia, rape promotion, and the general beliefs that
women deserve to be harmed and or killed.
These pathetic blueballed motherfuckers are true domestic terrorists.
They believe themselves to be a marginalized populist that has been wronged over and
over by a cold and callous society, mostly by women fucking stasis,
but also by the uncaring alpha males fucking chads,
who these cold-hearted bitches choose to only sleep with.
In cells are also, despite the danger they pose,
really hard to consistently take seriously.
I found the topic to be fascinating, abhorrent,
and also pretty damn funny.
The language in cells use in their blog posts and on messaging boards is a mix of half understood
Darwinian science, Victorian physiognomy, as well as pseudoscientific in cell-born theories
like the dominance hierarchy, or alpha males are on top and a mega-males are at the bottom,
a pretty involved attractiveness scale for men and women, and probably my favorite, the
wrist theory, according to
Insewiki, this is the theory that a wrist circumference is the best indicator of upper
bone thickness, because there's a lack of adipose tissues surrounding it. And as we all know,
having adequately thick bones are paramount to become a major sex haver in this world.
Side note, I have tiny wrists
Like compared to my overall size cartoonishly small short fingers as well my daughter Monroe actually has bigger hands than I do
And for sure bigger wrists. I had no idea until this week how fucking lucky I've been in finding sex
According to the wrist theory the bones in my forearm are barely big enough for me to even jerk off
theory, the bones in my forearm are barely big enough for me to even jerk off. When a group employs language and theories this absurd and takes themselves super seriously
while doing so, it can be easy to let this stupidity of it all distract from the severity
of what they promote and what they too often do.
Within the past decade we've received an increasing number of reminders of just how extremely
depraved and dangerous in-sell ideology is, like how many mass shootings it has led to, and planned mass shootings.
And unfortunately, in-sell culture is rapidly growing.
So much so that the U.S. federal government and counter-terrorism groups are beginning
to recognize in-sells as America's fastest growing domestic terrorism threat.
This week, in addition to dissecting their ideology,
we will also be investigating some in-cell
insided violence, including the 2014 mass shooting
committed by the super arrogant in-cell piece of shit
and self-proclaimed supreme gentleman,
Elliot Roger in California.
Elliot's a big name, perhaps the biggest name
in the in-cell world.
He's a man now considered to be a brave hero,
a martyr for the cause. By too many other in-sell world. He's a man now considered to be a brave hero a martyr for the cause
By too many other in-sales who aspire to wantonly murder innocent women just like heated
Today, I'll attempt to make sense of the disturbing virtual landscape of in-sell culture
Wonder at this duplicated of the thousands of men in this openly misogynistic group of virgins who have usernames like
Sluts must die and shitfucker 10,000.
Men and I use the term men very loosely with these losers who also strongly believe that
their own terrible choices have nothing to do with why women won't sleep with him.
In another, women are the bane of all evil and we write just patriots deserve to ride on the women's bicycles we want, submit Luciferina, social science, true crime, and wackadoodle addition of TimeSuck.
This is Michael McDonald and you're listening to TimeSuck.
You're listening to TimeSuck.
Happy Monday, meet sex.
Welcome, welcome back to the cult of the curious.
Hope you're having a good holiday so far.
I'm Dan Cummins, a suck master, light worker, zombie slayer, big, big fan of dead giveaway,
and you are listening to Time Suck.
Hail, name, not hell, this is Fina, praise be to good boy, Bojangles, glory be to yacht
rocks, favorite son, Michael, McDonald quick staff zombie update and family shocked I was able to release this
episode on time thanks to all the zombies I continue to be surrounded with right right when I
get my fucking dick straightened out literally I become surrounded with zombies quick update on where
everyone stands this week
on Chad daybell zombie scale. One of the scales I now live by. My wife Lindsey is now unfortunately
a 5.2 level dark zombie. The longer she continues to refuse to submit to any and all of my desires,
the darker and more demonic she becomes. And the more I fear, I will have to get rid of her.
So she got to be careful. Kyler, my son, well, he's actually a level two light worker now.
Nice to finally have an ally, but my daughter Monroe is a 5.1 level dark demon zombie.
She made fun of the size of my stomach this week.
Clearly, Satan's hold over her, has grown stronger.
My dog's Penny and Gigi, Penny is still a level 4.3 dark wizard zombie dog,
who continues to blatantly
defy my wishes for her to stop begging and now jump on me. She remains a fluffy little zombie brat
who does what she pleases. Gigi ginger bell, D-Dun drop. Well, she's level 2 zombie this week.
Penny's hold has taken over. That would explain her taking a shit in the basement. Logan,
That would explain her taking a shit in the basement. Logan, ho ho!
5.1 levels on me this week.
He's been playing a lot of drums.
Lot saw a video on Instagram of him playing drums
with his son also playing drums!
Crupping a baby with double percussion?
Well, that's a powerful force of evil.
Tyler has dropped down to being a level three light worker.
He's still good, but he's been laughing it up a lot lately with both Logan and Lindsay,
which makes me question how good he could truly be.
I had to spend so much time traveling through the celestial portal I built my closet to
heaven this week asking various heaven dwellers like Wail and Jennings, yes, he's in heaven,
how to stay strong, and I barely got my fucking work done.
I did get it done.
Let's get to it now, fellow light workers.
That last minute was super confusing.
Well, just go listen to the last week's episode.
Okay.
Before we embark on the timeline of what has been an increasing number of acts of violence
perpetuated by in cells, starting with the 2014 mass shooting in California, and the perpetrator of that shooting who incells
have deemed a saint, were first going to attempt to explain who these incells are, what they believe,
why they believe it, explore some of their forums, check out some of their pseudo-scientific theories,
and get a big vocabulary lesson, you mid-tier normies. Once we enter the timeline, we'll follow it all the way up to this year when the Canadian
court system carried out its first terrorist prosecution involving in-sell ideology.
Let's get into all this ridiculousness.
So what does it mean when someone says they're an in-sell?
Originally, the term meant a person.
Usually, but definitely not always a dickslinger,
aka a cock-walker, aka a man, who regards him or herself as being involuntarily celibate
and typically expresses extreme resentment and hostility towards those who are sexually
active.
The term was actually coined by a woman, ironic considering how the term was evolved
to refer to a man who hates women.
Back in the early 1990s, a Canadian woman and student known online as Alana was having
a hard time getting a date.
And in 1993, lonely and frustrated.
The self-described late bloomer started an online support group for people like her whom
she termed involuntary celibates, which morphed into imb, like I-N-V-C-E-Ls, imb,
end of cells, you can see why it changed to end cells.
Nobody could fucking say imb cells,
just easier to say end cells.
And a lot of, a lot of,
in voluntary celibacy projects,
soon became a community for people of all genders
and orientations who were not able to have sex
or romantic relationships.
And not always angry about it, just frustrated.
A lot of social life eventually improved.
That is, she started getting that pussy roto rooted
and she handed off her sight to someone else.
Went on to live her life, didn't realize the group evolved
into a violently misogynistic movement until 2014.
When she read about in-sell and mass murderer,
Elliott Roger, in 2018,
Alana would write about her project,
saying, it definitely wasn't a bunch of guys
blaming women for their problems.
That's a pretty sad version of this phenomenon
that's happening today.
Things have changed in the last 20 years.
Like a scientist who invented something
that ended up being a weapon of war,
I can't uninvent this word,
nor restricted to the nicer people who need it.
She expressed regret at the change in usage from her original intent of creating an inclusive
community for people of all genders who were sexually deprived due to social awkwardness,
marginalization, or mental illness.
So sad how it's morphed.
Something that started off so wonderful and inclusive became something toxic and
demented, kind of like QAnon. JK, QAnon started off as garbage and only got worse. Today,
the term in-sell can still technically refer to any heterosexual man who is involuntarily
celibate, meaning he is physically able to perform sexual intercourse and would like to do so,
but women repeatedly reject him. Despite popular belief, you don't necessarily have to be a virgin to be an in-sell.
A man could have had sex once with a girl in college, but then for the next 10 years is
unable to get laid again, despite desperately trying to do so, although he has had sex
before, he is still an in-sell if he identifies as such.
The idea might seem simple. Man can't get laid, man is involuntarily
a celibate, therefore man is an in-sell. But the issue of course is more complicated than that.
For our purposes today, in-sell refer to what the term is most commonly currently associated with.
A member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women
sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually,
typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active.
When someone identifies with the in-sell community, it doesn't just mean the
identify with feeling lonely and depressed and the desire to be a romantic and or
sexual relationship. When someone identifies with the in-cell community, it means they identify with feeling profoundly entitled to sex and the idea that women are inherently
subservient to men. It means they identify with the anger, the hatred, the extreme rage that the in-cell community
harbors towards women for denying them, they're God-given right to fuck whatever ladyhole they want to fuck!
Why, mother? Why don't the lovely ladies let me ride their bicycles off all the ramps my
cock desires? Why won't they at least let me grab their seats or squeeze their handlebars?
Oh how catch my shappels going! And yes for long time listeners that was
Ed Kemper. In some in-cell forums, in many in-cell forums, I found numerous references to that
mom's throat fucking co-ed serial killer being described as an OG in cell
Kemper is heralded as a great man almost like another saint and many online in cell communities
He would have never killed if women just would have fucked him
Being an in cell is the most common form of the terms usage
Today in the excuse me in the most common form of the terms usage today in the most common form of the terms usage today means
someone who identifies with the advocation of violence towards men or towards women and
the idea that women need to be punished for being so withholding other sexual favors.
And instead of going for the nice guys, only offering themselves up to the most masculine
alpha, big muscle and heart dick, sports car driving, big money making chads and giga
chats and sometimes brats. Attached to the current in-sell
identity is a cancerous mass of convoluted and dangerous
ideologies. As an expert in extremism, Heidi Byric once said,
more and more we see misogyny as the gateway drug for extremists.
So where does this in-sell community congregate?
Mostly at Starbucks, actually. Region study by the Pew Foundation found that approximately
30% of Starbucks baristas and over 40% of their regular in-store customers are in-sales.
0% of Starbucks baristas are giga chats, giga stasis chad stasis or even chad lights or stacy lights
uh... no
now that i'm congregate starbucks other i mean as someone who likes to get out of the office in research and coffee shop i have for sure for sure
for sure seen a lot of guys i assume are angry in cells at starbucks but i don't know
if starbucks has more or less of these guys in the average coffee shop
and i'll explain all these weird fucking chat light,
stacey light names later I promise.
In cells primarily interact with each other on the digital space known as the manosphere,
which is a slightly abstract concept. So to explain it, I'll defer to the experts.
Alyssa Davis, a PhD student in sociology at Vanderbilt University,
whose sociology work on in cells.
We leaned on a lot for this episode.
Wrote, in the corner of the digital realm, there is a gender segregated space known as
the manosphere, where hostility toward women thrives.
The manosphere is a place where men discuss their perceived gender based victimization
and advocate for acts of revenge upon society,
mainly upon women.
That's a very, very angry group.
In cells, not the only group within the manosphere,
other groups include men's right activists,
men going their own way and pick-up artists,
most common sites that make up the manosphere,
and how's these groups and subgroups are reddit,
4chan, incell.is, incell.me, looksmax.org, and love-shy.net.
New research has found that these sites in addition to containing vial, hateful content
also provide, quote, what amounts to a new feeder network for white supremacy and neo-Nazi groups according
to some sources. So that's super fun. I guess that really surprised you now. I mean, if your
ideology is based largely on blaming a gender, a whole gender, uh, for your life not working out
like you wanted to, well, why not spread that, uh, blame to just entire races of people as well.
Anyone but yourself, right? You're not a fucking loser because you have a shitty attitude full of woe
with me, victim mentality, willful ignorance,
basic human laziness and a lack of senacity and grit.
No way.
You're a fucking loser because women and the Jews
and the Chinese and the blacks and the Hispanics, et cetera.
They just won't let you win.
Well, I did lay out what I consider to be the current
most accepted definition of an in-sell bit ago.
I should point out that even amongst in-sells, quite a bit of disagreement about the word
actually means.
Excuse me.
For example, the folks at in-sells Wiki, which is a massive online encyclopedia slash
discussion forum, operated by and for in-sells, they deny that in-sell dumb is a movement
or even a community, but rather a natural condition or a state of being.
They define it as a gender neutral at verse life circumstance, a condition caused by
outside forces, that they are unable to control.
Again, it's everybody else's fault.
Classic loser mentality employed by every hate group on earth I can think of.
They frequently compare being involuntarily celibate to being born into poverty. Conversely, many
in cells on websites like insell.is believe that the term is
not gender neutral at fucking all. They feel that involuntarily
involuntary celibacy is only ever truly experienced by men. They
believe that women no matter how low on the social ladder, they
may be can always find a man to sleep with them.
If they just put the slightest effort into someone's search, into some searching, right,
they can always find someone to ride their bike. And therefore, they don't really get it.
No matter how dirty their chain is, no matter how busted up their seat, or how fat their tires,
or how droopy their handlebars are, some motherfucker will still squeeze those handlebars and ride
that shit into the ditch. They've also based in cell ideology on some half understood evolutionary science, whether
they believe in Seldom as a condition or a community, whether they believe women can
experience in Seldom or not, most if not all online in cell subgroups seem to share
in the belief of what or who is to blame for in Seldom.
They adamantly claim that there are three primary causes of in-cell
dumb. Genetics, evolutionary traits in women, and inequitable social infrastructures,
aka feminism. In-cells insist that they are the victims of their own weak God-given genetic
code, which has influenced their appearance and cognitive abilities in ways that are evolutionarily
unattractive to women. And there's just nothing they can be done about that.
No, no, not a thing. They definitely can't go to the gym ever. They can't work out.
They can't read relationship books. They can't see a therapist and work on having
more positive attitude. They can't brush their teeth a little bit or find an
antiperspirant that works or shower more or focus on becoming the best version
of themselves anyway.
All of that is literally impossible.
They were just born with a week chin, a tiny dick, little baby wrists, and a brain and
a tiny skull incapable of ever getting a job that will allow them to buy a sick ass sports
car, peck implants, and a dope solid gold chain stacey attracting necklace.
But for real, they believe themselves to be genetically inferior and add an evolutionary
disadvantage, causing them to be discriminated against by society due to things like their
height, bone structure, forehead size, eye size, such as how pronounced ones upper eyelids
are, hair thickness, skin, muscular makeup, distance between facial features, such as the
mid-face ratio, which is referenced
frequently on in cell forms, as a distance from the midpoint of your pupils to the middle of the
lips divided by the interpupillary distance. They've thought a lot about this shit. In cells, uh,
haven't come up to very good conclusions, but put a lot of thought into it. In cells believe
women are evolutionarily hardwired to seek the most dominant male to mate with
for protection, right?
The masculine features like the ones I just described
indicate to the stupid, stupid woman's
unavolved little tiny monkey brain,
strength, quality genetics,
and therefore reproductive success.
One catch phrase frequently evoked by in cells
referencing all of this is a few millimeters
of bone.
And surprisingly, they're not talking about their fully erect micro-penises there.
Essentially what this phrase, a few millimeters of bone, means is that the only thing standing
in the way of an in-cell in sex are the minute proportional differences in facial and bone
structure that make them appear aesthetically unmasculine, such as weak chins, large eyes, weak frames,
mischraping skulls, and thin wrists.
And therefore, indicate to, again,
the stupid, stupid, un-evolved,
probably only as big as Walnut,
definitely no bigger than a tennis ball,
woman monkey brain, that they have inferior genes.
Why, mother, why won't the stupid monkey women
suck my omega cock?
Another theory in sales used to rationalize their personal failures is the concept genes. Why mother? Why want the stupid monkey women suck my omega cock?
Another theory in cells used to rationalize their personal failures is the concept of
a dominance hierarchy. In cells fiercely advocate for its existence in both modern society and
dating slash sexual politics. According to the in cells, men who possess the most traditionally
masculine characteristics, both physical traits like bone structure and non-physical traits like making a lot of money
or having a lot of professional success
or at the top of the totem pole
and have the most access to power and sex.
The less masculine your features are
or the less masculine features you possess
the lower on the hierarchy you are
and have less access to power and sex.
I wonder how these guys rationalize a dude
like Seth Green, marrying model Clare Grant. I love actor these guys rationalize a dude like Seth Green,
marrying model Claire Grant.
I love actor Seth Green and I think he's amazing.
So creative, seems super cool.
But not born with alpha male genetics.
He's five foot four, maybe.
Not remotely muscular.
Does not have the face of a Hollywood lady man.
His wrists are probably the size of the average fifth grade girls.
And he's married to a gorgeous five foot seven model with perfect bone structure. And that
was just an easy example of a celebrity I found very quickly. I imagine in sales in sales
would say, yeah, but she only married him after he became famous, right? The money and
fame outweighed his genetics. Okay. But I also know a guy who I won't name who was born
with severe physical deformities.
His spine very, very curved.
He's had to have many surgeries for a variety of serious ailments.
He essentially does not have a neck.
His face is very asymmetrical.
A lot of health problems, not rich by any means, not big wrists, not a strong jawline
or a huge skull.
And yet he has a beautiful wife who has an even more beautiful personality who loves He's not big wrists, not a strong jawline or a huge skull.
And yet he has a beautiful wife who hasn't even more beautiful personality who loves
him dearly.
They've been married for over 15 years, have several kids, which means she accepts
his should be an in-sell cock into her sweet sweet stacy hole.
So how does that happen?
Maybe because this guy has a great fucking attitude.
Amazing sense of humor about the obstacles he's faced,
he continues to face a contagious love of life,
great personal hygiene.
