Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #101: Aleister Crowley with Jason Louv
Episode Date: June 21, 2018Sam, Ryan and High Magus Jason Louv blast off into a 5D hyperverse of dongs, Aleister Crowley’s sex magick, Hollywood secret societies, and more dongs. So for info it would be: Insta @magick.me, Pod...cast is “Ultraculture With Jason Louv,” subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play or Stitcher. Web site with all books, magick class, etc is at jasonlouv.com and johndee007.com!
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okay I'm not sure about but you know so please welcome to the tintvall
podcast mr. Jason Luth yes everybody our favorite favorite warlock what's how how are you dude I'm doing good I feel today I feel like I was here last so it's like you know full circle. The return of the
progill set. Do you consider this home court? Yes I think so.
Woo! Nice. A home court. Take that home court. Now let me ask you something.
How's the book going? How are the reviews? Reviews are great. What's going on?
Talk to us? So the book? Reviews are great. Is the army growing? What's going on?
Talk to us.
So the book is already in its fourth printing.
I think last time I was on I was saying the first printing was about to sell out.
So it's already on its fourth printing.
It's gone, it's gotten huge, gotten great reviews.
Lots of great reviews from the readers.
That's what matters. People are the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the book is. People is. People is. People is. People is. People is. People is. People is. People is th. thi. tho. It is already is already is already is already is thi. It is tho. It is thoes. It is is thoes is is is thoes is is is is is. It is is is is is is is. It is is is is is. It is is. It is is is. It is is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is thi. It is the the the to. the to. the the the the to. the the the the the to. the the the to. tho. thi. thi. thi. to. I'm a deep state MK ultra aging. Well welcome are you a gay Jew chill? Yes actually last night somebody accused me of probably being a Jew's so okay
You made it you are in dude that's a sign you've made it when you are a gay Jew chill that's that was that was
deep state that I promoted bestiality and that I was probably a Jew. I was like that's a really weird that's a really weird combo. Yep so really weird comment you haven't made it till you've th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the th that the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they thi thi the the the the the Jew. I was like, that's a really weird comment. That's a weird combo. Yep, it's a really weird comment.
You haven't made it till you've been accused of that.
Now you're in, dude, and to the victor goes the spoils.
That's the real Illuminati.
So the book's going well, can one more time, tell them about the book and all the amazing stuff because because it it it is it is it is it is it is it is it is it is it is, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, the, the, and, and, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the book is about John D, who is the court astrologer of Queen Elizabeth
the first and is the person responsible for modernizing science, or excuse me, laying the
groundwork for science, creating the British Empire, and also talk to angels for 10 years
who told them how to bring about the end of the world.
Oh, fun festive.
Yeah, these people love bringing the end of the world.
Right, Aaron. These people love bringing the end of the world, right Aaron? Yeah, that's when they got rid of Mick Rib sandwich.
That's how Aaron felt it was the end of the world.
Am I right, buddy?
How's those Fritos going?
As you're getting all that fucking red dust all over our equipment here at all things,
comedy. So what do we hear to talk about?
So what we're here to talk about. Well, you know, it's so funny. What just started last week was what we talked about last time.
There's a show that came out about Jack Parsons called Strange Angel.
And it's so interesting how the occult and paranormal and esoteric secret.
How do they depict him?
Is he just a guy who just wants to make the world a better place? I haven't watched it yet, but I ran into just around the corner from here is a place called the crooked path and it is
apothecary and it's also like a an occult store. I walked in randomly. Did he say
Ryan we've been expecting you? No buddy he was a cool dude and randomly I
mentioned I was like hey have you ever heard a Jason Louve and he's like he's
actually coming up in the game.
Was the term that he's used.
Oh, look at you.
He's on the crooked path.
Yeah.
I'm glad that I have the accolades of somebody, an apothecary.
Congratulations, dude.
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Definitely.
So it's crazy to think that people like us used to just talk about this in the shadows
and now it's in the forefront.
It's on CBS.
You have one of my favorite quotes on the show where you said that the internet has allowed
us to get the knowledge of the elites and I always think about like how like this is probably the time right now unless they're so good at this game that they're
playing like they have to be scared shitless with all the truth out there and
it's like to me very interesting and when you said that that always
resonates with me probably more than anything anyone's ever said in the
show well well it's crazy I mean I walked outside my front door the other day about two weeks ago and the city
bus went by it. On the side, I had a picture of Jack Parsons and it said, sex magic, rocket
science.
I'm like, what dimension am I living in?
What time is this?
I saw it again in Beverly Hills the other day.
I was driving back from doing Sean Stone. What, what, literally what is going on? But everyone wants to know about this all the sudden, and it makes perfect sense to me because everything else has fallen apart.
The world is in a state of total chaos and turmoil.
And every other thing has just crumbled in front of our eyes,
like when Thanos puts on the infinity gauntlet.
So, but magic is left standing for some reason.
So everyone is, wants to know about that? What is that? Maybe that could help me? Maybe it's time to shine.
Maybe organized religion is leaving people with more questions and answers.
And maybe magic is something that can fill that void.
Yeah, well, nice to see everyone. I've been out here for a couple decades around the campfire.
Come, come, come sit, have a can of beans. It's great out here. I'm telling you, dude. I think it's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. th. that's. that's. that's. that's th. that's thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the they. they. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. today. that's tea. that's that dude. It's great out here. I'm telling you dude I think it's better to hit later on in life than to hit early. Yes, are you saying it's later on in my life
So no, no, no, you're a young man
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focus on it than they hit wicked early.
The point is, like, with magic and with you and all this stuff, it's good to hit now than
they hit a while ago and then it's just passe.
