Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #117: First Time with Ralph Sutton.

Episode Date: August 21, 2018

Welcome to another fun episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This is a different kind of episode where we welcome our good friend from the SDR Show, Ralph Sutton. We talk about growing up, our first times and never fear... we do get to conspiracies later on in the show. This is just a real fun conservation! We hope you enjoy the show because we had a great time recording it. Thank you so much for all of your support.

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Allegedly she comes on, drop some hammer. and it's an amazing episode, and I rock as an interviewer. All right. Very excited to have our guest in the show. You didn't start the show, you didn't hit the big thing. Very excited to have our guest on the show. He did my old, naughty show very, back the day. And then I think you came came the tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the thr. the the the. the the the the. the the. the thoooooooooooooooooo. too. And, and I the day and then I think you came on punch drunk before but he's done my shows before and I'm super happy to have them on he is the guy who started Gas Digital with Lewis Gomez he's got a great podcast called SDR please welcome Ralph Sunton everybody.

Oh thank you so much for having me gentlemen you are a wonderful person you are a giant gentle giant I am a very very large man six are. I'm a very, very large man. Six. And but I, based on just your energy, you seem to be like in a good place maybe? Yeah, I think it's weird because I work with all these comedians who are definitely not in good places. Right. Yes. And I think I try to provide the gentle energy to keep them focused. You're basically the common storm. You're a lighthouse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. tt. the. t. t.house in the chaos. That's what I am and it makes me very happy and also makes me happy that Ryan's sport in the SDR colors. Big time. Ryan's a big fan.

We were able to get, it was nice enough that the people at Skank Fest were nice enough not only to ask us to do Tim Ryan like I guess they didn't know I had a co-host but we got you out there and then they were nice enough afterwards because the festival is such a giant success that they pay for your flight and everything which was very cool. I love SkankFest man I want to move to Brooklyn. It is and it just gets bigger every time you go there and you're basically podcasting studios just growing. Yeah, we just opened our studios in New York two months ago. And now we're opening a location out here. That's where I'm here for this week.

We're opening a location out here. Now, where's the location going to be? You know what to be? In the interest of full disclosure, the one in New York is our studio. We built it from scratch. We literally had a white box space space spacethey call it and no walls, no nothing, we made it our own out here because we just signed Andrew Dice Clay to the network. D. Snyder from Twisted Sister's network. And then already Michael Bisbing's out here and

Lisa Ann is out here so we decided it would make sense to have a studio here. So we're literally just leasing a space and slapping up some guest digital logos because it's not a full-time hour space. Right, and it will grow and it will grow. I couldn't even tell you where it is right now to be honest. That's great. I don't know why I think Korea town. I'm just throwing it out.

I could be completely wrong. It's out through the guest, digital people. Does anyone have a studio space? And we found someone that was it was convenient for Dice and that made sense. We'll go there. What's Dice's podcast called? I named it Richard, I'm very happy about. And I also named Dice, I said, look, he was a today. Dice, I said, look, you've done all these different things, and now you're podcasting, let's call it, I'm over here now. And that's what we're calling it.

That's great. And who is on it? It's just him right? Just him. It hasn't started yet. We're literally the first episode is Wednesday. I wonder if he's going tothough called Dice as a friend. That wasn't the case early on.

We bumped a lot of heads, but one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life, and this was probably about three years into getting picked up at the comedy store, so this is probably about 2003. It was New Year's Eve, I got to see Dice do the nursery rhymes. And I've always said this about Dice. Dice is a crusher. We always have discussions on this because there will always be a top 100 comics and for some reason Dice always ends up in the 90s or the 80s and then you see they put over them.

And you're like, this is such a crock of bullshit. Like Dice is a destroyer. Now, I'm gonna be honest, I like when Dice does less sexual shit. Not that he shouldn't. It just, we all know at a certain age you're not fucking that much. Like, you know? You know, I mean, that's true. It depends. It depends.

