Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #152: Sam and XG Answer Your Questions On The Happy New Year

Episode Date: January 1, 2019

Thank you for tuning in for another fun festive episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This end of year podcast episode XG and myself answer all of your questions. Thank you so much for all of your love and support. We couldn't have done it without you. Happy New Year to all you Ronin, Mad Hatters and all of you Truth Seekers! 2019 is going to be insane!

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That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron! This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind Tim Foil Hacks. Yeah, welcome to another episode of Tim Foil Hat. You know who I am, you know who I'm here to do. I'm with the man, the myth, the legend, XG, and the place to be. How are you, buddy?

I'm doing great. Doing great. What's new, dude? Just chilling. Just chilling dude. Just chilling. Guys, thank you so much for the supporting my my hour special. You can catch that at on Vimeo.com. B-slashlash, on demand, zero-fux. Go check it out. It's only 299. You can rent it for a dollar 99. That's the price of a candy bar. It's 35 minutes. And then I'm releasing my comedy special, December 15th, or 14th and 15th. And that will be the second part of it. And it's, I'm super excited about it. I'm super excited. The feedback has been great. And I'm very, very thankful that everybody would check it out.

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You know, I love this whole thing man. We live in interesting times. We live in interesting times. You know we got the ruins, shout out to the ruins. People be wondering what that is or where they can contact them and I'm like, you ain't allowed to know fuckers. Yeah, dude. That's selected. We'll see. We'll let some more people in. It's a nice balance though. It's a nice balance of true seekers and like-minded people. So it's fun to just kind of have a conversation with the people in it and they help us with the show so God bless them and you know, I decided today because we've been doing a lot

of dark shows and a lot of, you know, pedophilia, direct energy weapons, which I love talking about. There's sad subjects but I'd like to talk about them. So, th. So, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, so thi, so thi, so it, so it, so it, so it, thi, thi, so it's thi, so it's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, so it's thi, so it's thi, so it's thi, so it's thi, so it, so it's thi, so it's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, energy weapons, which I love talking about. There's sad subjects, but I'd like to talk about it. Well, direct energy weapons shouldn't have been so bad, but then it landed at perfect time where it's just it was hitting some fucking, it was hitting people. It was, and we had a planned. We don't let him think that it was just like, oh, let's fucking. A month and a half. So it was just coincidence, maybe, maybe, maybe, the coincidence, people who I love to death, I just see teeing off on. It's so stupid these conspiracy people with these direct energy weapons. It's just like, why don't you ask the question, man?

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If some house is almost going to defend it. And that's always the thing to find print in this insurance bullshit. I bet you someone in the fine print and if your house burns in November, it doesn't su- it's not a summer month. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a their their their, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the, all the, the, you know, you hear a million excuses now because the houses aren't built the same stuff, so they burn quicker. Literally, this has just been in two years. This has happened. Two years. Like, the, the size of the fire has doubled. In two years. It's unbelievable. And everybody keeps telling me it's about drought, okay, fine.

Then why aren't the trees burning? Oh, because they have water. Well, is it a drought or do they have water? Which one is it? He's just fucking open over mind. I didn't think about that. You know, it's just, it's, it's, I just love asking to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the troomeckoomeckoombeauoombeauoombeauoombeauoombeauroombeauoombeauoombeau.eauauau?e. that's. their the their that. You know, it's just, it's, I just love asking the questions, man. I just love to ask the questions. And people are just afraid to and I'm just like, how, how close does it have to get for people

