Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #129: Ghost Huntin and the New Age Woooo with Ryan Singer

Episode Date: October 4, 2018

Thank you for tuning in for another interesting episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode Sam welcomes paranormal expert and ufologist, Ryan Singer, to discuss the spirit realm! Check out Ryan's podcast "Me & Paranormal You" and his new comedy album "Free Love" that's about to drop Oct 12th. http://ryansingercomedy.com/me-and-paranormal-you/

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Oh, yeah, Will. Well, welcome back to another fun festive episode, Tim Foll hat. You know who I am. Joining me in studio. You guys have asked me to put to to to to to to to put to put to put to put to put to put to put to put to to put to to put to to put to to to to put to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the together together you guys have asked me to put together a team of extraordinary assassins and I am doing that now okay joining me on the ones and twos well Aaron's on the ones and twos so I guess you'd be on the threes and fours he's a conspiracy theorist I need diversity on a show so I believe he's in the threes and fours. He's a conspiracy theorist. I need diversity on a show. So I believe he's in the Hispanic areas, right? Yes, yes, yes, Mexican. Okay?

So full on Mexican. That's how good I'm going. You want California conspiracies? I've got a Mexican here, dog. Okay? Proud to he's going to be running the board, all that stuff. And I'm very excited he's going to be doing some audio stuff. So. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, thiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, thi, thi, thi, is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, ththat stuff, and I'm very excited. He's gonna be doing some audio stuff. So please welcome, Xavier Guerrero, everybody. Yeah, but it's gonna be Xavier G from here on. Just know that. There will be none of that. Thank you so much, man. You work for my good friend, George Perez, and you would do some shows on his podcast.

I saw you, I believe it was Tuesday night at the store, and you're like, dude, I love your podcast. I heard you were looking for somebody to help out and you offered to help out. Yep, yep. And it's very cool. You do have a drive-in, so we're going to say this is going to go as long as you enjoy the drive in. At one point, you're going to be like, fuck this drive, and I'll tha, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, you, you, and I, and I, you, you're th, you're going, and I'm, and I'm, you're going How do you say ghost in Spanish? Fantasma. Yeah, you're gonna fantasma me, okay?

I got one from a white guy and then I'm like, so most likely the next person will be black or gay. So we're just gonna go through the whole stuff. Some dates real quick I wanna get into, real quick, October 3, it's the, yes, an evening of Sam Turpill in his and the weird bud? An evening of Sam Tripoli and his weirdo friends live at the Breya Improv. Tickets are available. You can just go, all these shows, you can get, go to Sam Triply.com. Okay, I got, it's a killer lineup.

Mike Tully from the Jason Ellis show, Kigley, George Perez, and the Smash Brothers will be live with myself. That is October 3rd at the Breya Improv. And then October 6, which is Saturday, it is Punch Drunks, live UFC Viewing Party, UFC 229 Viewing Party in stand-up. We're going to be viewing the fights, Connor McGregor versus Nomanikov, and they'll be fighting. And then after that, we're going to a live stand-up show at the Dojo. The lineup is huge. Jason Tibo Kigley, Danish and O'Neill,

and the list goes on and on. Again, those tickets are available at Sam Tripoli. And then finally, we will be Philadelphia. Yes, Philadelphia the 14th, the 12th and Syracuse the 14th. October 12th the punchline in Philly and then October 14th the Syracuse Funny Bone it is myself Eddie Bravo the Timfall Hat Comedy Night we are it's gonna be great we got some locals coming out Chad Zumaq will be in Syracuse you know for the punchering show a lot of great stuff going on with that so we're super excited and go check out the Patreon. I'm gonna be dropping more and more stuff on Patreon. Go to