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My first book came out when I was 23,
so I got some buzz there.
And yeah, I went through all those early stages
where it was like the ego and then the burnout and then the craziness.
And that seems to happen know yet. Well, you know it doesn't, I see it happen in comedy.
It doesn't, you don't get the ego fucked out of you.
And I think it's very important to get that beaten out of you.
That's right.
That you're like, hey, man, you're not, the worst thing is people who think they're the chosen one and that they they have a the worst worst worst worst worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes thoes thoes. thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they the. it early and they have a nasty ego
and they mistake being like funny on stage for being like a black belt and
ass whoop and off stage and they walk around like they'll beat everybody.
I'm like you've never been a fight you get punched in the face you're gonna start
crying you need to be thankful for what you have right instead of
going around like you're a gift to all of us.
Right right right right. Yeah, America is a capitalist society, you know, it's like it's not just about
what you can do, it's about what have you done for me lately. Yeah. Either you
serve people in a way that makes them happy or or not and you know when people don't have
use for you then, you know. Is the energy you get back? And I think the energy you get back. And I think it it it it it it it is the energy is I'm very excited. So what I was saying, how the world the world works, I'm looking in
there and the only picture that's framed on the wall is a picture of Alastair
Crowley. And I was like, interesting, I'm going to be talking about that today. And he was like, oh yeah, and I was like, yeah, got this little this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little this little the little the little the little little little little little the little little little little little little little little little little little conspiracy this little conspiracy this little the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the w-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-croomea-wo-wo-wo-woome. the wo-woome. the wo-s-s-s work. So thank you. The occult world is proud you doing it.
So were there any hot chicks there?
Uh, they came in to buy some sage, but I believe they were together.
You should just hang out there with your book.
And just as the ladies walk by, just let them know what you know.
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You're just hanging. I'm just hanging. I don't want you to get you in trouble if you have a lady
or anything. That does tend to happen in your 30s. Like you said, you go through the spiritual
paint thinner in your 20s that strips away all that push. You mean, huffing the's the resident drug guy. Have you ever heard about the paint thinner elves? Or like the DMT elves, but you know, just a lot more, you know, abrasive and solvent.
Really? Yeah.
For huffing.
The best thing to huff is gold or silver.
What? Is that true?
Yes, 100 percent.
Wait, wait, wait. What happens your lungs. With gold and silver? Yeah, and you have like, it's more of like anunaki fence.
Please do not do this.
Don't listen to Ryan and his bad advice
of a huffing gold and silver so your lungs get played.
What are you not?
You don't say that, dude.
It doesn't work for everyone.
Anyways. It doesn't work for everybody. Anyways. So you know, we've talked about John D.
And then last time you're here, we talked about Parsons.
Well, I figure the unholy Trinity, if you will,
would have to involve the one and only Crowley.
The Unholy Crowley.
Now, before we get in the Crowley, the Jack Parsons show,
does it deal with any of this guy? Well, it's like the Satanist hallmark version of it.
Like they made it really cheesy, but they dial up all of the occult stuff.
So they changed the story.
It's like charm?
Do you remember the show charm with a charmed?
Yeah, charmed.
No, I never saw it.
I know about it.
It was so like WB cheesy which is stuff it's not quite that it's not quite that
level but it's a little soft is it the hunger game cheesy where everybody's
like cross-dressing military people that probably happens about three or four
episodes I'm cool I was watching Star Trek the new the last one I'm like
this isn't real everybody if whatever year this is if it's in the future
everybody is a trans on the enterprise.
It's like all cross-dressers.
Kirk would be Ru Paul.
You know, as Father today has just passed not too long ago, I wanted to wish the father
of trans, Happy Father's Day.
So Ziggy, wherever you are, I know you might be on Mars, I just wanted to say the one and only, Mr. Stardust, have fun. I respect that.
So Alster Crowley, what a, like, it's very interesting,
I would love to get Mark Marron on here
because he's somewhat of a fan of his or a fan of what kind of he's done,
his influence on everything.
Because Mark's a definitely a rock and roll guy, so he sees his fingerprint on all. So where do you want to begin? Yeah give it to
us Jason because look at the awesome thing about knowing you now it's like we
can just have a conversation and who knows more about where do you want to
start off? Give it to us. So Crowley, Alistair Crowley has got to be one of the most well-known and yet misunderstood figures and maybe history. Oh, okay. He is well known for
advocating ceremonial magic as a way towards a pathward self-realization.
But man, that guy, where do we even start with that guy? Crowley was incredibly
intelligent, kind of a sociopath, kind of fucked up. He's like one of these guys
that they're just writing above everyone else
and they kind of use it as an excuse to be cruel to people.
Yeah.
You know, they're so quick-witted.
Yeah.
And that's kind of the deal with, with Crowley.
I think that.
I call that nir comedy. going through their they were very successful smart. He was very alpha though, so you know.
He wasn't a nerd then, right?
At least on paper, he liked to portray himself that way, although you know, like Crowley,
okay so Crowley was born rich, he was born into this rich family that was wealthy from like
beer, making beer or something like that.
Had a really fucked up fundamentalist Christian childhood, which scarred him for life. We see th like like like like a lot of serial killers have like crazy moms who are like in the name of Jesus,
dress them like girls and sent them to the kindergarten class.
Like, there's this weird kind of like organized religion, beat down that happens in these kids'
lives, that they go on and it affects them later on in life.
Kind of like Republican senators.
It's like the same kind of deal there.
100%.
So yeah, same deal with Crowley, you know, that type of thing going on.
