Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #151: The Lost Years Of Jesus Christ with Shaan Joshi

Episode Date: December 20, 2018

Thank you for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome return champion, comedian Shaan Joshi to the show to discuss the unknown years of the life of Jesus Christ and the place Jesus he went and the people he met. Spoiler alert: Japan Jesus is my favorite by the way. Please check out my new special Armogeddon and Zero Fucks on Vimeo! Vimeo.com/ondemand/zerofucks Vimeo.com/ondemand/armogeddon

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You know what I mean? Yeah, you're looking much more Mexican, Ryan. You never met XG? No, I have not. XG is my co-host. He comes on, he drops a couple dime piece knowledge. And whenever that computer's working he looks up shit. Nice, fantastic.

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You've done, um, UFO technology. Those are very much conspiracy theory things. But I'm open to where the evidence is, you know what I mean? There are a lot of people who do, who like will not admit that they are in fact conspiracy theorists but yet they completely make a little like Lee Camp who does who's been on a show a couple times is like the guy in RT News and he's like the guy calling out corruption. All he talks about is how the media and and all those guys are lying to you about what's going on, they're tellain they're the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're their. their. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're about is how the media and all those guys are lying to you about what's going on, they're telling you one thing, they actually say, that's conspiracy. Well conspiracies have also gone into this other space.

They've gone into hyperdrive where they've become almost like a political tool in and of themselves. It's not just, it's not existing in a subcurrent of the culture anymore. It's an actually impacting part of the culture now. Well, you know, a lot of people like, you know, they're just out there trying to give all this misinformation. It's like, well, dude, the truth is, the truth, lot of the stuff. The really slick conspiracy stuff, you probably

want to look into who's putting that out. The really slick shit. Now this notion that these YouTubeers are all just trying to like destroy it. It's like no, really. They're just trying to get out what they believe is their truth. And they're fighting a billion dollar, if not trillion dollar mainstream media fucking machine that is just met to misinform you right but there's also I think in the conspiracy community a lot of people who like curry an audience because they know monetarily that it's okay for them there is that I'm not going to say their names but I know there's these people out there that basically beg for cash now you're saying Sam you did Patriot do all this shit I don't there there there there there there there there there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is not th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the there's these people out there that basically beg for cash. Now you're saying, Sam, you did Patriot, you do all this shit.

I don't beg for anything. I put that out. I don't say you're saying, I don't live off that. That is not, well, there's that. May I pay my bills through fucking booking shows and and doing the road and all that stuff, but I'm never gonna oh dude if you don't pay I'm a fucking leap now never do that Well, there's there's also I mean there's that There's that aspect of it as well, but there's also the willful manipulation of Conspiracy to try to like sway

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We call, on the show, we call it the goldfish mentality, where they only know what's in front of them that these people just only know. And this note, like I get this push from the left constantly about, like the Democrats are these great people. And it's not, dude, they're all playing in the same field the same stratosphere where they're all trying to hold on where they're try and I'll give you your time to talk where they're where they all have to get the same amount of money in order to afford these million dollars if that billion dollar campaigns sure right so what what goes on is you have the

Republicans who in my opinion and I'm not a Republican, can be more honest with their constituents because they like the deregulation and the smaller government, even though half of them are on food stamps. They're coming out with, they say, we believe in pre-existing conditions and we'll protect them and then literally doing the exact opposite. Both sides of the American political sphere. Okay. And let me give you kind of a more pointed example of what I mean about conspiracies being manipulated. So let's look at the Uyghur population in China, for instance, okay?

And so if we were just to study conspiracies in an objective vacuum, let's look at that. So we have all these conspirators, you know, are you familiar with the Uyghur people in China? Is that the Muslims? They're the ethnic Muslims? And a lot of people don't know this. There are concentration camps. In China, there's a concentration camp with a million Uyghur people. And we're talking about their, they, they, they, they, they, the, the, the, to, the, to, to, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, they.e, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they them off or they read? It's a, it's like,