Patreon.com backslash Tinfoil Hat. I think there's a link on there real quick. At the bottom of the page it should be right there. Yeah click that link. Bam right there. We're gonna get this dog. I keep doing that one. Okay fuck it then. Go to the the the the the the the the to patron the the the the the the the the p p p p p p p p p p p p. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. to to to to to to to thoom. thoom. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. there. We're going to get this dog. I keep doing that one. Okay, fuck it then. Go to Patron. We're dropping knowledge left and right. Anybody with us still? Thank you so much. I know a couple of you, Jack, left. I accept the challenge, okay? I'm putting together an elite squad called the Suicide Squad,

and I promise you're going to make this fucking happen. So I'm super excited. So that's it. That's the business. Oh, real quick. This show is brought to you by our good friends at BetDSI. BetDi-Dsi for all your betting needs, right? Go to Bet DDSI. Use the promo code. Tinfoil 1, okay? And you can get a tonne. Let me see what that, I'll thehehehe. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Bet, th. th. Bet, thatheheheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. tho. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. togs. togs. t. t. t. t. get a ton. Let me see what that I'll tell you at the end of the show What the actual promo code is I should look that up, but go to them use our promo code I'll get you that and I'll tweet it out and you can make bets on everything and you don't think there's conspiracies in sports Huh, how about the fuck that the nationals didn't pick sure pitch surger? Huh, how about that the the the the the the the fact? the fact? the fact? the fact? the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. th. that's. that's. that's. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. that. I. that. I. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the the the th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the t. the th. th Aaron the guy was talking about how Shurger wanted to pitch last game so he could knock the Rockies out and guess who didn't pitch yeah max surger why because that major league baseball probably called him up go listen we need a game we need a not a 163 could you not pitch this guy because we'd like the Rockies to win or he might have been on short rest or why he might have been short rest or to the to pitch we don't put you guys in short rest just cuz okay well you know what once again Aaron's fucking close mind isn't open to the fact that there are dark

hands at work all over the hey I would have loved somebody to pitch to get the fucking cardles in the end of the playoffs and you guys didn't deserve it you weren't good to the to get me all to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to the to the the the the to the the the to to to to to to the to to to to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. I I I tho. thea. the thea. the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the th guys deserve it you weren't good team so that's why you weren't there you just okay quiet your mouth to get me all right enough with the business I can't wait to hear this on YouTube did five minutes in silly and top blah blah okay it's business we got to take care of business here but I appreciate you all being part of the show it is only gonna grow haters gonna hate haters gonna hate and you're with me, I love you. If this show goes down to five people listening, I will promise you, I will still do the show with five people. I will rock those five people.

So if you're with me, I appreciate it, stay with me. It's only gonna grow. I'm telling you, I'm getting the tribes together. It's all coming. We gotta work together to have our next guest on. He does a podcast, a very, a very fun podcast, something I'm very interested in, which is the paranormal, UFOlogy. He is a ghost hunter, if I'm correct, and he's got a great podcast called me and paranormal

you. Okay, please welcome Ryan Singer. How are you? I'm doing great. Thanks for having me. Dude, thanks for coming on. I really appreciate you. How do you think Xavier's doing the first thing? So far so great. So far so great. And as a lifelong Cincinnati Reds fan, I have to say one of the St. Louis Cardinals was to keep, and I'm going to get killed for this, but the Dodgers, I wanted the Dodgers out. Why? Because I hate big payrolls.

As a Reds fan, the small market team, we can't buy players. I'm with you on getting that. And so I'm against anyone who spends the most money. So it used to be the evil empire. Yeah. the Dodgers were spent, whoever is spending the most money, I'm against. Can I just tell you why I believe and I'm a Dodger fan, because I could be completely biased here, and I'm willing to take both your opinions on this. The Dodgers are different in the sense that this, they don't just buy the, the, the, the, the big, like, you know, the reason we hated the Yankees is because they they would they would they would they would they are, they are, is because they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, the, the, their. their. their, their, their, the, their, their. their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their........... The, their.... The, their.. The, their. The, their. The, their. their, their. their, their, their, th. their, th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, today, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. We actually use our farm system and we trade assets. We have built assets up in order to trade for people.

