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Starting point is 00:08:48 Nobody's with me on that one? Okay. Joining me in studio. He's got a wonderful podcast. He's a good friend of mine. I call him up all the time and we just scream at each other about what's going on the world. And I thought what a better guy to have on to talk about this sad day and comedy. Please welcome Josh Denny. How are you, Josh? Good.

Starting point is 00:09:08 Josh, you have any dates coming up you like to tell anyone about? No, actually I'm working on new stuff right now. So as soon as I, as soon as I get this new chunk done, I got a podcast called The Implications of Josh Denny. It's a little bit like a conspiracy podcast in the sense that we talk about the problems but then we really just riff the worst possible solutions for them. So it's more or less like... You're like an anti-hero. Yeah in a way and it's and the fun of it to me is that sometimes sometimes we actually accidentally stumble on good solutions

Starting point is 00:09:47 by messing around and not taking anything seriously. So, you know, I actually, it's so funny, we did a episode about the homeless and we talked about cannibalism as a solution. And then, obviously, we're kidding. And then, like, Sweden Sweden put a story out basically like I say Sweden like they just publish their own news this well the country has one newspaper but there was an article that came out of Sweden that was like

Starting point is 00:10:14 maybe maybe a good way to thin the population would be cannibalism and it's just like you can't make this shit up like you're just and they warn you of it they're gonna try to Normalize pedophilia and cannibalism and then they do it. Yeah, I was like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wow It's how about you first that well you jump on that? Yeah, yeah, also where would you start with if you started eating people? What would you? Oh, I mean, the babies? Oh, I mean, thou' the babies? Oh, their? Oh, the they? Oh, they? Oh, they? Oh, they? Oh, they? Oh, they? Oh, they? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh The tender meat. I don't know, dude. I mean, they probably go Chinese, dude. Do you think so? Oh yeah, dude, all the body harvesting. Who do you think is the most tender of the people? That's a great question. Chinese?

Starting point is 00:10:53 Yeah, tender. Yeah, no, nice. You know, I go Korea, I think. I mean, Latin Americans are in, it's like a basic to anybody poor. I think you were about to say, oh, you know, Latin America is a very interesting, you know, human region of quizzing. Well, I'm trying to think about where they like, where are they doing all the body harvesting? You've heard me do a bit about that, right. No. It's only when you look at the stuff because I used to host a show on Food Network and you look at some of the travel shows where they're like what can we pretend can be food? It's almost like they have these shows like Andrew Zimmern's show where he what's called bizarre food or bizarre eats or whatever. And he basically travels the world doing like fear factor stuff where he's like I'll eat half of an alive bird because they love it in Thailand. It's like. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, their, their, what, what th. thr, what's tho, what's th. th. th. th. th. th. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what can, what, what th. What, what can, what th. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thr-I's, thr-c, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're their, they're their, their, their, their, what can't their, the world doing like fear factor stuff where he's like I'll eat half of an alive bird because they love it in Thailand.

Starting point is 00:11:45 It's like now I'm never I will never do that super gross. But I've I wonder how long. What is the purpose like you had a food network show what is it? What did what it when you get on that you hope to what to eat for free everywhere. To eat food everywhere. That was great. Like being paid to eat is essentially what it is. But that is a fat man's dream.

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Starting point is 00:13:45 Oh my god, it's all, it's the worst. Dude, have you ever had sex with a chick who's like, nope, no, I'm scared. I just want to, I just got to let you know, that I've got to let you know, that I've been date women for the last five years. So you're the first guy I've hooked up. And like, that immediately you become the Jackie Robinson of Dick.

Starting point is 00:14:12 We're like, you have to represent your people. Yeah, or else nobody gets a shot at this again. Yeah, she's going back to the softball games. Yeah, she's going back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. th right? She's going back to the Rockford Peaches. You're throwing everything you fucking ever learned in your life. Yeah. That's crazy. Well, speaking of sadness, um, today was a very sad day in comedy. A gentleman named Shane Gillis got dropped by Saturday Night Live. Saturday Night Live has decided that they can't stand the

Starting point is 00:14:46 controversy. I'm really shocked too, because I thought this was just done for press. I thought this was press. Saturday Night Live does this stuff, but now I realize their whole theory is either, you know, either way they win because if they don't get rid of them, everyone's going to tune in to see how their first episode goes. If they get they they they they they they they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they're they'll get they'll get they're they're they're they're they're they're they get they get they get they get they get they get they they get they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. everyone's gonna tune in to see how the fucking first episode goes. If they get rid of them, then he'd get brownie points for getting rid of the bad guy. They did the same thing with Melissa V. Signor, and they did the same thing with Leslie Jones right before they announced that she was part of the All. I guarantee you, if you go deeper and deeper and deeper and everything, Saturday Night Live is behind this. Yeah, I mean, the Melissa Vio Senor thing I think sticks out really strongly because

Starting point is 00:15:37 basically the exact same thing happened. And this is the one thing that drives me nuts about what people say is, and NBC played into this fallacy, people go, oh they just didn't do any homework on this guy or they didn't vet, they don't vet their cast members enough. Let me tell you something. I had a show on cable and... No, I'm saying, no, I'm being insulting to it. I had a fucking 30 minute food show on cable.

Starting point is 00:16:08 There was a background check done on me that was like a phone book thick. Before they ever even offered me what's called a futures contract, which says, if this new show, here are the terms of your contract for the first five years or whatever. Before you sign any deal with a network to do a show, that's the thing. So do you think that NBC and a show like S&L that's been on the air for 50 years now?

Starting point is 00:16:36 Is that they don't have any, they don't have legal looking into people before they announce cast members? They don't announce before the deal is done, generally. So if a deal is done, that means the background check has been done and they went all good on the home front. Or did they go? They went all good. Melissa V. S.

Starting point is 00:16:54 Sena, is very interesting because she deleted all these tweets. Well, in the question you run into there is like, who's doing that? Is that the PR for S&L who's going in deleting the tweets? Or is it her or is it her her team PR doing that? Her agent probably got told by S&L hey if she's got any weird tweets get rid of them and then they wait and watch. Yeah with Melissa she deleted 3,000 tweets. Yeah, it got destroyed. Within minutes of her being called Being told hey, you got Saturday Night Live and it's announced Boom this story's already out right It was like it was like this one. It was like literally she got announced in the next day It was like oh, she that I'm dressed and Lcast eliminates sick three thous000 tweets and they're all like,

Starting point is 00:17:46 I'm going on a date with a black guy, I'm nervous. Hey, she went on a date and I guarantee you, not that she fucks around, she's probably banged black guys. Yeah, and my opinion is if you bang a black guy is a chick, it's hard to be racist. Now guys can bang chicks and be told racist. Oh, dude so? Oh dude, our grand wizards would go balls deep in Beyonce. They would even, they look around and still, and still hate her? Still hate her? Oh, wow.

Starting point is 00:18:13 Still hate it be like, oh, you're not. You're not supposed to. You mean to tell me you can fuck someone you can fuck someone you can fuck someone. So Leslie Jones. Yeah. Now Leslie. I won't fuck her. No matter how much money you throw it on this table.

Starting point is 00:18:29 She might not fuck you either. You don't know. I bet she won't. Yeah, I bet she won't. But she might. It's like, It's like, no. to bang her all the time. Really? Yeah all the time. You should get in there. Maybe, you never know. She is, she like six, three? Yeah. Yeah, I love Leslie Jones. And you know, you know,

Starting point is 00:18:47 I love her to death. Anyways, you know, I'm just thinking, you were talking earlier about what you got, what you're bringing to is this so Leslie Jones has this bit and it's about first draft slavery for draft you know and who draft who's drafting and how she would be a first round pick oh yeah yeah I remember that right right I've been doing that bit for years so she didn't that's her auditioning bit I think she When you go back, you look at like they're auditioning tapes. And I think that's the bit she did. And then, because right around then there was a controversy, and this is what happens with Saturday Night Live and Mad TV did too, where the group complains that there isn't one of that. Now I will tell you, of all of all the demographics of all all all all the demographics of all the demographics of all the demographics of all that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their their their their their their that's that's their that's their that's their their that's their that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thea. thea. that's. 't one of that. Now I will tell you, of all the demographics that I feel doesn't get represented, it's black females.