it's like, it's the thing about concentration camps is they never start at a kill you off situation. And that Dacow didn't start which was the first concentration camp like that. It's a hard work atmosphere that that you know eventually degrades into that situation, you know, so when you have that hard work mentality it's effectively a death sentence. that. that.. that. that.. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.that hard work mentality, it's effectively a death sentence. Right. You know, without coming out and imposing death sentence. But I'm sure there's that going on as well. Yeah, and it is sad. And like, I can't think of what a worse position to be,

than be a Muslim and a concentration camp in China. Right. Because, I mean, do you see how Interpol try to go there and just investigate some and they kidnap the police chief of Interpol? Exactly, exactly. So, but here's my point. So then you have in China these conspiracy theories against the Uyghur population, okay? And those are grown online and almost cultivated in the same way that you would cultivate a garden. And they're weaponized and they're pushed, they're pushed against the general population to change attitudes towards Uyghur people,

to maybe weaken, you know, any kind of sympathies that you would have toward them. So that this type of thing is going on, the population will be more pacified as to not care about it. So, so, so, but, but where where where where where where where where where where where where where where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, where is, the conspiracy?? the conspiracy? the conspiracy? the conspiracy? the conspiracy? the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that, that, that, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. that,, but I don't, where is the conspiracy theorist trying to demonize these people in the, in the concert? I feel like the trade. I'm not saying conspiracy theorists. I'm saying conspiracy theories. And my whole point is conspiracy theories have been taken out of the micro, which is which a conspiracy theory. These things are now being manipulated by governments to get a desirable social opinion or political opinion is what I'm saying.

But going back to what we originally talking about. So conspiracy theories have been weaponized by the very, you know, things. But what I'm talking about is these individuals who are out here trying to get out what they've done research on. And listen, man, any group there's going to be a bad apple. There's going to be people that are out for they get the views and get that stuff. That happens, man. I know on this show, if I go hard right or hard left, it would be much bigger. To go down the middle because that's how I see the world.

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So when people were doing standup in the 80s and 90s, it was a monoculture. Everybody was watching the same stuff. So all the references were from the same palette. And now everything is so... Do you know, I did Dark Web. I'm like, does anyone know what the Dark Web is? Or, yeah, I mean, I completely agree with you. But, like, what I see, and particularly in Hollywood, is this real push in this glee of conspiracy theorists being wrong, and these warmongers getting away with, like, there are people in this toom, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th. Do, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. Do, th. Do, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, the. thin, the the the the the the thin, the the the the the. Do, does, the, the, being wrong and these warmongers getting away with like there are people in this town who definitely want the Clinton and the Klim Foundation to not face any kind of hearing and want her to fucking Galvan and die of old age you know and they're actually rooting for that so that the conspiracy theorist who is only trying in now granted there's gonna be a good save the humble conspiracy theorist. Well dude it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. thi. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the thi. the their their their their the thi who is only trying in now granted there's gonna be a God save the humble conspiracy theorists. Well dude it's it's the truth man it's like this push to fucking love war criminals and fucking hope that these

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Let me, let me, you know, as far, let me kind of explain what I think is a difference between, let me say the Clinton Foundation and other traditional, let's say, corrupt or not corrupt entities and Trump, okay? And that is this. And that is this. Let me get it out before you, I haven't even said anything and you're already objecting. Let me get it out before I forget the point. And that is, that is, so you know, we live in a country where, you know know the average American will look at a third rural country and will say oh my god look at all the bribery and look at all the corruption. This is so ridiculous, it's so obvious, it's so blatant.

How can people live in those shit whole countries? I posit to you we have the same amount of bribery and corruption and our system is just legalized. You know what I mean? Like the whole system of lobbying. One of the biggest things we could do to fix our democracy, our republics is campaign finance reform. You know what I mean? So you have legalized bribery and corruption in this country. So those people are smart enough to play within the confines of the legalized bribery and corruption and truptupe and truptu. He's even more corrupt beyond that and lacks the... I couldn't disagree more. The composed...

You're literally acting like two years of Trump. Intelligence is so bad compared to fucking what almost three decades of the Clintons? The difference between the clins and the difference between the Trump is that the system is there to clean up the Clinton's shit. If you think that Trump... And what Trump is doing is anywhere near as bad as what the Clintons have done just all about just because the amount of time they've been at it dude. I think we've seen far more erosions of social, democratic and American norms in this presidency than any other modern presidency. I don't think there's a question about that. I think what we've seen is 100%- Welcome to Pod Save America, everybody.

