Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #102: Operation AJAX with Maz Jobrani

Episode Date: June 26, 2018

Welcome to another fun festive episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode the boys welcome Pelvis aka Persian Elvis, Maz Jobrani, to talk the CIA's "Operation Ajax!" Thank you for listening and we appreciate your support.

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Are you ready to get your mind blown? Oh, yeah. Revolution will be podcasted. Yes. And welcome back to Tim Fogelhat. You know who we are. You know what we're here to do, guys. We want to thank everybody for your support. I particularly would like to thank everybody who has been joining our Patreon. Our Patron has just been exploding. We put up two last week. We'll have one this week. We'll try to put up two. We're going to do thes all comedy t-shirts.com we are putting up new

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And this is how I know I'm getting old is gray in their beard. Oh, it's a bitch. Yeah, we all have great. This is not old I'm getting dude. I have gray's nose hairs. That is the sign of death. When you get the grape pubs and you look at your penis, you're like a two? E2? E2. E2?

E22. . J-2 give me into the comedy store. I love him to death. He's one of the funniest suits and literally probably the only guy to have blown up and literally get nicer. I don't know anybody that got actually nicer as they got bigger but he is the one my good friend Mascibrani. Thanks for having me man yes snap away so thanks for coming on buddy. This makes me look fat. Let me just kind of no you don't look fat. I mean you're a brave man. I your 40s wearing a white shirt that's a brave man this is baby blue baby blue I'm growing old and color blind you know what you know what you just said about growing old and blind I was I was I was for throughout my life I've been around 175 to

1 85 just always you know what you just always throw out my life since I was like was for throughout my life I've been around 175 to 185 just always just always just always throughout my life since I was like in high school up until recently I always been 175 185 always always kind of maintain that whether it was like I was thinner or more muscle or just just fatter or whatever it was always and it's always goes right to the belly area right so recently I was try to, I hit like 189, which freaked me out because I go, oh shit, 190, I'm gonna be 190. So I started trying to come down and I would weigh myself

like every couple days and I was trying to eat right and I was trying to exercise and I was coming down, coming down, and we have one of those electric scales at the house. So I can stand on it, look down and see the number, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thean, thi. tha, toed, toed, thi. toed, toed, thi. thi. down and see the number and then I went to but with my buddy Went to the gym and they didn't have the electric they had the one where you like stand on it and the numbers? they had the one where you like stand on it and the numbers are right here. so I was try to the number? So I was try and blind. I'm try to to the thin. to to to to to to to to to to thin. thin. the thin. the thin. the thin. thin. the thin. to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the the the the way to go through life. God. Dude, the fact that you've been 190 this long is amazing. Hey, bro, 175 to 185. Let's not go right to 190. I did that TV show 10 years ago. I've never been under 200. Oh man. I've been the whole time to one. What are you weight? What's eating disorder for sure? that's a thii. Oh, man, the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. like 160. That's awesome. What's your height? I'm like under six foot. You like 511? I'm 511.

I'm bony man. Without this beard, I'm looking a little too. Yeah, but he's also what, 35? Yeah, I'm 37. Yeah. Yeah, you're a baby, dude. You know what it is, it's like you, I mean, sometimes, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th......................................... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I, one 90. But then like, just all it takes is one person to even inadvertently shame you. So like my little girl, she's seven years old and I was like hugging her or something

and then she just patted the belly. Oh, happens all the time. Your daddy, you're jiggly. And I was like, ah. So, salads for the week. When I got really that. I thua. I tha. I that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. thee. toe. the. the. the. th came up to me. I gained weight, but she gained a little weight too. And she started grabbing my gut, and I just, out of nowhere, I just grabbed the side of her face right here and started wiggling it, and she just stirred at me.

And I was like, you can't do that too, you can't heckle a comic. I knew you know the me two mtwo moment in your life. Like dude, like Brogan said, there's only fat shaming on women. You can't fat shame. It's gonna come out. He touched my third chin without my permission. Did anyone else feel bad for Bert during that whole fat shaming? And I was like, man, you guys are taking it.

I felt bad until I just saw that. It just helped him start selling out everything. You know. That's hilarious. Those those three guys, those four guys marketing genius, but let's get into this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so, Maz, I wanted to bring you on to talk about this whole thing. Iran is a big thing. Let's start with Iran. I knew it was going to...

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it originally where she put in everyone that was brown that was not Mexican or black was on our show. She thought I was Syrian and I was like yeah I'm Syrian. Well I called you up I was like are you I go your last name is Tripoli. Are you are you are Libyan? And you were like, no I'm half Armenian. I go I think that'll work. We go close enough. We called them up and then there was like Anan Chulani who was Indian and then there was like some girl who was belly dancing that was white it was just

crazy but you were great because on this one night you got basically a Metamette in myself and and you were nice enough to hide in a closet I think somewhere so Brett Ernst could get in yeah and we became and it was a glorious time for the Arabian nights at the comedy store because people people don't realize th th us the th us th th us the th th th the th th the th th th th the th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they the. the. the. they the. to to to to to to to to to the. to the. they the. the. they the. the. because people don't realize like we got spots every night yes for forever she loved us because she first of all Ahmed was in because he did one of those like rock and roll nights with Jay Davis and she saw him yeah so she she saw Ahmed you I called up Duncan who was booking and I said Duncan I said Duncan Sam is half Armenian that got you in yeah and then Brett Ernst was on a show where he was supposed to and and

