Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #125: Cuckapolooza with Justin Martindale.

Episode Date: September 20, 2018

Thank you so much or tuning for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode I welcome hilarious comic Justin Martindale to the show to discuss how the rich and famous just screw around on each other and no one really knows who the real baby's daddy is! I also address what is going on with Ryan and the show at the end of the of the episode.. Thank you so much for all of your support for the show.

important show if you want to check us out on all of our social media platforms check us out on Twitter at Tinfoil Hatcast on Instagram at Tinfoil Hat Pod you can find us on Reddit it's Reddit dot com backslash Tsho or all comedy t-shirts dot com if you have any suggestions for future guests or topics go ahead and email us at Tinfoil Hat pod at Gmail.com. Yeah, I am welcome back. What's up everybody? Welcome to Tim Foil Hat. I'm Sam Tripoli. Yes, obviously off the grid is not here again. I will address that at the end of the show. I will answer the answers that you are asked to the questions you are asking to the best of my ability once towards the end of the show.

Real quick, I want to thank everybody who came out to Canada. We packed it out. With Niagara Falls, the first main big headliners they had at that club, the cork cork, tode, tode, tod, tod, tod, tho, tho, the cored, the cored, the cored, tho, tho, the cored, to the cored, to be to be to tho, to to be the comme, to be to bea, to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be a to bea, to bea, to bea, to bea, to bea, to be to be to be the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best. the best. the best best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best the best the best the best the best theaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqa, toe, Eddie Bravo myself, we can't thank you enough Canada for all the love. Now if you want to come see me again, I got some shows coming up. Next Tuesday, the 25th, I'm doing the comedy chaos at the comedy store. We have Burt Cricher, Whitney Cummings, Theo Vaughn, and we're going to be adding more more and more people to that show. I will keep you posted on that. And that. I. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I their. I their. I will their. I will their. I will their. I will their. I will their. I will th. I will to to to to to to to to to the. I will to to to to to to to th. I will will will will th. I will th. I will th. I will to the show the show to the show the show to the show to the show the show to the show the show the show the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the show. I will the. I will the. I will the. I will to. I will to to. to to to. to to to to to the. to to the. I will the. I will then October 3rd at the Breya Improv, we will be having a evening of Sam Triply and his weirdo friends, okay? Corey and Chad, George Perez, Mike Tully, and we're

going to be adding more of that. Go to Brea. Improp.com and make sure you get those. And then, of course, October 12th is the big Philly show Timfoil Hat. It's gonna be Eddie Bravo myself at the at the Philly Punchline go grab those tickets and then Sunday I'm coming home 607 315 we will be at the Syracuse Funny Bone Bone. We're doing a tinfoil hat myself Eddie Bravo and guess what you get to meet my mom the lady who pushed me out and just has to wonder what Happen to her kid. Okay, so that's all coming t-shirt guy. We're working on t-shirt guys The show is in flux, but it's still kicking ass. So I love you guys. I appreciate all your support. Just know I'm working the hardest I can to put out the best show I can. Joining me in studio is a very good friend of mine. I think he is the last person, Mitzy Shore made a regular. You can hear him on he's got a show on

Snapchat every Thursday. The E Channel's What the Fashion and he's got a show coming out. Right now the title is the funny dance show on E. comes out. I believe it around Octobertell us more about my good friend Justin Martindale. How are you buddy? I'm fantastic. I'm tired but good. I hear you just had a great weekend with my BFF, Jessome A Paluso. What a good show that is. Oh we had so much fun. You are you are a wonderful comedian. I love watching you perform. You can go into crazy rooms where th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. I th. I th. the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the th. I'll, the the the the the th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, the th. I, the the the the the the th. I, the th. I, th. I, th. I, the th. I, th. thi. thi. te. te. te. te. toda. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. th. th. th. th. I love watching you perform. You can go into crazy rooms where everybody's bombing and you're one of those people that can flip the room. You do very well at that.

You are, you're gonna hit. You're gonna hit, whenever this time comes. You're working, you're doing all this great stuff. But you're gonna hit and it's gonna be wonderful to watch. You've always told me that. You are. I can tell what people are going to hit. I told Tiffany had it. She was going to hit. I've never heard of her. I'm so sorry. I have no idea who you're talking about. By the way, she turns my phone calls, I don't need it. But, no, she's great. She texted me in New York actually when I was there last week. She's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to me, I'm to me, I'm to me. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to. I to. I to. I'm, I'm to. I'm to. I have. I have. I'm t. I have. I have try. I have try. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have what's like to blow up at that level. And so I think we should all be just kind of be rooting for her. Oh, completely.

Because the story is so insane. And it's such a wonderful fucking story and I love her so much. And here's what I've always learned about people who blow up. They always come back around. Like, yeah. I've had so many friends blow up, and then you're like, oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. They always come back around. Like, yeah. I've had so many friends blow up and then you're like, oh dude, they don't call. And then like after about two years they come back around because they get to hang out with the rich people and then they realize they're all like sharks. So they want to hang out with the people that kind of knew them back in the day. So tell me about the Snapchat. So the snap. So the snap. So the snap. So the snap. So the snap. So the snap. So the snap. So, the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap, their, their, their, their, their, their, they're about their, they're about they're about they're about they're about they're about they're about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap, the snap. So, the snap. So, the snap. So, the snap. So, to the snap. So, the snap. So, the snap. So, their, their, their, their, their. Sn. Sn. Sn. Sn. Sn. Sn't their, their, their, their, their, their, they're they're they're about they're about they're about they're about they're about they're about they're about the Fashion. It's pretty much like a millennial take on what Fashion Police was, and I'm the host for it, so it's a weekly Snapchat event. We just did three episodes live on Twitter under E-News's account last week, and then

we tape an episode every Monday and they come out on Thursday and it's doing really, really well and we've got it picked up till 2020 and we're hoping that from Snapchat we go to other digital platforms to eventually linear television. Is linear television still the I mean it is because even though you're a millennial you're still that oh I when I grew up I watched television and there were these linear channels like Tom Sagar is a great example that the guy literally is a great example of that. The guy literally is doing like selling out theaters.

