Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #148: Good Morning, Jonestown With Tony Burkett & Russell Douglas

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

Thank you for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome from the "Good Morning, Jonestown" podcast, Tony Burkett & Russell Douglas to discuss Jim Jones and what happened that fateful night in Guyana! If you love hearing about the CIA terrorizing everyone and Sam butchering everyone's names than you'll enjoy this instant classic. My new special "Armogeddon" drops this Friday Dec 14th on Vimeo.com. Rent or Buy here Vimeo.com/OnDemand/Armogeddon Check out Tony and Russell's podcast at https://soundcloud.com/goodmorningjonestown

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excited. Joining us straight out of Florida where every conspiracy seems to come from nowadays. They have a wonderful podcast. It's called Good Morning Jonestown or Jonestown's Good Morning Jones Town. Good morning Jonestown. Good morning Jones. Good morning. Good Morning, which one is it? Jones, Good Morning, Jones, Good Morning, Jones, I'm sorry, I'm trying. There you go, I'm just, I mean a bag of dicks right now. Please welcome, they got a great podcast, I'm super excited about, I've listened a couple episodes, they've killed it, and I'm glad they're joining us in the Truth of Community. Please welcome Russell Douglas and Tony Burk- Burkett. Yes, that's it. Damn! You got those right.

Damn, you got them right. No, you're not in because I got it right. If I would have messed it up, you're getting a whole thing. All right. No words for excited to have you guys on. You guys contact me a long time ago, said like you like the show, so you want to start your own podcast, and I think that's fucking great. Tell us about your podcast. So my listeners can, because they love hearing different, I'm always amazed when people

say how many people who listen to these other podcasts. Tell us a little tho tho th comedy show. We're both stand-up comedians and we we we kind of shit on everything, including conspiracies. I'm into conspiracies Russell, not so much. I mean, I am a little, just not as much as Tony. Not as much as me. Why do you, why do you not go as hard? Is it that you just don't believe it could be that diabolical or you just don't want to know? No, I, I don't, we don't have to get into it, but I, oftentimes, I think it's a much grander conspiracy that's really just about us not having access to psychedelics. All right, my, I can think that. You know the type. I mean, Eddie Bravo thinks that it's, all these conspir conspir conspir conspir conspir conspir, it's just thinks, it's thinks, it's thinks, it's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's, that's, that that that that that that that that that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not thi, thin, thi, that's not thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th mean Eddie Bravo thinks that it's all these conspiracies just to stop everyone from knowing that we live on a flat plane.

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So we got no problem with that. I have no problem with any of it. I have no problem with, I mean, I think all drugs should be decriminalized. That's the minimal. Absolutely. And prostitution, that should be decriminalized as well. This whole thing with, what's, their their their their their their their. their. their, their, their, their, th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. It it is, th. It is, th. It is, th. It is, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. And, th. And, th. This whole thing with uh, what's her name and Trump? What's the, what's, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's her name? Stormy Daniels, man? I mean, like, I think you should be able to sue for your money back if they squeal. Like, half their is you're paying a chick. And two is,take the money is one you want to get laid and two is shut

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Like Jimmy Kimmel interviewed a porn star. That would never happen. Imagine it, would you think Jimmy Kimmel would ever interview the gay guy said he smoked crack with Obama and sucked his dick. Do you think he'd ever... Larry Sinclair? Yeah. Well, our first lady's not as fuck. Yeah, oh dude, that's the first time that I think.

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But you know, what do I know? I get told my mental health is in bad places. I've never been more alive in my life. So, it's the fact that they hate Trump so much that they're willing to give those people a pass. That shows you how out of whack it all is and how stupid and meaningless it all is. You're taking the moral high ground by forgiving someone who started a war that will never end. That's a blanket statement. Like that'll never end.

Yeah, it's never meant to, I mean, just look at what happened with Vietnam. They literally made rules so they could not win. They didn't want them. I mean, that is where we're at. That is where we're at. I will, I will bring this up though. When Obama was president, I did notice that people on the right started to romantic, thiiiiiiiii to thi. Bill Clinton a little bit, which was hilarious because they fucking hated Bill Clinton when he was president. Yeah, it's it's just it's dude. It's all pro wrestling.

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It's fucking, you know, so it's like, who knows what's going on with that. All I know is that they're all scumbags and whatever, you know, it was like two years in Obama's first like four years that I realized that he was just full of shit too. And that's yeah. They all are. They never not, they never won't be. Yeah, I can't vote for anyone. I can't vote for anyone. This James Jones guy met the president. Oh, you did? Yeah. Okay, so that's what we wanted to get in today. We wanted to talk Jones town with you guys.

Your podcast is named after it. Uh, but you, do you guys ever talk about it or is that just, just that? Well, uh, we do, we do and we don't. We do and we don't. Um, you know, we were just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just we just we just we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we were just we were just we were just we we we we we we we are just we are we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we're we we're just we're just we're just we're just we're just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the their their their the country is right now. And I think actually when it boils down to it, I think that Jim Jones is something that we can all agree on. And by that, I mean, like, if you're on the left, you can certainly appreciate some of his socialist ideals. For sure, dude. And that's, as I started like, I was like, really blown away, but I'm like, oh, man, this is like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. was like really blown away but I'm like oh man this is like like he actually had some pretty amazing beliefs. Well and here's the thing and if you're on the right I think

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to James Thurman Jones, a World War I bet, and Lynette Putnam, okay? His father was an alcoholic and worked as a mystic fortune teller. Dude, imagine if your dad was a mystic fortune teller. That's not the only thing about his dad. His dad was also in the Ku Klux Klan. Yep. Oh yeah, dude. That's crazy, which probably back them were Democrats.

