Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #150: Nicholas Cage Is A Time Traveling Shaman with Gareth Reynolds.

Episode Date: December 18, 2018

Thank you for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome from the Dollop, Gareth Reynolds, to discuss whether Nicholas Cage is a time traveling shaman who uses his movies to warn us of the evils of the power elites!!! Please check out my two new specials Armogeddon and Zero Fucks on Vimeo.com! Armogeddon: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/armogeddon Zero Fucks: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/zerofucks

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Join me as always, XG and the place to be. How are you, dude? I'm doing great. It's been a wonderful week. Thank you Chicago for coming out, theyny's. It was a lot of fun. I wish we'd to have to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t....................................................................................................................................is. It was a lot of fun. I wish we had a bigger venue because I feel we'd have even more people there but it was a ton of fun you guys rock. Someone almost died some guy to give him the Heinleck and in the middle

of it like, uh, Heinlech. Eddie Bravo is still doing his act. Dude's almost dying and the guy lived and the guy thank. Thank God that guythe guy doing a Heinlech was there because if it was me that guy would be dead that guy would be dead I wouldn't even know what to do so that's great a new special is out dude Armageddon dropped last Friday and the children love it Armageddon and you get that you get zero fucks each one you could rent for a dollar ninety nine or you can buy them for two ninety nine it's the most wonderful time of the years. And the word is, people are like in Armageddon, more than they like Zero Fox.

But they're both quality. Okay? I got a lot of shit coming up. I got dates out. I got dates out of the gates here for the children. Okay, for the children. Dude, no more shit. Well, I'm, if you're in town, I'd love for you to do this cake. 29th, it's UFC 232.

It is Punch Drunks, live viewing party and stand up. That is at the dojo inside the Sycamore Tavern. We watch the fights, then we do some stand up. So go to Event Bright, put him punch, and you'll be the the the the the the th. I the the thi. I the thi. I the the thi. I the thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'll be their their their the Sycamore Tavern, we watch the fights, then we do some stand up. So go to Eventbrite, put him punch drunk, and you'll be able to get those tickets. It's John Jones' return, we're gonna check that out. And then the next gigs are until January 19th, I'll be headlining the comedy at Tiff's Chuckle Hut. Yep, I'm playing to Chuckle Hut in Morris Plain, Plaines, Plainthen I will be at the House of Common Comedy in Bloomington, Minnesota, January 24th, through

the 27th. And then following that, I'll be at the House of the Comic Strip in Edmonton, January 30th through February 3rd. These t-shirts will soon be available at Timfoil Hat Podcast. Com. You guys bought them out. It was chaos. That's enough. Teee th. Te. Te. That's tha. That's tha. That's thiiiiiuuuuice. thi. That's thi. thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. I will th. I will th. I will th. I will th. I will th. I will th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I th. I I I th. I I th. I th. I I I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I will thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. them out. It was chaos. That's enough of that. The business. Joining me, oh yeah dude, and today's episode is brought to you, but I'll do that after I introduce our guest. Please welcome to the show. I made this guy. This guy's

career would be nowhere without me. He knows it and I know it. When I found him, he's doing prank shows on deep on Basic Cable. And I said, God damn, this guy's good. Come on my show and I brought him on the naughty show and together we interviewed trans sexual midgets for about two or three years and it was glorious and he's gone on. I don't know what he's doing now. I haven't really heard a lot from him. He's probably not doing anything. But anyways. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's he's th. I've th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've this. I've th. I've th. I've this. I've th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I. I. I's th. I. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. He's got thee. He's got the. I've th. I've th. I've th. He's probably not doing anything, but anyway, please welcome my good friend, my brother from another mother, Gareth Reynolds, everybody. Yeah, so are you on a podcast or anything? Yeah, yeah, I still do the naughty show without you. Yeah, it's really good. It's really good now. Really? Yeah, it's a crushing? It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's organized. It's like it's organized. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's organized. It's organized. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, the the the the th. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's organized. It's like, it's good. It's good. Yeah, so thank you for leaving the property. Still got the midgets? Yeah, oh yeah, we're still doing all the same stuff. Yeah, it's just me now and it's great.

And I'm loving it and people can listen and it's really good. That's great. Yeah. Do you have any dates coming out? Because you're doing stand up and it's really fun to see you start. I will be at the American Comedy Club December December December December December December December, the cc. the cc. the c. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, it's, it's th, thi, thi, thi, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. We're still still still thi, thi, December 27th through the 29th, so I can't do the show you were offering me. Bo! Not how support works. And I'll be at the Syracuse Funny Boney, New York January 4th through the 7th. My people, dude, I will get them out to see you. Get your people.

That's where I'm from 607. I'm not really into area codes. I'm not a big area. Sam knows all of them. Yeah Sam yeah yeah Sam's like Nate Dog. So what's been going on? What's been going on dude you do wonderful stuff you're touring all over you go to Australia and all that stuff? Yeah yeah well I do this other podcast called the Dolop. Never heard of it. Sam is, you're absolutely right to take ownership over my career. I think a lot of people would be like, come on, dude. You gave me one gig, but no, without Sam, a lot of Domino's would not have fallen.

