Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #1028: Bring On The Asteroid With Joey B Toonz

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

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There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind? Welcome to Timphole Hat, live from the Wise Wolf Golden Silver Studios. That's where I go to Samtriplea.org, use promo code Timfoil, and you two can get in on the Pressmanels game for as little as $50 a month.

Very excited to have our next guest in. Very excited. He was on it last time on Zoom, but he's doing a little media tour. so we're excited to come up he was in uh san diego now he's in l a very excited to have him in studio the man the mythful legend joey b tunes how are you buddy dude i was so looking forward to this i have to start with i am convinced that i was on the train up from san diego here with an alien i i know and i'll tell you why because i have this are you one of the this motherfucker isn't real what you see that chick on the plane you remember that oh no no no no dude i forgot about her

I wonder where she is right now. Yeah. I mean, you probably on another CIA mission. No, wiped up. I have a theory that people that do things that nobody else would ever do are aliens. I feel like, and I'll give you an example, this just happened on the train, and I have another example. I'm on a train in front of a guy, he's got headphones on, music's blasting, okay? Okay, I could see how maybe you don't realize that it's coming out of the phone, but he's playing the NFL theme song with Star Wars sounds to it, and it's looping every six seconds for 15 minutes straight.

Now, I'm assuming it was some sort of clip on Instagram that's scrolling. Now, at some point, if you're awake and conscious, you would stop the video. This goes on for 15 minutes. There's no scenario where you've ever been in that situation. Before I flew out here, I was at a park, and there was a guy on a scooter riding it with his elbows, with his hands by himself. No one's around. I have a theory that the aliens find things that we use, and they try to blend in with those things, but they don't really know how to use it well. I'm not against his theory.

I think there's something, too. I'm not saying it they are aliens, but I'm saying it's a different type of human. It might be another species. I'm open to that as well You don't think you'd be some type of different NPC? It's a different type of NPC but I feel like there are people that are monitoring us in some way

You watch his XG type here in a couple seconds Oh yeah well you want to see an alien Watch this guy try to spell English It's like some You ever see like a bad AI Where the words in the back It just look like brushing Yeah

He's a XG right here He can't spell He can't spell out Got him. It's fine. Were you like the kid that was in sixth grade at 15? Yeah. He was collecting tickets at the donkey show.

You don't know how bad I could have used the phone in high school. In Spanish, she's like Rayman, though. In Spanish, she's like Rayman. She's like Rayman. Well, you know, I have this theory that the reason why no of these elites ever get tried is because they're actually a predator class that is here to hunt us. and that's why they get away with what they do because that's what they're supposed to do.

Like diplomatic immunity. Yeah. They're just from a, they're just a different species of human. Yeah. And they don't, they do what they're programmed or born to do, which is hunt.

But you realize the only reason they have the powers because there's so many stupid people among us who fall for this. Fall for their tactics. They rely on dumb people to allow, just like your average mayor and competent mayor, Well, somebody's voting them in. Somebody's doing it.

Mass amounts of people. We see it all the time at the grocery store. People block the other. No self-awareness. You ever watch Cartnarks? Have you ever seen? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the guy, like, I have a theory.

It's like a shopping cart theory. I feel like there's people are just so programmed that if you try to break their programming, whether it's their politics or, you know, obviously, like if you see AOC, for example, Like recently, I saw a clip of her, and she's in the south, and now all of a sudden she has a southern accent. Now, code switching. This whole room knows you're full of shit now, and I'm never going to trust you. But yet there's a whole society of people who just go, I really, I like her. I really like her.

That's, see, now, those are the people who enable and empower these parasites that you're talking about. So I just think without the dummies, and going back to the Carton-Arts thing, is that when you try to break them of their program. Look, it's a very simple thing to put your cart back. If you don't put your cart back and someone calls you out for it, it's not really that big of a deal. It's kind of like on my bed, how you caught me, Eric, I was lazy. But they can't do that. They get mad. They chase the guy. They want to attack them. What happens when you challenge somebody's politics when they're obviously brainwashed? They lose their mind. What about religion? You challenge somebody's religion. They lose their fucking mind. It's programming. If people just really live their true being in their

I don't think any of these scumbags would have the power that they have. But it's also interesting because it's like we might be hackable animals. Sure. They can hack our thing. So they may not have the ability to think like that. That's my only problem. They say like 80% of population is incapable of challenging authority. Well, then they're taking advantage of our, what would you call it, our primal.

You know, like some people are just having developed as animals or something. I have been telling anyone that will listen to me, we need assholes. We need, we've done the hippie thing since the 60s, which is 60 years. And it's gotten us nothing but absolute chaos. And we need to bring back assholes. You know, bullying's interesting. Like you don't want bully a handicapped person. But retards?

Light them up. I think they're coming back. A lot of these new kids are saying gay, that's retarded. Like my son, like my home's kid is young, and I was like, he just said retarded. I'm like Omega or whatever that's called, Omega or whatever. White people drop in end bombs left and right. Yeah, they're just saying it on this thing all the time, and they just don't care. And, you know, for me, dude, it's like we, I, my whole goal of my comedy is to destroy anything that divides us.

Like, yeah. These notions of things you can and cannot say. Yeah. I forget, oh, we were on one of my premium content shows called Whatever This is. And Brad Binkley played a video of the Pod Save America guys trying to explain away the Alaskan Democrat who called Alver, Allver Employees Faggots. Yeah. And listen to this guy do the mental gymnastics to... to explain to his listeners why it's okay for her to say faggot.

Yeah. When people have lost, and he's like, I don't care if they call him an ass munching, dick, humping, faggit. Yeah, calls an employee a faggot. No, but I think the Senate's more important. But now we're like, no, the stakes are too high. And we've just been through too many rounds of this. And the fact that there are people that would be working for a Democratic member of Congress who may have been rude and mean at the darkest moment in her life, by the way.

like after experiencing incredible tragedy, and then six weeks before an election to leak that to the times. Like, it's not a, it is a privilege to pretend you don't have to think about the stakes. Everybody has to think about the stakes. And whether or not Donald Trump can appoint right-wing anti-choice judges for two years,

whether or not we have genuine investigations in the Senate, like these are the stakes in the election. And there's not a gay guy from Austin to underneath the docks in Provincetown who wouldn't be happy. happening called a cussing guzzling f***. Listen to that. I hear you have a Democrat

who wouldn't be high from Austin to underneath the docks in Provincet who wouldn't be happily called a cucking guzzling f***. To have a Democratic Senate, just a mincing, butt-munching ass pirate.

And if we have to get Mary Peltola, honestly, we could knight her. Go to find the gayest fucking person you can find in the state of Texas, in the state of Alaska. Have her kneel and have a sword go to both sides and say, you may call us wherever the fuck you want, Mary Peltola, if you win this seat.

And then they clap for it. Do you understand, like, how ridiculous what he just said is? Well, I think that's a generation realizing the cost of wokeism to the left. No, no, no, no. I can hear the soy milk coming out of his ears. Yeah, 100%. It's literally like, oh, well, our guy did it, so that's okay. And that's why I have no respect.

I have no respect for political correctness. The only word I respect is that Jews don't call themselves a K word. Outside of our Shafir, they're the only ones that don't call. So I respect that. Okay, you're going to follow your own rule that you made that was made to protect you from whatever, right? So I respect that. Every other rule is violated by the group. It's meant to protect.

And this guy who seems gay to me is totally going out of his way with number two pencil and erasing the rule and rewriting it so it fits their narrative. And that's why I don't take any of it serious. Yeah, you should. And going back to what you said about assholes, how you need assholes. It's honesty, though. You need honesty. I feel like, and if it offends somebody, why would we care? I feel like there's too much explaining being done.

I don't know how you feel about it. As a comedian, I mean, like, Jesus, like, you live it. I mean, like, do you imagine you have to explain every joke to people? It's called every time I'm at the comedy store. That's how it is. And it's not the comedy store's fault. It's the city of Los Angeles. Yeah.

They've ran out all the outlaws and were just stuck with conformity. And if you don't conform, that is a felony and that is violence. It's the same thing we talked about with the pro wrestling. The outlaws are gone and everything. Even in film and movies, what Hollywood, When's the less badass movies or creative? Where's the next Tarantino? There is one.

Trust me, there is one. I mean, there'll never be another one of him. But the creative juices out, Kevin Smith, those, these independent guys that just have this vision. Did you see obsession? No, but everybody keeps telling me about it. I just call it dating. I just call it dating. That's what an obsession would be called dating, because that's like everyone's had that from a guy and a girl's perspective.

Yeah. You start dating. by their absolute psychopaths. Yeah. It's like dating now is how much mental illness and addiction can you put up with for love? Well, dude, I got to say, like, I don't know if you guys want to get into this Lindsay Clancy thing. And I know, I know you think it's a sigh up. But I will tell you this, man.

It's like I absolutely look at women a little different now. And look, we've all had bad experiences and it goes both ways, obviously. And we always know that women are more emotional. It's okay. There's a time and place for that. It's called nurturing. Great. Exactly. Like their empathy. And it complements each other with a ying to the yang. We need women. But there is a society of women that are just absolutely bonkers. Like satanic demon level. Because and now it's getting really hard to differentiate them. Dude, all these women on here defending that Lindsay Glancy thing, sigh up or not, there's women that are literally justifying murdering your children flippantly. We watched something the other day. with somebody interviewing a woman on a street pushing a carriage, in a sunflower dress,

like someone you would never think that would be like, well, what did she say? She goes, oh, well, she was tired. She had insomnia. So, like, are you, and she just strolls away with her child. I mean, if I was running things, like, you're air lifted out of the street now, and we're going to interrogate you and do a mental illness check on you. I mean, like, these people live among us. Yes.

