Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #121: Superstitions, Demonic Possession and Gaslighting with Tigerbelly's Khalyla

Episode Date: September 6, 2018

Thank you for your support. This episode we welcome from the hit podcast Tiger Belly, Khalyla Kuhn, to discuss filipino superstitions, demonic possession and gaslighting people. Thank you for all of your support.

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Come with me. Into the waters of conspiracy with Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Mr. Sam Tripoli. With my friend Ryan. Ah, hi Ryan. We're the first gay couple of conspiracy theories.

I think it's beautiful, man. You're all up there, partner? Say that again. It's some mystical deep, dark realm, crazy shit. Wake up, Aaron, the reptile people everywhere. Hey man, where's the truth there, dog? Oh, what the fuck are you guys who we're talking about? Are you ready to get your mind blown?

Yeah, here we are again. Welcome to another festive episode of Tinfoil. I hope you Americans out there had a great Labor Day weekend to the rest of the world. Hope you had a great Monday. We're back in the studio after a very successful Tinfoat hat comedy night. We were the only show to sell out in the comedy store last night. The rest of it was fucking, it was kind of weird how how slow it was store last night. The rest of it was fucking, it was kind of weird how, uh, how slow it was there last night.

So we thank everybody who came out and rocked. What a wonderful night of comedy. Want to thank Eddie Bravo, Theo Vaughan, and A, A, Ron for coming up and busting his, uh, almost dying on stage to do a prop comedy. So, uh, thank you, Aaron for th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, thi, thi, to, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to tho to to tho tho tho tho tho tho to rying to do a prop comedy. So thank you, Aaron, for coming and basically saying the only thing you believed in is that, Theo Vaughan's grandpa went blackface to get work as a slave.

That was a fun moment in comedy last night. So thank you all very much. And that means on to the next one, Niagara Falls, 14th and 15th, 14th and 15th, or is it 15th and 60th? What is it 14th or 15th? I think it's 14 to 15th. Just go buy tickets, go to the corner comedy.com. Go grab your tickets now. I promise you, this will sell out, it will be packed, and it's going to be great. We're going to keep our streak of fucking rocking out and everywhere we go. So grab them, I'm very excited about going to Canada. I haven't been there in a while, so we're excited about being back.

Next Tuesday though is September 11th. It is comedy chaos, those tickets are selling. Russell Peters, Joe Rogin, Kyle Canane. The, Brandon Schaub just got added. Sarah Tiana, the list goes on and on, come out. Those tickets are only only only only only only only only only only. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to to to th to to to th to to to th to th to th th th th tho tho tho th th th th and on, come out. Those tickets are only $20. And then the other show I want, Pooch, is October 3rd. I'm at the Brea Improv with my good friends, the Smash Brothers, Corey and Chad, George Perez,

Matt, Mike Catherwood, and Mike Tully. So grab those tickets now, should be an amazing time. The Patreon is a rocking episode will be out tickets now should be an amazing time. The Patreon is a rocking that episode will be out today. We have Megan Holiday from K-Rock on the show. That's gonna be a good one and once again our t-shirt guy has bolted on us so we have to find a new t-shirt guy. That shall be fun. But get on the Patriot rock it out. Joining us, we're very excited to have her on. She's from the very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very the the the the the the the the the the the the toe-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. toooooooooooooooo-s. too-s. to-s. to-s. to-so-so-so-so-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-a-s excited to have her on. She's from the immensely popular. She's the second part of one of the biggest podcast out there, Tiger Belly. Please welcome, Kalila, everybody.

Thanks, you guys. We're super excited to have you on. Can we actually show her? There we go, boom. She's that StuffCrust Pizza is really hitting them now. He slowed down a lot. How are you? I'm good. Thank you for coming on. We really appreciate it. How's the show going? It's going well. You know, we don't leave home. We walk over to the second bedroom and that's where we record. That's great. So when I do other people's podcasts, believe it or not, I get a little hitch in my in my breath. Yeah, like I have to carry a little paper towel to like wipe my hand. Really because you get sweaty their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th.................. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. little paper towel to like wipe my hand. Really? Because you get sweaty? Yeah, but it's because I'm not home. Right. Because I'm a fucking hermit otherwise.

Do you have social anxiety? Really bad. Me too. I have an incredibly bad social anxiety. And it's so weird for people to not believe that people with social anxiety can actually perform or appear normal. You're right. But it's because we've actually trained ourselves over the years to be really good at pretending to be adjusted. We have a, we have places that we are comfortable with. Like I can go to the comedy store. My girlfriend's like, why are you going to the comedy store tonight?

You're not performing that. Well, it's like the one place that I'm comfortable with sitting at where I don't feel like this like I always feel this immense pressure to have to entertain people, remember everybody's names, do all this I just feel like this this like kind of scope is on me all the time and when it's not but that's how I feel I feel like I'm the center of attention though I know I'm not but I feel that and it gets immense pressure to have to entertain everybody, shake hands, kiss babies, and all that weirdness that just comes with it. So I mean I've gone to birthday parties where I just walk in, shake the person's hands,

happy birthday and just walk right out and go home. So I showed up and I, you know, so it's, it's really's why my career comedically isn't as great as it could be, because I'm not really good at socializing, networking, I can't kiss ass and I can't really talk to anybody I don't feel comfortable with. Does it sound like anyone you know at all? Smiling and dialing is not my thing, hitting up agents to represent me, not my thing. I'm just really not into any of that. So yeah, I understand where it's at, where you're coming from that. Yeah, Bobby's exactly the same way. Exactly. To a Tee. I almost feel like there's, he

thrives in chaos and with extreme, around extreme personalities. And once you throw him back into the masses or the regular sane regular sane normal people he freaks out. It's almost like he's short circuits because he doesn't know how to express himself in a way that's more muted down or a little bit you know yeah but he feels normal around other crazy comedians. Right, right, yeah. And he's also been at the comedy store for about 23 years so it's like his house. Yeah He's there a lot and he's loved there and he, you know, where he goes there, everybody, Bobby! I do that. I called him Bob yesterday and I immediately regretted it.