And so he of course decided to identify with Satan and spend the rest of his life rebelling and
trying to destroy Christianity.
So he wrote tons of books.
He went all over the world. He was a mountain climber, had all these sexual escapades, tried to learn every single path
to religious or esoteric knowledge in the world.
He was an intelligence agent, also much like D for MI5 and MI6.
And man, that guy, he wrote thousands and thousands of pages.
He liked to shift his personality, so he changed who he was on a regular basis. Very, I mean, I've been looking at his stuff for years and years and years,
and he's always different every time you go back to
and read his stuff.
Of course, he wasn't really a guy you would want to emulate
either despite having so many adventures,
you know, not, he was a lifelong addict of heroin and cocaine.
He was a lot of either.
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Try this off the mainline some heroin.
That's right.
And then take a jock, walk it off.
Use a British stiff upper lip to get through that broken form.
That was kind of the deal and he became an addict.
Yeah, I mean, he was a fucked up guy as I talk about in the book and and you know being a genius and being fucked up can or sometimes not
mutually exclusion. I couldn't agree more it is like it is sometimes I think when
people are too smart that it's hard for them to relate to every day everyday people.
Now Sam were you in a fraternity? Yes. Ah, what was that fraternity? Alpha Tau Omega.
So at 23, he began his, I guess he called fraternity, the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn.
And so what people also formally call OTO correctly? Oh, two different groups.
There we go. School me. Bring it down. So the Golden Dawn, did you ever see the Sherlock Holmes movies, the Guy Rishi ones?
Yes.
So I think it's the second one with Mark Strong in it.
They actually incorporate the Golden Dawn.
Mark Strong is supposed to be Crowley.
It's a great look at it.
And they get everything pretty much right.
Wow. Oh, they did it perfectly right. Well, nobody even got it, you know, because people don't even know about this stuff, but clearly the people who made it did.
Yeah, so the Golden Dawn was like this kind of like cool kids club in Victorian England.
It was for all the, you know, movers and shakers and society, high-ranking Freemasons, but
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but also doing lots of magic, and the order was teaching people really, you know, actual real magic, through a grade system.
That's how, and Crowley joined it as a young man, and everyone was repulsed by him mostly because he was
he was bisexual and nobody could handle that at the time and also you know
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he's like I didn't do it and then they find out that he's bisexual and they
use that against him as him wanting to offer.
Ah yes, the old bisexuality excuse. But if you're a bi-chick everyone's like, oh dude she's so hot.
Yeah you get the keys of the kingdom, all the coke you want, invite to every party, right?
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Hey, I'm just putting it out there.
I'm trying, you're shouting my game over here
with all my possible trans hookups, dude.
Geez, Sam, come on, man.
So they were scared to him because he went both ways,
which back in that day was like a death. gonna like, burn him at the cross! He likes ladies and dong. Well, they just put Oscar Wilde in prison ten years before and he died shortly after getting
out of prison, so yeah, it was serious.
Hold on, they threw him in for being by?
For being gay?
Really? I mean, it's not like they're going to differentiate.
What do you think?
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they're going to like a BJ from another dude. I think it's probably the second one. Because religion is just a cover-up for what people think anyway. Right, right,
right. It's a justification. Right. Oh, God told me not to be afraid of the
dong. So weird, man. It's really weird. It is so weird. And it really like when we talk we talked about this on the show before, like when you talk like the fear like the fear like the fear like the fear like the fear like the fear like the fear like the fear like the fear like the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear of of of on the show before, like when you talk like the fear of trans, the
the phobia of trans, transphob, it really is just applying to men who live their
life as women because we see women living as men constantly. Our PE teachers,
UPS drivers, everybody at the fucking post office, right? I mean, your hair stylists, stylist I mean I see like butch
lesbians all the time nobody says anything a guy coming in in high heels in a
short skirt freaks the fuck out of everybody I'll say this do you guys know
you guys know who Bailey Jay is yeah yeah well everybody knows she's this weird outliner
well so Bailey Jay's a really good friend of mine I've had on my podcast, which just started again a couple times,
and she's really into magic, so we have great, great conversations.
But we were talking the other day and she was saying that she walks
down the street and she will see like the most straight laced dudes
looking at her like someone's dad, someone small town in the south and they just kind of look at her and then kind of look away like a little bit of shame like they know like they've whipped
it out a few times.
Yeah, they've seen her.
Yeah.
It's not just they've seen her like they've seen her.
Lisa Ann is a dull film so I've had her podcast on another podcast and she calls it. somebody's watched her videos and I'm sure
and you know I'm being honest with you dude I mean they just did a study
they said like 75% of like millennial women say they're bisexual and because
it's like almost encouraged but I'm telling you with the porn coming out now
I the amount of dogs guys have seen in their days. I do joke about it. It's like
I'm not gay, I just want pretty dicks, nice BSR, you know what I'm saying, Aaron? You know
what I'm talking about? Some nice ball shaft ratio, you know what the kids talking about.
Well you know that that was actually when, I don't know how we've gotten on to this probably, but when, let's just go with it. When, when, when trans porn started getting really, really mainstream and very popular,
like maybe 10, 15 years ago, one of the sociological studies, or studies, I don't know,
what are the things they were talking about is men have seen so many dicks in porn
that it's not just that they're desensitized to it, but they now have now now now now now now now now they've been beating off while other guys' dongs have been in the picture.
And you know, from the magical perspective, what you beat off to, you know, you kind of
embed in your unconscious.
So they were saying that when men see, you know, what do's like all of those things now cause a response so it's like
people are going crazy for it. Yeah, I think you know they can never talk about it.