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I'm down with that dude. We need to get something for that kid. I mean like I follow him on Instagram dude, you know like he had to, we kept him, we didn't get certain big pictures because we want to keep that kid. I mean the injury and the surgery and everything but I think it bounced back Real quick so tell me about your podcast and then you could tell me about your album dropping Okay cool. Well the podcast made paranormal you I started I think it was over four years ago I was just fascinated with having conversations with people who have every day paranormal experiences, right? I mean everybody we know, I mean not everybody, but everybody has been at least at one point fascinated by the mystical the supernatural the supernatural, the paranormal, the paranormal, the paranormal, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the today.a.a.a.a.coa.a tel.a tel.a tel.a tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel at one point fascinated by the mystical, the supernatural, the unexplainable, and there are so many people amongst us who in the last few years really have started like coming out of the attic and talking about their experiences with ghosts or

other unexplained stuff. That's above the closet? Okay, I like, and so what you have is you have like, you know how it is we live in the Western world and and all these things I believe in the interconnectivity of everything right so we live in the Western world where science is the new high priest right? And that is the most real statement ever said the push to make everybody believe everything that scientists say is the new religious shame. You know what I'm saying? It really is. Scientific shame keeps people from sharing their, and I've had crazy things that I've experienced. And I know we're going to talk about like ghosts and things like that at this point,

but I've had things that have made me feel crazy, right? Because of people's reaction to them. Like years ago, I dated a to dateably could shape shift right? Another woman who had pre-coct dreams of the future. And then there's all these other things right but you talk about this stuff publicly. You're crazy. You just drop that like that was it. Yeah, right? But that's what started a podcast. He's got vampires. He's got vampires. He just doesn't do ghosts. He does all. I'm looking at his website that last episode. Yeah, so we have we that's like my origin story right like I met this woman crazy stuff happened now I'm like what else is possible that they've told me exactly. That's the biggest thing like I and the spectrum I'm way over here and the other side is that guy over there. Like a year and something of us doing the show he still believes none of it and I believe all

of it's possible. But the problem is I have to vet everything to make sure there is some validity to what's going on because we're in an information war and there's just so much so much propaganda to just shish-kob your brain. Yeah your credibility can be just, it can be undermined real quick if someone really wants to do it, right? I mean, that's, you know, I mean, all this access to information and to even people, right? But, but the one thing I found from doing the podcast all these years is that it's, it's strange that people will experience extraordinary things, right? And then, but, but the the the th even, even, even, even, even, even, the the th even, th even, th, th, th even, th, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the they, they, they, they, they, they, they, thin, to to to thin, to to to thin, to thin, to thooooooooooooooooo, tho, tho, tho, th experience extraordinary things, right?

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And I goes kind of thinking subreds like that. And that's why your podcast does really, and that's why the podcast, thk podcast, thk, tho, a world that's so, like he's on it, I would never, you know, he worked with my friend but we would never be working together. He don't believe in this shit. I know he's. Well, you know what, there's something about the people who've been through a ton of trauma, this one's certainly learned really early in their life, ten, and I'm and this isn't applied to Aaron because he's just Midwestern, but the rest of them, it's like, when they're very much through a lot of trauma in their life, they want to believe in something.

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what it's about. For me it's more fun to believe in something. Now whatever somebody else wants to believe in they can go ahead and do it if it makes them a better person adds value to their life and doesn't hurt nobody, go ahead and believe it man. Like I'm into it. Like I tell people like all this stuff is so crazy. It's like, oh leprosons are real. I'm like go over to Ireland and tell people, lepricons are bullshit and you'll get punched in the face. I mean like, that might be that might that might that might that might that might that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be that might be. that might be that might be. that might be. that might be. that might be. that might be. that might be. that might be. that might be. that might be that might be that might be an exagger. that might be an exaggeration. that might be an exaggeration. that might be an exaggeration. that might be an exaggeration. that might be an exaggeration. that might be an exaggeration. that. that might be an exaggeration. that might be that might be that might be an for sure. And you know, like without getting into the too darkest stuff, you know, if you look at this pedigate stuff, and it's like, well why does anybody come forward?

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he didn't do. But it's like, dude, looking. It's there. It's on you now If you say that there's no such thing as UFOs and aliens Ghost is a little more tricky. We don't have a ghost car That crashed in outside of Roswell, New Mexico, right? But I would argue that there is Collective evidence over time from millions of people who have had... Do anything? Do anything?

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whether it's a, you know, a lot of times it's a relative or a family member of some kind. I've seen shit. I mean, I've seen it at the comedy store. I've said it before on this podcast. One of the most famous haunted places in the city. Two instances where I've seen shit. And I've said before, I've seen an image move in front where this light was coming, the source of this bright light in this black room.