And it's really terrifying. So you talk about dating. Jesus Christ. I'm glad I got one sitting right there that's normal. Yeah. Holy crap. And again, I have to say this all the time is that this is not to me about women. This is about the women that percolate to the top of the internet saying the craziest shit.

And then the people who co-sign on are crazy shit. And what we're really in a war right now, and I kind of wish I could give you a girlfriend a microphone so I could hear her opinion. It would be nice to hear a female opinion on this. but there seems to be this real battle to not be held accountable for shit. Yeah. And today and the day that we are doing this podcast, the woman we were talking about in Texas, right. Has she had her execution state.

Yep. Which means they're going to revisit it. And I'm sorry, guys, but if you actually look what she was found guilty of, it is the most heinous shit you've ever seen in your life that it shouldn't matter if it's a guy or a girl but that broken animal needs to be put down. And the fact that she's talking about her mental illness right now, she's this, she's too young, she's too young.

And you're like, I'm sorry, when you hear like a special needs person does something like an essaying or a murder, I'm like at that point I don't care if there's special needs. That's too broken to be fixed. I can't, there's no, there's things you'd be like, oh, you know, he just, he, he ate all the birthday cake before we put it out. Yeah. You know, it's a birthday party. He ate the cake.

He's special needs. We can't get mad. I can excuse that. I want to eat cake too, but I have the mental capacity to know we got to wait until we sing happy birthday. Yeah. If he can't do that, I'm not going to get mad. Killing and assaying people. Yeah.

It's a broken toy. It is. I mean, why is crazy excusable, though? Why is that, like, of course, They're crazy. But I understand them fighting for not having accountability. I would love that. I would love, no, no, no.

They want to, they want to parse it. They want to say, this person knows the difference between right and wrong, as we all have agreed it exists. Right. And if they cannot, then that's where the line is drawn. Yeah, and that's why they should be put down. If they don't know. Yeah, exactly. Like a way to help them what?

Yeah, this Chris the Pike. I mean, what she did was so. insanely dark to this little girl. And she's like, I'm having mental illness. Is it right that it was two other females with her? I'm not sure. It says Pike and two friends led summer into the woods where they tortured and killed her. That's Wikipedia.

No, I'm sorry. He's saying it's gross, not that it's true. It's just super horrible. She's been on death row for, I think. Yeah, 95 is when it happened. Yeah, for a very long. I don't know how I feel about state human sacrifice either. I think this is modern human sacrifice killing.

Yeah, I know. But what is the answer? Life? I mean, life seems like more torture than death. And I think that's a good thing. And then let the inmates take care of it. Exactly. Yeah.

But why is she going to stay? It's ridiculous. She shouldn't get, if I don't, listen, in an idealistic world, I'm for it. meaning that none of the jurors come in with preconceived notions and they're open-minded to deciding on the verdict based on the law. Okay? I would be for the death penalty. But unfortunately, people come in and they bring their own bullshit.

And I'd rather have a thousand guilty guys do life than one innocent guy get put to death. Because that could be any of us. That could 100% happen. but we do live in a world with a death penalty and I don't know any other case that is more relevant than this fucking case and men with schizophrenia have been found guilty of killing their kids

in two hours. Yeah. Dude, they put fully retarded people to death before. I mean, several times. What I don't get is why does it have to be so extreme to take these people out? Like what you're saying, like this is one of the worst, but why does it have to be the worst?

there's so many lesser things that people cause they should be completely executed. Yeah. Jaywalking, get rid of those. Eating all the cake before the party. Eating all the cagling. No, but what I want to get to what you're saying is that we got to bring back shaming. Now, like, well, you know how you do that? Public hanging.

That's, that's what you do. So there's a story that came out, go on. No, it's fine. It's just a thought is that. So when you go back to the Lindsay Clancy thing, and you got all these women supporting them, and then you have these copycats, which we've seen, right?

Okay, well, you know what ends that? How about we take her in the middle of the road and tire noose around her neck? And just have an event for it with some beer, celebrate, and that'll scare all these people that think they could just get away with it because there's crazy, but then there's people who are looking for ways out.

And we could probably nip that in the butt and scare them a little bit because talking does nothing. So I don't know. I think they need. need to see some reality end for somebody. We need to be honest. Assholes.

We really need to bring back assholes. That very important thing. And obviously. I'm trying. Yeah. I mean, and that's why you're resonating with people. Yeah. That's why.

And it's just like, I mean, like, I'm getting shit from fans, like, you know, about talking about the Cornell 7. And it's just like, I have daughters. Of course. I, if a man does that to a woman, that's disgusting. That's disgusting But if it seems like There was a participation in it

Because we were talking a little bit on the last show But about how like Like they've done studies Women are are Are searching for the most violent pornography Like they've done the date on it Really? They have Yeah

Interesting And it's like the crazy It's so crazy Like even if you know I think you brought it up But 50 Shades of Grey is a very sanitized corporate version of BDSM, which can get really freaking nuts. And they were flocking to the theaters for that. Women.

Right. To see that eyes wide shut movie? Home Depot sold more extra tools that week for because of the tape and shit where Home Depot was like, why these bitches don't want tape now? They're buying up. Yeah. Yeah. Go use it for. Well, I saw this video of one of the victims of Chris Schen's Day.

to Leah, and I air quote that. And she's like, he was performing in a hotel, and I went there, and he came up to my room, and he told me to get on my knees and slab his knob. And I go, how do he get in? That's dominant submissive. That is as basic as it gets to what 50 Shades of Gray was all about. I mean, that's, I mean, dude, I've talked to, you know, in my dating days, a lot of women that they're, Consensual non-consent is the term.

I had a girlfriend in college who told me that. That's what the joke's from. It's like, well, you better sign some legal documents before we do this. So I don't go to freaking jail. Yeah. But it's, and it's okay to be into that kind of crazy shit. But I always ask because I'm intensely curious. Fake rape them?

No, where did you get? How did you get into that? You know, and it's always porn. It's always porn. Yeah. And that's, that is why porn is dangerous. But if you make porn illegal, it's going to get really dark. Women like to read their porn too.

They like their true crime shows too, which is a little disturbing too. I don't know if you, like, dude, my mother, my mother, I don't know if I should get into this. But holy crap, man, like my mother and father couldn't even sleep in the same room together because my mother would just wake up, like, attacking my dad. And it's like, and I'm like, mom, what are you watching at night? And it's like, oh, the crime, murder, mysteries. I'm like, well, that's why. Like, I'd like my dad to stay around, you know what I mean?

It's programming. Yeah, she was, like, on autopilot. Like, man, must harm. And it just makes sense. If that's the type of movies they watch, what type of porn do they watch? Yeah, well, I don't want to know what type of porn of my mom. I don't want to know what that. Basically, where you point the energy, the energy flows, right?

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Ooh, I like that. It's like hard right now because I do believe that we're in this kind. kind of readjusting, re-centering of society in a time that we haven't had before. And it's like Thomas Sol's quote, watch out, what's it, Johnny, watch out for giving people special treatment because I think equality is offensive. I paraphrase that, but that's what we're seeing right now. Yeah, you know what? You're kind of touching on something that, in a way, it's kind of like the duality of life

where you kind of need to see the worst to a person. appreciate the good. And that's, I feel like that's always been the story of our lives. Like, we're born and we could either be good or bad immediately. We decide. And we're seeing it all plant, and we're seeing the worst shit possible. But because we're seeing the worst shit possible, all the good people are finding each other and holding on to each other and really holding our values very near and dear to our heart more so than ever. And I'm not really a religious guy. I mean, I grew up Catholic. I grew up in upstate New York as did you.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm in Italian. Yeah, where did you actually grow? I grew up in Kingston. Cortland, New York, outside Syracuse. Okay. I think I was south of you. So are you more near New York city?

Yeah, I'm like an hour and a half north of the city. Yeah, Kingston. We were in the last episode talking about the populations and how a lot of them are lies. Yeah. And so you've traveled up in the upstate, right? Probably heading to Canada or maybe. Yep. You draw it's empty.

Nothing. But what they want you to, because they'll tell you that New York State's population is 20 mil. But really. It's all down. It's all down here. Yeah. And if you include like the area right outside New York City where people are like, I can't afford a house. I'll go by here and go in.

Yeah. It gets even crazier. Yeah. Like how empty it is. I know. I know. But it's like, and upstate New York is very interesting. I don't know if this is in the world you talk about.

Yeah. Like the, the, almost the birth place. of American occult is out of upstate New York. Oh, is it? The Rochester area. Interesting. Yeah, I would never go out that way. I'm glad that I stayed away.

It gets really empty, dude. Yeah, it gets really. Yeah, like, you could be in a city and just be like, I'm just going to drive 20 minutes anyway. Yeah. Where you could live your whole life, drive 20 minutes anyway, and you'll find a city you never heard of. Yeah, it's funny because I used to deliver car.

One of my first jobs ever was delivering cars from dealership. just to other dealerships and trading in them, swapping them. And I remember taking these roads all the way up state New York. And I remember getting pulled over by a cop. I was doing like 97. I had no idea. And I told the cop. And I was like, there's been nothing for two hours.

Like I don't, I didn't even realize I was, I'm not bullshit. I didn't even realize I was going that fast. He's like, there's nothing I could do. I mean, this is like felony level. Like, I can't. Like, you know what I mean? I'm like, dude, I don't know what the same. And I didn't want to do this.

Then you go to some of those states where they know you're a foreigner. Yeah. And they'll be like 75. I don't know we're 45. Yeah. And then 65. Then 35. I know.

