Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #1005: The Red Eyed Demon With The Nephilim Death Squad
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People will say that it's purely a psychological phenomenon, that your body will go into a state of paralysis.
And when you wake up in that halfway point between paralysis and, you know, waking life,
you're still in a visual hallucination state from your dreams.
And you're afraid because you're paralyzed.
So you will then start to hallucinate scary imagery.
The problem that I had with that when I was really young was my step-grandmother told me,
well, one night I saw him.
And at the breakfast table, I was talking to my son.
sister. They're just kids, elementary school.
And the sister confirms
she saw it that night
too. And they're speaking in hushed
tone so the mom doesn't over here
and she does overhear and she goes, what are you girls talking about?
And they break the news to her and she
says, I saw him too.
In a different bedroom that same night.
All of them paralyzed.
All of them seeing this thing.
What the fuck are you guys people talking about?
Global controls.
have to be imposed and a world governing body will be created to enforce them.
Welcome to tinfoil half.
We go deep, home, boy.
Eric, open your mind.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
Dude, you just blew my mind.
Are you ready to get your mind?
All right.
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Very excited to have our guests back.
the newly appointed,
anointed. We got local
celebrities here. Big
ballers. You know,
the highest vote getters for the
latest installment of Mount
Crushmore. Please welcome
Nephilim Desquod, top lobster
and Raven. How are you guys?
Welcome.
Is that what it is? I thought
we were in the running for most racist podcast.
Yeah, that's what we won. They go hand in hand.
They go hand in hand.
It's like we're trying to behave.
We've been trying to clean, like we're on a slippery slope where we behave really good.
And the show is like really, like information driven clean.
And then we go like weeks at a time where we're just in the mud.
It's like, have you seen what the black community is doing today?
But I mean, have you?
Have you looked around lately?
It's crazy.
Honestly, the pineapple spheres thing, that made me stumble.
Did you guys see the pineapple spears thing?
That really dragged us into.
What is that with the watermelon or what was it?
They put it inside the high sea.
The Kool-Aid?
The Kool-Aid.
The delicious diabetic treat.
What is it now?
Oh my God. Jody, you're behind it.
So, Black people haven't partaking.
He doesn't partaking this.
We're Nephlin Death Squad, by the way.
They've been taking pineapple spears and pickling them in Hawaiian punch and Kool-Aid and selling them.
And they've also been eating corn stalker.
Okay, this presents huge problems because, again, the show is not about that.
But when shit like that happens.
It's kind of about it.
that my eye starts to my eye just goes back to it and I'm like we got it we have to address this right
you can't let they're selling coolade pineapple spheres out of their car like their drugs and now my
algorithm is feeding me this and I'm like I dude that is the weirdest thing about Twitter if you just
like one thing your entire feed becomes that all of it I liked a couple of Spider-Man memes and
now it's like all Spider-Man I'm like I don't want to do this right now so we do a we do another
show called Neft to America, which is just a, it's a commentary show about whatever the hell's viral
at the moment. And I never do any preparation for that show. Those are the best shows. Yeah, if I just
click on something conspiratorial and give it three minutes, my whole feed is going to be filled with
all the latest conspiracies. And I have content for the, honestly, guys, great time to do what we do.
Is it not? We've never had more content than in 2020. I'm telling you, man, it's such a, you know,
it's like, listen, we can all agree there's a lot of shit not to like about Trump and 100%.
Like, you know, we just in Conspiracy Social Club last night and it's like, he's the most corrupt president ever.
I'm like, well, some of the corruption is just because there's there's things around now that weren't around when Obama was there.
Like, you don't think Obama would be doing crypto coins if they were around during that time.
If I'm going to have, you know, a potential antichrist as a president, he's not gay.
that which I mean he might he's not openly gay which is very cool
we like our gays closeted that's right say in the closet dude
Obama was way too about the big ass just don't tell us about it
that's it man so I you know there's a lot sure a lot
we're a bit old school at Nephlam death squad you get in the closet and you
stay in the closet right that's where you belong now finish
suck it no that's up you know that closet would be so clean
and it would just be so it would just be bright colors it would be safe
marble. Yeah, it would
be the nicest closet you'd be a
walking closet, though. It'd be a big closet, though.
It would just be glorious.
Did you see Rod Blagojevich?
You remember him, the corrupt
former governor of Illinois.
He was on, he went on like Tucker.
He's doing the rounds because he's got a book, I think.
And he was talking about how Obama, when Obama first
became a senator, they came to him
and were like, hey, Michelle Obama's
going to need at least 200 grand
and a job at the university
of Chicago or one of the universities.
And they just like a demand.
Like it was like, okay, this is what I'm going to get.
And you have to give it to her.
It was, and he kind of suggests that it's, it was obvious from that point that he was like destined by whoever's in charge.
That he was an Obama.
I mean, that's the surest line.
Yeah, a Bush, a Bush, right now.
He is an Obama and he is a Bush, dude.
For sure, dude.
You're not going to discriminate against an African American homosexual man in a transsexual relationship.
relationship. Are you? Allegedly. At the White House, allegedly. That's crazy too. And it's so 300 by the way. She got 300,
grand, he said from the universe, the next universe. And we get into like how on this show we always talk about how
they push a narrative. And then when push comes to shove, they don't really believe in it. And it's like Michelle
Obama being a man. And how outrage they get by that while simultaneously for decades telling us trans or
unicorns. It's like all we're saying is like she's a wonderful unicorn and you're losing your
fucking mind. Same thing with gay. It's like, dude, you can't stop having kids at gay pride. And then
you say Obama's gay and you lose your fucking mind. It's just like it's so obvious that you don't
believe in it. You just push a narrative just to piss your dad off. Yeah. One of my favorite things
about Michelle Obama besides her giant penis is when she went on tour and she's telling everybody
how to be like a strong independent woman and you should have like a career.
and be a boss bitch and all this.
And I'm like, you're married to the most powerful at the time,
the most powerful man in the world.
And you're telling other people like, you don't need no man.
It's like,
Yeah.
To destabilize.
Job.
Yeah.
Doing a book tour.
It's wild.
It's the same shit Beyonce did that I'm single.
She has a song where she tells everybody to be single.
All the single lady.
Fucking JZ.
Yeah.
You're like, what the fuck you're talking about, bitch?
It's demonic as shit because they know that the window for women to reproduce is so much
shorter.
So if you can just get them to buy that,
long enough. They're kind of fucked.
I hate those testimonies. You
hear women that have like, you know, they boss bitch
their way all the way to their 40s and now they're like,
you know, I kind of want a family and
it's not in the cards anymore. And I'm like,
damn, dude. Like, you bought that.
You bought that bullshit. You bought that bullshit.
You bought that bullshit. It's crazy.
And it's a bummer. But I mean, you got to get, you got to
give it to them to at least admitting that they fucked up.
Because there's some that run it on like, no, I'm happy.
I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy.
Chelsea handler.
Inside of their brain, they're like, dude, I fucked up bad.
The Chelsea Handler story is the best evidence that Hollywood is full of shit.
Yeah.
I mean, all they're calling everybody is the like left can't stop talking about the Epstein class.
They can't stop talking about Nazis.
And then it turns out that Chelsea Handler went to dinner with Jeffrey Epstein.
And then her grandfather was literally a Nazi.
And nothing happens.
Like, nothing happens.
Can I ask you something, Sam?
Like, at that roast, the Kevin Hart roast, I don't know if you've been to these kind of events, but like, what's that like behind the scenes?
Like, you know, there's a green room.
I assume everybody's in it.
And Shane is about to say some crazy shit on this lady in front of everybody, the entire world.
Is like, is anything discussed at all?
Is this WWE?
Or is this just like?
I've never been to those giant roast.
I have no interest in any of that.
But I've been to roast.
and everyone's kind of chill at first,
and then the knives come out,
and everybody's, that one's a little different.
Now, these roasts are a little,
usually when you do roast everyone's friends,
and they just kind of light each other up and it's laughter.
Like, you know, these things are starting to get really fucking vicious, dude.
You know, it's not the old school Dean Rose.
It's like, this stuff is like blood support.
Yeah, the Friars Club. No, it's not.
Yeah, they were all just friends.
It's a Thunderdome in a way, right?
Because you've got Hinchcliff and you have Shane up there,
and they're not, you know, they're not like,
necessarily on the all the way on the right wing but they're they're over there and then and then
there's other people on the left and they're like they put them the battle and yeah what happens now
it's very interesting i like it i like it i'm a big fan it it's also an indication of like exactly
how everything operates in terms of the left right dynamic because you know political
correctness is literally about telling white guys they can't make jokes about other people and i've said
this on david lucas's podcast is like the reason everyone hates white race
racism is because they're the best at it.
Oh, yeah.
Like, they are the bad, like, no one comes up with better memes, better jokes, better names, better.
And then you try to hit them and they can't stop laughing, male monkey.
I'll argue that.
I'll argue that point.
Who has the better, who has better insults?
Who is the best racist?
The Jews are the best racist.
They have the most racist term for everybody.
I disagree because they cry.
They cry too much.
You can't like the game.
It's what else?
They cry in soccer, you sons of bitches.
And you guys love soccer.
Who are the Jews?
cry, it's too much. Who else has a racial term? That's a blanket racial term, a racial slur for everybody.
Yeah. Yeah, I know, but like a bit about that. Yeah. Like, there's nobody trying to push like
anti-anti-Christianity laws. Like, they're literally such cuns that they, they are trying to
pass laws. You can't make fun of them. And like, for me, for me, I like, I love everybody. It's
just like, I don't believe in protected classes.
And like, and it's like, I know people like, and they need anti-Semitism so they can
pass anti-antism laws.
Like, that's why all this shit is just free fly, flying everywhere is like they need this
shit.
They need to crank it up so that everyone gets fucking upset about it.
You know what I'm saying?
And they can pass their noahide laws.
I was looking at the Bible and it's, and it's talking about how the Jews are looking at it
where you were just going to do not.
I was just going to.
Exactly.
It was like touching the cover.
I wonder what that says.
But, you know, God's saying that the Jews effectively are blind.
They have a spiritual blindness.
And this is diagnosed all those thousands of years ago.
And I'm like, maybe like, because you know, you go back and forth.
It's like, are the Jews manifesting their own oppression so that they can cry more and be gifted maybe as another small country?
Dude, it's the currency.
Oh, yeah.
It's the currency.
It's the currency.
It's like, you know, it's like, even if you take out like any like demographic, you take
out any label, whatever, black white.
Born on third dad's like we, W. Kwame Bell or whatever his name is, Johnny.
Oh, you, Kamal Bell.
Kamal Bell.
It's fucking Jaden Smith.
Putting out fucking like a private school Negro.
And it's just like, it's just that is the, that is the greatest like, I mean, dude,
example of just Bolshevik bullshit, dude.
Just straight up Bolshevik bullshit.
And it's like, and there's, when you're the second, have the second highest standard
of living after Asians, okay, you're, you're rich kids.
And it just, it just, you have to have purpose in your life.
And your purpose of your life is fighting hate.
And hate now is like more dangerous than actual violence.
Like, it's crazy to me.
Yeah.
The hate is so fucking angry, you know?
Remember when Jaden Smith and Shilabuff were out in wherever the fuck they were in the deserts or something?
And they're going, they have a live stream webcam.
And they're both preaching over and over again.
They're going, he will not divide us.
He will not divide us.
And it's Jayden Smith.
How old is he at the time?
God knows, maybe 17 years old or some goofy shit like that.
And they're talking about how they're doing this from an undisclosed location and nobody's going to take down this live stream.
And it was so cringy and so retarded.
that the internet banded together, looked at the stars that were in the sky on the live stream,
and geolocated, triangulated their position so that somebody could go out there, find the live stream camera,
break it and take it down.
But like, yeah, it is this, this, you know, I don't want to use a word that's super gay,
but like privileged, right?
You're hyper privileged in your life.
And you need, I think we all do need.
That gives you purpose.
We all need that great struggle, whatever that is.
and, you know, if you're rich
and you haven't struggled worth of shit,
maybe it calls to you a little bit more.
But you know who comes from the struggle?
Who came from the streets?
Who came from the streets?
Anna Polina Luna.
Oh.
At least that's a story that we...
Have you guys...
Well, the story is, is she a...
Was she a stripper or was she just a waitress?
That's the argument I've been getting from people.
I think you were dating a girl and she's just like,
I didn't strip there.
I was just a waitress.
Yeah.
But that is...
Yeah, she's way too hot to just be a waitress.
waitress.
Come on, bro.
What are we doing?
What are we talking about?
No, I'm with you, but that's the pushback I got from that whole thing was that.
That's all right.
Well, you know what I've heard that?
I've kind of heard that when the, when the, you're a bartender at a stripper.
They don't consider themselves strippers.
They're like, oh, I'm just a bartender, but I'm like, you're kind of there.
But they will eventually, they will eventually strip.
It's like, it's like a waitress at a comedy club will eventually try stand up at some
point. Same thing with stripping.
They see all this money getting made.
And they're like, I can fucking do that. And then they get up,
they come up with a bullshit name and they,
and that's it. You know what I'm saying?