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What happened, man? What happened to this country, dude? We have to wake up, man, stop fighting with each other and start just really freaking Focusing on just healing man. You know, it's just like it's really weird, man. It's been really weird. It's just like these last, it seems like the last, what? At least the last two, but easily the last, I would say last five. It's just been chaos. Yeah, I thought Obama was going to fix it, but like we said on the last episode, it's

just he had, he didn't fix shit. He deported more people, he deported more people than Trump. Aaron, real quick. What is Brock Obama's biggest, biggest accomplishment? I mean, getting any kind of Medicare bill across has never happened in the last 20 years. So, I mean, whether it didn't have enough, obviously, because we all, I think everyone in this room probably supports a single payer for everyone, but, you know, it was a start. I knew something was up was when he passed that bill. And, I knew something was up was that. I that. I knew something was up was when he passed that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I, that. I, that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I mean, I th, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thr. thr. thr. thi. thr. thi. thi. thi. thi. everyone, but you know, it was a start. I knew something was up was when he passed that bill. Insurance company's stocks skyrocketed. You know, I mean it's not a perfect bill, I get it, man. I mean, we do need something. I just don't want to have to file bankruptcy when I get a you know, a procedure done at the hospital.

I should be able to get it done without completely destroying. You know, it's just ridiculous. But other than that, what was Brock Obanimous, I keep hearing he's the greatest president? What did he do? What did he do? Most drones than anyone? More drones? Deported more people than anyone. They complain about Trump, but I mean... Yeah, and you're Mexican, if their their their their their their their th. If th. If th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi. th. throk? throk? throzee throa? thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to thi. thi. to to to thi. to to to to the? to the? to thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. the. toe. toe. toe. than anyone. They complain about Trump, but I mean... Yeah, and you're Mexican. If anyone knows this, it's XG. Yeah, I mean, Trump ain't the best, but I mean, no one's getting deported right now. There's no one's really getting deported. I remember when Obama was in. People were getting deported. Yeah, dude. I mean, they just weren't talking about it Obama is, Obama's the really good-looking smooth guy that gets all the pussy and just all the girls just get fucking

using abused. He was the Chris Brown. Yeah dude he's sweet talker got it going and just now it's and you know Trump's listen dude and I'm just gonna say this I'm not Trump guy either I root for Trump because I want him to do well because he's the president just like I rooted for Obama for Obama for a. the the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. the the th. the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. trump guy either I root for Trump because I wanted to do well because he's the president just like I rooted for Obama for a couple years and I realized it was all bullshit you know and he just kept continuing the the policies of George Bush who we just gave an award to to. It's just unbelievable man. Dumb and dumber giving an award to each other. Oh yeah and Joe Biden it's like dude to do it's like. It's like you. you. you. you. you. th you, th you, th you, th you, th you, th you, th you, th you, th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the thi thi thi thi tho tho tho th like I tho tho thoom, I thoing I thoing I thoing I thi thu thu th. I I I th. I I th. I I th. I I th. I th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi the thu to to thu to to thu to thu thu to thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu-dumb and dumber giving an award to each other. Oh yeah, and Joe Biden, it's like, dude, you're, what are you doing?

You're a Democrat, why are you giving him an award? And that's just let you know it's all theater. So I just want to take a little step back from doing all these stuff. We've got some great shows coming up. We're going to be doing some black nobility coming up. I want to do Jonestown, Bermuda Triangle. We're going to do a couple of those. We're trying our hardest to do your suggestions, man. I'm very busy and I'm working hard on it. But just think what, the show's going nowhere. We got for eternity. We're going to do all of them. We're going to do all all the conspiracies. the to get the so so so the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to tournity. We're going to do all of them. We're going to do all the conspiracies. So we'll get to your soon.

So your input is very important. If you want to, send me an email, send to Timfoyle, Hat, pod at Gmail, and just, you know, tell us what topic you want to do. And I work with Ellie and she helps me try to book people people people people people to book people thought today would be fun is if me next she answered your questions. We took your call and we answered your questions and I thought it be fun. So we took from the patron, Twitter, the ruins, wherever I put on Facebook, wherever I could reach somebody I asked and ask questions we got some. So here we go. Here we go.