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and they have been for a long time because if once we know that consciousness continues or soul or spirit or whatever we want to call it continues on in some way. That changes the way we live our lives. For sure and it's very interesting you brought up great point, that there is no vested financial or power interest in proving ghosts, meaning the government doesn't gain anything by going, oh yeah, you don't, when you die, you just get reabsorbed into the universe or you float around and you, you haunt people why they masturbate in their bedrooms or whatever that may be, right? So it's like a very interesting take

that there's no real push for the development of ways to find ghosts or do any of that stuff. Yeah, like ghost technology didn't help us in the cold war against Russia. For sure. Like, but I will say that like, to me, like, I have to to to to to to be, I, I, I, I, to to to to to to to to be, to to be, to be, to to be, to to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to to the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tooomk.oomk.oomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, together, together, the, the, the, the, the, the, the be careful sometimes, because when I lose my sense of humor about anything I believe and I become an asshole, right? I think that's why nobody wants to listen to an asshole. Right, right.

But I believe so deeply in disclosure, and also in my belief in ghosts, specters, spirits. But why are those two connected? That's such a weird, I guess it's not a weird one, but it is a weird kind of ghosts and UFOs. How are they in a connection that those are the two things that you mostly focus on? Because they are two different genres of, even if, I don't even know if ghosts fall under conspiracy, I would say so because there's a discussion whether they exist or not. I would say that they're definitely under the umbrella of paranormal. Conspiracy, I don't know either. Yeah. But I guess you could make an argument for it probably easily if you want, if you really wanted to. But for me, being raised Catholic, going to Catholic school for 12 years, was a maniac growing up.

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over the last 10 years, it's like, now you have crowds who listen, right, and on purpose. And, you know, because comedy clubs around the country have turned into these places where it's like, hey, come here and drink a bunch and listen a little. Yeah. But now podcast, now you have an audience. the the the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. the audience. I the audience. I tha. I thi. thi. I thi. I've. I've. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thi. thi. thi. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. drink a little. Yeah. Right. But now podcast, now you have an audience of listeners and they show up and they're on board and they're listening, right? So for me, like a priest has the ultimate audience. When you're a preacher, a pastor or a preacher, now you have a captive audience saying, I'm gonna pay attention to what this performer says because the fate of my eternal soul rests on.

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And to me, it's not like a religion. It's certain individuals. And I would say it's a little more prevalent. And what robe do they happen to be wearing? Yeah. You know, or what invisible thing in the sky? For sure. Do they happen to pray to. But yeah, so it's, it's for me, like, all of that religious upbringing is a blueprint for mystical belief.

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dies the war of good and evil will happen yeah Ryan Singer is gonna beto be on the front line, you son of a bitch. And I called myself the peacemaker. I ran around school breaking up fights. I had the mass memorized by like ten years old, right? I would get in trouble at Catholic Mass because I'd be performing. Every Friday morning at school we'd have to go to mass and I'd be performing it. I'd be doing this and I'd get in trouble. They're like, you're like you're mocking the ceremony and I would be like, you don't know who you're talking to you. Oh my God. In the sisters and the priest there would be like, you're, we need to reel this in a little bit, right? And so then you know, I get out of that game and then I'm like, well what else is the, oh, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you, you, you, you, like, like, like, like, and the, and the, and the, and the, in, in, in, and the, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, you you, in, in, in, you, in, you, you, you the sister, in, and, the sisters, and, you. the sisters, like, the sisters, and, like, like, you. And, the sisters, in up. And your brother, you asked your brother and he said, I want to be like an air force pilot. He's like, what do you want to be? I was like, I want to be a priest because I just see myself up there on that stage. And I tell everyone masses in and go and peace of love and the Lord's to be paid attention. Yeah, hey, people always ask me when did you realize you want to be a comic and I tell them the Goddons truth, there were, I do not

remember a time where I didn't want to be a comic. I wanted to be a comic before I even knew there was a term for what I wanted to do. I just knew that I just wanted to entertain people. I just wanted to just sit up there. I just to just toup in kindergarten like I would just get on my desk and just start racking me. What's the deal with SippyCops? Yeah, right? So I like I knew that a very young age man. So I get that dude to like have this kind of and there's a blessing to that too because like you knew where you had a destination like you put into your life ways and the fucking told you where to go. Some people don't get that shit but it's like very early to have a blessing to know you want to get into that.

