Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #260: The Evil Of Nowhere with JP Doyal

Episode Date: December 19, 2019

Thank you so much for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome Just Paranormal's JP Doyal to discuss the paranormal and his movie "The Evil Of Nowhere!" Thank you so much for your support. Please check out JP Doyal's Podcast and Movie: The Just Paranormal Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-paranormal-podcast/id1256577260 The Evil Of Nowhere Movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11223288/ Please check out.... Check out all the Tin Foil Hat Full Episode Videos at brokensimulation.com My youtube.com Youtube.com/SamTripoli Patreon: Patreon.com/TinFoilHat Tshirts: TinFoilHattshirts.com Cameo.com www.cameo.com/samtripoli Thank you to our sponsors: Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code TINFOILHAT at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code TINFOILHAT Blue Chew: Visit Blue Chew dot com and get your first shipment free when you use promo code tinfoil. Just pay $5 shipping. That’s B-L-U-E-Chew dot com promo code tinfoil. Chew it and do it! ADsuits.com: hey have tons of different colors and styles. they have suits in solid colors, pinstripes, plaids, houndstooth, double breasted, corduroy, tuxes. and all for $39 to $69. AND they give away 1 free suit every week to one of our listeners. thats just tinfoil hat fans. we announce the winner here the following week on the show. Just go to ADsuits.com/TinFoilHat and put in your email. or don't put in your email in for the free suit and just go to ADsuits.com/TinFoilHat and get a 2-button suit for $39. BETDSI: Go to BETDSI.com and use the promocode HAT100 and they will double your deposit. Live Shows: Portland Nov 20th: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night with Eddie Bravo, Sam Tripoli and XG live Mississippi Studios. Tickets available at www.ticketfly.com/event/1881525-ti…y-live-portland/ Phoenix January 9th-12th: Headlining the House Of Comedy Arizona. https://az.houseofcomedy.net

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There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. And welcome to Tinful Hat. You know who I am. You know what I'm here to do.

I'm here to rock. Bump-bubbom. That's how we're gonna do it, dude. We're here. We're entering the end of the year. It's the end of the decade, man. So we're going hard in the paint with some great episodes for you. If you want to watch these episodes, if you're listening now and you're going,

hey man, I'd like to be able to watch this, go to broken simulation.com. That is where all the shows are. You can watch them. You listen to them anywhere you listen to podcast. But if you want to watch it it go to broken simulation.com and hey we're coming to a city near you in 2020 but our last show in 2019 is going to be in Portland for the proud boys and the Antifas. We're gonna bring them together in a break-off style kind of break dancing beat street type situation. Winner, whoever can dance better, wins, okay?

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It is a blowout and hopefully we'll have some people jump in. So I just want to say that. It's going to be a great show. Go to the comedy store.com and grab your tickets. Because when that show is done, that comedy chaos is done in 2019. We'll be back in 2020, but this is our final show of the year. So that's a big one. So we got those two shows.

What else do we got? T-shirts. Go to Tim Fall Hat T-shirts. Man, we just keep putting stuff up. We're about to have psychic bigfoot t-o'-o'e-sh-shirt. That should be up by next Monday. We also have flat earth shirts. We also have what else? Unabomber. The children love the Unabomber. Grab the Unabomber t-shirts. It's a great way support show. And then the patron is rocking. I'm throwing stuff up all the time. I was supposed to put up two shows last week, but hand to God the comedy store studio Fucked up the audio. So I only only th. th. th. th. th. I thine thine they they they they they might might might might might might might might might might might might might might might might might might might th. th. I th. I might th. I th at th at th at th at th at th at th. I th. I th. I'm thi. I'm thatathea. I'm th. I'll th. I'll thoom. I'll. thoom. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I th. I th. I. I th. I. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. Un. the. Unab-a. Unb. I to God the comedy store studio fucked up the audio so I

only put up one the other one is unlistable I might get to this weekend yeah they're probably gonna get two this week because I'm gonna go hard in the pain and so that's that a lot of great stuff going on guys please go to broke in simulation dot com for all of your videos um what else do we got? Anything else? Did we bang it out? Bam! We banged it out. Joining us, he is a returning champion. He is a he is a master of the shadows. The master, he's a ghost hunter. He is a he's the king of the paranormal. Please welcome J.P. Doyle. How are you buddy? What's going on man a lot's changed since I've been on. Are you still a man? Have you transitioned? I lost my virginity finally. Oh really?

Shit. Yeah, no I'm just kidding. Like you live in Texas you should be losing your virginity quick out there. Those chicks are party. They get weird to ask out XG over here. He's just stacking chicks. Getting weird, making bad decisions What it's all about hey, do you have any shows? Nothing okay? Okay. Uh, JP last time we talked to you you were putting together a movie and it sounds like the movies come together. Uh, what your name the name of the movie is the evil of nowhere, right? Yes, sir. Sounds like my comedy career. What is that about? Well, we found this creepy-ass farmhouse in the middle of nowhere in Kentucky that has

a history since the early 1900s, which spans from, used to be a hospital for the local area. There was some slave quarters there. There was a lot of Native American land. So it just, man, it was just full of energy. The ex-owner. A bucockey, a paranormal. Anybody with me on that one? It just like, just a bunch of ghost sticks all over the place. It's just dripping hot white ectopathing right right through the wall, seeping out the walls and shit, man. It was, um, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was a, it was, it was a th, it was a th, it was a th, it was a thi, it was a thi, it was a thi, thi, thi, thi, man, man, man, thi, thi, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It was just, th. It was just, th. It was just, it was just, it was a thi, it was a thi, it was a thi, it was a thi. It was a thi. It was a thi. It was a thi. It was a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It was just, th place. It's just dripping hot white ecotaphyde right through the wall, seeping out the walls and shit man. It was um yeah it was pretty intense pretty pretty crazy place and way different from the last episode the last movie we did because it was like a huge abandoned old insane asylum so this was

like a small farmhouse a little bit of your history for those who might not have heard you on the last show, how did you get in to the paranormal? I was about 14 and I actually lost my mother and she always kind of like we would watch these shows together and she would always try to get me to to do them, to you know to go out and do this type of stuff but I was always scared them. And And when she passed away, I said, well, if anybody's going to try to communicate with me from the other side, it's going to be her. So I bought a voice recorder and actually set it next to one of her thing of ashes. And the next day I called an EVP, which is an electronic, basically a ghost voice captured on any type of electronic.