You ready? Steve, this Steve from the 607, which is running from, nice. If you could choose any conspiracy for the mainstream media to finally admit to be true, which would it be? JFK? I'm sorry, that should, come on on it's already out there. Yeah, it's already out there. I would like them to admit Flat earth now. I'm not even in the flat earth. I just want to watch people's heads explode All right, then I got to go with aliens

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I don't know, man, maybe. I just think it's ridiculous. Think we live in this universe all by ourselves. If we do it's a be interesting. I mean like they basically, you know, I mean like the government said they had a UFO Department and nobody bad an eyelash. I really don't think anybody will care anymore. If you said aliens is this I really don't believe anyone would care. I think if Trump said it we still wouldn't believe that fucker. Yeah, it's interesting right. I mean like no th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi they they're th. the the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they they're. I they they they they're. I they're. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. I they. I they. I they. I they. I tip. I tip. I they. I they. I the they. I the the they. I the the the the the the the the they. I think if Trump said it, we still wouldn't believe that fucker. Yeah, it's interesting, right? I mean, like, no matter what he says, they go freaking crazy. It's unbelievable to me, the vitriol towards the president. Even if you hate him, it's just like, I mean, like Bush.

Bush is a piece of shit. I would still, even though I hate him, there'd be a little, there'd be a professionalism. It's unbelievable to me how the discord is now about how fucking dumb this guy. And you know, you know, my girlfriend watches John Oliver and she just, um, and he just racks on Trump man. It's just, okay. You never went off on Obama because they never will tell you what Obama's doing. Trump was the first-

I hate both sides. Trump was the first president where you won a sports thing, and they were like, I'm not going. It's unbelievable. It's the first time and people were like, they were okay, some people bitch and complained. But if we would have done that't, yeah, racism. Something was, it wouldn't have gone down the way it did with Trump, where he could just say, I'm not going because I don't support him.

It's so crazy. So, uh, I would go flat earth and if I can't do flat earth, I would love to do, I would love to do, um, pedo gate. I wish they would just admit, man, kids are getting hurt, dude. Kids are getting hurt. That'd be so much fun. That'd be fucking great, dude. Just watch the internet. Fucking melt. Or I would like them to admit that Michelle Obama's got a dick. That'd be great. Dude, do you think there's any chance Michelle Obama's got a dick?

Aaron. No. Okay. Not at all. Even though her book is titled, How I Became Michelle Obama? That's creepy shit, man. No. Okay, keep your mind open. All right, next question.

Sarah Thompson. Who is your dream guest? If you get anybody on here, who would you like like and it could be of all time maybe? Fuck Jesus Fuck it and Jesus Christ, yeah, you'd like to talk to him. Yeah, what would you want to talk to him? I grew up supposed to think that he was Well, I grew up Catholic, so trust me. I'm supposed to I praised them for a little bit. I want him like, what? What? What? What? What? What? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be to be to be to be to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the th. the the the the. the the. trust me, I'm supposed to, I praised them for a little bit. I want to be like, how the fuck did you get yourself to be the fucking, yeah? The ruler of the world for a little bit. Like, what did you do?

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like 14 years old. You gotta get him early, dude, got curbstamped that. The world be a much better place that guy didn't exist. So I definitely curb stomp him. Who else would I like to get? I'd like to get Norm Chomsky on here. That'd be kind of sweet. Okay. George Carlin would have been nice. Bill Hicks. I would like that. Um. Um. No. No, not feeling that one? Nah. Not Bill. What am I. Give me. He'd like to tell me out to work clean while he's raping chicks? No, no, no thank you. No, th th th th th th th th th th th th. No, no. No, no. No. No. No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. th. th. th. am I? Gibbidi, he'd like to do. He'd tell me out to work clean while he's raping chicks? No, no, thank you. Who else? That's it, man, that's probably it.

