Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #114: Cryptids With The Boogie Monster's Kyle Kinane and David Stone

Episode Date: August 9, 2018

Thank you for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we discuss the wonderful world of Cryptids with the guys from The Boogie Monster podcast, Kyle Kinane and David Stone! Thanks for tuning in. We appreciate your support!

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Goblin time. Goblin time is when Ryan doesn't eat. And then the bad boy, the bad man comes out. Look at it. Does he look like William Defoe from fucking Batman right now? There's few people in Hollywood that scare Sam Tripoli. And apparently the goblin's one. The goblins won.

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podcast, The Boogie Monster. Kyle Canain and Dave Stone everybody. How are you? What are the tube? Stone, how are you guys? I'm super happy we finally can make this happen. We've been trying a lot of fist pumping here, huh? What are we at a Toby Keith concert? I was totally beat bros. Yeah, dude. Are you guys a conspiracy? to. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the. the the th. th. I was totally beat his pros. Yeah, dude. Are you guys a conspiracy podcast? You guys just talk about weird animals? Barely a podcast. What are we? You guys look like the visual representation of Portland. Yeah. We wind up talking about howling raised fried chicken more often than we get to a more of a spirit chicken podcast than anything. Yeah, occasionally a UFO lends in the middle of it. Do I hear buzzing? Do you hear buzzing? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah........... Yeah..... It. It. It.. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Occasionally a UFO lands in the middle of it. Do I hear buzzing? Do you hear buzzing?

It's kind of, yeah, it's this wire, dude. So is it gonna be going the whole time? I could try, well, let's try this. Nope, let's see. That's a different buzz now? Still buzzing. Still buzzing. Yeah, we're buzzing. Well, if you hear buzzing, just know we try. We try. We try. We're try. We try. I don't hear anybody buzzing. They're not listening to my thoughts. They're. He's not cracking the code on cue right now. I love it. that's. the last episode. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. I love look at this angle I didn't know it's gonna be on camera. Yeah look at this dump with my so interest I remember a long time ago I did fit I was doing the naughty show and we had a Whitney on and she showed up and she thought I was doing in my garage so she just showed up and it was in a giant

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It's a dance goblin. I got belts made. I got nice belts made for us and say, boogie monster in the back of them. But I realize like if I wear it and somebody sees it, they just expect a lot different things from me. Yeah, if they donittiest guy at a roller rink. Somebody's like, where are the children, hold them? The boogie monsters here? Except it's like a fun belt, so it looks like I'm ready to park.

So you guys got any dates you want to push real quick? I got a couple dates? We're already at the today. Yeah, man, thanks. We're already close to be at the Kola City Comedy Con in Columbia, South Carolina. I'll be headlining Saturday, September 22nd. He'll be there Sunday the 23rd. Well, that's why I always got to ask when these come out, because I always have a...

They come, this will come out Thursday. All right, because I'll be like, next week I'll be here. Cool, this actually comes out out out out out out out out out out out out out in a month. This will come out Thursday. Yeah, now we turn and burn. I got I got stuff. I'm be like Pittsburgh and D.C. or something at the end of the month. I like it. I like it.

I can look it up. Hey, my name will show up on. You put ticker. Yeah, the ticker. Yeah, I've got a road dog in the, what, you said you've been home, what, two weekends or a weekend a month for this past year? You've been non-cert? The first part of the year I've been going pretty crazy. So how many x-rays are you PSA pre-check?

Are you still going to the exchec? I'm pre-check, man. No, so when was last to fight. When you do pre-check, you don't have to go through the fucking radiation machine? Oh, they just been sending you through all the time, huh? A while. You go through the metal detector. But you don't go through the fucking, the Z-ZZU, ZU, the Rocka. They love, no, hands here. They love making you do the sign. as low as possible. I'm just like, and they're like more. Yeah, you're wasting my time, I'll waste your time.

Yeah, it's weird. I do like opting out for the pat down though. I would always do that. When I, when I didn't have pre-check, I was like, no, you're touching it. Yeah, you're gonna tough. 10 hours early so it hits hard. Right when I go in, I know you got any weapons, I got one. You really got no other need for those boner pills? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody else in your life would appreciate you. I just fly rock hard. Have you heard about the new chewable ones? Blue chew? Blue chew? Soon to be hopefully a sponsor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're chewable. Yeah. They're chubel. They're chuble. They're chuble. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. They're chu. I the the their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I' th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Nobody. Nobody. I th. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th. Nobody th. th. th. tho the the the thooe thoe thoe thoe thoe thoe thoe thoe thoe thoe thoe tho on them and then... Because that's what the world needs, more chewable, boner pills.

