Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #118: China's One Belt, One Road with Punch Drunk's Johnny Woodard
Episode Date: August 23, 2018Welcome to another truth bomb episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. On this episode, the guys welcome from Punch Drunk Sports, Johnny Woodard to discuss China's attempt to jack the United States' ...swag. This is one of my favorite episodes that we have ever done, so I hope you enjoy listening. Thank you for all of your support.
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Please welcome my good friend Johnny Woodward.
What's up?
Johnny Woodard.
Yeah it's become a running joke at this point that you can't get my name right.
So Johnny I put out a meme the other day about we were supposed to have Magnor 7 on but unfortunately due to miscommuncommunication we've had to move back to next week so we're kind of like
what are we gonna I thought you guys had to be grasping at straws yeah no no so I
put up this meme can you go find my Instagram real quick I won't be able
to log into it but okay yeah and it's basically I put this meme they showed
Acon the rapper had helped put get 600 million Africans solar
power and electricity. It's amazing. Wow. It sounds amazing. How great. And it
sucks that where is it? Right there it is. Can you click on it? Yeah, that's it.
And this thing is but it's not just you by the way I've seen this thing in a million
places this meme. And immediately I put it up, I'm like, that's pretty amazing.
One guy making a lot of difference in his community,
and because he's from Africa.
And he talks about how like, when he came to the US,
he thought the slums were so nice.
And you always hear people talk about that. Like Chris Rock had a a a very,, like, he didn't realize how good it was in
America until he went to Africa.
And he's like, their slums are like our ghettos if you covered them in shit and set them
on fire, okay?
And his words not ours.
And you know, that's something I always think about.
But, so immediately I post this and just like any good deed goes, never goes unpunished.
Hold on, so you immediately post it, so Brendan Walsh corrected your spelling first and
then Johnny Woodard.
Well, to be fair, now we've had problems in the past with me correcting you publicly, so I
did just send you a text.
I did not comment on the right, right.
But you did, but you weren't the first, there was many people tell me about how, um, the, you know, that this is all a scam.
Nobody brought up the Chinese connection, but you did bring it up and about how the UN,
and again everybody's talking about the UN grabbing all these kids and sexual assaults and all this stuff.
So then you sent me a couple articles and it's basically about how China is buying up
Africa. All that money that he spent is loaned from China and they will have to
repay every cent of it with interest. Yeah, those people. And then so I started
going and then I just realized that like China is what's basically going on between
the US and China is like the Underwoods, right?
From House of Cards?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
And we're the president.
You remember when he just started just fucking chopping down his trees
and the guy didn't know what's happening?
But China is making a effort to unseat us as the leading power in the world,
and it's getting scary. So why everybody
focuses on Iran or focuses on Russia, it's China. I think that and we're going to
get into the China is the biggest threat to our standard of living in my opinion.
Mm-hmm. Since the early 2000s China has been investing heavily across Africa
through dramatically increasing trade foreign direct investments and loans
from the Chinese export import bank. It's important to remember that because
that's just as big as what we think of as like chase and everything huge
it's it's the equivalent and we'll get into it the IMF and the WBO.
The phenomenon... That's not boxing I'm talking about. Yeah, it's this wrong sports has.
The phenomenon has in respects been a boon for African economies like you guys are saying.
It helps them out, but this has put the U.S. government on edge so much that the Secretary of
State Rex Tillerson expressed this in a speech back in March to George Mason University, and quote, this is what he said, Chinese investments do have the potential to address Africa's infrastructure gap,
but its approach has led to the mounting debt and few, if any, jobs in the countries.
When coupled with political and fiscal pressures, this endangers Africa's natural resources
and its long-term economic political stability.
Ha, which is so hilarious, because if you know anything about the WBO and the IMF,
what he is describing is what they've been doing for decades.
Yeah, they're like, hey, you know, it's like when somebody cheats on their girlfriend,
then they cheat on her. They're like, hey, you cheat on, it's like, dude, you've been doing this forever.
When you go on ACON's's ACON for lighting Africa.com it starts the first page it breaks on key figures
the biggest one dollars one billion credit line for launch credit line that's not donation
that is a credit line that that is a credit line they. That's money given credit.
Dude and when you give credit, it's payback.
They want money back.
Yeah, well actually often they don't want money back.
Oh yeah, that's true.
That's a good point.
Own your shit.
That's the plan.
Is it, I think it's home, dude.
I think it's the first page.
Yeah, there it is, key figures.
Look at that.
Look at fucking that, dude.
Like, that's a lot of fucking money.
One billion credit line for launch.
15 countries of operation 480 communities covered.
100,000 solar street lamps.
1,200 solar micro grids. I mean, they're trying to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their, their their tho, tho.ea, thea, their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their,, 1,200 solar micro grids. I mean
they're trying to, but it's only 5,000 indirect jobs created, you know, I mean.
Indirect. I mean, come on. All the, all the top-level jobs are held by Chinese.
These are all Chinese companies doing the building and state-owned,
state-suvice Chinese companies. Right, right. So the state is deep involved in this.
It's not like America where if you had a corporation doing it, it's heavily, heavily state-influenced.
Yeah, whereas we tried to privatize they make it government.
Yeah, federal.
Or they couldn't care less about that kind of stuff.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's a trip. So at a congressional hearing, author and Asia analyst, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon form of colonialism. Seeks to spread Chinese influence and threatens
America's own interests. Quote, once it locks in countries it makes them
dependent. Beijing gets its support for geopolitic goals and one of these
goals is undermining democracy. So I mean we pretend that we want to bring them
democracy and they're like no no no we just want to give you some sidewalks. Well I mean, we pretend that we want to bring them democracy and they're like, no, no, no, we just want to give you some sidewalks.
Well, I mean, like, shut down the internet.
What they are basically doing, again, is stealing the game plan of the United States.
You remember our whole things?
We will stop communism wherever is, right?
What was the whole thing about Vietnam?
We went in, which had nothing to do with it,
because Vietnam and China don't get along.
There was never going to,
they were never gonna be a territory of China.
I think Vietnam is communist,
but I don't think it was going to be a connection, you know.
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I was like, oh shit, shit's getting real, dude.