And she said, J.P., we miss you. And I think she said we because my uncle passed away two weeks before her in the same house. Oh my God, man, I'm sorry about that. They're very interesting because you'd mentioned last time about this, this recorder that they've been trying to, you know, replicate and they just can't do it they stop making it and then they try to replicate and they can't tell us a little bit about that that that recorder again yeah real quick you said sorry about my mom which you know of course I miss her but she was a drug addict so I probably would have ended up hating her anyway so I think it kind of worked out. You know th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. I thi. I thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm te. I'm tell. I'm tell. I'm tell. I'm tell. I'm tell. I'm just tell. I'm just tell. I'm just just just just just tell. I hating her anyway. So I think it kind of worked out. You know what?

I guess we all deal with our losses differently. Right? She's gone. You know, a man has a former drug addict, I feel for us. She's probably was very sad. Yeah. Probably is sad that she left you. And, you know, if she could do it all over again, I'm sure she would try hard,'s a when it gets you it gets really really ugly not all of us can now all of us have the ability to deal with it and sometimes it eats us up and it's a very

ugly thing so you know I appreciate that man because you know there's a lot of resentment there but hearing it from the work from the mouth of somebody else that experienced it on the mouth of somebody else that experienced it on the other side. I think it is important to hear. You got any therapy, bud, to deal with it? Yeah, a little bit. But I think I'm doing good now, man.

I went through a depression not too long ago. And I think that doing this stuff kind of had a little hand in it because right before all of that started, I had this crazy experience at this place where it felt like something was affecting my emotions on a level that I couldn't control. And then right after that is whenever like all this crazy shit, just like a downward spiral, almost lost my wife, my kid. It was just like a crazy, crazy mess. So I definitely understand, kind of. I could see how like if there was some good heroin available for me, I may have tried it

at that time. But no, we do that to numb the pain, ma'am, we numb the pain. But you know, the keys to life is, my friend is to know that pain and anger and depression. These are all, these are all things that the great simulation uses to let you know to change up what you're doing, dude. So sometimes we try to numb those things when instead we should be listening to them and try and understand why we're feeling these things, right? And how we have to go a little, we have to change it up, so I hope that you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that tho tho thee that thee tho that, that, that, that, tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th....... th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. tha, tha, tha, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, how we have to go a little we have to change it up dude we have to change it up so I hope that you law because we're not this isn't a why I don't want to go too deep into your personal stuff because that's you and we

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other, maybe there's like a simple electronic board. I don't understand like the exact, you know circuitry of it and everything like that But for some reason it's just like a perfect storm and almost every time you're using this recorder You know in locations you're picking up some some really crazy crazy stuff man And they've tried to recreate it and according to um you it's like they haven't been able to do it and if you go online and you look it up the cheapest one is $4,500. That's why I would just look it on eBay there's one for $3,500 I mean like...

Because it's uh it's supposed to be like... And I know you guys can't see it, this shit looks old as old. Yeah. People hearing this it looks looks old. It's not nothing new, it's old as fuck. Going for $4,000. Yeah, man, it just caught wind. Everybody realized the capabilities and then everybody wanted to get their hands on it. So all those people scooped them up real quick and they're like really hard to find out. I got really lucky and I th. 10 bucks. What? Yeah. I looked for three months straight dude like every day, almost all day, every day, because I have, luckily I have a very boring sitting at a desk job, so I was just fucking looking at everything. And I came across one in Colorado and

luckily I have some family in Colorado that went and picked it up for me and paid the lady 10 bucks. Damn. That. Damn. That's it. Yeah, man, that was crazy. Damn. Damn. And that lady said that she had like five more. She was like, I have five of these things.

And I was like, oh my god. Why do you buy all of them, dude? Well, she's, I had the last one. What's the name of it task cams? No a Panasonic DR 60. Okay Panasonic. Yeah and Panasonic had it pulled them from the shelves because people were saying they're picking up voices that that aren't in the room with us like they thought it was just like a defective unit so they took them off the shelf. Look at that. I think it was Panasog also or maybe Sony also had one of those night vision cameras, you know not cheap camera, shitty consumer night vision, but it would allow you to like see

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their tis. Okay, we're gonna get taken off. Anyways, let's get back, okay, Mantids. Every video I've ever done is full of Mantids. Let's get into your movie. Tell us a little bit about this movie, man. Yeah, man, it's the same team from the first film. We all met online. Luckily, nobody catfished anybody because we were all who we said we were, but we actually became friends online. Luckily nobody catfished anybody because we were all who we said we were but we actually became friends online. That's a big deal. That's a big deal. That like everybody is catfishing each other. It's ridiculous. I know even paranormal investigators. Right? It's just ridiculous.

It's just ridiculous. Yeah, we became friends through YouTube because we all had YouTube channels and we're like dude we got to get together and collab and we didn't even think we were going to turn it into a film and I asked my my buddy I was like well let's make this into something I fucking drove from Texas to Ohio let's make it worth it and then yeah the first film did really good we had and I think this show had a lot to do with it as well. So I appreciate you again for having me on because I think we have over about 7 million minutes streamed on Amazon now. 7 million minutes stream. That's pretty amazing dude. That's a pretty amazing. Yeah, I think it equates to like 80 to 90,000 views. That's amazing dude. Congratulations dude. And what can people look for in this movie? Just honest, true, real evidence of paranormal findings.