So, fuck, I'm tired of taking this with liquid. My problem is I can't swallow. I have a hard time swallowing. But she doesn't, as long as I can get the pill in there. Come on, guys, we do comedy, dates, dates, da-da' magical, da just gotta do these real quick. August 15th, I am at the Comedy Palace in San Diego with Jim Florentine Comedy Rampage. Those tickets are available on ComedyPalest.com. The following night I'm at the Dojo, in Hollywood at the Sycamore Tavern. That's another one. Those tickets areickets are available on event right just putting comedy rampage

September 5th the belly room it's a Timfall Hat live comedy and a podcast that will be live in the belly room grab those tickets they will sell out just added we believe hopefully September 14th and 15th Niagara Falls Canada tip. Oh the nice side. Yeah, the nice side, right? It's like third world nice area. It really is. It's like what we are the Mexico, Canada is to us. Yeah, it's just so weird, right? It's so weird. That's right. September 14th and 15th, we'll be at the Niagara Falls of the new comedy clubs open, details will be out. And then September 12th, excuse me, October 12th,

the Philadelphia punchline for, I know that's weighs out, but I just want to get the ball rolling on that for Timfoil Hat, it's a 10 o'clock show. All that information will be available at my website, Sam Triplique. thii. Enough of the business! Enough of this. Let's get into this. I I I I. What is the Boogie Man podcast about? It's a boogie monster. Boogie monster? What's that about? What's that about? It's just two idiots

burping into a microphone. Perfect. Yeah, it was Kyle's idea. It's what we talk about after a show drunk at the bar anyway. Yeah. And we were the last two comedians on earth who didn't have a podcast. Yeah. Now now the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. B. tho. B. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. B. th. th. th. B. B. th. B. th. B. B. th. th. B. th. th. It's. It's. It's. B. It's to. B. B. It's. B. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. that. that. that market. Now that it is drippingly saturated, do you enjoy podcasting? Do we enjoy podcasting? You know, what do I care? It's fun? You know, just run my mouth for an hour? Yeah, we don't have the setup. We just, I just, we have some, a friend from me and paranormal, you, Ryan Singer, gave us microphones. I bought a zoom recorder and when my girlfriend's not home we just sit across from a table and look at each other. Why when she's not home? Is it like... She doesn't need to hear any of those? I got a lovely lady who likes being with me? Why would I want to compromise that? I respect that, you know, sitting there yelling the bug- Chupacabras? I love I th I th I th I th I that I th I that I that I that I th I th I that th I th I th I th I th I that th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu- I that thu- I th thoom thoom thoom thoom thoom thoom th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu th I love touper but yeah that's how it started like we've been pals for what

about 10 years and most before the podcast most of our interaction was just hanging out at bars like what if aliens are already here yeah yeah and then one day cuz like this should be a podcast yeah that's perfect dude and what is another way to get dates out in the world what when you're like what dates are you're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I I I th. th. I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. what is that the... And I just use it another way to get dates out in the world. And then when you're like, what dates are you playing? I'm shy. I'm like, I don't know, look my website. Tell me about the boogie monsters like fan base when they show up. O'Ur's the tie. O'Connell thae, they audience is Morrissey in Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, basically, dude We can't play in the same city that Morrissey plays because no one's the audience. Yeah

Our fan base is they're starting to show up. I'm seeing them it shows, you know I don't I don't tour as much as Kyle but I'm out there as much as I can and they they cook a lot. They they cook a lot. They bring us brown. they the brown brown brown brown the the the the their their their their they they they they they their they they they they they their they their their they their they they their they their they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their their their their. They their. They their. They their. They their. They their. They their. They their. They their. They their. They their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their the Yeah, Dave almost gotten a fight but he was holding a pie. Yeah, and then the guy like I love to tell us story Because like you know like the moment of a fight where it's like oh, it's the pageantry of words Where no they're not they're just saying the fight words. Yeah, but then, yeah, he just he made sure it fall and I'm not tough. I want to preserve it. Yeah, I'm not tough. My whole thing I was like, oh no the crust I was like, oh no, no the crust. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, okay, the crust. I was like, now that that the day I'm like, that's like, no. I'm like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's like that's like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, that, I was Yeah, I'm willing to sacrifice this pie to kick your ass. I'm serious. It wants a fight over.