I was like, I don't know well enough to call him Bob. That's a Steve thing right there, right? But I was lucky that he did slap the me. He's keeping it strong, so respect. I love it. So you guys are a Tinder hookup? We are. But this is when Tinder was still okay. We were Grindr. Yeah. I'll take it, why not? What was that like?

Now, did you know who Bobby was before that? He knew him from his mad TV days? I had gone to the comedy store once, but I had seen him. I had a comedy fan, so I knew who he was, so I knew the types of game he was probably going to attempt to play. So I didn't fall into that. Like the first thing he says, like meet me at the comedy store, nope, drive your ass to Long Beach. Yeah, in fact I didn't go to the comedy store, I didn't go to his side of town for months. Really? Yeah, I just th th th th th th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that thoom. that that that that that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoom. I thoom. I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I that th. I that th. I that th. I that that that that that that the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thee to the the didn't go to his side of town for months. Really?

Yeah, I just knew that that's what he was going to do. So women have to do that. Like you have to play this game where you can't just give it up really quick? Shadowplay. Yeah, it's Shadowplay. What's a shadow play? It's Bobby coined this term anytime you have to strategize its shadow play, basically. But I, you know, it's his place of power. If I go walk into the comedy store,

I would have just been the umpteenth girl he would have had around his arm that year. Yeah. And I know that somebody with status, somebody who feels that on a daily basis, needs to put in the work to feel like he's earned something. It's shadow play on my part. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have to have th th th thi to have to have to have to have to have to to to have to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to have have th. to have to have the to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to to to to thateee the the the the put in the work to feel like he's earned something. Yeah. It's shadow play on my part. Yeah. I had a shadow play him back. Yeah, yeah. Bobby Lee's an enigma and I love it. He's a wonderful person. You guys are really similar. Yeah. You had no idea. Me and George, we had a meeting last week and we just like had a heart to heart where I was like, you're because we're basically wards. th like Robbins, and we both have lunatic Batman's.

Like if you didn't tell Batman to do something, he wouldn't put on his cape, he won't get into the Batmobile, but once he does, he performs, you know, so. Yeah, so listen, are you excited about crazy rich Asians? As a Filipino, does that resonate with you? It resonates in a, okay, in the Philippines, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's, there's, the Philippines. . It resonates in a, okay, in the Philippines there's a tier. We don't have a middle class.

It's either you're very rich or your dirt poor. It's a third country. And that has to do with where you're born. Yeah. Is it easy to move up as from the poor to the super rich? The rich, just keep getting richer there. There's, like I said, there's no middle class there. So when I watch a movie like that it reflects even though I'm happy that it's a full Asian cast it reflects something that I know to be... Oh that's an interesting take on that. It's a it's a

rich kid thing. It's a what's it called they have class systems? It's a class system almost. Like with any I'm sure even even China where there's, even though the standard of living is much higher, right, there is like the super rich and then there's a super poor. I mean in particular like, India and Indians, they're considered Asians, which always cracked me up, but you know, like they're considered Asians and that's a real caste system, like super rich super rich and untouchables. I mean the Philippine the islands it's 2,000 islands 7,000 islands 7,107 depends on high tide low tide but also some of the islands disappear in the

high tide wow okay so many people do the live on that they don't live on the ones that get submerged high time. Yeah you're like eight dialectics or is they more? More? More way more? th? the the way? Wow? the way? the way? the way? the way? the the way? the th? the th? th? th? th? the th? the the th? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thous. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. thous. thous. thous. thous. thous. the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thi. thi. the thi. the thi. the thi. I thi. I thi. thousand thousand the thousand the the the They don't live on the ones that get submerged. Eight dialects or is it more? More, way more. Tagalog is the main language, the national language. But I don't speak Tagalog. I speak one from, it's called Bessaya. Let's get the origin story. So where did it all go?

Because I know that you're, um, one of the loves of my life was was was was was was was the life life life life life is life life life is life life is life life life is life life life life is life is life life life life is the the the the loves of my life was half Filipino. She was a Mexiopino, in my opinion. If you drop Filipino in anything, it makes it better. It's like the umami of races. And she is like, so I know that you're a mixed breed if you will, if she used the terms of a- Well, we're all mixed breeds. What are you? I'm, look at me. I got crooked tees, red hair, red, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.............. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. It. It. It. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It, th. It, th. It. It, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, to be a No, I like being a mutt. So yeah, where did it all where were you I was born in Sabu I was born and raised there until I was 15 and then I came here and that's that's my

life. I identify with being Filipino more so than my father who was Egyptian and French, but he lived in the Philippines with us. I don't know that side of my family. Do you know what that comes from? That's very primal shit. You tend to identify with your mother's family. Do you know why that is? And that happens? Because with me, when I talk about on stage, I talk about how I'm Armenian. I'm half Armenian, I'm equally as much Italian, I'm as equally as much Italian as I am Armenian, but for some reason I identify with the Armenian side. And not that my Italian side didn't love me at all or anything, they showed me nothing but love the whole time, but you tend to have a closer bond with your mother's side, because in the weirdest of ways, it is the one part of the family that you 100% know is your family. That, you know, it's like with your dad, your dad, unless he does a DNA test, hopes it's his kid and I know

it sounds really crazy, but that's why the mother's side of family tear the kid more than the father's side of the family because they 100% know that that's their kid. Yeah. Yeah. I've had friends that had babies and they're like, oh man, I love my husband. Once I had a child, I knew that I love this thing instantly way more. I'll push them into a volcano. That happens to a lot of women where if their man decided to break things off after the child, they're not as grief-stricken. Because because're like wait you you know you gave me a seed thank you good-bye yeah right so it's interesting if it makes sense you you're right you connect more with the Filipino side also my dad was