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So Hillary has to win before she wins. If she runs again, the Democrats are the biggest idiots on the planet. Felix Alvarez, fuck Mary Kill. Lizard people, Bigfoot, gray aliens. Killing Bigfoot, he'll eventually try to fuck me. So I don't want to me or me. Yeah. Fuck lizard people, and I'm married aliens.

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I can't read that shit. For sure, dude. All right. What's next? Brah do an action-Bronson alien-aien-style episode where we just watch it. They want you to get high as fuck. I mean like I don't get high but I don't do that. But then it's like, yeah, maybe we'll do that. We'll watch an ancient aliens, we'll just talk shit while we do it. That might be fun or we'll watch like we'll just pick a doc. I know what did you okay so this was I watched this a stupid documentary that really fucked through my head you remember the mermaid one? The mermaid no on the Discovery Channel yeah you did dude it goes on Discovery Channel I could have sore I believe the mermaids for like six months I couldn't believe that that the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery. the discovery the discovery the discovery. the discovery the discovery the discovery the discovery. the discovery. the discovery. the the the the the the the discovery the discovery the discovery chi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they they would they would they'll just they'll just they'll just they'll just they'll just they'll just the the disc. the disc. We we'll just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the disc. We'll just the the the the the the the the the the they. We'll just just. We'll just. We'll just they. We'll just they. We'll just. We'll just. We'll just. We'll just. We'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I Discovery Channel. I could have swore, I believe, the Mermaids for like six months. I couldn't believe that the Discovery Channel was like, oh, we're going to put this out

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You run them over the boat. Oh, that's fucked up. You've got to hurt. It happens a lot. It is Florida. What's the weirdest heckler you've ever had? This is from Rachel Ray. That last Bronson question was Bradley Hammer. Rachel Ray, what's the weirdest heckler you ever had? I told the story on the movie that I did. It was, I got heckled by a woman who told me I stole Joe Rogan's jokes.

And I called Joe Rogan up. And I made a bet with her because she was like this she's this tiny chick with big ass tits I go if Joe says it's your your if he says if Joe says it's his joke I'll quit comedy if he says it's nice joke you have to come here and let this dude motorboat your titties okay and so we called him and he called me back and uh so we put on speaker phone and I'm like hey Joe do you do a joke about getting your ass kicked by your girl he's like no dude I don't do that joke. Sam Tripoli doesn't have to steal material go fuck yourself bitch and the

whole place went nuts it was the greatest heckle kill ever and titties got more about it no she uh she went nuts on everybody and the chicks in the bar basically beat the shit out of her. Oh fuck. She should have let that guy just motorboat her tits. Yeah, should he just let the motorboat your tits? Um, next question from Theodore Spencer. What is your in-death thoughts on Parkland Sandy Hook? I think they are total conspiracy to them. We'll love to hear your tho- that that that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one, that one, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooo conspiracy them will love to hear your thoughts. But we did a I mean, no, we haven't that one.

You know, that's a hard topic. That's a hard topic because if you say something people go nuts. I think it has all the earmarks of a dark hands. I mean Sandy Hook's one thing Parkland for sure, for sure dude for for sure. Again it's Broward County man. We have to do an episode on Broward fucking County, just the county. Just all the shit that's come out of it, the 9-11 hijackers, this guy who sent bombs, who else? The Parkland shooting, the guy who flew from Alaska was allowed to get on with a gun and land in Fort Lauderdale and start shooting everybody up. He flew with a gun? He flew with a gun. They let him flue with the gun.

It's just all bullshit, dude. You know, and that's where all the shit goes down. So I, I, I, uh, we need to do an episode on that. We need to do an episode on that. But 100% I think that Parkland was dark arts. Kids died, but it was dark arts for sure. Yeah, I'm not saying the, people passed away for sure. But I just think somehow it wasn't just as simple as some guy was like, hey, I'm fucking crazy. the. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. I'm, thi. I'm, uh, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I'm, to. I. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I, th. I, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. think somehow it wasn't just as simple as some guy was like hey I'm fucking crazy I'm gonna walk in and do this just because no

motive no nothing just like the Vegas guy I did the only problem I have with the Vegas guy is he just left no motive I just I think you'd leave something to do it was an arms deal that's an the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like the the book the pale horse talks to behold the pale horse talks about it about how they're going to have school shootings he had a very high up he had a Q clearance in the Navy and he could he got all the documents he basically saw that they were going to use school shootings to try to get to, basically create gun laws. Yeah, create gun laws.