I can't keep up. But dude, I had to go back because it was the first time I got a ticket. I had to go back up there to court. And I went up there. And I swear to God to you, it was this little house was the courthouse. Nobody was there. Out the back of the house comes the judge. He lives in the house.

Oh, my God. And I just come through. the back here with me he's like in his robe and shit i dude it was out of a chevy ches did you hear banjos like i thought in the distance somewhere i thought someone from deliverance was gonna pop up that is hilarious i swear to god i was just and there was like maybe one other guy in there but he yeah he lives in the courthouse i mean it's like who who's up there so actually it makes sense the occult because now now it's starting to make sense yeah because i'm gonna go where nobody is yeah 100% just in the woods no one can see what you're doing.

Yeah. Just cryptids and cults and witches. Insane, man. Which is a big thing that I've been talking about. Like, I have daughters. I don't know if you have any kids, but I have daughters. Yeah. And like my one daughter really likes to go to movies.

The other one can't sit still, so she doesn't go. But we take her to the movies. And all of the, all of the movie trailers geared towards young girls is all about sorcery. They're all doing magic. it's like making it cool. Like when you see the patterns, you see what they're doing. They plant the seeds, man. They take normal girls who, you know, feel like they're not like special in their head.

And they're like, but if you do magic, suddenly you're super powerful and everyone has to deal. And it's one right after another after another. See, what's sad about it is that it goes back to the conversation of how people just take advantage of women. They are the ones that fall for these things, though. And here they are with this sorcery in the movie. And it's again, and they buy into this stuff. They will fall for anything, some of these women. That's why they're the most brainwashed.

They are, though. Look what they're defending. There is no rally for a man that's ever killed their kid. There's no such thing. No one's ever done. All right, well, something different is happening with them. If you take a look at the Scott Peterson trial, right. There's so much in there where you go, it doesn't make sense.

sense. Right. But everyone was like, kill that motherfucker. Sure. Nobody was like, whoa, dude, maybe we should take a break and take a breath and look at the thing. Now he's like almost up for a new, you look at the Menendez

brothers. It was like they wouldn't even let them talk about what the dad was doing to everybody which was molesting everybody. Yeah, were you rallying with Chris Benoit? Were you rallying for him? Because he had high testosterone. That was mental issue. There was videos of him hitting his head how many times right like he had CTE you can at least be like

well he had CTE you don't see athletes be like hey let's let's not be so hard on him for killing his wife and his kids yeah nobody's gonna defend what he did because of that there's two separate conversations it's sad that that happened he chose to have that type of life and you know maybe he didn't know what it was going to lead to to but the pain killers didn't just jump in his mouth the steroids didn't just jump in his arm I mean like when you start going down that road and you're on the road, what is it, 300 plus days a year with these professional restaurants? I mean, like, it's not really a normal lifestyle. And you want to have a family, too. You want it all. It just, I just could see how things could go sideways. And it doesn't, I don't have any sympathy for people,

because there's people that live the same life that don't kill their kids and don't kill their family. Yeah. So are we, so what's the incentive here that, you know what I mean? The scary thing is like, women filming themselves for TikTok, whole. holding the most beautiful little baby. Oh, God. And go, I understand Lindsay Clancy. I'm like, that is demonic. I did a whole video on that.

I could have did an hour video on that. It's disgusting. What about there was a girl? I did a whole Lindsay Clancy video and there was a girl at the end at a barbecue. And it was a gender reveal party. And she didn't get the kid that she wanted. So she took the abortion pill as the whole family celebrated going, kill the baby, kill the baby on camera. I've never seen anything like that.

And I've been... Was that real? It's fucking real. And I verified that it's where you could go to her Facebook and she doesn't all... You know, she's illiterate. You know, one of these idiots and just just just just just dumb, dumb shit. What gender did she want? A boy?

A boy. Respect. It's crazy. It's insane. Not respect. There is shit that. I have girls. I love little girl.

They're just like there's just all. all love, dude. Yeah. Being a girl dad is amazing. Everybody wants a boy because they want a pro athlete. But just listen to them, like, celebrate this. What ethnic group is this? Irish.

I can't tell. Is this Irish? Black Irish. Have you seen the new trend right now with the Cornell 7 that they're like, oh, I'm going to create daughters that hate men. I'm hating men that hate men. And it's just all over this whole, this Cornell 7 where it's just disgusting. Is this traumatizing for you right now?

She lives with me. She's got no choice. It's not my fault. No, she's mentally broken at this point. Yeah. We're both. But I think this is a symptom. I think this is a symptom.

We got a ladybug in a house. Oh, what's no, lady bull? I'm on in two, boom. Oh, my God. Oh, alcohol. Okay, y'all. Watched that real good. Jesus.

I'm going to eat four more so I can sit. Woo! Yeah. Woo! Stop, turn it off. I don't want to hear this, too. It's gross. It's like just sad.

And, like, when you watch this video, you go, maybe the elites are right. Maybe we need a depopulation, dude. Maybe half of you guys got to go. I mean, she's attractive, but it's like, why wouldn't you want a little girl, someone that take care of her? you when you're old, you know?

It's insane. It's, you know, it's just, it's so gross looking at these people. It's, and I've been covering the horrors of humanity for the, I think I've been doing what I've been doing for probably seven years now. I, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, basically, like an idiocracy historian at this point. And I, I, I, there's not a lot that surprises me, but that one really actually upset me and the whole Lindsey Clancy reaction. Like, It really actually disturbed me. I mean, she lives with me. Like, it's like, it really hit home.

I go, something's happened. This is now getting out of control. This lack of accountability now has reached this level. And you know whose fault it is, though? It's all the good people's fault. It's our fault for even allowing it. Like, you shouldn't even let any of these people in a store. Like, there should be a list of all these.

We have their TikTok handles. They should be exiled from society. They should be complete. But we don't. And that's why they get to, be this way because there's no accountability. Then they empower each other by finding each other online. That's the

internet, dude. The internet allowed to calm crazies to find each other. Yeah, the furries. It's like, you know, they used to be in their house. You know, you'd be that one weird. Which is where they should do that shit. They got a little too comfortable. Like, get back in your house. Possible. Possible note of good news here. This says

a standard medical ultrasound to determine sex is at 18 to 22 weeks. The abortion pill doesn't work after 12 weeks. So it's possible they're suggesting that this is some promotion for a woman's music video or something. Imagine thinking that might work. It's like, oh, she killed the baby.

Oh, she's got new track dropping. Let's hear it. That's the case. And even if it was not real, to even just do that as your promotion. Oh, it's disgusting. Yeah. It's like it's kind of even irrelevant, you know. It's just, ah.

Oh, she was dissing. She was writing a song dissing her supposed. baby daddy and uh supposedly i mean like we're just out of control dude yeah we are out of control i mean it's just out of freaking control yeah people need to calm down that's what it's what it's just also the internet too right yeah so the internet the only thing that percolates to the top of the internet is the craziest the outlier shit that's what makes it so unique or it's beyond basic where it's a chick with tits right but it's i've said this before like on instagram you you're going to blow up either you're doing sex, dumb, violence, or pissing people off.

Right. Right. That's the only thing. So that's our reality now on all these social media. This is all we're thinking. This is all we're seeing. So this is what we think the world is. Yeah.

And then you meet normal people. You're like, it's really not that bad. Absolutely. The only thing that threw the curveball was, again, the reaction of this triple child murder, where I'm watching regular people on the street being seen. split. Like, we'd watch these video, and I go, now, now, now what's happening? Now, now, now I, I thought there were more good people than bad because of what you just said, but now I question that. Now I do, I go, is there more bad than good? And what would you

define as good and bad? I don't know, selfish to demonic. I don't know, like, what's the, scale of bad? I, I tend to think most people are at least, the very least, very absolutely selfish enough where they will absolutely like screw somebody over to get ahead. I feel like that's a very common thing with people. And that's on the lighter end of the bad scale. But I just think that there's, I, I'm kind of convinced there's more bad than good. I don't know how you feel about it. Again, it goes back to like, it's a combination of programming. Yeah. Okay. Programming and these chemicals that people have. And I'm sorry, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it. It's like men don't take as many as children, boys are more medicated than girls because boys can't sit down in class.

So they got to give them HDA medication, which my daughter most likely has H.D. A, what is it? ADHD. ADHD. But I just think she's a kid. She's just the kid. I don't want to do this. Oh, it's the pet.

It's like, no, I didn't want to do that stuff either. that age. By the way, notice how they expanded that. It used to be ADD, attention deficit disorder. Then they added hyperactivity in there so they could get more people into a diagnosis. Yeah, just make the tent bigger, right? And then you get them hooked on pharmaceutical drugs, and you're like, what are we doing now? Yeah. Well, it happens to adults now, too, with antidepressants and all that, and you're just numbing. You're not fixing anything. I was got... You're numbing, dude. Yeah. That's the biggest thing that no one understands. I'm like, I was just on somebody's podcast. They're like, well, I'm a

on medication. I'm like, keep on it if that's what you want to do. Yeah. But really, it's just like you're trying not to feel your shit. Yeah. And it's like the universe is telling you, you're not going down the path you're supposed to go down and you don't want to hear that. Most people have the tools to kind of, I think we were all mostly born with the tools to kind of, you know, fix a lot of our emotional problems.

And obviously, you know, there's some people that do have mental disorders and stuff like But I just think a lot of stuff can, you know, we have a lot of tools, like at least try that. And when you, the doctors never recommend that because they don't think you're ever going to, A, lose the weight the right way or fix your mine or relax or whatever. So they're so quick to offer you the pills. I mean, I went through this one. I had chronic insomnia. I had two years where I would not sleep for, I don't know, four or five days on end. Oh, my God.