He really tries to the best he can
in every imaginable situation, attitude and tenacity.
It really does go such a fucking long way in life.
I believe that when I was younger
and I've only come to believe it more over time.
Anyway, back to defeatist blaming everybody else in cell loser mentality, right?
The game is fucking rigged.
And at the very bottom of life's meat sack hierarchy are the in cells.
And there's nothing they can do about it.
So why would in cells advocate for a system where their place dead last and subsequently
denied the privileges they believe themselves to be entitled to?
It's a very confusing and bizarre thing, right?
Alyssa Davis, that sociology doctoral student, who is also hot, and I'm guessing refuses
to fuck even one in cell, broke the appeal of this belief system down pretty well when
she wrote.
Rather than placing blame for their low status on dominant social constructions of masculinity,
in cells placed directly on those men at the top of the masculine hierarchy and to a greater extent
on women. In cells therefore display traits of hostile masculinity. They have a desire to
be controlling and dominating towards women and view sexual conquest as a crucial component
to reinforce their own masculinity. In this group's mind, women should be sexually subservient to men,
but instead women control men's access to sex. Like I keep saying, why won't so many of you ladies
just submit already? Enough with having your own desires, dreams, hopes, ambitions, passions, blah,
blah, blah, just be a nice, docile, fuck bike. So, not only do in cells believe themselves
to be blameless for their condition,
as the only thing they've done wrong
is to be born with certain genetic code.
They also extend the blame to toxic masculinity,
not to other men, but to women primarily.
Women in their goddamn proclivity for hypergamy.
Hypergamy is a term used in social sciences
to explain marriage practices and patterns. Within the sciences, hypergamy is a term used in social sciences to explain marriage practices and patterns.
Within the sciences, hypergamy is when a woman marries a man of higher status than herself,
be it status of education, income, or occupation.
But there's far more to the term and what is used for, then that simple explanation suggests.
For example, up until relatively recently in history, marriage was largely an economic decision
for women.
Really the only economic decision women were allowed to make.
In fact, it wasn't until the beginning of the 20th century that women in modern times
were allowed to join the workforce, you know, completely, and it wasn't until 1974 that
women in the U.S. could even obtain a separate credit card from her husband.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
1974.
Thanks to the Equal Credit Opportunity Act.
Prior to that, while it was not illegal for women to get credit cards on their own,
it was common practice to never issue credit cards to them.
Banks could and did consistently refuse to issue credit cards to unmarried women, and if a woman was married,
she still had to have her husband co-sign to get a credit card.
So yeah, women have long tried to marry up because of the fucked up rules of the cultures they have been born in, woman was married, she still had to have her husband co-sign to get a credit card.
So yeah, women have long tried to marry up because of the fucked up rules of the cultures
they have been born into that did everything they could to destroy their autonomy and foster
dependence on men.
The good old days, in other words, for in cells.
In cells have taken the term hypergamy and have started wielding it as the holy grail
of validation and affirmation of their sexist beliefs.
And so I believe that because women have evolved to be dependent on men and the resources
men provide for them, they have also evolved to be extremely selective in who they choose
to mate with.
Therefore, women disdain qualities in men that signal to her, again, her stupid fucking
un-evolved, some dogs are probably work with more upstairs women monkey brands that he would be a poor hunter, like having large prey-like eyes, or
that he would be unable to provide her with resources, like a lack of ambition.
I have above average ambition, I think, but I do have large eyes and I don't have a super
strong jawline as revealed by my must-ass choice a few years ago.
I need to find Lindsay and even though she's still in evil zombie demon and she's
not even remotely subservient and that's very frustrating. She does fuck me. She even acts
like she enjoys it and now I know it's an act and I need to thank her profusely for taking
pity on me. Anyway, women of all ranks of attractiveness which is a real in-sale scale we
will go over later. I'll go after the men on the highest echelons of the masculine hierarchy,
leaving behind an excess of desperate baby,
bataman, with no one left to fuck them.
In order to validate their perceived discrimination and confirm their position on the
masculine hierarchy, in-sells also employ the concept of life history.
Life history is actually a theory that stems from evolutionary ecology, but is also employed
in biology, anthropology, psychology, and even economics.
According to Nature.com, in general, life history theory attempts to understand how natural
selection helps organisms to achieve reproductive success.
In evolutionary ecology, life history theory is used to explain different aspects of an organism's life cycle
Such as how fast the organism grows at what age and matures, how long it lives, and how often it reproduces
are affected by phenotype, compromising demographic traits, aka traits that influence the organism's physical and behavioral attributes
Just from that you might already be able to guess how
in cells use this theory to position themselves as victims of evolution, right?
Fuck you, Charles Chad Darwin. Fuck you right to the hell. You definitely did not believe
it, believe existed. In cells assert that men at the top of the
masculine hierarchy are fast, life, history, strategists. All those words are
capitalized. And those thanks to winning the birth lottery are naturally well adapted to a Western
culture that privileges rapid success and domination. Born winners, in other
words, the fast-life hairy strategist are characterized by their large
secondary sexual characteristics, aka sex characteristics that are separate
from the reproductive system, such as their Adam's Apple, facial hair, pubic hair,
their dominant and venturesome personalities,
and high energy investment into reproductive effort.
How many fucking pubes do you have, Needs Acts?
Do you have the thick, luscious, lower locks of a winner?
Or do you have the main G, Whispey, garbage pub carpet
of a fucking looser?
If you don't have enough pubes right now to shave all of them off and make a full
Beautiful Afro wig for a grown-ass high-run you should walk out in front of a fucking bus
No one will ever love you. You just don't have enough pubes
Tell me who early of love or something like that
And then sell on the bottom of the masculine hierarchy is a slow life history strategist.
Again all words capitalized marked by his small secondary sexual characteristics, his humble
and reliable personality, and his investment into the cultivation of somatic capital, such
as cognitive specialization for an occupation in STEM.
Basically, these in-sales think that they're not being fucked because they're too smart
and they're too evolved and just they're just too humble and loyal, right? For conniving, evil, power-hungry, solace, demon slut women witches to want to ever fuck them.
And adding to the pain of all of this is the knowledge that women used to want to fuck these in cells. Before feminism, we heard it's ugly, she devilhead. Good job, Luciferina. Wait a
rune everything for these humble, reliable stem in cells. According to the in cells, the masculine
hierarchy wasn't always in danger of victimizing so many men in cells, slow life, history, strategists.
Women's hypergamy was not always a problem.
In fact, everything was just fine
before the sexual revolution,
before the invention of feminism.
It should come as no surprise that any listener
that in cells are extremely aggressively anti-feminist.
According to one of the world's
foremost premier think tanks in cell dot wiki,
feminism is the process by which women take credit
for the innovations of mostly
celibate men, which made them want to enter the workforce.
Feminism is the logical outcome of advanced industry slash technology and the natural
proclivity of females to maximize their mating strategy of hypergamy.
In cells believe that because women are not sexually attracted to men of lower social
or economic status in themselves, as they have gained more rights and have elevated themselves in
the masculine workplace hierarchy.
There are now less and less men above them to be attracted to, and more and more men below
them who are now not attractive at all.
In other words, back when all men were seen as socially and economically dominant to women,
aka the good old days, then women's evolutionary desire to marry up was easily staciated, as
literally all men were above all women.
But as the wage gap began to close and women gained more rights, men at the bottom of the
masculinity hierarchy were subsequently marginalized and cast aside. The history section of the feminism in Cell wiki page explains this all correctly as
follows as fewer men gave them tingles sexually excited them.
More in cells were created and more men were sent their own way and as women gain more
dominance in society, they complained about they complain more about beta males and quote rape etc.
Wow, it's women gain more dominance they complain more about rape.
Back in the good old days when America was great women just accepted being raped as how life was supposed to work.
This is a great example of how dangerous their ideology is. These fucking losers actually
think that they should be allowed to rape, right? Men should get whatever they want from
women. Women used to exist only to serve men's pleasure before feminism fucked everything.
Anyone else kind of thinking about how nice would be to take all the members of these
in-cell forms, gather them up into a stadium or several stadiums and just, I don't know, burn them alive.
Truly such a group of pathetic losers.
I'll probably be saying those two words a lot today.
Pathetic and losers.
The more I dug into all of this,
the more those words just kept popping up my brain.
Also, how about the beginning of that feminism definition?
Feminism is the process by which women take credit
for the innovations of mostly
celibate men. Oh, we do. All this men do with the talent for STEM science, technology,
engineering, and mathematics is invent almost everything. And we can't even get a
hand job for that. Come on. Handbags, lipstick, blouses, pant panties hair dryers ovens
foundation high heels bras luxury SUVs. Hello all invented by men and
Most of them probably never even got fucked
We just make the state you ladies used to be successful and then you leave us high and dry
With the bluest of balls.
Not now, Mom.
I'm admitting in the manosphere.
I'm trying to get my man thoughts together.
What?
Yeah, of course, I'd like some gravy on my mashed potatoes.
What?
What do you mean we read in a root beer?
I guess I'll have a doctor, Pepper, a bomb pissed.
What?
Why do I always have to leave? Why do I always have to leave when your lady friends come over for a book club?
You know I can't afford my own place and it's your fault mom. I got your chin and your wrists
Give me a place to stay for as long as I want to and feed me as least you can do
Women even moms trying ruin in our lives
That kind of shit.
Okay, so now that we've gotten to know what the insoles stand for and the idiotic reasoning behind
why they stand for it. Time to dive deeper into their language and codes.
So much absurd terminology coming up and I have found so much of it highly entertaining
and we'll get right into it after the first of today's two midshow
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I'm back. Let's go over so many insell terms now. I hope you find this as amusing as I
do. Insell jargon is incredibly ludicrous and involved. Luckily for us insell wiki has
an extensive glossary to help us navigate what the fuck they're talking about.
All of these definitions are quoted directly from the Insel Wiki website.
Starting off strong with something in cells for sure know so much about enough to write in a
109 word Wiki page on sexual attraction.
Sexual attraction is defined as the desire to mate and or to bond.
Humans produce social signals when they are sexually attracted to someone. Most of sexual attraction is merely about looks,
but women care about status, strength, and resources in addition to that.
Okay, let's say all this is true. For literally all women, or at least all heterosexual women, that they're attracted to. Looks and also attracted to a guy with good social status,
guy who's strong, guy who's financially secure.
What exactly is wrong with that?
I would bet that 99.9% of these in-cells
are superficial as fuck.
I bet they almost exclusively desire women
who they find exceptionally physically attractive.
Small waste, big boobs.
I bet many of them could date plenty of other women
if they didn't only seek out the most fit sexy women
based on current Western Barbie-like beauty ideals.
It's just so hypocritical.
These idiots are so full of shit.
They are mad at women for hypothetically doing the exact same shit that they do.
Anyway, continue with their sexual attraction definition.
According to these genius insoles, because men desire certainty about their paternity in
their children, they are more sexually attracted to, quote, nice women who are obedient and
virgins, who smile at the man and laugh at his jokes."
A dumb women, meanwhile, mostly desire protection in a mate.
Women subsequently do not choose nice guys.
They always capitalize nice guys
because they're genetic traits, like a weak frame,
and a kind disposition,
signal to her an inability to protect.
I like to point out how dumb it is to think that some with a strong frame can't always
be a nice guy.
Absurd, I have known plenty of really nice guys who are also very athletic and strong
and known plenty of dickheads with weak little rib cages I would like to fucking kick and
cave in.
Additionally, according to in-sell ideology, men are more attracted to women than women
are to men. To conceal this harsh reality, a woman will fake orgasms in order to convince
her partner. She is more attracted to him than anyone else, even though that is, of course,
not true. This is because women are evolutionarily programmed to want to have sex with as many
men as possible in order to secure good genes for her offspring and adequate protection for herself for herself. In other words, according to Insel Wickey, women are
more interested in short-term relationships, one night stands, and then they are
in long-term relationships. Yeah, that has not been my experience with women at
all in life, but okay, I have literally never heard a single male friend of mine
complain along the lines of,
God, why do all these women only wanna fuck me
and then bounce?
If only one of them wanted an actual relationship.
The insoles explain that because of the whole needing
to be certain about their paternity thing,
men are evolutionarily programmed to invest in long term
relationships, Okay?
Women know this, so in addition to faking orgasms to convince partners of their fidelity,
women will also, quote, pretend to be heartbroken.
After an alpha male refuses to progress their short-term relationship into a long-term
one, right?
Because they're so manipulative.
They do this so they can appear innocent and not slutty for having engaged in casual
sex.
This is to make themselves more desirable for men, interested in long-term investment,
because it gives an impression of reliability, honesty, etc. which men desire, which is,
you know, also phony with women.
Got it.
Men or loyal, don't like to fuck around.
Women are godless horse, who want every member of the football team to take a turn riding
their bikes, even the punter and the equipment manager.
Nothing misogynistic and absurd about any of this.
Next term, alpha male.
Takes on risk and confrontation is confident, a leader, high status, and attractive to women.
One can become an alpha by a dominant strategy, by aggression and intimidation, by a prestige strategy, by skill and reputation,
or simply by good looks,
muscularity and tallness.
Oh, fuck yeah, bro, I'm over six feet tall
and it's probably having a gut, fairly muscular,
and that is why Lindsay is with me.
Forget what I said earlier about thanking her for fucking me.
No, now it's clear to me, she needs to do the thanking.
Thank you, Insel Wickey.
It's time I got my lady in line. Here are Thank you, Insel Wickey. It's time I got my lady in line.
Here are a few ways Insel Wickey suggests one male can nonverbaly signal to another more
beta male his status as an alpha. First and foremost, stand up straight, motherfucker. As we
all know, quote, more dominant individuals have a more erect posture. Dominance is not caused by the erectness of posture,
but dominance leads to a change in posture.
Interesting.
Need to start puffing my chest out,
make sure my spine is straight, exert more dominance.
Secondly, man spread to the high heavens,
touches many people as you want,
and any way you want, consent is for beta-pussies.
I do man spread a lot.
Am I alpha?
I thought it was just because I have weak hip flexors.
I need to start touching more people apparently
if I want to really be alpha.
Incel.wiki also suggests that subtle poses
like nods, arms behind, head, right?
Man spreading, elevation, relaxation, facial expressions, our signals of confidence
and status. More confidence, last dominant men also initiate more handshaking and engage
in more invasive touching. Invasive touching. I want to say that exactly. Do I need to start
just, you know, poking people in their sternums? I want to talk to them, make them recognize
my alpha status, right? Hey, what's up, buddy?
Uh, or should I poke their buttholes to establish dominance?
Maybe I need to start poking people in their buttholes
the second I meet them, like when they introduce themselves,
I just look past them and shout,
I'm like, oh my god, what is that?
And then when they turn around to look,
I dropped my knees and just shoot up
hard finger right in their butthole.
Just gotcha, you're on bitch now, buddy.
Fucking own you.
Thirdly, never be shy, even if you are,
because shyness is fundamentally an expression of low status.
Fourth, don't despair, complain,
or show neediness of any kind.
This piece of advice I find particularly funny
because it seems to me the whole in-sale movement
is founded on thousands and thousands of sad, desperate men getting together to whine about, you know, their need to get laid.
But it's not like they're claiming not to be betas, right? I guess they have to whine.
It's their destiny, what they were born to do.
A next piece of advice, even though it's basically in direct contradiction to the previous one,
don't smile. This is because low status people smile more, excuse me, and dominant people
smile less. Furthermore, men smile less than women because men have higher status and women
are more low status, agreeable and compliant, presumably related to women's more childlike,
shorter and weaker stature. You fucking weak baby women. Now I know what I'm getting
Lindsey for Christmas, coloring books and barbies. So childlike. I know I'm getting Lindsey for Christmas coloring books and Barbies
So childlike I will not be getting her anything heavy like dumbbells out of the question I wouldn't even get a paperweight her dainty little lady fingers wouldn't be able to pick it up or hold it
Lastly don't laugh at other men's jokes
Jesus Christ if you laugh at another man's jokes
You are admitting that he has a higher status than you in regards to their humor and admitting someone's higher status means lowering your own reproductive success. Holy
shit. I have seen a lot of you from stage over the years and my standup shows laughing your weak
little beta bitch asses off. I fucking own you idiots. Next term, uh, beta male.
Beta males are moderately sexually successful
and typically followers.
They are usually subservient to alphas.
Traditionally, they usually exchange loyalty
to alphas in exchange for alphas not hoarding all the females.
However, modern day betas tend to not vocally care much
about getting laid nor who is ruling them.
Ha, I love the idea that alphas have all these heroms of women and we usually only let
a beta have one, you know, traditionally in exchange for loyalty.
Hey Todd, are you gonna be fucking loyal?
Yeah, you promise?
You're fucking nerd.
Okay, well I guess I'll let you fuck back you then.
Just kidding.
That's what I would have done in the good old days, but now you get nothing.
Below beta is Omega.
It appears that all Omega's are in cells whether they realize that they're not.
They are the ultimate unfuckables.
Omega male is defined as males who are totally unsuccessful with women.
They are often socially excluded and hence never get laid.
Next is a point that in cells and I actually agree on how much pickup artists suck.
A pickup artist aka Pua is defined as follows.
Pua is a term that was originally coined from a belief that picking up women is a form
of art.
Used to describe the members of the seduction community, now refers to a group of fraudulent men who sell overcharged useless slash untested self-help advice on dating to naive sexually inexperienced
people.
Uh, yeah, nailed it.
Uh, I find the pick up artist to be misogynistic.
Yeah, comment.