Starting point is 00:19:49 When our good friend Tiffany Hattish, he's the first black female stand-up to host Saturday Night Live in 40 years? Yeah, it's insane. That's insane. You never had Whoopi, you never had Wanda Sykes, you never had Monique, even coming off of the Oscar win. Yeah, there was plenty of opportunity to have nothing. And like dude, there's been some murderers. So I'm like, it's that black circuit where you just, these people just play urban rooms and they destroy. Yeah, there's tons of them. And like none of them played it. Give me a break. Nell Carter? Nothing. Nothing. T the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. These they. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These the th. These the th. These th. These th. These th. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. These people. People. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th played it. None of them played it. The, ah, give me a break?

Starting point is 00:20:26 Nell Carter? Nothing? Yeah. Nothing. Yeah. You know why? Because white women are the biggest demographic in the country. Well, it's not about demographics in the country.

Starting point is 00:20:34 Well, it's not about demographics. their, no, no spent on them than any other group in the country. And buy them. And buy them for them. Yeah, so like, you know, any business I've ever worked for, they talk about the fact that you know, women make something like 70% of the household purchasing decisions. That study destroyed entertainment. Oh, I agree. 100% because everything turned into like, well, how do we th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, the. And, the. And, th. And, th. And. And, th. And. And. And. And. And. And, the. Oh, I agree 100% because I don't know everything turned into like well, how do we get moms to buy toothpaste while they watch this? Yeah, and it's like, you know, that really what the core of, is that why you made S&L to get moms to buy toothpaste? Yeah, you know what I mean? At some point, it's like what master are you serving Lauren Michaels? Like, why are you still doing this after all of these years and all these people?

Starting point is 00:21:25 And for what? I mean, he's still in the tour. You've got enough money. He's a dick. You've made enough stars. If anything, at this point in my career, right, if I'm Lauren Michaels, and have I played ball all the way up until this point? Why wouldn't at this point you just be like, all right, I'm like 70. Fuck it, because dude, they like to fuck it.

Starting point is 00:21:45 They probably got chick action still. And it's that power and they love the power. Yeah, it really is. You hear about the environment. Everybody just is just at each other's throats, it's cutthroats. That's done on purpose. It's counterproductive. Yeah. Okay. So let's take a look at Saturday Live. Who is Saturday Live's writer?

Starting point is 00:22:05 It's writers. It's famously Harvard kids. Oh, always. Yeah. That whole group of Harvard kids. Yeah. And what we're seeing right now is this movement of elitist acting like they're trying to connect with the average person. In this in this instance, these millionaire Asian actors connecting with everyday Asians. Yeah. You know who does that all the time? LeBron James. All the time LeBron James talks about racism. You might waive said somebody painted the N-word on his, that was never proven. That was just put out there. Because Lebron James has to get inner-city kids to think that he's one of them. And Lebron the their city kid since he's about 17 years old and he was driving around in a fucking hummer in high school.

Starting point is 00:22:53 Yeah. Well, I'm sure he wasn't taking any money before he was allowed to. I mean the day they signs out, like, what was it? 50 million or 70 million two contract before he dribbled the ball. Before, didn't he sign that contract before he was even drafted? Yeah. God, that's forever ago now. But I mean, it's, it's ridiculous. I just, I look at the S&L thing and I don't go like, who wins? Like, what do you win? I know who loses?

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Starting point is 00:23:54 Who hold the ground in and out? Yeah. They don't give a fuck. There's nothing vegan. Well chickfilet was like, yeah, we don't care for the gays. Go, go get your chicken elsewhere. You saw how that worked out, Popeyes. Yeah, or Sunday, we're not open on Sundays. Yeah. It pisses people off more.

Starting point is 00:24:11 Yeah. Yes. So what do we do? Chick-fail said, we said, listen. sandwiches. And everyone was like, you know what? You're right. And I'm sorry I left you for Popeyes briefly, but it was my mistake and I'll be right back. Just please take us back. So what happens? I'm worth seeing this, this elitist group of people who are trying to cause this political correct chaos in this attempt to win points with their demographic. Well I think it's, I think it in a way too with Lauren. You almost wonder wonder if thiiiiiiiiiiiii th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I' th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm thi. I'm, th. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll th. I'll, I'll, I'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. I'm to. I'll the thi. I'll th it's, I think it in a way too with Lorne. You almost wonder if he's drinking the Kool-Aid now that S&L drives culture and drives political discourse and drives... I'm not... I think they really think that, and I think they think that there's some sort of responsibility to do more than just comedy. We talk about this with the open mic scene now too, too, too, too, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, their, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thin, thin, thr-a, thr-a, thrown, thrown, thr-a, thrown, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, their, their, their, their more than just comedy. We talk about this with the open mic scene now too, right? Like, there's all these young comics coming up to think like, I have to make great points.

Starting point is 00:25:08 It's like, fucking be funny first. Figure that shit out before you start going like, fucking men, right ladies? Like, it's about time for us. And it's like, be funny first. Where does any of that lead to exclusion? Well, it ultimately leads to to to to to to to to to the thiiiiiii, it leads thi, thi, thi, thi, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, the the their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, f. their, f. F, f. F, f. F, f. F, f. F, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f, f. F, f. F, f. F, f. F, f. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. I, f. I, f. I, f. And, f. And, f. And, f. And, f. And, f. And, f. And, f. And, f. And, f-a. And, f-a. And, f. And, f. And, exclusion. It ultimately leads to saying like this is our shit now, go away. You know, it leads to fucking you making a living in outrage. And that very small group of things where you show up and you yell the people about outrage. I mean, dude, Berkeley is Outrage University. Oh yeah. Who goes to there? Smart kids and rich kids, whose parents participate in everything th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia thia thi. thi. there? Smart kids and rich kids whose parents participate in everything they're rallying against. Right. David Hogg, this kid

Starting point is 00:25:52 at this school shooting, puts out something about stolen land. David Hogg's grandfather invented and is a founder of MasterCard. His father was FBI. Right. If you go far enough I guarantee you somebody stole land. Yeah, oh I'm sure. Right. Right. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. Right. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm the the the the th, I'm th. I'm th, I'm their. I their. I their. I their. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. thi. I'm thi. thi. I you go far enough, I guarantee you somebody stole land. Yeah, oh I'm sure. Right. Right. Like, so why is this guy calling out other people? It's like the problem with Vice right now.

Starting point is 00:26:16 It's like Vice is just simply rich white kids bitching about how poor white kids are ruining the world? How gross is that when you go back and look at the start of vice and like what it was intended to be, this sort of anti-mainstream media punk rock publication? And you know, it's just like, it's so...isn't it funny how a couple years ago, like Gavin McInnes, they essentially tried to run him out of existence, right? And Gavin's a friend of mine, I consider him a friend, and as this whole thing snowballs and progresses, people are going to look back on that dude as a pariah

Starting point is 00:26:54 who was ahead of his time, who called all of the shit that's happening. And literally it was like, yeah, you know what, like, it's gonna start with, at work, you can't, you can't make jokes about trans people, you can't make jokes about gay people, and then it's gonna turn into, on TV, and in art, and in movies, and then it's gonna turn into book burning all over again. And Fahrenheit 451, where we're just burning fucking paintings because somebody was offended by it. Yeah, I mean, like, dude, did you watch the, uh, the roast last night? I had some friends of mine, they had it on, so I, I just saw what they were watching and, dude, suicide jokes, blackface jokes, every fucking joke.

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Starting point is 00:27:59 I like Pete Holmes. I don't have a problem with Pete Holmes. I wasn't happy that show got canceled because I had friends who worked on that. So that's not my thing. I had a problem with that particular episode. Yeah, well I also had a problem that, that Dove had to play that part. And only because of the kind of shit you're seeing now with Shane Gillis, where people see a dude on a podcast Fucking around making jokes Being a wise ass like we all do on podcast And then people going oh, that's his real he really fucking thinks that about Asian people's like how do you know

Starting point is 00:28:33 Right and so the problem I had with that episode is now Dove's gonna go do dates and people are gonna be like, oh are you that hack old? Olde misogynist comic from crashing? Yeah, and he's gonna have to fight that any tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. Do. Do. Do. tho. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. that's tho. that's tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho crashing? And he's gonna have to fight that anytime he makes. Dove had one of the best jokes about pedophilia that ever has ever been fucking written. Do you remember this bit? No, it is. When he was in LA, he goes, everybody wants to talk about the parents. Nobody's willing to point the finger where it belongs,

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Starting point is 00:29:52 go Jimmy O on fucking Twitter calling for people's jobs. Which is, I mean, it's insane to me. I mean, it's insane to me though that, that there is this this unwillingness to respect that there's a sarcasm or a satire to what we do like and and I've gotten into this debate on another podcast last week where somebody's talking about well as a white person it's not your place to satirize race or to make fun of race to try to take power away from it and I said why not? So you're saying that the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color the color.ry to take power away from it and I said, why not? So you're saying that the color of my skin dictates my ability to take power away from powerful structures. That's what you're saying?