Johnny's finally coming and drinking from the fountain of knowledge, unlike Aaron.
Aaron.
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God damn.
I will be there.
Aaron Brown-Barre.
So Johnny, what do you know about one belt, one road?
Okay.
This is, China is attempting to, Chinese trading route. And what they're doing now is going
into countries along this ancient thoroughfare and loaning them money for
infrastructure to recreate this road. But for instance, like Montenegro, they wanted,
they had one of the few countries that's technically in Europe that
doesn't have a highway. T there's not a highway in the whole fucking country. They just split from Serbia. And they went to the we we went the we went the we went the we were were were were were were the we were the we were the we were the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, the the their, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. I, thea, too.ea, too.ea, tooed, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,. They just split from Serbia. And they went to the West first to try to get money.
Nobody in the West would give them money,
because it's pointless for there to be a highway in
fucking Montenegro.
Nobody's gonna travel on it.
China comes in, and I got the figures here.
It's insane how much money. loan from China for this and they're going to have to repay it with interest. 70% of the work is from Chinese state-run contractors.
And Western banks and institutions wouldn't toucest
because there's going to be no traffic on it.
I mean it's almost pointless.
And it's going to end up representing 70% of their total GDP.
Okay, man.
It's debt to China on this project. Where do do do do do do th do th th do th do th do th th do th th th we th we th we the the total GDP. Okay, man. Is debt to China on this project.
Where do we see that?
And I'm doing research.
Like all the taxes they're bringing in,
70% of them will be repaid debt to China.
Yeah.
So they end up owning these things.
And that's what happened in Latin America with the IMF and the WBO.
That's exactly right. And in Africa. Yeah. That's it. And like, that's why they kicked out.
So what's basically going on here is that the Chinese are basically loan sharks, okay?
Absolutely.
So you want to go to your country, you need some cash to influx to get the jump started.
You go to the IMF, the WBO and the WBO and they're like, I don't know, you can't get a loan for some shady shit. Who do you go to?
The shady Chinese food and donut shop down the street.
Well, and it sees politicians, like in Montenegro, politics is like a high pressure game.
And they claim, you know, they tell the people that elected them, we're going to get
this highway built, and when they take the worst deal of all with China.
Montenegro is the richest sounding poor country.
Yeah.
That sounds like Hawaiian gardens.
And really what it is is, is this road, this highway terminates at a port.
And that's what this is all about.
And this is not hypothetical.
In Sri thinne them a ton of money. They came in like capital one, you know, to college students, you know, they're just handing out credit cards. They're like,
we'll give you the money for these infrastructure projects. And then, I think
like two years ago maybe, they took over this port in Sri Lanka. It's
complete, it's run by China now. And like's right next door to India, one of their biggest economic and political rivals.
So that, I mean, that's what they're going on that.
China and India, like, they're both carrying up on their borders.
Right. Who does India get along with, by the way?
Nobody.
Nobody. Nobody.
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relations which a lot of people have said is the Illuminati right and we have
friends who have family who've worked there and that's a running joke but I
see this this this title of this article is China's Heavy Hand in Africa.
I'm like, oh, it's interesting.
Guess who the author of this article is?
Viola Rothschild.
Right?
So you are acmatically no.
It's one.
It's slanted because her fucking family runs the IMF and the WBO dude right there in
charge of everything it's interesting though because if you can trust him on
anything it might be something like this where because China is a real threat
to the Western economic and political powers and so if you can I mean if
it's their analysis of what China is doing it might actually be no
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That's it.
Right?
So it's so interesting.
But one thing she brings up is, I'll let you get into your notes.
No, no, go for it.
Do you got anything on unconditional loans? about it. The unconditional loan is what makes it different than getting it from the WBO and IMF or the Western banks is that the Western banks have to play a
little game and they have you have to keep a certain standard of government
going. Yeah that's right yeah all right to get this loan with the
Chinese they're like oh fuck it no good you'll have
they don't care at all yeah. They're working with dictators in Africa.
Is that an Irish accent?
No, that's my Chinese.
Dude, they don't give a fuck, dude.
They're like, well, that's what they're doing it.
They've they've taken with our game owe even after handing over this port, they still
owe China 13 billion dollars. They're going to take in 14 billion dollars in
taxes this year. So this isn't predatory at all. This is totally normal, right?
I mean think about that dude. They own that country now basically.
Well basically one of these countries recently had an African country where you still had a coup.
And the guy who got installed into the president, his vice president is the guy who basically
made the coup happen.
He went to China to ask if it was okay for them to overthrow this dictator.
And where have we heard that before?
Yeah, well, yeah, you know, it's a good point.
The Chinese are kind of doing it the opposite of what we did.
We asked for the changes first and then loaned in the money.
Well, that's... They get them indebted first, and then they're like,
now we'll call the shots. Well, I mean, invaded Iran, I believe.
Kuwait, yeah.
No, before that, though.
Oh, okay.
He came to the United States and asked if he could do it.
Right.
Because he was our puppet.
Oh, absolutely.
Right?
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And hold on, uh, counsel on foreign affair.
Here it is, China's heavy hands.
I'll find the exact name but um she they basically asked you
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this is because they want to um... said Zimbabwe? No I'll find they're insanely in
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Yeah, because they helped overthrow Maghabi, I believe, in Zimbabwe.
China did, but I'm not mistaken.
So it's like China's doing in Africa what we did in South America in the 80s, if you think
about it.
We're coming in, instead of doing itW-A, that is a country.
No, no, no, that's not a country. The president is, oh yeah, that's where, anyway,
the point is that they went in and they had to ask for permission.
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So in this recent study, the Center for Global Development identified eight countries as
particularly vulnerable in debt under this One Belt One Road that the Chinese President started
in 2013.
This One Belt One Road is centers around pumping hundreds of billions of dollars into ports,
rail lines and other projects across Asia, Europe and Africa.
So this country, though, that is completely, like basically,
under the crushing hill of China, is called De Jiboutu?
I'd say, Djibouti.
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to love that. Quentin Tarantino, give him a fucking Marvel comic movie. Let him finish Star Trek first.
That's what I want.
I want him.
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I think that's a great idea.
Huh?
That's crazy.
All right, get back.