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Why am I in this fucking group with scumbags? He didn't care if he was good or evil. He just wanted to be great. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you know, it's always why like a, like, listen, there's some things that I could understand socialism and there's some things I can understand libertarianism. I'm on no side, but each time there's something. The problem with socialism is a couple of things.

One, you are really trusting in your fellow man. And if there's anything I realize about men, especially men but the human race, egos kill everything. Egos destroy everything. And there's eventually, there's just one guy who wants more than everybody else. Right. I think socialism can work if you have a closed group and one's retarded or an asshole. So if you can find a not-retarded asshole and you can find about a million of them, you have a chance. Right. And like, just isolate yourselves on a continent, you know, like, like, there, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, there, like, like, there, there, like, there, there, like, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there's just there's just there's just there's just there's just there's there's there's just there's just there's just there's just there's just there's just there's just, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's just there's just just just just just the the their tha, like, like, like, like, like find about a million of them, you have a chance.

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Of course. That's the only way in socialism can work. It has to be all the way around. Just Reverend Jim gets to bang him. We'll get, hey, we'll get there. Yeah, yeah, we'll get into that too. That always becomes the thing, dude. That always becomes the thing. And there's, whenever you believe in idealism, you're going to me like Jim Jones and I really want to call him John Jones. I really want to call him John Jones. I don't know why, but I keep feeling I'm going to say Jim John Jones. But Jim Joe, I mean like he has these very good, a very idealistic things. I think we all kind of agree with that we're all equal, okay, that this ruling class is just running a train on the lower class. These things that we all all tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th tho th tho tho tho tho tho that that that that that that that that that to to to to to to train on the lower class, these things that we all agree with. The problem is when you attempt to put this into real life, when you apply this in real

life, you run into a couple of things, especially countries that tend to be socialist, right? We see these countries that run to be socialist and they never end up doing that well. Well, mostly because the system that runs the entire world which is the you know the international monetary unit or what is it the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund I think that's what's called they basically run everything and when you start doing these programs they find a reason to hate you and they put economic boycotts on you and it ends up crashing and burning. Now whenever you bring up socialism, Hitler is always the first one that comes up, mostly because people don't know Jim Jones was a socialist.

They just think he was a crazy Kool-A-guy, right? So they bring up Hitler. But as I learn more about Hitler, he's most likely a Rothschild put there in place by the Rothschilds. Because what do we always say? That officials aren't voted in, they're selected. So it gets put in there. He starts to talk about these socialist programs, start to apply them and kill 6 million Jews. And now everyone's like, socialism, dude, what do you want to be Hitler?

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places in Indianapolis to integrate before the civil rights movement. Like he was doing things, you know what I mean? Yeah. He was nuts. And then when he moved, dude, that's whenever he tried to go macro with it and went bonkers. Well, yeah, I mean he also moved to, uh, he basically, I mean, dude, the guy adopted like a ton of kids. Yeah.

Adopted a ton of kids, man. He did have some, I mean like, yes, he totally killed that cat and that's, you know, that's serial killer shit. I give you that. He had a, he put on a beautiful service for it though. He was gonna be a minister. Make no mistake. Yeah dude there's nothing creeper than a kid consumed with death. Right? You ever meet those kids? On my other podcast we had a six-year-old in here and she goes, is everything funny? I go, yeah?

what if your friends die? I'm like, dude, you're six. No one in your life's gonna die for a long time. Enjoy it. You get to my age every week, it's like, who's dead now? Enjoy it. Enjoy it, Chuckie. Yeah, enjoy your fucking life. Um, so yeah, the first one's up kids. So then, uh, he, I, I think he heard that there were some like rumblings that maybe something's up, that, you know, like he's abusing his power, which it inevitably happens, dude. Like if you become a cult leader, you're like a person who buys a comedy club.

Eventually you go crazy. Because you have so much power. Everybody's kissing your ass. Everybody's like, everybody wants the ring, you know what I'm saying? So there's only so much stage time. Dude, I know it. I host the open mic, so I know exactly what you're talking about, man. Just the power. By the way, when every female, when every female comic complains about how they are treated in comedy,

they, um, they complain about a guy who ran an open mic. And now your face. the the the the th, you you th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thin, th. that's that, th. th. that's that, that, th. th. th. tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. tho. tho. thoo. thoooooooooooooooooo. I thoo. I tho. I tho. now the face. Every time they mention it. No, no, I'm like kidding. Hey, I'm married the woman I harassed. Oh, that's great. That's great, dude. Yeah, you're gonna get this for life, baby. That's a good way not to get hashtag me too. For sure, she gets it. We're both married, which gives us a certain sense of freedom in a lot of weights. Dude, I'm telling you, I mean like getting older is like, getting older is rough in some ways, but man it's very freeing in other ways. It's like all this social, I gotta be out, I've gotta be out, nap, nap, I'm just gonna go home, do nothing. If it's over 15 years, you never care like, well, goalming, I'm not gonna be here. Me and my girlfriend, we've been together 15 years, man. Fuck, I get cook. Yeah, I get cuck holding. I get it at this point, dude, cuckling. I get it. Let's Uber that assu.