He got a podcast that's doing a million watches, views, and everything. But he still wants to be on TV. And I'm like, you almost like past that. Right. And he's from that show on NBC and they deserve all of it but it's like do you need it? Right right right this one well this one was a big challenge especially doing it was the first time I've ever done anything live especially on like Twitter which is you know millions and millions of people so we had our first one which got over like a million views which is insane to even think about that is a the television. I th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin thin th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thee. theee. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. think about that is insane a million people. I think that that's what television shows need to do now is

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So what's it's theine, who are both comics, they put the show together in the belly room about a year ago. Speaking of Twinks, look at this, look at this fucking Twink. Oh, it's Breton Belco. Yes, go on, sorry. So we put it together for a year, and then, every month, we sold out, sold out, sold out. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. And it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's. Oh. Oh, it's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And. And. And. And. And. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, that's, that. And, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Oh, th. Oh out, sold out. And it's pretty much a mix of like roast battle meets dancing with the stars. It's like dancing with the stars pretty much. So it's like comics, we have two teams of two comics and they battle it out and duets.

And then they have to do a solo number. And then it's me and actual dance choreographer and another comic who are judging them and whoever wins gets $10,000 to donate to an arts charity of their choice. Oh, that's great. So it's pretty cool. It's like giving back to the community. Well, that's wonderful. That's what it's all about.

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I was like, oh, that's great. Is that your first tattoo? You know, I got this one right here too. So I'm gonna, this is just like an M for my fucking devil. Yeah. Just something I'm addicted. I'm like I want like a whole fucking sleeve now. Do you? Yeah. You're gonna go for it. That's a lot. We'll like to hear to hear. Nothing wrong with that. Are you working on these specials? I was shooting your own shit. Working on it. I'm try and I think once all this stuff starts going on. People will be like oh who's this guy? You're a great guy. You should be getting 15s on Netflix. Are your people pushing you or am I just speaking to the choir at this point?

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I have this theory that when rich people get, well, when they get rich and famous and famous and they get married and you see a lot of these like kind of like winter spring relationships where it's like an older powerful man with a much younger woman and like everybody's getting what they want they're getting like you know he's getting a young pretty like arm candy she's getting cash she's getting power she's getting all that shit but he doesn't have the sex drive they want to the the try once and he's busy making money. so eventually she ends up going. She th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. She th. She th. She. She's like. She's like. She's like. She. She's like. She's like. She's like. She's like th. She's like th. She's like th. She's like th. She's like th. s. s, th. s, th. s, the the th. s. s. s. She's like th. She's like th. She's like th. She's like th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I the. they. I's the. I's the. but he doesn't have the sex drive, they want and he's busy making money, so eventually she ends up going out and, you know, getting a little weird, like, which is every episode of Moripovic. Sure, sure, you know, like you aren't, you know, you always said the woman going,

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You could try, you could really work hard on your act and then there was just chaos all over the place. Yeah. Now, now, men, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the the the the the the the the the the men, you, you, you, the the the then there was just chaos all over the place. Yeah. Now, you know, men and women hook up all over the comedy store. Does it go the other way too? If you're gay, is there, is it like, is there places back to day before Eric came and locked everything down where you know, you would get weird at the comedy store? Really? Yeah, no. That's so, so it's definitely a guy thing. A straight guy and, straight girl, the the the, the, the, the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th, you th, you th, you know, you, you, you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you th, you th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. th. th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. Men, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the the the the the the the the the thi thi, thi, thi, thi, I've never gotten weird at the comedy store. Really? Yeah, no. That's so, so it's definitely a guy thing. A straight guy and straight girl thing. Wait, I take that back. Hold on. No, not at the store.

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It's just like, there was this very famous, we'll call her chuckle fucker, that, you know, back in the day these chicks would show up for the Coke and the Dick. And you know, she gets caught blowing Ari Shafir. Why does it always Ari? It's always Ari. Well, you, the, there, there, th, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there was, there was, there was there was there was there was there was th is is th is thi. thi. We was was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there, there, back in the day he was always there and now he's somewhat famous, so it's like he gets it. So then he, you know, he, uh, black, black Chris, the manager I call him, black Chris, was watching, are you getting blown on the monitors? And everybody's watching, then it got out and everyone's like, hold on. She didn't, when did this happen? And then everybody started doing math, because it turns out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. they, they, they, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, she'd hooked up with five guys that night. So you were figuring out where you were on this weird kind of disconnected train that went on. Right.

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Very incestuous. Very incestuous. Like right now, there's a rumor that there's a secret tape of Trump messing up Melania, right? Like ruffling her up? Yeah, in an elevator because he just found out that she is fucking around on him. She has to be! With the guy who owns Tiffany's. Oh, perfect. Right? Yeah. But then you also hear about him and now he's hooking up with all these porn stars to pay them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their.? Yeah. But then you also hear about him and now he's hooking up with all these porn stars to pay them off, which my problem is is like why if I pay you you should shut up. I think it's a violation of the contract right? But knowing him he doesn't do contracts right. So that's the thing. It's like he doesn't know he doesn't even sign his name on it. So it's like they find these little niches to get away with it. I mean, here we got a couple pictures.

Got obviously Arnold Schwarzenegger. Can we bring that up on the screen? Oh, is this the maid? Uh, the maid Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger. Uh, Eddie Murphy, how many kids is this? Eddy, thi. a lot of chicks. Well yeah, right? Any Murphy had this and look how young she is dude, she's three. He's 53 years old. How many does he have like 62? I mean dude it is a race between the Murphys, the Wayne's brothers and the Rocks and I think the Rocks and the Wains are gonna hook up and have like a Megatron you know

fucking comedy thing. Michael Jordan had some kids. This is a crime I didn't know about this one. Own Wilson knocked up his his personal trainer and they had a kid. Where's the baby? Oh we don't get to see it? They didn't show it. Hugh Grant knocked up to get that guy. Ted Nugent? Is that Ted Nugent? Yes. Jesse Jackson, Ted Nugent. Yeah I've got a fucking kid. Yep. He hooked up with his, with just some chick. Where we go, married, a brief with a New Hampshire woman. That's all they call her, the New Hampshire woman. Chuck Norris banging it out, knocking it out. Yeah.

He didn't even know she had a kid until he wrote him until 1991. Stephen Tyler, I mean if you're a rock star you have kids everywhere. Thomas Jefferson was knocking up to help. Yep. All the fucking time, right? Clark Gable, we know that. So let's get into the most obvious ones to Cuckapalooza, Michael Jackson. See, um, Michael Jackson ended up dating this woman right here. Uh, Deborah Roe. I mean, no. You would think that...