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You know, they share 99.99 percent. But they're all, they're all religions of the Abrahamic faith. And they're known, they're so closely related, they're known by the term Judeo, the J Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude.... the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian, Christianity, Christianity, Christianity, Christianity, Christianity, their, Christianity, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the known by the term Judeo-Christian heritage is Judeo-Christian theology and they all come from the same Abrahamic tradition they're the same religion and they're arguing with each other. Your religion is it's like there was a car crash and every witness has their own take on that car crash. Right, right, and they all give their own description of that car crash and. And therefore these witnesses all start to argue with each other on what the car crash is. And then within almost the same religions, right? Like isn't there some parts of like Muslims where it's like where Jesus is ranked is based like what they fight over? Well I know it's more, it's more like which

prophets are recognized. You know it's the great schism in modern Islam today which which the the the the the the the the the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car car the car car car car car the car car car car car the car car car car car their their their their the car car car car car their their the car crash is the car the car the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car the car. right. right. right. right. right. right. right the car the car the car the car the car the car the car car the car car car car car car car car car car car car car car car their their their their their their their their their their their the You know it's the great schism in modern Islam today which really tells you your political and war factions tells you everything on which which Islam you believe in. But no to that point Jesus in Islam is like the fourth or fifth most important profit in Islam. You know and they believe in his virgin birth as well. It's almost like college sports power rankings, like the AP will have one out, one and then all of a sudden the number five. Oh, I can't believe he had,

fucking Zoraster ranked at seven, bro. So they believe what like Catholics believe as in the, specifically his mom was a virgin? Yeah, I think in mainstream Islamic belief there is the belief that Mary was a virgin. Now there are schools of Islam that specifically believe the Jesus India theory. And there's some interesting physical evidence in the real world that still exists that bears fruit out, Sam. That bears that fruit out. So this this Russian Jew converted to Greek Orthodox was in was basically in Tibet, right? The Tibetan emissary of himis and he mentioned folk legends they picked up a prophet named Issa? Issa? Issa?

Issa? Yeah. Issa? He was informed, he said, that hemmis monstery housed a two-volume manuscript, the life of St. Isis. He hesitated to ask for access to the sacred book. He announced that he would return. He happened sooner than later, however, he fell off his horse and broke his leg. Carry back to the monastery. It's like he came right back.

The story unfolded. His initial suspicions confirmed. This could be nothing less than... Yeah. So he says he went, he went to the monastery to preach about Jesus and they were basically like, yeah, we already know this story already. you know what I mean? Right. And he, and they even told him about the false pope. They knew about the pope. You called him the false pope. But you know, what's, what's more, like, what's more interesting than that, than Notovic's story is, is, is just how similar Jesus is to other traditions, you know, whether you want to talk about chorus? The East, what what what what what what what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, what is, what is, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thusususansans, is, is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what is, what is, what is, what are they called? The Easton's? E-S-S-S-E-N-E? E-S-E-N-E, but just for one point. So you know, Krishna, our Jesus, within the Hindu faith, is Krishna, right? Right?

So which is, Hinduism is a very old religion, much older than Christianity, right? So when they were coming, the early Indologists, as they were called, we're coming to studyiii India to study, India, India, India, India, India, India, India, India, to study, to study, India, to study, to study, India, India, to study, to study, to, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thean, to, to, to, to, the, toean, the, the, the, thean, the.e, thi, the, the, the, the, the Hindu religion, they found it so similar to Christianity that Krishna's story so similar to the story of Christ. They actually thought that Indians copied the story of Christ and used that as the basis of the story of Krishna. And no, we're like, not at all. And these are stories. Bill Hicks' old joke about who is Dennis Leary? It's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I did totally store it from from What I did, though, is I went back in time and I wrote it before him.