he was supposed to be up before me and then Mitzy was there to see me yeah as like part of her the guys that she wanted to see so mrs. they was getting ready to leave and so someone goes Mitz he wants you to go up and I to see theyme so to to to to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to the, so tell them you couldn't find me. So then Brett went up, killed it, he became a regular then I went up. So you got in so many people. You know what, whatever we can do, bro, but like yeah, the Arabian Knights, was this concept she had, which was because Mitzi's Jewish, and she'd been watching the news, she'd been watching CNN. And it was in 2000, when there was the the Israelis as you saw all this crazy conflict happening again and

she goes I think there's going to be a need for a positive voice for Muslims and Middle East centers in the near future. And this is about a year, year and a half before 9-11, before 9-11. So that's why she started giving us those shows and then she really wanted us to develop. She would talk to us like she would say things to me like oh my god this this this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is going, this is, this is, thn, thn, they, thin, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and their, and they, and they, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, they, they, they, they, they, they-I, they-s, they-s, they-s, they-s-s-s, their the their the the their their, their, their, their, their, to be great, like this is the timing is great, like you're going to be like Richard Pryor, what he did for black people you guys are doing for people from Middle Easterners. I mean I was like, she was really like, she was ahead of time. She's, she, I owe a lot of my career to her. Yeah, I owe everything to her.

Yeah, and we used to go down to La the to do La Hoya once a year now, yeah. Every month, you're down there. Yeah. Every month, and we were just, it was a great time. Yes. We were very blessed. 9-11 happened and we're all supposed to do a show in San Diego. I get a call or text from you guys. You're like, hey, you might of how to get comedy It's like whatever you got to do to get a joke go for like he's very famous Even I remember him tell me story about him dropping acid and doing Getting higher to do gay phone sex right and he dropped acid and he just did and it's like

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strawberries or whatever it was. The fruit terror. But what did happen one time because Mitzi actually after September 11th, she stopped using the name Arabian Nights for a while till it would cool down. And then the first time we went back after 9 11. It was like six months later we went. to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. they. they. But they. But they. But they. But they. But they. But they's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just the death. He's just. He's just. He's the death. He. He. He. He just. He just. He just. He just. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just just just got. He's just got. He's just got, we just got, we just got, we just got, we just got, we just got, we just got, we just got, we just got just got, we just got, we just got a the the the the the the the's some good material. If I'm the one survive I got 10 new minutes dude. I'm gonna take that they killed him I get I get the material. That's how you know you guys are from the story you're like guns and whatever. Oh dude crazy is crazy but so this brings us to the time we're performing at the Laf Factory and you just gotten down with one of your shows and you know I gave you the name that I'm pretty proud of, a pelvis, Persian Elvis. Yes. Because I knew you, I go, Steve, Renizzi and Mazzibrani are going to be the two biggest comics that come out of this group.

I just saw, and both of you guys went on to do amazing things. Thank you, Sam. And both of them somehow involved 9 the to the to. this was more recent. So what's happened is I'll tell you what's happened this is the more recent level of conspiracy that happens so Iranians just just a general background in 79 there was a revolution and the revolution brought in the Islamic Republic of Iran so suddenly these people who had been living under the Shah myself included my family, who had been living in a society that was a little more westernized. And under the Shaw, there was, you know, he was a dictator

end of the day. So there was still some oppression and so there were people that would maybe criticize him that were, let's say, socialist or even some religious types would criticize him and sometimes it would disappear. Shaw had the secret police. But under Shaw, it was not at all as crazy as it got under Homanie. Because Homanie came in under the promise of, oh, everyone's gonna now be able to enjoy the wealth and all this other stuff, but Homanie came in, and then they made it an Islamic Republic of Iran.

So suddenly, whereas women, like if you see pictures from the 70s and 60s in Iran, women are walking around with like mini skirts and they're very westernized and listen to disco, there's movies. As a kid, I remember seeing, I saw Rocky in Iran. I saw the movie Rocky in Iran. I had Spider-Man comics. It was very western eyes, or I should say, at least in, in, in, in, it was, it was, it was, it was in the world world, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, in the world fold of, like, you know, we had Western influence, but we also had Iran, you know, we had our culture. Yeah, you had your culture, but with a Western flag. So what happens is it comes in, this Islamic Republic comes in, and then they, they are

a totalitarian state, suddenly women got to cover themselves up, suddenly no alcohol, no alcohol, suddenly no western influence and if you're, let's say, whatever, walking down the street with a girl, if the morality police want to stop you and say what's going on and throw you in prison, they can't. They're really just like, it's crazy, crazy, like freedoms are gone. So that's this current government. And so throughout these past 40 years since 79 until now, the government at times has been a little more, like it's moved towards being a little more moderate and the only reason that's happened is because the young people in Iran now are not as religious as those zealots who had taken over back then.