I never, I never believed for a second that that was a real thing. I think she was the egg donor and he like pulled out his like cryogenic lizard sperm. If you look at these kids, right? There is no- She looks, Paris looks like the mom. Look at this kid, look at these kids, right? Look at these kids right here. Right? Do they look at all? No, like they, there is a blonde, that's a blonde kid right there. So it's Paris, Prince and Blanket's the teauil name. Yeah, nobody gets normal names. No one. But by the way, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, the the the the way, Paris, Michael Jackson, and Blankett's actual role name is Paris, Michael Jackson the second. So his two kids have the same fucking name.

People like to do it. George Formen named every one of his kids. George Forge. Yes, it's so weird. There is no cream in that coffee. But Paris looks like her mom and then the other two, think I think the youngest one has a little bit of Michael Esk in him. Yeah, so he raised them like it was his kid and it was obviously not his kid. Now this has happened in my family multiple times. We found out that my grandfather had a side family that we never even knew about and we didn't find out until he passed and then my cousin

had a kid and we're like that kid's pretty dark. Oh, that kid's pretty dark. Turned out, yep, half black. We love her to death and she's we love her so much but that happens dude. That sounds like the aflact duck doing a paternity test half black. Half black. Um but we definitely sit there. Oh fuck this this thing is messing. this this th this this th this this th th th this th th this th th th th th th Affleck duck doing a paternity test. Half black. Half black. But we definitely sit there. Oh, fuck. This thing is messing up. So let's get into it. Let's start simple.

Let's start something from your world. Okay. Chloe Kardashian. Sure. Okay. Who is Chloe Kardashian's real dad. Chloe was born June 27th to robber and Chris Kardashian right? Allegedly.

Allegedly. Well, you know, the big thing is that the mom, Chris, actually sold a book that was bragging about how, how she had cheated on Rob when they were together. Like, she sold the book on that. She also sold her daughter's sex tape. Yes, my- So nothing should be surprising. Not only did she sell it, she told her to shoot it.

Yeah. That is black witchcraft. Yeah. That is some witchcraft shit when you're like, you know, it goes back to their, you know, it goes back to what we're talking to what we were, to what, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, to their, to to to to to to to to to to their, their, somea, somea, somea, somea, somea, so, so, somea, so, so, somea, so, so, so, so, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no........ No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no before he is what, I forget what season was, he got accused of saying a woman should get raped. And all hell broke clues. That episode was his biggest episode ever. Oh yeah. We love controversy. Yeah. So if you planned on what your controversy is going to be? I need to figure it out. Before you do it? Yeah. Okay, so let's go into who the suspects. Do you think Rob Kardashian is Chloe's mom? Do I think Rob is close mom? No, I think her, I think the

mom's ex-hairdresser is. Okay, well get into that. Okay. So OJ Simpson is this whole thing that OJ was in. Yeah. Like she'd love, man, I don't know what it is about these cardassians. I don't know if they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th th th th th th th th th th they're told to do it, but they love to date the worst men ever, right? Well, yeah. Like the, like, they date like MySpace rappers and shit like that. Right? So they, for a short time, they thought, hey, it might be, uh, because they were very close. I mean, very close to the point that Rob Kardashian hid the murder weapon, basically. They let him walk out with like a duffel bag and nobody ever saw that duffel bag again? Yeah, it was gone. And then Chris went to the funeral.

Yeah, and how many of these dream team guys are dead? I think one is left. Yeah. Like, half of them got cancer. Dude, that guy. Lionel Ritchie. Now there's this whole thing that made this one. Can we show this one?

Lino Ritchie. A lot of people think it might be Lionel Ritch. Okay so his daughter Sophia. in some weird way. You don't think so? Well, you have to realize that I don't think Sophia has as much because she's still young, but I mean, Chloe definitely has like had some fucking work done, like work done recently. And here's my pick you brought it up earlier. This is the one that I've stayed with for a while. It's basically this guy, Alex Rodin. Look at that dude. Are you telling me that's not the same, that they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're that that they're that they're that they're that they're that they're not that that they're not that that that that that that that that's th. th. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th basically this guy, Alex Rodin, look at that, dude. Are you telling me that's not the same, that they're not related? Where is it? Look it right here, punch it up? Yeah, look at that. Totally. Look at that, dude. That's so obvious. Is this chick just letting people go blasting inside her? Just sit around blast.

Look at this, dude. It is so awesome. Look at this picture, for sure, look at that. Where's the one? Look at this one, for sure. That looks exactly like them. Look at that. They look exactly like the same person. Oh yeah, totally. Right?

I mean, Chloe came out as blonde. Blonde curly hair. Yeah. Nobody is blonde in that family, right? It's fucking nuts. Chloe Kardashian is definitely not Rob Kardashian's kid, that's for sure. It's fucking, I mean, and then I think it happened again with one of the daughters, right? That she had a kid that doesn't look like the dad. Who, Kylie?

Yeah, and it looks like a 19-year-old? It looks like the, oh yeah, that's totally it. Kylie, yeah, she looks like the fucking bar, the bodyguard. Oh, I haven't seen this one. You mean Travis Scott's kid? Hold on a try. . Is this supposed to be Travis Scott's kid? Kylie's kid? Kylie's kid.

Jenner. Her name is Dream. Really? Wait, I don't know. Hold on. No, Stormy. Sorry. Different stripper name.

Why can't we just have normal names? But don't get a twisted, Sam. It's Stormy with an eye, okay? Yeah, Grace. Kylie Jenner's baby daddy's daddy's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, y with an eye, okay? Yeah, yeah, I agree. Kylie Jenner's baby, Daddy is her butt, try, try, look it even happened there! These women are so scandalous, dude. Yes. Right? Just harlots, ladies in the streets. They just don't care. Oh yeah, for sure.

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Okay. You know what I mean? No, for sure. If we're all about like equality, I'm going to be a hoe too. Well, you know, I was talking about that my brother has worked in strip bars for a very long time. And he basically was saying that the business is dying, and if you look at the porn business, it's dying as well. It's like very hard for adult films, start to make a dollar because there's so many girls doing it.