You know, and second women away. Why do it's like, it's all so specific what they hear. Hit. You ever notice that? Like, nobunc. Nobody goes after like the Westboro Baptist Church, right? Nobody hits up, why does anybody hit up the NRA? Why doesn't anybody hit up the Klu Klux Klan? And not the NRA and Klu Klux Klan are the same things, but like why don't they ever hit these bad things to go shoot these things up? It's

always very emotional things that they hit. And why they hit country bars so much and country music. Because country people love guns. Love guns. You're trying to somehow be like, hey, stop loving guns. Yeah. They gotta. That's what I think of what happened with the- People should look at what happens when a country loses their guns, dude. Russia, China, mass murder. The government's committed mass murder, got rid of everybody who talked shit. Right after they got rid of guns. When Hitler could roll through Europe because nobody. their. their. their. their. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. their. their. th. th. Hey. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their they. Stop, tooes. Stop, toe. Stop, toe, to to to to to guns. When Hitler could roll through Europe because nobody had guns. You know, I mean if we just keep our intelligence community in check, we won't have a lot of these free shooters. I'll tell you, most of these high impact events have a dark hand involved.

I had these guys from, um, Boston come and hang out with me and they asked me about the Boston bombing and what I thought and I go well those two bombers who conveniently were there one his backpack didn't look like the backpack they showed blown up to those two guys their uncle was in head of a CIA training in that area of the region where they're from. And then there were a bunch of guys in black military fatigue walking around, one with a back path they looked a lot alike it. So that's all I must say about that.

People did lose your lives, people did all that. I don't get into the hoax shit as much. Because it just like you're better off safe than sorry and just saying people died. That's my opinion, you know. Um, so what's your opinion? Fuck. That's one of those ones where it's just like, I just don't know what to think. Like I know, I think it, like I said, I think people died, like 100% people died. But like I said, like you say, it's a dark arts. I think some, like I don't think that guy just showed up and decided to say I'm going to kill people. I think there. I think it goes back it back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they they their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their th. I tho. I tho. I the. I the. I the. I the. I theee. I the. I theeee. I theea. their their their their their the. I the country music festival in Vegas and it's down but who was it down Valzarian was there yeah super country super gun promoter trying to grab guns yeah yeah

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in him you believe in that right now I believe like what Henry was saying on the last episode I believe it was the Secret Service guy who accidentally basically did the headshot yeah the conspiracy is covering him up yeah for his safety there's a there's like three people that it could be it could be it could be. the. the. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I the the th. I th. I the th. I the the the th. I the th. I the the the the there. I there. I there. I th. I there. I there. I there. I there. I mean. I mean. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I there. I th. I there. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the there the there the the the the the the did the headshot. Yeah. The conspiracy is covering him up for his safety. There's like three people that could be. It could be James, four people, James Files, it could be a secret service guy in the car behind who lifted his gun up and popped them. Then it's the driver too. They say the driver if, that they took some, uh, some of the, a little bit of the, uh, a the the the, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a the, a, a, a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, they. There, the, they. There, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there, there's, there's, there, there's, there's, there, there, there, there, too. They say the driver, that they took some of the, a little bit of the film out to make it so you couldn't see it,

but supposedly he turns around and shoots him. It's very interesting. All I know is that the international bankers, the CIA, the mafia, they were all part of it as well. I mean, they definitely, the only problem I have dude is like, okay, if, why is he draw his gun? Because there's a fucking shooter, right? Yeah, they heard the first, at that point, there'd been at least two shots. So, because the first shot missed, second shot hits him in the back.