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I didn't have the top. So that was the first album I ever bought was basically an appetite for destruction. Me, Inglewood Form, wild mood swings tour, the Cure in 1996. That's also a really cool one. Those are both cool ones. Are you a cure guy? I love the cure guy. I loved I mean I would the cure. I would the cure. I would the cure. I would the cure. I would the cure. I would the cure. I would the cure. I the cure. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thuuuu. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that I that I that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. tha. th. the. th. that. I th. I th. I th. I th. say that I've never seen them live. I'm not like obsessed with them as a band but I all that era the cure New Water you know all those Pescemo Joy Division all that stuff I truly appreciate and enjoy but I'm an 80s rock guy of I for 20 years I had a naturally syndicated 80s rock show with Guns Rosedly Krow all those guys I know them very well from doing that for 20 years. So what was yours, Ralph? Mine was, it's funny, it was Earthwind and fire.

Yeah. Air supply was the second one, and the third one was Beastie Boys run DMC, so I'm sure I'm the only one that went to all three of those shows. That's great though, dude. That's very weird. That's very odd for us three. When you hear about Guns and Roses and all the money they're making, it just, I go, why didn't you do this earlier? Like why didn't you guys tour, you guys could be making this for, they literally never have to write another album.

And they just tore off of an appetite for destruction, and I could listen to that every time they come through. It bothers me though as a purist that Izzy's not in the band because Izzy never wanted to be super famous. That was the problem. He wrote Appetite for the most part and he still puts out weird like just regular punky rock music that doesn't really go anywhere. He just wants the anonymity of being a regular rock dude. Is rock dead because I think when you leave LA, and you're out of New York, so it might be, but I still Like they're still giant rock concerts like in Vegas, Florida, Texas For people are age and older, I don't know what you guys, I'm older than both you, but that age group 35 and older sure, but it is look I'm sure at one point someone was saying is big band dead? Yeah, and if now you're like of course it is you know what rock is there now rock is the th?????? th? th? th? the th.? th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the there. there. there. there. there. there's there's there. there's there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. I there. I there. I there. I I there. I I I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. the. the. there's still still still still still still still. there's there's there's there's there's, of course it is. Rock is there now.

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They look like the village people on crystal. Well I know your show is called Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll, but it doesn't seem that you don't have a lot of experience with drugs. I don't. I hear about you guys doing stuff live on air. Yeah, so I have tried various drugs on the show because I have no experience with drugs. So I've done Molly on the show, I've done mushrooms on the show and I've done edibles on the show, but I've done edibles on the show, but I, but I, but I, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've, I, I've, I, I've never, I, I've never, th, I've never, I've never, I've, I've never, thed, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, th, thed, thed, thed, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, thed, thed, thed, thed, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown,the board? No, we have a producer. Yeah, but the dumb thing was like when we did mushrooms, all I know is that I was drooling. I don't remember what happened exactly. I didn't watch it back. The Molly episode, the first time I'm pretty sure we all did crystal meth

because we did not have that Molly reaction. We were just up and pacing till eight in the morning. Jog grinding. No no, no no no no no no no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the the the th, th, no, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I I th. th. thi. the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. We the thumum. the thumum. thum. thu. thu and pacing till 8 in the morning. Jaw grinding? No, no, no, no. If it was crystal meth, you'd be pacing till like three days later. Yeah, I still would, I didn't sleep for two days. Yeah, okay, it might have been math. That's definitely not, that's a big problem when people are buying coke now. Yeah, they're actually getting crystal. It was crazy. When you guys. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I, I didn't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I didn't, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I didn't th. I didn't th. I didn't going to be. I don't know. Like I've never done cocaine. I thought we should try it but Jay doesn't want to do the coke. Then we were talking about well... Jay doesn't want to do coke. He doesn't want to do we talk about boofing cocaine with each other so we may shove it up each other's asses. Oh that's cool. And I that's an embrace. they thrown. thuuu. We that's like like. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We tho. We tho. We that. We the tho. We tho. We the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We'll that. We'll took. We'll took. We'll took. We'll took. We'll took. We'll took. We'll took. We'll took. We'll toke. We'll toke. We'll toke. We'll toke. We'll toke. We'll toke. We'll tok on. I'm trying to bring us closer together, Sam. And I know Ralph and Jay, they get real, real close. We were in an embrace on my bed with our pants down around our ankles

while two Dominatrix tried to milk our prostates. We know Dominatrix. I love that shit, dude. I tried to do all that stuff and I don't know if it's because it's because it's it's it's it's it's it's west it's west it's west it's west it was such a great show man and just it could not get any traction. So what was the drug other than pot that you did for the first time, Sam? I mean like I remember when I smoked pot, I'll just quick story. They told me it was oregano. Huh.