So, uh, so I think, Sammy. It's all I got, dude. I have to claim you, I have to claim fucking Phil Vaughn, I have to claim fucking Tom. Settle down, I make dreams. I make dreams. You like the guy who started the boy bands, Lou whatever his name is. Yeah, okay, I'm money extortion and I toucest. Hey, that's open. Guys, today's podcast're going to get $20 off using

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He's a listener and a rapper. And I'm super excited for you guys to hear this. Okay, so let's do it. Yeah, yeah. Black helicopters, ladies and gentlemen, they are circling the building. Get boils crack in his tinfoil hat. Get boils crack in its tinfoil hat. What up Timfoil hat? Salmon X G. Sam an X G. Is you hearing me?

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Yeah. Garrett, are you in the rap? Are you more of a country guy? What? I like rap? You and I've driven together a bunch. I'm the one who gave you your fucking intro songs for most of your sets together? That's, that. Yeah, that, that,. That's true. That's true. Country and hip-hop.

There's nothing in between those two books. Are you a Donny or a Marie Gareth? We're here with Garth. Contact lenses. Now, you know this is a conspiracy show. I didn't. I got to move. You're not really into conspiracies. Are you? Because you're working a lot in Hollywood, you don't want to rough over the things? Well, look, I definitely believe that our system is totally fucked and that there's total corruption.

Is it on both sides or one size? Totally both sides. Totally both sides. For sure. It's a club that exists where they create wedge issues to make us think that we have a lot uh... that we don't agree on when we really agree on a ton of it and the second that we start to ask questions and start to you know poke and figure out that both sides are corrupted that's when they really try to shut you out and the problem with where we live now and what we

live in now is that there are still people who adamantly defend our political system and the people who are big players in our political system, like they give a fuck and like they want to make a difference, both sides, and that's why we are where we are. And the fact that we're at the point now, that we're not at a total tipping point now where people are not like, climate change is the number one issue going on. Every other issue that you support or feel passionate about, not in a rude way, matters not if there's not a planet to fight for it on. So you now see two parties, even the Democrats, who just got power of the house, the people they're putting in charge of, you know, like

climates and shit like that are cold people. We have to stop looking at two parties as two, they're two heads of the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same thinks of thinks of thinks of thinks of thinks of thinks of thinks of thinks of thinks of thiats and shit thinks and shit thi. thiats and shit thiats and shit thiats and shit and shit and shit and shit, and shit, and shit, and shit, and shit, and shit, and shit, and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and thi th and th and thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. their thi. thi. thi. stop looking at two parties. Yeah. As two, they're two heads of the same snake, dude. I always think like if you think about this country, like this country is one, one of the things that has made this country, whether you think it's great or bad, is that we embrace choice in every other avenue when it comes to entertainment, when it comes to food, when it comes to cars, when it comes to club. We want as many fucking options as possible, and yet every four or two years we are passionate about one of our two shit plates that we're getting fed. I mean we went to this last midterms that we did in LA, they had judges and the question was yes or no. Yeah, they had judges and the question was yes, the the the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question. And the question, and the question, and the question, the question, the question, the question, and the question, and the question, and the question, and the question, and the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the the the the the straight up Putin shit. Yeah, that's true. Do you want Putin to get reelected? Yes or no

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arguing about. Yeah. Because that's, that takes time. You'd have to do it and not charge and you'd have to do it basically for free and that takes up a lot of time. The one th the one th th th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is just a panel that we could trust who are truth czars and who tell you what is reality. Of course, you'd this could not corrupt that group. This would have to be more uncorrupted than any other group we have in our government

currently because every other branch of our government is corrupted for the most. From top the bottom dude. Yeah. I mean when you look at Debbie Wasserman Schultz, her IT team is on trial and the prosecutor is her brother. Yeah, you're like what the fuck? And nobody goes. It's like what they played growing up. Yeah, I'll be the prosecutor Debbie.

You'll be the defendant. Okay, Barry. Yeah, it's such. the judge goes, I don't know how, the judges are all corrupt. I mean this whole thing with Kavanaugh, it's just like they completely, Oh, he's a good guy, come on. They painted that as like his sexual- Don't tell me you got a problem with squee.

Yeah, no, not his boy's squea. I like beer. Do you waterboarded with beer. Right. He's totally for police state, totally wire, warrantless searches. Oh yeah. It's just complete another wiretap. You don't need to know much more than like Bush liked him to be like, oh yeah, shady. Yeah, shady and shit. That is, that is, that is... But, well, because the best thing you can do is die. Once you die, your highlight reel is brought out.

Right. Until you die, people are like, war criminal. Once you die, you're going on a train for eight months around the country to shake hands one last time. But what happens if you don't die? And that's our episode today. Hey, welcome to Segway with Sam Trippley. Yeah. Nice. That was a good one. Smove. Today I want to talk about th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. time travel, dude. I mean, we were going to talk about this for Henry, but we got into such a great conversation with him. Oh, you don't think that's going to happen here today? No, no, no, no. Not, no, fuck, bring Henry back to ask, come on. Fuck out of here.