incredibly old he was 36 years older than my mom how old was your mom my mom my mom was 23 when she had me my dad was already in his 60s. Good for your dad! And the weird part is that you would think that it was just some stereotypical foreigner goes to the Philippines, get some young hussy, you know, opportunistic husky, but that's actually not how it worked at all. My dad and you guys might find this interesting. He used to tell us tall tales about things that I had been shot in the spine or my Humvee rolled over and we always thought these were like grandiose ways of maybe connecting

with us. And when a couple days ago we looked through, I didn't even know he was a fucking Army veteran. We looked through his old paperwork, his papers. And it turned out he wasn't lying. He actually worked for an intelligence agency. For years, before it was the CIA, my dad was born in 1924 and he was a part of the CIC, which is like specially trained agents. Yeah, and that's how we ended up in the Philippines. Wow, that's incredible. And all this time I thought he was just foolish. I always said, oh he was some international man of mystery, but I never that. that. that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was just that was just th. th. th. that was just that was just that was just that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's was just was just was just was just was just was just was just was just was just. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the th. th. th. thi. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's time I thought he was just foolish it. That's... I always said, oh, he was some international man of mystery,

but I never know what that meant. I just said that just to say it. So when did you find out that it was all true? Last week? What? Really? Yeah, because I was... My sister and I were unearthing all of these old photos just to look at them. Where's your sister live? In Atwater.

Okay. And yeah, we found out that he was in this thing called the CIC and he was pretty high ranked and I looked it up by Wikipedia and it was like, oh my god. Really? This mothucker really is James Bond. That's so interesting. That sounds like a movie, right? And now of a sudden, you got skills you didn't even know and you can start killing people.

I had just flame shooting out of my hand. That's great. Wow. I wish that. I knew my, see, my dad, I love him the death. I love him. But he is, I'm thankful that I had such a flawed dad. He's very flawed. So I got to to to to to to that I got that I got that I got that I that I got that I that I that I that I that I that I had I had I had I had I had I had I had I had I had I had I had that I had that I had a that I had a that I had a that I had a that I had a that I had that I had that I had that I had that I had that I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had that I had. I had that I had that I had that I had that I had that I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had. I had a that I had a that I had a that I had a that. I had a that. I had a that. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to see what happens with those flaws and

when I saw those flaws in me I was able to nip that shit the bud. It's very interesting how you could either learn from your father or become your father very quickly. Yeah Jimmy Hendrix has a song called manic depression and it's about his mother and so he's the whole lyrics is talking about how growing up with a manic depressed mother and if you think about how his music... Manic depression. Yeah.

And as a kid, that was my mom. My mom has, my mom's manic depressed person, hardcore. My whole life, I remember like, mom crying and my dad's bipolar. So when you see the goblin, you're seeing like the two coming together. Yeah, yeah. I try like, I try like, I try like, I try like, I try like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. tha. thu. thu. thus. tha. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. tha. tha. tha coming together. That's why I'm like, don't look, look away. I try hard not to, but you know. Are you a superstitious person? So I'm very science-minded, but because I grew up in the Philippines,

which is very strongly Catholic, it's inescapable to be superstitious. You have to have some part of you that believes in it because I think it's you're so surrounded by it When you live in like a Catholic country like that especially a country that's been conquered so many different times Yeah, we've been colonialized everyone's house is on top of like a cemetery they didn't even know existed Dude cemeteries are so dope in the Philippines on November 1st my birthday. You know how the Mexicans have the the the the the the the the the the the the they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they they? they they? they they they they they they they they they they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their c. their c. their c. their their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. their c. I is is. I is their c. their c In the Philippines on November 1st, my birthday, you know how the Mexicans have the Dio de Los Mortos? Yeah. In the Philippines, everyone goes to the cemetery and they get hammered for three days. For three days? Yeah, it's a massive party. In fact, it's a national holiday, there's no school

for that whole week. And, um, so they take off from school to let everybody go hang out in graveyards? Oh yeah, and then we bring food, we bring a whole roasted pig, we bring alcohol and people just party it up. Wow! And what's that called? What's the holiday call? It's all Saints Day, all Souls Day. All Saints and all Souls Day. And what does that, is there, what is the reason for that part?

Is the famous for that part? Is there like a famous event that happened? It's just we sit with a dead. So we sit with our family members that pass and we pour liquor all over their graves and get hammered. Do you do that? I was too young then to drink, but yeah, everyone was like fucking shooting guns just for fun around. And the cemetery is a very festive place in the Philippines. It's not as, you know over here we painted as like th as like the th the th the th th. the th. the th. the the th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. the the the the the the the the thea. the the thea. the the thea. thea. thea. the. very festive place in the Philippines. It's not as, you know, over here we painted as like some scary kind of, oh, it's a very somber place maybe. Not in LA, they show movies in our cemeteries. Oh yeah, I think that's true. That's true. I took a girl on a picnic recently in a cemetery. Oh, that's so sweet. That should be a tha be a sad. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. It. It's the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a very. It's a very. It's to. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's a very. It's a very. It know that, here's a few of the Filipino superstitions. Let me know if you know this one.

Don't sleep with your hair wet. Why? Are you wake up blind? There you go. What? What? Yeah. It's crazy.

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to step back in order to reverse it. You know we all hear those things though but that is you know so interesting about superstitions a lot of them stem from just mothers fears. Do you know what I'm saying?, don't go swimming after you just ate. I mean, that literally has nothing to do with anything. It's just a mom was afraid maybe you might be too full to swim or something like that. Like, a very famous one. I remember my cousin saying she was much older than me. She's like, don't wear your hat all the time. You're gonna go bald. And you're like, that literally has nothing to do with anything, thia, thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to to to that, to to to to to to to to that, to time. You're going to go bald and you're like that literally has nothing to do with anything but I remember growing up if I and to this day I take my hat off and when I'm sitting in somewhere and it's because I don't want to go bald

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No stuff, Cross, we love you. All right. Don't sleep with your feet facing the door or a window. Are you, why? Because you're inviting bad spirits to take you. It's always bad spirits. Is it a Filipino thing? Always bad spirits. Like if you're pregnant you can't sleep by a window. Really?