Yeah. Which means the culture war was one. You know, back in the day, when I was growing up in the 70s and 80s, there was that one special chick who's just filthy and she, now the other girls loved her. Right. The girls hated, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their thi, thi, their, their their, their, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their, their, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thoooooooooooooooooooooomkk. And, tha. And, thoooooooooooooomoombs, their, the girls loved her and all the guys loved her. Right. Loved her. The girls hated the guys loved her. And she was special in that way. Now I feel it's like everywhere.

You know, it's just like, it's just a cultural war. And I also believe, because of pornography, you're going to see more and more bisexuality. Well, it's a lot more like, sexually fluid. I was with, the comics was female. I don't want to mention her name, but she was talking about like, she's like, yeah, I love eating ass. I love my ass getting eaten. I was like, madam, excuse me, like it was just kind of, but I mean, that's like what the kids are into now is just eating ass.

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Yeah, the belief now is that the actual father is, we've talked about us before on the show. Here we go. Charles Manson. No, damn it! Mr. Crowley. Bum. Alster Crowley, who is basically the father of modern day black magic and basically

Satanism, dude. And, uh... Ew, okay? That's like the omen type of shit. Yeah, yeah. So he's the father of Satanism? Yeah, well he's basically... Pierce was, or no, no, no, no.

Well, no, no, Alster Crowley is like one of the most famous of the Satanist. He actually was, it's very interesting because if you look into like NASA, who started NASA, Jack Parsons, who was a big disciple of El Sir Crowley, he wrote the Book of Law, which supposedly he went to this pyramid in Egypt, this very special room where only like three men have ever been allowed in, and he was one of them, and the other ones were Hitler, and Napoleon and him, and basically he channeled this, this alien, right? And he wrote the book of law, the book of law went through him, and basically, and you hear like all these like dark arts performers talking about the book like you know it's like Jay Z's very famous

do as thou wilt is a very famous do your will basically do as you want to because you are a god right so the mother of here's a very and we're gonna see a lot of this in these kids in these in these bastard kids I guess you call them their mothers again spring relationship with a winter father tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. tho. tho. tho. th. their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their these bastard kids I guess you call them. They're mothers, again, spring relationship with a winter father, older man, and they're just known for getting weird. Like going out, they're known for like going to parties, kind of like, you know, I always talked about this, like the women who did porn back to their today did interracial porn, they were such like trailblazers, right? Yeah. Like back back their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're their th. th. they're th. tho tho tho that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the are just just just just just just the are just the are just the are just just the are just thee are just just throe't give a shit. I'm a big black guy and then they couldn't go back to their hometown and nobody talked to them because it was such fucking like advanced shit. So you've got these mothers and there's so many crazy pictures of this. I'll show you this picture. So basically, um, she supposedly met, Paris in October...

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she was... They were in France together and Elster Crowley and Paulina Pierce met in Paris in 1924 and in 1925, Barbara Bush was born. Now, the mom mysteriously dies in a car crash because the dad fucking dropped his coffee and lost control of the wheel. And we see this happen. But like a 1920s car? Yeah. Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. Like, you could run them through a tree. Exactly. You'd just be a be okay. Right. So we go through these pictures, it's so fucking crazy, Barbara Bush. Look at these pictures where they just, look at this, dude. Are you telling me that they ain't related? Huh?

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Oh for sure, dude. And they do all these like crazy pictures where they, because I always thought Barbara Bush was... Look at this one, where they split the screen? I mean, this is so nuts. It's basically the same guy. I'm getting used to do it. You mother-fugger. Oh yeah, that is weird. Right?

It's just a little bit like Dick Cheney, too. I'm sure. Maybe they were related as well. What are they doing? Why you do this? Look at that. But I always thought Barbara Bush for a she ran the household after she passed. But she was like the iron fist of the whole house. Well it's always like you know when Jay-Z and Beyonce hook up you're like Oh, please, I look like Beyonce and she came out. She looks like Jay-Z right? You know it's the same.

Like Larry Bird's a very famous guy, famous basketball player. Like he won't ever recognize that this woman is his daughter and you see him see him see her, see her. And see her. And see her. And he. And he. And he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he they they they they they they they they's they're they're they're they're they're like, they're like, they's like, they's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, they're th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, they're, they're they're they're they're they're like, like, like, you see him see her and it's like oh that's your kid for fucking sure for fuck sure so it's not just her look at that I mean like you have all these things where they look basically like the same fucking person look at that dude the same person well she has a son obviously a couple sons and one of them is where is it right here boom oh he fucking did put it up there Michael Bush looks exactly like Michael the And one of them is, where is it, right here, boom. Oh, I fucking did put it up there. Michael Bush looks exactly like Michael Crowley.

Michael Bush, her daughter, her son, looks exactly like Alster Crowley. I could find it, but I'm too lazy. So that's another one. Just, I mean, just over and over. Justin Trudeau is? Prime Minister of Canada? Yeah.

Yep. So the whole thing is that Justin Trudeau, guess who his dad's supposed to be? Can I guess? Hold on. Is it like a, like a famous person? Yeah, all through it. Really? Very famous. From what decade? I mean, what, the 70s?

60s? Yeah, all through it. I don't know. Fidel Castro. No, come on. Yes. No. Fidel Castro.

But I'm going to see it and I'm going to freak out. I'm going to wake up in night terrors and sweats again. Thanks, to freak out. I'm going to wake up in night tears and sweats again. Thanks. Thanks Tinfoil. Let's get into this. Okay. So basically what happened was here we are again. A mom, a very, a very famous mom who is a famous like a flower child, right?

She was like she didn't play by the rule. Oh yeah, just, I mean like, listen man, you remember? What was a Goldie Hawn's daughter name? Kate Hudson? Kate Hudson. Do you remember when Kutzen was just on a tear? Like, she was banging everybody that was famous? Yeah.

Like, you know, when Tiffany Hattish blew up and she went up to Leonardo Caprio was like, when are we doing this? Yeah, right? God, goals. Yeah, right? When are we going to fucking do this, right? That's basically these famous swims. So Trudeau, trudeau was born December 25, 1971. Christmas Day. the Christmas day, what a gift, right? And the next day is boxing day, which is huge in Canada. Humongous, it's like their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what, what, what, what, what? their, what? their, what? their, what? their, what? their, what? their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. they. they. they. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, they. they. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. the next day's boxing day, which is huge in Canada. Humongous, it's like their, what is that, their day? Is that their, what is that?