Starting point is 00:30:30 Right. So what's white people should just never do comedy? Right. We should all just quit, right? Because, because of the color of my skin, I can't make fun of racism. I can't take institution. Right, exactly. What is the power scheme, That's the biggest problem with this Asian movement. It's like this cry to be, it's like there's a video that someone sent us on our Instagram, on our DM. And it's about how, this guy's talking about how the black civil rights movement has been completely hijacked by the gay rights movement, by feminism and multiculturalism, which is exactly what this is. Asians trying to get on that action.

Starting point is 00:31:13 Yeah. Right? Trying to get on the outrated action. But what they don't, see, everybody cries racism. I want to see something real quick. I have, I have the definition right here. Where, oh, where is racism? I got to find it. I have a tied. See. See, see, see, see, th. See th see something real quick. I have I have I have the definition right here where oh where is racism? I got to find it. I have a tattooed on my chest. You want to read it? What is the definition of racism?

Starting point is 00:31:34 The basically the definition it's probably got my picture right there. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Where is the definition of racism? Okay, so here we go, let me do this real quick. Definition of... The other thing that's really shitty about all this is it's so intellectually dishonest, right? Because people don't even, they don't even really do their homework. They don't even care. Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race. Now if you stop there, they have an argument.

Starting point is 00:32:13 Sure. Okay, he's antagonizing us. But if you listen to the whole fucking thing, the whole definition, it ends with of a different race based on the belief that your own race is superior. Right. That is the point that most of these people that, thate that the race, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi-uh, thi. thi-uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the based on the belief that your own race is superior. Right. That is the point that most of these people, feminist, and I know we're talking about racism here and that's a gender thing. And this particular argument, Asians don't realize. Well what I think is interesting is the concept of punching down, right?

Starting point is 00:32:43 So when people say that Chappel can't joke about women or trans people because that's punching down, white people can't joke about people of another ethnicity because it's punching down. Well, according to you, I don't think it's punching down because I don't think I'm superior. So when people go, white people can't make fun of other races, that's punching down. I go, cool, what are you a white supremacist? Because a white supremacist would think that. They would think a white person making jokes about other people is always punching down. If that's the case, right? Like, you think if I make fun of Jay-Z, that's punching down? Like, you'd have to be a fucking white supremacist to think that. So let's get into this, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thi, thi, thi, th. It, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. thi. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. that. So let's get into this man. So so Asians, the demographic of Asians has the highest standard of living out of anybody. In America or in the world? Oh, okay. In America. Dude, they don't want you to discuss the world. Apparently to all these

Starting point is 00:33:39 social justice warriors, the only thing it matters is what happens in this fucking, between these borders, which they all want to eradicate is what happens in this fucking, between these borders, which they all want to eradicate and let everybody in. And I tell you, go look at Europe and see how that's going. And there are no go zones. Okay? All right? So, but if you look at the actual, like, standard of living, Asians have the best, the best. Okay. They also have the most two-parent households. Yes. And they also have the most

Starting point is 00:34:06 PhDs or doctrines of any group. I mean, dude, they're passing the Jews. Yeah. Right? The Jews are wonderful. Which should be like the expression for anybody killing it in any game whatsoever? Yeah. This guy's lapping the Jews. This guy's about to lap the Jews except sports. Right, right. Right. Then it doesn't really fit. Right?

Starting point is 00:34:33 So what we see here is like an, so if we're going to talk punching up or punching up or punching down, there's no more punching up than Asians. Right, that's true. They're the highest of everything. Yeah. Literally, you know, treats Asians the worst of anybody? They're parents. They're parents. I do, I know Asians.

Starting point is 00:34:55 They have nightmares about how their parents push them. Oh yeah. And you know what they came out. And thiiii. And they they they they they they came they they came they they they came of Asia, so as an Asian, I know what they're talking about, okay? And I'm okay with what Shane Gillett said, because you know what? I hate when my people try to learn English on the phone too. It upsets me. All right? So, I mean, it's like the hot, dude, it's ridiculous. You look at this guy, what's his name? Oh, fuck, I have so many things. Nico, Nico Santos, right? I saw Nico Santos when he first moved to LA,

Starting point is 00:35:32 and I literally go, that guy's gonna blow up. Because he fits all the boxes. Yeah, what are the boxes? List of all gay, ethnic, right? Yeah, that's it. Those are the boxes right there right right why those are boxes well you know it's interesting about gay too is it's a certain kind of gay like gay doesn't help Tim Dylan at all Dylan's like I love cock whatever like yeah it's yeah Nico Santos is like hello yeah it's like you're like Nico Santos is like hello yeah it's like he's like he to the tell you to the tel you guys I'm like a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the to to the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to the the they. to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th tttttttttttoda. ttoda. toda. today. ttoday. th the. the. the. the. the the the the., you have to be able to float. I like how XG's just pointing at the screen and going, you get it.

Starting point is 00:36:07 Yeah. You can't even tell Tim Dylan is gay at all. The first time I met him, didn't even tell him. Yeah, he had open his mouth and say something. Yeah, I was like. You think you're really quickly when you have gay friends that aren't flamboyant is like if they don't want to fuck you, you'll never know. Let's take Rico Santos' talent, right? And let's take him out of that and put it into a regular white guy.

Starting point is 00:36:32 You know what? Does he get fast track like this? Oh no. No. Show me the white equivalent doing this shit for 20 years. Like this kid walked right into town with you, and dude, it's the truth is, it's all these fucking racist, like casting directors, or just plug in. Yeah, they're just like, here's that this one's, they'll know he's gay.

Starting point is 00:37:00 We don't even have to put it in his bio. Right? You like, dude. Well, they're casting caricature. And why in every movie right off the gate, because he's the most Asian of Asian looking? Well, and why Steve Byrne has to film the amazing Jonathan smoking fucking crank, right? Like, that's why, why? If Steve Byrne looked more Asian than he does, or behaved more Asian, because Steve Burn sounds like you were I. Click in, click in, click in. Because stereotypes work in this town.

Starting point is 00:37:29 Yes. It's just the truth. Right. Well, it's typecasting. 100%? Yeah. Show modern family. Of course.

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Starting point is 00:38:14 I'm thinking old school Sam Triply fans. Oh, okay. They would show up double hot gays where they're just like I'll do this but it's for attention You know, well, yeah, because they're a manic guy right I got cheated on so they run to lesbians and then they hook up with another smoking-out lesbian And then they get to the fucking restaurant like who's paying for this you know It's like, but don't what do we do and then they and there's one happy gaze you know what they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a the their. their. their their their their their their their happy. their happy. their happy. their happy. their happy. their happy. their happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. their. they're just happy. their. they're just a they're just a happy. they're just a happy. they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I. I's a their. I's a happy. their. I's a happy. I's a happy. I's a happy. the happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just happy. they're just a happy. they're just aamory. Let's just fuck each other but let's also get a man in here to do some housework and pay for some shit. So you got the you have the the the lipstick lesbians are happy. I have to write that because they they dip into the heterosexual shit right. Once in a while they they grant a heterosexual man. Well yeah everybody wants to go to Mekinos you know. And like once and you like my old joke it's like dude when chicks don't get dick they get angry. Yeah I see it all the time

Starting point is 00:39:13 you can tell when they got crazy in their eyes guys they're the same way they don't get laid they get creepy yeah they start watching Japanese anime they're being out in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they're their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th toy toy toy. toy. ttttoy try. try try try try. th th th thy the they they they they they they they they they're beating out in bushes. It's the same thing. When you don't get to any of that action, you get fucking weird. That's true. You gotta get the poison out. It's just like, and like, I like Jimmy O. I do. I won't ever perform with that guy again, ever. I will cancel any show I'm on with him. Dude, let me tell you something. I'd rather work with Carlos Monsea. Oh. Shots fired. I would rather. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. te. te. te. true. te. te. te. true. th. th with Carlos Mancia. Who? Then I'd work with Jimmy O. Shots fired. I would rather, man. I'd rather, and I can't stand, Carlos Mencia. But I'd rather work with that guy. Here's what I don't, here's what really bothers me and you guys can appreciate this. You're both comics, right?