Cook, hell. Whatever it is, dude, I am in. So then in 1971, Jim Jones moves his temple to Sam Fran. And that's a very interesting time in San Francisco. to Sam Fran. And that's a very interesting time in San Francisco because that's like kind of towards the end or the later part of the hippie movement. And there's one thing we know about the hippie movement it was very much controlled opposition by the CIA. I mean we've done shows on it before where we, you know, the Grateful Dead with a house band for Timothy Le Larry who's basically the acid dealer for the CIA.

Yeah, there's a lot of weird stuff going on there and at first he established himself in local politics. He was like the head of the housing commission. He was basically the landlord of San Francisco. You know and he was getting involved with all these politicians and stuff. You want to know why they loved them? Why? Why? Why they want to know? Why, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the landlord of San Francisco, you know, and he was getting involved with all these politicians and stuff. You want to know why they loved them? Because he'd get his thousand fucking people to go wherever the politician had a pole or whatever. So it would always show like it was a packed house. And that's why politicians loved them.

They would go always, hey, bring your people over here, be on my side. And the part that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And loved them. They would go always, hey, bring your people over here, be on my side. And then the part that he contributed was bringing a thousand motherfuckers, because whatever he said, these people did. So he was, he basically did bringer shows. Is that what he brought, he brought a thousand people? Yeah, yeah, that's what he brought. They just love to just get homeless people and have them show up and you know I mean isn't that what the cult from the wild wild country did? Oh that one that was that told them that we'd pick you up all they had to do was vote. Yeah. And then they changed a law where you have to live in this in this state for like longer than for Scientology because they never had like a date of when everything's going to end right it never was this whole

thing we're like it's always about embettering yourself these other cult they just they just want to take over that's all the reason Scientology made it too though is because like the cult leader died before it really took off and so and so then that gives it more of a like religion feel because like your Messiah is dead. You know what I mean? Ah. And I think that's what...

I think that was their secret, you know, so if we ever start a cult, we're gonna kill the leader. All right. All right. That's a great idea, dude. They had a cult in upstate New York, dude, which is so weird to have a cult there, but they had one. And it was just that Nexium sex cult. And it's such a weird place for a cult to be because it's just like this redneck fucking, it's so redneck up there. It just doesn't... Tell us about rednecks.

Please. Listen, dude, Florida gets a bad rap because of Florida, man, it's one of the best states to do stand-up in, by far. Oh yeah. It's one of the best states. I love going there. I can't go to Tampa. Oh, we're on the other end. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to.... to.... to... to... to... to... to.... to.... to.... to.... to.... to.... to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.... to.... to.... to.... to.... th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the. the the. the. ta. ta. ta. ta. tell. tell. toda. tell. toda. tell. toda. tell. tell. toda. toda. toda. to Tampa enough. I can't go to Tampa. Oh, we're on the other end. We're in Orlando, right? No, we're next to Alabama.

We're in Pensacola. We're in the panhandle and the, like, the even shittier part. What year is it there, 85? Well, we just let the women here have been allowed to vote for five years. They don't have vote now. They like, none of them want to vote for Hillary. None of them. They just, now, they only vote in American Idol. That's about all they vote on. That's it. And they ain't letting you pick American Idol, dude. That's how you know your vote doesn't count man do you remember a few years ago it was like on the Howard Stern show there was that guy who sucked on American Idol and he was like everybody vote for him and he was like. the the the thu

the try and the tie. And then the the try. And then the week after that he was like. the the the they. And the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. th. the the th. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the. the the him. And the next week he was like third. And then the week after that, he was like, voted off the show. Like, they wouldn't let us pick the American Idol because there's millions of dollars at stake. Why would they let us pick the president of the United States, dude? There's, I couldn the stuff with Q is real. I hope it is because that's hope, you know? I mean, you want that to happen because that's the right thing. These people need to be tried and thrown in Guantanamo Bay. It's sad that it might not. It's really sad that people are rooting against conspiracy theorists and

writing for war criminals. Like, at the end of the day, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the end of the day, like, they love to like, combined like the religious right with conspiracy theorists and we are not. There are some, obviously there's some people who always talk about God and country and all that shit, but it's not all of us. At the end of the day, I think if you ask every conspiracy theorists, they want George Bush and Dick Cheney in jail as much they want Obama and Hillary. So I mean, it's just like, it's like when they're talking about YouTube and Twitter getting rid of all these right people, they're not right.

It's not the right. They're getting rid of truthers. People who go on. I gotta be honest. I also want Trump in jail but mainly because that moth fucker has a billion dollars. He could have fucked any porn star he wanted. He think Stormy fucking Daniels, dude. You're kidding me? I mean, it makes it even worse that you called her horse face, dude. I mean, at least you spend a lot of money on horse face.