I know people like, stay on the topic.
So Djibouti reports, the public external debt. years has increased from 50 to 85% of its grossed industrial product.
According to recent data, the IMF, this doesn't come from the IMF, it comes from China.
So these guys are totally going right down.
So much that Secretary Tillerson visit Djibouti this year because not only is it about
to basically become China Part 2, this is also the very first home for, you guessed it, the first
permanent overseas military base for China's military. That's the end point of
all this. Yeah, I think. You know where Djibouti is at? So now they're putting out, now
they're doing what we do, which is put bases everywhere. It's the very first one. And if you look at where Djibouti is at, it's right across from Yemen. It below the small of the back and a nice black ass, right?
Nope.
Perfectly strategic right there.
Right across the man.
Sounds like a hot Jewish chick's ass, Djibouti?
That's right.
So here's more on this first Chinese military base.
The country's new military base is right next to a U.S. base called Camp Lemonier. In its national defense toeeeehihihihihihihihii is to the toe is the toe is the toe is the toe is the their is toe is toe is their is their is toe. their is toe. tooity is tooody. tooody. tooody defense strategy unveiled in January, the Pentagon
identified China along with Russia as, quote, the central challenge facing the U.S. military
in the long-term strategic competitions with China and Russia as the principal priorities for
our military. So they're saying, uh...
This, the weirdest thing about this whole thing about China's just jacking our swag, right?
Is that we created China.
China was like a poor ass country, a giant poor ass country, and then Nixon goes in, and then,
basically, guys, another bullshit result of free trade.
Us going in, installing all these fucking, our corporations
going into China, building these factories, and basically helping raise the level of standard
of living and the money coming in, and here's what happens, right?
So we start bringing these factories into China.
China just jacks all the technology, builds their own factory.
So why did they want to have, like, why did Obama, another reason Obama's a piece shit
is that he fucking wanted to do a even bigger free trade deal with a bunch of other countries?
Why is he want to do that?
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And then China kept jacking their swag and stealing all their technologies.
They didn't want to put factories in China anymore because every time they built something,
China would just steal it.
And there was no copyright laws.
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that they haven't been,
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where the standard living so low
that they could pay everybody nothing again.
But this all comes from the fact
that our international corporations are greedy fucks
who went to this fucking enemy and just,
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China so you're the only one here. Would you say it's a what's the negatives
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All they say is don't shit on the government and don't talk.
But dude, literally it's such a little thing.
It's unbelievable compared to, like, dude, you go to China, you're like as a patriot, as
an American.
It is like Vegas every night there.
People drink insane.
As long as you don't rape or murder somebody
there, you could do whatever the fuck you want. Well, punishments are quite strict, right?
I mean, they enforce the law. I've never seen any comedian there arrested, thrown in jail.
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crime.
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That being said, when's the next tinfoil hat overseas?
Oh, that'd be so funny to do it.
Dude, they would fuck there.
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you know, Japan is interesting because part of the reason China has such a
large sphere of influence now is because after World War II, Japanese
influence in the South China Sea and the Pacific, you know, we kind of
limited what they could do. And now China just came right in. Yeah. Moved right into the South China Sea.
And we prop them up.
We prop them up.
Yeah.
China has expanded its military ties across Africa and recent years, according to report by
the European Council on foreign relations.
In 2015, the Chinese president committed 8,000 troops to the quote UN peacekeeping
stand by force. Chinese president committed 8,000 troops to the quote UN peacekeeping standby force and
40,000 total troops committed by 50 different nations. I mean, it's weird that I was telling
Sam I'm like how we allow China involved in so many things when they're not a free country.
We know for a fact that like there's little kids making our Nike's and you know.
It's one of the reasons that I feel like I can't even buy anything
because you know it's all coming from China
and it's all suffering, so it's like, what am I gonna walk around the week?
That's why I love those Apple commercials, they're like,
you know, look at this diversity and ethnic bisexual people dancing in an apple commercial right?
And then you take who made that fucking phone? It's some fucking withered
Chinese dude who just can't take a day off. But that's what a big part of
this thing that I guess the one cool thing about this is they're talking about how a lot of Chinese citizens are just trying to get out of China. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the their. their. their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I they they th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. the the the the the the their, I, I, I, I the the their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I'm their, I'm they they thi, they thi, thi, thi, thean, they a they a they a thean, I'm thean, I'm, I they this is they're talking about how a lot of Chinese citizens are just
trying to get out of China.
So because they're just tired of just like the system.
So they go kind of like how everybody came to the United States and you know looking
for better opportunity.
These Chinese people, they move down to Africa, they buy some land, they become farmers and
all that shit. Yeah, it's the African dream. Speaking. Speaking, speaking. Speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking, buy some land, they become farmers and all that shit.
Yeah, it's the African dream.
You know, speaking of the UN also, China's influence in the UN has grown so much as they
start investing in Africa because these African countries used to vote just kind of anti-colonial
in the UN.
They used to vote against the former colonial nations, but now you're saying more and more, they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're saying, they're saying, they're saying, they're saying, they're saying more and more they all vote with China. Exactly.
I mean, it's...
That's pretty much part of the deal too.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you can't overstate it.
Yeah, you gotta vote for us on human rights and all that stuff.
China bledged a hundred million to the African Union stand by force and one billion
to establish the quote UN Peace
General Thomas Waldenheizer told lawmakers that that the U that that the U that that the U that that that the U that the U that the U that that the U, General Thomas Waldenheiser, told
lawmakers that the US is not naive about the implications of having a
Chinese base near Camp Lemonaire, including the possibility that China might
use its leverage over Djibouti's government to restrict US access to a strategic
port in the country. Yep. So it's all this giant game of risk. I mean Sam got me
into politics and now it's like now I can't not turn it on every day and be
like oh what's happening? Oh shit. And here's a thing dude it's just like and now
their leader just voted he's in there for life. Oh right yeah he abolished
term limits on the president. Yeah he's like fuck fuck it dog I'm here forever. Hollett your boy, right? Yeah, and it's kind of a weird thing because he's the president, but he's also the head of the
communist party, which is technically the person will all the power, and he abolish term limits
on the presidency, so yeah, so yeah, he can. So, he's like we'll just wait till this dude's gone. That's absolutely right, yeah. Right? I like
how you said every eight years it's just understood now it's eight year terms.