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Esoteric kind of cult so not like cult in the in the dictionary sense of the word. Okay, so they believe in a much more aseatic kind of living. They were vegetarians. They believed in the idea of karma. the the the the of of the the of of the of of the the of of the the the of of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theiasesiasesiasesiasesiasesiasesiasesiasesiasesiasesiasesiases.s.s.s.s. Sexiasesiaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseasks. Sexiaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseasease. Sexaism. Sexaism. Sexaism. Sexa. Sexa. Sexa. Sexa. Sexa. Sexa. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thec so they believe in a much more ascetic kind of living. They were vegetarians. They believed in the idea of karma and the idea of reincarnation, you know, which is not something you really see in traditional Western religions. So a lot of the thinking goes that Jesus was maybe one of these easons and the translation of Jesus of Nazareth is actually incorrect. And it's more Jesus of Nazarene, which Nazarene would have been another way to call someone in Essene. You know, and this is, this is a different view of Jesus. This is a view of Jesus that's much more in line with the teachings of the Sermon of the

Mount, which to me is the most beautiful part of the Bible, like basically anything that you want to know about life you can get out of the sermon on the mount which is you know where the golden rule right and the idea of compassionate Christianity comes from you know what I'm saying so what the Dead Sea Scrolls have to do with the Dead Sea Scrolls are where a lot of these Gnostic Gospels are found now do you know what a Gnostic gospel is now what is it so the traditional gospels are the gospel is. the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the th. the th. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, so. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the th. So, the traditional, the traditional, the. So, the. So, the. So, is, the. So, is, is, is, is, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, is. So, th. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the traditional Gospels are the Gospels that we commonly know as the Bible today, right? So after Jesus died, everyone wrote their different corresponding Gospels. How do they say, oh, this one is actually belongs in the Bible? There's something in 435, 438, called the Council of Nassia. Which were raw, people who believed in raw, right? They weren't Christians, they were more... I don't know about that, but it was a

political appointing of which books would become part of the Bible. You know what I'm saying? Right. So a lot of, if you think about, there's a lot of power, a lot of power in that, and it's very interesting the books that were left out of the Bible. Because those th th th th th th th th th th th those th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the books tho the books tho tho tho thi books the books tho- tho- thoo- thoomo- tho-a tho tho thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the books, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the the very interesting the books that were left out of the Bible. Because those are the books that are more like, yo, like, women are equal can be priests. And those are the books that speak of a universe much in the same way. The Eastern tradition speak of the universe. In fact, there's no difference between them. You know, between what Eastern Nostic thought is and what Buddhists or Hindu or you know different Chinese Scrolls basically say that Christianity is a philosophy not a religion

Right which is not an explanation but more of a Paradigms in which to live by which is what Jesus himself argued you know Jesus was the most anti-church motherfucker that there could have been anti-organization mother fucker that they could have. He hated organizational structures that exploited other people. I think to him, the church was much more the, you know, the church of the inner. And a lot of, a lot of his teachings were misinterpreted and, you know, extrapolated onto these organizational power structures and have just become, you know, such a different thing.

I think if you had Jesus show the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the organizational the I think if you had Jesus show up today as he was, he'd be just as castigated, just as crucified, just as spit upon as he was there. It would happen ten times quicker. And it would be the Fox News crowd who does it first. Oh, it would be completely be like the super religious Joel Olstein people. They would be the very first ones doing it. Joel Olstein who has always has a look like he walked in and his mom getting banged by a ghost? Doesn't he always have to look? But also that he kind of likes it.

Yeah, it's like, oh man. Should I like this? Yeah. But, so there's a lot of, between the essence, the Dead Sea Scrolls and like Eastern philosophy like they both practice strict non-violence yeah they're not really into alcohol right it's just living the kind of life that's conducive to finding enlightenment through meditation and spiritual practices which they're really not into wearing anything of animal or not drinking not not you know killing sentient life much in common in common with modern Buddhist and Hindu thoughts.