Dude, he's 71. You gotta hit whatever you can't pick. point, dude. Like you can't pick. He's got a type, dude, and it's like dog the bounty hunter's wife. The shit that looks like his daughter. What you're talking about, dude. His wife's have all been hot. I know, that's his wife though, but who he's paying for sex. They like, they're like women titties and bleach blonde hair. Like it was when I was in seventh grade. Like he has a billion dollars and can have sex with, you know, any type he wants and that's

what he's still into. Yeah, I don't think he fucks Melania. She doesn't look like someone who gets her pregnant. Hey, he ain't doing it right. I can tell. Dude, I mean, they're all they're all they're all they're all, dude, they're all swingers at that level. Everybody's fucking everybody at that point. It's just like, who gets her pregnant is basically stuck with the fucking bill at that point. I want to get into the CIA again about with Jim Jones because this plays a big role in this whole thing, you know, as you know, mostly all movements in, we've studied, has been controlled by the CIA. I mean they I mean

if you just look at like whether it's the you know the hippie movement JFK well I mean if you take a look at even Charles Manson they say that was all a siop that was done on purpose to make people afraid of hippies. Think hippies were dangerous people. I think the social justice warrior thing might be too man. Oh for sure I to be honest I know a the the the the the the the the th. I th. I know a th. I know a th. I know a the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. th. th. thi thi. thi, thi, the thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the th. the the the the th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. thi is thi is thi is thi is just thi is just thi is just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. the thi thing might be too man. Oh for sure man, for sure. I gotta be honest, I know a lot of fucking college educated liberals and none of them are that crazy. Maybe it's just because we live in the South and you gotta kind of be more toward the middle. But like, I don't meet the people I see on Twitter, you know what I mean? Well you know, it's all, yeah, I've always said it's a, it's astroturfing. These blue checks are just astroturfing.

And you even talk to people, you get more tweets and retweets when you have a blue check by your name. You get more, you get seen more if you have a blue check by your name. And then you look at these people who you don't even know what website, they, they, they, thah, thousands of followers. Get out of here, man. Get out. It's all SIO. And it's AI. They know like if you say certain words, you know, that you're one of the people they want to retweet, retreat. It's like, and dude, I was talking about it, man.

I mean, we're doing episode after this on big pharmaceuticals. Basically, dude, political correctness. This was created, this way of raising children was all created to fatten these kids up so when they get to the real world, they just fracture. Because there's no world in which how they are operating now exists unless you're going to make money in being offended all the time, which there are, that's a cottage industry. You can basically make a living, writing books and protesting and tweeting and making videos being offended by everything You know, so that's where your job is. I mean, anybody here want to go to Berkeley? Anybody want to go to Cal State? It sounds horrible.

I used to want to when like in the 90s when I was in high school. I was like, man, I'd like to go to Berkeley or UC Boulder but now I'm like nah I'm good yeah it's used to be liberal it used to be the now just want to go there and fight yeah dude you got these trust fun kids riding and fucking Gucci shoes like what you doin it's all the trust fun kids they're all being that's a thu-I'm the th. the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm tr. I'm tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. t. t. tr. tr. tru. tru. trust. trust. trust. trust. trust. trust. trust. I's, that's another thing. They just get these kids, like this David Hawke kid from this school shooting, right? And people hate hearing this shit, but his dad was the FBI, worked for a fucking, a fucking weapons company called like Kubik, and his grandfather fucking founded MasterCard. Like this is not just a average Joe off the street. Yeah, he learned very young to capitalize on a tragedy. Yeah. Mastercard. Like this is not just an average Joe off the street. Yeah, he learned very young to capitalize on a tragedy. Yeah. Like the fact that you know you're going around calling for gun control when your father

made so much money and guns is just hilarious to me. And when you live in Florida, dude, this is the Wild West, do you need a gun here. You know what I mean? Like no, hit. You're standing around over there. I couldn't agree more, dude. It's just ridiculous. I don't want to have to, but I'm gonna pick your dog shit off off my lawn. I'm not gonna not shoot you.

I'm going to do the dog shit is a crime that is a crime that is worthy of being shot at. So, yeah, it is. For 100% I'm gonna do an episode on what happened when countries with the population of the United States ban guns. What happened immediately after it did not go good for anybody. No, genocide. And the fact that the kids of the rich kids who lived in gated communities and went to private schools and yet have bodyguards are telling everybody they don't need guns is laughable. Yeah. Yeah.

And I gotta be honest, I don't have children and I don't really want to live necessarily, so I'm okay with a little collateral damage from people having guns, you know what I mean? Yeah, dude. Like this is the most peaceful time in the history of like human beings. Well, okay, so you know how they went from San Francisco, they went to Geneva. No. You know they gave them money? The government gave them money to protect themselves out there? In Geneva?

Guyana? Guyana? Yeah, I was like, what? Like, where the fuck did it? No, my bad, but they gave him. This is a new segment we call XG's Magic Facts, where he makes something up. It's Ghana, it's Ghana. They gave him a bunch of Swiss army knives.