Starting point is 00:39:57 The, try. Yeah. Aren't we all? But, do you remember the solidarity behind Joe when he went after Carlos? Yeah. Where the fuck is that now, comics? It's not. Where are comics stepping up and going, like that whole fucking writers' room should have been like, we're walking out. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:14 But they won't do it because they're pussy. Well, because it's like, dude, it's scary. Like this show is a pirate ship. I don't need anybody. Yeah, I can't ask all the time to do TV shows and conspiracy shit I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. But I want to get back to Jimmy. Like dude, are you really, you just, dude, you either have had it so fuck. And that same thing with fucking Nico. Like these guys just came right into town and started booking shit. And they're basically doing like gay Asian or Asian or gay blackface, right? You're doing a gay minstrel show. Yeah. You're doing an Asian minstrel show character.

Starting point is 00:40:54 Yeah. It's 100, but you're just fucking playing into the same. And I'll get in to fuck. Where's the, I need the sound thing. There we go. I also need the connect. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it's, it. It's, it. the, it. the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. the, it. the, it. the, it. It. It. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. the, it. the, it. the, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. need the I need the sound thing on here, please There we go made that uncomfortable. The sound thing. I need the I also need the connect. It's right here. It's right here. It's right here. All right, so I like Jimmy. I met Nico once nice guy. Yeah. You guys are playing stereotype. By the way you ever notice how in all the gay Asian guys headshots they look like they got fucked with an electric dick. They're always like they???? You the the the their their their their. You their their. You th their their their their their th. You their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their their. I their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I their is their their their th. I also th. I also th. I also th. I also th. I also th. I also th. I also th. I also th. I also th. I also the th. I also th.'re always like, oh, like they're about to shoot into space. What is that? That's like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:41:30 I'm gonna start doing my head shots like that. Just see what happens. Doors will open for me. You're not the gay enough. That's the problem. Even if I, even if I changed teams, it wouldn't help me. You'd have to get rid of that beard. I'm like a messy gay. Jimmy O. is from China. Jimmy O moved here, went to college, I believe in San Diego. Please, at 13 he moves here with his family. I'm waiting for the fucking racism. I'm waiting for the being held down. Because listen man if you think

Starting point is 00:42:03 as people say mean things to you, welcome to life. Yeah. I got my ass beat in fucking school until I got so funny, nobody wanted to fucking toucest me. Because I was a guy, it literally saved me one day. Dan Garrett was gonna beat the shell me, and he looked at me and he was funny. Yeah. He was going to kill me at that moment. One punch, my head would have been on the ground, I would be dead. I didn't get funny until I was, it was way later that I got funny. So I just, but what I did...

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Starting point is 00:43:04 Everything. Everything. Silicon Valley. So you have to either be, fuck, you either have had it so easy, so easy that you don't know the appreciation of getting a job. Right. Or you're so out of touch with where you are that you feel you have to make connections to your group so they feel like you're one of them.

Starting point is 00:43:31 In the industry, you think? No. Just in general? Listen, dude. I like everybody. I have friends of mine in like, like, crazy rich Asians. The movie is not for me. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:47 I didn't go see it because I know that's not for me. That's for Asians. Let them have it. But I know what that movie is about. And let me tell you, things that went on there, got it ten times worse than what these, what, Shane Gillis was saying. The stereotypes being played way worse. Well, we were talking about this before the show.

Starting point is 00:44:07 I mean, Andrew Yang coming out and being like, I prefer a comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. After the night before the debates, he made a joke about Asian doctors. Yeah, here I'm going to play this. So this is Jimmy O. I want you listen to Jimmy O. giving an interview. Okay, here we go. Ready? Paul, let me stop it. I want to play. It would have been so funny if you literally just pressed the sound by this like the then, no, then, and then you said nothing. Here, here's, here is what he got in trouble for. Shane, one of the videos that's going around that he got in trouble for. You talk about, like, th. th, the their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be, to be, to to be to be, to be, to be. to be. to be. to be. to be, to be, to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be, to be. to be, to be, to be. to. to, to, to, to, to, th. to, to, to, thi. to, thi. to, to, to, the. to, to, to. to, to. too. too. too. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to. to, to he got in trouble for. We talk about Shane Gillis, right? Shane Gillis, right? Like every, people just raise their hands all day and talk about,

Starting point is 00:44:47 Oh, for sure. But it's also funny that, or they just kind of get randomly get your autograph. They're like, what's it? What's it? You see a wall? You see a wall? We have a good awa. You see a wall? We have a wall? We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We have a good. We th th their their their th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. today. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. All right. What they're teaching schools now is that like? Okay, there we got. We got, let's let's do a little more. Let's see the two little more. We have white people that we walk around all day and are like, yeah. Yeah, that's what? Yeah, here we go. But it's funny too, that like.

Starting point is 00:45:13 If you were over there, it'd be, they'd be, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, let as fuck. Oh, for sure. I couldn't get a taxi in China because I had a fucking bad beat. I got a beard and they think I'm a drug dealer. They, when they had the Beijing Olympics there, the government literally had to tell the restaurants, you have to serve black people. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:39 Right. about how racist Asian people are to black people. Because there's nobody going, hey dude, that's wrong. They're all Asian. So like, what's up with black people? Stupid. They're like, yeah, stupid. Well, also just the racism between different, the social casts of Asians, right? Like the hierarchy. Oh, we'll get into that.

Starting point is 00:45:59 Yeah, yeah. For sure. But it's also funny that's they just kind of get randomly get your autograph That's what's gonna? You're gonna be big You see a wall? We have a good at war. Okay, so you hear that he's doing an Asian thing Okay, it's pretty good. That's pretty accurate right. So let's listen to Jimmy. Oh, who's lived here since he was 13 years old Go on the San Diego state. Let's hear Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th's th's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's very thi's very thi's very thi's very thi, thi, thi, thi, it's very thi, it's very. Jimmy O, who's lived here since he was 13 years old. Gone to San Diego State, let's see how Jimmy O. talks naturally.

Starting point is 00:46:30 Isn't it? Yes, I've done stand up once on the Arsenio Hawshow years ago, but this is my first time on the couch. Welcome. Welcome. Just Colbert? No. I think we have a clip of you asserting your new authority.

Starting point is 00:46:45 Okay, hold, I just want to find something where he's like basically thrown T.J. Miller under Miller. Now, your character is running the incubator now that he used to run. Did you force him out? No, I didn't. Maybe. I can't talk about it. You know, he might just pop up anywhere. I don't know. He's a odd cat. TJ is actually a great friend and we had such a great chemistry on the show. Okay. I was really sad when he called me one night.

Starting point is 00:47:11 He's like I'm not gonna come back next year. Okay. So it was pretty sad and I was kind of worried. I don't know what my character would do without earlier. But then it turns out it was kind like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like a like a like a blessing like a blessing like a blessing like a blessing like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. take over some of his incubator. Oh, so your friend gets fired that you really care about and it's somewhat of a blessing disguise. Yeah. So, right? Like here's the character. Because your character took his place. Yeah, your character took his place. Now, you remember, remember how he talked?

Starting point is 00:47:38 Here's Jimmy O. Here the thi. Here is his character on Silicon Valley. Here we go. It was said. Eric, he promised me dinner with a big meat. Big meat people. Then people say, no, you can't come in. Oh, so interesting. That's really an interesting take on Asians right there.

Starting point is 00:48:05 It's so fucking interesting. Yeah. Right? Let's go back to what kind of in trouble. Let's give it, okay? What's it going to? Oh, okay. All right. So let's go back to Jimmy O. Let's go back to Jimmy O. Let's go. Beg meet people. Meet people. Then's go. Be able to meet people. Meet people. Then people say, no, you can't come in. Wow.

Starting point is 00:48:30 It sounds like the same thing. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's literally the same thing. Right. But it's only offensive when a fat white guy did it. Right. Yeah. Right? Right.