So hard to be in a comment. Well I mean like I mean the last guy to lose was who? I mean George Bush senior right? Yeah, you gotta be a real... yeah I'm not gonna talk about the ex-a. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to he to th. th. th. he he he he he he he he he he heat. heat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I... Yeah, I'm not gonna talk about the ex-CIA director.
I will, he's shit.
Implications on policy and security,
the U.S. concerns stretch beyond the trade and economic competitiveness.
There's an anxiety among some China watchers, as me and Sam said,
it sounds like a punk band from San Gabriel.
Hello, San Gabriel!
We are China watch us!
That country could use its leverage over African governments, secure policy commitments,
and potentially just expand and get the U.S. values right out of Africa, you know?
Yeah.
Well, I've always thought, dude, do you want to get in some weird conspiracies more than this shit?
Yes. I always thought that a big part of the AIDS thing was to just infect Canada, I mean
Canada, fucking Africa. Just infect Africa and just get rid of the population so now you just
have this whole area that you can take over. Filled with lions and tigers.
I mean no, natural resource. And rare earth metals, yeah. It's like it's an X planet.
It's like planet Earth Part 2. It's like basically how what was the movie?
Avatar yeah, it's basically avatar dude
So earlier this year French newspaper Lamonde reported that the African Union headquarters built by the Chinese had been hacked
Lamond explained that how data had been siphoned from the building's IT framework every night and servers to Shanghai
on some Hillary Clinton shit Sam.
Dude straight up they're like hey that's a good play let's use that.
It is straight like first of all I found this article listed the top 10 hacking groups in the world.
Okay number I mean dude it's crazy but number let me see number six is anonymous so this is how deep this
shit it's only number six right so then number five is is Iran all right
but do they have a cool name but it's dragonfly number four is dragonfly
and this uh yeah this is like more of a it's so in terms of each country's got
hacking group and they're the best hacking group number four is dragonfly right
coming in where where's a crash over ride or acid burn country's got its hacking group and they're the best hacking group. Number four is Dragonfly, right?
Where's crash over ride or acid burn?
Is that from swordfish?
No, it's from hackers.
Okay.
Number three is Russia.
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Number.
two is the Elderwood group and 20 other Chinese groups.
Basically, they clump them all together.
Giant Chinese groups and I forget where I was seeing, but the number, oh here it is.
They have about 100,000 hackers, China.
China, what's amazing about China?
They have so many people and they're just pushing on every front.
Everywhere you look, China is involved, like Bitcoin mining.
They are going completely, they've completely committed national resources to Bitcoin mining.
They just have these massive buildings full of machines that are just mining Bitcoin.
So if that ever becomes like a world currency, like the help, China owns it.
I mean, it's fucking theirs. And then if you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I they're, I' they're, I' they're, I' they're, I', it's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're completely, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, completely.com.com.coma, they're, completely.com. they're, they're, they're's fucking theirs absolutely and then if you I mean it's just so it's so scary like corporate espionage we're talking about you're talking
about them stealing secrets corporate corporate espionage they're excellent
at that you know they're sending kids to college in America they go to
college four-year university they get advanced degrees and then
the point they support them all throughout this and the point is only for them to get jobs in tech firms and corporations advanced to a level where they can start reporting secrets back to
China. This is the same model that the Carolina is used with you because you're
going to try to turn him into the podcasting headquarters you just came
to ATC and picked up all the tricks of the trade for a couple years. Yeah mother fucking North Carolina basketball. here are some lists of some countries
that have basically called out China.
Australia in May 2013, ABC claimed that China
hacked their plans for a headquarters
in Australian security intelligence organization.
So that's why China and Australia aren't getting along.
Canada, the government claims that hackers compromise their several departments
in the federal government in 2011. India, yeah everybody's going, officials in the
Indian government have alleged attacks on the Indian government network and
then the United States, right? But number two is China but guess who's number what?
The fucking NSA! USA!
USA!
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BRA!
That's right, dude!
They're hacking everything.
Now, a big thing that a lot of people haven't been talking about is that during the hearings
with Stork, stroke, stroke.
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Did you have a stroke, you had a stroke while so?
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Dad, I'm dead, I'm dead, right?
So, but one of the things he brought up was,
there's so much more to this Benghazi email thing
than just emails. And emails are a big part of it, but there's way more stuff, like basically that they let that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, th... th. th.... th.. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thean, thean, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, that, that, that, there's way more stuff like basically that they let that guy out to dry and let them kill. They basically paid for ISIS to go kill
them off. If you think about it, there are our insurgents, they're on our thing, and
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discussion they talked about how the US government had discovered that she was emailing off a private
server, she was emailing off her unsecured server and that people were hacking it and one of the
hacks they didn't know where it went. It went to a foreign country and they believe that people were hacking it and one of the hacks they didn't know where it went.
It went to a foreign country and they believe that was China.
And like, I mean, people listen to this show know what an evil bitch.
Most of the people listen to this show.
No, what an evil bitch.
I don't listen to the show.
I know. I can tell.
I know what evil can tell. I know what a evil woman, Hillary Clinton is.
She's a warmonger.
Yeah, and like, dude, this one would sell to anybody.
Would you be surprised if she didn't sell out to China?
Nothing about Hillary Clinton would surprise me except like anything good.
She actually likes puppies.
Fuck that.
She smells like butterscotch. That're like, that's amazing.
That's a, she puts hot sauce on her vagina.
I don't know where that went, but basically it went to an unauthorized source
and they think that might be China, because they hacked everything.
And that is the problem we're using your private emails.
Is that you're, you're allowing foreign governments when
you're doing like high-end US intelligence emailing they could they could
jack that shit and they don't know where it went and that was a big moment on
that trial and nobody care nobody in the mainstream media said anything
about it. I love that China's just like stole our playbook and
was just went down it. And we're so upset they're doing it too. Like hey that's
our move. It's like Ari when you attacked him you'd cheap shot him you'd cheap shot
at him. He's like you cheap shot to me before. Yeah I got a chance to
change the Chinese do what I did the ARI. It's kind of like when your opener starts doing your act you like thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's the th. It's the th. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's kind, it's kind, it's kind, it's kind, it's kind th. It's kind thi, th. It's kind, it's kind, it's kind, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it, it's, it's, it's, like, it's like, it's th, like, like, it, it's th. It's like, it's like, like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, like, like, like, the the the they, they, they, they, they, they, they. It's kind, they, th. It's kind, th. It's kind, thi's kind thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like're like, what are you doing, dude? That's my fucking act. You make your own act.