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They're wearing like bell bottoms, some weird like rule. Yeah, well that was another part of the fight. Like Dave's move was to drop the pie, and this guy's move was to kick off his flip-flops. Yeah. That was like, oh, the flip-flops got caught so his foot was just kind of like, like a cat with tape on its paw. I'm like, ah, this fight.

What was it? What just caused this? Why is the big man fighting a hippie? It's a long story. First of all, before the security staff that somebody tried to get him without paying and he was Yeah, I work for the local paper. I shouldn't have to pay I hadn't paid for a show in this town in 15 years I hate those so we heard that story and we're like whoever that guy is fuck that by the way That's how I feel about the clippers. I went there for free why I am paying for tickets now that's why I don't go I don't go to go to go to go to go to go to go I don't go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go I don't go I don't go I don't go I don't go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to live to to live. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to. the to. the the the the the the the the the. And then we both, I went up first, he closed, during both our sets, this dude heckles us, just yelling all cuts. So the person getting free tickets is heckling

the show. We didn't know it at the time though. That it was the same guy. It was also like not one of those heckles with the guys like, we're all just hanging out right. I talked to you. Not like I'm trying to interrupt to interrupt, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to interrupt, I'm to interrupt, I'm to interrupt, I'm to interrupt, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt to interrupt, not like, not like, not like, I, like, like, like, I'm trying to interrupt, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to interrupt. I'm to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the trying, like, a guy that doesn't know how to be at the show and his friends were at the table next to him got up to smoke and left their phone on the table which went off in the middle of the show with the ringer on that nobody was around to turn off right and that was his pals he's like I'm ordain I'm like I'm ordained I'm gonna' to the same guys. Yeah, so so so so so so he's to get. So he's the the to get to get. Yeah, I's thauauauauauau. Yeah, I's thau thau th. Yeah, I's thrained thranged thranged thi's thi's thr-I's the the thr-I's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. He's thiiia' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thrownee is theeeeeeean thean thean to toean. thean thean thean thean thean thean theee the security guys like that's the dude who didn't want to pay him like oh shit the guy who didn't want to pay is the same guy who heckled I wish I had known that when I was on stage yeah that happened so he goes out to cause in a scene and I kind of just follow behind just to kind of see what's up and he's out the fucking mouth and he's the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. I. I. I. I. I. I's out. I's out. I's out. I's out. I's out. I's out. He's out. He's. He's. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's just chimed up, I go, I know what the fuck you did wrong, and then we had a little exchange and he wanted to go then, and I said,

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I mean like and there was a couple people in the middle and they I could just tell that they were just these beta cucks that any fucking like anything with any teeth in it they're gonna Yeah, yeah, but holes were gonna clinch up and women were gonna start crying but there was this this black couple that just had gotten in, right? This black couple just got in and she she just I go, you ain't funny, you ain't funny. And then I go, you don't matter. And then it just, then it's like at this point, I'm really just here. What time in night is this? It's probably around midnight. At this point I'm just here the hurt feelings like there's nothing going on here I'm not going to do any of my good material to this dead fuck crowd I'm not gonna because you start doing your good shit and they don't laugh you start questioning whether it's good and then you start like tinkering with the good shit and then you start like to tink the the the t the t the t the t th. th. th. think. think. think. the think. think. the think. thin. thin' thin' the the thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' their thin' thin' thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm their their their their their their their their their there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's th. their th. I I th. I's thi. I's thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the. the. the. the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the there's there's instead of just, sometimes you just want to watch the world burn. Sometimes you just want to watch it burn, dude. So this chick is just, and they think there's rules to this shit. Like when I get heckled, it's just light people up. I mean, let's just light somebody up.

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There's no class. Yeah, where's the cooth? Where's the cooth? No, fuck it. Yeah. People at midnight with free tickets to a comedy show. It's not like they tickets to a comedy show. It's not like they turned down grand plans. No, I'm with you, dude. Like, oh, I'm just saying. The opera's let out. Oh, you know, we got these comp tickets from the car wash to go to the comedy store, midnight only. So ridiculous.