And these guys want their freedoms. And so we've had times, for example, in 2009 when there was an election and there was a lot of people saying that the, the, the government, the government, th... And, the, th. And, th. And, the, the, th. And, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, th. And, the, they, and, thi, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they.a.a.a. the, they. they. the, they. they. the, the, the government stole the election so people went out in the streets like a million strong protesting right then the government showed up and just started shooting people so the fact is this government is oppressive right there's a lot of human rights violations women's rights violations you know the gay rights are you name it they do it they're not a good government all right now with that said their the the theyrong. the the the their their their their their their their their their. their. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. They's. They's. They're not. their. their. their. the government. the government. the government. the government. the government. the government. the government. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their government. their the government. their the government, there are Iranians in the West and outside of Iran who want to get rid of this government. So there's three minds here. One mind, at least that I'm sure there's many mindsets, but three of them, three groups.

One group is, who I think is a majority of Iran, outside of Iran. They would like for this government to change, the Islamic world could change, and become more free, become more modern, and open up more. But they want, and myself included, want that to come in a way where it comes from within. So that the change, so that the government, so that the government right now realizes, oh, we need to give more freedom to these young people. And suddenly, maybe it's not, you don't have to be to be to be to be, there's more of a second, maybe there's a separation of trust in state, but without bloodshed. Then there's these groups to go, you're an idiot for saying that you're a pacifist, you're doing what Chamberlain did with Hitler, you're letting these guys get away.

We need to have America attack Iran. And that's like to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their their their their their to have their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. We. their. their. their. their their. their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their hawks. They're called the hawks. The hawks, like hawks, you know, hawks versus doves, right? So the hawks want war, so there are a lot of... Sounds like a musical about games. Exactly, yeah. When you're a hawk, you're people who still support the Shah who feel, because the Shah has a son who lives in Boston, they feel that that he should go back and rule. Talk to his dad. Well his dad's passed away so he should go rule the government now. Which they also are very hardcore. If you say oh we should find a way to get changed from within, they go you're an idiot, you're supporting the regime,

you're supporting the Islamic Republic, and therefore they come at you. And the other one is there's something called the M.E.K. which is actually has been. Sounds like a dubstep band, DJ? They're actually, you remember the Mujahideen, which was, so they're another group of Mujahidehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. who who who who who who who who who who who, who, who, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, there, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there, there's, there's, there's, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, their, their, their, their, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's, there's, who have been, they've been called the terrorist organization. They are Muslim and I believe communist.

And so these groups want America to attack or they want to fom at some sort of war and they don't care about the collateral damage that that's going to cause in Iran. They just want to get rid of the mullahs. So that lady who approached me that night when I was doing the show, I think a lot of people get upset at me that are Iranian when I make fun of Donald Trump. And the reason is they go, why are you making fun of Donald Trump? He's a strong man who's going to help overthrow this government. Obama was a pussy because he made that deal with them. And also they go, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that deal with them. And also they go, Obama gave them all that money, which by the way, the money actually was Iran's money in the first place, but he returned the money

as part of the deal for the nuclear deal. So these people get upset at me, and then they go one step further, they go, you should be making fun of the Islamic Republic of Iran in your act. And I've had some conversations with them and I said, guys, there's a couple of problems here. Number one is, I don't follow the day-to-day politics coming out of the Islamic Republic of Iran. I don't know.

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But the point is real quickly is what's interesting to me is so that lady and some people on social media do this to me too, they accuse me because there's also just a side note, there's an organization in America called NIACC, National Iranian American Council. Oh, I describe them as like the N-double ACP of Iranians. Whenever something happens to an Iranian in the West, they're the first ones to like complain about it, get it out there, you know, fight for the rights of Iran. So what happened was they've been doing a lot of stuff domestically and when a, when when Bush and company went into Iraq, there was a discussion about further going into Iran. So NIAC took a poll from their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the.a.a.a.a.a.a. I, toe.a. I, their, their, their, their, their, their,ook a poll from their members and said do you want us to lobby, not lobby, but do you want us to push for diplomacy with Iran

or do you want us to push for regime change? A regime change. And a lot of the the supporters or members of NIAC had said we want diplomacy because we don't want a war with Iran because a war with Iran would kill a hundred thousand, a million innocent people. It would be really dirty and ugly and people would die in Iran they were innocent and people would die outside of Iran because Iran has their hands in a lot of places. Right. So with all that... Also real quick, show me a place that has gotten better with us going in. Doesn't. They never get better. I mean for everybody's like, do we want the U.S. go in and put it in? It doesn't get better. It doesn't make the invading

forces. It's not in their best interest to have stability there. What's in their best interest is chaos. Yeah. So nobody focuses on anybody. And you see here in this country, everybody is at each other's throats right now because you just have a different view of the world and now so nobody's focusing on the you know we're worried about children in cages which is sad yeah no I'm not saying it's not but as we all focus on the kids in cages a hundred and eighty billion dollar military increase goes on quietly and nobody because they put a cool name on it Star Force which is a rip off of Star Wars, and you don't focus on it. So it's everyone's at each other's throats, nobody's really focusing on what's going on.