I mean, so it's not that surprising that they hacked the network,
but they did a subsequent sweep of the building
at this French newspaper, and they found hidden microphones and desks and the walls
and everything.
So it's like legit.
Yeah.
China has had a long list of state secrets, like how many people it puts to death each year,
they don't even release the birthdays of its top leaders, and now oversee researchers
have uncovered Chinese state secret, how much money Beijing gives aids to other countries?
Well, dude, this is very interesting.
I'm glad you brought this up.
It's because it's this organization called A-Data.org.
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to their website can you look up sure a data. Org like this shit is fissi as
fuck man it's so fishy because every article is just about China like you go to
you're like okay that like everything's about China which makes you think
this is just basically a CIA funded organization
just to start letting everybody know about China shit.
It's all China.
It's nothing else.
It's crazy.
Yeah, you're right.
There's no other articles about Canada giving money or anybody in Europe giving money or
Africa money.
It's literally everything about China.
And you brought this up not long ago, China was foreign aid recipient, you know?
Yeah, for sure.
And now it rivals United States is one the largest donors among traditional development
aid through the financial loans it gives.
So for the first time, a large group of researchers outside China have compiled
a major database detailing virtually all of China's financial money flow to the recipients
and its countries, citing more than 5,000 projects found across 140 countries. It
reveals that China and the US rival each other on terms on how much they offer
to other countries. So these guys are literally our competitors. Yeah for sure
dude. Again we've said a thousand times this is our game plan. Watch the IMF, the WBO.
What they basically do is they loan you money and the requirements to pay back are almost
impossible to do it and all they do is they strip you of all your money and all of your natural
resources. That's what you do. The only difference is they are slightly more concerned with
appearances. China does not give a fuck about what appears. They're coming in
and taking it. They don't care. It's basically the mob versus gangs, right?
The mob had all these rules to be like we're gonna do. It's like gentlemen, you
know, even though we're in a shady shit, they're our rules. Gangs are like, the thanks. Gangs are like, they're like, gangs. Gang. Gang. Gang. Gangs. Gangs. Gangs. Gangs. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. Ga. G. G. G. Ga. G. they. their. their. their. their. Ga. It's, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's, it's basically, it's, it's, it's basically, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's like, it's like, it's basically, it's like, basically, basically, the the the the the the the the the the they. It's basically, it's basically, it's basically, it's like, it's like make rules on like, you know, the mob would be like, you can't kill these people.
We have to be, you know, don't go after our families.
Honor among thieves, that thing.
Yeah, honor among thieves.
But the gangs are like, fuck that dog.
MS-13 just popping people, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. we got the shadows of what is what is that book a diary of an economic hitman
is that what's called or basically like the hostile takeover guy well the guy
who just his job was to go in and just disrupt the economies they would
basically loan the money and then his whole job was to make sure the
economy crashed so that they could just steal all the all the natural resources and so
what's crazy is here's where the North Korea factor comes in. the the the the the the the the the the the th. China th. China th. China th. China th. China th th th th th. th. the th. the the th. the the the the the the the th. the the the th. thus the the thus thus the the the the the the the the the the the h. the h. the h. the hostile the hostile the hostile the hostile the hostile the hostile the hostile the hostile the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thususus. hostile is hostile thus. thus. hostile thus. thus. thus. the host. the the thethe natural resources. And so what's crazy is here's where the North Korea factor comes in.
China has often cited it as a main source of aid for propping up the fragile North
Korean economy.
Researchers track down just 17 Chinese projects in North Korea over 14 year period totaling
a measly $210 million dollars.
Now what's interesting?
These people are starving.
Well, they don't need like infrastructures and more buildings.
They need some food.
Johnny, are you a Q guy at all?
I'm really, I'm fascinated by the whole thing.
I think it's fascinating as well.
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Nostradamus is right, do you know what I'm saying? Well the reason they say that?
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just all these crazy posts that Q was about that Q would put out right but it was
before everything it kind of really blown up so do you think you
watch this podcast listens to I don't know I don't know probably I think
somebody does I mean I do think that we're on somebody's radar. Q. If you watch this podcast, please reach out to us. I love Q. But anyways, this thing you talked about how North Korea is basically a CIA front. That North Korea is basically a CIA front. That North Korea is been basically ran by the CIA forever. And that they and they say it goes, look for the white rabbit. It. And, the. And, the. And, the th. the the th. the th. the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. We, I th. We, I th. We, I. We, I. We, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. I, I, I, the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. that they, and it goes, look for the white rabbit.
And then some fucking, like Google image popped up of a weird base in North Korea
that looked like a white hair.
And it had this hotel that was the pyramid and all this crazy shit. The only reason I would doubt that is because China is so deeply involved in North Korea and politics and kind of, and kind of, that kind of, that. that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, that, that, that, and, and, that, and, that, and, and, and, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and that, and that, that, that, that, that, and that, and that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, that the thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and only reason I would doubt that is because China is so deeply involved in North Korea
and politics and kind of how that country's run, that I mean, I would think they would know
about that.
Unless you're saying we're colluding with China, then.
Or that they didn't, I mean...
There's few places in the world you cannot get access to.
And if you had a place that was restricted restricted from to restricted from to restricted from to restricted to to to to to to toeeeoleolea, to the to to world you cannot get access to. And if you had a place that was restricted from all media and for years, I'm not talking
years, we're talking decades. So it makes sense. It's like the ultimate bond villain boss,
the end of like the movie, you know, and make it ultimate bohemian grove in entire country. Whenever they got a saber rattle, right? Who do they get?
North Korea is going to drop a couple bombs on you,
and everybody runs nuts.
They're like, oh, increase the military budget.
Come on, we've got to stop these guys.