Right, you know, and it's important to remember on the on the birth of Christ, like what happened, the three wise men from the East, everybody forgets the end glosses over that. There are huge massive implications within that. What is three wise men from the East? Oh, that's so interesting. I never thought about it. You know what that is... They don't look white either. Like if you've seen them? They're the only ones that they accept aren't white. You know Jesus looks like he comes from fucking you know the Pacific palisades. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like an Oseer? Yeah for sure. Greg Sistero from the fucking name Jesus. But yeah. So the three three wise wise wise wise wise wise wise three wise three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three. three. three. three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Grei. Grea. Grea. G. G. G. G. G. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the th. the th. the the th. the th and you know, the star was going on, the common thinking

there is they recognize like a new, a new Buddha being born, a new, you know, a new incarnation of whatever, and that's why they were there. They interpreted Torah and other Hebrew scriptures in almost exclusively spiritual, symbolic and metaphor manner, as did Alexander and Jewish philosopher Plano. Selbacy was prized by them being often observed even in marriage. Yeah, they considered which is which is what Gandhi is equal which is what is it was Bramacharia is what we call that in Hinduism you know. They denied the doctrine of physical resurrection of the dead at the end of time yeah

they believe in reincarnation and a law of karma and there there end of time. Yeah. They believe in reincarnation and a lot of karma. And there's there are even passages in the Bible that lend to Jesus' belief in reincarnation. I mean we could just go on forever about all the similarities between Christianity, you know. And but but but then the story there's a couple stories here the story of how original Christianity was conceived and then the story of what happened to it and how it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there there are there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there the the the the the the the the the their their their.e.e.e.e. there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there there are there but then the story there's a couple stories here the story of how original Christianity was conceived and then the story of what happened to it and how it became a to a power structure. You know, I actually I like religions you know I think they like studying that. I think they offer a lot of promise to humanity. I think you know they get a lot of shit sometimes unfairly. You know like I think Gandhi's quote about Christ and Christianity is great and his quote was I like your Christ's but not your Christians.

No, I hey, you know what I mean? I respect the shit out of that. Yeah, I do. I think I think the Christ message is beautiful. You know the sermon on the mountain is beautiful? How how could we want anything more than that? Yeah? So what about the other one where he? He went to India after his death? the? the the th? Yeah? th? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? th? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? th? Yeah? I? Yeah? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I was? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I. I. I. I. I. I. I? I? I? I? I. I? I? I? I? I? I. I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I. I. I? I? I? I? I? I? I. I? I? I. I? I? I. I. I. I. I? I? I. I. I. I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. one, where he went to India after his death? Okay. We'll get into that. We'll get into that. I want to do the early and then we'll talk about his death. As I'm drinking my IPA. Uh-huh, perfect beer.

Hey, dude. He did, he did. Yes. Exactly. All right. So, um, the unknown years of Jesus, the silent years, the lost years or the missing years, generally referred to the period of Jesus' life between his childhood to the beginning of his ministry, a period not described in a New Testament. The lost years, this is a lot, the lost years of Jesus, a concept that is encountered in

esoteric literature, but not commonly used in scholarly literature since it's assumed that Jesus was probably working as a carpenter. No, Jesus was in the carpenters that's a typo. He was in the band. Yes. The band? Yes. It's very interesting. A lot dude he wasn't doing anything spiritual he's just building houses and farms. Or maybe it doesn't make more sense. Or maybe maybe it doesn't make more sense that he was like meditating like the Buddha trying to realize these essential truths so he he the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. thiii. thi. thi. thi. to. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. toe. too. their. toe. to toe. to to be was, to be was, to be was, the band. Oh, the band. Oh, the band. Oh, the band. Oh, the band. Oh, the band. Oh, the band. Oh, the band. the band. the band. the band......... the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try. tode. today. today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, try. the band. the aware of them. Maybe that makes more sense. But then you're also lending, like so much of religion is a power structure, and so much of Western Christianity is ethnocentrism, viewing that lens through this Western thing. If we have other places that Jesus visits, it immediately takes the power structure out

of the West and lends credence to other other areas of the world. I'm to say. I I I I I I I I I I the reason Israel does not want to recognize the Armenian genocide and many other genocides, because it makes their Holocaust not seem like the worst event of all time. When you have, I mean, of course, there's some geopolitical shit for the longest time. They're getting long with, their only their only friend in the region was Turkey. But I mean, a lot of of of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. Of of a lot. Of of their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the region was Turkey. But, I mean, a lot of that has to do with like, you don't recognize another one because then it means what happened you isn't exclusively evil to just your people. When a lot, I mean, we've seen, we've seen genocide in Armenia, genocide in Africa, genocide in China, genocide in Russia, nobody recognizes those. The one when you say Holocaust, which is the Jewish Holocaust.