So when we're talking about when people are say oh like you know put somebody,
attack somebody who's gay or something like that like with Oscar Wild.
I think what theythe fact that I'm putting this guy in jail for liking tongue.
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That proves it.
Yeah, 100% dude.
I just can't get tempted, so I'm going to put everybody away.
the way.
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That's what he's really saying, right? No, it's always like that one fundamentalist
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Oh, that's great.
And is a Kung Fu master and all this stuff, so.
Dude, that is a great, that's a TV show right there.
Trans Kung Fu Master, who does computer fucking security?
Aaron?
Okay. But, yeah, it's, it's I feel like people who are trans are often so
incredibly creative and lit up and alive and and really the source of the party
and just you know they're kind of lighting everything up around them yet
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a threat to their power in a weird way, you know.
Really, you think so?
I don't know, I've never thought about that.
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process and go just pay for it and cut the line.
You know, I think underneath so many social taboos is really genetic stuff, right?
It's fear of, you know, especially on the male side, a lot of the paranoia is fear of my kid
won't be my own, so therefore I have to control women or on the male side.
Well, that is most basic of them all. It's all of it is, it's just, you know, jungle stuff, you know, in a way or very primal stuff.
Well, it's funny that it's fascinating that Crowley is a Libra.
And we bring it back.
There we go.
All right.
Bringing it back to the great beast.
Well, it's fascinating.
He's a Libra.
Would you like to be a Libra?
So, Libra?
It's the scales. So the idea is if you think about it, being a balanced person,
it being both male and feminine. Yeah. Being a balanced person is both big chaos and order,
and so much what Crowley was is a constant like what I find in myself. So many Libras are very creative
people but we're also a when we're out of whack we're out of whack you know
what I mean? Ah that's interesting. You take it to the extremes then you're
rebalance. You take it to the limits. I mean Sam's probably only seen me a
handful of times when I'm like borderline manic and he's like whoa. Like when Eddie Bravo and Sam Triply call you crazy you've done something good we're driving back from the Sam from our
successful run on our comedy tour and we just like an idiot go hey we should
just drive back and everyone's like yeah let's do I'm like oh man I can't
believe I agree so we drive we drove back from Sacramento that night and so he
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they don't get your driving I'm so creative and a great driver okay I like
that you went to China and they're like oh this guy's just as good
as us my here here hear me out I didn't see hardly any accidents.
So I'm thinking maybe they're such good drivers that are bad driving makes them crash.
Like if I play basketball with Magic Johnson and he throws a cool pass, I don't get it,
I make him look bad.
Ah, got it.
Which is what my driving is, I'm so good you don't understand it.
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of driving?
And it's him riding shotgun and you driving him.
I'm not against that.
I'll do it.
I'm doing it.
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thought might have been the, who is the famous killer from back then? Oh you're
really on the serial killers here? Jack the Ripper? Jack the Ripper. Oh Jack the Ripper? Yeah no, I don't think not so much. That would that that that that that that that that that that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be that would be a good that would be a good. that would be a good. that would be a good. that would be a good. that would be a good. that would be a good. that would be a good. that would be. that would be a good. that would be. that. There was a discussion that Luminati or some sort of
royal group were behind the serial killing that there was more than just one
it was a group of people. Did you ever read there was that great comic from
hell by Alan Moore where he talks about that they made it into a movie
with Johnny Depp that wasn't that great a while ago but it's a great
great comic. Yeah that's Johnny Depp movies. They're either the most amazing thing. Are you like, what happened?
What happened?
Okay, so go back to Crowley.
So picture yourself in the 1902 and you go to Egypt.
I mean, this is back in the day when you could still go inside of the pyramid.
And so, hold on, so he goes into inside the pyramid to this.
Now, is it a special room? It's the royal chamber. It was the King's Chamber and we should qualify this by saying it was to impress a girl
Where he just gotten married to Rose Kelly who within five years would descend into madness and alcoholism
In part because of dealing with Elister Crowley on a regular basis. I'm sure that's the story
You hear it all the time. Yeah, well, yeah, okay. Well, I didn't mean like that. I mean like you hear like women who are with like
These like insane
Like creative people kind of lose it over time, right? You know, I've broken every woman I've been with That's a bad track record. I'm friends with every girl I've ever dated. I'm still friends with that you guys are balancing out like the scale. Yeah, there. there. the thrown. the that. the th. So th. So th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the the the the th. th. that. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. the scales. Yeah, there we go, dude. Finally, I'm not the crazy one.
So yeah, so they go into the king's chamber in the great pyramid and Crowley proceeds to
do this giant magical ritual.
And shortly thereafter, a voice manifest to him, which dictates this thing called the book
of the law to him, which is this short document which claims that it is the new the Bible for the next 2,000 years and announces a new
aeon, a new era for humanity in which humanity will be freed from all religious
control whatsoever and the only religious dictum will be do what thou wilt shall
be the whole of the law. Meaning you should findtrue reason for incarnating in this world and then follow it, whether it's being a stand-up comedian or writing weird books about the occult or being Donald Trump,
I don't know.
Whatever crazy thing Ryan's doing.
Everyone's got a role to play, you know, but the idea is that God is within not
up and outside.
Do you feel that this rule has been somewhat misinterpreted?
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I think every drug, as long as you can make great art on it, should be legal.
If you can't, like until somebody makes a great album on crystal meth,
it should be illegal, right?
I think the crystal method does that.
That's what I thought too.
Really?
Really?
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You've told me before only a couple people have been allowed in that chamber?
Nowadays, back in the day, you can.
Today, they don't allow you anymore.