Her grandfather was,
her grandfather was a Nazi.
And like, they all are.
Wait, wait, check this out. Check this out. Check this out. Check this correlation out.
Hey, hey, I worked at a strip club, but I wasn't a stripper. I was a waitress.
Her grandfather, hey, I was a Nazi, but I wasn't anti-Semitic.
I just had to do what I had to do.
Like, is this?
Oh, no, his thing was he was, he was in the army, the German army, but that wasn't really a Nazi.
I didn't know Jews. I didn't, hey, I didn't, I didn't dance on the pole.
All these elites, their parents were either slave traders or Nazis. It's so crazy to me.
That chick came out of nowhere, it feels like, and she's, she's like threatening the CIA.
If you don't return the documents to Tulsi Gabbard's desk, I'm going to subpoena.
I'm going to tell you why I like her. I don't like her because her mouth is too big.
I don't trust her.
For her face?
for her face.
I know you like that.
She worked in a strip club.
She's got a big mouth.
Great teeth.
I probably got an extra row of teeth.
I'm down with teeth.
I'm a teeth guy.
I've been on the record.
Big teeth.
Slightly cross-eyed.
I'm fucking in.
Let's go.
We're partying.
We're partying.
She came out of nowhere and she's talking about all of our shit.
Yeah.
And I have these instances of, like, you see jealousy and rage.
Yes.
You see, other people do this when somebody starts talking about their thing and they're like,
they don't know about this.
I know about it.
And then they want to tear the guy down because he's in like a bigger platform.
That's what we're doing right now.
In a way, but I feel like it's fair, right?
Because she's in the government.
She's a woman.
So we're allowed to do that.
She needs to understand her place.
If anybody was going to go and talk about the book of Enoch, it should have been us.
If anybody was going to threaten the CIA, it should have been not her.
It's not even to say us, but like, why is she represent?
the conspiracy community at large with all of these like she's doing disclosure she's doing jfk
she's doing mk ultra she was just leading the the first mk ultra trial yeah you're totally right
why is she the one they picked they're like everyone's obeying her they'll listen to what she has to say
i think it's some divine feminine bullshit an apolina luna she changes her last name i don't know
what the hell her last name was before but now it's luna luna like the triple moon the goddess
the maiden or no it's the maiden the maiden the crone and the mother like it's the three stages you ever
see that's like Crescent Moon, full moon, Crescent Moon.
That's a witchcraft symbol.
And it's, it's Bridgettee Fettyssey.
Oh, yeah, Bridget Fettyssey symbol.
That's fucking strange, yeah.
But yeah, I think we're in this season of like hyper divine femininity.
They want to sell you the goddess.
They want a strong woman to lead the way and do X, Y, and Z.
That's why if you remember back to the, not this Super Bowl, but the one before where they did
it in Caesar Superdome, during the commercial break, there wasn't like a whole lot of symbolism,
but they did do some divine feminine shit from the, from the,
the top down Caesar Superdome looks like a gigantic egg when they let out a Sizzla or whatever the fat black rapper.
I don't know her fucker name for a rapper by the way.
I'm taking it.
If Sizzla's still on the table.
Sizzla take it, dude.
That's amazing.
It was the chick that did the show with Kendrick Lamar where he wore the silly pants.
But when she came out, she was in an inverted triangle on the stage and she was at the head of the triangle.
the inverted triangles a symbol of the divine feminine.
And then during the commercial break,
they had a chick playing flag football.
And she's fucking juke in all the dudes.
And she scores the touchdown.
But her number on her jersey is 77,
which is another nod to the divine feminine.
So we've been in this kind of season of it.
And I swear to God,
they're just serving us up this chick.
And they make her pretty.
They make her mouth big.
Nice teeth for Sam Tripoli.
They made her mouth big.
They did make her mouth big.
They wouldn't always that big.
Like a mouth stretcher?
I don't know what the machines they have.
Or they just look for the big mouth lady and be like.
That's probably it too, yeah.
But I just find it strange, man, because yesterday,
the first hearings on MK Ultra since 1977,
so there's at 77 again.
Somebody shout out to Isaac Weissive.
And Annapolina Luna is heading it.
And all it is is she's,
you know what she's serving up?
It's like conspiracy theorists, we're right about fucking everything.
She's going to do disclosure for us.
You guys are right about aliens.
But she's going to do a book of Enoch for us.
Isn't it so it's soft because it's not detailed and it's not, you're not really giving information.
You're just kind of like brushing the top of this very dusty tomb.
Yeah.
And people see it for the first time.
They go, oh, that's really cool.
And he's here to jerk off conspiracy theorists.
Not even, but you're not going to come.
It's just.
It's a cycle of JFK and then like, yeah, disclosure.
Yeah.
Because she had like Tom O'Neill on it.
I mean, the most mainstream benign version of.
Tom is very interesting because we've had him on the show.
And when we kind of pressed him,
if everything he used to talk about from the 70s, 60s and 70s is going on today,
he wouldn't comment on it.
Because I think he was on when Biden was president and he didn't want to get into that,
which is always like you're kind of just destroying your credibility if you have blind spots.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we've talked about it on your show.
I think that was one of our earliest episodes.
It's like everybody knows it's all still happening today.
If they ever dissolved MK Ultra, the adjacent programs are still alive.
And all it is is they found out that it was all viable and it did exactly what they needed it to do.
Now it's free range, right?
We talked about that with the telepathy tape shit.
It's all, we're all doing it to ourselves.
High grade, psychedelics, trauma in our little scrying mirrors.
We're all disassociating one way or another.
Like we're all watching black content on Twitter.
We're all the experiment.
That's it now.
So it's free range.
And then they just do a selective process, like the gate program, to figure out who's got generational iniquity, who's got lines open to demonic theater.
And then they go, there's your fucking shooter.
And it's just like frequencies, you know, it's just they throw out a frequency and they're not trying to get everybody.
They're just trying to get one person just to kick it off.
It's like when all the Russia gate stuff started coming out about, you know, Obama illegally wiretapping Trump.
and which is probably still fucking a sciop in itself.
I think it's all,
I think Hillary Clinton kneecapping Bernie Sanders
was done on purpose so she could run against Trump
and Trump gets in, you know?
I mean, that's what they do.
When they run a horrible candidate against somebody
they really want to get in.
Yeah.
You know, but it's,
but, you know, it's when the stuff was coming out
about Obama wiretapping,
Trump,
the next day there was a shooting
at the Kansas City Chief's
Super Bowl parade
like conveniently and now that becomes
the main story
in the news and not like the rush you gay shit
so I think they they just
every time something they don't want you to talk about
bang you know now they got the whole stuff with
you know we got to put out the Epstein list
which is crazy because we already know everything
we're just waiting for them to tell us what we already know
there's a there's a crazy connection that I have made
a while ago. And it's probably an unfounded theory, but I think it's interesting. We're talking about
Epstein. He's born in 1953. In 1963, when he's 11, they start investigating and doing
research on herpes, which is Epstein-Barr syndrome. And I just found that interesting because I'm like,
okay, so at that time, he would be around 10, 11 years old. That's like a prime candidate for a
gate student where they would be processing, doing this process of elimination to find out who is the
candidate? Because you always think about Epstein. Is he a created person? Like, where did this guy come from?
Oh, yeah. You had on our favorite. I saw her on your show. Oh, yeah. Even vibration. Yeah,
she's got to believe anything's real. She's out there, but she's fucking, she's thinking.
She's, uh, we discovered she had like a hundred people on, on, on Twitter at the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are literally who put us on her or put her on our radar.
Yeah, she goes out there, dude.
She's hot and she just...
She'll be on your podcast telling you your podcast isn't real.
Yeah.
And she's so hot, you're like, I'll believe anything else.
I like that energy, though.
I appreciate that.
You need those people.
You need those people.
I agree, dude.
You do need those people.
Let's say Epstein is real.
And let's say that around 11 years old, he's going through the skate program.
It's just weird that Epstein Bar syndrome, which is herpes,
which is going to be related to all kinds of sexual activities
is discovered and kind of like founded in that year.
Yeah.
By the way,
that came up.
And then his,
his groomer later on will be bar,
you know.
That's so weird.
And it's like,
that is so weird.
I know.
That sounds very schizophrenic.
No,
you know what's weird is that that came up in a translation thing that we were doing with
our clip maker.
Shout out to Lainey.
Lainey makes all the clips for the show.
That's true as well.
Shout out Lainey.
Dude, Lainey,
crushes. Any of the clips that you guys see that you like, especially the really crazy
schizophrenic ones, that's Laney, Lane's the man. Um, we started putting in Epstein and then Epstein
backwards and feeding it into Google translate. So it would be the word Epstein and the word
Epstein backwards because what was going viral was if you translate that to like Latin
Epstein and then the fucking word Epstein backwards. Yes. What do you think that is, Johnny?
We were talking about that. What do you think that is, dude? Um, they're just fucking
with us. Yeah, somebody at Google having a...
You think so? You think that somebody at Google? Because when...
We've talked about this before, Owen Benjamin talks about this a lot. The whole, like, Bernie
made off, he made off with all your money. Like, I don't know. I kind of think God might be really
funny. Oh, well, the reason I think that is because they try to end a bunch of different languages
and it does the same thing. Yeah, it does it in a lot. And in one of them, it turns into Epstein,
Epstein Bar, which is, I think it's like Japanese or something like that.
And so I don't know what to make of that.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe that's not how it actually would be translated.
Well, because people, so they said it was in Russian.
And then a bunch of people who speak Russian came in go, there's no word.
That's not a Russian word.
That's a made up word that when you do it backwards, it's a made up word.
That could well be the case because there was a time where if you typed in retar,
Dio, it said return to God.
and I thought that was unbelievable because
being retarded is printed out a fucking sign for it
and then they turned on CERN and they changed it.
Fucking CERN.
It's got to be a certain.
Because now if you type it in,
it says,
what are you fucking trying to say to me?
There's nothing here.
I don't know what you want.
I'm like,
no,
no,
I screenshot it,
but I screenshot everything.
So I'll never find it in my library.
But it was,
what an unbelievable thing.
You guys do that too.
A million.
Dude, I have millions of screenshots.
I have like a month's worth of failed musse's and sheenuses.
I don't even know what that means.
You know what you argue with a trans.
XG knows what that is.
Not XG.
No, what?
What?
He's getting really uncomfortable.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
What is?
Johnny, can you turn on the translator?
Turn on the translator.
Translator.
You got a mussy and you got a sheenis.
That's where you take a chunk of your forearm and you turn it into kind of a dog.
You know, I was hoping today that we could come here and tell them a little bit about like some current.
No, we're going to.
We're getting into it.
But the whole point of where we started was that like you're talking about what a great time to be a conspiracy theorist.
And I'm like, is Trump a chaos magician that is like outing everything?
like is he creating so much chaos
while letting by basically showing everybody
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that's where that's all started and now we're in the mussees
well remember Marina Abramovic that bitch
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artist that yeah he's going to be the magician who awakens the masses she was a little bit
reluctant and then she thought about it and she was like oh yeah i could see that and you know maga
highest level of the church of satan uh i think it means magician in like latin or something like
that like there's so much about him i have a section in a notebook that's laying on the floor
it's four pages long of just madman scribbling we came on your show we talked about it when he got
pointing at trump and got remember that time and uh we said it's some fucking
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Is it all right?
Did we take you to Poundown?
Oh, dude.
We want to live in Poundtown, dude.
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You know, both of us were long-time fans in the show.
I want to get that out of the way.
It's, it is a little surreal to have sort of cut my teeth by listening to your show
and, you know, doing research on my own when I was younger.
And then to be on Mount Crushmore, super crazy, really, really crazy.
So I'm very grateful for that.
And it's bizarre.
And just that that's the arc of things and how it turned out.
it. I love it, dude. I love it. Really, it's it I was, I was, you said the show is almost 10 years old. I think I've been
listening since jump. It's been a really long time. Right. Isn't that? Are you guys one of my disciples? Can I
say you're one of my disciples? I mean, yeah, dude, uh, uh, uh, you lay in, in very many ways,
you kind of made the formula for a show like ours. You know, we, we were a little bit different in our own
way, but a lot of the groundwork for what we do, uh, the trail was, you know, blazed by you. But I don't
want to jerk you are i want to try you like in jerked off feels good i was like he feels good
even how we met uh it does kind of go back to this show in a way because uh we met in tony merkle's
private like community chat like we were members on that app and i i was only put on to merkle
because i heard him here i heard him tell the story about the dude i don't know if you remember like
he rubbed his genitals against him and he put like a oh yeah a curse on him that that story
the old genital curse and i was like who the fuck is this guy i like i like i like i love
Like, I've never heard anything like so cool and raw.
Yeah.
And we were discussing like yesterday or earlier today too because Mark's like,
what are you guys going to talk about?
We're like, we don't fucking know.
Like we could talk about a lot of things.
And I said, why don't we, why don't we tell this story?
Because it does kind of come full circle in a way from listening to you having Merkel.
I'm being on Mount Crushmore this year with him.
Yeah.
Which is just crazy.
It's weird, man.