Like, it's just crazy, right?
Spending, it's ridiculous.
Yeah, it's just going up and up.
And something's gone on that.
I've never seen more military increase in a year than it's insane. Like they're like, what are we doing this for?
We're going to do Space Force, bro, and I think it's this Chinese shit.
It's so stupid.
It's just the Chinese shit.
What do you mean legitimately?
You think they're paranoid about what?
Sure.
I could China.
So the idea is that these countries, much like these super, these insanely poor countries, not just in Africa,
they don't need to go to the IMF to bail them out anymore.
They're going to go to China instead.
Well, and what's interesting about this is China,
you know, we say they're paying him back, but often they're not paying them back
with resources.
Like China has given them money to build mines and other other other other other other other other other other like oil derricks or I don't know but anyway
they're paying them back and rare earth metals gold silver shit like that and now I mean what
are they I mean that's hard currency that's real yeah money quote you know what's saying
yeah and it's all going back to China and here's another thing about China that we'll get into dude is the fact that look at what they're doing to the pet-dollar dollar this this this this th th th this th th th th th th th th th th i th i th i the th i the the the the the the the the their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. the the they. they're. they're all. they're all. they're all. they're all. they're all. they're all. they're all. we get into, dude, is the fact that look at what they're doing to the Petro Dollar.
This is huge, man.
We've assassinated people who've tried to get rid of the Petro Dollar.
We've changed the map multiple times because of that.
The Petro Dollar, if you don't know, in the 70s, was it?
Nixon was the 70s was it? Nixon was the 70s right or he wasn't the 50s was he
was he was the 70s Aaron thoughts wake up yeah I mean that they kind of
split the split the decade I think I'm looking up right now for it yeah I know
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you want to hear something real, I'll get into this too before.
Do you ever hear that the reason the environmental protection agency came and why they basically locked down huge parts of land and why people think the whole like the environment being destroyed is all full shit? And I'm not saying that it is., I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, here, and here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and thi, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, here, thi, thithink the whole like the environment being destroyed
is all full of shit and I'm not saying that it is, I'm just telling you this theory.
Is that the environmental protection agency these huge clumps of land wasn't to protect
the land in the wildlife, they were using that land as collateral to put up against,
to borrow money from particularly China. They're like if we can't pay this off, this land will th, th, th, th, th, th, against, to borrow money from particularly China.
They're like if we can't pay this off,
this land will be yours, and they use it as collateral.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
If that was true, imagine what happens when,
because we're, there's a real chance we don't pay back.
Well, I mean, I think what's gonna happen is some point we're like,
fuck you, we're not paying you back, and then it's just odd.
That's the war.
And I'll get into who I think would win that war.
I have a take on it.
But, so basically in the late 60s, early 70s,
Nixon takes us off the gold standard,
him and the federal reserve basically come up with a way, and we've talked th th th th th th th th thed think think think to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I that's that's that's that's that's th, I I I I I I I I I I I th, I I th, I th, I th.. th. th. th. thin, I' thin, I' thin, I'm thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thooan, thin, thoan, to basically print unlimited money, and they put it on oil.
And now to make sure the US dollar is so far,
is the most important dollar everywhere,
because the plan has been for a very long time
by these international banks
is to make the US military the storm troopers
of the world banking organization, that they were going to use our military to go in to go to go to go to go to go to go in in in in in in in to go...... the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to, to, to, their. their. their. I. I. their. I. And, their. And, their. And, their... And, their........ And, their.......... And, the........... And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, to. And, to. And, to. And. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, in doors and steal resources and put people in slavery under central banks and go look at the
the what's his name but the the Wesley Clark hammer nail video where he talks about the
US government military is going to do after 9-11. The list of countries are going to.
Take that list of countries, go look at the list of countries
of countries that didn't have centralized banks in the year 2000,
and you'll see how fucking similar.
Those are the exact same list, minus Cuba.
The exact same list.
So basically, so the whole thing was to use the US military dollar, to enforce the Petro dollar dollar, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, the th, the the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, the theyc, theyc-a, go, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go, go go go, go go go, go, go, go go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, theyluce, theyluce, the the the the the the toge, toge, toge, too, too, toe.a, toe.a, toe.a, toe.a, toe.a, toe. Wea, toe. Wea, thea, goa, goa, goa, goa, goa, the whole thing was to use the U.S. military to enforce the Petro dollar, meaning all oil
must be traded in the U.S. dollars, which props up to U.S. dollar.
Well, a bunch of countries have decided they didn't want to do that, and they were trying
to get us off it, and their oil in the Petro dollar.
Well here comes China, they're so powerful and there's no way we could whack off their leader.
There's just no way.
All hell would be pointless.
I mean it's such a, anybody could run the country the way it's designed.
Next up? Yeah, it'd just be like that.
For sure. But I mean, the th- th way it's designed. Next up? Yeah, it'd just be like that. For sure, but I mean, dude, chaos would ensue.
Chaos would ensue.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, if it came back to us, certainly.
I mean, what I'm saying is I don't think there'd be like a crisis of government or anything.
I think it would just be the next.
Yeah, because of the, the, Soviet Union where there would be like a sort of a struggle for power. I really don't think it would be like that.
One out of every six people on planet Earth are Chinese.
That's crazy.
And dude, you know how they, we kind of think of them, people, some people still think of
them as, you know, you can only have two kids thoo. thoo. thi. tho' tho, you the, you the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. One, one. One, one. One, one tho. One tho. One tho one tho one tho one tho one tho one tho one one. One one. One one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one. One. One. One, one one one one one one one one. One, one one one. One, one. One, one. One. One, one. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one. One one people to have kids. Oh yeah. They're giving them like tax bonuses and shit to have more children, more children, more children.
We're fucked.
Theo Vaughan just got back from China.
He said he saw a Chinese man fall from a building,
exploded into a bunch of other Chinese men.
So it's just not stopping, man.
Just not stopping.
I used to have a joke today, even though I just did, and it's still rocks.
I know a Chang, he's cool, dude.
So, so basically, they now put out the,
the Petro Huan, it sounds more Mexican, Chinese, okay?
And what they're doing is going into countries that we refuse to do business with, Russia, Iran, other countries, and then they're going,
OK, US won't deal with you.