But when you talk about genocide, the actual term genocide, comes from the Armenian genocide, that's where the term was coined, was from that genocide. And then nobody wants to discuss that because it kind of takes a little shine off other ones that are historically recognized. You know, so that is my opinion on the whole thing. So where does he go first? Is he go in India? Does he go Britain?

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word why you see first name second name a w a f a f and he was a mystic known to travel in that area and it was known as the leader of the healed and to be born of a virgin birth you know and preaching much of the same things as Jesus preach accepted into different kingdoms you know prophesizing his his word and whatnot yeah well we've heard the story of Jesus in like what 20-something other religions and you know and the thing I can't stress enough is how interconnected all these regions were right like you had the the the the triv- the the the the the the th the the the the the th th the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the te te te te te te tre tre. treeee. treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. to to the the the the the the the thing I can't stress enough is how interconnected all these regions were.

Like you had kingdom spanning all across these areas from Alexander the Great who went from Europe to India to Ashok, who went all the way the Indian king who went all the way across Afghanistan. So the ancient world had these massive kingdoms that connected all of them, and they were well aware of each other and their customs and their traditions. And that gets really narly even when you're talking about the new world

and implications of encounters with the new world that aren't commonly recognized as factual but are inevitable and of course it existed. The more we are insane, the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the less the the the the the the the the the the the the thiian thianes thiolets thiolets th we are saying the less we want to fight and when you sit there and you tell people dude you guys basically have the same religion. Yeah yeah they're going to then it means like oh so what are we fighting over they have to make people want to fight each other in order to like keep this conflict of war and hatred and all that shit. Do you know do you know about the kaba the k. The k. The k. that is. that is. that is. that that that that that that that that that that that the that the that that the that the that that the the that the the the that that th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. th. the. th. the. the. te. the. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. know do you know about the Kabba as well it's the rock that's in Mecca? Are you familiar with this or not?

Oh you mean the giant like? Yeah, a lot of people in India think that's a Shiva lingam. You know that the Abrahamic fates are also connected to Shivism. Original Shiva is like the Lord of death and destruction. Oh dude, which the Old Testament is a very death and destruction type of book. And Lingam is literally a Shiva dick that was prayed to in the old faiths. And if you look at that thing, it is exactly a lingam. You know what I mean? And we know there was chavistic faiths in there and around that time. The other thing that's really weird about that, so when they have to enter to do the Hodge, they had to

change and wear those robes and those things that they wear are very much in old Vedic traditions, you know what I mean? So it's like very possible that even this this cob is a chivaling, you know what I'm saying? It should be. Yeah, why can't everyone just believe what the fuck they want to believe? This notion of like cultural appropriation is just a siop to get people to fight over each other. And you have just dumb people on the internet going, stop taking my culture. It's like shut up. I think if you do it th, if great. There's nobody more excited than Indian girl or white girls in an Indian wedding because they get to wear sorries. There is nobody more excited. You know what I mean? And that's a beautiful thing. Why would you want to rob them of that joy? If it's respectful, culturally appropriate? Is that how we're supposed to like? It's so stupid. It's how stupid. It's how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, or, th, th, or, th, or, or, or, th, or, or, or, th, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, thi, or, thi, or, th, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, thi, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, th th th th th th th th th th, th thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. W. thi. W. thi. W. thi. W. thi. W. thi. W. thi. thi. thi culture. Do I don't want to respectfully engage in that culture?

You know, like the one chick who loved Japanese culture. She studied Japanese. You know what I mean? She goes to Japan. She wants to go to her prom. She wants to wear it. What do you call that thing, kimono? Yeah.

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And it's everything that can be contributed to Christ, it's like 70 pages long. You know what I mean and it's all love each other love love love compassion to the point of like true Christianity is a religion of extreme compassion for sure do you know what I mean extreme compassion he got Pat fucking what's his name the old asshole from uh power I love a papar? Oh I love the Pat Robertson. You know Pat Robinson?