In between the first shot missed, second shot hits him in the back. In between the shoulder blades. Then there's some people think Jackie Onassis. Well that's just insane. That is just insane, right? Some people think Jackie O'Nassus. Do you have a conspiracy that, what was the first conspiracy you believed in, Aaron?

I mean, like, like I said that one. That's it JFK? Yeah JFK is like one of my favorite movies you know so I was full bored to that but now I obviously don't think that's I think a lot of that's been disproven just forensically at this point. Right, right. But it's still a great piece of movie, great piece of cinema. What is yours? Oh God sorry sorry. You know, I've said it on the show, I would love it if Sasquatch were real. I want a big foot so bad. You want a big foot? I want to believe that there is still places on this. I think he's an interdimensional traveler. Cool. I think he's comes in our dimensions. I would love it if... I want? An articulate one came in and was a guest in the show.

That would be amazing. I would like that. Okay that. So now we know Aaron Aaron would interview if he could interview anybody. I do Rothschild you would do Jesus, he'd do Bigfoot. Yeah, there we go. I like that. What was your first conspiracy? I gotta go back to Aaron. Big, my dad's a big hunter. So whenever I heard a Bigfoot, I made this mothfucker buy me night vision goggles. They were 300 bucks. I know he bought him. How hungry? I was like eight or nine when he would take me with him to go fishing.

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That's why we can't find him. You know, I mean, they are constantly finding new species in the jungle, you know, but that's deep into the jungle. I think we know most of the species here in the United States, right? I mean, like, where does Bigfoot fo go, Maine? No, he's in like Washington state. It's dense. Out in the dense forest of Washington and Fris Columbia. That's so funny.

He was on vacation down in Southern California. All right. My first conspiracy where I knew some was up. I say it all the time. The Iron Sheik, Hacks all Jim Dugin, got busted in the car drunk together and they're supposed to hate each other in pro wrestling and I realized that they That was all lie It's not a conspiracy so much. There's a there's a thing in wrestling. I've read Brett the Hitman Hearts Autobiography because I'm a huge fan. It's just a thing called K-fabe where it's like you don't betray.

It's like Daniel Day Lewis staying in character, like you just don't betray it in public as best you can. And it's not a conspiracy so much as these two dudes just fucked up. Well, yeah, I guess it's not a conspiracy, but it is that they were lying to us. Yeah, yeah, that there was,that there was lies in public. Yeah, that was a big lot. That's when I realized, oh, there's something else going on to. Well, not the, and not the, that the wrestling itself isn't 100% real. Just, I mean, like, the, listen, the wrestling is real. I mean, like, oh, no, I believe it's. I believe that too. Yeah, those guys are amazing athletes. That's why they're all fucking hopped up on painkillers.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's why they- Those are real hits died early and yeah, it's... They are real athletes taking real hits. Just the outcomes are predetermined. Yeah, and, but you know, it's the the theater, dude. So what? Who cares? It's just meant, I just they's they's they's they's, it's just it's so I just hate how they're in gay shape now That's my problem. I don't like the homo erotic look. I want the old tie-tons on when they got the tie-tons and stuff like the rock was one of the first one who did it. I remember the rock would come out with this tie-ton back in the day. Yeah, I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't want I don't want I don't I don't want I don't want I don't want I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't like. I don't like. I don't like I don't. I don't. I don't. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't want. I don't want. I don't want. I don't want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I don't want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want.over fighting. All right, next question.

Robert Kabababa, where did you meet? And for XC and Sam, the number one conspiracy you think is true, not JFK, not 9-11, because we all know what's up with that? And what's the number one conspiracy you think is false? Hmm. Hmm, hmm, Hmm. Hmm. Um, where do we meet? Do you came at the comedy store?