Like if that is weird
How weird this is
Like he said
We met in that dude's chat
The reason I was in that dude's chat is because
I don't know if we've ever talked about it on your show
For gay men to hook up with
I was looking for
Gay men in my area
I had a
A demonic encounter
I had been sort of like
Into a conspiracy
And occultism and new age for
A long time
Like a really long time
Since I was a kid
We just pulled up some of his old Facebook
Oh cringy dude
So gay. Really gay, really grinchy.
But since I was like 15 years old, because I came from a family.
My grandma was an alien abductee since she was a...
What?
Yeah, dog.
And she didn't hate...
I feel like ethnic people called getting molested of being abducted.
It was the fucking white side of my family.
The white side of my family.
Surprisingly enough, the other side of my family doesn't have any.
They're like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
They just jerk each other.
So, you know, she didn't have.
to it well. She passed away really young
alcoholism and
she leaned into the new age really
hard to kind of make sense. I mean, dude, she's
a weird lady. I found
her handwritten paperwork on
remote viewing. This is my grandma.
We're talking to a woman that was
in the 50s and 60s.
And she's writing
paperwork on remote viewing and she's
being abducted and all these crazy things.
Whoa, that's crazy.
It's fucking, like this whole
show, what you see here, Sam, like this
isn't just a couple. I mean, it is a couple of retards
doing a show. Yeah, for sure. I didn't have another choice.
Like, this is what I had to do
because it's been an obsession of mine since childhood.
Dude, that is crazy. So,
my whole life is filled with weird shit. And my
aunt is, you know, schizophrenic and my cousins are
fucking schizophrenic. Like, it's not good.
Really? To me, it's generational iniquity.
I finally figured it out. It took a long time.
I understand it now. I, I, I,
I believe. And I keep testing it and it keeps bearing fruit. But, you know, so I have an experience one day where I see a fucking demon. And it's in a dream. But it's like this three night saga. It's like yanking me off the bed one fucking night. The next night it's like shouting like banging on a door. And I'm my eyes are opening, but nobody's banging on a door. And by the third night, I see this thing. And I think it's like, you know, like a, uh, it's like a, uh,
what's his name, Robert Monroe Lush, kind of a deal.
Like, I'm feeding this thing.
I was in a depressive state.
I was really angry.
I was really sad, all these things, and I was suppressing it.
Like you had just moved back from Vegas or something.
Yeah, I tried to cut it in Vegas.
Doing what, dude?
What did you do?
Were you trying to strip or something?
No, no, no.
I was a fucking, you know, people, people hear our, you know, appearances on your show,
and they'll go, these dudes are Christian.
Like, they sound like assholes.
I was a blue collar workers, dog.
Like, I was a welder and a metal fabricator for a decade.
Like, he was a fucking railroad worker and an 18-wheeler driver.
Like, this is just who we, I don't have the ability to turn that off.
Yeah.
Loxa was a 18-wheeler driver?
Yeah, dog.
I worked on the tracks in the MTA.
And it's like a job like that, no joke.
I feel like every day I went down there, I'm like, you're looking death in the eyes.
I know a couple of people have died.
So I'm like, I'm desensitized.
to anything anybody can really say.
Like the shit we said to each other down there.
Oh, yeah.
Underneath New York City.
Just brutal, right?
It's whatever you mean.
You know, like you're communicating with somebody
and you're saying exactly what you mean.
So I bring it here and, yeah, people don't necessarily like it,
but that's like, that's who we are.
You're playing with electricity and lugging thousands of pounds of steel.
You don't have time for like nice language.
No.
You know what I mean?
You're like, you're not trying to be politically correct under New York City.
So, yeah, I tried to cut it out there just welding and fabricating.
And the desert is just a weird place.
And so I came back.
I had all these feelings of failure, basically.
I had my wife with me and my son with me.
And I felt like such a piece of shit because I couldn't cut it out there.
And I was feeding something, dude.
Like, there's no doubt in my mind I was feeding something.
And this thing finally shows up one night.
And I had this dream where I could see it.
It's like, it's kind of buff, which is like fucking sounds stupid.
But it was intimately.
It shredded?
Like, no, it was kind of thick.
It wasn't really shredded.
It was thick, dude.
And, you know, it's muscular.
It was thick.
Fat cock.
No, I didn't see its cock.
And it's got, like, lower caned teeth that are so long, they're overlapping its upper lip.
And it's got bright red eyes.
They're, like, like, lights.
And its fists are bald at its side.
And its chest is, like, rising and collapsing with, with, this thing was rage and carnate.
It was so fucking angry.
It was so unbelievably angry.
It was like black.
mist swirling around its legs.
Super tall?
I tell you the truth, I don't know because I wasn't aware of my body.
I can see this thing.
I'm in like a void.
There's no room necessarily.
And I'm not aware of my own body whatsoever.
And it felt like I was looking at it for a long time, but who really knows?
And so I wake up in the morning.
And I keep that shit to myself.
It's like I said, three nights of this, right?
First night, something's banging on my brain door.
The second night, something's pulling my legs and arms off the bed.
And then the third night I seen this, I have kept this shit to myself because I have a kid and I have a wife and I'm not.
Tiff told all the men out there. You got kids, you got a wife. You're sick. Keep that shit to yourself.
Your fucking self. They're going to worry. Exactly. You go in the corner and you fucking die like a dog.
And they wonder what happened to you. They got to do a lot on you to figure out what happened to you.
Telling your fucking wife. Like there's a demon. Like it's just going to make it so much worse. It's going to be worried. She's going to be scared. I keep it to myself. The next night I, I, I, I, I,
Wake up. Oh, no, it's that same night, actually. I wake up. And my wife goes,
I had this nightmare last night. And I go, oh, yeah? She goes, yeah, I woke up and I couldn't move,
but I was like in the room with you. And I could see you out of the corner of my eye. And something was on top of you.
And I go, dude, I go, oh, yeah.
Interesting. And she goes, yeah, it was this monster with sharp teeth and bright red eyes.
Oh, what? Choking you into the bed. And she was,
paralyzed she couldn't move and I go that's crazy dog like I'm not talking about this at all so you know I
this is like you know night three so so I don't really know what to do I'm a fucking new age fag
right like just you are I have no you are I have no recourse dog like I'm like fucking go to burn sage or
some gay shit so um I'm going to work I work with black dudes they have no answers for me you know
I told the black dude
It's like,
I'm crazy
You're watching at the time
First you get some pineapple spears
Yeah
I was like five, six and o's
You be high
Oh my God
You be all right
You know
I go to the black dudes
They got no answers
And I'm thinking about it all day
I get home
And I still keep it to myself
You never told me that
That's great
And they were young black dudes too
They were fucking you know
Definitely gang members
And so
I go to sleep that night
and I'm fucking terrified
because I've done nothing
to alleviate this
and now it's affecting you
I've seen all types of shit dude
when it's affecting you
it's like you just kind of
push it down and forget about it
but when it happens to your wife
like this is now a problem
right like what do we do about this
at the time
we're staying in the in-laws
they let us crash there
when we got back from Vegas
so we're in one bedroom
my son is at the foot of the bed
on a blow up twin size mattress
so I go to sleep that night
and everything seems cool.
The wife wakes me up in the morning.
She goes, yeah, check this out.
You were sleeping.
I got this fucking video of you.
Right here where you would kind of put your finger
to check your pulse on your neck.
It's like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
She goes, whatever was going on,
it was stressful.
You were making little noises
and you were fucking struggling.
And she took a minute long video.
I'm like, damn, bitch,
it's a fucking 60 second video.
You let me lay there.
Yeah, why didn't help?
Yeah, wait.
Yeah, what, fuck.
So.
For science.
She does wake me up.
And I came across that video the other day.
I was like, geez.
And as I'm watching the video.
Let's see that.
My son, I'd have to find it.
My son, I'll post it.
I'll post it.
I have seen the video.
Yeah, it's just my fucking neck doing this.
My son all of a sudden starts screaming while I'm watching this video.
And we, like, you know, when your kid screams and it's like, there's like,
I hurt myself.
And then there's fucking, like, start screaming like it's.
doom and we look over and he's still sleeping and we start moving towards him and he sits up and he's
still fucking screaming but he's still sleeping so we start you know grabbing him and and you know
fucking petting him i don't know what you're hugging him all kinds of shit just trying to get him
to calm down get him to stop he wakes up he's still screaming it's like this for a while takes
a while to get him to calm down when he finally does dude he goes fucking monster with red eyes
and I go
What?
Fuck!
I got a confession to make.
I don't even know
what I did after that.
It's all a blur.
Like, I pretty sure
That's crazy.
You know, we got to go for a walk
and I explained to my wife
what was going on.
Turns out, by the way,
that house,
she grew up in that house
and her brother is like
not okay.
He was like,
they diagnosed him bipolar,
this and that.
Oh shit.
He had an episode.
that was his bedroom.
So he was always talking about some creepy shit when he was a kid,
seeing this and that shadow people, et cetera.
I think it was literally something, you know, stuck in that room.
But still got no recourse.
Still a father, still a husband,
have to do something about my family unit
because big, greasy monster is, you know, coming to kill him.
So that night, you know, the night of the what would have been the fourth night,
I go to sleep.
And I've obviously, I've gone to work.
I've debriefed the black dudes.
They say, they're like, damn, white boy, I don't know what to fuck to tell you.
That is crazy.
Before I go to sleep, I, for the first time in my life, pray to Jesus Christ.
Like, when I tell you, I was never religious, not raised in the church, never looked at a Bible outside of, of course, the book of revelation comes up in conspiracy theory all the time.
So, you know, it's on the table.
But I never really looked at it.
I prayed so desperately.
Like, I'm, like, it felt like we were.
we're going to fucking die.
Like, that's what it felt.
Like, it felt like something was coming for us.
And I had no ability to protect my family.
I was so desperate.
I prayed directly to Jesus Christ.
And that night, it fucking stopped out of dime.
And that was the first time in my life where, like, it wasn't right away.
I'm not going to pretend like all of a sudden I was fucking Christian.
Like, I just pivoted in that direction.
And I was like, I've given a lot of effort and time to like Crowley and to the galactic federation
of light and to FEMA camps and
fucking the New World Order and all these different things
and I'm like all right it's time to start
giving that to Christ like that attention
like let's see what this is let's see what shakes out of this
and it never stopped like it literally leads to
to this show were you an occultists
were you into the occult back then
were you like were you into Santoria and stuff like that
I mean the short of it is when you're having all these
demonic encounters
and you start looking it up.
Like I found out my grandmother,
sort of my grandmother.
She's like my step-grandma.
She used to tell me stories about the hat man.
This is like before the internet.
And when she was describing them,
I would later find out that my real grandma,
who was abducted,
those stories are almost like a one-to-one.
Like I'm paralyzed,
there are shadows in the room, all this shit.
So I start reading Whitley Stryver,
who's lost his fucking mind,
and he's apparently telling people
he can control demons
because of the implants that he has now.
It's crazy.
Oh, my God.
But Whitley Stryber's
book communion, which I've talked about on your show before, is an amalgamation of
testimony from my abductee. So I'm reading this book, and I'm seeing that line up with what
my grandma said and what my step-grandmother experienced with the hatman. So you start Googling
shit, and you're going to find like, demons, dog. And when you do that, you're going to start
finding, like, did you know their symbols are in Hollywood and in the music industry? So I'm just
a young dude. Like, I went through a period of homelessness for a grip, and I was, like,
crawling through my girlfriend's window.
And like after we,
we had sex and she'd fall asleep,
I would then just be on the computer till 4 o'clock in the morning being like,
you know,
fucking hatman testimony and shit.
To be honest,
this is probably most of your listeners.
Oh,
100%.
My story's not unique at all.
I find,
hold on.
What is the hat man?
What does the hat man look like?
What is the story behind the hot man?
Oh,
so the hat man is like the archetypical,
shadow person.
Now, there are shadow people where it's just a blurry outline of a, you know, of a shadow that seems to be three-dimensional and not like two-dimensional on a surface.
And people will often see it in a state of paralysis.
But then there's this dude who has a duster coat and has a wide-brimmed hat.
In fact, West Craven designed Freddie Kruger after a story from a friend, a childhood friend's night terrors.
So effectively, this guy described to him a fucking dude.
with a hat that shows up in my nightmares.
And West Craven created Freddie Kruger off of that.
This is a wide, like worldwide phenomenon.
It's not specific to a locality like America.
There's people in fucking Japan that talk about it.
There's thousands of people.
And mostly what he does is while you're paralyzed,
he just watches you.
And sometimes he even has bright red eyes that seem to be like illuminated.
And, you know, it's actually to,
you know, pun intended, old hat by this point, because if you look it up, you will find
every, every supernatural podcast, paranormal podcast, has done an episode on it. There's countless
documentaries about it. There's books on it. It's a terrifying phenomenon. My grandmother,
or step-grandmother, rather, people will say that it's purely a psychological phenomenon, that
your body will go into a state of paralysis. And when you wake up in that halfway point between
paralysis and, you know, waking life, you're still in a visual hallucination state from your dreams
and you're afraid because you're paralyzed. So you will then start to hallucinate scary imagery.