Because when you get into the TV world, you know, a lot of those shows have to do things for the ratings. We don't have ratings. This is all independent. This is just us doing it ourselves. And we have like a true passion for it, you know, like I've been, like I said, I've been doing this since I was 14. And I told to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the reason the reason th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th to to told th, th th, th told th th th th tho tho thoes, thoes, tho, tho, tho, tho, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, th. true, true, th, true, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, we have like a true passion for it. You know, like I've been, like I said, I've been doing this since I was 14 and I told you all the reason why I started so like this stuff really means a lot to me. So anything I'm putting out, I truly feel like it's possibly paranormal. I'm not saying that it is, but I'm saying check it out of things happen in this movie. We have EVPs, we have people getting touched. I know those are personal experiences, but we did get a scratch on camera. So just a lot of crazy things, man. Okay, so where is this house supposedly?

It's in northern Kentucky. I can't remember the exact city it was in our little town, I guess, but it was near Lexington, I believe. But it's called Benton Farms. And they actually allow people to go and investigate there. And you just, you give them a donation and you can go up there and stay an eyed in the house and look for ghosts. Oh my god, it's like a tourist area? Yeah, and then during the day, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the day day day day day day they they the day they the day they the day the day they they they use they use they use they use, and then during the day, they use it for like a family attraction where like kids

go and like see the farm animals and shit. And then, because they got a bunch of animals on the property too, so like in the middle of the night while we're like trying to find demons and stuff, you hear like a donkey in the background like, yeah. theyke you're like, damn it. Oh my God. And you guys spent the night there, the whole night? Dude, it's literally like the freaks come out at night. The freaks come out. It's just crazy.

Like during the day, it's like romper room at night, it's like saw. Yeah, pretty much. Oh my god, dude. It was a cool place. As I dive deeper and deeper into this whole thing, my friend, I just, I just got a wonder man. It's like, what are these ghosts? I mean, so many people have different views of what ghosts might be. What is your thoughts on ghost? Dude, I don't even know. I just, I have so many theories because now that I'm getting older, I really subscribe to the idea of this being a simulation more than anything else.

Thank you. So then, so then you're like, in your head, you're like, if this is, if you really think this is a simulation, then what are spirits? And the only thing I can think of is like possible glitches. That's why maybe sometimes you's, th. why maybe sometimes you capture them like in their time era or something doing something that they would have done if your house wasn't there and there was like another building there or something and you catch them walking through a wall or something because that wall used to not be there so you're just catching like glitches in the matrix or something you know like that's

I mean that's the best way I can describe it with me feeling like this is probably a simulation. So I don't know. But then you go into the spiritual side of it and stuff too. Well, you know, I mean for me, I think, I think they are, um, like the, Arcons. Johnny, do you know what our cons are? I'm not explaining that. Do you know what our cons are, XG? They're basically the guys who run the simulation, I think. Like they're the ones, they're like these kind of like, people from, I don't know if they're different dimensions or anything, but they're the ones, how do you spell Ar-C-H-O-N, you know, I love on this thing. AR-C-H-O-N. I found it right here. R-R-C-O-N. And they're, oh yeah, here we go, definitions.

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Yeah, like Westworld like those people at the top they kind of are looking at well West world is more like humans running it. I don't think humans run the simulation. I think It could be anything. What are you saying these are like angels in the Bible something like that? Well, they're not angels. They're just like? I don't know how to explain it, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the the the the they the they they the they they the the they the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their they they they their their their their their they're they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their? I their? I their their their their their th. th. th. th. the. the. their the. the. the. their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they are like angels in the Bible or something like that? They're not angels. They're just like, I don't know how to explain it, but they run the simulation. And if you look up our... What would they? If this was the Matrix, what would they be? Well, if their simulation, it could be, um, it could be like an ailetian species, of course. That's always one of the ideas. I mean, I want to images typed in Archons. They look like lizard people.

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And there's like eight different spheres, dude. And it's all- So it's sort of like interdimensional. The truth of like, oh souls are recycled, dude. Recycled souls. A lot of people see shadow people. Like, and maybe that's... Yes. Yes.

Mm-hmm. I have friends that have seen shadow people. Whenever I first got into this stuff, I was probably like two years in. And I saw what they call a crawler in this hospital. It was literally like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, I, I, I, I, like, I, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, like, I was like, I was like, I was like, like, I was like, a th, a th, a thi, a th, a th, a th, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a th. A, a th. A, a th. A, a th. A, a th. A, a th. A, a th. A, I th. A, I was th. A, I was like, a thi, I was like, a thi, a thi, a thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. So, thi. A thi. A thi. A thiolooooo. A thi. A thi, a saw what they call a crawler in this hospital. It was literally like, I was looking down the hallway and I had some military grade night vision goggles on that my buddy brought with him and unfortunately they don't fucking record. So I'm watching, so this is just a story, so whatever. So we're watching it and I see this thing in like a crouching position, almost

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Pulp Fri. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was supposed to be the original Marty McFly. Oh yeah, yeah, and I think they filmed some stuff. Yeah, and they're like, it's not working. Yeah, because that guy plays creepy. Right. Myrown the guy's supposed to be, oh, shucks. Like my good friend J.P. Dole here, dude. That guy's just a nice Oh, congratulations, dude.

Thank you, man. So back to the Archons. Yeah, these guys basically run the simulation, which is meant to suck our souls and our energy. And that's what they think going to sleep is about. You collect all this energy, you go to sleep, they suck it out of you right there. And that's who the ars the arricks the arricks think sleep probably can do too with the simulation can't handle, you know, everybody awake at once because it'll collapse the simulation. It'll shut it down. It'll crash it.