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on. That's... While it was happening? Just before. They're like, okay, we're going to get ready. And I'm like, dude, I'm about to bang a model and a stripper. thapapap about that. Then I also got my feet licked by like two 350 pound chicks. They just wanted to lick my feet. Is it the same night? No, this is a different Vegas. It was the early 90s, it was wild dude. But my favorite drug story early is I did acid and went to like Lala Palooza one or two and it was literally

the greatest lineup I've ever seen it was the red-and-hot chili pepper lineup that had Pearl Jam had just started to blow up sound garden ice cube and I forget who else but it was those first three or four Lala Palozos were a great lineup they're a lot like, um, uh, comics, uh, last comic standing, when you look at like the early shows, they were all underground murderers, right? And then they just started casting. It's like, here's an African American, here's a chick, here's a gag, and I just went to shit, but the early ones when it was just a destroyer, do you remember when music went to shit? Do you have a moment where you're like, oh this is not good? So I was running rock clubs in New York City for a long time and in 9091 I was running

limelight which was the big rock, Sunday night's called Rock and Roll Church. And when I got an advance of Nirvana, the second record, you know the one that in utero, not in the big one, never mind? Never mind. Sorry, I the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's. thi. thi. thi. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th, the one, you know the big one, but what's the never mind? Never mind, sorry I don't want my brain's not working right now. It's fine. And I heard the first single of Smells Like Teen Spirit, I was called my partner and said this is going to change everything. Things are going to be very different and within six months. And within six months it went from Guns and Roses Cinderella party drugs women Just have fun to stare at your shoes be miserable. Yeah I hate life and you don't go to an nightclub to do that you stay home and it changed my whole career path and that self is all systematically done dude. It's done on purpose. It's the gatekeepers don't allow

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It was just this layer of fat that's been with me. Thank you Spike TV, you mother fuckers. Well shit, before we get into the upcoming fight predictions, I connected with one of your sponsors because I believe so much in it and what they're all the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their fight predictions. I connected with one of your sponsors because I believe so much in it and what they're all about. So yeah, I love these guys. So you know, I'm not a big weed guy. I can just go by what the network, how it affects everyone on the network and smoked honey. They have these two different ways to do it. They have dabs. You know I mean darts, tharts. Sorry, darts and carts. So the cart screws in and you smoke

it like you normally would and what Lewis tells me all the time is that, A, it tastes better than anything he's ever smoked, B, it makes him feel better than he's ever on anything else. And then you go to the dart, and what's great about the dart, it's all at smoked hunting everywhere, and stuff like that. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that is that is that. that. that is that is that is all that is that is that is that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. ta. ta. tas. tas. tas. tas. the. stuff like that. You just put it on your existing stuff or you could just drop it in your mouth and it's just a much easier way to deal with everyone's favorite product in the world these days which is weed. Well you know man. Thank you for getting this. It's really great. I love me trying it by the way. I've started trying weed. So do you like it? I haven't found I'm very me me me me me me to to to to to to to to to toehihihihihihihihihihihihihihi. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I'm to toe. I'm toe. I toe. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I to deal. I'm to deal. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm try. try. try. try. try. try. te. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to deal. to deal. to to begin with. Yeah. So I don't see why it all it does for me is it makes me catatonic. So I don't need it yet. Jay thinks I'm gonna find one that one day will speak some people. Doug Sandhops like hates weed. I'm not a slow guy. I'm a go fast guy. I want to talk about real quick because we will get in conspiracies. Yeah, sorry about that. We never got your your drug story or either of your sex stories. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. J. th. J. to. to. to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. th. th. J. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. J. to. th. J. th. th. J. th. th. J. th. th. th. th. J. J. J. th. J. J. th about that. We never got your your drug story or either of your sex stories. Oh man, my sex story was a woman named Lisa Woods took my Virginia.