The problem that I had with that when I was really young was my step grandmother told me,
well, one night I saw him and at the breakfast table, I was talking to my sister. They're just kids
elementary school. And the sister confirms she saw it that night too. And they're speaking in
hush tone so the mom doesn't over here and she does over here and she goes what are you girls talking
about and they break the news to her and she says i saw him too in a different bedroom that same night
all of them paralyzed all of them seeing this thing so and now we've got like a great workers like
nathaniel gillis one of his uh one of his stories is uh i think they actually filmed this this entity
and on film they see an orb but in the room oh yeah there's the there's the there's a
That's him, yep.
In the room, the people that were there, they see, I forget exactly the entity that
appeared to them, but they do see a similar entity.
Like, they're describing the same thing, but what's caught on camera is an orb that's
floating through the room.
So, you know, obviously, like our studies and all the research that we're doing kind of
like leaves us this because we've had experiences with a lot of these things.
And now people are disclosing more, Tony Merkel being like one of the biggest resources
of this kind of information is like, I mean,
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Tony
me coming to Christ
is like I got to give
a lot of that credit to Tony Merkel
because after I have that experience I go
who the fuck else is having this experience
I need to find more people
seeing more demons who are
getting rid of them by calling on Christ
to the Confessionals podcast
where hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of guests
over seven years or eight years
are all telling that story
and I'm listening to this.
I find so much value in it that I joined the membership, you know, community.
And I meet this guy.
It's so crazy, man.
I've been a podcaster for a long time, nine years now.
And people are only aware of the last two and a half years because before that I did dog shit to no audience whatsoever.
And it's like comedy podcasts or topical podcast, just fucking trash ones that I didn't know how to market.
I didn't know what I was doing.
and I'm in this community
and I meet this guy
shortly after that
I go on a trip to New Orleans
which is fucking bizarre
New Orleans
if you've ever been to New Orleans
like you want to talk about a place
that's spiritually palpable
you can feel the heaviness
in that place
it is
it's gonna be bad my nigga
it's gonna be bad
it's gonna be bad
you know they got the pineapples
over there
oh yeah
my wife stepped in
A human turd on that vacation.
Almost rolled her ankle because it was so dense.
I saw that man's balls too because he was laying right next to his turn.
And his balls were hanging out of his shirt.
So wonderful place.
Great food, though.
Great food.
And of course, while we're there, you know, I'm still very slow in my walk.
So I kind of like sort of know you're not supposed to do tarot cards and psychics and shit.
But I don't know enough, you know, so I feel like I still got plausible deniability.
I go as you would when you're in New Orleans
and I find a tarot card reader.
It's a homosexual man wearing a fez
with a handlebar mustache,
which is exactly what you're looking for
when you're trying to find a psychic.
And he tells me some fascinating shit, dog.
He goes, you're going,
you got your foot in two worlds right now.
One of them you do for passion
and the other one you do for work.
And at the time I was doing a show called The Ravens Watch,
which is about all the shit that I just talked to you about.
And also, I was a fabricator and a steelworker.
So obviously, you know, that could be something.
So I'm going, uh-huh, uh-huh.
And I'm trying to be cool with it.
I'm like, I don't want to give the gay guy too much information
because I don't want to be hoodwinked.
And he goes, the thing that you're doing for passion
is soon going to become the thing that you do for work.
And I go, okay, and he goes, it's going to get really, really big.
And I go, okay, cool.
And he goes, a lot of people are going to hate you,
which I went through some crazy shit.
You're not doing yourself any favors.
I'm not to yeah I mean just the way I appear
You guys are all about that action dude
And it's not see it out these days Sam
We've calmed down in our older age
Yeah we've we've said everything we need to say
And kind of got it off our chest
And so we're eased it up a little bit but um
You know so he tells me all this and and he also goes
You're a good guy and that hatred is going to
Want to turn you into a bad guy don't let it
And I go fucking cool dude
So he tells me all the shit I want to hear
of course, jerks me off real good, and I leave, I go back to the hotel room, and all of a sudden,
I get a phone call from this guy, and he goes, hey, I think we should start a show. We had done
some shows together, little cross-pollination between his and mine. Wait, wait, the tarot guy?
No, no, no, no. No, right here. Top lobster. Calls me, and we, you know, we've had a couple
interactions, and they were solid, and we did a couple episodes together, and they were solid.
So he calls me up, and he goes, I think we should start a show. And I go, yeah, man, well, iron out the
details when I go. Well, even, so even previously before this, he, you DM me because like,
we met in the Tony Merkel chat and you're like, hey, listen to my show, which is crazy.
You know how fucking gay and annoying that is to be like, I've got a podcast nobody listens to.
You should listen to it. Like, I'm sure you guys all get that all the time, right? Listen to my
podcast. This dude does, which should have been a bad side for me. I should be like,
this guy's fucking retarded. A lot of time on his kid. But he listens to it and he actually likes it.
And he thinks that there's something there.
So, you know, he tells me this.
I say, well, iron out the details when I get back from New Orleans.
And I hang up the phone and I go to my wife and I go, I think this is it.
I don't know how to explain it.
But this thing that were, I had already had this idea for a show called Nephilim Death Squad, kind of, you know, on the back burner.
And I go, I think this is it.
And my wife has always been so solid, dude.
Even when we were broke.
Broke is a joke.
People would say, why is this dude podcasting?
She'd be like, because he's going to be big one day.
Like, I mean, unbelievable rider.
I love it.
Dude, we were so poor.
I used to, you know, dive in dumpsters for donuts and shit.
Like, it was rough.
And she stuck through it, like, no complaints.
So that night, we go to sleep and I wake up to the sound of somebody banging on the window.
But we're on the third story of a hotel with no balcony.
Okay.
It's a very, you know, distinct sound of a.
big glass panel getting
like the way that it resonates.
And I wake up and I go, what the fuck was that?
And I look over to my wife and she's not hurt it.
Dude, that is so crazy.
But we go to sleep or I go back to sleep.
And all of a sudden, boom, boom, boom.
Now it's knocking on something different.
It's the front door.
And at the same time, me and my wife both burst out of bed.
So I get up and I go to check the front door.
I look at the clock.
It's the stroke of midnight.
the stroke of midnight
1200 on the dot
on the analog on the oven
and I look out the people
and the peephole
and the peephole stretches like
far left far right you can see all the way down
that's like a panoramic view type of deal
of this hotel and like fucking
nobody's there at all
and I go yeah I'm not open and shit
and me and the wife just decided to go watch
you know some TV for a little bit before we go back to bed
but you know that was
the beginning that was just to say like
New Orleans is a heavy
place. There is something there. Probably let something in. Oh, yeah, dude. You go to New
Orleans. You feel like the occult everywhere, dude. Yeah. Yeah. But after that, I come back and we start
this show and it's like ever since then, I mean, I don't know if you guys know this, but we're on
650 some odd episodes. And we've been around for
Wow. Almost three years. We're going to go three years, October is what's going to happen. And
like it was like as soon as we started this everything just opened up and before you know it
i've got enough that i can do this full time and then we're just cranking i we're doing episodes like
seven days a week now so just saying going from a guy who did podcast to nobody for years and
years and years and then all of a sudden like something weird happens this opens up now i'm doing
it full time and i couldn't stop this thing if i wanted to we couldn't stop this
Yeah, man, a lot of it, a lot of it is like seeing, you know, Sam's work habit. And you guys, too. You guys all grind. And I, mostly me.
XG's taking vacations. But yeah, man, I just, I love that, man. I'm kind of like a producer by nature. So like I love watching the pod. That's why I watched his show. And I was like, oh, this guy is good. There's something there. You know, there's like a talent. And I see, obviously you see that right away with what what you guys do with this show. That's why I love.
I mean, again, I don't want to glaze you so much, but, man, please, I need it.
You don't need it.
You don't need it.
Isn't it weird, though?
Like, just thinking about that trajectory.
And then, like, we're on Mount Crushmore with Tony on the show.
That is crazy.
Yeah, you, like, you've never thought about going back to the gay guy in New Orleans and thanking him.
Like, he knew, he knew it, dude.
Like, he literally called it out.
He's like, yo, that thing is getting big.
You're going to go passionate.
Well, he didn't know.
He didn't know what he was calling out.
He didn't know that.
You're just trying to suck your dick, and then it turned out he's fucking prophecy.
So, I mean, I've not gone back to him because I've learned a lot.
I've learned a lot about the access that you give entities when you step out of bounds and do shit that you're not supposed to do.
It's like, it's kind of like hacking into the spiritual realm illegally.
There are legal ways to do things and there are illegal ways to do things.
And when you do ways, do things illegally,
you give these things access to you.
And I've had enough in my life to know, like,
that spiritual side is very real, very, very real.
And there's nothing to be afraid of,
especially if you're with God.
If you're with Jesus Christ,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
But also, don't be a fool.
You know, I've got a wife and a kid,
and you invite something in.
Yeah.
You know, my son has sleepless nights,
or the house feels angry or sad one day,
or there's unnecessary fights
and you think that it's just
bickering over little shit. It's like, no, dude, there are
things that are moving you that are nudging you
that are whispering in your ear.
And most people don't. You can let her say that shit.
You know, like that kind of a thing.
Most people are... I totally agree with that.
I think I have...
I pray to Jesus
to get things out of my head all the time.
Dark, dark shit
that comes into your head
and you're like, okay, that's not a natural thought.
not who I am.
Yeah.
You know, and it's like, I do think they, whether it's the government, you know,
with a voice of skull or whatever it is or frequencies or demonic people trying to get
inside you through drugs and alcohol and pornography and all that stuff.
And I think it's real.
I think people let it in.
You know, I was on Chris Dalia's podcast yesterday and it was good to see him.
again and you know he went through a lot of bullshit dude yeah i know a lot of people want to believe
a lot of stuff to said about him you know and uh it's just like he was just used as a fucking
sciop to fucking kick off the whole me too shit but yeah dude you know yeah dude and then it was
to get to rogan people think i'm crazy but they use chrystalia to get to brian kell and and
then when they went after joey d's i'm like oh this is this is a game plan this is purposeful
this isn't just calling out people
do bad things. They're going after
they need to get into that
Rogan spear and start fucking taking
out his fucking his generals
because they
tried to take him out with the Mward
four minutes of him dropping N bombs
and nothing fucking happened
so they're like okay now we're going to do mob hits
we start taking out your fucking
crew and
you know that shit's fucking real
dude that shit's fucking real
but I was on the show
the other day I was talking about. I'm not going to get into.
XG might know who I'm talking about, but
there's a particular comic out there
that went from like
nothing and then out of nowhere
he was just the biggest thing.
Like it was like the crazy shit I've ever seen.
And his energy is totally
different. Like totally
different. You know, he went
from fucking weed guy to cocaine guy.
Walking in, everything's
black and he's wearing glasses
inside and I'm like, there's a lot.
talk about like whispers about like inviting darkness in it's like this thing that johnny and i
talk about i call elvis energy johnny calls it hitler energy where you just got that hold on hold on
hold on home real quick it's just it's like you can't have you there's no class you can take you can't do
reps to get Elvis energy you either have it or you don't have it and if you don't have it the only
way to get it is to sell your soul.
Yeah. Well, I think
we might have talked about it before, but you know that
Time Magazine article with fucking
Santana? And he's like, they're
talking to him about, like, where's your inspiration come
from? He's like, Metatron.
The angel Metatron. The fucking Angel
Metatron. Like, they're all channeling shit.
I think like, um,
if you're a comedian out there and you're like, that's
bullshit. Like, I think we're all
working with a spirit at any
given time. You know, Tucker
said like,
our understanding of the spiritual realm has been removed.
And say whatever you want about Tucker, I think, you know, you just take what he says.
And you weigh that.
Is he fucking misleading people?
Or is he telling the truth here?
Is this good?
Is this bad?
I've really come to that place, by the way.
We're like, I'm not really throwing many people out these days as like a Fed.
Like, what are you saying?
You got to do it.
It's like if they fake the funk out of nasty dunk and it's so obvious that they're doing it,
right then then you kind of go well everything from here is questionable you know but it's like
you know if they're putting out real information that that that lines up with you why would you
kick them out i mean there are weird things where like things we say get shadow ban to the dark
realms and they say it and they get they get like huge numbers that's that's big but it's like
it's literally issue to issue topic to topic you know and if they say something you don't like
everything's suspect after that everything's suspect after that but it's it it's like people don't
the thing i want to ask you guys about is like they turned off sern yesterday right and yesterday was a
really weird day for me like a really weird day like it was probably one of the most busiest days
i've ever had my entire life it started at eight in the morning it didn't stop till after midnight
and it was like literally go the whole time things happen
in my personal life that I don't want to get into here like it doesn't involve me but just weird
energy dude it was like really weird energy like this thing gets turned off and then things
kind of there's different energy in the world not that this thing's been turned off it's been
turned off it's going to be turned off for three years like I think you know when you're
talking about all these demons coming and all this shit it's like is CERN like thinning the veil
between us and the other realms.
Like, now that it's been complete,
I don't know, it's just like it was very,
because someone brought up that they turned it off.
And I'm like, wow, the energy today has been very weird.