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would have no one to point a finger to. When we have these sanctions on them, any time somebody protests, they go, well, the reason we're not able to give you guys to give you guys to give you guys to give you guys to give you guys to give you guys to give you guys to give you guys to give you but if you turned around and try diplomacy then they couldn't appointed America they would have said it's our mismanagement yeah right so with all this stuff in mind what they try what they did was a lot of people started doing these like tying the the guy who heads NIACC loosely in like articles and stuff saying the somebody in the Islamic Republic of Iran and then then then because because because because because because because because because because because they because they because they because they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they are they are they are they are they're they're try try try try try try try they're they're they're they're they're they they're they're they they they they they they they to the somebody in the Islamic Republic of Iran and then because that would be called the shill exactly I get called the gay Jew shill pants land so because of that then if I if I support anything that Nyack

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I can't get monetized because the subject that we talk about on this show leads to that and this is the beginning of like their attempt to control the information. It's got so bad. I think it's blood in the water. I think they can come up. For every move you make there's going to be someone finds a way to counter that move. But what I want to get into real quick is the whole thing is that with a lot of this stuff that we're dealing with in what's going on in Iran, is there a dark hand involved? Is there a dark hand of people who want to destabilize Iran and basically get the world to hate it? And there's a, you know, we call it the deep stay.

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certain outcomes that will help them. Sure. And that's kind of what got us into is like Project Ajax which is a very weird thing because you know this shows about conspiracies but again we all talked about before this isn't a conspiracy. This is actually been proven the CIA has in fact owned up to it. So a couple of it. So it. So it. So it. So it. So it. So a th th th th th th th th th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. So a th. th. thi thi thi thi thi they they they thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're basically they're they're they're they're they're again we all talked about before this isn't a conspiracy this has actually been proven the CIA has in fact yeah so owned up to it so a couple things going back to all these people and the interest and all this stuff you know as as we said before whether it's like the Iran nuclear deal where one side is going let's try diplomacy the other side is going let's going let's go let's go and let's go to th go let's go let's go th go th go th go th go th go th go th the the the the th the the the the the the th the the the the the th the the the th let's go th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th go go th go the the the the the th the the the the th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I's the. the. the. the. the. the. that these hawks, the current hawks, are, somebody was telling me that their goal is to do what Saddam Hussein had wanted to do with Iran. Iran is actually this country that has many different ethnicities within it.

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running a majority Shiite country, which just to kind of branch off for a second, leads me to believe that the Bush administration was up to something when they went into Iraq to lift Saddam Hussein out, if they're saying that their first enemy is Iran, even back then they were saying Iran is behind a lot of stuff. They, someone with basic political science knowledge would go, wait a minute, you're taking the one guy who's holding control with 20% of Sunnis, you'll lift in them out and you're going to have 80% Shiite and the neighbor next to him is the biggest Shiite who's your biggest enemy, you're playing into Iran. Like the overthrow of Saddam

Hussein Saddam was an enemy of Iran so the so the overthrow of Saddam actually played into Iran's hands so if somebody really wants to talk about conspiracy you got to go so the Bush administration must have known that they were doing that now the question becomes why did they do that possibly like you said more chaos more contracts possibly because it was there in. They had Afghanistan, then they had Iraq, now they got Iran surrounded, they wanted to go into Iran. I'm not sure what exactly it was, but those are all theories. Well, there's also the, you know, the General McCart, what's his name?

General, the hammering and nail, what's his name? General, the there and they're like, hey dude, it's even worse than we thought, here is the list of all the countries going to go in there. We are currently now bombing most of those. That, that group, you take that list and you coordinate it with the list of countries that did not have federal reserves, centralized banks at the time. It's pretty much the same list. Then we get into the Petro dollar. What we see with Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan is this desire to get off the Petro dollar and back oil by gold, which is a big no-no.

Now, we've seen this now with China has now, they basically back it either by gold or back and by the yen or whatever China's money is, and that's a big blow to the United States. A big blow, and I personally think this is a big reason why within two years we've seen a giant jump in military spending, even though the rest of the world can't even compete with us. We just keep, keep going. And, you know, Operation Ajax, it's very interesting, you know, with everybody yelling about the Russian, the Russian, the Russian, the Russian, the Russian, the Russian, the Russian, the, their, thui, thui, thui, thui, thui, thui, thui, thui, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi.a.a.a.s.s.s.s.s.s.s. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. about the Russian collusion, all that stuff. I personally, I think we could break down why Hillary didn't get these votes. It is what it is. That's not really a point of

this thing. But Operation Ajax was the CIA basically coming in. So real quick, sorry, I just want to finish. The one of the Iran has all these different groups, right? So one of the, one of the Saddam's thing, and now the hawks here, in an effort to not attack Iran, they are also, there's a theory going on of fomenting conflict within, so they can cause a civil war within Iran. Let them kill each other, just like in Syria. Who is doing this? This is the current group of thethat want to go to war with Iran. Here in the United States. The ones that I told you earlier, whether it's like the Netanyahu Israelis or it's the or it's the or it's those the pro shaws or the M.E.K.s. or whatever they are the the theories. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. The. T. T. T. T. T. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The.............................. the... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. there. Let's get these different groups to fight each other and separate Iran into five different countries because there's all these different ethnicities, right? So now if you take that all the way back

to the 53 coup, which is Operation Ajax, operation Ajax was interesting because you know, it's the history of Iran is so interesting because you pick Iran, you can pick some of these other countries like. know, some South American countries, other countries in the Middle East, you just see how they get in in a way and then they find ways to control and to play ball. You've read Confessions of an Economic Hitman.