No, dude. So we did this, and we're talking Nicholas Cage today. We're talking Nicholas Cage. Finally. Today I want to talk about are you in the time, do you believe in any aspect of time travel? Do you think you could travel time? I would say, well I mean I believe some crazy shit so I would think in some capacity something like that could be possible but I I don't, I would not say I'm an active supporter. What do you think time is? Like, well I think the world we live in now, I mean, you know, I think that we live in a world that is not what we think it is. It is not- You're talking simulation theory?

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that scientists bang their heads against when they can't figure out realities. realities realities realities realities realities.. the realitiesinogen use, have slowly come to the determination that I'm not sure what it is, but... I don't do drugs, I don't drink, but I do do shrooms. Why did we do so much coke in the bathroom before we start? Oh, I mean, I mean, oh, I mean, I mean, every episode. I mean, everybody's like, dude. I am not. I'm not. Would I be doing, I be doing, I be doing, I be, I be, I the, I the, I the, I the way, I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th. I'm th. I, I, I'm the, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I, I, I. I, I. I. I, I, I. I. I. I, I. I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm? Blah, blah, blah, dude. I am not. Would I be doing comedy?

It's also from years of cocaine use before this. Like, Sam, weird drips. Yeah, so you've like, you've kind of, you've kind of dozed yourself up where you're permacope. Yeah. Yeah, you're like always a little bit on coke. weird like kind of like little nuggets get stuck and like if I'm moving up it just falls. Isn't that the former Coke Sniffers dream? Come on what I got three nuggets left up in the mine? Get them in! Get them in! Get them down! That's like that one where if someone cracks your back and you've done a lot of acid? Oh shit. I've been jumping into back in the back? Yeah that was like a little myth when I was back in high school where it kind of scared you to do it They're like if you do it enough and someone

Why you just fucking broke at the high You broke at the chiropractor like I did not a lot of acid but I did acid in high school. I took acid for the first time in like 12 years recently and I was like, oh shit, I forgot what it is like? I love shrooms. I thru-I thru-I th. I th. I th. I th. thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try. I try. I try. I true. I try. I true. I try. I try. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I broke. I is like to be, I love shrooms. Shrooms is not on my drugs list, it's an old, uh, it's an old, what's his name from fucking Full House? What's the comics name? Bob Sagget, Dave Coulier. Bob Saggiet, did a joke. If it's not, if you don't suck dick for it, it's not drug. So that's why nobody because then you're tripping and you're like, what did I do? Fuck! You're on the phone with your dad? Like dad, I sucked the guy's dick for shrooms. She's like, Ted, where are you? I'm under an

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could poke holes and therefore travel through time. Yeah, that is where I'm a little less sure. Why? Just because I'm not, how are we poking holes through the surface of time? I don't know man. Well, that's kind of where my question jumps into Maybe time machines are just poking holes. I look, I'm again, I don't think that it is Crazy to think that time is a flat surface. I just wish I knew who was poking these holes, you know if we're putting glory holes inside of the quantum dynamics of our universe Putting glory holes. This is a Christian podcast dude. Okay. Well sell me on it baby. So basically there was a gentleman named John Tit Tor TITOR, okay? Oh titties. About and he says that

Donald Trump is from the year 2036. Okay, and he's... Which isn't that big of a jump, right? Yeah, I don't know what, yeah. He's from the year next weekend. What's the future like? Pretty similar. What's a 7-Eleven?

Same thing? Pretty-six. Same thio. You can pay a little faster, not a lot. You can gamble now in them. That's really different. You don't need to use the chip anymore. You can swipe again. I'm from 2036 where swiping is back. Let me regale you with my tales of the future. Oh yeah, if they change that, I'd go to the future for that. I hate the chip.

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Why? What do you have against Tesla? I love Tesla. I'm having a little fun. Okay. Okay. So he, yeah. So basically, after Nikolai Tesla's death, the FBI ordered. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, ti, ti, te, te, te, te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the te. the the ai Tesla's death, the FBI ordered Ellen property custodians to seize Tesla's belongings, even though Tesla was an American citizen, all right?

The National Defense Research Committee called MIT professor to make sense of Tesla's notes and analyze anything that they could weaponize. That professor was who? Kavorkian. John Trump. Donald Trump's uncle. Wait, so he was sort, he was going to go through Tesla's notes and kind of cherry-pick what he thought could be used. Yeah, like all the good shit is.

Okay. Now I'm believing it a little more. Although John Trump thought Tesla's time machine was plausible, it was not possible to create the technology existing during during thattime. John Trump later died in 1985 and not before leaving Tesla's notes and their implications to the protection of his beloved nephew. No way. No. Come on. Donald Trump. Get out of here. Yes dude. Okay. Trump as John Trader, here we go. Him try to put that together, like would be amazing. What's an Alan Reg. As a soldier, where he discovered that America under an entire new world had become a nuclear,

I'm not going to try that, caused by radical Islam terror. So, wait, break that down. What are you saying there? That basically that the jihadists got a hold of a nuclear weapon and lit us up. Right. Okay, and so Trump has been sent from the distant future of 2036. Yes. He went to the future and now he's come back.