They used to, Graham Hancock would, to do these tours and you used to be able to
meditate in there. The Egyptian government does not allow people to have solo meditation Which sucks man if you get to pay the money
Why not but didn't you tell me that like there was only a group a small group of people have done it and they're like
the crazy who's who of like crazy people like I guess when you told me Hitler?
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What's the story?
I never heard that.
I heard the Napoleon one.
I think his troop shot off the nose of the Sphinx.
That's why it doesn't have a nose.
They were just bored.
Wow.
I mean, like, now you see all these Taliban guys taka. It just sucks. It just sucks. People just crazy. So he goes into this crazy room.
He talks to God and he writes this book and what proceeds after this? So then he
proceeds to of course take control of the OTO which is another secret society and
turn it into an excuse to do a ton of drugs
and get laid a lot and collect sycophants and acolites.
Because that's what you do when God talks to you, right?
You're like, this is it, this is my golden ticket.
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now that it's like it's impossible for even the weirdest conspiracy theories to keep up. I mean there's
that, there's this thing that's happening at the border with these kids, it's like, things are so fucked right now that it's like, wait, even the craziest conspiracy theories can't compete with how demented reality is right now.
Yeah, the chaos is harmonizing.
It's getting weirder and weirder.
The oscillation of just defunctness is definitely amplifying.
It is, you know, when people talk about the apocalypse, it's not really the end of
day, isn't the Great Awakening? More about the Great Awakening to just how fucked everything really is?
Yeah, I think you have to look at it before you can really, really start to clean it up.
It has to be exposed.
And you know, this whole stuff, you know, it goes back to, like Crowley having this, quote, spiritual connection with this higher thing, and then using it to get power power f-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fffffffffffffffix, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to back to like Crowley having this quote unquote spiritual connection with this higher thing and then using it to get power and snatch
which is like a very big thing that we see with this guy and I do joke like
Keith. Yeah, what is the cult leader? He's a very like innocuous looking dude
like cardigan or something like that? He looks like the the adult bookstores
there are still open right and he like he's just like the guy who works at all the adult bookstores that are still open, right? And he's like, he's just like this guy looks like he used to hump Bigfoot and he now is
like this leader and these people all follow him because, you know, in Hollywood you really
think you have, like a lot of these women that he gets are like actresses trying to make it, and they just, they feel they have to join something to get like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they, they, they, they. they. So, they, they. So, they. And, th. And, they. And, they feel they have to join something to get an end.
Oh man Sam, I want to know about this because like I was saying I heard you on Duncan and you had such an amazing show.
You guys were talking about like the dark side of Hollywood talking about like Nickelodeon stuff. Yeah.
All that and it sounded like you'd seen some shit and some shit accessories. I got this sense of like this kind of like this this knowing, this old-school Hollywood knowledge. I've been out here for about 20,
I think in 99 I moved here and just what I've seen happened in this town and what I've seen happening
right now this cult this kind of herd mentality,the, I've seen people basically sell their soul
and how it affects them, and they get everything they want,
and they're still miserable,
and they just join these groups, and you know, you see it on social media.
That's, that's the interest, so the joining the groups part, so what's that about?
That's the interest of the joining the groups part. So what's that about? That's the interesting part right there.
Well, you know, there's a, you know, I do joke about how like to make it in Hollywood,
there's this whole notion you got to join one of a couple groups.
You can be part of the gay mafia, Jewish.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology. Oh really? And then I put the sex cults and I go if you're in all them your name is Tom Cruz okay so that's how that goes. But it's just a true you see like and I do the joke about
how like my friends all whose careers aren't going well they'll do that 23 in me? Do you know what
that is where they are where they basically see their genetic and if they get a sliver of Hebrew in there. They just run around like a fiddler on the roof. They're inviting
everybody to their fucking bar mitzvahs like and they're throwing out the Hebrew bat signal
at every fucking show they're doing. And it happens, it's just a truth because there's this notion that if
you're in, your things will happen for you and it's just, it's just the truth is, man, there is some randomness to all this shit. I'm not going to lie, the first Jewish girl I dated in Hollywood, I thought I made it, man.
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culture that this town has and you start seeing people starting to buy into it and it's almost like this,
hey, I'm playing ball type attitude I see it happen all the time virtue signaling. Yeah that's just
social media in general too you know but out here it's used to like kind of
let people know that you're playing ball and I see people you know I did a
show recently at the dojo of comedy and Rick Overton was in there and he was
talking we were talking conspiracies and he said the people who make it
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Interesting.
So there's people I see, and I'm not going to say their names.
And I see them on the internet constantly.
And they are constantly like just regurgitating like this kind of pop culture mainstream media crap as
this virtual singing stuff and they attack people who question all this
like wonderful people I see these guys attacking these one wonderful people
and this desire to like kind of like again virtual single that because
they're so in they don't want to do anything to rock that boat
interesting well Crowley was a guy who rocked the boat nonstop.
He basically would flout every single social convention and try and shock people.
He was, you know, an edge lord as he said that.
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He has a quote, it says, I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe
was made for me to suck.
Talk about like, everything is mine, like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like
the people who make it at these very high levels, there is a psychopath level to that. And he says, ordinary morality is only for ordinary people.
Dude, I could get that, man.
I get what he's saying.
You see that a lot, man.
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I like the metaphor of magic and I like to say, well, I'm a wizard, I'm a magician so
so I can get, I get like, start thinking, well, what is that?
But it's a great platform for me to say, well, you know, what is magic?
What is reality?
Like, is it that you are a magician or that a giant magic spell has been cast on you?