I mean, it's funny you should say that yesterday.
I was saying to my wife a couple of times, like,
it's just one of those days, man.
You know, like a bunch of shit.
We were supposed to, we did two shows yesterday.
And in between that, I'm like making runs to the DMV.
I'm making runs to go drop this thing.
off, we go to the DMV, we forget this fucking paperwork, we gotta go back, we gotta get this,
my wife is in a bad mood, and I'm just saying like, hey man, it's all good, it's just one of
those days. It's like being aware. I think what we spoke about in the beginning, it's like,
okay, which thoughts on my own, which of these consequences are under my control and being aware
that like, okay, that is happening for sure. Like, I feel like when Charlie Kirk gets assassinated,
9-11, there's like specific points during COVID where you could feel I'll go outside,
and this sounds very gay and new agey, but it's like, humanizing.
is is ringing low you know you could feel this kind of darkness and everybody feels it
nobody expresses it because you can't quite put your finger on it we're busy going and doing the
next thing we got to do but that shit is actually happening and people react to it if people are
reacting to the moon and oh yeah which is 100% yeah like the pull of the moon and because we're
mostly water yeah my my parasites in your stomach will act up if the moon is full because
they're going to be attracted to that.
That's going to affect your brain function.
Your brain function is going to affect what you say and do to everybody and everyone's
under these circumstances.
So yeah, this is a very different world that we're operating in.
If CERN shuts down or if CERN turns on, everyone's going to be kind of like feeling weird,
but nobody can put their finger on it.
I think that's why the moon is associated with the divine feminine, like the idea of lunatics,
right, like people that are losing their mind and getting emotional like Luna,
that root word being Luna meaning moon,
that it's associated with it.
It's just like try not to give new age people too much shit
because like, yeah, they're gay,
but yeah, that's true.
Like there is something there.
And so, you know, I mean,
I think CERN probably has a big effect.
I don't know what, if any,
I think it's interesting what these next three years
are going to look like if it really has been
such a key component in everything.
Let me ask you.
I mean, the Mandela effect,
it's supposed to have started the Mandela effect.
Yeah, but I don't know.
Like I go back and forth.
I'm like, yeah, what is real?
What is not?
I'm really at the point where what is fucking real.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I'm there.
I mean, Johnny said it best, like, give props to Johnny a couple times every 10 years.
But he like, he was like, I don't know if this is Israel War is real.
And I was like, whatever, Johnny.
And, you know, and he's like, totally right.
Like, like, are we bombing the fuck out of everybody?
is Iran hitting them in important places while they simultaneously are hitting Lebanon?
The weirdest one is the Ukraine war.
Someone sent me Apollo.
I did this podcast the other day.
He sent me this thing about all of these fucking people that are playing the Ukraine,
like huge acts, like Billy Elish and shit.
Like you're going into a place where supposedly 1.5 million Christians have been slaughtered
and you're going to do a fucking mainstream concert while we see videos of
hot Ukrainian women just dancing at nightclubs.
It's like, what is real?
They are hot.
They are hot.
Are they real?
I mean, because we get these videos.
Like today I saw one, there's that old video of supposedly finding Gilgamesh, right?
Like finding the resurrection chamber of Gilgamesh.
My ancestor.
That's your ancestor, Gilgamesh.
Yeah, Armos are Armenians are descendants of Gilgamesh.
There you go.
Lecroy fellow Mount Rushmore.
That also makes you part Nephilim.
That is, yeah, because he, I believe it's going to take.
Let's go, bro.
Let's go.
You guys know Godzilla's in the Bible, right?
Bro, what?
You guys know that?
Leviathan, yeah.
Yeah, dog, God's, I'm like, fuck, I got it on my shoulder now.
That's right.
I have a snake up my arm and, you know, people see it.
And they're like, he's fucking, you know, the, he's a serpent worshiper.
Holy crap, man.
But what the hell was I saying?
I don't remember anymore.
Yeah, I do.
that all the fucking time. Gilgamesh.
Well, we were talking about, oh, yeah, yeah, so
there's new videos now. You know
what I'm talking, right? That old video that supposedly
that super bronze dude with the beard
who looks like he's sleeping in a casket with a glass top
and they say it's Gilgamesh and
you know, it's been around for a while
and it's pretty disputed. I've seen people say I have
it on good authority that that's a prop
from this or that or the other thing.
Maybe I thought it always looked cool, but
there's really nothing to do beyond it. Now
there's videos of
him waking up.
And I believe it's AI.
It's going viral today.
It just hit like the internet in a big way today,
although I think it's probably been around before,
but today it's going hyperviral.
And it's like his eyes are open and somebody's like wiping his face
and he's like looking around the room.
And I'm looking at it strictly through the lens of AI.
And I'm going like, man, it's gotten good.
I say that it's fake, not because it doesn't look believable.
I don't really see any holes in its game at all.
I just know that AI has reached this level where I say this a lot,
where only the only way you're going to be able to navigate the future.
That's it, dude.
Look at his eyes when they pop open.
He looks like an Indian dude.
Whoa.
Yeah, it's freaky.
And there's like a granular element to the, you know, to the video.
So it looks old.
So that helps maybe to mask any of the inconsistencies.
And, yeah, they're wiping his face.
And this dude
Dude is just like
Work in his face like who gets that gig
Right well I was saying
If a
2,000 year old Sumerian king
You know woke up
While you were cleaning his face
You'd fucking clean in his face
You'd shit your pants and you'd back away
So so that's another element
Like Snow White
He's like Snow White he just kissed him
And then he woke up or who the hell knows
Who the hell knows dude
No I will say there is a proposed
Community Note on this
by the AI system that Grock, you know, has on Twitter that says this video depicts a known 2008 hoax featuring a fake mannequin mummy from Iran, not Gilgamesh's body, no preserved body was found in the 2003 archaeological survey at Uruk, which is what this claims to be from.
Well, I don't know.
That has to be in reference to the one that's still sleeping, because that did not look like a mannequin.
If anything, the one that we just saw looks like.
either it's total bullshit or it's a small Indian man.
A small Indian man.
But, you know, if you look at it, the crowns are different.
The crown of the thing that's awake is different than the crown of the sleeping, you know,
alleged Sumerian king.
So, but we live in this area.
Here's that compare.
I have that comparison.
Yeah, bring that up because it's one of them is very ornate.
You know, it's gold.
It's nice.
The other one is kind of shabby, not fit for a king.
Oh, I don't even.
The top image is totally.
bullshit looking
but the bottom one is a little bit
more so we're looking oh yeah
yeah there you go that is that's the same crown
in that left image there that's the one
that's waking up
now that's the mummy thing
I think but this this other
none of these are what's in that video
I don't think possibly that thing at the top
but the one at the bottom
is the one that is kind of
the famous one
yeah and that looks completely
different as you said from
yeah
from what's in that video.
Huh.
It's actually kind of brutal because we were talking about what a fantastic era it is to be a conspiracy theorist,
but what we're also watching.
The best time.
It is.
But we're also watching retards, you know, like myself, be inundated with so much fake crap constantly.
And then since a lot of these people is kind of their first time at the rodeo, they're just going ham.
And it's going super viral.
And they're going, oh, my God.
And, you know, I remember what it was like to first be waking up, which is a, uh,
brutal term. I don't like it.
I don't like being a truth or I don't like waking up.
Like all that crap is really crinchy.
But when you first realize like the paradigm you thought was reality is no longer reality,
you start clamoring onto all types of shit.
That's not real.
Right?
Because if the official narrative's fake, it's like you're on a big ship and the ship is sinking.
And now you're in the water and you're just grabbing onto this fake thing and that fake thing.
And so there's so much of a learning curve.
Well, like I think we're getting to a point in the question.
of does it even matter if it's real or fake?
Or does it matter if people believe it?
Like when the government decided to do disclosure and by aliens.gov,
I said today, I forget the exact day, but I'm like,
this is the day that the world fundamentally changed,
similar to 9-11 and COVID and the JFK assassination, things like that.
Your children are going to grow up with believing the fact that aliens are real,
that UFOs certainly do exist.
No matter what we think
have been talking about
for the last 10, 20 years,
however long you guys have been in this,
that is fact now
because the government said it.
So it's a verified truth.
And if enough...
Fact checkers will verify it, right?
Like in the future.
Enough.
They really bought it.
Yeah, they bought it,
but they turned it into a thing
about fucking...
Yeah, Trump's on it.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Holy crap.
But it's about illegal migrants.
But they're also doing
legitimate,
a soft disclosure.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah.
So we're just in a, we're in a strange time.
Again, all this stuff could be real.
Maybe Nephlin Desquod, all the shit we talk about is all made up and nonsense.
These people are out there trying to verify it.
That's the world that we live in now.
There's no turning back.
So your kids are growing up in a mystical world.
That's the worldview that they'll have.
Play that out for 15 years.
What does this look like?
What does conspiracy theories look like at all?
Like, I don't even know.
It's weird.
Yeah.
It's a weird time to be alive, dude.
That's why I think the only thing that gets you through this is the Holy Spirit.
Like, you need to get right and actually, like, figure out who Christ is, who God the Father is and who the Holy Spirit is.
I think we're all engaged with the spiritual realm on a constant basis, whether we know it or not.
And we're all moved by a spirit.
I think that's the reality of the situation.
At any given moment, you are moved by a spirit.
Yeah, like Bob Lazar on Roblesa.
Bob Lazar, Bob Lazar.
Every time I did.
It might have to...
On Brogan, he was saying that, you know, these entities, whatever they are, they view us as containers.
Damn right.
And again, like, do I believe everything this guy says?
I don't know.
I think that guy might be a little bit of a fed-op.
But there's truth that's inserted in there.
It's like, yeah, we certainly are containers.
And if you're empty, what are you being filled with?
Yeah.
Everybody's filled with something.
So, like, throughout the course of the show and, like, the growth,
of the show and me personally i'm like what am i filled with or what am i allowing myself to be
filled with what am i consenting to what did i just allow in what did i say no to and it's a constant
battle of checks and balances of like which way am i going or like i was going to ask you sam yesterday
when you were having this crazy day you're just getting blapped up with all the shit um did you
were you able to like take a step back and go they turn cern on hold on a second uh let's just
just get through this or were you just like chaotic and reacting well you know when you're in the
moment so i didn't realize they turned seren off until i did conspiracy social club lately at night
which was my third podcast that day and i was like holy shit dude that explains like everything
dude like to me it did because energy was just crazy you know some weird stuff happened
and my kids at school.
And I was just like, man, everything is just out of whack right now, just energy wise and
everything.
So I was like, yeah, you know, it's, it's, it was, it really opened my eyes.
So in the moment, I'm just going, dude.
Like, I'm just grind, dude, just get through the day and hope and pray.
But it was like such a long day.
Sounds like you miss CERN, by the way.
It sounds like you.
I'm like, sir, turn back on.
I'm tired of these long days.
What was the logic of turning it off?
Did they claim something too much power?
It's like scheduled maintenance.
They got to get rid of all the ex-exoskelet of
a four-year upgrade to convert it into the
high luminosity large adjunctal.
That's crazy because it wasn't long ago that I saw them,
you know,
rumors of I verified nothing these days anymore.
I go all by me.
We prefer that.
But, you know,
this idea that they were concerned about something that they had let in.
There's a bunch of times
where Stern was alleging to have let
something into this fucking realm. They were saying that something was standing at, like in between
the... Standing at the door? Yeah, the portal that they just recently opened. They didn't say a man
or entity or whatever, but they were saying that there was something in front of what they were
opening. Well, I hope they fucking put it back before they shut it down. I don't think you really have
any choice in the matter. You open that shit up, it's going to do what's going to do. But it's crazy
that we're letting them do that, right? Like, what the fuck? Oh, dude, remember, there was like a non-zero
chance that they would create a singularity that would consume the entire planet. And when
they thought anyway.
Yeah. And when they said that, like, after you kind of, that settled for a while and then people
were like, hey, what? And they were like, we were just kidding. Yeah.
We didn't mean that. Like, you're a fucking scientist. You're not funny.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'll look at some with you guys. Um, you know, a lot of guys here,
you know, XG's in the paganism. He's big in the pagans and, and the occult. That's his thing.
But the rest of us, some of us farther along,
than others, Johnny's always been it.
I'm working my way towards it through Christianity and stuff like that.
There's a big push to kind of demonize Christianity.
They're like whether Jesus was real or not, all that stuff or whether he was the power that
that everyone thinks he is.
You know, you got the people out there saying we're being basically manipulated by Jews.
Like, what is your thoughts on all that?
Okay.
So I think the Jew thing's interesting.
for a while, I was wondering, you know, I was on the Jew train,
saying all the things about the Jews because of all the things are doing.
The Jews trained at Auschwitz.
And wooden doors.
So I was wondering, like, at some point, everybody got on the Jew train.
Now, did everybody just get smart or did the bar get lowered?
And I think the bar got lowered.
So then the question is, well, why then is everybody meant to notice the crimes of the Jews?
And in the Bible, consistently, the Jews are getting close to God and then fucking disappointing God.
and going back and forth, back and forth.