L, A-Rod? It's like when they return all the shit they didn't want or something. It's like, it's like, go back. It's like, it's the some kind of input here. Nothing. Okay. Fuck. He's fucking Trudeau was born. Uh, 1971 to Pierce, Elliot Trudeau and Margaret Sinclair after four months of marriage. So he's just fucking, you know, he got her pregnant first. And another Pierce. There's a, that's the Pierce name in there again.

Dude, you're fucking right. It's fucking crazy. So the Premier Canada, it was a winter spring relationship again. She's a crazy person, she's a flower child. In 71, they all meet up with Castro. Because in Canada, you can go down and basically meet with Canada. At the time, you could go to Cuba. We could do that now. We couldn't do that back that. We weren't allowed to go back when they

had the embargo because of the Bay of Pigs where they thought that that Russia was going to try to put some nuclear weapons in Cuba to say pounded Cuba really hard. But if you look at this here's a a picture of the dad, which is, what's his name? Like a Tony Bennett look alike, yeah. And Trudeau, and the mom is all handsy on him. Very handsy on Castro. Right? Very handsy.

So Pierre Trudeau and his wife Margaret became close friends with the president, right? She just touchy-feely. She literally went on to bang everybody. with the president, right? Her height? And she just touchy-feely. Very touchy-feely. She literally went on to bang everybody. So I want to find this one picture. Look at that. That is, that is, that is Fidel Castro as a kid. On the right. Yeah, and that is fucking true. Come on, dude. Yeah, that's pretty weird. Oh my god, that is weird. Look how similar they look. th. they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th's pretty weird. Oh my god that is weird. Look how similar they look. Yeah, that's really. I always thought he had like a like a Latin flair about him. Like there's some like like like you know those because if you go to like a lot of Latin countries they're very blonde hair blue eyes but

like there was something very like Latino about him., I mean he's not liked by Canada at all It is amazing how disliked he is. I mean his mom went on to just they got divorce after a while And then Margaret went on to just literally bang everybody good for you Margaret. Yeah, I mean you're a free agent. Yeah, you're a flower child. that's what you go. go for it, but the problem is the pussy bones connect to the heart bone. They always the the the th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. Yeah, you're a flower child. That's what you did. Put it out there, man. Go for it. But the problem is the pussybones connect to the heart bone. They always catch feelings. They got wired bad. Mother Nature did not take care of the ladies. So what happened to her? Yeah. What happened to Trudeau's mom went on to bang half the the the the the still banging the ladies. So bang half the Rolling Stones, Fidel Castro, Ted Kennedy.

Uh-huh, well, yeah. The Kennedys were just banging everybody. They're the problem. We get so mad at like Trump and all these. Like the Kennedy's were banging everybody. Like the Kennedy's were banging everybody. And they're like, listen, you can like Trump. But at least he pays these chicks off, the Kennedy's, they'll drive you off a bridge. Yeah. Put you in the water.

Trapequitic realness. Now make sure. They'll go to a hotel room and go to sleep. Yeah, they'll fuck you up, dude. So later on, and this story all comes out later when, basically, Fidel Castro's son, okay? The suicide of Fidel Castro Diaz-Balar? Fidel Castro's senior son basically wrote in his suicide note. He basically wrote, let me find it real quick.

This thing is so crazy. He basically wrote, hold on, it's fucking nuts about how he could never leave up to his dad's expectations of, uh, we need to, okay, hold on, where is this fucking quote? It's fucking hilarious. It's super sad. He basically says that, uh, he could never leave up to, live up to his, his, his brother, his brother from Canada. He could never live up to live up to his brother, his brother from Canada. He could never live up to his brother from Canada for fucking ever. And he could never live up to his standards. But he'd never met him.

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if you, an affair, having an affair. Dude, how about your neighbor's wife? Right. Basically, adultery is only if you fuck another man's wife. Right. So as a man, you could fuck everybody else. But you can't fuck one guy's wife, which is kind of this weird rule that everybody has. So you can cheat on your wife, cheat on your girlfriend, but you can, you just can't cheat with another man's wife.

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And dark, right? Yeah, that was weird. Say, hey, if you lived here, and he would have to put up with this bullshit too. So now he lives over there and he got the shine. So did the mom have the baby then and then she just kind of like put it in a basket and shipped it up River to Canada and the Trudeau's just found her? No, the mom. Found the baby, rather? True to their mom had him. Oh right. The affair. She was married to Trudeau's dad. It just got older. That's just had that that th th tho's tho's th th th tho's th th th th th th th tho's th tho's tho's th th tho's tho's th tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's dad tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's dad tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho's just tho's just just tho's just just just just just just just just tho's just just just just tho's just tho's just tho's tho's tho tho. to thoooooooooooo. to to thooooooooo. thooooo's dad. tho's dad. tho's dad kid. Yeah, look what we did. We pushed our beds together, remember? It just got older. That's so bizarre. So your thoughts, do you think that could be?

I absolutely, well, that's side by side picture. I was like, that was, because I had a hard time remembering what Castro looked like, and then you showed me, and I'm like, oh, that, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,otally them. So I think that's we're like five for five. Yeah I think so too. So this is a very interesting one and we're gonna get kind of into some other stuff in the family too which is Ronan Farrow was born to Mia Farrow and Woody Allen, right? Your thoughts on Woody Allen? Is he a scumbag? Yes. He's a scumbag. Absolutely. My friend Johnny Woodward won't believe anything that said about him. But I'm like, you're banging your Korean adopted daughter. Yeah, who spoke out today

apparently and was like be quiet to Ronan. Yeah, of course she is. She's got to defend her the the the to the to the to to like be quiet to Ronin. Yeah of course she is. Of course she's got to defend her thing. But it's like at the end of the day it's still creepy shit. It's creepy. Because you raised her from a super young age and then you just kind of waited and do you think nothing happened before the magic date? and you probably like bathed her maybe at some point? No? I don't know. It's disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. Because how old was she when he adopted them or her? I mean she had to be super young, right? Yeah. Like baby young? Yeah. Thoughts, Aaron? Anything? You're really dragging today, Aaron. So the thought is that maybe Ronan isn't Woody Allen's son and actually Frank Sinatra's kid.