Sitting is like, We shouldn't get upset with Saudi Arabia. We don't want to... Oh, fuck that guy! Farns deal. I hope that guy gets raped by a million Satan gets. By the way, by the way. My favorite Jesus, um, Jesus, Jesus legend is Jesus goes to Japan. Here's a fascinating idea. Now these are, I

get these from WikiLeaks and some some of the websites so I'm just I'm just copying pacing here. 21 year old legend has it that Jesus became a disciple of Buddha Buddhist master near Mount Fuji amensing himself in Japanese culture and learning the language. What supposedly happened later on is they is really bonkers. At Smithsonian magazine, a variation of many swoon theories, which is that Jesus didn't die on the cross, he just kind of passed out. That's what the swoon idea is.

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No, shrooms is too. It's in your gut and it's like bubbles up from there. I love it, it's too, which argues that Jesus never died, that his younger brother, Azurki, took his place on the cross. Jesus then returned to Japan with his brother severed ear and a lock of the Virgin Marys here, which is straight up something out of a Kung Fu movie, right? Well now you're just making mine look silly. Right? I love Kung Fu Jesus, man. Yeah, that is pretty cool. Why was the hand-to-hand combat? Settling down in the normal mountain's mountain hamlet of Shin-Go with a farmer's daughter named Yaku

and fathered three daughters. He grew garlic. Come on, then he fought, obviously, vampires. He died at the age of 106. This Jesus is so much better. That was Jesus, man. Yeah, that was so the the the the the the the the the the the the the Jesus, that was Jesus, man. Three kids, yeah. Now, you believe that Jesus is born, where, a buried where?

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He could have been into that shit. Asian strange. Yeah, yeah. But so he goes back, travels back east. His mom dies in a town in Pakistan that to this day is known as Mary Pakistan and her tomb is there and if you ask the locals the locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals locals. the locals. the local local local local local local local local local local local local local local local local local. the local. the local. to the local. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's the the the the the the to to to to the to to to to to the the to the the to the the the to the the the the they say it's the tomb of the mother of Jesus. That sounds like when a foreigner comes to America and he grabs a real name but he keeps his last name. Like I'm Billy Chicago Naha. Yes. Yes. And then also the tomb of Jesus, which they say then he went to live out his life in Kashmir. And that his tomb is there. That you can go visit. th. th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the their. thia. their. thiiiii. their. their. tom. tom. their. tombunch. their. tombush. their. tombunch. their their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tombueue. tombue. tombuea. tombs. tombs. tomba. tombs. tombuea. tombs. tomba. tombunn. tombunn. tombunne. tomb is there that you can go visit. You know and a lot of interesting things about Kashmir a lot of people think it may actually be the Garden of Eden. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the connections between the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tri tri tri tri tri tri tri, tri, tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri tri. the tri. the tthing. You know, I think Alexander the Great and Buddha kind of are the Yin and Yangs of each other that set the tones of where each hemisphere was going to be. And what I mean by that, I think it was Aristotle, whoever was Alexander's teacher. It was not Aristotle, Plato, I think, or was Aristotle?

What's it, one of those guys. It was Aristotle. Yeah. He said this man will, no no excuse me, it was Buddha Buddhist teacher said this man will either conquer the world inside of him or the world without. You know what I mean? And I always think of Alexander when I think of that quote. Why? Because I think Alexander chose to conquer the world outside and Buddha chose to conquer the world inside. Wow that's interesting. You see the West have kind of more, I mean it's not probably have more material pursuits, more outerworldly pursuits, whereas the East, at least

ideally, is one more of introspection and that's kind of I think that's changing a little bit China seems to be getting a little bit more that's what I said it's not it's not it's not ideal and obviously what I find interesting about India is what I mean very spiritual yet they have crippling homelessness crippling poverty a caste system of like crippling caste system. Maybe we have one too, but it's like nobody, it's like hidden a little bit, but it's like there, it's just like born into a world of shit, die in a world of shit.

What I'd say is, like you said, it's not perfect one-to-one. Obviously materialism and everything exists on both sides but just if you look at the outward aims at least on the face of the respective religions one can see that distinct difference yeah I mean I guess I guess I guess you can have a belief system and those who choose to follow or those who don't that's out of your hands yeah and as far as far as the caste system, as far as the caste system goes, that's something that Gandhi railed against, you know, his all life. It's not, it's not something, it's not something ingrained like within the culture, or like within the religious belief, I should say.