Then the thing that became apparent to me was that
if you can get people to blanketly hate the Jews,
which I'm not saying they're not guilty of a bunch of crimes
and that hasn't been consistent throughout the Old Testament
and the New Testament,
but you will then have a problem with Jesus Christ
because Jesus Christ is from the tribe of Judah,
from the House of David.
He has this Jewish element inside of him,
and I think that's on purpose.
I think God, well, I mean, it's obvious on purpose.
God made a promise to Abraham,
Abraham and he kept that fucking promise.
And through his line, the world will be blessed.
And Jesus Christ comes from his line.
So that doesn't mean, though, that, you know, the Jews are, are sinless or anything
like that.
In fact, throughout the Bible, God is consistently using pretty fucked up dude to do pretty
awesome shit.
Moses is crazy how, like, you know, we're, again, we were talking about us on CSC yesterday
about loud.
Like, everyone's like, this is the most debauchrous, you know, just like,
you know how everything sex now and everything
degenerate time in history
I'm like bro how much of your
old old religious beliefs are based off
dicks and pussies
like you know rain is God jizzing on all of us
you know the Greeks believe
the Milky Way was created when
when Hercules tried to suck on
some goddesses tits and she woke up
and her breast milk
went into the universe and
created the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the, the, the, it's like, why not. Yeah. I mean, but it's like, it's always been
dicks and pussies like, well, always. I think the pre-flood world was probably the most debauchess.
We're talking like, you know, babble and all these different things. Like, I think back then it was
real bad. Um, in, in comparison. I mean, maybe there's, there's different things that are
horrifying now, uh, but, you know, don't give your children unto the fires of mollac, you know,
you know, as far as abortion is concerned in comparison to that.
there's been sacrifices, child sacrifice.
And, you know, in some ways, as they're pulling the veil back and they're showing you like all the Epstein shit, shout it to HV, it might not even be real.
But if it was real, it would just believe in viruses?
I'm not, I don't really look at it too much.
I think that terrain theory has a lot of legs.
And I've been around sick people who have viruses and I don't get shit.
And I don't know what the rules are.
It's not something that I've spent a tremendous amount of time looking into.
but, you know, the medical industry lying to us about fundamental truths, that's not very surprising
to me at all. I mean, we just did lock down the entire planet. Well, I mean, my wife went through
something with a, she had Lyme disease, and this is sort of similar. We remained dormant in her
system until when we moved to Florida, the stress levels went up, and then she got sick with COVID
or whatever. But basically, what happens is your immune system gets knocked down enough where whatever
is in you is now active. And so the idea of terrain theory, I think, has like a lot of legs
when we're looking at it from there. But like viruses, if they exist, I know they've never really
isolated one. Well, that's a huge problem. Yeah, that's a huge problem. That's a huge problem.
Something's happening. There are external factors. But I do think that the stuff is in us,
like the idea of the Walking Dead where, you know, it's not really a virus. Everybody already has this
and it's activated when you die is a little bit more true to that than we, then we
put veracity to. But, you know, back to the topic of Jesus, if you hate Jesus because of his
Jewishness, I think you need to ask yourself, was Jesus issuing predatory loans, was he profiting
off of pornography? Any of the things that he was advocating for, are those the things that the Jews
are advocating for? If you adhered to Jesus's, you know, ideals in life, how would those
industries that are pitted against us? How would they suffer? You know, would the Jews win if we were
all Christ-like? I don't think that's the case at all. So,
I think that it's one of those many pitfalls.
And I think it also does is it opens up the door to reinterpretations of Jesus.
So if you want to get into the idea that like Jesus was a star seed or that Jesus was an
ascended master and he was no different than Buddha, like in the book of John,
it specifically warns that if even an angel should come to you and present you any other gospel
that's not this one, then you're being lied to.
And it's because hell yeah, that's going to happen.
I mean, you have Mormonism, right?
and Islam where Jesus is just another prophet.
But in the new age and occult movements,
you have all kinds of Jesus' dog.
You got Christ Consciousness Jesus,
where you got 33 vertebrae,
and they produce Christos.
And if you align your chakras and meditate,
you can migrate it to your pineal gland,
and you can fucking ascend.
In Christianity, you have, you know,
Jesus is my homeboy kind of thing.
Yeah, but when you read the book for yourself
and you see what the guy was doing,
you know, he's not behaving like us.
Like, I'm not going to say,
oh, he was out there doing this and that.
But like, if there was an available slur, he was using it to the people he was talking to.
Yeah.
White watch tombs, fucking.
Yeah.
I mean, think about this, man.
Like, he's the type of dude, whether you believe, you know, what I believe in him or not,
he's a type of dude that walked up to the current power structure of that day that had the ability to kill him in the most horrific fashion and fucking call them phonies.
Yeah.
In front of crowds of people.
Like, real ass dude.
Yeah.
So that's, again, yeah, when we're talking about Jesus, like, well, which Jesus are we talking about?
Like, let's be clear here.
Are you, do you have a relationship with him?
Is it alive?
Do you understand who he is?
Are you reading the words that he wrote here?
Because if you do, then you have a better grounding of where you are in life in general.
Otherwise, you kind of like floating, you know, I was floating through life blind, like going through spiritual attack.
Like, it's a long story, but I mean, like, witchcraft in my house that I invited.
in accidentally. We found like a dirty pair of panties and it had like blood and shit and
semen on it was left in my house after I had some friends over. What? Yeah, here in Florida.
Yeah. Yeah, man. What happened? Had a, had a show. We had a comedy show at my house when I
first moved here. We invited the backyard. Like, I really enjoyed your comedy. Wow.
No, no, not me. It was a comedian. It was Robbie the Fire Bernstein. He can't, he did a,
Oh, okay, he does backyard shows.
It wasn't his panties.
I said, take your fucking panties with you, Robbie.
But we had a lot of people here, and a lot of my friends were here.
One of my friends brought his girlfriend along, and they, you know, it was like a party for a weekend.
My kids were, they were still awake because I had just moved to Florida.
So nothing in my house at all.
It was just, it was a perfect occasion to do this.
And they were sleeping in the spare bedroom.
and afterward, you know, they, whatever they did up there, I have no clue.
The next day, I'll just tell the story, the next day I'm helping my parents unpack because
they're moving and this is all happening like boom, boom, boom, I'm moving here.
My parents are moving to the property with me because I had their houses on my property as well.
So their driver comes and I actually recognize him.
It's the craziest shit, this guy, Jovi V. Val, he's a, he was like an original.
proud boy member from New York City and he had a big scar on his face. So that's how I recognized him.
And I was like, oh shit, like, what are you doing, man? And he's like, yeah, I got a moving company.
And my parents just somehow pick this dude. So I'm sitting there and I'm chatting it up with them because we're talking politics and, you know, culture and shit like that.
And I'm helping to move stuff because he's waiting for his partner to come. So I was like, I help him out. I help him move this stuff.
And my friend and his girl that were staying in the spare room, they slept in and they're the last people to leave.
They come out and they walk through, like, there's like a large field on my property.
I'm in the back.
And I'm with him.
And I go, oh, hey, come meet these guys.
You know, you're going to like him.
He's like, you know, he's up and coming in the space.
And his girlfriend is kind of big in the space too.
And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
So he walks out and he stops.
He like sees the girl and just stops dead.
And like, I noticed right away.
I'm like, there's something happening here.
I was like, did these guys fuck?
Like, what was this?
And she sees him and she turns around.
and makes a beeline and goes into the car and waits there. And I say bye to my buddy. And then I go back to him.
I was like, you know, what was that about? And he just looks to me right in the face. And he goes,
she's a witch. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure. Like, I got no, I'm dealing in comedy. This is a time
where, like, I'm just about to start working for Lewis and I'm doing Tower Gang. And that's really
what I'm involved with. I'm like cutting, I'm working for Odyssey. So I'm very much in that world.
I'm not paying attention to the spiritual at all. Just flying blind. No, no clue. What I'm inviting
into my house and my family where my fucking family's going to live um well whatever the next day we
clean up the room my wife finds a panty she doesn't tell me anything because she's like it's girl
code to like you know she must have forgot these oops forgot her sloppy panty got her fucking
sloppy she diddy bloody cummy panties and uh she doesn't say anything it it actually comes up as a
joke later on uh on tower gang show so if people are like fans of that show they could extrapolate and
figure out who i'm talking about where we're joking about the panties because i found
out and it's a joke but uh time goes on uh maybe a month my kids get like sick consistently sick
for like six great yeah yeah and we're like damn months six months like what the fuck dude can't
figure this out we get them right uh after they get right immediately after my wife gets sick and
with it's with the Lyme disease where what I'm talking about but realistically it was everything
like she's having vertigo she was bed bound on I'll be honest with you I
thought she was going to die.
It was like, Lyme disease, it's like, Lyme disease is a blanket terminology.
Yeah, yeah.
The symptoms are fucking whatever and everything.
It's everything and nothing.
So one day her fingertips hurt.
The other day, she can't get out of bed.
Another day, her vision's upside down.
Another day she's vomiting.
And this happens for months.
And like, we can't figure it out.
We just move to Florida.
I'm like, I'm going to fucking move back.
Like, I don't even, my job doesn't have, my job there didn't have good, good health
care.
I'm like, I'm just making cash, you know, and I left the MTA to come here.
I'm like, shit's upside down.
I'm going to quit and like, we got to go back.
But whatever, I toughed it out.
I'm still doing what I'm doing.
I picked up a fucking other job just to get health care.
So I'm doing it.
It was crazy, a crazy time.
And we spent, man, tens of thousands of dollars on.
Wow.
I'm like, if she's, I'm like, if you're not good, we don't have a family.
So whatever savings we had, we poured that into her.
And she's a nurse.
So she's not going to, she was like well aware of the medical Western system,
Western medical system.
And she's like, I'm not going to go on the pills they're suggesting.
I'll be on them for life.
I'll never recover.
And I'm like, all, all right, so what do we got to do?
And it's all alternative shit.
So we're doing frequency fucking therapy.
Frequency therapy.
We're doing a very expensive parasite cleanses.
We're doing like, you guys did red light therapy too, right?
Or is it?
Yeah.
Anything you could think of.
like especially like vitamins any any kind of health products everything's super clean now in my
house because we already went through that and she's like I'm not dealing with it and the crazy
thing is like this was a this was a spiritual attack as I alluded to before where it's like there was
a wish in my house that left an artifact and we were just we had blind to it blind to it took it
crazy throwing out about terrain theory it's like yeah yeah that and also like spiritual ailments
100% dude it sounds so fucking hokey to be like I think some shit comes from like some diseases
are coming from spiritual ailments.
But like, it's just where I'm at these days.
It's where I'm at.
So are you saying the cum panties got everybody sick?
I forget what the expression is.
Yeah, well,
common practice to leave not only an article of clothing,
but if you can have it covered in like particularly menstrual blood is a big one,
but also like, yeah, semen and shit.
What do you think Alistair Crowley is doing when he's doing sex magic and they're doing
butt stuff?
And it's like the mixture of semen and feces and blood.
Like, now listen how crazy this shit is.
This is, I still haven't really figured it out because again, shit just happens and you just go through life and you.
I got to figure it out. Boom, boom, boom. We'll get it done. Whatever. So I figure it out. We get it right.
Bohemian Grove happens, the last one that you were at. And you saw what happened before that. Just fell through fantastic.
Oh yeah, like a bunch of relationships fell apart and all that. Crazy shit.
Yeah. So I'm like, wow, what was that? Like it made no sense. It didn't make any sense because like if you were on the ground floor with us seeing what we were doing, you'd be like, this is just illogical.
a week or two after Bohemian Grove, we have Vicki Joy Anderson on,
and she's explaining to us witchcraft, and she actually gets on talking about artifacts.
And then she mentions, like, yeah, they will leave things that are loaded with this or that or this.
And it hit me like a ton of bricks.
And I, like, stepped off the show.
I called my wife.
I'm like, listen, bitch, what was on those panties four years ago?
And she's like, I can't say.
I was like, step out of your job right now and tell me what was on those panties.
And she tells me, she's like, yeah, this, this and this.
And I was like, great.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, okay, so that happened. I'm dealing.
So you think she left a hex on you for some reason? Like, I wonder what the reason.
You let her bone in your house. Like, why would you do that? I don't know. I don't know. But I think, I think that that thing happens.
I would leave assorted fruits.
I appreciate you. But it's like, you know, when I moved to Florida, that's a big step away from this job that I was doing in a completely different direction.
because I think I was supposed to do this what I'm doing now.
Like we're here doing a thing where we're talking to a lot of people.
We're doing it in a backwards way, but it seems to be effective.
And that was, I'm telling you, I was this close to going, well, just put this place for sale.
I can still get my job back.
This fucking land is cursed.
This is within six months.
I can go back and it's easy.
Like I was making six figures.
We've got health care.
I've got a pension.
I've got a fucking cake job.
I could sit in my truck and I could just drive this until I die.
But I can't I can't do that like I was like a nightmare dude
but a lot of people it's not a nightmare for sure yeah
also a blessing too because it helped me do what I do now like that's like the
foundation and some people are great some people do that like my dad worked his whole life as a
post office guy and he retired like you know he's the post office guy that's what he does he
takes pride in that for me I was like no there's something there's something bigger but like at that
point it was like turn around why are you doing this like just for
fucking stop this.