I had maybe two hours. And it went on for two years. And it was right at the beginning of when I started doing it my podcast. So consuming all that stuff actually took a bit of a toll on me, dude. And I made it out the other side. But I'll tell you, man, and this is for a whole other conversation. I got a little taste of what these doctors tried to do. I probably tried every single pill during that to fix that.

Did nothing. It never, I took every single one. And I kind of sort of accepted my fate. Like, well, nothing works. And I just got to, I got to just keep moving forward no matter how tired I am. And I did it. But then I stumbled across a YouTube channel. I wish I could find a guy.

I would love to go on this guy's show. He was like, he's a doctor who doesn't believe in the pills. He's like a sleep expert doctor. And he would have these videos, these Zoom calls with people all around the world in the same position that I was in. And I'm like, maybe let me start listening to. people who actually beat this every single one of these people described my life work started piling up or just a lot of curve balls throwing at me a lot of responsibilities couldn't sleep overthinking about everything right and then they go i got so worn out from that tried all the pills

didn't work all the sleep efforts and all this stuff and then they and they were like well i just got so tired of obsessing over it that i just didn't care anymore and then i slept and it really was that simple because that's what happened to me i go i just you know what i'm not going to think about it anymore because the doctors will tell you well at nine a m you got to get sun on your face and then you got to make the bed a certain way and you can only walk in this room at the same time like now when you do that you're obsessing about sleep so it's actually counterproductive and they do anything but tell you you got to stop obsessing about and there's an actual clinical word for that and i i took their everyone's advice, fixed it. I sleep eight hours a day at best now. And I called one of these doctors up to let

them know this. And I said, hey, because he's the guy that's pushing all these bills. I just want to let you know, I'm like, thank you for, you know, trying to help me out here. And I just want to let you know that I think I got it figured. He's like, oh, wow, what happened? I go, well, I just kind of did the opposite of everything that you said. And then he was just like a dead silence on there. And then he goes, oh, he's like, well, I'd love to hear it. And I go, well, I just stopped thinking about it. And it was that simple. And it took a little while, but that was the path I needed to been on, needed to go on.

It would have been nice to hear that. And he goes, well, you know, if you ever need me, I'll be, we're here for you. And he just hung up the phone. Like, what a piece of shit. Yeah, well, I mean, because there's no money in you not thinking about it. There's humanity in me. Well, I'm with you on that. He could have got you addicted to the shit you didn't need.

And he just says, oh, all right, well, hit me up if you need it later. Yeah, right. You get my butcher. Let me write you more prescriptions. Yeah, it's never something you need to take just once either, is it? It's always something you have to take for the rest of your life. Yeah. And the saddest thing is when you go on like forums and stuff of people just searching for an answer and you get this whole community of people who I feel for.

Where they'll be like, don't listen to these people who say you don't need the pills. Like, this is a neurological disorder. You need to be on the pill. Okay, you're wrong. You're wrong. Hello, I exist. You're wrong. And they're going to live their whole life thinking that these things and these docs are going to help them get there.

They're fucking wrong. They're led the wrong way. All I'm saying, and there's probably somebody listening that. It'll be like, well, I take the pills and it helps me. I'm not saying that medication doesn't help people. What I'm saying is that the industry should have a little bit more credence when they go to offer these to you and say, hey, you can go down this path or you could go down this path. There's a natural way to try. Let's try that or understand that there's addiction involved in this or it might not help you.

How many times we turn on the commercials and it's like side effects, suicide, the blah, blah, and it goes on. It's like, guys, it's like your doctor doesn't really like drive that home, you know, and they try to gloss over it. They allow you to say it really fast on the radio. No, you should say it as slow as possible. And they should show images of these. I don't want to see people flying a kite. during the fucking pharmaceutical commercial where they're talking about like

vomiting, suicide. No, show some fucking people hanging themselves. No, I'm with you on that. And I'm telling you, if you took out doctors getting kickbacks, so much of this would go away. Yeah.

I mean, it's just story after story of people who got these, their patients came to them, and they just told them, take the COVID shot. Yeah. And they got fat kicks. facts from, I mean, do eliminate that. It's criminal.

It should be, you know, get money out politics. Get money out politics. Get money out of health care. Right? I mean, like, you know, I had friends of mine who lost their minds during COVID. Yeah. And they're like, the hospitals are packed. The hospitals are always packed.

Yeah. If you ever see a hospital that's empty, it's going to close or be sold. They're literally like hotels. Yeah. They want it packed all the time. This one over here, see your side and I. They want it so packed. They've created little hallway rooms that just have like curtains and you sit in the hallway.

That's where all that stuff happens. They've gotten so many clients that they don't even have enough rooms for them. So they're not using the lobby? They're using the hallway as the waiting room now? That's what you're saying? No, that's after the waiting room, the lobby. You go into the hallway. They have you sit down and then they do all the checks on you.

And if they want to take it to the next level, then you get a room. Oh, wow. Yeah, dude, it's like three levels. They're trying to pack as many people in there as possible. So I had my daughters. I didn't. Obviously, the mom had the daughters, but I was part of the whole thing. And so she gave birth in like early 2020, early 2020.

And it was before COVID shut everything down. So I was able to be there in the delivery room. But man, let me tell you, before. for COVID crazy happened, that hotel was, I mean, that hospital was out of control. There were people everywhere, cars driving in real, ambulance is coming, packed. Yeah. It's always packed. That's what they want.

Yep. These are moneymakers. They're cash registers. That's why they make their money. You want to find out if your doctor really loves you? Ask about holistic medicine. Yeah. I literally had a doctor tell me I got to stop taking TRT.

because it's junk. And then tell me I needed three vaccines. Oh. What was it, what was going to happen if you took TRT cancer or a high risk of cancer? No, he's just like, it's all just junk. It's just, they're just trying to make money off you. And then he throws three vaccines and I'm like, you're trying to make money off me too. You're just trying to cash checks on that shit.

And it's like he's not a bad guy, but that's the game that he's been playing for 50 years. See, it's so amazing to me how so many people. fall for this and like they don't see what they're doing like you right away know like okay this guy doesn't give a shit about me he's trying you know it's it's all big business but half the country doesn't know doesn't even think like this that's the problem though and and i just and that hence again the politicians whoever the the medical director like there's no accountability for these people there's there's just so much incompetence going on that i really believe because i feel like a lot of times we point fingers at these demons who are pulling the strings,

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Yep. That happened to me at the economy. So we talked about my other podcast broken simulation. And I was just talking as 49ers fan, this bartender who I'm good friends with. Yeah. Every time we see each other chat up, have a great time. Yeah. And then we just brought up the 49ers and how they're having all.

these injuries and people think it's the power plant before and broke yeah and boom and just like screaming at me yeah out of fucking nowhere and I'm like oh man that was weird to watch that because that's not that guy and it's like it's it's this thing where I think everyone wants to believe they have a really good bullshit meter yeah and they don't want to believe some got past them yeah and it's like the way the way like my mother she's having health problems. She's having blood clots, heart problems. I told her, don't get the shot. But she didn't listen to me. Her son, her flesh and blood that loves her. She listened to some person she's never met in the television. It's funny. My mother almost took the shot. She wouldn't

even go near me. And I was like, now I got to stop this. Because a lot of times, I don't like to be too preachy to people that I like to respect people. And you want to go down that path. That's okay. but when it comes to my family or my near dear friends that I love, I, there's a way to do it where what I did with her is, because she didn't want me to touch, she didn't want me to come over and she's like, I think I'm going to get.

I'm like, just start here with this. Just Google this. Look at this. Read for yourself and do a little research. Just that little nudge alone within a week. She's like, I'm not touching this thing. But if I didn't do that and plant that seed, it could have been different.

And I really didn't even know if that was going to work because I don't think I really like held somebody's hand like I did with her. But it worked, it scared her. And she's so happy that she didn't get it. Thank God. Yeah. Because, I mean, in L.A.,

there's comics falling left and right to this stuff. Brain cancer, heart attacks, like young people. And I'm just like... Don't forget terrible cancer. Oh, yeah, dude. Who was the one that fell on... Do you remember the female comic who fell on stage? Heather McDonald.

I mean, that was like a... a lightning bolt from God or something. Like she was making fun of it? Making fun of it. Or making fun of Jesus or God? Yeah. Right at the joke punch. Yeah.

And then I remember she went on like Dr. Drew's podcast and he was still saying like, well, you know, you still need the, you know, it's not typical. Like, like, and she's just like, F you. I mean, like kind of her attitude. You didn't say that verbatim. But still, it's like the nerve to not even consider that. profound moment, you know, and it's just like the brainwashing that goes on. It's just disgusting. It's so funny. And Dr. Drew's a good guy, but, you know, I like, I've, I've done shows with him before.

And, like, I'm very cautious about what I bring up with him. Yeah. Because I don't want to get in a fight with a guy. Sure. But I'm a no virus guy. Anybody who spends that long being brainwashed professionally, you know, in college is, it's going to be some. I mean, well, when your whole, and again, Dr. Drew is a wonderful. person. I've had a lot of conversations with him. He's a very nice guy. I'm sure he is. But there's just, you'll meet people in the medical profession that just have an inability to see outside of what they've been programmed. And it's like, and like I do recovery meetings with wonderful people. Some of them are nurses. And I just don't bring it up to them. Because it's, it's the world they live in. Yeah. And it's like, if they start going around their job going, hey, dude, if I're

aren't real, they're going to lose their fucking job. And like, you can participate in it. That's your choice. I mean, like, I think, you know, nurses are very important. Just like I think teachers are great. You know, going back to like everything percolating up, it's like, I go to school. I bring my kids to school a couple times a week or I'm picking them up a couple times a week.