Well, dude, here's a weird thing. When I was in first grade, I got my dick sucked for the first time and I- Wow. And I ate butt. That's fucking crazy. My sex addiction has been a giant problem. How did that come about? Who was that with? We had some sex offenders on our street called the Gleason Sisters. They were two girls my age. They had a creepy stepdad. I don't know what happened there. But we were all just very socially active. So they were in first grade also?

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since. And you Ryan you I was a late bloomer I didn't lose Whoa, that is super late. That is much late where you like done like every drug up to sex so Was the whole thing was like drugs before you had sex. Oh, yeah, I was doing I was my whole thing was like Mary Jane is my mistress man boy, and they're like say that yeah, they're like you haven't had your dick's you don't know that he's also an Eagle Scout. So he's very much into that like oh my first concert was the cure? the th?? I I I I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. th. the. th. th. th. th. the. th. You. You. You. You. You. You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't. You're. You don't. You don't. You don't. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You were. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't. You don'tthe cure. I had no chance. I got emoed out. I have older sister I'm a you were email alpha beta we worked good together That makes sense that you are you're an emo. I'm the original and at 23 was it a girlfriend? Was it was it a plan thing? It was a sweet little Mexican girl that I found out later she hooked up with one of my buddies, but I remember some creepy indie film was playing in the background, and so now whenever I hear that kind of like Silver Lake NPR vibe shit, I'm like, you ejaculate? Yeah, a little bit, I get a little stimulus.

One of the most beautiful women I ever hooked up with was, I went to U and LV, and it's a very funny story how I got out there. My dad basically, over about a six-year period, just mentally fucking went the war on me to get me to go to school in Vegas. He was just like, he would just work me, work me, work me. She'd go to Vegas, man, Vegas would be great for you. She'd go to Vegas. And I was thinking about, I remember I wanted to be a comedian before I even knew what comedy was. Did he know that? Is that why he wanted you to go to Vegas? My dad was a weird dude, like he loved me very much, but he wasn't into the

details of my life the way he was into my younger brother. I always talk about this. I need to bring this back. I am a complete overachiever in my life, even though what little I have may not be compared to some, but I But like I flunked first grade and I lived in my brother's shadow because my brother was like the number one high school bow bow bow. Bower in New York State. Like he could bowl three hundreds with both hands like he, we called him the white bow Jackson because he would bowl and golf he was like top shelf. So I lived in his shadow.

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I wanted to be a comedian before I knew what the moment in my existence, I knew I wanted to make people. It was the only thing I was good at. And so I was thinking about where should I go? And the blessing was I did go to Vegas because I was such a knucklehead out of high school. I would have burnt every bridge in New York if I'd moved to New York City or LA. So I went to Vegas and my dad basically forced me to do it. And then, because I I I I'm Armenian I'm Armenian I'm Armenian I I'm Armenian I'm Armenian I'm I'm Armenian I'm Armenian I'm Armenian I'm Armenian I'm I'm Armenian I'm Armenian I'm I'm Armenian. the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. I'm to. I'm to me. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to. I'm to. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm it. And then, because I'm Armenian, Jerry Tarcanian, was the coach of the UNLV running rebels, which was a giant basketball team at that point. And so I went out there, and I realized that my dad

had wanted to buy a house out there so he could fly out there and gamble and right off on taxes. The truth comes out. Oh yeah, I knew that long time ago. God bless my old man, but you know, so yeah, so who do you guys think's going to win in this upcoming fight, man? It's coming up this weekend. It's so interesting to me, because we were talking about it. I don't know how it actually came about. I can tell you. So I'd like to hear that story first, and then I'll the parking lot of the comedy store. Lewis Gomez and Ryan O'Neill in particular would always challenge either Ari and I to fight and he's much younger than us. But when would Lewis like and when's Lewis in the comedy store that he's doing that? He's not there. No no no he would be on

Twitter he would be like hey dude you know he'd always be and I want to to to say this early but I have a lot of love to Lewis Gomez. Jay, yes, Louis J Gomez. Louis J Gomez, that's true. I have a lot of respect for him, especially when I went out and I watched this last Skank Fest, how much shit he gets from everybody and how he just rolls with it. Oh yeah. 99% of the people would flame out, quit the show, not want to do it anymore. But I realize what he is and he's very very much the Vince McMahon of podcasting. Like he's very smart, he's always trying to do big things that get a lot of people's attention.