Right, well, I mean, like, yes, of course, there's, in the culture there's going to be a society structure versus religious beliefs you know you you know you see it all the time when the power structure of the elite they set up something so they stay in power yeah and they get all the money and all that stuff and then the religious thing is like we're all one we all love each other blah blah and that sometimes hits with each other and you're right, Jesus came back right now. He'd rail against the system we have. You know, you know, I think the most beautiful book ever written is the brothers care

Mazov, Fyodor Dosevsky. Like everything you want to know about humanity, morality, like everything you need to learn about humans is in that book. And there's one chapter of that book called the Grand Inquisitor, where Jesus Jesus Jesus during the Spanish Inquisition and they just like they just bomb on his ass like Passion of the Christ too you know what I mean? Like Royal Rumbo. Yeah, well it's kind of like stand up right? Like everyone talks about Sam Kenson and Bill Hicks but if those guys came right now they would get ran out of comedy club. Oh for sure for sure. For sure. For sure. But yeah. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, the the the the the. the the the their their the their the the thus. their just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just their their their the politically correct people. For sure, for sure. But yeah, yeah, and you know, something that kind of ties a bow on it in this like intersection and commonality between all religions, I think more people, if you're not aware of, you know, the link between nonviolent, which to me is the greatest development of the 20th century

was nonviolent protest. I think the only type of protest that you can have to try to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change any any any any any any any any any any any any any any to change to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to try to change anything in the world is through nonviolent means. As soon as you use violence, the action becomes you maybe justified. Well the problem with violence thing is that the person who comes out on top is probably extremely violent. Not the nonviolence is the only effective means of change. I agree. And andthat comes, you know, you can look at Martin Luther King in the 1960s and you see that practice here in America. And if you look, a lot of people, if you see pictures of Martin Luther King during dinner,

you know how people have pictures of figures on the wall. A lot of people are the Kennedy's, or Martin Luther King had a picture of Gandhi, you know, because he studied those ideas. And the ideas. And the ideas. Because the ideas. Because he the ideas. Because he their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, is is th. And, is th. And, is the practice, is they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, thi. And, they. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, those ideas. Both liked the ass a lot. They loved ass. They loved ass. Which is hilarious because they try to use that as a, to discredit them. Listen, dude, everybody likes ass. It's just the way it is.

And it's why a lot of these cults end up going because these guys get so powerful to hand up fucking everything that ruins everything. If they don't fuck anything, they'd be safe. But what's interesting about that, final point. But why be that powerful and not banging all the ass? Exactly. That's why you have power. But final point, so you have that link between Christianity and Hinduism in terms of nonviolent protest.

Yeah. But it was not Gandhi who actually developed that in correspondence with letters with Leo Tolstoy. You know Tolstoy? You know Tolstoy? No, tell me. Fucking Tolstoy wrote Warren Peace. Yes, yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm an idiot. You just need to know that. Who like at his end ended as a Christian mystic. And he developed in letters. I love Christian mystics. It's the it's the best in letters with Gandhi. It's the letters with Gandhi. It's the CW show. Letters to Gandhi. Letters to God, the guys. You guys are the best. Guys. Thanks, guys. We have one more episode at the end of the year. We're going to drop me in XG. Sean, you are great. Thank you. Your beliefs on the cliombed out of all of the Clinton. Yeah you were like they're not as bad as the guy who's been here for two years. I think I I think I wormed out of all of those questions successfully. But we had to do more on Jesus I love this we got started a little late so we got a jam. XG thank you so much man. We will see you in the 2019 Aaron. Nice to meet you sir. Aaron. Your ignorance fuels us to work harder okay and we'll to you. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to th. th. the to th. the th. the the th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We the. the. the. the. to. to. toda. today. the. the. the. the. We the. We the. We th Thanks Aaron. One more episode dropping the Q&A, but if not, we'll see you guys in 2019.

At Sean. Joshi, two A's. Go check them out. All right guys. Oh, yeah. All right, guys. Take care. Bye. Thanks.