So some people have to go to sleep. So there's enough bandwidth in space. Isn't that like a succubus? Oh yeah, that remember you know succubus is like the female thing is supposed to like have sex with men and like suck out their life energy while they sleep. I wonder if that's what's going to do. Oh yeah, that's called every woman ever. All the good ladies we get a lot of ladies listeners here. You're all loveable. Yeah dude that's what they do man. And that and when you die you see all your dead relatives and they you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the all the all the all the the the the the the the the their the their their their their the their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. that's that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. t. te. te. tell. tell. tha. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th come hang on with us. We want you to meet Jesus and Buddha. They're playing chess right now back at the hood and you go with them into light, you get born again. And you know what you do XG? You pick your parents based on their sex technique. You know that. You know that last time. I told you my dad was sure a doggy style in it. Yeah, your dad was definitely crushing you. Your family is bulls. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. their their dad. My dad. My dad. My dad. their their dad. their dad was th. My dad. their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they th. they the. they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their the. their the. the. the. the food truck. What? Your family's bullshitting you? Yeah, you supposedly like you see all your dead relatives, you'll see your Nana and your grandpa and all them.

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personality this is the most common vault ghost spotted in usually spot usually in a deceased person someone you know a family member perhaps a historical figure like dude what if you got haunted by Abraham Lincoln? That'd be crazy, right? And then he talks like he's given speeches. Four scorn, seven years ago, you're like, oh man. Why can't be haunted by hot chicks? He does hunt the White House, right? A number of people have said they saw him there.

I think Winston Churchill famously has his story. He was like getting out the bathtub or something and he was naked and he saw Lincoln and he goes I saw you have me at that disadvantage because he's got his dick out and I think a number of people have seen yeah I mean you know what he meant there is he's got he has shrinkage because he just got out of the water so he's got that he's got that little English uh picking a blanket rocket so he's just like oh so you got me could you give me too because I hate I hate he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got a he's got a he's got a he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he's got he he's rocket. So he's just like, ah, so you got me, could you give me two, because I hate when women come up to you and they grab your junk, you're like,

you got a big one, you're like, dude, I doesn't sit rock, you know? Give me a moment. Let me prepare it before you grab me. Go ahead and still do that. I wish, I wish I could say I could I could I could say I could say I could say I could say I could say I could say I could say I could say I could say what you're saying, because I don't at all. Dude, I'm like, nothing never happened. Just keep hunting ghost, dog. They'll get that.

Chicks love the paranormal, okay? Yeah, so that- Here's what Churchill said. He said, good evening, Mr. President. You seem to have me at a disadvantage. Lincoln smiled softly, and disappeared. I wonder if Lincoln gave him the, you ever walked through West Highwood and see the gay guy's eyes when he's like trying to throw you action? You ever see that? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Now you know how chicks feel at a bar, right? Because like every, if they walk in the studs, they're just getting eyed bookecky by everybody. Right? That's how I feel. that past studs if you don't know what studs is it is uh the local gay porn theater it used to be a straight porn theater like a historic one and yeah now it's just a bunch of dudes jerking off from there apparently yeah apparently we're it on the street well I read it's either there's a playboy

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if there's any kind of stage area in there I'd like to shoot a special how how funny would that be dude to shoot a special? an old gay porn theater not a bad idea yeah maybe how my dad come in and that's where I'll shoot my special make my dad just walk through there and be uncle because I like to drive my dad was from upstate New York through like West Highwood so I could see all the creepy billboards and just why you don't even know what they're selling like I did that my that they do that they they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the tho tho. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the to to to the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeee the the the the that with my mom too she saw that theater and was like oh that's a lovely theater we should go go something in there go oh man dead gay dudes right you know the only thing you'll catch in there is a hates you know I'm like you ain't catching no ghost in there you catch an a thus I'm like I'm like that's like that was like when we did stand up at the at the uh the green door the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their th. th. the their their th. th. th. their their their their their there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there's there. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's th. there's to th. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's got there's there's there regular star coming in, you know, and they're like, what the hell?

That was like when we did stand up at the, at the, uh, the green door, which is a famous swingers club in Las Vegas and people actually came the bone down. And by swingers club we mean, we mean black guys and dreads, banging fat, white chicks. That's what swingers clubs are in America. Not in Canada, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. Not in Canada, they're actually hot, but in America, they're just like chunky monkeys getting rocked by black guys and dreads. And you know, so, but you're trying to do stand-up the whole time, it's kind of crazy. So anyways, so they, the, the, five types of ghosts. There's an interactive personality. Uh, yeah, you know, when experts say this type of goat retains this form of personality of when they were alive and can feel emotions and often they're visiting you to comfort you or let you know something important.

So if you happen to see a lost loved one, chances are they are there because they feel you want to need them. Yeah, dude. Is that the one you want? That's the ghost? That because they feel you want to need them. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Is that the one you want? That's the ghost? That's the nice. Yeah. The ectoplasmum or ecto mist, okay?

Ever since a mist or fog, that almost looks like it's a swirl. If so, you may have witnessed a paranormal. So this is basically like the ghost, tha ghost, tha ghost, tha ghost, tha, tha, tha, thuuu, thu, thu, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. they they they the. the. they're, they're theeea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tho. thea. tho. thea. thea. they're, they're bat. So this is basically like the ghost from Ghostbusters. What was his name, the one that went on in? Slimmer? Slimer? Yeah, this is the Slimer ones. They ghostly and encounter.

I've captured many videos in time we can be white, gray or black. And they simply appear that way, lingering and moving quickly. Sometimes ectoplasma appears before becoming a full-body apparaction okay so they morph yeah yeah yeah I love as we go gets uglier and scarier number three is the poltergeist right yeah basically long story short on that one is just moving you know moving shit the ability to move objects and stuff. And like, and basically possess you, right?

I personally would probably categorize possession and a separate, separate, uh, because it doesn't happen too often. They show it a lot on TV and stuff, but it's not really like that. Yeah. So the Poultergeist is a very famous movie. It means actually means noisy ghost, but it has the ability to move or knock things over. Like they can just grab and throw it. Now at the comedy store supposedly, people have seen Poltergeist. They've seen chairs be thrown.