Why don't you deal with us?
We'll give you aid.
We'll do business with you.
They're going in Iran right now.
They're going into Russia, which is really bad.
I mean, I don't know. And they're accepted because they don't come with the threate of tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi.... thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooo. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,'re accepted because they don't come with the threat of regime change.
Yeah. I'm saying like doing business with the United States means potentially we're going to
fuck with your politics. China? No. Well, you know dude, it's almost like, one day I gave a little speech
to Tony Hinchcliffe and I don't know if you ever followed it or not. Sorry I miss that. But the speech was about, the speech was about he wanted to be comedy's fucking evil guy, right?
Okay.
And I go, but you gotta play it right, I told him.
You know, it's like, do you want to be Lex Luthor?
You know, the Joker?
I go, the Joker.
I go, no, you don't.
You want to be Lex Luthor.
Depends on who's joker?
Just hear me out. Just hear me out. The joke, everybody knows the Joker's coming.
They, he lives in the sewer with crazy people, right?
The Joe, everybody knows the Joker's true.
Nobody knows Lex Luthor's gonna do damage until it's too fucking late.
He's, he's smiling, he's profiling, he's living in a giant mansion
with the hottest chicks.
You can't th let let let let let let the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the's the's the's the's the's the's the's thoes thoes thoes thoes the chicks. You can't let everybody know you're coming.
The United States is the joker.
Everybody knows trouble's coming.
China is playing it like Lex Luthor.
And they're like, oh here you go.
You want money?
You get money.
Yeah, you go.
You do what you are.
I forgot who said it to us.
But he was like, I remember we were together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together together to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to someone, I remember we were together, might not have been on Mike, but he was like, the devil knows the scriptures too.
So it's like, China's like, we've been reading your book for a long time.
Oh yeah, dude.
We know how to do this.
China has five, of the top ten banks in the entire world, they have five.
That's amazing. That's not, that's going to win in money. Dude, what do you mean in muscle? Because I got, dude, there's a billion of them.
And they don't have any qualms about government control of resources at all.
I mean, it's the banks, corporations, they're all intertwined with the government.
They're basically getting the legion of doom together.
Do you have anything on South China Sea? Okay, let's thia's, okay, South China Sea, basically after World War II, Japan ceded
its territory in the Pacific and the South China Sea.
And China took everything, like the South China Sea, they lay claim to almost all of it.
It's called the nine dash line.
It's this line that demarcates their sphere of influence in the South China Sea, which is just the water, the water, the water, the water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, basically, to, basically, basically, basically, basically, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their, their their to their, to to South China Sea, which is just the water directly south of China.
Yeah. And you, you, UN, according to the UN like law or the sea or whatever,
countries have the explicit, I mean, the exclusive economic rights to the area 200 miles off their shore.
Yeah. So what China is doing, and it's brilliant, it's these little islands called the Spratlies. The Spralli Islands. They're their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah what China is doing, and it's brilliant, it's these little islands called the Spratley's,
the Spratley Islands.
They're building islands.
Yes.
To expand the empire.
Yeah, yeah, and they're dredging sand out of it.
They have these great satellite shots of it, dredging sand out of the ocean and then
building these islands and putting runways and military bases. And what they do is, like, I think it's like Vietnam, Indonesia and the Philippines have
claims to these islands.
And what they're doing, what China is doing is just surrounding their islands, where
they have like, I think like one island has eight Philippines military guys
on it.
And they just surround it with fishing ships and military ships until the guys are starved out. They move in
and then they're slowly, slowly advancing. They're so patient. They're the
Borg dude. And so what this is, though, let me give you some stats on the
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And if you, I mean, I think it was like Steve Bannon, you know, fuck the guy, but
he said that that's where we're going to see. And you know what they just built there? A little island on Hunan. We've talked about on Patreon. That's where they built their harp. That's where they built their high
freeing. Okay, yeah. And so the idea is it's the Chinese radar facility but it's in the
most southern point so that it could be used to scatter submarine transmissions, incoming. So this is like, this is like if you're building the game the game the game the game the game. If you're building, if you're building, if you're building, if you're building the game, if you're building the game, if you're building the game, if you're building the game, if you're building the game the game the game the game the game, the game, the game, the game, the game the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. theeat. theat. their their their hi. their hi. their hi. their their their their their their their their their the game of risk, you're now preparing for war. Well, yeah. Dude, I saw one thing where like, there was some reason that it was beneficial for them to demonstrate
that people were actually having, it wasn't just a military island, one of these islands.
And so they can, they went and just built like a movie theater and shit.
But there's like a fucking movie theater. Chinese ghost cities are everywhere. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it was. It's, it was. It's, it was. It's, it was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like a fucking movie theater. Chinese ghost cities are everywhere. They do that all the time. It's insanity, man.
I mean, it's really, and they're doing it on every front
because they have essentially unlimited resources.
Can we please do a tinfoil hat Chinese go city tour?
I would love that, dude.
What were they just bringing in Chinese. Have you heard of this? No, I don't know about that. Basically, they're taking time they think by 2020 it will be live. They rate you on how you interact
socially. Oh, it's like black mirror. Yeah. So, so basically how you interact socially and business-wise,
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So if you're an asshole and you're on your phone a lot, you don't get to go to the movies, I'm fine with this.
No, dude. If you're on your phone a lot, you get to go a lot of movies.
I'm into this. All the time. You get a high score because you're always checking in on shit. That's like the only... What's going on? That's like the only thing that the best thing is about sending a text to Sam is that he doesn't reply but if
you look at his Twitter he just posts something and you're like, oh this is like
if I need to talk to Sam and it's urgent, tweet him. I was gonna ask you how you
to stay sane because now I'm coming on a year and I literally I'm like, I need a therapist. Oh, thanks comedy. Give me a therapist.
Aaron.
You know how you do it, Aaron, you don't listen.
Oh, hold on.
Don't start it.
No, I love Sam.
Yeah.
I love Sam.
I've learned, I've learned.
I've learned.
I've learned.
I've learned. where you found you. Yeah, in North Carolina playing banjo, staring at his cousin's ass.
I was a part of the mainstream media actually before I came here.