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that people are seeing, to me it's like, one of the most important thing consciousness or this energy that we have continues on, because after my grandpa died, her father, Grandma Jesus' husband, he lived for a while after her. He, I was at Flappers and Burbank doing a set, and I always hang out. Like, and I live right by there. I live like five minutes from there. So, I always hang out and watch the rest of the show or hang out with comics afterwards and on this particular night, this was a few years ago, I do my set, I walk off stage and I'm just, and I know he's sick for the skeptic out there, I know he's sick, right? And he's like 89 years old too. And he's back in Ohio where I grew up and I walk off room and I'm like, I gotta I gotta fuck I gotta get out of here and I

leave and it was like a late set on like a weeknight so it's a three-hour difference in Ohio time. I'm in my car at like 11.01 p.m. so it's 1 a.m. or something it's pretty late in Ohio. I get I walk to the parking garage get in my car I'm driving for 10 seconds and I get a message from my mom that says Lieutenant Colonel Lester Clark officially has passed away at you know 11 or 1 a.m. on the blah blah blah blah boom and I'm like I knew I knew he was dead yeah I get that like and I've got different theories about how one could know and it's like because, like, we have our DNA. Right.

And this is just a crazy scientific theory that I come up with, that I can't prove because I don't have the time or the energy really to try to do it. But like, we have DNA that we give to our children. Our children give our DNA to their children, and so on and so and so and so and so and so and so and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, and so, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I I I I so on and so on. So they are not just your family member, they are an extension, they are quite literally an extension of you. And so if you were to take my finger and hit it with a hammer, I would feel that. So, if my grandchild has my DNA in them. And I am now physically dying.

My physical form is dying, which is the most profound physical thing one could do, probably. Now all the DNA that is from my grandpa, that is my grandpa inside of me, knows, because I believe in the connectivity of everything, right? No separation between you and me, every photo is a selfie. Yeah? Like, now I know I'm dying. I've died. A part of me has literally died.

And a part of him continues to live on. So like, I feel like my body experienced the sensation of death because quite literally part of it died. I get that. Now to be able to prove that shit to people. Well, isn't there a theory that plants carry memory of before, meaning like, you know, their parent plant and that goes all the way back. And it makes so much sense.

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That accidentally happens essentially. And so next, you know, he's exploring all these past lives from a client or from a patient. And he now believes, because in the in-between space, he has conversations with not her in a former life, but now he's having conversations with people separate from her, the masters. And they have information about him personally, that there was no way his patient could have ever known. Hold on, so she's talking to somebody, the masters.

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I would like nothing else you you you get like a ther, like not a therapy, but like a hypnosis relaxing session out of it. I believe in it. It's pretty amazing. But to me that tie into, you know, afterlife. And when I say afterlife, I don't believe in like heaven or and, you know, good and bad. Well, hell was made up. For sure. And isn't hell just basically made off of one line in the Bible, which was looser fur was casted from heaven?

And that's really the only reference to anything like that. I'm not an expert in the Bible, but that's why I've been told that, hey Sam, you don't know anything about the Bible. There's only one reference because I was talking about how Lady Gaga's halftime show, and even though I'm not religious man in any way, but if you know the story that supposedly of Lucifer, that is, that is the story. And you're like, holy fuck, man. And it's one of the greatest stories. So part of me has to like reel back a little bit at times, because it's one of the most well-known stories.

It's an epic tale. I love Joseph Campbell and the hero's journey and all that stuff. But the, so sometimes I have to pull back and be like, oh, maybe they're not trying to like totally, like send this great message out as much as it's, they're just using one of the greatest greatest greatest greatesttold to tell a little story for their performance things like that but you know then you have to remember like oh what's the circumstance what's the stage

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Oh, we've got the wjjy board. Let's all play the wjjy board right for fun now. Now it's no like I have a roommate who will not let me keep my Wi-J Board in the house. I have to keep it in the trunk of my car because he was raised Catholic and he's like, don't bring that into my house. I believe that the WIJBoard can be potentially an effective tool to communicate with the other side. And I don't think, I have friends who are, you know, like Reiki healers and you know terror readers and you know psychic clear-voy and they will not touch a Weiji board. They believe that it's bad. To me I I think if you do it properly like you set the stage properly just like anything else just like psychedelics like McKenna would say it's set and setting okay. I love that they're subcultures yeah to me it's the most interesting of all the stuff man. You can. You th. You th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I their their their th. I their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to try to to tell to to try to to tell to to the the the they they they they they they the most interesting of all the stuff, man.