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Look at that. That is the cover of it. Now if you look at it, that's his dog. It looks exactly like their fucking dog. He doesn't have a dog. Yeah, he does. And what's in his hand? They think it are a beagle and a fidget spinner? Yeah. Yeah. Right. One of the main characters' names happen to be the same as the son of President Donald Trump,

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Yeah? We should all be that blessed. Well, I mean, if it sounds like you've got to be immortal, not blessed. Look at Orlando Bloom, dude. I wish he'd go back to that time he was in. Why? Why don't you like him? What do you do?

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Who's this guy? Oh my God, dude. Even look at this. Alec Baldwin and Millard Fillmore? That's 13th President. He does. Well, the only way to know is what happened when someone put their horse and carriage and Fillmore spot. What do you do?

Look at this, Game of Thrones, Peter, that was a great joke I ran over. Thank you. Peter Dinkler. Okay, that's him for sure. Right. I mean like, oh, is that suck? Like every time you come back you're a tiny person you're like fuck why can't get a regular fucking person I went all the way to 2036 they had nothing you were in 2020 I god damn it I messed the dials up someone spilled cheese all over the knobs sorry about that how about Eddie Murphy with this unidentified man okay yeah there's a similarity. Right? Yeah.

Oh my God. Look at fucking sassy Jimmy Fallon, huh? From a guy, Mirken, who died in 1972. Look at that. That's the Mexican mustache. What year was, what year was, what year was a dad's hipster? That's the Mexican mustache, right?

What year was he born? Yeah, when was he born? That's, I mean, that's what I mean, that's probably around the same time. Look at that, dude. It better be, they better not be crossover, otherwise that pokes a whole. Dude, Jimmy Fallon does tonight show, but apparently in past life, he directed hardcore gay porn. Oh my god, look at this dude, look at this. Wow! From the 1960s. Matt Damon, I'm a fucking player. Wow, yeah, look at him.

Two different bitches. Just, look at the exact same picture. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna rack some numbers up. It's crazy, dude. That looks a lot like Damon. Yeah, man. I mean, we're living in crazy, look at this one. Come on, dude. Come on, speaking of grandparents, another that is.

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thin, J-Z looked like, dude, over and over again, the exact same person. Have you seen Jay-Z and Troy Aikman side by side? They look exactly like? It'll blow your mind. Yeah, I was like, what the hell? So do you believe in like time travel, dude? No, not because there's people from history who look alike. I mean, Pudy there. Putin looks exact three different times. Now, if you're going to sell me on someone being an immortal time traveler,

Putin's where you got to go. I'd believe that. For sure, dude. For sure. I mean, dude, it's crazy. But the biggest one is obviously go all the way to top. Oh, Timberlake too, huh? Nicholas, yeah, Nicholas Cage. Now look at Nick Cage, look at that, it's the same guy, minus sag dental insurance. It's the same fucking person. You know what, that is actually a point too that a lot of these people have probably had work. Yeah, it's the exact same thing. Look at that dude. He is a time traveling vampire. How does this time machine work? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. the th. the the th. the th. the the th. the th. thi. th. th. the th. th. Yeah. the the the th. the the the the the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the same. the same. the same. th. th. Yeah. th. the same. the same. th. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the the th. the the the the th. the th. the the the the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. th. is a time traveling vampire how does this time machine work what is up with those damn boat ties yeah terrible I mean it got a little better

but it still looks like someone like ripped a frog's legs out and then like cut the torso off he looks like he has an AIDS band a little bow on there yeah yeah yeah I support the troops I support the aid I support straight age I support straight A straight AIDS you know support straight AIDS. Straight AIDS. You know? I mean, dude, Nicholas Cage is a time traveler, dude. He's weird enough to be a time traveler. He is, dude, and we all mocked him because of his bad hair and in his movies and we didn't understand that he's just playing a game. I'm just trying to live forever. Right? I'm hanging in there. You know, eBay auction off off off off Aphoto of Nick Cage by a seller, Jack Moord, priced it at $1 million. Is it too late to get in on the bidding? Yeah, Moore had a large collection of

death portraits from Civil War period and has 100% selling rate. While Moore's theory is that Nick Cage allowed himself to age elderly years and then rebirth himself in a vampire process that does not allowed himself to age elderly years and then rebirths himself in a vampireic process that does not preclude the possibility of time travel dude and this guy sells a hundred percent of his stuff. Come on man! Stop fighting me on this! I'm not fighting. I'm just not going without some words. Listen dude, if you were here to warn us about the power elites, wouldn't you want to be kind of mocked by your bad hair pieces? But wouldn't you at some point talk about the point of your time travel? No, he does and we'll get into that. He's like, I just got sidetracked. Raising Arizona was bigger than I imagine. Dude. I'm's warning us. Okay? Through his movies. His subtle nods.

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I'm really researching over here. Hey, what's the name of your podcast where you do all the research and put in all the time, time, time, time, time, time, oh, oh, oh, oh, time, oh, time, oh, oh, time, oh, times, oh, times, tell us about point versus point. Drawings of the 19th section Mexican Empire, Waximilion, I found on the Reddit's history. Wow, look at that, dude. Maximeo. Look at that, dude. That's Nick Cage. That's Nick Cage.