Yeah, he came out and said, hey, what's up? He knows my homie George. Yeah, I produced his show. I do produce his podcast and I heard Ryan dipped out and I was like, hey, I'm trying to to try and to. thin, ding, ding, ding'm trying to step in, but if you're looking for someone, ding, ding, ding, ding, and he was like, I'll let you know, I'll hit you up, give me, give me your number. And next thing you know, I was like, he gave me, gave me text, I was like, oh, fuck, all all right, let's do it.

I love it, dude, I'm glad you do one with strippers. Yeah, I do one with George. He works at a strip clip. Him and some guy named Sae Dick Eddie. This mothucker, they're crazy, dude. They work at a strip club every day. It's a whole different vibe. No aliens, no fucking conspiracies, just straight nasty stories about these guys.

Like here, example, something that blew my mind. Strippers go on stage on their period or without their period. They just cut the string. That's it, that's nasty. They just cut the string. I've seen girls just dancing with the string hanging out. Yeah, it's they don't. They need their money.

They're there to make the money. Vaginas bleed, thi. Okay, second part is, what's the number one conspiracy you think is true and what's the number one that you think is false? The one I think is true and I know it's true, pedogate, it's 100% true. It's without a doubt, it would, there is so much evidence that people would literally, have to be the most unlucky human beings on the planet for this to be false. There's so much evidence, convictions, people convicted over and low-level associates of the Clintons and very powerful, powerful Washington DC people.

It happens all the time. Anthony's Weiner's laptop had kitty porn on it. I mean... The way I see is if women are getting harassed or that's happening to them in the industry, young women. You don't think it's happening to young men? It's obviously if there's a hashtag me too for women. There's a hashtag for women. Where are the hashtag for men?

I haven't heard one single person say it, but I know it has to happen. Yeah. I know it has to happen here somewhere, but obviously men don't talk about it because Well, I mean like pedophilia, nobody cares because they can't spin it into a diversity showcase or an acting gig or a writing gig, so nobody cares. I mean, dude, we've said before on the show, fucking Penn State didn't lose a minute of field time. Not a minute. What? Oh, yeah. What? That's the thing you and I can fully agree on. I don't think they should even have a football program after what happened.

As some you lost their program, got the death penalty because people took money. Yeah, that's bullshit. Dude, it's found out that the board of the Board of Regents of Penn State allegedly was fucking running a ring dude. I mean it's like come to man. Look at, look at... Regardless, even if that's not true, it's like you had this happening for decades, you knew it was going on, you didn't stop it. you're done. You're done. the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that thaton. that. that. th. that. that. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe toe toe toe toe toe to the the the the the the the It's like you had this happening for decades. You knew it was going on. You didn't stop it. You're done. You're out. Not a minute of time. How many Catholic priests go to jail? They don't. They just get replaced. They just get moved somewhere else. That's it. Like all these guys, like all the church is meant to these guys. Where are these guys? Are they going to trial? Do the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Ar their their. Are. Are. Are. their their their their their their. their their. their. their. their. they they they're. they're just. they're just. they're just. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. tha. their. their. tha. tha. tha. trie. tria. tria. tria. tria. try. try. tria. try. te. te. tea. tea. toda. today. today. today. today. today. today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah., like all the church is midst of these guys? Are they going to trial? Do they go to trial, Aaron?

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whether it was Cambridge and Licks, I don't know what, or whether it was just straight up hacking, I don't know, but it wasn't the Russians. I mean, maybe they did a little, but it wasn't the Russians. It's all bullshit, dude. And she's a loser, and I can't believe she's thinking about running again. I cannot believe it. She's hiking. We just heard she's hiking. She's fucking hiking. She can't even walk without falling asleep. What do you think is the number one? What's your, what are you, what are yours? My number one that I think is for real, I'm gonna go back to them making crack and cocaine different prices. Yeah, I think that was for sure going after-

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So you think they're real, but every time I look into it, I don't know. But it's just. It's just weird that no dinosaurs discovered till. Yeah, they haven't been discovered till what? 1800s? 1800? It's just fucking weird. There's a funny thing that went, a meme that went around and said that George Washington died on this day.