So, we were thinking about what we wanted to do a show on it. I love the idea We've never done anything on cryptids never talked about it man. We're more into We've done everything did we like to talk about kitty dittling on the show. That's really our Like as a conspiracy or as a hobby. What are some of your favorite conspiracies as someone who focuses just on that? We're very much in the pedoogate, 9-11, all the geo, all the geopolitical shit. Franklin, the Franklin conspiracy. Oh, for sure. I mean like... I mean like... I mean like to the political side of things.

I'm more towards like the ancient spiritual or paranormal. But I'm getting into that more and more like that more and more like I'm the paranormal, I love is this assimilation, the you know, the book of the Tibetan Book of the Dead. I like it all. Like I'm expanding, like if you just sit on geopolitics all the time, you're going to fucking deep throat a shotgun. So you got to stick and move to different stuff, and that's why I'm really excited. More than the less I believe in stuff. Really? I'm like, I look at it, I'm like, no, not this. No, not this.

Like, I want to believe it, or do you don't want to believe it? I want to believe in all of it. Okay. But then the proof that comes forward, I'm like, no way. That's a whole different episode and they're going to pound on us if we don't get to to to to to to to to to to to the to, but at the end of every episode, it's like, yeah, but then you get the disinformation like, yeah, we want you to believe in it, because you're the kind of nut that's going to distract from act, what's actually going on, it's like, well, I want to be the guy that knows what's actually going on, what's actually going on, and that, theymea's tho, their their their that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tha, the tha, the kind tha, the kind tha, the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, What do you think is actually going on that they're trying to hide from? Well, that nobody knows. It's just stuff that I want to know about that they're not going to tell me.

How far down the rabbit hole have you gone? Yeah, like how deep do you go? When do you close the laptop? Dude, I don't. to a lot of the stuff. I want to believe in all of it. I want to live in a world where all this crazy shit happens. I think that people when they research, they really research to find ways not to believe in them. Say I'm the opposite. Yeah. I'm just trying to, uh-huh. That makes sense. I believe it. I mean like, I don't believe it all. Okay, what do you think? Well, I'm just fascinated by the concept, whether it be cryptids, whether it be conspiracies, just, what don't we really know? Yeah.

What are they keeping from us? That was the beginning of our podcast, too, is like, you know, you can have your beliefs about ghosts, but we don't know all the science. We know all the science we know past that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the the the the the the the thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really thi, thi, thro throooo throo throoo thi throooooooo thi thi thi thi thi thi that, well, this is the smartest wherever going to be. Because that's what people thought 100 years ago, and we just invented airplanes. And within 50 years of that, we put somebody on the moon. So look at how much progress can happen. And I'm guilty myself of getting more scared instead of optimistic, thinking that AI and all the stuff is going to implode, and the human race will be erased from the face of the earth. I don't want to believe that, but the more I read about stuff, the more pessimistic I get, and I don't like being that way.

So I'm going, I find myself choosing to be ignorant just in order to wake up. I'm going to be like, I'm going to have a fun day to and not givethey don't want to know because one they don't want to believe they can't come to grips that they got lied to got lied to and then fell for it and then it's usually involves people with children who like oh I brought kids into this oh yeah fucking yeah dumpster fire of a world yeah and you know that keeps me away from doing having kids I like I'm like is it gonna get I mean like here's a thi the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm they're they're they're thi. I'm they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm they're. I'm they're. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they they they to get. I'm to get. I'm to get. I'm to get. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. I'm. they're. I'm. I like, I'm like, is it going to get, I mean like, here's a thing. We are, we're setting this bubble. That's the reason you're not having kids. Not the desire to go to the airport with hard-ons all the time.

I know, I'm like, no, it's still an option. I'm not having kids. I'm not having kids. thes possible. But my point is I choose not to. Yeah, I'm like, no, it's all done anyway. Whatever, I'm gonna have fun. Because, I mean, we're just looking at just, I mean, like, we live in a bubble where everything seems stable, but there are parts of this world where it is just chaos. Oh, of course. Is today the day I die? I mean, they wait, you know, Yemen is just like... Listing Middle Eastern countries. I'm just yelling out.