The original pick up artist was a man named Ross Jeffries who published how to get the
women you desire into bed, a down and dirty guy to dating and seduction for the man who's fed up with being Mr.
Nice Guy.
30 years later, Jeffries is still offering his assistance in the form of one-on-one online
classes of an unknown, but probably very high price.
In the application form, the final question asked what the applicant's average income
is. Jeffries website intro is too stupid not to include here. This guy is such a fucking tool
Here are a few tidbits of what Ross Jeffries can do for you if you're a guy who just wants to get laid and have a really shitty moral compass
His website is seduction.com
Of course it is and I feel like the following you to a cheesy romance music bit
Gotta get some smooth saxophone up in this shit
to really give it the vibe I want.
Dear friend, who wants a lot more success with women.
If you're a guy who's interested in easily enjoying the kind of hot,
amazing women, if always dreamed of. This will be the most
important message you've ever read. Here's why. My name is Ross Jeffries and I'm
the but ugly old guy in the picture you see on this page. To say I was a loser
with women could be an understatement. Not only did I never get a single date in high school or college, but I didn't lose my
virginity until I was 22.
Thank you, Chubby Megan from Brown Dearest Consum.
I'll never forget you for popping my cherry.
And from then until I was 29, I only had sex with one woman who was so homely I felt more ashamed than grateful.
Anyway, no matter what your situation is, I'd like to take a minute to ask you a life-changing question.
What would it be worth to you if you had a reliable, predictable system to get the hottest,
most high-quality women ready to jump your bones within 20 minutes of meeting you
without ever having to bother with a date.
Oh my god, it's so douchey and predatory.
Right? Hey, Russ, how about you stop trying to get dorks to chase the hottest, most high quality women?
How about get dorks to chase other dorks?
Find someone on their level that they actually, I don't know, maybe care about as opposed to viewing other human beings as just potential bedpost notches.
How about that Ross? You're 65 years old now. And guess what? You're a bigger loser than
you were back in high school in college. How sad that you still have the life perspective
at 65 years old of a horny, angry 15 year old. You unevolved fucking douchebag.
I hope Megan from Brown Deer was constant is crushing life
and embarrassed that she ever fucked you.
And what are you teaching to get guys laid in 20 minutes?
How to rape?
Under Ross's text, there is a pretty dismal image
of Jeff Reese standing with his arms crossed
in front of a large notepad with scrambled riding on it.
Looking at another man seated on a stool.
The caption reads,
Stockbroker Ben 39, explains his success
with a 22 year old six foot female athlete
at one of my speed seduction seminars.
For fuck's sake,
why are you teaching Ben how to try and fuck people
half his age, right?
Does this course come with a training
into how to drive a tiny convertible and how
much viagrard to take on a Friday night? Who the best hair plug doctor is? How not to get
caught roofing somebody? Good job of hating on pick up artists in cells. And that way
we're allies, do not expect to see eye to eye with in cells on anything, but with my
teeny tiny wrists, pray like eyes and weak jaw, I guess it does make sense.
We agree in some areas.
Next term is oneitis.
Oneitis is a state of consistent romantic obsession with a person who is not in relationship
with you.
A oneitis is often unrequited, can last for months, years, or even decades, and can be psychologically
devastating for the person suffering it, leaving them only in the realm of fantasy.
And this is a really stupid way to behave.
I had a buddy in college who did not date most of college, never anyone serious, because
he was so obsessed with this one girl.
A girl he went to high school with where he was also obsessed with her, and she did not
see him that way at all ever.
She dated several guys, it killed him.
He acted like an idiot.
You just can't force chemistry.
You cannot force attraction.
His persistence was not romantic.
It was delusional and did not pay off.
Numerous of his friends, myself included,
had many interventions with him.
Just what are you doing, dude?
Stop.
Nothing worked.
And he waited like six years of his life chasing her and it was all for nothing.
He got to be somewhat realistic with romance, right? Life is not a fucking Cameron Crow movie.
Showing up beneath somebody's window with a boombox playing Peter Gabriel's in your eyes.
Not always going to work. You are not John Q's heck. Your life is not actually a movie.
The next term is de-insulization.
Your life is not actually a movie.
The next term is de-insolization. Escaping insuldom, typically by forming
a reciprocal romantic bond with someone.
I'm sure the reaction to this from various insels
is mixed.
Some are probably happy that you've made it
out of the bottom wrong of dating people.
Most I imagine, thank you for some form of a cell out now
and sacrificing some important part of yourself.
So you can appease and then sleep with these dumb, selfish, status, hungry, vapid females.
Next term is looks maxing.
Any attempt to improve one's appearance, the suffix maxing used to, you know, you can
be attached to any word associated with the activity, it in sell is partaking in in
order to improve themselves and or increase their sexual market value. Other variations include gym maxing,
using the gym to gain muscle mass, gain a better physique, surgery maxing,
using plastic surgery to fix one's perceived flaws, money maxing,
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One of them being looks max.org and it's not surprisingly garbage.
Next term is SMV, one's sexual market value.
Someone's level of desirability in the dating market.
SMV is evaluated along with the desal scale, which we will go over in a bit.
Then there's looks match. Looks match is someone who is equal to another person on the desal scale. In other words, someone who is in the same percentile of physical attractiveness within
their gender demographic as the other person in their gender demographic. Yeah, that's not a
bad piece of advice as it's laid out there. Right, if you're a guy who is five foot two obese,
not conventionally handsome,
and you only want to date women who are five, nine, or taller,
with very fit swimsuit model bodies.
Yeah, you probably gonna strike out a bunch.
Probably not gonna be very successful dating.
You gotta be realistic, bro.
Who's your female equivalent?
Next is look-sism, or look look-ism, a synonym for,
oh my gosh, Kakophobia, Kakophobia, fear of ugly people,
but without the psychiatric context.
Look-ism against people who have an extreme aesthetic appearance
and are disfigured is sometimes called ableism
or terratophobia.
Most humans are naturally extremely look-sist,
or look-est.
Terratophobia, by the way, is the fear of giving birth
to a monster.
I didn't know there was a phobic fear of birth in a monster
or a phobic fear of seeing ugly people.
How about it to be for yourself a steve?
If your manager at work took you aside at like a team meeting,
it was like, hey, Earl, I don't feel good about saying this, but you're going to have to
stay away from the meetings.
Your presence, well, it's freaking Nancy out.
She has cockafobia.
It's a psychiatric disorder.
She cannot help.
So please do not be mad at her.
It is not her fault that she has it. And it is not her fault that you are,
how do I say, quite unattractive.
She is intensely afraid,
like crippling afraid of ugly people.
And yes, you are the only person
she's freaking out about.
Now, are you that ugly?
According to Nance, yeah, dude, you are.
And I do have to agree
You're a nice guy, but you're you're a real quasi-modo. This can't be new info for you
For what it's worth you don't bother me a bit I've always not ugly people such as yourself to be generally sweet agreeable and pretty easy to work with
Next up is red pill
In regards to involuntarily involuntary
Next up is red pill. In regards to involuntarily involuntary celibacy, sorry, I'm fighting to cold, so I got
a little sign stuff.
Confronting the idea that exchanges of material value, largely drive ones mating success
as opposed to abstract concepts like love, and that female hyperchemy limits the majority
of men's sexual success.
An in-cell jargon the suffix pill is applied to different colors that represent opposing
philosophies or life views.
Originated, as most you probably know from a scene in the Matrix, right, where NEOs offered
the red pill or the blue pill.
If he takes the red pill, it'll be forced to face the unsettling and terrifying truth
of life, and if he takes the blue pill, he'll simply return to his comfortable false reality.
The blue pill in in-cell jargon is for unquestionably accepting what the normy fake stream media
and similar conventional sources have to say about the dating scene.
The blue pill has developed to mean an inability to see nuance, a belief in the just world
fallacy, accompanied by virtue signaling, being unenlightened to the unpleasant realities
of the world.
Because they choose to believe in comforting and convenient tropes,
blue pillars are considered to be naive to what red pillars think to be the truths of the world.
The red pill thinks how dare you label us in cells as just having victim mentality.
We don't hate and blame women and more athletic higher income earning males in order to avoid taking a good heart,
look at ourselves, no sir, we just understand
what the real truths of life and dating are. And the most important truth is that women
only want to fuck Brad's chats and giggercats. They only want strong jawlines, predatory
eyes, thick wrists, big pecs, fat wads, and anyone who doesn't agree, happy virtue signaling
you lucky, wet, dick, having mother fuckers. There's also black pill, a fatalistic depressed version of the red pill.
Next up a term we've all heard before that insults have a sign of slight variation of
the traditional definition to slut.
A promiscuous woman, which may or may not overlap with hordeum, and popular imagination
sluts are typically characterized as being particularly hypergamous, heartbreakers, dangerous to liaises with, sneaky psychopathic borderline and bisexual.
You can easily identify sluts according to the Insew Wiki because they all share the same common
characteristics. For example, sluts are disinterested in long-term bonding, have a predilection
for cheating, oftentimes, disingenuously pretend to be obedient virgins, have tattoos,
or other body modifications. And this is my favorite. And wear choker necklaces.
Where are these necklaces in order to quote signal their fluttery to receptive males,
necklaces in order to quote signal their fluttery to receptive males, despite their frequent denial of this. Choker necklaces. So that's how you know if somebody is a slutter not man. As
somebody who went to high school and college in the 90s, apparently about 80% of the girls
I went to school with were massive sluts. So many chokers. And then for the next two decades,
there was a global sluts shortage. And now with 90s fashion trends coming back around, we seem to be living in another slut surplus. Hey,
Day, a hail, Nimrod, and I was quite a slut at various points in my life. And I had a great time. I didn't even wear a choker, but I did sleep with some girls who did. Next is bald sell. A man who was either Bald or Bald, which drastically affects one's aesthetic value. Tell that to the rock. Vin Diesel, Samuel Jackson, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Mike
Colter, Sean Connery, all the other bald guys that have been heart throbs or and or action
movie stars. They seem to have done or are still doing a pretty well with the ladies.
There's also a height cell, also known as a short cut or small cell,
is someone whose placement on the insepledum spectrum can at least partially be attributed
to being short. The most notable height cell in history is probably Beethoven. Beethoven
was supposedly 5'4 according to the internet. But was he an in cell? Supposedly, yeah, he
may have died as a virgin and he was allegedly rejected in a variety
of romantic attempts.
But was that because he was short?
I don't think so.
Danny DeVito's 410.
And he was with Ray Apurlman for roughly 40 years.
They had at least, they had at least, they had three kids together.
So they got fucked, you know, they were, he fucked at least three times.
Vern Troyer, two foot eight inches tall.
Long time sexual partner before he died was a gorgeous actress and model,
Brittany Powell. She's five six. I have an old college buddy, who is about five two.
His wife is around five ten and smart, kind and beautiful.
And he dated around a lot before her. He might have slept around more than
anybody else in my friend group, probably did.
And his height definitely did not seem to hold him back.
I'm guessing that most, if not all of you already know that all these beliefs are ridiculous,
but I still like to refute them with concrete examples.
Next term is an odd one, a proto-cell.
Someone who was experienced in Seldom prior to the in-cellosphere age.
The wiki then goes on to offer an unfounded list of notable proto-cell figures with a small
num with a small note that some of these people listed might be considered voluntary celibates
volleysales rather than in cells.
Valsel.
The catalog includes Vince of Ingo, Friedrich Nietzsche, HP Lovecraft,
writer Charles Bukowski, scientist Nikola Tesla, and Isaac Newton,
Beethoven, as we went over, and finally Buddha and Jesus Christ.
Guessing Jesus and Buddha are considered vall cells.
But no such definitive assertion is made. Pretty funny to think of Jesus, not as someone who chose to remain a virgin,
but as a dude who despite his desires and best efforts just could not get late.
I just picture him praying about his frustration.
Just, please father, I do understand my mission here on earth.
I do.
I'm fine with being betrayed and crucified so I can open up a path of eternal salvation for all of humanity.
I really am, but in exchange for my sacrifice,
could you please just help me a little bit
when it comes to writing Mary Magdalene's
sexual bike just one time?
She won't give me the time of day.
It's something about my wrists and how close my eyes are together.
I just want to take a victory lap around Jerusalem,
catch some air on a ramp behind the tower of David.
Please, Dad, just help baby boy.
There's also a bunch of other cells.
There are gym cells.
In cells who think they can compensate with muscles
for low LMS, looks money status.
A virgin cell, an in cell whose lack of sexual experience
makes him even more socially awkward
or unattractive to women, skull cell.
An in cell with a small skull.
Did not expect that one when I first went to the list.
Fucking skull cell.
I can't think of a single time when I've either heard of a guy, you know, like a friend
of mine having trouble dating because his head was too small or of a female friend telling
me she would never date a guy with a smaller than average skull.
That's just so absurd.
What do you think of Mark?
A dating material?
Oh, God no. That fucking pinhead. No way I could fuck him. No one have to, no one had
to stare into those little doll eyes resting on the front of that toddler noggin.
There's also of course a wrist cell. A wrist cell is an adult or fully grown in cell whose
wrist bones are of small circumference
and or of womanly or childish size,
thus it affects his masculinity or sense of manliness.
Typically it means wrist less than 6.5 inches.
Well, I am barely not a wrist cell.
My wrists are comforts and yes, I did metric this episode.
It's six and seven eighths inches.
Just barely snuck in into fuckable range.
There's also an escort cell. An in cell who uses the services of an escort. This one's
weird to me. I mean, if you're using an escort, you're not celibate. I mean, yeah, you're
paying for sex, but you're having sex. Then there is the ethnic cell. An in cell who is not
white. This condition sometimes leads him to insuldom because women of his race prefer dating white
women, dating white men.
And this is a belief in the incell universe is that all women of all races all prefer white
men.
Is that true?
Are white men the most desirable race of men?
I would guess historically that may have been true because of white men having the most
political power.
But now, are a lot of Hispanic, black Asian men, et cetera, just losing out on so much I would guess historically that may have been true because of white men having the most political power, but now
Are a lot of Hispanic black Asian men, etc. Just losing out on so much plus thanks to the white chads of the world
I don't think so Now for a little collection of overtly racist terms like rice cell a
Rice cell is an individual whose involuntary
Celebusy can be attributed to their east or southeast Asian ancestry.
It is also used to denote an in-sale of such descent or as a broad term to refer to
asiatic appearing males in general.
South Asians of non-mongloid appearance are instead known as curry cells.
Non-mongloid?
Do a lot of Asian people appear mongloid?
I had to look that word up. It's an old fucking timey, racial classification term.
It's super drogatory.
People turn mongolids were thought to be weak and body and spirit bad and lacking in virtue.
And then there's Curry said what you just said, someone who is on the insolidum spectrum
due to having inherited some traits from ancestors from Nepal, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh,
Bhutan, certain regions of Burma, and the Maldives. having inherited some traits from ancestors from Nepal, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh,
Bhutan, certain regions of Burma and the Maldives.
Then there's a Muslim cell.
Sometimes called a sandal, someone whose insoledum can at least be in part attributed to a
puritanical Islamic upbringing.
I had not heard of the racial slur sandal before.
Next is true cell. Kisless and touchless virgin has never
had any sort of physical interaction with the member of the opposite sex because of his
repulsive ugly appearance. Even among the in cells, there's a hierarchy, right? A bottom
tier of the bottom tier, someone for other in cells to mock, I guess. You never even a
front hug to woman who wasn't your mom or aunt, your loser fucking
true sell.
Dude, I can't even remember how many titties I've hugged.
I've switched so many titties, bro.
Another term for a true sell I assume is K-H-H-V.
Kiseless, hugless, hand hold this virgin.
Then there's wizard, a man who was a virgin until the age of 30. That term makes
not getting laid sound kind of cool actually. Like you develop magical powers, along you
keep your wean away from vaginas. There's slayer, a man that can easily get casual sex from
females, a close synonym is non-cell. The wiki entry states that slayers are oftentimes also
alpha males naturally and enjoy a variety of privileges other men don't.
These privileges include sharing
a genuine mutual attraction with a woman,
being the person who a woman has sex with between boyfriend,
being the person a woman sexually rebounds from a breakup with,
and being able to commit infidelity.
Fucking slayers, bro!
Push and wizards aside and conquer that push.
Now for my favorite in-sell term,
I've used it a bunch already, Chad. Chad is a man who can elicit near universal positive female sexual attention
at will. Fucking chats, alphas, stacey slayers. The generally agreed upon physical features
that Chad possesses are significant height, muscular body, square jaw, hunter eyes, aka
the ideal eye shape according to Inziels.
Vertically narrow, deeply set, hooded with a positive,
cantonal tilt, and an inter-pupil distance within the normal range.
Pronounced in high cheekbones, a broad and long chin,
thick eyebrows, a short straight nose,
with an ideal filter to chin ratio,
the filter being shorter, obviously a strong bite,
white teeth, large skull, thick neck, broad shoulders, body fat below 15% and clean exotic skin.
What kind of skin is exotic? According to the insides, a chat is typically white, but
there are names for ethnic variations. A black chat is a tie-ro. That's why I said that in terms of you guys already.
Described on the site as being commonly found in gangs or in insurance companies.
They got to be joking around with some of this, right?
Gangs or insurance companies.
That's a weird duality.
In the chat is a Chad pret, who is lighter skin and taller than the average Curry cell.
A Chang is a Chad of Asian ethnicity.
A Chang is the polar opposite of his in-sale race fellow, the rice cell.