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then they would go on tour. And like the things mom would do to get any kind of swag from a Taylor Swift was these parents, these moms love their kids. There was the funniest thing that ever happened. And I would always I would have to be like, welcome to the stage. Contestant number 87, Tiffany, dancing to every rose has its thorn or something like that. And then I had to to to to to the to their their their their thuuuuuuuuuu. thus. thi. thus, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. the thi. the thi. thorn or something like that. Then I had to mute my mic. Yeah. Right, so I could do whatever I was doing. One time this like seven-year-old girl is doing this beautiful dance to ballet or some shit. She's doing ballet dance to like some sad song like that.

Yeah. And then from the audience, you hear her dance. And this is like the confluence of comedy and everything, and everything, and everything, and everything, and everything like in the middle of her beautiful ballet dance and I forgot to mute my microphone and I just said are you fucking kidding me oh my well luckily everyone was still laughing at the get her done Tiffany yeah while she's like like pirouetting. It was amazing. But, back to the subcultures and the subcultures. The subcultures, yeah, the, and I think that's what like paranormal investigators, there is, it's

a huge subculture. Like there's this thing called alien they didn't do one this past year, but I did it. ancient aliens on History Channel. They actually did. They did. Oh, it just happened. Yeah, yeah, okay. They didn't do, they did 2016, they took 2017 off. And it was amazing. I got to go up there and be like the official podcast for it or whatever. Going around and interview people. I got to interview Katie Sackoff from Battlestar Galactica,

who was Star. Anyway, that was the best. But like, you know, but the subculture that exists, you've got like all these ancient, not ancient, I mean they looked ancient, they were so old. Some of the oldest like original guys who wore the Godzilla suits from like Japanese movies were hanging out there. Tom Scaret is there from aliens. There's like, and so there's all this other stuff. And it's weird because you do have like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, so there's all this other stuff. And it's weird because you do have like subculture in fighting to a certain degree. People come up and be like, so what's your podcast about? And I'd be like, oh you know, anything, paranormal is anything outside normal? Yeah.

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UFO Paranormal Research Society of Los Angeles. Oh really? Third Tuesday of every month at the Universalist Church in Studio City. They have great speakers come out and talk about the secret space program, you know, big foot, really? All kinds of stuff. Next time, I'll hit you up the next time I'm going, so can go with me if you want. So listen I want to hear a little bit about because we got about 20 minutes left. I like do you got any first of all we got to hear about the shape shifter and then I'd like to hear about like any personal

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that was so haunted apparently, so crazy haunted, kind of out in the middle of nowhere the country. To the point where, like, her friends wouldn't stay the night anymore at her house. Really? Because one night, her and a bunch of like little girlfriends when they were young, went to like a restaurant, like TGA Fridays or whatever, you know, for her birthday, but anyway, and like markers and shit were flying, like levi moving across the room. And then another time, when she had a birthday dinner, she had balloons in her room and she had a clown figurine. I don't know, this is perfect, right? Of course she did.

And a clown figurine just kind of doing a pose, like, you know, one arm up towards the sky and the other arm down. And she woke up the next morning and the clown was holding the balloons. Like the strings, you know, that little ribbon wrapped around the hand. And I preface the whole thing saying there's not a lot of happy, like, like, oh, I didn't get in my taxes done. I woke up the next day and they were all done. Somebody, some ghost, I did my whole taxes.