Right? Hmm. No. You don't see it? Okay, we'll get in some more pictures. He looks a little more like Steve McQueen. Really? I think so. Hold on, let's get into this.

So, uh, Mia Farrow married Frank Sinatra when she was 21 and he was 50. McQueen. Really? I think so. Hold on let's get into this. So Mia Pharaoh married Frank Sinatra when she was 21 and he was 50. Another not so much winter will say fall. 21 and 50? Yeah he was 50 she was 21. Okay. So this is when she this is like Rosemary's baby? Yeah. Well this is how she got divorced off Rosemary's Baby because she took a movie he didn't want her to. He'd booked her in another movie, I forget the name of the movie, but she didn't want it. She took the role of Rosemary's Baby, which in hindsight was probably the better idea. And a biopic on Barbara Bush's life.

Probably. Probably. 100%. So she basically So he served her divorce papers right there just get the fuck out of here broad Yeah, I fucking know you don't do that you don't do my movies you get the fuck out. Yeah You get you get impressions on the show. That's really good. Yeah, thank you. I've been doing it at UCB the new rule where like a man can't play a woman. That's a new thing. Yeah, that's the new thing. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, I. Yeah, I, that. Thank, I, I, I, that. Thank, I, that. Thank, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I've. Yeah, I've. Thank, I, th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I, I, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the What do you think of UCB's new rule where like a man can't play a woman? That's the new thing? Yeah, that's the new fucking thing. Like just think of all the-

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I could see it but I he just looks like a different... Does he have blue eyes? Ah, let's see. Blue eyes. He does have blue eyes, okay. And the jaw? Yeah, the jaw's there. I mean like, look at that picture, dude.

I mean like, you guys just put in Ronan Pharaoh Frank Sinatra I could see it, but it's like it's like it's like the per he's more Mia in the face in the eyes and the nose But the but okay the question is easy more Frank Sinatra or more Woody Harrelson. I mean Woody Right right right right yeah, yeah, that's definitely right here? Look at this one. Yeah, I forgot. I mean Woody Allen. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. No, yeah, that's definitely. Right here? Look at this one. Yeah, I forgot that Woody was in this equation. And so, yes, I'm going to go.

Who is the father? Right, right. There, look at that. Look at that. Blue eye. could put that out? That actually is old Ari. Maybe Ari's in multiple dimensions at multiple times. I would hope so. Who is my father? So yeah it's definitely not I know I will go with Frank Sinatra on this one. So in 2015 Mia states that it is possible that Frank Sinatra could be Ronan Farrow's father. I remember this. And basically all hell breaks loose.

And everybody, and of course, all the Sinatra's legitimate kids were like, fuck that. They're just trying to sell stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, because he would be the heir to the Sinatra fortune. For sure, dude. That's why they're freaking out. Straight up Game of Game of Throam. He's the John Snow of Frank Sinatra's family. And it's just, yeah, for sure, dude. And then it just like, this whole family's crazy, dude.

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They're not her Woody Allen allegations. Okay. Dylan O'Sullivan Farrow images. Now, totally different. Let me see. That's totally her. No, it's not. 100% that's her! No, no, no, dude, you're so wrong. That's completely her.

Uh-uh, it's the same person, dude. There's a resemblance. Look, that's not her. Yes, it is, man. You are crazy. Standing my ground. Hey, hey, I'm going'm gonna put this up. You tell me, Ryan, if you think, Look, Dylan, Dylan.

It's Aaron and it's not Vanessa Bayer. Like, they're different people. Yes, see, I told you. Yep, there's a similarity. You're telling me. Vanessa Bayer and Dylan Farrell are not the same. Look at this! Look at this! Look at this! So mad! Look at this!

It's all the same! Look at that! They listen her! No, that's the daughter. That's Dylan Farrow right there. That's Dylan Farrell right there. Yes. Okay, let's put Dill Farrow Snell. Huh? What are you fucking doing? All right, well, we're going to disagree on that one.

Okay, we could disagree. We agree to disagree. Oh, look at this. Look at the first thing comes up. What? Dylan Faroe, S&L. Okay? Boom, let's look it up. That's Dylan Pharaoh right there. Yeah, but that's not Vanessa Bayer You're I feel like if you're gonna be a Pharaoh you're gonna keep the Pharaoh last name and not go with a bear You know what I mean? What is this picture? It's the same chick?

You know there's similar she's redhead and she's got a small man. All right dude. That's how fucking crazy this shit is it could go either way. Next up So oh and then the Moses now now there's th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. the the the the f f f f. the f. the f. the f. the the the the the the the the the the fero- the fero-o-I'er. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. So, oh, and then the Moses, now, you know, there's a Moses, right? Moses Pharaoh? There's a Moses, fuck, yeah, kid too. Here it is. Moses Pharaoh, super, now he says his mom's crazy, he's defending Woody Allen. That, dude, can you believe anything in his family? No. The whole thing's just crazy, right? Yeah. It's just like when you're super... Where's Moses?

I want to see him. I didn't even know he was around. Moses Farrell. Let's do it. How come he didn't take his dad's name? How come they all took mom's old name? Yeah. Maybe they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they Yeah, maybe they want to be affiliated with him. Let's see

what we got here. Let's see, images, Moses Farrell. Here we go. That's him. He looks like the kid from Indiana Jones. Hey, Indy! He's like a little Asian Harry Potter. Yeah, this is him right here. That's him now? Yeah. Yeah. That's him right there. He's saying that he's saying that he's rich crazy Asians right there. Rich crazy Asians is the sequel to crazy rich Asians. Now we're just rich and crazy.

Wait, so he's saying that Woody Ellen's his father. Yeah. No, biological father. No, he's obviously adopted, okay. But they obviously adopted now he's defending Woody Allen, saying his mom was crazy. You're telling me that's not the same person. That's not that's not the girl on S&L. No. Okay, it's very similar, very similar faces, yeah. All right, so we got to go. No, because look, Vanessa's never been pregnant.

She was pregnant in that picture. Okay. Or was she? Or, bum, bum, bum. Okay. So you say, on the Ronan, on the Ronan as Sinatra's son, yes. Okay. I will go with that.

Okay. What was the other one? That was just the other one. Next one is Prince Harry everybody. Oh yes, I've thought this for years. Prince Harry. Right? Prince Harry was born in St. Mary's Hospital in Pagenton, London on the 15th of September, 1984 at 420. Oh, we just had a birthday too. Happy birthday to you, Boo, okay?