Starting point is 00:48:46 Right. So the video is taken down of the quote, quote, and I'm repeating what they said, two chink lie. Yeah. Okay. The video is taken down. And that's what they're losing their mind of over a word. And I quote somebody that was said to dehumanize my people 150 years ago. Well, the thing that bothers me is like people, this fallacy,

Starting point is 00:49:08 and you run into it with any time any white person uses any slur in comedy, it's happened to me, it's happened to everyone, where it's this idea that using a word in a joke is the same as like a redneck using that word when he's lynching somebody 60 years ago. It's not the same. It's not. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's. It's. th. thi. thi. the thi. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their is the same as like a redneck using that word when he's lynching somebody 60 years ago. It's not the same. It's not the same. It's not intellectually dishonest to say, like for you to go, well that word was used to hurt my people 150 years ago. Cool, that's not how I was using it.

Starting point is 00:49:39 Yeah, that's not what we're talking about. It's literally like if I had a rubber mallet on the table and I go, and you go, what's that for? And I go, oh, I use it around the studio to like, you know, work on shit and you go, oh, my grandfather was murdered to death with one of those. And I go, sorry, it wasn't this one. So let's get into this, okay. So let's go real I mean are we acting like Jimmy's shows a Daniel Day Lewis of Asians Like he's out there like make he went to some dojo or fucking Buddhist temple

Starting point is 00:50:25 Fine to the fucking forest to study this character. Yeah, no, I bet you they told them play this. Why did they tell you to play it that way that way that the the the the the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the the the best the the best the best the the the the the the the the the the the the the their? their? their? their? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? I their? Oh? Oh? I they? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the this character? Yeah. No, I bet you they told them play this. Why did they tell you to play it that way? That the best offense he has is I was told to play that's why. And why? Because you're making fun of Asian stereotypes. Right. How is this guy the guy that's supposed to be the moral order of what is right, what's wrong can't say? The answer is he shouldn't be. He shouldn't be. Nobody should be looking at it. He's taking a check to make his own people look bad. Right. That is no different than what? Fucking Shane Gillis did right there. Right. Well, from one point of view, you could argue it's worse, right?

Starting point is 00:50:57 Because you're betraying your own kind to make thrown other, Whereas Shane's making fun of other people, arguably objectively, right? You're making fun of another culture as a bystander. But if you really think that that kind of discussion about your culture is damaging and detrimental, then for you to do it yourself is even worse. It's an even bigger offense, right? Is that what you're going to say? It's way bigger offense. Right. He's telling people don't do it and he goes and does it, and he does it perfectly

Starting point is 00:51:26 even better because he looks Asian. Yeah. Well, and Shane could at least plead ignorance. Why don't know, I don't know anything about the culture. I'm just making fun of it as an outsider. If you know that about the culture and you six seasons by the way. Yeah, six seasons. And you're like, and you're like laughing because a guy, listen, what happened with a T.J. I, I, I can't say one way or another what happened in college.

Starting point is 00:51:55 Right. But the thing comes back later and he gets fired. And I know a lot of people didn't like T.J. Yeah. But you know what, what happened was a guy lost work. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the. And, the th. And, the th. And, th. And, the th. And, th. work. Right. Off of something he never got charged with. Yeah. And here we go again. And something that his wife corroborated. And people will say like, oh you know well his wife doesn't want the gravy train to stop either. He's like, yeah, well, do you have you ever heard a fucking divorce? Tiger Woods wife didn't back him up for the money? How many celebrity dudes, wives have backed them up for the money? Mostly none. Right. So, you know, for that to happen, you know,

Starting point is 00:52:33 and I've known TJ for a long time, I met him right when I started doing comedy in Chicago. The way that they explained that story, it sounded real to me. I believe TJ. Sorry. And listen, and listen, and listen, and listen, and listen, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. thea. the. the. the. to me. I believe TJ. Sorry. And listen dude, the problem is, same thing is like I believe Chris Hardwick when it came out and hardwick's thing ended up, he had the receipts. Yep. He had the fucking receipts and nobody came out. He had videos of her saying what a great boyfriend he was. Yeah. And it was just text messages about how she cheated on him and how he was like, I'm not. Yeah, and just. Okay. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. th. th. I. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I'm. I believe. I believe. I believe. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I believe. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe......... think.. think.. think. think. think. think. think. think. think. the. think. the. the. the. the. I believe. I believe. I believe. I'm not... Burned. Yeah, okay? This is disgusting. This guy's done so many movies and television shows. He's got to be like, dude, I do a podcast and a live show to the Comstor.

Starting point is 00:53:12 I'm doing pretty damn good. Right. So I can't imagine what you're doing on the HBO show and doing movies. You've got to be doing pretty damn good. So when we got our million million million million million million million million like somebody is kicking them while they're down. Right. Okay? Right. I don't know why we make funny that you can't drive.

Starting point is 00:53:30 Maybe because you can't drive. Yeah. I've never seen Asian dick, but according to the ladies, it's not that big. Okay? Listen, in my family, there is everybody's in the family, except for Asian, which makes me think the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thin, thi, is thi, is, is, is, is, thi, th Jewish, you name it. Everybody's in the family, except for Asian, which makes me think the women in my family are size queens, okay? Not my fault. Yeah. The new thing is like, why do Asians got to get off the airplane?

Starting point is 00:53:55 I don't know what it is, but when that fucking thing happens, they are just Jim Brown hitting holes trying to get off the state? I mean, it might have had something something something something something something something something something something something something something something that something that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that tho to get off the state. I mean it might have had something to do with the one who got dragged kicking and screaming out of the airplane. Okay, so by the way, that was hilarious. That was not that the dude was Asian, but that the minute they grabbed him he started screaming like a bitch. You know why? He was like, lawsuits. Oh yeah. Law right? Another PhD Asian, all right? P. H. D. P. H. Asian, okay? Another one. And again, I don't hate anybody for making money.

Starting point is 00:54:32 But now you're trying to set precedence, okay? It's like why everybody keeps talking about, Dave Chappelle's the greatest comic ever. I can see me white people say that. And in De Chappel, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. Why, th. Why, th. Why, th. Why, th. Why, th. th. Why, th. thi, because thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi. thi. thi. thi. Dejepel it's to me the goat right now. Yeah I think he's got the point where we could go okay he's past Richard Pryor he's doing I think another level of shit Guaranth Richard Pryor was many decades ago but I think he's the goat but make no doubts about it you let him do these jokes it's why Louis CK you to get away with murder like I just watched Lee CK back in the day I'm like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm like like like oh I'm like oh th th th th th th th. I'm like oh I'm like oh I'm like oh I'm like oh I'm like oh th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the watched Lee U-SK back in the day, I'm like, oh my God, if I said that, I would be blackballed.

Starting point is 00:55:08 It's like, who lets you say what? Right. Who lets you say what you're allowed to get away with? The Jessamay Smollet? Is that how you say its name? The small? Jesse Smolet? Yeah. F word, guy? If I said that on stage, hell would break loose. Well, you know what's interesting is that same observation about why Comedy Central let him do one and not the other,

Starting point is 00:55:32 I brought it up on Twitter like six years ago. Boom wouldn't let what? That the Comedy Central executives would let black people say the N-word on shows, but they would bleep it if a white person did. Yeah. So, I thought it was crazy. I was watching Tracy, there were two specials that came on back to back one night, and it was Tracy Morgan's new one and I think Neil Brennan's new one came on back

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Starting point is 00:57:07 But you know, he's fucking Chinese. He doesn't talk like that. No. He doesn't talk like that. Right. This is a character decision and you pick the most stereotypical Asian act you could do. Well, and this is the thing thi that the The unwillingness to suspend disbelief right when it comes to comics and podcasting Because like nobody drills Edward Norton about like why did you play that white supremacists in American history acts like acting for whatever reason gets a pass yeah but what we do because people consider it the lowest fucking art form behind clownery and magician shit. Uh, porn can, that's my joke. Yeah, porn's the last vestige of free speech. I do joke about.

Starting point is 00:57:52 You could have a black guy getting his dick sucked by white chick in a clue cuts clann outfit dropping hard and bombs on him. And right the end he pulls a hood off, bust a nut on her face. Everyone's like, you know what, even Stephen did, even Steve. All fair. All fair. I mean, I have so many favorite videos of white chick, I mean, just videos I've watched. I like that you're just up here with it. Just dropping M-bombs on these guys and they blow them. That is part of the fucking things. I hear some people can only ejaculate that way. So I've heard. So when black comics, and like, you always hear black comics say,

Starting point is 00:58:26 white comics get mad because they can't say the M word. No, no, no, no, I don't need to say the M word. Right. I'm just tied to the M-word. Cheap laughs. And there's so many great comics. And there's so many great comics. And there's're not great comics. They are great comics. And I'm not saying they can't say the N-word.