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but we just hear like a metal piece like slide across the floor behind us and we turned around. And we took up, we found out what it was like the metal, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th it was because we tested the sound and it was the same sound and it was like this metal piece from that padlock and I mean it was like to do you do like went down the hallway pretty far do you have any of the any of the ghost you found ever talk to you like to you like not on recorder JP stop touching yourself at night or something like that? Not like, I mean disembodied voices happen, but not like in your head. Because then like then I think that's you.

Yeah. That's happening to you. That's just you man. What is the craziest experience you've ever had? The craziest? The craziest is, it was probably like overall, I did a documentary called Paranormal Isolation and I stayed at this jail in Lovaca, Texas called a haunted Lavaca County Jail. It's in Hallettville actually, sorry. And I stayed in there a week by myself.

What? And I filmed it like Survivor Man, like meets paranormal. Like I had like tripod set up with cameras and stuff. And yeah, I'm friends with the the person that runs it and she was like, yeah, you can have it for a week. She let me go and I just stayed in the jail. And I was try to live the life the life the life the life trying to live the the life of like what an inmate would experience and stuff so like I had a part where if you hear a kid crying in the background that's a ghost it's not a ghost I promise daddy come back to the jail yeah but yeah that that was a overall that was an intense experience that that was pretty insane God dang what you what intense experience. That was pretty insane. God, dang. What'd you see why you were in there?

Anything? A week? Two weeks? A week? A week? A week. A week. A week.

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above it too. And we were like, fucking, well, this is insane. And then he had to go, because he had to take care of something. Then two days later we record my podcast that I have, not today Satan podcast, check it out. And yeah not today Satan. And we are recording that show and as we're recording it, I kid you not dude, I'm about to tell this story on that show and right when I say Alex's name, he butt dials me on Facebook Messenger. Like, I, dude, that's simulation stuff. That to me is simulation. That is, we're all interconnected.

It's all, it's all of us working together and we're all connected into this, it's, it's, it blows my mind when that happens all the time. Dude, I don't, like, and it's on camera too, because we're talking and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the crazy, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th............ So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that happens all the time. Dude, I don't, like, and it's on camera too, because we're talking and I'm like, yeah, so the craziest thing happened to me and Alex tonight, and then my phone started going off and I was like, oh, he's calling me, that's weird. And then I answer it and you can just hear like, like him, you know, the phone, and I was, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, th, and, and, the, the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. And, the, th. And, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th... And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, thr, and, thr, thr, thr, thr, th. That's unbelievable. So this is the fourth one. Have you, by the way, have you seen any polter guys? Yeah, I mean, well, that that object was thrown. I'm trying to, I've done, I've been doing it for so long that sometimes it kind of like, I'm sure like how your, you know, your performances all kind their, their, th, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, that. th. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th oh, I got the cell door closing on camera at that jail during that filming

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I have seen two of these. Actually, with your eye. Three. I've seen two of these. Actually, with your eye. Three. I've seen three. In camera or with your eye? They were all on camera. The first one was a live feed of me. Well, I was recording on my camera

doing a recording with a fan in Canada and a ball just goes, boom, right through, boom, right through the camera. And I'm like, where is it? But the camera caught it. And then the second one was Abby Martin's episode at the comedy store. A ball just comes right through and everyone's like, you could see it, hovering. And then the third one, a ghost hunter went to a comedy store and they filmed in the belly room and you could the and then third one a ghost hunter went to a comedy store and they filmed in the belly room and you could see orbs floating all over the place. Yeah the problem the problem with

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That's really weird because there's no explanation for that. Have you ever seen any orbs? Yeah, I've seen, I mean, I've captured things before that. I'll point out in my videos that I find weird because if you see them, you know, come to vision on camera and then you see them go away on camera at the same time before, you know, they break frame. It's like, well, if that was like a dust or dust particle or a bug, you know, you would see it leave the screen. But for some reason it dissipates, like if it's like made out of some type of light source.

So it's really weird. Unbelievable, dude. I still believe I saw. thoo. something. I'm not going to let you ruin my ghost Christmas, okay? This is what I saw. What are you going to tell me? Santa isn't real either, you bastard? Sorry, it's ruined it. Satan's real though. You just mix the letters around a little bit. There you go. It's better anyway. Also Saturn. Sounds a lot like Saturn. Another one is funnel ghost. I've never heard of this. Most often spotted in homes or historic buildings. The funnel ghost. I've never heard of this. Most often spotted homes or historic buildings.

The funnel ghost is frequently associated with a cold spot. They usually take on shape of swirling funnels. Most paranormal actors believe the loved ones. They are loved ones returning from a visit or a former resident of the home. Man. That's some crazy. Have you ever seen any of that stuff? I mean I felt cold spots and stuff before and the home. Man, that's some crazy shit. Have you ever seen any of that stuff? I mean, I felt cold spots and stuff before, and the idea, but from what I remember reading is the theory behind the cold spot is, these spirits, they have to use some type of energy to manifest, whether it's to speak or to be seen to show themselves. So whenever they are absorbing energy from the air or the particles, the negative ions,

whatever they do, they create some type of energy that we actually read called with EMF meters that detect electromagnetic fields because people believe that spirits use this energy in order to manifest and stuff. So if you're absorbing energy, there's going to be like a cold pocket left aside because the energy was like, you know, absorb. Yes. Yes, I get that. So that would explain why a cold spot could exist. So that may not actually be the spirit itself. You may just be feeling like the emptiness of no energy. You know, and sometimes when I feel empty, I just want to be toucest. I go to be to be to be to be the to be to be the the to be the to be the the the the to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. too. too. too. too. too. to. to. to. to. to. too. too. too. too. toe. the the the the the the the the the emptiness of no energy. You know, and sometimes when I feel empty, I just want to be touced.