Oh yeah.
Maybe you can surround yourself with crazy people, your life wouldn't be crazy.
Yeah, I know.
You, gobbling.
So the biggest interesting thing is, so they got the social group, which is scary
shit. They're also starting to do scores on other like people outside the country. So they're like they're preparing. Wait so so like if you
want to immigrate to China or visit China then oh sorry dude you're like
negative eight. Yeah you can't come and hang out. Yeah but the weirdest thing is
the Chinese drug game they're getting to the drug game now and they're basically behind this whole fentanyl. Oh interesting. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like they're like they're like. They're like. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. they're th. they're th. they're they're th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're basically behind this whole fentanyl epidemic.
Oh interesting.
They're basically cooking the fentanyl and then shipping it here and putting it in all
this crazy as shit.
Dana's like, stop getting boner pills at AMPM because they probably have fentanyl in them,
you know?
Be a nice little buzz.
And just like a little bit of fentanyl.
Did you guys talk about all those people that died in that park a couple weeks ago from
It was just bring this up?
It was like they were it was like synthetic pot that had been laced with fentanyl and fentanyl and they and like 20 people
Overdose in a park like one part. Why are people smoking synthetic weed?
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I think the synthetic variety is more addictive.
Why do we need any drugs past cocaine?
Okay, we got weed, shrewms, DMT cocaine.
That's it.
Opioio the legalize everything, but. I do, uh, decriminalize at least.
Decriminalize, yeah, like Portugal.
Let's do it.
Have you watched this, uh, I, I'm a killer on, on, uh,
no, you would tell me about the.
Dude, most, most of they say. Well, well, once while you see a guy, you're like, this dude just, just fucking wrong place,
wrong time or just wrong influences, then you meet some guys.
You're like, yep, that's what's jail for.
This fucking Mexican guy's like, I thought I was the son of the devil.
I would take like black widows just throwing by my chest.
Hey, Punta, look, I'm still alive. You're like, okay, you never need to get out. You never need to get out ever again.
It's like that guy, the grim sleeper, you know that guy?
Oh man, I watched his interrogation this week.
And man, that's a creepy guy.
It's that guy that killed these photos in his house and on his hard drive of women they don't know who they are and they're trying to
figure out like who are these dead people because everybody else who was
photographed was dead and they got dozens of photos and they're like they're
prostitutes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just like a film or something
the sureest sign of just diversity in America is that we're starting to get some quality black serial killers, right?
You know, I mean like, I'm tired of white guys doing all that shit. I'm tired of, yeah, so the
try, so that's another thing, the Chinese game, the drug game, they're trying to kill us through
drugs, because didn't they say? It's every front. I'm telling you, they're they're advancing, they're advancing we sent and we just bombarded them with heroin and like...
Yeah, I mean, I think they were into opium for a long time.
And they were, we were behind that.
They're just literally stealing our fucking game plan, dude.
I think they cracked down so hard on that shit though, like made it like illegal,
yeah, you know, it's not as much a problem. Some mental illness guy when I was in China had gotten busted with drugs, but he had like mental problems and they were going to put them to death.
I know how they're going to get you Sam. What? Sex bots. Yeah, I mean, dude, we just, that's what we should just send sex box to China. Just have them blasts inside those and then there be no more Chinese people. What do you guys think about the trade war, the tariffs and the the the the sts the the the the sts???? their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their sex. Seree. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. they. S. they. they. they's. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. they. I. they. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're think about the trade war, the tariffs and stuff with China? Got any opinion on that? Well dude, here's a thing, like most of these tariffs are basically trying to counter tariffs they have on us.
So I just don't understand why every president before, we're cool with people tariffing us.
And I believe these tariffs, especially with China, were done on purpose. So American countries are like look like we got to move our plants over there
because they're tariffing us over here.
That sucks, which probably meant that they were told to do tariffs on us
so they would have an excuse to move over there for cheap fucking labor.
That is my opinion.
Listen, dude, everyone's like, I got every libertarian.
Oh, dude, trade tariffs are bad. I'm like, they're tariffing us. Like all these things. Where does it in though?
I mean, they've already come back with us,
at us with more tariffs.
How about no more tariffs?
You don't do tariffs?
We don't do tariffs.
We don't do tariffs.
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I honestly believe in all my heart that we would beat them because they can't
think outside the box. I mean I think at the end of a war like that there
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You know who else can't think outside the box?
Don't be an idiot.
A. A. A. Ron.
Good transition.
That was great.
You're done messed up, A. A.A. Ron.
Get filthy animal.
Aaron. Looks like we got a new king of the segues
Ryan Davis
Aaron thoughts
What's what's China's
Stuff crust pizza game look like
They're attacking on that front. I don't think it's good dude. He literally just woke up over there. He's like Stuffed crusts pizza. We finally had an episode which I think you could have something and you just care about stuff crust pizza?
I Google image search Chinese pizza. It looks like shit. Yeah, of course it does.
See we got him. We got them. We got them. Of course it does. We got them.
Oh yeah, look at that with a hole in the middle. Get the fuck out of here.
It's so funny when you go to China all you want to do is find to do is is is is to find to do is to do is to do is to do is to do is the burger is to do is to do used to work at P.F. Changs back in the day, and they'd always bring Chinese people
in to P.F. Changs.
I'm like, why are you bringing them?
Bring them to like the Harley-Davidson Cafe or some shit where they can get a hamburger and
a fucking fry.
Well, I think American, Chinese food is kind of their Chinese food is kind of a novelty. Probably better, dude. Like, you ever eat California Mexican versus Real Mexican?
California Mexican is way better than real Mexican.
Way better.
Well, Hawkins pretty good.
Yeah, regional.
There's good.
There's good.
Hey, Johnny, great show.
You were all worried about it, man.
Well, I just, I mean, I didn't know.
I'm not an expert on the topic.
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Oh, I love this show.
No, I think this show's great.
Thank you, dude.
Well, we're glad you're on.
I love it.
I appreciate it.
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That what you described is called Aurora.
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So you guys are the best. Hollet your boy. Johnny, great set. I'll see you tomorrow for Punchrunk.
And yeah, we'll do it soon. Thank you guys. Bye. I'm sorry.