And I watched it happen, you know, as they were going to do the roast, Ari walks up and he's telling them to get on scale, and pees in a cup and he just throws it on Ari. Ari had a bad weekend. Everybody used Ari's tricks against Ari. Which was a lot of fun. By the way, Ari's love in New York, I didn't realize how much he's loved in there. Like he is now a New York City comic. Oh yeah, he's absolutely. Oh he's huge. He's like royalty out there. I didn't realize every try he he he he he he he he. he. he. He he. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, th. He's like, t. He's like, t. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, th. He's like, he's like, walked out people would go nuts. So they're both challenging each other all the people all the time. And then who did he challenged Ari? Who did? Louis Gomez, again challenged Ari to a fight.

On Twitter. And everybody says Sam's fighting Lewis, fighting Ari. And I go, you know the real fight is Lewis J. Gomez versus Ryan O'Neil. And I go, you know, you know the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real the real fight the real fight the real fight the real fight, the real fight the real fight the real. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. the the the the the the the the the the fight is and I tweeted Ellis I go the real fight is Louis J. Gomez versus Ryan O'Neill because they always want to and then it just I didn't expect that and it just took off. Are you fighting Ari? No I constantly want to fight Ari at the SkankFest. You fought for it. You just sneak attack and they're not like an actual this is the for my right that this is the, am I right that this is the first like actual fight that is like going to be a planned fight by two comics? Well a long time ago, Michael

Faverman used to have comedy boxing with Russell Peters, but this is the first time, I mean I've done Elismania before, it was, it's so much fun. They're gonna get hooked down walking out as people are cheering them on. It is such a fucking rush. And I didn't realize until I did it. They're like, okay, bring them out and the people are like. Does Ellis mania do a comedy fight every year? They always, well, I mean, Ellis is kind of like.

He's like an M.M.A.A. stern of the West right for sure I understand but I'm saying but I don't know how many of these Ellis manias there's been this has been number 10 number ten wow okay so is it a standard thing that there's a comet comedians fighting at Ellis man I know they're like comedians but they're crazy fights they're weird ones they're like people who have drama with each other Mike Katow would done it Mike Tully, his sidekick, has done a bunch of fights. I did it. I've been trying to fight Ari on this thing forever, and he just always finds a way out, then uses his Jew magic to fucking propaganda to get it. So I'm the guy who's whisting out every fucking time. So yeah, I'm basically the guy who got this fucking.

That's cool. I didn't realize it was you that really kind of made this happen. And I was really excited that it happened. Now I'm just, I pray that nobody gets too hurt. That's my only thing. Are you all going? Oh yeah. I got to be a watch on paper. I'm going, I'm going out.

I'm here that's about it. I don't know his show or anything. So I'm basing it solely on very little knowledge. Ryan O'Neill and Jeff Danis are two of the funniest people I know. They are for some reason underrated. I don't know why it's never. And their podcast now is starting to blow up. And I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to thoooooooooooooooo. I'm thooo tho tho tho tho tho blow up. And I love that they came, you know, they came and did skanks. And that to me makes them super cool dudes without knowing them.

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These are the opportunities available through the internet, man. Yeah, I always tell Sam, I mean, we talk conspiracies on the show, everything crazy, you guys talk about sex and drugs, but at the was to not believe in myself, which I never did until Sam did, we wouldn't be doing this. Yeah, I agree with that. We're building shit. Yeah, so it's amazing is that I get so many emails from people that I've inspired them to start a podcast or to start a network or just I, because my answer to everybody is just start it. There's no barrier to entry anymore. I'd love to hear a conspiracy theory to to. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tho. I'm to to theea. I'm to to tha. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm tho. I'm tha. start doing your show. I'd love to hear a conspiracy theory too. We're 40 minutes in and we haven't talked about it. We're going to go for it. So, since you're not into conspiracies, I wanted to get ones that were 100% proven true. And a lot of times we get shit that we're just disinformationist, so here you go.