No, but they just sent what happened was, I mean dude, if you're a socialist in San Francisco where the CIA is basically running fucking acid tests on everybody, just getting like people that they think flipped on the family, the CIA, they would get hookers to grab them, bring them back to the brothels and they would hit them with acid and just see what really was going on in their skulls. It's crazy, right? So why is Ghana interesting? Well, Ghana was basically celebrating their independence right before this happened.

They were basically, where is it flag the United Kingdom, which was raised, Ghana achieved independence from the United Kingdom on May 26, 1966, and became a republic on the 23rd of February. The remaining members of the Commonwealth, the United States Department, the U.S., what is this, the U.S. State Department and the CIA and the British government all had a hand in trying to stop Ghana from from becoming Guyana did we both butchered it we're both good guyana from becoming a communist communist country they basically did what the United States does goes into a country takes out a guy

that doesn't fit their values and they put in their own did. goes into a country, takes out a guy that doesn't fit their values and they put in their own div. So the CIA was basically working out of the U.S. Embassy in Guyana, okay? They were already there when John Jones, when Jim Jones, I'm butchering it today. Jim Jones decided to move down there. So they already had a present there, which is very interesting, you know? Well I think that one of the most interesting thing about this whole story is the time when he was in San Francisco what led him down to Guyana.

Because he, I mean, he was a government worker, I mean, he was the head of the housing commission. And in 1973, he got caught up on some like Pee We Herman shit, where he got called jacking off in like a movie theater, whatever. And that's when he got like real anti-government, which, I mean, I get it. If I'm the head of a church and I get busted, jacking off in a movie theater, like I'm gonna get anti-government too. I'm gonna be like, they lie,

they lie about everything. That's especially about me jacking off in the theater. I didn't do that. We know I didn't do that, you know. Yeah, when Pee We have gotto go jerk off. It's an adult book sword. Guess what? There's no books at the adult bookstore. There's places to jerk off. He did it in the place you should. Jim Jones got busted and arrested,

but then later charges were dropped. And not long after that, he moved to Guyana with this. Ah, that's interesting. But dude, he went Buck Wild after that, after he got caught jacking off in that theater. Yeah, dude, he was fucking everybody. Dude, he was like talking about his sexual escapades in front of the, and dude, he was like,

the most openly gay, closeted homosexual on the planet, if that even makes sense. It does. He'd be on stage talking about his sexual escapades and he's like, oh, and all the women, just all the women, you know, and you're, and y'all complain, I don't know why y'all just lay there and I'm on top doing all the work all night long. And then he's like, and I lay down with men, it disgusts me, but you know, got to do it because the socialism.

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He would put on man dingo fights and laugh he'd make people get on stage and like denounce their families and he would make them talk about how they would kill their families in front of the whole congregation. There's videos and recordings of all of it, dude, it's bonkers. Which that's a part of the mind control there is making you get on stage in front of a crowd. Oh yeah, dude. Denounce your family and say you want to kill them and blow up a church with them inside of it and like that's brainwashing but dude at what point are you being brainwashed and like there's mandingo fights going on at your church and not only do you keep going there but then you're like I think I'm gonna move to another country with this guy like what point do you snap out of that shit and be like that is that whole thing when you, like, you listen all the stuff to Scientology does,

you're like, why'd you guys go along with that? There's so much of this, you're like, you guys are fucking idiots. It's kind of like how I feel about all these libitards and rushing collusion. I'm like, you fucked up as it sounds to say, like, do those people were going to be programmed by someone? Like, they were gonna, that type of person that would like go with that, you're gonna be programmed by somebody. In a way, I'm almost glad it's by someone who got you to kill yourself instead of you kill a bunch of other people.

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punch drunk sports right and we're doing an episode and we're doing an episode and we have to pay off bets and R. he decides he's going to shove a hot dog up his ass. I have to pay my bed off. So in the heat of the moment with the energy in the room, everyone good, I'd shove a hot dog up my ass. Okay. So right there I understand like. And now you're a member of the Church of Scientology. For sure, dude. High-ranking member. Get a parking the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi-in thog-in thog-in-up thog-up tho tho tho tho, thoom, thoomc, thoom, thoom, thoompern. thoes. thoes. thoes. I tho tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I toy. I toy. I toy. I tog-in. I toge. I togu. I'm is is, togu. I'm toguu. I'm toguuu. I'm toguuu. I'm toguuu. I'm toge. I'm t. High-ranking member got a parking spot. But the point is is that, you know, I could see how people get caught up and you're like, well, why didn't anybody say anything? You know what I'm saying? It's like when everybody's like talking about what a great person, George H. W. Bush is and you're like, you're just cop in the moment acting like, because everybody else else is doing this, you're doing it too. And, th. And, th, th do we do? Yeah. Yeah, you're like when Ronald Reagan died and everyone was acting like he wasn't a fucking idiot. And I was like, man, were we just talking about five years ago how he was the worst president

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I want to be a corrupt piece of shit and destroy the country. But they get there and they see, oh shit, this is what's being, this is the gang, right? Yeah, it's the norm. This is it. This is the job as being a piece of shit. Don't you think that like in order, I mean th'm just cynical, but I feel like in order to even think that you should be a politician, you either have to be really naive or very narcissistic.