Great book, right? And so Ajax, what had happened was that the West had been, after World War I, the Shah's dad, who had been a general in World War I, he became the monarch in Iran. And the Western powers were, were, you know, good with him, and he was fine. And he, in terms of the Western, you know, where the West stood. And back then, it was still, England was still the superpower. And so, the Superpower, and so, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, the the the the the the the the, after, after, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the world, the world, the, the world, the world, the world, the world, the the the the the the the the, the, after, after, after, after, after, the, after, after, after, after, after, after, the, after, after, the, after, after, in terms of the western, you know, where the west stood. And back then it was still, England was still the superpower. And so they, you know, they'd already set up the oil company.

They knew there was oil in Iran. And I think if I'm not mistaken, I'm not sure what the percentage was, but they were getting a lot of oil and resources out of Iran. Then what happens is as World War II starts happening, now Iran is the word Iran comes from the world word Aryan. We are the original, we are the original Aryans. Armenians are like that too. People, people, you know, why I'm like I'm from the Caucasus mountains you assholes. Exactly. So we are, ethnically speaking, we're Aryan and so it's interesting because you know not Aryan nation but we're Aryan ethnically speaking so as World War II comes and there's Hitler and Mussolini suddenly this Reza Shah the father the the the you know he would be the grandfather

the current guy who's still alive he starts saying like you know I'm kind of like what these guys are talking about you know mostly mean he was mostly Hitler the current guy who's still alive, he starts saying like, you know, I'm kind of like what these guys are talking about. You know, Mussolini and Hitler. The white power sounds about right to me. So then the West goes, then the West with Iran, I mean, I'm sorry, with the US and England, so they go, we can't have that. So then they make a deal with him. They go, this is what we're going to do. You're going to be put into exile and we're going to let your son be the king. And that was the young Shaw. The young Shaw had been educated in Western schools. I think it was Switzerland or somewhere, but he

was very, you know, came up very posh and just Western educated in the sort. So he was 21 years old when he was put into power in Iran. Yeah, so there's all this... That's some LeBron James shit right there. LeBron James shit, exactly. So there's all this like amazing footage of this young guy with like a sword. Like they made it all like something, you know. There's like I think there's like mid-40s like after World War II, mid to late 40s. He's walking in with a the sword and like the the the there their there there there their there there there their there there there there their their there's their there's their their their their there's their there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their. Hea. He's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their is their is their their their their there's their there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's all there's all there's all there's all there's all there's there's there's th. there's there's there's th. there's there's there's there's there's th. He's there's th. He's there's all these people standing there, but he's got all these advisors that are... Old Hawks? Well, they're the guys who are going to tell him how to run the country, right? Right, right. So you've got the, you've got the monarchy at the time who is playing ball with the West, and the West continues to have their oil in, you know, they continue to take the oil from their their their their their their their oil, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, soo, soo, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, ta, their, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.a.e.a. Wea. Wea. Wea, their, their, their, their, their, their, was BP, British Petroleum. So what happens is Iran also has a parliament and just like in England right now, right now in England, the monarchy is just, the government is run by the parliament, not by the monarchy, but the monarchy does have power.

Power, but there's a discussion that she technically owns more land than anybody else outside of the Catholic Church. Right, right. But their political power right now is more symbolic. They're not passing laws or whatever, maybe they advise or whatever, but still, Parliament is supposed to do that. That's what the belief is supposed to be. Yeah, of course. So Iran had a similar thing. You had the monarchy and then you have the monarchy with the Shaw, the young Shaw now, and then his father gets exiled, his father I think passed away in South Africa, if I'm not mistaken. And it's kind of a sad ending because he was supposed to like, back then, you know, you don't get on a plane, you get on a boat. And he was supposed to go somewhere. Yeah, he's supposed to go somewhere. Yeah. the shaw's supposed that like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thia. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi. And, thi, thi, I was thin, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, and it thi, and it thi, and it thi, and it thi, I thi, I thi, I thi. And it's thi. And it's thi. And it's thi. And it's thin, and it's tha. And it's tha. tha. And it's tha. And it's tha. And it's tha. And it's tha. And it's tha away kind of forgotten the father. So now the Shah's there. My great is fair. Yeah exactly. So the Shah's in there right? And so he so he's got symbolic power and he's got the