That's fucking and he's Mexican. I'm now Mexican. No Mexican. Dude, now, now this... It's weird that him and Travolta are both in Cahuds, because they're in face-off, which could be... I'm going to get into that. Sorry. Go up just a little bit.

Click on this one, dude. Listen, dude. Click on that. Click on that. Click on that. wear two pairs of glasses and two hats. What's he trying to tell us, dude? What's he trying to tell us, man? He's a man of many faces! If you eat a bunch of cocaine balloons and they burst, you'll buy second hats. Look at that jacket. That, I mean, this definitely screams of someone. I mean, this is, that is literally what Michael J Fox Fox wears him back to the future too when he lands. Guys, think about this.

He invented his own acting style called... No words? Shamanics? Come on, dude! Shamanics! Hey, it's me, the guy who invented shamanics. I'll be in my trailer. Dude, think about that, dude, what kind of balls you're going to have to invent your own acting style. But that could also just be a way to cover up bad acting. Right? Isn't that what you do? People like you've been terrible. You've been

terrible for 10 years you're like, yeah it's a different style. It's off the beaten path. You wouldn't understand. Why is your Nickage becoming George Bush? Why is your Nickage and your George Bush so similar? Yeah, very lucky. to be an actor. Dude, he bought a dinosaur skull for $250,000. I'm sold. Okay. But he could have just gotten one though. Yeah, that's true. But maybe he can't bring it back in the machine.

Cage will be buried in a nine foot pyramid. What? What? Come on. I finally know what I want to do when I die. Now, he claims he claims's not a vampire, but if you were a vampire, wouldn't be the first thing you do is claim you're not a vampire? Yeah, well, imagine falling into that quickly. So are you a vampire?

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Superman's birth name, huh? Yeah, I mean, well, also there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, that. Superman's birth name, huh? Yeah? I mean, well, it also, there's like, there's a lot of supernaturality that is from Superman. He's true poorly has a blackbound jiu-jitsu. I think he just has a black belt from marshals. Dude, and look at this, he's partially responsible for Johnny Gaps. Oh, very, that dude. Right? I mean, come on, either you're an actor or you work for the Nazis. Either way, you're fucking in. Am I right? I mean, what a great way? Fucking time

travelers helping time travelers. Yeah. I mean, I... Can you... We gotta get you to the Oscars. Can you dig this? Hey, Cage, I know what's up with you in Dip. What are you talking about? Right? I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to-a. to-I. toee. to. to. thee Cage, I know what's up with you in Dip. What are you talking about? Right? I mean, dude, I mean, he looks, go down a little bit, look at that. Does that look like Nicholas Cage? Yes? That? Yes.

Cage is actually long-lived, I don't eat me, but thanks for knowing so much about your friends. An English lawyer, philosopher, writer, and in some circles thought as the father of scientific imperialism by the master of, you know what I'm talking about. Imperacism. Yes, Bacon was one of three men, Thomas Jefferson claimed that was a father of American colonialism, and Bacon helped establish Virginia, Carolinas and and the new Fondland Colonies, dude! It's all lining up! How much, what percentage of, like, okay, what percentage of this do you believe to be real, Sam? What percentage? Are we at a 50-50 or a 60-40 or 100?

Dude, why not? That's what I have to say. Why not? Yeah, Nick Luce Cage's, Sir Francis Bacon. Sounds makes sense to me. I hope someone find something that looks like you and we question you or after that. Someone please find Sam Tripla in history so we can drink his blood and gain his knowledge. Listen to me, dude.

I'm going to break your time machine with a god-dame bat, Sam. This is where we get to the meat of this episode. Okay. Okay. All of Nicholas Cage's movies are warnings of what the elite are really doing okay okay okay and he hides his bad acting camouflages the real but he's good in some stuff some stuff all right you want to get into this I'm ready well you said it's it's the meat I mean like I said I don't eat it but I will hear it

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it called? Say it with me Blood sacrifice Right Blood sacrifices Together say it with me blood sacrifices you got it dude Nicholas Cage is selling us a holly Wasys that Hollywood's ran by satanic worshippers who fucking do blood sacrifices and our sponsor blood by mail is one of the best places to get a blood sacrifice in the comfort of your own home free shipping free shipping free shipping you know it only way to be a sponsor here no guys stop with the fuck dude I'm trying to but I believe I would easily believe I mean there's no doubt in my mind these Hollywood

people are into some weird shit but you're making it in Hollywood how much weird what weird shit oh weird we're so all right maybe I'm sure they take a blood bath every now and there's no doubt in my mind Haley Joel Osmond's eating a kidney how come every single famous really big famous person famous person, like Huge, has had some mysterious death in their life? What do you mean? Right? I said, what do you mean?