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they can be jewelers and now boom, they're importing cyanide. Right. So- They were setting it up to be like its own country. But it was never going to work, dude. The day they got there, the first thing he did was take their passports yeah and those facilities that was meant to fit 300 people and they had 1100 people there yeah dude I mean it's like a carnival cruise like they just crammed way too many people cram people in and tried to like

enough food or beds for them and shit and so it was like that fire festival basically yeah but one thing that they said is someone who had been down on a fact-finding mission said that like it was 1100 people live in where 300 people should live that it was essentially squalor you know like farm-like quality to it they said but the medical facility there at Jones town was state of the art that's the quote state of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the but the medical facility there at Jonestown was state of the art. That's the quote, state of the art. All the latest medical. All the latest medical equipment. It's so interesting. Bunching needles for that cyanide. So interesting. Yeah. I mean it's just unbelievable. So so on top of that he's got a fucking insane drug problem. Big time dude. Dude when when you listen to some of his like later speeches. So on top of that, he's got a fucking insane drug problem.

Big time, dude. When you listen to some of his later speeches, one certain guy out of it, it's so obvious. He's on so many pills, like he can't talk right. So he's basically Pablo Francisco at the fucking Sacramento Puckey. Yeah, I've seen it. No, I've seen it. I love Pablo. That was just a joke. So, uh, shot's fire, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. to. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thi. about. God, I love Pablo. That was just a joke. I like that. So, uh, shots fire, Pablo.

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but he was more like Adolf Hitler. Like, Adolf Hitler, like, there's a certain level of nut job. And it's like, if you're born with that certain level of nut job and you have a micro-penness, you become a micro-pennus, you become a micro-penness, you become a micro-punist. thii, thiii's got a little dick? No, I'm telling you that he definitely had a huge cut. Hitler had a micro penis. Jim Jones was slinging a pepperoni dude. Yeah, but that's Hitler though. They always come out with new things about Hitler. They're always there. Oh, Hitler was gay. Which I think he could have gotten some gay shit because he's doing crystal meth and they call that the queer juice. So you're eventually, you're gonna do math and shove something in your butt.

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But dude, if you go down there, like, you're a moron. And he was just killing stupid people, man. Okay, again, not a bad guy. Not a bad guy. No, he was bad. He was a piece of shit, but he just took out. I mean, killing stupid people. I mean, like, they ruined everything. Yeah, he was like the best version of his hit letter.

Yeah, okay. I think him sling and all the dick really kept his numbers down. Yeah. Oh dude. You know, 1100 people is nothing. Like Hitler's got those those micro penis numbers. It's my theory that where teachers hook up with the students at high schools, those those schools don't have school shootings because nobody wants to shoot up a school after you busted and not. You know what I'm saying? It's like they're actually crime fighting. They're actually cromfiting. So it's getting crazier and crazier. It's getting crazier and crazier. He's out control. This set here's where things go bad. Here's where things go bad. He basically has, there's people in the media in the United States

are talking about him. He is, you know. You get some reporters to come down, right? Well, no, no, no, he wanted reporters to come down? Well, at one point he said no, and then he's like, you know what, come through and then he had welcome signs when they showed up. Okay, so in August 1978, Jones's health is declining, okay? He's telling everybody's got lung cancer, but he'd been abusing injectable, injectable, injectable.

Shit, dude, he was on another level, dude. Value, quailudes, stimulus for your ears. Very, and. And when the news crew came down there, one lady was able to slip a letter to somebody and basically like we're being held captive here. Yeah and that's when the congressman came down, right? Leo Ryan. So at the height of their power they had a thousand members at the commune in 1978. November 14th, 1978. Yeah, 1978. Yeah, the height of their power, they had a thousand members at the commune in 1978. November 14th, 1978, Leo Ryan, Senator, Congressman, excuse me, and dude, this could-

That's the whole story right there. That's when it gets the whole story, that is the whole story. That's the whole, all you need to know about it. Because this guy is basically basically taking JFK's uh, playbook. Yeah, he was trying to take down the CIA or at least like make a more transit. He was trying to get Congress to have veto power over a CIA and covert missions. So he was so at the end of the day he would could say, you know, if they're trying to do some Bay of Pigs shit, that Congress could say,

nope, basically, the ability to stop the CIA from doing whatever the hell they want to do. He was pushing a bill to do that. And you know, I agree with him, I agree with them, I agree with. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I agree with him. I. I. I. was the one who was sent on a fact-finding mission to Guyana. Here's what happened, dude. As a congressman, he, I forget where I got this from. It's this guy on Scribs. I'll find his, I'll put his link to his thing in the, in the podcast info. But it's basically he, he would routinely do things that others thought were unthinkable, such as dropping in at the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia to interrogate the spymasters

about what they hadn't been telling Congress. He was like, according to sources formerly close to Ryan, he was a, they would accommodate, oh, hold on, dude, the court was formerly above law. He wanted to pass a bill, excuse me, the Hughes Ryan amendment, a law that would require the CIA to notify eight separate committees of Congress tolling some sick 200 legislators and staff prior to an undercover operation. Right? Which is like, we want to know about the black options you're doing, which again, I agree with. Me too, that's great. We should, we should do that. I mean, like, checks and balances. Yeah, I shouldn't have, be able to allow to do whatever the hell they want. I mean, like, dude. Speaking a Bush, George H.W. Bush, those put it's putting rains on that piece of shit. I mean, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. that piece of shit. I mean this is in what year? What is this? What would I say 74? I think that 74? I mean that's right around when Bush is the head of CIA if I'm not correct. Right around then? Yeah, that was yeah. Yeah. Was CIA director.