That could be anything at any time. Yeah, it's a great point though. I was thinking about that the other day. Like, ever since Trump got elected, I've been very interested in just, like, this dystopian, when's it all going to be? When's it going to be martial law? I've been obsessed with tha tha the other day it just hit me is like, oh that shit's already happening in other parts of the world.

Right, right. Like you think what I fear is already existing? Yeah. You think Yemen's like, oh man, whatterminators are here. Yeah. We're like, oh man, in about 50 years it's going to be tour. Yemen's like, they're here. Yeah. You know, I mean, like, I don't even know if that Venezuela thing was a false flag. We kind of talked on Patreon.

The assassination temp. Either he tried to do it himself, but they sent somebody sent flying robots to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that fucking dude. Yeah. Here's my test though if you truly believe it's all over and I this is a joke I've done but I'm not trying to do the bid on you but like it's a test like about how you truly feel about the world. Yeah like do you still recycle? Yeah. Yeah. Well, Doug Sandel had a joke about like if you really believe in heaven, why do you wear a fucking seatbelt? Okay. You know?

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They will go through your shit. They use entrapment all the time. They'll set up fake profiles. It's try to get you to fucking believe some hot chicks hitting on you. They're fucking scandalous. Maybe it's with the wrong woman. Yeah. Or maybe you guys don't realize what your ladies are doing to you. They're setting you up.

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So you can like smell it like rotten eggs. So it's like everybody who works at the 7-Eleven? Is that what basically it is? Nobody ever showers at that fucking place. Mm-hmm. And it's been seen since the 1970s all the way up until recently. And now there's no more skunk monkeys? They probably mean by all the pythons that pyphphphphys pyphys pyth pyth pyth pythians pythians pythians pythians pythians pythians pythians pythians pythians, the pythians, the pythians, the pythons that people just released into the fucking wild because they didn't want to raise their plightons. Yeah, that's when the hurricane came through they said all these new species of animals got

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Like, oh yeah, no, there's wilderness. Totally. Forget that. winning a war with Russia and I'm never going to Jersey during snowtime. This guy's an interior decorator. Well, by the way, so he hits him with a head shot and the guy goes in the forest. Is that story ever revisited? No, that's how I love and he's barefoot and everything too, you know? Like, he doesn't even come back to, is that the guy who shoots him in the end of the show like why is that what happens that guy you give him a kill shot and we don't find out maybe once in a while those stories just drop they're like let's just pretend like it didn't happen we can't

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How do you hug a thing with bat wings? That's its lament. It says the origins most commonly accepted is in 1735. There was a woman called Mother Leads, had 12 children. She stated that if she gave birth to another child, it would be the devil. And her 13 child was born. And who's the guy who hits it knowing this chick's just putting out kids? I don't know, but I knew this really,

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Nice, dude. You should get one, Sam. It's awesome. It's the most efficient way. To shit? Yeah. Is this how you got in shape? Well, I love it.

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By the way, the police are totally in, ink, you know, just stupid and don't know what they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're doing or shooting the wrong people, but also if they see a ghost, it means the ghost is real. That's my internal monologue. Which side, yeah, which side do you want to adhere to? Weeks later, a farmer reported seeing the creature riding the bicycle this time. That's from the book. That's Mr. Toad's wild ride. That's literally a fucking porch decoration you could buy at Menards. That's so funny, dude. So if we got any listeners in Loveland,

holler at us, man. Take a picture. That is so funny. Then I saw it on a bike. Next thing was skateboarding. This thing's just going X-Gaim's on everybody. You ain't gonna believe this. Frogman's going fucking X game on everybody.

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We take everybody. Why? Let me tell you, well, let's go back to NASA. NASA. Who wins? NASA 50 mil a day for how many years? We ain't seen one alien, we should be able to have our own personal jet packs going to Earth's flat? Come on, jump and shoot up, go look and there dude. I mean like the shit that we should have by now for 50 mil a day. Where's the flying force? How much do we spend on defense but