As the second child of Charles, Prince of Wales, heir apparent, and to Queen Elizabeth and Princess Die. Now, who could be the suspects? So let's go through suspect number one. Here we go. Now we all know Princess Die, right? I thought Princess Die was like some peasant. They just like, look at that ass and I'm gonna hit that and I'm a marier. No, that's Kate Middleton.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was the peasant. She is, she was royalty as well. Yeah, yeah, boo. Bum, boom, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, boom, boom, mother, parent, British throne. So yeah, they got married and they had two kids. But like all these people, they stay married and they're all fucking around with each other. You don't give these women a little attention, boom, they're trying to find everybody.

So the first suspect everybody might thought might have been James Hewitt. James Hewitt. This is James Hewitt. This is, they actually have an admitted affair. He's a reclusive former, can you put this up? There we go. Boom. James Hewitt.

This thing's on delay like a motherfucker. Uh-huh. Right, let me see if I can take that down for you. Boom. Right? So they met, he described the illicit couple of romance became these horse riding instructor in 1986. He went off, he was in the war.

He tried to sell a bunch of, he tried to sell a bunch of their love letters for like $10 million. Yeah, after she died. After she died, like a fucking scumbag. Like a fucking scumbag. Huh, all right, so here's a page six, it kind of breaks down the whole story. It's not coming up, same picture. All right. Page six, here's some pictures of all them together. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Does does th, does th, does, does, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. of all them together. Boom, boom, boom, does that look? Like he looks like his mom, right? Yeah, no, that's definitely a balance of mom and dad, I think. Here this one, kind of look similar right there. Kind of look similar.

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Here we go. Mark Dwyer, look at this! That's who they think might be real? Okay, yeah, not saying he's the best-looking guy in the world. He looks like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. But like a crazy ginger. Right? Okay, let me close this real quick. Um, Princess Dye, where's that one? His face is too big. He looks like one of the... Okay, let me close this real quick. Princess die, where's that one? His face is too big. He looks like one of the, he looks like the dad from the Incredibles.

Well, he really does. Holy shit, you nailed that. That's fucking perfect, dude. Right? But here's the thing. This guy has been in Prince Harry's life, his whole life. Oh, really? Yeah, why the other guy hasn't, this guy has. He's been in but what?

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They're just talking about you all the time? No, and do they're so like do you ever hear about the conspiracy how Princess Died died? How, how she was murdered by the Royals? And why they did it? Because she was pregnant with the Muslim. Yeah, that would not surprise me at all. And that the guy who just died admitted they killed her? Doty Alfi was his name, right? Or how about, like, you ever heard about Prince Prince Harry's new wife? Now Prince Harry... Oh the the new one? Yeah. Oh what? Merkel is a name by me?

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because he's so far down the line. Like literally everybody has to be fucking annihilated for him to become the king. Right, right, right. And like how crazy her family was? Oh, her family is bat shit crazy. Fucking nuts. Her mom is great, who still lives in Compton. Yeah. Yeah. And she runs like like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha, th and like takes all the laundry and like still goes and does it. The dad however was banned from the royal wedding. The dads are always fucking shady. Or no he was invited but then had to go have heart surgery or something and had to miss it and he's still he's

still pissed off and in the headlines recently he's still like I have not met the queen and they're like you're not going to meet the Queen. That's so funny. So your take on Prince Harry, who do you think the dad is if you had to pick? Um, I want to go with the first guy. However, however, yes, I only want to go with the first James Hewitt. Because he has had interviews with Diane Sawyer in like 20-20 and stuff like that actually confessed and he's written books about it, which I think, either you have to be telling the truth or you're just a sick fuck who just wants to make a dollar. However, which is possible, yes. However, I do, like this other guy, very interesting, I want to know the relationship because if he's been in his life this whole time, right? It's like you can kind of grow up with your real dad on the side and like when daddy Charles is like let's go He's like, okay, I have to go fulfill my duties because technically he would still be Diane

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I love this one. I totally want to. What is she's Vladimir Putin's daughter? Ha ha. Chelsea Clinton was born in Little Rock, Arkansas on February 27th, to former US president Bill Clinton and former US Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Now we all know about Clinton's sexual allegations. I mean forever dude. For ever there's so many of them 1978. Basically Joanna Broad Dick accused, yeah, these are the names, accused Clinton of

raping her in 1978. Catherine Willie accused Clinton of groping her without consent in 1993. Leslie Mowhe accused Clinton of sexually assault her in 1980 and Paula Jones accused Clinton of exposing himself in 1990 and and as well as sexually harassing him. The Jones's allegation became public in 1994, and Clinton's first term as president. Boom, it just goes on and on forever, right? So who could the father be? So the mom has been nuts.

Like, there's all these allegations, Satanists, all the shit. Used to go to this Pedo Island called Lolita Island. Bill Clinton's, Jeffrey Epstein's island was there. They see flight logs been there 25 to 27 times. Hillary Clinton, I believe six to seven times, right? So the question is, who could be the real father? And there is a belief that's this guy, this guy. Webb, Hubble is his name.

He used to work for the Clintons in a, here it is, boom, we'll open this up a little bit, a little bit. What do you think of this up a little bit a little bit a little bit what do you think of this huh I mean the face he hates the same non-existent chin but I feel like that there's a lot of Hillary and Chelsea oh here let's see and Chelsea oh here let's see and Chelsea I just want to look this up real quick yeah I mean I do you tell that that their. Yeah I mean I mean dude I mean it totally makes sense, right? That they're all this crazy-ass weird shit going on with them?

They're all bing each other. Look at all these weird... Look at this one. Doesn't look the same? The lips? Mm-hmm. Huh? Let's look at this one. Come on, dude. It looks so fucking similar. We're looking at a picture of two. One has Bill Clinton with Young Chelsea and one has, uh, what Hubble with a young Chill's. They have the same features, dude.

They have the same lower jaw. This is Hubble's daughter wait where right here oh fuck this is Hubble's daughter oh see that just changed everything right guys just put in a Hubble web web hubble and Chelsea's daughter whoa that was weird like I got like chills right just fucking I mean, it happens all the fucking time, right? Yep. Look at this shit. I love when they break it all down, dude.