Yeah, separated all my receipts. Yeah. But then recently I found out, unfortunately, that her older brother who was my brother's age, my brother was a year above me. And the girl who lived there was a year below me. And, but the brother, who grew up in that haunted house,

apparently, very recently killed himself, and nobody really knows what the deal was. What he did. And the first thing, and I know it's, it's not, it's probably disrespectful, and I will admit that, but my first thought was, what did that fucking house do to him, right? Right. And to me, like, what does growing up in a house that has maybe an evil spirit, or like a dark energy, what does it do to a person? And we get used to things. We adjust, right? And like, people grow up in a house all the time, and then they just like, you know,

I just started ignoring the ghost. Because I can't live my life every day, like, Yeah. You know, you just can't live like that. then, so part of me wonders like, what happened? You know, like, why, what happened to this guy? And I don't know his story and I didn't keep in touch with him after high school, you know, other than my brother told me the story not too long ago, and I brought in the first thing, I was like, that house. He goes, the house, and I thouse, thouse, thouse, thous, thous, thous, thous, thous, thou house, thou house, thou house, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, how haunted their house was? I wonder if, you know, because I think he was there when he did it. And we just both sat there like, kind of freaked out, you know. You think its house is still there? I don't know, I'd have to

like, I'd have to go back and like talk, and I haven't talked to her in years either. So to know what's going on, the activity in that house, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if it's been gone or if they would even have been, oh, we were younger, we used to think it was haunted because it was fun. They might just say that, you know, like, so I have to to their to their their their their their their the've never felt haunted. Recently I have been having like situations where I'm like I keep feeling like I'm seeing something like out of the corner of my eye like in a parking garage or something like that because I did do the wiki board in my house with some friends and we contacted what I

believe to be an entity that was a skeptics wife from multiple lives so it was a very friendly thing because I kind of said I try to do my best to set up. Skeptics wife from multiple. One of the guys there was four of us. Three of them were on the planchit which is the thing that moves around and I was taking notes. You always have to have someone taking notes. Yeah the court stenographer as it's moving and then you'll there's no way you'll remember because sometimes it moves too fast. Someone has to be there taking notes, seeing it, observing, to keep up because you'll never remember. Writing the question down and then keeping track of the different letters it goes to. Okay. And so he was the biggest skeptic, it was myself a friend of mine who's like a real witch and she's an artist out of Canada man so and then another friend which is right

you roll with a interesting I love magic I'm in really indicate sometime another time if you want we can talk about chaos magic I know I think you've talked Jason love on yeah amazing he is amazing he's a he is amazing he's a wonderful person he's so cool and he's very I mean he's just a library in his head. Yeah, it's amazing But I love chaos magic, but we can talk about that later Some other time it's just more fun to believe in all this really is it really is I mean I got rocks on me usually all the time like I got tigers like but like I did a magic I did some magic. I think I think last weekend because a friend of mine te' thii, the the th, This full moon, it's in a query, it's like, this is your powerful moon. You have to do something tonight.

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And they picked witches, right? And like back then when we were like, you know, Ozzy was like the devil, we were like the devil's kind. He beat the head off a bat, you know? And you think about like what we perceived, who are the devil worshippers and who really are the devil worshippers and how like we're all looking over here and these motherfuckers are over here. It's really the person, you know, giving suspension to the girl who's dressed as the witch. That's who the real devil worship. But it's like to me, witchcraft and like

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And it is the same kind of like the way the the cobra sits and the way your brain? The structure and the shape? Yeah, is very similar. Yeah, I mean, I'm not, I don't know whether or not, like, I still don't know what to make of it all other than this was back when like the internet was really the internet right right so so the research capabilities back then weren't nearly they were pretty bad I guess you could say so we're hanging out smoking so this is back when I was smoking and I was like oh yeah I got this lizard in my brain you know sometimes it tries to get out every And she's like, you're a fucking weirdo. And I was like, yeah, most people think so. And she goes, well, then I could tell you this. You're so weird, I could tell you this.

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are you guys still close at all? Do you still know her? I haven't talked to her in a little while, but I still know her, yeah. And so I look over and she's like 5-2, Middle Eastern, 110 pounds soaking wet. I look over and she's a white chick. There's like a blonde-hired white chick in my bed. For like, you know, it's like this happens as fast. I threat and I freak out. I freaked out. Have you ever had a moment where you thought that reality was no longer within your grasp? Like, there's a musician Adam Fawcett who's got this great crazy story about whether it's sleep paralysis or a demon or whatever it is. Anyways, he says the line, I always thought I was going to go crazy when I was younger. And it wasn't until this moment that I realized, eh, I guess it's finally happened. Yeah. And that captures it beautifully what I thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi tho tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho-I tho-I tho-I thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi tho tho. I tho. I the. I the. I the. I theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeau. I theeea. I theeeeeeeee. I realized, I guess it's finally happened.