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and years. This didn't happen. This didn't happen. The federal government established a worldwide network and secretly collected tissue samples from more than 900 human cadavers. Oh my God. But were they with any sort of radiation poisoning or just random? So they would randomly collect cadavers and even half cadavers of the young. See they needed corpses to be a really good tissue. So babies and young children that recently deceased without the permission to the parents and without written notification. That's crazy. They would snatch

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fleeing the Chinese invasion of Tibet in 1959 however, the 14 Dalai that we know of, his name is Tenzin Giazzo. He's so cool of his name was Steve, but okay. So CIA documents published by the State Department in 1998 revealed that during the 1960s and 70s, the 14th and current Dalai Lama, along with other prominent Tibetan figures were funneled millions of dollars by the CIA. That is unbelievable, controlled opposition, dude. Think about it. They always do that. They're controlled opposition, dude.

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You know what's weird though? So far, both of these stories, I was expecting to hear stories. They were going to be way more out there. Both of these, I 100% believe to be, even if you didn't tell me they were true, I would believe these stories. How about the first woman president? Well, let's hear it. In 1919, on October 2nd, Woodrow Wilson suffered a stroke and it rendered him incapable of governing. We never found out about this until 1921. That means for over two years, Edith,

the first lady, decided the matter is important enough to bring to Woodrow's attention. Are you serious? For two years? Yep. Because Woodrow never technically resigned, the vice president at the time, Thomas Marshall could not take over and Wilson instead decided his wife to govern for him. All right. What's crazy is we didn't know about this shit until February 1920 or so. What is her name? Edith? Edith? So, people like us, the real crazy tinfoil hotwars, believe this is when the true deep state took over the government in 1919. When she became... Because now we have a true puppet right and we're not letting women make the decision oh yeah you have somebody that isn't elected right and she doesn't even know what she's doing and she's so just some guys

whispering in your ear and by the way this is what this is what thi the theyrella up for on the end of the first lady. It's like, so what? That's like, it makes no sense. Yeah, I just, women love that shit. That was a great clip. Yeah, women love it. It's like when, what's his name? Paul McCartney's wife was playing keyboards.

And she'd so bad at it that we've had multiple market crashes, right, but we only talk about the main one, 1929. This happened in October of 1919. In November, a crash happened that led to the recession that calls what we call now the roaring 20s. So the idea is a regime change could have happened, could have, and now everything switched over and us conspiracy theories are thinking that stuff happened in the 60s when really it happened in 1919. That is the most interest, that's one of the most interesting things I've heard on this show. And I could see that being a

woman that is being super, especially then a woman's role was so much more submissive than it is now that she would be talked into of just about anything. Yeah. So crazy. Now, I got this one for you because it involves business. And since you're a businessman, I think you'd enjoy this. I try to be. All right. So in 1933, a group of wealthy businessmen that allegedly included the heads of Chase Bank, GM Goodyear Standard Oil, the DePont family, and the Rockefeller's, Morgans, and of course, Senator Prescott Bush. These guys all came together and tried to recruit Marine Corps Major General Smudley Butler.

Wow. Smudley? Is that his first name? His name is Smedley. Smedley. Eesle.S.Medley. So to lead a military coup against President FDDR and install a fascist dictatorship in the United States. Really? That's fucking amazing. So Smudler, Butler, was both a patriot and a

vocal Roosevelt supporter and he actively stumped for FDR in 32. So he's like, you guys approached the wrong dude. That is so funny. Smedley spilled the beans to a congressional committee in 1934. Everyone he accused of being a conspirator vehemently denied, and none of them were brought upon criminal charges. Ever! But the House McCormick-Dickestine Committee, this is those two guys that brought this committee together,

they acknowledged the existence of this conspiracy, which ended up never getting past the initial planning stages. So if they would have approached a different general, they might have had a shot of it actually happening. Overtaking. And so in their final report, the Congressional Committee reported that his allegations of the existence was true, but no persecutions or further investigations were followed. So what's crazy about, he was a 30-year Marine Corps general, and he is the guy that is quoted for saying war is a racket. Oh yeah, dude. He's famous for them.

He's famous for them. But why do you think that they didn't do their research and saw that he was a staunch supporter of FDR and went to him, they went to him as opposed to someone else. They've just made the wrong choice. They probably think who is somebody that's close enough to him that FDR will trust that we could bribe with as life-changing fuck you money. Right. And he just like, I mean, like, dude, let's look at the baby boomers versus, okay, my grandparents' generation is called the greatest generation of all time. The great, they fought World War II. You know, we got sold to build goods that they stopped the Nazis, when it was really Russia.