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I mean, dude, this is my favorite topic and I can't get hard enough. XG flashed that photo the succubus and I'm still up from that. You know what And the paranormal we call it a light as a feather, stiff as a board. Ha ha ha. You know what I'm saying? That is the name of this episode. Lies a feather, stiff as a board. Uh, who are some of the most famous ghosts out there?

Are there famous ghost? Um, supposedly you could go to being on to the other side? He loved Jesus, he loved the Lord. Why would they not bring him to the other side? I don't know, man, he wore too much black maybe. Dude, that's a great point. He might be one, you know, he was so much rehearsing and playing music. He might be one of those sort of like echo ghosts, you know, where you're just a a pattern the pattern the pattern the pattern the pattern the pattern the pattern the pattern the pattern the pattern the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to the. th. th. th. th. I respect that I respect that a lot there's a famous ghost there's a King Hamilton there's the Flying Dutchman the Belwitch Casper you know that one's funny Casper what bloody Mary

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I'll tell you, Britney's vagina is haunted. You remember seeing that picture, dude? That was a haunted vagina? Well, you kind of got a look at it at one point. Yeah, I did. I'm very famous. I was in a Britney Spears video. And for sure, it was haunted. It's like a haunted mansion. By the ghost of K-fed, bro. I could hear it going, woo-oo!

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God damn. I love ghosts, dude. I love ghost. Where is the most haunted place in the world? Because I love this stuff. Oh, man, that's, there's so many places, man. Like the most haunted. You get more bang for your buck.

Probably the catacombs in Paris would be definitely top. I mean you just got you go in there and there's just you go far enough there's just bones just you know like on the walls and in piles and I mean just thousands and thousands of people the bodies there. Unbelievable dude. But I wouldn't go in there man because you know if you don't know where you're going man you get lost and never never get found again They won't go in there and search for you what? You're on the one you can't just throw that out and not follow what? Yeah, because I think I can't remember how many miles long they think the catacombs are used to be the sewer system for Paris and then whenever the plate one of the plagues the pl the plague the plague the plague the plague the plague the plague the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyks to to to to to to to to to to to toeysysysys. toeys I was I was I was I was I was to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tea. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the tea. the the the the they. plague one of the plagues or whatever came came I'm not like super history buff but whenever that started they had to put the body somewhere and they started putting them in the old sewage system and that's why there's all those dead bodies down there but um yeah man I mean there's a video of a guy that goes down it for six

hours he's down there and like he luckily he knew how to get back out I don't know there's people called catafiles and they go exploring in there and they just kind of keep like a mental map in their head of the place you know what place was super haunted where the concentration camps yeah yeah I'll should with some stuff yeah to thrown it's for real for a for the of their to that place is rude yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that's th th th th that's th th th th th th th th th thus the thus th th the the th the the the the the the the the the the their the the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thoooooooooooo thoooooo thoooooo the thooooo the thing about it. I mean that place is rude. Yeah, well that was rude dude. Those people. Never forget, never again. What about like abortion clinics?

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Maybe that's how people die. So like ghost grabs her ankle or something. How do you know? Nobody talks about it. Could be. Yeah, it could be. I love all sounds like dude we're going up let's all go together this would be a fun trip. Someone just take some ne for a sec. You're like let them go.

They're dead. We can't save them. I, you couldn't pay me enough money to do it like millions of dollars you could you could, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, like, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you, offer man I went to go he looks demon right now doesn't he what happened there dude they're yeah it's glitching yeah well welcome to the Timfall Hat Show where we glitch out no matter how I'm no matter what internet we got dude I could get like CERN internet the greatest internet ever and I would still have glitches they could be skyping next door I wonder I wonder if the from Guys We Fuck go through this, right? They Skype somebody in.

So I'm blowing two dudes and I'll say, glitch out, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, glitch out, dude. Yeah, dude. We were talking, uh, the technology stuff's insane. I was at the gym right before the show and I ran into a friend there. and he and he their their their the show and I ran into a friend there and he was showing me pictures of his garage because they put some turf down because they're turning their garage into a home gym and we just talked about it and and I got on my Facebook when I right before the show started I was going down my timeline and guess what popped up advertising for turf installation. Dude! It's like we're in the gym the gym dude like with music playing and you got fucking you know. the the the th and stuff and then they still captured that somehow knew it was my voice.

Dude I have a crazier story dude. I was making a joke about my friend having AIDS and dude HIV medication started popping up on my phone. That sounds kind of legit. They're helping you out. No they're not helping me out. I mean the phone should know if I'm joking or not. Am I right? That's crazy, man. Yeah, it's... It's... It happens so often. I don't even care. Like, I just ignore it. It's part of life now, I guess. Well, dude, Tom Green was on punch a couple weeks ago, remember, and he said that he had just talked to his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his to his their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. It's thed to his friend about going the LA Auto Show and then he got like literally moments later started getting car ads on Instagram. Isn't that crazy? Dang. You should have, that should be a bag of bets on our other show. You should have to give your friend a show and he should just be yelling like

glory hole, gay sex ads and just your phone to steads. Take the studs. So I went on the internet because we had the power of that here at our show. And kind of. And I've looked up the most Holland Place World, this place, this website called Travel and Leisure have listed the top 30. Number one is Raymond Hall Norfolk, England. Supposedly the brown lady. That sounds like a racist term, right?

It sounds like somebody's shit or pants. The brown lady? Have my Instagram following is that brown ladies that I love, right? Venice, Italy, a short trip to Italy, a beautiful, plagued with people suffering from... Oh, it's supposed to be a quarantine zone of people suffering that suffered during the plague oh yeah that's not the ease that's a lot of energy right there man that's a lot of energy dude how come no way like hey do you have like blown out coke gos like just dude to blown that's at the Chateau yeah that like giving you

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This is my favorite thing. Ancient Ram Inn. Watton under England, under edge, England. 12th century in is one of the oldest in the Western world. It is believed to have once been a pagan burial ground. Why do they keep building on burial grounds? They don't have a lot of room in England, dude. You bring that shit up.