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And so I start the podcast years later because of her, because now I believe in everything, right? And I'm like, what else is out there? And then, but she wouldn't talk to me about it because she said, it aggravates it. Oh, makes it more active. So, 10 years go by where I don't see her. And then I'm on the road somewhere in the middle of the country. And she's had to leave LA and she's had to move a bunch of different places because her

life is chaos for obvious reasons. And we decide to meet up because we hadn't seen each other in over 10 years. We meet up and it's like we didn't miss a second. And our relationship was very volatile, that's why I didn't miss a second. Our relationship was very volatile. That's why I didn't last. It was crazy, right? So then I go, listen, you know I do the podcast because of you and you know and other things. But like I just need to talk to you about what happened because it's been over a decade. I feel like I'm crazy. I don't know if Iell all my friends hey remember that shape-shift stuff that's all I made that up I was sick for a minute you know and so we

start talking for a minute she goes you know what go get your microphones and do it before I changed my mind so we recorded the conversation it was about almost two hours which I thought she would never speak to me about it and so she actually did for the for the what episode is that number 76. On your meme paranormal you it's number 76 I've also got it on YouTube I put it up on YouTube. We're gonna listen to that. Yeah And it's I feel like I could talk to you for hours. Yeah we'll have to do in their chat. No we'll do it. I got to get you on mine too. We'll talk. I'll we really really really really really really really really really really like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the would really like to include you. I'm trying to get all the tribes together and not just a conspiracy like the geopolitical Tribes, but also the paranormal, the uphologist and you know all the cryptoids and all those people all under things to start doing stand-up. I didn't know I know I know, as I researched her, I learned you did stand up, so I would,

you know, I'm going to start putting together these shows both locally and if they do well on the road, I go with Eddie Bravo out, but I'd love to have you do a couple shows with us and get it going. And we'll, because I know there's other people like Kara Statenov. She does a lot of paranormal stuff. Oh I love Kira, yeah, her and my buddy Karen Rontowski. Yeah, we've had them on. They're wonderful. They actually predicted most likely that my co-host was going to leave. Oh wow that's interesting. On the show they go someone will betray you and everyone's like oh whatever. So then he leaves and everybody's on Twitter going to do thoo they're great. They're really great. They thi thi thi thi tel. tel. tel. thi tel tel tel tel thi tel thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're thi thi thi they're thi thi they're they're thi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's like they's like they's they's they's they's they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi to te. te. te. te. te. thoooooooooo. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'retold you it was going to happen. They're really great. It is great. Real quick, tell them about your album that's about to drop.

It's my fourth album, Free Love is the name of it, on October 12th. It'll be free everywhere, except iTunes, 499 on iTunes. But everywhere else, Amazon, on my website, Ryan Senior Comedy. comedy, it'll have a link for the download, because I want everybody to have it for free. We need some love. It's got some of the tracks are called reincarnation. I believe in Bigfoot, crystals in magic, talk to your water. I mean it's all like, paranormal kind of based, like believing in love to try and to like changing the mentality and like listening to people and like understanding why we hate. I love it. Trying to figure out how to love. Is it possible?

How can we do it? I think it's great, man. I want to bring you into the fold. We'll do some shows together. Oh yeah, this was fun, buddy. I appreciate it. Xavier, thanks for sitting on. It wasn't a lot to the flea market find $5 one dog.

You guys are great. Aaron, I gotta find the sound clip I'm still looking for it, but real quick thoughts? I mean it's one of those things again where it's like, okay, I mean I would be totally cool if this was all real. But I don't know. He's such a piece of shit, right? I love you, Aaron, if it was all real. Yeah. Okay, we should have Aaron sit down and listen to that episode and just see what he thinks. He doesn't believe anything, so don't please don't take a personal. No, I don't, trust me, I fell asleep. I'm like, what the fuck?

He has a great voice. It was very soothing. He has a great voice? No, Jason Louvre. Well, you have a great voice too. Yeah, well, yeah, Riot is too. You could be doing coast to coast if you wanted to. But it was a great episode, man.

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