What years? Let's see? He went from CIA director, what years? Let's see. He went from CIA director, and then he, you know, was vice president. And now he's in hell. I'm sure he has a leadership position there. Yeah, he's probably running for president. He probably try to get Hinkley to assassinate Satan. He's running for Satan.

Do they have hell for reptiles? Yeah. He wasn't one until 76. Yeah, that's so what it says 76. Yeah, 70. So George, he's only their year? He's stopped your Bush is behind this shit. He was probably behind getting this senator killed. The only the only congressman to die in the line of duty ever. Yeah ever. Yeah I could see Bush being behind that. He's only their year that's so crazy. And then it also says he served from 42 to 45 aren't you supposed to say for four years? He was the shadow CIA director for a long time. No no no no I don't I don't think that's what what we'll get back to that but so so the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the CIA the the CIA the the the CIA the the CIA the the CIA the the the the the the CIA the the the CIA the the the the the the CIA the the the CIA the the CIA the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I I I I the the the the the the the the the that but so so the CIA the CIA basically hated this guy. Hated his guts.

And they sent him down basically on a suicide mission right? On a fact-finding mission. Yeah, but they go find out the facts. Suicide mission, right? Yes. They knew they were going to kill that dude. Never let a tragedy go to waste do they probably knew that the Jones town Masker was about to happen. Well there was a CIA guy accompanying him in his, uh, and Robert Dwyer. No Richard Dwyer and he was already down there. He was already down there. He was already down there. He was already down there. He was one of the tapes. I'm one of the tapes. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the the the the the CIA. the CIA. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the CIA. I. I. I. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. the CIA. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. guy. the. the CIA guy. the CIA guy. the CIA guy. the CIA guy. think while they're committing suicide, Jim Jones is like, get Dwyer out of here before something bad happened.

Yeah, yeah, that was the final time, yeah, the final time you heard Jim Jones's voice is him saying that, get Dwyer out of here. And there's actually footage, you can watch Dwyer basically duck out right before the shootings happens. So the big thing that's very interesting about this whole thing is that, let me find this thing real quick. Somebody broke this down on like how insane this whole thing is, about how like basically that you know that the CIA news was in on it, because here's how it goes, right?

This is from Jonestown.sd.su.edu. Okay? Dude, look at San Diego State getting fucking weird, right? So it basically goes on that, that they sent a helicopter down, or they sent a plane down to investigate what happened. 25 minutes after it takes off, it says mass suicide had gone on. How did the CIA know that? Yeah. They weren't down there supposedly. They just taken off. There's no way they could have gotten there in

that amount of time. No cell phones. None of that bullshit. Right? Yeah, they're... Yeah, the autopsies were very suspicious. Yeah, some of them had been injected. Yeah, I mean, like some of them showed that they weren't, they didn't die from suicide, they were basically murdered. Yeah, they were injected or shot across bows. And the weird thing is when the guy in Guyanese army came in they counted 400 bodies. Yep. And then that number grew to 900 and their explanation was that the bodies were stacked in a way where the 400 bodies were covering up an additional 500 bodies which I mean I guess it could be kids and stuff but I

mean that really doesn't make any sense all you know when they said that all I thought about was a 300 movie. Yeah, how they're all stacked up as a wall and then they all, they're all behind a live. That's all I thought about, well, did you just miscount 500 people? So this is on the day. At 304 a.m. One. C14 Medevac left Charleston, North Carolina for Gagnia, Gagnia.

25 minutes later at 3.29 AM, the J.C.S, which is Justice, what is that? Hold on real quick, it is. I forget what department that is, dude. Of course, I can't remember that right now. But they basically, they have in their notes about the night, they basically, um, oh, here it is. It's the joint chiefs of staff in their, basically their chronicles.

They chronic that, uh, when this shit all came down. Hold on. So basically they put in their that app, the plane took off at 304, okay? 25 minutes later at 329, the CIA reports, CIA, N-O-I-1, W-O-N, reports mass suicide, Jonestown. How's that possible? How? They knew? Prior knowledge. That's how that's possible. They knew what that reminds me of? That reminds me of Vegas, what just happened in Vegas, where they just laid everything out right there up front, right in front of you. And it's like, how do you know all this already? It's very, it's just very interesting, dude. And they took out the guy that was trying to handcuff them, because they're the most gangster

of gangsters. The CIA don't give a, there's a lot of good people to CIA, man. But there's a small fraction that just don't give a fuck. the tho pass that bill, you know, to give him veto power over the CIA. And that bill was quashed before his body came back to the United States. The bill was gone. So they basically, the CIA, who could be implicated this thing, like always, sets the table for what we believe is happening, which is a mass suicide.