Starting point is 00:58:46 They can do whatever they want. To me, it should be like, does it, is it arbitrary or does it service the joke? And this is the, again, nobody ever wants to have this conversation. It's the same conversation I got into with the dude at TMZ about this, Van Lathen. I said, listen, you can't tell me that an arbitrary use of the N-word is the same as one where it serves the punchline. If I'm telling a story about somebody saying something racist, that is a critical component of setting up the joke. And so, again, it's like the same thing, it's the hammer analogy. the hammer can be a tool or a weapon. When you act like the usage of a slur is always a weapon because of who's using it, it's just an intellectually dishonest argument.

Starting point is 00:59:28 For sure, and it's just, and again, it goes back to white crowds love hearing the N-word. So when you say it and you get laughed, you're feeding into it. Now I believe the M-word is a s-op. Done long time ago, just the same thing as seventy cents on the dollar where women are told they make seventy cents compared to the men like they get a lower check. Yeah. It doesn't happen. There's laws against that. Well the epitome of hypocrisy in this actually happened like a year ago. So we're talking about Jimmy O'Yang being hypocritical. What about fucking ice cube? that you were fighting for free speech as a the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi's, thi's, thiiiiiii's, that he made on his show, when it's like,

Starting point is 01:00:05 IceCube, wasn't it like 30 years ago that you were fighting for free speech as a rap artist? And you were on, because of FUNY, and W.A? Yeah, and because there were people actually trying to have you arrested for performing fuck the police? Yeah. And you remember you went to fight for that ice cube? Where is that ice cube? Well that ice c. That ice c. That ice c. That ice c. That ice c. That ice c. That ice c. That ice c. That ice c. That is a a that ice c. It's is a big? Is that ice c. It's, that ice c. It's, that ice. It's, that ice. It's, that ice. It's, is, is, is, is a th. I, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, that, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, the the the th. I's, the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. the th. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th? Where's that ice cube now? Yeah, is that guy going? Well that ice cube's a billionaire now trying to buy Fox Sports local affiliates for a lot of fucking money. Right, so my point is, is like, and we talk about this in comedy all the time, it's not, it's not even virtue signaling. It's people trying to close the door behind them. Or it's trying to own a certain kind of comedy. Like if I go up and make all these Asian jokes and then the Asian comic follows me, he can't do those jokes. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you're 100% right. So, like, it's black comics, like controlling the N-word, I get it? And like, dude, I say

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Starting point is 01:01:33 I think she's a house. Uh, God. See, that's my point is, now you just found a loophole to say it without saying it, which is my whole argument in the first thapapapap, if you really think banning a word is going to stop racism, it's not, you're just going to train white people how to be racist without saying the word. I lived in Minneapolis for 11 years, they're fucking magic at it. that's saying the N-word, that's saying the N-word, it's just like it doesn't change anything. If you got mad at me for saying, Camille House is a house M word, right?

Starting point is 01:02:08 Let's just say I said that, right? Like, would you actually look at what she's done? And go, why is he saying that? What is she done? And then you look at the fact that her family comes from slave owners? She came here, she fucked a powerful politician, got a job, and locked up more black people than anybody in the history of California. And then that's a... Four non-violent drug offenses.

Starting point is 01:02:35 For non-violent, dude, she laughed at locking up poor kids because they were late for school. Yeah. Okay. She literally set her office in to fucking fight the early release program, which is going to affect the black community. More than any other community. So how is that not it? Yeah. How am I the bad? It's like when everyone got mad at Roseanne for that, that, that, that, that planet joke about the Bob Barrett or whatever Valerie whatever Valerie Jared or whatever. Yeah, whatever her name is right.

Starting point is 01:03:09 So they got mad at it. But what they did want to take a look at it is the actions that woman took. Yeah. Which she was directly involved in the illegal assassination of Mobar Gaddafi, which has calls in real day time The open air slave trade slaves being fucking bought for $400 in Libya she was directly involved with that the fucking dude through documents she was pushing for it quicker yeah

Starting point is 01:03:38 Obama was like oh now hold on now hold on there and then boom she did it and now they're selling black people. I've heard one rapper talk about it. One rapper. That's it. That's it. Nobody's talking, I've seen comics doing jokes about it. It's just like, what are we doing here?

Starting point is 01:03:57 Yeah. Our words were, but God forbid, you make a joke about her haircut that's reminiscent of other racist things that people have said in the past. Yeah, like she didn't say, she didn't say this woman is Planet of the Apes. She said she looks like, it's like she, it was an awful joke. It was an awful joke. And it's not a good joke, it's a lazy ass joke. But like you're defending the wolves. Right. That's my problem. It's a lazy ass joke. But like you're defending the wolves.

Starting point is 01:04:25 That's my problem. Like the Planet of the Epe shit, lazy shit. Lazy assiaid this woman assassinated somebody illegally and now Africans are being sold for $400. Because of the- You know what I always wondered about the Roseanne thing, if she instead of saying Planet of the Apes actually looked up the character's name and said she looks like the Muslim Brotherhood meets this character day, they wouldn't get mad.

Starting point is 01:04:51 No, no, they'd still get mad. It doesn't matter, dude. Because it's buzzwords. Right. And we don't, because that's what political correctness is meant to be. Don't think emotionally react. In particular white, you know now we're getting to Chelsea handler Oh, I want to get into Yang quick So Andrew Yang, Andrew Yang who has completely monopolized this controversy

Starting point is 01:05:12 To try to get some things going now everyone's like well, he said he shouldn't lose his job. Okay. Thank you. Andrew Yang. Thank you. Andrew Yang. Well, you know why you said that? Yeah, because he call Because of the whole hit making fun of him and Bernie Sanders for????? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the th. the the th. the th. the the th. the the the th. I to to to to to to th. I the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the y. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I ag. Well, you know why he said that. Yeah, because he called, because of the whole, making fun of him and Bernie Sanders for giving away money. Well, no, no, I'm saying you know, you know why Yang said that, that he shouldn't lose his job or anything else. Because Yang realizes that a lot of his support are actually like right-leaning libertarians. And so if all of a sudden you get into this identity politics business of canceling people for inappropriate-a you now get pushed over with everyone on the left, with Kamala Harris, with Corey Booker, with, you know, who are basically people who are trying to make Joe Biden apologize for being a politician when politicians were kind of racist. You know what I mean? For sure. And so, so Yang, I think made that first statement of like, I prefer a comedy that doesn't take cheap shots and then realize, oh fuck, I just alienated half of my support base.

Starting point is 01:06:12 I need to come out, I need to tweet another one that says, for the record, I don't think he should lose his job, you know, he should just fucking suck dick at the altar of apologies. Yeah, I mean, we're talking about a man running for president. Yeah. Who's getting his feelings hurt by a comic? Right. I mean, like, say what you want about Trump, this is daily for him. Yeah, and Donald Trump's never going to be like, this is inappropriate and hurt my feelings.

Starting point is 01:06:40 Like, he's never ever going to admit that. And if he does, he's shooting back, and they get really angry. Well, he doesn't ever say it hurts his feelings. He'll be like, fuck that guy's a piece of shit. Like, at least he'll fight back. And it doesn't hurt his feeling. He's a fucking New Yorker. Of course, right? They give it like, you name it.