Really? Really? You know, turn it into a devil baby. Yeah, but we have some really weird ones. Like, the thi. thii. are not mythical creatures or things that they tell you tell children to fear are very different. Like we have a Parait White O, which is a priest without a head. You're supposed to fear that. We have a Babu Bakya.

And it's basically, I think it's our version of the Chupacabra, but it's basically a pig with boots. And it's supposed to somehow like insight fear in young children. But the most famous famous is called an Aswang, and it's basically like a bird creature, which is like a half human. Half a human, half bird? Yeah. And what's it? Do you eat children and stuff? It eats everybody.

Yeah, it has a long tongue and it kind of just... Well you never know, because like island cultured, it's biologicic, in the Philippines, like a tiny little like tea cup little elephant dude. So when we were talking about this one, do you have... Don't put your purse on the floor. Oh yeah, don't put your purse on the floor? Oh yeah, don't put your purse on the floor? But they think that's like all cultures. Is that just a woman thing? Yeah. Really? I know I don't have persons so I don't know. So do you have any personal weird experiences in the Philippines? Oh yeah. Really? Dude, okay I like I said I'm very science-minded but there's something that I noticed. We're very over-stimulated with with it's too much stimuli in a big city like LA but when you go back to, when I go back to the Philippines or go to the province province and the province and the province and th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toeeea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. thi. thi. thi city like LA. But when you go back to, when I go back to the Philippines or go to the province and things are quiet, you feel things you wouldn't normally feel in a city.

You hear things you wouldn't normally hear. I don't know if it's my mind getting to me, but I, you know, randomly, like the hair is in the back, my neck will stand. Or you just feel a different presence, you know, as you. But my mom has, to this day, swears by this story that has basically scarred me my whole life and has something to do, she calls it Spirit of the Glass, which is our version of the Wi-Gi Board. Really? So instead of like real letters, we put down like a blanket or whatever. It's the same same exact it works the

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Where do you live? And it said, tres de April, which is the street that my mom, my mom and her grandparents' house was at. Basically right there, they're like, oh, this person lives here. And I'm like, what's your name? And then she goes, her name's Rita. And my my my my their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, threathomenk, th. th. thrien, thi, thriease, th. the, the, the, thrie, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thri. And, the. And, the. And, theease, theeeeeease. And, theease. And, theeease. And, thease. And, the. And, the. And, her name's Rita. And my mom says like two minutes later, a woman comes, a neighbor comes screaming through the door. Somebody helped me.

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They just had college kids playing this. She was a little bit younger, she was still in her early teens. Oh my God. So have you ever played with the Wiji board or? No, I don't do that. It's weird that I know in my reasonable mind... She told you this as a kid. Yeah and she repeats it as an adult. Yeah, moms love to do that. My mom loves to set me up for... She loves to bear bad news. She loves to tell me who died. That's my mom's thing. She'll call me up. Oh, you know, to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's tho. tho. tho. that's thi. tho's tho. tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to to to to to told. to told. told. to told. told. to to told. thee. thee. thooooo. the. call me up she goes oh you know that mr. Johnson your your PE teacher really loved you oh yeah he's great he's dead

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She must love that show. Do you ever record it and send it to her? It's on the weather channel, right? Who does a show called When Plains Crash? It's a how, yeah, why planes crash? Oh, that's so good. The weather channel, that's gotta do something, right? Because you just gotta go outside to see the weather.

You don't really need the weather channel. Am I, anybody else? The farmer's almanac was over like 200 years ago, and it would tell you about what the weather was last year. Yeah. And that thing kept on, it still gets bought to this day. I know Aaron has a copy of a farmer's th. No, it's all an app. It's all app-based now.

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How are you gonna do Studs Theater on Santa Monica Boulevard if you don't know the hot spots? I do want to shoot a special there. Dude, you should. So give us it all. I mean, yeah, Ian's like, dude, the Philippines is so creepy. And he's always trying to get me to go there to marry me off. And I'm like, hell no, you're trying to harvest my organs or give me over to a demon. It's just ingrained in us to always offer our friends to family. What we do. I was actually going Island is, it's known for, it's just voodoo. I think that they believe in a woman that's supposed to be like the original black magic woman

or something like that. Jesus. It's black magic. Is there any legends of there coming out of there? Like a three-headed goat, ate a baby or something? I'm sure. Yeah. But mostly it's people who, it's a barang. Barang is when you put a curse on somebody and you either get them sick or get them poisoned or something to that effect.

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So my sister went up there, eyes rolled into her, just shaking, taking the spirit in. I mean she did a whole performance and I was so proud of her and I was like you are a champion. But did you ever have to go up and do it? No, she did one for us on behalf of the whole family. She flung her body backwards. She did like a Rick Flaired Dead Man's job. It was like just like catatonic and then shit. It was amazing. How long did you guys go to this church? For months, we couldn't just break away after we came to America.

We had to thank them in some way. Oh, so they, they basically paid for your ticket there and then you have to agree to attend their church? No, they just became friends with my dad, my dad became like the church counselor, he was the only non-black guy there like the church that you went to and yeah he just you know he was an elder now in their church and we just had to you know attend every Sunday. That is so crazy. They were great people though. They were really nice. I just wasn't into the whole... No I'm with you and it's so interesting because you always see these like baby pastors have you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the church. thi c. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. that's ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. ch. the church. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the church c. the the the the the the the the the te. te. tea. te. te. te. the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. wasn't into the whole. No, I'm with you. And it's so interesting, because you always see these like baby pastors. Have you ever seen where the show videos

of where like babies are being pastors? And you just tell that they're just mimicking what, that's what children do. They just mimic what they see. So they just see like, hey, how the teeth of the force is strong with. It's like Jim Florentine's son. Have you seen him?

He's like the youngest stand-up out there right now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like 10 years old. If he sticks, that that guy is going to be the best ever day. So do you have any other stories of possession? or Philippines. We just want to hear anything. My brother-in-law seems to believe that he saw a real-life possession in the streets of LA. Really?