That the world is like a magic show that's created not just by people in power, but also to some extent by your own ego to hypnotize you into forgetting who you are. But that's always how it's operated and you look at
Egypt, you know like all those big pyramids, oh we're at the top of the
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They're all mortals and that's my whole thing about Keith and they nexium cold
It's just like you let this guy brand you
This guy is just a dude and he's like he's a he can't be older than 45
50 at the most like he's gonna tell you how the universe that's been around for millions of years, he's gonna tell you how the simulation fucking works? Maybe he had a nice car in it, you know, that just followed from there that he knew
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like dude it's energies man how do you it's crazy yeah it's interesting too
because like you're saying magic we think doesn't exist well science is
science is thiiii this tooes science is always discovering old scraps of
magical wisdom and making a tremendous fuss about its cleverness. Like look what we got. It's
like magic's already knew about that. Yeah absolutely but it's you know I look at
magic is, okay so I don't put magic and science in opposition at all.
Science tells us about objective truths and what the what reality is
constructed of and all that. Magic is about how we make meaning out of all that stuff. Whether it's for us personally, you know, the meaning we make from the random events of our life,
whether what meaning other people make, and if somebody makes a really
convincing meaning, whether it's this guy or a religion or a government or
whatever, and they get enough people to believe it and play along with
their game that they made up, then they have power. But for me it's like all of that is magic, but the idea is not to embrace that.
The idea is to say, hang, wake up a little bit and say, hang on, you know,
like I'm wrapped up in all this bullshit that everyone's been spinning around me my entire life.
And all of it is subjective.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
I mean, people can get in the fish bowl and they're in this fish bowl and it's this world and seems like the entire world everybody's and it's just you in this fucking fish bowl and this
town is very much a fishbowl that operates on its own that like the people in
this town have this kind of it's this own like kind of this kind of this
kind of small world that is disconnected to the whole rest of the
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Like I listen to some of comedy being done in comedy clubs here and I'm like, if I took
you and I put you in Dayton, Ohio, there would be a death going on stage because you
were doing comedy that they cannot relate to.
And it's these rules that don't imply anywhere else.
Yeah, there's good stuff about that though. I mean, LA, can you imagine somebody like me like existing in Dayton, Ohio on a day-to-day
basis, you know, it's a bit of a harder sell out there, but here are people like, oh yeah,
you know, magic, tell me more.
Well, yeah, it's like, how crazy is your crazy?
And I've always said this about comedy. and you make off your mental illness. That's really what it is. Like the craziest human beings, like Ellen's made so much money
off her mental illness.
She is a crazy human being and she's made tons of,
I'm saying that.
Jason's not saying it.
I'm saying that.
She's a crazy human being who's been able to play this game
and parlay that into millions and if not a billion. Yeah, she has a rare form of dancey leg syndrome.
It's kind of like Parkinson's.
She just is always kind of grooving all the time.
My friend said, there's something up with you
when you're like in your late 50s and you're still dancing on TV.
There's something weird about that.
She must be enjoying it.
But hey, why not?
the world is a mental hospital. Everyone's freaking crazy on this party. You know, why not run with it? The world is a mental hospital. It really is. Philip K. Dick wrote a book, I think called
Clans of the Alfane Moon, where he said that it was set on a moon that was set up as a mental
institution. And mental patients were sent there and they formed gangs based on what
mental illness they had. So it was like schizophrenics versus bipolar people. But it's obviously, th a satire of earth right you know it's like well that's kind of what
the deal with earth people like people separate themselves out in the groups
based on what particular delusion they have whether it's a political party or
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it is to be like, hang on, everyone's fucking crazy here.
Like, this is all bullshit.
Yeah.
And then either you decide to just go sit in a cave
or you might decide, maybe I should just make up my own individual brand of crazy.
And so I can get people to play a lot right. You know, so what did Crowley get right? Like, what could we take away the positives?
Okay, that's a good question.
He got a lot right.
I think that, first of all, he was a phenomenal, he was, and is a phenomenal resource in learning
lots of very good spiritual techniques, whether it's magic or yoga.
He collected a lot of that stuff in his writing, most of which he did not invent.
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That's Jesus, right?
Jesus did the same thing.
Like I used to have a joke about Jesus, you said, they'd be like he's doing Buddha.
That's fucking Buddha's jokes.
He stole his routine.
He was the first fucking Budez,that's kind of what they say about Jesus. It was just a regurgitation of Bill Hicks.
Yeah.
He was the Dennis Leary to fucking Buddhas, Bill Hicks was the Buddhas.
Yeah, yeah.
So we'll run with that.
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what you feel your true calling in life is and that's of course something that
appeals to people people out here in Holly weird and not so much in the
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they move here and then they get a day job and then they're, I'm like, you didn't move here
for a day job. You moved here to do what you love to do and try to make a dollar off that.
You get a job that allows you to do that so it always is, takes this and twist it, and it gets to like,
you know, fucking use abuse and fucking torture,
whatever you want to do because it's your life
and you do what you want to do.
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are probably gonna do it no matter what.
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although man speaking of Hollywood you guys know the whole Roman
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like oh everyone's like doing acid and breaking the rules and getting enlightened oh
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you do this stuff, I remember a good friend of mine, we had him on the podcast, El Dorado,
and he's like, if weed was legal, I would smoke, I go, why do you allow other people
to decide what the rules of life you follow?
I mean, like, obviously, murder, th, those are things we should not do and they
should be outlawed.
But when you look at like, why is this outlawed?
Why is weed outlawed?
And you look at the darker motives behind that.
Keeping people in prison.
Prison.