Changs are rare than tyrone or Chad's in the western world due to Asian men having a shorter
stature on average and due to being stereotyped as a feminine and a small Peter size. Finally, the Italian equivalent is listed of a
chat. And that would be a Tommy. Masarari Bugatti Masarari Bugatti
Masarari Bugatti Bugatti, Lui Gipezza Pie, Lui Gipezza Pie, Lui Gipezza Pie,
Masarari Bugatti, he's a kid in a push. And I know I just said,
in a recent update, that would replace Bugatti with docati, but while the company Bugatti was German and French, the founder,
Atari, Arco, is a door old Bugatti was Italian. Of course he was. Why did I ever doubt myself?
I'm an Italian masterclass instructor. Thanks to the meat, Zach, she wrote in the point
that out. Okay, now for probably my second favorite in cell term.
I've used it a lot already as well.
Stacey.
Stacey is a woman able to secure sexual intimacy with Chad.
Stacey is vain.
And I'm obsessed with jewelry, makeup, and clothes.
She is an entitled whore whose rich daddy funds her Caribbean vacations to go find herself, a Stacey sees no need
for intelligence or understanding
and despite her degenerate character,
she will live a superior life to any in-self,
solely based on her looks and inherited wealth.
Wow, they're so angry about Stacey's.
Most of the rage is fueled by Stacey's.
I kinda wish I was a Stacey right now.
That life sounds fucking amazing.
I wouldn't mind living a superior life
based on good looks and inherited money.
I mean, I do live a pretty charm life.
Thanks to your support, thanks for that,
but I gotta work for it.
Like I gotta put together episodes, even when I'm tired,
even if I have a cold, I gotta hit deadlines,
work weekend sometimes, gotta sometimes skip the gym,
miss out on opportunity with friends due to work,
but if I was a Stacy, oh shit.
I could just let overwhelming market desire
for my tight, hot little Stacy Puss
and daddy's money carry me through life.
I could play so many video games, get so much sleep,
I could just stay in a hotel, live on room service,
spend most of my day playing with my wet little Stacy clip,
stroking that Stacy beanwain,
squeezing my own nipples on my perky Stacy tits,
do it all without a care in the world.
Delightful!
Go Stacey Go!
Live the life!
The rest of us can only dream about.
Hail Lucifina, you're the top of the happiness pyramid.
Enjoy it.
Next is Chad Fishing.
Chad Fishing has famously been used to prove that personality does not matter.
To Chad Fishing someone basically means for a person who is not an attractive male to use one's picture to seduce someone, generally a woman
who wouldn't give a non-chad the time of day. God these whiny little in-self fucks are
truly so pathetic. I get why women, right? Just keep them out of their pussy at all costs.
Real bunch of limp dick, cry baby sad sex. Lucifina just told me by the way that this subject has dried her push-up so much she's
very worried about a crumbling in the dust.
And I'm worried about the same thing happening to a lot of you lady-saxx listening.
What a terrible OB-GYN visit you may have in your future.
Well, your doctor is like, oh my, oh this is bad.
Your push is completely gone.
What did you do to it?
I listened to Dan Suck on Insell's doctor
and my pussy just gave up and quit.
When I took my panties off and hopped into bed
there was just a little pile of dust there.
And then when I looked in the mirror,
well, I started to scream.
Next up is another female term,
femoid.
Femoids, a drugatory term,
used in the Insell community to refer to a
woman comes from the
contraction of the words
female and Android to
emphasize the icy nature of
women. Another version of
the expression is void and
another derogatory term used
in the in-cell community to
refer to women in general is
toilet. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
toilet is pretty
drogatory. So weird. These
idiots can't get laid when they think of women in general as being toilets
There's all kind of shit written on the femoid in cell wiki page
They say if you're an in cell then uncertain that femoids have either bullied or ignored you for your entire life
They all have either
Hybristophilia or
Cylrophobia an attraction to men who commit crimes and or unsavory characters aka assholes and
Practice hypergamy
Because femoids are attracted to brutal or cruel men leaving the nice guys in the dust
They harbor a secret shame and in order to bury that shame they cover up their sexuality with a sophisticated web of lies
feminism
their hobbies include
their hobbies include
twerking, feminism, and fake up. Fake up by the way, is where a lot of
makeup enough to make you look significantly more attractive than you
really are. According to this in-sell site, it's part of a looks
maxine strategy used by sexual gatekeepers, further defined as
fake up or war paint,
more commonly known by the euphemism makeup,
is the main looks maxing strategy
used by sexual gatekeepers to date above their looks match.
Sluts used makeup to outcompete other women
and get in the attention of Chad.
Traditionally, makeup had mainly been used
as an identifier during war
and was associated with raping and pillaging villages
for resources and women.
Today, femoids engage in mass psychological warfare against peaceful nice guys to drain
them of their resources without giving sex in return.
Basically, when women wear makeup, they're kind of raping nice guys, right?
That they won't fuck.
I think that's what it is me Next is sex bot
Mechanical and answer aomorphic machine which resembles a woman though removes all of her undesirable qualities
All the undesirable qualities of a live woman they negate the need for women in society and are a viable alternative to women
Yes, here we fucking go right sex bots
to women. Yes, here we fucking go, right? Sex bots. Sex robots, what a great way to marginalize in cells further and keep them from getting too angry in harming society, right? If we can
keep these dipshits happy, buy let them fuck robots, I am so all for it. Truly, just
stain your basement, fuck your robots, right? Leave the rest of us alone, you losers. Sex
robots will also really help keep in cells as in cells and thus keep their shitty tiny-rested
Dohy DNA from infecting the overall population
Eventually most of them will just die off and the world will be full of nothing but the progeny of Chad's giga Chad's
Chad lights Brad's tyrones changs Chad reets Tommy's and everyone else who isn't a fucking loser in cell go sex about go
Thanks for taking one for the team. Thanks for taking I imagine so much beta and omega come three or four maybe five times a day for the team.
According to in cells out wiki wiki some of the benefits of sex spots are as follows.
If you are disabled, the sex spot does not mind your disability. The very next one, the
sex spot doesn't menstruate over your crotch. Right, because that just, that just happens so much.
The sex bot doesn't get headaches.
Sex bots don't get jealous.
Sex bots don't have religious texts banning their use.
Pretty funny.
Sex bots more palatable for prudes, puritans,
phalaphobes,
erotophobes, erotophobes, and antisexialists.
Phalaphobia in its narrowest, is a fear of the penis, and in a broader sense, an excessive
aversion to masculinity.
Erotophobia is a specific phobia that causes an intense and persistent fear of female
genitals.
And erotophobia is a phobia or excessive and irrational fear of sex in general.
I had no idea these phobies existed. I wonder if anyone
out there is a true nymphomatic or nymphomaniac, there we go, sex addict, but also suffers from
either phalophobia or urodophobia. Like what if you both desperately wanted to have sex with
women, but also truly terrified of the vagina's impress? Blow jobs, I guess, is the loophole, general, I'm not sure.
More important to sex bot benefits now.
The sex bot won't leave you blue balled by coming to early.
Right, because women coming first
during sex with men is just such a common constant problem.
The sex bot won't reach menopause.
Women still have sex after menopause, but whatever.
The sex bot doesn't ghost you or reject you.
If you have a long penis,
you can adjust the shallotus of the sex bot.
Or a sex bot.
You can't adjust a real human cervix.
Yeah, totally.
Because so many in cells have such monster horse cocks.
I highly doubt that's a common in cell problem.
If your penis is too short,
you can adjust the size of the vagina. You can't with human women
Now we're talking my imagine small cock problem is pretty common in in-sale world
Sex bots won't leave you for an alpha Chad sex bots. Don't care if you have not showered
Yeah, poor poor hygiene probably also a pretty common problem in in-sale world
Sex bots won't give toothy blow jobs, though this can be adjusted,
which you can't do with a real woman.
Getting bad blow jobs for sure not a problem
in the in-sale world.
I'm pretty sure these fuckers would be happy
with the toothiest blow job of all time.
The sex bot can also play music during sex,
and finally, sex bots don't talk.
Okay, only about 10 terms left.
But really only five or six, then a category of terms with some subsets.
Starting out with another great one, pussy cartel.
The pussy cartel refers to women's artificiality inflating the value of sex via price fixing.
It is relatively easy for women to artificially inflate the value of sex when they desire
initiating sex less than men.
Sex is worth maybe $5 of a woman's time and effort.
But women no men will go insane without sex, so they collectively deny it to men.
They force most men to invest hundreds if not thousands of hours into resource security,
job security, free drinks, free transportation,
free housing, etc.
Just for the possibility that they will get sex.
I love classifying women who won't just fuck any loser who walks into her life as engaging
in price fixing.
This is so good.
I imagine Lindsay and her friends, like when she's hanging out with them with no guys
around, just spending a lot of time, you know, talking about making pussy cartel moves. Wait how many times you fucked in last past month?
And did you get any new jewelry at all? Oh Lindsey you have to either go buy a necklace right now
or make sure not fucking it all next month. If my husband finds out what's going on he's gonna try
and push for getting laid way more and not pay me for it. You don't just lower the value of your pussy when you toss it around like that. You lower the value of the
entire pussy cartel. Next term is cheerleader, a female role in modern society wherein women
encourage men to brutally compete with each other in displays of aggression and might make
right malice for female sexual attention.
Cheerleaders do not have to be literally cheerleaders, but can also be the women who offer their
sexual intimacy to brutal and bullying men.
Just another example of how women are responsible for everything bad, including toxic masculinity
and fragile male insecurity.
vagina is on the list of terms, a bodily orifice which is possessed by female vertebrates.
Among humans, this whole is used for four things.
Giving birth, shedding menstrual waste, baiting men into giving them resources and pleasure
in oneself as a leisure activity.
I love baiting men into giving them resources.
I picture some one night stand between a man and a woman right now.
And just after the guy puts on his condom, like right before, you know, he goes to insert
it.
She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what kind of resources do you have?
What resources will you be giving me if I indeed allow you to rent, uh, you to rent my vagina
for a few minutes?
On the female vagina, vagina site also states that
the self-pleasuring aspect was traditionally carried out by a spouse
but increasingly women engage in self-pleasure
through ever more sophisticated toys
such as dildos
as they are economically liberated
twenty-first century women have outright weaponize their vaginas
by overvaluing it through the pussy past
and by threats of false vagina-related accusations.
I have no idea what pussy pass means.
I imagine it means that having a pussy gives you a pass for a lot of things in life.
Like if you're some lowly insult, you got to buy your drinks at the bar.
But if you have a pussy, you get a pass and you get them for free.
Something like that, I imagine.
The phrase false vagina related accusations links
to a page titled rape that seems to be blocked to non-members of the site. However, if you
hover over it, a pop-up with this sentence appears. This is disturbing. When men have something
women have less of such as money or power, women simply take it by force, I guess, a few
senses. It's called affirmative action and feminists believe it's right. What women have that men don't is of course a pussy. In this mentality,
mentality obviously so fucked. Apparently, a lot of these losers actually think that men
in general should truly be allowed to take whatever pussy they want, that women should
literally not be able to withhold it from them, to reject them sexually. I don't think
these idiots have thought about how wildly insane and dystopian society would
be if men were allowed to fuck whatever woman they wanted, whenever they wanted to fuck
her.
Like for one thing, overall industrial productivity would plummet.
So many guys who spend so much time fucking their female coworkers, right?
Fucking women on the way to work, fucking women on their lunch breaks.
That very little manufacturing and work in general will get done.
Also the mental health system we have would collapse due to far too much demand, right?
The majority of the female population would soon need to be institutionalized thanks to
the trauma of constantly being raped by the dregs of society.
Also STIs out of control.
Nearly all women, thus most men would soon be riddled with venereal disease.
And the homicide rate skyrocket.
Right with no police protection women would have to start killing these losers and droves
to keep them from consubing fucked or find men to protect them.
Guys who are not in cell pieces of shit who care about women and don't want to see them
constantly legally being raped would have to kill these misogistic idiots and massive numbers. So much deaths, so much chaos. Most kids would grow up not knowing who their
dads are, barely being raised by constantly fucked mentally unhinged mothers on and on.
Society would truly collapse completely if rape was no longer a crime. And finally, thanks
to vigilante justice, most weak little wrist-having pinhead in cells will be fucking murdered. So in the end, the chats would still dominate. And the in cells still would not get late.
Okay, one last group of terms now. Starting with mage. Mage, a verbification and a
pharisis of the acronym Amog for alpha male of the group, is the act of dominating another
person. A person who mags others is called Amogugher a person who gets mocked is a magee or a maug victim
And there's different ways of being mocked you can be height mocked being dominated by another man's height you can be wrist mocked
Being dominated by another man with a thicker wrist
Has that literally ever happened one time in the history of humanity?
There's no fucking way.
There's no way that some guys out of the bar talking to some girl.
Things are going great.
Right, they're totally flirting with one another lots of eye contact laughter.
She's touching him, a lot of flirtatious conversation, but then some dude comes along who looks
roughly the same but has much bigger wrists and she immediately loses interest
Nice talking to your Todd, but I'm gonna have a few drinks with Chad and then fuck his big-risted brains out
What what did I do Stacy look at your wrist Todd and then look at Chad's wrist
It's like the difference you know chubby little baby wrist and a lumberjack wrist
I mean could you even pick me up and fuck me with those wrist Todd or would you creep a little tolerance pop off
How big you did possibly be with little wrist like that now? I need thick wrist and some thick slayer cock Todd
Go get a sex box or just call yourself already. This is so absurd
You can also be schoolmogged
This might be dumber than the wrist one.
You can be dominated by a man with a better shape or bigger school because that happens
a lot, you know, some normal head of dude talking to somebody and then fucking Frankenstein
shows up, just steals her away.
Next, even Dumber, forskin mock.
When an intact male undermines a circumcised male, for example,
in a locker room.
You know what, is Delma this one sound,
this one's probably real.
I think I've had this happen to me
a few times in some locker rooms, and it was brutal.
Like I was just like heading to the shower,
with my average size, circumcised,
Brad maybe even honestly Melvincock,
Swain and the Breeze, I'll explain Melvin later.
And then someone just drops something in front of me.
I go pick it up and bam, mushroom stamped, right in the forehead
with a tip of some old, uncircumcised chat hunk.
Right, and then they usually get everyone's attention,
you know, to let them know I've been bested.
Check out this pathetic Melvin and his half cock.
Dr. Shittle left you a little more skin loser,
you can use it and then everyone in the locker room
just busts out into loud mocking laughter
for several minutes while I try and get dressed.
Finally, you can be dick-mogged.
The dick-mog is to mog another person
when wearing sweatpants or some other form
of discernible clothing by having a larger moose knuckle.
Hence, presumably a bigger penis than the other.
Although dick-mogging, evident through the moose knuckle, usually implies a larger penis,
that is not always the case.
For example, some men simply have testicles which hang relatively high and compressed.
This high position of the testicles means that his genitalia is pushed forwards, thus
creating the illusion of a large package.
Got a fucking hate when some big nutted,
sweatpants wearing giant headed thick-risk giga-chat
shows over the party and takes all the stasis.
All these terms feel like they were written by
an especially immature, angry, and frankly stupid 15-year-old.
It's fucking insane.
I love this to the thought that women are like at parties,
like looking around at guys like sweatpants,
I'm like, who's got the biggest mousse knuckle?
That's why I'm betting my future on.
Now let's look at some interesting in-sell rating scales.
Right after the second of today's two mid-show sponsor breaks.
Thanks for staying with me,
time for some odd in-sell scales now.
One of the most bizarre aspects of in-sell culture
is the obsession with hierarchies
and standardized systems of classification. As we know, the Insel's believe themselves to be unfairly disadvantaged,
marginalized and subjected to the lowest rung of the side of the latter, and there's nothing
they can do about it. The most important system of measurement to the Insel, it seems is the
desol scale, also known as the attractive scale. Each number out of ten has a corresponding name or
character to refer to people of that rating. First we'll go to the men's scale, uh, each ratings characteristics,
then I guess go over the lady bullshit scale. Tens. Considered attractive by 99% of females,
square face with masculine features and hunter eyes. The top of the top 10 out of 10 males are known
as giga chats. A giga chat will never know the agony of sexual frustration or frustration that comes with
being an in-sell, right?
I am so sick of getting dick and wrist mocked by gigachats, right?
They've got me in a permanent state of, fuckstration mother.
My samples were maximum fuckstration.
The gigachat is actually a meme that has circulated all around the web.
Many of you might be familiar with it, but probably didn't know it came from in-sell communities.
Specifically from look-s-ism forums.
Vice has dedicated articles specifically to how disturbing look-s-ism forums are.
The man in the giga chat meme may or may not be a real dude possibly the product of AI or Photoshop.
If he's real, I don't think he's real.
He was a model for Lithuania
photographer, Krista Sudmallis, and his name is Ernest Kalimov. Very little info about
him on the web, except he's supposedly a Russian bodybuilder and fitness model.
You can find a bunch of picks of him posing on his Instagram profile, Berlin.1969. A profile
probably ran by Krista. She created just a fuck with in cells
Nines nearly a 10 but the jaw isn't quite as chiseled eyes aren't as sharp
Nine out of tens are just on his chats and although the term giga chat is basically a joke even to in cells
Chads are passionately and violently hated on in-cell forms
Chads are despised for being the beneficiaries of the sexual revolution and forgetting to enjoy things in life in cells or tonight.
Eights?
Objectively good looking, but looks suffer from three or more mild flaws.
Girls will call you cute or handsome.
Eight out of 10 guys are called chat lights or lower tier chats.
Love the term chat light.