That's the daughter too. Look at that. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. One is that's Hubble. Look at this one. Look at this, dude. Look at that. I mean, the same look, same look.

Is that, that's not Chelsea next to him, is he? Yeah. I mean, it's just like, dude, if you're listening to this audio, just put in, fucking Hubble. Yeah, that's like a... Just smoke a joint and stare, that's like a Clinton, man. Just smoke a joint and stare at that for a while. What's your take on Hillary? What's your take on Hillary? Uh, personally? Yeah, do you think she's a crack?

Do you think everything that she's accused of is just because of that? No, but I just feel like a lot of it was... was like the flames were flames were flared to because of that. Look at that dude. I think a lot of that was what happened. Can we put this up Aaron? Look at that. We can't have a woman. We can't have a woman.

She's, the woman. toella. I think she's evil. Fouls. Everybody in the White House. . . . For sure. Everyone is corrupt. The world is on fire. I think she just... Puerto Rico was a huge success by the way. I don't know if you realize that or not.

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basically the leader of Germany is Hitler's daughter. Angela Merkel? Yeah. Really? Yeah, they basically found when Germany and the, well, first of all, real quick, I'm just going to do this. Hitler is a Rothschild. Do you ever hear that?

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That was really close. And Baron Rothschild, okay? And they basically break it down. Basically, Maria Anna was the help of Baron Rothschild. He banged it, got her pregnant. She sent, he sent her on her way, right? So then they have Olas, Olus is Hitler's father, okay? And Olas had a kid, Olas change his name from, from, what was his name? Olas? No, his name was Olus something, he changed it to Hitler.

Oh, and then he had a kid and that kid was Hitler. Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, which explains why, they believe Hitler didn't die. He had escaped to Argentina. And there's pictures of him their, their, their, their, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, what, what, what, what, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, what was, th. th. th. th. tha, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, tha. tha. tho. thoooooooooooo. tha. thoooooooooooo. tha. tha. tha. them there. And lived in the palace or whatever. Yeah and he was like a doctor there. So then, so the Nazis are crazy people right? So what they do, they basically freeze Hitler's sperm. And later on as a deal, the scientists of the SS, Nazis gave Russia the sperm. And then they supposedly, basically got a woman pregnant with the sperm and it was Merkel. See, that wouldn't surprise me. Nazis did some weird shit.

They always did weird shit, dude. Always did weird ass shit. Like weird science experiments and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. But is there like a, is there a face to face of Angola and Adolf? And and Merkel? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Merkel and Megan Merkel. Oh God.

There is. There's the pierces and the Merkels. I'll find it right now. there thi. I'll find it right now. Here we go. Boom. Angela Merkel. Here it is. Now I can't show it on here, but I'm going to show you. Basically, Angela. Here, Hitler's mom was Karla Hitler. Right. Here, look at it right here. She was miscongeniality in high school. Look at it right here. Don't look it on a screen. Basically, because I'm time to upload it. I didn't didn't upload it right. Oh. Right, and then just go down.

You know, right? You just put a little mustache on her. Yeah, right? Oh my god, that is weird. Right. Now here's a thing, there's actually a famous picture of Angela Merkel. She's holding her hands like him. thi. Oh, their thanks. Angela Merkel, Theresa May, and one other girl, when they're kids and they're all hanging

out with each other. And now they're all leading like some of the biggest countries in the EU and Europe, right? Oh really? Right? I'm telling you, it's all crazy. And then the last one is, are the Obama kids? Yes. Okay, so here's this whole theory that... Unless they're Eddie Murphy's again. So here's the theory that's really these people's kids, right? Who are those

people? Okay, we'll get into that our final our final thoughts real quick. Our final thoughts. So Sasha Mary's real parents would be the real, what's the name of it? My parents identified. Where are they? Are the real, what's the name of it, my parents identified, where are they, are the fishermen real parents, I'm trying to find their- They were loaned so America could accept the first fake family. Okay. Hey, well, I mean, dude, so out of all these, this is the one you don't believe, of all of them.

Yeah, no. Were there any ones you don't believe This one I don't believe at all. You don't believe Obama's kids are are yeah I don't are on loan? Yeah. No. I'm trying to find the name of the real parents but I don't have time. All right so that was Cuckapalooza. That was fun. I hope you enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun. Are you got any dates coming out that people can come see you? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. the the th. th. the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the the the th. th. the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. sure I'm at the store this week. I got I got to check my calendar I've literally been off the grid for a week and a half but I know I'll probably be at the store this weekend and then October yeah in October I'm taping my show so I'll be busy with that. You're doing great things. So if you want like tickets hit me up on the tickets. Justin is gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna to be huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge. I I I I to be to be to be to be to be to be to. I'm to be to be to be to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I I'm. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I. Itip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. talk about what happened this week. I just want to really quick say something.

Obviously, off the grid is not here. I have to say that is not my decision. He has just ghosted. He said if he was ever going to quit the show, he wasn't going to just ghost. I will accept that my, my Twitter argument with him had something to do with this. You know, I, so I will accept that role. I did not want this, I did not ask for this. He is always welcome back. So I haven't changed the passwords on the Instagram in case you guys want to communicate with him through DMs. But just no, this is not my decision.

I'm not saying I'm the easiest person to work with all the time. Okay, I've had this feed, I've had three shows on it. And one ended naturally, I don't talk to the other co-host. That's fine. I talked to Gareth all the time. I don't talk to Vicki. with the international bad boys, Stephen. We had our blow-up fight, but I did stand up at his wedding and I love Steve Randolph. And I got to be honest with you,

if it wasn't for that blow-up, this show would never have happened. With Ryan, we had a disagreement on something on Twitter, and we both kind of shouted at each other, and I'm not gonna to defend himself, and if he ever wants to come back and talk, where he ever wants to come back to the show, he is welcome. It is not my call.

So I'm gonna leave the seat open for as long as I can. Try to do this the best. Obviously, I'm running the board and I do lose some of you I understand because you love Ryan so much and I miss him and I love them too. I'm not perfect I make mistakes but all I can do is own own it and hope to make amends at some point. It's a two-way street but I got clean up my side. So I appreciate you guys and everything you do. We're gonna bring it on home one second at the end of the show. Justin, you are great, and we shall see everybody soon. So take care, everybody. Take care.