This guy just, he could have also just been on bath salts. Yeah, that happened. That flakka, you know? That should be a game. Possessed or flocka! So this guy was fully naked, sweating, just sweating, jerking himself off, but also fingering his asshole at the same time, making demonic noises and then running around in circles. Was he the guy on the bus?

Because I remember like a year ago, there was a guy that was doing that on a bus. On the top of a bus he was jacking off and fingering his butt. Maybe that's a bus. On the top of the bus he was jacking off and fingering his butt. Maybe it's the same guy. Maybe that's just his thing. I love LA, dude. But there are plenty of demons in LA. You're saying this guy has a haunted asshole? Demon dicks and haunted holes. That's what this episode should be called. You know it. That's incredible. How long did your brother? Did you say your brother-in-law? So there's, oh your brother-in-law. How long did your brother-in-law watch this demonic possession?

I mean, he had to call him this guy. He's a cop, you know? Oh, he is. Yeah. So he had, he got called to the shit out of his assu. I was dirt shoot. And then, but also jerking off at the same time, but then doing circles. You know, and then making weird demonic sounds. Oh my God. You know, and I take back everything I said about the LAPD. They deserve all the money. They get man. Oh dude, that is the thing between the whole, you know, cops, black people. It's like you have this weird kind of history of, you know, institutional racism versus the hardest job possible.

Like, you know, it's like any day you're like, I could walk into something that where I could die. There's not a lot of jobs that could do that. So you have these things that are just constantly, because, you know, there was institutional racism for a very long time. They basically set it up so that this black community could not succeed. People will get very angry when I say it, but it's the truth, man. It's like whether it's Jim Crow's laws and so on and so forth, the crime bill of 1994, those were all set up to make it so you would basically handicap the black community and then top of that.

I mean, when you see pictures of dogs, you know, attacking black people and then fucking hosing, that's like, people want to act like that's the 1800s, and it's like only like 40, 50 years ago. Yeah. So it's like you got this weird, so both sides have a legit argument. It is hard to be a cop. It is real fucking hard, man. I've been looking into us doing a ride-along in the Rampart division. I love how you just make shit up as we go.

Like, no, I've been looking into this ever since we studied about. Why specifically Rampart? Because they were involved with Tupox murder. Oh, we're just talking about rampart, like Temple Rampart? Yeah. That was a really corrupt police. MS-13? Yeah. That crazy-ass shit. Yeah. Oh yeah.

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It doesn't seem like there's still gang violence. There's a street called Hoover. It's below the 10. They wear orange. If you're at night and you see a bunch of people wearing orange, just blow the stoplights. Just talk to the cops. And I was a lift driver. I would just be doing pick up up USC because I was always trying to like pick up on like black chicks and they'd be like, you crazy. Never give me the time of day. So I was totally doing serial killer shit. the the the tap. So up college girls and never killed anyone yet so I straight blew a light and a cop pulled me over and I was like dude I saw a bunch of guys in orange and he's like all right just this one time yeah so you usually talk to him wow so demon I don't you know I used to live I prefer the hood over Hollywood yeah I would much rather live in where I used to live in long beach where it's like a couple a a a a a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I prefer the hood over Hollywood. Yeah. I would much rather live in where I used to live in Long Beach, where it's like a couple blocks over, they always say couple blocks over, don't walk over there.

It's never like that. Dude, the hood is amazing. No one fucks with you. No one cares if you're blowing up fireworks on the fourth of July. Just no one complains. Where Bobby and I live is annoying shit. If you go on the next door app, suspicious black man standing outside. You know, it's always some, it's just the most unimportant shit. Why are you on that app? Because one time I found a dog and I needed to post on it. I was like, hey, you have found someone's fucking dog and you collect your dog, you know?

And I haven't deleted it since, but the meth heads of Hollywood scare the shit out of me. Really? Are they bad? Over the living in the, where my sister lives in that water, with the tuner bills? They never fuck with you. If you're not, if you're not gang affiliated, they don't mess with you at all. Methheads, they'll mess with you all god-dawn big. All the time, dude. And you could tell when they got the sweats and the demon in their eyes. I saw this guy driving a like a, what are those small British cars, the really small ones? Oh yeah, the Fiatts? Fiat? Right? He's driving a Fiat? Right, the engine's smoking.

And I run up and I'm like, dude, you got to turn your car off. And I look in and dude, this dude was on a meth run like I've never seen. No, no, no, he's just like, me, ma'am, ma'am. I'm like, dude, turn off the car. Your engine's about the blow. And he's trying to grind to gears. I'm like, oh dude, you are gone, bro. I hope you can't feel it when this car explodes. It needs oil. You need to stop.

And they got, ah, and they just got no teeth. And all they want to do is suck your dick. It's fucking weird. What do you guys believe in all that shit. Ghost, everything. I think it's just much more interesting world to believe in all that shit. There's a psychiatrist. He's an Ivy League psychiatrist from Columbia. And he recently switched over and he now fully believes in demonic possessions. In fact, he is the guy that the church goes to, he advises the church as to whether or not it's a psychiatric issue or if it's a demonic possession. And the reason that he believes, this guy named Richard Gallagher, and the reason he believes it is because he cannot, even though if you were to, if you were to take into consideration someone

on meth or someone maybe with like an encephalitis say say for instance. Encephalitis? What is that? Like an inflammation of the brain from like an autoimmune disorder. So, okay. And it starts eating at your brain. It, you do exhibit similar signs of, of a possession, right? You lose your executive functions, you start to like contort your body, have like bizarre body movement and whatnot. But he said, how do you explain someone speaking perfect Latin? Yeah, is it weird? Or shit flying off the

shelves and I'm like, I mean... Have you ever seen anything fly off the shelves? No, not like that, no. The weirdest thing I ever saw as a kid and it's this isn't demotic, it's just weird voodoo, magic, whatever. I used to have this hat right and I could put the... I could put something the the the the the the the th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, that, I that, I that, I that, thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. S s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th magic, whatever. I used to have this hat, right? And I could put the hat, I could put something, I'd take this globe, put their, put the hat over it, do like this, and the thing would be disappeared. It happened all the time as a kid. Really? Yeah, it was crazy. That sounds like something out of a Stephen King novel. I'm not even lying to you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. We to you. to you. to you. to you. the their their their their th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it is, it is, it is, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it is, it is, it is, it is th. th. th. th. It is the. It's thi. It's theeeeeeeeeeeeean. It's that that. theeeeeeee. It's that, it's that, it's that, it's th. It's to you. We take the hat, put it over it, do like, ah, boom, lift the hat and the thing was gone.