You actually do some studies. We didn't even go in Europe. We went more around Europe. But then the next generation, the baby boomers, there's an argument that they're the worst generation ever. The amount of selling out that that generation this guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy th g g th g th got th got thi has thi has thi has thi has thi has thi-a' the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their of selling out that that generation is fucking done. That generation this guy's from, he was fucking had integrity. The next generation was just like, fuck it dude, whatever, straight cash homie, you know? Check out this speech. This is straight up delivered in 1933. It sounds like it's delivered yesterday. War is a racket. A racket is best described I believe

as something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of a very few at the expense of the masses. All right, I believe in an inadequate defense of the coastline and nothing else. If a nation comes here to fight, we'll fight. The trouble with America is that when the dollar earns only 6% over here, then it gets restless and goes overseas to get 100%. Yeah.

Wow. That is, when did this guy say this? 33? It's crazy. Oh, yeah. Then the flag follows the dollar and the soldiers follow the flag. I wouldn't go to war again as I have done to protect some lousy investment of the bankers, there are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the bill of rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.

Dude, the most wisest were and do I mean it's so honestly, but it's also not wasn't Trump I mean like I don't want to get off on has really started yet, but that is, could not be true or just keep everybody here. I think it would improve our economy immensely as well. Well, you know, we have an episode coming out after this, which we break down China and, I think you could see them starting to pull people back and getting ready to gear up for a big war with fucking China, and yeah, Trump, you remember Trump's like, you their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thri. thriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi to pull out Syria two days later the bombing Syria we have our theories on Trump here I think there's something deeper going on I'm not saying he's a white hat guy

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That's my hope. Can I ask a question because you both seem to agree a lot of most of these viewpoints? So far these things. Is there a conspiracy theory on the show, like a major one where you're 180s on the concept? Right now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now th no th th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. the. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the on the concept right now it's Islam and what what's the argument here like what's he I don't want to put words into his mouth but the the basis of what Islam represents he's more of it it's a war religion and my whole thing is that we are bombing everybody I we can't really you know we're fucking everybody up so I mean that's that that's that the that that thi thi thi thi that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing is that we are bombing everybody. We can't really, you know, we're fucking everybody up. So I mean that's pretty much I think the only thing, right? Yeah, I mean there's a couple things Sam told me I can never say into a mic, but

that's also because I come from like an anarchist way of, like my only way of dealing with thing is to basically burn shit to the ground so which led me to Sam to begin with but I thought I'd leave us on something a little fun. But would you agree that that's pretty much it? I mean it's probably the only thing that we've ever disagreed to the point where it's not even disagree I just don't think that we've ever communicated well enough I feel like on the same page but we're just different paragraphs. For this show, man, I don't know if you've ever heard of like coast to coast and Art Bell and all those guys. They were very famous and if you listen to, and I was doing this before I even ever listened

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perfect into, despite being one of the strongest proponents of the LGBT community today, Canada's history isn't as clean as one would think. In the 1960s, the Canadian government hired a university professor to create GADAR. Ha! Love it! Yep, it's called the Fruit Machine. That is awesome. Professor Frank Robert Wake of Carleton University went about by forcing his subjects to look at same-sex erotic imagery while he measured pupil dilation, presperation levels and changes in pulse to gauge just how fruity they were.

It wasn't part of some benign effort to understand human sexuality. It was a sick bit of McCarthyism that bled into a state goal of getting any gay men out of the country's government positions. Wow, that's amazing. More than 400 people lost their jobs. Really? Hold on. So 400 people that they said th ga ga ga ga ga ga ga that that that that that that that that that th g that th g g g g g g g g g. G. G-a g-a g-a ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga gageageageageage- that that that that that thage thage thage to gage. Gage to gage. G-g. G-g. G-g. G-g. G-g. G gage to gage to gage to gage to gage to gage to gage th gage th gage th gage th gage th. G-a ga ga ga ga ga ga ga thage ga thage ga the. Ga the. Ga the. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga-a-a-aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-agea-ageageageagegegegegege the.. That's really amazing. More than 400 people lost their jobs. Really? Hold on, so 400 people that they said oh you're gay, you're gone? 400 people lost their jobs. The program was a part of a long-term effort to remove homosexuals from positions of civil service. Wow.