Which means George Washington did know there was dinosaurs. Boom. I mean he didn't know a lot of shit. Like what? Like a lot of shit we know like how to use soap properly like he didn't you know he didn't know a lot of shit. All right thanks for fucking shit and all over my birthday. There's also excavation techniques we didn't, we didn't own the land that the dinosaur, a lot of dinosaurs have been found on, like North Dakota and shit. We didn't have that land until after he was dead. Yeah, but does it change the fact of what I said? They died not knowing there as dinosaurs. Yeah. So, so what's your point? God damn it, next question.

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I think it's a giant money grab. I think it's gonna be stupid. We're never gonna see it. NASA's a money grab, a giant money grab. Ah, here we go. The retro futurist. Why is Celine Dion so obviously promoting gender neutrality with Illuminati, Satanic, Pedophilia, Demotic Symbolism? Does the outrage culture protect evil like this because they're too afraid to speak out against obvious evil?

Dude, this guy hates Celine Dion, huh? I didn't even know that. My mom listens to Celine Dion. What does she, what do you mean she's gender neutral? Because she doesn't have big boobs and a fat ass? Is she not twirking? Is she using symbolism? I don't know, when you get that big, I think you're in the dark hearts anyways I think when you get that big into entertainment you've either took it in the butt

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That's what I think it's more like, because Mexicans don't care. I'm not saying Mexicans aren't homophobic. I think that's over it. Yeah, I mean, I, I, I, homophobia is definitely real. There's still people get weirded out. But I think people are cool with it, but they still get weirded out. Like trans, let's face it, trans isn't about women dressing like men. Transphobia is about guys dressing like dudes. I mean, guys dressing like women.

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Well, it's South Park. They shit on everything. Last two questions. This is from Bearron Smoo. What is the connection correlation between American mass shootings and big pharmacy? Deliberate or coincidental? These kids are all on all of them. They're all on they're all in antidepressants. I don't know how I mean that's not a that's not like a coincidence. coincidence is... I mean I'd say they're they're all I'd saypressants. I don't know how, I mean, that's not a, that's not like a coincidence. Coincidence is, I'd say three or four of them, but they're all on it.

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It's definitely weird, do. It's definitely weird. I think it is. I think these video games, I get a lot of shit for this you do these pharmaceuticals, puts chemicals in your brain. They do have the technology to put thoughts in your head from your television, from your phone. That was a patent technology that exists.

100%. It is 100% happens. That is my belief. Every one of these shooters say they hear they hear voices in their head tell them to do it. They're susceptible. I would get off antidepressants if I was you. Final question. Ah, Parevas Khorala. Why don't aliens visit India? They do. They do. The whole religion over there. What's the religion over there? Hinduism is all based on aliens visiting India.

Isn't that the woman with the hands? Yeah, the hands. They have these flying shit. Yeah, it's all real, dude. They do visit over there. They do like rednecks. I don't know why. Aliens like the probe rednecks. I don't know why. It's just weird. They're always jacking rednecks. And nobody cares. Nobody cares. It's white privilege. Yeah. How about that for white privilege? White privilege. They're not. Dude is Mexico. Do they get abducted in Mexico at all? I'd say they say they do. I wouldn't know. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. there. there. there. there. their. their. their. their. they. they. their. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they's. they's. they's. they's. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're they're they're to. to. to. to. to. to. they're to. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they say they say they do. I wouldn't know. There's 200, there's 20 million people in Mexico in the city of Mexico. I know some of them are getting fucking kidnapped. Yeah, if it's not if it's not alien it's they passed out in the neighbor put something up their ass but they're claiming it's a

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