And I didn't.
And whatever, long story short, we start, we start this podcast.
And it's funny, our first sponsors for no reason when the podcast wasn't shit.
Crazy.
The Rife Machine.
Yeah, frequency technology.
Frequency technology.
Paralycleanses.
Yeah, from purge store.
Shout out to these guys that, you know, they sponsored the last Bohemian Grove as well.
And then like Van picked us up paying us money.
Yeah, natural fucking foods.
And, and, and I bet you, if, if, if you.
go back and you do the accounting for how much money I spent to get my wife up with this shit,
it's probably like one for one.
Oh, you got it all back.
Yeah, yeah.
It was crazy.
It was taken for me in the weird way and then given to me in this strange way with this racist show that we do.
Like, I'm at the point where I'm like, I'm done trying to explain it or like theorize it.
I know what works and I know what direction I need to go.
Yeah.
And we do it like this in a zigzag fashion.
But like that's the way I'm going.
Now we're on fucking Mount Crushmore.
Yeah.
And it's crazy because when you said was on those panties, the first thing I thought about was that Tool song.
Shit, blood and come on my dick.
And it's like, the reason I thought about that is because Tool is, like, they're my favorite band, but they're so deep into these, bro.
They're bad.
I mean, their music is so good and it's just so a cult.
It's like, what you do with Michael Jackson?
You're like, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So fucking good, dude.
And it's like.
I had this moment where my kid loves Michael Jackson.
All kids love Michael.
Like I said this before, in 20, 50 years, no one will be talking about the Joe Rogan experience.
It's a great show.
It's my friend.
There will always be Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
A hundred years from now, they will still listen to Michael Jackson.
My kid's in this season.
And I was telling our clipmaker, I said, I don't have the heart to tell him, you know,
alluding to the kid thing.
And then Laney goes that he was black.
Ha, ha, ha, damn it, bro.
Actually, what were you going to say?
I feel like you're going to say.
There's an actual hex in voodoo where if you want to make someone fall in love,
the witch tells you to put your menstrual blood in his food.
And it's known, like in Louisiana, they tell you don't have spaghetti on the first day.
Nothing red on the first date because there's this hex where they put menstrual blood and you fall in love.
You eat it.
Listen to this.
Go ahead, man.
My nigger.
My father is married to a fucking witch.
Who?
knows he's married to a witch.
His dad, he has a dad.
I have a dad.
And it's a long and fucked up relationship, but he's married to a witch.
And he knows she's a witch.
And he goes, well, sometimes fucking good things happen.
She does a little spell.
I let her do a spell.
Sometimes something good happens.
Like, everything is bad in your life, but all fucking K.
And she puts her panties in his coffee pot.
No.
What do you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like in every morning?
She doesn't know every morning.
I know, I think we caught it while we were.
were there. So when I moved to Florida,
before I bought my house, I stayed with him
for like the first time in my life.
Would you like some more cunt tea?
Fuck.
I closed on a house
in a month and a half because I just had to get the
fuck out of there. Guys, this woman
was, she hated us.
She hated us. I remember
two weeks into us living there,
she called a family meeting,
bizarre. From me and my estranged
father, I hadn't known him since I was a child,
And she goes, there's a problem.
And the problem is you don't love me enough.
And I'm like, bitch, I don't even know you.
Like, what are we talking about?
And I had to sit in front of this woman and kind of like try to navigate this.
But she one day, my dad's at work.
She comes out.
She's whispering to paper effigies.
Right?
And then she's looking at us, setting them on the ground and lighting them on fire in the backyard.
Nope.
And he does like a little fucking prayer.
And then she moves on and does another one.
Like, he's married to a legitimate.
That witch dog.
So when you're saying panties in the food, menstrual blood in the in the, yes, 100%.
But this is why it's important, like, shows like, you know, tinful hat is important to be like based on this knowledge.
The confessionals are show.
You should, you should know these things because they're probably happening to you.
And you don't fucking realize it.
And you're just prevalent.
It's like walking around and you're getting punched, but you have your eyes closed the whole time.
And you're like, I wonder what's happening.
Do you know how many chicks out there are just like, I fucking dabble in witchcraft?
You bitch.
Okay, so you guys don't listen to like obviously Mexican radio, but on the Mexican radio, they have witches go on there and be like, if you're trying to, if you have bad luck and you're down on your luck, call me this number.
If you're having hard time in love, call this number and they're all hexes.
They're going to tell you.
Go get this guy's hair.
Go bring me this guy's hair and we'll do something with it.
Yep.
I have a story from my aunt.
It's probably too long to tell at this point.
What was that?
We call her.
I know.
I can't say aunt because we say thief.
in Spanish, so he's my point, which I know you guys aren't going to understand.
Yeah, but yeah, same thing.
That's about your own.
From a colon, from a, her friend called in a psychic.
Yeah.
And to this day, this lady's life has just been a disaster.
It's a long story.
I'm not going to tell it now, but like that attachment though.
Isn't that the Hatman thing?
Well, yeah, she's been visited by that.
But it's called there's an episode called Scissors in the lawn.
If you guys are ever interested on Nephilim Desquod, I have her on and she explains
the entire story and it's like it's tragic hilarious she's made all the wrong moves and none of those
moves are jesus christ all those route like you'll go to another witch and they'll say the way you want
you're putting scissors in your lawn you're burning sage you're you're painting your walls you she's done
it all and it gets better and then it gets progressively worse compounded onto on top of what you've done
so like instances of relief and then then twice as much yeah and by the way the bible even says that like
you cast something out, right? You cast something out of yourself. If you do not fill
yourself with Holy Spirit, if you cast something out and you leave that house empty, it comes back
sevenfold. So it goes out, it gets seven of its homies and it comes back and it's even harder to
remove. Like that is consistent with what the Bible talks about. Like if you don't fill yourself,
we're vessels. Shout out fucking Bob Lazar, dude. If you don't fill yourself with something,
something is going to try to fill that boy. You're going to get filled up and it's going to be bad,
my nigga.
All right, guys. Great show. The Prockel Son's return crushing it. Great show, dude.
Oh, by the way, can we shout out Prohemi and Grove? We got another one coming up.
So August 8th in Florida, if any of your listeners are out in the Florida area,
we're doing Brohemi Gros. Prohemi and Grove 4, something else that you help start, Sam.
It goes all the way back to that signing of Chaos Twins, where you uttered those words,
welcome to the first Bohemian Grove.
And now here we are.
We're going on the fourth one.
And it's going to be a seven hour day, dude.
We're having everybody Cheney, donut, and Paranoid American.
Sorry, just to backtrack again, one more time.
And I mean this with all my heart.
It's not even jerking off again.
All my heart, it's not even jerking off.
And shit was all messed up.
And we did this show.
And I met you at Skangfest.
And I don't even remember how we met, but whatever.
But you gave us an opportunity.
And that, you gave us an opportunity.
And that opportunity got us, like, you know, put us in front of an audience and then that
audience was able to build to get us those spot.
Like all that, you see that circle that I'm talking about?
All that shit that I lost and then I got back.
Like, Sam in some weird way has, you've helped me to like, yeah, to get through this, man.
You did that.
You, many people, though.
Shout out to fucking everybody.
You, Louis J. Gomez.
Everybody.
Everyone that I've worked with.
Yeah, it's a really crazy path.
Yeah, man.
But yeah.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate you, man.
You don't.
You don't pull people up, dude.
That's the key of life.
Those that don't pull people up, lose it.
There's two people on this list of attendees to the Bohemian Grove that are also because
of you.
Ed Maybrey is going to be there.
Oh, we love us.
Friend of the show.
Only on our radar because of you.
Dr. Heather Lynn is going to be there.
The best.
Only because of you did we pick up on Dr.
Heather Lynn.
We're having a bunch of people.
Like I said, Brian, a demon erasers is going to be there.
Dave of Isaac's arm.
me Bill and Ted of the phone booth podcast.
Austin Picard is going to be there.
Hey.
All the Homer computer.
This is a big one for us, Sam, and for your listeners.
I want you guys to know, we didn't put like a big, uh, shiny name on the docket.
You said something last time we did Brohemi and Grove.
You said that we should have headlined it.
And we took that to heart and we're going, fuck it, man.
Let's, let's do it.
Just us.
Just with the people that have been on the show.
just with the people that the audience is familiar with.
Let's see if we could fucking blow up.
You guys got to be Legion of Skank Fest.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what we are.
We're going to be Nephilim Death Squad, dog.
And, you know, whatever that looks like,
this is us going out on our shaky little deer legs
and trying to stand up and do a Bohemian Grove with just us.
So we're going to be headlining our own event.
Thanks for that advice.
And just thank you for everything, dog.
Anytime, guys.
It's good to be appreciated, unlike these two other guys,
that just take me for fucking granted
and nobody listens to me.
But I appreciate you guys.
You guys always crush.
What was that, Johnny?
What was that money?
Fucking.
No,
that was the world's smallest violin.
But I'm super happy for you guys.
And it's like the real key is now you guys got to help people.
Like you got to keep,
you got pulled people up.
It's like Johnny always says,
I like,
I've helped my competition more than probably anybody else in the world
because I don't see it like,
competition. I think the more the merrier, they can't kill all of us.
So, uh, and listen, you guys, I hope we're in the same FEMA camp.
I hope we all are hanging together and it's going to be fun. And if it's like the concentration
camps, we'll be on soccer teams together, we'll play in orchestras. It's going to be fucking
great. We're going to be swimming, dude. It's going to be fucking great. Dude, it's going to be
fiction don't sound that bad anymore.
Yeah, I mean, they were crushing it.
They had deep, a deep end at the pool.
It was fucking fire, bro.
We need a podcast studio, so maybe we could pull some strings.
Oh, I'm sure they know they'll give us a podcast studio.
Yeah, they'll give us a podcast.
We'll have a podcast.
Coming at you live from FEMA camp 321B.
Yeah, dude, it's going to be fire, bro.
It's going to be fire, dude.
It's going to be great.
Websites or anything?
Toplopsid.com, you can get all the shirts.
I'm wearing one of them right now.
And tickets to Bohemian Grove, if you guys want to hang out with us, like, it's just going to be.
It's a great hang.
It's a great hang.
It's a lot of fun.
You've been to all of them previously.
So you're not invited to this one.
Fuck you.
I know, dude.
We've got to try to stand up on our own, dude.
We'll see you at Truthercan.
Yeah, TruthorCon.
Yeah, we'll be performing.
Yeah, the Skeba News Network people are crushing it.
Very excited.
Tito Sanchez will be there as well.
To have all hats, Tito Sanchez.
A lot of Latinos in the conditions.
conspiracy community.
Yeah, we can do something about that.
Latinos are great, but now it's like this new generation, which is like third or fourth
generation, they're starting to come sensitive and politically correct.
You should be able to say whatever you want to Mexicans and they would fucking laugh.
Now they're like, hey, dog, that's the kind of racist, dude.
It's like, you're Mexican, bro.
You're supposed to have a good time.
Anyways, guys, guys.
Time to bring back the Cholos.
Time to bring back the Cholos, a little homies, dude.
Time to bring back to little homies.
All right, guys, great show.
Thank you guys so much.
Let's break down the episode.
The boys from Mount Crushmore came and crushed it.
Did you come yet, Sam?
I always come.
I mean, because they literally, they ate you up the whole episode, which I loved it.
Who doesn't?
But, yeah.
Sounds like you got upset.
Yeah.
I didn't get none of it.
Sounds like you're really pissed off.
It was all Sam sucking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys should try more of it.
Yeah, we're just over.
We're hearing the cuck chairs.
Yeah, we're here in the cuck chair.
Me and Johnny look at each other while you're just getting it all.
We're not looking at each other.
Yeah, you are.
You are.
You are.
Johnny's getting horny.
Johnny's so horny for Nephilim Desquod, bro.
So horny.
You and me are making perfect eye contact while Sam getting railed by these guys.
Why am I doing the railing, bro?
Don't you ever forget that?
I'm the railer.
Okay.
I'm the railer.
It was two guys.
You were getting picked up.
You guys, bro.
No, I'm not getting spit roasted.
I'm spit roasting the spit roasters.
You turn to tables on them?
Yeah.
Aha.
No, I think it's great, dude.
That's some crazy shit, dude.
Latinos are deep into that, like, demonic shit.
They're like, they see spirits, dude.
Right?
He didn't even go to a priest.
I mean, if I had any type of, like, possession, I'd go to the church.
Do you see anything, XG?
Any chupacobros or anything?
No.
I've never seen the big hat man or what was he called the hatman.
You never seen any of that stuff?
I've asked you question whether you're Mexican.
No, I've been, I've had sleep paralysis, but I've never seen that.
I've never seen. Yeah. I think there is, we've had enough guess on now that it seems,
and I think somebody's even said this, it seems there are two distinct kinds of sleep paralysis.