And I meet these teachers. They're wonderful people. Yeah. One time, and we've been to two schools because they graduate to another one. we've met one person that was like the woke retard. Yeah. And we pulled them right out of what they were doing. Like it was a pottery class.

Yeah. And she was telling five-year-olds their pronouns. And I'm like, get her the fuck out of there. Yeah, get out. Get her the fuck out of there. They're kids. We're doing advanced algebra. Pronouns is advanced algebra.

These kids are struggling, ABCs, one, two, three. Why are we having this person here? I'm not saying that you can't have those and work. kids, you used to need to shut the fuck up. Exactly. And just be a teacher. Like, when I was a kid, dude, when I saw a teacher outside of school, I was shocked.

Yeah, it looks weird. I was like, whoa, you're a real person. I thought they just sat at the school. They locked the doors. They were like robots and they woke up when it was time of teach. Like, nobody needs, like, you walked all this thing during the height of the sexualizing of schools, like gay teachers. Like, I think my kids should know about me and my life.

Nobody, and the whole, the whole notion was that it was only, like, we just didn't want gay people talking about. We don't want straight people talking about that. I don't want to hear from Mrs. Johnson, then she went down to Dave and Busters and did a blowbang. Nobody fucking needs to hear any of that shit. I know. Don't talk about your sex life. See, what's sad about it, though, is that these things do happen in the classroom. I mean, you, you know, you go into that whole thing with the books and all the sexualization and all that stuff.

I just don't, like, whatever happened to tie in people. to telephone poles with duct tape. I mean, and just, I mean, like, if we all just band together and do that, I mean, like, I wouldn't, I'd go to jail. I mean, like, if you just put, take one of these teachers, these perverts, and just do what they used to do back in the day, I think it might stop. It might have a little trickle effect. And just put the word out there.

I mean, like, we're not, you don't have to hurt them. But I'm just saying, when it comes to kids and sexualizing kids, I, I, I got nothing for you. I agree. And listen, it's also that as soon as you did that, you and your friends did that to some teacher got caught doing shit. Yeah. The media would spin it that you guys are white Nazi. Who cares though? Right.

Who cares? Because in a quarter opinion, there will be a reaction against you guys. And now what's happened? Yeah. Because in the past, we couldn't do that. Like with the Twana Brawley shit. Right. Right.

We just bought it hookline and sinker. Fat-ass L. Sharpton's there when he back when he was fat. Yeah. Right? He's telling us this is crazy. And if you believed it and you do it, you're a racist, everyone's like, I don't want. You remember when calling a white person a racist was like RN word? Yeah.

You're like, you're a racist. And we'd run around like, why? You know, now we're like, fuck you. Exactly. You want to call me a racist? I do not. I'm not. That's why I don't care.

Right. I know who I am. I don't hate any groups. Exactly. I hate assholes. So it's like, you know, it's like, I don't give a shit. Call me. But back, that meant something, dude.

But the reason why. why it doesn't hold any weight anymore now is because a lot of people put their middle fingers up to that. And that's what I'm saying is that there, in my opinion, there's more of us than them. And just as simple as banding together, like you said, when you push that one guy out, you know, for being the woke idiot, there was a numbers game and they're outnumbered. But if people are sitting there and they know it's wrong and don't say anything, then it's like, well, you're giving them the power.

The saddest thing is that we don't seem to ever be. band together. And to stop a lot of these things, all you got to do is say no, but we just won't, will we? What happened with the masks? All we had to do is go, we're not doing that, but could we ever, could we, was enough of us brave enough to do that? No. So then they just keeps going on and all we had to do. So if we're not going to just go, no, then then it's, it couldn't be easier to stop some of these spells, as they say, but we won't do it. And but we have outliers like us. And there's a lot of people like us that who have the balls enough to say no matter and go against the crowd. And they know that. So now they break us down even more. Yeah.

Oh, Candace is a lesbian. And like, I don't give a shit. Yeah. I really don't, again, I don't care what you're doing. Yeah. With consenting adults, you can shove whatever you want, wherever the fuck you want. I don't care. I'm the opposite of giving a shit. I care passionately that they continue to make out. Johnny loves to scissors. He's gross. A hiser sister. He's a Make some hotter. I mean, like, Mover, hooked up with her female staff. I'm like, can I vote quicker?

I'm not even, I might just move to Colorado just to vote for that chick. You're telling me Erica Kirk's a lesbian? Finally something to like about this chick. Right? It's just crazy. Imagine Candace and Madness Candice and Erica Kirk?

I have many times. Yes. See, there we go. That's something. Yeah, I mean, like, you're selling me, you're making me like them more, you know? But it's also like, it was like Joe Rogan's bit about, there's a study real quick about how they've done studies that a man,

men see a men kiss is the equivalent of like. Maggates. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's the perfect way to describe it. You can not march your way out of that. Mike think there are a lot of gays who don't even want to see that. A lot of gays are probably. I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't want to see straight people kissing either. I hate PDA. Yeah. I hate it. You want to hold hands, I'll tolerate that. Outside that, leave me the fuck alone. Don't turn me on. Like, why can't you say, like, why can't we as a straight, and I know we can, but why socially can't we say that we find the idea and the visual of two men kissing disgusting?

Why can't we? We're not gay, though. So it's like, it's okay. Do you think that means that I hate gay people now because it's off putting to me? You know that there's no hate tied to that statement. I can't help that it looks like maggots to me. I don't choose it to look like that. It just looks like it's a very off putting to me.

And again, breaking these spells, it's okay to be disgusted by that. But not for them. For them, if that's what they like, more power to them, they're not bothering me. Why do we have to like everything? You don't have to, though. That's the thing. So even like Christina Pajinsky is one of the most wonderful human beings on planet Earth. Like the reason I think, like Tom Segor is one of the smartest business people I've ever met my life.

But I really do believe that your mom's house worked because Christina Pazinski was such a fucking, is and was such a savage. Like she could stay right in step with Tom and all this weird shit he was into. Like that's a very unique thing. She never got offended by shit. They had a fart machine. There was a mic on her butthole, just like there was on Tom, and then they would compete on who could fart louder, dude. And that's Christina Bichitsky for you.

Yeah, 100%. How do you leave each other? Like, I mean, that's a matchmate in heaven. Yeah, we're flagellence. 20 years is a long time. We don't know what. I told her, like, I treat your divorce, like I treat my parents' divorce. I don't want to know what happened.

I love you both. That's all. So, but I was trying to bring up this thing that, you know, I got in a, like a little bit, I was talking a little shit on the internet on Twitter to this Satanist who was going off on racism. And I was like, I hate to tell you, but Satanism is worse than racism. I've had racist family members. They're entertaining.

But like satanic family members, like at Thanksgiving, like that wouldn't be fun. That'd be so fucking weird. Yeah. It's like, like, who's killed more people? Racist or satanic people. Exactly. Like, it's like, yeah, I mean, it's crazy to me that, like, hate now is, like, the ultimate, like, capital punishment, like, capital crime. Yeah.

Like, it's above everything. Even, like, you know, when we've talked about in the last show about the black guy that said the white guy and the white guy called the black guy the M word. And then he got off, if that's even a real trial, got off because the white guy said, the M word like like dude you stab me dog yeah you're gonna get hitler-esque level rant dog yeah yeah i'm gonna scorch the fucking earth yeah right but not to some people no in colorado you could literally get away with violence and so instead a racial slur to you think about what that means dude it's insane i i don't understand why that even hurts i mean like what are we talking about hurting our feelings.

Yeah. Because we're called something because you don't like who I, like, I mean, you grew up where I grew up. I grew up where I grew up. I had a, I grew up in a huge Irish-Italian, Jewish, German, Polish area, and second, third, fourth generation. I don't, I never gave a fuck if someone called me a Guinea or a Wopper. I just laugh.

Yeah. And there is a historical context to that. 100%. So you can't say that that historical context is exclusive to. to black people because last time I checked, the most people who were lynched in American history were Italians. I don't know if you knew that. I did not.

In New Orleans, if you look it up, the most biggest mass lynching was Italians. Do we, do I give a fuck? I mean, do I care if you call me something? Like, I just, we're, these are words that hurt your feelings. I saw somebody right. Third generation Holocaust survived.

Was that even me? They want to be victims so bad. It's like third generation. Like unbelievable, dude. And even if these bad things happen and we're going to say they happen. Like, what is that, what is that to do in 2026? Nothing. Why is a 20 year old in 2026 complaining about something that happened in the 19-50?

I'm dealing with the trauma of the Great Flood. Yeah, I mean. Because everyone's looking for an excuse to justify their position in life. Yeah. And it's always somebody else's problem. It goes back to the beginning of the conversation. conversation, lack of accountability. Again, I go back to the shopping carts analogy.

It's like if you're going to get that mad about being called out for not putting your shopping carts back, then you're a bitch. You're a real asshole. You are, though. They get so mad. Now, imagine what else they get mad about. Everything. Because they just want to live how they want to live and they don't care the snail trail they leave behind them. Just a bunch of pig pens running through the.

And again, going back to fucking, like, bullies. Like, you know, I got, people get upset me. I'm like, I love Indians. Indians in India are fucking scumbags, okay? And you guys can get angry about that, but they're the ones who are all running the call center scams on your grandma, fleecing them for cash, running on rape trains. And I don't know if you've seen the water there. You've seen the streets there.