we still don't feel safe? Well that's that's so we spend more defense. Yeah, you know and we still got two guys to buy United tickets and fly into air buildings. Well that's so that's a whole dude that didn't work either. We'll get into the whole thing. Because how much they spent it didn't work. 50 mil a day where it you know it's like what is that money being spent and who knows? So that's my that's that's that's that's that's that that's that that that that's that's that that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. that's. that's. I. that's. that's. I. that's. that's. I. I. to. th. the. th is that money being spent? Who knows? So that's my whole thing. It's like, science is, we hold science to this fucking standard that in no way does history prove it to be real. This golden standard where you don't want to question anybody. We question conspiracy theorists left and right, but scientists, because they have a PhD by their name,

and th like, and then how many times are they wrong and we're like, oh, well, science just learned from itself. Yeah. I mean, like, hey, dude, three out four scientists say smoking is great for you. I mean, there was a time they were telling us that doctors. I don't think those are cigauars. Those are doctors. Those are doctors. this stuff is? How many times do you actually look into what the study is and who is found? You don't, you just take these work... Who benefits if the earth is flat? There's this whole theory

that we just got into it and this is a cryptic, but it's the whole theory is that it's a disprove that there's a god and that it's the whole thing is to follow these fucking leaders and not be into this whole thing. I'm telling you it's not my thing, but I'm telling you what they believe and you'd have to have a discussion with them. There's a whole belief into like NASA and the money grab of NASA, just all this crazy thing, not to believe in God, not to believe in all this shit. That's the whole discussion because it's not my fight. I'm not, that's not my guy. I defend people's right to believe in what the fuck they want. I know I agree with that on the list of like problems like- I also defend my right to be like hold on

and you sound like- No for sure. And I would love to be wrong. I've been wanting to do shows where like you put a conspiracy theorist with someone who doesn't th. I th. I research and we have a discussion live on stage. I think people would love to do that. I agree like accepting something just because you've been told that your whole life. That's the wrong way to go about thing. And if I Neil DeGrossy Tyson sitting here telling you that the earth is round and he would yell these stats to you, you would believe him because, you, you, you. But in no way would you ever go and actually do any of the research to test if that's a real thing or not. Yeah. That's my opinion. I want to stay on cryptids. Okay. I want to stay on cryptids. Because I love this topic. I don't want to talk flat earth one time. Go into the, oh what's some more? All right. Have you guys ever heard of the flat the flat th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. that, tho tho tho th. that, thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. We would the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the... what's some more? All right, have you guys ever heard of the Flatwoods Monster? Oh yeah we talked about Flatwoods. We talked about

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And that's 52. Yeah, 1952. We're not talking to 1700s with that one. At that point in time when stuff like seven foot tallall creature tall creature tall creature tall creature tall creature tall creature tall creature tall creature tall creature tall. At that point in time when stuff like seven foot tall creature comes out of this craft Bright red eyes got like spindly long like psyched like like snake spider arms got a weird Shaped head something that hasn't been described in other cryptids before. That's what popped up in my mind where I'm like? Okay. What was that? Because it came from out out of our planet? So chances are it could be actually? I mean, we touched on a little bit. Do you guys think life? li. li. li. li. li. li. li. li. li. th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. they? they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. t. tod. today. try. today. try. I. today. I. try. today. they. I. I. Iou tou tou tou tou tou toul. Do you guys think life is outside of our planet? Oh absolutely. Yeah that's the... Absolutely. I feel like that's the most

I think people, just John Q. Citizen who don't give a shit about any of this stuff that we're talking about, I feel like that's the most believable. Like really you don't believe that there's life outside of Earth? I believe it all, dude. I get, okay, you don't believe in Bigfoot, you don't believe in the ghost, but like, Jesus, just look up in the fucking stars and you're like, no, we're the only ones. Someone said that Jesus was an alien. But I mean, that's probably one of the more believable approaches of the more believable approaches of the Bible. That Jesus was an alien? Yeah. Well, there's whole theory that angels were aliens.

They were just trying to explain what these things were. And that there's actual books that weren't put out. Who helped build the pyramids, all that stuff? Well, I think like, well, that's Everything that people see still bears some resemblance to us. It's a head with eyes in it, two arms, two legs. Why is that not, given, given the possibility that there's a planet that's like Earth with the same makeup, you know, oxygen, water, land, like the temperature-wise, that can sustain life anywhere else in the galaxy, but just sustains life, it's just a slightly different than that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thenance then thuiiiaa? thuia, thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiole is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the their, their, the their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiolioliioliiolioli, thi, is thi, thi, that can sustain life anywhere else in the galaxy, but just sustains life it's just a slightly different tweak than ours.