And now you see this big move that, oh, we're going to legalize weed across the country. Wow, that coin coincides exactly with Monsanto's basically setting up all these weed
fucking growing places.
And it's per, and it's, it drives me mad.
No, you know, my theory about that is I think that they figured out that it's like, wait,
if we legalize this, A, we'll look really good and people will have their token freedom that will kind of the tode. tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi... to to be, toe. And toe. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, thi, thi, toe, toe, tho, tho, toe, too, too, too, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the will have their token freedom that will kind of calm them down.
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That's a win-win, but all the wins are on the side of the people in power, so.
Well, the whole reason it's never been voted in is because Stoners always forget.
It's like, what?
Yesterday, theyrown. I think it's going to be interesting to see what happens with weed, because I think it's
going to change and it's going to be a different kind of weed.
That doesn't make you question a thought.
They're going to figure it out.
They just increase the paranoia.
Yeah, right?
You smoke it and you're like, you see cops everywhere? Well, it's so crazy about Crowley because people always quote the do as thou, but, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, and I, and I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and it's, and it's, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and I I I I I........ And, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiii. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiley because people always quote the do as thou will,
but there's these two quotes that to me it's he's got a hippie side to him and he has a punk rock,
anarchist side and one the hippie side is love is the law, love under will. And that's simple enough,
but love under will is like the controlling side. Like I see how he knows that love alone, you know, won't save it. And then the one that is kind of the opposite is the key of joy is disobedience.
Yeah.
That's like, if you ever thrown a rock through a window?
Like a window that did not belong to you, that's fucking joyful feeling.
It is, dude, I've done it back in a day and I felt bad about it for about a second. And that was my my my my my my my my my my my my my that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was the that was that was that was that was. the that was, that was, that's that's th. that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thii. thi. thi. thi. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the they. the the they. they. that's the that's the the the that was, my nipples got hard and I enjoyed it.
Did you know the person who's one to do it was?
Well, no, you know, I'm sorry, I cut you off a lot today.
I'm very sorry.
I've am done fucking coffee.
So I owe you an apology, Jason.
I, um, there's wherever you grow up as child, there's a woman who is called a witch. There's somebody on your block that's a witch,
and her only thing is that she's old
and doesn't talk to anybody.
So everyone's to convince she's a witch.
And her husband died long ago,
and she has no friends.
The kids are scared of her.
You know, and I just remember like,
fuck the witch.
And I threw bad about that. Yeah, well, the witch is just anyone you don't understand and a black magician is anybody who
You know has more money and gets more more laid than you so I thought it was the
Any magic show on BET? Nothing on that? So what did it probably?
Obviously, we hear so much of the negative like what is probably? That stands out in your mind as just? unforgiable as some? thi thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, you tho, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you th th th th th th th th tho, you th th th th th th th th the th the th th tho, you tho, you tho, you tho, you tho, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you the thi, you know, you know, the the thin, the thin, thin, the tho, tho, tho, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, the the the the the the is probably that stands out in your mind as just unforgivable as some acts
that Crowley has been involved in?
Well, there's the goat fucking.
That's a big one.
He fucked a goat?
No, he tried to get a goat to have sex with one of his scarlet women, Leah Hersig
in Sheffal and Italy.
They were, in the 20s. Why not? I mean, I mean. I thought
the preferred thing is dog. They were, I don't know, maybe it was some satanic
only available. They were real fucking high. I mean, yeah, why, you know, why anything?
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got thrown out of the country by Mussolini didn't like them particularly
because he thought he was the antichrist and Crowley claimed he was the
antichrist so Mussolini got his feathers. This can be only one devil. There would be only one high. But yeah I think they were were were the they were they were their they were they were their they were their one one one one one one one one they were they were they were they were their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was liked. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was thrown. I was thrown. He theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. He throwne. He the. He they were real high and Crowley tried to get a goat to have sex with his girlfriend. But the goat refused to perform, so he did it. He took the goat's
place.
How bad looking is that chick that the goat won't fuck her? Anybody?
Oh, Jesus. Do you know how sheepherders actually make love with their sheep? Yeah, you've told I don't need to hear it again. I don't tot to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to the the their it again. to their it again. to to to to to to to to their it their it their told told to to the goat. the goat. the goat the goat the goat the goat the goat the goat the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the goat. the the the the the the the the the the the the goat. the goat. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. tooe. tooe, tooe, tooe, tooe, tooe, tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe.. I don't need to hear it again. I forget what things I tell you on the ride over here.
Yeah, I don't need to hear it again.
It's rude.
So who would you say after Crowley, so how does Crowley's life, how does the last chapter?
So he's from a rich family, but then he dies broke.
Well, he burned through his inheritance by his 30s, and after that point, and by the way, he burned it on self-publishing because nobody would publish his books, so he financed all of his own publishing,
and he made this beautiful set called the Equinox of Hardback Books,
10 Volume Encyclopedia, and he went through all of his money
trying to get his own writing out.
People assume it was through something less responsible,
but he was try and then by that time he was an addict because he'd been prescribed, he developed asthma as a
mountain climber he was prescribed heroin and cocaine and then became an
addict so he was kind of mooching off of his students and starting frivolous
lawsuits to try and get money and like all this really shady activity for the
rest of his life. But he he died in 1947 1949, I think, in Hastings, and just
a kind of a senior citizen's home in England. And by that time he'd written a ton of books.