England's old, bro. English, it's a whole. That's a good point. But this one. Abo Shimon Nagasaki. That's a good point, dude. Why aren't there a bunch of fucking just if you get new the you have to be Asians.

Some beef jerky looking dudes running around going, oh, I think Shane Gillis should investigate over there. Oh, snap! Getting political. Okay. This is supposedly has more than 20 spirits including. Including ghost, a pagan, high priestess, and an incubus, and it says not the band. How funny would that be the band? You just hear them singing drive? The guy from Lincoln Park singing, that'd be crazy, dude.

Oh, that's fucked up. You're making fun of nuclear bombs and I, because I did a crazy dude. Oh that's fucked up you're making fun of nuclear bombs and I because I did a joke about Lincoln Park suddenly I'm an asshole. Dude there's what yeah dude's talking about are you're talking Auschwitz dude and you're like dude that was rude the Queen Mary in Long Beach is supposed to be haunted yeah I've heard that for sure yeah do you want to be haunted. Yeah, I've heard that for sure, yeah. Dude, you want to go ghost hunting, dude? Sure, yeah, man.

Yeah, you talk. Dude, I've said something up, we should say something up, man. I'm in, dude. We were talking about the old Ryan was on the show. We wanted to go do that. But nobody will take with it. You think you guys did the document? Is it only ghost? There's no aliens or other type of stuff because we just

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But are those legit or are those, you know, just some bullshit circuit that's kind kind of started before like ghost hunting did. Like people were trying, they call it ITC, it's inter-trans communication and it's basically communicating with spirits like using frequencies. So the ghostbox is what they're set to do is they scan radio frequencies really at a rapid pace and like the white noise generating through the speaker is like at a frequency for some reason they're able to manipulate like the white noise generating through the speaker is like at a frequency for some reason they're able to manipulate like the white noise and some people think too like a combination of the words you're hearing coming out of the radio to like answer questions and stuff. Oh wow. And it sounds and yeah it's so crazy because you're like how could they do that? Like it doesn't make any sense. But whenever you get like full full sentence responses and you're scanning a radio backwards like I mean I'm

talking like 30 faster than like 30 seconds a station I mean it's like and you get like a full sentence that makes sense and it's clear. I mean like that's how do you dispute that it's crazy. How much of what is on tel like mainstream TV would you say is bullshit like are that how much of that it's crazy. How much of what is on tel like mainstream TV would you say is bullshit though? Like are that how much of that is staged? Probably it's probably 50-50 if I had to say but I don't know because I don't know that people personally so it's tough to say. But I think maybe with your instincts you'd be able to tell when they're kind of ham. Yeah, I think that you, I mean, even, I mean, I'm just an honest person, like sometimes whenever something happens on camera while we're filming, you know, like, you get

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Yeah, everybody does that with Bigfoot. Do you know there's a Bigfoot treaty that the government supposedly made a deal with the Bigfoot and they have to, they can only be in certain areas? Is that why that why that why. Is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that all those people go missing in national forests? National parks and stuff? Bigfoot, he signed his name on there. Bigfoot's like, okay, I'll agree to this, even though I'm an interdimensional time traveler and I could go pretty much anywhere I want, I'll play by your rules. That's what I think he is, dude.

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I don't know if I made a good explanation of the Archons. I have a good feeling I might get lit up about that. I think it was a great show. That is a tough topic dude that is a about your homie does a lot about fairies yeah dude he drops fairy knowledge all the time gay people we already talked about samurai's please stop okay they say that very he believes in him do you something like that they're like the same person I was watching one of his videos fairies might be the chick version and you know that's they reprodu they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're th the te te te te te te te te te try te tell the the thee the the the the the that they're like the same person. I was watching one of his videos. Ferrys might be the chick version and you know?

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So everybody thinks that it's paranormal but I was watching some some research videos. I was going Eddie Bravo deep on YouTube, you know? Yeah. And people were saying that she had ties to a manufacturer of invisibility cloaks that she was about to come out about and say something about it. And if you look at it like this company that was like experimenting with like invisibility cloaks, the address, their address they used was the hotel and she went there. So what if you're not seeing anything on the camera because it's somebody in a cloak? Oh my god.

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Let me see if I can find the twee. Okay, while you're looking this up, I want to go, here we go, listen to this. This is a list of deaths at the Cecil Hotel. Are you ready? November 13th, Manham Beach, 46 found Dennis thousand. Manhattan Beach resident William K. Norton, 46, found dead his room, ingested poison capsules, okay? No, 32, September 1932, made found dead, okay, inflicted gunshot wounds.

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around her body. She later died at a now demolished Georgia Street. Oh my God. Okay here we go. Navy officer Earl Nipplet 39 found Dennis room ingested poison. Oh my I could just go on forever, dude. Oh my, yeah, that place definitely has some energy in it. And then like it's like, it seems like it's a, it attracts negative energy because you have all those serial killers and stuff going over there. Oh my God, tell me this is not your worst nightmare. October 2nd, October 12th, 1962, Pauline Oden 27 jumped her death from the 9th floor after an argument with her strange hudgmen.

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You know, that's just, you can't like, make energy leave just because you move physical objects, you know? Dude, I think you're fucking right, dude, about this invisible cloak shit. You know how to see this video? Hey, I just, um, I sent you a video on your IG, Sam that that talked about the invisibility cloak so you can watch it. I'll watch that later. Holy cow. Is anyone else creeped out? This story always creeps me out, dude. Yeah, invisible cloak lady? Oh my god, man, that is, dude, there's so many people died.

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I've never had a tumbler. Okay, you guys want, do me a great, do me a favor right now. Go on and look up. F.B.I. symbol for pedophilia. What that blue thing? Yeah, get it up and then I want you. Did you just see it some? No, yeah. Oh shoot. Right. Actually he's almost there. Here we go. You find it. You're talking about the blue thing. Yeah, look at the blue thing. Now look at this is the only image found on invisible light agency website right here. Well, I mean hold it up to the camera or something.