Bob Dylan says he sold his soul to the devil. Rosam Barr said she sold her soul to the devil. These are all people just say, Jay-Z said he sold. So, Beyonce, a woman just came out and said she's black magic, dude, that she's in the black magic. They all do signs of the devil and all their shit. I know they do weird, yeah, yeah, right? I've seen some of the shit. I, look, there's definitely a, uh, an elite class. Lady Gaga is so into the devil. I. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. the the their, their, th. th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. A, the. A, th. A into the devil. Now you watch your goddame mouth. Dude, can you go up, I don't want to find it, but dude, lady Gaga's halftime show, it was fucking the story of Lucifer? Isn't that where she jumped awkwardly? Yeah. Like her, she's going back to hell? Dude, think about that. Where was she? In the sky? Was Lucifer a dude? Get cast down? She fucking jumps, cast down? the. There? the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Lady? th. Lady? th. Lady. Lady. Lady. Lady g. Lady g. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi. thifer do get cast down to hell. She fucking jumps, cast down, there's nothing but pentagrams all over the place.

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Oh, sorry, I missed that one. Okay. It's told us about the truth. You know who I'm saying. Yeah, but it sounds like you're saying massage. No, I'm not. How would you say it? Yeah, that's why I said, Julian Assange.

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He was expected to cut my head off with something there. and shit. The globe-trotting arms dealer arms dealer also pursues the woman of his dreams and supermouth blah blah blah what is that about? Well that's Lord of War. The Cold War. It's about the military industrial complex dude. Yeah I get it. And how like dude that people are making profits but that's literally what it's about essentially right. Well yeah I mean some are more blatant than others I mean obviously nobody's listening to the other one so. Yeah. Yeah, I like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. theea. thea. thea. thea. the the the the thea. the right? Well, yeah, I mean, some are more blatant than others. I mean, obviously nobody's listening to the other one. So I was like, okay, I'll just spell it out for you.

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I am who I am. So the, uh, it's the military industrial complex, okay? And basically how you play both sides of every, you know, altercation, every conflict, like the US did with the Nazis, we supplied the good guys and the Nazis, dude. Prescott Bush was working with the Nazis, he's actually... We just did a dollop on George W. Bush last weekend and it was... We did a dollop on it too. Well I wish you weren't doing dollops. Yeah, we're like Dave wanted to mention that to you. It's a problem. It's a prolob. It's confusing. It's a problem. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the th. th. th. It's confusing. It's confusing for iTunes. More dollopi. That's what ours is called. Way more dollop. We're the Doolop. It's different. So yeah, the pushback on Bush being a good guy is hilarious.

Oh, such a good. Dude, he's a Patriot! It's amazing. I mean, it really just shows you the erosion of like characteristics that we need. Did you get into that George Bush might not have served in the military? That there was a chance? No, we didn't know. But I mean, because his story changed 18 times. And think about this, if your father is working with Nazis, why would he be cool with you going into war with the people he's basically funding? Yeah, well there's definitely, I mean we definitely got into his family being Nazis. Yeah. But yeah as far as like his war shit, like there. the. the. the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. We's. We's. We's. We's. We's. We're their their their that's that's th. We's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. But. But, that's. But, that's. But, that's. But, that's. But, that's. But, that's. We's. We's. We's. that's. the story. We's. the story. the story. the story. We's the story. We're the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the story. the But yeah, as far as like his war shit, like there's definitely some shenanigans, but yeah, what we talked about.

I mean, there's so much, there's so much stuff that is, you know, again, I mean, like, if you had a media that actually decided to report honestly, it would be so interesting to report honestly, it would be so interesting to watch. Like that's one of the things I always think about our podcast. Like people like, how do you not know shit about history? I'm like, because when I was in school, the history that they taught me was boring. It was like white person highlight real. You know, you know, so they just basically give you all the good stuff that white people people did. They gloss over everything. They g. They g. They g. They g. They g. They g. They g. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to to to the. to to theeea. thea. theea. theea. thea. the. the. th everything else they just kind of glossed. Harriet Tubman, you know her name? Her story is fucking crazy. Like when we did a dollop on it, I was like, I would have been like not wanting to go to the bathroom during a class about Harriet

Tubman if they'd done it right. Really? Yeah, because she is beyond like someone who like helped slaves get through the underground road. Like she was like a general, essentially. She was like fight. I mean, she was like just a total badass. And so that happens all the time when, you know, you're just kind of fed the good stuff that white people have done and that allows you to sort of go out into the world with your like cliff notes version of history. And then in reality, the more that you're not only terrified, you're, the, the, the, the, the more that you peel back the layers, the more that you're not only terrified, you're frustrated with the fact that like, you could have actually retained some stuff if they tried to give you the good shit. Well, you know that the school system was just set up to make you a good factory worker.

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that they're only in our enemies thing. I mean come on dude and then the basically Trump tried to as much shit as you can give that guy he signed a thing stopping them from funding them and then month later they're like oh yeah it's back on I mean like dude they just must show pictures of like dudes running trains on his daughter like if he doesn't fucking do this and he's in those pictures yeah they photoshopped. Jibs on first! I love it, I love first, it's my favorite, and I love last. I like first and last. I like a plain donut and then a glazed one.

Thank you. The judge, so do you hear about the quote-unquote, Muslim compound in New Mexico? No. Okay. So this Muslim compound in Mexico, they fucking- In Mexico or New Mexico? New Mexico, these, the local authorities bypassed the FBI and raided this thing. They found a dead body, okay, and kids learning to shoot up high schools, right?