Chat lights can move up a level by gym, or beard, or chat lights are apparently dangerous
because women
are both attracted to their good looks and their inappropriate behavior. Because, and I quote,
one of the main benefits of being a Chad light is that you can do creepy and weird stuff
to women without being called weird or creepy. Pretty disturbing that in cells, wish they
could do creepy and weird shit to women. Sevens, well above average, women will still
rate you as being average.
Sevens suffer from at least one or more major physical flaw, like this nose on the right.
And the nose being referred to in the official chart is that of incredibly successful actor
and filmmaker John Krasinski.
I'm married to Emily Blunt.
If John Krasinski is only a seven, what the fuck am I?
A four?
Seven men are called mid-tier normies.
They are on average, shorter than chats and chat lights.
Don't make a lot of money, but have a good stable job.
Prior to the damn sexual revolution that ruined everything,
a mid-tier normie had no problem finding a wife.
Sixes, females will say he's all right, I guess.
Barely has attractive features, not likely to be an in-sell,
but finds much more trouble dating than sevens.
Sixers are called Brad's, or mid-tier normies.
They are moderately attractive
and generally believe themselves to be higher on the scales
than they actually are,
because Brad's do not know their place
in the dominance hierarchy.
Females can sense this,
and will shit test Brad's to see if they are alpha or beta.
The example used to demonstrate people
with barely attractive features is British actor writer and Academy Award winner Daniel, uh, uh,
collo, uh, collo, uh, collo, uh, collo, uh, collo, uh, collo, uh, collo, uh, is only a
six. Fuck no, no way I'm more than a three. I wonder if he knows he's a six on this scale.
His longtime girlfriend is Amanda Crichlow.
She's beautiful, smart, stylish, successful producer.
I don't think this six is having a hard time dating.
Probably listed as a six because he is black.
The in-sale attractive is scales pretty racist.
The high to beauty, according to in-sales,
again ultra-agorgeous white people.
Non-European facial features
believed to deduct from ones overall attractiveness and they consistently
perpetuate this on their online forums and discussions.
These fuckers never heard of Idris Elba.
He is black and he has to be a giga chat.
My wife Lindsey loves me. She's very faithful.
But I am pretty sure that if I was standing like the top of a flight of stairs,
and I was in between Lindsey and Idris, who was waiting for her sexually at the bottom, I would immediately be thrown down those stairs.
Five's neither attractive nor unattractive.
These males will encounter significant trouble when looking for a spouse.
Five's are known as Tanners.
Average in every way and another mid- another mid tier normie, just like their brethren brat.
Forced, only a few four succeed in matching with ones or twos.
Female ones and twos.
Some are called soy boys because they put up with cheating to get late.
Four to 10 males are the lowest tier who are still considered to be a normie on the
desal scale, often referred to as either a low tier normie or as a melvin.
army on the desal scale often referred to as either a low tiered normie or as a melvin.
Amongst their fellow normies, they are at the bottom of the barrel,
but to an in-sale, they're privileged and something to aspire to be.
An in-sale would happily trade one of their tiny,
trivled up useless nuts to be a melvin.
Three's people will bully you because your looks low as possible ranking
male to still have a chance to pay a prostitute to lose their virginity
I love that apparently one and two's are so unbelievably unfuckable. There is not a sex worker alive
Who would fuck them?
Would you please pray please accept this briefcase for a hundred thousand dollars in cash to let me pub my tiny penis in your vagina for no more to no minute
What gross? and cash to let me pub my tiny penis in your vagina for no more to no minute. What?
Gross! Could the fuck out of here you fucking two? If you were three, maybe if you were a Melvin,
no prob, I would happily fuck a Melvin for a hundred thousand dollars. But I'd rather die than touch
your mega male dick. Ratings one to three on the decimal scale also correlate to the in-sell spectrum.
Three, as I also called in-sellish men, semi-cells, near-cells, quasi-cells, or failed normies.
Highest in the bottom category of this ridiculous hierarchy, you have yet to give up completely
on the desire to climb the social ladder and increase their standing in the dominance
hierarchy.
They often have had a good childhood, for some reason, and have at least some good memories
from school, even though it is highly unlikely that any woman will give them a hand job, let alone fuck them, they're still welcome to
partake in social activities, like going to parties and drinking. They can theoretically still have sex,
but as prominent insell figures and as prominent insell figure and user on insell.co,
mainlander explains they have way less sex and with way lower quality girls than what they would need
to find it minimally satisfactory. Well, thanks, mainlander. Always appreciate the wisdom
you have to offer.
2. Possessed several serious flaws in facial structure. Females say, ew, look at that creep!
I bet he's a serial killer. 2's are for sure in cells and smack dab with the middle
of the in-cell spectrum because they might, might have experienced sex or romance in the past if they rape somebody or maybe
trick a blind woman or something into fucking them.
And then 1's actually preferable to being a 2 or 3 because someone might pity fuck slash
date you.
The majority of women consider 1 to 3's to be subhuman.
I love the lack of consistency in all this, right?
They just said that not even a sex worker
could be paid to fuck a one or two,
but now they're saying that sometimes being a one
is better than being a three.
One's on the dominance hierarchy
are also known as true cells or omega males.
Not only are they the lowest in the dominance hierarchy,
they're considered subjected to the lowest
from one of the social ladder.
They have no access to mating sex for money
and other things distributed unevenly in society. Okay, now that we've covered the social ladder, they have no access to mating sex for money, and other things distributed unevenly in society.
Okay, now that we've covered the male scale, let's go over the female scale.
I'm guessing you have a good idea of how terrible it's going to be.
Tens, perfectly, conventionally attractive.
It is impossible to fail a life.
If you become homeless, a modeling scout will scoop you up in under a day.
10 out of 10 women are of course known as gigastasis. If you become homeless, a modeling scout will scoop you up in under a day.
10 out of 10 women are of course known as gigastasis. They're the counterpart of Gigger Cheds. Gigger Cheds. Gigger Stasis are goddesses on earth with a very large wardrobe, lots of jewelry,
luxury shoes, and accessories. They typically have very long blonde hair in our glass figure,
flat stomach, missile-like breasts, a high metabolism, don't wear makeup, and full hair composition,
arched back is a natural standing position.
They've really thought a lot about this.
Full thick lips, feminine voice, but not too loud.
And some semblance of shyness,
but not enough to be a social repellent.
All the images of women on the site
meant to illustrate what a Stacey or giga Stacey
look like are white and have no way to prove this, but one of the images titled examples of stacey's shows a picture of a girl who to
me looks like no more than the age of 12. Several others looked to be around 15 16 as well, which is
pretty creepy. Apparently, to be a 10, you not only have to be white with perfect looks, but you
should probably be, you know, under the age of 18. Nine's says you're still on easy street here, but it will take you longer to get scouted
than a 10.
Anyone considers you to be beautiful and sexy.
Nine's are stasis.
You know, we met earlier in the vocab section, counterparts of Chad.
She oftentimes is also surrounded by a group of orbiters or low tiered normies who invest
time or finances in her hope, in her, in hopes of gaining her affection.
Okay, they got a little harem, a little gaggle of other people around them.
Aits, you're very attractive, you will constantly be bombarded by thirsty men.
Men will spend their entire life savings to keep you in a relationship with them.
Aits are known as Stacey Lights or low tier stacey's.
They match and looks with Chad Lights.
You can identify a Stacey Light as opposed to a Stacey by their inclination towards ghosting,
doesn't wear makeup, only has to brush your teeth and moisturize your face, and have gone
through very little negative experiences in life.
Sevenths.
Your sexual rejection rate is 4%.
Unless you are approved, you will have at least 20 sexual partners before marrying.
About 4%, that's a very specific number.
Not not 5%, that's too high.
No way, a seven will get rejected by 5%
of the men she's trying to fuck.
But yeah, four out of every 100 guys is like, no, things.
Sevens are called high tier beckies.
Their looks match being high tier normies
for reference Pam from the office
is the example of a 7 out of 10 woman. Jennifer, only a 7? Huh. Sixes, people call you
pretty and cute. You can use your charm and above average looks to cheese your way through
a career. Six out of 10 women are called beckies, like their counterparts, Brad's. Only slightly
above average attractiveness however
despite being subordinate to stacy's beckies will nonetheless ignore around 80% of men including
their looks match.
Fucking Becky just straight up ignoring her look match.
That's so Becky the nerve of these Becky as bitches.
Uh, five's perfectly average.
You're not ugly but you're not beautiful.
You'll be pursued by male fives but will reject them in favor of a chance of being with an eight or nine.
Five out of ten women are considered low-tier beckies with an average sexual market value.
Four, rare. Just the right level to get with any level five, six, or seven male.
As a result, fours can have dozens of sexual partners. These women ride the proverbial
cock carousel and settled with male fives, riding the proverbial cock carousel. It sounds pretty
fun for anybody into cocks. When I was single, I would have loved to find a to a found a a pussy carousel.
Four women are often called Gertrude's. Oh, our female low-tiered normies, FLTNs.
Oh, girth roots.
So great.
Sorry to any girth roots listening, but I'm pretty sure you already were familiar with
your name, not being a go-to for describing a sexy woman.
Girth roots are insecure, and most of the women that complain about men seeking sexual
pleasure from a mechanical or anthropomorphic machine meant to resemble a real woman or apparently, gurtrudes.
However, these FLTNs are apparently oblivious to the notion that male desire for sex
bots as an alternative is a direct consequence of the incessant female pattern of validation
seeking of whom FTLNs are a fundamental bedrock.
Oh boy. validation seeking of whom FTL ends are a fundamental bedrock.
Oh boy, sounds like once high quality sex bots become readily available,
Gertrudes are gonna be shit out of luck, right?
Tossed into the unfuckable pile with all the in cells
who would rather fuck a sex doll than ride Gertrude's
dirty old rusty ass bike.
The lowest, okay, three is next.
The lowest you will date is a four.
You may even get a six.
Either way, you're not ugly enough to have a limited amount of potential partners.
Also known as a fem cell ish or fem cell light.
Three's can apparently come in all shapes and sizes.
A fem cell light is more dateable than a two or a one.
And depending on what causes her insuldom, she might be able to ascend the hierarchy.
Men of higher ranks will still occasionally pursue a three if she has some sort of disability
or disorder that makes her appear weak, as it will quote, awaken the male predatory instinct
to go after her.
What the fuck?
As well as the male provisioning and protective instinct to take care of her.
Okay.
2's.
Mary's a desperate four or five male has had two to eight sexual partners before the age
of 30.
Very specific numbers again.
twos are sometimes also known as fem cells, maybe.
Quite a bit of disagreement amongst heterosexual male insoles on whether or not fem cells
even exist.
Most in cells seem to believe that women, no matter what they look like, will always be
able to access sexual relations with a man due to a surplus of desperate men in society.
And women could thus never understand the real agony that a true in-sale experiences.
Once, like male ones, you are conventionally hideous.
Jesus.
But male sixes will pitiate you.
Male fours will go for you because they've lost hope. One's are called true femme cells, but again, disagreement amongst in cells, if a true femme
cell can even exist.
The page states that only a woman with a horribly discussed, only a woman with horribly disgusting
lesions covering her entire body cannot have sex with someone else.
Okay, we've made it through a very intellectual discussion of many of the always idiotic, often cruel
and always unnecessary in-sell terms.
Now it's time to explore some of their forums and sites.
Careful where you are if you choose to look at this shit,
some disturbing and upsetting content.
In-sell.ias was made by two disgruntled men
after the Reddit page or subreddit,
our in-sell got banned in 2017
for glorifying and inciting violence
against women. Oh, and also for straight up advocating rape.
Incel.is was a response to that banning, and so it comes as no surprise that it is staunchly
anti-sensorship. It is self-described as quote, a community for men that struggle with or
are unable to get into romantic relationships with women despite trying.
We welcome men from all walks of life and from all cultural and racial backgrounds as long
as you are an in-sell.
At the time of new researcher Molly Boxes initial look into this topic a few weeks ago,
the website had 23,311 members, over 11 million posts and about half a million threats.
Only in-sells are allowed to join the site in theory, but obviously there's no way to
positively identify, no, you know, an in cell.
The site defines in cells as men who are over the age of 18 who want to get into a sexual
romantic relationship that are unable to do so.
Women, LGBTQ individuals strictly forbidden.
The warning states that any person of such kind will be banned on site.
No exceptions.
This is a heterosexual male only forum.
The site has a list of community guidelines,
which are supposed they had to enact in order
to keep the website a safe space
to protect their fragile, tiny, wrist-haven,
little pinhead, insult brothers.
Here are a few directly from the site.
Do not persecute harass or attack others.
Do not discuss your personal, romantic, or sexual experiences unless it was paid sex.
Even if it happened a long time ago, I love that one. Don't talk about getting
late, dude. The whole fucking point of being here is to bitch about not getting
late. If you wanted to hear about all the fucking you're doing, we, we go visit
www.chat.wet.satisfy.posts.
More rules do not humble brag, such as subtly praising your own features.
Example, I'm an in sale, even though I must during six foot two, do not post in all caps.
That one cracks me up.
I feel like that rule was not there when the site was launched.
That rule was created in response to a lot of crazy all caps.
Rants, do not worship or praise people
Jesus don't praise people do not post illegal content no gay or LGBT content unless you're criticizing it
Do not post animal abuse content do not sexualize minors in any way shape or form
But then there's a helpful disclaimer at the bottom of the community guidelines that says these rules are very flexible
at the bottom of the community guidelines, it says, these rules are very flexible. After spending too much time on this site, it's considerable amount where I could feel
myself getting dumped by the amendment.
Minute something tells me that this only applies to some of the rules.
Like I imagine they're militant about banning gay content.
I bet they monitor that like fucking hawks, but the rule against sexualizing minor seems
to be real flexible, quite a bit
of elbow room there.
Site has two major sections, the forums and its blog.
Anyone can go and read the posts, but to be able to post yourself, you have to apply
it to the administrators.
To do so, you have to submit your name, age, email, sex, and write a paragraph explaining
how you're an in-sell and why you want to join.
On the site, you're just going to add different labels to their post-indicated theme, basically hashtags. Some of the tags include Sirius, Experiment, Life
Fuel, Rage Fuel, Suicide Fuel, It's Over. Just for laughs, Theory, Story, and NSFW. So many horrible
posts. For example, one post tag vending by a username mentally lost cell. November 29th reads
The girls in my class one of them has a top tier ass one of them is a stacey and she was wearing yoga pants and her ass was so juicy and curvy and
Great for fuck's sake. I wanted to touch squeeze and insert my penis into her ass and ejaculate my insides to her
This bitch had Auburn hair too fucking sluts. I
and ejaculate my insides to her. This bitch had Auburn hair too, fucking sluts.
I, I thanked about her.
I think you meant to say thank,
there's a lot of mispellings here.
I thanked about her while jerking off
with an okay condom.
All right.
The number one comment under this post
was by a user named Leach Maxx Keiksel.
Oh my God.
Who wrote, just rape that fucking meat hole.
The original poster commented back, I wish. another user commented beneath that, do it,
do it, do it, do it.
When a user named 0-0-0 wrote to take creep shot, the original poster wrote, I'll try.
Another user advised, why not just record her by a small camera and put it in your suit
disguise, like a button and record hot girls without them knowing.
To which mentally lost self respond,
I try to do that, but fail sadly, LOL.
He also responded to one comment asking
what she looked like with a picture
of a young girl in a bikini.
I mean, the photo she looks like she'd know
she's been photographed and is fine with it.
So I'm guessing it's just some random Instagram screenshot.
Post has over a hundred comments.
Most of them urging the original poster to rape the girl,
telling him that she deserves it,
asking him to take videos and pictures of her
without her consent, offering more advice on how to do that.
One user named Waffle Master 205 wrote,
how I like, I use a phone camera recording a girl
at my cafeteria, she was hot, her belly button was gorgeous.
I fantasized having sex with her
and putting my finger into her tummy,
like all I did was pretend I was texting
and made my phone black.
So they don't notice I was recording.
Almost all of them are written this poorly, by the way.
This is a fucking just huge collection of idiots.
In another post by user, therapy was a waste.
He writes about not seeing his oneitis in a long time.
It asks his fellow in cells if they think she's leaving early
or something on purpose to avoid me.
Most commoners reply yes, she probably is,
and others venture that he might as well just rape her.
Lot of rape talk on this.
When someone asked what the girl looked like,
therapy was a waste attached to very bad hand drawn sketches
of who he called his six-foot tall Puerto Rican Stacy.
After spending as much time on insell.is as I couldn't do or without throwing my laptop
into the fucking driveway, then crushing it beneath my truck tires is I driving to the
woods to start a new life away from the rest of society.
It's clear that most posts on the site follow, you know, similar themes, advocating rape,
violence towards women, hatred towards chads and stasis.
Another reason posed by user Robin Kingston says, every blood cell in my bean just boils
with rage.
Whenever I see chads, I wish I could punch their face until it breaks.
Not only are they the main reason I'm not having sex, not only do they refuse to put women
back in their place, but they're getting away with it.
Having sex, they're pretending everything is alright, when it's clearly not.
Good Lord, do I wish every chat on the planet would just die.
Just know for the listener, again, every single there is misspelled and used incorrectly in
this post.
Almost all these posts, again, just fucking rife with a lot of grammatical problems, a
lot of like, what are you trying to say?
Like, I would guess not a strong correlation between users of this in-sell site and members of the National Honor Society.
Another post by an out-deleted user says,
women, lower your expectations or else men will have to become in-sells and kill you.
We literally keep saying that we are nice, kind, decent people who don't manipulate us.