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exercise you're using a higher power to command out. So that's why you say in the name of the father, the son, the Holy Spirit, I command you out. So the church went on record back in 1614 for official guidelines on exorcism, so the Vatican, and they revised them in 1999. According to the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishop's signs of demonic possession include superhuman strength, adversion to holy water, and the ability to speak unknown languages. I think that's the kicker is the unknown languages. Because you know how they, they've always said that something like it's called like anti-NMDA encephalitis which is a very

specific type of autoimmune disorder that's caused by like a teratoma there's like a tumor made out of teeth bones and basically body parts what have you never seen a teratoma it's like a little baby twin living inside you a little when Clyla goes medical. This is awesome. I know that. I've heard of that. It's basically like a mini possession. You're being possessed by a little person inside of you. That died, right?

Or didn't make it? Yeah, or it's just a germ cell that didn't, it differentiated into teeth and muscles and muscles and bones and skinned. you know, body parts. That's insane. But a lot, what the teratoma does is it causes this autoimmune response that attacks the brain and so all it's called anti-NMDA ancephalitis and that's what they've always said. That's how they use the medical world explains demonic possessions. Because all of the, all of the symptoms are the same, except for the speaking in perfect Latin. Like the girl. Is it's it this it this it this it this it this it, this it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, the th, th, the th, thus th, you, you, thus thus the the the thus, you the the the the thi, you, you the the the the the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thus, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, thatu, thatu, thatu.auauauauauauauauau. thatu.auauauau. tha tha tha thata thata thata thata thata that, that of the symptoms are the same except for the speaking in perfect Latin like the girl Is it always Latin? I don't know sometimes it's dead languages like people will hear like bits and pieces of Aameric

Aramic, how do you say it Aaron say the word you know I'm talking about Aramaic there. There we go it's the language of Christ. So like it's like a dead language. Why is it dead? So it's like a dead language. Why is it dead? Because it's like an old, yeah. That's crazy. There's also so much crossing over with mental illness. And if you see somebody who's in like a full-blown psychosis,

or say for instance who's like a paranoid schizophrenic, they're very prone to like religious talk or just being really like biblical and you know repeating biblical phrases over and over and over again. So you could argue that you know someone in a full-blown psychosis would be able to mimic something that like how are how am I as a non-Latin speaker supposed to know that that person is speaking perfect Latin do you know what I mean or like or Jesus talk or Jesus dead language like I don't fucking know what that sounds like I'm just probably people who come in and they're like they're recorded but they're also

experts and they're like yeah that's Latin well well there's this idea there's a universal language that we all know so the idea of Adam, Atom, Atom, Amen, like Amen. So these are all like the idea of it all stems. Well it's all from the same, it's all the same, it all leads back to the same. So so much of the same way you say you say like, you say like mama is like one the first words like a child. child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child child the the the the the the the th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's the that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that of the first words like a child will say almost in all languages because it's like the natural way a mouth moves so I think like they're picking up on what's crazy though is I was like man is there any actual examples of demon possession in the Bible and Jesus is they anywhere from six to eleven times casted out like demons from people the most

notorious one is Luke eight chapter 26 39, and it's about the possessed swine. And basically the story goes, Jesus and his disciples were traveling when they came across a man who had been living among the tombs, which was like he was living inside, I guess, well he's probably Filipino and it was a fucking three-day drink band, beyond the dead. And because of his demonic possession approached Jesus fell before him calling out Jesus son of most high God What have you done to us the demons begged him with us? Do not do not do not torment us? So Jesus asked what's your name which is weird thing for Jesus ask? I'm pretty sure you knew it They answered legion is my name. There are many of us. Jesus then removed the demons from the man and sent them into a nearby?? the tie. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th of th of th of the thea. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the the the the the the the the the the the Jesus then removed the demons from the man and sent them into a nearby herd of swine

and the pigs ran down a steep bank and into the sea and drowned. So apparently pig's life. We fuck pigs over so bad. I know. They're so smart and we treat them like shit. We had a pig growing up named Jigga! Chiga! My mom's... I do have another story. My dad, again, Mr. International Man of Mystery, he owned a shipping company in the Philippines. This is when he was still like doing well before the crash and burn. Yeah, shipping company, that's total CIA. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

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And my dad dry docked the boat again, to repair the boat, and with the same fucking steering wail. steering wheel. And then weird things during that dry dock started happening, like one of his crew, like a young dude randomly like died or whatever, and then they took the boat out again and it sank again. And that's when somebody in like that local area was like, hey, let's just bring someone in here like a priest or whatever to see, you know, what's going on. Maybe there's some weird thing. My dad is like totally, he's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th weird thing. My dad is like totally, he's like, no way. That doesn't make sense. I'm an international man of mystery. We don't do ghosts. James Bond doesn't do.

Yeah. We don't do that. Yeah. But he finally like acquiesced just to like make the crew feel safe or whatever. Yeah, and it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. th. th. th. th. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. that, th th th th th th th th th th th th thus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. te. te. te. te live yeah and it turned out that the man said that to remove the wheel and that there was in and there were a lot of people living on the boat that weren't that had passed and that they were they were not going to allow the boat to float and weird things started happening my dad's this guy performed an exorcism like he fucking did the blessing of the boat or whatever and I swear

to you I don't know the full story I know it sounds really like kind of fragmented but when he came home my dad had a full beard but when he came home my dad had a full beard and he was like he was a man of God after that. He was a man of God to be like dude what is a chit Oh, your dad came home in a day and had a full beard? No, no, he was out. He didn't just grow a beard in a day. He'd be like, dude, what is it? Choo chit, chitia? So he didn't speak to us for three months. He slept on the couch for three months.