And we can get into why that happened and the British coming and extracting all the We can get into that, but today, it's shady as shit. Now, when they come here, second generation, they're all wiggers, dude. They become, like, SoundCloud rapper. I've noticed that. And they all just date white chicks. Yeah. And Indians are now the acceptable, like, ethnic to bring you home to your dad.

Doesn't totally piss them off. Go ahead. But that doesn't mean what's happening over there isn't awful. Like, it doesn't mean that they're not doing all this shit, where they're like their whole entire. city is garbage. Like, why do you want that imported here? Yeah. And if you come here, fucking simulate. Don't fucking bring your, your bullshit here. Sorry. That's another thing that's a, that's taboo. And I think that needs to be broken. This spell is this idea of thinking that diversity is this like, uh, what do they call it? Like it's our, it's our strong suit.

What is the, what is the, what is the catchphrase now that they want to convince us of? Yeah. Okay. So. So what is wrong with identifying that a certain group of people come over here that have not figured it out in their own country? And it's almost like the nerve to even suggest that you know better. Now, I am of the belief of, again, with, I have my ancestors are from Italy, Irish. We couldn't read or write. But we brought something here in the form of pizza, which made everybody enjoy. Maybe I have better food.

or something. You know what I mean? But what I'm getting at is like butter chicken? That's, that's, that's, compared to Vanikadi. You're right.

I'm just saying, I just think that it's, it was always this idea that when you're going to come to another country that you're going to contribute and you're going to like assimilate in a way. I mean, my family didn't teach us Italian because they wanted us to be good Americans. So they didn't, I don't know,

I know very little. And it was on purpose because they, they knew this was. their place. So it's almost like a little bit of a humbleness going on. It's like we're not from here. We want to be accepted and here's something we can contribute. And, you know, I mean, and we worked hard, put our head down. I just find that it's interesting that you're not allowed to point out someone who does the opposite and complains. It's like, well, what's wrong with that, though? Like, so then one incentive is there to celebrate the people who put their head down and

contributed and learn the language versus we're going to treat, I'm supposed to have the same level of respect for somebody who hates the country and comes here or doesn't want to contribute or bad mouse is like i i don't see how that's in the same category if that makes sense it also gets to the point of like and this is where the left gets mad at me if you're going to put a gun to my head a figurative gun and tell me i have to recognize diversity yeah and then get mad when i point out the funny shit or the wrong shit in that and it's not the type of recognizing you want. Right.

Okay. Yeah. Who are you to tell me what I can recognize, what I can't recognize. If you're forcing me to see it. Yeah. And I look at it and I go, that's fucking funny or that's retarded or that's wrong. That needs a change. Okay.

You can't have it both ways. You can't pick and choose how people interpret data. And, you know, again, when we talked about us before, this protected bubble over these four groups, when you don't allow outside criticism of an inside group, that group, that group becomes the most outrageous version of themselves. Yeah. Right? So we get the gangster rap, fourth wave feminism, queer theory, right?

And all those are like CIA, sciops to get people to detach from God, basically. That's it. Detach from the Lord. And now those are gone. Whatever you think of Elon Musk, you know, and I think Twitter is a trauma deliverance system, but if you know how to manage it really well, it's the greatest town square we've ever had ever. And you instantly find out if your opinions have any merit or not.

And it's changed the way we interact with each other, whether people like it or not. We are very much like, I have this thought, good, good, good, bad, bad, but it's really opened up that now everyone can talk to each other. And those protective bubbles are gone. So it's not that you're getting picked on. You're just getting treated like everybody else, which is really important. Outside influences must influence inside groups to act properly.

Lying to them is not telling them the truth is the best for them. Well, I think if we judged ourselves based on our intentions, I think a lot of that, these taboo conversations would smooth out a little bit. But we don't, right? So like you said, it's like, how am I supposed to not interpret this, data that I'm seeing. But your intentions are good, though. If you have hate in your heart, I mean, and your intentions are bad, then, okay, then you deserve the same energy. But I just feel like if your intentions are good, then, you know, then you should be able to be honest with things,

which leads me to, maybe I'm an exemption because I think I'm actually banned from India, because I did a video. Now I feel like a hypocrite because, dude, I went in so hard with their moon landing. I made a moon landing video and I'm like, this isn't real. I had, and I had a huge Indian following, a huge Indian, like half of my audience outside of America was India. And I'm like, and I would ask them why, why are you watching me? And they'd be like, well, the Americans are stupid, bays. I'm paraphrasing. Indians call us stupid. They think that. They think that this was what's so humorous about Indians. So you go back to the call centers, right they're scammers well they're not targeting polish people they're not they're not they're not they're not calling poland or japan they're calling america but the irony in it is that they think we're so stupid even though they're dumber because you know how i but you know how i know how i know they're dumber we know it's like their scams are awful like have you ever had an indian call yeah and they go hello my name is peter yeah i go yeah my name's tarbosch yeah like you know how ridiculous this sounds like you could have just lied even

easier than that. Like, you didn't have to say Peter. I did a joke about that. It's like, fuck the Hindu. And I have Hindu friends. I love Hindus, but they're filthy cult scammedmy. There you go. Right? I mean, like, dude. Is that the call center or is that their NASA? No, this is their NASA. Did you see it land? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, dude. It's, it looked like a computer. Yeah. It looked like a video game. They're not saying that's video though, right? Truly. See if you could find the one that I did. Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, dude, it's, that's, that's like Nintendo 64. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude, that's, dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Dude That's so Atari graphic. Sega, old school. Yeah, but now, see, to their defense is that that's supposed to be the graphic representation of where they're landing, right? So that's not the actual ship. How much does a GoPro cost? Like, you mean to say they could have all that money, but they said there's no footage. There's very, like, black and white, like, still photo stuff.

It's like, you're full of shit. They don't have a studio big enough to shoot the moon. Okay. That's right. Have you seen Bollywood productions? Imagine if they did have the moon. They'd be just like, we've landed.

We've landed. So you do, I mean, obviously we know we didn't land on the moon. Do you think they believe America landed on the moon? Or they're just like, we'll just believe in it. We'll say we did it as well. We're all in on it. That's a good question, actually. I don't know.

I feel like they can be convinced of anything. I know the Russians don't think we land. They have exhibits explaining how we haven't landed on the moon. I saw him doing that tour of it. It's like, and this is how they fake them out. He's like, oh, very nice. That guy waving a flag. He looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

He does. Like there's a guy back there pulling the thing behind him. That's not real, though. But who acts like that? Do you know anyone that has that demeanor? I think that of all, honestly, like all foreigners, like especially Asians. But they also know that you do not get in that room unless they know. know that you will perpetrate and continue the lie.

You don't get, that's why everyone's like, oh, what, everyone's in on it? You don't need everybody. How many people do you need a room? 40 people?

You don't think they know the 40 scumbags that are just for money, power, and sex will say and do anything? Look, there's Peter. You did that. It's a great job.

Oh, my God. Oh, that mustache is fire, though. He's competing with you, Sam. He's got the Jake the Snake mustache. Yeah, dude. Look at that. Oh, yeah. But it's just like, I mean, when you allow outside criticism to an inside group, they adapt to that.

They adapt to that. And they start to change. They start to wonder. It's like, I actually think that we are now seeing the break away from the masses from the elites and that they're over it. And what you're talking about, about pushing back, if these Democrat socialists actually get to a point where they're getting rid of the police and get rid of the prison system, they have no clue what's coming. Yeah.

Which is death and destruction because the threat of going to jail and their kids being raised without parents is probably the only thing that keeps people from going absolutely bonkers on people. Yeah. It makes sense. Right? And so they're calling for their own annihilation. And it's, I think everybody's, I think we're going to get to the point where the big

city is just some 1984 healthscape where you just put up with it because you want the action of something to do every night. And then the outside is going to be just people live in their lives. Are they still making those those minute cities?

Do you know what I'm talking about? Fifty minutes cities. Is that still a thing? Do you know, in Oakland, you can get a business license for almost anything you want as long as you agree not to put any parking spaces? I didn't hear it. about this.

Yes. No. So you can't own a car. Oh, geez. So even the owner can't have its own parking spots? You've got to walk your ass to your own fucking business? You got to Uber. You got to take a, yeah, and then let's say you get a shitty social credit score and you can't ride an Uber. Now they got you by the balls.

And what they want to do is keep you in a 15-minute city so they can saturate you in propaganda about how scary the outside. So much easier to surveil people. Yeah, when they're right there, you know everybody that's there. So what's interesting, and some people thought it was a siop of how many Europeans were coming here and were blown away by America. But let's just say it's a real thing, right? They must be getting propagandized that we're just a bunch of fucking barbarians. Oh, yeah. And maybe based on our foreign policy, there could be something right to that.

But like, we've been voting in anti-war propaganda. presidents for decades. Guys who told us are going to end the war and they get in, they lie. Yep. So America is anti-war right now. The numbers are huge anti-war. And I think that's a big reason why he can't do anything because it's revelation of the method. They need, you know, it's like lost boys.

You got to invite the vampire in. You can't just come in. So they need our approval to do it. That's what 9-11 was. Hit the buildings. We're traumatized. Go kill them for doing that, even though they had nothing to do with it. so for them to come here and be like this place is fucking amazing is like a sign of like

what they do to us to get us not to travel is just propagandized about how scary the rest of the world is it's crazy i was going through some vhs tapes i don't know if anybody's got a vCR these days but i have i have a whole like set up with DVD old CR tv i was going through some old tapes and we stumbled across 9-11 footage like record that i recorded. Why, you're there? No, like on the news. Oh, okay. I wasn't down there. But I just on the news of like that was old school ripping by the way. Just rip it. Just film it. That's how you ripped it. Yeah. And I'm watching all these old news reports and I know obviously you could see a lot of this stuff on YouTube and all that stuff. But it just was really interesting how it was so

out in the open about everyone hearing explosions. Just like it's like on every clip like the firefighters, all the stuff. Never mentioning Tower. Or no, they do mention Tower 7, I think, in a couple of those things. But it's just really interesting how, like, they can convince so many people that what we watched didn't happen. Hey. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Building 6?