I think you're trying to say like, please don't manipulate us.
One post describes what appeared to be a fictitious story about a man murdering a woman who rejected him,
who then went on to take photos of her dead naked body in sexual positions,
attached to the post, which was marked NSFW,
multiple photos of naked women lying on a bed with her eyes closed.
Popp it or comments under the post include one man writing, it's always a pleasure to see
women get what they deserve.
Another by the same user said, girls not getting their next slash for being horrors, challenge
and possible.
Jesus.
Although the post appeared to be fake because the user alleged that the photographs were
legitimate, we did report that post to the internet crime complaint center.
Yeah, fuck these clowns.
Not that we are now, excuse me, that we are adequately familiar with in-sell ideology
and how horrific it is.
Let's go over a smaller timeline of the last nine or so years of real-world violence
in the US and Canada that in-sell thought has led to to illustrate exactly how dangerous
this ideology really
is.
Shrap on those boots, soldier.
We're marching down a time-subtiveline.
On May 23rd, 2014, 22-year-old Elliott Roger committed two terror attacks in Isle ofista, California. He referred to them as his day of retribution.
At sorry, stack of shit killed six people, all University of California,
Santa Barbara students, two women, four guys, and including 14 injured 14 more
through gunfire, stabbing, and also ramming his car into other vehicles.
After committing the atrocities, the self identified in cell shot himself in the head
in the back of his black BMW. None of his victims looked like broy chads or
uppity stasis at all, by the way. Ali's family was one of moderate influence in privilege.
His dad, Peter Roger, a British cinematographer and photographer who was the assistant director
of the Hunger Games. Ali had born in 1991 in London, where he and his family lived until
1996 when they moved
to California so Peter could further his career in Hollywood.
In an interview with ABC News, Peter spoke positively of his son's childhood saying,
it was really wondrous, those first four or five years of his life.
It was wondrous.
He was really an adorable cute little boy.
When his parents got divorced at age seven, things went downhill for Elliott.
We know this because of Peter's recollection of his son's struggles with mental health and because of
Elliott's self-published piece of shit manifesto, he titled my twisted world, the story of Elliot Roger.
The 141 page document is essentially a pathetic, appalling, maronic, quasi-autobiography
that is somehow both obscenely self-deprecating and dripping with self-pity,
while also exuding the level of narcissism and ego that will make almost any reader unless
they're an in-sell, queasy.
Tell us a lot about the thought systems he associated with, and that were promoted by
in-sell culture, and a terrifying demonstration of violent misogyny.
Also reads, not surprisingly, like a fucking force creator wrote it.
They very stupid and arrogant force creator.
In his manifesto, Elliott tells the story of his life and the events that led up to his
day of retribution.
He of course takes zero responsibility whatsoever for his upcoming actions.
Here's an excerpt from the introduction.
Humanity.
All my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.
It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species.
All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity.
But I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure in existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species
were incapable of seeing the value in me. This is the story of how I, Elliot Roger, came to be.
This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story of sadness, anger and hatred.
It is a story of war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story,
I will disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience
that I have pulled from my superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped
my views of the world. This tragedy did not have to happen. I didn't want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand.
And this story will explain why.
My life didn't start out dark and twisted.
I started out as a happy and blissful child living my life to the fullest.
In a world I thought was good and pure.
Elliott spends a good portion of the manifesto talking about the female cruelty he endured
and complaining about his elementary and middle school trauma.
He talks about his early life experiences with an exceptional amount of detail recalling
the names of classmates, giving exact locations, explaining the nuances of his elementary
school social landscape with an embarrassing degree of specificity, like a degree of detail that
only fucking psychos who refuse to let go of the tiniest perceived slights ever exhibit.
Here's a bit more from his junior high days.
Elliott wrote that his first encounter with female cruelty happened the summer between
elementary and middle school when his mother forced him to attend the Pinecrest summer camp
in their very upscale hometown of Woodland Hills, California.
One day while at camp, Elliott wrote that an incident happened that would scar him for
life.
The incident in question was his friends tickling him, which apparently was something people
always did because he was very ticklish.
My God.
No wonder he did what he did.
He had no choice.
He was tickled for fuck's sake.
While being tickled, he accidentally bumped into a pretty girl who was taller than him.
Supposedly, she responded by angrily cursing and pushing him over,
embarrassing him in front of his ticklers. Holy shit! I didn't realize it was this bad for him.
I mean, who could ever possibly recover from an incident? Like that! He wrote,
incident like that. He wrote,
I immediately froze up and went to a state of shock. I couldn't believe what had happened.
Cruel treatment from women is 10 times worse than for men.
It made me feel like an insignificant unworthy little mouse.
I felt a small and vulnerable. I couldn't believe that this girl was so horrible to me.
And I thought that it was because she viewed me as a loser. That was the first experience of female cruelty I endured, and it traumatized me to no end.
It made me even more nervous around girls, and I would be extremely weary and cautious
of them from that point on.
I felt relieved when some of camp ended.
That experience with the mean girl ruined it for me.
Hell, it ruined a part of my life.
Wow, Elliot was such a weak-minded little bitch.
One girl thought you were a fucking loser,
get over it, you piece of shit, oh you're dead though.
Almost all of us have had embarrassing childhood moments
with members of whatever gender were attracted to,
God, when I was a senior,
I was hanging out with other kids at school
during a lunch break.
Someone brought up like fingering
or some kind of, I don't know, fucking,
more than making out, but not quite that vaginal sex
or something.
And for all my friends, this popular girl
pointed out how I probably had no idea
what everyone was talking about
because I was not just a virgin,
but so pathetically sexually inexperienced, right? I barely kissed no idea what everyone was talking about because I was not just a virgin, but so
Pathetically sexually inexperienced, right? I barely kissed any girls, which was true
Everyone had a good laugh my expense
Not long before that one of the few girls I did kiss told everyone in school
How I was a terrible kisser that I even have a tongue. I didn't know how to kiss
And there were you know plenty of other moments because I was a big door, you know, grade school, junior high, high school, all of it.
Did that make me hate women?
Did it make me want to shoot up my school?
No, not even close.
Maybe I want to leave high school, right?
Leave my town, hopefully be able to reinvent myself
a bit in college, which I did,
even though I for sure had more embarrassing moments
with girls, you know what, I kept trying to figure out
how to date eventually did figure it out to an adequate degree in life was fine. Not perfect. You know, I continue
to have embarrassing moments now. Life for no one I know at least is some just fucking
never ending string of highlight real victories. Sometimes you have great moments, other times
you're the butt of the joke and that is just life. Don't let your best, highest moments, make it cocky.
Don't let your worst, lowest moments define you.
You just do your best to keep marching forward
and have the best attitude you can have about it all.
The worst thing you can do is employ this bullshit
victim mentality and dwell on your defeats
and start hating society and double down on this
fucking loser bullshit that these in cells employ.
Highly doubt any of the in cells active in these forms.
People like Elliot are fucking happy on any level.
I doubt spending more and more time spouting all this hate is helping them improve their
lives in any tangible way.
Just makes more angry, more bitter, so why do it?
Elliot's manifesto is filled with other pastors like the one describing his tickling trauma.
If he wasn't dead, I kind of want to fucking bring it back and beat him to death.
Uh, lengthy juvenile and vindictive tirades about how much he hated and deeply envied
his peers that he perceived to be popular.
He was jealous of what he called their aggressive and confident behavior.
And while he hated them and thought they were annoying, also craved their approval and
wish he was just like them.
And this all led to a big revelation.
The popular boys were obnoxious jerks and yet somehow it was these boys who all the girls
flocked to.
This showed me that the world was a brutal place and human beings were nothing more than
savage animals.
Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He
raised me to be a polite kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But
the polite kind gentleman doesn't win in the real world. The girls don't flock to the
gentleman. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the
most power and status. And it was, the struggle to reach such a height.
So stupid. Do not fall into the trap of thinking that the rest of your life is
gonna be like high school. Young meat sacks struggle it out there. Socially, listen
the fuck up to this old man for a second. Let me give you some unsolicited
advice. Yes, high school sucks in many ways for many of us because you have to
be around a lot of idiots. us because you have to be around
a lot of idiots. You don't want to be around in order to go to class, right? But once
you're out, you have so much more freedom, a lot more freedom to choose who you associate
with. You'll choose where you work, right? Like what kind of work you have to some extent
and thus who your coworkers are, you can get a different job if you don't like your coworkers
in the workplace. Bullies also not generally tolerated like the RN school.
Please do not fall for thinking that you're junior high or high school environment is just
going to be the environment.
You're going to have to face the rest of your life.
In addition to whining about being uncool in middle school and getting, you know, relentlessly
bullied for being a gentleman, Elliot also spends a good portion of the manifesto
talking about having sex or more accurately,
not having sex.
One day I found some posts on the internet
about teenagers having sex.
And I was once again reminded of the life I had been denied.
I felt that no girl would ever want to have sex with me.
And I developed extreme feelings of envy,
hatred and anger towards anyone who had a sex life.
I saw them as the enemy.
I felt condemned to live a life of lonely celibacy,
while other boys were allowed to experience
the pleasures of sex, all because girls didn't want me.
I felt inferior and undesirable.
This time, however, I couldn't just stand by
and accept such an injustice anymore.
I refused to continue hiding away from the world and forgetting about all the insults
it dealt to me.
I began to have fantasies that becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having
sex.
I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me.
I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act all because I was unable to have it.
Weird that he seems to understand how his view on things is pretty stupid, not natural.
But you know, just continues to employ that view of the world.
Ellis' entitlement in jealousy permeates the entire text and is very reflective of the
shitty ideology.
We just spent a lot of time going over, right, That ensued them promote the ideology of a community that now
canonizes Elliot for his crimes. He's a big name. Like I said, the in-sale community the biggest sum see him as a true martyr for the in-sale cause of victim who gloriously struck back
against the dehumanizing social system that made his life unlivable.
Ironically, he was a pretty handsome guy, right?
All of the shit was just in his head. You could have just fucking done some therapy,
instead of, you know, becoming a piece of shit mass shooter.
Elliot also posted a video online prior to his rampage
during which he made a series of horrifying statements
including, I'm going to enter the hottest sorority house.
I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck up,
blonde slut I see inside there.
All those girls I've desired so much,
they have all rejected me and looked down on me as an inferior man. If I ever made a sexual advance towards them,
while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes." He also wrote,
Well, now I will be a God compared to you. You will all be animals. You are animals and
I will slaughter you like animals. I'll be a God exactly my retribution on all those
who deserve it. And you do deserve it just for the crime of living a better life than me
And also the popular kids you never accepted me and now you will all pay for it
Girls all ever want to was to love you be loved by you. I wanted a girlfriend. I wanted sex love affection
Adoration I think by adoration he meant unconditional worship
and then finally one more
Soon I will show this cruel world of chads brads tyrone's changs Tommy's and even meldons a world of stasis
Stacey lights giga stasis beckies and even gurts roots what happens when you push an in-sale down for too long
Yes, my wrists are tiny, but my will is strong my skull may be small
I am so so small I'm forced to shop for baseball caps at Gap Kids,
Jimbery, at the children's place.
But my mind is sharp.
My midface ratio, weak chin and lack of discernible jawline,
may reflect poor hunter skills,
and yet I can and will still go hunting.
My tiny, tiny dick, no more than an inch and a half
when truly hard and barely protruding past a main GC
of Whispery pubes might not be ideal for protection or procreation, but it is still capable of pleasure.
Okay, maybe Ellie didn't write all that.
That's it.
I just wanted to mock that pathetic fuck, some goofy insult terminology.
Over the course of the day, the 22 year old Elliot Roger declared war on women, the
insult killed six people, and again again only two of them were women,
ironically, and he injured 14 others. Over the past nine plus years since his horrible
act in death, others who can't get laid and blame everyone but themselves have found
inspiration in Elliot's final acts and have cited him as an influence when it comes to
carrying out unspeakable acts of their own. On December 7, 2017, another in-sell and also
a neo-nazi, William Edward Atchinson,
who craved celebrity for his own mass shooting, shot up Aztec High School in New Mexico,
killed two students, Francisco Fernandez, and Casey Marquez.
Billy Little Risk Micro-Pain, very active in a lot of in-sell forums, had multiple
usernames on many websites, one of them just straight up future mass shooter, and reference
Elliott Roger as well as other mass shooters frequently.
That little risted pinheaded micro-pain which he was a Melvin
coward shot himself before police could apprehend him.
On April 23rd, 2018 in a rendered white Chevy cargo van,
Alec Menazion drove directly over the curb and into a crowded sidewalk in Toronto.
This waste of fucking space sped Southbound down the sidewalk, Alec Menazion drove directly over the curb and into a crowded sidewalk in Toronto.
This waste of fucking space sped southbound down the sidewalk, swarving the cart hit as
many female pedestrians as possible.
Then crossed the other side of the street, continued to strike down pedestrians, never hit
the brakes.
Eventually, a Toronto police officer, Constable Ken Lam intercepted the van.
Menazion exited the car, pointed at what it first appeared to be a handgun at Lam, urged
him to shoot.
The constable realized that Minasian did not have a gun but was holding his leather wallet.
He withdrew his night sick, screamed for the driver to lay down the sidewalk.
When the perpetrator did, he promptly apprehended him.
The entire rampage lasted around 10 minutes.
16 people injured, 10 killed.
Eight of the murdered people, women, uh, as were the majority of those who were injured.
This insult told police he was proud of what he had just done, felt a sense of accomplishment.
He also canonized Roger and the bio is Facebook page read the in cell revolution has begun.
Following the attack on in cell forms, Alec Minascian underwent a canonization of his own.
Many users began referring to him as a saint, hailing him as a hero.
One user wrote of Manassian, spread the name, speak of his sacrifice for our cause, worship him, for he gave us life for our future. He gave you life. Not sure I understand that logic,
right? Our girls suddenly now more interested in you fucking crybabies because he killed some
minutes of women. Nope. Still jerking off alone in Mama's basement,
using your fucking tears for Loub?
Yeah, well, the nothing's changed.
How was his act important anyway?
Other users, considered Minasian's rampage
to be a call to action for all in-sales
to begin murdering and raping women.
One user wrote on in-sale.me,
I want to see some mass food poisoning deaths,
maybe a pipe bomb or two,
or hopefully somebody finally uses a fucking truck.
She just rammed down females during a school parade
or something, mix it up a little.
June 13, 2022,
Manassian sentenced to life in prison,
and hopefully in prison he finally has a very active sex life.
Now, not one that he wants, but I hope he has one.
I hope he is known as Alec Bottom-bunk Missazin. Alec,
prison wallet, now way too loose to hold loose change. Manassian.
November 2nd, 2018. Six people shot two killed in a Florida yoga studio by a self-identified
in-sell. Forty-year-old Scott Paul Bearley entered hot yoga telehassy in the evening,
carrying a new yoga mat, still in a shrink wrapped plastic packaging
and a black fitness bag.
In that bag, he concealed a Glock 9 millimeter.
He told the woman standing at the front desk,
he was there to attend the 530 class,
his name was Scott Paul.
There were only 11 students,
registered for the class that evening.
And Scott Paul was not one of them.
When he learned the number of students in attendance,
he seemed disappointed, so if you were expected, still he paid the $12 entrance fee, joined the rest of the class in the studio,
the students were in child's post, when this piece of shit walked in, and the teacher
instructed him that he could instruct at him, that he could find a spot for his belongings in the
corner. While clumsily looking in his bag, he now told her, but I have a question. Excuse me,
he then put on earmuffs, some hearing protectors, and pulled out the gun.
I love that he used to fucking hear earmuffs.
He reportedly posed for a moment with the gun
as Steve Hendrix would later write in the Washington Post
in a big man power pose of his own.
Then shot the unarmed woman closest to him
during the pandemonium, or the wild and aimless fire
that followed one student in the class Joshua quick
lived up to his name He thought he heard the gun jam this real life fucking hero then grab the upright vacuum cleaner from the corner of the room
Ran at this cowardly in cell
Quick who previously worked as a nurse and was an avid yoga and meditation practitioner
slam the vacuum into this fucking asshole's tiny skull head
Unfortunately, barely did not fall completely retaliated by swinging his gun at the side of
quicks head, causing the incredibly courageous man to stumble to the ground with a large
gash above his eyebrow.
Meanwhile, as these two struggle, multiple women now escape, then Mr. Quick after getting
pissed a whipped, lives up to his name again, gets back up fast, strikes, Bearley again,
gunmen then elbows quick in the face, then turns
his attention elsewhere, allowing both quick and his girlfriend to now escape. According
to the remaining women in the room who were either injured or hiding when beerly was ready
to continue firing, the room must have appeared empty to him because they heard him just,
you know, he had a long pause, muttered something unintelligible, one last gun shot, and then
heard the sound of his worthless discussing body
hitting the yoga studio floor.
Bearly ended his tirade by taking the coward's way out,
right, the way so many mass shooters do.
Right, shot himself in the head.
The two women he killed were more a binkly,
21-year-old student, Florida State,
due to graduates following year,
and Dr. Nancy Van Vessam,
a 61-year-old doctor and chief medical director
for Capital Health Plan. Two, and it's a woman, he did not know Adel. They were just
getting in some healthy self-care and murdered by a pathetic psycho.
Bearley had long since, had long been known to hate women. He had been arrested
twice for groping female students at Florida State, was nicknamed Nazi Scott by a
few who knew him in high school for white supremacist leanings.
In 2002, his parents briefly thought that their son was possibly the DC sniper.
Fuck.
Uh, my God.
Remember the DC sniper?