There's the kind of is brought on by sleeping during the day or getting bad sleep where you just are kind of,
or at least you feel like you're locked into your body before waking up.
because I
the thing I've noticed is
I've said this before
but I've noticed that
you think you're in the room
you're in trapped in your body
and you can kind of look around a little bit
I can even kind of open my eyes
I think I can
but really
it's not the room you think you're in
like I've had it happen a few times
where I'm in a different room
or a different place like back home
in North Carolina when I'm in L.A.
And I'm looking around that room
and feel trapped in my body
and then I wake up.
But the interesting thing is you do
like he was saying
you can like when when I've been in bed with my girl asleep trying to I'll try to kind of wake myself up and try to like fight to twitch my body a little bit she's seen me doing that before and she helped me wake up you know like I've been like help wake me up
oh she wasn't like his wife that recorded him for a fucking no yeah she didn't record me up thank God yeah but dude that's the stuff I mean I can't
can't tell you how quickly I'm out if stuff like that starts happening to me. I'm out.
Like, I'm moving. I don't care. First, I'm probably trying a different room. Like, maybe it's
connected to the room. But if it is a house or the land, I'm gone. I'm just out so fast.
That is one thing of, I'm like not scared of having kids, but everyone always talks that kids see
things that you don't see. And I'd be scared of my kids like, oh, I'm playing with my kid,
with my friend in my room. I'd be like, no, you're not. We're moving. Have you had that sound?
Have you had that where the kids are like looking at something or playing with an imaginary friend?
Oh, my autistic dog does it all the time, just stares up there.
And I'm like, oh, you see something.
Something's hanging up in the corner.
Ooh, yeah.
So dogs do that sometimes.
Dogs do that where they're just looking at something and you're like, what are you barking
or looking at?
And you go over there and nothing's there.
You know, it's super interesting is we're now getting my daughter finally in the ABA.
It's been a real battle.
So Dana was talking to.
because Dana's good at the detail, so she takes care of that shit.
And she was talking to them at the school.
She's going to come work with our daughter.
And she was like, is she babbling words?
She's like, yeah, she says words here and there.
And she goes, that means she's eventually going to talk, which is like the greatest thing ever.
If they're babbling words, they will begin to talk.
That's what she said.
So it might not be until 7, 8, 9, but she will talk.
And I'm very excited about that.
That's awesome.
That will be great.
You know what else is great?
It's come to see me live.
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I don't know if I want that on YouTube either
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And then check out my premium content, dude.
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I mean, how do we get to that?
Johnny, talk about Cash Daddies.
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patreon is the name of that service and fellow means that they're he's one of them but then it doesn't
make it now they're they're patrons that means they support us he's not a patron though he's the person
being patronized i guess you'd say supported he's a person being supported uh but yeah
Yeah, fellow patrons. Come check him out.
Come check them out.
If you go down lower, we got that.
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And then finally, word war debate.
We just got the contract for the new venue.
So hopefully they'll be signed today.
And the date will be secure.
And dude, I'm telling you, we're going big game hunting.
All right?
Big game hunting.
It's going to be, if we get who we want,
I think we can put up Super Bowl numbers.
And I'm not even kidding.
If it goes to where I, if we get who we want to get.
So that's that.
And then anything else, XG?
This Friday, we don't smoke the same with Stepton from the Debtones post Pisa,
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So the Nephlin Desquot guys are like obviously one of my disciples.
You are welcome.
The fact that they're doing Bohemian Grove for like fourth or fifth year is such an amazing thing to see.
I mean, it's just like manifestation.
It all started because I got booked at this weird comedy club in Florida and like all these conspiracy theories decide to come out and hang out.
And then I'm like, let's do a, let's do a fucking podcast and do a little show.
And like, now they ran with it.
It's so fucking cool.
It's like so cool that they're doing it.
And like, they really are savages, dude.
I've always said their Legion of Skanks meets Tim Foll hat.
They really are crazy, you know, and they're good at it.
And I've often told them, you know, sometimes, and I've called, you know, one of them and talk to them about it,
is like you start going too hard on other people.
Again, you get into this kind of.
world where you're just like
none of your peers want to talk to you
and you're in the dark corner
all by yourself shitting in a diaper
with one fucking foot in a grave
you know
and it's a horrible life to live
it's like high vibrational
low vibrational support people
and people love you
and more opportunities show up
and I think that's the most important shit
is to help others
and they're doing a great job dude
I mean, they're doing a show almost every day.
That's, I'm crazy.
They're crazy.
I mean, I'm crazy, dude.
I mean, you do, you do a show every day.
Almost, I do.
Well, no, if you would take the date, two shows, you have a show for seven days of the week, pretty much.
Yeah, I mean, I do two tinful hats, one conspiracy social club, one doom scrolling, one broken sim.
What else?
That's your business.
One cash daddies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then when I do broken sim, I mean a punch drunk, which is once every three months.
Or Union of the Unwanted, like all that.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I have my premium content.
So I'm doing 10.
Yeah, I love that you're like, I believe how many they're doing.
And you're like, I'm crazy, Johnny.
And then we're on the road.
We're on the road, basically.
And then we tell them fans that we're all going to meet up with you to find out that you're podcasting mid-fan meet up.
Dude, daddy's got put out to good.
People go crazy.
They go crazy.
People go crazy or you go crazy.
I'm already, I can't go crazy.
I've already gone crazy.
I know this has nothing to do, Tim Fulha.
Johnny, guess who the Boston Celtics traded Jalen Brown to?
It's absolutely insanity.
Go on?
The Philadelphia 76ers.
What did they get?
Paul George and a bunch of picks.
I better be a bunch of picks.
Oh, here is here.
It's two first rounders, two second rounders.
Dude, what?
What?
Why would you trade him to someone in your conference?
It makes no sense, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Unless they really don't believe in him, you know?
I mean, I said you that thing where analytics guys think he's in front offices.
These aren't like nerds on Twitter.
These are people who work in NBA front offices.
He was top five in fucking.
Yeah.
He was like 26 a game, 27 a game.
You just handed them the, I mean, like,
Dude, that's a great team, dude.
That's a great team.
I mean, obviously, you got to worry about Joel Embed if they can move off him.
God, that'd be crazy, dude.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you got to take that in consideration, right?
Because you're going to, if you're getting trading for their picks, was it their picks that they got mostly?
Probably, right?
I mean, and George is still giving you what, like 17 a game or something like that, but he's just not.
Yeah, but dude, Jaylon Brown is a former finals MVP, dude.
Oh yeah, he just had his best season in the NBA.
Yeah, that was his best.
I'm sorry, 28 a game, 28.7 a game.
They sold solo, dude.
I mean, rebounds, five.
Everyone's like Brad, whatever, is it Brad Williams?
What is his name?
Brad, who's their GM?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, just got fleece, dude.
Sorry, that's the worst.
Brad Stevens, Brad Stevens.
Brad Stevens, that's the word.
I'm blown away how bad this is.
Wow.
All right, guys, enjoy the highlight.
Wait a wait, we're talking about sports.
What's the score USA Today?
They play at five or six.
They play today?
Why?
Why do?
Why would you talk about that?
I thought they played tomorrow.
No, they played last week, guys.
Oh, you're right.
My bad.
Oh, yeah, they did.
Right, bye, by guys.
All right, guys.
Enjoy the highlights, you fuck.
Here's a clip from the latest broken sim.
Did you see the guy that was involved?
Remember the guy that got the rushing
that got swapped for Brittany Griner?
Tucker was talking to him
on his podcast.
because he just talks to everybody, it seems.
And he's, like, offended that he got swapped for Britney Griner.
It's pretty funny.
I love that, dude.
Victor Bout is the guy.
This guy's on, like, Alex Jones.
Like, it's so crazy.
We live in the weirdest world possible.
The guy they call Russia's Merchant of Death is just doing podcast rounds now.
The Biden administration traded, released you in exchange for the release of some women's basketball player on a marijuana charge.
Were you surprised by it seemed asymmetrical?
Britney Greiner?
Yes.
Well, by one thing for me, this was literally some kind of insult, you know?
Right.
At least they could be exchanged for Paul Willem, which I was expecting.
Exactly.
But on the Biden administration time, this maybe was only choice.
And this is why she was a black, she was a Lisbon, and she was a basketball fans.
If not for NBA fans who put a lot of pressure for Biden administration,
ASPN was running every day kind of this stunt to, you know, call attention that
Brittany Griner is still at Russian prison for almost nothing, for some, you know, a small
quantity of CBD oil, which is forbidden in Russia.
So they put a lot of pressure.
So Biden administration, because they are succumbed to the LGBT agenda and they need
to bring, you know, then in front of center of the attention and policy, was forced by this
kind of activism.
Anyway, I love that, dude.
This guy, why is it that Russians seem to be able to tell the truth about America, American politics, way better than most Americans can?
Because most Americans are on the payroll that are doing the talking.
Yeah.
You know.
It's a introspective or something that they're allowed to have.
And they just can't come to grips with its two wings of the same corrupt.
heard and they're just
keep playing this game of like one side
gives a shit more than
the other side and he was nice calling
her a fucking
a lesbian
yeah there was a big story
this week on 60 minutes about polymarket
did you see that so
they have been tracking
trades
on polymarket
on items related to the
US military oh yeah I saw this I saw
this and so
So here's what they've found.
This might be the most insane pattern we have found on Polly Market so far.
Based in Paris, Nicholas Viman's small data analytics firm bubble maps creates visualizations
of bets on Polly Market to spot bubbles or clusters of suspect traders.
One paradox of Polly Market, everything about the trades is totally transparent and public,
except that traders themselves remain anonymous.
this big cluster in the middle.
No one talked about it.
The firm's head of investigations
goes by his online handle, Deeb's.
He asked us to obscure his identity over...
By the way, if you know this guy, you're like, that's Tom.
Totally, dude.
That's exactly my thought.
They show the whole side of his faces.
You're like, why is Tom wearing sunglasses indoors in a dark room?
Oh, is he back on Coke again?
If you were Tom, you, and they told you
they were going to obscure your identity
and then you go on 60 minutes and half your
faces on it, I would be
you'd be pretty upset, right?
I'd be mad.
Why are you wearing a ski mask?
Because he wants to pull chicks.
Maybe it's not him.
Maybe they use an actor or something,
because they do that sometimes.
They use an actor.
Handle Deves.
He asked us to obscure his identity
over fears of retaliation
for his detective work.
They shared for the first time
what they believe is a more egregious
insider training case
than Gannon Ken Van Dykes.
We spotted nine polymarket accounts,
all connected, who made collectively $2.4 million,
banning almost exclusively on U.S. military operations.
Van Dyck made $400,000.
Here, 2.4 million.
Look at that, dude.
And now here's...
Wait, hold on.
There he was again.
There's no obscuring of the identity.
Look at this.
Yeah.
The guy's right there.
He's just wearing a green shirt he always wears all the time.
That's the real betrayal.
Like if you're that guy and you think 60 Minutes is obscuring your identity and it's just you in full life.
We're a ninja outfit.
Pussy Riot mask.
That'd be so great if he was in a pussy riot mask with like, it was neon yellow with like bunny ears.
Yeah, I like that girl from Pussy Riot.
I thought she was kind of cute.
They're a sciop.
Oh, totally.
100%.
Here, 2.4.
Yeah.
Some guys are like, now here's the crazy part.
98% win rates.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
98.
98.
This is like winning the lottery multiple times, you know?
The linked accounts made dozens of winning bets on the specific dates of pivotal moments in the war with Iran, even when the odds were low.
The first U.S. strikes, the removal of Iran's supreme leader, the announcement of a ceasefire.
How do we know this isn't just someone who has really good instincts?
Luck alone cannot explain those numbers.
If you know this, why don't federal prosecutors?
Well, hopefully with your interview, they're going to know this.
And they're going to do nothing.
What are you going to go up to some general going, hey, you're cheating.
He's like, yeah.
Okay, just wanted you know, we know.
Bye.
I mean, like, what are you going to do?
And it would have to be someone higher up that would know about multiple operations
in different areas of the military.
It would have to be someone either in power.
I mean, like, dude, this has Howard Ludick reading all over.
Absolutely. Yeah. And here's a little bit more from that report from 60 Minutes about
Polly Market. It's just more concerning stuff. I think the regulation hammer is going to come down
on these things eventually. Well, this is a classic graph than any commodities trader will
understand. Covel walked us through the morning of March 23rd.
Fighting had been raging for three plus weeks, and it was a slow trading day in oil futures.
If you see the chart, you'll see that no one is trading during that time.
period. Why would you trade at that time? It doesn't make a lot of sense unless you have a real
reason. Then, according to data, the financial firm LSEG provided us, suddenly at 6.50 a.m.,
more than $800 million was staked on the chance of oil prices dropping.
Wow.
15 minutes later, President Trump posted on true social that the White House in Iran had, quote,
very good and productive conversations about any qualities. The news sent the price of oil
plummeting more than 10%. Dude, that's got to be somebody in the White House.
Like we're trying to give no fucks.
It's got to be, dude.
What kind of profit is that resulting in?
We're talking tens of millions could be $80 million.
You see this graph and you think insider trading.
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You go deep, home boy.
Aaron, open your mic.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
Dude, you just blew my mind.
Tim Foil hack.