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Who's right? So the kids won't see him. Yeah, it's so fucking weird. It's crazy, man. You just creeped me out, dude. You just creeped me out, I mean, so creepy, I mean, so creepy, I mean, so today, that story is always creep me out. Yeah, you know, I told you that story about my dad He saw some real shit when he was younger, you know Yeah, you know that lady in the back of his truck with the red eyes and then like his Oh, the hitchhiker, yeah, is it like a hitchhiker? No, it's an old woman. It just appears in the back the back seat and another guy in our family. He's th th saw saw saw saw. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. thin, th. the th. th. the the thin, thi the thi. the the lady in the lady in the lady in the lady in the lady in the lady in the lady lady lady lady lady the lady lady lady lady lady lady the lady lady lady lady. the lady lady lady lady. the lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. La th. the. the. La the. La the. the. theee. thea. thea. La thea. La thea. La theea. La the thea. La the the hitchhiker one, right? We've all heard it where you're driving past the road or whatever.

This someone asks you to give him a ride and if you don't, next thing you know he's sitting right next to you. Yeah, the lady and white was always one of those stories. There's always a lady in white in the small town somewhere. . And you got the La Jorona down in Mexico? Oh yeah. The what? You've heard of that? La Jorona, that's where the crying babies, when you hear the crying baby, that's because she drowned her kids. Oh my. Let's go on the border, let's go look on her.

Just go run? Do you just run? Do you just run? Yeah, get the water and just drown your ass. So you're like, you're trying to like protect them. We're figuring out why these babies cry and so you get near them and then when you get near them, you get pulled in by. No, no, I'm not. They're like frog babies. What was it's natural geographic? What am I'm, like, hey dude, last year a bunch of crocodiles there, right?

Hey, hey dude, I'm curious. What are some of the techniques you use to kind of pull out ghosts? I use around the world. I use, I call it the blind man tap sometimes. Yeah, but you know what what are some techniques? I mean, there's like, what are they. anything in your experience or yeah a cool thing that that a buddy of mine does he has a show on YouTube called Resident Undead and they do these things where they they like replay an old basically what would have taken place there they replay it. Yeah I look creepy on that on that's yeah you look like everybody who's, don't do drugs or else you'll end up blowing stranger in a hotel room. It's so fucking creepy. Oh man, dude. That's funny. Yeah, that's distracted. Yeah, but he, so he basically, they act out what, a scene of what would have taken place at the location. Yeah, but he so he basically they act out what a scene of what

would have taken place at the location. Yeah, there you go and they they have a cool YouTube channel but yeah. That's a cool way they seem to get a lot of activity and that's all he all they use are DR 60s they only use those recorders he has a bunch of them. So are you saying if there was like, uh, like if it was an asylum, they would reenact like someone getting an electro shock or something like that? Is that what you're saying? Right, right, yeah, exactly. Wow, yeah, I think. Oh, man, that's too much. Oh, man. That's too much.

So one more time. It looks like the Avengers when everyone, when he snaps his finger just. Okay. This went dark and I'm sorry. Guys, you guys are the best. J.P. Doyle, please tell them where they can find all your stuff. Yeah, check out the evil of nowhere. You can find it on Facebook or you can just YouTube the trailer, the evil of nowhere. And then also I have two podcasts that I'm grinding every day, man. It's hard to to to to to to to to to the the to stay the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their the. th. th. thiia. thiolk, thi. thiolk, thiolk, th. thiolk, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the then also I have two podcasts that I'm grinding every day man. It's hard to stay consistent in podcasting but I'm trying so. The first one is called Not

Today Satan and that's when my co-host he's a comedian here in Houston named Nick Bermeya. We just kind of talk about this type of stuff and life and mental health and everything. And then I have a show called Alien Earthling where I just kind of ramble for an hour. Do you do anything normal? Like go eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken and play like, are you on a bowling team? No, I watch football, a big Packer fan. Uh, and love, love MMA. I'm hopeful to start taking Jiu-Jitsu soon. There's a 10th planet out here kind of close by and hopefully I make some money I can start going to take some classes.

All right, dude. Well, it's broke, boy. Hey, dude, listen, man. Uh, keep grinding. It took me a very long time to get what little, to, to, th. to, th. to th. to thi. to to thi. to thi. to thi. toe, toe, thi. toe, thi. toe, thi. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, too. too. tooom. tooome, tooom. tooom. too. too. too. too. too. too, too, too, too, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. too. too. toe. toe. a very long time to get what little I have right now and it is very little compared to some but I'm very thankful for all of it. I'm thankful for everybody who listens to the show and you know some of the jokes are a little crazy today but we don't it's so weird I'm so old like before those would be nothing now I'm like I, you know, but just know we're having fun. And I, J.P.

you're always welcome back on the show whenever you want to come back. You got any new stories of ghosts and haunted stuff. One of my favorite movies was Belladonna's, my buttholes haunted. So I've always had a weird, you know, a soft spot for the paranormal, right? How about you, Johnny? Yeah. I love the paranormal, but not for that reason. Okay, Johnny, Johnny, real quick, we want to give up to Johnny. Johnny's been sick and he powered through it. He's actually looks like he's got AIDS.

I gotta be honest when you look like it's you look like. You look like, I look good, you know. He's doing his things. I appreciate you coming on and I appreciate J.P. Coming on the, what is it called the house, the haunt? Oh, the evil of nowhere. The evil of nowhere. Go check out the movie.

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Easy, dude. I'm turning Sam on. Watch out, Sam O'Rye over there. We cut that out. You guys are the best. We'll see you guys soon. Thanks for supporting the show. See you in Portland.

See you at the comedy store. See you on Patreon. Keep home boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. This is time.