Episode three, a one of time suck, June of 2022.
The episode that unleashed an unprecedented number of unwanted Papa John jokes.
Weak arrest, smaller skulls, Papa pinheads. In his adolescence, barely wrote a 70,000 word revenge fantasy about a middle schooler
who hates the girls in his class for not liking him back.
This book ends with the protagonist, the girl hating pre-pubescent, brutally killing each
of the middle school girls he despises, admiring their bodies while he does so, then flinging
himself off a roof.
I don't think I'll read it. Doesn't sound very good. Each of the girls in the story based on
Barely's real-life classmates, and he didn't get in massive trouble for this. Around the same time
he also wrote a collection of punk rock songs about different ways to assault and main women,
with titles like Locked in My Basement, Freshly Fried girl, and I will not touch you, my bullets will.
So many fucking red flags around this piece of shit.
Bearly had a semi active social media presence, and one now deleted YouTube video, compared
himself to one of his heroes, Elliot Roger.
With an hours of the attack, the manosphere lit up with praise for St. yoga cell that
she was now being called, and how he had rightfully targeted spandex wearing yoga horse.
How dare these women take care of their minds and bodies by engaging in the healthy practice of yoga.
May 20, 2020, Armando Hernandez Jr. Post a series of Snapchat videos of himself firing shots
down an empty hallway calls himself the shooter of Westgate 2020. The self-described in cell
had been contemplating a mass shooting for three or four years. He wanted to target couples and according to a deputy county attorney,
Ed Leiter intended to make them feel the pain he felt every day. When he arrived at the Westgate
Entertainment District, a shopping center in Glendale, Arizona, with three 30 round magazines
for his AR-15, he started live streaming. Told the camera in the now deleted Twitter video,
let's get this done
Apparently what pushed him over the edge that night was a series of very minor inconveniences
This week-minded victim mentality fuck face
Let's just house that evening in a rage telling his family. He was going to the gym
He first went to Pandex press where for some unknown reason he said he was unable to get food
And that apparently infuriated his in-cell.
Where's the Beijing beef mother?
Why can't I ever win?
My japples are on fire, the state she's mother, the state she's in backies are behind us.
After that he called some friends, nobody answered.
Then thought he might catch a movie, but because it was mid-pandemic, the theater wasn't open.
Why mother? Why is everyone against me?
His AR-15 was already in the back of his car.
So in his growing rage and anger, he decided, fuck it. Time to shoot up them all.
Hernandez shot three people that night. A 19 year old man, a 16 year old girl, and a 30 year old
woman. None of his victims thankfully died. When police arrived to see him five minutes after someone
first reported the attack, Glendale, Lieutenant, Hail Nimrod for this fucking hero. Nick Sussurus, veteran
and police officer of 26 years, immediately took Hernandez into custody without incident.
The insults rifle jammed, preventing the attack from reaching the extent he hoped.
Hernandez would later be indicted by a grand jury on 39 criminal charges, five counts of
criminal damage, one count of unlawful firing of a weapon, two counts of firing to gun
at a building, four counts of endangerment, 15 counts of disorderly conduct, 10 counts of aggravated assault, two
counts of attempted first degree murder.
July 8th of 2022 Hernandez sentenced to 44 years in prison.
And I think it's bullshit.
He didn't get at least life in prison with no possibility of parole, right?
That worthless fuck should never be free again.
Two weeks after her name is attempted to mass shooting
of Virginia man, Cole Karini accidentally detonates a homemade explosive device.
He had intended to use to murder women.
God, I wish every wannabe mass murder had something like this happen to them.
June 3rd Karini went to the hospital with one hand completely gone.
Shrapnel wounds covering his neck, throat, and what remained of his other hand,
missing multiple fingers.
Corrine told the hospital authorities he suffered the accident with his lawnmower.
What kind of accident would that be, right?
You reaching in with one hand to clear away a clump of grass, preventing the blade from
spinning while the end is running like an idiot, then it cuts your hand completely off,
and you just keep going.
You don't even turn off the mower.
You just like with your other hand, you're like, well, maybe I can get it with his hand, and and you just keep going. You don't even turn off the mower. You just like with your other hand,
you're like, well, maybe I can get it with this hand.
And then you lose some fingers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha been mode recently and there was clear evidence of explosion in his bedroom. There was drawings of improvised explosive devices on his walls, both exploded in unexploded remnants of pipe bombs
and a partially constructed pressure cooker explosive device similar to the one used in the Boston
marathon bombing. Also, while searching his home investigator discovered some notes,
Karini had written describing his desire to target quote, hot cheerleaders. Karini had also written,
I will not be afraid of the consequences.
No matter what, I will be heroic, like Elliot Roger.
Ah, fuck.
Karini was sentenced in July of 2021
to 84 months in federal prison
for possessing manufacturing
and unregistered explosive device.
Very ironically, this motherfucker had a steady girlfriend
when he blew his hand off and most of the other one
just wasn't the girl he wanted.
So he wasn't even an in-sell.
So now the in-sell community doesn't really give a fuck about this poser and neither does
anybody else.
Good.
I'm glad when he gets out it's going to be a lot harder for him to cause me him.
Self-proclaimed in-sell Malik Sanchez announces to a crowded Manhattan restaurant on February
13th, 2021, bomb detonation in two minutes.
I will take you with me and kill you all.
I kill you all right now.
This entire thing was being documented via a YouTube live stream
and he was receiving real-time donations
to encourage him to do it.
Scene was chaos as diners ran for their lives,
screams, Sanchez laughed to the audience,
watch on his phone, holy shit boys, holy shit boys.
That was fucking five stars.
That was five stars, he said. Now, not five, not even three out of five.
Sanchez did not have a bomb, just wanted to horrify and instill crippling fear into women
in the general public. Sanchez, known to his followers by the monarch or smooth Sanchez,
very active on in-sale forms, very popular amongst them for the content he made menacing
women in New York City, also frequently praised Elliott Roger online. While attending his later court hearing judge Colleen McMayhan of New York City
told Sanchez he was a sicko and formed in the two of the women who were there had written in their
letters to the judge that she should throw the book at him because his record was relatively clean,
the in cell who carried out a hoax bomb threat and laughing while do so will serve no jail time.
Instead, he received three years of supervised probation during the hearing assistant US
attorney, Kaylin Lasky, pled to the judge.
He's been a managed to the community for years all while spouting in cell ideology.
Well, I guess we can just hope the authorities keeping a close eye on that pathetic cycle.
December 15, 2021 in cell David Kaufman, pled guilty to a federal stocking charge, or
charges, for stocking campaign, a stocking campaign against multiple women.
The last year from October 19th, August of 2020, Kaufman, who also idolized Elliot Roger,
spent almost two years harassing his victims online by impersonating them, threatened
to murder them in very graphic ways.
So I guess it would have been August 19th of 2018, August of 2020. And yeah,
two years of constantly harassing victims online and impersonating them, threatening to murder
them in graphic ways, threatening to violently rape them in graphic ways, sending them pictures
of Rogers victims. Yeah. A copman also went by David Califa and big man on in cell forums,
told courts he was heavily influenced by in cell culture. He was sentenced to only 30 months in prison, April of 2022.
NYPD commissioner Dermott Shea set of coffins crimes.
The abhorrent acts carried out by dirt, David coffin, excuse me, are not isolated,
not just isolated offenses, but representative of a larger pattern of criminality
that tears at the very fabric of our society.
Hail Nirmont commissioner. Yeah, we need to work to make sure this in-sell cancer does not spread.
Too bad the companies that host their websites and forums don't do the right thing and exercise
the right to refuse service, to any customers they choose, and take away these losers' virtual club
houses. October 11th, 2022, self-identified in-sell,
Trey Janko, please guilty to attempting to hate crime.
The 22-year-old was plotting to murder what he hoped would be at least 3,000 women in
sororities at an undisclosed university in Ohio.
In 2019, he purchased tactical gloves, a bulletproof vest, a booey knife, two-glock 17 magazines,
a 9-millimeter-glock 17, a clip, a holster, hoodie that said revenge, and a school face mask.
January of 2020, a little over a month from being discharged from the army in December
of 2019, this in-sell searched the web for planning a shooting crime, and when does preparing
for a crime become an attempt.
Janko had been an active member on multiple in-sell websites since 2019, and prior to
being arrested, had written an in-sell manifesto, a la his hero, Elliot Roger,
whom he idolized. In his manifesto, Janko wrote that he hoped to slaughter sorority women and was
driven by hatred, jealousy and revenge. Janko frequently used the derogatory term for women we
went over earlier, femoid, in his posts, and once posted about the extremely empowering action of
shooting femoids and couples with a water gun for the orange juice.
He compared himself to Roger who had done that same thing in 2012,
two years before his mass shooting in 2014.
In his manifesto, Roger had written about how one day in June of 2014,
he had seen a group of popular fraternity jocks and a flock of beautiful blonde girls playing kickball together.
This time, Elliott wrote,
all the girls were scantily clad.
Rage boiled inside me as I watched those people who thought they were
bedding me, enjoying their pleasurable little lives together.
The rage was so intense I couldn't take it.
I was insulted too much. I couldn't leave them without getting some form of revenge.
So I drove to the nearby K-Mart, bought a super-silker, filled it with orange juice and drove back to the park. They were still there having the time of
their lives and I wanted to ruin it for them. I wanted to ruin their fun just
like they ruined mine, as they would never accept me among them. I screamed to
them with rage as I sprayed them with my super-silker. When the boy started to
yell and chase after me, I quickly got in my car and drove away. I was kidding, with ecstatic hate-fueled excitement.
I wish I could spray boiling oil at those foul beasts.
They deserve to die, horrible painful deaths,
just for the crime of enjoying a better life, as in me.
How pathetic, you know.
You knew that they didn't do anything really wrong,
they just lived a life he wanted.
That's it, for that crime that should be killed.
The crimes, Genko, blood guilty, or punishable by up to life in prison,
if he has been sentenced, the internet does not yet know about it.
May 6th of this year, eight people are murdered by in cell,
Maritio Garcia at the Allen Premium Outlet Shopping Center near Dallas, Texas.
Garcia was an active member on multiple extremist hate group sites
In cell and self-identified Nazi did had several neo-nazi tattoos including large swatz gun as chest letters SS on his right arm
Which is a little extra weird for a dude named Maricio Garcia
Guy who identified as a spanning a guy who looks yeah very Hispanic brown skin brown hair brown eyes, but loved Hitler.
Let's go on with this dumb, very confused motherfucker.
Prior to the attack, Garcia had posted online praising multiple mass shooters and of course
valorizing celebrating Elliot Roger.
Garcia was fairly shot by an Allen County police officer who arrived at the scene immediately
rushed to confront him, Hill Nimrod for this unnamed officer saved an untold amount of
lives. June 28th of this year, officer saved an untold amount of lives.
June 28th of this year,
after having been presented with evidence of the attack
and the body cam footage,
Texas, a Texas grand jury refused to indict the officer
who killed Garcia.
The video begins by showing the officer.
Again, his name has not been released.
Speaking to a mother and her two kids telling the boys,
make sure you wear your seat belts when mommy's driving.
Suddenly, multiple gunshots erupt in the distance
according to the video.
The officer now radios in that he's hearing gunfire at the outlet mall.
Officer that immediately goes to his police cruiser, grabs rifle, starts running.
As fast he can in the direction of gunfire, yelling into his radio.
I'm on foot.
I need everybody I got.
I'll move it as fast as I can to try and get over there.
The officer is hurt on the video.
As the shooting continues, the officer radios in.
I'm a Tommy Hill figure. I don't know where he's at.
Moments later, the officer spots the gunman firing his weapon.
According to the video, the officer returns fire from distance, striking, killing the gunman.
Shot fired by police.
I've got him down.
The officer radios in before moving towards the gunman yelling, drop the gun.
Among Garcia's victims, two sisters, ages 8 and 11, as well as a three-year-old little
boy and both his parents.
Most of his victims ironically are male.
In a landmark case against in-sale violence, Ogg-Zahn Surt is sentenced to life in prison
for stabbing to death 24-year-old Ashien Noel Azaga and brutally attacking Donut Killing
another woman.
It was the first time in Canadian history that an in-sale-inspired crime was designated
as an act of terrorism.
The then 17-year-old self-identified in-sale
entered a massage parlour in Toronto
on the evening of February 24th, 2020,
armed with a large knife.
Sometimes described as a sword and sources,
and scribe with the words, thought slayer.
Thought, a derogatory term that stands for,
that hoe over there. He stabbed the woman
who greeted him, Ashley Arzaga, who had a four-year-old daughter at home in the neck, then continued
to stab her as she fell to the floor. Justice Oktar, the judge who sentenced Sir to life
in prison, stated that the murder of Mrs. Arzaga captured on video reflects the evils of
in-sell ideology. Mr. Sir did not just murder Ms. Arzaga, he butchered her.
After hearing the commotion in the reception area, another woman, who was unnamed in court
documents, worked in the massage parlour, walked in to see what was happening, Sir stabbed her
in the chest, told her he was going to kill her, repeatedly called her a stupid whore,
and this incredibly brave woman, able to escape by wrestling the sword from Sir Tand after being
stabbed in the fucking chest.
Then, yeah, gets it away from him and stabs that little risted pinheaded weak little bitch in the back.
When police arrived, he informed them he had intended to murder everyone in the building,
but that he was happy I got one. Just no remorse, just mindless rage. He'll be eligible for parole
when he's just 28 years old. Let's hope the day deny him and let's get out of this timeline.
Good job, soldier. You made it back.
Barely.
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What a pathetic unintentionally hilarious and also scary and disturbing sub-culture
and ideology, right?
This isn't just people not having sex.
This is people with very specific ideology.
And I'm not surprised this culture exists, right?
Do you know anybody who doesn't seem to have a realistic sense of what the world owes
them, which would be nothing, and of their place in the world, someone pretty delusional,
you know, regarding, you know,
what they feel entitled to.
Someone who doesn't seem to have a realistic sense
of what they're bringing to the table in life at all.
Most importantly, someone who can't seem to see
that it isn't the world that's continually fucking them over.
But rather their own choices and terrible attitude.
I do.
I feel like I run into those people fairly frequently.
This story actually reminded me of a guy I used to shoot some sketch comedy videos with
a long time ago. A guy who aspired to be a documentarian. A guy I tried to help to that
end. A guy I regret ever really associating with because of his, you know, horrible, defeatist,
victim mentality bullshit. This guy was born. What about the same chances of getting what
he wanted his life
as a rest of us. More chances than many, you know, no physical disabilities, no disfigurement,
no debilitating mental illness. He had by his own account, really good childhood, supportive
parents who watched his soccer games, you know, paid for him to go to college, a sibling
a sister who loved him and wanted to depart of his nephew and niece's lives,
full head of hair, solid wrists, eyes spaced, you know, a normal distance apart, not terribly muscular,
definitely not out of shape, intelligent many ways, you know, got a degree from a good school,
decent instincts for storytelling, good sense of humor, great taste and music and art,
and I would not be surprised at all if he is very
active on these in-sell sites right now. He was in his, you know, I don't know, maybe five four.
And my God, what he blamed so many of his problems, specifically on his height.
You should tell me when we hung out around 15 years ago now, back when he was in his late 20s,
that he, you know, barely dated. I suspect he was, you and he decided much like the insells I went
over today that there was just no point in even trying to date because women just did not
want to date a guy his height period. He decided, but I saw girls flirt with him. I also saw
them turned off by his increasingly negative hostile attitude. The fact that he had real
no real life plan. He was very delusional in his ambition. When I met him, he was still living with his parents.
Working part time with the dishwasher at a comedy club, trying to figure out a documentary
to shoot. When he moved, when I moved down to LA, I let him stay with me for a little while,
stayed in my place, shot some stuff for me in exchange for free rent and a chance to
make it as a documentary in Hollywood. Wanted to become a big time documentary
and never have to return to the Midwest.
He got an internship for an established,
you know, with an established documentary filmmaker
seemed happy about it for around a week,
but then some young woman also got an internship
and he felt like his boss preferred her to him.
And he blamed that on her looks and gender entirely.
Couldn't be because she was maybe better.
You know, only because she was attractive.
She soon was offered the paid internship.
He felt entitled to getting, he didn't get it
and he went fucking off.
To the point the filmmaker had to get the lawyers involved
or lawyers had I think the police involved.
Right, he was talking so much crazy shit online about this guy.
This guy bitched to me about how the system was rigged.
Right, Suddenly it was
fuck Hollywood, nothing but untalented hacks and vapid women who just you know would fuck the
hacks in exchange for a taste of the good life. That's all it was. Of course he lost a job to some girl
that the filmmaker was clearly fucking, you know. He bitched about how he'd never be able to compete
with a system like this. You know, the dudes, you know, eager to please all these gold diggers. He got
so worked up about all this shit. I fucking kicked him out of my place.
He went back to his hometown with his tail between his legs
and just doubled down on the stupid mentality.
I tried to talk him in to take more responsibility for his life,
stop blaming everybody else, right?
Even if that guy did give the job to someone less deserving.
Why would he burn the only bridge he had made in a leg?
Could have kept his head down, could have kept his mouth shut, finished the unpaid internship, done a good job,
not complained, and got a solid reference on his resume that could lead to more work, but instead
he tarnished his name by throwing a childish temper tantrum. Burn to bridge, you know, with this guy
burn to bridge with me as well for being unnecessarily angry and negative. We kept in touch loosely.