West behind him. Then there's the Parliament and there's a guy who's the head of parliament named Mohammed Mosadeq. I'm so glad you're here because I knew I was going to butcher all these names. So, so Mossadeg is this professor, this older guy who heads parliament and he's the one who says to the parliament and to Iran he goes, hey, why did the British have our oil? We should nationalize our oil and kick the Brits out. That's where the beginnings of the end. That's the beginning of the end. Yes. So he manages to do that. Now here's where... Now it passes with majority too, right? Like a huge majority voted for this. Yeah, the parliament supports them because a lot of Iran's go, yeah, why are we giving all our stuff to, you know, because what what happened is, you know, basically they they they they they they the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to th is th is to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. th. Now, th. Now, th. Now, th. Now, the. Now, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. ball for with with the West and this guy was telling the West to just basically go fuck yourselves get out of here yeah and so the other

backdrop that's happening now is this is now early 50s we've got the cold war going right so you got Russia that's trying for communist power and and influence and America who's trying to get capitalistic influence right so Russia's on the border with Iran and Iran is a very important country a because of the oil but because of its location it's got access to a sea and it's got also the Persian Gulf I should say and it's right there on the border right so what the so it would so... It would be like, on Monopoly, what would they be? Like a Park Avenue? They're not quite, the Park Avenue and Boardwalk would be like Russia and the U.S.

but it would be one of those like big ones leading into, right? He needed it to get the 200 bucks. So what happens is the Brits come to the American, this is Operation Ajax, the Brits come to the Americans and they go, look, this dude Mossadier is nationalizing oil, but more importantly because they realize the Americans might not care as much about that because it was British oil, but they go, the what Americans will care about is the Cold War, the whole domino theory. So they go, if this guy Mousad takes over, he is very leftist, he's like a socialist and the communists are going to take over because there was, there was a communist party, there was, there was, Iran had all the different parties. So they go, if you guys don't get rid of this guy, Iran's going to go communist. So that's when the

Americans go, oh shit, we can't let that happen. And there's a book written by Kermit Roosevelt who is like the, I don't know if he's like the nephew or something of Teddy Roosevelt, one of the Roosevelt. Yeah. He supposedly was the mastermind behind it and they came up with this whole thing because what happened was so when Musadig nationalizes oil. He did do it. He'd nationalized oil and the young Shaw feels the heat and he goes oh this isn't good, he's a good he's losing power fast. So he goes I'm thagh. I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. thi, thi's thi, th. th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's is is they, he's is they, he's supposed they, he's supposed th. He's supposed th. He's supposed is is is is is th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's supposed thi. He's supposed theeeeeeeemememem. He's supposed the the the the the m. He's supposed the m. He's supposed the m. He's supposed the m. He's supposed they. He's good. He's losing power fast. So he goes, I'm going on vacation to Rome. So he gets like his wife and they take off. Like, they're gone. Because they're like, we're out of here. It's because they felt like something was going to happen. Something's coming. Yeah, there's going to be a revolution. The palace was going to be overthrown and then suddenly the monarchy would, possibly, right? So while he's gone is when the English, with the CIA, they go in and they do the coup d'etat of 53,

which is they go in the streets and they have, they have CIA operatives starting protests. And they're going, we're anti-Mosadere. You know, we don't want to go two-day, the party was called the two-day party. We don't want to go two-day, we don't want to go communist, blah-bobab-bub. So then suddenly people rush Mossadere, like his residence, and they pull him out. Oh my god. Yeah, so they like, hey, you got to get out of here. I think, I'm not sure exactly, I actually was reading a book.

There's a great, there's this professor at Stanford University, his name is, last name is Milani, MI, L A bus Milani. He wrote a book, it's really thick. I was reading it, and it coming and there's protesters coming. We see this whole thing has played out after this as well. I mean, that is the playbook of Iraq. I mean, there was all talks about how these protests of these people in the streets, pulling down, is that not real. Like, they broke it down, like, this is not what these people do these people aren't from it where do they come from they all show up now here we're

into the Timphal Haar area a very famous report called red line red line which it basically breaks down that there was this accusation within Syria was gassing his own people and then the UN got in there quickly because they saw what was happening because they saw it had happened in Iraq they go and the the the the their their they their they they their they they their they they they their they their. their. they they they they their. they they they their. they their. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they all. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. they're all. they're all. they're all. they're they're they're the UN got in there quickly because they saw what was happening because they saw it happened in Iraq. They go and they test the chemicals. It's not serious chemicals. They're actually similar to the chemicals that were taken from the same thing that went on in Libya, which was basically, it's a famous quote from Hillary Clinton, we came, we saw he died. And it was basically they'd gone in and they raided his war chest and some of it was chemical

weapons and those were the chemical weapons that were found in there and therefore before action could be taken, they were said this is not the chemicals that he had given up. And so we see Red Line rat line which is the whole story of why is this guy Brennan die at that? Is it, is the last thing Brennan die in that? The Bengazi attack? Yeah, the Bengazi guy. Was that Holbrook or was that? I forget who that way.

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helped fund some of that. So ISIS is the exact same thing. I mean, I didn't have time we could up, but you know, Trump had ended the funding of ISIS and then quietly later on, it was re, it was put out. Now you talk about the videos of ISIS and all that stuff. Later on, an anonymous source comes out that the US government had paid a British PR company to make these propaganda videos. Because I was like, dude, who is ISIS? It's a social media guy. That guy is freaking killing it. And they go back and they go all the way back to the email, and the email is located in the British-a................. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. to, th. th. to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th.. th.. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the the the they. they. they. I. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. I. to. I. to. the. theto the email and the email is located in the British Parliament of the guy who's running these

things. So this is something we see where an outside hand and it's so funny we get so angry when these Russians they're meddling in our in our elections and we just have full full-on-thrown coups in here all based on the oil and the inability to let somebody run their own shit. Well, you know what's interesting, first of all, I used to do this bit where I said, if you have oil, it's like being a drug dealer. You've got to know when to get rid of the shit. Yeah.