He was just growing this beard. He looked really depressed. And after that, he told us that, he, he, he, he, he, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, was, to, to, was, was, to, to, to, was, was, was, was, was, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, was, to, to, to, was, was, was, was, was, was, to, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, to.. to. told, to, to, to, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. There was something there that was holding us down. We were and that we never he never set sail on that boat again ever we just let that boat die. What do you think ghosts and demons are? What do you think those are? I don't know. I don't know what I believe in. I just know that I have a healthy amount of fear in them. Enough where I'm like, hey, if in case you're around, don't fuck with me, I'm not mocking you. Let's say you and Bobby put out some kids, right?

Are you going to transfer onto them these Filipino, these Filipino, you know, these weird kind of beliefs that Filipino? They're not just Filipino. Okay, but some of them are Filipino. Some are very much Filipino. Yeah, the Bob Boy Bucke, yeah, with the pig and boots, I'll pass over to my kids. Don't take a picture with three people. That's a, that's very Filipino.

Everybody on Instagram is dead, by the way. Everybody's dead on Instagram. Are you going to pass these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these to pass these on? No, I was a really frightened child. Look at me. I'm an anxious person and I think a lot of that is because my mom has passed on all of her fears on to me and I didn't think that it would affect me because I'm a very reasonable person, but it does. It's somewhere in the back of my mind that I can't explain all I have these fears that I cannot get rid of. Do you watch the news the news the news? the news the news? the news? the news th th th th th th th th. It th. It is. It is. It is th th. It is. It is. It is th th. It is th. It is. It is th thi thi thi thi. It's thi. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. have these fears that I cannot get rid of. Do you watch the news a lot? Are you a big news? Women love the news. And do you love the news?

I did up until about a year ago when I realized it was very detrimental to my mental health. That's amazing. That's such a great, I think if a lot of times we get really sad that we can't control certain things in our lives. And so the one thing you can't control are things you do. You know, for me it's like how I see people like, you know, John McCain and George Bush and Barbara Bush and as all these people pass on or the news tries to rewrite their history with us, you know, we try to make George Bush like a good person because he gave candy the fucking Michelle Obama. Wasn't that cute though? Didn't part, you go, oh, no, I didn't.

It's all in like, he's like, he's like an old, you know, man, oh, like, and he's a different story. You can tell he's still racist because he was like trying his hardest not to really touch her. He's like, there's a blackie. Ah, here you go blackie. Uh, I want to become vegetarian. That's my next thing. And, you know, not watching the news. That is a really, if you want, I want change in the world, stop watching the they had the Supreme Court nomination guy interviewing him and like did like for my girlfriend her news is her porn like I don't know if you've ever come home when your boyfriend's like trying

to turn off the computer because he's watching porn when you weren't there you like oh oh nothing here you know that's my girlfriend she grabs remote she's trying to change the channel as I'm coming in and are you watching that again I thought you loved us but the point is is that so when I woke up the news was on and they were it was so interesting watch MSNBC showing this this interview and or this like hearing and the senator who's who's about to ask the question is like so now I have to do this and you know it was coming I have to ask you about your testimony in December 6 of 2006 where you said and right

there MSNBC did a voiceover of like one of the commentators talking over it so you couldn't hear the question being asked. That shit is all done on purpose man. This whole thing with fucking the Nike Kaepernick shit all done on purpose man this is all to get people to fight with each other. Did you see where the Parkland parent, you know they had the school shooting the Parkland parent, you know, they had the school shooting, the Parkland parent went up to- I saw that one. The shape- And he turned his back, yeah, I saw that one. Do you not think that's the most stage shit? You, how does that guy get to that moment? How does security let that guy suddenly walk in and try to shake his hand? If you don't think that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that you have think think th th th think think thin thin, thin, thin, that you have that you have that you have that's that's their their that's that's their their that one. I that one, that one, that one, I that one, I that one, I that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one, their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I th. I thin, thin, thin, that. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, that that that that that that that that their, their, I this guy randomly can just walk in and try to shake his hand.

If you don't think that's all engineered, and the guy's like, I don't know who the fuck you are and walks off, oh my god, he disrespected the Parkland pair. It's all meant to get you not to pay attention. And then you had the girl sitting behind him with like doing this, did you see that? Oh, that's so dumb. And everyone's like, oh, she's saying the fuck. The white power thing? Yeah, if she's doing that, she's doing that on purpose.

The lady is Mexican and Jewish. Yeah, it's so stupid, dude. And the fact that her husband had to come to fight with each other. I don't fight people on that. And that brings us. I always tell Bobby because he's a fucking tragedy porn guy and he's also really, you know, he gets really heated over. You know, please tell Bobby I love them. Sometimes I think he thinks they're. Before we get out of there, because you have recently taught me something. I mean, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, to, to, to, and, to, and, too, and, and, and, and, and, the the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. to. t. to. t. tto. tto. t. t. t. t. t. t.there is no tiger belly I love that you just are open about everything and I'm kind of the same way you said something you're in passing you said you're such a gas slider and I was like what the fucks that I

paused the podcast looked it up and I was like oh my god I'm a gas slider and I'm I was like hey Sam you might be a gas slider he looked it up he didn't say yes the king of that and I hate that I do it. Do you do it to your woman? Do you, to your girlfriend? Let me break it down so we can explain it and I'll go through it. Here goes. Gaslighting is a tactic in which a person or entity, Sam, in order to gain more power makes a victim question their reality.

It works much better than you think. Anyone is susceptible to gaslighting. It is a common technique of abusers, dictators, narcissists, and cult leaders. It's done slowly so the victim doesn't realize how much they've been brainwashed. People who gaslight typically use the following techniques. One, they tell blatant lies. Two, they deny ever said something even though they have proof, like a podcast. Three, they use what is near and dear to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their theirthey have proof, like a podcast. Three, they use what is near and dear to them as ammunition. And that's me.