For a while from afar, I heard about how he moved back in with his folks, refused to
get a day job. He's above it. It was, you know, beneath his talent became more bitter,
more bitter. Excuse me, more angry. Eventually did somehow get a girlfriend for a brief
period of time, couple months, moved him with her very briefly, got some sort of job, seemed
happy for a second. Then she dumped him and then he became more bit of the never.
One rejection sent him to, you know, live back with his folks and hate all women more than
ever.
That was a good decade ago.
I doubt he has dated since years later when I didn't want to resume an old project with
him that he reached out about.
He fucking hated me too.
Told me I was a pussywift bitch who let women make all my decisions for me. First my old manager who was a woman who never liked him.
Now my wife also didn't like him.
His attitude to clear reflection of his growing hatred of women in general.
I cut off ties with this fucking loser had to talk with a lawyer when he started sending
threatening emails.
You know, he showed up a few comedy clubs that's working at me to be seen, tried to bait
me into physically attacking which I almost did. So I'm sure he, you know, he showed up a few comedy clubs I was working at, made a big scene, tried to bait me into physically attacking,
which I almost did.
So I'm sure he wanted to sue me.
So angry at the world for in his mind,
fucking him over, but the world's never fucked him over.
He has fucked himself over for decades now.
He's blind to the fact that he has ruined his life.
I thought back about our old friendship this week,
and I couldn't think of a single example
of him ever truly taking responsibility for his own fuck ups. Nope. Just blame, blame,
blame. And where does that attitude get people? No where. Definitely got him nowhere. Right.
I'm almost certain he's now in his 40s. He's still living at home. Probably will be until
his parents pass on and then I imagine he'll keep living in his childhood at home if they
leave it to him in his will. From what I've heard, he's made zero effort to date
to get a job, to try to pay his own way in life.
Never became the filmmaker he wanted,
not because the game is rigged,
but because he never tried to put himself out there
and push past rejection.
Never tried to get more internships.
Felt he was above him.
He's so talented, but the world just doesn't see his talent
because he's short, because he's not above handsome dude of a hot woman with the right jaw line
I kept track of little short films who was releasing on YouTube for a while and due to his arrogance and lack of hustle in my opinion
They just kept getting worse over time until he just stopped putting them out
He's fucking he's he has chosen to be a complete fucking loser, right each project
You know just fucking not just getting more bitter, more angry, the narration
revealing to dude, more upset with society.
And he's not the only example I personally am familiar with if someone failing in life,
not because the world's against them, not because women is against them, but because they're
against women in the world.
You gotta be careful of the attitudes and beliefs you choose to possess because they will
define you.
Be careful of the company you keep me, Zach.
If you're an angry insell, I can see how becoming part of an online community of fellow angry
insells would be comforting, appealing, leave you feeling less alone.
However, don't you understand that that same company is in the long run just making sure
you stay angry in alone.
If you want to actually have sex someday, sex in a healthy relationship, why would you
surround yourself with a bunch of fucking losers who don't have a clue how to make that happen?
That the last people used to associate with make better friends, set realistic romantic expectations.
If you have no interest and hit the gym, eat and write, get in the tone, rip body, or some
version of that, if you're not a career climber, you're not super ambitious, if you're not someone
who obsessesses over fashion
has great personal hygiene, you know, then why are you fucking
pursuing people who do all that shit?
Just like you have the right to be sexually interested in whatever you want,
sodas, whoever you are pursuing, they don't know you shit.
Just like you don't owe them anything.
And that's just life.
Life owes you fucking nothing.
Last thing about this defeatist in-sell attitude. You can try as hard as you want. You still might not
ever date the woman of your dreams. But you might, Dator, if you give up, right? Trying to get what
what you want, because you think the game is rigged, you will for sure never date her. If you think it's
impossible, because of your eyes facing, wrist and skull size, jawline, muskletcher, income, all
that other stupid giga chat and cell bullshit, you'll never, ever for sure date the woman of your eye spacing, wrist and skull size, jawline, musculature, income, all that other stupid giga chat
and cell bullshit, you'll never, ever,
for sure, date the woman of your dreams.
Isn't a chance of doing that better than no chance?
Right, it is hope, so important in life,
hope of a better future than the present is what helps
many of us, I imagine, keep getting out of bed in the morning.
And if you lose hope, right, then you're just gonna give up.
So don't give up.
Stop playing the victim, stop choosing to be weak,
stop choosing to be such a whiny, bitter,
little omega male bitch that loose of phenophines,
pathetic, be better than that.
Or, I don't know, go get a sex spot.
Stay in the basement, a basement that reeks of shame and come,
and never fucking see the light of day again,
and leave the rest of us alone you fucking weirdo
Hail neem run
Number one in cells or involuntary celibates believe as men
They're entitled to sex and women's bodies and they blame bad genetics evolution and of course women being pieces of shit
For not being able to get laid.
Damn women and their hypergamy.
Number two, in cells are a part of a larger virtual space of male communities who feel themselves
to be devalued and victimized by society, called the Manosphere.
In cell forums and websites are rife with violent misogyny and the encouragement of rape.
Number three, dominate. Insell subscribe to a series of standardizations, you know,
standardize standardizing systems of rating attractiveness and dominance hierarchy. For men,
the lowest of the low are the insells rated one out of 10 with no women to have sex with,
no masculine features to aid in their attempt to ascend the social ladder. At the top of the
top is the giga chat, a 10 out of of 10 thick neck motherfucker with access to all of society's greatest privileges
Stacey sex and chat power
Number four due to an increasing rate of in cell fueled violence starting with his piece of shit Elliott Roger in 2014
In cells now considered as a domestic terrorist threat in the US Canada and elsewhere
And number five new info
As it turns out in cells I lies more than mass shooters, Canadian psychologists, Jordan
Peterson, a fellow podcaster has been hailed as a sort of
intellectual champion for in cells. As his thoughts on
masculinity being under attack seemed to legitimize what
in cells perceive themselves to be experiencing marginal
marginalization due to gender. In a 2018 New York Times
article titled Jordan Peterson
custodian of the patriarchy, he was quoted saying that Toronto killer, the guy we met,
Alec Menacean, was angry at God because women were rejecting him. The cure for that is enforced
monogamy. That's actually why monogamy emerges. You can imagine how positively the incellosphere responded to that suggestion.
Have you seen any pics of Jordan Peterson?
Very dull-like, pray eyes, tiny wrists.
School looks a little small as well.
Hmm.
He might not also be an in-cell, but he is certainly no chat.
Time suck, tough, five takeaways.
The horrifying world, the disgusting ideology of in-sales has been sucked.
Thank you to the Queen of Badmatti, rest of the team, including a suck-ranger title
C, record in the show.
Molle Jean Box providing the initial research this week for the very first time to
the great job.
Thanks to the Spacers on Patreon for supporting the show.
Thanks to the All-Scene Eyes moderating the cold to the curries, private Facebook page,
the mod squad making sure the time suck discord channel stays fun.
And thanks to everyone over on the time sucks subreddit and bad magic subreddit.
I know some of you miss me previewing next episodes, and maybe I'll be able to get back to that,
at least here and there at some point this next year when I'm more ahead on content.
Don't feel rushed and to pick something fast.
For right now, don't know what the topic next week will be, but I do know it will be an inspiring topic as
is our year end tradition now with the recap of sorts of 2023 and a look ahead to 2024.
Right now let's head on over to this week's Time Sucker updates. First update coming in from a Steve Sack with a needed pronunciation update and more.
He writes in with the subject line of treatise.
Reverend Doctor laser rocket guardian Dan can't believe no one's brought up that bit from
Chinese affection in a time-sucker update.
I'm here to correct your motion mouth and also provide possible insight.
I'm working my way through the catalog and I'm wrapping up suck 318.
In multiple episodes, I've heard you say treat C. I think you're trying to correctly say treat us.
It's pronounced treat us. Also from the MRTCG episode, I think Americans simply aren't concerned
with happenings in Africa unless they're African. I don't think it's disrespect or anything just that we consider Africa to still be a developing
and war-torn continent, so shitty things are going to occur more often than somewhere like
Europe you would think.
Much love and appreciation from this pilot sucker who agrees with you on your opinion of
Malaysian 370.
Steve Ryan.
Well, thank you, Steve.
Yes, I was trying to say treatise.
I think I've had this correction come in before.
I think I started saying it correctly,
then went back to treat C,
and I don't even know where I got the word treat C in my head.
Regarding Africa, I think you might be right
that we have different expectations, I guess,
for life on that continent, but how sad is that?
Like how sad is it that we're still such a tribal species
and care more about atrocities happening to people
who just happen to look more like we do?
I hope someday humanity can get a place,
get to a place where we truly see each other
as humans first, everything else is a very distant second.
And by everything else, I mean, nationality, ethnicity,
gender, sexual orientation, any notion of first, second,
or third world, right?
None of that should factor in when it comes to just human to human empathy.
A trostee should be measured only by the total cost of human suffering, not which humans
are suffering and where they're suffering.
And finally, gladden actual pilot, and I see eye to eye on that flight disappearance
and safe travels.
This next update, post on our Patreon page by Lucifin loveing boss bitch,
Liza with lime eyes. And this may be laugh so hard. Liza writes, this is the long post,
but well worth your time if you need a laugh. Shout out to the meat sack that was a teacher
in a small conservative Texas town. Yeah, in a previous update. I am an undercover.
I am undercover, but my bicycle only likes to ride with other bicycles.
And we ride off ramps all the time
and we are still fucking gorgeous bikes.
When I worked in corporate America,
a woman forgot her phone when she went to a meeting
and when her Bluetooth, that was in her ear,
broke with her phone.
You could hear that the phone,
you could hear coming from her phone,
the loudest, most raunchy porno as you can think of.
The women on that porno knew how to scream, I'm coming, motherfucker.
Really well.
We are just in a big room full of desks, listening.
The two managers bash into each other trying to get to the phone, and of course it's locked.
So the next logical step would be to turn off the phone.
No, they were so upset, they ran into the parking garage, and threw it in the janitor's office
and slammed the door.
All the while, you're hearing some nasty, dirty talk, skin slapping coming from the phone.
I was dead.
I'm not sure if I've ever laughed harder in my life.
My head was on my desk and I laughed so hard I had a puddle of tears and all my buddies
and I were doing that squealing type of laughing that you can't stop.
We left her a very long while.
We composed ourselves.
The woman came back from her meeting and said, where's my phone? The manager's pounds on her took her to her phone. I'm sure she was written
up about four times, but didn't lose her job. She came back, sat down, smiled, and started to work,
like nothing happened. The best part, she was a preacher's wife. If I didn't make it clear,
I'm also a Texas teacher in a small concerted town. Liza, I love this holy shit. What a scene that would be to witness. I would also be cry laughing so good.
I like that when she came back. She just smiled, started to work act like nothing happened.
And what a lucky preacher. Get some good loving.
From the sounds of it.
When Lindsay tells me that she's watched some porn, I find it so hot.
I'm glad you and your biker gorgeous and enjoying the company of other gorgeous
shoes bikes.
Safe riding.
Hi, oh,
Sasperetta away.
Next up, a fire up sack, Bridget, Lotito, right thing with the subject line of
fucking bookbanging idiot, which writes,
Sir, I'm inflamed at the growing foundation of incompetence in this country.
At the end of your episode on the protocols, you told us the infuriating tale of the woman in Florida who without
having read the poem she was protesting used her extensive stupidity to get the poem banned
from her child's elementary school. She simply filled out a request form, answered a
question regarding her awareness of the poem's professional reviews. With an audacious
I don't need it. And one week later, educators with mindful intent found her request valid and
instituted the ban, unfucking believable. While we laugh and shake our heads and disbelief,
this Florida woman's in name behavior, the true culprits in the story are the educators who
capitulated their approval gave sway to this woman's irrational uneducated request and thereby
contributed to the increased ignorance in our society. And most egregious, this story is not an anomaly.
Read the news and note tales of dumbing down expectations,
rationalizing untoward behaviors, and excusing the inexcusable,
all in the name of fairness.
Until rational, intelligent people, like you, Dan,
stand up to the stupid bullshit,
knitwits will continue to enlarge our country's cesspit.
Dan, you consistently validate my faith in you
being a fantastic meat sack.
You're a brilliant thoughtful man.
Don't let Nasey or suck your soul.
Beside note, my son, Benjamin,
gave me the gift of you.
If you read this on air, please give a huge thank you
and what this big deal?
Shout out to my Benny Bug.
He's one of the best meat sacks.
I hope you keep on sucking in.
Always and forever.
Don't know what I would do without you.
Fill in my earholes.
Great for loyal validated spaces or bridge it.
Bridge it yeah, no, thank you so much.
I'm not gonna lie.
When your livelihood is dependent on keeping
a large audience entertained.
And that's continuing to listen.
It is difficult to want to take a stand
on polarizing issues sometimes.
And sadly, bookbending has become a polarizing issue
which I find frightening.
But I will speak out on shit like this because I don't want to live in a society And sadly, bookbending has become a polarizing issue, which I find frightening.
But I will speak out on shit like this,
because I don't wanna live in a society
where we do constantly capitulate
to the most ignorant members,
just because they have large numbers
and some political weight to throw around.
I love doing this.
Excuse me, right now I honestly love doing this
more than I ever have,
and I wanna do it for a long long time.
But also if my big mouth sinks this ship
by standing up for principles, I strongly believe in,
well, I guess I'll have to find something else to do. As much as I love this, I would rather not do
it than become just another part of the problem, right? I appreciate your motivating words, Bridget. Thank
you so much. And Benjamin, what is big deal? Mama is big deal. Go to the corner, not to bother Mama
when stroking soft shamecock. And finally, Todd Carns,
did I just say Todd Carns writes in with greetings,
Sakathia, my name is Todd Carns,
I'm a nerdy space, I'm the wrote in
after the New Mexico prison riot stock.
During the Korean War, you took a break from Jovily Joviness,
nice to ask a question.
For the first time since I started listening,
I felt strongly enough to write in. Before I get into it, please realize I'm not a historian
or a politician. I'm a software engineer. I don't always fully comprehend my fellow
meat sacks in the ways of the world. And that's one of the many reasons I tune in each
week. However, I think I'd like to take a stab at answering your question of if we have
given out so much aid. Why don't we get paid? Yes, I'm talking about giving aid to other
countries, not getting as much back. Please let me walk you through how I think about this from the
mind of a coder. As coders, we consider all possible paths. For example, in the happy path,
when you correctly enter your password during login and in the sad path, when you enter an incorrect
password and have to try it again. Now let's think about the US providing aid around the world.
In the happy path, we stick our necks out to help people in need, right?
We have seen plenty of commercials of us flying around the globe
helping people during natural disasters and during international crises.
I think that this is something all of us meet sacks can get behind.
What about in cases of other paths?
What about when we take part in a war
and we may not have had the best interest our nation
of our nation in mind in doing so.
What happens when we start behaving so radically that other nations begin to reconsider if
they want us involved in the first place, what happens when someone wearing our flag
commits unspeakable acts that none of us would get behind and then we also demand to payment.
In that light, we can quickly begin to look like global thugs.
With all of that in mind, we do still get paid just not in cold hard cash.
We get paid in better trade deals. We get paid by our citizens being able to travel the
world and not have to use a visa when visiting 147 nations. We get paid in a greater sense
of security because we don't have to worry about what the next move, the big baddies around
the global be. We get paid by the best minds of the world, watching to work here because
of the opportunities they seek and they want to piece of the pie.
Finally, what if we didn't provide aid at all?
Knowing that the return on the aid is better trade deals and how that creates ripple effects
that impact one's standing on the global stage, someone else will provide that aid.
If we truly want to be the leaders of the free world, I believe this comes with the territory.
If this makes it to the air, could I get a shout out to my beautiful girlfriend, Jen and
our dog, Lucifina, Lucie for short?
Life may be full of challenging decisions, but it is easy to see that life is so much better with them both. Thanks again, some nerdy
Gibroni Todd
Todd, thank you for your thoughts. I love them. Yeah, yeah, I guess getting paid doesn't have to only be in the form of direct financial
compensation. It is nice to be able to travel to almost any nation in the world safely as US citizen. It's nice to feel safe at home. It's nice to have all the beneficial trade deals that
allow us to buy, you know, cool goods from across the globe for a reasonable prices. Yeah, we do
benefit in so many ways. From the sacrifices our military makes on a daily basis and have been making
for over a century now globally going back to before World War One. Also, love that your dog is named
after Lucifina. That is awesome. Hail Lucifina. Thank you, Lucy. Thank you, Jen, for making Todd so
happy. Thank you, uh, all. I assume maybe Lucifina has to listen for listening to this show.
Enjoy life with your two kickass ladies. Hope they don't become zombified anytime soon and remain trustworthy light workers.
Thanks for listening to another Bad Magic Productions podcast.
I'm scared to death time suck each week. Please don't start hating all women this week because
the girls you desire do not desire you. trying to work out and or diet plan or therapy
Maybe put more effort into what you wear or what kind of attitude you have or I don't know focus on other girls or
Stop thinking about sex and romance for a while and just stay here with me and keep on sucking. You big strong handsome Chad you Oh man, I am so afraid to leave the sucked dungeon recording studio now.
Now that the recording is over and ventured out to the rest of the office, what am I going
to fight?
You know, has Lindsey gotten more zombie-fied?
Did I even tell you what powerful demon
has taken possession of her body?
Theodore Bartholomew.
Yes, the powerful demon Teddy Bart.
Pray for me, meat sex.
Keep me in the light to protect me
from the powerful and evil
and mostly very independent and willful Teddy Bart.
evil and mostly very independent and willful.
Teddy Bart.