Wow. In the late 1960s funding was cut off. But not before the Royal Canadian mounted police collected 9,000 files on suspected homosexuals. It's so interesting when you hear this shit, man. You know that it's always part of our history, but when you hear things like that, that's really wild. And then you wonder why people would choose, you know, I, man, why would you choose to be gay? Like, why would you choose? The simplest answer to that always is, why would you choose the

most difficult path? Yeah. You know, who would do that? It's so much easier to do. Like even pedophiles, you know, they can't help it. If they could help it, they would turn it off. Yeah. They still need their asses kick. I don a pedophile before you do anything and we deal with it so you don't, but when you act on that, when you know it's wrong, I understand, yes, that's the problem. You're just fucking with people's lives. I understand that. I agree.

We should be able to get to a point to where we talk about it, because once we make something taboo, we can't talk about it. I'll talk about, I'm just like, dude, you literally fuck somebody's life. But there's something wrong with that guy's brain and it's not intentional, you know, that's the thing that's weird about that because that, in this, and I'm saying is that you have something that's not what's considered the norm or considered the mainstream and how you how society deals with it fucks you up and that if they could just go somewhere and it was more of a welcome thing to help them with treatment we wouldn't have this crazy I understand what you're saying you know they took away they took away death penalty for pedophiles because they were killing the children.

So because they wouldn't want to talk. They had to remove that from it to let the kids live. And I get that, man. A friend of mine works for Homeland Security and I've heard it. He works at the pedophile. I get it, dude. And there is an argument do you have. But we have to figure this out because people, I mean, like, I get, people in LA think I'm crazy, man,

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Yeah, it's horrible. I understand. It's like rape happens, dude. There is a thing, there is a thing, there is a thing. there is a where you're coming from. It is a weird thing where it's like I feel for these guys because they have bad wiring, but they're fucking kids up so it's curbs. And this is where it starts. We just we open the door and then you guys continue it in your own conversations right. Right. And as everyone's favorite time, well you better be sick, dead, or mute, A-A-Ron. You're done messed up, A-A-Ron! You're filthy animal.

Aaron's thoughts? Well, first off, I want to start by saying, blink on 82. Okay, first concert. An edible I got at a Sam Tripoli's. That's the first time you did drugs? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I feel so good. I'm like your Lisa Woods. And a girl I'm out of MySpace. Was the first, okay, you're younger?

He's got to be young. Yeah, I'm younger. How old are you when you lost your virgin? Uh, oh. Uh-oh. I think I was like, tho. The most common guys always overthink chicks. All right, Aaron, who's gonna win the fight? Who's gonna win the fight? Louis J. Gomez or Ryan O'Neill? I mean, I haven't paid attention as much as you guys have. I mean, Lewis is obviously a bigger dude,

but I think, I mean, Ryan strikes me as a crazier dude. My only last thing I'm gonna say about it is that I feel that Lewis has more to lose, meaning that... If he loses, he has to blow Big Jack. Besides that, I just mean... I mean, in general, the concept of Lewis losing, where his whole persona is based on this larger-than-life guy that's like the real-ass dude and the doggy, whatever the fuck it is, he has much more to lose. Louis's help is to get in the inside and not allow to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the to to the to the to to the to the to the the to to to to to the to the to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to bry bry bry bry bry bry bry bry brybrybrybrybrybryne the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, throwyynougheenenenryryrylouloulougrylueuuu.e theu.eolooooe, theenenenenen.e.e. theauu. theckeck He has much more to lose. Lewis is help is to get in the inside and not allow Ryan to strike. If he sits on the outside, Ryan's gonna pick him off with punches and kick.

I think he's going in to knock him out the first round. That's what I think. He's going in like an animal right away. Yeah, it has to go, man. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you to have me. It's a pleasure. Congratulations on all your success. Tell the one they can find you. Yeah, follow me everywhere at I. I am Ralph Sutton.

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