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Have you heard of Obama Contra? Yep. Have you heard of it? Yeah, yeah. About how he basically allowed, the DEA was suspected pulled them off, pulled the DA off of investigating whether they were selling drugs here, which is probably where a lot of the heroin is coming from because that's all Middle East shit, right? Yeah, which is the exact same game plan as the Iran Contra affair. They just played the mayor but what is it how does that connect to gone in 60 seconds? Because they

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or it's faster for you to pay because it has your debit card but it's just like how what level of convenience is enough and who signs up for this who's like there are there are there are yeah yeah I didn't want to admit it yeah but yeah no just they they chip people they chip kids they do all this shit and people like wow this is so much easier it's like was it th hard to take a debit card out of your god damn wallet? Was that so fucking hard? Like you would rather, you would rather be able to be scan... I mean, who hasn't seen Goddame Terminator? Have you not seen the movie? Right, dude. Like, it's not... These are the signs? Yeah. Oh man, the signs started as soon as soap dispensers were like computer. Like, that's when you were like, I can't get my own soap.

It was like, no, we're gonna let the machine do it. It's just gonna squirt a little jizz in your hand. Doesn't work? Yeah, you spent 30 minutes. Oh, you're a person. Yeah, it's like, you're a Mexican. I don't know. I don't know. As a boring as it would be, I do hope the soap dispensers recognize race.

I don't know. He's a Mexican. Give him a little baby. Do you hear that Google had to get rid of Wonder AI because it was so sexist? Oh yeah. It's like, fuck these lazy bitches. It's actually trying to fuck some of them. All right, what is going, who uploaded Weinstein program is strong. It's giving people deals. What do you think about

trans competing in female sports and just dominating them? Like, listen, I'm cool trans. God knows I had a weird coke run where I looked at some weird champs, porn hub, okay? I like how this, I'm an advocate. I only looked. I'm an advocate, I used to stare at it. Okay. But it's like, I'm for, full trans rights. But you're competinging th. I'm a a trans. I'm a trans. I'm a trans. I'm a trans. I'm a trans. I. I'm a trans. I'm a like, I'm for full trans rights, but you're competing against women that you are, people you're physically big of that. Yeah, it's different. Hold on, I want to hear your, because you're very much on, like, down the middle, are you okay with trans competing against women in like the Olympics? I mean, look, if, if, if they fucking determine determine that that is fine with them, then I'm fine with it.

I think it, I think you will see what you see, which is that there is an advantage to being built totally different than everyone else you're competing against. So once again, men are better at being women than women. Is that where we're at right now? You know, Sam, welcome to the bottom line, where you do not speak for me. So me and Gareth Reynolds agree on that. Um, kick ass. What do you think kick acts is about? About an hour 20? The dangers of these, these roguess groups, like, you know, we're like all these people like, basically this whole thing is that George Soros funds all these good, all these groups, the groups, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, so the and some, some, some, some, some, some, some and some and some and some and some and some and some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, th, th, thi and some, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th some, th some, thi, th some, some, some, some, some, some, so know, we're like all these people like, basically this whole thing is that George Soros funds all these good, all these groups to cause chaos, right? And first trans... And by the way? But, that I'm okay with.

I would knock the bottom out of her. But like you said, if we win, that means we're better at being women. If that is fair. If that's the thi tha thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thathe wa thatheatheatheatheatheat. thoome. that. that. that. thoomoomoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. to to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thee. the. the. waiting, then we're better at being women. There's so much going on on your side of the table right now. Yeah, but that to me, I'm like, that is not about like, like, it's not about your physical, it's not about how your physical strength, it's about, I mean, beauty. Beauty competitions are superficial and bullshit in their own way. Yeah, so I'm like, yeah, if someone transgender wants to compete in that, go for it. Okay, ladies, you want to complain about your opportunities and comedy, we'll give you opportunities, just know we're taking everything else. Okay? Yeah, right. The Olympics, beauty contest, everything. It's ours, okay? You want a couple

open mic spots? You got it? We're running everything now and that's basically endorsed by Sam Tripoli and Gareth Reynolds. Sam Tripoli alone on this one. Once again on an island by himself, Sam the High Five Trips. Right, right. George Soros was busted funding, Black Lives Matters. Attractive. All these like the fucking, um, the anti-fascist people. Antifa. And then this group that, dude, Mexicans hate the caravan, by the way. And the caravans funded, it's all funded by George Soros. Dude, Wolf Blitzer basically came out and said he funds all this shit. So it's like, that's what we're talking about, these rogue, like, fucking group militia that come and cause chaos. Nicholas Cage is trying to warn us

about that. Through kickass? Yeah. Wouldn't he, like why doesn't he write a script called the Truth About Being a Time Traveling Vampire with a Message. He can't do, they'll shut it down. I think he's at the point where he can do anything he want. Dude, no, dude. Kickass based on a comic book. Okay. Hey, shut up! Aaron, I thought your mic got unplugged. Is that not what Sam asked for? Okay, here we go. Wicker man. I'm in control of that.