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apologized for it. Under Clinton, Clinton was like, because the papers came out, like the New York Times, like I think they printed something where it was a big document that showed that that this has happened. And Clinton actually apologized for it. Because a lot of Iranians point to that now and they go, you know, and I actually do a little bit in there because I do, the bit I do is I go, I go, I go, I go, I go as a parent now I got a lot to worry about like this past year I told my son Santa doesn't exist and I and it was really hard. My next-door neighbor told me that I got so pissed that her, that's funny. How old were you know, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm like, I, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I go, I go, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. th. th. th. tha. tha. th. th. I go, I go, I, Sam. What do you talk about? I'm like, what? My shattered? I'm like, now I got a drug problem. Yeah. You know, shit's getting weird.

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No, no, I'm saying this is the joke I do. Oh, that's so funny. But the joke is like, write a letter to CIA, tell me stop overthrowing governments that were democratically elected, so I don't have to come here 30 years later and burst your bubble. Because that's what they do. the moment and 53 was the moment when Iran could have possibly prospered under a democratically as a government. And again, listen, I won't, like the Shah also did good and bad for Iran. Like a lot of it was good in terms of like westernization and modernization and bringing

more wealth and power to the country. But and then, but, but really that overthrow is one of those moments where and that and now you know a lot of Iranians because of that and because of the amount of you know the Brits getting the oil and all that stuff a lot of Iranians are conspiracy theorists so they even feel that Homania they feel that Shaw there's a theory that goes on that says the Shaw was taken out because the Americans felt that he was getting too powerful in the the the the the of him, they put Jomeni in and if you look at after the Shah was gone, talk about instability, right? So ever since 79, you start getting even more instability in the region that you've had than

before. So a lot of people point to that as another American playb- or Western play. And by the playbook that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the play-I is is the play and by the way, the playbook that's going on right now with you, with Syria's the exact same things what happened with Iran. What is the history of Israel and Iran, Iran, history of Israel and Iran is interesting. So Iran actually, before the Iranian Revolution, Iran had the biggest population of Jews in the Middle East outside of Israel because there's a lot of Persian Jews. And you know now in LA there's a lot of Persian Jews.

And you'd often talk about how Ahmed would do jokes. tooke. Yeah, and it's interesting because I would say a lot of the Iranians that I know are pretty secular. And you'd be like, they're Muslim by name, they're Jewish by name, they're Yeah, and it's interesting because I would say a lot of the Iranians that I know are pretty secular. They're not like they're Muslim by name, they're Jewish by name, you know, but then there's some that are obviously more religious and you have some Persian Jews who would consider this as more Israeli than Iranian. Like they hate the government of Iran just because of the government being this Islamic Republic, right? So the history has been a little bit, there's been some conflict conflict the conflict the conflict the conflict the conflict the conflict the conflict the conflict the conflict the conflict their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their Jewish their Jewish their Jewish their Jewish their Jewish they're Jewish they're Jewish they're Jewish they're Jewish, they're Jewish, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they's Jewish they're Jewish Jewish Jewish Jewish they're Jewish Jewish they're Jewish they're Jewish they're Jewish their their their their their Jewish their Jewish their Jewish their Jewish their their their Jewish their their their Jewish their their their Jewish their their their their their their their their their their the government being this Islamic Republic, right? So the history has been a little bit, there's been some conflict between you know, Israel and Iran. I mean, there's been a lot recently because of the whole religious thing, but

but even currently, I would say because I don't think there's that many Jews in any of the other Arab countries in the region, I think even now there's more Jews in Iran in the, Iran is the second the second the second the second the second the second the highest the highest highest highest highest highest the highest highest highest the highest highest highest their their their their their their their their their their their their their their there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their Arab countries in the region, I think even now there's more Jews in Iran. Iran is the second highest population of Jews in the Middle East are still in Iran, I believe. And they even have some in Parliament in the sort. So the governments, I think, have always had conflict against one another. Iran obviously backs Hezbullah. They've helped arm them and fight the Jews and all that stuff.

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mean here's where we're in conspiracy world. There's a lot of interesting stuff that is discussed on the chat boards of the conspiracy places. I don't know if you've seen that right now there's an investigation going on. They call it Obama contra that that Obama had pulled the DEA off of investigating whether Hezbollah was selling drugs in the United States. There's a real, and CBS just ran on 60 minutes, this whole thing about how all these guys voted basically to take the teeth off the DA to investigate really suspicious packages, like on things. So the whole theory is that, now, this is the conspiracy part of stuff that I've seen.

Now, the whole, you know how we, Trump says, oh, we're not, we're gonna pull out of Syria. And then a week later, he bombed Syria. Yeah. Everyone's like, okay, they got to them. Now, just, this is what, this is what, done a little research and this is the conspiracy of what things people think is going on. So Obama does this deal with Iran. Iran, right? Yeah, Iran. And he sends them all this money that is not really that is actually their money.