He'd had many, many phases of his life, and he kind of was very reflective and probably
very composed about it at the end, and I think had kind of moved through more halacious period. But he left the world with a tremendous amount of
knowledge that wouldn't have, I mean look, the guy was so good at both publishing
and writing and also making himself this huge spectacle to get attention that all of
that all of that is remembered. I mean, if everyone knows who Crowley is. I mean, just you know if you're some kid that's th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. the th. the the th. their th. thi. He's their their th. He's th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He the the the the the the the the the the the the t. He t. He t. He t. He t. He t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's the the the t. I mean, everyone knows who Crowley is. I mean, just, you know,
if you're some kid that's listened to Led Zeppelin, you know who Crowley is. He's on the
cover of Sergeant Pepper's, all this. And if he hadn't done any of that, all of that, all
of that would have been forgotten. No one would remember magic. It would be lost to history. So, I guess we have him to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to thank to to thank to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their to to to their. their. their their their. their their their. their their their their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. t. t. t. t. toda. toda. that. He's, that. He's, th. He's, th. He's, he's, he's, he's up a little bit too much, I think, but, you know, we're moving past that, no.
Now, it's rare you get to ask someone that probably knows the insight.
What do you think of the Lamb and the suggestion that it's aliens, the gray men connection?
The lamb?
Oh, lamb?
Lamb.
LAM.
Oh, L.A. Okay, so check this out. A couple weeks ago, I was on Whitley Striber's podcast. All right.
You know him, the guy wrote Communion,
Oh, yes, yes.
The book about the gray aliens.
Yeah.
And I asked him about this.
I was like, what do you think about Lamb?
And he said, it was clearly evidence
that Crowley had contacted. theynterms, or I've had been contacted, th. thin, th. th. to be. to be. think I would have, but I'm like, all my normal friends have seen UFOs.
I'm the weird one, I've never seen one.
So much crazy shit, that that crazy doesn't show up to you.
They're just like, yeah, yeah, we're wasting our time.
Doesn't it seem like...
Preach into the kind of crazies. And you got to join up with the other people of your tribe? Yeah and it's just like you don't
get if you believe in witches you don't get to see the UFOs. If you believe in
the UFOs you don't get to see the bigfoots and if the big foot if you believe in big fots you don't get to see the Rothschild you know it's like you pick you. you you you you you you you you you you to pick you to pick you to pick you to pick to to pick to pick to pick the to to to the to to to the to to to the the to to to to the to to the to to to the the the the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th the the the the thro try. try. try. try. try. try. tho the the the throoooooo the the the thinks that's an interesting idea?
I would love to.
I'd love to see everything.
Because I believe it all going on.
And I believe there's truth about it.
And I believe there are people like, well, why does anyone say anything?
Well, they do.
You just discount it, or your medium in which you receive information does not talk about it. And therefore, out of sight, out of mind, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, and I'm thi, I'm tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and I tho, and therefore out of sight, out of mind and it doesn't
happen. But I do believe magic and UFOs and I believe in interdimensional and
I believe in simulation theory and I believe in all that shit. But that's
like everything in life right you see what you look for. I mean you could look
for magin' and you'll see it. You could look for investment banking and
you'll see it. You could look for you know opportunities to be a housewife and you'll see it. You know, it's like that's human life. You see, there's infinite information in the world and you see what you look for.
100% dude.
What a great episode?
You should come on once a month.
Where can you find your, like you said, you've been recording your podcast again
and book and everything, plug it all up. Yeah, so the podcast is called Ultra Culture with Jason Louve. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the tho..o. tho. tho. tho. to. to, tho, tho, ve. It's on iTunes. It should be on Google Play and Stitcher by now. And I'm interviewing people from the worlds
of not just spirituality and magic, but high technology and kind of outsider
thinkers and we're trying to get to grips with this insanity that we live
in the 21st century and where ancient wisdom can help us with modern craziness.
So that's going really well. I just had on Gary L who wrote a book called Darkstar Rising about how magic influenced the Trump
campaign. Oh dude I got that book! Yeah yeah this is a good interview. Mark
Marin told me to get that book. Yeah yeah it's a good book it's a good book
but I just you know I've got just interviewed Bailey Jay I mean there's
we're gonna there's tons of tons of tons so much so so good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good stuff so so so so so so so much so much so much so much so much so much so there's there's so there's so much so there's so so so there's so so there's so there's so good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good there's there's there's there's there's there's there so there's there so there so there's there's there's the the tons of tons of good stuff you get crazy authors trans sexual porn stars I
mean you got your own book I mean god damn why can't we just do a a podcast
about trans witches who see interdimensional shit I think it would be great
that was my that was my episode with barely Jay I love it
Jason you're a class act we love you I did jump you a couple
times and I owe you an apology for that.
And I sure, I will hear it in the comment section.
So beat away, I deserve it, you are always welcome on the show.
You need to come to a comedy store more and hang out.
Aaron, we'd normally ask you what you think, but we know you'll be rude.
I just have one question. Is it Crowley or Crowley? Crowley rhymes with Unholy, not Crowley, that rhymes with Fowley.
Ah ha ha, yeah!
So you're saying Ozzy was wrong?
Mr. Crowley.
Man, that's hard truth.
Are you telling me you can't believe Ozzy said something wrong?
The guy who gets somebody to sing for him at his concerts.
Okay now we're now it's now we're in a whole other conspiracy.
Is that true? Yeah yeah yeah the guy came out admitted they did it.
He's he's earned it at this point. Yeah let him go who cares you just want to see him up there. Dude I've been watching since the 90s walk around like a baby that just shit its diapers and it's like fine dude. I enjoyed the rock well Jason. I'd love to open a portal with you and Duncan sometimes
Why can we open portals dude next episode next episode
Next episode the whole episode in a portal dude. We're gonna do a portal guys you're the best we love you
One one is in the books y'all Sorry I'm jumping.