Starting point is 01:07:07 Sorry about all those by the way. Okay, I don't know. But the point is... Let's start talking about our private text messages. Dude, dead on the inside. Right. Don't take... Well, every fucking comedian should be. Every comedian like that, to me, that's the test. You remember how like Lord of the Flies or like some of those old, you know, plane crash movies when it becomes cultish, there's like a test, they're like, we gotta cut your

Starting point is 01:07:31 fucking, we gotta cut one of your balls and see if you cry and then if you do you're not part of the game. That should be, you should have to face a firing squad type roast battle of shitting in in heart before you're allowed to call yourself comedian. So so Jimmy O's upset about the the the Jew chink line, okay? And I can get that. It's not the classiest line ever. But just who you know? I just want to know which one he's more offensive. Yeah, but just who you know. I just want to know which one he's more offensive. Yeah, I mean, it's no. I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to to to I want to I want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the j. the j. tell. tell me. I was tell me. I was tell me. I was tell me. I was tell me. I tell. I tell. I tell. I was the j. I the j. I the j. and then if he's like well the truth more offensive like oh she hate the Jews yeah I mean it does dude there's a day on Twitter about three weeks to go everybody got called anti-semitic it was like no matter what you did you're like I love Chipola why you got to be anti-semit

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Starting point is 01:08:52 Dude, listen, that discussion at the end of this, at the end of this, uh, where is it? the end of this, uh, where is it, Jimyo Yang? No, I want, no, he hasn't gave an interview. Where is the one, oh, the guys that were getting in a fight, hold on. So anyways, let's finish up with the Jimio. Andrew Yang. Andrew Yang, feel, his feelings are hurt by words, okay? But at the same time, Andrew Yang totally believes that Julian Assange should stand trial for espionage. When the person who gave it to him, the fucking file was a US military, not hack, downloaded

Starting point is 01:09:33 to a drive. And here's him talking about it. Here we go. I'm generally pro-whistleblower and like, pro-people, people that try and call out bad behaviors. But in that particular case, like he did end up disclosing some information that really had no useful purpose except for potential damage to our infrastructure.

Starting point is 01:09:53 Okay, okay. Here we go. You know, I have generally pro whistleblower. I think Julian Assange should stand trial. Okay. Did you hear what he said there? Makes no sense. I'm usually pro-whistleblower. Who just said that?

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Starting point is 01:11:48 This guy is running for president. Yeah. He is an elite. Talking about his feelings getting hurt? Dude, and he's anti-Julian side whose feelings, body, health, mind and spirit is getting destroyed right now? Well, the guy's been basically living in captivity. Yeah. And you, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, and just, this, this, and just, and just, and just, and just, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And just, th. And just, th. And just, th. And just, th. And just, th. And just, th. And just, this is just, this is just, this, this, this, this getting destroyed right now? Mm-hmm. Well, the guy's been basically living in captivity.

Starting point is 01:12:06 Yeah. And you want him to rot there? You know who else's feelings got hurt? The people who the war crimes that they outed got, got, the wedding that got hit by a drone strike and everybody died? Their feelings got hurt, but you think he, Julian Assange, well, isn't it funny?that Yang is still somehow in these debates, but Tulsi Gabbard, who's against all that shit, is not? Yeah, I mean, dude, the DNC is throwing the fight.

Starting point is 01:12:34 And then you tell me, he made a joke about doctors. I'm Asian. I know a lot of doctors, right there. It all goes away! Yeah, yeah. Not only you making a stereotypical joke. This Nico guy? Read it, listen to this. Listen to this. Rico, did a joke, did a joke, okay?

Starting point is 01:12:56 He wrote like a one, okay, here it is. Santos started acting at Southern Oregon University. Santos' mother was supportive of his career. He describes her as a stereotypical Asian. Which means they don't speak anymore? Which is like every Margaret Cho joke that she did 30 years ago. Right. Or by the way, Dat fan?

Starting point is 01:13:18 Like, where's everybody going for his head? Dude, I know Asian comedians. I'm not going to say their name. They walk up on state, you talked to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, th. th. to, th. to, th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, the, their, their, their, their, their, thi. He, thi. He, thi. He's, thi. He's, tho, tho. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Sa, the. Hea, I'm not going to say their name. Yeah. They walk up on stage, you talked to him after like, hey, how are you doing good? They get up on stage, you're like, I have to carry a rickshaw hair. Oh, oh, oh, dog, very tasty. That's literally what they do on state. I mean, they are not wrong about that second one. So listen, why they do that? Because people laugh. Yeah. Okay? Because they think it's funny. And again, you're playing into the stereotype. And then you sit here and try to act because this guy said this about a fucking presidential candidate?

Starting point is 01:13:56 How many people are up? How many people in this country? 365 million? How many people on that podium?to debate? Ten? Ten. You don't get more elitist than being ten people. Yeah. On a political party thing. Well for the highest office in the land. In the highest office in the land. Yeah. You and I can't just do that. I mean that's more exclusive than the bachelor. Yeah. There's less. less than the amount of quarterbacks in the NFL. Yeah. And how hard it is to get that gig? And you're sitting there crying because your feelings are hurt?

Starting point is 01:14:32 Because you heard names growing up? Oh, and then you're running for president and you know a bunch of doctors. Well, it's funny, I don't know if you saw I tweeted this before I came here today. I said the ironic thing about Andrews. So apparently Yang tweeted that he and Shane are going to have agreed to meet and they're going to sit down and they're probably going to film it or whatever and Yang is going to try to look cool and forgiving. But I said the ironic thing is is got Trump elected the first time people being tired of being called racist homophobic every time they disagree about something not wanting someone who doesn't present strength in the office of the presidency I mean those are the same things that's going to get this guy elected again because what are your choices an old

Starting point is 01:15:20 man with extreme political ideas, right? A shrill sounding woman, very reminiscent of Hillary, with the same platform as Bernie. You got two incredibly horrible-recorded people in Booker and Harris, who, you know, their rhetoric doesn't match their voting record at all. No traction, and he shouldn't. He voted down allowing Americans to get cheaper prescription medication from Canada. Right.

Starting point is 01:15:50 Well, have you seen Newark, New Jersey lately? It's your family lives in New Jersey, right? No, they live in up, say New York. Yeah. I thought you had family in Jersey too. But it's fucking, it's fucking and what we're seeing is this movement of elitist crying about the poor and how they're getting treated by the poor. Chelsea Handlers knew fucking whatever that is on Netflix a dog or hello hello privilege it's me Chelsea. I mean dude you like

Starting point is 01:16:21 dude I saw the video she sent the comedy bookers in which she was doing stand-up in her living room, the most Jersey of Jersey, old like late 90s, Jersey clothes, big hair. Big mall hair, okay? And she's doing a joke about the time that are waiting tables, and how shitty he is to wait tables. And about five minutes in, there's the most insane edit cut and then you see this camera like kind of uh huh and it cuts and she's on all fours and this von Dom looking dude is

Starting point is 01:16:54 just right he looks like bond he's like and he's got a European accident and he is drilling the fuck out of her yeah and then he's he doing the splits yeah I wish I wish I would he pulls out and bust a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the th th th th th th th th th the th the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the th th th th the the the the the the the the te te the te the the teee the the the the the the the the the the the the the. And then he pulled... Is he doing the splits? Yeah, I wish. I wish. He pulls out and bust a knot on her chest. Yeah. Okay. I have no problem with someone doing that. Yeah. But the last thing you should complain about is white privilege when you have pussy privilege. Yeah. Female sit-ups is pussy privilege. Well, okay. Well that's what blew my mind about the documentary because I watched it and I was like, everything you just described had nothing to do with you being white and everything to do with you being a blonde woman. Like, she's like, you know, we got pulled over and the cops just let me go.

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Starting point is 01:19:07 Right It's just ridiculous man, and this is not a white thing. This is a privilege versus non-privilege Yeah, okay? Rich versus poor and when Chelsea hangs out with Jeffrey Epstein and she's on that fucking flight and you see multiple pictures of her eating with Epstein multiple times. I don't know what's more privileged than that. Yeah. So who are you to call out fucking anybody and this is somebody's got to train these girls. Yeah. It's just fucking ridiculous. By the way, do do you know who the female Harvey Weinstein is? You'll never fucking know because men. Yeah. Right. There's never going to be a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi's more th thi's more thi's more thi's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's more that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th's th's th's th's th's th th th th thi's thi's thi's thi's more thi's more thi's more thi thi thi's more thi's more thi's more thi's more privilege thi's more thi's more thi's more thi's more thi thi's men know how to say thank you. Yeah. Right? I'm not married. There's never going to be a situation where they're like, this woman's been terrorizing the men. Because if some chick in some casting office was like, you're gonna eat my pussy for this pot, I'd be like, how long and from what angle? Yeah. No problem? Yeah, I'm in. Oh, thank God. I thought I might have to read some lines.