No, wicker man. Well, I'm plug you, Sam, I'm dealing with Aaron. The best highlight real of a movie ever. Not the beach! Not the beach! Also a remake. A reclusive lawman travels to a secluded island to search for girls who had gone missing. One story discovers since their forces at work at the island's secretive residence including strange sexual rituals, harvest festival and possible human sacrifice. What is that about? David Copperfield's Island.

Jeff Epstein. Of course, guess too. It's a Peno Island guy who I love how they're trying to put on Trump when it's so obvious that Clinton's been there like 30 times. Right, but so is Trump, right? Yeah, once. They have it once. The guy went 30 times. Well, I mean like, the fact that this shit even exists, it isn't about like if you have a season pass to six flags or not. You go once, that's it's like, it's a flag. Go down to, yeah, dude, I mean, like, dude. By the way, that looks like Scott Bacula, a quantum leaper. By the way, the whole thing, that why blackmailing everybody going there videotaping them doing all the shit right and one of them was Prince Andrews

that the yeah and that the the the intelligence community found this out and warned the US if you don't arrest him we're gonna go fucking big with this and so him and his lady who helped do all this supposedly they were doing this for another country I will not say who that country is right now but you guys know who I'm talking about. She removed her pants. How about the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Leaving her thong panties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about the royal family has been basically convicted of running hunts for children? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, click on the nexon. Yeah, well your royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. the royal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the royal. Yeah, their their th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah, their. their. th. th. Yeah, their th. Yeah, their. Yeah, the the the th. Yeah, the the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the th click on the next one. I'm a British citizen now. Yeah, well your royal family is up to no fucking good, dude. Well that picture is pretty insinuous.

Yeah, and that they hunt these, uh, they basically, do you know the, the royal family, the queen Elizabeth was convicted of basically causing the disappearance of like 15, uh, uh, children children in foster care? No. Yeah. And then one guy actually tried to arrest her and they basically threw him in a mental facility and loaded him up on drugs and he's never going to get out. Jesus Christ. Yeah, welcome. Final thing. Our final one before we go. This has been fun. I'm glad you came on. I want to do another hour. Okay let's go another hour. Snake eyes. Snake eyes. About a rigged fight. Santino. Centaurio has never played by the rules. Never. Much like Cage. Yeah, high-profile boxing match with his friend Naval Commander, Kevin Dunn. Gary Sinise. as well as Defense Secretary Kirkland.

He witnesses a terrorist assess. His name is Kirkland? Yeah, it doesn't give his first name just says Secretary Kirkland. Yeah, despite lockdown on the arena, key witness Julia. Go ahead. Yeah, escapes in Santora. Shut up. San Toro begins to such back Kirkland's death is part of a much larger conspiracy that involves boxing rivals and a beautiful stranger. What is this? The government uses sporting events they

rigged to distract the population from what's really going on? Oh I'll get behind that a thousand percent. Right? Yeah. That's really what's going on? Sports are rigged. Sport, what was the ancient Roman thing? It's like give them, give them bread and entertainment? You know, like that's all you need. For short. Mets how much shady shit goes on Super Bowl Sunday when nobody's paying attention. I think I mean the true, I think even beyond know, like the passion that people feel about sports, if you could get that to be the passion people feel about our political system, it would be a much different world. I have a way to do it. You know how you do it?

You make the government play in the Super Bowl. Release wild animals into Washington, D.C. Everything's better with animal tax. Amb. I'm going to do you one one. Okay. Let's sneak Iowaska into the punch bowl at a congressional function. Dude, I got a bit right now about how like on the dark web you can order drugs. Just sending Washington DC just drugs. Yeah. Everybody I'm fucking drugs and seeing the fucking, talking to the fucking.

Well, have you heard about, did you hear about the comic a couple days ago who posted something about how Trump snorts his Adderall? And now he's like sniffing during shit? I think they all do a lot of drugs anyway. Well, his whole thing was like, oh, I'm super sober. And it's like, dude, you do Adderall. You're the only guy who does Adderall is that's fat, too. That's the worst part. Yeah, it gives know I will. Please welcome everybody's favorite part. Let's see, hold on. Hold on. Just hold the

fuck on, dude. Aaron, don't be an idiot. A-A-Ron, well you better be sick, dead, or mute. A-A-Ron. You're done messed up, A-A-A-Ron! Get filthy animal. Aaron, thoughts? Wow. I mean, I feel like I've made some pretty good points already. Well, we don't. We don't. We wouldn't ask you if we thought you already made your point. And by the way, maybe he made those movies originally to come and remake them in the future, pal. He was just a silent producer.

Yeah. Right, what a better way to get a message that's already been across. He wrote this shit in the 40s. Yeah. Anything else, Aaron? Your big moment? How is he, Sir Fancy's bacon? And thank you guys so much for. A British guy when he's Italian. He's not Italian.

He's not Italian. You never want to come back back back back same thing. You never, I'm not coming back as Mexican next time. I gotta pick something else. I'm coming back as a big black dick guy. That's who I'm coming back as. I said, it's very specific. Yeah, yeah. What if we gave you a big dick as a Wicca?

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