I have a razor, laser tongue that will cut to the bone marrow of truth with people. I recently did it to like someone that I'm kind of getting close with and I apologize. But Sam's seeing it, man, I can get right through when I want to, I don't pussyfoot around. You guys are so quick tongue too. Like for me, I'm a very delayed insulter when I want to insult, I can't like roast someone on the spot. Like three days later I'd come up with something, I'm like, I gotta text this person now. And it's just the moment has passed, you know,

but you guys are so good. It's just making someone feel that it's that it's that's that's that's deserve it right then and there, which is a gift. I don't think that's gas lighting. My, my, I thought gas lighting was where you basically sow seeds of doubt into people. Yes, but that's it, yeah, over time, in very subtle ways even. I thought it's like, like sometimes when somebody pisses me off, I'll try to poison their well. And I catch that, oh fuck this guy and everyone's like, really? Yeah, he does that.

And I'm like, oh, why do I do that, dude? Their actions don't match their words. They throw in positive reinforcement to confuse you. I guess. They know confusion weakens people. Gas lighting is very insidious. You don't know that it's happening to you until you're fully broken and you're like how did I get here? How did I doubt, how did I not trust my gut? How did I believe this entire story that this person's painted? And how am I left into dust? That's usually what victims of gas lighting, you know it happens happens to people who are in emotionally abusive relationships have been

gaslighted. My sister was in a relationship for six years and people outside saw what he was doing, but she is so, she is so smart and so sane and this woman fell into his strap. He was just so, he would just, you know, say the right things at the right time just to get her back in the right place. And then tear her down systematically in different ways. And he just altered her reality. He made, he made, we were attached to him, my sister and I, but there was a rift between us while they were together, which I thought was an impossible thing to do, but this person was a professional gas lighter. So if you had to say in one sentence what a gas lighter is, because I have to make sure

I'm in. What is the one, how would you describe it in one sentence? If you have the capability to alter my reality. For instance, this is a small silly example, it's in the past now, but when Bobby and I first started dating, this is how he would gaslight me. Hey I remember he gave me his old phone one time he was like use this because I had left my phone somewhere use this so I look at old text messages that weren't that old because he had just switched over phones and he was texting things to women like I would fuck you raw

dog and the things that were really inappropriate. Ha ha! And I didn't trip out, I didn't flip out. I didn't like... Why wouldn't he erase those before it gave it to you? Is that part of the mental... But that's part of it? That's part of it. If I, if I knew that it was gonna bother you, why I just leave it their, because, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, to.. to. to. to. to. to. too, the too, the too, the too, the too. to. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to think that he that it wasn't a big deal like oh yeah that was just you know friendly banter if I really thought that you would you know be

upset about that why would I just leave that there why wouldn't I cover up my tracks that's part of gas lighting but he even after I showed him the proof I was like hey can you not do this anymore I didn't do that I didn't text that that's not my phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone th phone th. tho. tho. tho. the tho. tho. I'm that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's not th. I's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not th. I's not the. I's thi. I's do that. I didn't do that. I didn't text that. That's not my phone. I mean, that's not my fucking phone. Like he, he says it with so much. Eddie Murphy, an old Eddie Murphy. Yeah. And finally, when I'm like, this is your phone, this is your phone. Let's let's don't fuck. And he's like, yeah. But I mean, and then he starts to eat. But that's th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. this, this, this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this. this. this. this. if and then he starts to eat, but that's what it is like, and then I'm believing maybe this isn't his phone. Oh my God.

Am I losing my mind? You know, you're right. Like, why would you just leave this open for me to read if it was if it was anything malicious or if you were really try to the th of our actions. So we just try to manipulate the other person into acting like it's their fault. And that's how it goes. And with that, we go to everyone's favorite part of the show. He's been listening quietly. Let's thi thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th thi. thi. thi thi thi thi th- thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. to to to to thi. to to to theeeee an to to to to theee an thean. the an thean. the an the an thi thi. He's been listening quietly. Let's see if he can knock it out of the park. Aaron, Aaron. Don't be an idiot.

A-A-Ron. Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute. A-A-Ron? You're done messed up, A-A-Ron! You're filthy animal. Aaron, thoughts? I have a question for Kalila. When you go through an intersection during a yellow light, do you tap the ceiling of your car? I don't.

That is a Filipino thing. Oh, it is? Yeah, I think it is. But I also... What does that say? It's like, don't let me crack. Yeah. And also...

Don't let me get tea-boned. Yeah, it's kind weird thing because no one in the Philippines goes over 30 miles an hour. We have congested streets and no freeways except in like Manila. Yeah I don't I think there are all of like two vehicular crashes a year in my island and everyone drives like a maniac. And there's only two? Yeah the streets are small and you're not really going at speeds. The only, a lot of motorcycle accidents, yes, but not like real. It's my theory that Asians are actually such advanced drivers.

That white people fuck them up and that's why they crash. Yeah, because now we have to adhere to like rules, like road rules. Like why can't I just fucking park on any curb I want, which, which, which, which, which, which, the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, the only the only the only the only the only the only, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea. thi. thea. thea. th. thea. A. A. thoooooo. A th. A th. th. th. to like rules, like road rules? Like why can't I just fucking park on any curb I want, which is which you can do in the Philippines? Yeah, well, it sounds like a wonderful place. I need to go visit. Clyde, you were great. You're welcome back any time. I know you hate leaving your house,

but when you muster up the courage again, please come back. We'll talk some more ghost stuff and everything to to go stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff. . again, please come back. We'll talk some more ghost stuff and everything like that. And we appreciate coming on. And if you guys haven't listened to Tiger Belly, you should check it out. It's one of my favorite podcasts out there. So we appreciate coming on.

Thank you so much. We'll see you guys soon. We'll have to be. We'll have to be? You know what to be?