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Starting point is 01:21:06 can come up with all of this. No, okay. Well, you're delusional about a lot of things, Sam. I'm the funniest guy. No, no, no. For sure. But it's like I don your second class. It's this thing about being born on third base and crying about not being able to hit home runs. It's like you have a privilege man. I don't want to call out anybody else because I just don't, but it's like Chelsea, Jimmy O. Fucking Andrew Yang, all these guys born on, like the kid who started the fucking sit in in Missouri for like against cop brutality that's great except for your parents are multi-millionaires well and the reason black people get upset is because you're literally

Starting point is 01:21:53 hijacking something there were laws created to make their lives miserable dude the Bill Clinton law in 1992 destroyed the black family unit it was done on purpose mm-hmm okay so it so it's like don't get the the the the the the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their p. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their 1992 destroyed the black family unit. It was done on purpose. Okay? So it's like, don't compare yourself to that. When you go to theater school, like there's nothing more elitist than theater school. Oh yeah. I go to college to pretend to be other people.

Starting point is 01:22:20 Oh, and you get fast-tracked, you're get fast-tracked? Your bookenship? Why? Because you're a giant stereotype? And everyone knows exactly who you are? Well, the other thing that people don't talk about, and this happens a lot in corporate America, but it's starting to happen more and more in Hollywood is the, the, we all went to the same college together. So it's kind of like, the thing of like, a lott. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the the the th. And, the th. And, the the th. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the. And, the the the the. And, the. And, th. And, th. Andthe thing of like, you know, a lot of us who went into the arts, you know, right out of school or even like worked jobs or worked in corporate America and then went into the arts, but didn't go to these elitist, high-level schools, like you look at these writers' rooms and the, the unifying thing amongst all of them is, they all went to the same college. You all went to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, but, their, their, but, their, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thin... And, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they all went to Yale, they all went to wherever, whatever it is. They all went to Berkeley, you know, so it's, there's an interesting bias there that's never discussed because people don't wear their diplomas on their t-shirt.

Starting point is 01:23:13 But I mean like there's the Georgetown crew, which is a, uh, Nick Kroll, who's his boy they does all the fucking shit with Fuck Mike Babigia and then there's the other one who does Who had his own show on team? Not Nathan dude the kids so what? Who oh John Malaney? John Malaney? Oh, yeah, that's a crew. Right that's a George John School kids. Yeah, it's private school kids. Yeah, it's private school kids. That's a big thing. Private school kids, and you just could they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. their their their their their. their. th. th. th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's their. That's their. That's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their private school kids. That's a big thing private school kids No private school kids and you just they always can tell so again And it goes back to unibom or shit. What where they're like rich kids are gonna hijack everything and fucking Basically to hijack the liberal movement and make it happen you went to college in San Diego

Starting point is 01:24:01 Jimmy. Where is the impression? 50 years? 150 years ago. They use that sling now today. they? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just just just just they just just just they just just just just just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they today. today. today. today. today. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they Jimmy O. Where's the impression? 50 years, 150 years ago, they use that slang. Not today, you're part of a demographic that has better standard of living than Jewish people. They're lapping the Jews. They're lapping the Jews. And Jews are great. Asians are great. It's just like...

Starting point is 01:24:20 Yeah, by the way, nobody's saying that either of those people are not great. No, I love everybody except for dude. I just don't want the clip of you screaming me, the Jews are great! Dude, I want that clip, so it will be great. But dude, they cost somebody a job. Right. They took away somebody's dream all so they could look like they give a fuck. But I've met these motherfuckers and that guy, what's the guy, what's, what's, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the clip, the clip, the clip, the clip, the clip, the clip, the clip, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,'s this guy Shane Smith or whoever the guys also call him out Shane something that dude like there's a guy with a blue check mark they was calling out um Shane Gillis and um I know these guys I've not I don't know them personally but I know them I've met their kind and they're all scumbags behind closed doors yeah they are bigoted they really don't like anybody and it's like and it it's I it. it. it's I I I it's like I it's like I it's like I it's like I it's like I it's like I I it's like the the i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i they they they they they they they they they they they they they don't they don't the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're th th th th th the the th they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they met their kind, and they're all scumbags behind closed doors. Yeah. They are bigoted, they really don't like anybody, and it's like the Unabomber said.

Starting point is 01:25:09 They're just doing this because they feel bad for you. That's the only reason. And these, like LeBron James and fucking Jimmy O and Chelsea Handler, they're just try and connect with the poor people. The middle class. So that they, hey, I'm one of you too. Come to my movies, come watch my shows. Because I've been set up in life. But I have to act like I'm one of you so you guys still relate to me. So you buy my shoes, you go watch Crazy, Rich Asian too.

Starting point is 01:25:40 My friends are in crazy or jay good for you not my movie and that's another thing These shows aren't for you Mm-hmm dude Legion's ganks is not for fucking sense of people stop acting like It's like when patron bans somebody for something they said somewhere else. Yeah that was a Sargon of a cod it wasn't it wasn't he didn't even put content on Patreon he was on another person's YouTube podcast. I mean, it's getting wild. I mean, what do you think, where does it go from here? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:26:10 At what point do comedians start fighting back and how do you think they fight back? I don't know how we fight back. I mean, like, I'm telling you how I fight back even though he is kicking me off? Aaron is kicking me off? is kicking me off right now. Aaron is kicking me off. What? OK, all right. Is that code for like you're talking about people?

Starting point is 01:26:30 And we're very upset about that. We're trying to, you know, you got to work in Hollywood? I got you. The point is, dude, is like, when you start costing people work, this is no longer funny or like amusing or interesting. It is fucking wrong. Well the thing that nobody is saying about this either that's, you know, and there's a lot of rumors going around about like, well, maybe they paid Shane out his contract or maybe they did some other things to try to make him whole for the way this went

Starting point is 01:26:56 down, but what you don't understand is you just got publicly fired for being a racist. So you'll never work in entertainment again. Unless you come back and somehow, like if he were to go to court and fight them for discrimination, which I think he should personally, and he has a case, which people have a hard time believing because he's straight and white, but he has a case and, you know, I hope he didn't settle. Even if you win, it's not going to be public. Well, if he said, if, if, if, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, I hope he didn't settle. Even if you win, it's not going to be public. Well, if he said, if I wanted to be public. No, no, if he settles it, it wouldn't go public.

Starting point is 01:27:31 If it's settled out of court, it wouldn't go. Because they always put NDA's in with that stuff. But, I mean, the only way you overcome that stigma is if you were to sue them and win with a jury and vindicate yourself. Otherwise, you just got publicly fired for being a racist, which you probably not, you just like comedy. And you just talked shit. And they set you up. Yeah. I would say, you know what he could sue them? When do you know this? Yeah. At what point did you know this? Did you know this before you hired him? Because if he did, you're fucked. Yeah. Well, and I believe they did because what we talked about with television contracts.

Starting point is 01:28:08 All right, well, Aaron says we got to go. I hope you guys enjoyed this. Do you want to push anything to check? No, man, just Josh Denny Comedy.com for dates and everything else. I won't work with any of these guys and I know they don't care, but comedy is a small world in LA. It's a tiny, there's three comedy clubs, there's two smaller, there's about four smaller clubs, and we're gonna run into each other. And it's gonna, it's gonna, I'm not gonna work with you guys anymore. Jimmy O, fucking Nico Santos, you're worse than Carlos Mancia. Okay, you're worse than a joke thi. You stole the job thin thin thin tho than a job tho tho than a job tho tho thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, thi, tho, tho, thoo, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thoo, tho, tho, tho, th than a joke thief. You stole a job from fucking somebody that didn't do anything to you personally.

Starting point is 01:28:47 And I'm disgusted, and I'm sad, because art fucking took a beating today. So the same shit that you do to get a paycheck, you got mad at somebody else, it's fucking sad. It's sad. You're not comics, you're fucking cutthroats. And it's disgusting. And comics comics the comics the comics the comics the comics the comics tha comics tha comics thuics thuicicicicicicicicic we we're thuic we're that we're that we're not that we're not that we're not that we're not that we're not that we're not that we're not that we're not that we're not. that that we're not comics. that we're not comics. that's that's that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thi. that. thi. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th theau th th th theau th th th theau th thiau thiau th th thia. th th ats and it's disgusting and comics need to rail together, rally together because it's ridiculous that we're allowing the fucking bean counters and the nerds to take over and marginalize everything. Just move to do your own shit. This is my pirate ship and I fucking ride and I make fun of everybody I want to.

Starting point is 01:29:18 Kiss sticks I love you guys, take care.

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