They free them up. I don't know if the money actually gets there. That's what that's why I've heard. So this uranium one deal goes down, which is the United States sells 10% of its uranium to the Russians. Through this weird back channel, there's a panel of 10 people, one is Obama, the other one is Hillary Clinton. Money is funneled through Hillary Clinton. Now, the conspiracy comes in that the belief is that this deal is done to set Russia up for something later on and that some of this uranium makes its way to Iran. And that what was actually getting bombed them, because, correct me if I'm wrong, Aaron,

you seem to know all the stuff, we haven't bombed Syria since that, we're kind of bombing that had happened. Yeah, I think the second bombing that had, we've bombed Syria from, at least publicly, from what I know, we've bombed them twice. That was the first time you saw those tapes. You remember he did the big one, he did the big bomb? And that was it, like, yeah. I always say the Middle East is bombs. It was funny to me because he was like, it just shows you how, like, how ill-prepared this guy is to be where he is.

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thu and then it's crazy I like nobody I'm just gonna tell you I'm on no side so the whole deal that this is is that some of this uranium makes it to Iran right and that they don't do it in Iran Iran they do it in Iran they do it in Syria and they start developing these weapons in Syria. And what was going to happen was they were going to come out once it's all made and be like, oh shit, they have nuclear weapons. Okay. Who gave them the uranium? The Russians. And that's how it was going to be moved in to getting us to go because basically our beef with Russian goes all the way back to, who are the famous, Kazes? Who's the the the the the the the they they they they they are you you you you you you you you you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are the the the the the the the the the the they? they? they're they? they? they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they? they. they. they they. they. they they they. they they. they they. they? they they they they they they they. they they? they? they they? they they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they they they they they they they are they're they're they're they're the te. te. te. te. te. te. to te. to to to they're they're they're they're they're they're the famous, Kazis, who's the old tribe of Jews?

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Or like, oh, you know, you're willing to close your eyes to every other atrocity in the world just because you're going to make an extra thousand dollars a year? Did you see Ram Paul when he was on Wolf Blitzer's thing and he's like, we sold these weapons to the Saudis they are doing, I mean, the Yemen, it's like historical fucking human atrocities are going on and Wolf Blitzer goes Well, you know if we don't sell them those helicopters Lightly and jobs are gonna be lost. I'm like yeah, how do you say that and sleep at night? Well, there was a great movie. It was called Why We Fight. It was a documentary about that whole Eisenhower era and it was it was a good documentary and it talks about the military industrial complex. So half the time, you know, they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their, their, it was their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the their. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. their. they. their. their. they. their. they. their. their. their. their. the and it talks about the military industrial complex so half the time you know they go we have to go to war because we have these weapons that are sitting here doing nothing. We ran out of

bombs dude yeah we got to do something I was in Oman doing shows and Oman is pretty is a tiny country in the Gulf and it's and it's kind of like a laid-back beach. Like you go there and you just hang out and it's not that hardcore. And the leader of Oman, the Amir, or whatever, was visiting some hotel. And you saw like tanks and helicopters and all this stuff coming. And the guy who was taking me, the promoter goes,

you know, like 30 years ago or so, whatever, thirty years ago, he goes, that dude used to drive around town with like a couple of cars and a security and that was it. And he goes, but the Americans convinced him he needs this level of security. So now every where he goes, it's like three choppers, you know, all this tanks and shit, it's just crazy. Dude, nothing's worse than when Obama was in LA and traffic would just like stop the worst it's the worst yeah I don't

know I don't know how we fix the industrial problem we have yeah we have a real problem here and you know again we're getting conspiracy world here I believe that's why there's a whole push against a freedom of speech I think there's a whole push against a you know, the Second Amendment, because what people don't understand, this is me talking, not the guest, this is me talking, that our military is used as storm troopers.

There's no other country that is used like ours. I don't care what you say, maybe Israel, but it's not Australia, it's not Australia, it's our country. Our country is used as storm troopers, we kick in doors, blazing fours, you know, and therefore, we are, the people who are telling you we need to disarm everything are the same people who are behind the atrocities in Syria and Yemen. And I'm sorry dude. I mean, we got a media tells us to all there's all these shootings and it's horrible. And they are horrible. I'm not doing that. But these are the same people that a year before they are like, cops are out of control.

And then they're like a year later, they're like, oh my God, you know, we, cops should only have guns and stuff like that. To me, I think we population demands it. And, you know, if you don't think that they'll get crazy with us, I mean, look what's going on in Yemen, look what's going on in Syria. I mean, we're talking atrocities. Atro- I mean, dude, a million people dying from famine. I mean, like, it's, it breaks my heart. that breaks my heart when I watch what's going on. And it's I can't, I can't, I can't, you, I can't, you, you, you, you, you, I can't, you, you, you, you, I can't, you, you, you, you, you, you, I can't, you, you, I can't, you, you, I can't, you, I can't, I the the the th, I the the the the th, I the tho, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, the that, the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th's, I can't, you know, it's like comedically, it's making it really hard to go up and do stand-up right now

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I love you very much dude. Thanks for doing this. Thanks Sam. Thanks. I