No. Oh, these are my favorite moments ever. No. You've never heard of Building 6? No. Oh, I did this with Tim Dillon. I did this with Greg Carlewood from the Higher Side Chats. Okay, look up Building 6.

So the SIEOP really is building seven Because they want you There's a million cameras on it Suddenly there's cameras on this building And you're watching it go down But they never tell you about building six Go to images here This is building six

Okay go to from the top view Can you go down? Go down, go down Is this one? This is the top view right? Yeah, there we go. So this is building six, right? It was supposed to go down But can you click it? Yeah, yeah

I don't know how big it gets. Okay, go back. Just go back. Man, you're ruining my amazing moment. Go down a little bit, go down a little bit. Okay, yeah, I mean, if you can see it, that's kind of it right there. It's just a piece of shit.

Anyways, so you see it, the walls? Yeah, yeah. So this is building six. It was meant to be taken down, but somebody fucked up, and they hollowed it out. So it went down like six floors deep. what was being held in here.

Indians? This is the one you want. There is. Yeah, make it larger. This is the one you want, yeah. Make it larger. That's the biggest going to get, I think.

Okay. If you right click and go open image a new tab, it'll work. See right there? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Click. Yeah.

Somebody fucked up. In this, in this building was a group called the El Dorado Task Force. Okay? And this task force was a, about 50 different government agencies. had pooled their resources to look for money laundering that was funding terrorism around the world. So the day before 9-11,

we have Rumsfeld come out, $6 trillion is missing, we don't know where it is, and then he says the words, I know what you're saying, why do I want to attack the Pentagon? He says those fucking words, dude. Next day.

That's insane, dude. So people hit the- I never knew this. People, you didn't know, Have you seen the... No, I mean, I didn't know anything about this building. Building... No.

He can't find it, but go home and look at it. Yeah, I will. It's the craziest shit you'll ever see. That's nuts. It was supposed to go down, but they fucked up, and they left all the wall, the rest of the walls up. They're right there. The walls are right there. You can see the little perimeter of the building.

Wow. You can see how old... So the El Dorado Task Force was in there, and they drilled it down. They fucked up. They didn't take it all the way down. That's insane. That's why you know... That's why you knows everything about 9-11.

knows nothing about building sits. Yeah, no, I knew nothing about this. If you, actually, if you just Google WTC6 wall standing, there's a lot of images. Wow. It's crazy to me. See, this reopens the whole rabbit hole for me now. You've reopened the whole thing now for me. I mean, just think of all the conspiracy theories.

I told that to Greg Carlin 10 years ago. I told that to Tim Dillon about eight years ago. You know, and it's like nobody knows about it. Insane. Yeah, dude. I mean. Wow. And then you, now, now it's coming out that people, a woman who just had a baby, walked out of the, um, seven, you got to put six.

You got to put six. Man, I got to get a better Mexican, dude. There we go. Oh, there. You take a look at that. That's it. That's a bigger picture of it. On the right there, too.

You see where the circle is on that thing? Yeah, right there. That's the whole facade there. Nuts. Go down. Go down. The other. one that he was talking about.

Yeah, I mean, they just don't want you seeing this shit. Go back one. Oh, my, no, it's not even letting me. It's your content. Yeah, just go back one. But the whole point is that they don't want you seeing that because that go back again. Yeah, just go that one. Just go that one.

The Facebook one right there. Go up, that one. Click that. There you go. How did a plane hit that? Why can't they do this to the Indian call center? Yeah. Why come that never happens?

But here's the thing. They know where the Indian call centers are. Yeah. Because you've got these guys on YouTube. Destroying them. Destroying them. And it's the greatest things I ever saw. Greatest things ever.

Yeah, dude. So this woman, so the plane hits the Pentagon in the accounting office area of the Pentagon. Okay. She walks out through the, like, the explosion. No shit. She's interviewed. She goes, there's no plane. There's no plane.

Wow. No, I haven't seen that. It was a missile, dude. Insane. They, they, they, they would say, like, both on the World's Trade Center and the Pentagon, those planes can't go that fast, that low. Right. Well, right. Yeah, and what did they release? They showed that, like, still, like, there's no way it could ever get that. That was the first thing. I remember that. Yeah. I remember seeing that live when they released. That was the first sign, at least for me as it was happening.

I'm like, there's just no way. There's no way. That was the very first thing that threw the red flag in my head on 9-11 when that happened. And it's so crazy because I say this all the time. Steve Renazizi is the one who gets shit from the league. And nobody talks about Nick Kroll and his dad and brother and their intelligence agency that didn't go to work that day conveniently. It's crazy to me, dude.

And it just gets back to that. I just think these are apex predators who the laws don't apply to. Well, I had a 9-11 on my car the other day. I was telling you a buddy here about. The pictures? Yeah. Dude, I have a conspiracy with the birds. There's something going on with the birds in Southern California.

I rented a car, right, and we went to a concert, and we get back to the parking lot. And there's a car. There's like white stuff all over the car. It looks like someone poured a whole thing of milk over the car. Oh, my God. And then I look at my car, and that's what we. the whole car from front to back. Have you ever in your life living in California ever seen anything like that?

Holy shit. If you're listening at home, what kind of car is that? It's a rental. It's a Jeep something. It's a Jeep something. It's maroon. And it literally looks... They called in a strike on your car, bro.

I guess so. Dude, we had the drive from the show to the town to get gas. And we drove to the most lit up. street corner with hundreds of people walking in front of the car horrified like boyfriends grabbing their girlfriends like horrified i wish to god i had a dash cam footage of the horrors on people's faces when they saw this i still don't believe that a bird i've surveyed everyone that i know that's lived in californ they've never seen something they must say indian food before that's what i was thinking come on it all ties back to the indians did you return the car like that you at least give it a little wipe down

I left it over and I. We wiped it at the at the Airbnb because I didn't want anyone to see me. No, I wouldn't have left it in there. You could have left your wallet in there. You could have left all your valuables. No way, no crackhead's going to break into the to the Bukaki birds. I almost wish somebody filmed this and it filmed me so I could do a video about it.

I saw some cameras. I'm like, they're going to fucking, it's going to be all over the fucking internet. Oh my. But, yeah, dude, I've never seen it. I really thought I was, like, prank. And by the way, there was no telephone wires above.

Like, there's no built, like, just out in the open. Like, I still don't understand what happened. Like, if there's some kind of virus going on, with the birds, I have no idea. But that has to be, like, a flock of birds just all dumped at one time. I lived in California 10 years. I've never seen even remotely a quarter of that on anyone's car. I've had bird shits on my car where I'm like, did that guy drink Yeager the night before?

It's like just an alcoholic shit. I mean, dude, like some dad bird just dropped the dad shit right on my car. Yeah. And I'm like, but I've never seen that. That is. No. But that's why I wanted to bring it up. I'm surveying everyone in the area to see if there's something.

I mean, when you said that, I'm like, oh, just a couple. I'm like, no. That looks like a paintball gun fight. I know. And it happened to the guy next. So the best thing is that that car has to, had the leave too. So the person that saw mine and then five minutes later saw their car, I mean, mind blown. Mine blown.

I would have been like, what is it? I would not have washed it. I would have brought it back like that. It just kept it the whole time. Just drove up here like that. Yeah, that's true. No one's going to fuck with your car. That's true.

Well, dude, it's been a great episode. I hope everybody enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun. Joey, one more time. Tell them where they could find you. You could go to Joey B-Tunes on YouTube. I'm on Instagram X, JoeyBTunes.com. I got a DVD.

Actually, I got a gift for you, Sam. I love it. Yeah, let me give you this. Gifts. If you come in studio, you better bear gifts. I got your back. So what I've been doing, and earlier we were talking before the show about physical media and how, you know, they're like just like removing people's movies.

and Spotify, your songs are gone and all that stuff. So I would recommend what I did is I put a lot of my YouTube stuff on DVD. And dude, like these things sold out. They're completely sold out. So no one could get them now. But FYI, anyone interested, we're going to be re-releasing it for the holidays. So stay tuned for that. But I basically put a lot of my work that I, my earlier stuff on this DVD so that you can actually own it.

Because you and I know that, like, our stuff's not going to be on YouTube 100 years from now. It's going to be gone. And I just feel like to preserve things, it should be on physical media. And plus, if somebody finds this, you know, in a thousand years, they could see what went wrong in our society. It's kind of like a time capsule. And it's a great place to do Coca-off. Yeah, dude. Like, people hand me.

Like, I don't do Blow anymore. Well, you could definitely use it for that. That's a cool-ass picture, too. Yeah, I drew that. Cool-ass picture, dude. I think magazines are coming back, too. I think magazines. Yeah, I've been working.

We're going to do a zine eventually with the rules of the Ronan. I'm in. Once we get to. I'm in, dude. There's a little love letter in there for you, too, Sam. Oh, snap. Yeah, thanks, man. Perfect, dude.