But nobody knows what really happened because the autopsies were so bad, this country is so half-ass backwards, and we also saw that in the Vegas shooting, right? They didn't release the reports on how each person died. Everybody died from what they say, a gun, a head wound or a gunshot wound. Like, they didn't release any other information. Because... Any time the CIA's involves, you're they they they they they they they they they they they they didn't release any other information. Because anytime the CIA's involves, you're never going to get a straight answer. None of it will ever make sense. And all the one common denominator is always the CIA.

Or the FBI who I hear now is being basically infiltrated by the CIA. That's how fucking gangster. And you know it took like a week for family members to get the bodies from all the way over there. It means the bodies, the rotten. A lot of them they cremated without asking the family's permission. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's a huge cover up, dude.

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Well, people said that he was all that he didn't want to do it that he was all nervous and crying. He's like but I have to do it. Yeah, he got brainwashing. Yeah. It's dude. If you look at these all these guys who do these shootings these these shootings these shootings these shootings these shootings these shootings these all these guys who do these shootings they all have they're all like they all go to some weird like kind of youth detention center Weird shit happens there. They're all they all have weird kind of they all say they hear voices and they're all on prescription medication. It's all the same shit. You ever see that? They all fuck their teachers. No none of them remember none of they. None of they're all on prescription. They're they are on prescription. they are they they are they they the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. They're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're all on prescription. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their all fuck their teachers. No, none of them. None of them. None of them. Dude, you guys are totally right.

You guys are totally right. You ever, you ever see that Batman shooter when he was in court? Oh yeah. Dude, he's just completely like drugged out of his mind. And he all, and dude, and his dad was about to like drop some weird shit. His dad was on some next level shit. Who's the guy, the only guy to get killed? He had to do 20 years, but it wasn't even for the death of everybody. It was just for the death of that one, that one senator. And when he tried, when his, when his lawyer, I tried to put into evidence that that Jim Jones was a CIA asset.

That the judge wouldn't let him do it. Unbelievable to me. Really? Really? Unbelievable. Yeah. They wouldn't let him show. Even though there's all this evidence they totally what I mean, they do the stuff you guys

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It's like a smaller version of like what you were saying about the Hitler thing where they create this, this communist, you know, because everyone knew about the people's temple. That shit was all on the news. And so it was like, hey, we can create this image of hey, this is an idealized socialist community and look what happens. They all go crazy and kill themselves. See why socialism's bad everybody? Yeah. Like, yeah, you know. It's totally and it scares everybody. Look at the hippies. They're doing drugs. Now everybody's dead. Nobody wants to go start their own commune after they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they hear they hear they they hear they they their their their their their their the hippies, they're doing drugs, now everybody's dead. Right, nobody wants to go start their own commune after they hear about fucking Jones down. We can push that agenda and kill this congressman that's a thorn on our side at the same time. Why not?

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And I always expect that this is the podcast that pisses them off. So hopefully this won't be it. We're just talking about shit that's already out there. This is where I like to start start the to start to start to start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they's, they's they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. they, it's they, it's they, it's just, it's they, it's they they they they. We're just talking about shit that's already out there. This is where I like to start a new thing I call, I'm not suicidal. And I don't want to kill myself. I'm happy to be alive. I love everything. Oh man, you made it to the real level, dude. Yeah, dude. That's the good level. Dude, I saw a video that said you were a flat earth. Dude, I saw a video. th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th th tho, tho, tho, tho, I don't tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, I don't th, I don't th, I don't th, I don't th, I don't th, I don't th, I don't th, I don't th, I don't th. I don't th. I don't that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th video? No, no, no. It says that you're trying to hide the flat earth. Dude, there's a video about you. I did. So he'd be around. I'll send it. I'll find it around earth shill. Yeah. I'm a gay Jew shill. Guys. Guys. Yeah. You guys are great. One more time. Tell them about tell our listeners about your podcast. Good morning Jonestown. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is is is is is th is says says says says is says is says is says is is is is says is is is is is is is is th. I th. I's. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's is th is th is th is th is th is the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the says says says the. the. the. th about, tell our listeners about your podcast. Uh, good morning, Jonestown. Uh, it's funny.

We have a high production value and we work really hard on it. There's all kind of stuff in it. There's music. We do, um, we do some pro. We have some real sponsors and then we do some fake sponsors and you can have fun figuring out which ones are which. We got a cease and desist letter from Adam and Eve.com. Why? Why? We said they were a sponsor and they weren't and then we shit on them and then we shit on them again. And then they sent us a letter in the mail.

That's a certified letter. Then we shit on up one more time and talk it up. So we just have a weird comedy show. It's mainly comedy, but we talk about all this weird shit too. We got a pizza, well we don't know for sure. Yeah, they got crazy titles. There's a local pizza restaurant here and we joked about them running some like pizza gate shit and like a week later they closed. We don't know if we had anything to do with it. But we like take take credit for I would if I was anything to do with it. But we like... Take credit for it. I would if I was... All right, we did it, dude. All right, guys.

You guys are the best. I appreciate you guys coming on. We'll do this again very soon, man. I'm super excited. You guys are hilarious. Thanks for being part of show and we dropping this Friday on Vinmo. Just go put Armogad and putting Sam Tripoli special. Sam Triply, you'll find it.

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