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that evolved in that planet's circumstance. But you're talking about inter-dimensional travel is a whole other idea, but that a Bigfoot is still something of a human-like creature. These cryptids are all still things that are like, they might have wings, or they've got a dog head or something, but it's, with the exception of Chupacabra, which is the dog, goat, vampire, which is probably a mangy wolf, These things still all resemble something human like. You think about they're so different because it's got bad wings, it's two arms, two legs, a head with eyes in it. It's still all in more or less a

human form. Why aren't we looking at cryptids that are microscopic? Why isn't we discover a new species of insect every day and we're not freaked out about it? But the fact that a new, like a bigfoot could exist, we're not sure people are like, bullshit. But nobody knows what's at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, we're talking about that. What you say? You could take Mount Everest and put it inside. Yeah, it would the Mariana trench.

It would fit inside. fit the descriptions of what we're talking about that would be mind-blowing for the human mind to just try and comprehend. So that's what I tell myself when I want to believe in this stuff. And then the other times, I'm like, well yeah, the 50s, when everybody thought everything was aliens because the government was doing all this testing with the new space program and defense and they just told everybody, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, told told, told told, told, told, told, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the an thean, thean, thean, that, that, that, that, thi,told everybody, yeah, it's UFOs. Leave us alone. We're doing some real creepy shit right now. We're busy dosing our old soldiers with acid. I don't think they said it was UFOs. Or did they put out misinformation? Is that what you're saying? Oh, yeah.

Because they denied the UFOs. Yeah, I think they let people believe their own homes. Yeah, well I mean that's a whole thing with the whole disclosure thing about what's his face from Blink-192 going on. Um, yeah. Going on Joe Rogin, it's like conveniently they, they put out this, this information that, oh, we've actually had, we actually have a UFO program and then conveniently a couple months later Trump you know does Star Force which is a hundred eighty billion dollars and that is how they operate man they they put little breadcrumbs here and he put Trump in it

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everything. And then conveniently, whether you believe Trump has any say or they's a puppet, whatever it is, space forces come down and that's a hundred and eighty billion dollars on top of what we're already paying. The filing cabinet with the wall and all his other big places. Yeah, well you know, it's just like those things happen, dude if there's one thing that definitely happens is military spending, it happens. Yeah, so you know we believe things we're opento it, but we got a guy in the studio that...

Aaron, Aaron. Don't be an idiot. A-A-Ron. Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, A-A-Ron. You're done messed up, A-A-Ron! You're guilty animal. Aaron, do you believe in crypto? I want to be a, I want to, I want to be a bigfoot so bad it hurts.

I really do. Like hurts in your soul? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your heart or your stomach? All of the above. I want to eat one, sure. You want to eat a big foot? That's the problem.

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You said it was so low. $50 million a day. That is 18.4 million. He had that stat correct. I'm just saying it's 0.5 percent of our national budget per year. So... We're spent, a lot of other stuff. Right.

But that's still a huge fucking number. Yeah. And Space Force would be 10 times that. I mean, that's insane. So how much will it be a day? 500 million a day? Yeah. Yeah.

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It's like double dog daring me right? I'm not allowed to drink on live shows anymore though. Why? I get too drunk and I fall asleep. Hold on, okay, I love it, could you. I just start fighting people. No, I just sleep. We're drinking heroin? Yeah, I just, uh, woo, some guy brought us a bottle of scotch.

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me my girlfriend Dana fucking driver I love her the death driving me fucking not I want to know who Sam says never shuts up up guys guys guys this has been a good time man I would love to talk cryptids more, man. Yeah, man, thanks for having us. Anytime, let's do some live stuff, let's do some more stuff, where they can find your podcast everywhere? Yeah, pretty much everywhere. Do you do it weekly or is it whenever you guys want?

Weekly, yeah, we just went over to, sorry, competitors. Mother fuckers. Yeah, burn this episode. I'm, it was a pleasure to meet you. Right on. I'm glad you're kicking a lot of ass, dude. I have been a while. I think the world of you. Hey, what about? Boom.

Guys, it's been a great podcast. Aaron, it's finally waking up. Starting to get this shit. Don't take no shit. We'll see you guys next week. This is a great episode. Yeah, that was great, man.