Playboy can come back and make magazines, and I think they would sell. Honestly, there's a lot of people that would be. They do. They do. It's been taken over by women, apparently. Yeah, I mean. I was talking about actual, like, by men, something that would have. actually, but I think some guys would be like,

people are gooning. I'm guarantee, they pay for only fans. They would want some actual media. Yep. It is kind of crazy, though. Like, I have like a spare room where I kind of just like, it's like a room from the 1990s. Like I got an old TV, Blu-ray, VCR, everything.

And it's, it's kind of crazy because it's like that stuff is so outdated. But when you pop in like an old movie and it works, like it's, you realize that we've been fooled. Like, I mean, streaming's great. and all the stuff to have the instant access, but there's something very cozy about, like those old days of, like, going to blockbuster and putting the DVD in

and the special feature. And also just because things work. Like, the TV turns on right away. You don't have to shut it down. It always works. The DVD always works if you take care of it. I feel like there's so much, like, I don't know what the word is for,

but, like, there's so many, like, haphazard things that happen with the internet. And it's almost like to try to try to, And doesn't it, it kind of makes you a little like your manic or there's, I don't know what the word is for. It's like you can never really settle down because you know there's always some little problem subconsciously. But when you have things that work, it's just relaxing. It's like getting in the car with a CD player. You know that fucking thing's going to play and you're going to listen to that whole album beginning and you're going to zone out.

But how many times you're into the song and the call comes in or the signal drops out? You know, so I want to bring that kind of stuff back. And I would recommend even comics like yourself, put your stand-up sets on DVD. Do them like they use it. People will buy them up, dude. I think I'm going to do, on my next one, I'm going to do a vinyl. Dude. Oh, nice.

People are loving vinyl. I still have monsters of comedy, by the way. That could have been so great in these fucking retouches. Anyways, I want to end on this. Will you look up Madonna butt lasers real quick and see what you think about it? Okay. Have you heard the butt lasers? You haven't heard the butt lasers?

Yeah. Is my girlfriend going to show up on the screen? No. Oh, good. Hope not. There's a hole. You tell me. Oh, look what I found.

There's actually a vice article for it. Butt lasers? Yeah, about Madonna's butt lasers. I was right. It was butt plugs. Thank you. Yeah, it was butt plug. That's how they got it in.

Laser. I don't think anyone fought you on that. Thank you. Hold on you got to find the video, you, retar. I forgot. I just got caught up in this day. That's why I was... I love it there. Did you see that subhead? It said, is this her strangest performance? Well, I mean, like, do you know who won artists of the year at the MTV VMAs? This year? Yeah. No clue. Madonna.

Yeah, exactly. No, see if you can go to videos. Go to videos. You want a whole video on it? Yeah, I want a whole video on it. Okay, okay, okay. We don't need the sound. Dude, her ass looks like Woody from Toy Story. No, go down. I don't think it's this. one. Yeah, I mean, dude, she looks so weird. Go down. There it is. This one? Turn off the, yeah, turn off the sound so we don't get hit. It won't play. Oh, here it is. Let's see if we get butt lasers. Here we go. Look at that. Look at where, look at that. Oh, my goodness. You weren't joking. I mean, it's so dumb. It's all that's left for her to do. It's so forced. It's disgusting. It's just like,

she's just like it's not the night it's not the 80s anymore nobody wanted butt lasers in the 80s either nobody wants butt lasers nobody wants butt lasers did like what are you doing with butt lasers i don't know dude the last time i saw her she had posted a photo of herself with half of her body sticking out of from under her bed just showing her ass she literally looks like woody from toy story dude this like it's scary like what's happening to her it's literally like if you want to make it with madonna you We got to have your ass. Hey, you want to work with Donna? Yeah, sure.

Are you cool with butt lasers? We take your ass in Hollywood. Yeah, you literally got to give up your butt hole for Jews space lasers. Well, you gave me my next video. This will be my next review. Oh, I can't wait, too. And we told you about Building Six. I feel like.

There it is. Look at that, dude. What is that? I mean, like, what are you doing? What are you doing? It's the shape of a shoebox, her ass. Wow. Yeah, that's not a good look.

It's a BBO. Not a good look, dude. Like, nobody likes that. Like, that rectangle box is the perfect shape to cover her ass over there. Like, there just becomes an age whether you're a man or a woman where you're just not supposed to do this shit. Nobody wants to see it. But see, she's so star for attention. She's just doing what nobody would do, but anyone can do.

That's all they have left. That's what, when your value comes from your sexuality, and you have no recourse once you age out of that. But it's also like, and like the things that you're doing edginess on aren't edgy anymore. Like nobody looks at butt lasers going, whoa, edgy. Everyone looks at butt lasers going, dumb. Yeah, I can see that on porn hub right now. Yeah, exactly. It's like the sex thing is done, dude.

Yeah. It's done. All right, man. Great show, Joey. Thanks for coming on. Dude, I love it, man. We'll do it again. Hell yeah.

Enjoy the highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. If you've lived under Iraq, there was this flight from what? I love this story. Oh, I love this story. There was a flight on a 737 max, a Boeing jet. Johnny, did you get my text about this too? Because I'd love you to play it.

There's a text about it. Let me see. Oh, yes. Okay, yeah, I got it here. Sorry, I didn't see that. It's from CNN. There was a flight. Fly Dubai was flying a jet from,

the UAE somewhere to Israel and the co-pilot on the plane attacked the pilot and attempted to commandeer the plane in order to crash the plane. That's according to the official report. And heroic passengers, especially one guy in

particular, somehow even though all the cockpits are supposed to be locked down now, forced his way into the cockpit, fought off this guy, restrained him, and then the severely wound pilot managed to land the plane.

Now Trump has come out and praised the 737 Max, which, you know, there was a lot of bad press about Boeing for a while. So he's using it. He said, congratulations to the in all caps, great Boeing company for producing a plane, the 737 max, that was able to withstand

G forces and strain far beyond what it was designed and expected to do. They're milking this. So here's what you sent me. This is Aaron Burnett. it seems what interviewing the pilots or something is this real no they're interviewing another pilot about it oh i see i see okay because they're in like a cockpit here this might be a simulator let's see

uh here you go the plane is flying normally for two hours right and you know that's a route i think there's at least 10 of these flights a day right back and forth and back and forth and most people on that plane have probably been on that route many times and you look down and it's desert pretty much the whole way so you're just kind of lulled there staring into space and then It drops more than 20,000 feet in 35 seconds, finally topping out at a speed we understand of 700 miles an hour plus. So can you just show us what that looks like? We certainly can. Oh, they're in sound.

Hello, thanks for inviting us on the show tonight and all your viewers, of course. Angelo is going to take us through exactly that procedure that happens to be by flying. Angelo, our expert in crashing planes is going to show us. Not good for black pilot brands right now. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about the volume, guys. Sorry about the volume, guys.

This is quiet. Which is the image you're seeing in the lower left order. Angelo, when you're ready, if you'd like to take this through a really nasty content in the max 8 in the 37. And it's a max 8. It's not the same flight. Pilot disconnect. And down we go. What is the point of this?

The external view of the aircraft when you're ready, Angela. Thank you. There we are with the flight of by. That's the 800 model right there. And right there is the over speed warning. And I'm going to just get my hand in here if I can and start pointing a little bit on the screen. If you can see my hand on the left side of that screen right there, there's the barber pole. Anything in the overspeed, we're looking at nothing but ground on the primary plate display on the additive care.

and they jet if you can take a look in the center of your screen that is approximately what we would have seen we are now recovering at about 18, 17, 16,000 people have a little more of a dive than the aircraft in today i mean they're back to you yes just to even imagine what that's like i know there were some people they said they were sort of standing by the bathroom right they would have fallen immediately i mean frankly it's miraculous was something like that that people people didn't get more injured or die. That's correct. I'm answering a stick shaker.

It's the overspeed warning that's clicking away in the background, not the stick shaker. Stick shakers at the other end of the spectrum where you're stalling the aircraft. That is still going. We are just coming into 500 knots. So some of the numbers that we're seeing

from the repair initially are they don't make sense to me. Here. It's getting that rapidly, the aircraft would have disintegrated completely. So the numbers will change and we get the preliminary report. Oh, that's interesting. Because that those, I mean,

Do you hear what he said? Absolutely. Yeah. He's saying this is impossible, but he said the numbers are giving us. Of course. Yeah. What,

so, and the other incredibly suspicious thing is that immediately, like the guy is still stained in blood. He's doing a press-off with Netanyahu, this guy. He's still got, he's like,

he's like Jackie O, dude. He's still, got the bloody shirt on. Look at this. He's showing his socks soaked in blood. This is one of the guys that, you know, attacked the, would be, not even really a hijacker, are you, if you're a co-pilot, but the manic co-pilot. He's showing, and then, I mean, how does that happen? This is, now, this is Netanyahu's statement. I didn't know it's in Hebrew. He says, our heroic pilots are our outstanding, outstanding, ground crews.

One more thing. We have indications that ahead of the elections, our enemies will try to attack us. So from here, what's he? Oh my God. So you know what's going on, right, Johnny? I have a message for them.

Don't mess with us, he said. Yeah. So the rumor is, the rumor is he's losing and losing badly. And the reason that he's freaking out because if he's no longer prime prime minister or whatever they call him over there, he's going to be put on trial for corruption.

There's so many charges awaiting this guy when he's out of office, yeah. And he's literally even allegedly, let's just say allegedly, off judges who are presiding on his case. Don't doubt that at all. I mean, look at that mug, dude. Look at that face. I mean, imagine being in the room with this guy. Don't want to.

Would it be crazy? Like, it's got to be like being in the room with like, Like, Ted Bundy. Yeah. Right. Like being in the room with Ted Bundy, so when you know has no problem with killing people.